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{\an8}Sometimes I wonder
if I have a pattern
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{\an8}with the choices that
I've made in my life.
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{\an8}Evan was an obvious douche.
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{\an8}I should've paid
attention to the signs.
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{\an8}Dave had crazy eyes.
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{\an8}I never should've gone
on the second date.
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{\an8}I mean, look at him!
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{\an8}And Colin did a lot of
drugs, just like my sister.
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{\an8}Why am I choosing these people?
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{\an8}There were a few nice ones,
but I broke up with them.
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{\an8}Why am I doing this?
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{\an8}All your fault.
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{\an8}Mom and Dad.
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{\an8}Everything's going
great. My life is great.
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{\an8}My life is great.
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{\an8}My life is great.
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Hi. I'm here for
Clio Fitzgerald.
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Clio Fitzgerald for discharge.
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Sign these papers saying that
we released her to your care.
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Well, it's not my care.
It's my parents' care.
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She's staying in their garage.
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You need to take
responsibility for her.
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You gonna take her home?
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OK.
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Dr. Bender to the
mental ward, please.
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Mountain View
Rehabilitation Center.
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So you are off drugs now, right?
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Yeah.
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I started a workout revolution
in that hellhole. Yes, I did.
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Everything's gonna be OK.
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Right, I just feel really...
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- You're so good.
- Thank you.
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It's like I have...
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I have, like, a newfound
purpose or something.
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I feel like all you need
is a catchy name, you know?
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- We're with you.
- You got something.
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Hey, Clio came up
with a great new idea.
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Punchilates. It's a cross
between Pilates and kickboxing.
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Ooh, I love this idea.
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So you're gonna do a
workout class, like mine?
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My workout class is nothing
like yours. It's better.
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It's not for dumb yoga idiots.
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It's for badass people
that want to destroy shit.
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So it's a workout class.
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It's Pilates that
kicks your ass.
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It's a great idea, honey,
and I'm proud of you.
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- See?
- Are you proud of me?
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- I have a real class.
- Proud? No, no, no.
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Not if you're still
living in sin with Dave.
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- OK, Al- - We broke up.
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So why not marry that nice
guy from my church group, huh?
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He's a virgin.
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That's weird you know that.
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Oh, that dismissive tone's the
voice of Satan in your life.
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I don't want to hear
about hell again, ever.
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Your choices reflect on me.
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Don't you want me
to go to heaven?
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OK, well, I'll keep you
posted on my activities,
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and how they affect
your chances of heaven.
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God!
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Heal this family!
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And should we sin
against thee, Lord,
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let us be cast in fire and
tormented for all eternity,
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cursed as we go in, and
cursed as we come out.
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You be nice to your sister.
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Family is only as happy
as its least happy member.
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Anne, I need to show you
something in my craft room.
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You alright, honey?
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Why did she buy this stuff?
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It's like I always told you.
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Don't get married, and
don't have children.
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I could've been a famous singer,
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but then I married your father.
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I had to take care of you two,
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and I had to give
up on my dream.
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Don't do what I did.
Look what happened to me.
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Are you saying you wish
you didn't have me?
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No.
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I mean, I had to get vaginal
reconstructive surgery
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after you were born, but
no, I love you both so much.
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So much.
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Honestly, I love you a
little more than your sister.
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When is she going
to get it together?
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- I gotta go.
- Always remember,
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your career is all that matters.
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OK.
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I always thought
you'd be a star,
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but you're yoga teacher,
and that's almost as good.
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One of us needs to
be really important.
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I've got to put this
family on the map.
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Now, look, look.
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I've made an album, and I'm
going to drop it online.
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Have you heard about
this? Dropping music?
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It's what everybody
does these days.
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You know, no run-up,
just midnight release,
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and boom, you're Lady Gaga.
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It's time I do
something with my life.
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- You have done something.
- Listen to my tracks
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and tell me if I'm any good.
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And if you think I'm
any good, I'll drop it.
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And if you don't think it's
good, I-I won't drop it.
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Why ask me? I'm not
in the music business.
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You listen to music, and
I trust your opinion.
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Please get back to me
as soon as possible.
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My dreams await your answer.
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- Hey.
- Hey. How'd it go?
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Can I come over?
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Oh no. That bad, huh?
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OK, so I need the opinions
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of my very best taste testers.
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Does it go on the
opening night menu?
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Yes!
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Please teach her how to cook.
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I could.
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Can you believe, six months ago,
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this place was called
"Cap'n Ahab's Crab Shack"?
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That's a mouthful.
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And now I think, honestly,
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we are, like, a year from
getting a Bib Gourmand,
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which is the rating
just under one star
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in the Michelin guide.
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I just want to say
congratulations
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on opening your
first restaurant.
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I am so proud of you guys.
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You're gonna make an ass-load.
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Yes, please.
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We absolutely have
to, 'cause right now,
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we are in staggering debt.
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Yes, you are.
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No more doom and gloom, Max.
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- Think positive.
- Yeah, no more Mr. Worryface.
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- No more Mr. Worries?
- No more Mr. Worries.
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No more Mr. Worryface.
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Oh, alright.
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Yes, you can call
me Mr. Worryface.
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Well, I am so proud of you.
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This is such a big
dream of yours. Yeah.
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Smooch, smooch, smooch!
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Smoochie! I love Auntie Anne.
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What about Auntie Roz?
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- Where's the love there?
- She loves me more.
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Well, I can't imagine that
could be true, my lady.
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How do you stand on that?
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You're both good.
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- OK.
- She's a diplomat.
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See? Have a kid. It's great.
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Well, I don't have a boyfriend,
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and I deleted Dave
from my contacts.
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Did you put your app profile up?
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- No.
- Well, I got your passwords.
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I'm going home and
I'm doing it for you.
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You have terrible
taste in boyfriends.
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And S-H-I-T passwords.
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I can spell.
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You helped me
through my divorce,
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and I'm gonna help you here.
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This is a bad
boyfriend intervention.
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You need to stop dating losers.
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- It's not an intervention.
- Yes, it is.
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No, we have nothing
to do with this.
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You are on your own, Roz.
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You're gonna just
let me sit here?
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- Absolutely.
- OK.
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I do want to break my pattern.
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OK, so you do admit
that you have a pattern.
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What do you think, Max?
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What about the guy who
had all the panic attacks?
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Well, um...
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Or the workaholic with
erectile dysfunction?
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Or the drug addict that
actually overdosed?
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Or the guy who had all the
temper tantrums in public?
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Or the one who ended up
in a mental institution
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because he walked into
a bar waving a toy gun?
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Or the guy who refused to
admit that he wore a toupee,
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even though it fell
off in front of you?
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- Hey, what about Sean?
- I liked Sean!
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- Sean was great.
- Sean was great,
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but then she broke up with
him for no reason, remember?
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Maybe this is an intervention.
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- Thank you.
- OK, but not a planned one.
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I don't care.
Impromptu intervention.
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- It's still important.
- Right.
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No more basket cases for me.
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- Yay!
- Great.
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Oh my god. Yes, please.
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Hey, guys.
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- Hi!
- Hey, buddy.
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- How are you?
- Steve.
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It's just a vibe
check with the doors.
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Roz, Anne, this is
my contractor, Steve.
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- Hi.
- Hi. It's nice to meet you.
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This is my daughter, Lily.
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- Hi.
- Hi, Lily. I'm Emma.
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Nice to meet you.
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You can say hi.
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- Hi.
- Steve,
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you are very attractive,
almost alarming so.
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Uh, thank you.
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Well, that is what everyone
looks for in a contractor.
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I mean, it's on the list.
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- Cuteness.
- Yep. Yep.
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I'm gonna check the doors out.
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- Oh, thank you.
- Now that it's weird.
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- Nice to meet you.
- You made it weird.
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I know, I made it weird,
yeah. Nice to meet you.
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Hi.
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Alright, he's very cute. Is
he single? 'Cause I like this.
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- He's getting divorced.
- Perfect. But is he nice?
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Because if he's nice,
she'll break up with him,
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like poor Sean, so then
maybe not a great idea.
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He's very nice.
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And he's also not finished yet.
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OK. Well, then no, Steve's out.
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Alright, I'm shaving a
couple years off you.
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- Thank you.
- I'm putting in your profile
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that you're looking for a guy
with no emotional disorders.
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Don't write that!
That sounds desperate.
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It does not sound desperate.
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How do you know they're
not gonna murder you?
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Oh, you don't. That's
part of the fun.
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I think it's better to
get set up by a friend.
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Alright.
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Max, set up Anne, with
that hot guy Steve.
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Oh, come on!
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- No, just do it.
- Look,
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he's the only affordable
contractor I could find.
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And you know how she
goes through guys.
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- What?
