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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:11,707 --> 00:00:14,188 Bubbles! 4 00:00:14,362 --> 00:00:16,277 Thank you. 5 00:00:16,451 --> 00:00:19,149 Alright, that was a song called "Who Shit In The Saddlebags?" 6 00:00:19,323 --> 00:00:21,195 an old Roy Rogers classic. 7 00:00:21,369 --> 00:00:24,285 It's on an album of mine called "Fur Biscuits". 8 00:00:24,459 --> 00:00:26,200 It's not out yet but, 9 00:00:26,374 --> 00:00:28,202 hopefully at some point. 10 00:00:28,811 --> 00:00:30,595 Alright, how's everybody doin' out there now? 11 00:00:31,988 --> 00:00:34,034 Yessir, we all ready to keep rockin'? 12 00:00:35,426 --> 00:00:36,949 Okay, this next song's about 13 00:00:37,124 --> 00:00:38,777 an old guy named Skooker B. 14 00:00:38,951 --> 00:00:40,301 Some of ya might remember him. 15 00:00:40,475 --> 00:00:41,824 He lived in the trailer park years ago, 16 00:00:41,998 --> 00:00:43,130 and he got drunk and drove through a church 17 00:00:43,304 --> 00:00:44,566 and killed a bunch of people. 18 00:00:44,740 --> 00:00:46,133 Anyway, this is, 19 00:00:46,307 --> 00:00:47,786 this is called "Drinkin With The Angels". 20 00:00:51,181 --> 00:00:52,791 No, wrong beat. 21 00:00:54,619 --> 00:00:56,317 Just wait. Here we go. 22 00:01:07,023 --> 00:01:08,677 ♪ Ol' Skooker B ♪ 23 00:01:08,851 --> 00:01:10,853 ♪ He never knew me ♪ 24 00:01:11,027 --> 00:01:14,552 ♪ But he was a legend Of the liquor... ♪ 25 00:01:14,726 --> 00:01:17,033 ♪ He would put a pint away ♪ 26 00:01:17,207 --> 00:01:21,211 ♪ Just to start his day To hit the real thing ♪ 27 00:01:22,256 --> 00:01:26,173 ♪ And now he's drinkin' With the angels ♪ 28 00:01:26,782 --> 00:01:30,046 ♪ On the wings of a dove ♪ 29 00:01:30,829 --> 00:01:34,398 ♪ He's drinkin' With the angels ♪ 30 00:01:34,572 --> 00:01:37,619 ♪ Up in heaven above ♪ 31 00:01:38,576 --> 00:01:41,013 Play that one by Hank Williams that I like, 32 00:01:41,188 --> 00:01:42,189 will ya Bubbles? 33 00:01:42,363 --> 00:01:43,886 Look, ya gotta promise 34 00:01:44,060 --> 00:01:45,453 not to curse out your ex-husband again, Gladys. 35 00:01:45,627 --> 00:01:48,151 I won't mention the son of a whore's name. 36 00:01:48,717 --> 00:01:50,284 Alright, fair enough! 37 00:01:50,458 --> 00:01:51,633 This is a little 38 00:01:51,807 --> 00:01:52,851 "Your Cheatin' Heart" for you folks. 39 00:01:53,025 --> 00:01:54,418 Sorry gang, that's it. 40 00:01:54,592 --> 00:01:56,116 Time for supper. 41 00:01:57,900 --> 00:02:00,468 Okay, well, I guess that's it for me then. 42 00:02:00,642 --> 00:02:02,122 Thanks for coming down, everybody! 43 00:02:02,296 --> 00:02:03,906 We'll see ya next week, the same time. 44 00:02:06,604 --> 00:02:08,476 I don't wanna hear any of your excuses, Charlie. 45 00:02:08,650 --> 00:02:10,086 If that turkey had not been as dry 46 00:02:10,260 --> 00:02:11,740 as the goddamn Sahara desert, 47 00:02:11,914 --> 00:02:12,958 then Vera wouldn't have started choking. 48 00:02:13,133 --> 00:02:14,482 End of story. 49 00:02:14,656 --> 00:02:16,919 Excuse me Miss Chisolm, sorry to interrupt, 50 00:02:17,093 --> 00:02:18,877 I was wondering if I could get my wages for the week? 51 00:02:19,051 --> 00:02:19,835 Right here, Bubbles. 52 00:02:20,009 --> 00:02:23,447 Oh, oh, hot turkey! 53 00:02:23,621 --> 00:02:24,666 Decent! 54 00:02:24,840 --> 00:02:26,189 Here. I got this guy back for ya, 55 00:02:26,363 --> 00:02:27,582 clean as a 56 00:02:28,713 --> 00:02:31,325 Oh, how's the old fork antenna I geared up hangin'? 57 00:02:31,499 --> 00:02:33,327 Ah, good. Yeah, it's good. 58 00:02:33,501 --> 00:02:35,111 And how were they today? 59 00:02:35,285 --> 00:02:37,157 Oh, they were fantastic as usual. 60 00:02:37,331 --> 00:02:39,724 I mean, pretty sure Harold mighta had a 61 00:02:39,898 --> 00:02:41,552 front accident when he dozed off, 62 00:02:41,726 --> 00:02:43,772 but before that he was up dancin' like Fred Astaire. 63 00:02:43,946 --> 00:02:45,208 Oh, no, no, no, no. 64 00:02:45,382 --> 00:02:46,905 Harold should not be up dancing, 65 00:02:47,079 --> 00:02:48,907 he just started a new heart medication. Jesus. 66 00:02:49,081 --> 00:02:50,082 Oh, I didn't know that. 67 00:02:50,257 --> 00:02:51,606 I'm sorry. 68 00:02:52,650 --> 00:02:55,131 Listen, I've been meaning to ask ya... 69 00:02:56,263 --> 00:02:57,742 putting a band together 70 00:02:57,916 --> 00:02:59,091 and I was thinkin' maybe I could bring them in here 71 00:02:59,266 --> 00:03:00,832 to play with me. 72 00:03:01,006 --> 00:03:02,182 You know, I wouldn't charge ya extra or anything. 73 00:03:02,356 --> 00:03:03,531 What a-a-a band? 74 00:03:03,705 --> 00:03:06,316 Like with drums 'n things? 75 00:03:06,490 --> 00:03:08,840 Oh yeah, but the drummer could use the brush... swishies. 76 00:03:09,014 --> 00:03:10,102 Oh, I don't think that's a good idea, Bubbles. 77 00:03:10,277 --> 00:03:11,365 No, no, no, no. 78 00:03:11,539 --> 00:03:14,106 It sounds loud and disruptive. 79 00:03:14,977 --> 00:03:16,283 Yeah, okay, I just thought- 80 00:03:16,457 --> 00:03:17,588 No, no, no. 81 00:03:17,762 --> 00:03:18,937 I'm sorry, Bubbles. 82 00:03:19,111 --> 00:03:21,549 No, it's okay. It's fine. 83 00:03:22,637 --> 00:03:24,421 What's the name of this band? 84 00:03:37,129 --> 00:03:38,914 ♪ Ol' Skooker B ♪ 85 00:03:39,088 --> 00:03:40,916 ♪ He never knew me ♪ 86 00:03:41,090 --> 00:03:42,787 Who's a good boy? 87 00:03:42,961 --> 00:03:45,181 ♪ But he was a legend Of the liquor... ♪ 88 00:03:45,355 --> 00:03:47,183 ♪ He would put a pint away ♪ 89 00:03:47,357 --> 00:03:51,143 ♪ Just to start his day To hit the real thing... ♪ 90 00:03:53,320 --> 00:03:55,147 ♪ Workin' at the mine ♪ 91 00:03:55,322 --> 00:03:57,237 ♪ Liquored up by nine ♪ 92 00:03:57,411 --> 00:04:00,588 Snip, snip, snippy dippy doo. 93 00:04:00,762 --> 00:04:03,417 ♪ He would sucker Punch his boss ♪ 94 00:04:03,591 --> 00:04:07,595 ♪ Get back on the Sauce by early evenin' ♪ 95 00:04:08,030 --> 00:04:11,990 ♪ And now he's drinkin' With the angels ♪ 96 00:04:12,164 --> 00:04:15,167 ♪ On the wings of a dove ♪ 97 00:04:15,342 --> 00:04:16,734 A hundred bucks?! 98 00:04:16,908 --> 00:04:18,649 I'm gonna be entering that! 99 00:04:20,042 --> 00:04:22,436 ♪ Up in heaven above ♪ 100 00:04:26,004 --> 00:04:28,964 Look at that sparkly bastard! 101 00:04:29,138 --> 00:04:32,837 ♪ Where she could hide A pint of fancy liquor ♪ 102 00:04:33,011 --> 00:04:33,925 ♪ She would sneak Into the dance ♪ 103 00:04:34,099 --> 00:04:35,144 Oooh! Oooh! 104 00:04:38,060 --> 00:04:39,366 God! What have you done? 105 00:04:39,540 --> 00:04:40,889 I was just standin' here doin' nothing 106 00:04:41,063 --> 00:04:42,717 and it dropped and it hit me right in the arm. 107 00:04:42,891 --> 00:04:43,674 Oh my God! Sir, I am so sorry. 108 00:04:43,848 --> 00:04:44,762 Feels like a fracture. 109 00:04:44,936 --> 00:04:45,807 Why aren't you helping him? 110 00:04:45,981 --> 00:04:47,069 Hit me right there. 111 00:04:47,243 --> 00:04:48,897 I'm so sorry, sir. 112 00:04:49,071 --> 00:04:50,899 No, it's fine. I mean, I was just, 113 00:04:51,073 --> 00:04:52,640 I was gonna get an electric tambourine 114 00:04:52,814 --> 00:04:54,859 and now I might have to go to the hospital. 115 00:04:55,033 --> 00:04:56,208 Oh my God. Oh my God. 116 00:04:56,383 --> 00:04:57,601 I'm so sorry. Oh my God. 117 00:04:57,775 --> 00:04:59,168 I was working. 118 00:04:59,342 --> 00:05:00,996 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 119 00:05:01,170 --> 00:05:02,432 I'm so sorry, sir! 120 00:05:02,606 --> 00:05:03,825 No, it's fine. 121 00:05:03,999 --> 00:05:05,609 I'll just go to the, the hospital. 122 00:05:06,828 --> 00:05:08,438 Takin' this sign. 123 00:05:08,830 --> 00:05:09,874 Song contest. 124 00:05:11,180 --> 00:05:12,050 Oh my God! 125 00:05:12,224 --> 00:05:13,791 This is insane! 126 00:05:13,965 --> 00:05:15,184 Ah, you tubey little meat sluts! 127 00:05:15,358 --> 00:05:17,055 Where the fuck did ya go?! 128 00:05:18,579 --> 00:05:20,189 Taint gobblin' fuckin' meat whores! 129 00:05:20,363 --> 00:05:21,756 You burn up like Freddy Krueger's cock! Fuck! 130 00:05:21,930 --> 00:05:22,670 Holy fuck, Ricky! 131 00:05:22,844 --> 00:05:24,411 What happened?! 132 00:05:24,585 --> 00:05:26,064 I was fuckin' cooking sausages for Moe and his friends, 133 00:05:26,238 --> 00:05:27,936 and I must've fuckin' passed out. 134 00:05:28,110 --> 00:05:29,372 - Jesus Murphy. - No, no, no, no. 135 00:05:29,546 --> 00:05:31,200 What the fuck are they doing here?! 136 00:05:31,374 --> 00:05:32,897 They weren't supposed to be back here for six fuckin' months! 137 00:05:33,071 --> 00:05:34,638 - Ricky! Ricky! Fuckin' calm down. - My ears! Shit, man! 138 00:05:34,812 --> 00:05:36,031 This is different guys. 139 00:05:36,205 --> 00:05:37,119 They're not filming you, 140 00:05:37,293 --> 00:05:38,686 these are Channel 10 guys! 141 00:05:38,860 --> 00:05:40,905 They're doing a story on local musicians, 142 00:05:41,079 --> 00:05:43,343 about my recording studio and the band I'm startin'. 143 00:05:43,517 --> 00:05:44,692 Well they better not fuck with me 144 00:05:44,866 --> 00:05:46,171 'cause I'm on fuckin' vacation. 145 00:05:46,346 --> 00:05:47,956 Ricky, they're not gonna fuck with you. 146 00:05:48,130 --> 00:05:49,044 Relax. 147 00:05:49,218 --> 00:05:50,524 Sorry about that, fellas. 148 00:05:50,698 --> 00:05:52,787 He's actually not crazy, believe it or not. 149 00:05:53,091 --> 00:05:54,397 Do you know where Randy is? 150 00:05:54,571 --> 00:05:56,181 I gotta do an emergency recording session. 151 00:05:56,356 --> 00:05:58,009 Why the fuck would I know where Randy is? 152 00:05:58,358 --> 00:06:00,751 He's probably down at the pond finger blasting a male turtle. 153 00:06:01,535 --> 00:06:03,754 Look at this, songwriting contest. 154 00:06:03,928 --> 00:06:05,321 I can win a hundred fuckin' bucks! 155 00:06:05,495 --> 00:06:06,714 Oh, no fucking way! 156 00:06:06,888 --> 00:06:08,280 You gonna put "Liquor And Whores" in? 157 00:06:08,672 --> 00:06:11,022 Well, no Ricky, I told ya that was like a joke song. 158 00:06:11,196 --> 00:06:12,415 I wanna do serious stuff. 159 00:06:12,589 --> 00:06:14,025 No, man, that's a fuckin' mistake. 160 00:06:14,199 --> 00:06:15,853 Everybody knows that song, you can win with it. 161 00:06:16,114 --> 00:06:18,813 I know, but I don't wanna be just known for that, ya know. 162 00:06:19,030 --> 00:06:20,467 Expand my horizons. 163 00:06:20,641 --> 00:06:21,816 Alright, well, you can suit myself, I guess, 164 00:06:21,990 --> 00:06:23,774 but that's fuckin' dumb. 165 00:06:23,948 --> 00:06:26,168 Well, that's what I'm doin', Ricky. 166 00:06:26,342 --> 00:06:29,214 If you get that thing workin' I'd love a sausage. 167 00:06:29,519 --> 00:06:31,216 Here's the studio here, fellas. 168 00:06:31,695 --> 00:06:34,350 Look at this. It's called Tabby Road, you know. 169 00:06:34,524 --> 00:06:36,526 And I got the kitties there instead of The Beatles. 170 00:06:36,700 --> 00:06:39,050 Kitty Beatles! 171 00:06:39,224 --> 00:06:41,009 Thought that was pretty cute. 172 00:06:41,183 --> 00:06:44,447 So, this feels like a bit of a departure 173 00:06:44,621 --> 00:06:46,841 from what you've done in the past. 174 00:06:47,015 --> 00:06:49,626 Have you always wanted to be involved in music? 175 00:06:49,800 --> 00:06:52,107 I've always been into music since I was a little guy, 176 00:06:52,281 --> 00:06:54,501 you know, music and playin' the guitar, 177 00:06:54,675 --> 00:06:56,241 and even recording, you know. 178 00:06:56,416 --> 00:06:58,853 So when the shopping cart business, you know, 179 00:06:59,027 --> 00:07:01,246 when the arse fell out of that I just thought, 180 00:07:01,421 --> 00:07:03,118 well maybe I can make some money, you know, 181 00:07:03,292 --> 00:07:04,989 doing more of my hobby, 182 00:07:05,163 --> 00:07:06,556 more of my passion, you know? 183 00:07:06,730 --> 00:07:09,820 So I built this recording studio 184 00:07:09,994 --> 00:07:11,692 and just thought, I'll get my music going 185 00:07:11,866 --> 00:07:13,433 and then when I get my band going, 186 00:07:13,607 --> 00:07:16,436 we'll have a, a place to record our albums. 187 00:07:16,610 --> 00:07:18,263 But, you know, a fella's gotta make money, 188 00:07:18,438 --> 00:07:20,091 so, yeah, I mean, 189 00:07:20,265 --> 00:07:21,919 I've been recording everything from, you know, 190 00:07:22,354 --> 00:07:24,052 like barbershop quartets... 191 00:07:24,226 --> 00:07:26,794 ♪ Swimmin' in the pond That little duck ♪ 192 00:07:26,968 --> 00:07:28,404 ♪ Where is he going? ♪ 193 00:07:28,578 --> 00:07:31,059 ♪ What's he going to do? Yeah ♪ 194 00:07:31,799 --> 00:07:33,931 To crazy metal bands that scare me. 195 00:07:38,501 --> 00:07:41,156 To like, weirdo spiritual music. 196 00:07:42,549 --> 00:07:46,857 ♪ Hi! ♪ 197 00:07:47,641 --> 00:07:50,208 Bubbles, can I get a little more reverb on the gong, please? 198 00:07:50,382 --> 00:07:51,688 Yes, ma'am. 199 00:07:51,993 --> 00:07:54,256 Stuff like that. Anything. Anything. 200 00:07:54,430 --> 00:07:55,779 And over there, 201 00:07:55,953 --> 00:07:58,086 see that's where I live in that shed over there. 202 00:07:58,260 --> 00:08:01,132 But when I have a big session, you know, that's where the, 203 00:08:01,306 --> 00:08:02,612 the people go to record, 204 00:08:02,786 --> 00:08:04,266 I move all the shit out onto the lawn. 205 00:08:04,440 --> 00:08:06,877 Put the fuckin' bass amp over here. 206 00:08:07,051 --> 00:08:09,837 You don't need a ride cymbal in a fuckin' metal band. 207 00:08:10,011 --> 00:08:11,621 Get rid of that. 208 00:08:11,795 --> 00:08:15,756 And do you run this entire facility all by yourself? 209 00:08:15,930 --> 00:08:18,410 I have help from one guy that I know. 210 00:08:18,585 --> 00:08:19,977 His name's Randy. 211 00:08:20,151 --> 00:08:21,544 You probably saw him around the park there. 212 00:08:21,805 --> 00:08:22,850 No shirt on, 213 00:08:23,024 --> 00:08:24,634 great big shit tank on him. 214 00:08:24,808 --> 00:08:26,070 He's my helper. 215 00:08:26,244 --> 00:08:27,289 So he helps me with the equipment 216 00:08:27,463 --> 00:08:28,943 and running cables and stuff, 217 00:08:29,117 --> 00:08:31,467 and, and I help him on the weekends, you know, 218 00:08:31,641 --> 00:08:34,601 loading up his fuckin' food truck with hot dog buns. 219 00:08:37,038 --> 00:08:38,735 And what's this? 220 00:08:38,909 --> 00:08:40,084 This is from Abbey Road, 221 00:08:40,258 --> 00:08:42,870 the real Abbey Road in London. 222 00:08:43,218 --> 00:08:44,872 I took some money, everything I had actually, 223 00:08:45,046 --> 00:08:46,482 and I, 224 00:08:46,656 --> 00:08:48,876 I booked Abby Road for seven fuckin' minutes, 225 00:08:49,050 --> 00:08:50,094 officially booked it! 226 00:08:50,268 --> 00:08:51,574 And I was, you know, 227 00:08:51,748 --> 00:08:53,010 I could have went and recorded there. 228 00:08:53,184 --> 00:08:54,577 I mean, I knew I'd never get to do it, 229 00:08:54,751 --> 00:08:56,448 I just... 230 00:08:56,623 --> 00:08:58,146 I just thought it would be kind of neat to be, you know, 231 00:08:58,320 --> 00:08:59,626 entered into the log book with the greats. 232 00:08:59,800 --> 00:09:01,323 Look at this! 233 00:09:01,497 --> 00:09:03,760 There's a song writing contest, ya win a hundred bucks. 234 00:09:03,934 --> 00:09:06,763 I'm gonna fuckin' win that money right now, baby. 235 00:09:07,068 --> 00:09:08,069 Step aside, 236 00:09:08,243 --> 00:09:11,812 hit song comin' up. 237 00:09:12,247 --> 00:09:15,250 Okay, that should do it. 238 00:09:16,425 --> 00:09:18,470 Can't waste tape. 239 00:09:18,645 --> 00:09:20,298 Can't waste tape. 240 00:09:20,647 --> 00:09:23,040 "Kitties Are So Nice" take two. 241 00:09:31,266 --> 00:09:34,095 ♪ Kitties are so nice ♪ 242 00:09:35,096 --> 00:09:37,664 ♪ Kitties are so nice ♪ 243 00:09:38,534 --> 00:09:40,144 ♪ Get them down ♪ 244 00:09:40,318 --> 00:09:42,973 So what about live music? 245 00:09:43,147 --> 00:09:46,194 You had a bit of a hit with one of your songs already. 246 00:09:46,368 --> 00:09:48,413 Well, no, that was more like a joke song. 247 00:09:48,588 --> 00:09:50,067 I'm talking about a, 248 00:09:50,241 --> 00:09:52,113 a real hit about something important, you know, 249 00:09:52,287 --> 00:09:54,681 like kitties, for instance. 250 00:09:54,855 --> 00:09:56,900 You know, everybody on the planet loves kitties. 251 00:09:57,074 --> 00:09:58,685 Yes. 252 00:09:58,859 --> 00:09:59,990 And, you know, there's no real songs about kitties, 253 00:10:00,164 --> 00:10:01,557 which to me is unbelievable. 254 00:10:01,731 --> 00:10:04,125 So I think my song, "Kitties Are So Nice" 255 00:10:04,299 --> 00:10:06,606 it sorta ticks all the boxes for what a, 256 00:10:06,780 --> 00:10:08,129 a hit song should have. 257 00:10:08,303 --> 00:10:11,088 So, you know, I guess we'll see. 258 00:10:11,959 --> 00:10:13,177 You know... 259 00:10:14,352 --> 00:10:15,310 Jesus Murphy. 260 00:10:15,484 --> 00:10:17,529 Violet! You should slow down. 261 00:10:17,704 --> 00:10:19,836 You're gonna, you're gonna rattle your brain loose. 262 00:10:22,709 --> 00:10:24,101 I've done it. 263 00:10:24,362 --> 00:10:25,320 Very excited. 264 00:10:25,494 --> 00:10:27,322 Thank you, Baby Jesus! 265 00:10:30,499 --> 00:10:32,675 Boys! Check it out! 266 00:10:32,849 --> 00:10:34,808 I got all kinds of fuckin' people looking to audition 267 00:10:34,982 --> 00:10:36,113 for the Shitrockers! 268 00:10:36,287 --> 00:10:37,419 Jesus fuckin' Christ! 269 00:10:37,593 --> 00:10:38,812 How many times do I gotta tell ya 270 00:10:38,986 --> 00:10:41,728 not to slam the goddamn fuckin' door? 271 00:10:42,554 --> 00:10:44,252 Oh, thanks for the 272 00:10:44,426 --> 00:10:46,820 Church Of Latter Day Saints moment, Julian. 273 00:10:46,994 --> 00:10:48,386 Why you being such a dicky little bitch? 274 00:10:48,560 --> 00:10:49,953 Because I was cleaning your fuckin' dishes 275 00:10:50,127 --> 00:10:51,346 and it was pissing me off! 276 00:10:51,520 --> 00:10:52,564 Sorry about that, Bubs. 277 00:10:53,130 --> 00:10:54,392 - It's good news, bud. - I cooked! 278 00:10:54,566 --> 00:10:55,916 It's fuckin' awesome, buddy. 279 00:10:56,090 --> 00:10:57,744 You're fuckin' right it's awesome, boys. 280 00:10:57,918 --> 00:11:00,050 Like, I'm gonna have a real band! 281 00:11:00,572 --> 00:11:01,878 A real band. 282 00:11:02,052 --> 00:11:03,619 There's like ten people looking to join, 283 00:11:03,793 --> 00:11:04,968 so I'm gonna have to have auditions and everything. 284 00:11:05,142 --> 00:11:06,187 - Nice. - Cool. 285 00:11:06,361 --> 00:11:07,579 Think I can have them in here? 286 00:11:07,754 --> 00:11:09,146 What, here in my trailer? 287 00:11:09,320 --> 00:11:10,887 Well I don't have room in my shed, Julian. 288 00:11:11,061 --> 00:11:12,889 I'm gonna have to have a drum kit and amps 289 00:11:13,063 --> 00:11:14,717 and mics and the whole thing. 290 00:11:14,891 --> 00:11:16,806 Bubs, I'd like to but I got ladies coming over later. 291 00:11:16,980 --> 00:11:18,329 What are ya talking about? 292 00:11:18,503 --> 00:11:19,940 You said we're going stealing gas later. 293 00:11:20,114 --> 00:11:21,506 I've got ladies coming over later, all right. 294 00:11:21,681 --> 00:11:23,421 Besides, I don't want fuckin' drums and amps 295 00:11:23,595 --> 00:11:25,249 and band dicks with long hair and shit 296 00:11:25,423 --> 00:11:26,381 fuckin' over my trailer. 297 00:11:26,555 --> 00:11:28,165 Sorry, man. 298 00:11:28,339 --> 00:11:29,645 Well, fuck you then. I guess I'll steal gas myself. 299 00:11:29,819 --> 00:11:31,516 Whatever. 300 00:11:31,691 --> 00:11:32,561 Listen, Bubs, you can fuckin' do it in my trailer, man. 301 00:11:32,735 --> 00:11:34,084 I think it'd be kind of cool 302 00:11:34,258 --> 00:11:34,737 to have a band that plays in my trailer. 303 00:11:34,911 --> 00:11:35,433 Really? 304 00:11:35,607 --> 00:11:37,000 See that? 305 00:11:37,174 --> 00:11:38,480 Right there, that's what friends do, Julian. 306 00:11:38,654 --> 00:11:39,263 Come on, don't be like that. I'm happy- 307 00:11:39,437 --> 00:11:40,917 Stick that up. 308 00:11:41,091 --> 00:11:42,049 I'm happy you're gonna get a band going too, okay? 309 00:11:42,223 --> 00:11:43,615 Yeah, obviously you're so happy. 310 00:11:43,790 --> 00:11:45,269 No, I'm fucking serious, man. 311 00:11:45,443 --> 00:11:47,054 You know what? I tell you what, 312 00:11:47,228 --> 00:11:48,533 how about I become your manager? 313 00:11:48,708 --> 00:11:49,970 I'll make you some money. 314 00:11:50,144 --> 00:11:51,536 Yeah, I think I'll take a big fuckin' 315 00:11:51,711 --> 00:11:53,147 whore of a pass on that, Julian. 316 00:11:53,321 --> 00:11:55,018 Why? 317 00:11:55,192 --> 00:11:56,933 Because you don't know the first thing about managin' bands 318 00:11:57,107 --> 00:11:57,804 or gettin' gigs. 319 00:11:57,978 --> 00:11:59,153 That's why. 320 00:11:59,327 --> 00:12:01,024 You gotta know the fuckin' scene! 321 00:12:01,198 --> 00:12:02,765 You gotta know who's a mover and a shaker, 322 00:12:02,939 --> 00:12:03,940 what's hot and what's not. 323 00:12:04,114 --> 00:12:04,985 You don't know any of that. 324 00:12:05,159 --> 00:12:05,855 Big Hawk, how's it going? 325 00:12:06,029 --> 00:12:07,291 What's up? 326 00:12:07,465 --> 00:12:08,031 Got anybody playing there this week? 327 00:12:08,205 --> 00:12:09,467 No. Why? 328 00:12:09,641 --> 00:12:10,338 Yeah, I'm managing Bubbles' new band. 329 00:12:10,512 --> 00:12:11,774 They good? 330 00:12:11,948 --> 00:12:13,254 Oh fuck, buddy. They're unbelievable. 331 00:12:13,428 --> 00:12:14,342 Everybody's talkin' about them around town. 332 00:12:14,516 --> 00:12:15,647 Thursday night? 333 00:12:15,822 --> 00:12:16,736 Thursday night would be perfect. 334 00:12:16,910 --> 00:12:18,302 All right, see you there, man. 335 00:12:18,476 --> 00:12:19,869 You're playing Veterans Hall Thursday night. 336 00:12:20,043 --> 00:12:20,957 I take fifty percent at the door. 337 00:12:21,131 --> 00:12:22,219 You're welcome. 338 00:12:22,829 --> 00:12:24,308 I'm playing Veterans Hall? 339 00:12:24,482 --> 00:12:25,222 Yep. 340 00:12:34,579 --> 00:12:36,494 Okay. Not bad. Not bad. 341 00:12:36,668 --> 00:12:38,235 Are you, uh, 342 00:12:38,409 --> 00:12:39,628 are you willing to lose the leather jacket? 343 00:12:40,847 --> 00:12:42,544 No? Next! 344 00:12:47,331 --> 00:12:48,898 Next! 345 00:12:49,072 --> 00:12:50,378 What the fuck are you doing here, Murray? 346 00:12:50,552 --> 00:12:51,988 You don't play the saxophone, do ya? 347 00:12:52,162 --> 00:12:54,034 Well, you're fuckin' right I play the sax! 348 00:12:59,517 --> 00:13:00,736 Look at that. 349 00:13:00,910 --> 00:13:01,781 Next! 350 00:13:01,955 --> 00:13:03,391 Okay. Travis Dumbass. 351 00:13:03,565 --> 00:13:05,349 Not Dumbass, Dumas. 352 00:13:05,523 --> 00:13:08,091 Dumas. Okay. Let's see what you got, Travis. 353 00:13:14,881 --> 00:13:16,447 Not too shabby! 354 00:13:16,621 --> 00:13:17,971 Next! 355 00:13:20,321 --> 00:13:21,888 Um, next, please! 356 00:13:22,062 --> 00:13:24,020 ♪ I wear tank tops With no muscles ♪ 357 00:13:24,194 --> 00:13:25,587 ♪ Got rings on every knuckle ♪ 358 00:13:25,761 --> 00:13:28,633 ♪ Wear my sandals With my socks ♪ 359 00:13:28,808 --> 00:13:31,375 ♪ I said I'm the worst Dressed son of a bitch ♪ 360 00:13:31,549 --> 00:13:34,161 ♪ That this country's Ever seen ♪ 361 00:13:34,596 --> 00:13:36,816 Okay, thank you. 362 00:13:36,990 --> 00:13:38,861 Thank you. Yeah, I'll be in touch. 363 00:13:39,296 --> 00:13:40,515 Hey, I'm Waylon Peterson, 364 00:13:40,689 --> 00:13:42,038 some people call me the Peacock, 365 00:13:42,212 --> 00:13:44,867 and I play the lead bass and I'm vocal performer. 