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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:19,459 --> 00:00:22,178 - Hello. - Wanna have a little fun? 2 00:00:22,179 --> 00:00:23,179 Who is this? 3 00:00:23,180 --> 00:00:25,296 Tell me your name and I'll tell you mine. 4 00:00:25,424 --> 00:00:27,463 I don't think so. 5 00:00:27,592 --> 00:00:30,262 - What's that noise? - Oops. I farted. 6 00:00:30,387 --> 00:00:32,323 I didn't think you would hear me. 7 00:00:32,324 --> 00:00:33,721 No, that popping noise. 8 00:00:33,849 --> 00:00:37,681 Oh. I'm making popcorn. I'm getting ready to watch a video. 9 00:00:37,811 --> 00:00:41,263 - Ooh. What is it? - It's just a scary movie. 10 00:00:41,398 --> 00:00:43,438 Do you like scary movies? 11 00:00:43,567 --> 00:00:46,853 - What's your favourite? - Mm, I don't know. 12 00:00:46,988 --> 00:00:48,731 Think. 13 00:00:48,865 --> 00:00:52,399 Oh, I know. Kazaam. You know, the one where Shaq plays a genie. 14 00:00:52,535 --> 00:00:53,949 That's not a horror movie. 15 00:00:53,950 --> 00:00:56,070 Yeah, well, you haven't seen Shaq act. 16 00:00:57,957 --> 00:01:01,077 - Hey, you have a nice voice. - Thanks. 17 00:01:01,211 --> 00:01:03,287 You never did tell me your name. 18 00:01:03,421 --> 00:01:05,628 Why do you wanna know my name? 19 00:01:05,757 --> 00:01:08,427 Because I wanna know who I'm looking at. 20 00:01:10,137 --> 00:01:12,260 What did you say? 21 00:01:12,389 --> 00:01:14,595 Nice breasts. 22 00:01:14,725 --> 00:01:16,599 Look, what do you want? 23 00:01:16,727 --> 00:01:19,396 I wanna see what your insides look like. 24 00:01:19,521 --> 00:01:21,847 Well... Well, then, turn to page 54. 25 00:01:21,982 --> 00:01:23,892 Oh. 26 00:01:24,026 --> 00:01:25,604 Hey, nice. 27 00:01:27,446 --> 00:01:31,575 Listen, asshole, you've had your fun, now you better stop or else. 28 00:01:31,701 --> 00:01:32,701 Or else what? 29 00:01:32,702 --> 00:01:34,737 Or else my boyfriend's going to be here any minute... 30 00:01:34,871 --> 00:01:36,863 and he's black and he'll kick your ass. 31 00:01:36,998 --> 00:01:38,326 - Oh, really? - Yeah. 32 00:01:38,458 --> 00:01:41,127 You mean the one who wears make-up and dresses like a woman? 33 00:01:41,252 --> 00:01:44,206 - How did you know? - Turn the porch lights on. 34 00:01:50,429 --> 00:01:53,465 Help. Help. 35 00:01:53,599 --> 00:01:55,508 Oh, that's not my boyfriend. 36 00:01:55,642 --> 00:01:57,968 I mean, I've fucked him a couple of times, but that's it. 37 00:01:59,271 --> 00:02:01,311 Look, I'm calling the cops. 38 00:02:01,440 --> 00:02:03,646 Go ahead. Call the cops. 39 00:02:03,776 --> 00:02:06,777 But you might wanna check the back door first. 40 00:02:06,904 --> 00:02:08,861 You forgot to lock it. 41 00:02:31,638 --> 00:02:33,845 Take that, you psycho. 42 00:02:37,436 --> 00:02:39,393 I can't feel my legs. 43 00:02:39,521 --> 00:02:41,728 I think my arm is broken. 44 00:02:41,857 --> 00:02:45,392 - Sorry. - I want my mummy. 45 00:02:49,115 --> 00:02:50,360 Hello, Drew. 46 00:03:04,714 --> 00:03:06,374 Oh, God. 47 00:03:07,884 --> 00:03:09,758 Oh, God. 48 00:03:56,351 --> 00:03:58,889 No. 49 00:04:09,782 --> 00:04:13,945 Daddy. Daddy. 50 00:04:14,078 --> 00:04:18,076 Daddy. Daddy. 51 00:04:19,167 --> 00:04:21,408 Daddy, no. No. 52 00:04:24,255 --> 00:04:27,209 - Did you hear something? - No, I didn't hear anything. 53 00:04:55,621 --> 00:04:58,539 Bobby, what are you doing? My dad's in the other room. 54 00:04:58,666 --> 00:04:59,861 It just occurred to me I never 55 00:04:59,862 --> 00:05:01,335 climbed through your window before. 56 00:05:01,460 --> 00:05:03,537 Yeah, well, now that you got it out of your system, Bobby... 57 00:05:03,671 --> 00:05:04,936 - What? - You have to leave. 58 00:05:04,938 --> 00:05:06,442 Why? 59 00:05:06,466 --> 00:05:08,672 Come on. 60 00:05:09,260 --> 00:05:10,671 What's going on in there? 61 00:05:10,804 --> 00:05:14,089 Ow. Daddy's head is stuck. Unstick Daddy's head. 62 00:05:15,725 --> 00:05:17,765 - Dad, can you knock? - Knock? 63 00:05:17,894 --> 00:05:20,130 I thought I heard screaming in here. 64 00:05:20,131 --> 00:05:21,678 No. No, you didn't, Dad. 65 00:05:21,815 --> 00:05:24,436 Well, it could've been that crack I smoked earlier, I guess. 66 00:05:24,568 --> 00:05:26,359 - Yeah. - Yeah, yeah, that's what it was. 67 00:05:26,487 --> 00:05:29,108 Listen, I got to leave town for a couple of days. Okay? No big deal. 68 00:05:29,239 --> 00:05:31,506 Just, you know that new business I started with those Colombian guys? 69 00:05:31,507 --> 00:05:33,066 Oh, you mean Uncle Escobar. Yeah. 70 00:05:33,067 --> 00:05:34,279 Yeah. Yeah, that's right. 71 00:05:34,411 --> 00:05:36,455 Well, there's a problem. Some money went missing. 72 00:05:36,456 --> 00:05:38,499 And apparently, some legs are going to get broken. 73 00:05:38,500 --> 00:05:40,167 It's just better if I lay low for a couple of days. 74 00:05:40,168 --> 00:05:41,168 Okay. 75 00:05:41,169 --> 00:05:42,775 Now, if the cops raid the place... 76 00:05:42,776 --> 00:05:43,872 I never heard of you. 77 00:05:44,005 --> 00:05:46,294 - And don't forget... - To flush your stash. 78 00:05:46,424 --> 00:05:49,211 Oh, you are my little girl. I love you so much... 79 00:05:49,344 --> 00:05:51,383 that I left you a little something in the coffee can. 80 00:05:51,397 --> 00:05:52,397 Dad... 81 00:05:52,398 --> 00:05:55,047 But you have to remember to step on it before you sell it. 82 00:05:55,183 --> 00:05:57,336 Now, what are you going to cut it with? 83 00:05:57,337 --> 00:05:58,337 Baking... 84 00:05:58,338 --> 00:06:00,060 - Baking soda. Not baking powder. - Soda. 85 00:06:00,188 --> 00:06:01,602 Because baking powder guys will have 86 00:06:01,603 --> 00:06:02,940 muffins growing out of their nose. 87 00:06:03,066 --> 00:06:04,066 Dad. 88 00:06:04,067 --> 00:06:05,557 You love that joke, don't you, honey? 89 00:06:05,694 --> 00:06:08,861 You've loved that joke since you were two years old. 90 00:06:08,989 --> 00:06:10,816 - Okay, well... - Okay, I love you. 91 00:06:10,949 --> 00:06:13,108 - I love you. - Have a good trip. 92 00:06:13,243 --> 00:06:15,651 - Bye. - Bye. 93 00:06:16,789 --> 00:06:18,413 Is the coast clear? 94 00:06:18,541 --> 00:06:21,246 Oh, Cindy, that nightgown. 95 00:06:21,377 --> 00:06:24,544 That was close. God. 96 00:06:27,550 --> 00:06:32,592 I was, home watching The Exorcist, and it got me thinking about you. 97 00:06:32,722 --> 00:06:34,737 If this is about the time I puked green 98 00:06:34,738 --> 00:06:36,802 slime and masturbated with a crucifix... 99 00:06:36,935 --> 00:06:39,093 It was my first keg party, Bobby. 100 00:06:39,229 --> 00:06:43,690 No. No. It was edited for TV. All the good stuff was cut out. 101 00:06:43,817 --> 00:06:46,688 So you thought you would just climb through my window... 102 00:06:46,820 --> 00:06:48,813 and we would play bump-bump? 103 00:06:48,947 --> 00:06:50,987 Oh, I was kind of hoping to get my balls licked, but... 104 00:06:51,116 --> 00:06:53,786 I wouldn't wanna break your little underwear rule, now, would I? 105 00:06:53,911 --> 00:06:57,161 So maybe just some on-top-of-the-clothes-type stuff? 106 00:07:00,292 --> 00:07:03,377 Okay. But just for a minute. 107 00:07:18,686 --> 00:07:20,097 What the... 108 00:07:21,481 --> 00:07:23,023 Wrong set. 109 00:07:26,611 --> 00:07:29,316 Bobby. Oh, Bobby. 110 00:07:29,448 --> 00:07:31,487 I don't wanna wait 111 00:07:31,617 --> 00:07:33,942 For our lives to be over 112 00:07:34,077 --> 00:07:35,655 - No, Bobby, don't. - Ow. 113 00:07:37,915 --> 00:07:40,667 Jeez. I see, yeah. 114 00:07:40,793 --> 00:07:43,747 Yeah, my dad. 115 00:07:43,879 --> 00:07:48,541 Okay, stud, you have to go now. 116 00:07:51,554 --> 00:07:54,010 Oh, about the sex stuff? 117 00:07:54,140 --> 00:07:56,512 I was only half serious. I mean, I don't wanna rush you or anything. 118 00:07:56,643 --> 00:07:59,846 Hey, would you settle for PG-13? 119 00:07:59,979 --> 00:08:02,553 What's that? 120 00:08:03,984 --> 00:08:05,976 Oh, jeez. 121 00:08:06,111 --> 00:08:07,902 Good night, Bobby. 122 00:08:13,827 --> 00:08:16,449 Shorty, you are so loud. 123 00:08:16,580 --> 00:08:19,201 And make sure you take your behind to class today. 124 00:08:19,333 --> 00:08:22,334 - I do be going to class. - Lunch is not a class, Shorty. 125 00:08:22,461 --> 00:08:24,999 It is when you got the munchies. 126 00:08:25,131 --> 00:08:27,924 See, that's why you such a dumb-ass. 127 00:08:27,925 --> 00:08:28,998 Your mother. 128 00:08:29,135 --> 00:08:33,049 You my brother. That's your mother too, jackass. 129 00:08:33,181 --> 00:08:36,431 Oh, yeah. Well, then, your father's stupid. 130 00:08:36,559 --> 00:08:39,097 So? I don't know him. 131 00:08:39,229 --> 00:08:42,064 Yeah, me neither. 132 00:08:42,190 --> 00:08:45,891 - Hey, girl, you ready? - Yeah, in a minute. 133 00:08:47,654 --> 00:08:51,105 - Come on. We're going to be late. - Ooh, wait. There's Buffy. 134 00:08:51,241 --> 00:08:53,732 I don't know why you hang out with her. 135 00:08:53,869 --> 00:08:56,621 - She is such a ho. - Why do you say that? 136 00:08:56,747 --> 00:08:58,823 Because I've seen her. 137 00:08:58,957 --> 00:09:01,048 My friend Sean had a pool party this summer. 138 00:09:01,049 --> 00:09:02,049 Sean? 139 00:09:02,050 --> 00:09:03,585 You know, Puff Daddy? 140 00:09:03,712 --> 00:09:06,417 Anyway, everybody was drinking Cristal champagne. 141 00:09:06,549 --> 00:09:08,102 And then it started to get wild, and people 142 00:09:08,103 --> 00:09:09,585 was getting freaky in the pool and stuff. 143 00:09:09,719 --> 00:09:12,055 I look over and there was your girl 144 00:09:12,056 --> 00:09:14,262 getting buck wild in the Jacuzzi. 145 00:09:14,390 --> 00:09:15,505 So? 146 00:09:15,641 --> 00:09:18,761 With a backup dancer. 147 00:09:18,895 --> 00:09:22,727 I mean, that's nasty. That's lower than the security guard. 148 00:09:22,857 --> 00:09:26,938 At least security can get you backstage. She don't love herself. 149 00:09:27,070 --> 00:09:28,070 Bye, Daddy. 150 00:09:28,071 --> 00:09:30,071 I don't know. I think Buffy's sweet, Brenda. 151 00:09:30,198 --> 00:09:33,781 Oh, she is as fake as Press-on nails. 152 00:09:33,910 --> 00:09:36,199 - Hey, baby girl. - Hi. 153 00:09:36,788 --> 00:09:39,789 - Hi. - What is up, my sister? 154 00:09:39,917 --> 00:09:42,787 - Bye, Mr Gilmore. - Bye. 155 00:09:42,920 --> 00:09:44,379 - Is he gone? - Yep. 156 00:09:45,172 --> 00:09:49,217 Do you like what you see 157 00:09:49,343 --> 00:09:52,095 It's all about the money 158 00:09:52,221 --> 00:09:54,795 - Hey, Cindy. - It's the only way to be 159 00:09:57,810 --> 00:10:00,432 - I love this colour. - Let me see that. 160 00:10:02,398 --> 00:10:05,085 Oh, you guys should not use this brand. 161 00:10:05,086 --> 00:10:06,086 Why not? 162 00:10:06,111 --> 00:10:08,299 Because they test their products on animals. 163 00:10:08,300 --> 00:10:09,300 So? 164 00:10:09,301 --> 00:10:13,699 Look, have you seen what they do to those poor animals? 165 00:10:15,620 --> 00:10:19,321 Well, I am much more of a people person. 166 00:10:19,458 --> 00:10:22,661 I'd like to feed all the hungry little children of the world. 167 00:10:22,795 --> 00:10:24,574 I'd much rather help my fellow man than some animal. 168 00:10:24,575 --> 00:10:25,575 Spare a dollar? 169 00:10:25,576 --> 00:10:27,622 - Oh. Get away from me, you bum. - Buffy. 170 00:10:27,758 --> 00:10:30,130 Can't you see he's just hungry? 171 00:10:30,261 --> 00:10:34,128 Here you go, sir. A nice sandwich for ya. 172 00:10:34,265 --> 00:10:38,132 - See? - I said a dollar, bitch. 173 00:10:38,269 --> 00:10:40,143 Ow. 174 00:10:40,271 --> 00:10:43,355 God. Look at this place. 175 00:10:43,483 --> 00:10:45,855 It's a circus. 176 00:10:45,985 --> 00:10:50,647 Hello. I'm Gail Hailstorm, author of the book You're Dead, I'm Rich. 177 00:10:50,782 --> 00:10:52,858 A small college town is in shock... 178 00:10:52,993 --> 00:10:55,281 after the unthinkable has happened: 179 00:10:55,412 --> 00:10:58,117 a brutal killing spree that left one teen dead... 180 00:10:58,248 --> 00:11:00,786 That's it. Two teens dead... 181 00:11:00,917 --> 00:11:03,206 and this small town shaken and stirred. 182 00:11:03,337 --> 00:11:04,689 It's times like these... 183 00:11:04,690 --> 00:11:06,872 Police are combing the area for clues. 184 00:11:07,007 --> 00:11:09,214 It seems there are no witnesses available at this time. 185 00:11:09,343 --> 00:11:11,186 There are no suspects in custody. Police 186 00:11:11,187 --> 00:11:12,759 are asking anyone to come forward. 187 00:11:12,888 --> 00:11:14,472 Reporting live for Black TV. White folks are 188 00:11:14,473 --> 00:11:16,055 dead and we're getting the fuck out of here. 189 00:11:16,183 --> 00:11:17,308 - Let's roll, Jack. - Right. 190 00:11:17,309 --> 00:11:19,517 Come on. Grab your shit and let's go, motherfucker. 191 00:11:19,645 --> 00:11:21,353 Go. Go. 192 00:11:23,066 --> 00:11:26,316 Hey, do you think the press is going to wanna talk to us? 193 00:11:26,444 --> 00:11:28,973 Girl, no. The press only wants to interview 194 00:11:28,974 --> 00:11:31,272 the most ignorant person they can find. 195 00:11:31,408 --> 00:11:35,073 I'm on TV. Oh, shit. First Cops, now this. 196 00:11:35,203 --> 00:11:37,077 Oh, man, I'm going to be a star, son. 197 00:11:37,205 --> 00:11:41,583 - What can you tell us about Drew? - Well, she had the phat ass, son. 198 00:11:41,710 --> 00:11:43,011 I mean, it was like bang. 199 00:11:43,012 --> 00:11:44,794 How close were you to the victim? 