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♪ DEMONS COME FROM EVERY SIDE ♪
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♪ IN THE DARKNESS
IS THE LIGHT ♪
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♪ OUT OF THE SHADOWS
OF MY LIFE ♪
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♪ IN THE DARKNESS
IS THE LIGHT ♪
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♪ IN THE DARKNESS IS THE LIGHT ♪
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♪ SURRENDER WILL WIN THE FIGHT ♪
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♪ THIS GIRL'S WALKED
ON FIRE AND ICE ♪
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♪ BUT I COME OUT
ON THE OTHER SIDE OF PARADISE ♪
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♪ PARADISE ♪♪
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ALL THROUGH HISTORY,
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PEOPLE HAVE CLAIMED
TO HAVE SUPERNATURAL POWERS.
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WITCHES CASTING SPELLS,
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SORCERERS
CONJURING UP CREATURES.
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WERE THEY ALL FAKERS,
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OR WERE SOME OF THEM
THE REAL DEAL?
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AND IF THEY REALLY WERE TAPPING
INTO SOMETHING, WHAT WAS IT?
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I MEAN, WE USE THE WORD "MAGIC,"
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BUT WHAT IS MAGIC?
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IS IT JUST SOME FORCE,
LIKE ELECTRICITY,
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THAT MAKES THINGS HAPPEN?
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OR IS IT SOMETHING ELSE,
SOMETHING ALIVE,
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SOMETHING THAT MIGHT HAVE
A MIND OF ITS OWN?
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OKAY,
I'M GOING TO GO TO THE CLUB
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AND MAKE SURE THE AMPS
ARE UP TO SPEC.
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I'LL PICK YOU GUYS UP
BEFORE THE SOUND CHECK.
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NOW, YOU SURE
YOU DON'T MIND
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ME TAKING A FEW
HOURS OFF?
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I NEVER GET TO
BOSS AROUND ROADIES.
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IT'LL BE GOOD
FOR MY EGO.
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SEE YA, IRENE.
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DRIVE SAFELY.
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'BYE, HONEY.
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COME ON, GUYS,
10 MINUTES TILL CURTAIN.
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LET'S GO FIND MELINDA.
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EXCUSE ME, I'M LOOKING
FOR MY SISTER-IN-LAW,
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MELINDA CAMPBELL?
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DO YOU KNOW WHERE
THE DRESSING ROOMS ARE?
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I GUESS YOU'RE REALLY BUSY
RIGHT NOW.
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DUDE, STELLAR OUTFIT.
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DAD, I GOT TO
HAND IT TO YOU.
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THIS IS
DEFINITELY THE WAY
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TO GO WITH TEACHING
US CULTURE AND STUFF.
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SEEING MacBETH
PERFORMED LIVE
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IS GOING TO BE
WAY BETTER
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THAN READING IT,
YOU KNOW?
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ACTUALLY, IT'S A
DRESS REHEARSAL.
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THE PERFORMANCE
IS TONIGHT.
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AND YOU DID
READ IT, RIGHT?
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OH, TOTALLY.
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I READ IT FROM
COVER TO COVER.
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THE COVERS WERE
ALL YOU READ.
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SHUT UP, JACK.
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CLU, MacBETH IS, LIKE,
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ONE OF THE COOLEST
SHAKESPEARE PLAYS.
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THEY SAY IT'S CURSED,
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AND ALL KINDS OF BAD THINGS
WILL HAPPEN
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IF YOU SAY THE NAME OF THE PLAY
OUT LOUD.
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LIKE YOU JUST DID?
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SHE'S GOT TO BE
AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE.
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I WOULDN'T WORRY ABOUT IT
TOO MUCH, MOM.
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WE STAND HERE,
AND THEY'LL FIND FI.
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WHO WILL?
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M AND M.
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M AND M?
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COME ON, SHE'S HERE!
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[ TALKING AT THE SAME TIME ]
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...WAITING ALL DAY,
AND MOM SAID YOU WERE COMING...
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...I CAN SIT ON THE LEFT,
MIRANDA CAN SIT ON THE RIGHT.
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UH, HI, MAGGIE.
HI, MIRANDA.
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WE JUST SURFED
YOUR WEBSITE...
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LIFE IS SO WEIRD.
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I BELIEVE IN GHOSTS.
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THEY'RE NOT SCARY!
THEY JUST WANT HELP!
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AND ALIENS
AREN'T MEAN...
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THEY'RE LOST,
LOOKING FOR HOME.
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DON'T YOU THINK?
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I GUESS...
