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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:14,782 --> 00:00:16,860 I DON'T USUALLY DO LIVE PERFORMANCE, 2 00:00:16,884 --> 00:00:18,894 BUT I DID THE MOVIE WITH BAZ. 3 00:00:18,918 --> 00:00:20,863 I DID NOT SEE IT. 4 00:00:20,887 --> 00:00:23,132 OH, BUT YOU KNOW THE STORY. 5 00:00:23,156 --> 00:00:25,268 NO, NOT REALLY. 6 00:00:25,292 --> 00:00:29,639 OH, MY GOD, THE GIFT OF THE MAGI? 7 00:00:29,663 --> 00:00:31,441 THIS ISN'T GOING TO WORK. 8 00:00:31,465 --> 00:00:33,610 THEY WERE SUPPOSED TO CUT IT ON THE BIAS. 9 00:00:33,634 --> 00:00:35,378 YOU CAN'T WEAR THIS. 10 00:00:35,402 --> 00:00:37,113 CARLA... 11 00:00:37,137 --> 00:00:39,883 [SPEAKING IN ITALIAN] 12 00:00:39,907 --> 00:00:42,452 WELL, LET ME SEE WHAT I CAN DO HERE. 13 00:00:42,476 --> 00:00:43,708 TURN THIS WAY. 14 00:00:46,080 --> 00:00:48,891 OKAY... 15 00:00:48,915 --> 00:00:50,359 ANYWAY, THE GIFT OF THE MAGI, 16 00:00:50,383 --> 00:00:53,463 IT'S A STORY BY O. HENRY. 17 00:00:53,487 --> 00:00:54,931 IT'S ABOUT THE FOOLISH SACRIFICES 18 00:00:54,955 --> 00:00:57,400 WE MAKE FOR LOVE. 19 00:00:57,424 --> 00:00:59,636 FOOLISH HOW? 20 00:00:59,660 --> 00:01:01,304 WELL, IN THE STORY, 21 00:01:01,328 --> 00:01:02,305 THERE ARE TWO YOUNG LOVERS, 22 00:01:02,329 --> 00:01:04,073 JIM AND DELLA. 23 00:01:04,097 --> 00:01:05,375 THEY HAVE NO MONEY, 24 00:01:05,399 --> 00:01:06,576 BUT THEY WANT SO DESPERATELY 25 00:01:06,600 --> 00:01:09,067 TO BUY EACH OTHER A CHRISTMAS PRESENT. 26 00:01:11,104 --> 00:01:12,716 I'M GOING TO TRY SOMETHING, 27 00:01:12,740 --> 00:01:15,552 BUT I'VE GOT TO PIN IT FROM UNDERNEATH. 28 00:01:15,576 --> 00:01:16,753 OKAY. 29 00:01:16,777 --> 00:01:18,988 SO THE YOUNG MAN, 30 00:01:19,012 --> 00:01:22,058 HE HAS ONLY ONE POSSESSION... 31 00:01:22,082 --> 00:01:24,749 HIS GRANDFATHER'S GOLD POCKET WATCH... 32 00:01:28,188 --> 00:01:30,922 WHICH HE TREASURES MORE THAN ANYTHING... 33 00:01:34,862 --> 00:01:36,994 EXCEPT FOR DELLA. 34 00:01:48,141 --> 00:01:49,241 SHALL I GO ON? 35 00:01:51,045 --> 00:01:52,021 WHAT? 36 00:01:52,045 --> 00:01:55,413 WITH THE STORY? 37 00:01:56,884 --> 00:01:58,962 YES... 38 00:01:58,986 --> 00:02:00,686 PLEASE. 39 00:02:13,033 --> 00:02:16,968 [♪♪♪] 40 00:02:19,973 --> 00:02:22,908 [SINGING IN SPANISH] 41 00:03:03,383 --> 00:03:05,762 WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? 42 00:03:05,786 --> 00:03:10,566 I, UM, I MET THESE TWO KIDS, 43 00:03:10,590 --> 00:03:13,602 AND THEY LIVED IN THIS LITTLE TOWN 44 00:03:13,626 --> 00:03:14,738 CALLED BISHOP, 45 00:03:14,762 --> 00:03:16,406 WHICH IS IN THE SIERRAS, 46 00:03:16,430 --> 00:03:19,509 AND, UH, IT WAS SO BEAUTIFUL. 47 00:03:19,533 --> 00:03:21,678 THERE WAS THIS MOUNTAIN, 48 00:03:21,702 --> 00:03:23,980 CALLED THUNDERBOLT PEAK... 49 00:03:24,004 --> 00:03:25,114 AND, YOU KNOW, OF COURSE 50 00:03:25,138 --> 00:03:26,249 I COULD NEVER MAKE IT 51 00:03:26,273 --> 00:03:28,784 TO THE TOP OF A MOUNTAIN, RIGHT? 52 00:03:28,808 --> 00:03:30,320 YOU CLIMBED A MOUNTAIN? 53 00:03:30,344 --> 00:03:33,545 YEAH. 54 00:03:35,816 --> 00:03:37,661 I GOT YOUR LETTER, JENNY. 55 00:03:37,685 --> 00:03:40,084 UH-HUH. 56 00:03:42,155 --> 00:03:44,968 I NEVER WANTED YOU TO RIP YOUR HEART OUT. 57 00:03:44,992 --> 00:03:47,470 I JUST... 58 00:03:47,494 --> 00:03:51,095 WANTED YOU TO... BE HONEST WITH ME. 59 00:03:52,832 --> 00:03:54,499 YES. 60 00:03:57,170 --> 00:03:59,182 I HAVE THIS PRESENT FOR YOU. 61 00:03:59,206 --> 00:04:00,283 I FOUND THIS 62 00:04:00,307 --> 00:04:02,452 IN THIS LITTLE, TINY TOWN 63 00:04:02,476 --> 00:04:04,375 CALLED LONE PINE. 64 00:04:06,646 --> 00:04:09,359 IT'S A CHAIN FOR... FOR YOUR STOPWATCH, 65 00:04:09,383 --> 00:04:14,063 SO YOU DON'T FORGET IT ALL THE TIME. 66 00:04:14,087 --> 00:04:15,687 I BROKE IT. 67 00:04:22,929 --> 00:04:24,540 THAT WAS YOUR GRANDFATHER'S. 68 00:04:24,564 --> 00:04:26,030 YEAH, IT WAS. 69 00:04:28,869 --> 00:04:30,235 IT WAS THAT DAY. 70 00:04:37,044 --> 00:04:39,878 I'M SORRY. 71 00:04:44,084 --> 00:04:48,553 SO THAT WAS... THE FIRST TIME IT HAPPENED? 72 00:04:50,323 --> 00:04:51,890 YES. 73 00:05:02,168 --> 00:05:03,312 THOSE ARE YOURS. 74 00:05:03,336 --> 00:05:04,669 GET OUT. 75 00:05:06,807 --> 00:05:07,951 YOU'VE BEEN SCREWING HER 76 00:05:07,975 --> 00:05:10,253 SINCE THE FIRST NIGHT YOU WENT OUT. 77 00:05:10,277 --> 00:05:11,687 EVEN BETTE AND TINA KNEW. 78 00:05:11,711 --> 00:05:13,871 I WAS THE ONLY IDIOT WHO HAD NO FUCKING CLUE! 79 00:05:17,818 --> 00:05:19,028 YOU PATHOLOGICAL FUCKING LIAR! 80 00:05:19,052 --> 00:05:20,063 GET OUT OF MY HOUSE. 81 00:05:20,087 --> 00:05:22,821 JENNY, GET OUT OF MY HOUSE. 82 00:05:25,892 --> 00:05:26,936 GO. 83 00:05:26,960 --> 00:05:29,305 OKAY. 84 00:05:29,329 --> 00:05:32,297 NO, NO... OKAY. 85 00:05:47,581 --> 00:05:48,624 AND, LIKE, THAT'S IT. 86 00:05:48,648 --> 00:05:49,459 YOU WANT US TO ASK, 87 00:05:49,483 --> 00:05:50,359 SO WE'RE ASKING. 88 00:05:50,383 --> 00:05:52,295 SHORT, SQUATTY, OR SHORT, PETITE, 89 00:05:52,319 --> 00:05:53,329 OR WHAT? 90 00:05:53,353 --> 00:05:54,931 SHE'S JUST SHORT, GUYS, ALL RIGHT? 91 00:05:54,955 --> 00:05:55,931 THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH IT. 92 00:05:55,955 --> 00:05:56,933 SHE'S TINY. 93 00:05:56,957 --> 00:05:58,268 FUCKING SHANE MET MADONNA 94 00:05:58,292 --> 00:05:59,769 AT HARRY SAMCHUCK'S PARTY. 95 00:05:59,793 --> 00:06:01,437 MADONNA, LA PETITE BLONDE QUI CHANTE? 96 00:06:01,461 --> 00:06:03,673 YEAH, SO DOES SHE WANT YOU? 97 00:06:03,697 --> 00:06:05,040 DID YOU ALREADY DO HER? 98 00:06:05,064 --> 00:06:06,209 WELL, I AM DOING HER HAIR NEXT WEEK. 99 00:06:06,233 --> 00:06:08,044 OH, MY GOD. 100 00:06:08,068 --> 00:06:09,946 AND HARRY GAVE SHANE HIS YACHT. 101 00:06:09,970 --> 00:06:11,047 HE GAVE YOU HIS YACHT? 102 00:06:11,071 --> 00:06:12,281 YEAH, FRIDAY NIGHT. 103 00:06:12,305 --> 00:06:14,183 I'M HAVING A PARTY, SO BE THERE, OKAY? 104 00:06:14,207 --> 00:06:15,385 HI. 105 00:06:15,409 --> 00:06:16,385 HEY, GUYS. 106 00:06:16,409 --> 00:06:17,387 HELLO. 107 00:06:17,411 --> 00:06:18,387 HOW YOU DOING? 108 00:06:18,411 --> 00:06:19,389 GOOD, HOW ARE YOU? 109 00:06:19,413 --> 00:06:20,390 HERE'S A CHAIR FOR YOU. 110 00:06:20,414 --> 00:06:21,974 OH, THANKS, BABY. 111 00:06:23,049 --> 00:06:24,060 OH... 112 00:06:24,084 --> 00:06:25,628 GOOD TO SEE YOU GUYS. 113 00:06:25,652 --> 00:06:27,229 SO, TINA, HOW DO YOU FEEL? 114 00:06:27,253 --> 00:06:28,231 OH, MY GOD. 115 00:06:28,255 --> 00:06:29,331 YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE IT. 116 00:06:29,355 --> 00:06:31,868 MY ACID INDIGESTION IS SO MUCH BETTER 117 00:06:31,892 --> 00:06:34,270 SINCE DR. WILSON PRESCRIBED THE ANTACID. 118 00:06:34,294 --> 00:06:35,772 THE TABLETS ARE A LOT BETTER THAN THE LIQUID. 119 00:06:35,796 --> 00:06:37,473 YEAH, MUCH BETTER. 120 00:06:37,497 --> 00:06:39,609 BUT LAST NIGHT, I WOKE UP AT 3:00 A.M. 121 00:06:39,633 --> 00:06:41,644 WITH THE MOST UNBELIEVABLE HEARTBURN. 