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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,151 --> 00:00:03,393 [♪ upbeat rock music playing] 2 00:00:03,395 --> 00:00:05,320 [♪ music fades] 3 00:00:05,397 --> 00:00:06,505 A wheel to practice my spell casting. 4 00:00:08,067 --> 00:00:09,008 Did I just make studying fun? 5 00:00:10,236 --> 00:00:11,010 I think I did. 6 00:00:16,075 --> 00:00:17,340 Spell that begins with horse. Uh, easy! 7 00:00:19,094 --> 00:00:20,427 "Horse that draws a four-wheel wagon, 8 00:00:20,504 --> 00:00:21,353 "summon me the egg of a dragon." 9 00:00:24,341 --> 00:00:26,508 And your new Battle of the Wands champion is... 10 00:00:26,585 --> 00:00:27,184 -Billie! -Exactly. 11 00:00:28,678 --> 00:00:29,478 Oh, hey, Justin. 12 00:00:31,257 --> 00:00:32,756 Are you practicing spells on a Saturday? 13 00:00:32,758 --> 00:00:36,693 [chuckles] I am impressed! And suspicious. What's going on? 14 00:00:38,264 --> 00:00:40,873 [sighs] Okay, look, tonight is Battle of the Wands, 15 00:00:40,949 --> 00:00:42,374 and I know what you're gonna say. 16 00:00:42,451 --> 00:00:43,950 [both] "Battle of the Wands is nothing but an underground, 17 00:00:44,027 --> 00:00:47,537 "unregulated, unsafe gathering of magical hooligans." 18 00:00:49,124 --> 00:00:52,626 [sighs] Billie, you are my responsibility. 19 00:00:52,702 --> 00:00:53,944 You are not going to Battle of the Wands. 20 00:00:53,946 --> 00:00:55,629 -But... -If you do, 21 00:00:55,705 --> 00:00:56,213 you'll lose your phone for two weeks. 22 00:00:58,634 --> 00:01:00,784 And get rid of that dragon egg before it hatches. 23 00:01:00,786 --> 00:01:01,635 Our smoke alarm goes off when we burn popcorn. 24 00:01:04,790 --> 00:01:08,975 [exhales] This is what I get for telling the truth. 25 00:01:09,052 --> 00:01:09,518 Well, I'm never doing that again. 26 00:01:15,467 --> 00:01:17,317 [♪ theme song playing] 27 00:01:17,394 --> 00:01:20,228 ♪ Everything is not what it seems ♪ 28 00:01:20,306 --> 00:01:21,413 ♪ When you can have what you want ♪ 29 00:01:21,490 --> 00:01:23,490 ♪ By the simplest of means ♪ 30 00:01:23,567 --> 00:01:25,733 ♪ Be careful not to mess with the balance of things ♪ 31 00:01:25,811 --> 00:01:31,665 ♪ Because everything is not what it seems ♪ 32 00:01:31,741 --> 00:01:33,074 ♪ You might run into trouble if you go to extremes ♪ 33 00:01:33,152 --> 00:01:35,377 ♪ Because everything is not what it seems ♪ 34 00:01:36,655 --> 00:01:37,096 ♪ Yes, please ♪ 35 00:01:39,749 --> 00:01:40,507 -♪ What it seems ♪ -[♪ theme song concludes] 36 00:01:44,330 --> 00:01:45,829 Let me get this straight. Mr. Russo said 37 00:01:45,831 --> 00:01:48,590 you can't go to a dangerous underground magic battle? 38 00:01:48,667 --> 00:01:50,425 Crazy, right? 39 00:01:50,502 --> 00:01:51,685 Crazy that you thought he would let you! 40 00:01:51,761 --> 00:01:53,595 He's Mr. Russo. 41 00:01:53,672 --> 00:01:54,396 He makes his groceries wear seat belts. 42 00:01:56,266 --> 00:01:57,674 But I have to go to Battle of the Wands. 43 00:01:57,676 --> 00:02:00,953 If I win that trophy, I'll show everyone back at home 44 00:02:01,029 --> 00:02:04,030 that I'm not just a screw-up who couldn't cut it at WizTech. 45 00:02:04,107 --> 00:02:04,957 -Then you should go. -But if I go, 46 00:02:05,033 --> 00:02:06,941 Justin will be really mad. 47 00:02:07,019 --> 00:02:08,852 -Then you shouldn't go. -But if I don't, 48 00:02:08,854 --> 00:02:10,462 then everybody will just think I'm a screw-up. 49 00:02:10,539 --> 00:02:12,297 -Then you should go. -But if I do go-- 50 00:02:12,374 --> 00:02:13,132 Billie, we both know this is happening. 