200 00:11:44,922 --> 00:11:47,626 Real close. Until the roofies wore off. 201 00:11:47,758 --> 00:11:49,751 Then she woke up talking about pressing charges. 202 00:11:49,885 --> 00:11:51,961 So I just pulled my tongue out of her ass and left. 203 00:11:52,096 --> 00:11:54,254 What would have been your last words to Drew? 204 00:11:54,390 --> 00:11:57,426 Run, bitch. Run. 205 00:12:00,354 --> 00:12:04,020 Hey, yo, dog. Does this shirt make me look gay? 206 00:12:04,150 --> 00:12:05,941 No, man. 207 00:12:07,737 --> 00:12:09,893 What about now? 208 00:12:09,923 --> 00:12:10,923 Nah. 209 00:12:10,939 --> 00:12:12,780 - Cool? - Yeah. 210 00:12:12,909 --> 00:12:14,902 Here. Take one, guys. Don't forget: election's Tuesday. 211 00:12:15,036 --> 00:12:17,823 "Don't forget: election's Tuesday." 212 00:12:17,956 --> 00:12:22,168 Goddam it. Son of a bitch. 213 00:12:22,294 --> 00:12:25,330 What's the matter, honey? 214 00:12:25,464 --> 00:12:27,421 My report card. 215 00:12:29,885 --> 00:12:32,423 Well, at least you got one "A." 216 00:12:32,554 --> 00:12:35,509 - Yeah. I did, huh? - Yeah. 217 00:12:35,641 --> 00:12:38,808 You're so smart. 218 00:12:38,936 --> 00:12:41,510 - Hey, has anybody seen Bobby? - Nah. 219 00:12:41,647 --> 00:12:43,723 You know what? That kid is always late. 220 00:12:43,858 --> 00:12:46,147 I don't get it. He lives so close. 221 00:12:46,861 --> 00:12:48,937 Why are you 222 00:12:49,072 --> 00:12:51,278 Any better than anyone else 223 00:12:51,407 --> 00:12:56,200 Why are you so good 224 00:12:56,329 --> 00:12:58,701 - See you later, Hairy Mama... - Bye, hon. - Bubba, Jim... 225 00:12:58,832 --> 00:13:01,083 Big Jim, Little Jim, Slim Jim, everybody. 226 00:13:01,084 --> 00:13:02,084 Bye. 227 00:13:02,085 --> 00:13:04,665 I'll see you later. Ciao, Ding. All right. 228 00:13:11,053 --> 00:13:13,591 Damn, girl. 229 00:13:13,722 --> 00:13:15,812 I'd sure like to get in them pants. 230 00:13:15,813 --> 00:13:16,813 Really? 231 00:13:16,814 --> 00:13:19,050 Yeah. What size are these? 232 00:13:20,646 --> 00:13:22,555 - Hey, guys. - Hey, Bobby. 233 00:13:22,690 --> 00:13:24,398 Hey, baby. 234 00:13:24,525 --> 00:13:26,685 - How you doing? - Good. 235 00:13:26,686 --> 00:13:28,181 You guys see all the reporters out there? 236 00:13:28,182 --> 00:13:29,182 Yeah. 237 00:13:29,183 --> 00:13:31,329 Yeah. Saying that girl Drew Decker got killed last night. 238 00:13:31,330 --> 00:13:32,330 I know. 239 00:13:32,331 --> 00:13:33,882 You know what? I think I knew her. 240 00:13:33,883 --> 00:13:34,883 Really? 241 00:13:34,884 --> 00:13:36,828 Yeah. She had a brother named Steve? 242 00:13:36,829 --> 00:13:37,829 Yeah. 243 00:13:37,830 --> 00:13:40,279 Long hair, pretty little mouth, perfect ass? 244 00:13:40,417 --> 00:13:43,287 - That was her. - Nah, I was talking about Steve. 245 00:13:43,420 --> 00:13:45,377 Whatever happened to him? 246 00:13:45,505 --> 00:13:48,376 Hey, do you guys think it's strange that she got killed... 247 00:13:48,508 --> 00:13:51,545 exactly one year after we... 248 00:13:51,678 --> 00:13:53,885 you know, killed that guy? 249 00:13:54,014 --> 00:13:56,588 Hey. Cindy, that was an accident. 250 00:13:56,725 --> 00:13:58,599 Was it, Greg? 251 00:14:02,565 --> 00:14:05,649 - Yeah. - Yeah. 252 00:14:15,912 --> 00:14:18,035 Would you look at what they're doing? 253 00:14:18,164 --> 00:14:20,916 When are we going to do stuff like that, huh? 254 00:14:21,042 --> 00:14:22,916 One day. 255 00:14:23,044 --> 00:14:25,582 - You like that, baby? - Yeah, that's different. 256 00:14:25,714 --> 00:14:27,956 - You like that? - Oh, I love that. 257 00:14:28,091 --> 00:14:30,417 Oh, I love when you play with my ass. 258 00:14:30,552 --> 00:14:32,426 I'm not playing with your ass. 259 00:14:35,057 --> 00:14:37,844 - Ray. - Oh, my bad. 260 00:14:37,976 --> 00:14:42,804 Come on, man. Hey, Bobby, put on some music. 261 00:14:43,816 --> 00:14:46,058 Hold on. Here, put this on. 262 00:14:49,488 --> 00:14:51,965 Yeah, that's the shit right here. 263 00:14:51,966 --> 00:14:53,273 It's raining men 264 00:14:53,409 --> 00:14:56,114 Hallelujah - It's raining men 265 00:14:56,245 --> 00:14:58,737 - Baby. - Amen 266 00:14:58,873 --> 00:15:01,543 - I wanna go out - What? - I'm going to let myself get 267 00:15:01,668 --> 00:15:05,040 - What? It's a classic. - Absolutely soaking wet. 268 00:15:05,041 --> 00:15:06,793 Turn on the radio, man. 269 00:15:09,301 --> 00:15:12,006 Yeah. Whoo. 270 00:15:24,900 --> 00:15:28,316 - What? It was laundry day. - What the fuck is... 271 00:15:28,446 --> 00:15:30,485 Yeah. 272 00:15:30,615 --> 00:15:34,564 Whoo. Yeah. 273 00:15:37,413 --> 00:15:40,664 - Hey. Come over here. - What? 274 00:15:40,792 --> 00:15:42,225 Just get a little closer to me. 275 00:15:42,226 --> 00:15:43,876 Something you're going to tell me? 276 00:15:46,297 --> 00:15:47,586 Bobby, what are you doing? 277 00:15:47,587 --> 00:15:50,165 I just want you to touch it. Just touch it. Come on. 278 00:15:50,302 --> 00:15:52,425 Just a little bit. Come on. 279 00:15:52,554 --> 00:15:56,172 - Whoo. - Everybody wants you 280 00:15:57,184 --> 00:15:59,141 - Ow. - Oh. 281 00:15:59,269 --> 00:16:01,595 Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. 282 00:16:09,864 --> 00:16:12,533 - Bobby. - Oh, my God. Shit. 283 00:16:15,036 --> 00:16:18,405 God, Cindy... Oh, shit. 284 00:16:29,884 --> 00:16:32,008 Oh, my God. What was that? 285 00:16:32,137 --> 00:16:34,462 I think we hit something. 286 00:16:38,810 --> 00:16:41,562 Oh, man. 287 00:16:41,688 --> 00:16:45,556 Bobby, look at my car, man. My dad's going to freak. 288 00:16:45,693 --> 00:16:48,397 I didn't see it. It came out of nowhere. 289 00:16:48,529 --> 00:16:51,067 - Oh, my God, we hit a boot. - Where's the foot? 290 00:16:51,198 --> 00:16:53,571 I don't know. 291 00:16:53,701 --> 00:16:55,610 Where the... 292 00:16:57,914 --> 00:17:00,286 - It's a body. - Oh, shit. Is he alive? 293 00:17:00,416 --> 00:17:02,373 - I don't know. - Well, check it out. 294 00:17:02,502 --> 00:17:03,502 I can't. 295 00:17:03,503 --> 00:17:04,626 - Shit. - Oh, my God. 296 00:17:04,754 --> 00:17:07,459 - We have to call the police. - No way. I ain't going to jail. 297 00:17:07,590 --> 00:17:09,500 - We have to. - Hey, Cindy. 298 00:17:09,634 --> 00:17:11,923 Do you know what they do to young boys in prison? 299 00:17:12,053 --> 00:17:13,968 You know, all those sex-starved convicts 300 00:17:13,969 --> 00:17:15,837 just waiting for a fresh piece of meat. 301 00:17:15,974 --> 00:17:18,181 Hey, you're right, Cindy. Maybe we should call the police. 302 00:17:18,310 --> 00:17:20,522 Oh, yeah. That's a great idea, Ray. But what about 303 00:17:20,523 --> 00:17:22,604 Brenda, huh? You think she wants to go to jail? 304 00:17:22,731 --> 00:17:24,698 This is manslaughter, okay? We're all going to fry for this. 305 00:17:24,775 --> 00:17:28,476 - We're looking at 10 to 15 years. - Shut up, Bobby. 306 00:17:28,612 --> 00:17:30,194 - Alcohol all over... - It's okay. I'm fine. 307 00:17:30,195 --> 00:17:31,530 We're in so much trouble, you guys. 308 00:17:31,657 --> 00:17:32,657 I'm fine. 309 00:17:32,658 --> 00:17:34,611 Don't blame that shit on me, Ray. 310 00:17:34,744 --> 00:17:37,636 Look, we... We'll get rid of the body. 311 00:17:37,637 --> 00:17:38,694 Unnecessary. 312 00:17:38,831 --> 00:17:40,611 - Now you're thinking. - We'll dump him in the ocean. 313 00:17:40,612 --> 00:17:41,612 Not the ocean, the pier. 314 00:17:41,626 --> 00:17:43,702 - Guess I'll be leaving now. - That's a great idea. 315 00:17:43,836 --> 00:17:45,829 - What about the alcohol? - We'll get rid of it. 316 00:17:45,964 --> 00:17:47,956 Come on. It'll be all right. 317 00:17:48,091 --> 00:17:50,297 - Come on. Hurry up. Let's go. - Put him in the trunk. 318 00:17:50,427 --> 00:17:52,331 I won't have anything to do with this. 319 00:17:52,332 --> 00:17:53,332 Shut up. 320 00:17:53,333 --> 00:17:56,465 Cindy, come on. We'll just pretend it never happened. 321 00:17:56,600 --> 00:17:58,318 You know, like the time we got drunk 322 00:17:58,319 --> 00:17:59,803 and we went down on each other. 323 00:17:59,914 --> 00:18:00,914 I'll get his arm. 324 00:18:00,915 --> 00:18:03,436 - I'll grab his other arm. - I'll grab his ass. 325 00:18:03,565 --> 00:18:06,056 We'll take him down to Williamson Cove and we'll dump him in there. 326 00:18:06,193 --> 00:18:08,351 The sharks'll take care of the evidence. 327 00:18:09,196 --> 00:18:11,403 Oh, my God, someone's coming. 328 00:18:11,532 --> 00:18:14,533 - Oh, shit. It's Shorty. - Brenda, take care of him. 329 00:18:20,958 --> 00:18:23,995 Shorty, I know you ain't driving without no papers. 330 00:18:24,128 --> 00:18:27,213 I got papers, blunts, bongs... 331 00:18:27,340 --> 00:18:29,831 all the ingredients to make a high nigga pie. 332 00:18:31,636 --> 00:18:35,171 - Hey, yo, can I help you? - Yo, what's up, Ray? 333 00:18:35,307 --> 00:18:37,014 Yo, son, you all need jumper cables? 334 00:18:37,015 --> 00:18:38,015 Nah, we're cool. 335 00:18:38,016 --> 00:18:42,021 Oh, good, because I left my roach clip at home. 336 00:18:42,147 --> 00:18:45,730 - Go home, Shorty. - Yeah, I'll see you later. 337 00:18:45,859 --> 00:18:48,018 - Peace, Ray. - Get the trunk closed. 338 00:18:48,153 --> 00:18:50,644 - It won't close. - I'll do it. 339 00:19:16,850 --> 00:19:20,764 Hold on. Hold on. Put him down. He's heavy. Oh, God. 340 00:19:20,896 --> 00:19:23,535 Jesus. Okay, look. On three we dump 341 00:19:23,536 --> 00:19:25,807 him over the ledge, all right? 342 00:19:25,942 --> 00:19:28,350 Wait, wait, wait. Shouldn't we at least check his wallet? 343 00:19:28,487 --> 00:19:32,070 - For what? - Shit, he might have some money. 344 00:19:32,199 --> 00:19:35,117 We already committed murder. We might as well rob his ass. 345 00:19:35,155 --> 00:19:36,155 I'll take the credit cards. 346 00:19:36,156 --> 00:19:37,990 - I want his jewellery. - I'm going to take his drawers. 347 00:19:39,331 --> 00:19:43,080 Get off. Hey, yo, get off. His drawers are mine. Hey, yo. 348 00:19:44,629 --> 00:19:46,835 - I got me a gold ring. - Credit cards. 349 00:19:46,964 --> 00:19:49,014 All right, let's get him in the water. 350 00:19:49,015 --> 00:19:50,464 I don't think I can, Greg. 351 00:19:50,593 --> 00:19:53,001 - It's not too late. - Shut up, okay? 352 00:19:53,137 --> 00:19:54,736 Christ, already. I'll do it. 353 00:19:54,737 --> 00:19:56,922 - Come on. - Just get him in the water. 354 00:19:57,058 --> 00:20:00,262 Okay. One, two... 355 00:20:00,395 --> 00:20:02,269 three. 356 00:20:06,568 --> 00:20:10,732 Right now we make a pact. We take this to our grave. Agreed? 357 00:20:10,864 --> 00:20:12,656 - Agreed. - Agreed? 358 00:20:12,783 --> 00:20:16,863 - Agreed. - Say it, Cindy. Say it. 359 00:20:16,996 --> 00:20:20,080 We take this to our grave. Say it. 360 00:20:20,207 --> 00:20:22,330 We take this to our grave. Say it. 361 00:20:22,460 --> 00:20:24,168 Greg, chill. Come on. You're hurting her. Greg. 362 00:20:24,295 --> 00:20:27,711 - Come on. - We take this to our grave. Ow. 363 00:20:27,840 --> 00:20:31,459 And we never mention this again. 364 00:20:31,594 --> 00:20:34,761 - Mention what? - The guy we just killed. 365 00:20:34,889 --> 00:20:37,131 Well, you just mentioned it, Greg. 366 00:20:37,267 --> 00:20:39,674 Starting now. 367 00:20:39,811 --> 00:20:43,180 - Stupid bitch, man. - God, I hate him. 368 00:20:43,315 --> 00:20:46,648 It's going to be okay, baby. It's going to be okay. I promise. 369 00:20:46,777 --> 00:20:49,861 Just touch it again. Come on. Please? 370 00:20:52,741 --> 00:20:55,455 You have to move on, Cindy. That's all behind us now. 371 00:20:55,456 --> 00:20:56,456 Exactly. 372 00:20:56,495 --> 00:20:58,653 - It's a coincidence. - Greg's right, Cindy. 373 00:20:58,789 --> 00:21:01,707 I mean, what do you think we're in, a horror movie? 374 00:21:02,835 --> 00:21:05,504 Yeah, you guys are right. I mean, if we were... 375 00:21:05,629 --> 00:21:08,078 they'd probably cast some dingbat like 376 00:21:08,079 --> 00:21:10,339 Jennifer Love Huge Tits to play me. 377 00:21:10,468 --> 00:21:12,381 Yeah, yeah, or they'd... or they'd cast people in 378 00:21:12,382 --> 00:21:14,217 their late twenties, early thirties to play us. 379 00:21:17,141 --> 00:21:19,977 Kenny, get the camera ready. Here. Hold my gum. 380 00:21:22,313 --> 00:21:24,751 Hi. Sheriff, Sheriff, can I get a statement? 381 00:21:24,752 --> 00:21:25,752 No comment. 382 00:21:25,753 --> 00:21:30,935 Damn. Who do I have to screw around here to get a stupid story? 383 00:21:31,073 --> 00:21:33,398 Hey. Hey, no running. 384 00:21:35,619 --> 00:21:37,410 Loser. 385 00:21:37,538 --> 00:21:40,788 - Slow it down. - Blow me. 386 00:21:40,916 --> 00:21:43,288 All right. 387 00:21:43,419 --> 00:21:45,957 Hi. Gail Hailstorm. Field Reporter, Hard Story. 388 00:21:46,088 --> 00:21:48,211 Special Officer Doofy. 