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COME ON, MOM'S WAITING.
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YEAH, COME ON.
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AUNT MELINDA'S KIDS,
THE TWIN TORNADOS.
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THEY LIKE FI.
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GUESS SO.
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MOM! MOM!
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SHE'S HERE!
SHE'S HERE!
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MOLLY!
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OH, SWEETIE,
IT'S SO GOOD TO SEE YOU.
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FI, I KNEW THE GIRLS
WOULD FIND YOU.
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YOU'RE SO BEAUTIFUL.
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OH, MY GOSH.
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OH, JACK...
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GIVE AN OLD WITCH A HUG,
YOU HANDSOME DEVIL.
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HI, AUNT MELINDA.
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THIS IS NED BELL,
AND HIS SON, CLU.
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IT'S GREAT TO
FINALLY MEET YOU.
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HEY, YOU ROADIED
FOR MOLLY AND RICK
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BACK IN THE PHILLIPS-KANE BAND
DAYS, RIGHT?
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MY WIFE AND I,
WE'RE LIKE BARNACLES.
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WE ATTACH OURSELVES
TO GREAT TALENT.
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HEY, YOU'RE ONE OF
THE WEIRD SISTERS, RIGHT?
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I READ THAT ON THE BACK COVER.
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I'M THE HEAD WITCH,
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AND WE'RE GOING ON
IN ABOUT FIVE MINUTES,
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SO I'VE GOT TO GET
ONTO MY BROOMSTICK.
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RON IS OUT OF TOWN
ON BUSINESS,
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AND HE IS REALLY SORRY
THAT HE MISSED YOU GUYS,
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BUT THE GIRLS WILL SHOW
YOU WHERE TO SIT.
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THEY'VE BEEN TO SO MANY
DRESS REHEARSALS,
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THEY'RE PRACTICALLY
USHERS.
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WE CAN SHOW YOU
WHERE THE SEATS ARE,
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'CAUSE WE'VE BEEN
HERE A MILLION TIMES
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AND I'M GOING
TO SIT ON THE RIGHT...
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ROUND ABOUT THE CAULDRON GO,
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IN THE POISON'D ENTRAILS THROW.
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FILLET OF A FENNY SNAKE
IN THE CAULDRON BOIL AND BAKE.
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EYE OF NEWT AND TOE OF FROG
WOOL OF BAT AND TONGUE OF DOG...
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SEE THAT BOOK
MOM'S HOLDING?
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YEAH, I SAW IT
EARLIER.
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IT'S A REAL BOOK
OF MAGIC SPELLS.
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MOM TOLD US SO.
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HEY,
DID I EVER TELL YOU GUYS
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THAT WITCHES
RUN IN MY FAMILY?
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FIONA.
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WELL, THAT'S WHAT
GRAMMA KATHLEEN SAYS.
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THE ONLY THING THAT
RUNS IN OUR FAMILY
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IS NOSES.
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WATCH YOUR MOM.
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...TOAD THAT UNDER
THE COLD STONE
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DAYS AND NIGHTS HAS 31
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SWELTERED VENOM SLEEPING GOT,
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BOIL THOU FIRST
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I' TH' CHARMED POT!
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DOUBLE, DOUBLE,
TOIL AND TROUBLE.
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FIRE BURN AND CAULDRON BUBBLE.
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MELINDA?
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MELINDA,
YOU WERE TERRIFIC.
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OH, THANK YOU.
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BRAVA.
A TRULY FINE PERFORMANCE.
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WELL, I GUESS I'M
NATURALLY SPOOKY.
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THAT WAS SO COOL.
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YOU THINK THEY WERE USING
REAL SWORDS?
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NO, MAN, THEY'RE
ALL FAKE.
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DAD WORKED ON THE
KISS REUNION TOUR.
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THEY HAD A BUNCH
OF THAT STUFF.
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I WANT TO KNOW WHERE
THAT GHOST GUY CAME FROM.
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YES!
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HEY, HEY, GUYS.
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THIS ISN'T
A PLAYGROUND HERE.
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GINA, GINA...
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COULD YOU TAKE THE BOYS
DOWN UNDER THE STAGE?
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THAT'S WHERE WE DO
ALL OF OUR STAGECRAFT.
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GINA WILL SHOW YOU SOME TRICKS.
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SCORE!
ALL RIGHT!
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HEY...CAN I COME TOO?
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NOW, COME DOWNSTAIRS
TO THE DRESSING ROOMS WITH ME
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AND JUST TELL ME
HOW BRILLIANT I WAS.