122 00:06:41,668 --> 00:06:44,647 MY HCG LEVELS ARE REALLY HIGH, 123 00:06:44,671 --> 00:06:46,215 WHICH CAN BE A GOOD THING IN A PREGNANCY, 124 00:06:46,239 --> 00:06:49,151 BUT IT MAKES THE NAUSEA SO MUCH WORSE. 125 00:06:49,175 --> 00:06:50,152 WELL, IT'S SUPPOSED TO SUBSIDE 126 00:06:50,176 --> 00:06:51,154 AFTER 14 WEEKS... 127 00:06:51,178 --> 00:06:52,221 THIS MORNING, 128 00:06:52,245 --> 00:06:53,689 I'M PULLING ON MY SOCKS, 129 00:06:53,713 --> 00:06:54,757 AND I NOTICE THIS VARICOSE VEIN 130 00:06:54,781 --> 00:06:55,791 RIGHT HERE... 131 00:06:55,815 --> 00:06:56,826 OH, GIVE IT A KISS... 132 00:06:56,850 --> 00:06:58,495 IF SHE KEEPS DOING HER PRENATAL YOGA 133 00:06:58,519 --> 00:07:00,396 AND THE PELVIC FLOOR EXERCISES... 134 00:07:00,420 --> 00:07:01,364 IT'S BECAUSE OF THE INCREASE 135 00:07:01,388 --> 00:07:02,698 IN HORMONE PRODUCTION 136 00:07:02,722 --> 00:07:04,100 THAT THE MUSCULAR WALLS OF THE VEINS 137 00:07:04,124 --> 00:07:05,201 RELAX. 138 00:07:05,225 --> 00:07:06,369 IT'S UNBELIEVABLE 139 00:07:06,393 --> 00:07:07,870 WHAT THE FEMALE BODY GOES THROUGH. 140 00:07:07,894 --> 00:07:08,905 WHICH REMINDS ME... 141 00:07:08,929 --> 00:07:11,074 TODAY IS OUR CEREMONY AT SPIRIT FLOW. 142 00:07:11,098 --> 00:07:13,342 WHAT CEREMONY? 143 00:07:13,366 --> 00:07:14,611 YOU DON'T REMEMBER? WE TOLD YOU ABOUT IT. 144 00:07:14,635 --> 00:07:16,846 THE SIKHS BELIEVE 145 00:07:16,870 --> 00:07:19,148 THAT THE SOUL ENTERS THE FETUS'S BODY 146 00:07:19,172 --> 00:07:20,172 AT 13 WEEKS. 147 00:07:21,508 --> 00:07:22,619 COOL. 148 00:07:22,643 --> 00:07:23,720 AND GURUDEV, MY YOGA TEACHER, 149 00:07:23,744 --> 00:07:24,787 SHE DOES THIS RITUAL, 150 00:07:24,811 --> 00:07:26,722 AND WE WERE JUST HOPING 151 00:07:26,746 --> 00:07:27,624 THAT YOU GUYS WOULD BE THERE 152 00:07:27,648 --> 00:07:28,958 FOR THE CHANTING, 153 00:07:28,982 --> 00:07:31,542 AND THERE'S GOING TO BE A BLESSING. 154 00:07:31,952 --> 00:07:36,165 NO, WE WOULDN'T MISS IT, WOULD WE? 155 00:07:36,189 --> 00:07:37,333 ABSOLUTELY NOT. 156 00:07:37,357 --> 00:07:39,324 SOUNDS GREAT. 157 00:07:47,167 --> 00:07:49,467 [CHANTING] 158 00:08:06,052 --> 00:08:07,296 MY GOD. 159 00:08:07,320 --> 00:08:10,066 NOW, IF YOU'LL ALL JOIN ME IN SINGING 160 00:08:10,090 --> 00:08:12,568 "MAY THE LONGTIME SUN," 161 00:08:12,592 --> 00:08:15,872 AND REMEMBER TO SEND YOUR BLESSINGS 162 00:08:15,896 --> 00:08:17,573 TO TINA AND BETTE 163 00:08:17,597 --> 00:08:21,778 AND THE NEW BEING THEY'RE CREATING. 164 00:08:21,802 --> 00:08:23,646 ♪ MAY THE LONGTIME SUN ♪ 165 00:08:23,670 --> 00:08:26,248 ♪ SHINE UPON YOU ♪ 166 00:08:26,272 --> 00:08:31,921 ♪ ALL LOVE SURROUND YOU ♪ 167 00:08:31,945 --> 00:08:37,359 ♪ AND THE PURE LIGHT WITHIN YOU ♪ 168 00:08:37,383 --> 00:08:41,697 ♪ GUIDE YOUR WAY HOME ♪ 169 00:08:41,721 --> 00:08:46,024 ♪ MAY THE LONGTIME SUN SHINE UPON YOU... ♪ 170 00:09:18,024 --> 00:09:20,344 WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU? 171 00:09:23,897 --> 00:09:27,543 I KNOW THAT YOU... DON'T WANT TO TALK TO ME 172 00:09:27,567 --> 00:09:28,900 AFTER WHAT I SAID TO YOU. 173 00:09:30,303 --> 00:09:31,580 WHAT DO YOU NEED, JENNY? 174 00:09:31,604 --> 00:09:35,273 I NEED A BATH. 175 00:09:37,377 --> 00:09:39,444 CAN I GO TO YOUR HOUSE? 176 00:09:41,848 --> 00:09:44,493 I CAN WAIT FOR YOUR BREAK... 177 00:09:44,517 --> 00:09:49,498 I THOUGHT YOU NEVER WANTED TO SEE ME AGAIN. 178 00:09:49,522 --> 00:09:54,136 WE WERE TOGETHER FOR FOUR YEARS. 179 00:09:54,160 --> 00:09:58,341 WE WERE ENGAGED. 180 00:09:58,365 --> 00:10:01,599 I JUST HAD TO TRY TO MAKE THINGS WORK. 181 00:10:04,537 --> 00:10:06,570 HE REALLY LOVES YOU. 182 00:10:12,211 --> 00:10:13,211 HE CAME TO SHOW ME. 183 00:10:16,850 --> 00:10:18,194 TIM DID THAT TO YOU? 184 00:10:18,218 --> 00:10:19,528 YES, BUT DON'T WORRY. 185 00:10:19,552 --> 00:10:21,252 I'M NOT GOING TO PRESS CHARGES. 186 00:10:24,825 --> 00:10:27,024 AM I JUST A COWARD... 187 00:10:29,863 --> 00:10:32,063 AND A LIAR... 188 00:10:34,867 --> 00:10:36,934 AND A CHEATER? 189 00:11:07,467 --> 00:11:08,845 ADIOS, CHIQUITAS. 190 00:11:08,869 --> 00:11:09,945 OH, BYE, BABY. 191 00:11:09,969 --> 00:11:10,947 SEE YOU GUYS LATER. 192 00:11:10,971 --> 00:11:11,947 BYE, KIT. 193 00:11:11,971 --> 00:11:12,949 BYE, YOU GUYS. 194 00:11:12,973 --> 00:11:13,949 BYE. 195 00:11:13,973 --> 00:11:14,950 SEE YOU LATER. 196 00:11:14,974 --> 00:11:16,051 NOW, TELL US AGAIN 197 00:11:16,075 --> 00:11:17,053 ABOUT THIS CRAZY PARTY 198 00:11:17,077 --> 00:11:18,220 ON THE BOAT. 199 00:11:18,244 --> 00:11:19,421 OH, ALL RIGHT. 200 00:11:19,445 --> 00:11:20,756 HARRY BOOKED IT, RIGHT, 201 00:11:20,780 --> 00:11:21,858 BUT TURNS OUT, 202 00:11:21,882 --> 00:11:23,359 HE HAS TO GO OUT OF TOWN, SO... 203 00:11:23,383 --> 00:11:25,561 THERE'S A FREE BAR, 204 00:11:25,585 --> 00:11:28,364 THERE ARE VERY SWEET COCKTAIL WAITRESSES. 205 00:11:28,388 --> 00:11:29,966 HEY, IT COULD BE TIT, YOU KNOW? 206 00:11:29,990 --> 00:11:31,267 YEAH, I'M SURE. 207 00:11:31,291 --> 00:11:32,968 I'M SURE IT WILL BE TIT, 208 00:11:32,992 --> 00:11:34,236 AND I AM SURE 209 00:11:34,260 --> 00:11:35,671 THAT YOU WILL COMPLETELY UNDERSTAND 210 00:11:35,695 --> 00:11:37,773 WHY WE WON'T BE THERE. 211 00:11:37,797 --> 00:11:38,775 THAT'S TOO BAD. 212 00:11:38,799 --> 00:11:39,775 YOU'RE MISSING OUT. 213 00:11:39,799 --> 00:11:41,777 I'M NESTING, YOU GUYS. 214 00:11:41,801 --> 00:11:43,212 I WISH I COULD DESCRIBE 215 00:11:43,236 --> 00:11:44,714 WHAT IT FEELS LIKE. 216 00:11:44,738 --> 00:11:46,282 IT'S... 217 00:11:46,306 --> 00:11:47,282 IT'S OKAY. 218 00:11:47,306 --> 00:11:48,217 WE CAN USE OUR IMAGINATIONS, REALLY. 219 00:11:48,241 --> 00:11:50,153 PRIMAL. 220 00:11:50,177 --> 00:11:51,320 FEMALES IN THE ANIMAL KINGDOM, 221 00:11:51,344 --> 00:11:52,521 THEY DO THIS WHEN THEY'RE GESTATING. 222 00:11:52,545 --> 00:11:54,723 YOU BECOME A HOMEBODY. 223 00:11:54,747 --> 00:11:56,859 YOU JUST RETREAT, LIKE A BROODING HEN. 224 00:11:56,883 --> 00:11:59,362 SO YOU GUYS ARE GOING TO PASS UP 225 00:11:59,386 --> 00:12:00,529 A PRIVATE GIRL PARTY 226 00:12:00,553 --> 00:12:01,964 ON THE MOST FAMOUS GIN PALACE 227 00:12:01,988 --> 00:12:02,999 IN THE PACIFIC 228 00:12:03,023 --> 00:12:04,700 SO YOU CAN GO HOME AND SIT ON AN EGG? 229 00:12:04,724 --> 00:12:05,968 I MEAN, IS THIS WHAT I'M HEARING? 230 00:12:05,992 --> 00:12:09,038 YES, THAT IS WHAT YOU'RE HEARING, ALICE. 231 00:12:09,062 --> 00:12:10,239 YES, WE ARE. 232 00:12:10,263 --> 00:12:12,007 I'VE GOT TO GET BACK TO WORK, YOU GUYS. 233 00:12:12,031 --> 00:12:13,008 OKAY. 234 00:12:13,032 --> 00:12:14,010 THANKS FOR COMING. 235 00:12:14,034 --> 00:12:16,645 OKAY, UM... 236 00:12:16,669 --> 00:12:17,914 IT WAS LOVELY. 237 00:12:17,938 --> 00:12:19,682 YEAH, CONGRATULATIONS, YOU GUYS, REALLY. 238 00:12:19,706 --> 00:12:21,083 IT WAS REALLY PRETTY. 239 00:12:21,107 --> 00:12:22,284 YEAH. 240 00:12:22,308 --> 00:12:23,352 IT'S SO DESPERATE, YOU GUYS. 241 00:12:23,376 --> 00:12:24,186 WE HAVE TO GO AHEAD AND DO THIS. 242 00:12:24,210 --> 00:12:25,421 YEAH. 243 00:12:25,445 --> 00:12:26,989 6:00. 244 00:12:27,013 --> 00:12:28,023 OKAY, 6:00. 245 00:12:28,047 --> 00:12:29,927 ALL RIGHT, WE'LL SEE YOU LATER. 