389 00:21:48,341 --> 00:21:52,290 Oh, hi, Doofy. Doofy, listen. Is there a problem on campus? 390 00:21:52,428 --> 00:21:54,587 - No comment. - Okay. - No comment. - Okay. 391 00:21:54,722 --> 00:21:58,387 You know, you look awfully young to be a police officer. 392 00:21:58,518 --> 00:22:00,137 Yeah, I'm 25 and a half years old. 393 00:22:00,138 --> 00:22:01,138 Ooh. 394 00:22:01,139 --> 00:22:03,054 - Yeah, that's this many. - Ah, so big. 395 00:22:03,189 --> 00:22:05,063 Yeah. That's big. 396 00:22:05,191 --> 00:22:08,027 Well, you don't look a day over 12. 397 00:22:08,153 --> 00:22:12,067 Except for the big head and glazed-over look in your eyes. 398 00:22:12,199 --> 00:22:15,734 - Ooh, was that drool? - Yeah. I forgot to swallow. 399 00:22:15,869 --> 00:22:19,238 Don't worry, because I never forget. 400 00:22:21,125 --> 00:22:23,127 Would you remind me not to do that again? 401 00:22:23,128 --> 00:22:24,128 Sorry. 402 00:22:24,129 --> 00:22:25,415 Hello. Due to the recent tragedy, the 403 00:22:25,416 --> 00:22:26,754 sheriff and me, your principal... 404 00:22:26,881 --> 00:22:29,419 will be questioning all students throughout the day. 405 00:22:29,550 --> 00:22:31,105 Wow. Sounds like we've got the makings 406 00:22:31,106 --> 00:22:32,421 of a serial killer on our hands. 407 00:22:32,553 --> 00:22:35,258 Yeah, I'm not supposed to say. It's official police business. 408 00:22:35,389 --> 00:22:37,735 Hey, Doofy, what do you say you and 409 00:22:37,736 --> 00:22:39,886 I go inside my van over there... 410 00:22:40,019 --> 00:22:42,142 and, get to know each other a little better? 411 00:22:42,272 --> 00:22:44,232 - Would you like that? - That van? 412 00:22:44,233 --> 00:22:46,020 Yeah, that van right there. 413 00:22:47,569 --> 00:22:51,039 Yeah. Yeah, okay, let's go. Come on. 414 00:22:51,040 --> 00:22:52,195 Oh. 415 00:22:52,324 --> 00:22:56,072 A terrible tragedy and an unbearable loss. 416 00:22:56,203 --> 00:23:00,450 It's days like today that we need prayer in school. 417 00:23:00,582 --> 00:23:05,577 It starts to unravel the very moral fabric of our society. 418 00:23:05,713 --> 00:23:07,670 Here you go, baby. 419 00:23:07,798 --> 00:23:09,874 You go to your daddy. 420 00:23:13,679 --> 00:23:17,095 - I'll see you after class. - Sweet. - All right. 421 00:23:17,225 --> 00:23:19,551 Okay, class, who would like to give 422 00:23:19,552 --> 00:23:21,554 their oral presentation first? 423 00:23:23,565 --> 00:23:26,316 - Anybody? - Yes. 424 00:23:26,443 --> 00:23:29,360 Anybody else? 425 00:23:29,487 --> 00:23:32,654 - Okay, Heather. - Oh, yes. Okay. 426 00:23:35,202 --> 00:23:37,657 - Okay. Can I start? - Yeah. 427 00:23:37,788 --> 00:23:40,658 Okay, my presentation is on the First Amendment. 428 00:23:40,791 --> 00:23:45,334 And it began on May 25, 1787 in Philly with George Washington. 429 00:23:45,462 --> 00:23:47,289 And it states, and I quote... 430 00:23:47,423 --> 00:23:49,066 "When our Founding Fathers argued the 431 00:23:49,067 --> 00:23:50,839 passage of our glorious Constitution..." 432 00:24:39,101 --> 00:24:41,439 And so, the First Amendment gives 433 00:24:41,440 --> 00:24:44,060 us the right to say what we want... 434 00:24:44,190 --> 00:24:47,108 Oh, shut the fuck up. 435 00:24:47,235 --> 00:24:50,485 So, who's next? 436 00:24:50,613 --> 00:24:53,614 Cindy Campbell. 437 00:24:53,742 --> 00:24:56,992 Isn't she the daughter of, well, you know... 438 00:24:57,120 --> 00:25:00,620 - Oh, yeah, you know, old Mrs... - Old Mrs... 439 00:25:00,749 --> 00:25:03,584 And, yeah. Yeah, the one and only... 440 00:25:03,710 --> 00:25:07,079 The one and only. 441 00:25:07,214 --> 00:25:10,832 - Why, hello, Cindy. - Hi, Principal Squiggman. 442 00:25:10,968 --> 00:25:12,313 Thanks, Doofy. 443 00:25:12,314 --> 00:25:15,926 It's Special Officer Doofy today, Cind. 444 00:25:16,056 --> 00:25:17,895 Now, Cindy, Sheriff has some questions 445 00:25:17,896 --> 00:25:19,639 that he would like to ask you today. 446 00:25:19,769 --> 00:25:22,231 What is that, that god-awful smell? 447 00:25:22,232 --> 00:25:23,268 I don't know. 448 00:25:23,397 --> 00:25:24,678 I got a poopie. 449 00:25:25,900 --> 00:25:28,771 Did you just say that you, you went poopie? 450 00:25:28,903 --> 00:25:31,940 - Yeah. It was good. - Mm. 451 00:25:32,073 --> 00:25:35,158 - Get him out of here. - Yes. 452 00:25:35,285 --> 00:25:37,990 - Thank you, Doofy. - Okay. 453 00:25:38,121 --> 00:25:40,280 You should now go back to Special Ed. 454 00:25:40,415 --> 00:25:41,630 Okay. Salute. 455 00:25:41,631 --> 00:25:44,627 Maybe a change of underwear, son. 456 00:25:44,753 --> 00:25:47,291 - Bye, Doofy. - Bye, Cind. 457 00:25:48,215 --> 00:25:50,172 - How are you, Cindy? - Fine. 458 00:25:50,300 --> 00:25:53,171 - How are you, Sheriff? - Bloated, constipated. 459 00:25:53,304 --> 00:25:56,838 Got a boil on my ass the size of a walnut. You know, the usual. 460 00:25:56,974 --> 00:25:59,845 Cindy, I want to ask you some questions about Drew Decker. 461 00:26:01,395 --> 00:26:04,396 - I didn't really know her. - Oh, come on. Sure you do. 462 00:26:04,524 --> 00:26:05,623 - No. I mean... - Come on. 463 00:26:05,624 --> 00:26:06,849 I didn't really know her. 464 00:26:06,984 --> 00:26:08,485 I've been in this game a long time. Don't 465 00:26:08,486 --> 00:26:09,736 bullshit a bullshitter, all right? 466 00:26:09,862 --> 00:26:14,240 Tell me about Drew. What was she like in bed, Cindy? 467 00:26:15,452 --> 00:26:18,571 Tried to get you. It's an old police trick. 468 00:26:18,705 --> 00:26:20,581 It's an old police trick. You didn't 469 00:26:20,582 --> 00:26:22,204 fall for it. Good for you, kid. 470 00:26:22,334 --> 00:26:24,208 Hike. 471 00:26:25,212 --> 00:26:27,703 Pass. Pass. 472 00:26:31,093 --> 00:26:33,251 - All right, shower up. - Yes. 473 00:26:34,680 --> 00:26:38,179 Yo, Dugan, man, nice play, yo. Word up. 474 00:26:38,309 --> 00:26:40,083 Johnson, what a block, baby. Word up. 475 00:26:40,084 --> 00:26:41,084 Thanks a lot, kid. 476 00:26:41,145 --> 00:26:42,145 Woodward. 477 00:26:42,146 --> 00:26:44,349 - Hey. Hey. - Nice ass. 478 00:26:44,482 --> 00:26:46,558 Damn. 479 00:26:46,692 --> 00:26:50,026 Hey, yo, Greg, man, what's up? You going to hit the showers or what? 480 00:26:50,154 --> 00:26:52,416 No, man. I think I'm going to work out, 481 00:26:52,417 --> 00:26:54,283 you know, beat the bag a little. 482 00:26:54,409 --> 00:26:56,532 Suit yourself, kid. All right. Last 483 00:26:56,533 --> 00:26:58,537 one in the shower's a rotten egg. 484 00:26:58,663 --> 00:27:02,531 Come on, you all. I'm going to get you all. 485 00:27:02,667 --> 00:27:05,585 Don't let Uncle Ray catch you. 486 00:27:28,819 --> 00:27:33,114 Who did this? Huh? Where are you? 487 00:27:33,241 --> 00:27:35,530 This isn't funny, all right? 488 00:27:35,660 --> 00:27:38,578 A small dick's like a disability, man. 489 00:27:38,705 --> 00:27:42,916 Huh? Would you make fun of a guy in a wheelchair? Huh? Would you? 490 00:27:43,043 --> 00:27:45,415 Come on out here, you sick fuck. 491 00:27:45,545 --> 00:27:49,590 I'll kick the shit out of you right now. All right? 492 00:27:49,716 --> 00:27:51,484 It's not the size of the hammer, 493 00:27:51,485 --> 00:27:53,584 it's the nail you're throwing it at. 494 00:27:56,598 --> 00:28:00,133 It's a shame how she died, you know? She was such a nice girl. 495 00:28:00,269 --> 00:28:03,223 Yeah, she used to baby-sit my brother Doofy. 496 00:28:03,355 --> 00:28:06,974 - He had the biggest crush on her. - Ray, you're a dead man. 497 00:28:07,109 --> 00:28:08,835 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. 498 00:28:08,836 --> 00:28:10,069 No, no, no, what you trying to say? 499 00:28:10,071 --> 00:28:11,349 You wanna get butt-naked and wrestle? 500 00:28:11,350 --> 00:28:12,417 Chill out. Chill out. Chill out. 501 00:28:12,418 --> 00:28:13,849 - Bring it on, Ray. - Hold my earrings. 502 00:28:13,850 --> 00:28:15,189 - Chill out. - Where's my Vaseline? 503 00:28:15,218 --> 00:28:17,170 - Take it easy. - What's the problem? 504 00:28:17,171 --> 00:28:18,736 I'll show you the problem. 505 00:28:18,872 --> 00:28:20,948 Oh... That's you? 506 00:28:21,082 --> 00:28:24,617 They... They turned the hot water off in the showers, all right? 507 00:28:26,004 --> 00:28:28,791 Oh, shit. 508 00:28:28,924 --> 00:28:32,127 Oh, yeah. Laugh it up, you guys. Big laugh. 509 00:28:33,762 --> 00:28:36,218 You know what? You can all go to hell. 510 00:28:36,348 --> 00:28:39,634 Greg, you're not the only one who got one. 511 00:28:40,936 --> 00:28:43,059 Oh, you mean Bobby's got a baby dick too? 512 00:28:45,691 --> 00:28:48,265 No. I was talking about the note. 513 00:28:48,402 --> 00:28:50,644 I got one too. 514 00:28:50,780 --> 00:28:53,531 - Somebody knows. - That's bullshit, Cindy. 515 00:28:53,658 --> 00:28:55,650 Look, someone's just trying to fuck with us, you guys. 516 00:28:55,785 --> 00:28:58,406 We have to call the police, Greg. 517 00:28:58,538 --> 00:29:01,207 You call the police, and I'll kill you myself. 518 00:29:09,174 --> 00:29:10,380 You're hurting her, man. 519 00:29:10,381 --> 00:29:12,839 And you know what? That goes for all of you guys. 520 00:29:12,969 --> 00:29:15,543 That psycho wants a piece of me, bring it on. 521 00:29:15,681 --> 00:29:18,800 But I'm not going to jail. You got that? 522 00:29:26,942 --> 00:29:29,018 What's everybody talking about? 523 00:29:29,153 --> 00:29:31,609 Just forget it, Shorty. You already know too much. 524 00:29:35,993 --> 00:29:38,401 Aren't they beautiful? 525 00:29:38,538 --> 00:29:41,539 - Buffy. - Contestant number one. 526 00:29:44,669 --> 00:29:48,121 Very good. And contestant number two. 527 00:29:52,052 --> 00:29:54,757 Very good. And contestant number three. 528 00:29:54,888 --> 00:29:58,553 - Buffy. - That's my girl. 529 00:29:58,684 --> 00:30:01,934 - That's my girlfriend. - Yeah, that's my girlfriend too. 530 00:30:02,062 --> 00:30:05,312 - Hey, kiss my ass. - Yeah, I'm hitting that too. 531 00:30:05,441 --> 00:30:07,932 - All right, Buffy. - Hey, shut the hell up, man. 532 00:30:08,068 --> 00:30:10,079 Oh, yeah, man. Best pussy I ever had. 533 00:30:10,080 --> 00:30:11,687 What, you want a piece of me? 534 00:30:11,822 --> 00:30:14,148 Now the talent portion of the competition. 535 00:30:14,283 --> 00:30:16,312 Oh, you guys, I'm going to go downstairs for a closer seat. 536 00:30:16,313 --> 00:30:17,313 Let's begin... 537 00:30:17,314 --> 00:30:19,171 with contestant number three... 538 00:30:19,172 --> 00:30:21,782 See you after the show. Buffy Gilmore. 539 00:30:21,867 --> 00:30:23,301 Hey, you know what? I'm going to go, hit the 540 00:30:23,302 --> 00:30:24,769 head. You want me to bring you back anything? 541 00:30:24,770 --> 00:30:26,064 No, no, no. I'm good, man. But hurry 542 00:30:26,065 --> 00:30:27,129 back. She's going to perform. 543 00:30:27,255 --> 00:30:29,828 - Don't worry. I'll be back. - So, good evening, Buffy. 544 00:30:29,966 --> 00:30:32,089 And what will be your talent for this evening? 545 00:30:32,218 --> 00:30:35,967 Acting. I'll be doing a dramatic reading. 546 00:30:38,433 --> 00:30:40,426 Buffy Gilmore doing a dramatic reading. 547 00:30:42,312 --> 00:30:45,812 Hey, do that thing from Baywatch. She's running down the beach. 548 00:30:52,740 --> 00:30:54,779 Look out, Greg. Look behind you. 549 00:30:56,410 --> 00:30:59,115 - It's him. It's the killer. - Huh? 550 00:30:59,247 --> 00:31:02,164 Oh, my God. Somebody do something. 551 00:31:02,291 --> 00:31:05,791 Somebody do something. 552 00:31:05,920 --> 00:31:08,494 He's killing him. 553 00:31:08,631 --> 00:31:11,549 - He's killing him. - Must be an original piece. 554 00:31:11,676 --> 00:31:12,957 He's killing him. 555 00:31:14,888 --> 00:31:16,631 She's good. She's good. 556 00:31:16,765 --> 00:31:19,635 - What's wrong with you people? - That's fantastic. 557 00:31:19,768 --> 00:31:23,271 You fucking bastards. Why won't anyone help? 558 00:31:23,272 --> 00:31:24,272 Amazing. 559 00:31:24,292 --> 00:31:25,848 - She's the next Pamela Lee. - God. 560 00:31:25,983 --> 00:31:29,067 Oh, God. Oh, God. Don't. 561 00:31:30,070 --> 00:31:32,692 Greg, hold on. 562 00:31:34,283 --> 00:31:36,691 Give it up for Buffy Gilmore. Wonderful. 563 00:31:36,827 --> 00:31:38,903 Absolutely fantastic. 564 00:31:42,124 --> 00:31:46,169 I think we have a winner, ladies and gentlemen. Miss Buffy Gilmore. 565 00:31:46,295 --> 00:31:48,834 Buffy, wait. You have to go back onstage. 566 00:31:48,965 --> 00:31:51,254 - No. I have to get to Greg. - But you won. 567 00:31:51,384 --> 00:31:53,018 - They're calling your name. - There's a killer... 568 00:31:54,929 --> 00:31:56,887 - I won? - They're calling your name. Go. 569 00:31:57,015 --> 00:31:58,803 Buffy, what happened? What about Greg? 570 00:31:58,804 --> 00:31:59,850 Oh, fuck Greg. I won. 571 00:31:59,976 --> 00:32:02,052 - Congratulations. - Oh, out of my way, loser. 572 00:32:02,187 --> 00:32:05,638 Miss Buffy Gilmore. 573 00:32:05,774 --> 00:32:10,068 Here she comes Miss Teen She's So Fine 574 00:32:10,195 --> 00:32:13,196 Such lovely tits - Give me my crown, bitch. 