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I DON'T GET ENOUGH OF THAT
AROUND THE HOUSE, OKAY?
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AND GIRLS, YOU CAN STAY UP HERE,
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BUT DO NOT GET UNDERFOOT,
ALL RIGHT?
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OKAY, MOM.
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WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING?
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YOU'RE A WITCH,
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SO YOU SHOULD
WEAR WITCH STUFF.
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I WISH
WE COULD BE WITCHES, TOO.
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BUT WE CAN'T, 'CAUSE
WE'RE ONLY COUSINS,
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AND NOT SISTERS.
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YOU KNOW, WITCHCRAFT IS
A VERY MYSTERIOUS THING.
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IT MIGHT WORK FOR COUSINS, TOO.
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YOU THINK?
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SILLY, SHE KNOWS.
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WE COULD BE ALL WITCHES.
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WE COULD
BE REAL LIVE
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WEIRD SISTERS.
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THANK YOU, FI!
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THAT'S THE MAGIC BOOK.
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IT'S GOT A REALLY NEAT DRAGON
ON THE COVER, SEE?
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AND REAL MAGIC SPELLS INSIDE.
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WHERE'D AUNT MELINDA
GET THIS THING, ANYWAY?
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OUT OF OUR ATTIC,
I THINK.
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YOU KNOW,
I THINK THIS IS GAELIC.
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MY GRAMMA KATHLEEN
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TRIED TO TEACH ME SOME
WHEN I WAS IN PHILLY.
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TALK ABOUT
WEIRD SISTERS.
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THEY DON'T GET ANY WEIRDER
THAN YOU GUYS.
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DON'T COME NEAR ME, JACK,
OR I'LL TURN YOU INTO A FROG.
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OH NO, DON'T DO THAT!
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DO IT. DO IT.
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CAN YOU?
DO YOU THINK?
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SHOW HIM
WHAT A REAL WITCH CAN DO.
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ON DOMHENTAL GO OJI
AN DOMHENSAL-TA-SI,
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TARA BAYTE,
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TARA PHEADA,
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TARA MHISTEIR,
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IN ANNUM MUINTIR
O'SHANNON.
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YOU DID IT.
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RIBBIT. RIBBIT. CROAK.
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YOU DID IT!
YOU'RE A REAL WITCH!
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WHOA, WHOA,
HOLD ON, YOU GUYS...
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YOU CHANTED THE SPELL.
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IT'S NOT A REAL SPELL.
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HE TURNED INTO A FROG
AND HOPPED OFF!
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THAT WAS NOT A FROG.
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YOU'RE A WITCH!
YOU'RE A WITCH!
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I AM NOT A WITCH.
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MAGGIE, MIRANDA,
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THERE ARE NO SUCH THING
AS WITCHES.
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HOW CAN YOU
SAY THAT?
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YOU?
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IF JACK'S NOT A FROG,
WHERE IS HE?
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JACK?
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JACK! JACK!
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JACK!
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LOOK FOR
A LILYPAD.
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FROGS LIVE
ON LILYPADS.
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WHAT IS IT? WHAT IS IT?
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DID YOU SEE JACK?
DID YOU SEE HIM?
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I THINK
I SAW HIS SHADOW.
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OKAY, LISTEN,
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IF WE'RE GOING TO GO FIND JACK,
WE'LL NEED TO SPLIT UP, OKAY?
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YOU GUYS LOOK IN
THE DRESSING ROOMS,
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BUT DON'T TELL ANYBODY
WHAT WE SAW,
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'CAUSE IF MOM FOUND OUT
I TURNED JACK INTO A FROG,
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I'LL BE IN SUCH TROUBLE, OKAY?
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IT'S A SECRET!
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I KNEW
SOMETHING WEIRD
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WOULD HAPPEN
WHEN YOU CAME.
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YAY!
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OKAY, GO ON.
HURRY, YOU GUYS.
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JACK?
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JACK, WHERE ARE YOU?
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JACK?
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JACK?
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JACK, I KNOW IT'S NOT YOU...
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BUT IF IT IS YOU, I DON'T KNOW,
CHIRP OR SOMETHING.
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JACK?
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PLEASE, I DIDN'T MEAN
TO DO THIS.
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I DIDN'T DO THIS.
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BUT IF I DID,
I'LL MAKE IT UP TO YOU.
238
00:10:41,224 --> 00:10:44,853
NOW, JUST PLEASE COME BACK,
PLEASE?
239
00:10:55,488 --> 00:10:57,741
IT'S OKAY.