- Sorry, uh,
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I should've have
told you that you are
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on speakerphone with Anne.
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- Oh!
- Hi!
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I mean, you know, Anne's
great, you're great.
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Yeah, I'll call him.
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Thank you!
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They just raised my rent.
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I need you to get more students.
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Write a blog, and call it "How
to Be Happy," or some shit.
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I don't know how
to write a blog.
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Write down the crap
you say in class,
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and try to find a
way to be relevant.
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Like Kim Kardashian.
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Post some pictures of yourself
in a bikini, or some shit.
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OK.
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Don't fuck up my peace.
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Namaste.
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Alright, let's meet in Tadasana.
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No, it feels like.
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But hey, how is
this, right? Yeah.
249
00:13:54,668 --> 00:13:56,418
- Oh! Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa.
- It's fine.
250
00:13:56,419 --> 00:13:58,254
OK, no, no. No,
that is not fine.
251
00:13:58,255 --> 00:14:01,840
I want you to sit down here.
I gotta take care of that.
252
00:14:01,841 --> 00:14:03,093
I got a first aid kit.
253
00:14:03,927 --> 00:14:06,345
- You must be prepared, right?
- Well...
254
00:14:06,346 --> 00:14:08,847
OK, come on, sit.
Give it to me.
255
00:14:08,848 --> 00:14:11,141
But see, here's-here's
the real question.
256
00:14:11,142 --> 00:14:15,312
Do you want to be Snow
White or Cinderella?
257
00:14:15,313 --> 00:14:16,523
Snow White, definitely.
258
00:14:17,649 --> 00:14:19,608
Come on, get it up here.
259
00:14:19,609 --> 00:14:21,151
Give it to me. Don't be shy.
260
00:14:21,152 --> 00:14:22,696
We gotta get to know each other.
261
00:14:23,697 --> 00:14:25,322
OK.
262
00:14:25,323 --> 00:14:27,157
OK. This might sting.
263
00:14:27,158 --> 00:14:28,826
Ooh, ah, did that hurt?
264
00:14:28,827 --> 00:14:30,035
- You OK? OK, alright -
It's OK. No, it's great.
265
00:14:30,036 --> 00:14:31,370
Yeah, you did it.
266
00:14:31,371 --> 00:14:33,038
You...
267
00:14:33,039 --> 00:14:34,123
are...
268
00:14:34,124 --> 00:14:35,250
all better.
269
00:14:39,045 --> 00:14:41,047
I'd kiss it, but that'd
be awkward, right?
270
00:14:42,257 --> 00:14:44,843
Um, this is my favorite beach.
271
00:15:04,070 --> 00:15:05,404
That is what's in your bag?
272
00:15:05,405 --> 00:15:07,072
I figured when a
guy says a picnic,
273
00:15:07,073 --> 00:15:08,782
he means two
sandwiches and Snapple.
274
00:15:08,783 --> 00:15:11,076
Oh, no, no, no. This here,
275
00:15:11,077 --> 00:15:14,664
this is Steve's world-famous
homemade fried chicken.
276
00:15:15,707 --> 00:15:17,958
And, oh, I didn't know if
277
00:15:17,959 --> 00:15:22,463
you preferred still
or sparkling water,
278
00:15:22,464 --> 00:15:24,340
so I brought both.
279
00:15:24,341 --> 00:15:27,468
Is this a bit overboard? Did
I just totally go nuts here?
280
00:15:27,469 --> 00:15:29,595
I think it's impressive.
281
00:15:29,596 --> 00:15:32,806
You know, when my
ex and I split up,
282
00:15:32,807 --> 00:15:35,017
I, uh, had to learn how to cook,
283
00:15:35,018 --> 00:15:36,977
'cause my daughter would
look at me, and be like,
284
00:15:36,978 --> 00:15:39,298
"Dad, what are we eating?" And
I'd be like, "I don't know!"
285
00:15:40,774 --> 00:15:41,815
I'm just really used
to carrying stuff.
286
00:15:41,816 --> 00:15:43,192
I'm like my...
287
00:15:43,193 --> 00:15:44,569
I'm like my daughter's mule.
288
00:15:47,405 --> 00:15:48,989
Um...
289
00:15:48,990 --> 00:15:52,159
So Max told me that
you are a yoga teacher,
290
00:15:52,160 --> 00:15:56,665
so I had to do what we do,
and I googled that shit.
291
00:15:58,208 --> 00:15:59,917
And you know, I gotta
be honest, though.
292
00:15:59,918 --> 00:16:01,127
I think...
293
00:16:02,629 --> 00:16:04,296
I think you're the most
beautiful yoga teacher
294
00:16:04,297 --> 00:16:05,423
in all of Rhode Island.
295
00:16:10,303 --> 00:16:14,932
Max told me that, um, that
you're going through a divorce?
296
00:16:14,933 --> 00:16:17,435
Yes, which is not as cool
as being a yoga teacher.
297
00:16:18,812 --> 00:16:22,815
We've been separated,
uh, well over a year.
298
00:16:22,816 --> 00:16:26,944
And she has just been
raking me over the coals.
299
00:16:26,945 --> 00:16:30,323
So really, I just want
my daughter to be OK.
300
00:16:31,825 --> 00:16:34,702
OK, full-full disclosure.
301
00:16:34,703 --> 00:16:36,121
I have not been on a
302
00:16:37,372 --> 00:16:39,498
proper date in, like,
well over a decade.
303
00:16:39,499 --> 00:16:41,083
So are you OK with that?
304
00:16:41,084 --> 00:16:43,001
'Cause I'm not sure
I'm doing this right.
305
00:16:43,002 --> 00:16:45,170
You're already better than all
my past boyfriends combined.
306
00:16:45,171 --> 00:16:49,425
Aww. Anyways, uh,
307
00:16:49,426 --> 00:16:51,009
cheers.
308
00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:52,302
Cheers.
309
00:16:52,303 --> 00:16:53,304
Cheers.
310
00:16:54,264 --> 00:16:55,514
Eat, eat, eat, eat. Go.
311
00:16:55,515 --> 00:16:57,016
The world-famous...
312
00:17:03,356 --> 00:17:04,357
Mmm!
313
00:17:11,948 --> 00:17:13,240
Here she is!
314
00:17:13,241 --> 00:17:14,742
- Emma!
- Hi.
315
00:17:14,743 --> 00:17:16,410
Anne, thanks for picking her up.
316
00:17:16,411 --> 00:17:17,411
Anytime.
317
00:17:17,412 --> 00:17:18,996
I have something to say.
318
00:17:18,997 --> 00:17:21,081
Winnie at school told
me my shirt was dumb.
319
00:17:21,082 --> 00:17:22,624
Winnie sounds dumb.
320
00:17:22,625 --> 00:17:24,293
But you know you can
feel good about yourself
321
00:17:24,294 --> 00:17:26,420
no matter what
people say, right?
322
00:17:26,421 --> 00:17:28,088
- Yeah.
- One thing for sure,
323
00:17:28,089 --> 00:17:29,548
we all know...
324
00:17:29,549 --> 00:17:31,216
Winnie needs to die.
325
00:17:31,217 --> 00:17:34,219
OK, calm down. Some people
just have bad taste.
326
00:17:34,220 --> 00:17:36,346
I just think Winnie's
a narcissist,
327
00:17:36,347 --> 00:17:38,098
or has problems at home.
328
00:17:38,099 --> 00:17:40,267
Wow. That is really
mature, little lady.
329
00:17:40,268 --> 00:17:42,102
- Thank you.
- Almost freakishly mature.
330
00:17:42,103 --> 00:17:43,771
What do you think
about the tablecloths?
331
00:17:43,772 --> 00:17:45,522
- They're so pretty!
- Lemme give her a hand.
332
00:17:45,523 --> 00:17:47,733
And look what Steve fixed.
333
00:17:47,734 --> 00:17:49,318
Wow!
334
00:17:49,319 --> 00:17:50,903
- Wow!
- Let's go!
335
00:17:50,904 --> 00:17:53,363
Yeah, Steve did an amazing job.
336
00:17:53,364 --> 00:17:54,365
Speaking of...
337
00:17:55,533 --> 00:17:56,909
How'd that go?
338
00:17:56,910 --> 00:17:58,202
- We went on a date.
- And?
339
00:17:58,203 --> 00:17:59,578
It was great.
340
00:17:59,579 --> 00:18:01,038
So there's nothing
weird about him?
341
00:18:01,039 --> 00:18:02,998
- He made me a picnic.
- Oh, he cooks.
342
00:18:02,999 --> 00:18:05,250
I think I can help him get
over the pain of the divorce
343
00:18:05,251 --> 00:18:06,251
and find joy again.