575 00:32:13,324 --> 00:32:16,443 And a great behind 576 00:32:16,577 --> 00:32:21,535 There she is Doggy style anytime 577 00:32:21,666 --> 00:32:25,877 And I'll do her behind behind and behind 578 00:32:26,003 --> 00:32:28,874 Oh, there she is 579 00:32:29,007 --> 00:32:32,376 She loves 69 580 00:32:32,510 --> 00:32:35,879 - There's no sign of him anywhere. - He could've taken the body. 581 00:32:36,014 --> 00:32:37,491 That's impossible, Cindy. There's no 582 00:32:37,492 --> 00:32:38,968 blood. There's nothing. Look around. 583 00:32:39,100 --> 00:32:41,971 I bet it's just Greg playing another one of his dumb jokes. 584 00:32:42,103 --> 00:32:44,511 He's going to turn up. I'm sure of it. He's probably at my house... 585 00:32:44,648 --> 00:32:47,186 waiting for us right now, you guys. 586 00:32:47,317 --> 00:32:49,002 All right, fine, fine. But you know what? 587 00:32:49,003 --> 00:32:50,686 I'm going to look around some more, so... 588 00:32:50,821 --> 00:32:52,477 You mind catching a ride home with Buffy? 589 00:32:52,478 --> 00:32:53,478 Yeah, no problem. 590 00:32:53,479 --> 00:32:55,737 - All right, fine. - Call me later. 591 00:33:17,307 --> 00:33:20,224 - Hello? - Hello, Cindy. 592 00:33:20,352 --> 00:33:23,103 - Who is this? - It's me, Bobby. 593 00:33:23,230 --> 00:33:25,685 You know, your boyfriend. 594 00:33:25,816 --> 00:33:29,813 Yeah, I'm sorry. I guess I'm a little jumpy lately. 595 00:33:29,945 --> 00:33:32,899 - Hey, any sign of Greg? - No. 596 00:33:33,031 --> 00:33:36,235 - Do you want me to come by? - No. 597 00:33:36,368 --> 00:33:39,987 I'm just going to take a bath, and then I'm going to go to bed. 598 00:33:40,122 --> 00:33:43,954 Okay. I'd really like to see you, but... I love you. 599 00:33:44,085 --> 00:33:47,454 Aw. I love you too, baby. 600 00:34:09,945 --> 00:34:11,819 Bobby, I told you... 601 00:34:11,947 --> 00:34:14,189 I still know what you did last Halloween. 602 00:34:14,324 --> 00:34:15,984 Who is this? 603 00:34:28,756 --> 00:34:31,543 Ow. Ow. 604 00:34:36,014 --> 00:34:38,220 - Hello. - I'm going to kill you. 605 00:34:38,349 --> 00:34:40,591 - I'm going to slice you up. - Who is this? 606 00:34:40,727 --> 00:34:42,305 I'm going to chop you like liver. 607 00:34:42,306 --> 00:34:43,306 What do you want? 608 00:34:43,313 --> 00:34:45,685 I'm in the house. 609 00:34:45,815 --> 00:34:48,188 Do you know where I am? 610 00:34:50,821 --> 00:34:54,735 I could be anywhere. I'm like the wind, baby. 611 00:34:54,867 --> 00:34:58,033 Yeah. Where am I? 612 00:35:00,414 --> 00:35:03,119 You're-you're behind the couch. 613 00:35:05,252 --> 00:35:08,871 - What? How do you know that? - I can, see your feet. 614 00:35:10,800 --> 00:35:14,216 Ah. Okay, turn around. 615 00:35:14,345 --> 00:35:16,552 Close your eyes. No peeking. 616 00:35:20,894 --> 00:35:25,223 Yeah. No. No. No. 617 00:35:25,357 --> 00:35:28,227 Hey, hey, hey. No peeking. No peeking. Turn around. 618 00:35:28,360 --> 00:35:29,937 Good. 619 00:35:30,070 --> 00:35:32,109 Okay, now you can look. 620 00:35:32,239 --> 00:35:35,939 Now do you know where I am? You don't. 621 00:35:36,076 --> 00:35:39,196 No, Mr Killer. I don't know where you are. 622 00:35:39,329 --> 00:35:42,200 I'll give you a big clue. 623 00:35:45,211 --> 00:35:47,499 Oh. I got to stop drinking. 624 00:35:54,428 --> 00:35:57,844 - Grandma. - Ow, baby. Ow. Ow. Oh, my hip. 625 00:36:21,498 --> 00:36:23,123 Come on. 626 00:36:29,423 --> 00:36:31,795 White woman in trouble off the 744... 627 00:36:38,766 --> 00:36:40,061 - Are you okay? - Oh, my God. 628 00:36:40,062 --> 00:36:41,803 I heard screaming. What's going on? 629 00:36:41,936 --> 00:36:44,225 Bobby, he was here. 630 00:36:44,355 --> 00:36:47,724 - The killer was here, Bobby. - It's okay. 631 00:36:54,866 --> 00:36:58,485 - I can explain that. - Oh, my God. 632 00:36:58,620 --> 00:37:01,491 A friend gave them to me. Cindy. Cindy. 633 00:37:02,249 --> 00:37:04,918 Cindy. Cindy. Cindy. 634 00:37:05,043 --> 00:37:06,917 Cindy. Cindy. 635 00:37:11,801 --> 00:37:13,840 It's me, Cind. 636 00:37:13,969 --> 00:37:16,543 Cindy, you know me. Cindy. 637 00:37:23,104 --> 00:37:25,595 I know you've had a rough night, Cindy, so I won't keep you. 638 00:37:25,732 --> 00:37:28,519 I just want you to look at some photos. Tell me what you think. 639 00:37:38,745 --> 00:37:41,699 - No? - No. 640 00:37:41,832 --> 00:37:45,830 - I'm sorry, Sheriff. - You sure? 641 00:37:45,961 --> 00:37:48,879 Okay, you're free to go. Do you have somebody picking you up? 642 00:37:49,006 --> 00:37:51,082 - Yeah. - Oh. Just... 643 00:37:52,635 --> 00:37:54,592 Just check that one out again. 644 00:37:56,013 --> 00:37:57,262 Mm, no. 645 00:37:57,263 --> 00:38:01,008 No? No? All right. Well, worth a shot. All right, thanks. 646 00:38:01,143 --> 00:38:03,074 Guess what I just did with those hookers we busted. 647 00:38:03,075 --> 00:38:04,075 No way. 648 00:38:04,076 --> 00:38:06,939 All the way, man. Yes, yes. Watch this. Watch this. Doofy. 649 00:38:07,066 --> 00:38:09,308 - Yeah? - Come on. Come on. 650 00:38:09,444 --> 00:38:10,903 Okay. 651 00:38:11,905 --> 00:38:13,897 Special Officer Doofy reporting. 652 00:38:14,032 --> 00:38:16,488 Hey, Doofy, smell my fingers. 653 00:38:17,640 --> 00:38:18,640 What's that? 654 00:38:18,641 --> 00:38:21,327 That's when you know you've become a man, Doofy. 655 00:38:22,332 --> 00:38:24,408 Hey, Terry, smell my finger. 656 00:38:24,543 --> 00:38:27,164 - What the hell is that? - My ass. 657 00:38:27,296 --> 00:38:29,335 - Get the hell out of here, Doofy. - Doofy. 658 00:38:29,465 --> 00:38:31,132 Mum said get home now. 659 00:38:31,133 --> 00:38:34,257 Tell Mum I'm on official police business. 660 00:38:34,386 --> 00:38:35,601 Cindy, are you okay? 661 00:38:35,602 --> 00:38:38,087 Hey, hey, hey. No talking to the witness. 662 00:38:38,224 --> 00:38:40,304 Go get in the car, Doofy. She's coming with us. 663 00:38:40,305 --> 00:38:42,143 - Does Mum know? - Yeah, Doofus. 664 00:38:42,144 --> 00:38:44,098 Mum says when I wear this badge... 665 00:38:44,230 --> 00:38:46,057 you're supposed to treat me like a man of the law. 666 00:38:46,190 --> 00:38:47,940 Yeah, well, Mum also said for you to stop 667 00:38:47,941 --> 00:38:49,690 sticking your dick in the vacuum cleaner. 668 00:38:53,364 --> 00:38:55,191 Okay, three, two... 669 00:38:55,325 --> 00:38:57,031 - Oh, no. Gosh darn. - What now? 670 00:38:57,061 --> 00:38:58,929 No, it's just that there's all these numbers with deci... 671 00:38:58,930 --> 00:38:59,968 What, can't you count? 672 00:38:59,969 --> 00:39:01,297 No, I can count, but there's really... 673 00:39:01,298 --> 00:39:03,489 Here, let me make it easy for you. Chump-zilla, listen up, okay? 674 00:39:03,490 --> 00:39:05,171 This little piggy went to the market. All 675 00:39:05,172 --> 00:39:06,692 right? This little piggy stayed home. 676 00:39:06,753 --> 00:39:08,687 Now, if this little piggy doesn't roll the goddam camera... 677 00:39:08,797 --> 00:39:10,481 I'm going to put my foot up his fucking ass... 678 00:39:10,482 --> 00:39:11,482 We're live, Gail. 679 00:39:11,483 --> 00:39:13,506 Gail Hailstorm standing out front of the police station... 680 00:39:13,636 --> 00:39:16,257 where I'm going to try and get a glimpse of Cindy Campbell... 681 00:39:16,388 --> 00:39:18,844 the young girl who was attacked earlier this evening. 682 00:39:18,974 --> 00:39:20,012 You're on my foot, fat shit. 683 00:39:20,014 --> 00:39:21,309 - Sorry, G... - What did I say? 684 00:39:21,310 --> 00:39:22,310 Huh? What did I say? 685 00:39:22,323 --> 00:39:23,844 "Don't... Don't ever step on Gail's shoes." 686 00:39:23,845 --> 00:39:25,353 - Why not? - Because Gail wears Prada shoes. 687 00:39:25,481 --> 00:39:27,474 - You idiot. - I'm a... I'm a bad man. 688 00:39:27,608 --> 00:39:28,875 - Cindy. Cindy. - How about one minute? 689 00:39:28,876 --> 00:39:30,402 Cindy, can we get a statement? 690 00:39:30,403 --> 00:39:32,692 Buffy Gilmore, Miss Teen. She's not talking. 691 00:39:32,822 --> 00:39:34,779 Is it true the police have someone in custody? 692 00:39:34,908 --> 00:39:35,969 Come on, Cindy. 693 00:39:35,970 --> 00:39:38,277 Cindy, Cindy, your ass looks fat. 694 00:39:40,288 --> 00:39:42,495 Bitch. 695 00:39:42,624 --> 00:39:44,747 - Good shot. - Come on. 696 00:39:44,876 --> 00:39:47,877 - All right, who copped a feel? - Gail, it was me. 697 00:39:48,005 --> 00:39:51,089 - Oh, my God. - It was an accident, Gail. 698 00:39:51,216 --> 00:39:54,087 I only touched it, the top of the breast. 699 00:39:54,219 --> 00:39:56,093 - It was so tender and juicy. - Shut up. 700 00:40:05,156 --> 00:40:06,156 Yo. 701 00:40:06,157 --> 00:40:08,683 Hello, Shorty. What are you doing? 702 00:40:08,818 --> 00:40:14,061 Nothing. Sitting here watching the game. Smoking some bud. 703 00:40:15,575 --> 00:40:17,532 Are you all alone? 704 00:40:17,660 --> 00:40:21,361 - Wassup? - Wassup? 705 00:40:21,498 --> 00:40:23,870 What the... Who's that? 706 00:40:24,000 --> 00:40:26,788 Yo, pick up the phone. 707 00:40:26,920 --> 00:40:29,921 - Wassup? - Wassup? 708 00:40:32,217 --> 00:40:34,589 Yo, Dookie, pick up the phone. 709 00:40:35,721 --> 00:40:38,046 - Yo. - Wassup? 710 00:40:46,899 --> 00:40:52,570 - So what you doing, son? - Nothing. Just chilling, killing. 711 00:40:52,697 --> 00:40:55,235 True. True. 712 00:40:55,450 --> 00:40:57,277 So you think Bobby did it? 713 00:41:00,705 --> 00:41:03,991 I don't know. But he was there, Buffy. 714 00:41:04,125 --> 00:41:08,123 I knew there had to be something. He's just too perfect. 715 00:41:08,255 --> 00:41:12,466 Handsome, smart, good in bed. 716 00:41:12,593 --> 00:41:15,926 What did you say? 717 00:41:16,054 --> 00:41:19,139 Hey, Cind. Got your ice pack for your hand. 718 00:41:19,266 --> 00:41:21,971 - Ow. - Sorry. 719 00:41:22,102 --> 00:41:24,640 I'll get you one for your head. 720 00:41:24,772 --> 00:41:27,097 No, no, that's okay, Doofy. 721 00:41:27,233 --> 00:41:31,694 Hey, we're going to get that guy you dumped in the water. Yeah. 722 00:41:31,821 --> 00:41:33,814 I'll be next door if you need me. 723 00:41:33,948 --> 00:41:37,282 Night, Cind. 724 00:41:37,410 --> 00:41:38,821 Buffy, you told him? 725 00:41:38,953 --> 00:41:41,990 The moron overheard a conversation Greg and I were having. 726 00:41:42,123 --> 00:41:43,749 Yeah, but what if he says something? 727 00:41:43,750 --> 00:41:46,251 Who's going to believe a retarded retard like him anyway? 728 00:41:46,378 --> 00:41:48,121 Don't worry. 729 00:41:48,255 --> 00:41:49,832 Cindy, telephone. 730 00:41:52,092 --> 00:41:53,966 Thank you. 731 00:41:54,094 --> 00:41:57,677 - Hello? - Hello, Cindy. 732 00:41:57,806 --> 00:41:59,846 - Guess what. - No. 733 00:41:59,975 --> 00:42:02,015 - You got the wrong guy. - No. 734 00:42:02,144 --> 00:42:04,018 - Yep. It's not Bobby. - Doofy? 735 00:42:04,146 --> 00:42:06,684 - Who is this? - Doofy. Doofy. 736 00:42:06,816 --> 00:42:09,057 - Doofy. - Oh, my God. 737 00:42:16,117 --> 00:42:17,695 Hello? 738 00:42:19,078 --> 00:42:21,237 Hello? 739 00:42:21,372 --> 00:42:25,204 I said don't disturb me when I'm cleaning my room. 740 00:42:31,132 --> 00:42:33,624 I heard Bobby got out this morning. 741 00:42:33,760 --> 00:42:37,010 I haven't seen him around. Is he pissed? 742 00:42:37,139 --> 00:42:40,887 You mean since you branded him the Candyman? No. His heart is broken. 743 00:42:41,018 --> 00:42:44,102 Yo, son. It's like I seen this all before. 744 00:42:44,229 --> 00:42:46,187 They had a killer at your old high school, Shorty? 745 00:42:46,315 --> 00:42:49,482 No, it was in this movie Scream. Same dialogue and everything. 746 00:42:49,610 --> 00:42:51,852 - This is ill. - How did it end? 747 00:42:51,987 --> 00:42:54,140 I don't know. Some niggas started shooting up 748 00:42:54,141 --> 00:42:56,199 in the movie theatre, so we just broke out. 749 00:42:56,242 --> 00:42:57,242 No doubt. 750 00:42:57,243 --> 00:42:59,991 Okay, I say we all just stick together. 751 00:43:00,121 --> 00:43:02,873 Tonight everyone meet at my house. And bring some friends. 752 00:43:02,999 --> 00:43:05,620 But don't tell everyone, okay? Try to keep it quiet. 753 00:43:05,752 --> 00:43:09,666 Okay. Yo. Party at Cindy's house. 754 00:43:09,798 --> 00:43:12,467 Drunk white women for everybody. 755 00:43:14,052 --> 00:43:19,010 Ray, if you see Bobby, tell him I love him. 756 00:43:19,141 --> 00:43:23,091 Okay. If I see Bobby, I'll tell him I love him. 757 00:43:29,775 --> 00:43:30,775 Jesus. 758 00:43:30,776 --> 00:43:32,643 It's okay. It's all right. It's just me, baby. 759 00:43:33,623 --> 00:43:35,091 What, you don't still think it's me, do you? 760 00:43:35,092 --> 00:43:36,092 No. 761 00:43:36,108 --> 00:43:37,665 It's just that somebody did try to kill me. 762 00:43:37,666 --> 00:43:38,666 Yeah. 763 00:43:38,667 --> 00:43:40,436 And the police said I scared him away. 764 00:43:40,437 --> 00:43:42,413 I know. He called me last night. 765 00:43:42,540 --> 00:43:44,225 Yeah, so you see, it couldn't have been 766 00:43:44,226 --> 00:43:45,909 me. I was in jail last night. Remember? 767 00:43:48,213 --> 00:43:50,122 You're the best. 768 00:43:50,256 --> 00:43:52,664 I'm sorry. Please understand. 