51 00:02:15,194 --> 00:02:17,285 Let me just grab my go bag. 52 00:02:17,363 --> 00:02:18,211 Wait, you keep a go bag in my room? 53 00:02:20,699 --> 00:02:22,790 Of course. Unless we're staying. Then it's a stay bag. 54 00:02:22,868 --> 00:02:23,550 It also has my jammies in it. 55 00:02:25,871 --> 00:02:27,387 Okay, then yes, we're doing it, 56 00:02:27,464 --> 00:02:28,872 but we just need someone to cover for us. 57 00:02:28,874 --> 00:02:31,224 Someone who doesn't have any plans on a Saturday night. 58 00:02:31,301 --> 00:02:31,808 Hey, guys. 59 00:02:33,395 --> 00:02:34,802 Roman. [chuckles] 60 00:02:34,880 --> 00:02:37,156 Winter and I need to go to an underground wizard battle, 61 00:02:37,232 --> 00:02:38,565 but your dad said I can't go, 62 00:02:38,642 --> 00:02:41,160 so I need you to make it look like we're still here. 63 00:02:41,236 --> 00:02:42,569 Underground wizard battle, huh? 64 00:02:42,646 --> 00:02:45,164 [hesitates] Is it just wizards, or will all types 65 00:02:45,240 --> 00:02:45,389 of magical beings be at this event? 66 00:02:46,909 --> 00:02:49,984 What do you care? You don't know anyone in the wizard world. 67 00:02:50,062 --> 00:02:50,327 Except... 68 00:02:51,897 --> 00:02:57,584 Oh, you want to see Iggy, that pixie girl from my party. 69 00:02:57,661 --> 00:02:58,585 -[in high-pitched voice] Ooh! -[in high-pitched voice] Ooh! 70 00:03:00,239 --> 00:03:01,680 No, I don't. I mean, 71 00:03:01,757 --> 00:03:04,257 unless she's going to be there. She probably won't be there. 72 00:03:04,334 --> 00:03:04,850 Do you think she's going to be there? 73 00:03:06,745 --> 00:03:07,928 -Probably. -Then I'd also like to be there 74 00:03:09,748 --> 00:03:10,680 -to cheer you on. -[smacks lips] Aw. 75 00:03:12,342 --> 00:03:15,602 Well, if Roman's not gonna cover for us, who will? 76 00:03:15,679 --> 00:03:16,019 Sure, I'll cover for you. 77 00:03:18,348 --> 00:03:19,814 -Wow, thanks, Milo. -But it's gonna cost you. 78 00:03:21,760 --> 00:03:23,093 Set us up just to take us down. 79 00:03:23,095 --> 00:03:25,278 I'd be proud if you weren't using it against us. 80 00:03:27,099 --> 00:03:28,765 All right, Milo, what do you want? 81 00:03:28,767 --> 00:03:31,785 -An ice pop. -That's it? 82 00:03:31,861 --> 00:03:32,878 [scoffs] You do know I'm a wizard, right? 83 00:03:32,955 --> 00:03:35,196 I can conjure anything. 84 00:03:35,274 --> 00:03:36,498 Then a blue one shouldn't be a problem. 85 00:03:41,204 --> 00:03:42,629 [♪ upbeat instrumental music playing on TV] 86 00:03:42,706 --> 00:03:46,783 [sobs, sniffles] 87 00:03:46,785 --> 00:03:48,710 Why are you crying? 88 00:03:48,787 --> 00:03:50,044 That man came all the way from the future 89 00:03:50,122 --> 00:03:51,396 just to find that woman, 90 00:03:51,473 --> 00:03:55,459 and she wants nothing to do with him. [sobs, sniffles] 91 00:03:55,461 --> 00:03:57,477 He's a robot sent to terminate her. 92 00:03:57,554 --> 00:04:00,647 Oh, I really have to stop looking at my phone 93 00:04:00,724 --> 00:04:01,573 when we watch movies. 94 00:04:01,650 --> 00:04:02,741 -[phone chimes] -[chuckles] Ooh! 95 00:04:07,139 --> 00:04:08,972 Battle of the Wands starts in less than an hour. 96 00:04:08,974 --> 00:04:11,583 If I don't get there in time, all the spots will be taken. 97 00:04:11,660 --> 00:04:13,234 Don't worry, I got this. 98 00:04:13,312 --> 00:04:15,829 [mechanical whirring on TV] 99 00:04:15,905 --> 00:04:17,923 Whoa! That robot's jacked! 100 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:19,591 Dad, why don't you have muscles like that? 101 00:04:22,154 --> 00:04:24,912 Milo, this movie is inappropriate for you. 102 00:04:24,990 --> 00:04:25,547 Where are you going? 103 00:04:26,249 --> 00:04:27,915 To the bathroom. 104 00:04:27,993 --> 00:04:31,886 But you can't until I show you this new dance move I made up. 105 00:04:37,093 --> 00:04:37,851 What is happening right now? 106 00:04:39,671 --> 00:04:41,280 This is your fault for telling him 107 00:04:41,356 --> 00:04:41,505 he could do anything he sets his mind to. 108 00:04:42,674 --> 00:04:45,900 -No, don't leave! -Why? What's wrong? 