344
00:18:06,252 --> 00:18:07,795
Well, that sounds easy.
345
00:18:07,796 --> 00:18:09,338
I just want to make
sure he doesn't have
346
00:18:09,339 --> 00:18:11,216
a personality disorder
lurking in there.
347
00:18:12,300 --> 00:18:13,884
- Some of this.
- He's almost,
348
00:18:13,885 --> 00:18:15,804
almost suspiciously handsome.
349
00:18:35,782 --> 00:18:37,242
Woo! Can you throw me that?
350
00:18:39,244 --> 00:18:40,744
Ah.
351
00:18:40,745 --> 00:18:42,412
You sure you don't
want to join me?
352
00:18:42,413 --> 00:18:44,289
Tell me what's good
about you and what's bad.
353
00:18:44,290 --> 00:18:46,250
OK, here we go.
354
00:18:46,251 --> 00:18:47,835
What's good?
355
00:18:47,836 --> 00:18:50,462
Oh, easy. I give the
best foot massages.
356
00:18:50,463 --> 00:18:52,089
The best? That's a big claim.
357
00:18:52,090 --> 00:18:53,131
Well, so I've been told.
358
00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:54,676
- OK.
- Oh, OK.
359
00:19:01,850 --> 00:19:03,142
Is this how you seduce women?
360
00:19:05,395 --> 00:19:06,396
Is it working?
361
00:19:28,835 --> 00:19:30,836
Oh.
362
00:19:30,837 --> 00:19:33,297
- Pause for second.
- Sure. Yep.
363
00:19:33,298 --> 00:19:34,299
Hey.
364
00:19:35,383 --> 00:19:36,384
Uh-huh.
365
00:19:38,511 --> 00:19:39,512
OK.
366
00:19:42,765 --> 00:19:43,766
Uh-huh.
367
00:19:45,310 --> 00:19:47,060
- What's up?
- I have to go. I'm sorry.
368
00:19:47,061 --> 00:19:48,437
Why? What happened?
369
00:19:48,438 --> 00:19:50,188
I have to find my stupid sister.
370
00:19:50,189 --> 00:19:51,398
Oh, um...
371
00:19:51,399 --> 00:19:52,400
Can I help?
372
00:19:53,651 --> 00:19:55,152
You don't want to meet
my family this soon.
373
00:19:55,153 --> 00:19:57,029
You definitely wouldn't
want to date me then.
374
00:19:57,030 --> 00:19:59,031
How about I drive?
375
00:19:59,032 --> 00:20:00,616
Come on. Let's go.
376
00:20:00,617 --> 00:20:02,326
Let's find your sister.
377
00:20:02,327 --> 00:20:03,927
Wait, wait, I think
I see her. Pull over.
378
00:20:07,123 --> 00:20:08,373
Clio!
379
00:20:08,374 --> 00:20:09,375
Oh.
380
00:20:10,084 --> 00:20:11,543
Clio!
381
00:20:11,544 --> 00:20:12,545
Come back!
382
00:20:14,714 --> 00:20:17,382
Oh, fuck you. You
don't care about me.
383
00:20:17,383 --> 00:20:18,926
Nobody cares about me.
384
00:20:18,927 --> 00:20:20,093
When you wander around
dangerous places,
385
00:20:20,094 --> 00:20:21,637
it's hard to find you.
386
00:20:21,638 --> 00:20:24,389
Fuck off. Go back to
your easy life, OK?
387
00:20:24,390 --> 00:20:26,351
Some people have to
struggle, you know?
388
00:20:27,769 --> 00:20:29,019
- Get in the car.
- No!
389
00:20:29,020 --> 00:20:31,021
Hi, I'm Steve, by the way.
390
00:20:31,022 --> 00:20:32,564
You're welcome to come with us.
391
00:20:32,565 --> 00:20:34,149
Who's this asshole?
392
00:20:34,150 --> 00:20:36,568
Oh, I'm sorry. Did I
ruin your perfect day?
393
00:20:36,569 --> 00:20:38,403
Your perfect day with
your perfect boyfriend?
394
00:20:38,404 --> 00:20:40,197
I have problems too, you know.
395
00:20:40,198 --> 00:20:42,866
Whatever your problems are
nothing compared to mine.
396
00:20:42,867 --> 00:20:45,118
- Thanks.
- Like one billion
397
00:20:45,119 --> 00:20:46,787
minus a trillion.
398
00:20:46,788 --> 00:20:47,956
Great. I guess you win?
399
00:20:49,040 --> 00:20:50,457
Come on, babe. Let's go.
400
00:20:50,458 --> 00:20:52,001
I think she's
gonna come with us.
401
00:20:55,338 --> 00:20:58,341
This guy.
402
00:21:01,594 --> 00:21:02,637
Back off.
403
00:21:05,098 --> 00:21:06,766
You're a fucking loser.
404
00:21:11,646 --> 00:21:13,188
OK.
405
00:21:13,189 --> 00:21:14,773
Sorry.
406
00:21:14,774 --> 00:21:15,775
Love you.
407
00:21:17,318 --> 00:21:19,570
He's my sponsor, dumbass.
408
00:21:20,613 --> 00:21:22,281
Really?
409
00:21:26,119 --> 00:21:27,203
Hey, Clio.
410
00:21:28,204 --> 00:21:29,205
What?
411
00:21:34,377 --> 00:21:36,044
Uh, we're worried
about you, baby.
412
00:21:36,045 --> 00:21:37,046
Uh-huh.
413
00:21:39,882 --> 00:21:41,466
How did this happen?
414
00:21:41,467 --> 00:21:42,634
Well, I can't follow her
around day and night.
415
00:21:42,635 --> 00:21:44,094
Follow me on Instagram, bitch.
416
00:21:44,095 --> 00:21:45,929
You are your sister's keeper.
417
00:21:45,930 --> 00:21:48,306
- She's almost 40.
- 40 is the new 30.
418
00:21:48,307 --> 00:21:50,892
We're taking you back to rehab.
419
00:21:50,893 --> 00:21:52,561
- No fucking way.
- We care about you.
420
00:21:52,562 --> 00:21:54,521
We don't want you to die.
421
00:21:54,522 --> 00:21:56,481
- Daddy!
- You're my baby.
422
00:21:56,482 --> 00:21:58,108
I love you. Don't die.
423
00:21:58,109 --> 00:21:59,818
I don't want to die.
424
00:21:59,819 --> 00:22:01,695
- I don't want to die.
- Don't die.
425
00:22:01,696 --> 00:22:03,989
- Please don't let me die.
- I won't let you. I love you.
426
00:22:03,990 --> 00:22:06,491
- You're my baby. Don't die.
- I don't want to die.
427
00:22:06,492 --> 00:22:08,118
- Don't let me die.
- You're not going to die.
428
00:22:08,119 --> 00:22:10,203
- What a fun day.
- Come on. Come on.
429
00:22:10,204 --> 00:22:11,998
Nothing is more
important than family.
430
00:22:13,166 --> 00:22:14,541
Did you listen to my tracks?
431
00:22:14,542 --> 00:22:15,542
Not yet.
432
00:22:15,543 --> 00:22:17,252
- Honey!
- I will.
433
00:22:17,253 --> 00:22:19,337
Hi, I'm Steve.
434
00:22:19,338 --> 00:22:21,548
It is so lovely to
meet Anne's family.
435
00:22:21,549 --> 00:22:23,091
Oh, nice to meet you, Steve.
436
00:22:23,092 --> 00:22:25,010
I hope I get to see
you again sometime.
437
00:22:25,011 --> 00:22:28,555
Oh, well, I hope that I get
to hear your tracks sometime.
438
00:22:28,556 --> 00:22:31,683
Oh! Oh!
439
00:22:31,684 --> 00:22:33,685
- Oh.
- Gotta go.
440
00:22:33,686 --> 00:22:35,187
- Bye.
- Yeah, bye.
441
00:22:35,188 --> 00:22:36,689
OK. Oh, we're out.
442
00:22:38,399 --> 00:22:39,400
You OK?
443
00:22:40,651 --> 00:22:42,819
My family's fucked up.
444
00:22:42,820 --> 00:22:44,489
Everybody's family is fucked up.
445
00:22:45,698 --> 00:22:48,241
You still want to hang out
with me after all that?
446
00:22:48,242 --> 00:22:51,286
Um...
447
00:22:51,287 --> 00:22:52,288
Hmm.
448
00:23:13,810 --> 00:23:15,353
Should I do this?
449
00:23:17,980 --> 00:23:19,773
I'm doing this.
450
00:23:19,774 --> 00:23:21,525
If I like there's gotta be
something wrong with him.
451
00:23:21,526 --> 00:23:22,567
I mean...