769 00:43:52,801 --> 00:43:54,246 Understand what? That my girlfriend would 770 00:43:54,247 --> 00:43:55,588 rather call me a killer than touch me? 771 00:43:55,720 --> 00:43:56,720 That's not true, Bobby. 772 00:43:56,721 --> 00:43:58,010 - Then what is it? - What is it? 773 00:43:58,140 --> 00:44:00,242 She's gone and she's not coming back. 774 00:44:00,243 --> 00:44:01,924 It's been over a year, Cindy. 775 00:44:02,060 --> 00:44:04,634 But Ginger was such an important part of the Spice Girls. 776 00:44:04,771 --> 00:44:07,726 - Oh, you got to move on, baby. - Oh. 777 00:44:07,858 --> 00:44:10,812 I am sorry if my complicated life... 778 00:44:10,945 --> 00:44:14,989 is an inconvenience to your perfect existence. 779 00:44:15,116 --> 00:44:17,951 Cindy. Cind. 780 00:44:18,077 --> 00:44:20,117 Okay, everybody, listen up. 781 00:44:20,246 --> 00:44:22,488 Let me just say... 782 00:44:22,623 --> 00:44:27,286 the killing of these... these teenagers has been tragic, but... 783 00:44:27,420 --> 00:44:29,284 Hey, you know, shit happens. 784 00:44:29,286 --> 00:44:32,463 - Sheriff. - Sheriff. 785 00:44:32,592 --> 00:44:33,753 Yes, Miss Thunderstorm. 786 00:44:33,754 --> 00:44:35,795 Have they found Cindy Campbell's father? 787 00:44:35,929 --> 00:44:37,969 - No. - Isn't he a suspect? 788 00:44:38,098 --> 00:44:40,174 That is classified information. Where are you getting that? 789 00:44:40,308 --> 00:44:44,009 I'm sorry, but, my sources are strictly confidential, Sheriff. 790 00:44:44,146 --> 00:44:46,637 Hey, Gail. 791 00:44:46,773 --> 00:44:50,024 Gail swallows. 792 00:44:55,533 --> 00:44:57,406 Watch this. 793 00:44:58,703 --> 00:45:01,657 Hello? Who is this? 794 00:45:02,832 --> 00:45:06,581 What? You wanna kill me? 795 00:45:06,711 --> 00:45:08,834 Oh, God. Hold on. 796 00:45:08,963 --> 00:45:13,008 Cindy, it's for you. 797 00:45:15,178 --> 00:45:17,467 All right, knock it off, Buffy. 798 00:45:17,597 --> 00:45:20,432 Now, as you all have heard, there is a killer in our town... 799 00:45:20,559 --> 00:45:22,057 and the police have asked us to 800 00:45:22,058 --> 00:45:23,844 give you the following safety tips. 801 00:45:23,979 --> 00:45:26,185 Stay in well-lit areas. 802 00:45:26,315 --> 00:45:28,172 Do not travel alone whenever 803 00:45:28,173 --> 00:45:30,692 possible. Always wipe front to back. 804 00:45:30,819 --> 00:45:33,856 And remember, never, ever believe someone... 805 00:45:33,989 --> 00:45:36,694 when they tell you that shaving your pubic hair... 806 00:45:36,826 --> 00:45:39,696 will rid you of crab infestation. 807 00:45:39,829 --> 00:45:42,117 Now, I understand this is a difficult 808 00:45:42,118 --> 00:45:43,743 time for you young ladies. 809 00:45:43,875 --> 00:45:46,876 So if anyone needs to come to my office to talk... 810 00:45:47,003 --> 00:45:48,995 I am here for you. 811 00:45:53,176 --> 00:45:56,379 - What a crock of shit. - It's not, Buffy. 812 00:45:56,513 --> 00:45:59,383 He's real. 813 00:46:09,026 --> 00:46:12,311 Miss Mann? 814 00:46:12,446 --> 00:46:15,732 Come in, dear. Have a seat. Take off your bra if you'd like. 815 00:46:17,785 --> 00:46:20,240 No, thanks. 816 00:46:20,371 --> 00:46:22,447 What can I do for you, Cindy? 817 00:46:22,581 --> 00:46:26,282 I need to talk. See, I have this problem... 818 00:46:26,419 --> 00:46:29,918 and I don't know who to tell. 819 00:46:30,048 --> 00:46:33,251 - Not feeling so fresh? - Huh? 820 00:46:33,384 --> 00:46:35,757 Feminine odour and itching got you down? 821 00:46:35,887 --> 00:46:38,923 No. No, not that. 822 00:46:39,057 --> 00:46:42,971 Then what is it? 823 00:46:43,103 --> 00:46:45,594 I have a terrible secret. 824 00:46:45,730 --> 00:46:48,648 Well, Cindy, we all have our little secrets. 825 00:46:51,695 --> 00:46:54,103 Sometimes we do things we're not so proud of. 826 00:46:54,239 --> 00:46:57,110 Some for money... 827 00:46:57,242 --> 00:47:00,409 others to gain the athletic edge on the competition. 828 00:47:00,538 --> 00:47:04,452 Sometimes those secrets come back to haunt us. 829 00:47:04,583 --> 00:47:08,416 - Do you know what I mean? - Yes, I do, Miss Mann. 830 00:47:08,546 --> 00:47:11,417 Thanks for ball... I mean, all your help. 831 00:47:11,549 --> 00:47:14,799 I have to go to class. 832 00:47:14,928 --> 00:47:17,004 Anytime, dear. 833 00:47:19,474 --> 00:47:20,687 Buffy, are you coming? 834 00:47:20,688 --> 00:47:22,760 I'll catch up with you guys in a sec. 835 00:47:28,734 --> 00:47:31,604 Redrum. 836 00:47:31,737 --> 00:47:33,610 Hello? 837 00:47:40,788 --> 00:47:43,872 Somebody there? 838 00:47:43,999 --> 00:47:45,873 Hello. 839 00:47:52,008 --> 00:47:55,211 Very funny. Who put you up to this? Cindy? 840 00:47:55,345 --> 00:47:57,918 Lose the cape. It's way too '90s horror. 841 00:48:00,308 --> 00:48:04,436 Oh, so what movie is this from, Die, Cheerleader, Die? 842 00:48:06,648 --> 00:48:11,440 Wanna play psycho killer? Can I be the helpless cheerleader? 843 00:48:13,238 --> 00:48:15,860 Oh, so this is where I'm supposed to beg for my life? 844 00:48:16,992 --> 00:48:19,946 Please, Mr Killer, don't kill me. 845 00:48:23,832 --> 00:48:26,703 So is this where I'm supposed to bleed? 846 00:48:26,836 --> 00:48:30,584 Oh, look, I'm bleeding. Eek. Eek. 847 00:48:32,216 --> 00:48:35,087 Oh, yeah, I'm supposed to run, right? 848 00:48:35,219 --> 00:48:39,881 Okay. I'm running. I'm running. Help. 849 00:48:40,016 --> 00:48:42,506 Help. Oh. Now I'm going to fall and 850 00:48:42,507 --> 00:48:44,927 break my leg, leaving me helpless. 851 00:48:48,567 --> 00:48:52,315 There you go, Mr Scary Killer. I'm panicking now. 852 00:48:52,446 --> 00:48:56,657 Oh, God. Somebody please help me. 853 00:48:56,783 --> 00:48:58,942 Oh, God, no. 854 00:48:59,077 --> 00:49:01,403 No. 855 00:49:01,538 --> 00:49:03,946 Oh, now what? 856 00:49:04,083 --> 00:49:09,670 I guess this is the big climax. Hope you don't mind if I fake it. 857 00:49:12,925 --> 00:49:15,048 Oh, look at me. I'm all dead. 858 00:49:15,178 --> 00:49:18,677 I'm a gross, scary severed head. Come on. Please. 859 00:49:18,806 --> 00:49:20,808 Do you know who I am? I'm Miss Teen. 860 00:49:20,809 --> 00:49:22,756 You're really giving me a headache. 861 00:49:22,894 --> 00:49:25,016 And you got blood all over my Gucci sweater. 862 00:49:25,017 --> 00:49:26,761 I hope you're going to pay for that. 863 00:49:26,898 --> 00:49:29,520 Ah. I will not be ignored by the likes... 864 00:49:29,734 --> 00:49:34,443 - I'm going to jump. - Phil, get back in there. 865 00:49:34,573 --> 00:49:36,482 - No. - What are you doing up there? 866 00:49:36,616 --> 00:49:40,033 - Be reasonable. - I can't take this fucking job... 867 00:49:40,162 --> 00:49:43,412 or those greasy shithead teenagers any more. 868 00:49:43,540 --> 00:49:45,314 I'm going to end it all. 869 00:49:45,315 --> 00:49:48,452 Wait. Hold on. We're getting help for you. 870 00:49:48,587 --> 00:49:51,586 Now we know Bobby's not the killer. So who is? 871 00:49:51,587 --> 00:49:52,587 I don't know. 872 00:49:52,717 --> 00:49:54,357 Well, if the killer was in your house last 873 00:49:54,358 --> 00:49:55,920 night, why didn't he just kill you then? 874 00:49:56,053 --> 00:49:57,761 Because he's just messing with us. 875 00:49:57,889 --> 00:50:00,427 Don't you see? He's got us right where he wants us. 876 00:50:00,558 --> 00:50:03,261 We can't go to the police. He's just out 877 00:50:03,262 --> 00:50:05,766 there watching us and waiting for us. 878 00:50:05,897 --> 00:50:09,017 What are you waiting for, huh? 879 00:50:09,150 --> 00:50:12,021 What are you waiting for? 880 00:50:12,153 --> 00:50:14,858 What are you waiting for? 881 00:50:14,990 --> 00:50:16,690 - What am I waiting for? - What are you waiting for? 882 00:50:16,783 --> 00:50:19,987 - What am I waiting for? - What are you waiting for? 883 00:50:20,120 --> 00:50:23,157 Fuck you. 884 00:50:24,208 --> 00:50:26,284 Oh, my God. 885 00:50:26,418 --> 00:50:29,289 Ray, I still don't think this party is a good idea. 886 00:50:29,421 --> 00:50:31,712 You know I'm not going to let nothing happen to you. 887 00:50:31,713 --> 00:50:32,837 I just don't feel right. 888 00:50:32,967 --> 00:50:35,174 Why can't we just do something else? 889 00:50:35,175 --> 00:50:37,380 Okay. How about we go to the movies? 890 00:50:37,513 --> 00:50:39,791 Huh? You like that? See a little movie, huh? 891 00:50:39,792 --> 00:50:40,792 Yes. Yeah. 892 00:50:43,561 --> 00:50:47,559 - Hey. That is my song. - Hey. 893 00:50:47,690 --> 00:50:49,457 You know they gave me a shout-out on the album, right? 894 00:50:49,458 --> 00:50:50,458 What? 895 00:50:50,459 --> 00:50:51,715 Yes. 896 00:50:51,717 --> 00:50:55,484 ? Everywhere I go I see the same ho's ? 897 00:50:55,615 --> 00:50:57,407 Ooh, Brenda. 898 00:50:57,534 --> 00:50:59,657 Did I tell you how sexy you look in my jersey? 899 00:50:59,786 --> 00:51:02,704 - I do, Ray? - Yes. 900 00:51:02,831 --> 00:51:05,618 I like it. Hey, get up. Go-Go over there. Let me see it. 901 00:51:10,214 --> 00:51:14,081 Ooh. Yes, I like that. 902 00:51:14,218 --> 00:51:16,024 You like that? You like that? You like that? 903 00:51:16,025 --> 00:51:17,025 Yeah. Hey. 904 00:51:17,026 --> 00:51:19,882 Hey, put this on with it. 905 00:51:20,016 --> 00:51:21,494 Ray, you are so freaky. 906 00:51:21,495 --> 00:51:24,096 That's right. You know I'm freaky, girl. 907 00:51:24,228 --> 00:51:26,186 Go on. Pull it. Pull it up. 908 00:51:29,526 --> 00:51:33,570 Yeah. Here, here. Put this on with it. 909 00:51:33,697 --> 00:51:36,188 Go on. 910 00:51:36,324 --> 00:51:40,536 - Are you sure? - Go on, girl. Go on. Pull it on. 911 00:51:40,662 --> 00:51:43,948 - Okay. - Go on. 912 00:51:45,792 --> 00:51:48,793 - I like that look. - Ooh. I'm bad. 913 00:51:48,921 --> 00:51:53,084 Ah, yes. Here. Put this on with it. 914 00:51:53,217 --> 00:51:55,589 Go on, girl. Put it on. 915 00:51:55,719 --> 00:51:58,590 Yeah. Put that shit on there. Come on. Just shove it on. 916 00:51:58,723 --> 00:52:02,590 Do it. Yeah. Ooh, so fucking sexy. 917 00:52:02,727 --> 00:52:05,265 Come here, girl. Bring your little sexy ass over here. Come on. 918 00:52:05,396 --> 00:52:07,021 Full speed. Charge. 919 00:52:10,944 --> 00:52:13,102 Yes. Yes. Come on. Turn around. 920 00:52:13,238 --> 00:52:15,693 Turn around. Come on. Yes, Brendan. 921 00:52:15,824 --> 00:52:17,728 Take it, Brendan. Take it, Brendan. 922 00:52:17,729 --> 00:52:18,729 Who? 923 00:52:18,730 --> 00:52:21,031 Brenda. Come on, come on. Put the helmet on. 924 00:52:21,163 --> 00:52:23,286 No, let's role-play. Come on. You get me. 925 00:52:23,415 --> 00:52:25,657 - Get me. Come on. Come on. - Huh? 926 00:52:25,792 --> 00:52:27,702 I'm here at Lover's Lookout. 927 00:52:27,836 --> 00:52:30,161 It's dark, it's in the middle of nowhere... 928 00:52:30,297 --> 00:52:31,954 and it's where hormone-driven teens 929 00:52:31,955 --> 00:52:33,334 love to come and fool around. 930 00:52:33,467 --> 00:52:36,587 So very likely we're about to see someone get killed. 931 00:52:36,720 --> 00:52:38,482 Okay, sure enough, there's a girl in 932 00:52:38,483 --> 00:52:40,386 that car, blouse unbuttoned, all alone. 933 00:52:40,516 --> 00:52:43,303 Let's see if she'll have a word with us. 934 00:52:43,436 --> 00:52:47,019 Hi. Gail Hailstorm, author of the new book You're Next. 935 00:52:47,148 --> 00:52:50,398 - Oh, yeah. - Can you tell us your name? 936 00:52:50,526 --> 00:52:51,703 Well, my name's Heather. 937 00:52:51,704 --> 00:52:54,690 Heather, can you tell us what you're doing out here all alone? 938 00:52:54,823 --> 00:52:58,405 Well, yeah, sure. My boyfriend and I were just, like, making out... 939 00:52:58,535 --> 00:53:00,358 and then we heard a noise out there, 940 00:53:00,359 --> 00:53:02,034 so he went to go check it, but... 941 00:53:02,163 --> 00:53:03,832 Well, that was, like, ten minutes ago or so. 942 00:53:03,833 --> 00:53:04,833 Yeah, yeah. 943 00:53:04,834 --> 00:53:06,340 Heather, has it crossed your little mind 944 00:53:06,341 --> 00:53:08,041 that your boyfriend was probably murdered... 945 00:53:08,170 --> 00:53:11,539 and you're about to be slaughtered next? 946 00:53:11,673 --> 00:53:14,247 Really? No way. 947 00:53:14,385 --> 00:53:15,483 Way. Heather, good luck. 948 00:53:15,484 --> 00:53:17,172 Okay, thanks, Gail. You're the best. 949 00:53:17,304 --> 00:53:21,717 I know. Just as I thought. The murder is happening as we speak. 950 00:53:21,851 --> 00:53:23,244 I'm going to try and break into the 951 00:53:23,245 --> 00:53:24,520 bloodshed. Are you getting this? 952 00:53:24,645 --> 00:53:26,376 Excuse me. Heather, Heather, can you 953 00:53:26,377 --> 00:53:28,061 tell us what you're feeling, honey? 954 00:53:28,191 --> 00:53:32,023 Lots of pain. Gail, please help me. Gail, please. 955 00:53:32,153 --> 00:53:34,285 I'd like to help you out, kid, but it's sweeps. 956 00:53:34,286 --> 00:53:36,151 Sir, sir, can I get a word with you? Sir. 957 00:53:36,282 --> 00:53:37,874 You got a lot of nerve coming here. 958 00:53:37,875 --> 00:53:39,200 I'm just trying to do my job. 959 00:53:39,327 --> 00:53:40,924 Get the camera off me now. You're dead, bitch. 960 00:53:40,925 --> 00:53:42,261 No, Kenny, keep rolling. Keep rolling. 