109 00:04:48,030 --> 00:04:50,772 I just remembered that everybody eventually dies. 110 00:04:50,849 --> 00:04:54,793 -Oh, boy. -[wails, sobs] 111 00:04:56,855 --> 00:04:57,579 Well, I feel better. 112 00:04:59,024 --> 00:05:01,949 If you need me, I'll be in my room. 113 00:05:02,027 --> 00:05:02,709 So will Billie and Roman. All in our rooms. 114 00:05:05,531 --> 00:05:07,197 Should we be worried about him? 115 00:05:07,199 --> 00:05:09,199 I think it'd be weird if we weren't. 116 00:05:09,201 --> 00:05:10,309 [♪ upbeat rock music playing] 117 00:05:17,893 --> 00:05:19,392 [♪ music fades] 118 00:05:19,469 --> 00:05:21,545 Welcome to Battle of the Wands! 119 00:05:21,547 --> 00:05:24,564 Why was Mr. Russo so worried about you coming here? 120 00:05:24,641 --> 00:05:25,065 [gasps] Duck! 121 00:05:27,310 --> 00:05:28,493 Okay, starting to see it. 122 00:05:29,905 --> 00:05:31,388 If you'll excuse me... [exhales] 123 00:05:31,390 --> 00:05:34,407 ...I have to go find Iggy and tell her that I like her. 124 00:05:38,822 --> 00:05:39,287 You're still standing here. 125 00:05:41,567 --> 00:05:44,067 Yeah, it just occurred to me that she might not like me back. 126 00:05:44,069 --> 00:05:45,402 There's only one way to find out. 127 00:05:45,404 --> 00:05:47,837 -Just go talk to her. -Right. [exhales sharply] 128 00:05:50,576 --> 00:05:52,351 -Are you gonna go? -I don't think so. 129 00:05:54,096 --> 00:05:57,189 -Do you need us to stay? -I would rather you didn't. 130 00:06:00,435 --> 00:06:01,601 Hi, I'm here to sign up for the battle. 131 00:06:03,939 --> 00:06:06,698 [groans] No spots left? What do I do now? 132 00:06:06,775 --> 00:06:08,258 Well, well, well. 133 00:06:08,260 --> 00:06:11,945 If it isn't the screw-up who couldn't cut it at WizTech. 134 00:06:12,021 --> 00:06:13,538 -Hey, that's not nice. -That's why I said it. 135 00:06:14,950 --> 00:06:18,076 -What do you want, Xander? -It's not what I want. 136 00:06:18,153 --> 00:06:20,027 It's what I'm gonna do. 137 00:06:20,105 --> 00:06:20,937 I'm gonna win the Battle of the Wands, 138 00:06:20,939 --> 00:06:24,383 and it's gonna be Xantastic! 139 00:06:24,459 --> 00:06:25,533 This girl knows what I'm talking about. 140 00:06:25,611 --> 00:06:26,334 I don't. 141 00:06:27,796 --> 00:06:31,047 -"Xantastic" is not even a word. -It is when I say it. 142 00:06:32,542 --> 00:06:33,392 Have fun watching me take the trophy. 143 00:06:35,120 --> 00:06:38,230 Joke's on you. We definitely will not have fun doing that. 144 00:06:40,642 --> 00:06:42,884 Gotta find a way into the competition. 145 00:06:42,961 --> 00:06:45,052 And then we gotta work on your comebacks. 146 00:06:45,130 --> 00:06:45,979 [♪ upbeat rock music playing] 147 00:06:48,926 --> 00:06:50,275 [♪ music fades] 148 00:06:50,351 --> 00:06:53,019 There must be a way to get into Battle of the Wands. 149 00:06:53,096 --> 00:06:55,764 But there are no more spots. Maybe we should just go. 150 00:06:55,766 --> 00:06:58,283 No. The whole reason I came here is to prove 151 00:06:58,359 --> 00:07:01,770 that I'm not just the screw-up who couldn't cut it at WizTech. 152 00:07:01,772 --> 00:07:03,271 Look, if I leave without winning, 153 00:07:03,273 --> 00:07:06,532 -that's all I'll ever be. -Then I got your back. [inhales] 154 00:07:06,610 --> 00:07:07,959 But that's all I can offer, 155 00:07:08,036 --> 00:07:08,718 'cause I don't know how things work here. 156 00:07:10,948 --> 00:07:12,055 [gasps] There's MC. Maybe he'll help. 157 00:07:16,276 --> 00:07:21,054 Man, for a guy with no feet, that hand is fast. 158 00:07:21,131 --> 00:07:22,948 Okay, we gotta find it. 159 00:07:22,950 --> 00:07:23,632 -[gasps] I have an idea. -Huh? 160 00:07:26,211 --> 00:07:27,561 -What are you doing? -He's a hand. 161 00:07:27,638 --> 00:07:30,388 Hands can't resist a high five. Everybody knows that. 162 00:07:31,883 --> 00:07:32,557 I'm gonna go look for him. 163 00:07:39,057 --> 00:07:40,799 You're right. I think that might work. 164 00:07:40,801 --> 00:07:42,025 [♪ upbeat rock music playing] 165 00:07:43,804 --> 00:07:44,819 [♪ music fades] 166 00:07:44,896 --> 00:07:47,915 Hey, Milo, have you seen Billie and Roman? 