452
00:23:22,568 --> 00:23:24,402
I should not do it,
453
00:23:24,403 --> 00:23:27,364
and I should get to know him
for, like, six months first.
454
00:23:27,365 --> 00:23:29,366
Definitely, definitely,
455
00:23:29,367 --> 00:23:31,159
not having sex with him.
456
00:23:31,160 --> 00:23:32,703
No sex.
457
00:23:35,081 --> 00:23:36,582
No sex for me.
458
00:23:55,393 --> 00:24:00,106
Anne, where's the fucking blog?
We need to make this money.
459
00:24:53,826 --> 00:24:54,827
OK.
460
00:24:57,330 --> 00:24:58,496
Hi.
461
00:24:58,497 --> 00:25:00,332
I'm Anne Fitzgerald.
462
00:25:00,333 --> 00:25:04,085
Doing yoga can make
you feel so good.
463
00:25:04,086 --> 00:25:08,006
It can relieve
stress and tension.
464
00:25:08,007 --> 00:25:09,508
Come to my class.
465
00:25:10,509 --> 00:25:12,802
Ugh. Because I'm relevant.
466
00:25:12,803 --> 00:25:14,971
Except, I'm not. I'm a mess.
467
00:25:14,972 --> 00:25:16,848
And I hate myself every
time I see my family.
468
00:25:16,849 --> 00:25:19,184
Family sucks. Is it OK
to say your family sucks?
469
00:25:19,185 --> 00:25:20,644
I feel like we're
only allowed to talk
470
00:25:20,645 --> 00:25:22,187
about how much we
love our families.
471
00:25:22,188 --> 00:25:23,813
But how did I end up
with these crazy people?
472
00:25:23,814 --> 00:25:25,357
Sometimes I hate my sister.
473
00:25:25,358 --> 00:25:26,942
I'm wearing a bikini
for no reason, actually,
474
00:25:26,943 --> 00:25:28,318
'cause I'm trying to
be like Kim Kardashian.
475
00:25:28,319 --> 00:25:29,903
Soon I'll be getting
butt implants,
476
00:25:29,904 --> 00:25:31,821
but I want you to know
I'm very spiritual.
477
00:25:31,822 --> 00:25:34,367
Do yoga and try not to have
a nervous breakdown, like me.
478
00:25:36,786 --> 00:25:38,286
- Hey!
- Terrible!
479
00:25:38,287 --> 00:25:40,163
Hot? What, you swimming?
What's happening?
480
00:25:40,164 --> 00:25:42,082
Oh, it's, uh, um, I don't know.
481
00:25:42,083 --> 00:25:43,750
It's too embarrassing
to tell you.
482
00:25:43,751 --> 00:25:45,211
- I have frozen yogurt.
- What's up!
483
00:25:48,005 --> 00:25:49,631
Tell me you got chocolate
peanut butter with Sno-Caps.
484
00:25:49,632 --> 00:25:51,800
Yes. OK, this isn't a
chat. What is going on?
485
00:25:51,801 --> 00:25:53,176
I'm so into him.
486
00:25:53,177 --> 00:25:54,803
- OK.
- OK.
487
00:25:54,804 --> 00:25:56,346
But I just want you to
tell me what you think,
488
00:25:56,347 --> 00:25:57,722
'cause you have a better
asshole radar than me.
489
00:25:57,723 --> 00:25:59,849
I do, thank you,
and I will, alright?
490
00:25:59,850 --> 00:26:01,476
Just don't give him a hard time.
491
00:26:01,477 --> 00:26:03,812
Oh no. I'm going to
grill that fucker.
492
00:26:03,813 --> 00:26:04,939
Oh!
493
00:26:10,528 --> 00:26:14,156
Oh yeah. It's for you
and everyone, for sure.
494
00:26:15,324 --> 00:26:17,158
Alright, here we go.
495
00:26:17,159 --> 00:26:18,160
- So, Steve.
- Yes?
496
00:26:19,495 --> 00:26:21,037
When did you become
a contractor?
497
00:26:21,038 --> 00:26:22,497
Ah, let's see, I was
licensed and bonded
498
00:26:22,498 --> 00:26:23,915
maybe twelve, ten,
twelve years ago?
499
00:26:23,916 --> 00:26:25,542
Yeah, I think
something like that.
500
00:26:25,543 --> 00:26:29,088
And before that I was
trying to be a comedian.
501
00:26:31,048 --> 00:26:33,634
Yeah. Then practical set in, so.
502
00:26:34,593 --> 00:26:36,261
- Practical's good.
- Yes.
503
00:26:36,262 --> 00:26:39,723
I mean, I can still ham it
up a little bit, because
504
00:26:39,724 --> 00:26:41,308
I am from the
505
00:26:41,309 --> 00:26:43,351
Ministry of the Silly Walks.
506
00:26:43,352 --> 00:26:45,395
Ah! Monty Python!
507
00:26:45,396 --> 00:26:46,981
Yes!
508
00:26:48,607 --> 00:26:50,608
- There she goes.
- Thank you for doing that.
509
00:26:50,609 --> 00:26:53,028
I would've felt
like a total fool.
510
00:26:53,029 --> 00:26:54,904
Your leg is insane!
511
00:26:54,905 --> 00:26:57,574
Alright, Max, if we're all
doing tricks, do your juggles.
512
00:26:57,575 --> 00:26:59,617
- Come on, Max.
- No, nobody juggles.
513
00:26:59,618 --> 00:27:01,328
- Who juggles?
- Come on, Max.
514
00:27:01,329 --> 00:27:03,121
Oh, you know, there's
nothing I hate more
515
00:27:03,122 --> 00:27:05,373
than when I sit by the fruit,
for sure, and I don't...
516
00:27:05,374 --> 00:27:06,458
He's been doing
this since college.
517
00:27:06,459 --> 00:27:08,376
I hate doing it.
518
00:27:08,377 --> 00:27:10,962
Why even ask me? That's how
I kept girls away in college.
519
00:27:10,963 --> 00:27:13,506
Except her, right? You
fell for the juggling.
520
00:27:13,507 --> 00:27:15,133
Exactly.
521
00:27:15,134 --> 00:27:16,760
So Frances, she's like
a walking encyclopedia.
522
00:27:16,761 --> 00:27:18,053
You can ask her any question.
523
00:27:18,054 --> 00:27:19,971
OK. What would you call her?
524
00:27:19,972 --> 00:27:21,014
Sexlexa.
525
00:27:21,015 --> 00:27:23,767
Thank you.
526
00:27:23,768 --> 00:27:25,435
Frances Google.
527
00:27:25,436 --> 00:27:26,436
Oh, and she speaks, like,
a million languages.
528
00:27:26,437 --> 00:27:27,563
Japanese. Go!
529
00:27:31,233 --> 00:27:32,693
Tamil. Go!
530
00:27:36,030 --> 00:27:37,698
{\an8}Mandarin. Go!
531
00:27:39,992 --> 00:27:42,369
{\an8}Dsh! Like, dsh, dsh!
532
00:27:42,370 --> 00:27:44,245
OK. That's very impressive.
533
00:27:44,246 --> 00:27:46,790
Well, Steve is impressive.
He's a loving, sweet dad.
534
00:27:46,791 --> 00:27:50,710
Apparently you make pretty
great-looking fried chicken.
535
00:27:50,711 --> 00:27:53,505
A little nervous coming from
the master chef like you.
536
00:27:53,506 --> 00:27:55,256
Right, right, right?
537
00:27:55,257 --> 00:27:59,010
The way to this man's heart
is through his tum-tum.
538
00:27:59,011 --> 00:28:00,804
OK. Yes.
539
00:28:00,805 --> 00:28:04,474
Also, never say tum-tum
again. That was so upsetting.
540
00:28:04,475 --> 00:28:07,310
Yeah, I think that's how I
won over this little lady,
541
00:28:07,311 --> 00:28:09,355
was my, uh, fried chicken.
542
00:28:11,440 --> 00:28:13,817
What are your intentions
with this little lady?
543
00:28:13,818 --> 00:28:15,360
- Mm.
- Uh...
544
00:28:15,361 --> 00:28:17,862
And, uh, when are you
going to introduce
545
00:28:17,863 --> 00:28:19,697
this little lady to
your little lady?
546
00:28:19,698 --> 00:28:20,698
- Oh.
- Roz!
547
00:28:20,699 --> 00:28:22,283
Touché. Good point.
548
00:28:22,284 --> 00:28:24,035
She's scary.
549
00:28:24,036 --> 00:28:26,162
Uh, Good question. No, it's
a good, great question.
550
00:28:26,163 --> 00:28:27,997
You know, I was, I'm just
looking for the right time.
551
00:28:27,998 --> 00:28:29,374
Yeah, no, that makes sense.