961 00:53:42,325 --> 00:53:44,202 I'm going to slice your head off and shove it up his ass. 962 00:53:44,203 --> 00:53:45,203 Sweet Jesus. Shit. 963 00:53:45,204 --> 00:53:46,449 Get, get that camera off me. 964 00:53:46,585 --> 00:53:50,962 Oh, my God, Kenny. Kenny, move your fat ass. 965 00:53:51,089 --> 00:53:53,841 Kenny. Oh, my God, he's right behind you. 966 00:53:53,967 --> 00:53:56,458 This man is chasing me, Gail. 967 00:54:02,810 --> 00:54:04,933 I am so scared right now. 968 00:54:06,731 --> 00:54:09,400 I just want to say... 969 00:54:09,525 --> 00:54:12,645 to the family of my cameraman, Kenny... 970 00:54:12,779 --> 00:54:15,104 I am so sorry. 971 00:54:15,239 --> 00:54:18,691 This was my interview... 972 00:54:18,827 --> 00:54:21,282 my story. 973 00:54:21,413 --> 00:54:23,619 It's all my fault. 974 00:54:29,045 --> 00:54:30,650 You want some popcorn? 975 00:54:30,651 --> 00:54:33,458 I brought me a little snack of my own. 976 00:54:36,303 --> 00:54:38,628 - You want some chicken? - Nah. 977 00:54:42,226 --> 00:54:44,689 For all you all talkers up in here, 978 00:54:44,690 --> 00:54:47,221 it's time to keep it down right now. 979 00:54:49,191 --> 00:54:51,480 Back at you. 980 00:54:54,322 --> 00:54:57,358 Why they acting already? It ain't nothing but the previews. 981 00:55:01,037 --> 00:55:04,074 The largest ship the world had ever known. 982 00:55:04,207 --> 00:55:06,429 Its 400 passengers and crew on a 983 00:55:06,430 --> 00:55:08,999 maiden voyage to a brave new world. 984 00:55:09,129 --> 00:55:12,046 A journey that would change their lives forever. 985 00:55:17,012 --> 00:55:19,764 I'm the king of the world. 986 00:55:25,020 --> 00:55:27,856 Amistad II - Get your ass back down there, boy. 987 00:55:27,982 --> 00:55:29,533 I'm going to go to the bathroom real quick. 988 00:55:29,534 --> 00:55:31,185 Don't leave now. The movie's about to come on. 989 00:55:31,319 --> 00:55:33,644 I got to go to the bathroom. Here. Take your hot sauce. 990 00:55:33,779 --> 00:55:37,113 Hurry up, man. Don't be long. 991 00:55:37,241 --> 00:55:40,575 Back up. Let him through. 992 00:55:40,703 --> 00:55:43,491 You can move back some. You don't own the theatre. 993 00:55:50,755 --> 00:55:52,577 And they're off. It's number three in 994 00:55:52,578 --> 00:55:54,255 the lead. Number two close behind. 995 00:55:54,384 --> 00:55:56,591 And number three is the winner. 996 00:56:00,474 --> 00:56:03,925 Number two has placed, and number four to show. 997 00:56:04,061 --> 00:56:08,225 Next week's Triple Crown starts at 2:30. Be here early. 998 00:56:36,428 --> 00:56:38,884 Hey, who is that? 999 00:56:39,014 --> 00:56:40,971 Go ahead. Do it again. Do it again. 1000 00:56:53,028 --> 00:56:55,484 Anon. 1001 00:57:00,912 --> 00:57:02,192 Don't go in there. 1002 00:57:09,003 --> 00:57:10,961 Lord, I'm going to have a heart attack. 1003 00:57:11,089 --> 00:57:13,627 Damn, this is some scary shit. 1004 00:57:13,758 --> 00:57:16,166 Oh, I am scared. 1005 00:57:16,303 --> 00:57:18,972 Excuse me. 1006 00:57:19,097 --> 00:57:21,802 I think I paid my money like everybody else up in here. 1007 00:57:21,934 --> 00:57:25,018 - Out of her favour where I am... - That ain't no man. 1008 00:57:25,145 --> 00:57:27,100 You can see her real hair right there. 1009 00:57:27,101 --> 00:57:28,101 Do you mind? 1010 00:57:28,102 --> 00:57:31,190 I know you better get out of my face. 1011 00:57:31,318 --> 00:57:34,106 Out of my face. Out of my face. 1012 00:57:34,238 --> 00:57:36,729 This is all me up in here. You handle that. 1013 00:57:36,866 --> 00:57:39,321 - Will you shut the fuck up. - Yeah. 1014 00:57:40,995 --> 00:57:44,744 This movie is good. Hey, baby. 1015 00:57:44,874 --> 00:57:47,282 You came back just in time. 1016 00:57:47,418 --> 00:57:49,992 She's about to get it on with Shakespeare. 1017 00:57:50,129 --> 00:57:52,799 - He found out she's a girl. - Shut up. 1018 00:57:52,924 --> 00:57:56,673 Yeah, I got you. I got you on camera. 1019 00:57:56,803 --> 00:57:59,804 You on Candid Camera now. 1020 00:57:59,931 --> 00:58:01,591 You ain't know that. 1021 00:58:04,645 --> 00:58:08,642 Hello. Hey, girl. I'm in the movie. Huh. 1022 00:58:08,774 --> 00:58:13,685 Shakespeare In Love. . Ooh. You lying. 1023 00:58:13,821 --> 00:58:16,691 For Christ's sake, will you just shut your trap. 1024 00:58:16,824 --> 00:58:19,113 - Shut up. - Hold on. 1025 00:58:19,243 --> 00:58:22,161 I don't know why you all is acting like this. 1026 00:58:22,288 --> 00:58:23,917 My girlfriend already seen the movie. She said 1027 00:58:23,918 --> 00:58:25,372 they don't even stay together in the end. 1028 00:58:25,500 --> 00:58:27,955 Give me that. 1029 00:58:28,086 --> 00:58:29,995 Right on. 1030 00:58:31,130 --> 00:58:34,131 Will you sit down? 1031 00:58:34,259 --> 00:58:36,251 Shut up. 1032 00:58:36,386 --> 00:58:38,711 Your ass is grass. 1033 00:58:42,225 --> 00:58:44,716 - This is for Thelma. - And Louise. 1034 00:58:44,853 --> 00:58:47,344 This is for talking through The Fugitive. 1035 00:58:47,481 --> 00:58:50,351 - You ruined Schindler's List. - All Jackie Chan movies. 1036 00:58:50,484 --> 00:58:54,731 - Boogie Nights. - And Big Momma's House. 1037 00:59:11,339 --> 00:59:14,589 And I cannot marry the daughter of Sir Robert De Lesseps. 1038 00:59:17,971 --> 00:59:21,554 You guys, there's a, there's a few too many people. 1039 00:59:21,683 --> 00:59:24,850 Oh, hi. Please don't, don't... No. Hey, you guys, stop. 1040 00:59:24,978 --> 00:59:27,469 Hey. Hey, please. That's my dad's. 1041 00:59:27,606 --> 00:59:30,062 - No, don't touch... Ah, ah, no. - Do you have more beer? 1042 00:59:30,192 --> 00:59:33,027 - Do you have more beer? - No. Yeah. Check in the garage. 1043 00:59:33,153 --> 00:59:35,479 No, no, no, no, no. Don't. 1044 00:59:57,887 --> 01:00:00,295 Kitty, you scared me. 1045 01:00:04,519 --> 01:00:07,971 Horsey. Oh, you scared me too. 1046 01:00:12,611 --> 01:00:15,565 Hello? Who's there? 1047 01:00:18,409 --> 01:00:21,160 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Please, don't. 1048 01:00:21,287 --> 01:00:23,860 Please. I'm just a day player. 1049 01:00:39,848 --> 01:00:41,472 Oh, my God. 1050 01:01:08,669 --> 01:01:11,706 Chug. Chug. Chug. Chug. Chug. Chug. Chug. Chug. 1051 01:01:11,839 --> 01:01:14,924 Chug. Chug. Chug. Chug. Chug. Chug. Chug. Chug. 1052 01:01:17,095 --> 01:01:21,342 Yeah. Yeah. 1053 01:01:21,474 --> 01:01:25,424 Oh, Bobby. Bobby. I was worried about you. 1054 01:01:25,562 --> 01:01:29,180 I thought the killer got to you before I could. 1055 01:01:29,316 --> 01:01:31,024 Could what? 1056 01:01:31,151 --> 01:01:33,903 I wanna go upstairs. There's something I wanna show you. 1057 01:01:36,281 --> 01:01:38,607 - Yeah. - Oh, yeah. 1058 01:01:38,742 --> 01:01:41,613 - Hey, party on. - Yeah. 1059 01:01:47,168 --> 01:01:50,085 - So... - So. 1060 01:01:50,212 --> 01:01:52,882 Here we are again. 1061 01:01:53,007 --> 01:01:55,000 Yeah. 1062 01:01:56,511 --> 01:01:58,918 And, you know, if you're not ready... 1063 01:02:00,598 --> 01:02:03,303 I'll understand. 1064 01:02:03,434 --> 01:02:04,977 Bobby. 1065 01:02:05,103 --> 01:02:07,096 I am ready. 1066 01:02:08,481 --> 01:02:10,391 - You are? - Yeah. 1067 01:02:12,277 --> 01:02:16,986 I can't keep fighting these urges. 1068 01:02:17,115 --> 01:02:19,951 I have to just give in to them... 1069 01:02:20,077 --> 01:02:22,116 and let them flow. 1070 01:02:22,246 --> 01:02:24,285 Right. 1071 01:02:24,415 --> 01:02:25,909 Bobby? 1072 01:02:26,041 --> 01:02:29,042 I have been so selfish. 1073 01:02:31,422 --> 01:02:33,498 This is like a scene from a movie or something. 1074 01:02:33,633 --> 01:02:36,206 Only it isn't a movie, Bobby. 1075 01:02:36,344 --> 01:02:38,218 This is real life. 1076 01:02:39,514 --> 01:02:41,839 It's all a movie, baby. 1077 01:02:41,975 --> 01:02:43,872 There's the sound guy. There's the 1078 01:02:43,873 --> 01:02:46,103 script supervisor. How ya doing, baby? 1079 01:02:46,229 --> 01:02:48,554 - Bobby? - What? 1080 01:02:48,690 --> 01:02:53,850 What I mean is that in real life... 1081 01:02:53,987 --> 01:02:56,395 you have to enjoy each moment. 1082 01:03:24,602 --> 01:03:27,769 Bobby. Bobby. 1083 01:03:31,067 --> 01:03:33,689 Can I tell you a secret? 1084 01:03:33,820 --> 01:03:36,821 Sure, man. 1085 01:03:36,948 --> 01:03:40,483 I see dead people. 1086 01:03:40,619 --> 01:03:43,536 Man, this shit is awesome. 1087 01:03:43,664 --> 01:03:46,333 Yo, son, you got to roll some more of that shit. 1088 01:03:46,458 --> 01:03:47,541 Ah, shit. 1089 01:03:47,542 --> 01:03:50,788 We don't have any more papers, man. 1090 01:03:50,921 --> 01:03:53,163 We don't have any more papers. 1091 01:03:53,299 --> 01:03:56,668 Aw, man. What can we use to make a bong? 1092 01:04:01,057 --> 01:04:03,512 Toke. Toke. Toke. Toke. Toke. Toke. Toke. Toke. 1093 01:04:03,643 --> 01:04:05,801 - Toke. Toke. Toke. Toke. - Yeah. 1094 01:04:11,735 --> 01:04:15,946 Oh, shit, son. 1095 01:04:16,072 --> 01:04:18,434 Toke. Toke. Toke. Toke. Toke. Toke. 1096 01:04:18,435 --> 01:04:20,402 Toke. Toke. Toke. Toke. Toke. 1097 01:04:21,703 --> 01:04:23,660 This some good shit. 1098 01:04:48,106 --> 01:04:50,169 Bobby. I've never done this before. 1099 01:04:50,170 --> 01:04:51,170 Come on. 1100 01:04:52,485 --> 01:04:55,689 It's okay. It's okay. It's just like... 1101 01:04:55,822 --> 01:04:57,779 It's like sucking on a Tootsie Roll Pop. 1102 01:04:57,908 --> 01:05:01,359 - A Tootsie Pop? - Yeah, a cherry-flavour one. 1103 01:05:01,495 --> 01:05:05,539 - Oh. - With the fudge in the middle? 1104 01:05:05,666 --> 01:05:08,536 - Okay. - Show me now 1105 01:05:08,669 --> 01:05:10,293 Show me how 1106 01:05:10,421 --> 01:05:12,489 How it feels when we're together. 1107 01:05:12,491 --> 01:05:13,707 Just like that. 1108 01:05:13,841 --> 01:05:17,210 - I'm afraid if we wait - Just like that, baby. 1109 01:05:17,344 --> 01:05:20,345 ? We'll be waiting till forever ? 1110 01:05:20,473 --> 01:05:22,880 Oh. Jesus. 1111 01:05:24,769 --> 01:05:27,805 I never could wait to get to the chewy middle. 1112 01:05:27,939 --> 01:05:30,774 - You know what? Let... Let me. - Oh. Okay. 1113 01:05:30,900 --> 01:05:32,478 Goddam. 1114 01:05:32,610 --> 01:05:37,023 ? I'm on a rocket ship to a mother ship ? 1115 01:05:37,157 --> 01:05:41,237 ? I'm flying solo but don't know if I can stop ? 1116 01:05:41,369 --> 01:05:45,913 ? Don't ask me why don't make me lie ? 1117 01:05:46,041 --> 01:05:47,950 ? Just kick back just sit back ? 1118 01:05:48,085 --> 01:05:50,374 ? Enjoy the ride ? 1119 01:05:53,507 --> 01:05:55,464 ? Because I'm a spaceman ? 1120 01:05:58,846 --> 01:06:01,218 Guess it's been a while. 1121 01:06:01,348 --> 01:06:04,967 ? Asking me out stay with me ? 1122 01:06:10,066 --> 01:06:12,105 It's very, '70s of you. 1123 01:06:12,235 --> 01:06:15,568 ? Stay with me tomorrow's just ? 1124 01:06:27,668 --> 01:06:31,535 Oh, yeah. Oh, Bobby. 1125 01:06:34,633 --> 01:06:37,504 Come here, Bobby. I want it now. 1126 01:06:37,636 --> 01:06:41,052 Oh, man, am I fucking stoned. 1127 01:06:41,182 --> 01:06:43,388 - Yeah, me too, son. - Hey. 1128 01:06:43,517 --> 01:06:45,475 Hey, you guys hear that? 1129 01:07:01,995 --> 01:07:03,240 - Hello? - Hello. 1130 01:07:03,371 --> 01:07:04,371 Hello? 1131 01:07:04,372 --> 01:07:06,622 What's your favourite scary movie? 1132 01:07:14,842 --> 01:07:17,167 I'm going to gut you like a pig. 1133 01:07:24,226 --> 01:07:27,062 Oh, yeah. Oh. 1134 01:07:27,188 --> 01:07:29,595 Yeah. What's my name, Bobby? 1135 01:07:29,732 --> 01:07:31,274 What? 1136 01:07:31,400 --> 01:07:34,935 - What's my name, bitch? - Ow. God. It's Cindy. 1137 01:07:35,071 --> 01:07:38,072 Whose is it, Bobby? Whose is it, Bobby? 1138 01:07:38,199 --> 01:07:40,192 It's yours. 1139 01:07:45,540 --> 01:07:46,821 Oh, my God. 1140 01:07:50,504 --> 01:07:55,664 Oh, shit. 1141 01:07:58,637 --> 01:08:00,844 ? Don't even contest because I'll make you undress ? 1142 01:08:00,973 --> 01:08:03,594 ? Like porn dancers waiting at the front door for an answer ? 1143 01:08:03,726 --> 01:08:06,680 ? Hey, yo, I'm sick of artificial mcs like silicone titties ? 1144 01:08:06,812 --> 01:08:09,303 ? Hey, yo, check it, yo. Fuck a cheap bong ? 1145 01:08:09,440 --> 01:08:11,065 ? I wanna smoke cheech and chong ? 1146 01:08:11,192 --> 01:08:13,813 ? And if I wanna fuck long I let my ding-a-long hit the bong ? 1147 01:08:13,945 --> 01:08:16,518 ? And then the song always pass the dutchie to the left ? 1148 01:08:16,656 --> 01:08:18,613 ? Because the right way is wrong ? 1149 01:08:20,827 --> 01:08:23,365 I got one. I got one. I got one. Here it goes. Ready? 1150 01:08:23,496 --> 01:08:26,248 ? I'm going to slash and gash cut another hole in your ass ? 1151 01:08:26,374 --> 01:08:28,663 ? I spill blood on the walls then play tennis with your balls ? 1152 01:08:28,793 --> 01:08:30,703 ? If the phone rings don't answer the call ? 1153 01:08:30,837 --> 01:08:32,830 ? Going to slit your throat fuck you like a goat ? 1154 01:08:32,964 --> 01:08:36,334 ? Peel your foreskin off and make a winter coat peace ? 1155 01:08:38,846 --> 01:08:41,515 Yo. 1156 01:08:41,640 --> 01:08:44,427 That was the illest rhyme I ever seen, son. 1157 01:08:47,688 --> 01:08:52,149 Bobby, where were you tonight? 1158 01:08:52,276 --> 01:08:55,977 - What? - I was just curious. 