167 00:07:47,991 --> 00:07:51,326 Uh, yep. Been seeing them all day. 168 00:07:51,403 --> 00:07:52,327 That's why I'm down here. Getting the snacks. 169 00:07:53,147 --> 00:07:53,420 A single cheese stick? 170 00:07:54,998 --> 00:07:59,151 Yep. We're playing this game where we all peel a strip off 171 00:07:59,153 --> 00:08:00,318 and see who gets the longest one. [chuckles] 172 00:08:00,320 --> 00:08:01,211 It's fun and delicious. 173 00:08:03,674 --> 00:08:04,589 That's a lot of hands on one stick of cheese. 174 00:08:06,751 --> 00:08:08,593 [exhales] Well, good talk, Dad. 175 00:08:09,496 --> 00:08:10,270 Wait a minute. 176 00:08:13,350 --> 00:08:14,257 You can't just eat cheese for dinner. 177 00:08:14,334 --> 00:08:15,609 Why don't we all go out? 178 00:08:15,686 --> 00:08:18,261 Oh, that's a great idea! I'll get us a table for five. 179 00:08:18,338 --> 00:08:18,937 Five? 180 00:08:19,523 --> 00:08:20,781 I don't know. 181 00:08:20,857 --> 00:08:23,525 It's kind of hard to get a table for an odd number. 182 00:08:23,601 --> 00:08:24,109 How about just us three? 183 00:08:25,862 --> 00:08:28,771 We're not leaving Billie and Roman behind. 184 00:08:28,849 --> 00:08:31,349 -I'll go get them. -No, no. Don't. I'll do it. 185 00:08:31,351 --> 00:08:33,535 You get the reservation. I'll gather the children. 186 00:08:36,781 --> 00:08:38,114 [exhales] Man, it's hard having parents 187 00:08:38,192 --> 00:08:39,541 that want to spend time with their kids. 188 00:08:43,621 --> 00:08:45,806 Uh, excuse me, I'm... I'm... I'm looking for someone. 189 00:08:45,882 --> 00:08:49,309 Her name's Iggy. She's yay high, blonde hair, big, beautiful eyes 190 00:08:49,386 --> 00:08:51,627 that sparkle when she smiles. Not that I've noticed. 191 00:08:51,705 --> 00:08:52,387 I'm not weird. 192 00:08:54,541 --> 00:08:58,543 [exhales] Here, hand. Here, boy. 193 00:08:58,545 --> 00:09:00,061 Man, where is he? I've looked everywhere. 194 00:09:00,138 --> 00:09:03,973 Oh. Well, look no further. You found him. [chuckles softly] 195 00:09:04,051 --> 00:09:06,718 -Who are you? -Um, hello, 196 00:09:06,720 --> 00:09:09,738 Nigel Dragonberry, Ultimate Spellmaster, 2007. 197 00:09:09,814 --> 00:09:10,831 I've won Battle of the Wands 198 00:09:10,907 --> 00:09:14,167 more times than any wizard in history. 199 00:09:14,244 --> 00:09:16,728 -[chuckles] Wow, that's awesome. -Yeah, it is. 200 00:09:16,730 --> 00:09:19,006 People are still talking about me. [chuckles] 201 00:09:19,082 --> 00:09:20,915 Not that much in the last 15 years, 202 00:09:20,992 --> 00:09:22,509 but back in '07, I was the man. 203 00:09:25,072 --> 00:09:26,738 See, this is what I was telling Winter. 204 00:09:26,740 --> 00:09:28,664 If I win Battle of the Wands, 205 00:09:28,742 --> 00:09:30,091 it'll change the way everyone thinks of me. 206 00:09:30,168 --> 00:09:33,261 Yeah, it will. I get respect. 207 00:09:33,338 --> 00:09:35,004 Not so much in the last 15 years, 208 00:09:35,082 --> 00:09:36,523 but back in '07, I was the man! 209 00:09:39,253 --> 00:09:40,935 So, what's happened the last 15 years? 210 00:09:41,012 --> 00:09:41,644 Not a lot. 211 00:09:43,440 --> 00:09:44,814 -But back in '07-- -I know, you were the man. 212 00:09:46,760 --> 00:09:49,611 Yeah, I was! [chuckles] 213 00:09:49,687 --> 00:09:51,371 By the way, I'm counting this little chit-chat 214 00:09:51,448 --> 00:09:53,022 as a meet-and-greet. That'll be five bucks. 