246 00:12:45,198 --> 00:12:47,276 SORRY I'M SO LATE, SWEETIE! 247 00:12:47,300 --> 00:12:48,310 I WAS JUST PULLING OUT OF THE GARAGE 248 00:12:48,334 --> 00:12:49,545 WHEN I REALIZED I FORGOT 249 00:12:49,569 --> 00:12:51,013 THE THREE NEW NATURAL CHILDBIRTH BOOKS 250 00:12:51,037 --> 00:12:52,570 WE WANT... 251 00:12:55,041 --> 00:12:57,119 W... WHAT'S GOING ON? 252 00:12:57,143 --> 00:12:58,754 I DON'T KNOW. 253 00:12:58,778 --> 00:13:00,757 THESE GUYS HAVE SOMETHING THEY WANT TO TALK TO US ABOUT. 254 00:13:00,781 --> 00:13:02,625 MAYBE YOU SHOULD HAVE A SEAT NEXT TO TINA. 255 00:13:02,649 --> 00:13:03,659 CAN I JUST... 256 00:13:03,683 --> 00:13:04,660 NO, NO, NO, NO. 257 00:13:04,684 --> 00:13:05,661 I HAVE IT. 258 00:13:05,685 --> 00:13:06,685 OKAY. 259 00:13:07,821 --> 00:13:10,032 OKAY, THAT... 260 00:13:10,056 --> 00:13:11,033 UH, SHANE... 261 00:13:11,057 --> 00:13:12,801 WILL YOU PUT THAT IN THE FRIDGE? 262 00:13:12,825 --> 00:13:13,936 BECAUSE LEAVING HOT FOOD OUT 263 00:13:13,960 --> 00:13:15,905 IS WHAT BRINGS THE BACTERIA TO LIFE, 264 00:13:15,929 --> 00:13:16,872 AND TOXOPLASMOSIS 265 00:13:16,896 --> 00:13:18,574 IS ONE OF MOST PREVALENT CAUSES 266 00:13:18,598 --> 00:13:19,708 OF BIRTH DEFECTS. 267 00:13:19,732 --> 00:13:21,610 YOU GET IT FROM CONTAMINATED FOOD, 268 00:13:21,634 --> 00:13:23,746 UNPASTEURIZED CHEESE, AND... 269 00:13:23,770 --> 00:13:24,747 CATS. CATS... 270 00:13:24,771 --> 00:13:26,282 OUTDOOR CATS. 271 00:13:26,306 --> 00:13:28,217 SLANDER AGAINST CATS. WRITE THAT DOWN. 272 00:13:28,241 --> 00:13:30,641 WHAT ARE YOU WRITING, ANYWAY? 273 00:13:32,112 --> 00:13:35,391 OKAY, HERE GOES. 274 00:13:35,415 --> 00:13:37,092 THE REASON WE'VE GATHERED HERE, 275 00:13:37,116 --> 00:13:38,494 YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY... 276 00:13:38,518 --> 00:13:40,096 BECAUSE WE REALLY DO CONSIDER YOU GUYS 277 00:13:40,120 --> 00:13:41,363 OUR FAMILY. 278 00:13:41,387 --> 00:13:43,832 I MEAN, THAT'S WHY WE WERE AT THAT... 279 00:13:43,856 --> 00:13:45,634 RITUAL THING... 280 00:13:45,658 --> 00:13:48,771 IS TO PERFORM AN INTERVENTION. 281 00:13:48,795 --> 00:13:50,740 LOOK, GUYS, MY COUSINS DID THIS FOR MY UNCLE BILL, 282 00:13:50,764 --> 00:13:52,074 AND HE HASN'T HAD A DROP TO DRINK 283 00:13:52,098 --> 00:13:53,342 SINCE THEY PUT HIM IN THE STRAITJACKET 284 00:13:53,366 --> 00:13:54,577 AND HAULED HIM OFF TO REHAB. 285 00:13:54,601 --> 00:13:55,577 I SWEAR. 286 00:13:55,601 --> 00:13:57,513 THANK YOU FOR THAT, SHANE. 287 00:13:57,537 --> 00:13:59,081 SURE. 288 00:13:59,105 --> 00:14:00,183 NOW, I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING. 289 00:14:00,207 --> 00:14:01,250 WELL, THAT IS A RELIEF, 290 00:14:01,274 --> 00:14:03,352 BECAUSE I CAN SAFELY SAY 291 00:14:03,376 --> 00:14:04,786 THAT WE'RE BOTH JUST TOTALLY MYSTIFIED. 292 00:14:04,810 --> 00:14:08,256 AN INTERVENTION IS ABOUT HELPING PEOPLE YOU LOVE 293 00:14:08,280 --> 00:14:10,859 CHANGE DESTRUCTIVE PATTERNS OF BEHAVIOR. 294 00:14:10,883 --> 00:14:12,094 NOW, OVER THE PAST APPROXIMATELY... 295 00:14:12,118 --> 00:14:13,695 12. 296 00:14:13,719 --> 00:14:15,231 12 WEEKS, 297 00:14:15,255 --> 00:14:17,399 WE'VE NOTICED A VERY ALARMING PATTERN. 298 00:14:17,423 --> 00:14:18,801 UM... 299 00:14:18,825 --> 00:14:22,104 YOU TWO ARE HAVING A BABY, AND WE ARE VERY HAPPY FOR YOU. 300 00:14:22,128 --> 00:14:23,138 WHY WOULDN'T YOU BE? 301 00:14:23,162 --> 00:14:24,140 WE ARE. 302 00:14:24,164 --> 00:14:25,274 JUMP IN ANY TIME. 303 00:14:25,298 --> 00:14:27,643 OKAY, UM, GUYS... 304 00:14:27,667 --> 00:14:30,312 WE'VE SEEN THIS HAPPEN WITH OTHER COUPLES 305 00:14:30,336 --> 00:14:31,447 THAT WE'VE KNOWN... 306 00:14:31,471 --> 00:14:32,715 JANET AND SUE, FOR INSTANCE, 307 00:14:32,739 --> 00:14:34,082 CLAUDIA AND TAMMY... 308 00:14:34,106 --> 00:14:35,784 OH, GOD, ESPECIALLY MIMI AND IVY. WOW. 309 00:14:35,808 --> 00:14:39,054 UM, IT WOULD KILL US, YOU GUYS, 310 00:14:39,078 --> 00:14:41,357 IF YOU WOUND UP LIKE MIMI AND IVY, OKAY, 311 00:14:41,381 --> 00:14:42,992 AND WE WOULDN'T BE YOUR FRIENDS 312 00:14:43,016 --> 00:14:44,059 IF WE JUST STOOD BACK 313 00:14:44,083 --> 00:14:47,963 AND LET YOU... GET SO... 314 00:14:47,987 --> 00:14:49,030 SO... 315 00:14:49,054 --> 00:14:50,032 WHAT? 316 00:14:50,056 --> 00:14:53,068 BORING. 317 00:14:53,092 --> 00:14:54,270 BORING. 318 00:14:54,294 --> 00:14:55,304 BORING, GUYS. 319 00:14:55,328 --> 00:14:57,272 BORING? BORING. 320 00:14:57,296 --> 00:14:58,540 I KNOW THIS IS PAINFUL. 321 00:14:58,564 --> 00:14:59,609 DENIAL'S VERY COMMON. 322 00:14:59,633 --> 00:15:00,742 IT'S OKAY. 323 00:15:00,766 --> 00:15:03,412 THAT'S WHY WE'VE ACTUALLY MADE 324 00:15:03,436 --> 00:15:05,080 THIS LIST OF INCIDENTS, 325 00:15:05,104 --> 00:15:08,651 AND THIS MULTIPLE CHOICE SELF-ASSESSMENT TEST, 326 00:15:08,675 --> 00:15:10,085 WHICH WE'LL GO THROUGH WITH YOU, 327 00:15:10,109 --> 00:15:12,655 AND THEN THE TWO OF YOU CAN FILL IT OUT TOGETHER 328 00:15:12,679 --> 00:15:13,655 AND TALLY THE RESULTS. 329 00:15:13,679 --> 00:15:16,525 IT HAS RESULTS? 330 00:15:16,549 --> 00:15:18,894 RESULTS YOU CAN TALLY? 331 00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:20,029 JESUS. 332 00:15:20,053 --> 00:15:21,297 OKAY. READY? 333 00:15:21,321 --> 00:15:22,364 OKAY. 334 00:15:22,388 --> 00:15:23,432 NO, BUT GO AHEAD. 335 00:15:23,456 --> 00:15:25,601 WEDNESDAY, MARCH 5, 336 00:15:25,625 --> 00:15:26,702 TK ARRIVES AT PLANET 337 00:15:26,726 --> 00:15:28,403 WITH CATALOGUE OF MATERNITY UNDERWEAR 338 00:15:28,427 --> 00:15:30,172 AND TAKES UP THE ENTIRE BREAKFAST 339 00:15:30,196 --> 00:15:33,542 MAKING EVERYONE CHOOSE BETWEEN PIMA COTTON GRANNY PANTIES 340 00:15:33,566 --> 00:15:36,100 AND WIDE WAISTBAND STRETCH LYCRA MATERNITY BRIEFS. 341 00:15:37,870 --> 00:15:40,549 SURE, I DID THAT, BUT I NEEDED YOU TO HELP ME... 342 00:15:40,573 --> 00:15:42,184 ACCEPTANCE IS THE FIRST STEP, TINA. 343 00:15:42,208 --> 00:15:43,519 DANA? 344 00:15:43,543 --> 00:15:44,920 RIGHT. 345 00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:46,422 TINA, THIS ONE'S FOR YOU. 346 00:15:46,446 --> 00:15:48,523 FROM THE QUESTIONNAIRE... 347 00:15:48,547 --> 00:15:50,726 "AN APPROPRIATE RESPONSE TO THE QUESTION, 348 00:15:50,750 --> 00:15:53,128 'HI, HOW ARE YOU?' IS..." 349 00:15:53,152 --> 00:15:54,196 I DON'T KNOW. 350 00:15:54,220 --> 00:15:55,197 "A." 351 00:15:55,221 --> 00:15:57,099 "A" "FINE, THANKS, 352 00:15:57,123 --> 00:15:58,801 AND YOU?" 353 00:15:58,825 --> 00:16:00,970 "B", WHICH ALSO WOULD HAVE BEEN GOOD... 354 00:16:00,994 --> 00:16:02,738 "I'M FEELING A LITTLE TIRED TODAY, 355 00:16:02,762 --> 00:16:06,075 BUT I'M REALLY HAPPY TO SEE YOU GUYS," 356 00:16:06,099 --> 00:16:07,075 BUT "C"? 357 00:16:07,099 --> 00:16:08,377 SHANE? 358 00:16:08,401 --> 00:16:09,945 UH, YEAH, 359 00:16:09,969 --> 00:16:11,580 "C", BEING... 360 00:16:11,604 --> 00:16:13,382 "I'M TAKING PROGESTERONE SUPPOSITORIES 361 00:16:13,406 --> 00:16:15,651 "AND MY VAGINAL DISCHARGE IS ALL GOOEY AND BROWNISH 362 00:16:15,675 --> 00:16:16,718 "AND MY GUMS ARE SPONGY AND BLEEDING 363 00:16:16,742 --> 00:16:17,753 "FROM THE HORMONES 364 00:16:17,777 --> 00:16:18,954 "AND EXTRA BLOOD 365 00:16:18,978 --> 00:16:21,338 COURSING THROUGH MY BODY..." 366 00:16:21,581 --> 00:16:22,558 BETTE... 