1159 01:08:56,113 --> 01:08:58,238 What took you so long to get here? 1160 01:08:58,239 --> 01:08:59,732 Why are you so curious? 1161 01:09:01,077 --> 01:09:03,034 I don't know. 1162 01:09:03,162 --> 01:09:06,164 I thought it would fit the '90s horror clich� if... 1163 01:09:06,291 --> 01:09:08,663 you turned out to be the killer. 1164 01:09:08,793 --> 01:09:11,201 Oh, so, what? You think I killed Buffy and Greg? 1165 01:09:12,964 --> 01:09:16,380 Buffy and Greg are dead? 1166 01:09:16,510 --> 01:09:18,218 - I thought you knew that. - Oh, my God. 1167 01:09:18,345 --> 01:09:21,512 Bobby, turn around. It's the killer. 1168 01:09:35,571 --> 01:09:37,528 Cindy. 1169 01:09:37,657 --> 01:09:41,986 - Oh, my God. Bobby. Bobby. - Cindy. Help me. 1170 01:09:42,120 --> 01:09:46,533 - Bobby, it's okay. - Gimme the gun. Gimme... 1171 01:09:46,666 --> 01:09:49,453 It's going to be okay, Bobby. 1172 01:09:50,587 --> 01:09:53,457 Yo, wait for me. There's a killer in the house. 1173 01:09:53,590 --> 01:09:55,713 There's ass, blood and guts everywhere. 1174 01:09:55,842 --> 01:09:59,342 Someone done gone crazy, son. 1175 01:09:59,471 --> 01:10:02,547 We all go a little crazy sometimes. 1176 01:10:02,548 --> 01:10:03,599 Bobby, no. 1177 01:10:03,725 --> 01:10:07,675 Oh, shit, son. 1178 01:10:07,813 --> 01:10:10,814 Oh, my God. 1179 01:10:10,941 --> 01:10:13,942 Cindy, he shot me in the lungs. 1180 01:10:15,821 --> 01:10:17,944 You wanna hit this shit? 1181 01:10:22,036 --> 01:10:23,863 Ketchup. 1182 01:10:23,997 --> 01:10:26,535 Just like my mum puts on her spaghetti, baby. 1183 01:10:28,501 --> 01:10:31,621 Oh, my God. Ray, you've got to help me. Bobby's gone crazy. 1184 01:10:32,964 --> 01:10:35,087 Surprise. 1185 01:10:35,217 --> 01:10:38,134 Surprise, Cindy. 1186 01:10:50,149 --> 01:10:52,188 Why are you doing this, Bobby? 1187 01:10:52,318 --> 01:10:55,983 Why? Why? You hear that, Ray? 1188 01:10:56,113 --> 01:10:58,604 I think she wants a motive. 1189 01:10:58,741 --> 01:11:01,576 - Did Scream have a plot? - No. 1190 01:11:01,702 --> 01:11:04,158 Did I Know what You Did Last Summer make any sense? 1191 01:11:04,288 --> 01:11:06,517 Don't think so. And what about the sequel? Huh? What 1192 01:11:06,518 --> 01:11:08,536 the hell was with that fat, white Jamaican kid? 1193 01:11:08,668 --> 01:11:10,574 Oh, I wanna kill that motherfucker. 1194 01:11:10,575 --> 01:11:13,081 I know. Me too, man. It was bad casting, Bobby. 1195 01:11:13,214 --> 01:11:15,705 How about this for a motive? Lack of sex. 1196 01:11:15,842 --> 01:11:18,962 It can cause serious deviant behaviour. 1197 01:11:19,095 --> 01:11:22,630 - I thought you loved me. - Oh, I did, baby. 1198 01:11:22,766 --> 01:11:24,640 I did. But abstinence can make you 1199 01:11:24,641 --> 01:11:26,680 discover new things about yourself. 1200 01:11:26,812 --> 01:11:29,729 That's right, Cindy. I'm gay. 1201 01:11:29,857 --> 01:11:32,145 And in case you haven't noticed, so is Ray. 1202 01:11:33,819 --> 01:11:36,061 What? I ain't gay. 1203 01:11:36,197 --> 01:11:39,060 What are you talking about? You took me to that club. 1204 01:11:39,061 --> 01:11:40,491 So? They play good music. 1205 01:11:40,618 --> 01:11:42,636 What about our trip to San Francisco, then? 1206 01:11:42,637 --> 01:11:43,821 I wanted to go shopping. 1207 01:11:45,581 --> 01:11:47,037 But you made love to me. 1208 01:11:47,038 --> 01:11:49,164 No. First of all, you sucked my... 1209 01:11:49,294 --> 01:11:50,712 Whatever, Ray. I don't want to talk 1210 01:11:50,713 --> 01:11:52,248 about this now. The point is, Cindy... 1211 01:11:52,380 --> 01:11:54,458 that I'm a new man, and I'm ready to leave 1212 01:11:54,459 --> 01:11:56,295 all this behind and start a new life. 1213 01:11:56,426 --> 01:11:59,961 - So you killed all your friends? - Oh, no. 1214 01:12:00,096 --> 01:12:02,255 Just you. And maybe Shorty... 1215 01:12:02,390 --> 01:12:04,348 but that wasn't planned or anything. 1216 01:12:04,476 --> 01:12:06,801 But here's the genius part. 1217 01:12:06,937 --> 01:12:10,271 We're copycatting a serial killer that already exists. 1218 01:12:10,399 --> 01:12:14,183 - It's the perfect crime, Cindy. - But wait. There's more. 1219 01:12:14,320 --> 01:12:19,562 Hang on to your seat, baby, because this one's a screamer. 1220 01:12:19,700 --> 01:12:22,950 - I'll be back. - Oh. 1221 01:12:23,079 --> 01:12:25,451 Move your big ass. Come on. 1222 01:12:25,581 --> 01:12:27,870 Dad. 1223 01:12:28,000 --> 01:12:30,622 What are you going to do, frame him? 1224 01:12:30,753 --> 01:12:34,965 Nah. We're just having a little bit of fun with old daddio. 1225 01:12:35,091 --> 01:12:37,713 The police are going to find you and daddy both dead... 1226 01:12:37,844 --> 01:12:41,260 and me and Ray are the only survivors of a maniac's revenge. 1227 01:12:41,289 --> 01:12:43,324 - You ready? I'm ready. - You ready? I'm ready to do this. 1228 01:12:43,325 --> 01:12:44,325 All right. Let's do this, Ray. 1229 01:12:44,350 --> 01:12:45,750 Let's do this. I'm ready to do this shit. 1230 01:12:45,751 --> 01:12:47,634 - Come on. Come on. All right. - All right. All right. 1231 01:12:47,771 --> 01:12:48,771 Come on. Come on. 1232 01:12:48,772 --> 01:12:50,096 Give it to me. Give it to me. No. 1233 01:12:50,232 --> 01:12:53,233 - Wait, wait, wait, wait. - All right. 1234 01:12:53,360 --> 01:12:54,848 Ready? You ready? All right. Let's do this. 1235 01:12:54,849 --> 01:12:55,849 Wait, wait. Ready. 1236 01:12:55,850 --> 01:12:57,113 - Come on. Come on. - Ready. 1237 01:12:57,239 --> 01:12:58,781 Come on. Give it to me. Give it to me. 1238 01:12:58,808 --> 01:13:00,309 No. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Just... 1239 01:13:00,310 --> 01:13:01,559 You remember what we talked about? 1240 01:13:01,586 --> 01:13:03,333 I know, man. How many times we going to go over this? 1241 01:13:03,334 --> 01:13:04,334 To the side, right? 1242 01:13:04,335 --> 01:13:05,643 I know, okay? Stop. Just... All right. 1243 01:13:05,644 --> 01:13:06,644 Okay. All right. I'm ready. 1244 01:13:06,692 --> 01:13:09,499 Trust me, okay? I got this shit. Ready? Come on. 1245 01:13:09,593 --> 01:13:10,931 Wait, wait, wait. I just don't know... 1246 01:13:10,932 --> 01:13:12,627 What the fuck. I'm about to cut your throat, boy. 1247 01:13:12,628 --> 01:13:13,628 Okay. 1248 01:13:13,660 --> 01:13:15,260 Stop acting like a little girl. Come on. Come on. 1249 01:13:15,282 --> 01:13:17,507 You're right, you're right, you're right, you're right. I'm ready. 1250 01:13:17,508 --> 01:13:18,508 Come on. You ready? 1251 01:13:19,137 --> 01:13:23,598 You guys are psychos. You've seen one too many TV shows. 1252 01:13:23,725 --> 01:13:28,387 No. Watching television shows doesn't create psycho killers. 1253 01:13:28,522 --> 01:13:30,431 Cancelling TV shows does. 1254 01:13:30,565 --> 01:13:32,807 The Wayans Brothers was a good show, man. 1255 01:13:32,943 --> 01:13:37,486 It was a good-ass show, and we didn't even get a final episode. 1256 01:13:37,614 --> 01:13:41,149 Take it easy. I'm feeling a little woozy here. 1257 01:13:41,285 --> 01:13:43,657 It's my turn. Give me the knife. 1258 01:13:43,788 --> 01:13:46,705 Fuck out of here. Ain't nobody stabbing me. 1259 01:13:55,383 --> 01:13:57,921 Surprise, Cindy. 1260 01:14:50,857 --> 01:14:53,858 All right, all right. Hold on a second. 1261 01:14:53,986 --> 01:14:56,524 Just give me a moment. Ah. One... 1262 01:15:02,202 --> 01:15:04,409 Oh, yeah. That's it. 1263 01:15:04,538 --> 01:15:07,492 Ah. Okay. 1264 01:15:42,453 --> 01:15:45,619 Dad. Are you okay? 1265 01:15:45,748 --> 01:15:48,618 I thought I told you not to have a party unless I was here. 1266 01:15:48,751 --> 01:15:51,206 But, Dad, you were here. You were in the closet. 1267 01:15:51,337 --> 01:15:53,112 Oh, yeah, that's right. Did you get 1268 01:15:53,113 --> 01:15:54,788 some girlfriends' numbers for me? 1269 01:15:54,924 --> 01:15:55,971 Dad, they're dead. 1270 01:15:55,972 --> 01:15:57,960 Ah, you know, I can't get a break. 1271 01:15:58,094 --> 01:16:00,466 What's that? Is that the cops? 1272 01:16:00,596 --> 01:16:03,134 Okay, okay, listen, honey. Help me up now. 1273 01:16:03,266 --> 01:16:06,350 If the cops come, tell them I'm a plumber, okay? 1274 01:16:06,478 --> 01:16:08,432 You had a leaky faucet, and you called, and they 1275 01:16:08,433 --> 01:16:10,226 sent me over. We don't even know each other. 1276 01:16:16,071 --> 01:16:19,522 No. No. 1277 01:16:19,658 --> 01:16:21,651 Dad, Dad, put your arms down. 1278 01:16:24,121 --> 01:16:25,158 What the hell's going on here? 1279 01:16:25,159 --> 01:16:26,422 Sheriff, it's a bloodbath in there. 1280 01:16:26,540 --> 01:16:28,865 - He was right here. I swear it. - Who was? 1281 01:16:29,001 --> 01:16:32,785 The killer. The guy that murdered all my friends. 1282 01:16:32,922 --> 01:16:36,421 And the sick bastard planted drugs all in the house there. 1283 01:16:36,550 --> 01:16:39,505 - All over the place. - Dad. Stop it. 1284 01:16:39,637 --> 01:16:41,091 All right, Cindy. I'm going to have 1285 01:16:41,092 --> 01:16:42,424 to take you down to the station. 1286 01:16:42,557 --> 01:16:44,384 I'm cool, though, right? 1287 01:16:44,517 --> 01:16:46,474 - I'm okay? - Let's... Let's go, Cindy. 1288 01:16:46,603 --> 01:16:50,814 Cindy. Call me. Call me. 1289 01:16:50,940 --> 01:16:52,399 Daddy'll get you out, honey. 1290 01:16:54,694 --> 01:16:58,858 Okay. Let's go over this again. 1291 01:17:11,337 --> 01:17:13,329 - You say it was an accident. - Yes. 1292 01:17:13,442 --> 01:17:14,442 He was on the road. 1293 01:17:14,443 --> 01:17:16,584 And you think he came back to get revenge? 1294 01:17:16,717 --> 01:17:19,552 It has to be him, Sheriff. 1295 01:17:25,268 --> 01:17:27,225 Here, Sheriff. They wanted me to give this to you. 1296 01:17:27,353 --> 01:17:30,105 - That'll be all, Doofy. - Okay. 1297 01:17:30,231 --> 01:17:31,383 I'm going to go, then. 1298 01:17:31,385 --> 01:17:32,902 - All right. - All right. 1299 01:17:34,319 --> 01:17:35,979 Bye, Cind. 1300 01:17:39,199 --> 01:17:41,571 I'm sorry, Cindy. It wasn't the man you guys killed. 1301 01:17:41,702 --> 01:17:43,564 His name was David Keegan. Some fishermen 1302 01:17:43,565 --> 01:17:45,071 found his body a few weeks later. 1303 01:17:45,205 --> 01:17:47,385 He's buried in Lakewood Cemetery. 1304 01:17:47,386 --> 01:17:48,657 That's impossible. 1305 01:17:50,627 --> 01:17:52,214 Then I don't know who it could be. 1306 01:17:52,215 --> 01:17:53,415 He's got to be someone... 1307 01:17:53,547 --> 01:17:54,934 who was connected with all the victims, 1308 01:17:54,935 --> 01:17:56,217 someone who knew about the accident. 1309 01:17:56,342 --> 01:17:59,627 Someone who could move around without being noticed. 1310 01:18:01,973 --> 01:18:05,093 Oh, my God. 1311 01:18:05,226 --> 01:18:07,867 She used to baby-sit my brother Doofy. 1312 01:18:07,868 --> 01:18:10,102 He had the biggest crush on her. 1313 01:18:10,231 --> 01:18:12,271 It's me, Cind. 1314 01:18:12,400 --> 01:18:13,681 'Night, Cind. 1315 01:18:17,614 --> 01:18:19,690 - Doofy. - Shithead? 1316 01:18:22,828 --> 01:18:24,026 - Have you seen Doofy? - No. 1317 01:18:24,162 --> 01:18:25,657 - Have you seen Doofy? - No, Sheriff. 1318 01:18:25,789 --> 01:18:27,829 - Has anybody seen Doofy? - No. 1319 01:18:27,958 --> 01:18:30,209 Yeah. Just went out the back, Sheriff. 1320 01:18:30,210 --> 01:18:31,210 Doofy. 1321 01:18:45,184 --> 01:18:48,553 ? He walks alone under the big city lights ? 1322 01:18:48,688 --> 01:18:52,022 ? He always knows just when the time is right ? 1323 01:18:52,150 --> 01:18:55,898 ? He never shows what he's thinking he keeps it inside ? 1324 01:18:56,029 --> 01:18:59,694 ? Because he's too cool for school ? 1325 01:18:59,824 --> 01:19:02,909 ? He comes alive when the sun goes down ? 1326 01:19:03,036 --> 01:19:06,904 ? He gets it right you know he's always down ? 1327 01:19:07,040 --> 01:19:10,492 ? He's got one eye open and his ear to the ground ? 1328 01:19:10,627 --> 01:19:13,545 ? And he's too cool for school ? 1329 01:19:15,341 --> 01:19:18,792 ? He's an operator he's a real player ? 1330 01:19:18,928 --> 01:19:22,427 ? And if you mess with him you know you'll never win ? 1331 01:19:22,556 --> 01:19:27,432 No. 1332 01:19:42,827 --> 01:19:45,153 Shit, son. Yo, what the deal? 1333 01:19:45,288 --> 01:19:47,993 Yo, if you all watching this tape right now... 1334 01:19:48,125 --> 01:19:50,082 that means I didn't make it. 1335 01:19:50,210 --> 01:19:54,125 Either I'm a prisoner, or worse, dead. 1336 01:19:54,256 --> 01:19:56,483 But either way it goes, I'm going to tell you 1337 01:19:56,484 --> 01:19:58,468 all the rules to survive this situation. 1338 01:19:58,594 --> 01:20:01,714 Rule number one: You got to be quick. 1339 01:20:01,847 --> 01:20:05,051 Rule number two: Don't fall down. 1340 01:20:05,184 --> 01:20:10,392 And rule number three: Whatever you do, never look back. 1341 01:20:10,523 --> 01:20:12,397 You all wish me luck. 1342 01:20:12,525 --> 01:20:14,731 Snatch and run, you all. 1343 01:20:17,405 --> 01:20:19,813 Come back here, you motherfucker. You son of a bitch. 1344 01:20:19,949 --> 01:20:22,619 ? You all want drama wanna make a scary movie ? 