215 00:09:53,100 --> 00:09:54,357 [hesitates] you're charging me five bucks? 216 00:09:54,434 --> 00:09:56,367 Unless you want a picture. That'll cost you ten. 217 00:09:57,771 --> 00:10:01,456 Smile. You're in a picture with Nigel Dragonberry. 218 00:10:01,533 --> 00:10:04,867 -[camera shutter clicks] -[♪ upbeat rock music playing] 219 00:10:04,945 --> 00:10:06,611 [♪ music fades] 220 00:10:06,613 --> 00:10:08,280 Come on, kids. Time to go. 221 00:10:08,282 --> 00:10:11,058 We're going to be late for our reservation. 222 00:10:11,134 --> 00:10:12,059 [in higher-pitched voice] Just a second. 223 00:10:12,135 --> 00:10:13,226 I'm finishing my girl make-up. 224 00:10:15,122 --> 00:10:16,454 Girl make-up? 225 00:10:16,456 --> 00:10:18,065 All she has up there is sunscreen and lip balm. 226 00:10:20,294 --> 00:10:22,235 What's taking Roman so long? Hey, uh, Roman? 227 00:10:24,648 --> 00:10:26,740 [in raspy voice] Uh, this is Roman Russo. 228 00:10:26,817 --> 00:10:27,524 How can I help you? 229 00:10:28,802 --> 00:10:31,578 Are you okay? You sound strange. 230 00:10:31,655 --> 00:10:32,746 Yep. I just have a little... 231 00:10:32,823 --> 00:10:33,738 [breaks voice] ...puberty going on. 232 00:10:39,146 --> 00:10:40,478 That doesn't sound like Roman. 233 00:10:40,480 --> 00:10:43,540 Yeah, he usually calls puberty "the big change." 234 00:10:49,247 --> 00:10:49,879 [Justin] Boys? 235 00:10:51,491 --> 00:10:52,173 [whispering emphatically] Showtime! 236 00:10:54,661 --> 00:10:56,678 What is taking so long? 237 00:10:56,754 --> 00:10:57,771 [scoffs] Is that Billie? 238 00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:00,999 [in normal voice] Why, yes, it is. 239 00:11:01,001 --> 00:11:01,608 And I'm glad you think so. 240 00:11:05,672 --> 00:11:08,565 -Why is she asleep? -That's a good question. 241 00:11:09,693 --> 00:11:11,776 -Where is Roman? -Oh, I know that one! 242 00:11:13,605 --> 00:11:15,347 He's getting dressed in the closet. 243 00:11:15,349 --> 00:11:16,406 How's it going in there, Roman? 244 00:11:21,355 --> 00:11:23,705 Well, this makes a lot of sense. 245 00:11:23,781 --> 00:11:27,450 I, um... I guess we're just going to have to go 246 00:11:27,527 --> 00:11:28,951 to the Pasta Palace without the kids. 247 00:11:29,029 --> 00:11:32,121 Wait, you never said anything about the Pasta Palace! 248 00:11:32,199 --> 00:11:32,639 I want to go! 249 00:11:39,797 --> 00:11:42,056 To be honest, it lasted longer than I thought it would. 250 00:11:42,133 --> 00:11:42,724 [♪ upbeat rock music playing] 251 00:11:46,563 --> 00:11:49,322 -[♪ music fades] -Billie! Check it out! 252 00:11:49,399 --> 00:11:51,992 -I got the hand's signature! -Thanks, Winter. 253 00:11:52,068 --> 00:11:54,661 Yep, Operation High Five paid off. [inhales] 254 00:11:54,738 --> 00:11:55,945 Now, it's time for Operation Hand Sanitizer. 255 00:11:57,557 --> 00:12:00,149 -Let's go get you in the battle. -[background chattering] 256 00:12:00,227 --> 00:12:03,986 -Right, the battle. -Isn't that what you wanted? 257 00:12:04,064 --> 00:12:06,822 Uh, yeah, that's what I wanted. 258 00:12:06,900 --> 00:12:08,508 Guys, guys! [pants] 259 00:12:08,585 --> 00:12:11,085 I just met a wizard who took me to the multiverse where I saw 260 00:12:11,162 --> 00:12:13,680 every possible outcome of me running into Iggy. 261 00:12:13,757 --> 00:12:15,089 In one of them, I sneezed in her face. 262 00:12:16,576 --> 00:12:19,427 -Ooh, that's bad. -No, no. That was the best one. 263 00:12:21,765 --> 00:12:22,138 There you are! 264 00:12:23,417 --> 00:12:25,600 Also, in every timeline, we were busted by Dad. 265 00:12:27,587 --> 00:12:28,603 Next time, lead with that. 266 00:12:33,977 --> 00:12:37,495 I can't believe you all snuck out into the wizard world. 267 00:12:37,572 --> 00:12:39,239 [sighs] Justin, it's not their fault. 