367 00:16:22,582 --> 00:16:23,459 I DON'T WANT YOU TO THINK 368 00:16:23,483 --> 00:16:24,793 THIS IS JUST ABOUT TINA. 369 00:16:24,817 --> 00:16:27,129 NO, I'M SURE I'VE BORED THE HELL OUT OF YOU... 370 00:16:27,153 --> 00:16:28,230 LOOK, GUYS, 371 00:16:28,254 --> 00:16:30,633 WE LOVE YOU SO MUCH. 372 00:16:30,657 --> 00:16:33,201 WE LOVE YOU GUYS. WE DO. 373 00:16:33,225 --> 00:16:34,603 DITTO. 374 00:16:34,627 --> 00:16:35,771 LOVE YOU. 375 00:16:35,795 --> 00:16:37,139 THAT'S WHY IT PAINS US SO MUCH 376 00:16:37,163 --> 00:16:38,740 TO SEE YOU IN THIS DOWNWARD SPIRAL. 377 00:16:38,764 --> 00:16:41,265 I MEAN, TINA, LOOK AT YOUR FEET. 378 00:16:45,638 --> 00:16:47,116 WHAT? 379 00:16:47,140 --> 00:16:48,216 OH, LOOK, SEE, RIGHT HERE. 380 00:16:48,240 --> 00:16:49,318 IT SAYS, "TRUE, FALSE? 381 00:16:49,342 --> 00:16:50,686 "RIGHT NOW I AM WEARING 382 00:16:50,710 --> 00:16:53,230 FUZZY-WUZZY SLIPPERS." 383 00:17:01,955 --> 00:17:02,931 ALL RIGHT. THAT'S IT. 384 00:17:02,955 --> 00:17:03,932 OKAY. ALL RIGHT. 385 00:17:03,956 --> 00:17:05,067 OKAY. GREAT. 386 00:17:05,091 --> 00:17:06,935 OKAY, SO... HERE, MAYBE LEAVE SOME COPIES. 387 00:17:06,959 --> 00:17:07,937 YEAH, WE'LL GIVE YOU SOME EXTRAS 388 00:17:07,961 --> 00:17:10,438 IN CASE YOU MESS UP... 389 00:17:10,462 --> 00:17:11,440 SEE YOU. 390 00:17:11,464 --> 00:17:12,775 OKAY, BYE-BYE. 391 00:17:12,799 --> 00:17:13,864 SEE YOU GUYS. 392 00:17:23,743 --> 00:17:25,287 YOU'RE NOT BORED BY YOUR MOMMIES, 393 00:17:25,311 --> 00:17:26,743 ARE YOU? 394 00:17:28,181 --> 00:17:29,413 HE'S NOT. 395 00:17:34,553 --> 00:17:36,154 [♪♪♪] 396 00:17:40,192 --> 00:17:41,959 [TELEPHONE RINGING] 397 00:17:49,468 --> 00:17:50,935 HOLA. 398 00:17:53,573 --> 00:17:55,217 OH, WAIT A MINUTE. 399 00:17:55,241 --> 00:17:57,052 CAN YOU HOLD ON A MINUTE? 400 00:17:57,076 --> 00:17:58,954 JUST ONE MINUTE. 401 00:17:58,978 --> 00:18:01,523 [TURNS MUSIC OFF] 402 00:18:01,547 --> 00:18:03,325 HI! YEAH. 403 00:18:03,349 --> 00:18:04,326 YEAH, THIS IS ME. 404 00:18:04,350 --> 00:18:06,828 IT'S KIND OF A WHISTLE STOP TOUR. 405 00:18:06,852 --> 00:18:08,463 I'M LOOKING AT WASHINGTON U TOMORROW, 406 00:18:08,487 --> 00:18:11,100 THEN I'M OFF TO L.A. THE FOLLOWING DAY. 407 00:18:11,124 --> 00:18:13,069 I'VE BEEN OFFERED A PLACE AT USC. 408 00:18:13,093 --> 00:18:14,670 AN INTERNSHIP. 409 00:18:14,694 --> 00:18:17,172 LOOK, ANYWAYS, WHAT I WAS THINKING... 410 00:18:17,196 --> 00:18:19,174 LOOK, I'M IN INTERVIEWS MOST OF THE AFTERNOON, 411 00:18:19,198 --> 00:18:22,144 AND THEN I'M CATCHING AN EVENING FLIGHT BACK TO DC, 412 00:18:22,168 --> 00:18:24,379 YOU KNOW, BUT I THOUGHT MAYBE... 413 00:18:24,403 --> 00:18:25,547 MAYBE WE COULD MEET 414 00:18:25,571 --> 00:18:28,117 BEFORE I LEAVE. 415 00:18:28,141 --> 00:18:29,418 LOOK, I REALIZE YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED 416 00:18:29,442 --> 00:18:30,919 TO PUT YOURSELF IN, YOU KNOW, 417 00:18:30,943 --> 00:18:33,255 STRESSFUL SITUATIONS 418 00:18:33,279 --> 00:18:36,124 AT THIS STAGE IN THE RECOVERY PROCESS, 419 00:18:36,148 --> 00:18:38,761 AND, LOOK, I WANT TO BE RESPECTFUL OF THAT. 420 00:18:38,785 --> 00:18:40,429 NO, I'M OKAY. 421 00:18:40,453 --> 00:18:42,297 I... I CAN HANDLE IT. 422 00:18:42,321 --> 00:18:43,365 OKAY? 423 00:18:43,389 --> 00:18:44,866 I'LL SEE YOU THEN. 424 00:18:44,890 --> 00:18:49,571 AND THAT'S PRETTY MUCH IT UNTIL THEY RELEASE THE CAMPAIGN. 425 00:18:49,595 --> 00:18:52,041 YOU LOOK FUCKING HOT. 426 00:18:52,065 --> 00:18:54,476 YOU SHOULD DRESS LIKE THAT MORE OFTEN. 427 00:18:54,500 --> 00:18:56,044 I'M GOING TO A PARTY LATER. 428 00:18:56,068 --> 00:18:58,614 GREAT. 429 00:18:58,638 --> 00:19:00,449 THAT REMINDS ME OF ONE THING, ACTUALLY. 430 00:19:00,473 --> 00:19:02,651 USUALLY IN A CONTRACT LIKE THIS, 431 00:19:02,675 --> 00:19:04,887 THERE'S SOMETHING CALLED A LIFESTYLE CLAUSE, 432 00:19:04,911 --> 00:19:06,688 OKAY, IN WHICH YOU, AS THE SPOKESPERSON, 433 00:19:06,712 --> 00:19:07,823 ARE EXPECTED TO, UM.., 434 00:19:07,847 --> 00:19:10,925 REFLECT THE COMPANY'S IMAGE, 435 00:19:10,949 --> 00:19:12,428 YOU KNOW, IN ALL ASPECTS OF YOUR LIFE. 436 00:19:12,452 --> 00:19:13,729 IT CAN MEAN STUPID THINGS, 437 00:19:13,753 --> 00:19:16,298 LIKE NO PUBLIC DRUNKENNESS, OR... 438 00:19:16,322 --> 00:19:18,242 I DON'T KNOW, NO SATAN-WORSHIPPING. 439 00:19:20,492 --> 00:19:22,571 THIS IS THE DEAL. 440 00:19:22,595 --> 00:19:24,406 ONCE YOU SIGN THIS THING, SUBARU OWNS YOUR ASS. 441 00:19:24,430 --> 00:19:26,641 YOU'VE GOT TO PLAY BY THEIR RULES. 442 00:19:26,665 --> 00:19:27,643 WHAT ABOUT MARTINA? 443 00:19:27,667 --> 00:19:29,911 YEAH... 444 00:19:29,935 --> 00:19:32,280 YEAH, I KNOW THAT SUBARU DID THAT WHOLE... 445 00:19:32,304 --> 00:19:33,581 MARTINA LIFESTYLE CAMPAIGN, 446 00:19:33,605 --> 00:19:34,750 BUT THAT'S DIFFERENT. 447 00:19:34,774 --> 00:19:36,251 THAT'S MARTINA. SHE'S A SUPERSTAR. 448 00:19:36,275 --> 00:19:39,120 YOU KNOW, SHE CAN PULL OFF THAT WHOLE GAY THING, 449 00:19:39,144 --> 00:19:41,223 BUT YOU'RE NOT MARTINA, BABE. 450 00:19:41,247 --> 00:19:43,407 YOU'RE NOT TIGER WOODS, YOU'RE NOT A SUPERSTAR. 451 00:19:44,683 --> 00:19:45,661 WHAT YOU ARE 452 00:19:45,685 --> 00:19:48,296 IS VERY HOT, VERY SEXY. 453 00:19:48,320 --> 00:19:49,931 THIS IS IT. 454 00:19:49,955 --> 00:19:51,400 THIS IS YOUR CHANCE TO CASH IN, 455 00:19:51,424 --> 00:19:52,768 BUT YOU'VE GOT TO FACE THE FACTS, DANA. 456 00:19:52,792 --> 00:19:55,204 THE CLOCK'S TICKING. 457 00:19:55,228 --> 00:19:56,939 YOU KNOW, YOUR... 458 00:19:56,963 --> 00:19:58,963 YOUR ANNA KOURNIKOVA DAYS ARE NUMBERED. 459 00:19:59,765 --> 00:20:00,943 FUCK YOU, CONRAD. 460 00:20:00,967 --> 00:20:02,032 HEY, I'VE OFFERED. 461 00:20:03,235 --> 00:20:04,947 OH, LIGHTEN UP, FAIRBANKS. COME ON. 462 00:20:04,971 --> 00:20:06,915 YOU CAN BE A LEZ WHEN YOU RETIRE. 463 00:20:06,939 --> 00:20:10,519 OKAY, RIGHT NOW, YOU'RE AN ASS-KICKIN', BUT... 464 00:20:10,543 --> 00:20:11,653 DICK-LOVIN' ATHLETE 465 00:20:11,677 --> 00:20:13,121 WHO'S GETTING A FAT PAYCHECK. 466 00:20:13,145 --> 00:20:14,122 ALL YOU'VE GOT TO DO 467 00:20:14,146 --> 00:20:15,123 IS SMILE PRETTY FOR THE CAMERA. 468 00:20:15,147 --> 00:20:16,380 CAPICHE? 469 00:20:27,259 --> 00:20:28,270 HEY, LADIES, HOW YOU DOING? 470 00:20:28,294 --> 00:20:29,271 GOOD. 471 00:20:29,295 --> 00:20:30,272 NAMES, PLEASE? 472 00:20:30,296 --> 00:20:31,807 BETTE PORTER AND TINA KENNARD. 473 00:20:31,831 --> 00:20:32,741 BETTE AND TINA... 474 00:20:32,765 --> 00:20:34,109 THERE YOU GO. 475 00:20:34,133 --> 00:20:35,410 UH, SHANE'S NOT HERE YET, BUT YOU CAN GO ON BOARD 476 00:20:35,434 --> 00:20:36,378 AND MAKE YOURSELVES FEEL COMFORTABLE. 477 00:20:36,402 --> 00:20:37,145 THANKS. 478 00:20:37,169 --> 00:20:38,247 OKAY, THANKS. 479 00:20:38,271 --> 00:20:39,080 ACTUALLY, 480 00:20:39,104 --> 00:20:41,584 YOU'RE THE FIRST TWO TO ARRIVE. 