240
00:10:59,617 --> 00:11:00,827
NED.
241
00:11:00,827 --> 00:11:02,662
OH, BABY,
IT'S ALL RIGHT.
242
00:11:02,662 --> 00:11:03,913
IT'S ALL RIGHT.
243
00:11:03,913 --> 00:11:06,791
IT WAS MY FAULT, FI.
244
00:11:06,791 --> 00:11:07,917
I WAS TELLING
THE BOYS
245
00:11:07,917 --> 00:11:11,046
ABOUT TRAP DOORS
AND FLASHPOTS...
246
00:11:11,046 --> 00:11:13,131
LIKE WHEN BANQUO'S GHOST
DISAPPEARED
247
00:11:13,131 --> 00:11:15,008
IN THE PLAY.
248
00:11:15,008 --> 00:11:18,595
JACK SAID HE WAS JUST
GOING TO SHOW YOU.
249
00:11:18,595 --> 00:11:20,847
OKAY, YOU SEE HERE?
250
00:11:20,847 --> 00:11:24,267
WHEN I OPEN THE TRAP DOOR,
THAT TRIGGERS THE FLASHPOT.
251
00:11:28,188 --> 00:11:31,733
WHEN I HEARD
THEY WERE TRYING TO TRICK YOU,
252
00:11:31,733 --> 00:11:33,693
I CAME LOOKING FOR YOU.
253
00:11:33,693 --> 00:11:35,362
HEY, GUYS...
254
00:11:35,362 --> 00:11:36,696
NOT COOL.
255
00:11:36,696 --> 00:11:38,406
SORRY.
256
00:11:39,949 --> 00:11:41,701
I'M GOING DOWNSTAIRS.
257
00:11:41,701 --> 00:11:44,245
PLEASE, STAY OFF
THE CATWALKS.
258
00:11:44,245 --> 00:11:46,289
THANKS, MR. B.
259
00:11:46,289 --> 00:11:47,874
OH, REAL FUNNY,
JACK.
260
00:11:47,874 --> 00:11:49,626
I ALMOST BROKE MY NECK
LOOKING FOR YOU.
261
00:11:49,626 --> 00:11:50,752
AND I WASN'T FOOLED
262
00:11:50,752 --> 00:11:53,088
BY THAT
BIRD-MONSTER THING.
263
00:11:53,088 --> 00:11:54,839
BIRD-MONSTER
THING?
264
00:11:54,839 --> 00:11:55,965
COOL!
265
00:11:55,965 --> 00:11:57,550
WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?
266
00:11:57,550 --> 00:11:59,552
OH, ACT LIKE YOU
DON'T HAVE A CLUE.
267
00:11:59,552 --> 00:12:02,889
IT WON'T TAKE
MUCH TALENT.
268
00:12:23,159 --> 00:12:25,453
SO YOU TURNED JACK BACK
FROM BEING A FROG?
269
00:12:25,453 --> 00:12:26,579
IT WASN'T A FROG.
270
00:12:26,579 --> 00:12:28,164
IT WAS A
DRAGON-THING.
271
00:12:28,164 --> 00:12:29,708
AND IT WASN'T JACK.
272
00:12:29,708 --> 00:12:31,793
WHAT DID IT LOOK LIKE?
273
00:12:31,793 --> 00:12:32,877
YOU MADE IT WITH A SPELL?
274
00:12:32,877 --> 00:12:34,170
I DON'T KNOW.
275
00:12:35,964 --> 00:12:37,966
OH, HEY,
I'M SORRY, GUYS.
276
00:12:42,554 --> 00:12:43,847
IT CAME OUT OF THE BOOK.
277
00:12:54,983 --> 00:12:57,193
THESE THINGS
ARE MADE OF PLASTIC.
278
00:12:57,193 --> 00:12:59,738
TOLD YOU, MAN.
279
00:12:59,738 --> 00:13:02,699
HEY, FI SEEMED
KIND OF LIKE SHE WAS MAD AT YOU.
280
00:13:02,699 --> 00:13:04,367
COMES WITH
THE TERRITORY.
281
00:13:04,367 --> 00:13:05,660
WHEN YOU'RE
A BIG BROTHER,
282
00:13:05,660 --> 00:13:07,704
YOU CAN'T DO
ANYTHING RIGHT.
283
00:13:07,704 --> 00:13:09,205
I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT, MAN.
284
00:13:09,205 --> 00:13:11,541
I MEAN,
CAREY IS MY BIG BROTHER,
285
00:13:11,541 --> 00:13:15,378
AND HE'S THE COOLEST.