268 00:12:39,315 --> 00:12:40,031 They... they came to help me. 269 00:12:41,651 --> 00:12:43,835 If I'm being completely honest, Dad, uh, I actually came here 270 00:12:43,912 --> 00:12:45,729 to find out if the pixie 271 00:12:45,731 --> 00:12:46,120 I met at Billie's house party likes me. 272 00:12:47,566 --> 00:12:49,832 -You had a house party? -Roman, dude, stop talking. 273 00:12:51,903 --> 00:12:53,570 -You are all in big trouble. -Me too? 274 00:12:53,572 --> 00:12:54,846 Well, uh, no, not you, 275 00:12:54,923 --> 00:12:57,665 'cause if your parents found out that you snuck out 276 00:12:57,743 --> 00:12:58,633 to the wizard world, then I'd be in big trouble. 277 00:12:59,594 --> 00:13:00,593 I know you. 278 00:13:02,080 --> 00:13:02,971 You're Alex Russo's brother. 279 00:13:04,583 --> 00:13:07,842 -My name is Justin. -Yeah, I know. 280 00:13:07,919 --> 00:13:10,678 But it's more fun to call you Alex Russo's brother. 281 00:13:10,756 --> 00:13:11,771 You get all angry. 282 00:13:14,426 --> 00:13:15,850 -You know Nigel Dragonberry? -Yeah. 283 00:13:15,927 --> 00:13:19,763 Alex used to compete against him in Battle of the Wands. 284 00:13:19,765 --> 00:13:21,656 Why are you talking to these losers, Dad? 285 00:13:23,618 --> 00:13:24,951 Nigel's your dad? Well, that makes sense. 286 00:13:25,028 --> 00:13:26,995 You've got Nepo Wizard written all over you. 287 00:13:29,032 --> 00:13:30,382 You're just jealous 288 00:13:30,458 --> 00:13:31,383 'cause I'm Xantastic and you're not. 289 00:13:32,444 --> 00:13:34,386 "Xantastic"? 290 00:13:34,462 --> 00:13:35,628 He keeps trying to make it a thing. 291 00:13:37,299 --> 00:13:41,375 -Come on, kids. Let's just go. -Oh, probably for the best. 292 00:13:41,453 --> 00:13:44,378 If Alex Russo's brother trained you, 293 00:13:44,456 --> 00:13:45,397 you wouldn't stand a chance against my son. 294 00:13:48,126 --> 00:13:49,901 Hey, Alex Russo's brother is a great teacher. 295 00:13:51,296 --> 00:13:51,853 It's Justin! 296 00:13:53,648 --> 00:13:54,314 And thank you. 297 00:13:55,725 --> 00:13:59,803 That's right, Billie. Walk away. All you'll ever be 298 00:13:59,805 --> 00:14:00,862 is the screw-up who couldn't cut it at WizTech. 299 00:14:04,643 --> 00:14:06,701 -Hey, just ignore them. -Why? Xander's right. 300 00:14:08,663 --> 00:14:09,996 Is that what you think? 301 00:14:10,073 --> 00:14:11,414 Because you got kicked out of WizTech? 302 00:14:12,834 --> 00:14:14,150 Just 'cause you screwed up, 303 00:14:14,152 --> 00:14:16,744 that does not make you a screw-up. 304 00:14:16,822 --> 00:14:18,245 And just 'cause Nigel won a competition, 305 00:14:18,323 --> 00:14:19,422 that does not make him a winner. 306 00:14:20,917 --> 00:14:22,675 Who you are is up to you. 307 00:14:24,329 --> 00:14:24,719 Understand? 308 00:14:26,498 --> 00:14:27,939 [clicks tongue] 309 00:14:28,016 --> 00:14:29,390 Yeah. I think I do. 310 00:14:30,518 --> 00:14:33,928 But, taking down those jerks 311 00:14:34,005 --> 00:14:35,021 would make me feel so much better. [chuckles] 312 00:14:37,934 --> 00:14:39,617 Then let's take down those jerks. All right. 313 00:14:41,179 --> 00:14:43,788 Russos versus Dragonberrys. 314 00:14:43,865 --> 00:14:45,272 [hesitates, chuckles nervously] Hi. 315 00:14:45,350 --> 00:14:47,792 Just to be clear, Russos does not include me, right? 316 00:14:47,869 --> 00:14:49,702 -No. -Sitting it out! 317 00:14:49,779 --> 00:14:52,705 -[♪ upbeat rock music playing] -[crowd cheering] 318 00:14:52,782 --> 00:14:55,116 My fellow magical beings, 319 00:14:55,193 --> 00:14:57,543 we have a special treat for you tonight. 320 00:14:57,620 --> 00:15:01,030 A Battle Royale of the Wands! 321 00:15:01,032 --> 00:15:03,091 [crowd cheering, applauding] 322 00:15:07,222 --> 00:15:10,874 We have an Ultimate Spell Master, 323 00:15:10,876 --> 00:15:13,893 two young wizards, and Alex Russo's brother. 