481 00:20:43,109 --> 00:20:44,085 UH-OH. 482 00:20:44,109 --> 00:20:45,354 WE'RE THE FIRST ONES HERE? 483 00:20:45,378 --> 00:20:46,588 THAT'S REALLY BORING, ISN'T IT? 484 00:20:46,612 --> 00:20:48,056 THAT'S BORING. 485 00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:49,225 SO BORING... 486 00:20:49,249 --> 00:20:51,393 GOD... 487 00:20:51,417 --> 00:20:54,062 THIS IS SO NICE. 488 00:20:54,086 --> 00:20:57,532 IT IS. 489 00:20:57,556 --> 00:20:59,434 AND SO PEACEFUL. 490 00:20:59,458 --> 00:21:02,226 [♪♪♪] 491 00:22:31,783 --> 00:22:34,963 SO YOU STILL HAVEN'T TOLD ME. 492 00:22:34,987 --> 00:22:36,520 WHAT DO YOU THINK COUNTS AS SEX? 493 00:22:41,760 --> 00:22:43,338 I DON'T KNOW... 494 00:22:43,362 --> 00:22:44,442 IF YOU HAVE AN ORGASM? 495 00:22:47,099 --> 00:22:48,110 WELL, IF THAT WAS THE CASE, 496 00:22:48,134 --> 00:22:49,644 THAT WOULD MEAN THOUSANDS OF WOMEN 497 00:22:49,668 --> 00:22:50,779 WHO ARE MARRIED AND HAVE CHILDREN 498 00:22:50,803 --> 00:22:51,843 HAVE NEVER HAD SEX... 499 00:22:55,174 --> 00:22:56,852 BUT EITHER WAY, 500 00:22:56,876 --> 00:23:01,323 YOU AND I DEFINITELY HAVE HAD SEX. 501 00:23:01,347 --> 00:23:02,624 YOU ARE SO SEXY, DANA. 502 00:23:02,648 --> 00:23:05,128 YOU MAKE ME COME SO HARD. 503 00:23:11,590 --> 00:23:12,934 OH, DID I OFFEND YOU OR SOMETHING? 504 00:23:12,958 --> 00:23:14,225 NO, EVERYTHING'S FINE. 505 00:23:19,832 --> 00:23:20,942 DANA, WHAT'S UP? 506 00:23:20,966 --> 00:23:22,310 I JUST... I NEED YOU TO STOP. 507 00:23:22,334 --> 00:23:23,312 STOP WHAT? 508 00:23:23,336 --> 00:23:24,312 TOUCHING ME. 509 00:23:24,336 --> 00:23:27,216 KISSING ME. 510 00:23:27,240 --> 00:23:28,283 I CAN'T DO THIS, OKAY? 511 00:23:28,307 --> 00:23:30,118 I'M NOT READY FOR ALL THIS. 512 00:23:30,142 --> 00:23:31,252 I DON'T BELIEVE YOU. 513 00:23:31,276 --> 00:23:32,654 I DON'T THINK 514 00:23:32,678 --> 00:23:35,357 I'VE EVER MET ANYONE MORE READY IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. 515 00:23:35,381 --> 00:23:36,358 I KNOW. 516 00:23:36,382 --> 00:23:38,660 I'M GAY, 517 00:23:38,684 --> 00:23:41,162 AND WHEN I HIDE THAT, I HIDE THE BEST PART OF ME, 518 00:23:41,186 --> 00:23:47,536 BUT YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT IT MEANS TO BE ME. 519 00:23:47,560 --> 00:23:49,070 MY CLOCK IS TICKING, LARA, 520 00:23:49,094 --> 00:23:50,772 AND YOU WANT TO HAVE SEX IN THE STREET... 521 00:23:50,796 --> 00:23:52,274 WHAT? 522 00:23:52,298 --> 00:23:53,509 AND I DON'T WANT TO PARADE AROUND 523 00:23:53,533 --> 00:23:54,576 MAKING SURE EVERYONE KNOWS OUR BUSINESS. 524 00:23:54,600 --> 00:23:58,146 I'M NOT LIKE YOU. 525 00:23:58,170 --> 00:23:59,514 I CARE WHAT THEY THINK. 526 00:23:59,538 --> 00:24:01,983 LOOK, IS THIS ABOUT THE AD CAMPAIGN OR SOMETHING? 527 00:24:02,007 --> 00:24:04,087 DID YOUR AGENT SCARE THE SHIT OUT OF YOU? 528 00:24:05,644 --> 00:24:07,188 JUST, I CAN'T STAND TO BE JUDGED BY YOU 529 00:24:07,212 --> 00:24:08,190 ALL THE TIME. 530 00:24:08,214 --> 00:24:10,425 YOU'RE A BIGGER, BETTER PERSON THAN ME, 531 00:24:10,449 --> 00:24:14,729 AND EVERY TIME I LOOK AT YOU, I'M REMINDED OF THAT. 532 00:24:14,753 --> 00:24:15,763 I'M SORRY. 533 00:24:15,787 --> 00:24:17,533 I'M PUTTING TOO MUCH PRESSURE ON YOU, 534 00:24:17,557 --> 00:24:18,800 AND I'M MOVING TOO FAST. 535 00:24:18,824 --> 00:24:19,834 MAYBE WE SHOULD... 536 00:24:19,858 --> 00:24:21,025 NO. 537 00:24:23,662 --> 00:24:24,662 NO? 538 00:24:27,900 --> 00:24:29,678 I JUST, I... I CAN'T. 539 00:24:29,702 --> 00:24:30,967 OKAY? JUST FORGET IT! 540 00:24:34,940 --> 00:24:37,107 I CAN'T. THIS IS TOO HARD. 541 00:24:44,316 --> 00:24:45,949 I DON'T WANT TO BE WITH YOU. 542 00:25:00,432 --> 00:25:03,745 WHAT WERE YOU DOING LAST NIGHT AROUND 9:15? 543 00:25:03,769 --> 00:25:05,781 I DON'T KNOW. 544 00:25:05,805 --> 00:25:08,750 I THINK BRUSHING MY TEETH? 545 00:25:08,774 --> 00:25:10,151 DID YOU FEEL ANYTHING? 546 00:25:10,175 --> 00:25:12,721 BECAUSE I WAS SENDING YOU REIKI. 547 00:25:12,745 --> 00:25:14,690 OH, MY GOD. 548 00:25:14,714 --> 00:25:16,391 DID YOU SAY 9:15? 549 00:25:16,415 --> 00:25:17,892 REIKI, ISN'T THAT BORING? 550 00:25:17,916 --> 00:25:20,462 REALLY BORING. WRITE IT DOWN. 551 00:25:20,486 --> 00:25:21,830 YOU'RE UNDER SO MUCH STRESS RIGHT NOW 552 00:25:21,854 --> 00:25:23,298 WITH EVERYTHING THAT'S GOING ON 553 00:25:23,322 --> 00:25:25,400 WITH YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR SIBLINGS. 554 00:25:25,424 --> 00:25:26,701 IF YOU WANT, 555 00:25:26,725 --> 00:25:27,736 I COULD DO SOME HANDS ON WITH YOU 556 00:25:27,760 --> 00:25:29,805 LATER TONIGHT. 557 00:25:29,829 --> 00:25:31,473 I WOULD LOVE THAT. 558 00:25:31,497 --> 00:25:33,808 I WOULD REALLY LOVE THAT. 559 00:25:33,832 --> 00:25:36,144 I, ACTUALLY, I HAVE THIS... 560 00:25:36,168 --> 00:25:39,469 I DON'T KNOW IF YOU CAN FEEL THIS. 561 00:25:41,406 --> 00:25:42,250 YEAH. YEAH. 562 00:25:42,274 --> 00:25:43,618 CAN YOU FEEL THAT? 563 00:25:43,642 --> 00:25:45,923 IT'S DEFINITELY BLOCKED. 564 00:25:53,552 --> 00:25:55,218 HOLD ON A SECOND? 565 00:26:01,293 --> 00:26:02,170 HEY, HEY, HEY. 566 00:26:02,194 --> 00:26:03,405 HEY. 567 00:26:03,429 --> 00:26:04,405 WHERE'S YOUR WOMAN? 568 00:26:04,429 --> 00:26:06,764 SHE COULDN'T MAKE IT. 569 00:26:07,799 --> 00:26:08,810 THAT SUCKS. 570 00:26:08,834 --> 00:26:09,844 ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 571 00:26:09,868 --> 00:26:12,002 YEAH, I'M FINE. 572 00:26:17,442 --> 00:26:19,254 ARE YOU FEELING THAT? 573 00:26:19,278 --> 00:26:21,322 YEAH... 574 00:26:21,346 --> 00:26:23,525 YEAH, I THINK SO. 575 00:26:23,549 --> 00:26:24,659 I'M WORKING TELEPATHICALLY 576 00:26:24,683 --> 00:26:26,461 ON YOUR GLUTES RIGHT NOW. 577 00:26:26,485 --> 00:26:28,463 RIGHT. 578 00:26:28,487 --> 00:26:30,031 YOU'RE CARRYING A LOT OF STRESS 579 00:26:30,055 --> 00:26:35,137 IN YOUR LOWER BACK AND HIPS. 580 00:26:35,161 --> 00:26:37,939 ALL RIGHT, NOW... 581 00:26:37,963 --> 00:26:39,106 I'M RELEASING IT. 582 00:26:39,130 --> 00:26:40,998 OKAY. 583 00:26:46,705 --> 00:26:48,483 CAN I TAKE YOUR SHIRT OFF? 584 00:26:48,507 --> 00:26:50,151 I THINK IT MIGHT HELP. 585 00:26:50,175 --> 00:26:51,353 YEAH. 586 00:26:51,377 --> 00:26:52,453 YEAH, YEAH, SURE, OF COURSE. 587 00:26:52,477 --> 00:26:54,310 I MEAN, IF YOU THINK IT'LL HELP. 588 00:26:57,049 --> 00:26:58,749 OKAY. 589 00:27:02,554 --> 00:27:03,565 ARE YOU READY? 590 00:27:03,589 --> 00:27:04,466 READY. 591 00:27:04,490 --> 00:27:05,622 ALL RIGHT, CHEERS. 592 00:27:23,209 --> 00:27:26,354 ONE MORE, ONE MORE, ONE MORE, ONE MORE. 593 00:27:26,378 --> 00:27:27,356 ONE MORE? 594 00:27:27,380 --> 00:27:29,345 YES. ONE MORE. 595 00:27:30,649 --> 00:27:31,626 ARE YOU READY? 596 00:27:31,650 --> 00:27:32,628 YOU READY? 597 00:27:32,652 --> 00:27:33,628 ALL RIGHT. 598 00:27:33,652 --> 00:27:34,629 AND, GO. 599 00:27:34,653 --> 00:27:35,653 CHEERS. 600 00:27:39,758 --> 00:27:42,192 FABULOUS. OKAY. 601 00:27:43,529 --> 00:27:44,529 WHOO! 602 00:28:22,301 --> 00:28:22,677 WAIT. 603 00:28:22,701 --> 00:28:24,145 WHAT? 604 00:28:24,169 --> 00:28:26,103 I HAVE SOMETHING. 605 00:28:33,545 --> 00:28:35,924 YOU'RE KIDDING, RIGHT? 