366 00:13:45,041 --> 00:13:46,738 Okay, let's see what ya got. 367 00:13:50,568 --> 00:13:56,183 ♪ Ooh baby, I love To look in your eyes ♪ 368 00:13:56,357 --> 00:14:02,145 ♪ Ooh baby, you're a prize ♪ 369 00:14:04,191 --> 00:14:05,714 Lady magnet. 370 00:14:12,373 --> 00:14:14,070 That was fantastic! 371 00:14:14,244 --> 00:14:15,898 That kind of sounded like a, a kitty at the end. 372 00:14:16,072 --> 00:14:18,161 Could you make that sound like a kitty? 373 00:14:18,335 --> 00:14:19,336 Yeah. 374 00:14:25,212 --> 00:14:26,909 Not too shabby. 375 00:14:27,083 --> 00:14:29,216 Okay. What's your name? 376 00:14:29,390 --> 00:14:32,959 Donnie Slug-ford-son. 377 00:14:33,133 --> 00:14:34,961 Slugfordson? 378 00:14:35,831 --> 00:14:37,311 Never heard that one before. 379 00:14:38,486 --> 00:14:43,534 I've been a guitarist fffff... 380 00:14:44,448 --> 00:14:46,059 for... 381 00:14:47,408 --> 00:14:50,019 forty years? 382 00:14:50,193 --> 00:14:52,282 Okay, let's hear what ya got. 383 00:14:56,983 --> 00:14:58,419 Decent! 384 00:14:59,246 --> 00:15:00,682 Ha! Okay, fellas. 385 00:15:00,856 --> 00:15:02,075 I thought we'd just warm up with some, you know, 386 00:15:02,249 --> 00:15:03,946 simple country stuff. 387 00:15:04,512 --> 00:15:07,080 Just a nice country rhythm, maybe in A, you know, 388 00:15:07,254 --> 00:15:08,255 like truck and feel. 389 00:15:08,429 --> 00:15:09,691 Okay, here we go. 390 00:15:09,865 --> 00:15:11,432 A one, two, three, four. 391 00:15:11,606 --> 00:15:12,781 Hey, Bubs, I think we're gonna have to change the name. 392 00:15:12,955 --> 00:15:14,174 It's kind of fucked. 393 00:15:14,522 --> 00:15:15,958 What? What are ya talkin' about? 394 00:15:16,132 --> 00:15:17,655 Well the Shitrockers part, 395 00:15:17,829 --> 00:15:19,048 it sounds like we're shitty, like shitty at rocking. 396 00:15:19,222 --> 00:15:21,268 Like we're a shitty band covered in shit. 397 00:15:21,442 --> 00:15:23,705 Okay, that's not at all what Shitrockers means, 398 00:15:23,879 --> 00:15:25,402 but that's not even what I'm talkin' about. 399 00:15:25,576 --> 00:15:27,013 What do you mean 'we'? 400 00:15:27,187 --> 00:15:28,928 We. The band. 401 00:15:29,624 --> 00:15:30,973 You're not in the band. 402 00:15:31,147 --> 00:15:32,409 What are you talkin' about? Yes I am. 403 00:15:32,583 --> 00:15:34,368 You're not in the Shitrockers, Ricky. 404 00:15:34,542 --> 00:15:35,847 You're playing in my trailer 405 00:15:36,022 --> 00:15:36,848 so obviously I'm in the fuckin' band. 406 00:15:37,023 --> 00:15:38,198 Think about it. 407 00:15:38,372 --> 00:15:39,634 That's not how this works, Ricky! 408 00:15:39,808 --> 00:15:41,070 It doesn't matter it's your trailer. 409 00:15:41,244 --> 00:15:42,680 You don't even fuckin' play anything! 410 00:15:42,854 --> 00:15:44,291 I can play all kinds of shit. 411 00:15:44,465 --> 00:15:45,683 Like what?! 412 00:15:45,857 --> 00:15:47,337 Oh, I can play the fuckin' pot. 413 00:15:47,511 --> 00:15:49,383 I could be like Percushnin or whatever it's called. 414 00:15:49,557 --> 00:15:50,732 Ricky. 415 00:15:52,647 --> 00:15:54,605 No, just no! Ricky! 416 00:15:54,779 --> 00:15:56,999 I don't need a fuckin' pot player in the band. 417 00:15:57,173 --> 00:15:58,435 Why not? 418 00:15:58,609 --> 00:16:00,046 How many country bands have you seen 419 00:16:00,220 --> 00:16:02,135 where somebody's banging on a fuckin' old pot? 420 00:16:02,309 --> 00:16:04,441 I, I remember at least a couple. 421 00:16:04,615 --> 00:16:06,356 None! There's none. Ricky. 422 00:16:06,530 --> 00:16:07,879 Look, this is a song I wrote. 423 00:16:08,054 --> 00:16:09,359 It's in A, okay? 424 00:16:09,533 --> 00:16:11,144 And it just goes up to the E, 425 00:16:11,318 --> 00:16:13,450 but it's like country, country feel. 426 00:16:13,624 --> 00:16:14,669 It goes like this. 427 00:16:14,843 --> 00:16:17,672 A 1, 2, 3, 4, 1. 428 00:16:20,849 --> 00:16:22,764 No, on the D. 429 00:16:22,938 --> 00:16:24,940 The D there without the middle finger. 430 00:16:26,333 --> 00:16:30,728 Bubs, this sounds complicated and fucked, okay? 431 00:16:30,902 --> 00:16:32,513 Here's one I wrote, 432 00:16:32,687 --> 00:16:33,862 and it starts in whatever fuckin' letter you want, 433 00:16:34,036 --> 00:16:35,733 it's called 'Looly Looly Chicken'. 434 00:16:35,907 --> 00:16:37,039 Ready? 435 00:16:37,213 --> 00:16:39,824 ♪ Looly looly looly chicken! ♪ 436 00:16:41,130 --> 00:16:43,524 ♪ His little feet Is made of gold ♪ 437 00:16:43,698 --> 00:16:44,742 No! 438 00:16:44,916 --> 00:16:46,614 ♪ He walks around-- ♪ 439 00:16:46,788 --> 00:16:48,268 No! No fuckin' no! 440 00:16:48,442 --> 00:16:49,530 Stop playin'! 441 00:16:49,704 --> 00:16:51,358 Ricky, gimme the fuckin' pot. 442 00:16:51,532 --> 00:16:52,750 Let go of the pot! Don't grab my pot! 443 00:16:52,924 --> 00:16:53,882 - Ricky! - Don't grab me in my kitchen! 444 00:16:54,056 --> 00:16:55,666 Put the fuckin' pot down! 445 00:16:55,840 --> 00:16:57,364 Don't fuckin' grab me and fuck off! 446 00:16:57,538 --> 00:16:58,669 Whoa, hey, hey, hey, hey! 447 00:16:58,843 --> 00:16:59,975 What the fuck's going on in here? 448 00:17:00,149 --> 00:17:02,195 Ask him! Jesus Christ. Fuck! 449 00:17:02,369 --> 00:17:04,023 I'm trying to have my auditions 450 00:17:04,197 --> 00:17:05,676 and he's in here banging a pot 451 00:17:05,850 --> 00:17:07,156 'cause he thinks he's in the band! 452 00:17:07,330 --> 00:17:08,331 I am in the goddamn fuckin' band! 453 00:17:08,505 --> 00:17:09,811 You're not! 454 00:17:09,985 --> 00:17:10,725 Ricky, what the fuck you talkin' about? 455 00:17:10,899 --> 00:17:12,074 You're not in the band. 456 00:17:12,248 --> 00:17:12,901 It's in my trailer, think about it. 457 00:17:13,075 --> 00:17:14,250 I have to be! 458 00:17:14,555 --> 00:17:16,035 Listen to him! 459 00:17:16,209 --> 00:17:19,038 Alright, I'm the manager, you're fired. 460 00:17:19,212 --> 00:17:20,343 Why? 461 00:17:20,517 --> 00:17:21,388 Because I said so, that's why. 462 00:17:21,562 --> 00:17:23,085 You're fuckin' firing me? 463 00:17:23,259 --> 00:17:24,130 Ricky, you don't have time for this shit anyway. 464 00:17:24,304 --> 00:17:25,174 Come on, let's go! 465 00:17:25,348 --> 00:17:26,610 You're a fuckin' asshole, 466 00:17:26,784 --> 00:17:28,047 and you're a bigger fuckin' asshole. 467 00:17:28,221 --> 00:17:29,396 You know what? I didn't wanna be in this 468 00:17:29,570 --> 00:17:30,614 stupid goddamn fuckin' band anyway! 469 00:17:30,788 --> 00:17:32,225 - Good! Good! - It's shitty. 470 00:17:32,399 --> 00:17:33,791 - Smells like shit in here. - It's not shitty. 471 00:17:33,965 --> 00:17:35,184 - It sounds good, Bubs. - Bro smells like shit. 472 00:17:35,358 --> 00:17:36,229 - It doesn't. - All the music's just, 473 00:17:36,403 --> 00:17:37,273 it's all covered in shit, Bubs! 474 00:17:37,447 --> 00:17:38,970 Sorry about that, fellas. 475 00:17:39,145 --> 00:17:42,365 This is, let's just do the country music, please. 476 00:17:42,931 --> 00:17:45,020 None of that funky stuff. 477 00:17:45,194 --> 00:17:47,718 1, 2, 3, 4, 1. 478 00:17:54,595 --> 00:17:56,075 Okay, we're gonna have to work on it. 479 00:17:56,249 --> 00:17:57,772 We're gonna have to work on it. 480 00:17:57,946 --> 00:18:00,644 So, how did it go? 481 00:18:00,818 --> 00:18:03,995 It looks like you made some tough decisions? 482 00:18:04,170 --> 00:18:05,649 Well, not really. 483 00:18:05,823 --> 00:18:07,738 I mean, most of the people that showed up today 484 00:18:07,912 --> 00:18:10,828 were completely fucked, so these are the guys I'm left with. 485 00:18:11,002 --> 00:18:13,135 I mean not 'left with', 486 00:18:13,309 --> 00:18:15,529 I mean, it's who I would've picked anyway, 487 00:18:15,703 --> 00:18:17,096 probably, I mean, 488 00:18:17,270 --> 00:18:19,315 unless somebody way better hada showed up. 489 00:18:19,489 --> 00:18:20,925 You know? 490 00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:22,971 Not that there is anybody, you know, better, 491 00:18:23,145 --> 00:18:24,451 but there could be. 492 00:18:24,625 --> 00:18:25,974 There probably is somewhere in the world. 493 00:18:26,148 --> 00:18:28,019 There's always somebody better than you, right? 494 00:18:28,194 --> 00:18:31,501 You're not probably the best interviewer on the planet. 495 00:18:31,675 --> 00:18:33,068 I mean, not that you're shit, 496 00:18:33,242 --> 00:18:34,635 you're doing quite well, 497 00:18:34,809 --> 00:18:37,290 but that's what I'm trying to say. 498 00:18:37,464 --> 00:18:40,902 Yes, that's the band, and I couldn't be happier. 499 00:18:41,076 --> 00:18:46,386 And, um, how are you guys feeling about being Shit... 500 00:18:48,649 --> 00:18:50,433 rockers? 501 00:18:50,999 --> 00:18:51,913 - Good. - Good? 502 00:18:52,087 --> 00:18:53,697 - Yeah, good. - Good? 503 00:18:53,871 --> 00:18:57,179 So, what is your first order of business 504 00:18:57,353 --> 00:18:59,442 going to be as a band? 505 00:18:59,616 --> 00:19:02,358 Well, I mean, now that the Shitrockers are official, 506 00:19:02,532 --> 00:19:05,056 I can probably start gettin' these babies out! 507 00:19:05,231 --> 00:19:06,928 You know? 508 00:19:07,102 --> 00:19:08,059 I don't know if "Thumbin' And Drinkin's" gonna be first 509 00:19:08,234 --> 00:19:09,844 or maybe "Fur Biscuits." 510 00:19:10,149 --> 00:19:11,976 Actually, no, "Kitties Are So Nice" 511 00:19:12,151 --> 00:19:14,936 is on Longhauler so that'll probably be the first record, 512 00:19:15,110 --> 00:19:16,111 double record. 513 00:19:16,285 --> 00:19:17,939 Sorry, I'm confused. 514 00:19:18,113 --> 00:19:21,508 You already had a band called The Shitrockers? 515 00:19:21,682 --> 00:19:23,466 I thought this was new? 516 00:19:23,640 --> 00:19:26,165 Oh no, I made these album covers years ago. 517 00:19:26,339 --> 00:19:29,603 Just hoping that, you know, some day I would have a band 518 00:19:29,777 --> 00:19:32,432 where we could make the actual records that go in there. 519 00:19:33,041 --> 00:19:35,696 You know, all the song titles are on there too, 520 00:19:35,870 --> 00:19:37,176 look at that. 521 00:19:37,350 --> 00:19:40,527 Now, I just have to write them! 522 00:19:41,223 --> 00:19:42,920 Hi, can I help you? 523 00:19:43,094 --> 00:19:44,313 Yeah, I'd like to drop this off 524 00:19:44,487 --> 00:19:45,706 for the singer songwriter contest. 525 00:19:45,880 --> 00:19:47,534 Got the winnin' song right here. 526 00:19:47,708 --> 00:19:49,013 I'm sorry, sir, 527 00:19:49,188 --> 00:19:52,191 but the submission deadline ended at noon. 528 00:19:52,365 --> 00:19:53,670 What?! 529 00:19:55,063 --> 00:19:57,761 Oh my fuck! I didn't see that! 530 00:19:57,935 --> 00:19:59,415 Oh my God, could you just take it anyway? 531 00:19:59,589 --> 00:20:00,721 I worked so hard on it! 532 00:20:00,895 --> 00:20:02,288 I'm sorry, I don't make the rules. 533 00:20:02,462 --> 00:20:03,680 I could get in trouble. 534 00:20:03,854 --> 00:20:06,030 Oh my fuck! I can't believe this! 535 00:20:06,205 --> 00:20:08,511 How in the fuck is anybody supposed to read that?! 536 00:20:08,685 --> 00:20:09,991 It's written like that big! 537 00:20:10,165 --> 00:20:11,993 Jennifer, baby, where's that package at?! 538 00:20:12,907 --> 00:20:14,691 What's going on? Can I help you, sir? 539 00:20:14,865 --> 00:20:17,259 - Oh my God, you're- - Richie fuckin' Spinz! 540 00:20:17,433 --> 00:20:19,174 Yes! How you doin', man? 541 00:20:19,348 --> 00:20:20,871 Is everything okay? 542 00:20:21,132 --> 00:20:23,439 Well, I, uh, I, I was just... 543 00:20:23,613 --> 00:20:25,833 He came to drop off a song for the contest, 544 00:20:26,007 --> 00:20:28,314 but I told him he missed the deadline. 545 00:20:28,488 --> 00:20:29,619 Yeah, I just... 546 00:20:29,793 --> 00:20:31,099 I didn't read the fine print. 547 00:20:31,273 --> 00:20:32,622 No fuckin' shit, Sherlock. 548 00:20:32,796 --> 00:20:34,494 Is everything okay down there? 549 00:20:34,668 --> 00:20:37,671 Yeah, I just, you know, if I... when I meet a huge celebrity 550 00:20:37,845 --> 00:20:40,021 sometimes I, I gotta use it. 551 00:20:40,195 --> 00:20:41,370 Well, that I am. 552 00:20:42,763 --> 00:20:44,155 Understandable. 553 00:20:45,766 --> 00:20:47,115 Is this the song? 554 00:20:47,289 --> 00:20:48,856 Yes, that's it right there. 555 00:20:49,030 --> 00:20:51,554 Recorded, mixed, and mastered by me at my own studio. 556 00:20:51,728 --> 00:20:54,557 " Kitties Are So Nice! " Yes! 557 00:20:54,731 --> 00:20:56,342 And on cassette! 558 00:20:56,994 --> 00:20:59,475 I haven't seen one of these bad boys in a long time. 559 00:21:00,955 --> 00:21:02,043 I tell you what, 560 00:21:02,217 --> 00:21:04,045 you drove all the way down here, 561 00:21:04,219 --> 00:21:06,743 Richie Spinz is gonna make an exception 562 00:21:06,917 --> 00:21:08,223 at reception! 563 00:21:08,397 --> 00:21:09,572 Really?! 564 00:21:09,746 --> 00:21:11,574 Oh my God, that would be amazing! 565 00:21:11,748 --> 00:21:13,794 I'm telling you right now, that's a hit song! 566 00:21:13,968 --> 00:21:15,230 You just give it a listen. 567 00:21:15,404 --> 00:21:17,014 Namaste, motherfucker! 568 00:21:17,188 --> 00:21:18,625 Listen, Jennifer, 569 00:21:18,799 --> 00:21:21,018 no fuckin' foolin', Daddy needs his meds! 570 00:21:21,192 --> 00:21:22,890 Richie Spinz! 571 00:21:23,064 --> 00:21:24,152 Oh my God! Where's your bathroom? 572 00:21:24,326 --> 00:21:25,501 I gotta use it. 573 00:21:25,675 --> 00:21:26,546 Oh, it's just around the corner. 574 00:21:26,720 --> 00:21:28,461 Richie Spinz hugged me! 575 00:21:29,984 --> 00:21:31,028 Oh my God! 576 00:21:31,202 --> 00:21:32,029 That was unbelievable! 577 00:21:32,203 --> 00:21:33,727 Did you guys see that? 578 00:21:33,901 --> 00:21:35,946 Richie Spinz my new best friend! 579 00:21:37,208 --> 00:21:38,427 That was unbelievable! 580 00:21:38,601 --> 00:21:39,820 I mean, I did miss the deadline. 581 00:21:39,994 --> 00:21:41,474 I missed it fair and square. 582 00:21:41,648 --> 00:21:43,824 I didn't see it written in the small print. 583 00:21:43,998 --> 00:21:47,610 But to have Richie Spinz himself bend the fuckin' rules 584 00:21:47,784 --> 00:21:49,046 to get me in the comp-- 585 00:21:49,220 --> 00:21:51,048 I can't believe that just happened! 586 00:21:51,222 --> 00:21:53,442 Richie Spinz, I'm gonna piss my pants. 587 00:21:53,616 --> 00:21:55,183 103.5, Richie Spinz with the Afternoon Goons, 588 00:21:55,357 --> 00:21:56,184 we're back! 589 00:21:56,358 --> 00:21:57,925 Okay, hotshots! 590 00:21:58,099 --> 00:21:59,100 You're not gonna believe what just happened 591 00:21:59,274 --> 00:22:00,493 to Señor Spinz in the lobby. 592 00:22:00,667 --> 00:22:02,364 I'm coming through there 593 00:22:02,538 --> 00:22:04,627 and there's this guy wearing the thickest glasses 594 00:22:04,801 --> 00:22:06,237 you've ever seen in your whole life. 595 00:22:06,412 --> 00:22:08,152 A total Poindexter, man. 596 00:22:08,327 --> 00:22:10,459 Loserville, population, this guy! 597 00:22:10,633 --> 00:22:14,202 I mean, you could count rocks on the moon with these bad boys! 598 00:22:14,376 --> 00:22:16,683 He had an underbite you can open a Corona on. 599 00:22:16,857 --> 00:22:18,467 This guy's so nervous 600 00:22:18,641 --> 00:22:19,903 he's pulling on his pants like a 3-year-old, 601 00:22:20,077 --> 00:22:21,514 and I'm coming through the lobby, 602 00:22:21,688 --> 00:22:23,733 he's having a complete meltdown with Jennifer 603 00:22:23,907 --> 00:22:25,344 at the desk. 604 00:22:25,518 --> 00:22:26,475 All because he's late bringing a song in 605 00:22:26,649 --> 00:22:28,216 for the song contest. 606 00:22:28,390 --> 00:22:30,131 A song on cassette. 607 00:22:30,305 --> 00:22:31,175 Cassette? 608 00:22:31,350 --> 00:22:32,263 Okay, get it on. 609 00:22:32,438 --> 00:22:33,264 I need to hear this. 610 00:22:33,439 --> 00:22:34,527 Here we go with, 611 00:22:34,701 --> 00:22:37,573 "Kitties Are So Nice" by... 612 00:22:37,791 --> 00:22:38,748 Bubbles. 613 00:22:41,272 --> 00:22:42,883 You like it, Richie? 614 00:22:43,057 --> 00:22:45,494 Oh, what did the sheep say about Bubbles' song? 615 00:22:45,668 --> 00:22:48,279 It's baaaad. 616 00:22:48,454 --> 00:22:49,672 Boom goes the dynamite! 617 00:22:49,846 --> 00:22:50,760 You're a mean fellow, Richie. 618 00:22:50,934 --> 00:22:53,023 Fuck you, Richie Spinz! 619 00:22:53,197 --> 00:22:54,851 Cocksucker! 620 00:22:56,897 --> 00:22:58,377 Arsehole! 621 00:22:59,334 --> 00:23:00,553 Fuck Richie Spinz! 622 00:23:02,903 --> 00:23:04,165 That coked up fuck actually said that? 623 00:23:04,339 --> 00:23:05,122 Live on air? 624 00:23:05,296 --> 00:23:06,472 Yes, he did. 625 00:23:06,646 --> 00:23:07,647 Cocksucker! 626 00:23:07,821 --> 00:23:08,561 What else did he say? 627 00:23:08,735 --> 00:23:09,910 I don't know. 628 00:23:10,084 --> 00:23:11,085 I don't even wanna talk about it. 629 00:23:11,259 --> 00:23:12,913 He fuckin' went off, man. 630 00:23:13,087 --> 00:23:15,306 He was talkin' about his jaw and how fucked he looked, 631 00:23:15,481 --> 00:23:17,221 and that he was twiggling his nuts the whole fuckin' time, 632 00:23:17,396 --> 00:23:18,919 and he may have ejasculated in his pants even. 633 00:23:19,093 --> 00:23:20,050 - What?! - He's fucked! 634 00:23:20,224 --> 00:23:21,748 I didn't even hear that part! 635 00:23:21,922 --> 00:23:23,532 Well, he said it. I was in line at the liquor store, 636 00:23:23,706 --> 00:23:24,925 the whole fuckin' store was laughin' their heads off. 637 00:23:25,099 --> 00:23:26,492 Oh my God. 638 00:23:27,754 --> 00:23:29,408 I told you, man, you should've gave him "Liquor And Whores." 639 00:23:29,582 --> 00:23:30,713 I mean, the kitty song's all right, 640 00:23:30,887 --> 00:23:32,367 - but it's, it's kind of fucked. - Ricky. 641 00:23:32,541 --> 00:23:34,325 It's not fucked, Ricky! 642 00:23:34,500 --> 00:23:37,416 Richie Spinz can go pound sand up the eye of his shrivelled up 643 00:23:37,590 --> 00:23:39,766 fuckin' cock is what Richie Spinz can do! 644 00:23:39,940 --> 00:23:42,986 He wouldn't know a good song if it crawled up his Hawaiian shirt 645 00:23:43,160 --> 00:23:45,206 and fuckin' shit in his mouth. 646 00:23:46,599 --> 00:23:48,731 I never liked that weird bitch even when he was popular. 647 00:23:49,340 --> 00:23:51,734 - Bubs? Bud! - Bub's you okay? 648 00:23:51,908 --> 00:23:53,388 Did you swallow some of those pins? 649 00:23:53,562 --> 00:23:55,085 I think I might've! 650 00:23:55,259 --> 00:23:56,696 Holy fuck! 651 00:23:59,307 --> 00:24:03,006 So what is Shitrocking exactly? 652 00:24:03,180 --> 00:24:06,793 What style of music would you consider it to be? 653 00:24:06,967 --> 00:24:08,664 Well, Shitrocking, 654 00:24:08,838 --> 00:24:11,406 that's a word my dad used a lot when I was a little guy, 655 00:24:11,580 --> 00:24:13,974 and I wouldn't say it's like a style of music 656 00:24:14,148 --> 00:24:17,238 as much as like an attitude, you know? 657 00:24:17,412 --> 00:24:20,023 Like, my dad he'd get fuckin' right out of her 658 00:24:20,197 --> 00:24:21,677 and he'd go down to the veterans halls 659 00:24:21,851 --> 00:24:24,985 and it wouldn't matter who was on stage, you know, 660 00:24:25,159 --> 00:24:26,769 as long as they were really into it 661 00:24:26,943 --> 00:24:28,945 and just fuckin' givin' her, he would say, 662 00:24:29,119 --> 00:24:31,557 "All these guys are shitrockin' tonight!" 663 00:24:31,731 --> 00:24:35,082 Or if he was in the big rig, you know, drunk or whatever, 664 00:24:35,256 --> 00:24:37,867 he'd always say he could never fall asleep at the wheel, 665 00:24:38,041 --> 00:24:40,653 as long as there was good shitrockin' rockin'. 666 00:24:40,827 --> 00:24:45,484 And what is your earliest memory of him using that term, 667 00:24:45,658 --> 00:24:46,833 Shitrocking? 668 00:24:47,007 --> 00:24:49,400 Um, probably, 669 00:24:49,575 --> 00:24:51,054 probably referring to Buddy Hawley. 670 00:24:51,228 --> 00:24:54,101 He loved everything Buddy Hawley ever did, 671 00:24:54,275 --> 00:24:56,016 you know. 672 00:24:56,190 --> 00:24:58,627 He'd always say "Nobody can shitrock like Buddy, you know?" 673 00:24:58,801 --> 00:25:00,499 And then when they'd get on the liquor together, 674 00:25:00,673 --> 00:25:01,978 apparently that was something-- 675 00:25:02,152 --> 00:25:03,676 Wait, wait. I don't want to interrupt, 676 00:25:03,850 --> 00:25:07,723 but your dad knew Buddy Holly? 677 00:25:07,897 --> 00:25:10,944 Yeah. He, he knew him quite well apparently. 678 00:25:11,118 --> 00:25:12,554 I mean, I never met him 679 00:25:12,728 --> 00:25:14,687 'cause he was long dead by the time I was born. 680 00:25:14,861 --> 00:25:17,472 But, yeah, my dad spent a lot of time with him. 681 00:25:17,646 --> 00:25:19,039 They hung out and, 682 00:25:19,213 --> 00:25:21,084 and they used to 'get up to no good' 683 00:25:21,258 --> 00:25:23,130 as the legend goes, you know. 684 00:25:23,304 --> 00:25:25,698 My dad gave me one of his guitars when I was a little guy. 685 00:25:25,872 --> 00:25:27,264 You're kidding me? 686 00:25:27,438 --> 00:25:31,530 You own a guitar that belonged to Buddy Holly? 687 00:25:31,704 --> 00:25:33,532 That's just incredible. 688 00:25:33,706 --> 00:25:35,664 Yeah, I have it right here. 689 00:25:36,665 --> 00:25:38,319 Look at that. 690 00:25:38,493 --> 00:25:40,887 Uh, I don't remember Buddy ever playing a guitar like that 691 00:25:41,061 --> 00:25:43,846 in any of the pictures I've seen. 692 00:25:44,020 --> 00:25:45,500 Oh no, that's Buddy's guitar. 693 00:25:45,674 --> 00:25:47,894 Look, he scratched his name in it right there. 694 00:25:48,068 --> 00:25:49,765 Oh, okay. 695 00:25:49,939 --> 00:25:52,463 I thought you were talking about Buddy Holly from Texas, 696 00:25:52,638 --> 00:25:55,031 one of the pioneers of rock and roll? 697 00:25:55,205 --> 00:25:56,729 Oh, Jesus Murphy! 698 00:25:56,903 --> 00:25:58,687 No, not Buddy Holly! 699 00:25:58,861 --> 00:26:01,908 H-O-L-L-Y. Oh my fuck. No. No. 700 00:26:02,082 --> 00:26:04,345 If I had one of his guitars I woulda, 701 00:26:04,519 --> 00:26:06,782 I woulda sold it and I'd be fuckin' rich! 702 00:26:06,956 --> 00:26:08,915 No, this guy, Buddy Hawley, 703 00:26:09,089 --> 00:26:10,351 he's an old drunk, 704 00:26:10,525 --> 00:26:12,048 lived down the end of the park there. 705 00:26:12,222 --> 00:26:14,747 He used to eat raw scallops out of his shirt pocket 706 00:26:14,921 --> 00:26:17,532 and he had pet rats that slept in the bed with him. 707 00:26:18,577 --> 00:26:20,666 Oh, okay. 708 00:26:20,840 --> 00:26:24,321 And what ever became of him? 709 00:26:24,495 --> 00:26:26,106 Oh, he, he died in prison 710 00:26:26,280 --> 00:26:28,935 after he got convicted of revenge bangin' a priest. 711 00:26:29,109 --> 00:26:30,501 Wow. 712 00:26:31,981 --> 00:26:33,243 Yep. 713 00:26:33,417 --> 00:26:34,810 Holy fuck, boys! 714 00:26:34,984 --> 00:26:36,203 It's been a while since I drove on mushrooms. 715 00:26:36,377 --> 00:26:37,726 I don't know how safe it is driving- 716 00:26:37,900 --> 00:26:38,988 Look at the size of her, boys! 717 00:26:39,162 --> 00:26:41,338 This is the big time. 718 00:26:41,512 --> 00:26:42,731 I'm getting so fucked up tonight, Bubs, 719 00:26:42,905 --> 00:26:44,559 you're driving home, buddy. 720 00:26:44,733 --> 00:26:46,082 Ricky, don't get too fucked up 721 00:26:46,256 --> 00:26:48,128 so that you ruin the goddamn show. 722 00:26:48,302 --> 00:26:50,652 This is gonna be a fuckin' shaker, man! 723 00:26:50,826 --> 00:26:52,175 Holy fuck, Bubs! 724 00:26:52,349 --> 00:26:53,873 There it is, Bubbles and The Shitrockers! 725 00:26:54,047 --> 00:26:55,788 No, it says Shitrackers. 726 00:26:55,962 --> 00:26:57,659 What the fuck? 727 00:26:57,833 --> 00:26:59,705 They must not have any O's, Bubs. 728 00:26:59,879 --> 00:27:02,403 Smack my nob, is this real? 729 00:27:03,404 --> 00:27:05,624 Look at it, I can't believe it! 730 00:27:05,798 --> 00:27:07,321 I can't believe it! 731 00:27:10,454 --> 00:27:11,804 Bubs, no, no, no, no. Come on. 732 00:27:11,978 --> 00:27:14,110 That's not worth fuckin' cryin' over, all right? 