286
00:13:15,378 --> 00:13:17,922
SO WHAT ARE
YOU SAYING?
287
00:13:17,922 --> 00:13:21,134
THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH ME?
288
00:13:21,134 --> 00:13:23,053
OF COURSE NOT, SIR JACK.
289
00:13:23,053 --> 00:13:25,638
EXCEPT FOR THE FACT
THAT YOU'RE EVIL.
290
00:13:25,638 --> 00:13:27,515
YOU INSULT ME, SCOUNDREL.
291
00:13:27,515 --> 00:13:30,226
WELL, THEN, I SUPPOSE
WE SHALL FIGHT ABOUT IT.
292
00:13:30,226 --> 00:13:31,853
YOU'LL EAT THOSE WORDS.
293
00:13:31,853 --> 00:13:33,521
I'LL EAT VEGETABLES FIRST.
294
00:13:37,734 --> 00:13:41,821
WE HAVE TO GET THIS DRAGON-THING
BACK IN THE BOOK
295
00:13:41,821 --> 00:13:46,201
BEFORE EVERYBODY SHOWS UP
FOR THE PERFORMANCE, OKAY?
296
00:13:46,201 --> 00:13:49,996
OKAY, SHH.
297
00:13:59,005 --> 00:14:00,173
IS THAT IT?
298
00:14:02,926 --> 00:14:04,803
I'LL FIND OUT.
299
00:14:04,803 --> 00:14:08,098
NO, IT COULD BITE.
IT COULD BREATHE FIRE.
300
00:14:08,098 --> 00:14:09,599
WOW, IT COULD.
301
00:14:09,599 --> 00:14:13,311
WHAT IF IT TRIES
TO SCORCH US?
302
00:14:13,311 --> 00:14:15,980
UH, THE SCENERY'S
FIREPROOFED.
303
00:14:24,989 --> 00:14:27,992
MAYBE WE COULD USE THIS
AS A NET.
304
00:14:30,161 --> 00:14:32,330
HERE, LITTLE DRAGON-THING...
305
00:14:32,330 --> 00:14:35,000
BE A GOOD, UH,
MYTHICAL CREATURE,
306
00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:37,085
AND GET BACK IN THE BOOK.
307
00:14:43,466 --> 00:14:45,301
WHERE DID IT GO?
308
00:14:47,470 --> 00:14:50,181
THERE, IN THE CORNER.
309
00:14:50,181 --> 00:14:53,268
MAYBE THERE'S SOMETHING
IN THE MAGIC BOOK.
310
00:14:53,268 --> 00:14:55,186
RIGHT, LIKE A COUNTERSPELL.
311
00:14:59,941 --> 00:15:01,568
IT'S ALL IN THAT
FUNNY LANGUAGE.
312
00:15:01,568 --> 00:15:02,986
"STRANGELING."
313
00:15:04,821 --> 00:15:06,364
READ IT AGAIN.
314
00:15:06,364 --> 00:15:08,491
MAYBE THAT WILL
UNDO THE SPELL.
315
00:15:08,491 --> 00:15:10,118
OR BRING ANOTHER ONE,
WITH OUR LUCK.
316
00:15:10,118 --> 00:15:11,619
WHAT ELSE CAN WE DO?
317
00:15:11,619 --> 00:15:13,455
WAIT HERE.
318
00:15:17,709 --> 00:15:21,838
ON DOMHENTAL GO OJI
AN DOMHENSAL-TA-SI,
319
00:15:21,838 --> 00:15:23,882
TARA BAYTE,
320
00:15:23,882 --> 00:15:25,675
TARA PHEADA,
321
00:15:25,675 --> 00:15:27,052
TARA MHISTEIR,
322
00:15:27,052 --> 00:15:31,389
IN ANNUM MUINTIR
O'SHANNON.
323
00:15:41,358 --> 00:15:42,901
IT'S GETTING
BIGGER.
324
00:15:52,535 --> 00:15:56,539
DO WE LOOK
LIKE DINNER?
325
00:15:57,707 --> 00:16:00,168
IT'S FI, FI, FI, FI,
FI, FI, FI.
326
00:16:00,168 --> 00:16:01,503
SHE'S ALL
THEY'VE BEEN TALKING ABOUT
327
00:16:01,503 --> 00:16:03,463
FOR TWO WEEKS NOW.
328
00:16:03,463 --> 00:16:04,923
AND I'M GUESSING
329
00:16:04,923 --> 00:16:06,424
THAT'D BE A LOT
OF TALKING, HUH?