552
00:28:29,375 --> 00:28:30,625
You know when the right time is?
553
00:28:30,626 --> 00:28:31,626
- When?
- Roz.
554
00:28:31,627 --> 00:28:33,086
Right now.
555
00:28:33,087 --> 00:28:34,921
- OK, I see.
- Calm down, Roz.
556
00:28:34,922 --> 00:28:36,506
No. There's a kid involved,
and they just met.
557
00:28:36,507 --> 00:28:37,590
This is the opportunity
of a lifetime for Steve,
558
00:28:37,591 --> 00:28:38,925
because Anne is that great.
559
00:28:38,926 --> 00:28:40,468
OK, do you know
how great she is?
560
00:28:40,469 --> 00:28:42,178
You're right, because
she is that great.
561
00:28:42,179 --> 00:28:43,680
Aw.
562
00:28:43,681 --> 00:28:45,140
And...
563
00:28:45,141 --> 00:28:46,724
OK, yeah.
564
00:28:46,725 --> 00:28:48,560
How is
565
00:28:48,561 --> 00:28:51,229
Thursday, after dance practice?
566
00:28:51,230 --> 00:28:54,023
Ice cream?
567
00:28:54,024 --> 00:28:55,108
I would love to.
568
00:28:55,109 --> 00:28:56,901
It's a date. It's a date.
569
00:28:56,902 --> 00:28:58,612
I mean, if you
guys want to do it.
570
00:29:33,105 --> 00:29:35,440
Is there an event
going on today?
571
00:29:35,441 --> 00:29:40,069
Anne, what's with the crazy
video you posted yesterday?
572
00:29:40,070 --> 00:29:41,071
Huh?
573
00:29:45,201 --> 00:29:46,367
I'm wearing a bikini
for no reason.
574
00:29:46,368 --> 00:29:47,827
Holy shit!
575
00:29:47,828 --> 00:29:49,454
I thought it was
a massive fuckup
576
00:29:49,455 --> 00:29:50,830
till I saw how
many hits you got.
577
00:29:50,831 --> 00:29:54,292
Some teenybopper
influencer reposted you,
578
00:29:54,293 --> 00:29:56,127
'cause they hate their
parents too, blah, blah, blah,
579
00:29:56,128 --> 00:30:00,465
and now there's 20,403
people writing in to say
580
00:30:00,466 --> 00:30:03,510
how their parents give
them massive anxiety.
581
00:30:03,511 --> 00:30:06,304
I guess there's a lotta
crazy people out there
582
00:30:06,305 --> 00:30:08,474
who can relate to you.
583
00:30:11,227 --> 00:30:13,061
Really?
584
00:30:13,062 --> 00:30:15,356
Your class sold out today,
and there's a waiting list.
585
00:30:17,233 --> 00:30:18,858
I really hope my
family didn't see that.
586
00:30:18,859 --> 00:30:21,236
Post some more crazy shit.
587
00:30:21,237 --> 00:30:22,987
The bikini was a good idea.
588
00:30:22,988 --> 00:30:24,907
Ass implants could
be a good thing too.
589
00:30:31,288 --> 00:30:32,705
She's so sassy.
590
00:30:32,706 --> 00:30:34,082
She's a ham. She really is.
591
00:30:34,083 --> 00:30:35,083
It's like, look at that pose.
592
00:30:35,084 --> 00:30:36,085
She's got the whole...
593
00:30:36,961 --> 00:30:38,545
Am I boring you with these?
594
00:30:38,546 --> 00:30:39,629
- No! I think she's amazing.
- OK, alright.
595
00:30:39,630 --> 00:30:40,964
- She is amazing.
- Yeah.
596
00:30:40,965 --> 00:30:42,507
Where's this one?
Oh, here it is.
597
00:30:42,508 --> 00:30:44,300
- This is...
- Look at her face!
598
00:30:44,301 --> 00:30:46,844
I know. That's right where
she lost her first tooth.
599
00:30:46,845 --> 00:30:47,846
Gosh.
600
00:30:49,974 --> 00:30:52,058
She's just gonna love you.
601
00:30:52,059 --> 00:30:53,060
I hope so.
602
00:30:53,852 --> 00:30:54,853
She is.
603
00:30:56,647 --> 00:30:58,356
I would never say this to her,
604
00:30:58,357 --> 00:31:02,068
but her mom is such
a narcissistic bitch.
605
00:31:02,069 --> 00:31:03,070
It's...
606
00:31:05,030 --> 00:31:06,031
exhausting.
607
00:31:08,033 --> 00:31:09,617
I just want her to be around
good people, you know?
608
00:31:09,618 --> 00:31:11,245
Good people like you.
609
00:31:12,496 --> 00:31:14,789
You think I'm a good person?
610
00:31:14,790 --> 00:31:15,791
Hmm...
611
00:31:20,462 --> 00:31:21,839
I know you're a good person.
612
00:31:28,220 --> 00:31:30,513
Do you think our parents
are normal or crazy?
613
00:31:30,514 --> 00:31:32,432
Completely crazy.
614
00:31:32,433 --> 00:31:33,933
Was dad a jerk to
when we were kids,
615
00:31:33,934 --> 00:31:35,768
and Mom basically did nothing?
616
00:31:35,769 --> 00:31:39,522
I try to completely block
out all childhood memories.
617
00:31:39,523 --> 00:31:40,982
How can you live with them?
618
00:31:40,983 --> 00:31:42,067
I don't know.
619
00:31:45,571 --> 00:31:48,323
Fuck authority!
620
00:31:48,324 --> 00:31:49,325
That's right. Oh, I feel.
621
00:31:50,868 --> 00:31:52,118
Yeah!
622
00:31:52,119 --> 00:31:53,620
Whoo!
623
00:31:53,621 --> 00:31:55,079
Whoo!
624
00:31:55,080 --> 00:31:57,290
Kicks. Get it out.
Get the rage out.
625
00:31:57,291 --> 00:32:00,628
And ah! Punch, punch,
punch, punch, punch, punch!
626
00:32:01,462 --> 00:32:02,838
50 punches. Let's go!
627
00:32:05,090 --> 00:32:07,175
How is Clio? She
doesn't talk to me.
628
00:32:07,176 --> 00:32:08,843
She needs your help.
629
00:32:08,844 --> 00:32:10,888
You can take care of
yourself. She can't.
630
00:32:13,390 --> 00:32:14,891
Great job, hun.
631
00:32:14,892 --> 00:32:16,059
Great class.
632
00:32:16,060 --> 00:32:17,061
It's a hard workout.
633
00:32:18,312 --> 00:32:20,104
- You afraid to spar with me?
- Yes, definitely.
634
00:32:20,105 --> 00:32:21,649
It's a hard workout.
635
00:32:23,984 --> 00:32:26,110
I gotta go. I'm meeting
Steve's kid today.
636
00:32:26,111 --> 00:32:29,572
Steve? Oh, lemme guess.
Your latest partner in sin?
637
00:32:29,573 --> 00:32:30,699
I guess.
638
00:32:32,409 --> 00:32:34,202
I won't sit at the
same table with him
639
00:32:34,203 --> 00:32:35,370
unless you're married.
640
00:32:35,371 --> 00:32:37,288
You have to choose, me or him.
641
00:32:37,289 --> 00:32:38,831
Great. I choose him.
642
00:32:38,832 --> 00:32:40,918
Look, I spoke with
Father Peter. Call him.
643
00:32:42,586 --> 00:32:45,296
Confess before Satan
claims your immortal soul.
644
00:32:45,297 --> 00:32:46,464
No.
645
00:32:46,465 --> 00:32:48,508
Leave a voicemail.
646
00:32:48,509 --> 00:32:50,343
The risen Christ is
only a phone call away.
647
00:32:50,344 --> 00:32:51,345
OK, I gotta go.
648
00:32:52,638 --> 00:32:54,263
Are you angry? Are you
angry? Are you angry?
649
00:32:54,264 --> 00:32:56,307
I saw the video you posted.
650
00:32:56,308 --> 00:32:57,684
I'm sorry.
651
00:32:57,685 --> 00:32:58,726
How could you say that about us?
652
00:32:58,727 --> 00:33:00,520
- Has he seen it?
- No.
653
00:33:00,521 --> 00:33:03,022
Listen, I need a
performance space
654
00:33:03,023 --> 00:33:05,942
so I can do my concert
to launch my album.
655
00:33:05,943 --> 00:33:08,444
I need to get
followers on Facebook,
656
00:33:08,445 --> 00:33:10,571
Twitter, and Instagram.
657
00:33:10,572 --> 00:33:12,241
You know, get with
the times, honey.
658
00:33:13,158 --> 00:33:15,619
I need your help. It's
the least you can do.