606 00:28:35,948 --> 00:28:37,726 WHY WOULD I BE KIDDING? 607 00:28:37,750 --> 00:28:40,561 WELL, BECAUSE... 608 00:28:40,585 --> 00:28:42,330 BECAUSE YOU'RE A MAN. 609 00:28:42,354 --> 00:28:43,298 YOU KNOW? 610 00:28:43,322 --> 00:28:46,100 YOU'VE GOT THE REAL THING. 611 00:28:46,124 --> 00:28:48,703 THAT'S NOT HOW I WANT TO MAKE LOVE TO YOU. 612 00:28:48,727 --> 00:28:51,773 THAT'S HOW I WANT YOU TO, OKAY? 613 00:28:51,797 --> 00:28:53,675 BUT IT GOES AGAINST WHO I AM. 614 00:28:53,699 --> 00:28:56,211 LISTEN, YOU'RE A MAN. 615 00:28:56,235 --> 00:28:57,779 YOU'RE A MAN NAMED LISA, 616 00:28:57,803 --> 00:29:01,950 BUT YOU'RE DEFINITELY A MAN... 617 00:29:01,974 --> 00:29:03,874 I'M A LESBIAN... MAN. 618 00:29:11,317 --> 00:29:13,094 [MOANS] 619 00:29:13,118 --> 00:29:15,284 [♪♪♪] 620 00:29:21,493 --> 00:29:23,460 DANA'S REALLY GETTING DOWN WITH HER BAD SELF. 621 00:29:29,134 --> 00:29:30,545 YEAH, AND I BET HER BAD SELF 622 00:29:30,569 --> 00:29:33,049 IS GOING TO FEEL REAL BAD IN THE MORNING. 623 00:29:39,511 --> 00:29:41,422 HOW ARE YOU HOLDING UP? 624 00:29:41,446 --> 00:29:43,691 MM, NOT SO GOOD. 625 00:29:43,715 --> 00:29:45,393 DO YOU THINK THEY HAVE A 12-STEP PROGRAM 626 00:29:45,417 --> 00:29:48,852 FOR PEOPLE WHO ARE ADDICTED TO DOMESTICITY? 627 00:30:11,543 --> 00:30:13,376 OH, MY GOD. 628 00:30:19,218 --> 00:30:20,361 WHAT? 629 00:30:20,385 --> 00:30:21,363 WHAT'S THE MATTER? 630 00:30:21,387 --> 00:30:22,719 WHAT? 631 00:30:26,158 --> 00:30:30,104 NO, NO, NO. NO, DON'T DO THIS. 632 00:30:30,128 --> 00:30:32,407 WH... WHA... 633 00:30:32,431 --> 00:30:35,165 BUT YOU HAD A GOOD TIME. 634 00:30:37,068 --> 00:30:38,446 HERE, QUICK. 635 00:30:38,470 --> 00:30:40,348 SLIP UNDER MY CLOAK OF BORINGNESS, 636 00:30:40,372 --> 00:30:43,139 AND NO ONE WILL EVEN NOTICE WE'RE GONE. 637 00:31:54,346 --> 00:31:56,879 [SNIFFING] 638 00:32:13,065 --> 00:32:15,776 [RETCHING] 639 00:32:15,800 --> 00:32:17,112 HANG IN THERE. I'VE GOT YOU. 640 00:32:17,136 --> 00:32:18,713 OH... 641 00:32:18,737 --> 00:32:19,914 BABY, LET IT OUT. 642 00:32:19,938 --> 00:32:21,449 LET IT GO. 643 00:32:21,473 --> 00:32:22,905 [VOMITING] 644 00:32:53,305 --> 00:32:56,106 HERE'S YOUR HOT MILK AND HONEY IF YOU STILL WANT IT. 645 00:33:01,780 --> 00:33:03,491 I LOVE YOU. 646 00:33:03,515 --> 00:33:04,948 LOVE YOU, TOO. 647 00:33:08,053 --> 00:33:09,930 AND I THINK YOU'RE THE MOST EXCITING WOMAN 648 00:33:09,954 --> 00:33:12,689 IN ALL OF LOS ANGELES. 649 00:33:18,096 --> 00:33:21,264 BABY, WILL YOU TURN OFF THE LIGHT? 650 00:33:31,377 --> 00:33:32,520 HEY, YOU GUYS, 651 00:33:32,544 --> 00:33:35,289 WHERE ARE BETTE AND TINA? 652 00:33:35,313 --> 00:33:37,325 BORING. 653 00:33:37,349 --> 00:33:40,194 YEAH, SO BORING. 654 00:33:40,218 --> 00:33:43,064 I DON'T KNOW. 655 00:33:43,088 --> 00:33:44,132 YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT IT, 656 00:33:44,156 --> 00:33:46,101 WHAT'S MORE BORING, RIGHT? 657 00:33:46,125 --> 00:33:48,102 YOU MAKE ENDLESS LISTS, 658 00:33:48,126 --> 00:33:49,871 AND YOU BAWL YOUR HEAD OFF, 659 00:33:49,895 --> 00:33:54,508 AND THEN PUKE OVER THE SIDE OF THE BOAT, 660 00:33:54,532 --> 00:33:56,677 OR YOU GET TO GO HOME 661 00:33:56,701 --> 00:33:58,078 AND GO TO SLEEP WITH THE SAME PERSON 662 00:33:58,102 --> 00:34:00,370 YOU'VE BEEN IN LOVE WITH FOR SEVEN YEARS? 663 00:34:03,208 --> 00:34:05,853 I DON'T KNOW. 664 00:34:05,877 --> 00:34:07,154 HEY... 665 00:34:07,178 --> 00:34:08,689 SHANE... 666 00:34:08,713 --> 00:34:09,824 HEY, HEY, HEY, SHANE, GET DOWN. 667 00:34:09,848 --> 00:34:11,125 SHANE, PLEASE GET DOWN. 668 00:34:11,149 --> 00:34:14,561 SHANE... 669 00:34:14,585 --> 00:34:17,231 YOU'RE FREAKING ME OUT. GET DOWN. 670 00:34:17,255 --> 00:34:20,189 [♪♪♪] 671 00:34:27,932 --> 00:34:30,867 [♪♪♪] 672 00:35:40,572 --> 00:35:42,939 [KNOCKING] 673 00:35:45,877 --> 00:35:47,355 OOF! 674 00:35:47,379 --> 00:35:49,123 OH... 675 00:35:49,147 --> 00:35:50,625 OKAY, I'M COMING. 676 00:35:50,649 --> 00:35:52,482 OH, GOD... 677 00:35:53,852 --> 00:35:55,730 WAKEY-WAKEY. 678 00:35:55,754 --> 00:35:57,098 JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU? 679 00:35:57,122 --> 00:35:58,266 I GOT FOOD POISONING. 680 00:35:58,290 --> 00:35:59,267 OH, GOD. 681 00:35:59,291 --> 00:36:00,268 YEAH, TELL WHAT'S-HER-NAME 682 00:36:00,292 --> 00:36:01,202 TO DO YOU SOBER 683 00:36:01,226 --> 00:36:02,992 THE NIGHT BEFORE A PHOTO SHOOT. 684 00:36:04,128 --> 00:36:06,240 SHE UP THERE? 685 00:36:06,264 --> 00:36:10,144 NO, SHE, UH... 686 00:36:10,168 --> 00:36:11,445 I'LL GO GET READY. 687 00:36:11,469 --> 00:36:14,883 YEAH, MAKE YOURSELF PRESENTABLE. 688 00:36:14,907 --> 00:36:18,686 THE MAKEUP ARTIST WILL DO THE REST. 689 00:36:18,710 --> 00:36:20,922 THEY CAN WORK WONDERS, PROFESSIONAL MAKEUP PEOPLE. 690 00:36:20,946 --> 00:36:22,023 REMEMBER GIA? 691 00:36:22,047 --> 00:36:23,958 20... 692 00:36:23,982 --> 00:36:25,626 COME ON, FIVE MORE, DON'T GIVE UP. 693 00:36:25,650 --> 00:36:26,561 HOW ARE YOU EVER GOING TO GET 694 00:36:26,585 --> 00:36:27,428 THOSE BUNS OF STEEL? 695 00:36:27,452 --> 00:36:28,729 I DON'T WANT BUNS OF STEEL. 696 00:36:28,753 --> 00:36:30,164 SHOOT, I'LL TAKE THEM. 697 00:36:30,188 --> 00:36:32,199 AS LONG AS I DON'T HAVE TO STRAP ON THAT TORTURE TREATMENT. 698 00:36:32,223 --> 00:36:33,668 YOU KNOW THESE GIRLS LIKE THEIR STRAP-ONS. 699 00:36:33,692 --> 00:36:34,902 SHUT UP, HARRISON. 700 00:36:34,926 --> 00:36:37,105 OH, NO, I DIDN'T SAY THAT. 701 00:36:37,129 --> 00:36:39,040 AND... DONE. 702 00:36:39,064 --> 00:36:41,384 COME ON, LET'S STRETCH. 703 00:36:42,434 --> 00:36:44,178 OOH, WHAT'S UP? 704 00:36:44,202 --> 00:36:45,246 I WAS WONDERING 705 00:36:45,270 --> 00:36:46,948 WHAT ARE YOU DOING TONIGHT? 706 00:36:46,972 --> 00:36:48,616 I HAVE A LOT OF PAPERWORK. WHY? 707 00:36:48,640 --> 00:36:51,407 DAVID CALLED ME THE OTHER DAY. 708 00:36:57,015 --> 00:36:57,925 OKAY... 709 00:36:57,949 --> 00:36:59,594 SO I'LL LEAVE YOU GUYS TO IT. 710 00:36:59,618 --> 00:37:00,694 UM, SAME TIME TOMORROW? 711 00:37:00,718 --> 00:37:01,729 YEAH. 712 00:37:01,753 --> 00:37:03,031 GOOD JOB. 713 00:37:03,055 --> 00:37:04,131 THANKS. 714 00:37:04,155 --> 00:37:05,333 BYE. 715 00:37:05,357 --> 00:37:07,790 DID YOU KNOW HE WAS GOING TO CALL ME? 716 00:37:11,796 --> 00:37:12,829 DAD SAID HE MIGHT. 717 00:37:15,567 --> 00:37:17,345 DON'T BE ANGRY WITH ME. 718 00:37:17,369 --> 00:37:18,712 I DIDN'T TELL YOU, 719 00:37:18,736 --> 00:37:19,647 BECAUSE I DIDN'T WANT YOU TO GET YOUR HOPES UP 720 00:37:19,671 --> 00:37:20,714 IN CASE HE DIDN'T. 721 00:37:20,738 --> 00:37:21,983 BUT THAT'S BULLSHIT, 722 00:37:22,007 --> 00:37:23,050 THIS WHOLE CHARADE ABOUT HIM CALLING ME 723 00:37:23,074 --> 00:37:26,253 BECAUSE MELVIN SAYS IT'S ALL RIGHT. 724 00:37:26,277 --> 00:37:28,956 IT... IT... IT'S BULLSHIT! 725 00:37:28,980 --> 00:37:30,180 I'M SORRY YOU FEEL THAT WAY. 726 00:37:35,020 --> 00:37:37,732 I... I TOLD HIM I WOULD MEET HIM TONIGHT 727 00:37:37,756 --> 00:37:41,034 AT 6:00 AT HIS HOTEL. 728 00:37:41,058 --> 00:37:43,426 I'M SO SCARED. 