733 00:27:14,284 --> 00:27:15,546 Yeah man, people still know 734 00:27:15,721 --> 00:27:17,331 that it's supposed to be Shitrockers. 735 00:27:17,505 --> 00:27:18,462 There's no such thing as a shitracker anyway, is there? 736 00:27:18,637 --> 00:27:20,377 What the fuck would that be? 737 00:27:20,551 --> 00:27:22,031 Someone goes around collecting shit and puts it on a, a rack? 738 00:27:22,205 --> 00:27:23,816 That's not what I'm crying about, boys. 739 00:27:23,990 --> 00:27:25,513 I don't care about the letters. 740 00:27:25,687 --> 00:27:27,950 Always dreamed of havin' my name in lights 741 00:27:28,124 --> 00:27:30,083 and headlining this place. 742 00:27:30,605 --> 00:27:32,172 And now it's happenin'! 743 00:27:32,346 --> 00:27:33,564 I'm sorry, buddy. 744 00:27:33,739 --> 00:27:35,001 It's pretty fuckin' awesome, man. 745 00:27:36,002 --> 00:27:38,395 The least they coulda done is hose the shit off the sign tho. 746 00:27:38,569 --> 00:27:40,136 What the fuck? 747 00:27:40,310 --> 00:27:41,964 I don't think it's shit, Ricky. It's probably just mud. 748 00:27:42,138 --> 00:27:43,357 Looks like shit. 749 00:27:44,314 --> 00:27:46,273 Oh yeah, that's shit. That's human shit. 750 00:27:46,447 --> 00:27:47,753 Ricky, why would you do that? 751 00:27:47,927 --> 00:27:49,450 I didn't shit on it! 752 00:27:49,624 --> 00:27:50,799 No, but why would you put your hand in it, man? 753 00:27:50,973 --> 00:27:51,931 Good luck tonight, Bubs. 754 00:27:52,105 --> 00:27:53,497 You're gonna be fuckin' great. 755 00:27:53,672 --> 00:27:54,934 Ricky, that's his stage fucking clothes, man. 756 00:27:55,108 --> 00:27:56,500 - Come on! - I'm just wishin' him luck! 757 00:27:56,675 --> 00:27:58,285 - You wiped it on me! - I don't think I did. 758 00:27:58,459 --> 00:28:00,069 Right before the gig! 759 00:28:00,243 --> 00:28:01,331 It's okay. You can't smell it. It's fine. It's dusty. 760 00:28:01,505 --> 00:28:03,072 Well, it looks like a cloth to me. 761 00:28:04,073 --> 00:28:05,771 - It wasn't wet, Bubs. - Oh, you can smell it. 762 00:28:07,816 --> 00:28:12,038 ♪ We were out walkin', Just takin' in the day ♪ 763 00:28:12,212 --> 00:28:16,695 ♪ When I got gawkin' At a lady's boob bouquet ♪ 764 00:28:16,869 --> 00:28:19,436 ♪ And my gal got twisted, I said, "Baby think it through" ♪ 765 00:28:19,610 --> 00:28:21,569 Go dance. 766 00:28:21,743 --> 00:28:24,964 ♪ "I'm just focusing and I only got eyes for you" ♪ 767 00:28:25,138 --> 00:28:26,269 Yeah! 768 00:28:26,443 --> 00:28:27,531 Woo-hoo! 769 00:28:27,706 --> 00:28:29,055 Lookin' good, Bubs! 770 00:28:30,883 --> 00:28:32,101 Oh yeah! 771 00:28:36,802 --> 00:28:38,325 Frig off! 772 00:28:40,196 --> 00:28:41,763 Ricky, fuckin' sit down! 773 00:28:41,937 --> 00:28:43,112 Want a drink, buddy? 774 00:28:43,286 --> 00:28:44,505 No, I'm okay. 775 00:28:44,679 --> 00:28:45,854 Woo! 776 00:28:46,028 --> 00:28:47,638 ♪ Only got eyes for you ♪ 777 00:28:47,813 --> 00:28:49,858 ♪ Baby, you know it's true ♪ 778 00:28:50,032 --> 00:28:54,645 ♪ My irises desireses You in my field of view ♪ 779 00:28:54,820 --> 00:28:57,387 Oh fuck! 780 00:28:57,561 --> 00:28:59,694 ♪ I know it makes you blue ♪ 781 00:28:59,868 --> 00:29:02,088 ♪ But don't you fret 'cause I only got eyes for you ♪ 782 00:29:02,262 --> 00:29:02,915 Yeah! 783 00:29:03,089 --> 00:29:05,004 Woo! 784 00:29:05,178 --> 00:29:08,007 ♪ But don't you fret 'cause I only got eyes for you ♪ 785 00:29:08,181 --> 00:29:09,182 Sorry, ladies! 786 00:29:09,356 --> 00:29:11,097 We're good! 787 00:29:11,271 --> 00:29:13,708 ♪ Don't you fret 'cause I only got eyes for you ♪ 788 00:29:17,407 --> 00:29:19,279 Yeah! Alright. 789 00:29:19,453 --> 00:29:20,323 Let's get high! 790 00:29:20,497 --> 00:29:22,238 Okay. Let's go get high. 791 00:29:22,412 --> 00:29:25,111 Only Got Eyes For You. 792 00:29:26,199 --> 00:29:27,722 How ya doing, buddy? 793 00:29:27,896 --> 00:29:30,203 How did you feel it went tonight? 794 00:29:30,377 --> 00:29:32,379 Well, I think it went pretty good. 795 00:29:32,553 --> 00:29:33,772 You know, I mean, 796 00:29:33,946 --> 00:29:36,383 it wasn't packed as you know but... 797 00:29:36,557 --> 00:29:39,647 Hey, way to go out there tonight fellas, 798 00:29:39,821 --> 00:29:41,736 you really knocked them dead! 799 00:29:41,910 --> 00:29:44,304 Yeah, I thought we did, right? 800 00:29:44,478 --> 00:29:46,001 I would say so! 801 00:29:46,175 --> 00:29:48,395 Fourteen people, not a single fight. 802 00:29:48,569 --> 00:29:50,571 You can't get much better than that! 803 00:29:50,745 --> 00:29:52,834 Yeah, I mean, I never really thought of it like that. 804 00:29:53,008 --> 00:29:53,922 No fights! 805 00:29:54,096 --> 00:29:56,490 So the big question is, 806 00:29:56,664 --> 00:30:00,363 would you boys be interested in playing some of the other 807 00:30:00,537 --> 00:30:02,713 veteran halls, uh, in the province? 808 00:30:02,888 --> 00:30:04,803 Same deal? 809 00:30:04,977 --> 00:30:07,109 Yeah, we sure would. Wouldn't we, fellas? 810 00:30:07,283 --> 00:30:08,458 Yeah! 811 00:30:08,632 --> 00:30:10,069 Are you talking like... 812 00:30:10,243 --> 00:30:12,071 The circuit? Yes I am. 813 00:30:12,723 --> 00:30:14,769 Well, you got yourself a deal, Big Hawk. 814 00:30:14,943 --> 00:30:16,423 Ah, yes sir! 815 00:30:16,597 --> 00:30:17,990 Woohoohoo! 816 00:30:18,164 --> 00:30:20,079 - Yes sir. - All right! 817 00:30:20,253 --> 00:30:22,124 The circuit! Holy fuck, boys! 818 00:30:22,298 --> 00:30:23,734 Can you believe that just happened? 819 00:30:23,909 --> 00:30:25,388 What just happened? 820 00:30:25,562 --> 00:30:27,956 The Shitrockers are going on tour, baby! 821 00:30:28,130 --> 00:30:30,480 - Woohoo! - Yeah! 822 00:30:30,654 --> 00:30:32,265 Woo. 823 00:30:32,439 --> 00:30:35,398 Okay boys, let's get this baby loaded up. 824 00:30:35,572 --> 00:30:38,140 I got 'er all gridded out in my head like Tetris. 825 00:30:38,314 --> 00:30:41,230 This guitar right here is going up on top of the top rack 826 00:30:41,404 --> 00:30:42,797 with the hamburger buns. 827 00:30:43,493 --> 00:30:46,366 Okay, that's going up there. Gimme the bass drum. 828 00:30:46,540 --> 00:30:47,933 Go right under the grease trap. 829 00:30:48,107 --> 00:30:50,587 Alright, gimme that baby. 830 00:30:50,761 --> 00:30:52,111 Hey guys, how's it goin'? 831 00:30:52,285 --> 00:30:54,504 Hey, Randy, just gettin' the old girl loaded up. 832 00:30:54,678 --> 00:30:55,984 It's very exciting. 833 00:30:56,158 --> 00:30:57,594 You know what time we're hittin' the road? 834 00:30:57,768 --> 00:30:59,553 What? What do you mean? 835 00:30:59,727 --> 00:31:01,033 Well, I'm just wondering if you know what time we're leaving, 836 00:31:01,207 --> 00:31:02,904 I need to plan my bowel movements. 837 00:31:03,078 --> 00:31:05,951 Randy, when I asked you to borrow it for a tour bus, I... 838 00:31:06,125 --> 00:31:08,083 I didn't mean you were comin' with the fuckin' thing. 839 00:31:08,257 --> 00:31:09,215 I'm borrowin' it. 840 00:31:09,389 --> 00:31:10,738 Well, it's my business. 841 00:31:10,912 --> 00:31:12,218 I can't just shut it down for two weeks, 842 00:31:12,392 --> 00:31:13,872 I need to make money too. 843 00:31:14,263 --> 00:31:16,526 Oh my God. Well this is a big fuckup! 844 00:31:16,700 --> 00:31:18,137 Well, what's the big deal? 845 00:31:18,311 --> 00:31:19,921 You can still use it as a tour bus. 846 00:31:20,095 --> 00:31:22,315 It's just, I need to sell burgers in the parking lot 847 00:31:22,489 --> 00:31:23,403 at every show. 848 00:31:23,577 --> 00:31:24,708 If I can't do that, I'm out. 849 00:31:25,318 --> 00:31:26,841 Alright, here's the new deal. 850 00:31:27,015 --> 00:31:28,799 If you're coming with us, you can sell burgers, 851 00:31:28,974 --> 00:31:31,367 but only before and after the shows, not durin', 852 00:31:31,541 --> 00:31:32,760 and you gotta sell the merch outta there, 853 00:31:32,934 --> 00:31:35,154 and you gotta be a lugger. 854 00:31:35,545 --> 00:31:36,851 What's a lugger? 855 00:31:37,025 --> 00:31:38,897 You gotta lug the gear into the shows. 856 00:31:39,071 --> 00:31:40,507 Help set it up. 857 00:31:40,681 --> 00:31:42,596 And actually, you can do all the stage stuff 858 00:31:42,770 --> 00:31:44,554 and tune the guitars. I'll show you how. 859 00:31:44,946 --> 00:31:46,687 Like a roadie? 860 00:31:46,861 --> 00:31:48,776 Well no, roadies actually know what the fuck they're doin', 861 00:31:48,950 --> 00:31:51,300 but, okay, if you wanna be a roadie, 862 00:31:51,474 --> 00:31:52,693 we'll call you Randy Roadie. 863 00:31:53,259 --> 00:31:55,000 Alright, deal, Bubs! 864 00:31:55,174 --> 00:31:57,611 Alright, well, start grabbin' fuckin' gear and loadin' it. 865 00:31:57,785 --> 00:31:59,395 Hey, man. 866 00:31:59,569 --> 00:32:01,920 Okay, boys, you guys, I gotta get the cat tree on 867 00:32:02,094 --> 00:32:03,704 and all the litter boxes. 868 00:32:04,096 --> 00:32:05,532 Litter boxes? 869 00:32:06,707 --> 00:32:08,230 Yeah. 870 00:32:08,404 --> 00:32:11,233 Woo! This is friggen awesome, Bubbles! 871 00:32:11,407 --> 00:32:12,800 Two weeks on tour! 872 00:32:12,974 --> 00:32:13,888 Yes, sir. 873 00:32:14,062 --> 00:32:15,759 Bubbles And The Shitrockers! 874 00:32:15,934 --> 00:32:17,979 - Yes. - Woo! 875 00:32:18,153 --> 00:32:19,502 Shouldn't we be having some drinks 876 00:32:19,676 --> 00:32:22,505 or talkin' about, you know, 877 00:32:23,289 --> 00:32:25,291 drugs or somethin'? 878 00:32:25,465 --> 00:32:28,294 ♪ I had some toast and Some eggs to get me in ♪ 879 00:32:28,468 --> 00:32:30,339 Bing Clawsby's on the dash and I'm driving. 880 00:32:30,513 --> 00:32:32,646 Well that's, that's where he goes, Randy. 881 00:32:32,820 --> 00:32:34,604 They're free range kitties, Randy. 882 00:32:34,778 --> 00:32:36,476 They'll go where they're goin'. 883 00:32:36,650 --> 00:32:39,087 Some of my kitties are special needs kitties, 884 00:32:39,261 --> 00:32:42,047 so I couldn't really leave them back at the park on their own, 885 00:32:42,221 --> 00:32:43,526 you know? 886 00:32:43,700 --> 00:32:46,138 Bing Clawsby here, he's got mental problems 887 00:32:46,312 --> 00:32:49,532 so, you know, he needs belly work every couple hours 888 00:32:49,706 --> 00:32:51,534 or he gets really, really nutty. 889 00:32:51,708 --> 00:32:53,623 And Furton Cummings he gets the shits 890 00:32:53,797 --> 00:32:56,539 if he eats anything after four, you know. 891 00:32:56,713 --> 00:32:58,367 And then Cat Benatar, 892 00:32:58,541 --> 00:33:01,980 she's a biter if you leave her alone so, you know. 893 00:33:02,154 --> 00:33:03,764 He's an arm dangler, which is a, 894 00:33:03,938 --> 00:33:05,331 this is a rare kitty. 895 00:33:05,505 --> 00:33:07,855 You know, most kitties won't dangle on your arm 896 00:33:08,029 --> 00:33:09,552 and look out the windshield. 897 00:33:09,726 --> 00:33:11,163 But he just likes to do that, 898 00:33:11,337 --> 00:33:13,295 I think 'cause he's not all there. 899 00:33:13,469 --> 00:33:15,645 ♪ Soon may the kitty-man come ♪ 900 00:33:15,819 --> 00:33:17,821 ♪ With birds and mice And some tasty nums ♪ 901 00:33:17,996 --> 00:33:20,128 ♪ One day when The critters come ♪ 902 00:33:20,302 --> 00:33:22,391 ♪ We'll eat 'til our Bellies are full ♪ 903 00:33:22,565 --> 00:33:25,351 This is gonna be the best two weeks of our lives, boys! 904 00:33:28,745 --> 00:33:30,573 Jesus Murphy! Is he gonna be okay?! 905 00:33:30,747 --> 00:33:32,967 It looks like some kind of severe allergic reaction. 906 00:33:33,141 --> 00:33:35,404 Um, do you know if he was exposed to any kind of nuts? 907 00:33:35,578 --> 00:33:37,493 Or, or cats maybe? 908 00:33:37,667 --> 00:33:39,365 No, I have no idea. 909 00:33:39,539 --> 00:33:41,062 - Oh! - Oh shit! 910 00:33:41,236 --> 00:33:42,107 He's going in anaphylactic shock, we gotta move! 911 00:33:42,281 --> 00:33:43,847 What? What the fuck is that? 912 00:33:44,022 --> 00:33:45,284 Shock? 913 00:33:45,980 --> 00:33:47,590 Oh my fuck! 914 00:33:47,764 --> 00:33:49,984 He might've had nuts. I might've been nuts. 915 00:33:50,158 --> 00:33:51,159 No, it was the cats! 916 00:33:51,333 --> 00:33:52,943 Shut the fuck up, Randy. 917 00:33:53,118 --> 00:33:55,729 Jesus! I know it was the cats! 918 00:33:59,646 --> 00:34:01,387 Anaphylactic shock? 919 00:34:03,824 --> 00:34:05,217 I feel horrible. 920 00:34:05,391 --> 00:34:07,436 I had no idea Travis was allergic to kitties. 921 00:34:07,610 --> 00:34:08,785 I wouldn't have put him in there. 922 00:34:08,959 --> 00:34:11,397 Hey, he had no idea either, huh? 923 00:34:12,963 --> 00:34:17,359 I've... known... Travis. 924 00:34:17,533 --> 00:34:19,622 For a really long time, Slug? 925 00:34:19,796 --> 00:34:21,885 Right. And. I- 926 00:34:24,584 --> 00:34:26,194 You didn't know he was allergic either? 927 00:34:26,368 --> 00:34:27,195 Right. 928 00:34:27,369 --> 00:34:28,805 This is unbelievable! 929 00:34:28,979 --> 00:34:29,937 Unbelievable. 930 00:34:30,111 --> 00:34:31,460 First show of the tour 931 00:34:31,634 --> 00:34:32,766 and we're probably gonna have to cancel. 932 00:34:32,940 --> 00:34:34,420 I don't know what else we can do. 933 00:34:34,594 --> 00:34:36,117 No, no, no. I could probably handle the drums. 934 00:34:36,291 --> 00:34:38,511 What? And not play the bass? 935 00:34:38,815 --> 00:34:40,295 No, I think I can do both. 936 00:34:41,079 --> 00:34:42,210 Both? 937 00:34:47,868 --> 00:34:49,696 Hmm. Yeah. 938 00:34:51,219 --> 00:34:55,093 ♪ My new shed she's Got indoor plumbing ♪ 939 00:34:55,267 --> 00:34:57,921 ♪ And hear that sound That's my heat pump hummin' ♪ 940 00:34:58,096 --> 00:34:59,967 What the frig? 941 00:35:00,141 --> 00:35:03,144 ♪ Got ninety six kitties But we're not slummin' ♪ 942 00:35:03,318 --> 00:35:10,543 ♪ So listen up, buddy Imma tell you something ♪ 943 00:35:10,717 --> 00:35:14,373 ♪ Livin' in my shed Is my wish ♪ 944 00:35:14,547 --> 00:35:17,289 Hey boys, brand new day! 945 00:35:17,463 --> 00:35:18,594 Randy, here, take that fella. 946 00:35:18,768 --> 00:35:21,031 Keep all the drum stuff together. 947 00:35:21,249 --> 00:35:23,208 Cymbally goes with the stand. 948 00:35:23,382 --> 00:35:25,427 That's-that's enough, isn't it? 949 00:35:25,993 --> 00:35:28,735 Not carryin' that fuckin' thing all over. 950 00:35:28,909 --> 00:35:30,606 Band leader. 951 00:35:30,780 --> 00:35:33,740 ♪ ...where my double Decker bunk beds live ♪ 952 00:35:34,393 --> 00:35:37,265 ♪ Kitties, liquor, and dope ♪ 953 00:35:37,439 --> 00:35:39,267 Where am I gonna put the shirts though? 954 00:35:39,441 --> 00:35:41,356 That's where we gotta figure out. 955 00:35:41,530 --> 00:35:43,097 Maybe here and here? 956 00:35:43,793 --> 00:35:45,926 I was gonna sell some of those 957 00:35:46,100 --> 00:35:47,406 after I sell all the burgers, right? 958 00:35:47,580 --> 00:35:49,538 We can do a combo, but I get the money 959 00:35:49,712 --> 00:35:51,627 and you give away the burgers maybe. 960 00:35:51,801 --> 00:35:54,587 ♪ Well, some people live In big fancy houses ♪ 961 00:35:54,761 --> 00:35:56,197 How's everybody doin'? 962 00:35:56,371 --> 00:35:57,546 We're Bubbles And The Shitrockers. 963 00:35:57,720 --> 00:35:59,679 We're gonna get right into it here. 964 00:36:00,027 --> 00:36:00,941 We're gonna rock it up tonight. 965 00:36:01,115 --> 00:36:02,290 This is a song called, 966 00:36:02,464 --> 00:36:04,466 "Home Is Where Your Shed Is." 967 00:36:04,640 --> 00:36:06,076 Here we go, boys! 968 00:36:06,251 --> 00:36:10,690 ♪ Fucking pounded ♪ 969 00:36:10,864 --> 00:36:14,520 ♪ Livin' in my shed Is my wish ♪ 970 00:36:14,694 --> 00:36:18,959 ♪ Two hundred forty six Channel satellite dish ♪ 971 00:36:19,133 --> 00:36:21,222 Let's do a cheer for Travis welcoming him back. 972 00:36:21,396 --> 00:36:22,963 Travis! 973 00:36:23,137 --> 00:36:24,660 - Welcome back, Travis. - Welcome back, Travis. 974 00:36:24,834 --> 00:36:26,009 Ah! 975 00:36:29,230 --> 00:36:30,623 Hit it right there, Travis. 976 00:36:31,232 --> 00:36:33,843 Woo! 977 00:36:34,017 --> 00:36:35,236 Nice shot. 978 00:36:35,410 --> 00:36:37,847 ♪ Kitties, liquor, and dope ♪ 979 00:36:38,021 --> 00:36:42,504 ♪ Home is where Your shed is ♪ 980 00:36:42,678 --> 00:36:45,333 Chug, chug. chug, chug! 981 00:36:45,507 --> 00:36:47,683 Fine! Fine! Fuck off! 982 00:36:49,816 --> 00:36:51,121 Wooooo! 983 00:36:51,296 --> 00:36:54,342 Yeah! Woooo God! 984 00:37:00,740 --> 00:37:03,699 ♪ Livin' in my shed Is my wish ♪ 985 00:37:03,873 --> 00:37:05,048 You want two burgers? 986 00:37:05,223 --> 00:37:05,962 Alright, that's gonna be ten bucks. 987 00:37:06,136 --> 00:37:07,834 Do you want a T-shirt? 988 00:37:08,008 --> 00:37:08,878 You'd look good in one of those T-shirts right there. 989 00:37:09,052 --> 00:37:10,010 Bubbles And The Shitrockers. 990 00:37:10,184 --> 00:37:12,099 ♪ So do me a favor ♪ 991 00:37:12,273 --> 00:37:13,840 Geezus! We've gotta scoop this. 992 00:37:14,014 --> 00:37:16,669 Like, don't you see the turds in it? 993 00:37:16,843 --> 00:37:19,411 Hey, should we not be using that litter box ourselves? 994 00:37:19,585 --> 00:37:21,108 Or is that just for the cats? 995 00:37:21,282 --> 00:37:22,936 You didn't shit in the litter box did ya, Dwight? 996 00:37:23,110 --> 00:37:25,982 I don't know if I did or, um, I dreamt it, 997 00:37:26,156 --> 00:37:27,157 but it's a pretty clear picture. 998 00:37:27,332 --> 00:37:28,420 I-I might have. 999 00:37:28,594 --> 00:37:31,858 ♪ Is where your shed is ♪ 1000 00:37:32,032 --> 00:37:34,687 ♪ Kitties, liquor, and dope ♪ 1001 00:37:34,861 --> 00:37:38,081 ♪ Home is where your shed is ♪ 1002 00:37:38,256 --> 00:37:40,083 Off you go! 1003 00:37:40,606 --> 00:37:43,261 ♪ Kitties, liquor, and dope ♪ 1004 00:37:43,435 --> 00:37:50,746 ♪ Home is where Your shed is ♪ 1005 00:37:57,318 --> 00:37:59,712 Tour's pretty incredible really. 1006 00:37:59,886 --> 00:38:03,193 I mean, a lot more gruelling than I thought it would be, 1007 00:38:03,368 --> 00:38:05,631 you know, twelve fuckin' gigs in fourteen days. 1008 00:38:05,805 --> 00:38:07,197 That sounds like a dream 1009 00:38:07,372 --> 00:38:09,417 but she's a lot fuckin' harder than you think 1010 00:38:09,591 --> 00:38:11,419 when you start factoring, you know, 1011 00:38:11,593 --> 00:38:13,552 just eatin' greasy cheeseburgers, 1012 00:38:13,726 --> 00:38:14,857 drinkin' your face off, 1013 00:38:15,031 --> 00:38:16,119 after parties, 1014 00:38:16,294 --> 00:38:17,817 sweaty baloney sandwiches, 1015 00:38:17,991 --> 00:38:19,122 not sleepin', 1016 00:38:19,297 --> 00:38:20,472 just gettin' right out of her. 1017 00:38:20,646 --> 00:38:22,691 I mean, you know, it's, 1018 00:38:22,865 --> 00:38:25,390 it's sad it's comin' to an end. 1019 00:38:25,564 --> 00:38:27,000 It's-it's been like a dream come true. 1020 00:38:27,174 --> 00:38:30,046 But that's sort of life in a band, I guess. 1021 00:38:30,220 --> 00:38:31,613 Oh, hang on, fellas. 1022 00:38:31,787 --> 00:38:32,875 Sorry. 1023 00:38:33,572 --> 00:38:34,834 Sorry about that, I'll turn- 1024 00:38:35,008 --> 00:38:36,792 Oh, this is Julian! 1025 00:38:36,966 --> 00:38:38,577 It's Julian! Hey Julian! 1026 00:38:38,751 --> 00:38:39,882 What's going on? 1027 00:38:40,056 --> 00:38:41,014 Hey Bubs, what are you doing, man? 1028 00:38:41,188 --> 00:38:42,320 I'm still up drinkin'. 1029 00:38:42,494 --> 00:38:43,799 We've been up all night. 1030 00:38:43,973 --> 00:38:45,323 I'm doing an interview with the camera fellas. 1031 00:38:45,497 --> 00:38:47,325 Oh yeah, they still being dicks or what? 1032 00:38:47,499 --> 00:38:49,109 You're on speakerphone, they can hear ya. 1033 00:38:49,283 --> 00:38:50,763 I don't give a fuck. 1034 00:38:50,937 --> 00:38:52,678 Listen, man, I just booked you a show 1035 00:38:52,852 --> 00:38:54,375 that I think you're gonna be pretty fuckin' excited about. 1036 00:38:54,549 --> 00:38:55,855 A show? 1037 00:38:56,029 --> 00:38:57,726 I thought last night was the last one. 1038 00:38:57,900 --> 00:39:00,816 It is but this is a gig at the fuckin' penitentiary, man. 1039 00:39:00,990 --> 00:39:02,427 What? The penitentiary? 1040 00:39:02,601 --> 00:39:04,646 Yes, this is big time. Guaranteed crowd. 1041 00:39:04,820 --> 00:39:06,953 A hundred fuckin' people, man, at least! 1042 00:39:07,127 --> 00:39:09,216 We can make some serious fuckin' cash here, man. 1043 00:39:09,390 --> 00:39:12,306 How are we gonna make cash at a penitentiary show, Julian? 1044 00:39:12,480 --> 00:39:14,352 Don't worry about it. 1045 00:39:14,526 --> 00:39:16,092 I got some kind of a deal going with the guards, all right. 1046 00:39:16,266 --> 00:39:17,311 I thought you'd be way more excited about this, man. 1047 00:39:17,485 --> 00:39:18,834 No, I am! 1048 00:39:19,008 --> 00:39:20,619 I'm playing at the penitentiary! 1049 00:39:20,793 --> 00:39:22,142 Did you hear that? 1050 00:39:23,099 --> 00:39:24,362 Max security. 1051 00:39:24,536 --> 00:39:27,277 ♪ Kitties are so nice ♪ 1052 00:39:27,452 --> 00:39:31,325 ♪ Kitties are so nice ♪ 1053 00:39:31,499 --> 00:39:33,109 ♪ Get them down ♪ 1054 00:39:33,283 --> 00:39:34,981 ♪ Spin them round ♪ 1055 00:39:35,155 --> 00:39:38,811 ♪ Tickle their bellies Not once but twice! ♪ 1056 00:39:38,985 --> 00:39:42,684 ♪ Kitties! ♪ 1057 00:39:45,339 --> 00:39:46,296 Fuck you! 1058 00:39:46,471 --> 00:39:51,127 ♪ Kitties are so nice ♪ 1059 00:39:54,870 --> 00:39:56,045 Thank you! 1060 00:39:56,219 --> 00:39:58,221 Play something good, for fuck sakes! 1061 00:39:58,396 --> 00:39:59,832 That was "Kitties Are So Nice". 1062 00:40:00,006 --> 00:40:01,268 We're Bubbles And The Shitrockers 1063 00:40:01,442 --> 00:40:02,748 from the Sunnyvale Trailer Park. 1064 00:40:02,922 --> 00:40:04,837 We're gonna do another song here. 1065 00:40:05,011 --> 00:40:06,491 This song's also about cats. 1066 00:40:06,665 --> 00:40:07,709 Fuck cats! 1067 00:40:07,883 --> 00:40:09,189 Cats can suck my fucking dick! 1068 00:40:09,363 --> 00:40:10,843 Play some fucking metal or something! 1069 00:40:11,017 --> 00:40:14,020 I don't think there's enough songs about cats. 1070 00:40:14,194 --> 00:40:15,804 You better play something these guys gonna like 1071 00:40:15,978 --> 00:40:16,936 and you better make it fast! 1072 00:40:17,110 --> 00:40:17,980 It's gonna get ugly back here! 1073 00:40:18,154 --> 00:40:19,678 Get him off of there! 1074 00:40:19,852 --> 00:40:22,028 I was just jokin' about the whole cat thing, fellas. 1075 00:40:22,202 --> 00:40:24,944 Is there anybody in here tonight that likes liquor? 1076 00:40:25,945 --> 00:40:29,252 I said, is there anybody in here tonight that likes liquor? 1077 00:40:31,864 --> 00:40:33,779 Yeah. Okay. And how 'bout, 1078 00:40:33,953 --> 00:40:35,955 how about ladies of the evening?! 1079 00:40:37,826 --> 00:40:40,002 This is a song right here called, 1080 00:40:40,176 --> 00:40:43,832 ♪ Liquor and whores ♪ 1081 00:40:44,006 --> 00:40:47,140 ♪ Liquor and whores ♪ 1082 00:40:47,314 --> 00:40:51,840 ♪ Cigrits and dope and Mustard and bologna ♪ 1083 00:40:52,014 --> 00:40:55,017 ♪ Liquor and whores ♪ 1084 00:40:57,411 --> 00:40:58,978 Holy fuck! 1085 00:41:01,937 --> 00:41:03,330 Jesus Murphy! 1086 00:41:09,205 --> 00:41:10,293 Ahhh! 1087 00:41:11,599 --> 00:41:16,038 So, how do you feel the show went in the penistentiary? 1088 00:41:16,212 --> 00:41:17,866 Well, I think it was awesome. 1089 00:41:18,040 --> 00:41:19,955 I mean, I don't think it's what we were expectin'. 1090 00:41:20,129 --> 00:41:22,088 You know, normally when you're going into a show 1091 00:41:22,262 --> 00:41:23,742 you're not thinking, 1092 00:41:23,916 --> 00:41:25,787 "You know, I could very realistically be murdered 1093 00:41:25,961 --> 00:41:28,311 by the audience tonight if I don't play what they want." 1094 00:41:28,486 --> 00:41:30,792 That's not a common concern I don't believe. 