324 00:15:16,715 --> 00:15:17,814 -Does everyone call me that? -Yes. 325 00:15:19,308 --> 00:15:23,644 You know the rules. Each spell cast has to start 326 00:15:23,722 --> 00:15:25,071 with the last word of your opponent's spell. 327 00:15:25,148 --> 00:15:30,618 -Let the battle begin! -[crowd cheering, applauding] 328 00:15:33,064 --> 00:15:34,488 -Let's do this. -[♪ music concludes] 329 00:15:34,566 --> 00:15:38,735 Day by day I will not tire, summon now a ball of fire! 330 00:15:38,737 --> 00:15:40,002 -[rumbling, crackling] -[crowd gasping] Ooh! 331 00:15:41,740 --> 00:15:45,183 Fire here no longer glows, from a rain cloud, water flows! 332 00:15:46,411 --> 00:15:47,677 [rumbling fades] 333 00:15:49,839 --> 00:15:51,689 -[crowd cheering, applauding] -[chuckles] 334 00:15:51,766 --> 00:15:53,975 Boom! Xantastic! 335 00:15:55,603 --> 00:15:58,679 No pressure, but these guys are playing to win. 336 00:15:58,757 --> 00:16:00,198 That's all the pressure. 337 00:16:00,275 --> 00:16:01,107 [♪ upbeat rock music playing] 338 00:16:02,928 --> 00:16:06,020 -[crowd cheering, applauding] -Hammer! 339 00:16:06,097 --> 00:16:07,597 -Serpent! -Cannonball! 340 00:16:07,599 --> 00:16:08,531 Lightning Blast! 341 00:16:11,694 --> 00:16:12,827 [crowd exclaiming] Oh! 342 00:16:17,108 --> 00:16:19,876 [crowd cheering, applauding] 343 00:16:30,956 --> 00:16:31,554 [toy duck squeals] 344 00:16:33,049 --> 00:16:36,793 -[crowd cheering, applauding] -[♪ music fades] 345 00:16:36,795 --> 00:16:40,071 -[cheers] Go, Dad. -[cheers] Go, Billie. 346 00:16:40,148 --> 00:16:41,631 I'm glad you're having fun, 347 00:16:41,633 --> 00:16:43,074 even if you didn't meet up with Iggy. 348 00:16:43,151 --> 00:16:47,153 Yeah. Maybe the universe didn't want me to find her, you know? 349 00:16:47,230 --> 00:16:49,247 [hesitates] If it did, she'd be standing right next to me. 350 00:16:51,309 --> 00:16:51,749 It's you. 351 00:16:53,478 --> 00:16:55,086 It's you. 352 00:16:55,163 --> 00:16:56,162 [sighs] Third-wheeling it again. 353 00:16:58,650 --> 00:16:59,582 Sandwich make! 354 00:17:01,820 --> 00:17:05,321 -[crowd exclaiming] Ooh. -The word is make, easy. 355 00:17:05,323 --> 00:17:08,600 I did a make spell back in '04, and in '05... 356 00:17:08,676 --> 00:17:09,008 [exhales deeply] ...and definitely in '07. 357 00:17:12,347 --> 00:17:14,347 Roman, you snuck out of your house 358 00:17:14,423 --> 00:17:16,849 -just to find this girl. -Aw, you did? 359 00:17:16,926 --> 00:17:17,225 Uh-huh. [exhales] 360 00:17:19,854 --> 00:17:21,946 And you've been looking for her all night? 361 00:17:22,023 --> 00:17:23,564 -Aw, you have? -Uh-huh. [exhales] 362 00:17:26,344 --> 00:17:27,902 So, is there anything you want to say to her? 363 00:17:29,197 --> 00:17:29,787 Uh-uh. 364 00:17:31,683 --> 00:17:33,908 Aw. Well, I "uh-uh" you, too. 365 00:17:35,687 --> 00:17:38,187 My job here is done. 366 00:17:38,189 --> 00:17:38,746 I'm going to go check out the merch table. 367 00:17:40,875 --> 00:17:42,525 I don't... I don't know how it works in... 368 00:17:42,527 --> 00:17:46,045 in the... in the wizard world, but us... us mortals, we... 369 00:17:46,122 --> 00:17:47,121 we have these devices that we can use to... 370 00:17:47,198 --> 00:17:48,865 to keep in touch. 371 00:17:48,867 --> 00:17:49,715 Want me to put my number in your phone? 372 00:17:49,792 --> 00:17:50,633 Yes, please. 373 00:17:52,370 --> 00:17:54,704 Make appear with sight and sound 374 00:17:54,706 --> 00:17:55,888 an instrument that's big and round. 375 00:17:57,876 --> 00:17:59,392 [crowd exclaiming] 376 00:17:59,468 --> 00:18:00,977 We need to figure out a way to stump them. 377 00:18:02,471 --> 00:18:03,321 [gasps] I got it. Okay. 378 00:18:05,383 --> 00:18:07,400 Round me up a doll of plastic 379 00:18:07,476 --> 00:18:09,819 with party dress and hair, fantastic. 