330
00:16:06,424 --> 00:16:08,426
WELL,
THE ONLY BREAK I GET
331
00:16:08,426 --> 00:16:10,762
IS WHEN THEY'RE SURFING
THAT WEBSITE OF HERS.
332
00:16:10,762 --> 00:16:11,721
WELL, I DO HOPE
333
00:16:11,721 --> 00:16:13,264
THAT YOU LIKE THEM,
MOLLY,
334
00:16:13,264 --> 00:16:14,599
BECAUSE I THINK THEY'RE GOING
TO BE LIVING WITH YOU
335
00:16:14,599 --> 00:16:16,601
AS SOON AS THEY SAVE UP
ENOUGH BUS FARE.
336
00:16:16,601 --> 00:16:19,312
WE CAN ALWAYS USE
A COUPLE OF TINY LITTLE ROADIES.
337
00:16:20,271 --> 00:16:24,317
IT'S FUNNY THAT FI
IS INTO ALL THAT WEIRD STUFF.
338
00:16:27,904 --> 00:16:29,823
YOU HAVEN'T TOLD HER?
339
00:16:29,823 --> 00:16:31,533
WHAT HO, KNAVE?
340
00:16:31,533 --> 00:16:32,617
THAT'S MR. KNAVE
TO YOU!
341
00:16:32,617 --> 00:16:34,202
YOU DARE TO CHALLENGE
ME, VARLET?
342
00:16:34,202 --> 00:16:36,746
HEY, HEY, WHOA,
GUYS, GUYS.
343
00:16:36,746 --> 00:16:38,998
THIS IS A NO-JOUSTING ZONE,
OKAY?
344
00:16:38,998 --> 00:16:40,583
OH. ONWARD!
345
00:16:40,583 --> 00:16:43,128
OUT, OUT, DARN SPOT!
346
00:16:50,260 --> 00:16:51,928
OKAY, MAGGIE, MIRANDA,
347
00:16:51,928 --> 00:16:54,097
WHEN I TELL YOU GUYS,
I WANT YOU TO RUN OUT THE DOOR.
348
00:16:54,097 --> 00:16:55,306
BUT FI...
MIRANDA, SHE'S
THE WITCH.
349
00:16:55,306 --> 00:16:57,475
SHE KNOWS HOW TO
TAKE CARE OF THIS.
350
00:16:57,475 --> 00:16:58,977
WHEN I COUNT THREE.
351
00:16:58,977 --> 00:16:59,811
ONE...
352
00:16:59,894 --> 00:17:00,645
TWO...
353
00:17:01,521 --> 00:17:02,188
THREE.
354
00:17:07,110 --> 00:17:09,029
YOU GUYS, SHUT THE DOOR,
SHUT THE DOOR.
355
00:17:16,077 --> 00:17:18,538
THIS CASTLE
ISN'T BIG ENOUGH
356
00:17:18,538 --> 00:17:20,665
FOR THE BOTH OF US.
357
00:17:20,665 --> 00:17:22,292
TAKE THAT,
YOU VARMINT!
358
00:17:22,292 --> 00:17:24,919
FI'S IN THE SCENE SHOP
AND SHE'S FIGHTING A DRAGON
359
00:17:24,919 --> 00:17:26,921
AND YOU HAVE TO GO SAVE HER.
360
00:17:26,921 --> 00:17:29,591
HURRY. HURRY.
361
00:17:29,591 --> 00:17:31,134
HEY, WE DO DRAGONS.
362
00:17:31,134 --> 00:17:32,761
WE'RE NOT KIDDING, JACK!
363
00:17:32,761 --> 00:17:34,220
IT'S A REAL DRAGON
WITH WINGS
364
00:17:34,220 --> 00:17:36,389
AND BIG
SCARY TEETH.
365
00:17:36,389 --> 00:17:39,017
I'LL GO RESCUE
THE DAMSEL IN DISTRESS.
366
00:17:39,017 --> 00:17:40,685
YOU STAY HERE
AND WATCH MY COUSINS
367
00:17:40,685 --> 00:17:43,480
WHILE I SALLY FORTH
INTO THE FRAY.
368
00:17:43,480 --> 00:17:44,814
RIGHT.
369
00:17:44,814 --> 00:17:48,401
IT IS A FAR BETTER THING YOU DO
THAN...
370
00:17:48,401 --> 00:17:50,737
THAN YOU USUALLY DO.
371
00:17:53,323 --> 00:17:56,493
BE CAREFUL, JACK,
REALLY.