1095 00:41:30,966 --> 00:41:32,315 Yeah and under normal circumstances 1096 00:41:32,490 --> 00:41:33,969 you don't have an audience member yelling, 1097 00:41:34,143 --> 00:41:36,145 "I'm gonna turn your fucking ass into hamburger!" 1098 00:41:36,319 --> 00:41:38,017 And going like that and shit. 1099 00:41:38,191 --> 00:41:40,846 Apparently, one of the guards he took like a clip of us 1100 00:41:41,020 --> 00:41:42,325 playin' during the riot 1101 00:41:42,500 --> 00:41:44,589 and he put it up on the TikTok machine 1102 00:41:44,763 --> 00:41:47,243 and it's got like a million views or two million views, 1103 00:41:47,417 --> 00:41:49,289 something like that, which apparently is a lot. 1104 00:41:49,463 --> 00:41:50,725 - Yeah. - So who knows? 1105 00:41:50,899 --> 00:41:53,119 I mean, that stuff will just keep... 1106 00:41:53,293 --> 00:41:56,252 Bubbles, what's going on? 1107 00:41:56,775 --> 00:41:58,254 Oh, I was doing an interview 1108 00:41:58,428 --> 00:41:59,821 with the music fellas here, Randy, 1109 00:41:59,995 --> 00:42:01,301 but you fucked that up, I guess. 1110 00:42:01,475 --> 00:42:02,824 Oh, sorry, Bubbles. 1111 00:42:02,998 --> 00:42:04,609 But I got a call on the supervisor's phone. 1112 00:42:04,783 --> 00:42:06,088 I think you're really gonna want hear it. 1113 00:42:06,262 --> 00:42:07,873 What? 1114 00:42:08,047 --> 00:42:09,701 Hey mate, not sure if I have the right number 1115 00:42:09,875 --> 00:42:10,658 but I saw a clip of Bubbles And The Shitrockers 1116 00:42:10,832 --> 00:42:12,355 playing at a prison 1117 00:42:12,530 --> 00:42:14,401 and he mentioned the Sunnyvale Trailer Park. 1118 00:42:14,575 --> 00:42:16,272 If I got the right place and anyone there knows 1119 00:42:16,446 --> 00:42:17,752 how to get a hold of this Bubbles, 1120 00:42:17,926 --> 00:42:19,580 I'm a promoter in England. 1121 00:42:19,754 --> 00:42:20,842 I'm putting together a little run through of Europe 1122 00:42:21,016 --> 00:42:22,670 with Billy Bob Thornton's band, 1123 00:42:22,844 --> 00:42:24,193 The Boxmasters, 1124 00:42:24,367 --> 00:42:25,760 and I'm looking for an opening act. 1125 00:42:25,934 --> 00:42:26,718 He can hit me back on this number. 1126 00:42:26,892 --> 00:42:27,849 Cheerio! 1127 00:42:28,023 --> 00:42:30,156 Holy fuck, boys! 1128 00:42:30,330 --> 00:42:31,636 We gotta up our game! 1129 00:42:31,810 --> 00:42:33,159 We're going to Europe! 1130 00:42:36,292 --> 00:42:38,077 Billy Bob Thornton! 1131 00:42:38,381 --> 00:42:40,253 - Holy fuck! - Holy fuck! 1132 00:42:40,427 --> 00:42:41,776 Okay boys, 1133 00:42:41,950 --> 00:42:43,604 here's all the cities I'm gonna be in. 1134 00:42:43,778 --> 00:42:46,215 I made an extra itinerary that you guys can keep. 1135 00:42:46,520 --> 00:42:47,565 Keep track of me. 1136 00:42:47,739 --> 00:42:49,088 Awesome man, 1137 00:42:49,262 --> 00:42:50,045 just make sure you keep track of the door seats 1138 00:42:50,219 --> 00:42:52,004 like I showed you, okay? 1139 00:42:52,178 --> 00:42:53,266 Motherfuckers will try to rip you off over there, all right. 1140 00:42:53,440 --> 00:42:55,181 We'll settle up when you get back. 1141 00:42:55,355 --> 00:42:57,705 Man, this is a lot of cities. This is pretty fuckin' cool! 1142 00:42:57,879 --> 00:42:59,315 I know, Ricky! That's what I'm, 1143 00:42:59,489 --> 00:43:01,013 this is like a real fucking tour! 1144 00:43:01,187 --> 00:43:02,754 It's like I'm in the Rolling Stones or something. 1145 00:43:02,928 --> 00:43:04,625 Well not really, people know who they are, right? 1146 00:43:04,799 --> 00:43:05,931 But I know what you're saying. Totally. 1147 00:43:06,105 --> 00:43:07,236 Hey gang! 1148 00:43:07,410 --> 00:43:08,847 What time we leaving, Bubbles? 1149 00:43:09,021 --> 00:43:10,936 We're leaving right now, Randy. The taxi's here. 1150 00:43:11,110 --> 00:43:12,807 We gotta be at the airport, thirty minutes, 1151 00:43:12,981 --> 00:43:14,592 Shitrockers meetin' us there with the gear. 1152 00:43:14,766 --> 00:43:15,680 Let's go. 1153 00:43:15,854 --> 00:43:17,420 This is so friggen awesome! 1154 00:43:17,595 --> 00:43:19,335 Not with you going, you fuckin' stinky shit eating 1155 00:43:19,509 --> 00:43:20,641 water buffalo. 1156 00:43:20,815 --> 00:43:21,686 I'm actually glad I'm not goin'. 1157 00:43:21,860 --> 00:43:23,209 Frig off, Ricky. 1158 00:43:23,383 --> 00:43:24,950 Alright buddy, you keep your head up, all right? 1159 00:43:25,124 --> 00:43:26,516 - All right, Julian. - Don't talk to strangers, 1160 00:43:26,691 --> 00:43:28,040 look both ways before you cross the street. 1161 00:43:28,214 --> 00:43:29,911 Shit's opposite over there, remember? 1162 00:43:30,085 --> 00:43:31,783 - Right. - Oh, here. 1163 00:43:31,957 --> 00:43:33,132 And watch out for the fuckin' bikes, man, in Amsterdam. 1164 00:43:33,306 --> 00:43:34,612 - They're fucked! - Got this for ya. 1165 00:43:34,786 --> 00:43:37,266 Keep this on ya at all times just in case and- 1166 00:43:37,440 --> 00:43:38,311 Flashlight? Alright. 1167 00:43:38,485 --> 00:43:39,660 Here, I got you these. 1168 00:43:39,834 --> 00:43:41,227 Yeah! 1169 00:43:41,401 --> 00:43:42,576 Just in case you get some shit going, man. 1170 00:43:42,750 --> 00:43:43,621 There you go, rock star. 1171 00:43:43,795 --> 00:43:45,057 Those European strippers, 1172 00:43:45,231 --> 00:43:46,362 they're fucking wild, man. 1173 00:43:46,536 --> 00:43:47,973 You lucky bastard. 1174 00:43:48,147 --> 00:43:49,235 Yeah, okay, I suppose I should take them. 1175 00:43:49,409 --> 00:43:51,324 I am in a band, and bands do that. 1176 00:43:52,368 --> 00:43:53,413 Alright. 1177 00:43:55,110 --> 00:43:56,808 Alright, you sure you wanna do this, man? 1178 00:43:56,982 --> 00:43:58,418 I wanna do it, Julian. 1179 00:43:58,592 --> 00:44:00,376 I mean, I lived my whole life here 1180 00:44:00,550 --> 00:44:01,508 and when you think about it, 1181 00:44:01,682 --> 00:44:02,770 this isn't that much different 1182 00:44:02,944 --> 00:44:04,032 than what the old man used to do. 1183 00:44:04,511 --> 00:44:06,339 Going town to town, eatin' at truck stops, 1184 00:44:06,513 --> 00:44:08,254 stickin' to a tight schedule. 1185 00:44:08,428 --> 00:44:10,082 I'm kinda doin' what he did. 1186 00:44:10,256 --> 00:44:11,561 Well he'd be proud of ya, man. 1187 00:44:11,736 --> 00:44:13,085 Yeah, man. 1188 00:44:13,259 --> 00:44:14,782 I've been dreamin' about this day, boys. 1189 00:44:14,956 --> 00:44:17,785 I mean, when you think about it being in a band it's, 1190 00:44:17,959 --> 00:44:19,744 it's really like havin' a family. 1191 00:44:20,309 --> 00:44:21,659 Alright man, bring it in. 1192 00:44:21,833 --> 00:44:24,357 We love you, you big fucker, okay. 1193 00:44:24,531 --> 00:44:25,880 Alright. 1194 00:44:26,054 --> 00:44:26,925 There's nothing to worry about Julian, 1195 00:44:27,099 --> 00:44:28,753 he's a grown fuckin' man. 1196 00:44:28,927 --> 00:44:30,929 And terrorist attacks are way down these days anyway. 1197 00:44:31,103 --> 00:44:33,018 Terrorist attacks?! 1198 00:44:33,583 --> 00:44:35,629 Oh my fuck, I never even thought of that! 1199 00:44:35,803 --> 00:44:37,675 No, that's what I'm saying, there's nothing to worry about. 1200 00:44:38,501 --> 00:44:40,068 I mean, stab wounds are apparently 1201 00:44:40,242 --> 00:44:41,504 becoming a lot more common and 1202 00:44:41,679 --> 00:44:42,984 pretty much happen on a daily basis, 1203 00:44:43,158 --> 00:44:44,290 people gettin' their heads cut off and stuff. 1204 00:44:44,464 --> 00:44:45,421 - Ricky! - What?! 1205 00:44:45,595 --> 00:44:47,162 But bombs, all that shit? 1206 00:44:47,336 --> 00:44:49,034 Way, way down according to the news so that's good. 1207 00:44:49,208 --> 00:44:50,252 Bombings?! 1208 00:44:50,862 --> 00:44:52,037 Oh my fuck! 1209 00:44:52,211 --> 00:44:53,865 IS IS and IRS, 1210 00:44:54,039 --> 00:44:55,475 when was the last time you heard of them bombing anything? 1211 00:44:55,649 --> 00:44:56,868 - It's been a long fuckin' time! - Alright, that's- 1212 00:44:57,042 --> 00:44:58,347 That's enough! Don't listen to him. 1213 00:44:58,521 --> 00:45:00,001 Let's go, Randy, before I have a fuckin' fit! 1214 00:45:00,175 --> 00:45:01,786 I mean, there is a sniper on the loose right now, 1215 00:45:01,960 --> 00:45:03,526 but I don't think it's not gonna be where you're going. 1216 00:45:03,701 --> 00:45:04,702 A sniper?! 1217 00:45:04,876 --> 00:45:06,486 - Ricky! - You'll be fine! 1218 00:45:06,660 --> 00:45:08,053 What the fuck's wrong with you? 1219 00:45:08,227 --> 00:45:09,750 I just want him to be ready for anything. 1220 00:45:09,924 --> 00:45:10,403 What the fuck? You're scaring the fuck out of him. 1221 00:45:10,577 --> 00:45:11,839 Bye guys! 1222 00:45:12,013 --> 00:45:13,145 You fuckin' look after him, Randy! 1223 00:45:13,754 --> 00:45:15,800 I'll try not to get my fuckin' head cut off! 1224 00:45:15,974 --> 00:45:17,584 Or picked off by a sniper! 1225 00:45:17,758 --> 00:45:18,672 You'll be fine, Bubs. 1226 00:45:18,846 --> 00:45:20,108 You should be fine, buddy! 1227 00:45:20,282 --> 00:45:21,631 Just call us when you get there. 1228 00:45:21,806 --> 00:45:23,198 I'll cross my fingers for ya. 1229 00:45:23,372 --> 00:45:25,157 Love you! 1230 00:45:25,548 --> 00:45:26,941 I worry about Bubbles a lot. 1231 00:45:27,115 --> 00:45:28,813 I-I know he's a, a grown adult 1232 00:45:28,987 --> 00:45:30,858 and he can take care of himself and everything, 1233 00:45:31,032 --> 00:45:34,949 but he's, you know, he's naive sometimes. 1234 00:45:35,123 --> 00:45:36,995 You know, he's-he's got such a-a big heart. 1235 00:45:37,169 --> 00:45:39,127 He's such a genuine dude that, you know, 1236 00:45:39,301 --> 00:45:40,912 people can take advantage of him 1237 00:45:41,086 --> 00:45:43,523 and he doesn't even realize they're doing it to him. 1238 00:45:43,697 --> 00:45:45,438 You know, there's a lot of fuckin' assholes 1239 00:45:45,612 --> 00:45:46,918 in the world out there. 1240 00:45:47,092 --> 00:45:49,355 But he's gonna do what he's gonna do, 1241 00:45:50,051 --> 00:45:51,792 so what can you do? 1242 00:46:02,150 --> 00:46:03,935 Here she is, boys. 1243 00:46:05,501 --> 00:46:06,546 Holy fuck! 1244 00:46:06,720 --> 00:46:08,069 Holy fuck. 1245 00:46:08,243 --> 00:46:09,418 This is amazing, fellas. 1246 00:46:09,592 --> 00:46:10,898 I can't believe we're actually here. 1247 00:46:11,072 --> 00:46:12,378 You can't, dude, you've been to Maine, 1248 00:46:12,552 --> 00:46:13,771 I haven't even left Nova Scotia! 1249 00:46:13,945 --> 00:46:15,250 Boys, I've travelled everywhere. 1250 00:46:15,424 --> 00:46:17,339 Stick with me and I'll show you how it's done. 1251 00:46:19,385 --> 00:46:21,082 Look it now, oh my fuck! 1252 00:46:21,300 --> 00:46:22,867 - What? - Oh my God! 1253 00:46:23,041 --> 00:46:26,174 I think I left the itinerary thing on the airplane! 1254 00:46:26,348 --> 00:46:27,610 - Frig sakes. - Oh my God! 1255 00:46:27,785 --> 00:46:29,090 Are you kidding me? 1256 00:46:29,264 --> 00:46:30,831 Cock sucker! 1257 00:46:31,527 --> 00:46:32,964 Oh my God! Okay. 1258 00:46:33,138 --> 00:46:36,097 Nobody panic! Nobody panic! 1259 00:46:36,402 --> 00:46:37,925 We can deal with this. 1260 00:46:38,099 --> 00:46:39,884 Hi there, sir, could you help me? 1261 00:46:40,058 --> 00:46:42,712 I think I left all of our information on the airplane. 1262 00:46:42,887 --> 00:46:43,801 We're from Canada. 1263 00:46:43,975 --> 00:46:45,541 We're trying to get to, uh, 1264 00:46:45,715 --> 00:46:47,674 I think it was called Loo Va or somethin' or other. 1265 00:46:47,848 --> 00:46:48,849 Maybe Lee Va. 1266 00:46:49,023 --> 00:46:50,068 Va terminale? 1267 00:46:50,242 --> 00:46:52,505 Va? Like downtown Prague. 1268 00:46:52,679 --> 00:46:53,723 Ano, ano. 1269 00:46:53,898 --> 00:46:55,900 He knows, boys! He knows! 1270 00:46:56,074 --> 00:46:57,292 Terminale Autobus. 1271 00:46:57,466 --> 00:46:58,641 - That bus right there? - Yeah, yeah. 1272 00:46:58,816 --> 00:47:00,556 Boys, we're gettin' on the autobus. 1273 00:47:01,122 --> 00:47:02,210 Let's go. 1274 00:47:02,907 --> 00:47:05,257 This is it, the first gig of the tour. 1275 00:47:05,431 --> 00:47:07,520 This is exciting. Are you excited, Randy? 1276 00:47:07,694 --> 00:47:10,479 Yeah! Woo! Pra-gue! Wahoo! 1277 00:47:11,132 --> 00:47:13,831 Boys, I swear to fuck we've been by here already. 1278 00:47:14,005 --> 00:47:15,310 Have we not seen that building? 1279 00:47:16,137 --> 00:47:18,313 I think we've only made like four lefts. 1280 00:47:18,487 --> 00:47:21,099 Okay, we're on a loop-de-loop going left. 1281 00:47:21,273 --> 00:47:22,796 That's the airport! 1282 00:47:22,970 --> 00:47:24,624 And now we're takin' a fuckin' left. 1283 00:47:24,798 --> 00:47:26,495 This guy's fucked. 1284 00:47:26,669 --> 00:47:28,671 First show on the goddamn tour, and we're late as fuck! 1285 00:47:34,329 --> 00:47:36,462 Jesus Christ, don't let it get away on ya, Randy! 1286 00:47:36,636 --> 00:47:38,116 What the fuck, boys, 1287 00:47:38,290 --> 00:47:40,466 cuttin' it a little fuckin' close, aren't ya? 1288 00:47:41,032 --> 00:47:43,251 Hey, Bubbles, remember me? 1289 00:47:43,425 --> 00:47:45,166 Tom Mayhue. 1290 00:47:45,340 --> 00:47:47,038 I'm running Billy Bob's shit for the next couple of weeks. 1291 00:47:47,212 --> 00:47:49,910 - Yeah you're-- - Hey, you fucked up! 1292 00:47:50,084 --> 00:47:51,738 Don't make a habit of it! 1293 00:47:51,912 --> 00:47:53,435 You guys are on! 1294 00:47:54,132 --> 00:47:55,524 - Okay, I'm-- - Step it up! 1295 00:47:55,698 --> 00:47:57,352 Yeah, I'm sorry. It wasn't our fault. 1296 00:47:57,526 --> 00:47:58,701 Just so you know. 1297 00:48:08,755 --> 00:48:10,409 Come on, Bubbles. You can do this. 1298 00:48:12,411 --> 00:48:15,414 Okay boys, this is a big fuckin' night now. 1299 00:48:15,588 --> 00:48:16,981 Big night. We're in Europe. 1300 00:48:17,155 --> 00:48:20,898 Bring it in here. Bring it in. Okay. 1301 00:48:21,072 --> 00:48:24,118 This is, I mean, we started in Sunnyvale Trailer Park 1302 00:48:24,292 --> 00:48:25,728 and look where we are. 1303 00:48:25,903 --> 00:48:27,992 Boys, we're makin' it. We're makin' it here. 1304 00:48:28,166 --> 00:48:31,038 This means a lot to me and a lot to my dad. 1305 00:48:31,212 --> 00:48:33,171 Okay, so let's do this. 1306 00:48:33,345 --> 00:48:34,607 What are we gonna do tonight? 1307 00:48:34,781 --> 00:48:36,174 Shitrock! 1308 00:48:37,784 --> 00:48:39,003 Let's do it! 1309 00:48:39,177 --> 00:48:41,744 ♪ And his last name is Beam! ♪ 1310 00:48:41,919 --> 00:48:44,269 ♪ And I ain't into Getting jacked, unless ♪ 1311 00:48:44,443 --> 00:48:46,880 ♪ Daniels is what you mean! ♪ 1312 00:48:47,054 --> 00:48:49,665 ♪ Boom! And this here treadmill Felt like it would kill me ♪ 1313 00:48:49,839 --> 00:48:52,407 ♪ Lord, it just ain't my scene ♪ 1314 00:48:52,581 --> 00:48:55,236 ♪ Yeah, there's only one Gym that I like to hit ♪ 1315 00:48:55,410 --> 00:48:57,717 ♪ And his last name is Beam ♪ 1316 00:48:57,891 --> 00:49:00,459 ♪ Yeah, there's only one Gym that I like to hit ♪ 1317 00:49:00,633 --> 00:49:03,418 ♪ And his last name is Beam ♪ 1318 00:49:03,592 --> 00:49:06,856 ♪ Yeah, there's only one Gym that I like to hit ♪ 1319 00:49:07,031 --> 00:49:12,340 ♪ And his last name is Beam ♪ 1320 00:49:20,870 --> 00:49:22,481 Randy, when you change guitar strings 1321 00:49:22,655 --> 00:49:23,743 you can't just put any string on any- 1322 00:49:23,917 --> 00:49:24,874 Hey guys! 1323 00:49:25,049 --> 00:49:26,267 I'm Danny with the Boxmasters. 1324 00:49:26,441 --> 00:49:27,790 Hey! 1325 00:49:27,965 --> 00:49:29,009 - What a fucking great show! - Oh, thank you. 1326 00:49:29,183 --> 00:49:29,923 Wanna come up and see Billy? 1327 00:49:30,097 --> 00:49:31,794 Yeah, I'd love to. 1328 00:49:31,969 --> 00:49:33,492 You've met, have you met Billy before? 1329 00:49:33,666 --> 00:49:35,668 Yeah, me and Ricky and Julian shot a thing with him 1330 00:49:35,842 --> 00:49:37,452 years ago called Micro Ninjas. Yeah. 1331 00:49:37,626 --> 00:49:38,497 Come on. 1332 00:49:38,671 --> 00:49:40,064 Randy, come on up. 1333 00:49:40,238 --> 00:49:42,109 I'm not sure if he'll remember me or not. 1334 00:49:42,283 --> 00:49:43,241 I hope so. 1335 00:49:43,415 --> 00:49:44,546 Yeah, these guys are with me. 1336 00:49:44,720 --> 00:49:47,201 Hey, I like your beard. 1337 00:49:47,375 --> 00:49:49,290 If you don't let go of that cobra, 1338 00:49:49,464 --> 00:49:53,425 I swear on Christ Almighty's fuckin' nutsack, 1339 00:49:53,599 --> 00:49:56,558 that that bag of magic apples is going in the mulcher. 1340 00:49:56,732 --> 00:49:58,125 Right? And I said, do you understand me? 1341 00:49:58,299 --> 00:49:59,083 - Hey, Billy. - What? 1342 00:49:59,257 --> 00:50:00,649 I got Bubbles here. 1343 00:50:00,823 --> 00:50:01,563 I'm in the middle of a fuckin' story, dude. 1344 00:50:01,737 --> 00:50:02,782 Alright. Sorry, man. 1345 00:50:02,956 --> 00:50:04,262 And I says to him, 1346 00:50:04,436 --> 00:50:06,438 do ya understand me? 1347 00:50:06,612 --> 00:50:08,918 Well the cat freezes for a second 1348 00:50:09,876 --> 00:50:12,183 and I hit 'em right in the fuckin' face. 1349 00:50:12,705 --> 00:50:15,708 I can tell when somebody gets shit and when they don't. 1350 00:50:15,882 --> 00:50:18,232 Speakin' of people who don't get shit. 1351 00:50:18,406 --> 00:50:20,147 Anyway, sorry, Bubbles. 1352 00:50:20,321 --> 00:50:22,497 Hey, how you doin'? 1353 00:50:22,671 --> 00:50:23,803 Hey, nice job, man. 1354 00:50:23,977 --> 00:50:25,152 You guys were awesome tonight. 1355 00:50:25,326 --> 00:50:26,980 - Oh, thank you. - Yeah. Yeah. 1356 00:50:27,154 --> 00:50:28,634 Thank you. I mean, thanks for bringin' us out on tour. 1357 00:50:28,808 --> 00:50:30,114 This is unbelievable. 1358 00:50:30,288 --> 00:50:31,419 We're very fuckin' excited to be here. 1359 00:50:31,593 --> 00:50:32,942 Are you kiddin' me? 1360 00:50:33,117 --> 00:50:34,901 I mean, anybody that causes a prison riot 1361 00:50:35,075 --> 00:50:36,337 singing about whores and cats, 1362 00:50:36,511 --> 00:50:37,599 that's my fuckin' guy. 1363 00:50:37,773 --> 00:50:39,123 We did it. 1364 00:50:39,297 --> 00:50:40,689 We did that. 1365 00:50:40,863 --> 00:50:42,822 Mr. Thornton, it's a pleasure to meet you! 1366 00:50:42,996 --> 00:50:44,432 You know this guy? 1367 00:50:44,606 --> 00:50:46,434 Oh yeah, he's with me. That's, that's my roadie. 1368 00:50:46,608 --> 00:50:48,958 Randy. Randy Roadie. 1369 00:50:51,309 --> 00:50:53,485 Interesting. Yeah. 1370 00:50:53,659 --> 00:50:54,964 What's ya drinkin', bud? 1371 00:50:55,139 --> 00:50:55,835 Oh, I shouldn't be drinking right now, 1372 00:50:56,009 --> 00:50:57,619 I'm on antibiotics. 1373 00:50:57,793 --> 00:50:59,926 I was sewin' and I sucked some pins down my throat. 1374 00:51:00,100 --> 00:51:01,667 Now I got a, 1375 00:51:01,841 --> 00:51:03,321 a perforated rectum. 1376 00:51:03,495 --> 00:51:05,888 A perforated rectum? Wow. 1377 00:51:06,063 --> 00:51:08,021 Did you girls ever hear of a perforated rectum? 1378 00:51:08,195 --> 00:51:09,414 I have. 1379 00:51:09,588 --> 00:51:10,328 Yeah. This is Bubbles by the way. 1380 00:51:10,502 --> 00:51:11,503 Say hi to Bubbles. 1381 00:51:11,677 --> 00:51:13,418 - Hi. - Hi. How you doin'? 1382 00:51:13,592 --> 00:51:15,855 Well that's too bad 'cause the promoter guy's 1383 00:51:16,029 --> 00:51:18,249 got a little thing set up for us at a club tonight 1384 00:51:18,423 --> 00:51:20,077 and I was hoping you'd go with us. 1385 00:51:20,251 --> 00:51:21,861 Well, just 'cause I'm not drinking 1386 00:51:22,035 --> 00:51:23,645 doesn't mean I can't go to a party. 1387 00:51:23,819 --> 00:51:25,343 I'm in! We can go. 1388 00:51:25,517 --> 00:51:26,779 Yeah. Cool. 1389 00:51:26,953 --> 00:51:27,910 Well it'd be good to have you there. 1390 00:51:28,085 --> 00:51:28,998 And lemme tell you something, 1391 00:51:29,173 --> 00:51:31,044 the Czechs are fuckin' freaky, 1392 00:51:31,218 --> 00:51:32,480 I'm telling ya. 1393 00:51:33,873 --> 00:51:35,918 They're gonna love your ass, Tubby. 1394 00:51:38,182 --> 00:51:40,271 Oh, Jesus fuckin' Christ. 1395 00:51:40,445 --> 00:51:41,881 There's a bit of a stink comin' off him, 1396 00:51:42,055 --> 00:51:44,013 but I'll get rid of that before we go to the party. 1397 00:51:44,188 --> 00:51:45,276 Nice job. Yeah. 1398 00:51:45,450 --> 00:51:47,234 He may wanna wear a shirt, dude. 1399 00:51:47,408 --> 00:51:49,323 Oh, he can't wear shirts. 1400 00:51:49,497 --> 00:51:51,412 He's allergic to fabric from the waist up, 1401 00:51:51,586 --> 00:51:52,674 it's the weirdest thing. 1402 00:51:52,848 --> 00:51:54,067 Pants, no problem. 1403 00:51:54,241 --> 00:51:55,503 Shirts, rash. 1404 00:51:55,677 --> 00:51:57,331 - Really? - Yeah. 1405 00:51:57,505 --> 00:52:00,726 Two things I never heard of in one, like, two fuckin' minutes. 1406 00:52:00,900 --> 00:52:02,031 Right? 1407 00:52:02,858 --> 00:52:04,382 ♪ I don't want nobody ♪ 1408 00:52:04,556 --> 00:52:06,384 ♪ Don't need nobody ♪ 1409 00:52:06,558 --> 00:52:08,212 ♪ I want you ♪ 1410 00:52:09,256 --> 00:52:10,910 ♪ Don't want nobody ♪ 1411 00:52:11,084 --> 00:52:12,651 ♪ Don't need nobody ♪ 1412 00:52:12,825 --> 00:52:14,740 ♪ I want you ♪ 1413 00:52:14,914 --> 00:52:17,046 You guys have been awesome. Thank you so much. 1414 00:52:25,794 --> 00:52:27,492 You boys ready for this tonight? 1415 00:52:27,666 --> 00:52:29,668 - It's gonna be outta control. - It's gonna be awesome! 1416 00:52:29,842 --> 00:52:31,278 Don't fuck it up. 1417 00:52:31,452 --> 00:52:33,367 Boxmasters up here on the left, Shitrockers- 1418 00:52:33,541 --> 00:52:34,803 It's a pleasure, mate. 1419 00:52:34,977 --> 00:52:36,588 I love you, bud. Oh thanks. 1420 00:52:36,762 --> 00:52:37,980 It's so good to see you again. 1421 00:52:38,155 --> 00:52:40,287 I love you too. You guys ready to go? 1422 00:52:40,461 --> 00:52:41,549 - Yeah, I'm ready! - Yes. 1423 00:52:41,723 --> 00:52:43,203 - Well- - Where you going? 1424 00:52:43,377 --> 00:52:45,727 We're going to a wine and cheese party. 1425 00:52:45,901 --> 00:52:47,729 I don't really like wine and cheese. 1426 00:52:47,903 --> 00:52:50,471 Um, and what's the hook? 1427 00:52:50,645 --> 00:52:51,733 Well, full disclosure. 1428 00:52:51,907 --> 00:52:53,213 Remember when we were in L.A. 1429 00:52:53,387 --> 00:52:54,736 with the suitcase full of ping pong balls 1430 00:52:54,910 --> 00:52:56,782 and the face shield things? 1431 00:52:56,956 --> 00:52:59,567 Mm-hmm. Yeah, probably at the Wright House? 1432 00:52:59,741 --> 00:53:00,873 Or Marquee, one of those. 1433 00:53:01,047 --> 00:53:02,091 Yeah, I remember. 1434 00:53:02,266 --> 00:53:04,006 It's that kind of deal. 1435 00:53:04,181 --> 00:53:05,530 The wine and cheese is just for finger painting and shit. 1436 00:53:05,704 --> 00:53:07,184 - You know what I mean? - Okay. Further info. 1437 00:53:07,358 --> 00:53:08,315 - I'm telling ya - Oh my God. 1438 00:53:08,489 --> 00:53:10,361 It's a Czech sex party. 1439 00:53:11,405 --> 00:53:12,667 What do you say? 1440 00:53:13,059 --> 00:53:16,105 Well, okay, let's check it out. 1441 00:53:16,280 --> 00:53:17,411 Let's check it out. All right. 1442 00:53:17,585 --> 00:53:19,326 Oh, let me introduce you to this kid. 1443 00:53:19,500 --> 00:53:20,588 He's a sweet kid. 1444 00:53:20,762 --> 00:53:21,807 - Bubbles? - Hey Bubbles. 1445 00:53:21,981 --> 00:53:23,374 - Ronnie Wood. - Nice young man. 1446 00:53:23,548 --> 00:53:25,158 Ronnie Wood. Rolling Stones. 1447 00:53:25,332 --> 00:53:26,855 Yeah, that's right. That's right, Bubbles. 1448 00:53:27,029 --> 00:53:28,205 He's a sweet kid. 1449 00:53:28,379 --> 00:53:29,075 - Hi, guys! - I'm really honored. 