659
00:33:16,829 --> 00:33:19,455
No talking in the
back! That's you!
660
00:33:19,456 --> 00:33:22,166
This can't be all
there is for me.
661
00:33:22,167 --> 00:33:24,503
No talking in the
back! Thank you!
662
00:33:44,523 --> 00:33:46,399
- Hi. Hi.
- Hi.
663
00:33:46,400 --> 00:33:47,401
- Mm.
- Mm.
664
00:33:48,193 --> 00:33:49,485
I missed you.
665
00:33:49,486 --> 00:33:50,737
I missed you.
666
00:33:50,738 --> 00:33:52,196
- Your house is so nice.
- Oh!
667
00:33:52,197 --> 00:33:53,948
Thank you. Yes, welcome.
668
00:33:53,949 --> 00:33:57,952
This is my mid-century
modern money pit.
669
00:33:57,953 --> 00:33:59,704
Impressive.
670
00:33:59,705 --> 00:34:01,289
Oh, I, OK.
671
00:34:01,290 --> 00:34:03,249
I got you a little something.
672
00:34:03,250 --> 00:34:04,917
- Thank you.
- Yeah.
673
00:34:04,918 --> 00:34:08,213
Just, you know, read
it when you can.
674
00:34:10,007 --> 00:34:11,340
I mean, how hard could
it be to get along
675
00:34:11,341 --> 00:34:13,301
with an adorable 7-year-old?
676
00:34:13,302 --> 00:34:16,471
Yeah. Uh, no it is. It
will, it will be great.
677
00:34:16,472 --> 00:34:19,682
Um, but listen, just...
678
00:34:19,683 --> 00:34:23,060
I just don't want to
upset her about anything.
679
00:34:23,061 --> 00:34:25,897
So if, uh, if she's
getting upset,
680
00:34:25,898 --> 00:34:27,648
we just watch her reactions,
681
00:34:27,649 --> 00:34:30,193
and we stop doing the
thing that's upsetting her.
682
00:34:30,194 --> 00:34:31,944
Let's just relax and have fun.
683
00:34:31,945 --> 00:34:34,238
Ah, OK. You know, uh, "Sleeping
Beauty," she loves that.
684
00:34:34,239 --> 00:34:35,907
Maybe you could talk to her
about "Sleeping Beauty."
685
00:34:35,908 --> 00:34:37,909
Well, it's been a long
time since I read that.
686
00:34:37,910 --> 00:34:39,327
Oh, OK.
687
00:34:39,328 --> 00:34:42,747
Well, maybe you
could read it again.
688
00:34:42,748 --> 00:34:45,374
Oh, again, here she is,
so it's gonna be great.
689
00:34:45,375 --> 00:34:46,751
Alright, I'm gonna
get her and, uh...
690
00:34:46,752 --> 00:34:49,004
OK, whoa, hey,
OK. I'm so smooth.
691
00:34:50,255 --> 00:34:52,256
Thank you, Chris. Appreciate it.
692
00:34:52,257 --> 00:34:53,716
- Bye, Scarlet!
- Bye!
693
00:34:53,717 --> 00:34:56,052
Hi, sweetie. How was your day?
694
00:34:56,053 --> 00:34:57,220
Good. I did a plie.
695
00:34:57,221 --> 00:34:59,430
Did you really? Can I see one.
696
00:34:59,431 --> 00:35:01,265
Hi, Lily.
697
00:35:01,266 --> 00:35:04,227
I've heard a lot about you,
and I heard you're great.
698
00:35:04,228 --> 00:35:05,937
No, Daddy.
699
00:35:05,938 --> 00:35:06,938
What?
700
00:35:06,939 --> 00:35:07,940
- Lily.
- No!
701
00:35:10,359 --> 00:35:11,609
Do you want to go
get an ice cream?
702
00:35:11,610 --> 00:35:13,194
Oh, yeah, ice cream.
703
00:35:13,195 --> 00:35:16,322
Daddy, let's hang out,
just the two of us.
704
00:35:16,323 --> 00:35:17,365
Um...
705
00:35:17,366 --> 00:35:18,367
I think
706
00:35:19,368 --> 00:35:20,660
we're gonna...
707
00:35:20,661 --> 00:35:22,370
No, no, no.
708
00:35:22,371 --> 00:35:24,705
No, sweetie, listen.
Come here, come on now.
709
00:35:24,706 --> 00:35:26,106
It's OK, it's OK,
it's OK, it's OK.
710
00:35:27,167 --> 00:35:28,626
Shh. Come on. Shh.
711
00:35:28,627 --> 00:35:30,086
It's alright sweetie, OK?
712
00:35:30,087 --> 00:35:31,629
We'll do whatever
you want, alright?
713
00:35:31,630 --> 00:35:33,256
I thought we were
gonna get an ice cream.
714
00:35:33,257 --> 00:35:34,758
- No.
- Um...
715
00:35:36,218 --> 00:35:39,595
Can you just say that, "It's
nice to meet you, Anne,
716
00:35:39,596 --> 00:35:41,431
and we'll get together
another time"?
717
00:35:43,183 --> 00:35:46,979
Lily, can you say, "It's
nice to meet you, Anne"?
718
00:35:49,356 --> 00:35:50,357
Bye, Anne.
719
00:35:53,443 --> 00:35:55,111
Um...
720
00:35:55,112 --> 00:35:56,571
I'm really sorry. Can I,
can I just call you later?
721
00:35:56,572 --> 00:35:58,489
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah. Good, yeah.
722
00:35:58,490 --> 00:36:00,366
OK. I'm sorry.
723
00:36:00,367 --> 00:36:03,286
Oh, wait. Uh, I got
you a present, Lily.
724
00:36:03,287 --> 00:36:04,453
Do you like presents?
725
00:36:04,454 --> 00:36:05,997
Look, look, look.
726
00:36:05,998 --> 00:36:09,293
Oh, who doesn't like
a present, huh? Huh?
727
00:36:13,463 --> 00:36:15,131
I love dolls!
728
00:36:15,132 --> 00:36:16,841
Good.
729
00:36:16,842 --> 00:36:19,468
My mommy's a party planner.
She likes dolls too.
730
00:36:19,469 --> 00:36:21,053
She sounds cool.
731
00:36:21,054 --> 00:36:22,179
What do you say?
What do you say?
732
00:36:22,180 --> 00:36:23,472
Thank you.
733
00:36:23,473 --> 00:36:24,891
You're welcome.
734
00:36:24,892 --> 00:36:27,018
Did you know I have
a point system?
735
00:36:27,019 --> 00:36:28,978
What's a point system?
736
00:36:28,979 --> 00:36:31,439
I'm giving you 10 points.
737
00:36:31,440 --> 00:36:34,066
Aw, thank you for the
points. Gimme five!
738
00:36:34,067 --> 00:36:36,527
OK. Yes!
739
00:36:36,528 --> 00:36:38,029
You want to go get ice cream?
740
00:36:38,030 --> 00:36:39,031
- Yeah!
- Yes! OK!
741
00:36:42,284 --> 00:36:45,286
No matter what happened in
your past, you can be happy.
742
00:36:45,287 --> 00:36:47,204
Heal yourself and heal
the people around you
743
00:36:47,205 --> 00:36:48,581
with your loving energy.
744
00:36:48,582 --> 00:36:50,207
Give yourself a little love pat.
745
00:36:50,208 --> 00:36:52,877
Good job, good job. I
love you, I love you!
746
00:36:52,878 --> 00:36:54,004
Great class, everyone.
747
00:36:55,589 --> 00:36:57,340
When are you gonna
do more crazy videos
748
00:36:57,341 --> 00:36:59,050
and gain more followers?
749
00:36:59,051 --> 00:37:00,885
Um...
750
00:37:00,886 --> 00:37:02,929
Would it be possible for my mom
751
00:37:02,930 --> 00:37:05,181
to have a small concert here?
752
00:37:05,182 --> 00:37:06,891
No fucking way.
753
00:37:06,892 --> 00:37:09,185
This space is only for yoga,
754
00:37:09,186 --> 00:37:11,354
and we need to keep the
energy fucking pure.
755
00:37:11,355 --> 00:37:12,898
I had a monk bless it.
756
00:37:13,857 --> 00:37:15,232
OK.
757
00:37:15,233 --> 00:37:16,234
Wait.
758
00:37:17,152 --> 00:37:19,570
Now that your classes
are selling out,
759
00:37:19,571 --> 00:37:22,448
I made a call to the Good
Living Festival about you.
760
00:37:22,449 --> 00:37:23,908
Really?
761
00:37:23,909 --> 00:37:25,910
I talked them into
giving you a spot.
762
00:37:25,911 --> 00:37:27,119
Oh!
