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Good morning, George.
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Where's George?
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He left.
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He did? When?
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Last night.
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He must have gone for Jericho.
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He'll be back in time
for lunch, I'm sure.
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Did you say your father
is bringing someone?
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What?
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To lunch. I thought you said
your dad was bringing a date.
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Yes. Kourtney, with a "K."
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We don't have to do this.
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Yes, we do.
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Jericho needs his family today.
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It's his first Christmas.
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So that's me, you, Julian, Frank,
Kourtney with a "K," and Leanne?
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Yes, of course, Leanne. We should
also set a place for George as well.
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Okay, so that's seven.
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Then I better do his brother.
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Good.
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We'll show them a
perfect Turner Christmas.
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They can't just take him back.
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Apparently Sean
sees it differently.
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And given Dorothy's
somewhat tender mental state,
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asking too many questions
will be inadvisable.
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It's taken Herculean efforts just
to stop her from involving the cops.
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This is why we have contracts.
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What have I always taught you?
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Oral agreements are only as
good as the paper they're written on.
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I don't understand. They
have a baby or don't they?
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Not that it's any of your business,
Kourtney, but they did, once upon a time.
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Wait, but whose baby
are they waiting for tonight?
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Jesus, keep up!
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They had a baby, then
they had a fake baby,
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then it was replaced with a real
baby and now it's a fake baby again.
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But this time, Dorothy knows,
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and she's expecting the Wisconsin
yeti to arrive with a real baby any minute.
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You follow, Kourtney?
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No.
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Just try not to blow
your top, Kourtney.
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We're hanging on by a thread.
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Merry fucking
Christmas, one and all.
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All right. Nice and easy.
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Let the show begin.
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Careful, Julian.
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Hello. Come in out of
the cold. Is it snowing?
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- Hello.
- You're too thin, sweetheart.
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And this, right here, is
Kourtney. Kourtney, Dorothy.
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Dorothy Turner, 8 News.
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I'm a big fan.
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Aren't you sweet?
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Your guests have arrived.
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The best thing about
being the cook is
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no one cares if you hide.
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She thinks he's coming
back today, Sean.
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Your uncle made it seem
like there was a chance.
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My uncle left.
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He's not coming back.
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You don't know that.
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Look at my hand, he healed it.
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He wants to help us.
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My uncle isn't like me.
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- He's not gonna break the rules.
- Why not?
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What are the rules? Explain
them to me. I want to understand.
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Please.
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Leanne, I feel like...
we're running out of time.
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What will Dorothy do if he
doesn't come back today?
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Yeah, so the Pinot Gris,
followed by the Malbec,
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followed by the
sweet, sweet Riesling.
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Malbec with goose?
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She said she'd follow him if there
was a chance there's something else.
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Dorothy wouldn't be so stupid.
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I don't know anymore.
I can't predict her.
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We gotta be prepared in case
things don't go as we expect today.
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"As we expect"?
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You don't seriously believe that man
is gonna bring your son back today.
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There's evidence.
The note. Roscoe.
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What he said to Dorothy
yesterday. It's possible.
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Jesus, Sean. I'm starting to feel like
the only sane fucking one in this family.
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If no one else is going to...
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The banquet is complete.
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- I would just like to say...
- Nothing.
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- Okay.
- Remember how we agreed you'd say nothing?
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Well, I'd like to say something.
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I would like to thank God that we
are all here today with each other.
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To be together.
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This beautiful home with more
food than we can feasibly consume.
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These... La Bonnotte potatoes
are flown in at $300 a pound.
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We are very fortunate.
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And we all know it.
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And perhaps we don't deserve to ask for
anything more, but something is missing.
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So please, take it all away.
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We don't deserve
it. We don't need it.
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Just bring us back what we lost.
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Amen.
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Thank you, darling.
That was beautiful.
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Yeah.
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Shall we eat?
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$300 for potatoes.
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I'm sorry. What
the fuck was that?
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- Julian.
- I'll repeat. What the fuck was that?
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It was just a prayer. Let's
not blow this out of proportion.
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I'm not blowing
anything out of proportion.
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I just didn't realize we invited
the goddamn reverend to dinner.
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Don't be so tense.
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What's the harm
in a little faith?
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Belief can do wonders
in the realm of pain.
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Pain? You never gave
a fuck about my pain.
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- Sorry, Dottie.
- It's fine.
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Let's just all eat, please.
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Sean, this goose is delicious.
It really... melts in your mouth.
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Yes.
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Sean is a master.
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Thank you, Kourtney.
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Leanne, can I serve
you some goose?
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Yes, please. I'd
like to try some.
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Wonderful.
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Did you hear that?
That might be them.
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Just get ready.
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- Your phone is ringing.
- I'm aware. Thank you.
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All right, let's get
you inside there.
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So, Leanne, Frank tells
me you're from Wisconsin.
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Yes. Julian, could you
please pass me the potatoes?
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Will you all please excuse me?
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May we be thankful for
what I'm about to receive.
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Are you okay?
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Yeah.
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Are you?
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I'm not really sure how
I'm supposed to act.
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- How do people act after...
- They don't.
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Why won't you answer her calls?
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Not tonight.
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Juju, you're gonna
miss your turn.
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What we did was a mistake.
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I just wanted to say I'm sorry.
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I'm not.
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I feel different now, Julian.
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More powerful. It feels good.
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00:14:05,095 --> 00:14:07,764
I think it feels good
for you too, doesn't it?
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This isn't right. I'm
not right in the head.
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Then just let me
take your pain away.
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Like I did last night.
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What are you doing, Leanne?
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What I want.
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Juju?
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I should go.