1450 00:53:29,249 --> 00:53:30,381 It's an honor, sir. 1451 00:53:30,555 --> 00:53:31,469 Good to meet you, sir. 1452 00:53:31,643 --> 00:53:32,687 Nice to meet you, man. 1453 00:53:32,861 --> 00:53:33,819 Yeah, you've got your strap on. 1454 00:53:33,993 --> 00:53:35,690 - No, it's real. - He sure does. 1455 00:53:35,864 --> 00:53:37,344 Alright, let's go guys. 1456 00:53:37,518 --> 00:53:39,912 I think I'm just gonna stay. I'm really tired. 1457 00:53:40,086 --> 00:53:41,566 What the fuck are you talking about? 1458 00:53:41,740 --> 00:53:43,220 We're fucking going. It's fucking Ronnie Wood. 1459 00:53:43,394 --> 00:53:44,699 No, boys, I just got really tired. 1460 00:53:44,873 --> 00:53:46,440 I think I'm just gonna-- 1461 00:53:46,614 --> 00:53:47,963 Bubbles, we're fucking going. Are you fucking mental? 1462 00:53:48,137 --> 00:53:49,748 - I'm just gonna- - Bubs, I gotta go. 1463 00:53:49,922 --> 00:53:51,532 Come on, Bubs. Let's go! 1464 00:53:51,706 --> 00:53:53,273 We've never been to a European sex party! 1465 00:53:53,447 --> 00:53:54,796 There's wine and cheese, Bubs! 1466 00:53:54,970 --> 00:53:57,799 Randy, let's just go to the hotel. 1467 00:53:57,973 --> 00:53:59,236 I'm tired. 1468 00:54:00,585 --> 00:54:04,110 Oh my fuck. Oh my God. 1469 00:54:06,721 --> 00:54:10,116 So what happened there tonight? 1470 00:54:10,290 --> 00:54:12,074 You had a bit of an accident? 1471 00:54:12,249 --> 00:54:14,903 Yeah, I pissed myself. I pissed my pants. 1472 00:54:15,077 --> 00:54:16,818 And I'm sure you saw it with the cameras 1473 00:54:16,992 --> 00:54:18,733 and everybody had a laugh, 1474 00:54:18,907 --> 00:54:20,735 and I'd appreciate it if it didn't go in your documentary. 1475 00:54:20,909 --> 00:54:22,259 Oh, it won't be in the documentary. 1476 00:54:22,433 --> 00:54:23,738 You know what? 1477 00:54:23,912 --> 00:54:25,349 I don't even give a fuck actually 1478 00:54:25,523 --> 00:54:27,046 'cause it's just somethin' that happens to me 1479 00:54:27,220 --> 00:54:28,569 now that I'm getting a little bit older. 1480 00:54:28,743 --> 00:54:30,876 If I get too excited I either hyperventilate 1481 00:54:31,050 --> 00:54:32,312 or I piss myself. 1482 00:54:33,226 --> 00:54:35,489 And it depends on the level of excitement 1483 00:54:35,663 --> 00:54:38,100 but obviously tonight it went to that level 1484 00:54:38,275 --> 00:54:40,451 with one of the Rolling Stones standin' in front of me. 1485 00:54:40,625 --> 00:54:43,976 But I feel that there is more to it. 1486 00:54:44,150 --> 00:54:46,326 Yeah, there actually is more to it, 1487 00:54:46,500 --> 00:54:47,806 you know that? 1488 00:54:47,980 --> 00:54:50,896 'Cause I always thought a band meant that, 1489 00:54:51,070 --> 00:54:53,202 you know, you stick together no matter what. 1490 00:54:53,377 --> 00:54:55,335 That's what a band is to me. 1491 00:54:55,901 --> 00:54:58,817 Ricky and Julian never woulda left me on my own there 1492 00:54:58,991 --> 00:55:01,472 to go to a Czechoslovakian sex club. 1493 00:55:01,646 --> 00:55:03,038 But those guys did. 1494 00:55:03,212 --> 00:55:05,824 They dropped me like a fuckin' hot potato. 1495 00:55:06,564 --> 00:55:09,131 Like a hot, pissy potato. 1496 00:55:15,268 --> 00:55:17,444 I know, I know. Yeah. 1497 00:55:17,618 --> 00:55:19,707 Oh, careful, careful. 1498 00:55:19,881 --> 00:55:22,319 Alright, have a good one. 1499 00:55:22,493 --> 00:55:25,278 Auf weinersen, my darling! 1500 00:55:28,673 --> 00:55:30,152 Hey buddy, how's it going? 1501 00:55:30,327 --> 00:55:32,416 You missed a crazy freaking party last night. 1502 00:55:32,590 --> 00:55:34,809 Czechoslovakian sex clubs are incredible! 1503 00:55:34,983 --> 00:55:35,941 Dude, you missed it, man. 1504 00:55:36,115 --> 00:55:37,595 This one girl, I swear to God, 1505 00:55:37,769 --> 00:55:38,900 she took an entire sleeve of six tennis balls, 1506 00:55:39,074 --> 00:55:40,554 shoved it right up her arse, man. 1507 00:55:40,728 --> 00:55:42,339 Shh! Just watch your mouth! 1508 00:55:42,513 --> 00:55:44,515 We're around the churchy types. 1509 00:55:44,689 --> 00:55:46,168 No, man, it was crazy! 1510 00:55:46,343 --> 00:55:47,909 I mean, she got the whole rig jammed up there 1511 00:55:48,083 --> 00:55:50,216 and just started firing off the balls like a fucking 1512 00:55:50,390 --> 00:55:52,000 artillery rifle or something. 1513 00:55:52,174 --> 00:55:53,741 It was like... Hard enough to crush the can! 1514 00:55:53,915 --> 00:55:56,701 - It was unbelievable. - It was... 1515 00:55:56,875 --> 00:55:58,572 Incredible, Slug, was it? 1516 00:55:58,746 --> 00:56:00,748 It was incredible, man. You fuckin' missed it. 1517 00:56:00,922 --> 00:56:02,968 It was crazy. Shit got crazy, dude. 1518 00:56:03,142 --> 00:56:05,405 Yeah, well, crazy maybe isn't what we should be doin'. 1519 00:56:05,579 --> 00:56:07,799 Maybe we should be takin' things a little more serious 1520 00:56:07,973 --> 00:56:08,887 around here. 1521 00:56:12,325 --> 00:56:13,848 Oh man, I'm sorry. 1522 00:56:14,022 --> 00:56:15,284 I thought you were kidding, dude. 1523 00:56:15,459 --> 00:56:16,677 I mean, come on! We're on tour, man. 1524 00:56:16,851 --> 00:56:18,244 We're in Europe. 1525 00:56:18,418 --> 00:56:19,898 Crazy is exactly what we should be doing. 1526 00:56:20,072 --> 00:56:21,726 No, no. 1527 00:56:21,900 --> 00:56:23,728 Playin' the fuckin' best shows we can play 1528 00:56:23,902 --> 00:56:25,251 is what we should be doing. 1529 00:56:25,425 --> 00:56:26,905 Like we sounded like fuckin' shit last night. 1530 00:56:27,079 --> 00:56:29,037 I thought we sounded pretty damn solid. 1531 00:56:29,211 --> 00:56:31,779 Oh did ya, Travis? You thought we were solid? 1532 00:56:31,953 --> 00:56:33,825 Well your timing was all over the fuckin' place. 1533 00:56:33,999 --> 00:56:35,479 It sounded like somebody threw a pair of work boots 1534 00:56:35,653 --> 00:56:38,133 in the fuckin' dryer, okay? 1535 00:56:38,307 --> 00:56:41,398 You know what? New rule, new rule. 1536 00:56:41,572 --> 00:56:43,617 If I can't go out, nobody goes out. 1537 00:56:43,791 --> 00:56:45,140 Come on, Bubbles. 1538 00:56:45,314 --> 00:56:46,707 We're just trying to blow off some steam. 1539 00:56:46,881 --> 00:56:48,579 Oh, you're gonna side with them are ya Randy?! 1540 00:56:48,753 --> 00:56:50,494 I thought you were my friend there, Tit Tassels?! 1541 00:56:50,668 --> 00:56:51,669 Well I am your friend. 1542 00:56:51,843 --> 00:56:53,540 But saying that we can't go out 1543 00:56:53,714 --> 00:56:55,281 unless you're with us is a little harsh, don't ya think? 1544 00:56:55,455 --> 00:56:56,761 I don't think it is! 1545 00:56:56,935 --> 00:56:59,590 It's my fuckin' band and my name on it. 1546 00:56:59,764 --> 00:57:03,376 And if everything goes wrong, who do people look at? 1547 00:57:03,550 --> 00:57:04,899 Fuckin' Bubbles, not you guys. 1548 00:57:05,073 --> 00:57:06,292 It's me that's in shit. 1549 00:57:06,466 --> 00:57:08,120 You know what? That's the new rule. 1550 00:57:08,294 --> 00:57:09,600 Sorry. 1551 00:57:11,123 --> 00:57:13,125 Frig sakes. 1552 00:57:14,692 --> 00:57:16,694 The Shitrockers don't seem to understand 1553 00:57:16,868 --> 00:57:19,261 how much fuckin' pressure is on a fellow 1554 00:57:19,436 --> 00:57:20,872 when he's the band leader. 1555 00:57:21,046 --> 00:57:23,265 You know? I mean, keepin' everything organized 1556 00:57:23,440 --> 00:57:25,659 and keepin' everything on the fuckin' rails, 1557 00:57:25,833 --> 00:57:28,270 it's basically like herdin' cats. 1558 00:57:28,445 --> 00:57:30,316 It's harder than that actually 1559 00:57:30,490 --> 00:57:33,667 'cause I'm very good at herdin' cats, you know? 1560 00:57:33,841 --> 00:57:36,061 It's all fuckin' fun and games to these guys. 1561 00:57:36,235 --> 00:57:38,585 They get all the perks and all the benefits. 1562 00:57:38,759 --> 00:57:40,892 But, you know, when shit goes wrong, 1563 00:57:41,066 --> 00:57:43,677 it's not them that everybody's pointing the fuckin' fingers at. 1564 00:57:43,851 --> 00:57:45,026 It's me! 1565 00:57:45,200 --> 00:57:46,767 Bubbles is the one who fucked up! 1566 00:57:46,941 --> 00:57:48,029 Errrrr! 1567 00:57:48,203 --> 00:57:49,944 ♪ Well, dirty ol liquor ♪ 1568 00:57:50,118 --> 00:57:52,991 ♪ Is what usually keeps My ticker in check ♪ 1569 00:57:54,906 --> 00:58:00,955 ♪ I tried chewin tobaccie but It doesn't have the same effect ♪ 1570 00:58:02,391 --> 00:58:04,611 ♪ It just wasn't adding up ♪ 1571 00:58:04,785 --> 00:58:07,832 ♪ When all my friends Were telling me to quit ♪ 1572 00:58:09,268 --> 00:58:13,402 ♪ Then I realized they're All a bunch of drunks ♪ 1573 00:58:13,577 --> 00:58:20,453 ♪ And now there's more booze For them to split, yeah ♪ 1574 00:58:21,149 --> 00:58:24,109 Yeah give it up for booze ya bunch of fuckin' drunks! 1575 00:58:24,675 --> 00:58:27,765 My goddamn band are a bunch of drunks! 1576 00:58:29,027 --> 00:58:30,637 Cocksuckers! 1577 00:58:50,222 --> 00:58:52,529 ♪ In a moment you Can feel the need ♪ 1578 00:58:52,703 --> 00:58:56,141 ♪ But it takes years To trust the deed ♪ 1579 00:58:56,315 --> 00:58:58,622 ♪ Love isn't guaranteed ♪ 1580 00:58:58,796 --> 00:59:01,755 ♪ Because you Planted the seed ♪ 1581 00:59:02,495 --> 00:59:06,194 ♪ Time has served us well ♪ 1582 00:59:08,370 --> 00:59:12,418 ♪ Time will always tell ♪ 1583 00:59:13,593 --> 00:59:14,942 Thank you so much! 1584 00:59:17,684 --> 00:59:19,512 And hats off to Bubbles And The Shitrockers! 1585 00:59:19,686 --> 00:59:21,340 We're so happy to be out here with them! 1586 00:59:21,514 --> 00:59:23,168 They're fuckin' awesome! 1587 00:59:23,342 --> 00:59:24,778 Those cats are amazing and we're, 1588 00:59:24,952 --> 00:59:26,911 and we're so humble to be with them. 1589 00:59:27,085 --> 00:59:28,216 Thank you so much! 1590 00:59:28,782 --> 00:59:30,392 Holy fuck! 1591 00:59:36,921 --> 00:59:38,923 Boys! Boys! Holy fuck! 1592 00:59:39,097 --> 00:59:40,272 You guys should have been out there. 1593 00:59:40,446 --> 00:59:42,970 The Boxmasters are unbelievable! 1594 00:59:43,144 --> 00:59:44,885 Billy thanked us on stage! 1595 00:59:45,059 --> 00:59:47,279 Whole crowd heard him. He said our name. 1596 00:59:47,453 --> 00:59:48,628 What the fuck? 1597 00:59:48,802 --> 00:59:50,195 That is fucking sick, man. 1598 00:59:50,369 --> 00:59:51,849 Are you guys hungry? Are you hungry? 1599 00:59:52,023 --> 00:59:53,372 There's this, all this food and stuff, 1600 00:59:53,546 --> 00:59:54,939 just help yourself. Got a bunch of stuff. 1601 00:59:55,113 --> 00:59:57,158 I don't know if we can any of that can we? 1602 00:59:57,332 --> 00:59:58,420 Yeah, of course we can, man. 1603 00:59:58,595 --> 01:00:00,031 Look, it says Green Room. 1604 01:00:00,205 --> 01:00:01,598 That means like, go! 1605 01:00:01,772 --> 01:00:03,512 You know, like anyone can have it, right? 1606 01:00:03,687 --> 01:00:05,297 We partied with Billy so fucking hard, 1607 01:00:05,471 --> 01:00:06,690 like we're friends now. 1608 01:00:06,864 --> 01:00:07,995 - He's not gonna give a shit. - Yeah. 1609 01:00:08,169 --> 01:00:10,128 Hi. Um, can I get an autograph? 1610 01:00:10,302 --> 01:00:12,130 Ah, yeah, sure. 1611 01:00:12,304 --> 01:00:14,698 I mean, I've never really signed an autograph before. 1612 01:00:14,872 --> 01:00:16,090 Not for playin' music anyway. 1613 01:00:16,264 --> 01:00:18,223 Ah, the show was amazing tonight. 1614 01:00:18,702 --> 01:00:19,964 Whose show? Our show? 1615 01:00:20,138 --> 01:00:22,488 Yeah. Who else's show would I mean? 1616 01:00:22,662 --> 01:00:24,185 Hear that, boys? 1617 01:00:24,359 --> 01:00:26,187 I'm glad you guys are havin' a good time! 1618 01:00:26,361 --> 01:00:28,494 Bubbles? What's it like being famous? 1619 01:00:28,668 --> 01:00:31,497 And having all this kind of stuff going on all the time? 1620 01:00:31,671 --> 01:00:34,195 Well, I mean, what you see right here. 1621 01:00:34,369 --> 01:00:35,806 It's like a constant fuckin' party. 1622 01:00:35,980 --> 01:00:37,459 Like rockstar type stuff. 1623 01:00:37,634 --> 01:00:39,853 Booze flying around, food, it's all free. 1624 01:00:40,027 --> 01:00:41,768 Yeah, but it must get tiring though. 1625 01:00:41,942 --> 01:00:43,465 Oh, tiring is not the word! 1626 01:00:43,640 --> 01:00:45,076 It's exhausting is what it is! 1627 01:00:45,250 --> 01:00:46,468 But you know what, 1628 01:00:46,643 --> 01:00:47,644 you got a big fuckin' crowd out there 1629 01:00:47,818 --> 01:00:49,515 and you can feel the energy, 1630 01:00:49,689 --> 01:00:51,082 the adrenaline starts going then you know it's go time-- 1631 01:00:51,256 --> 01:00:53,214 Are we allowed to have more beers? 1632 01:00:53,388 --> 01:00:54,563 Yeah! Fuck it! 1633 01:00:54,738 --> 01:00:56,565 Have whatever you want! We're partying! 1634 01:00:56,740 --> 01:00:57,915 We're partying! 1635 01:00:58,089 --> 01:00:59,830 What? What the fuck's going on here? 1636 01:01:00,178 --> 01:01:02,180 - What? - Who drank the boss's shit? 1637 01:01:02,354 --> 01:01:04,835 Oh, the boys had a few of them 1638 01:01:05,009 --> 01:01:06,053 but we thought it was for everybody. 1639 01:01:06,227 --> 01:01:08,752 Yeah? Well you thought wrong! 1640 01:01:08,926 --> 01:01:10,318 Don't touch it again! 1641 01:01:10,492 --> 01:01:11,842 Okay. 1642 01:01:12,581 --> 01:01:14,322 Alright everybody, party's over! 1643 01:01:14,496 --> 01:01:15,454 Everybody out! 1644 01:01:15,628 --> 01:01:17,195 Let's go! Out! 1645 01:01:17,369 --> 01:01:18,370 Sorry about that. 1646 01:01:18,544 --> 01:01:20,415 - Out! - Sorry, everybody. 1647 01:01:21,590 --> 01:01:23,505 Strike One, Shitdick! 1648 01:01:28,859 --> 01:01:30,425 What the fuck is his problem? 1649 01:01:30,599 --> 01:01:31,862 What's his problem? 1650 01:01:32,036 --> 01:01:33,951 You guys drank all Billy's stuff! 1651 01:01:34,125 --> 01:01:35,300 That's his problem. 1652 01:01:35,474 --> 01:01:37,215 Oh, it's the fuckin' Green Room! 1653 01:01:37,389 --> 01:01:38,912 It's for everybody! 1654 01:01:39,086 --> 01:01:40,435 Oh, we partied with Billy, he won't give a fuck! 1655 01:01:40,609 --> 01:01:42,002 We did! We did! 1656 01:01:42,176 --> 01:01:44,048 Yeah, well he does give a fuck obviously! 1657 01:01:44,222 --> 01:01:46,485 Now we got a strike against us! 1658 01:01:46,920 --> 01:01:49,096 Correction, I got a strike! 1659 01:01:51,229 --> 01:01:52,143 Fuck! 1660 01:01:52,317 --> 01:01:53,884 ♪ Breakfast beer ♪ 1661 01:01:54,058 --> 01:01:55,668 ♪ A breakfast beer ♪ 1662 01:01:55,842 --> 01:01:59,193 ♪ Taste so good a man'll Shed a tear ♪ 1663 01:01:59,367 --> 01:02:02,631 ♪ Make a dirty ol' Hangover disappear ♪ 1664 01:02:02,806 --> 01:02:06,418 ♪ The day is so much better With a breakfast beer ♪ 1665 01:02:06,592 --> 01:02:09,638 ♪ The day is so much better With a breakfast beer ♪ 1666 01:02:09,813 --> 01:02:13,991 ♪ Life is so much better With a breakfast beer ♪ 1667 01:02:15,253 --> 01:02:17,168 ♪ Breakfast beer ♪ 1668 01:02:17,342 --> 01:02:19,431 ♪A giant flat beer to eat For breakfast, all right? ♪ 1669 01:02:19,605 --> 01:02:21,085 Hello? 1670 01:02:21,259 --> 01:02:22,477 Sorry, what's that? 1671 01:02:22,651 --> 01:02:24,131 You're the band playing here tonight? 1672 01:02:24,305 --> 01:02:27,178 Ah, we're one of them, yeah. 1673 01:02:27,352 --> 01:02:29,267 I'm with the Zeitung newspaper. 1674 01:02:29,441 --> 01:02:33,097 Actually, I'm a sports writer but the music guy is sick 1675 01:02:33,271 --> 01:02:36,143 so the paper sent me here to interview you instead 1676 01:02:36,317 --> 01:02:37,710 - To interview us? - Yes. 1677 01:02:37,884 --> 01:02:39,581 Oh my god. Boys, we're gettin' interviewed! 1678 01:02:39,756 --> 01:02:41,366 Yeah, we'd love to do an interview. 1679 01:02:41,540 --> 01:02:43,455 Just give us one second. 1680 01:02:43,629 --> 01:02:45,413 Gettin' interviewed by the German newspaper. 1681 01:02:45,587 --> 01:02:48,112 This is the fuckin' big time right here! 1682 01:02:48,286 --> 01:02:50,375 So is it like all of us talking or just him or like- 1683 01:02:50,549 --> 01:02:51,506 This is so fucking cool. 1684 01:02:51,680 --> 01:02:52,986 Well, we can all do it, boys, 1685 01:02:53,160 --> 01:02:54,771 but I'll do most of the talkin', okay. 1686 01:02:54,945 --> 01:02:56,120 I got more experience with this 1687 01:02:56,294 --> 01:02:57,512 and it's a lot harder than it looks, 1688 01:02:57,686 --> 01:02:58,862 believe me, you know. 1689 01:02:59,036 --> 01:03:00,385 It's very easy to get flustered 1690 01:03:00,559 --> 01:03:02,213 if you don't know what you're doin'. 1691 01:03:03,257 --> 01:03:06,130 Okay. So how have you been enjoying Berlin so far? 1692 01:03:06,304 --> 01:03:08,393 Oh, Berlin's lovely, isn't it fellas? 1693 01:03:08,567 --> 01:03:11,265 I mean, you know, it's not really what we expected, 1694 01:03:11,439 --> 01:03:12,701 but beautiful. 1695 01:03:12,876 --> 01:03:14,181 What do you mean? 1696 01:03:14,355 --> 01:03:16,662 Well, it's just more modern, you know? 1697 01:03:16,836 --> 01:03:18,620 It's way more colourful. 1698 01:03:19,230 --> 01:03:21,710 I mean, not that we thought it would be, you know, 1699 01:03:21,885 --> 01:03:23,277 in black and white 1700 01:03:23,451 --> 01:03:24,888 like you'd see in the films from World War II 1701 01:03:25,062 --> 01:03:26,193 or anything like that. 1702 01:03:26,367 --> 01:03:27,542 That isn't what I meant, you know? 1703 01:03:27,716 --> 01:03:30,328 I mean, that stuff ended long ago. 1704 01:03:30,502 --> 01:03:32,809 Hitler's long dead as you know. 1705 01:03:32,983 --> 01:03:34,854 You know? And I mean, 1706 01:03:35,028 --> 01:03:37,074 unless he made it down to Argentina 1707 01:03:37,248 --> 01:03:39,076 like that show on the History Channel said he might have, 1708 01:03:39,250 --> 01:03:40,947 but I believe he died in the bunker, 1709 01:03:41,121 --> 01:03:43,036 you know, like the official reports say. 1710 01:03:43,689 --> 01:03:44,908 What do you think? 1711 01:03:45,691 --> 01:03:46,823 Ah... 1712 01:03:47,388 --> 01:03:48,346 Oh, sorry. 1713 01:03:48,520 --> 01:03:49,738 Sorry. Can I just... 1714 01:03:49,913 --> 01:03:52,002 Hang on one second. Sorry. 1715 01:03:52,176 --> 01:03:53,525 Oh, it's Randy! 1716 01:03:53,699 --> 01:03:55,788 Hey Randy, what's goin' on? 1717 01:03:56,745 --> 01:03:58,704 What?! Kidnapped?! 1718 01:03:58,878 --> 01:04:00,880 What the fuck are you talkin' about? 1719 01:04:01,533 --> 01:04:03,578 What? What's the driver's? 1720 01:04:03,752 --> 01:04:05,145 What's he sayin', Randy? 1721 01:04:05,319 --> 01:04:06,103 Just, oh. 1722 01:04:06,277 --> 01:04:08,322 Oh my fuck. Can you... 1723 01:04:08,496 --> 01:04:10,020 can you talk to this guy and see, 1724 01:04:10,194 --> 01:04:11,369 see what's goin' on. 1725 01:04:11,543 --> 01:04:13,153 My roadie thinks he's been kidnapped. 1726 01:04:13,327 --> 01:04:15,025 Uh, yeah. Okay, sure. 1727 01:04:15,199 --> 01:04:18,767 Hello? Where are you now? 1728 01:04:20,769 --> 01:04:24,077 Oh, no. He just wanted a chesseburger. 1729 01:04:31,519 --> 01:04:32,433 Mm-hmm. 1730 01:04:32,607 --> 01:04:34,348 Okay, thanks. 1731 01:04:36,176 --> 01:04:38,483 Um, so the taxi driver is Russian 1732 01:04:38,657 --> 01:04:40,398 and he barely speaks German. 1733 01:04:40,572 --> 01:04:42,922 So your friend wanted a hamburger, 1734 01:04:43,096 --> 01:04:44,619 he was taking him to Hamburg. 1735 01:04:44,793 --> 01:04:46,143 Oh. 1736 01:04:46,317 --> 01:04:47,361 But I told him to bring him back here. 1737 01:04:47,535 --> 01:04:48,754 Oh, for fuck sakes. 1738 01:04:48,928 --> 01:04:50,016 Well at least he hasn't been kidnapped. 1739 01:04:50,190 --> 01:04:51,583 No, at least not. 1740 01:04:51,757 --> 01:04:53,541 Oh, you know what? Fuck! Can you call him back? 1741 01:04:53,715 --> 01:04:55,979 'Cause knowin' Randy he'll ask him how to get a fuckin' hot dog 1742 01:04:56,153 --> 01:04:57,502 and they'll end up in Frankfurt. 1743 01:04:58,851 --> 01:05:00,374 - You know what I mean? - Yeah. 1744 01:05:00,548 --> 01:05:03,116 What in the serious fuck is going on here? 1745 01:05:03,290 --> 01:05:05,510 We're just doin' an interview with the newspaper. 1746 01:05:05,684 --> 01:05:07,904 Yeah? Our Interview! 1747 01:05:08,078 --> 01:05:09,818 What?! 1748 01:05:09,993 --> 01:05:12,125 Billy and the band have been waiting for 45 fuckin' minutes 1749 01:05:12,299 --> 01:05:13,953 downstairs to do their interview 1750 01:05:14,127 --> 01:05:15,259 and they're not fuckin' happy! 1751 01:05:15,433 --> 01:05:16,695 Well, we didn't know that! 1752 01:05:16,869 --> 01:05:18,088 I'm sorry. We just- 1753 01:05:18,262 --> 01:05:19,828 Strike two! 1754 01:05:21,830 --> 01:05:23,310 Sorry about that. 1755 01:05:24,616 --> 01:05:26,444 Oh my fuck! 1756 01:05:26,618 --> 01:05:28,533 Jesus he's intense! 1757 01:05:30,491 --> 01:05:32,145 Hitler? Really? 1758 01:05:32,319 --> 01:05:34,669 Well I was just sayin', you know, 1759 01:05:34,843 --> 01:05:36,584 he's not around anymore. 1760 01:05:37,846 --> 01:05:39,413 I don't believe. 1761 01:05:41,328 --> 01:05:42,982 Just imagine, boys, 1762 01:05:43,156 --> 01:05:45,593 like they would've walked down this exact same street 1763 01:05:45,767 --> 01:05:48,161 just like we're doing back in the day, you know? 1764 01:05:48,335 --> 01:05:49,902 Totally unaware they're about to become 1765 01:05:50,076 --> 01:05:51,643 the biggest band of all time. 1766 01:05:51,817 --> 01:05:54,080 What band are ya talkin' about, Bubs? 1767 01:05:54,254 --> 01:05:55,864 What band am I talkin' about? 1768 01:05:56,039 --> 01:05:57,954 Do you even know what fuckin' city we're in, Randy? 1769 01:05:58,128 --> 01:05:59,781 Yeah, we're in Liverpool. 1770 01:05:59,956 --> 01:06:01,522 Right, we're in Liverpool. 1771 01:06:01,696 --> 01:06:03,089 So who might I be talkin' about? 1772 01:06:03,263 --> 01:06:05,526 The biggest band of all time from Liverpool? 1773 01:06:05,700 --> 01:06:06,658 I don't know. 1774 01:06:06,832 --> 01:06:07,920 Elvis? 1775 01:06:08,442 --> 01:06:09,835 Elvis?! 1776 01:06:10,140 --> 01:06:12,533 Are you being fuckin' serious right now?! 1777 01:06:12,707 --> 01:06:14,492 Well what is this, a frigging trick question? 1778 01:06:14,666 --> 01:06:16,059 Can we get some pints? 1779 01:06:16,233 --> 01:06:17,538 - Let's get some pints from here. - Yeah. 1780 01:06:17,712 --> 01:06:20,324 Yes. We can get fuckin', let's have a pint, boys. 1781 01:06:20,498 --> 01:06:22,065 Let's get some pints. 1782 01:06:22,239 --> 01:06:23,936 You know Randy, you're actually fucked in the head, 1783 01:06:24,110 --> 01:06:25,807 - you know that?! - I'm not fucked. 1784 01:06:26,460 --> 01:06:28,114 Raymond's like on his fucking, you know, 1785 01:06:28,288 --> 01:06:30,943 deal like ranting about the whole fucking deal. 1786 01:06:31,378 --> 01:06:32,945 So anyway, he says, 1787 01:06:33,119 --> 01:06:34,947 but all of a sudden she, like, makes a squatter up 1788 01:06:35,121 --> 01:06:37,950 and fuckin' loads one out about, 1789 01:06:38,124 --> 01:06:39,430 about like that he said. 1790 01:06:39,604 --> 01:06:41,649 A fuckin' thing about like that, you know? 1791 01:06:41,823 --> 01:06:42,911 And Raymond's like real serious- 1792 01:06:43,086 --> 01:06:44,652 Hey, well look who's here. 1793 01:06:45,305 --> 01:06:46,393 What are you creeps doing? 1794 01:06:46,567 --> 01:06:48,134 Oh, hey! 1795 01:06:48,308 --> 01:06:49,744 Fellas, what's goin' on? 1796 01:06:49,918 --> 01:06:51,094 Hey boys, how you doin'? 1797 01:06:51,268 --> 01:06:52,225 What you been up to? 1798 01:06:52,399 --> 01:06:53,748 Oh, just, you know, 1799 01:06:53,922 --> 01:06:55,533 out walkin' around lookin' at the stuff. 1800 01:06:55,707 --> 01:06:58,101 Yeah. So you've been seeing the sites, go around, 1801 01:06:58,275 --> 01:06:59,754 take all the little touristy things and all that shit? 1802 01:06:59,928 --> 01:07:01,887 Not like the full tours but we're goin' up and down. 1803 01:07:02,061 --> 01:07:03,889 I mean, just bein' here is unbelievable. 