763
00:37:27,120 --> 00:37:28,746
I'm gonna try to
bring my friend.
764
00:37:28,747 --> 00:37:32,083
If you do well, he can
get you an endorsement,
765
00:37:32,084 --> 00:37:34,835
which means big shmoney.
766
00:37:34,836 --> 00:37:36,963
Thank you, thank you,
thank you, thank you!
767
00:37:36,964 --> 00:37:37,965
Namaste.
768
00:37:39,424 --> 00:37:40,758
Thank you!
769
00:37:40,759 --> 00:37:42,219
Don't fuck it up!
770
00:37:50,686 --> 00:37:51,894
- Hey.
- Hi!
771
00:37:51,895 --> 00:37:53,270
Hey. Thanks for coming over.
772
00:37:53,271 --> 00:37:54,591
Heck, yeah. Thanks
for having us.
773
00:37:55,607 --> 00:37:56,983
Can get you guys
something to drink?
774
00:37:56,984 --> 00:37:59,360
Oh, maybe water or something.
775
00:37:59,361 --> 00:38:01,195
You said you had,
what, big news?
776
00:38:01,196 --> 00:38:03,864
Oh. I got asked to teach at
the Good Living Festival.
777
00:38:03,865 --> 00:38:05,658
What? Congratulations.
778
00:38:05,659 --> 00:38:08,119
I'm not cool enough to
know what that means.
779
00:38:08,120 --> 00:38:09,787
It's the biggest
yoga, health, music
780
00:38:09,788 --> 00:38:11,330
festival in the area.
781
00:38:11,331 --> 00:38:13,249
And if I do well, I
could get a sponsorship.
782
00:38:13,250 --> 00:38:16,043
Oh my goodness, that's
amazing! Congratulations!
783
00:38:16,044 --> 00:38:17,170
You must be so thrilled.
784
00:38:18,255 --> 00:38:19,797
Lily, I'm so happy you're here.
785
00:38:19,798 --> 00:38:21,341
Uh, what do you want to do?
786
00:38:22,009 --> 00:38:25,511
Daddy, can we play my favorite
song and do the dance?
787
00:38:25,512 --> 00:38:27,430
No, no, no, no, no, no!
788
00:38:27,431 --> 00:38:29,724
Anne does not want
to see the dance.
789
00:38:29,725 --> 00:38:31,475
Anne does want to see the dance.
790
00:38:31,476 --> 00:38:33,186
Daddy, please!
791
00:38:33,645 --> 00:38:35,146
This is Anne's house.
792
00:38:35,147 --> 00:38:36,690
I just don't think
that's a good idea.
793
00:38:38,066 --> 00:38:39,066
- Ooh!
- You are a little rascal.
794
00:38:39,067 --> 00:38:40,151
You had that cued.
795
00:38:40,152 --> 00:38:41,153
Oh!
796
00:38:43,822 --> 00:38:47,117
Oh my god!
797
00:38:54,833 --> 00:38:56,376
What?
798
00:39:04,468 --> 00:39:05,469
Oh!
799
00:39:06,178 --> 00:39:07,344
Oh!
800
00:39:07,345 --> 00:39:08,346
Oh my god!
801
00:39:11,892 --> 00:39:13,350
Doot, doot, doot!
802
00:39:13,351 --> 00:39:16,021
Alright, you got it, you got it.
803
00:39:20,859 --> 00:39:23,737
- May I have this dance?
- Yeah.
804
00:39:45,133 --> 00:39:49,178
So then the Princess Lily
saved the Magical Kingdom
805
00:39:49,179 --> 00:39:50,763
with her amazing superpowers,
806
00:39:50,764 --> 00:39:52,890
and she flew off into the sky,
807
00:39:52,891 --> 00:39:56,353
riding on the wings of her
pet bird named Esmeralda.
808
00:40:02,609 --> 00:40:03,609
I should get her home.
809
00:40:03,610 --> 00:40:04,902
OK.
810
00:40:04,903 --> 00:40:06,153
I love her.
811
00:40:06,154 --> 00:40:07,572
She loves you.
812
00:40:09,032 --> 00:40:10,616
I always wanted a kid,
813
00:40:10,617 --> 00:40:12,337
but I figured it wasn't
in the cards for me.
814
00:40:14,204 --> 00:40:16,373
It was a big deal to
introduce her to you.
815
00:40:20,460 --> 00:40:22,254
Lemme get her off you.
816
00:40:27,551 --> 00:40:29,343
Here, sweetie. Put your
arms around me, OK?
817
00:40:29,344 --> 00:40:31,595
Yeah, there we go.
818
00:40:31,596 --> 00:40:32,597
Oh.
819
00:40:33,557 --> 00:40:35,349
Hey.
820
00:40:35,350 --> 00:40:36,768
You would make a great mom.
821
00:40:38,562 --> 00:40:40,397
We had a really good time.
822
00:41:21,813 --> 00:41:24,274
There they are.
Congratulations!
823
00:41:25,483 --> 00:41:26,818
Burrata?
824
00:41:28,320 --> 00:41:30,196
Dammit. Why is this so good?
825
00:41:30,197 --> 00:41:32,281
It literally makes
my body tingle.
826
00:41:32,282 --> 00:41:34,200
Hey, did you guys know
that 90% of restaurants
827
00:41:34,201 --> 00:41:35,577
close within the first year?
828
00:41:36,953 --> 00:41:39,033
- So, this could be the end.
- This could be the end.
829
00:41:39,748 --> 00:41:40,831
Your eyes are so big right now.
830
00:41:40,832 --> 00:41:42,666
Yeah, yeah, I haven't slept.
831
00:41:42,667 --> 00:41:44,627
We're gonna do the dinner
service, so just find seats, OK?
832
00:41:44,628 --> 00:41:46,503
Alright. Cheer up,
Dr. Worry Face.
833
00:41:46,504 --> 00:41:48,172
- I'm a doctor now?
- Yeah.
834
00:41:48,173 --> 00:41:49,423
- That's how worried you are.
- Find seats!
835
00:41:49,424 --> 00:41:51,926
We're finding seats!
836
00:41:51,927 --> 00:41:55,304
My mom is pressuring me to
get a space for her concert.
837
00:41:55,305 --> 00:41:56,722
Don't you think it's
better for everyone
838
00:41:56,723 --> 00:41:58,183
if she just doesn't
have a concert?
839
00:42:00,018 --> 00:42:02,311
Alright, what's going on
with Steve, by the by?
840
00:42:02,312 --> 00:42:04,480
He loves his kid so much.
841
00:42:04,481 --> 00:42:06,274
I wish my dad
loved me like that.
842
00:42:07,442 --> 00:42:09,236
So you wish Hot
Daddy was your daddy?
843
00:42:11,529 --> 00:42:14,031
You want Hot Daddy
to be your daddy?
844
00:42:14,032 --> 00:42:15,158
No!
845
00:42:16,660 --> 00:42:19,955
You want Hot Daddy
to be your daddy.
846
00:42:34,552 --> 00:42:37,054
You know, I didn't mean
to post the last video,
847
00:42:37,055 --> 00:42:38,722
but it felt good to be honest.
848
00:42:38,723 --> 00:42:41,642
I really, um, I'm not that
honest in my life a lot.
849
00:42:41,643 --> 00:42:44,353
I really try so hard to make
everyone around me happy,
850
00:42:44,354 --> 00:42:45,479
and people please.
851
00:42:45,480 --> 00:42:47,398
I just am a people pleaser.
852
00:42:47,399 --> 00:42:50,567
And sometimes I
really hate myself,
853
00:42:50,568 --> 00:42:52,861
and I only feel good if I can
make someone else feel good.
854
00:42:52,862 --> 00:42:55,072
And that's really exhausting.
855
00:42:55,073 --> 00:42:57,574
And I'm really afraid my
sister's gonna O.D. and die,
856
00:42:57,575 --> 00:43:00,828
and so I do yoga to
make myself feel better.
857
00:43:00,829 --> 00:43:02,080
And it does help.
858
00:43:03,707 --> 00:43:04,708
Um...
859
00:43:06,376 --> 00:43:08,210
But...
860
00:43:08,211 --> 00:43:09,212
Oh!
861
00:43:17,470 --> 00:43:19,388
What's up?
862
00:43:19,389 --> 00:43:23,392
"An exciting new voice in the
Rhode Island foodie scene."
863
00:43:23,393 --> 00:43:25,394
"Truly delicious," it goes
on. It's good, really good.
864
00:43:25,395 --> 00:43:27,104
- In the "Chronicle."
- Yeah.
865
00:43:27,105 --> 00:43:28,814
Does that translate into money?
866
00:43:28,815 --> 00:43:30,482
Uh, well, yeah.