729 00:37:45,497 --> 00:37:47,897 WOULD YOU COME WITH ME? 730 00:37:57,509 --> 00:37:59,309 I'LL PICK YOU UP AT 5:30. 731 00:38:06,318 --> 00:38:08,551 WHAT ARE YOU THINKING? 732 00:38:14,225 --> 00:38:15,703 [LAUGHS] 733 00:38:15,727 --> 00:38:18,639 I'M THINKING THAT I'M VERY HAPPY. 734 00:38:18,663 --> 00:38:20,107 YOU ARE? 735 00:38:20,131 --> 00:38:22,343 YEAH, AND I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT I'M SO HAPPY 736 00:38:22,367 --> 00:38:25,512 WHEN TIM HURTS SO MUCH. 737 00:38:25,536 --> 00:38:29,383 YOU DESERVE TO BE HAPPY. 738 00:38:29,407 --> 00:38:31,218 I HAVE MY, UM, JOURNALS 739 00:38:31,242 --> 00:38:32,587 AND MY COMPUTER 740 00:38:32,611 --> 00:38:35,055 AT TIM'S, 741 00:38:35,079 --> 00:38:36,591 AND I WAS WONDERING 742 00:38:36,615 --> 00:38:37,592 IF I CAN BRING THEM HERE, 743 00:38:37,616 --> 00:38:38,592 BECAUSE THEY WOULDN'T TAKE UP 744 00:38:38,616 --> 00:38:39,593 A LOT OF SPACE. 745 00:38:39,617 --> 00:38:40,594 YOU WANT TO BRING THEM HERE? 746 00:38:40,618 --> 00:38:42,062 YES. 747 00:38:42,086 --> 00:38:43,731 NO, I'M NOT SAYING 748 00:38:43,755 --> 00:38:45,400 THAT I WANT TO MOVE IN WITH YOU, 749 00:38:45,424 --> 00:38:47,135 AND IT WOULD JUST BE FOR A COUPLE OF DAYS, 750 00:38:47,159 --> 00:38:48,836 BUT I FEEL LIKE 751 00:38:48,860 --> 00:38:51,172 I SHOULD BE WRITING RIGHT NOW. 752 00:38:51,196 --> 00:38:54,108 I WOULD FEEL HONORED. 753 00:38:54,132 --> 00:38:55,509 I THINK I COULD... 754 00:38:55,533 --> 00:38:57,511 YOU SURE WON'T HERE. 755 00:38:57,535 --> 00:38:59,580 NO... 756 00:38:59,604 --> 00:39:00,914 REALLY? 757 00:39:00,938 --> 00:39:02,317 BECAUSE IT'S BEAUTIFUL 758 00:39:02,341 --> 00:39:03,818 THE WAY THE LIGHT IS COMING IN 759 00:39:03,842 --> 00:39:05,119 THROUGH THE WINDOWS, 760 00:39:05,143 --> 00:39:08,655 AND I FEEL VERY INSPIRED. 761 00:39:08,679 --> 00:39:09,991 YOU DO? 762 00:39:10,015 --> 00:39:11,258 I DO. 763 00:39:11,282 --> 00:39:13,827 YES, YOU COULD, UM... 764 00:39:13,851 --> 00:39:17,231 YOU COULD WRITE AT THE DESK, 765 00:39:17,255 --> 00:39:22,737 AND LOOK OVER AT THE CANALS, AND... 766 00:39:22,761 --> 00:39:25,272 YOU COULD WRITE GREAT WORKS OF LITERATURE 767 00:39:25,296 --> 00:39:30,878 THAT WOULD GO DOWN IN HISTORY. 768 00:39:30,902 --> 00:39:34,214 DON'T YOU WISH THERE WAS A PARALLEL UNIVERSE? 769 00:39:34,238 --> 00:39:36,150 A PARALLEL UNIVERSE? 770 00:39:36,174 --> 00:39:38,519 YEAH. 771 00:39:38,543 --> 00:39:44,392 WHERE WE COULD LIVE OUT THIS FANTASY? 772 00:39:44,416 --> 00:39:45,926 YOU KNOW, IT WOULDN'T BE 773 00:39:45,950 --> 00:39:48,329 FOR MORE THAN A WEEK, 774 00:39:48,353 --> 00:39:50,698 BECAUSE I CAN'T STAY AT TIM'S ANY MORE, 775 00:39:50,722 --> 00:39:55,369 AND IT WOULD JUST BE UNTIL I, UM... 776 00:39:55,393 --> 00:39:56,770 I GUESS I HAVE TO FIND... 777 00:39:56,794 --> 00:39:59,006 I WOULD LOVE TO. 778 00:39:59,030 --> 00:40:00,207 I WOULD LOVE TO. 779 00:40:00,231 --> 00:40:01,208 YOU WOULD LOVE TO? 780 00:40:01,232 --> 00:40:03,310 OOH, YES. YES... 781 00:40:03,334 --> 00:40:06,580 BUT FRANCESCA'S COMING BACK TOMORROW. 782 00:40:06,604 --> 00:40:08,249 FRANCESCA? 783 00:40:08,273 --> 00:40:10,351 YEAH. 784 00:40:10,375 --> 00:40:13,854 SHE WAS IN ROME DOING A BALLET, 785 00:40:13,878 --> 00:40:19,293 AND THEN FOUR MONTHS IN BUDAPEST, 786 00:40:19,317 --> 00:40:23,731 AND THEN... DOING A MOVIE. 787 00:40:23,755 --> 00:40:27,001 WHO IS FRANCESCA? 788 00:40:27,025 --> 00:40:29,537 FRANCESCA. YOU KNOW. 789 00:40:29,561 --> 00:40:31,005 I TOLD YOU. 790 00:40:31,029 --> 00:40:35,343 EVERYBODY KNOWS. 791 00:40:35,367 --> 00:40:38,379 NO. 792 00:40:38,403 --> 00:40:41,070 I DON'T KNOW. 793 00:40:47,912 --> 00:40:49,790 WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 794 00:40:49,814 --> 00:40:51,759 JENNY, THIS IS NOT THE SOLUTION. 795 00:40:51,783 --> 00:40:54,394 WE HAVE TO TALK ABOUT THIS. 796 00:40:54,418 --> 00:40:55,496 YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND THE DIFFERENCE 797 00:40:55,520 --> 00:40:57,632 BETWEEN YOU AND I, 798 00:40:57,656 --> 00:41:00,067 FRANCESCA AND I... 799 00:41:00,091 --> 00:41:01,457 IT'S SO DIFFERENT. 800 00:41:11,569 --> 00:41:13,881 SHE TRAVELS FOUR TO FIVE MONTHS A YEAR. 801 00:41:13,905 --> 00:41:16,172 SHE'S A COSTUME DESIGNER. 802 00:41:17,508 --> 00:41:19,575 WHAT'S HER LAST NAME? 803 00:41:21,112 --> 00:41:23,613 WOLFF, WITH TWO Fs. 804 00:41:31,622 --> 00:41:33,022 WHO ARE YOU? 805 00:41:37,461 --> 00:41:39,473 SOMEONE WHO CARES ABOUT YOU. 806 00:41:39,497 --> 00:41:43,344 YOU'LL FIND THAT YOUR LIFE IS RICHER, 807 00:41:43,368 --> 00:41:48,048 MORE FULL OF POSSIBILITIES AND CHOICES. 808 00:41:48,072 --> 00:41:50,139 I'VE OPENED UP YOUR WORLD. 809 00:41:52,176 --> 00:41:53,154 FUCK YOU. 810 00:41:53,178 --> 00:41:54,755 JENNY... 811 00:41:54,779 --> 00:41:56,612 DON'T... 812 00:42:00,118 --> 00:42:01,316 TOUCH ME. 813 00:42:17,836 --> 00:42:18,813 THAT'S GREAT, DANA! 814 00:42:18,837 --> 00:42:20,302 YOU LOOK AMAZING! 815 00:42:21,705 --> 00:42:22,683 LOOK OUT, KOURNIKOVA, 816 00:42:22,707 --> 00:42:24,040 HERE COMES DANA FAIRBANKS! 817 00:42:40,124 --> 00:42:41,302 I DON'T THINK 818 00:42:41,326 --> 00:42:42,736 WE SHOULD SIT AT THE BAR. 819 00:42:42,760 --> 00:42:43,971 DON'T BE RIDICULOUS. 820 00:42:43,995 --> 00:42:45,473 I'M NOT GOING TO DRINK TONIGHT. 821 00:42:45,497 --> 00:42:46,740 TONIGHT? 822 00:42:46,764 --> 00:42:48,909 COME ON. 823 00:42:48,933 --> 00:42:50,077 TELL ME SOMETHING. 824 00:42:50,101 --> 00:42:51,812 WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAW ME SHITFACED? 825 00:42:51,836 --> 00:42:53,948 THAT'S NOT THE POINT. 826 00:42:53,972 --> 00:42:55,382 NO, THE POINT IS 827 00:42:55,406 --> 00:42:57,618 THAT YOU AND DAVID HAVE BEEN BRAINWASHED BY MELVIN 828 00:42:57,642 --> 00:43:01,021 INTO THINKING THAT I'M SOME KIND OF FALLING-DOWN DRUNK. 829 00:43:01,045 --> 00:43:02,422 I'VE GOT IT UNDER CONTROL. 830 00:43:02,446 --> 00:43:04,058 WHAT CAN I GET YOU LADIES? 831 00:43:04,082 --> 00:43:06,259 I'LL HAVE A MINERAL WATER, PLEASE. 832 00:43:06,283 --> 00:43:10,063 I'M SORRY, I WILL HAVE THE SAME THING ALSO. 833 00:43:10,087 --> 00:43:12,666 OH! BETTER YET, I'LL HAVE A SELTZER. 834 00:43:12,690 --> 00:43:15,035 HOW ABOUT A SQUIRT OF ROSE'S LIME IN THAT? 835 00:43:15,059 --> 00:43:16,592 MM-HMM, SURE. 836 00:43:23,234 --> 00:43:25,746 I WAS HAVING A DRINK THE OTHER NIGHT 837 00:43:25,770 --> 00:43:27,014 WHEN DAVID CALLED, 838 00:43:27,038 --> 00:43:29,717 AND I HAVEN'T HAD ONE SINCE. 839 00:43:29,741 --> 00:43:30,717 IT'S BEEN TWO DAYS. 840 00:43:30,741 --> 00:43:32,775 I'M GOING TO TRY. 841 00:43:34,545 --> 00:43:36,625 WELL, THAT'S GOOD. AT LEAST YOU'RE TRYING. 842 00:43:38,082 --> 00:43:39,759 NOT DRINKING? IT'S JUST EASY FOR ME. 843 00:43:39,783 --> 00:43:41,528 I HAVE NO DESIRE TO DRINK. 844 00:43:41,552 --> 00:43:44,131 NO, I MEAN, HOW DO YOU KEEP IT ALL TOGETHER? 845 00:43:44,155 --> 00:43:46,400 I MEAN, YOU'VE GOT IT ALL DOWN. 846 00:43:46,424 --> 00:43:47,601 CAREER, LOVE. 847 00:43:47,625 --> 00:43:48,636 LOOK AT YOU. 848 00:43:48,660 --> 00:43:52,206 NOW YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE A FAMILY. 