1804 01:07:04,063 --> 01:07:06,065 This street right here is where she all went down. 1805 01:07:06,239 --> 01:07:07,458 A lot of history, dude. 1806 01:07:07,632 --> 01:07:08,807 A lot of history over there, yeah. 1807 01:07:09,547 --> 01:07:11,897 Holy frig! I just realized it's you! 1808 01:07:12,071 --> 01:07:14,726 Wow! You just put a pair of sunglasses on and a hat 1809 01:07:14,900 --> 01:07:16,075 and you could sit here drinking beer 1810 01:07:16,249 --> 01:07:17,033 and no one even recognizes ya! 1811 01:07:17,207 --> 01:07:18,512 Yeah, 'til now. 1812 01:07:18,686 --> 01:07:19,992 I mean, dude, come on. 1813 01:07:20,166 --> 01:07:21,167 What the fuck's wrong with your brain? 1814 01:07:21,341 --> 01:07:23,256 Randy, why would you say that? 1815 01:07:23,430 --> 01:07:25,476 What? I didn't say Billy Bob Thornton for frig sakes! 1816 01:07:25,650 --> 01:07:26,477 Jesus Christ! 1817 01:07:26,651 --> 01:07:27,782 Now you did. 1818 01:07:27,956 --> 01:07:29,306 What the fuck, eh? Holy crap it is! 1819 01:07:29,480 --> 01:07:30,524 - It's Billy Bob Thornton. - Yeah, right. 1820 01:07:30,698 --> 01:07:31,525 What the fuck, mate? 1821 01:07:31,699 --> 01:07:32,961 We're massive fans! 1822 01:07:33,136 --> 01:07:34,528 Do you mind if we get a photo? 1823 01:07:34,702 --> 01:07:35,877 - Sure, yeah. Whatever. - No photos right now! 1824 01:07:36,052 --> 01:07:37,183 - Go on, mate. Go on. - Not right now. 1825 01:07:37,357 --> 01:07:39,446 Jesus Christ! 1826 01:07:39,620 --> 01:07:42,101 Hey man, sorry, did I get ya? 1827 01:07:42,275 --> 01:07:43,624 Yeah, only on both legs that's all. 1828 01:07:43,798 --> 01:07:46,105 Hey, good? Go on, love. 1829 01:07:46,279 --> 01:07:48,325 Okay, okay. Excuse me. Excuse me. 1830 01:07:48,499 --> 01:07:50,153 Can I pay for another pint with us? 1831 01:07:50,327 --> 01:07:51,676 No, sorry. Hey, thanks a lot, bud. 1832 01:07:51,850 --> 01:07:54,374 Fuck. Well, I guess that's the end of that. 1833 01:07:54,548 --> 01:07:55,810 Thanks a lot. 1834 01:07:56,289 --> 01:07:59,075 Fuck! Why would you say his name? 1835 01:07:59,249 --> 01:08:01,033 They're trying to be incognito! 1836 01:08:01,642 --> 01:08:02,904 Frig sakes. 1837 01:08:03,079 --> 01:08:04,732 You just keep makin' it worse, Randy. 1838 01:08:04,906 --> 01:08:06,343 Every fuckin' day. 1839 01:08:07,213 --> 01:08:08,171 Oh my God. 1840 01:08:08,345 --> 01:08:10,347 One, two, three, four! 1841 01:08:10,521 --> 01:08:12,305 ♪ You're lookin' for some belly Work well don't be alarmed ♪ 1842 01:08:12,479 --> 01:08:15,656 ♪ I've got the friggin tools On the end of my arm ♪ 1843 01:08:15,830 --> 01:08:19,269 ♪ If you're feelin' low I'll Put my peanut in your jelly ♪ 1844 01:08:19,443 --> 01:08:23,142 ♪ No one's got yer back But who's got yer belly? Aha ♪ 1845 01:08:24,361 --> 01:08:26,014 I'm on it! 1846 01:08:26,189 --> 01:08:29,061 ♪ Well, people got milk And people got game ♪ 1847 01:08:29,235 --> 01:08:31,107 ♪ They're both refreshing ♪ 1848 01:08:31,281 --> 01:08:33,065 Fret, Randy! 1849 01:08:33,239 --> 01:08:35,067 ♪ When my baby gets my belly She sets me on fire ♪ 1850 01:08:35,241 --> 01:08:36,373 Frig! 1851 01:08:36,547 --> 01:08:38,375 ♪ It's 'cause there's ♪ 1852 01:08:38,549 --> 01:08:41,421 ♪ When I get your belly It's to show I care ♪ 1853 01:08:41,595 --> 01:08:44,816 The Boxmasters were created in a basement studio 1854 01:08:44,990 --> 01:08:48,254 32 miles from their spiritual home of Bellflower, California. 1855 01:08:48,428 --> 01:08:50,865 Somebody's got this friggen wire wrong! 1856 01:08:54,130 --> 01:08:55,914 They added guitarist Mike Butler 1857 01:08:56,088 --> 01:08:58,786 and this became the original line up of The Boxmasters. 1858 01:09:02,486 --> 01:09:05,097 It doesn't make any sense! 1859 01:09:05,271 --> 01:09:07,273 What the fuck are you doin', Randy? 1860 01:09:11,930 --> 01:09:13,714 ♪ No one's got yer back, but ♪ 1861 01:09:14,411 --> 01:09:16,413 Who's got yer belly? 1862 01:09:16,587 --> 01:09:23,028 ♪ Who's got yer belly? ♪ Come on, yeah 1863 01:09:28,338 --> 01:09:29,774 Thank you, guys! 1864 01:09:29,948 --> 01:09:31,428 Doesn't fucking matter! 1865 01:09:31,602 --> 01:09:33,473 Something goes wrong on that stage, 1866 01:09:33,647 --> 01:09:34,909 you come to me first! 1867 01:09:35,083 --> 01:09:36,694 I'm so sorry, Mr. Mayhue, I didn't know. 1868 01:09:36,868 --> 01:09:38,522 Not good enough! 1869 01:09:38,696 --> 01:09:39,958 If you don't know what the fuck you're doing up there, 1870 01:09:40,132 --> 01:09:42,090 stay the fuck off that stage. Period. 1871 01:09:42,265 --> 01:09:43,701 You sweaty little bitch! 1872 01:09:43,875 --> 01:09:46,182 Hey! Don't be fuckin' pushing my friends! 1873 01:09:46,356 --> 01:09:48,096 What are you gonna do, hit me? 1874 01:09:48,271 --> 01:09:49,968 I don't want to but if I have to, 1875 01:09:50,142 --> 01:09:51,535 I'll fucking crank ya one! 1876 01:09:51,709 --> 01:09:53,928 Well if you do it better be a fucking good one 1877 01:09:54,102 --> 01:09:57,193 'cause it's about ready to get fucking messy in here! 1878 01:09:57,367 --> 01:09:59,107 What are you gonna do?! 1879 01:09:59,282 --> 01:10:02,372 I just, I just don't want you pushing anybody that's all. 1880 01:10:02,546 --> 01:10:04,112 Yeah, that's what I thought. 1881 01:10:04,287 --> 01:10:06,811 Keep that little rollie pollie fucker on a tight leash! 1882 01:10:09,683 --> 01:10:11,511 Thanks for sticking up for me, Bubbles. 1883 01:10:11,685 --> 01:10:14,514 Randy, can we just stay out of his fuckin' way, please? 1884 01:10:14,688 --> 01:10:16,734 He's gonna fuckin' kill us! 1885 01:10:17,996 --> 01:10:19,563 Oh my God. 1886 01:10:19,737 --> 01:10:21,565 I don't even know why I'm blessing myself, 1887 01:10:21,739 --> 01:10:22,957 I don't believe in him. 1888 01:10:23,697 --> 01:10:26,744 I never thought I'd ever say this, 1889 01:10:27,353 --> 01:10:30,313 but I may not be cut out for being on the road. 1890 01:10:30,487 --> 01:10:35,187 It's just one fuckin' bullshit thing after another. 1891 01:10:35,361 --> 01:10:37,842 It's, it's fuckin' relentless. 1892 01:10:38,756 --> 01:10:39,757 Jesus Murphy. 1893 01:10:44,065 --> 01:10:45,371 I'm gonna have to, 1894 01:10:45,545 --> 01:10:47,243 I'm gonna have to call Julian. 1895 01:10:47,417 --> 01:10:49,680 I didn't want to do this, but I don't see any other way. 1896 01:10:53,423 --> 01:10:55,163 No man, that's-that's hallucinating, man. 1897 01:10:55,338 --> 01:10:56,991 - Is that-- - It's not real. 1898 01:10:57,165 --> 01:10:58,428 Oh, right. 'Cause I thought hallucinatin' was you see, 1899 01:10:58,602 --> 01:10:59,994 little-little fuckin' characters- 1900 01:11:00,168 --> 01:11:01,387 Whoa! 1901 01:11:02,432 --> 01:11:04,521 Holy fuck! It's Bubbles! 1902 01:11:04,695 --> 01:11:05,609 No way. 1903 01:11:05,783 --> 01:11:07,088 Hey buddy, how's it goin'? 1904 01:11:07,263 --> 01:11:08,960 Bubs, how's it goin', man? 1905 01:11:09,134 --> 01:11:10,222 We're fucked on mushrooms! 1906 01:11:10,396 --> 01:11:11,528 I wish you were here, buddy! 1907 01:11:11,702 --> 01:11:13,051 Fuck, I can't use my phone. Just- 1908 01:11:13,225 --> 01:11:14,705 Bubs! Bubs! 1909 01:11:15,271 --> 01:11:18,448 Julian, I think I might be comin' home early. 1910 01:11:19,753 --> 01:11:21,668 Bubs, what's wrong, man? What's goin' on? 1911 01:11:21,842 --> 01:11:22,930 You know what? You should! 1912 01:11:23,104 --> 01:11:24,454 Just quit! Fuck it, man! 1913 01:11:24,628 --> 01:11:25,890 I mean, you tried and you failed. 1914 01:11:26,064 --> 01:11:27,239 No big deal. Who cares?! 1915 01:11:27,413 --> 01:11:29,067 Everybody fails once in a while. 1916 01:11:29,241 --> 01:11:32,331 Well, I didn't fail. 1917 01:11:32,505 --> 01:11:34,115 I just, you know, 1918 01:11:34,290 --> 01:11:36,640 I'm having fuckin' trouble keepin' the band in line. 1919 01:11:36,814 --> 01:11:39,251 And we royally pissed off Billy Bob 1920 01:11:39,425 --> 01:11:41,601 and that fuckin' Mayhue guy. 1921 01:11:41,775 --> 01:11:43,168 Mayhue? 1922 01:11:43,342 --> 01:11:44,387 What the fuck is that asshole doin' there? 1923 01:11:44,561 --> 01:11:46,345 He works for The Boxmasters, 1924 01:11:46,519 --> 01:11:48,739 and he's way fuckin' crazier than he was before! 1925 01:11:48,913 --> 01:11:50,871 Boys, I'm just like, I miss my kitties 1926 01:11:51,045 --> 01:11:53,221 and I, I miss my shed. You know what I mean? 1927 01:11:53,396 --> 01:11:56,137 I'm a million miles away from home and I just, 1928 01:11:56,312 --> 01:11:58,662 I I feel like I'm all alone! 1929 01:11:58,836 --> 01:12:00,054 Well, you are! 1930 01:12:00,228 --> 01:12:01,795 Ricky! Listen, Bubs, 1931 01:12:01,969 --> 01:12:04,189 you're not a million miles away from home, okay? 1932 01:12:04,363 --> 01:12:06,713 You're literally a six hour flight away from us, okay? 1933 01:12:06,887 --> 01:12:08,062 That's not a big deal. 1934 01:12:08,236 --> 01:12:10,108 Just relax. Take a deep breath. 1935 01:12:10,282 --> 01:12:12,153 Would you fuck off?! 1936 01:12:12,328 --> 01:12:13,894 I'm on the other side of the goddamn fuckin' planet, Julian! 1937 01:12:14,068 --> 01:12:16,027 You're not on the other side of the planet. 1938 01:12:16,201 --> 01:12:18,116 Look up, look up globe and take a look at that, okay? 1939 01:12:18,290 --> 01:12:20,510 You're just across the fuckin' pond, Bubs, okay? 1940 01:12:20,684 --> 01:12:22,729 It's not that far. Ricky. 1941 01:12:23,251 --> 01:12:24,252 But, um, look, man, 1942 01:12:24,427 --> 01:12:25,993 if things got bad enough, 1943 01:12:26,167 --> 01:12:29,170 we would be over there in a second to get ya, okay? 1944 01:12:29,910 --> 01:12:31,390 Really? 1945 01:12:31,564 --> 01:12:33,610 Yeah, man. You just gotta relax, okay? 1946 01:12:33,784 --> 01:12:35,873 We'll see how you're feeling tomorrow, buddy. All right? 1947 01:12:36,047 --> 01:12:38,136 Okay? We got your back. 1948 01:12:38,528 --> 01:12:41,879 Okay, well, I do feel better hearin' your voices. 1949 01:12:42,053 --> 01:12:43,881 I'll try to hang in there till the end, okay? 1950 01:12:44,055 --> 01:12:45,361 Fuck that, man! 1951 01:12:45,535 --> 01:12:47,145 Just fuckin' quit and come home! Fuck it! 1952 01:12:47,319 --> 01:12:48,712 I mean, no one here's gonna call you a loser. 1953 01:12:48,886 --> 01:12:50,191 Hey, I'm not a quitter! 1954 01:12:50,366 --> 01:12:52,368 Ricky? What the fuck is your problem? 1955 01:12:53,107 --> 01:12:54,805 No, listen to me. 1956 01:12:54,979 --> 01:12:57,111 Okay, Bubs, you just got a few shows left, you got this. 1957 01:12:57,285 --> 01:12:58,243 You can do this! 1958 01:12:58,417 --> 01:12:59,897 You are the Bubba Lama. 1959 01:13:00,071 --> 01:13:02,334 We have your back. You got it? 1960 01:13:02,508 --> 01:13:04,031 Okay. I think I can probably do it. 1961 01:13:04,205 --> 01:13:05,032 Maybe. 1962 01:13:05,206 --> 01:13:06,512 I love you, guys. 1963 01:13:06,686 --> 01:13:07,513 Love you too, man. 1964 01:13:07,687 --> 01:13:08,732 Love you too, Bubbly! 1965 01:13:08,906 --> 01:13:10,081 - Bubble-loo! - Bubble-licious! 1966 01:13:10,255 --> 01:13:11,735 Bubble Lama Lama Lama! 1967 01:13:11,909 --> 01:13:13,519 Bubble Rama Rama! 1968 01:13:13,693 --> 01:13:14,651 Bubbinator! 1969 01:13:14,825 --> 01:13:16,043 Bubble Love Me Love Time! 1970 01:13:16,217 --> 01:13:17,175 - The Baconator! - The Bubble Baconator. 1971 01:13:17,349 --> 01:13:18,611 Those stoned bastards! 1972 01:13:18,785 --> 01:13:20,004 Oh my God. 1973 01:13:20,178 --> 01:13:22,049 They are right fuckin' out of 'er! 1974 01:13:22,223 --> 01:13:23,442 Right out of 'er! 1975 01:13:26,967 --> 01:13:28,360 This texture. 1976 01:13:28,795 --> 01:13:31,494 Stop fuckin' around my bar, man. 1977 01:13:32,582 --> 01:13:33,974 More mushrooms? 1978 01:13:34,497 --> 01:13:36,107 - Yes, please. - Okay. 1979 01:13:36,281 --> 01:13:39,371 ♪ I was feeling low ♪ 1980 01:13:39,980 --> 01:13:43,070 ♪ Drivin' extra slow ♪ 1981 01:13:43,244 --> 01:13:46,552 ♪ All alone, in a slump ♪ 1982 01:13:46,726 --> 01:13:50,338 ♪ Where the town Meets the dump... ♪ 1983 01:13:50,513 --> 01:13:52,079 This is very beautiful. 1984 01:13:52,253 --> 01:13:53,951 What is it? 1985 01:13:54,125 --> 01:13:55,779 Oh, it's a song I've been writing about a cat. 1986 01:13:55,953 --> 01:13:58,346 You know, it's about this trucker 1987 01:13:58,521 --> 01:14:01,959 that finds this old wizzled up kitty out by the dump, you know, 1988 01:14:02,133 --> 01:14:04,004 sort of left, left for dead. 1989 01:14:04,178 --> 01:14:06,659 But he takes him home and cleans him up 1990 01:14:06,833 --> 01:14:08,052 and they become the, you know, 1991 01:14:08,226 --> 01:14:09,662 best friends for years. 1992 01:14:09,836 --> 01:14:13,100 But then the kitty eventually dies, you know, 1993 01:14:13,274 --> 01:14:14,493 like they do and, you know, 1994 01:14:14,667 --> 01:14:16,190 and I think about, 1995 01:14:16,364 --> 01:14:18,366 I think about Vince the Pince when I sing it 1996 01:14:18,541 --> 01:14:19,672 and I get a little, 1997 01:14:19,846 --> 01:14:21,152 little choked up, you know? 1998 01:14:21,326 --> 01:14:23,415 His name was Vince the Prince? 1999 01:14:23,589 --> 01:14:26,374 No, Vince the Pince like a, like a pincher claw. 2000 01:14:26,549 --> 01:14:29,769 He had one paw and I mean, it just looked like a, 2001 01:14:29,943 --> 01:14:31,684 looked like a lobster claw. 2002 01:14:31,858 --> 01:14:35,253 It was all floppy and gorgeous little paw on him, you know? 2003 01:14:35,427 --> 01:14:38,038 And I feel like he's with me and I just, I miss him. 2004 01:14:38,212 --> 01:14:39,910 I miss him every day. 2005 01:14:41,564 --> 01:14:47,483 ♪ I wonder if he Misses me, I wonder ♪ 2006 01:14:49,876 --> 01:14:56,579 ♪ Who's gettin' His belly now? 2007 01:14:59,756 --> 01:15:01,845 Hope they got your favourite types of treats up there, 2008 01:15:02,019 --> 01:15:02,889 little buddy. 2009 01:15:04,151 --> 01:15:05,501 Hey buddy. 2010 01:15:06,197 --> 01:15:08,416 Man, that song is beautiful, bud. 2011 01:15:08,939 --> 01:15:10,375 You guys don't play that in the set. 2012 01:15:10,549 --> 01:15:11,811 What is that? 2013 01:15:11,985 --> 01:15:13,421 No, we don't, uh, 2014 01:15:13,596 --> 01:15:15,511 it's just one I wrote, you know, for myself. 2015 01:15:15,685 --> 01:15:17,077 I don't play it with the guys 2016 01:15:17,251 --> 01:15:18,296 'cause I don't know if anybody'd like it. 2017 01:15:18,470 --> 01:15:19,471 it doesn't really have a, 2018 01:15:19,645 --> 01:15:21,255 a hook to it or whatever, but... 2019 01:15:21,429 --> 01:15:22,256 It's fucking beautiful. 2020 01:15:22,430 --> 01:15:23,910 You ought to, man. 2021 01:15:24,084 --> 01:15:25,782 - Thank you. - Yeah. 2022 01:15:25,956 --> 01:15:28,306 How did you know we don't do it in the set? 2023 01:15:28,480 --> 01:15:30,700 Well, I watch you from backstage. 2024 01:15:31,265 --> 01:15:32,528 Why? You watch us play? 2025 01:15:32,702 --> 01:15:34,181 Well, fuck yeah. Every night. 2026 01:15:34,355 --> 01:15:36,096 I'm not a douchebag. I watch every show. Yeah. 2027 01:15:36,836 --> 01:15:38,272 My god. I didn't know that. 2028 01:15:38,446 --> 01:15:40,666 I mean, I, I watch you guys play every night. 2029 01:15:40,840 --> 01:15:41,798 You guys are unbelievable! 2030 01:15:41,972 --> 01:15:43,321 I appreciate it. 2031 01:15:43,495 --> 01:15:44,365 But yeah, that's a beautiful song, dude. 2032 01:15:44,540 --> 01:15:45,541 You have to do it, man. 2033 01:15:45,715 --> 01:15:47,412 Hmm. 2034 01:15:47,586 --> 01:15:50,023 Hey, listen, um, I'm going to talk to you a bit, alright? 2035 01:15:50,197 --> 01:15:51,677 Let's take a walk. 2036 01:15:52,591 --> 01:15:56,290 So, you're a sweet kid, I could tell that right away. 2037 01:15:56,464 --> 01:15:58,292 I mean, there's a certain innocence about you 2038 01:15:58,466 --> 01:15:59,729 that I just love. 2039 01:15:59,903 --> 01:16:01,948 And I know Tom is... 2040 01:16:02,122 --> 01:16:04,560 well, I know he gives you the corn, so. 2041 01:16:04,734 --> 01:16:06,126 - The corn? - Yeah, the corn. 2042 01:16:06,300 --> 01:16:08,172 He was shoving it up your ass a little bit. 2043 01:16:08,346 --> 01:16:09,956 You know, he's a bit too hard on you, buddy. 2044 01:16:10,130 --> 01:16:11,131 - You know he's a hard ass. - Huh? 2045 01:16:11,305 --> 01:16:12,916 You fucked my fuckin' dad! 2046 01:16:13,090 --> 01:16:14,526 Let me at the son of a bitch!! 2047 01:16:14,700 --> 01:16:15,614 Frig off, man! 2048 01:16:15,788 --> 01:16:16,746 What the fuck is goin' on?! 2049 01:16:16,920 --> 01:16:18,269 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! 2050 01:16:18,443 --> 01:16:19,792 This porky little bitch of yours banged my dad! 2051 01:16:19,966 --> 01:16:21,533 Danny! Look at me! Shut the fuck up! 2052 01:16:21,707 --> 01:16:22,490 What the fuck's going on here?! 2053 01:16:22,665 --> 01:16:23,970 He banged my dad! 2054 01:16:24,144 --> 01:16:25,363 - He banged your dad?! - Yeah! 2055 01:16:25,537 --> 01:16:26,320 Did you bang his fuckin' dad? 2056 01:16:26,494 --> 01:16:27,757 I didn't bang him! 2057 01:16:27,931 --> 01:16:29,106 Mayhue! Mayhue! Get the fuck out here! 2058 01:16:29,280 --> 01:16:30,150 What the fuck's going on here? 2059 01:16:30,324 --> 01:16:31,499 Give him the fuckin' corn. 2060 01:16:31,674 --> 01:16:32,936 I didn't bang him, he banged me! 2061 01:16:33,110 --> 01:16:34,720 No fucking banging anybody, girlfriends 2062 01:16:34,894 --> 01:16:36,069 - or their fuckin' dads. - Jesus Christ! 2063 01:16:36,243 --> 01:16:38,332 Oh my God. I'm sorry, everybody. 2064 01:16:38,506 --> 01:16:39,856 It's your last fucking warning! 2065 01:16:40,030 --> 01:16:41,727 - Oh my God! - Okay. So let's settle 2066 01:16:41,901 --> 01:16:42,902 the fuck down. 2067 01:16:43,076 --> 01:16:44,382 And you're a fuckin' pervert! 2068 01:16:44,556 --> 01:16:45,949 - Calm down! - Danny, stop it! 2069 01:16:46,123 --> 01:16:47,428 I'm sorry. 2070 01:16:47,603 --> 01:16:48,734 Come with me, buddy. Let's take a walk. 2071 01:16:48,908 --> 01:16:50,823 I'm sorry, Billy. Oh my god. 2072 01:16:50,997 --> 01:16:52,738 Your dad? He fucked? 2073 01:16:52,912 --> 01:16:54,479 He banged my fuckin' dad. 2074 01:16:54,653 --> 01:16:56,002 If you're gonna stare down the barrel 2075 01:16:56,176 --> 01:16:57,787 of another man's meat missile, 2076 01:16:57,961 --> 01:16:59,571 you better know who the fuck it is, 2077 01:16:59,745 --> 01:17:01,704 you sick motherfuckers! 2078 01:17:02,443 --> 01:17:03,531 Holy fuck! 2079 01:17:03,706 --> 01:17:05,403 I'm sorry, Mayhue. 2080 01:17:05,577 --> 01:17:06,709 Oh my fuck, Randy, what did you do?! 2081 01:17:06,883 --> 01:17:08,319 Are you fuckin' kidding me?! 2082 01:17:08,493 --> 01:17:09,712 I didn't know it was his dad! 2083 01:17:09,886 --> 01:17:11,365 I was just really horny, Bubs. 2084 01:17:11,539 --> 01:17:12,932 New rule! 2085 01:17:13,106 --> 01:17:16,240 You don't bang anybody, especially older men 2086 01:17:16,414 --> 01:17:17,763 where it could be his dad. 2087 01:17:17,937 --> 01:17:19,939 I like older men. 2088 01:17:20,113 --> 01:17:23,769 ♪ She said what are you doing For the rest of your life ♪ 2089 01:17:23,943 --> 01:17:27,512 ♪ I gotta know before I give you my hand ♪ 2090 01:17:27,686 --> 01:17:31,864 ♪ I said I'm only thinking 'Bout the rest of the night ♪ 2091 01:17:32,038 --> 01:17:35,868 ♪ And tonight I got A five beer plan ♪ 2092 01:17:36,216 --> 01:17:39,350 ♪ Tonight I've got A five beer plan ♪ 2093 01:17:39,524 --> 01:17:41,569 I'm sorry about that shit downstairs. 2094 01:17:49,447 --> 01:17:51,623 Keep our fuckin' eyes on these fuckin' creeps. 2095 01:17:51,797 --> 01:17:52,755 Yeah, I know. 2096 01:17:52,929 --> 01:17:54,495 Decent! 2097 01:17:55,758 --> 01:17:56,846 Thank you everybody! 2098 01:17:57,020 --> 01:17:58,674 Okay, we're gonna do a, 2099 01:17:58,848 --> 01:18:01,024 another little ditty about a kitty here. 2100 01:18:01,198 --> 01:18:03,330 This is a, uh... 2101 01:18:03,940 --> 01:18:05,550 Oh my fuck! 2102 01:18:05,724 --> 01:18:06,986 He's got a lot of cat songs, 2103 01:18:07,160 --> 01:18:08,771 - doesn't he? - Yeah. 2104 01:18:08,945 --> 01:18:12,296 This is no big deal, this is, uh-oh, ah, yeah, okay. 2105 01:18:12,470 --> 01:18:16,343 This is a song I wrote about a kitty that, that has... 2106 01:18:16,517 --> 01:18:18,171 Actually, know what? You know what? 2107 01:18:18,345 --> 01:18:19,433 No, we're done for the night, everybody. 2108 01:18:19,607 --> 01:18:20,696 Thanks for coming out. 2109 01:18:22,306 --> 01:18:23,873 Pack it up, boys! We're leaving. 2110 01:18:24,047 --> 01:18:25,048 What the fuck is that? 2111 01:18:25,222 --> 01:18:26,310 Nothing. 2112 01:18:26,484 --> 01:18:28,834 - Did you piss yourself? - No. 2113 01:18:29,008 --> 01:18:30,575 Give me that! 2114 01:18:30,749 --> 01:18:32,316 You fucking pissed your pants in the goddamn set! 2115 01:18:32,490 --> 01:18:33,752 No, I didn't, 2116 01:18:33,926 --> 01:18:34,622 I had a juice pack in my pocket. 2117 01:18:34,797 --> 01:18:35,928 It must have burst! 2118 01:18:36,102 --> 01:18:37,669 Jesus fucking Christ. 2119 01:18:37,843 --> 01:18:39,279 That's it! Your fucking done. You're off the tour. 2120 01:18:39,453 --> 01:18:40,585 Strike three! 2121 01:18:40,759 --> 01:18:41,499 Frig off you big bully. That's it! 2122 01:18:41,673 --> 01:18:43,153 Pants are comin' off! 2123 01:18:43,327 --> 01:18:44,458 Hey, fuck off, Butterball! I'll fight you too! 2124 01:18:44,632 --> 01:18:46,025 Leave him alone you fucking bully! 2125 01:18:46,765 --> 01:18:48,288 Errrrrrrrrrrrrr!!! 2126 01:18:50,813 --> 01:18:51,770 Bubs! 2127 01:18:51,944 --> 01:18:52,858 Back off! 2128 01:18:53,032 --> 01:18:54,164 What the frig? 2129 01:18:54,338 --> 01:18:56,644 Holy shit, that was straight 220! 2130 01:18:56,819 --> 01:18:57,907 Wake up. 2131 01:18:58,081 --> 01:18:58,995 Get him off my fucking stage! 2132 01:18:59,169 --> 01:19:01,911 Holy fuck, he shit himself! 2133 01:19:03,521 --> 01:19:04,652 Bubs wake up, buddy. 2134 01:19:04,827 --> 01:19:06,002 Fuckin' outta here. Fuck this. 2135 01:19:06,176 --> 01:19:08,308 Wake up, Bubs. Who's got yer belly? 2136 01:19:08,482 --> 01:19:10,223 I'm devastated. What can I say? 2137 01:19:10,397 --> 01:19:13,836 I mean, I embarrassed myself in front of all those people. 2138 01:19:14,010 --> 01:19:15,925 And Billy Bob hates me for sure. 2139 01:19:16,099 --> 01:19:17,883 So, I mean, it's just, it's awful. 2140 01:19:18,057 --> 01:19:19,537 I don't think he hates you, Bubbles. 2141 01:19:19,711 --> 01:19:21,757 I mean, everybody shits themselves. 2142 01:19:22,061 --> 01:19:24,977 Randy, I shit myself on his stage. 2143 01:19:25,151 --> 01:19:26,892 He's in the newspaper this morning. 2144 01:19:27,066 --> 01:19:28,676 They called them The Litterboxmasters 2145 01:19:28,851 --> 01:19:30,026 for Christ's sakes. 2146 01:19:30,200 --> 01:19:31,462 And they mentioned Billy by name 2147 01:19:31,636 --> 01:19:32,985 in conjunction with the incident. 2148 01:19:33,159 --> 01:19:35,640 Holy frig! You made the newspaper! 2149 01:19:37,511 --> 01:19:39,470 Ricky was right, you know that? 2150 01:19:39,644 --> 01:19:42,038 I mean, he said you're just a shitty band covered in shit 2151 01:19:42,212 --> 01:19:42,995 and that's what I've amounted to. 2152 01:19:43,169 --> 01:19:45,563 So, the dream's over. 2153 01:19:45,737 --> 01:19:48,174 The Shitrockers are no more? 2154 01:19:48,348 --> 01:19:50,350 Well, I can't imagine they're gonna 2155 01:19:50,524 --> 01:19:53,397 wanna continue back home after this fuckin' embarrassment! 2156 01:19:53,571 --> 01:19:55,225 You don't know that for sure, Bubs. 2157 01:19:55,399 --> 01:19:57,357 I mean, you know what? You paid for them to get home. 2158 01:19:57,531 --> 01:20:01,231 Yeah, with every fuckin' penny I had to my goddamn name. 2159 01:20:01,405 --> 01:20:03,450 I think you should call Julian. He could probably help us. 2160 01:20:03,624 --> 01:20:05,409 No, I'm not calling Julian. 