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Talking about playing
games. So I decided to slip out.
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- Lunch was nice.
- Thank you.
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It's just after 3:00.
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What are you thinking?
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That maybe I was wrong.
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I will give them till sunset.
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Yeah.
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Film.
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Three words.
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- Fish?
- The Return. Next.
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Do we really have to play this?
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If we want Dorothy to think
we're having fun, then yes.
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Okay, so it's a book.
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Disqualified for not understanding
the simplest fucking rule. Next.
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Julian! Play nice!
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- Book. Well done, darling.
- My God.
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Could they be testing us?
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Watching us?
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It's 3:30.
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Don't think about that.
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What else am I
supposed to think about?
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Think about Jericho back in
your arms, and what you'll do.
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First, I'll smell
his little head.
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Just breathe him in.
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Then I'll sing to him.
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I always wanted to be the kind of
mother who sang lullabies, you know?
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What will you do?
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I don't know.
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Whatever it is, I'll let
him know that I love him.
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It's 3:31.
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Food. Consumption.
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Sick. Vomit!
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You always were
a competitive child.
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Starving.
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Hungry?
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Hungry. Something,
something, hungry, something.
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And I probably rewarded
you for it too much.
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Still, I'll say, at the time,
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I distinctly remember that was how
you were supposed to raise a man.
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The first word.
The. Second word.
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Big.
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Balloon.
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God, stop miming
that one and move on!
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What's the last word?
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You okay down there, darling?
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Rowing. Convulsing.
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Dying! Dead.
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How many fucking syllables?
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The Very Hungry Caterpillar.
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Yes.
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Well done, dear.
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Both of you.
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I was just about to say that.
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Really? Were you?
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Well played, Dottie.
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Excuse me whilst I tinkle.
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- Anything?
- The roads are bad.
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They're probably
caught in traffic.
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I'll check the
news for accidents.
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00:18:31,445 --> 00:18:35,449
But keep playing, please. It's
so nice to see people happy.
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00:18:38,035 --> 00:18:42,223
Sean, things seem to be getting
fraught. Maybe we should go.
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00:18:42,247 --> 00:18:45,584
No, no, no. Please, stay.
She could do with your support.
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Don't box me out, Julian.
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00:18:52,257 --> 00:18:56,154
I know how you're feeling right now,
and I know you refuse to acknowledge it.
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Where have Dorothy and Leanne
gone? Wouldn't they like to play?
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No.
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Listen to me. I
want to help you.
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Let me try to speak with you.
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Julian.
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We're starting without you.
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You're gonna miss this round.
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Are you there?
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Let me try to speak with you.
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00:19:41,974 --> 00:19:43,451
You don't have to go
through this shit alone.
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I don't know why you
keep insisting that you do.
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Call me back.
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What was that?
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Julian?
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A snowstorm is creating
dangerous driving conditions
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all around Philadelphia.
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Holiday travelers
should expect delays.
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What was that?
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Kourtney?
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What's going on?
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What?
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What's happened?
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- He's not breathing. Do something!
- What?
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CPR! Something!
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What happened?
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Dorothy, don't look.
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Call an ambulance.
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Call 911!
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00:21:09,645 --> 00:21:10,997
What's the address?
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- 9780 Spruce Street.
- 9780 Spruce Street.
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Yes. Please send an ambulance.
Somebody has stopped breathing.
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It's been two minutes.
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Lie down, Dorothy. We got this.
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9780 Spruce Street. Yes.
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00:21:33,961 --> 00:21:35,772
Why isn't he breathing?
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Come on, Julian.
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Paramedics are on their way.
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Juju.
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Julian.
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Julian.
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Thank God.
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You were dead. You
stopped breathing.
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Talk to us. How are you, boy?
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I saw him there.
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00:22:32,394 --> 00:22:33,937
He seemed okay.
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00:22:34,646 --> 00:22:37,441
What? Who you talking
about? Who'd you see?
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00:22:41,612 --> 00:22:43,155
The paramedics are here.
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We have to get him checked out.
There could be residual brain damage.
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- Fuck you, Dad.
- Get up.
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00:23:20,317 --> 00:23:21,401
Have you taken anything?
261
00:23:22,069 --> 00:23:23,278
Just some ibuprofen.
262
00:23:23,946 --> 00:23:25,155
And this.
263
00:23:31,411 --> 00:23:33,413
We'll drive his car
and meet you there.
264
00:23:37,501 --> 00:23:39,253
Say good night
to Dorothy for us.
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00:23:42,172 --> 00:23:43,841
And thank you for lunch.
266
00:24:26,633 --> 00:24:27,634
Dorothy?
267
00:24:34,683 --> 00:24:37,477
It was so strange
to see him that way.
268
00:24:41,565 --> 00:24:43,275
I saw what you
made in the basement.
269
00:24:50,908 --> 00:24:52,743
Sean mustn't know about that.
270
00:24:55,871 --> 00:24:57,080
What's it for?
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00:25:00,083 --> 00:25:01,627
Contingency.
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00:25:03,921 --> 00:25:06,507
In case Jericho
doesn't come back.
273
00:25:10,385 --> 00:25:11,929
You'd die to be with him?
274
00:25:15,557 --> 00:25:17,351
Of course, Leanne.
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00:25:20,437 --> 00:25:21,688
I'm his mother.
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00:25:53,136 --> 00:25:54,137
Dorothy?
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00:26:02,271 --> 00:26:03,272
Dorothy?
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00:26:06,650 --> 00:26:07,943
Dorothy!
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00:26:22,958 --> 00:26:24,126
Mr. Turner.
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I understand you're
looking for Jericho.
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