1345 01:20:22,744 --> 01:20:25,116 ? Rappers coming in with their team and carry toolies ? 1346 01:20:25,247 --> 01:20:27,702 ? You can jump right out of the screen and barely move me ? 1347 01:20:27,833 --> 01:20:30,240 ? We hard hitting, directing and starring in it ? 1348 01:20:30,377 --> 01:20:33,082 ? You all want drama wanna make a scary movie ? 1349 01:20:33,213 --> 01:20:35,502 ? Rappers coming in with their team and carry toolies ? 1350 01:20:35,632 --> 01:20:38,040 ? You can jump right out of the screen and barely move me ? 1351 01:20:38,177 --> 01:20:40,750 ? We hard hitting, directing and starring in it ? 1352 01:20:42,598 --> 01:20:44,176 ? Bad ? 1353 01:20:44,308 --> 01:20:46,799 ? The bad ? 1354 01:20:46,936 --> 01:20:49,343 ? The evil, the evil ? 1355 01:20:49,480 --> 01:20:51,473 ? Put them together ? 1356 01:20:52,942 --> 01:20:55,398 ? Two times ? 1357 01:20:55,528 --> 01:20:58,233 ? Slim Shady ? 1358 01:20:58,364 --> 01:21:01,200 ? Royce the 5'9" ? 1359 01:21:01,326 --> 01:21:03,698 ? Na, na, na, na I'm going to slash and gash ? 1360 01:21:03,828 --> 01:21:05,904 ? Na, na, na, na, put another hole in your ass ? 1361 01:21:06,039 --> 01:21:08,612 ? Spill blood on the walls and play tennis with your balls ? 1362 01:21:08,750 --> 01:21:10,873 ? If the phone rings don't answer the call ? 1363 01:21:11,002 --> 01:21:13,672 ? I'm going to slit your throat fuck you like a goat ? 1364 01:21:13,797 --> 01:21:16,086 ? Peel your foreskin off and make a winter coat ? 1365 01:21:16,216 --> 01:21:18,707 ? I'm a Denny's surprise I'll scoop out both of your eyes ? 1366 01:21:18,844 --> 01:21:21,050 ? Na, na, na, na, scrape the meat off your thighs ? 1367 01:21:21,180 --> 01:21:22,700 ? Leave your carcass for flies because ? 1368 01:21:22,701 --> 01:21:23,932 ? Everyone who meets up with me ? 1369 01:21:24,058 --> 01:21:25,885 ? In the end, eventually dies ? 1370 01:21:26,018 --> 01:21:28,640 ? I'm the last thing you see I'll hang you from a tree ? 1371 01:21:28,771 --> 01:21:30,894 ? Scare the shit out of you then watch you pee ? 1372 01:21:31,023 --> 01:21:33,514 ? I'm a bad ass killer ain't nobody iller ? 1373 01:21:33,651 --> 01:21:36,059 ? You're ice cold thriller because I'm the fucking chiller ? 1374 01:21:36,195 --> 01:21:38,521 ? I'm the bad ass killer there ain't nobody iller ? 1375 01:21:38,656 --> 01:21:40,945 ? You're ice cold thriller because I'm the fucking chiller ? 1376 01:21:41,075 --> 01:21:43,483 ? I'm going to slice and dice because murder's my vice ? 1377 01:21:43,620 --> 01:21:46,574 ? Stab you once or twice maybe even thrice ? 1378 01:21:46,706 --> 01:21:48,865 ? Care initials in your liver make you quiver ? 1379 01:21:49,000 --> 01:21:50,910 ? Deliver yeah, that'd be nice ? 1380 01:21:51,044 --> 01:21:53,714 ? I'll dissect your heart rip your entrails apart ? 1381 01:21:53,839 --> 01:21:55,796 ? Hack off your head and that's just a start ? 1382 01:21:55,924 --> 01:21:58,332 ? I'll put the scary, scary movie make people do a dooby ? 1383 01:21:58,468 --> 01:22:01,173 ? Make them pee-pee up the place when they see my ugly face ? 1384 01:22:01,305 --> 01:22:03,594 ? You better keep alert or you'll be sleeping in the dirt ? 1385 01:22:03,724 --> 01:22:06,049 ? I got a phd in how to use my cutlery ? 1386 01:22:06,185 --> 01:22:08,474 ? I make you kneel and squeal as I turn you to a beal ? 1387 01:22:08,585 --> 01:22:09,819 ? You'll be squirting in your shorts ? 1388 01:22:09,820 --> 01:22:11,142 ? And you're squirting crimson quarts ? 1389 01:22:11,273 --> 01:22:13,599 ? I'll chop the virgin beaver with my shiny butcher's cleaver ? 1390 01:22:13,734 --> 01:22:15,893 ? Need your cries of fear it's music to my ears ? 1391 01:22:16,028 --> 01:22:18,566 ? I cut off oscar Meyer's weiner I stick it in a bun ? 1392 01:22:18,698 --> 01:22:21,070 ? Slap on some pickle relish ain't we having fun ? 1393 01:22:21,200 --> 01:22:23,526 ? I'm a bad ass killer there ain't nobody iller ? 1394 01:22:23,661 --> 01:22:26,034 ? You're ice cold because I'm the fucking chiller ? 1395 01:22:26,164 --> 01:22:28,453 ? I'm the bad ass killer there ain't nobody iller ? 1396 01:22:28,583 --> 01:22:31,039 ? You're ice cold because I'm the fucking chiller ? 1397 01:22:31,169 --> 01:22:33,577 ? I'm going to cleave your gut treat you like a slut ? 1398 01:22:33,713 --> 01:22:36,549 ? Mutilate your organs and shove them up your butt ? 1399 01:22:36,675 --> 01:22:39,248 ? I'll slit you ear to ear you know what ? 1400 01:22:39,386 --> 01:22:41,343 ? Then I'll slam a beer ? 1401 01:22:41,471 --> 01:22:43,713 ? Saw off your toes jam them in your nose ? 1402 01:22:43,849 --> 01:22:46,091 ? Cut your tongue out feed it to a trout ? 1403 01:22:46,226 --> 01:22:48,634 ? Fry them in a pan shoot it out my can ? 1404 01:22:48,771 --> 01:22:51,096 ? Aim it at your face then you'll know your place ? 1405 01:22:51,232 --> 01:22:53,557 ? I promise you pain I'm totally insane ? 1406 01:22:53,693 --> 01:22:56,100 ? I promise you pain I'm totally insane ? 1407 01:22:56,237 --> 01:22:58,645 ? I promise you pain I'm totally insane ? 1408 01:22:58,781 --> 01:23:01,023 ? Now let me tell you once again ? 1409 01:23:01,159 --> 01:23:03,484 ? I'm the bad ass killer there ain't nobody iller ? 1410 01:23:03,620 --> 01:23:05,908 ? You're ice cold because I'm the fucking chiller ? 1411 01:23:06,039 --> 01:23:08,446 ? I'm the bad ass killer there ain't nobody iller ? 1412 01:23:08,583 --> 01:23:11,204 ? You're ice cold because I'm the fucking chiller ? 1413 01:23:11,336 --> 01:23:13,542 ? I promise you pain I'm totally insane ? 1414 01:23:13,672 --> 01:23:16,079 ? I promise you pain I'm totally insane ? 1415 01:23:16,216 --> 01:23:18,588 ? I promise you pain I'm totally insane ? 1416 01:23:18,719 --> 01:23:20,676 ? I promise you pain ? 1417 01:23:28,604 --> 01:23:30,976 ? Like a scrotum here it is in a nutshell ? 1418 01:23:40,658 --> 01:23:42,698 ? 1972 ? 1419 01:23:42,827 --> 01:23:45,235 ? That's the year I got here when my dear mother's water blew ? 1420 01:23:45,371 --> 01:23:47,744 ? Not really realising the prize that's been begot her ? 1421 01:23:47,874 --> 01:23:50,199 ? The bona fide lo-fi high-octane philosopher ? 1422 01:23:50,335 --> 01:23:52,541 ? The genius with a penis the few, the proud, the me ? 1423 01:23:52,671 --> 01:23:54,747 ? I liked me so much I had to buy the company ? 1424 01:23:54,881 --> 01:23:57,088 ? Soul for sale sold to Satan for a hell of a lotta luck ? 1425 01:23:57,217 --> 01:23:59,459 ? I'm hard to come by like a straight guy working at Starbucks ? 1426 01:23:59,594 --> 01:24:01,961 ? Thank the thinkers that think they thunk the thoughts that theorised ? 1427 01:24:02,055 --> 01:24:04,297 ? Idolised or despised bet I'm getting recognised ? 1428 01:24:04,433 --> 01:24:07,006 ? Mount rushmoure it, no, ignore it, can't rock with no big head ? 1429 01:24:07,144 --> 01:24:09,053 ? Half the people want me half the people want me dead ? 1430 01:24:09,188 --> 01:24:11,643 ? I am the angel of def with my rhymes against humanity ? 1431 01:24:11,774 --> 01:24:14,146 ? Teeter-tottering between brilliance and insanity ? 1432 01:24:14,276 --> 01:24:16,234 ? The one part the Fuehrer the one part the Pope ? 1433 01:24:16,362 --> 01:24:19,565 ? It's the inevitable return, baby of the great white dope ? 1434 01:24:23,786 --> 01:24:25,993 ? Conclusions you drew proportions you blew ? 1435 01:24:26,122 --> 01:24:28,280 ? Lost son of iggy false bigger nose than ziggy, true ? 1436 01:24:28,416 --> 01:24:30,705 ? Yes, my name is Jimmy pop no, my pop's name is dick ? 1437 01:24:30,835 --> 01:24:33,124 ? Don't admit to kick it, slick you thick derelict critic ? 1438 01:24:33,254 --> 01:24:35,543 ? Put down for missed note put up with misquotes ? 1439 01:24:35,674 --> 01:24:37,880 ? Don't want the whole story should have bought the cliff notes ? 1440 01:24:38,009 --> 01:24:40,298 ? Like finger-painting 101 give me no credit for having class ? 1441 01:24:40,428 --> 01:24:41,728 ? One thumb on the pulse of the nation ? 1442 01:24:41,729 --> 01:24:42,963 ? One thumb in your girlfriend's ass ? 1443 01:24:42,964 --> 01:24:45,105 ? Written on, written off scoff, calling me a joke ? 1444 01:24:45,183 --> 01:24:47,425 ? I don't think that I'm a sell out but I do enjoy coke ? 1445 01:24:47,561 --> 01:24:48,886 ? I struck gold but never took it for ? 1446 01:24:48,887 --> 01:24:50,432 ? Granite that's how I planned it so can it ? 1447 01:24:50,564 --> 01:24:52,889 ? Around the planet fans demand it and you'll never understand it ? 1448 01:24:53,025 --> 01:24:54,899 ? When I die, no lie plan on mass pandemonium ? 1449 01:24:55,027 --> 01:24:57,316 ? They may display my brain in a picklejar at the Smithsonian ? 1450 01:24:57,446 --> 01:24:59,486 ? The one part the Fuehrer the one part the Pope ? 1451 01:24:59,615 --> 01:25:02,700 ? It's the inevitable return, baby of the great white dope ? 1452 01:25:11,836 --> 01:25:13,876 ? One part the Fuehrer one part the Pope ? 1453 01:25:14,005 --> 01:25:16,496 ? The inevitable return of the great white dope ? 1454 01:25:16,633 --> 01:25:18,709 ? One part the Fuehrer one part the Pope ? 1455 01:25:18,843 --> 01:25:21,299 ? The inevitable return of the great white dope ? 1456 01:25:21,429 --> 01:25:23,422 ? One part the Fuehrer one part the Pope ? 1457 01:25:23,557 --> 01:25:26,130 ? The inevitable return of the great white dope ? 1458 01:25:26,268 --> 01:25:28,261 ? One part the Fuehrer one part the Pope ? 1459 01:25:28,395 --> 01:25:30,886 ? The inevitable return of the great white dope ? 1460 01:25:31,023 --> 01:25:33,265 ? Great white dope great white dope ? 1461 01:25:33,400 --> 01:25:35,726 ? Great white dope great white dope ? 1462 01:25:35,861 --> 01:25:38,103 ? Great white dope great white dope ? 1463 01:25:38,239 --> 01:25:40,527 ? Great white dope great white dope ? 1464 01:25:40,658 --> 01:25:42,485 ? Great white dope ? 1465 01:25:42,618 --> 01:25:43,899 ? Yeah, yeah ? 1466 01:25:51,419 --> 01:25:55,583 ? Hey, yo, we run these streets putting on the great city ? 1467 01:25:55,715 --> 01:25:59,167 ? You all niggas still pretty just so you all can feel ? 1468 01:25:59,302 --> 01:26:00,962 ? Feel me, feel me, feel me ? 1469 01:26:01,096 --> 01:26:03,406 ? We dealing with my thug strictly make ? 1470 01:26:03,407 --> 01:26:05,473 ? Some noise if you running with me ? 1471 01:26:05,600 --> 01:26:09,016 ? Do it wild and you know we get busy just so you all can feel ? 1472 01:26:09,146 --> 01:26:10,854 ? Feel me, feel me, feel me ? 1473 01:26:10,981 --> 01:26:13,554 ? Say one for the radio two for the pin eye ? 1474 01:26:13,692 --> 01:26:16,064 ? Wrote the rhyme with niggas coming tight semi ? 1475 01:26:16,195 --> 01:26:18,234 ? My keys for the three now you suckas fuck with it ? 1476 01:26:18,364 --> 01:26:20,855 ? More chasing on your ass than the cops who got acquitted ? 1477 01:26:20,991 --> 01:26:23,364 ? Making rapper's noise like it was tax season ? 1478 01:26:23,494 --> 01:26:26,067 ? Selling it back getting paid to crack thieving ? 1479 01:26:26,205 --> 01:26:28,779 ? Tim's and Gina, me and my tight jimma up on a track ? 1480 01:26:28,916 --> 01:26:30,743 ? Make them shake like somebody built a fina ? 1481 01:26:30,877 --> 01:26:33,415 ? Mo' money, you barely got toll money ? 1482 01:26:33,546 --> 01:26:35,586 ? Vocal coach and still roll funny ? 1483 01:26:35,715 --> 01:26:38,087 ? Thug the fuck out punch lines are killing ? 1484 01:26:38,218 --> 01:26:40,460 ? Say some other shit really hurt a rapper's feelings ? 1485 01:26:40,595 --> 01:26:42,967 ? Who know the outcome must be the wild one ? 1486 01:26:43,098 --> 01:26:45,387 ? Selling their backs it didn't even make the album ? 1487 01:26:45,517 --> 01:26:47,593 ? Feel this bitch as I go for the three ? 1488 01:26:47,727 --> 01:26:50,053 ? Now fuck onto the game make the game come to me now ? 1489 01:26:50,188 --> 01:26:54,400 ? Hey, yo, we run these streets putting on the great city ? 1490 01:26:54,526 --> 01:26:58,026 ? You all niggas still pretty just so you all can feel ? 1491 01:26:58,155 --> 01:26:59,649 ? Feel me, feel me, feel me ? 1492 01:26:59,782 --> 01:27:01,860 ? We're dealing with my thug strictly ? 1493 01:27:01,861 --> 01:27:04,111 ? Make some noise if you running with me ? 1494 01:27:04,245 --> 01:27:07,828 ? Do it wild and you know we get busy just so you all can feel ? 1495 01:27:07,957 --> 01:27:10,958 ? Feel me, feel me, feel me ? 1496 01:27:11,085 --> 01:27:12,793 Yeah, feel me, fool. 1497 01:27:12,920 --> 01:27:14,118 I feel you, dog. 1498 01:27:19,385 --> 01:27:21,544 This isn't easy for me. 1499 01:27:21,679 --> 01:27:24,550 I know we've been together a long time... 1500 01:27:24,683 --> 01:27:26,759 but I found somebody else. 1501 01:27:26,893 --> 01:27:29,016 Okay? I'm in love. 1502 01:27:30,856 --> 01:27:33,773 Don't look at me like that. 1503 01:27:33,900 --> 01:27:36,392 We could still be friends. 1504 01:27:36,528 --> 01:27:39,363 You can come into my room whenever you want. 1505 01:27:39,490 --> 01:27:41,696 We just can't... No. 1506 01:27:43,953 --> 01:27:45,910 No. 1507 01:27:48,499 --> 01:27:50,622 Okay, just one time. 1508 01:27:57,342 --> 01:27:59,465 Yeah. That's it. 114236