2161 01:20:05,583 --> 01:20:07,977 Not calling him 'cause fuckin' Ricky will be there 2162 01:20:08,151 --> 01:20:10,283 and I don't need him saying 'atoadaso', 2163 01:20:10,457 --> 01:20:12,938 or whatever the fuck it is he says in these situations. 2164 01:20:13,112 --> 01:20:14,244 Not doin' it. 2165 01:20:14,418 --> 01:20:16,202 We're just gonna have to, you know, 2166 01:20:16,376 --> 01:20:18,814 be big boys and hitchhike. 2167 01:20:18,988 --> 01:20:20,337 We'll hitchhike to London, 2168 01:20:20,511 --> 01:20:22,643 maybe I'll play some songs along the way 2169 01:20:22,818 --> 01:20:24,515 and see if we can make enough money to stay alive. 2170 01:20:24,689 --> 01:20:27,126 Maybe get a plane ticket eventually. 2171 01:20:28,127 --> 01:20:31,087 You're gonna have to cut back on the eatin' though, Randy. 2172 01:20:31,957 --> 01:20:33,176 It's gonna be hard. 2173 01:20:33,350 --> 01:20:36,744 ♪ I was feeling low ♪ 2174 01:20:36,919 --> 01:20:38,050 ♪ Driving extra slow ♪ 2175 01:20:38,224 --> 01:20:39,573 Oh, nice, Randy. 2176 01:20:39,747 --> 01:20:40,748 Big enough? 2177 01:20:40,923 --> 01:20:42,315 And you spelled it right too. 2178 01:20:43,708 --> 01:20:45,797 They probably are looking at you going, 2179 01:20:45,971 --> 01:20:48,931 I don't want that stinky cocksucker in my truck. 2180 01:20:49,105 --> 01:20:50,933 What's in there? Did we make anything? 2181 01:20:51,107 --> 01:20:52,282 A little bit. 2182 01:20:53,936 --> 01:20:56,025 This guy's stopping, his blinkers' on. 2183 01:20:56,199 --> 01:20:57,548 Decent! Come on, Randy. 2184 01:20:57,722 --> 01:21:00,464 So you've been driving for a while or? 2185 01:21:02,292 --> 01:21:04,424 Have you been driving for a while? 2186 01:21:05,556 --> 01:21:07,340 Be on high alert. 2187 01:21:08,689 --> 01:21:10,517 Anywhere here is just fine. 2188 01:21:12,911 --> 01:21:14,521 - Frig. - Fuck! 2189 01:21:14,695 --> 01:21:17,002 That guy's definitely a serial killer! 2190 01:21:17,176 --> 01:21:18,047 Yeah. 2191 01:21:18,221 --> 01:21:19,962 John Wayne Gacy's cousin. 2192 01:21:21,137 --> 01:21:23,182 His Scottish cousin. 2193 01:21:23,661 --> 01:21:25,010 How much further to London? 2194 01:21:25,184 --> 01:21:28,187 Further, Randy, a lot fuckin' further. 2195 01:21:28,361 --> 01:21:30,842 Bubbles, this thing's 4,000 years old, 2196 01:21:31,016 --> 01:21:32,670 can't we just stop for a second? 2197 01:21:32,844 --> 01:21:34,933 Don't give a fuck, Randy. Gotta get to London. 2198 01:21:35,107 --> 01:21:37,414 Hey, Bubbles, look, shit! 2199 01:21:37,762 --> 01:21:40,504 Rockers. Get it?! 2200 01:21:41,157 --> 01:21:43,899 I'm gonna slap you in the tits in a minute, Randy. 2201 01:21:44,290 --> 01:21:46,205 This is fuckin' terrible! 2202 01:21:46,379 --> 01:21:47,946 Terrible! 2203 01:21:48,120 --> 01:21:50,427 Maybe hide your gut, it's probably scarin' people. 2204 01:21:50,601 --> 01:21:52,385 Put it over your belly. There you go. 2205 01:21:52,559 --> 01:21:54,083 That guy's pulling over! 2206 01:21:54,257 --> 01:21:55,736 Come on, Randy! 2207 01:21:56,650 --> 01:21:59,915 ♪ That marmalade nose ♪ 2208 01:22:00,089 --> 01:22:01,786 ♪ Loved me hard ♪ 2209 01:22:01,960 --> 01:22:03,353 What's the point, Randy? 2210 01:22:03,527 --> 01:22:05,833 Come on, Bubs. You gotta keep trying. 2211 01:22:06,312 --> 01:22:07,705 We gotta get home. 2212 01:22:07,879 --> 01:22:09,533 I don't think we're ever gonna get home, Randy. 2213 01:22:09,707 --> 01:22:11,752 I think this might be where we live now, bud. 2214 01:22:12,231 --> 01:22:13,929 I think we're from Blackpool now. 2215 01:22:14,103 --> 01:22:15,452 Come on. Keep trying. 2216 01:22:15,626 --> 01:22:17,019 Who's got yer belly? Who's got yer belly? 2217 01:22:17,193 --> 01:22:18,107 Cheer up, Bubs. 2218 01:22:18,281 --> 01:22:19,717 I got yer belly. 2219 01:22:19,891 --> 01:22:21,153 Who's got my belly, Randy? 2220 01:22:21,327 --> 01:22:22,850 My belly. 2221 01:22:25,070 --> 01:22:26,245 Come on. 2222 01:22:26,419 --> 01:22:27,725 I'll keep tryin'. 2223 01:22:27,899 --> 01:22:30,162 ♪ Whose getting His belly now ♪ 2224 01:22:35,776 --> 01:22:37,822 We got one, Randy. 2225 01:22:38,388 --> 01:22:39,737 How far are we going? 2226 01:22:39,911 --> 01:22:41,434 Right to London if we can. 2227 01:22:44,785 --> 01:22:46,439 It's friggen cold. 2228 01:22:47,440 --> 01:22:50,356 ♪ I'd have nothing to lose ♪ 2229 01:22:50,530 --> 01:22:55,666 ♪ Unless I lost you ♪ 2230 01:22:59,061 --> 01:23:01,411 Thank you. Thank you. 2231 01:23:01,977 --> 01:23:03,587 Holy fuck! 2232 01:23:03,761 --> 01:23:06,285 Oh, finally! Some warm air! 2233 01:23:06,459 --> 01:23:07,678 Holy frig! 2234 01:23:07,852 --> 01:23:08,940 I hope my nips go back. 2235 01:23:09,114 --> 01:23:10,681 They're like frozen erasers! 2236 01:23:10,855 --> 01:23:12,378 Well have you taken a look around, Randy? 2237 01:23:12,552 --> 01:23:13,858 Look at this place! 2238 01:23:14,250 --> 01:23:16,426 Keep your fuckin' head on a swivel around here. 2239 01:23:16,600 --> 01:23:18,297 Eyes open for stabbers. 2240 01:23:18,471 --> 01:23:19,820 For stabbers? 2241 01:23:19,995 --> 01:23:21,518 Are you still cold, buddy? 2242 01:23:21,692 --> 01:23:24,695 I'm not too bad right now, actually, you know, so. 2243 01:23:25,174 --> 01:23:27,132 Jesus Murphy! What was that? 2244 01:23:27,306 --> 01:23:29,787 Calm down! It was just a backfire, Bubs. 2245 01:23:29,961 --> 01:23:31,876 Okay, what are we gonna do here, Randy? 2246 01:23:32,050 --> 01:23:33,530 What are we gonna do? I'm freakin' out! 2247 01:23:33,704 --> 01:23:36,141 We should just get some food at a nice restaurant 2248 01:23:36,315 --> 01:23:37,795 and then we can think proper, Bubs. 2249 01:23:37,969 --> 01:23:39,318 - Some food?! - Yeah. 2250 01:23:39,492 --> 01:23:41,364 Are you outta yer mind, Randy? 2251 01:23:41,538 --> 01:23:45,542 We don't have money for food, that's every fuckin' dime. 2252 01:23:45,716 --> 01:23:46,934 Holy fuck! 2253 01:23:47,109 --> 01:23:49,372 - What the frig?! - We got robbed! 2254 01:23:49,546 --> 01:23:50,547 Frig off, buddy! 2255 01:23:50,721 --> 01:23:52,157 Oh my God. Okay. 2256 01:23:52,331 --> 01:23:54,377 I am officially freakin' out now, Randy. 2257 01:23:54,551 --> 01:23:56,857 Calm down, Bubs. Come, come, come here. 2258 01:23:57,032 --> 01:23:57,989 Get off the street. 2259 01:23:58,163 --> 01:23:59,425 Come on. Look, look. 2260 01:23:59,599 --> 01:24:00,731 Look at the shack. 2261 01:24:00,905 --> 01:24:02,385 It looks just like your shed, okay? 2262 01:24:02,559 --> 01:24:04,169 - Here, here, here. - Okay. Yes. 2263 01:24:04,343 --> 01:24:05,475 Go in there. 2264 01:24:05,649 --> 01:24:06,650 Yes. Maybe this will calm me down. 2265 01:24:06,824 --> 01:24:07,825 Get get warm in there, okay? 2266 01:24:07,999 --> 01:24:09,131 - Okay. - Alright, I got this. 2267 01:24:09,305 --> 01:24:10,393 - Don't worry, Bubs. - Small spaces. 2268 01:24:10,567 --> 01:24:13,048 - Small spaces. - Don't worry. Look. 2269 01:24:13,222 --> 01:24:14,788 Oh my God, Smokey. 2270 01:24:14,962 --> 01:24:17,182 You're not gonna do that are ya? 2271 01:24:17,356 --> 01:24:18,836 Gimme two hours. 2272 01:24:19,010 --> 01:24:20,794 I'm gonna suck and fuck us a couple plane tickets 2273 01:24:20,968 --> 01:24:22,318 back to Sunnyvale. 2274 01:24:22,492 --> 01:24:23,754 You stay here, okay? Get warm, alright? 2275 01:24:23,928 --> 01:24:25,190 Okay. 2276 01:24:25,756 --> 01:24:27,845 Suck with the wind, Randy! 2277 01:24:29,803 --> 01:24:30,935 You wanna party? 2278 01:24:31,109 --> 01:24:32,458 Fuck off! 2279 01:24:33,590 --> 01:24:34,678 Hey, you wanna party? 2280 01:24:34,852 --> 01:24:36,027 Go fuck yourself! 2281 01:24:36,201 --> 01:24:37,463 No. You know what? You know what? 2282 01:24:37,637 --> 01:24:38,682 Fuck this! 2283 01:24:47,647 --> 01:24:49,649 Hey, how's it going buddy? 2284 01:24:49,823 --> 01:24:51,390 Hey Bubs, miss ya brother! 2285 01:24:51,564 --> 01:24:52,957 Shit myself on stage... 2286 01:24:53,131 --> 01:24:53,914 Kicked off tour... 2287 01:24:54,089 --> 01:24:55,568 In London. Robbed! 2288 01:24:55,742 --> 01:24:57,048 No money. 2289 01:24:57,222 --> 01:25:00,356 Randy, suckin' and fuckin'! 2290 01:25:00,530 --> 01:25:01,748 Suckin' and fuckin'? 2291 01:25:01,922 --> 01:25:03,402 Bubs, you gotta calm down, man. 2292 01:25:03,576 --> 01:25:05,796 Take a deep breath. We can't understand you. 2293 01:25:06,579 --> 01:25:09,930 I am in London alone, Julian. 2294 01:25:10,105 --> 01:25:11,497 I'm abandoned. 2295 01:25:11,671 --> 01:25:14,283 I'm freaked out, and I need you to come get me. 2296 01:25:14,457 --> 01:25:16,111 I'm sorry, you gotta come right now. 2297 01:25:16,285 --> 01:25:17,286 Come get ya, man? 2298 01:25:17,460 --> 01:25:18,852 We can't come get ya, 2299 01:25:19,026 --> 01:25:20,071 you're on the other side of the fuckin' ocean! 2300 01:25:20,245 --> 01:25:21,159 What?! 2301 01:25:21,333 --> 01:25:22,769 You said you fuckin' could! 2302 01:25:22,943 --> 01:25:24,945 You said you'd be here in a matter of hours! 2303 01:25:25,120 --> 01:25:27,122 Bubs, we were trippin' out on mushrooms, man. 2304 01:25:27,296 --> 01:25:29,428 Yeah, we just said that to make you feel fuckin' better, man. 2305 01:25:29,602 --> 01:25:31,952 Oh my fuck! Okay! 2306 01:25:32,127 --> 01:25:34,520 I die in a phone booth in London! 2307 01:25:34,694 --> 01:25:37,132 This is how it ends for me right here, boys. 2308 01:25:37,306 --> 01:25:39,134 - This is it! - Alright, alright! 2309 01:25:39,308 --> 01:25:41,571 Just calm the fuck down, alright? 2310 01:25:41,745 --> 01:25:43,616 Do you see any street signs around ya? 2311 01:25:43,790 --> 01:25:48,360 Um, I think I'm at the corner of Brick Lane 2312 01:25:48,534 --> 01:25:50,797 and Brick Lane and somethin' or other. 2313 01:25:50,971 --> 01:25:52,364 Okay, I got it, man. 2314 01:25:52,538 --> 01:25:54,453 Do you see like any landmarks or anything? 2315 01:25:54,627 --> 01:25:59,110 There's a great big poster of like a scary, scary chicken 2316 01:25:59,284 --> 01:26:02,766 eatin' a fuckin' human eyeball, Julian. Okay. 2317 01:26:04,420 --> 01:26:05,725 Oh my God! 2318 01:26:05,899 --> 01:26:08,163 There's a sign that says Whitechapel! 2319 01:26:08,337 --> 01:26:11,296 I'm right where fuckin' Jack the Ripper lives, boys! 2320 01:26:11,470 --> 01:26:13,255 Jack The Ripper? Holy fuck, man. Run! 2321 01:26:13,429 --> 01:26:14,430 He's fuckin' crazy! 2322 01:26:14,604 --> 01:26:16,083 I saw a show on him. 2323 01:26:16,258 --> 01:26:17,955 He fuckin' guts people and then he ear fucks them! 2324 01:26:18,129 --> 01:26:20,087 Ricky, Ricky, would you shut up? 2325 01:26:20,262 --> 01:26:22,002 Just stay where you are right there, you'll be fine. Okay?! 2326 01:26:22,177 --> 01:26:24,091 We'll get there as fast as humanly possible. 2327 01:26:24,266 --> 01:26:26,529 Stay in the fuckin' phone booth. 2328 01:26:26,703 --> 01:26:29,184 Okay. Okay. Hurry, Julian. 2329 01:26:29,358 --> 01:26:30,533 Just fuckin' hurry. 2330 01:26:34,537 --> 01:26:36,321 I knew I never should have fuckin' let him go over there 2331 01:26:36,495 --> 01:26:38,105 on his own, man, I fuckin' knew it. 2332 01:26:38,280 --> 01:26:39,933 Go get packed. 2333 01:26:40,107 --> 01:26:42,893 How in the fuck are we gonna afford tickets to a plane? 2334 01:26:43,067 --> 01:26:44,503 Judy can hook us up. 2335 01:26:44,677 --> 01:26:46,462 Who in the fuck is Judy? 2336 01:26:46,636 --> 01:26:48,333 It's a stripper I'm bangin'. She works in an airline. 2337 01:26:48,507 --> 01:26:49,769 She's got these buddy pass things. 2338 01:26:49,943 --> 01:26:51,336 Said she'll hook me up anytime, man. 2339 01:26:51,510 --> 01:26:54,470 Alright, let's go get fucked up in London! 2340 01:26:58,909 --> 01:27:00,215 No big deal. 2341 01:27:40,124 --> 01:27:41,734 There's the chicken poster. 2342 01:27:41,908 --> 01:27:43,388 Holy fuck! 2343 01:27:45,172 --> 01:27:46,217 Bubs? 2344 01:27:46,391 --> 01:27:47,479 Fuck, he's dead! 2345 01:27:47,653 --> 01:27:49,176 He's not dead. Bubs! Come on! 2346 01:27:49,612 --> 01:27:50,961 Let's get you outta there, man. 2347 01:27:51,135 --> 01:27:52,223 - Julian! - It's us. 2348 01:27:52,397 --> 01:27:53,268 Thank fuck you're okay, man. 2349 01:27:53,442 --> 01:27:54,486 I was worried about ya. 2350 01:27:54,660 --> 01:27:56,271 - You're here! - Oh Jesus, Bubs. 2351 01:27:56,445 --> 01:27:56,793 You didn't run into that Jack The Ripper cocksucker, 2352 01:27:56,967 --> 01:27:57,446 did ya? 2353 01:27:57,620 --> 01:27:59,274 No. 2354 01:27:59,448 --> 01:28:00,710 Fuck, the way Julian was talkin' you're in a war zone. 2355 01:28:00,884 --> 01:28:02,712 It's actually really fuckin' cool here. 2356 01:28:02,886 --> 01:28:05,889 It's a lot scarier at night, boys, believe me. 2357 01:28:06,063 --> 01:28:07,673 Alright, let's get the fuck outta here. 2358 01:28:07,847 --> 01:28:08,848 Where's Randy? 2359 01:28:09,022 --> 01:28:11,068 Ah, I lost him. He he took off. 2360 01:28:11,242 --> 01:28:12,939 Oh, well. Too bad. Let's go. 2361 01:28:13,113 --> 01:28:16,291 No, we're not leaving Randy. He wouldn't leave me behind. 2362 01:28:16,465 --> 01:28:18,075 You just said he took off on ya. 2363 01:28:18,249 --> 01:28:19,990 No, Ricky. 2364 01:28:20,164 --> 01:28:23,123 He's gone with the hat and the glasses on trying to make money. 2365 01:28:23,298 --> 01:28:25,169 Randy's roamin' around here as Smokey right now? 2366 01:28:25,343 --> 01:28:27,258 Jack The Ripper's definitely gonna get his big, 2367 01:28:27,432 --> 01:28:29,216 long fuckin' meaty murder fingers inside of him. 2368 01:28:29,391 --> 01:28:30,653 Like deep. 2369 01:28:30,827 --> 01:28:32,481 He'll be fine. He'll make some money. 2370 01:28:32,655 --> 01:28:33,612 He'll come home when he wants to, all right, let's go. 2371 01:28:33,786 --> 01:28:35,832 No, it's not the way this works. 2372 01:28:36,006 --> 01:28:37,660 We're not leaving Randy behind. 2373 01:28:38,138 --> 01:28:39,836 Oh, Jesus Christ, Bubbles. 2374 01:28:41,141 --> 01:28:43,318 Alright, how the fuck do you propose we do that now, huh? 2375 01:28:47,539 --> 01:28:49,541 I don't think he coulda got too far, boys. 2376 01:28:49,715 --> 01:28:52,065 I mean, surely somebody will recognize him from these. 2377 01:28:52,239 --> 01:28:53,632 We'll stay one night, 2378 01:28:53,806 --> 01:28:54,633 but if we don't find him by the mornin', 2379 01:28:54,807 --> 01:28:55,765 we're the fuck outta here. 2380 01:28:55,939 --> 01:28:57,114 We're gonna find him, Julian. 2381 01:28:57,288 --> 01:28:58,550 If we're staying in London tonight, 2382 01:28:58,724 --> 01:28:59,943 we are definitely getting fucked up! 2383 01:29:00,117 --> 01:29:01,379 It'd be a shame to come all this way 2384 01:29:01,553 --> 01:29:03,207 and not sample the local drugs, boys. 2385 01:29:03,381 --> 01:29:04,469 Alright, let's get the rest of these fuckin' posters up. 2386 01:29:04,643 --> 01:29:05,992 And then can we find a fucking pub 2387 01:29:06,166 --> 01:29:07,429 where I can find some rum, please, huh? 2388 01:29:07,603 --> 01:29:08,908 - Yes! - Alright. 2389 01:29:09,082 --> 01:29:10,519 Fuckin' Randy. 2390 01:29:14,958 --> 01:29:16,394 Randy! 2391 01:29:16,742 --> 01:29:18,396 Who gives a fuck? 2392 01:29:18,570 --> 01:29:20,703 Like fuck him! 2393 01:29:20,877 --> 01:29:25,708 Hash, weed, mushrooms, anyone? 2394 01:29:25,882 --> 01:29:27,449 - You got hash? - Let's go up there. 2395 01:29:27,623 --> 01:29:29,102 - Any weed? Mushrooms? - Come on. Come on! 2396 01:29:29,276 --> 01:29:31,148 Does anybody in this fuckin' town have any hash? 2397 01:29:31,888 --> 01:29:33,237 Seen a guy, no shirt, 2398 01:29:33,411 --> 01:29:35,413 looks like a fuckin' gorilla walkin' around? 2399 01:29:35,587 --> 01:29:37,110 I haven't. Not around here. 2400 01:29:37,284 --> 01:29:38,851 Maybe over there. 2401 01:29:42,812 --> 01:29:45,597 Hey boys, I got a few more made. Okay. 2402 01:29:45,771 --> 01:29:48,818 The guy in there he said down here it's all burger shops. 2403 01:29:48,992 --> 01:29:50,167 Who gives a fuck? 2404 01:29:50,341 --> 01:29:51,124 Guarantee that's where he's gonna be. 2405 01:29:51,298 --> 01:29:52,517 This is fucked! 2406 01:29:52,691 --> 01:29:54,345 Well, Ricky, what the fuck do you... 2407 01:29:55,041 --> 01:29:56,478 Hang on. 2408 01:29:56,652 --> 01:29:58,131 It's an unknown number. 2409 01:29:58,305 --> 01:29:59,959 Well answer it. It could be fuckin' Randy. 2410 01:30:00,133 --> 01:30:01,221 Hello? 2411 01:30:01,396 --> 01:30:02,832 Hey Bubbles, it's Billy. 2412 01:30:03,006 --> 01:30:05,095 Billy? Hey, how you doin'? 2413 01:30:05,269 --> 01:30:06,749 Oh, I'm I'm good, buddy. 2414 01:30:06,923 --> 01:30:08,359 How did you get my number? 2415 01:30:08,533 --> 01:30:10,448 Well, I'm with your buddy, uh, Waylon, 2416 01:30:10,622 --> 01:30:12,581 your bass player, and he gave me your number. 2417 01:30:12,755 --> 01:30:14,104 Waylon? 2418 01:30:14,278 --> 01:30:15,584 Um, listen, I just wanna tell you something. 2419 01:30:15,758 --> 01:30:17,412 I'm really sorry the way this went down 2420 01:30:17,586 --> 01:30:19,936 and, uh, I miss your presence around here, buddy. 2421 01:30:20,110 --> 01:30:21,416 So where are ya? 2422 01:30:21,590 --> 01:30:23,243 I don't know. 2423 01:30:23,418 --> 01:30:25,898 I think down in the sort of the Jack The Ripper area. 2424 01:30:26,072 --> 01:30:27,552 Well, I'll tell ya, send me the address. 2425 01:30:27,726 --> 01:30:29,162 I'm gonna send a car for ya 2426 01:30:29,336 --> 01:30:30,381 'cause I gotta surprise. 2427 01:30:30,555 --> 01:30:32,252 We're at a real cool after-pary 2428 01:30:32,427 --> 01:30:34,167 and I wanna bring you to it, okay? 2429 01:30:34,341 --> 01:30:35,647 Yeah, okay. 2430 01:30:35,821 --> 01:30:37,083 Alright buddy, we'll see ya in a bit. 2431 01:30:37,257 --> 01:30:38,520 Okay, see ya Billy. 2432 01:30:38,694 --> 01:30:41,436 Boys, that was Billy Bob Thornton. 2433 01:30:41,610 --> 01:30:42,741 He's sending a fuckin' car for us. 2434 01:30:42,915 --> 01:30:44,221 - What? - Where the fuck we goin'? 2435 01:30:44,395 --> 01:30:46,397 My drink is officially flat. 2436 01:30:46,571 --> 01:30:49,139 I need some drugs or this trip has become a complete failure. 2437 01:30:49,313 --> 01:30:51,358 Well, he said it's a fuckin' party, boys, 2438 01:30:51,533 --> 01:30:53,099 I'm sure there's drugs and liquor in here. 2439 01:30:53,273 --> 01:30:54,492 Where the fuck are we, at The White House? 2440 01:30:54,666 --> 01:30:56,015 Wrong fuckin' country, Rick. 2441 01:30:56,189 --> 01:30:57,843 Okay, hang on. Just wait. 2442 01:30:58,583 --> 01:31:00,455 Oh my fuck, boys! 2443 01:31:01,586 --> 01:31:03,327 We're at Abbey Road! 2444 01:31:03,501 --> 01:31:04,589 Is that good? 2445 01:31:04,763 --> 01:31:06,765 This is the real Abbey Road! 2446 01:31:07,418 --> 01:31:09,028 I don't think I can do this! 2447 01:31:09,202 --> 01:31:11,509 What are you talkin' about? Yes you can, man! 2448 01:31:11,683 --> 01:31:13,642 There's definitely free booze in there, Bubs. 2449 01:31:14,338 --> 01:31:15,948 I'm gonna lose it, boys! 2450 01:31:16,122 --> 01:31:17,776 No. You know what? 2451 01:31:18,255 --> 01:31:19,561 Oh, Jesus Christ. 2452 01:31:19,735 --> 01:31:21,127 You're not pissin' yourself again, are ya? 2453 01:31:22,128 --> 01:31:23,129 Nope. 2454 01:31:25,088 --> 01:31:26,742 Not a chance, Ricky. 2455 01:31:27,482 --> 01:31:30,223 You know that collar I wear of Vince's on my wrist? 2456 01:31:30,397 --> 01:31:32,051 I'm wearing her somewhere else. 2457 01:31:32,225 --> 01:31:34,010 What? On your cock? 2458 01:31:34,184 --> 01:31:36,491 She's cinched down tight, baby. 2459 01:31:37,622 --> 01:31:38,928 Let's do this! 2460 01:31:39,494 --> 01:31:40,625 Let's do this. 2461 01:31:40,799 --> 01:31:42,627 Hey Bubbles! You made it, man. 2462 01:31:42,801 --> 01:31:43,802 Danny! 2463 01:31:43,976 --> 01:31:45,456 Who's this dick sandwich? 2464 01:31:45,630 --> 01:31:47,676 Ricky, that's him. 2465 01:31:47,850 --> 01:31:48,633 That's the guy? 2466 01:31:48,807 --> 01:31:50,287 Randy banged his dad? 2467 01:31:50,461 --> 01:31:52,594 Ricky! Keep your voice down. 2468 01:31:52,768 --> 01:31:54,770 It's a touchy subject. 2469 01:31:54,944 --> 01:31:56,119 Hey Danny, how's it goin'? 2470 01:31:56,293 --> 01:31:57,250 Good, man. How are you? 2471 01:31:57,424 --> 01:31:58,643 Good to see you. 2472 01:31:58,817 --> 01:32:00,384 - Going in here? - Yeah, in here, bud. 2473 01:32:00,558 --> 01:32:02,168 So you ready for this? 2474 01:32:04,736 --> 01:32:06,390 What the fuck is that smell? 2475 01:32:06,912 --> 01:32:08,261 Fuck, boys! 2476 01:32:09,306 --> 01:32:11,047 Abbey Road Studio 2! 2477 01:32:11,221 --> 01:32:14,398 ♪ I was born with this skill ♪ 2478 01:32:14,572 --> 01:32:15,747 Holy fuck! 2479 01:32:15,921 --> 01:32:17,662 - Ricky! - What? 2480 01:32:18,489 --> 01:32:20,317 Cheap Trick are sittin' right there. 2481 01:32:20,491 --> 01:32:21,666 Holy fuck! Oh my... 2482 01:32:21,840 --> 01:32:23,538 The first time I banged in my trunk 2483 01:32:23,712 --> 01:32:25,235 I was listening to your fuckin' fire song with the flame. 2484 01:32:25,409 --> 01:32:26,497 You guys are good! 2485 01:32:26,671 --> 01:32:28,325 There's the bar. Let's go. 2486 01:32:28,804 --> 01:32:30,806 Waylon, what are you doin' here? 2487 01:32:30,980 --> 01:32:32,155 I told you I was tight with Billy, man. 2488 01:32:32,329 --> 01:32:33,548 - I told ya. - Does nobody smell that? 2489 01:32:33,722 --> 01:32:34,723 I'll take ten double Rum & Cokes, 2490 01:32:34,897 --> 01:32:35,898 easy on the Coke though. 2491 01:32:36,072 --> 01:32:37,160 Real fuckin' easy, alright? 2492 01:32:37,334 --> 01:32:38,683 You guys gettin' something? 2493 01:32:38,857 --> 01:32:40,206 Yeah, shove the fuck over there, turtle tits. 2494 01:32:40,380 --> 01:32:41,991 What the fuck? Calm down, mate. 2495 01:32:42,165 --> 01:32:43,775 Why don't you go paint some cocks on telephone poles 2496 01:32:43,949 --> 01:32:45,908 before I shove a fork right through your fuckin' nose! 2497 01:32:46,082 --> 01:32:47,300 Bring it, pretty boy. Fuckin' bring it. 2498 01:32:47,474 --> 01:32:49,128 I'll fuckin' end ya, you little cunt. 2499 01:32:49,302 --> 01:32:50,086 - Oh, you're gonna end me? - I'll put both of you fuckin'-- 2500 01:32:50,260 --> 01:32:51,522 Hey, guys, what's up? 2501 01:32:51,696 --> 01:32:53,132 Hey, Bubbles, I'm glad you made it. 2502 01:32:53,306 --> 01:32:54,699 Thanks for thanks for bringing us in here, Billy. 2503 01:32:54,873 --> 01:32:56,179 This is unbelievable! 2504 01:32:56,353 --> 01:32:57,789 I know, it's pretty awesome, init? 2505 01:32:57,963 --> 01:32:58,790 This is my friend Martin, by the way, guys. 2506 01:32:58,964 --> 01:33:00,139 Yeah, Yeah, yeah. 2507 01:33:00,313 --> 01:33:01,227 I know who that is, Martin Freeman. 2508 01:33:01,401 --> 01:33:02,577 Okay. Come on. 2509 01:33:02,751 --> 01:33:04,317 I thought Morgan Freeman was black? 2510 01:33:04,491 --> 01:33:06,189 Not Morgan Freeman, Ricky. 2511 01:33:06,363 --> 01:33:07,930 Hey, listen, I want you to meet my buddies. 2512 01:33:08,104 --> 01:33:09,714 This is Bubbles, everybody. 2513 01:33:09,888 --> 01:33:11,237 Hey. 2514 01:33:11,411 --> 01:33:12,151 Hey, you're the guy who pissed himself. 2515 01:33:12,325 --> 01:33:14,284 No, he shit himself. 2516 01:33:14,458 --> 01:33:15,981 Yeah, well that was me but... 2517 01:33:16,155 --> 01:33:17,243 You shit yourself? 2518 01:33:17,417 --> 01:33:18,810 I did, Ricky! 2519 01:33:18,984 --> 01:33:20,856 It's amazing to meet ya! Look at this, boys. 2520 01:33:21,030 --> 01:33:22,509 Hey, it's no big deal, mate. 2521 01:33:22,684 --> 01:33:24,120 Thanks, Ronnie. 