380 00:18:11,723 --> 00:18:13,723 [crowd exclaims] 381 00:18:13,725 --> 00:18:14,282 Get ready to lose. 382 00:18:15,894 --> 00:18:18,836 Xantastic roar and claws to fear, 383 00:18:18,913 --> 00:18:20,079 make a lion now appear. 384 00:18:24,069 --> 00:18:25,401 Why didn't the spell work? 385 00:18:25,403 --> 00:18:28,012 Because you said "Xantastic" instead of "fantastic." 386 00:18:28,089 --> 00:18:29,088 I told you that is not a word. 387 00:18:31,576 --> 00:18:33,576 I didn't mean to. It's my catchphrase. 388 00:18:33,578 --> 00:18:35,169 Well, catchphrases are dumb, and you would know that 389 00:18:35,246 --> 00:18:36,854 if you were... the man. 390 00:18:38,583 --> 00:18:41,675 -[♪ upbeat rock music playing] -And Billie and Justin win! 391 00:18:41,753 --> 00:18:46,105 [crowd cheering, applauding] 392 00:18:46,182 --> 00:18:48,032 [chuckles] Did you hear that? 393 00:18:48,109 --> 00:18:50,368 -Yeah, we won! -No, he called me Justin! 394 00:18:50,445 --> 00:18:54,947 [crowd cheering, applauding] 395 00:18:57,936 --> 00:18:59,360 [♪ music concludes] 396 00:18:59,437 --> 00:19:02,213 Xander, that was pathetic. 397 00:19:02,290 --> 00:19:04,165 You are a disgrace to the Dragonberry name. 398 00:19:10,206 --> 00:19:12,206 Here, Xander. 399 00:19:12,283 --> 00:19:13,341 Seems like you need this more than I do. 400 00:19:14,710 --> 00:19:17,803 Really? Wow. Thanks, Billie. 401 00:19:21,126 --> 00:19:22,883 Dad! Check it out! 402 00:19:22,961 --> 00:19:25,353 Doesn't matter how I got it, but we're leaving with a trophy! 403 00:19:26,314 --> 00:19:27,188 I love you, son. 404 00:19:32,971 --> 00:19:35,304 That was nice, what you did there. 405 00:19:35,306 --> 00:19:36,197 Eh, a trophy isn't gonna change anything. 406 00:19:37,809 --> 00:19:39,751 Also, I didn't think he'd actually take it. 407 00:19:39,827 --> 00:19:40,752 [♪ upbeat rock music playing] 408 00:19:43,998 --> 00:19:45,498 [♪ music fades] 409 00:19:45,574 --> 00:19:49,076 I can't wait to wear this cool "I survived the wizard world 410 00:19:49,154 --> 00:19:49,927 "and all I got was this T-shirt," T-shirt. 411 00:19:51,990 --> 00:19:53,839 Yeah, you can't really wear that around mortals 412 00:19:53,916 --> 00:19:55,841 or else everyone will know about wizards. 413 00:19:55,918 --> 00:19:57,660 You're right. I'll wear it inside out. 414 00:19:57,662 --> 00:19:58,302 I'll know what it says. 415 00:19:59,922 --> 00:20:01,847 Well, thanks for the fun day I'm not allowed to talk about. 416 00:20:06,429 --> 00:20:07,761 You know what I'm gonna say next. 417 00:20:07,839 --> 00:20:09,188 I know. 418 00:20:09,265 --> 00:20:12,108 Just because I screwed up doesn't make me a screw-up. 419 00:20:13,769 --> 00:20:14,402 Try again. 420 00:20:16,681 --> 00:20:18,623 You're taking our phones for two weeks. 421 00:20:18,700 --> 00:20:20,199 I thought I said a week. 422 00:20:20,276 --> 00:20:22,743 -No, you definitely said two. -Billie, dude, stop talking. 423 00:20:25,523 --> 00:20:26,798 [cell phone chimes] 424 00:20:26,874 --> 00:20:29,542 Ah, you got a text from someone named Iggy. 425 00:20:29,618 --> 00:20:30,951 Really? What does it say? 426 00:20:31,029 --> 00:20:33,045 Here, I'll show you. In two weeks. 427 00:20:35,624 --> 00:20:36,882 I'm so full, 428 00:20:36,959 --> 00:20:37,883 I'm gonna be burping butter noodles for a month. 429 00:20:39,204 --> 00:20:42,205 You guys went to the Pasta Palace without me? 430 00:20:42,207 --> 00:20:43,222 We also got ice cream. 431 00:20:43,299 --> 00:20:46,375 Milo, dude, stop talking. 432 00:20:46,377 --> 00:20:47,309 [♪ upbeat rock music playing] 433 00:20:49,138 --> 00:21:21,719 [♪ music concludes] 434 00:21:21,769 --> 00:21:26,319 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 33276

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