372
00:17:56,493 --> 00:17:58,161
NO SWEAT.
373
00:17:58,161 --> 00:18:01,790
I MEAN, EN GARDE.
374
00:18:04,501 --> 00:18:07,420
SIR JACK, GOOD LUCK.
375
00:18:13,843 --> 00:18:15,470
LISTEN, STRANGELING,
376
00:18:15,470 --> 00:18:16,805
I DON'T KNOW
IF YOU SPEAK ENGLISH,
377
00:18:16,805 --> 00:18:18,348
BUT YOU DON'T WANT
TO STAY IN THIS WORLD.
378
00:18:18,348 --> 00:18:20,600
I MEAN, IT'S NOISY.
379
00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:22,936
YOU'LL GET HIT BY HELICOPTERS
WHEN YOU TRY TO FLY.
380
00:18:22,936 --> 00:18:24,604
WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO EAT?
381
00:18:24,604 --> 00:18:26,439
KIDS THESE DAYS,
WE'RE FULL OF JUNK FOOD.
382
00:18:26,439 --> 00:18:28,066
SO WE WON'T EVEN TASTE GOOD.
383
00:18:31,236 --> 00:18:34,406
IT'S THE BOOK.
384
00:18:35,615 --> 00:18:37,784
THAT'S IT, ISN'T IT?
385
00:18:37,784 --> 00:18:41,788
YOU DON'T WANT
TO GET NEAR THE BOOK.
386
00:18:50,797 --> 00:18:52,298
WHAT HO, SIS?
387
00:18:52,298 --> 00:18:53,800
I HEAR YOU'RE IN DISTRESS.
388
00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:55,343
JACK,
WATCH OUT!
389
00:18:58,263 --> 00:19:00,390
HEY, WATCH IT!
390
00:19:00,390 --> 00:19:02,183
WHAT WAS THAT?
391
00:19:02,183 --> 00:19:04,227
THAT WASN'T ME, JACK.
392
00:19:04,227 --> 00:19:05,103
OH, RIGHT...
393
00:19:05,103 --> 00:19:06,688
IT WAS THE DRAGON.
394
00:19:06,688 --> 00:19:08,648
I DON'T KNOW
WHAT IT IS,
395
00:19:08,648 --> 00:19:10,275
BUT IT'S
DANGEROUS.
396
00:19:10,275 --> 00:19:12,777
COULD YOU GET
SOME LIGHTS DOWN HERE, PLEASE?
397
00:19:12,777 --> 00:19:15,989
UH, YEAH, MAN, I'M ON IT.
398
00:19:17,782 --> 00:19:19,492
DON'T WORRY, GIRLS.
399
00:19:19,492 --> 00:19:22,704
I RUN THE FOLLOW-SPOT
WHENEVER MY DAD GETS THE FLU.
400
00:19:22,704 --> 00:19:24,039
OKAY.
401
00:19:24,831 --> 00:19:26,207
LIGHTS UP, JACK.
402
00:19:26,207 --> 00:19:27,959
MAN, HOW CAN ANYBODY SEE
WITH THOSE ON?
403
00:19:39,262 --> 00:19:42,265
JACK...
404
00:19:42,265 --> 00:19:44,351
WE NEED TO GET SOME HELP.
405
00:19:44,351 --> 00:19:46,519
FEAR NOT,
MY ANNOYING SIBLING.
406
00:19:46,519 --> 00:19:50,815
I HAVE COME
TO RESCUE THOU, OR WHATEVER.
407
00:20:03,036 --> 00:20:05,038
WHAT WAS THAT?
408
00:20:05,038 --> 00:20:06,498
IS THERE A CAT IN HERE?
409
00:20:06,498 --> 00:20:08,249
IT'S AFRAID OF YOU.
410
00:20:08,249 --> 00:20:09,793
IT THINKS YOU'RE
A REAL KNIGHT.
411
00:20:09,793 --> 00:20:11,503
I'M AS REAL
AS YOUR DRAGON.
412
00:20:11,503 --> 00:20:12,754
YAY, SIR JACK!
413
00:20:12,754 --> 00:20:14,506
FIGHT THE DRAGON.
414
00:20:14,506 --> 00:20:16,216
COUSIN JACK,
IT'S AFRAID OF YOU.
415
00:20:16,216 --> 00:20:18,635
OKAY, SIS,
LET'S SLAY THIS SUCKER
416
00:20:18,635 --> 00:20:19,969
AND GO GET SOME DINNER.
417
00:20:22,180 --> 00:20:23,973
I HAVE AN IDEA.