849 00:43:52,230 --> 00:43:54,574 WHAT? IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH TINA? 850 00:43:54,598 --> 00:43:55,609 IS EVERYTHING OKAY? WHAT? WHAT? 851 00:43:55,633 --> 00:43:56,610 NO, NO. EVERYTHING'S FINE. 852 00:43:56,634 --> 00:43:58,812 TINA'S FINE. EVERYTHING'S GREAT. 853 00:43:58,836 --> 00:44:00,447 YOU SURE? 854 00:44:00,471 --> 00:44:02,282 YEAH, I JUST... I... 855 00:44:02,306 --> 00:44:03,718 YOU KNOW, I HAVE SOME THINGS ON MY MIND, 856 00:44:03,742 --> 00:44:04,807 BUT IT'S NOTHING. 857 00:44:06,143 --> 00:44:08,310 I KNOW WHAT IT IS. 858 00:44:11,616 --> 00:44:13,615 YOU'RE HAVING THE DADDY BLUES. 859 00:44:16,020 --> 00:44:17,197 YOU ARE WORRYING ABOUT 860 00:44:17,221 --> 00:44:20,000 ALL THE RESPONSIBILITIES COMING DOWN ON YOU, 861 00:44:20,024 --> 00:44:22,736 THE FINANCIAL RESPONSIBILITIES, 862 00:44:22,760 --> 00:44:25,005 THE "I CAN'T TAKE ANY MORE RISK" 863 00:44:25,029 --> 00:44:26,106 RESPONSIBILITIES... 864 00:44:26,130 --> 00:44:28,609 BECAUSE NOW THERE TWO OTHER LIVES 865 00:44:28,633 --> 00:44:30,410 THAT ARE TOTALLY DEPENDENT 866 00:44:30,434 --> 00:44:32,413 ON YOU KEEPING EVERYTHING TOGETHER. 867 00:44:32,437 --> 00:44:33,914 IT'S A MONSTER. 868 00:44:33,938 --> 00:44:35,182 IT'S BIG. 869 00:44:35,206 --> 00:44:36,884 YEAH, IT IS. 870 00:44:36,908 --> 00:44:38,419 I'M SURE... I'M SURE THAT'S ALL IT IS. 871 00:44:38,443 --> 00:44:39,519 SURE IT IS. 872 00:44:39,543 --> 00:44:42,089 BECAUSE YOU AND TINA ARE SOLID. 873 00:44:42,113 --> 00:44:43,357 YOU'VE GOT A MARRIAGE 874 00:44:43,381 --> 00:44:46,760 LIKE GOD CHOSE YOU TWO TO FIND EACH OTHER, 875 00:44:46,784 --> 00:44:50,319 AND THAT'S A LOVE YOU NEVER WANT TO LET GO. 876 00:44:52,289 --> 00:44:53,267 I'VE GOT TO GO TO THE BATHROOM. 877 00:44:53,291 --> 00:44:54,291 I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 878 00:45:08,939 --> 00:45:10,084 YOU ARE MAKING 879 00:45:10,108 --> 00:45:12,052 ONE BIG PRODUCTION OUT OF ALL THAT. 880 00:45:12,076 --> 00:45:14,088 JUST WANT YOU TO GET YOUR MONEY'S WORTH. 881 00:45:14,112 --> 00:45:15,112 THERE WE GO. 882 00:45:20,351 --> 00:45:21,829 ENJOY. 883 00:45:21,853 --> 00:45:24,186 SKOAL, BABY. 884 00:45:32,997 --> 00:45:35,242 THAT WAS AMAZING. 885 00:45:35,266 --> 00:45:36,243 IT WAS REALLY GREAT. REALLY. 886 00:45:36,267 --> 00:45:37,244 THANK YOU. 887 00:45:37,268 --> 00:45:38,745 THANKS VERY MUCH. 888 00:45:38,769 --> 00:45:39,747 REALLY. 889 00:45:39,771 --> 00:45:40,881 HEY, DO YOU GUYS WANT TO SEE 890 00:45:40,905 --> 00:45:42,149 THE PRELIMINARY ART? 891 00:45:42,173 --> 00:45:43,551 YEAH. 892 00:45:43,575 --> 00:45:45,655 SUPER. I'VE GOT MOCK-UPS RIGHT OVER HERE. 893 00:45:46,443 --> 00:45:48,255 OKAY, CHECK THESE OUT. 894 00:45:48,279 --> 00:45:50,991 THIS IS THE ONE THAT WE LIKE BEST. 895 00:45:51,015 --> 00:45:52,626 SEE, OUR CONCEPT IS... 896 00:45:52,650 --> 00:45:55,450 WE WANT TO POSITION YOU AS THE GAY ANNA KOURNIKOVA. 897 00:45:57,187 --> 00:45:58,165 WHAT? 898 00:45:58,189 --> 00:45:59,555 THE GAY ANNA KOURNIKOVA. 899 00:46:01,559 --> 00:46:02,736 HOLD IT... 900 00:46:02,760 --> 00:46:04,071 HOLD ON A SECOND, HERE, GUYS. 901 00:46:04,095 --> 00:46:05,372 WHAT ARE YOU... WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 902 00:46:05,396 --> 00:46:06,673 THIS IS NOT SOMETHING WE DISCUSSED. 903 00:46:06,697 --> 00:46:07,975 I DON'T THINK THAT YOU... 904 00:46:07,999 --> 00:46:09,777 I LOVE IT. I LOVE IT. 905 00:46:09,801 --> 00:46:11,645 I WANT TO BE THE GAY ANNA KOURNIKOVA. 906 00:46:11,669 --> 00:46:12,935 I DO. 907 00:46:14,572 --> 00:46:15,749 WELL, THAT'S GREAT. 908 00:46:15,773 --> 00:46:16,750 SETTLED, THEN. 909 00:46:16,774 --> 00:46:18,185 THIS IS BRILLIANT. 910 00:46:18,209 --> 00:46:19,120 WAIT A SECOND, THIS IS BRILLIANT. 911 00:46:19,144 --> 00:46:20,220 THIS IS... 912 00:46:20,244 --> 00:46:21,655 THIS IS EXACTLY THE KIND OF THING 913 00:46:21,679 --> 00:46:22,790 WE'VE BEEN GROPING FOR. 914 00:46:22,814 --> 00:46:24,358 IT'S A HOOK... YOU GUYS... 915 00:46:24,382 --> 00:46:25,592 THAT'S WHY THEY PAY YOU THE BIG BUCKS. 916 00:46:25,616 --> 00:46:26,594 RIGHT? 917 00:46:26,618 --> 00:46:28,262 I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT. 918 00:46:28,286 --> 00:46:29,663 FANTASTIC. 919 00:46:29,687 --> 00:46:31,732 ISN'T IT, BABE? 920 00:46:31,756 --> 00:46:32,888 YOU'RE FIRED. 921 00:46:34,859 --> 00:46:37,371 GET OUT OF HERE... 922 00:46:37,395 --> 00:46:39,406 NO, REALLY. 923 00:46:39,430 --> 00:46:41,275 YOU'RE FIRED. 924 00:46:41,299 --> 00:46:42,375 THANK YOU SO MUCH. 925 00:46:42,399 --> 00:46:44,211 THANK YOU SO MUCH. 926 00:46:44,235 --> 00:46:45,212 YOU'VE NO IDEA... 927 00:46:45,236 --> 00:46:48,170 HOW GOOD THIS FEELS. 928 00:46:50,308 --> 00:46:53,019 WHAT TIME DO YOU HAVE? 929 00:46:53,043 --> 00:46:54,143 7:00. 930 00:46:57,782 --> 00:46:58,825 WELL, MAYBE 931 00:46:58,849 --> 00:46:59,827 HE GOT HELD UP IN HIS MEETING. 932 00:46:59,851 --> 00:47:01,461 WHAT TIME DID HE SAY HE WAS GOING TO... 933 00:47:01,485 --> 00:47:03,820 IT WAS 4:00. 934 00:47:11,729 --> 00:47:15,064 THAT'S NOT HIM, KIT. 935 00:47:20,004 --> 00:47:21,281 OKAY, WHAT DID YOU SAY HIS NAME WAS? 936 00:47:21,305 --> 00:47:22,983 DAVID WATERS. 937 00:47:23,007 --> 00:47:24,307 WATERS, RIGHT. 938 00:47:25,776 --> 00:47:26,953 HERE HE IS. 939 00:47:26,977 --> 00:47:28,922 DAVID WATERS CHECKED OUT 940 00:47:28,946 --> 00:47:30,157 ABOUT 45 MINUTES AGO. 941 00:47:30,181 --> 00:47:31,692 ARE YOU SURE? 942 00:47:31,716 --> 00:47:33,327 YES. 943 00:47:33,351 --> 00:47:34,561 HE'S ABOUT 25 YEARS OLD... 944 00:47:34,585 --> 00:47:35,628 SIX FEEL TALL, GIVE OR TAKE 945 00:47:35,652 --> 00:47:36,964 IN A TAN SUIT? 946 00:47:36,988 --> 00:47:38,933 I REMEMBER HIM. I CHECKED HIM OUT MYSELF. 947 00:47:38,957 --> 00:47:40,877 I SAW HIM GET INTO A CAB, IN FACT. 948 00:47:43,294 --> 00:47:46,373 I'M SURE THERE'S BEEN A MISUNDERSTANDING. 949 00:47:46,397 --> 00:47:48,108 WE'LL CALL HIM. 950 00:47:48,132 --> 00:47:50,077 DO YOU WANT ME TO CALL HIM? 951 00:47:50,101 --> 00:47:52,279 I HAVE HIS NUMBER IN D.C. 952 00:47:52,303 --> 00:47:54,402 NO. 953 00:47:58,542 --> 00:48:00,175 [DISTANT SIRENS] 954 00:48:08,753 --> 00:48:10,519 [KNOCKING QUIETLY] 955 00:48:25,370 --> 00:48:29,149 YOU HAVE NO REASON TO BE KIND TO ME, 956 00:48:29,173 --> 00:48:32,152 BUT I NEED TO STAY IN MY WRITING STUDIO TONIGHT. 957 00:48:32,176 --> 00:48:33,842 WHY? 958 00:48:36,414 --> 00:48:37,513 WHAT HAPPENED? 959 00:48:40,985 --> 00:48:42,563 TIM, PLEASE... 960 00:48:42,587 --> 00:48:43,998 BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY 961 00:48:44,022 --> 00:48:46,222 THAT I WISH THAT NONE OF THIS HAD NEVER HAPPENED. 962 00:48:48,959 --> 00:48:50,192 JENNY... 963 00:48:51,763 --> 00:48:53,395 THE THINGS YOU SAY... 964 00:48:57,601 --> 00:48:59,701 HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO MEANING TO ME. 965 00:49:14,385 --> 00:49:15,417 ONE NIGHT. 966 00:49:21,292 --> 00:49:22,791 THAT'S IT. 967 00:49:29,266 --> 00:49:30,577 GO AROUND THE BACK. 968 00:49:30,601 --> 00:49:33,635 [♪♪♪] 61139

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