2522 01:33:24,947 --> 01:33:26,426 So yeah. Hey Mayhue, come here. 2523 01:33:26,601 --> 01:33:28,994 What did I say to say to him? 2524 01:33:29,168 --> 01:33:31,214 Hey, sorry for throwing you off the tour. 2525 01:33:31,388 --> 01:33:34,652 You're not the first band creep that piss and shit himself. 2526 01:33:34,826 --> 01:33:36,872 I guess everybody deserves a fourth chance. 2527 01:33:37,046 --> 01:33:38,569 I appreciate that. 2528 01:33:38,743 --> 01:33:39,614 Is that guy with his hairy ass hanging out, 2529 01:33:39,788 --> 01:33:40,876 is that Randy?! 2530 01:33:41,050 --> 01:33:42,138 That's what we've been smelling. 2531 01:33:42,312 --> 01:33:43,356 It's Randy's shit, boys. 2532 01:33:43,530 --> 01:33:44,531 ...dressed as a clown. 2533 01:33:44,706 --> 01:33:45,750 And then there's the Terminator, 2534 01:33:45,924 --> 01:33:46,969 and then a policeman. 2535 01:33:47,143 --> 01:33:47,883 Two shots, please. 2536 01:33:48,057 --> 01:33:48,797 One second, Billy. 2537 01:33:48,971 --> 01:33:50,233 Yeah, okay. 2538 01:33:50,929 --> 01:33:52,714 Oh, Bub's! Holy frig! How you doin'? 2539 01:33:52,888 --> 01:33:54,498 What the fuck are you doing here? 2540 01:33:54,672 --> 01:33:57,066 We wasted the entire day looking for your hairy ass! 2541 01:33:57,240 --> 01:33:58,241 What am I doing here? 2542 01:33:58,415 --> 01:33:59,416 What are you guys doin' here? 2543 01:33:59,590 --> 01:34:01,113 Excuse me, excuse me. 2544 01:34:01,287 --> 01:34:02,201 We came to save Bubbles 'cause you fuckin' abandoned him 2545 01:34:02,375 --> 01:34:03,899 by Jack The Ripper's house. 2546 01:34:04,073 --> 01:34:04,813 I should slap you tits right off you fuckin asshole! 2547 01:34:04,987 --> 01:34:06,336 Whoa! Hey, whoa, whoa! 2548 01:34:06,510 --> 01:34:07,990 Who are these ruffians, Randall? 2549 01:34:08,164 --> 01:34:10,166 These guys they're from Sunnyvale Trailer Park. 2550 01:34:10,340 --> 01:34:11,820 Sunnyvale what mm what? 2551 01:34:12,342 --> 01:34:14,997 The Randy that you thought you knew is dead now. 2552 01:34:15,171 --> 01:34:17,913 Randy has been reborn as Randall. 2553 01:34:18,087 --> 01:34:19,305 And he is mine. 2554 01:34:19,828 --> 01:34:21,003 Perfect. 2555 01:34:21,177 --> 01:34:23,614 Randall loves when I do whale songs 2556 01:34:23,788 --> 01:34:24,920 - in his ears. - Oh yeah. 2557 01:34:27,183 --> 01:34:28,924 We're getting along really good, guys. 2558 01:34:29,098 --> 01:34:32,275 He likes it when I blow on his little Jelly Tot nipples. 2559 01:34:36,192 --> 01:34:38,020 What kind of drugs are you guys on? 2560 01:34:38,716 --> 01:34:40,065 Three, two, one, boring! 2561 01:34:40,239 --> 01:34:42,851 Randy, let's go and play Space Invaders 2562 01:34:43,025 --> 01:34:45,027 on my vintage video console. 2563 01:34:45,201 --> 01:34:46,855 Okay. Don't leave without me, guys! 2564 01:34:47,029 --> 01:34:48,770 What the fuck just happened? 2565 01:34:50,336 --> 01:34:53,035 I don't know, Ricky, but I'm freakin' out like... 2566 01:34:53,731 --> 01:34:57,256 I'm in Studio 2, like, with these people in this building. 2567 01:34:57,430 --> 01:34:59,345 This is like a fuckin' dream, boys! 2568 01:34:59,519 --> 01:35:00,825 Must be a bad one, is it? 2569 01:35:00,999 --> 01:35:02,958 - What? - Well, you're cryin' and shit. 2570 01:35:03,132 --> 01:35:04,699 No, Ricky. 2571 01:35:04,873 --> 01:35:06,439 No, I'm not cryin' 'cause of that. 2572 01:35:06,613 --> 01:35:10,052 It's like, it's like we're on sacred ground, Ricky. 2573 01:35:10,226 --> 01:35:11,836 This is where the greatest music of all time 2574 01:35:12,010 --> 01:35:13,838 was recorded right here in my opinion. 2575 01:35:14,012 --> 01:35:15,710 Fuckin' Helix recorded here? 2576 01:35:16,188 --> 01:35:17,450 Not Helix, Ricky, 2577 01:35:17,624 --> 01:35:19,322 the greatest music of all time! 2578 01:35:19,496 --> 01:35:22,412 This is like, it's like being in a fuckin' fairytale! 2579 01:35:22,586 --> 01:35:23,543 You just don't get it, man. 2580 01:35:23,718 --> 01:35:24,544 Do you? 2581 01:35:24,719 --> 01:35:26,372 Well, yeah, kind of. 2582 01:35:26,546 --> 01:35:28,070 It just looks like a big dumb old room to me, I dunno. 2583 01:35:28,244 --> 01:35:29,506 It's not though, man. 2584 01:35:29,680 --> 01:35:31,508 I've always dreamt of recording here. 2585 01:35:31,682 --> 01:35:33,640 Like that's why I have Tabby Road Studios, 2586 01:35:33,815 --> 01:35:35,338 it's named after this. 2587 01:35:35,512 --> 01:35:37,427 Then you have to. You have to record a song here. 2588 01:35:37,601 --> 01:35:38,994 Oh yeah, Ricky, 2589 01:35:39,168 --> 01:35:41,344 I'd love to someday, if I can save up the money 2590 01:35:41,518 --> 01:35:43,172 and it's booked years in advance. 2591 01:35:43,346 --> 01:35:44,913 You can't just record here. 2592 01:35:45,087 --> 01:35:47,263 No, I mean, you need to record here right the fuck now! 2593 01:35:48,090 --> 01:35:49,047 What?! 2594 01:35:49,221 --> 01:35:50,135 Okay, strange things! 2595 01:35:50,309 --> 01:35:52,050 Fuck off! 2596 01:35:52,616 --> 01:35:54,183 Shut the fuck up! 2597 01:35:54,574 --> 01:35:56,794 Just fucking stop! 2598 01:35:56,968 --> 01:35:59,101 Okay. I need everybody here to shut the fuck up. 2599 01:35:59,275 --> 01:36:01,407 That's right, shut your big fuckin' fancy mouths. 2600 01:36:01,581 --> 01:36:03,235 Ricky, don't do this! 2601 01:36:03,409 --> 01:36:04,976 Bubs, I got this. 2602 01:36:05,150 --> 01:36:06,891 My name is Ricky, and you're gonna shut the fuck up 2603 01:36:07,065 --> 01:36:08,980 or I'm gonna start smashin' everything in this room 2604 01:36:09,154 --> 01:36:10,460 and I might even punch a couple people in the face 2605 01:36:10,634 --> 01:36:12,331 in the process. 2606 01:36:12,505 --> 01:36:13,855 You're definitely gettin' punched in the fuckin' face. 2607 01:36:14,029 --> 01:36:15,639 That's my best friend over there, Bubbles. 2608 01:36:15,813 --> 01:36:18,033 He's been kind of fucked around the last couple weeks. 2609 01:36:18,207 --> 01:36:19,512 He got kicked off a tour 2610 01:36:19,686 --> 01:36:20,687 'cause he couldn't help pissin' himself 2611 01:36:20,862 --> 01:36:22,211 in front of all the celebrities. 2612 01:36:22,385 --> 01:36:23,560 He's actually got a cat collar 2613 01:36:23,734 --> 01:36:24,866 cinching around his cock right now 2614 01:36:25,040 --> 01:36:26,258 so that he could come in here 2615 01:36:26,432 --> 01:36:27,216 and not piss all over you people. 2616 01:36:27,390 --> 01:36:28,739 Ricky, what the...? 2617 01:36:28,913 --> 01:36:31,263 Bubs, I said relax. I got this. 2618 01:36:31,437 --> 01:36:34,092 He's always dreamt of recordin' a song in here 2619 01:36:34,266 --> 01:36:35,877 and Bubs you're my best friend, buddy. 2620 01:36:36,051 --> 01:36:37,835 I love you, and I'm gonna make this happen for you. 2621 01:36:38,009 --> 01:36:39,271 Fuck. 2622 01:36:39,445 --> 01:36:40,403 Get up here, Bubs! 2623 01:36:40,969 --> 01:36:43,362 Ricky! Jesus Murphy! 2624 01:36:43,536 --> 01:36:45,712 Does anybody in here know how to work this recordie shit? 2625 01:36:45,887 --> 01:36:47,366 Put your hand up, please! 2626 01:36:48,498 --> 01:36:50,108 Mr. Burns? Okay. 2627 01:36:50,282 --> 01:36:52,763 Get the fuck up here, you scarf wearing old cunt. 2628 01:36:52,937 --> 01:36:55,592 I might be able to help you if you promise 2629 01:36:55,766 --> 01:36:58,073 not to smash the bloody place up. 2630 01:36:58,247 --> 01:36:59,596 So you know how to work this stuff? 2631 01:36:59,770 --> 01:37:00,945 I do. 2632 01:37:02,381 --> 01:37:04,166 Well let's get it going then, Dick Clamp. 2633 01:37:04,340 --> 01:37:05,645 All right. 2634 01:37:07,386 --> 01:37:08,605 There you go, mate. 2635 01:37:08,779 --> 01:37:10,085 Try this. 2636 01:37:10,259 --> 01:37:11,782 Alright. 2637 01:37:11,956 --> 01:37:13,479 Are you sure you know what the fuck you're doin'? 2638 01:37:13,653 --> 01:37:14,872 Like shouldn't he be singin' into the top of that? 2639 01:37:15,046 --> 01:37:16,918 - Ricky. Ricky. - Ah... 2640 01:37:17,092 --> 01:37:18,397 He knows what the fuck he's doin'. 2641 01:37:18,571 --> 01:37:20,138 It's Eddie Kramer. 2642 01:37:20,312 --> 01:37:21,923 He recorded fuckin' Jimi Hendrix and Led Zeppelin. 2643 01:37:22,097 --> 01:37:24,577 And The Rolling Stones and The Beatles. 2644 01:37:24,751 --> 01:37:26,579 Did you ever record Helix or Trooper? 2645 01:37:26,753 --> 01:37:27,972 Never. 2646 01:37:28,146 --> 01:37:29,147 Well, I'm not fuckin' impressed. 2647 01:37:29,321 --> 01:37:30,540 Ricky. 2648 01:37:30,714 --> 01:37:31,976 I'm sorry about that, Mr. Kramer. 2649 01:37:32,150 --> 01:37:33,717 I think your work's fantastic. 2650 01:37:33,891 --> 01:37:35,023 Thank you. 2651 01:37:35,937 --> 01:37:37,634 - Keep going. - Okay. 2652 01:37:37,808 --> 01:37:39,592 Look guys, I know this is a big ask, 2653 01:37:39,766 --> 01:37:41,507 but I mean, he's a sweet kid 2654 01:37:41,681 --> 01:37:43,640 and all he's ever wanted to do is have a song about cats. 2655 01:37:43,814 --> 01:37:45,381 - Really? - Yeah. 2656 01:37:45,555 --> 01:37:46,773 He's obsessed with cats. 2657 01:37:46,948 --> 01:37:48,079 The musical? 2658 01:37:48,253 --> 01:37:49,341 No, just fuckin' cats. 2659 01:37:49,515 --> 01:37:50,777 He's obsessed with 'em. 2660 01:37:50,952 --> 01:37:52,562 - Oh. - Yeah. One way or the other. 2661 01:37:52,736 --> 01:37:54,738 The point is, is you guys are here, 2662 01:37:54,912 --> 01:37:56,653 he's all nerved up and shit, you know? 2663 01:37:56,827 --> 01:37:59,047 So if you don't mind to lend a hand, 2664 01:37:59,221 --> 01:38:01,179 maybe encourage him a little bit. 2665 01:38:01,353 --> 01:38:03,573 - Yeah, yeah. Cool. - Alright? Cool. 2666 01:38:03,747 --> 01:38:05,444 Okay, thanks everybody for the, 2667 01:38:05,618 --> 01:38:06,881 for the being quiet stuff. 2668 01:38:07,055 --> 01:38:09,709 This is, this is unbelievable. 2669 01:38:09,884 --> 01:38:12,930 I'm gonna sing a song I wrote about the greatest thing 2670 01:38:13,104 --> 01:38:14,236 that's, that's ever lived. 2671 01:38:14,410 --> 01:38:15,977 This is a song called, 2672 01:38:16,151 --> 01:38:18,196 called "Kitties Are So Nice". 2673 01:38:18,370 --> 01:38:20,895 Right. Let's get this bloody show on the road, shall we. 2674 01:38:21,069 --> 01:38:22,766 Hang on a second. 2675 01:38:23,462 --> 01:38:25,334 Are you sure this is the song you wanna sing? 2676 01:38:25,508 --> 01:38:26,552 Are you positive? 2677 01:38:26,726 --> 01:38:28,554 I think so, shouldn't I? 2678 01:38:28,990 --> 01:38:31,253 Well, I don't know. It's your song, okay? 2679 01:38:31,427 --> 01:38:32,863 Okay. 2680 01:38:33,037 --> 01:38:34,212 You sing whatever the fuck you want to sing. 2681 01:38:34,386 --> 01:38:36,301 When you sing that thing backstage, 2682 01:38:36,649 --> 01:38:37,868 it moved me. 2683 01:38:38,042 --> 01:38:39,043 I swear to God, it moved me. 2684 01:38:39,217 --> 01:38:40,305 - Really? - Yes, it did. 2685 01:38:40,479 --> 01:38:41,916 Well, I mean, I have a song 2686 01:38:42,090 --> 01:38:44,005 that I've never played for anybody, ever. 2687 01:38:44,179 --> 01:38:45,876 And I mean, when I sing it, 2688 01:38:46,050 --> 01:38:48,313 it makes me cry 'cause it's about one of my old kitties, so. 2689 01:38:48,487 --> 01:38:50,098 Bubbles, listen to me. 2690 01:38:51,882 --> 01:38:55,059 When you sing from the heart, good things happen. 2691 01:38:59,237 --> 01:39:00,673 You got that, right? 2692 01:39:01,326 --> 01:39:04,416 - I I think so. - Okay, good. 2693 01:39:04,590 --> 01:39:06,157 Go get 'em, buddy. 2694 01:39:08,507 --> 01:39:09,944 Okay. 2695 01:39:10,248 --> 01:39:14,296 Okay, um, forget what I said before, everybody. 2696 01:39:14,470 --> 01:39:15,993 This is a song about, 2697 01:39:16,472 --> 01:39:18,648 about findin' the courage to, 2698 01:39:19,562 --> 01:39:21,390 to be your own person. 2699 01:39:22,608 --> 01:39:24,306 This is a song called, 2700 01:39:24,828 --> 01:39:27,309 "Standing On The Shoulders Of Kitties". 2701 01:39:29,572 --> 01:39:31,574 Whenever you're ready, mate. 2702 01:39:32,140 --> 01:39:33,532 Let's do it when you're comfortable. 2703 01:39:33,706 --> 01:39:35,012 Yep. 2704 01:39:51,246 --> 01:39:58,209 ♪ I was never picked to be the First one to play on the teams ♪ 2705 01:39:59,906 --> 01:40:07,044 ♪ Thinking that someday I'd Be cool was just a silly dream ♪ 2706 01:40:11,918 --> 01:40:19,448 ♪ I was always fine just living Letting time pass me by ♪ 2707 01:40:21,276 --> 01:40:24,931 ♪ But standing on the Shoulders of my kitties ♪ 2708 01:40:25,106 --> 01:40:28,022 ♪ I'm learning to fly ♪ 2709 01:40:29,327 --> 01:40:31,329 ♪ And I'll fly high ♪ 2710 01:40:32,026 --> 01:40:37,292 ♪ Cause kitties catch you When you fall ♪ 2711 01:40:37,466 --> 01:40:44,168 ♪ Kitties are the ones Who know it all ♪ 2712 01:40:44,342 --> 01:40:49,826 ♪ And kitties love you And they don't leave ♪ 2713 01:40:50,000 --> 01:40:54,787 ♪ Kitties are the Only thing that helps ♪ 2714 01:40:54,961 --> 01:40:59,923 ♪ When life gets so hard You can't breathe ♪ 2715 01:41:03,970 --> 01:41:06,060 Thank you. Thank you. 2716 01:41:08,497 --> 01:41:10,847 Okay. Okay. 2717 01:41:11,021 --> 01:41:13,806 Hey, buddy, that's a sweet little song, man. 2718 01:41:13,980 --> 01:41:15,199 That's really nice. 2719 01:41:15,373 --> 01:41:16,244 And you did it, you sang from your heart 2720 01:41:16,418 --> 01:41:17,593 The only thing is, 2721 01:41:17,767 --> 01:41:19,160 it's like a fucking minute long. 2722 01:41:19,334 --> 01:41:20,813 I mean, is there any more of it because... 2723 01:41:20,987 --> 01:41:22,728 Oh yeah, no, I gotta write more of it. 2724 01:41:22,902 --> 01:41:24,426 I didn't, I probably shoulda mentioned I only have a verse 2725 01:41:24,600 --> 01:41:26,123 - and a chorus. - Yeah. Yeah. 2726 01:41:26,297 --> 01:41:28,691 You need to do a whole song for all these people. 2727 01:41:28,865 --> 01:41:30,823 - Well, yeah, that... - Yeah. 2728 01:41:30,997 --> 01:41:32,782 So, uh, Ronnie, what's up, buddy? 2729 01:41:32,956 --> 01:41:36,786 Hey, you know it's a nice little song, but... 2730 01:41:36,960 --> 01:41:38,918 You know what I would do? 2731 01:41:39,093 --> 01:41:40,398 What? 2732 01:41:40,572 --> 01:41:42,052 Something like... 2733 01:41:42,226 --> 01:41:45,229 ♪ Sometimes when you're On your own ♪ 2734 01:41:45,403 --> 01:41:47,971 ♪ You really need a friend ♪ 2735 01:41:49,015 --> 01:41:53,846 ♪ Kitties know Just what to do ♪ 2736 01:41:54,020 --> 01:41:55,674 Yes! Yes! 2737 01:41:55,848 --> 01:41:59,025 ♪ Sometimes when you're On your own ♪ 2738 01:41:59,200 --> 01:42:02,333 ♪ And feel like It's the end ♪ 2739 01:42:03,334 --> 01:42:09,645 ♪ A kitty's love can Make things new ♪ 2740 01:42:09,819 --> 01:42:11,734 ♪ Don't cry ♪ 2741 01:42:11,908 --> 01:42:14,215 Yes! Decent! 2742 01:42:15,738 --> 01:42:18,219 That's... that's a song. 2743 01:42:18,393 --> 01:42:19,698 Come on. 2744 01:42:19,872 --> 01:42:22,353 Holy fuck, that's turnin' into a song! 2745 01:42:22,527 --> 01:42:24,138 Oh my God! 2746 01:42:32,624 --> 01:42:34,670 Yes! Yeah, that's nice that. 2747 01:42:34,844 --> 01:42:36,106 What? 2748 01:42:36,802 --> 01:42:39,544 Nice. Nice. 2749 01:42:40,241 --> 01:42:41,503 Fuck! Duff! That's Duff! 2750 01:42:41,677 --> 01:42:42,721 I know, right? That's him. 2751 01:42:42,895 --> 01:42:44,332 Ah! 2752 01:42:44,506 --> 01:42:46,682 I told ya man, they love ya, Bubbles. 2753 01:42:48,205 --> 01:42:50,599 Hey, maybe we could do like a big outro thing, 2754 01:42:50,773 --> 01:42:52,296 like get everybody singin', 2755 01:42:52,470 --> 01:42:55,169 maybe like "A Kitty's Love Is All It Takes." 2756 01:42:56,953 --> 01:42:59,216 Two, three, four! 2757 01:43:18,757 --> 01:43:20,672 Let's let's sing. 2758 01:43:22,326 --> 01:43:27,940 ♪ A kitty's love Is all it takes ♪ 2759 01:43:28,114 --> 01:43:31,944 ♪ La, la, la, la, la ♪ 2760 01:43:32,118 --> 01:43:33,685 Decent! 2761 01:43:33,859 --> 01:43:39,213 ♪ A kitty's love Is all it takes ♪ 2762 01:43:39,387 --> 01:43:42,955 ♪ La, la, la, la, la ♪ 2763 01:43:43,129 --> 01:43:44,696 Boys! Boys, come up! 2764 01:43:44,870 --> 01:43:50,746 ♪ A kitty's love Is all it takes ♪ 2765 01:43:50,920 --> 01:43:54,750 ♪ La, la, la, la, la ♪ 2766 01:43:56,665 --> 01:44:02,105 ♪ A kitty's love Is all it takes ♪ 2767 01:44:02,279 --> 01:44:04,673 ♪ La, la, la, la, la ♪ 2768 01:44:04,847 --> 01:44:06,501 Blah, blah, blah, yeah, Bubs? 2769 01:44:07,980 --> 01:44:13,464 ♪ A kitty's love Is all it takes ♪ 2770 01:44:13,638 --> 01:44:17,555 ♪ La, la, la, la, la ♪ 2771 01:44:17,729 --> 01:44:19,253 Woo! 2772 01:44:19,427 --> 01:44:25,041 ♪ A kitty's love Is all it takes ♪ 2773 01:44:25,215 --> 01:44:28,174 ♪ La, la, la, la, la ♪ 2774 01:44:28,349 --> 01:44:31,482 ♪ All you need is love From kitties! ♪ 2775 01:44:31,656 --> 01:44:36,313 ♪ A kitty's love Is all it takes ♪ 2776 01:44:36,487 --> 01:44:40,796 ♪ La, la, la, la, la ♪ 2777 01:44:42,580 --> 01:44:47,803 ♪ A kitty's love Is all it takes ♪ 2778 01:44:47,977 --> 01:44:51,459 ♪ La, la, la, la, la ♪ 2779 01:44:51,633 --> 01:44:53,548 ♪ A kitty's love Is all it takes ♪ 2780 01:44:53,722 --> 01:44:59,249 ♪ A kitty's love Is all it takes ♪ 2781 01:44:59,423 --> 01:45:03,122 ♪ La, la, la, la, la ♪ 2782 01:45:03,297 --> 01:45:05,037 Woo! Shit rocks! 2783 01:45:05,211 --> 01:45:10,826 ♪ A kitty's love Is all it takes ♪ 2784 01:45:11,000 --> 01:45:15,352 ♪ La, la, la, la, la ♪ 2785 01:45:17,876 --> 01:45:20,270 Holy fuck! 2786 01:45:25,188 --> 01:45:27,059 Decent! 2787 01:45:27,233 --> 01:45:30,846 Kitty! Kitty! 2788 01:45:32,630 --> 01:45:34,893 Ronnie, what did you think about tonight? 2789 01:45:35,067 --> 01:45:36,460 What'd ya think I thought? 2790 01:45:42,205 --> 01:45:43,685 I don't remember. 2791 01:45:44,599 --> 01:45:46,035 I don't remember. 2792 01:45:46,209 --> 01:45:49,299 Mr. Kramer, how do you feel about the sound? 2793 01:45:49,473 --> 01:45:51,040 Bloody marvelous. 2794 01:45:53,564 --> 01:45:56,654 Ah, that was a very weird thing. 2795 01:45:56,828 --> 01:45:57,916 I mean, I'm not quite sure 2796 01:45:58,090 --> 01:45:59,831 that they're, um, 2797 01:46:00,005 --> 01:46:01,311 meant to be here? 2798 01:46:01,485 --> 01:46:02,747 I don't mean in England, 2799 01:46:02,921 --> 01:46:04,445 I mean sort of out in the community. 2800 01:46:04,619 --> 01:46:05,576 But, so yeah, I, 2801 01:46:05,750 --> 01:46:07,056 I'm a bit confused by it. 2802 01:46:07,230 --> 01:46:09,101 I dunno how Billy knows 'em, but um... 2803 01:46:09,275 --> 01:46:10,189 Am I okay with Bubbles? 2804 01:46:10,364 --> 01:46:11,582 I love Bubbles. 2805 01:46:11,756 --> 01:46:13,584 I mean, he's, uh, 2806 01:46:13,758 --> 01:46:15,673 he can be a little fuckin' weird, 2807 01:46:15,847 --> 01:46:17,022 you know, but... 2808 01:46:17,196 --> 01:46:18,502 I mean, who's not? 2809 01:46:18,676 --> 01:46:19,503 It was fuckin' awesome. 2810 01:46:19,677 --> 01:46:21,070 And I feel great because 2811 01:46:21,244 --> 01:46:22,376 none of this would've happened without me. 2812 01:46:22,550 --> 01:46:23,725 What are ya talkin' about? 2813 01:46:23,899 --> 01:46:24,943 The only reason why we're here is-- 2814 01:46:25,117 --> 01:46:25,944 Because of my pot plant! 2815 01:46:26,118 --> 01:46:26,945 I am the manager. 2816 01:46:27,119 --> 01:46:27,946 That's why we're here. 2817 01:46:28,120 --> 01:46:29,252 I started this band! 2818 01:46:29,426 --> 01:46:30,645 Who's got a drink? Who doesn't? 2819 01:46:32,647 --> 01:46:34,170 They may have won the battle 2820 01:46:34,344 --> 01:46:37,347 by taking Randall back to Sunnyvale Trailer Park. 2821 01:46:37,521 --> 01:46:39,567 But I will win the war. 2822 01:46:39,741 --> 01:46:42,874 Randall, I'm coming for you, 2823 01:46:43,048 --> 01:46:45,486 my little Shnooky-kins. 2824 01:46:47,139 --> 01:46:48,967 You got Ronnie Wood, 2825 01:46:49,141 --> 01:46:51,187 you got Rick Nielsen, 2826 01:46:51,361 --> 01:46:53,363 Billy Bob Thornton, 2827 01:46:53,537 --> 01:46:54,799 but you got Bubbles too. 2828 01:46:54,973 --> 01:46:56,540 Bubbles. I mean, Bubbles. 2829 01:46:56,714 --> 01:46:57,715 Oh, I mean, 2830 01:46:57,889 --> 01:46:59,151 if somebody told me fuckin', 2831 01:46:59,325 --> 01:47:00,544 you know, 2832 01:47:00,718 --> 01:47:02,807 30 years ago that I was gonna be 2833 01:47:02,981 --> 01:47:04,983 in Abbey Road with all these people 2834 01:47:05,157 --> 01:47:06,594 and you know, 2835 01:47:06,768 --> 01:47:07,943 playin' this song 2836 01:47:08,117 --> 01:47:09,161 and they're all helping me out, 2837 01:47:09,335 --> 01:47:10,598 I would've fuckin' said 2838 01:47:10,772 --> 01:47:12,338 "Suck my nuts from Sunday to Monday 2839 01:47:12,513 --> 01:47:13,514 'cause it's not true." 2840 01:47:13,688 --> 01:47:15,124 And it happened! 2841 01:47:15,298 --> 01:47:16,995 It fuckin' happened here tonight 2842 01:47:17,169 --> 01:47:18,780 at Abbey Road. Unbelievable! 2843 01:47:18,954 --> 01:47:20,912 ♪ ["Kitties are So Nice" 2844 01:47:21,086 --> 01:47:22,653 by Bubbles and The Shitrockers] ♪ 2845 01:47:22,827 --> 01:47:25,961 ♪ Every day, I thank the Lord ♪ 2846 01:47:26,135 --> 01:47:28,877 ♪ And maybe Jesus as well ♪ 2847 01:47:31,183 --> 01:47:36,841 ♪ For helping me turn my shed into a kitty cat hotel ♪ 2848 01:47:52,422 --> 01:47:54,380 ♪ Kitties are so nice ♪ 2849 01:47:56,426 --> 01:47:58,036 ♪ Kitties are so nice ♪ 2850 01:48:00,212 --> 01:48:03,520 ♪ Get them down Spin them round ♪ 2851 01:48:03,694 --> 01:48:07,350 ♪ Tickle their bellies Not once but twice ♪ 2852 01:48:07,524 --> 01:48:12,181 ♪ Kitties kitties ♪ 2853 01:48:15,924 --> 01:48:21,669 ♪ Kitties are so nice ♪ 2854 01:48:23,584 --> 01:48:25,324 Fuck, I love kitties. 2855 01:48:29,328 --> 01:48:30,982 ♪ ["The Wrong Week to Quit Drinking" 2856 01:48:31,156 --> 01:48:33,158 by Bubbles and The Shitrockers] ♪ 2857 01:48:42,646 --> 01:48:46,563 ♪ Well I had me a lady But she done took off ♪ 2858 01:48:46,737 --> 01:48:49,784 ♪ My cigarette pack is empty But she left me her cough ♪ 2859 01:48:49,958 --> 01:48:53,831 ♪ I ain't showered in days People say I'm stinkin' ♪ 2860 01:48:54,005 --> 01:48:58,923 ♪ I sure picked the wrong week To quit drinkin' ♪ 2861 01:49:04,276 --> 01:49:07,236 Step right into the saloon, ma'am. Watch your step 2862 01:49:08,629 --> 01:49:10,369 Hot Country 103.5. 2863 01:49:10,544 --> 01:49:12,589 Richie Spinz with the afternoon goons. 2864 01:49:12,763 --> 01:49:14,809 We're back! Okay hotshots, 2865 01:49:14,983 --> 01:49:17,246 I'm gonna get real with you for one moment. 2866 01:49:17,768 --> 01:49:19,901 If there's a single word that describes 2867 01:49:20,075 --> 01:49:23,208 the Richie Spinz philosophy, it's integrity. 2868 01:49:23,382 --> 01:49:25,384 And that's how I knew the moment Bubbles walked into my life 2869 01:49:25,559 --> 01:49:27,082 the kid had hit written all over him. 2870 01:49:27,256 --> 01:49:28,605 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. That's not how I remember it. 2871 01:49:28,779 --> 01:49:30,433 You are rewriting history here, Richie. 2872 01:49:30,607 --> 01:49:32,478 Was I or was I not the first DJ 2873 01:49:32,653 --> 01:49:34,263 to play Bubbles for the first time? 2874 01:49:34,437 --> 01:49:36,091 - First time any DJ played Bubbles-- - That's selective memory. 2875 01:49:36,265 --> 01:49:37,832 Case closed! Fake news! 2876 01:49:38,310 --> 01:49:41,836 Alright, from Tabby Road to Abbey Road, 2877 01:49:42,010 --> 01:49:44,099 "Standing On The Shoulders Of Kitties", 2878 01:49:44,273 --> 01:49:45,709 number one with a bullet! 2879 01:49:46,405 --> 01:49:47,624 by Bubbles! 2880 01:49:50,540 --> 01:49:51,889 Lay off the cocaine, buddy. 2881 01:49:52,063 --> 01:49:53,195 Boom goes the dynamite! 2882 01:49:53,369 --> 01:49:54,718 Richie, you need help. 2883 01:49:54,892 --> 01:49:55,763 I know. 2884 01:50:17,567 --> 01:50:19,787 Fuck! 2885 01:50:19,961 --> 01:50:21,484 - Oh fuck! - What the fuck? 2886 01:50:21,658 --> 01:50:23,138 Fuck! Fuck! 2887 01:50:23,312 --> 01:50:24,705 Jesus Christ! 197957