418
00:20:27,227 --> 00:20:29,145
HEY, WHAT'S THAT?
419
00:20:29,145 --> 00:20:30,689
JACK, GO RIGHT!
420
00:20:30,689 --> 00:20:32,190
RIGHT, JACK. NO.
421
00:20:32,190 --> 00:20:33,650
JACK, GO TO YOUR OTHER RIGHT.
422
00:20:33,650 --> 00:20:35,610
GO RIGHT NOW, GO.
GO RIGHT, HURRY, HURRY.
423
00:20:35,610 --> 00:20:38,613
LEFT NOW.
NO, YOUR OTHER LEFT!
424
00:20:38,613 --> 00:20:40,115
GO STRAIGHT. CHARGE, JACK!
425
00:20:40,115 --> 00:20:41,533
CHARGE!
426
00:20:44,703 --> 00:20:46,329
JACK, SWING YOUR SWORD!
427
00:20:46,329 --> 00:20:46,913
SWING IT.
428
00:21:16,651 --> 00:21:18,445
THOSE WERE
SOME GOOD DRAGON NOISES, SIS.
429
00:21:18,445 --> 00:21:20,238
THAT WAS SOME PRETTY
GOOD SWORDPLAY.
430
00:21:20,238 --> 00:21:23,616
THANKS FOR
THE RESCUE, BRO.
431
00:21:24,868 --> 00:21:27,454
HE DID IT!
HE SLAYED THE DRAGON.
432
00:21:27,454 --> 00:21:29,873
HE WAS SO BRAVE.
433
00:21:29,873 --> 00:21:31,833
WHAT WAS THAT NOISE?
434
00:21:31,833 --> 00:21:33,335
YOU GUYS HAVEN'T BEEN
435
00:21:33,335 --> 00:21:35,253
PLAYING WITH THE SOUND BOARD,
HAVE YOU?
436
00:21:35,253 --> 00:21:36,755
IT WAS THE DRAGON.
437
00:21:36,755 --> 00:21:39,174
FI SAID A SPELL
FROM THE MAGIC BOOK,
438
00:21:39,174 --> 00:21:41,843
AND THE DRAGON
CAME OUT OF THE COVER.
439
00:21:41,843 --> 00:21:42,969
YOU MEAN THIS THING?
440
00:21:42,969 --> 00:21:44,971
BUT IT'S TRUE.
441
00:21:44,971 --> 00:21:47,265
IT WAS OUT, AND NOW
IT'S BACK IN.
442
00:21:47,265 --> 00:21:50,602
IN A DARK THEATER,
EVERYTHING SEEMS REAL.
443
00:21:50,602 --> 00:21:52,062
THAT'S WHAT'S
SO WONDERFUL ABOUT IT.
444
00:21:52,062 --> 00:21:55,148
AUNT MELINDA,
WHERE DID THIS THING COME FROM?
445
00:21:55,148 --> 00:21:58,526
THAT?
446
00:21:58,526 --> 00:21:59,944
YOUR DAD DROPPED IT OFF
447
00:21:59,944 --> 00:22:03,073
AT OUR HOUSE
YEARS AGO.
448
00:22:03,073 --> 00:22:04,991
IT'S A BEAUTY, ISN'T IT?
449
00:22:09,579 --> 00:22:12,624
I COULD USE SOMETHING ELSE
FOR THE PLAY.
450
00:22:14,042 --> 00:22:16,586
WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE IT?
451
00:22:16,586 --> 00:22:21,341
UH, YEAH.
452
00:22:26,346 --> 00:22:28,306
IRENE'S GOING TO BE
PICKING US UP SOON.
453
00:22:28,306 --> 00:22:29,933
WHAT ABOUT DINNER?
454
00:22:29,933 --> 00:22:33,937
SIESTA TACO!
455
00:22:36,022 --> 00:22:37,941
EVERYWHERE WE GO.
456
00:22:37,941 --> 00:22:39,984
I'LL SHOW YOU KNIGHTS
WHERE TO HANG YOUR ARMOR.
457
00:22:44,698 --> 00:22:46,199
HEY, MOM?
458
00:22:50,453 --> 00:22:51,871
YEAH, BABY?
459
00:22:51,871 --> 00:22:54,791
WHAT WAS GRAMMA KATHLEEN'S
MAIDEN NAME?
460
00:22:54,791 --> 00:22:58,378
O'SHANNON.
461
00:23:04,884 --> 00:23:07,012
WHY?
462
00:23:09,305 --> 00:23:11,266
OH...NO REASON.
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