867
00:43:30,483 --> 00:43:32,109
I mean, we have a lotta
loans, so the money is,
868
00:43:32,110 --> 00:43:33,986
you know, is kinda far away.
869
00:43:33,987 --> 00:43:35,487
Michelin Star, here you come.
870
00:43:35,488 --> 00:43:36,697
It might work out.
871
00:43:36,698 --> 00:43:39,116
Try to get excited, please.
872
00:43:39,117 --> 00:43:41,285
Congratulations.
So proud of you.
873
00:43:41,286 --> 00:43:43,121
Mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah!
874
00:43:58,303 --> 00:44:00,054
- Hi. Come on in.
- Hey.
875
00:44:00,055 --> 00:44:01,348
Oh, uh, sorry.
876
00:44:04,642 --> 00:44:06,186
I'm just not sure we should,
877
00:44:07,729 --> 00:44:10,814
like, hug and kiss
in front of Lily yet.
878
00:44:10,815 --> 00:44:12,525
I don't think she's
ready for that.
879
00:44:13,526 --> 00:44:15,069
OK.
880
00:44:15,070 --> 00:44:16,862
Because I haven't
exactly told her that,
881
00:44:16,863 --> 00:44:18,990
you know, you're my girlfriend.
882
00:44:20,450 --> 00:44:23,077
I just want to take
it slow with her, so.
883
00:44:23,078 --> 00:44:24,703
I don't want to lie to her.
884
00:44:24,704 --> 00:44:25,955
Of course, of course.
885
00:44:27,499 --> 00:44:31,001
Oh, man. My ex has
been a nightmare today.
886
00:44:31,002 --> 00:44:35,255
And you, you are just
helping the situation.
887
00:44:35,256 --> 00:44:36,548
I'm helping?
888
00:44:36,549 --> 00:44:38,343
You are helping the situation.
889
00:44:49,437 --> 00:44:50,438
OK.
890
00:44:54,859 --> 00:44:56,319
Hi, sweetie, what are you doing?
891
00:44:57,028 --> 00:44:58,028
Good popcorn, Daddy.
892
00:44:58,029 --> 00:44:59,029
Mm. Mm-hmm.
893
00:44:59,030 --> 00:45:00,406
He is my daddy.
894
00:45:00,407 --> 00:45:02,908
- Oh, silly.
- I know. It's a joke.
895
00:45:02,909 --> 00:45:03,909
You're not my mommy.
896
00:45:03,910 --> 00:45:06,328
Lily! Be nice.
897
00:45:06,329 --> 00:45:07,330
I'm your friend.
898
00:45:08,873 --> 00:45:10,666
Um, I'm getting sleepy. Do you
want to put her in her room?
899
00:45:10,667 --> 00:45:12,000
Yeah.
900
00:45:12,001 --> 00:45:14,044
No, no, no, no, no, Daddy, no!
901
00:45:14,045 --> 00:45:15,046
What's the matter?
902
00:45:18,466 --> 00:45:20,008
She gets a lot of nightmares,
903
00:45:20,009 --> 00:45:22,261
so I let her sleep in my bed.
904
00:45:22,262 --> 00:45:24,888
I want to sleep with you.
905
00:45:24,889 --> 00:45:26,056
I thought we were
gonna sleep together.
906
00:45:26,057 --> 00:45:27,433
What?
907
00:45:27,434 --> 00:45:29,059
Uh...
908
00:45:29,060 --> 00:45:32,312
Well, look, sometimes
when you're at Mommy's,
909
00:45:32,313 --> 00:45:35,357
Anne sleeps in Daddy's bedroom.
910
00:45:35,358 --> 00:45:38,819
You sleep in the
same bed with Anne?
911
00:45:38,820 --> 00:45:40,237
- Yuck!
- Uh...
912
00:45:40,238 --> 00:45:41,238
Yeah.
913
00:45:41,239 --> 00:45:42,739
Why?
914
00:45:42,740 --> 00:45:45,952
But, but Daddy. No, no, no!
915
00:45:52,208 --> 00:45:53,709
OK.
916
00:45:53,710 --> 00:45:56,378
OK, there we go. You good?
917
00:45:56,379 --> 00:45:59,256
You lose two points.
Eight points only now.
918
00:45:59,257 --> 00:46:00,382
- Right, Daddy?
- Hey!
919
00:46:00,383 --> 00:46:01,717
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
920
00:46:01,718 --> 00:46:04,471
I want you to be
nice to Anne, OK?
921
00:46:06,222 --> 00:46:08,682
Remember how much fun
we had dancing together?
922
00:46:08,683 --> 00:46:09,684
No.
923
00:46:12,437 --> 00:46:13,604
Daddy,
924
00:46:13,605 --> 00:46:14,606
no!
925
00:46:15,773 --> 00:46:17,524
OK, OK.
926
00:46:17,525 --> 00:46:19,736
Listen, yes, you
can sleep in my bed.
927
00:46:21,529 --> 00:46:22,529
What?
928
00:46:22,530 --> 00:46:23,530
OK?
929
00:46:23,531 --> 00:46:25,575
Daddy, I'm thirsty.
930
00:46:26,201 --> 00:46:28,744
Hold the popcorn, and I'll
get you a glass of water, OK?
931
00:46:28,745 --> 00:46:30,288
Thank you, Daddy.
932
00:46:35,001 --> 00:46:37,419
My mommy has been on TV.
933
00:46:37,420 --> 00:46:39,297
Have you been on TV?
934
00:46:40,465 --> 00:46:41,673
No.
935
00:46:41,674 --> 00:46:44,218
My mommy knows the mayor.
936
00:46:44,219 --> 00:46:46,178
You don't know the mayor.
937
00:46:46,179 --> 00:46:48,013
I don't know the mayor.
938
00:46:48,014 --> 00:46:50,974
She's planning a
party for the mayor.
939
00:46:50,975 --> 00:46:52,768
Wow. She sounds cool.
940
00:46:52,769 --> 00:46:55,646
I teach yoga, and my
class is very popular.
941
00:46:55,647 --> 00:46:58,690
I just got asked to teach
at the Good Living Festival.
942
00:46:58,691 --> 00:47:00,400
- Is that on TV?
- No.
943
00:47:00,401 --> 00:47:03,321
Then you lose another
point. Seven points only.
944
00:47:05,657 --> 00:47:09,326
Mommy says Daddy
is not a real man.
945
00:47:09,327 --> 00:47:11,203
Well, that's not a
nice thing to say.
946
00:47:11,204 --> 00:47:13,497
But Josh is a real man.
947
00:47:13,498 --> 00:47:15,165
Who's Josh?
948
00:47:15,166 --> 00:47:17,376
Josh is Mommy's friend.
949
00:47:17,377 --> 00:47:20,463
He lives with us and
uses our bathroom.
950
00:47:21,839 --> 00:47:25,467
Mommy also says Daddy is
silly and embarrassing.
951
00:47:25,468 --> 00:47:28,054
Mommy says a lot of
things about Daddy.
952
00:47:30,139 --> 00:47:32,849
That's why Mommy
has her own house.
953
00:47:32,850 --> 00:47:34,643
Here's your water, Sweetie.
954
00:47:34,644 --> 00:47:35,811
I'm...
955
00:47:35,812 --> 00:47:38,647
gonna take you into her room.
956
00:47:38,648 --> 00:47:40,191
Her bedroom. Why?
957
00:47:42,235 --> 00:47:43,236
Just...
958
00:47:49,867 --> 00:47:51,451
She's talking about
that points thing.
959
00:47:51,452 --> 00:47:52,619
- That's really weird.
- Look, just, just...
960
00:47:52,620 --> 00:47:54,539
OK, sit down, please. Listen.
961
00:47:58,543 --> 00:48:00,877
Lily sleeps with me because
she gets scared at night, OK?
962
00:48:00,878 --> 00:48:02,713
This divorce has been
really hard on her,
963
00:48:02,714 --> 00:48:04,423
and the last thing that I
need is her telling her mom
964
00:48:04,424 --> 00:48:06,509
that she slept in the
same bed with a stranger.
965
00:48:07,677 --> 00:48:09,553
- OK.
- But she loves you. She does.
966
00:48:09,554 --> 00:48:10,847
She told me. I promise.
967
00:48:11,681 --> 00:48:13,391
- Does she?
- She does, yes.
968
00:48:17,103 --> 00:48:19,438
Can I read you a bedtime
story, little lady?
969
00:48:19,439 --> 00:48:20,732
No, that's too weird.
970
00:48:27,530 --> 00:48:29,406
Oh.
971
00:48:29,407 --> 00:48:32,409
The woodsman Steve never
thought he'd find love again,
972
00:48:32,410 --> 00:48:36,121
until he acquainted
the Princess Anne.
973
00:48:36,122 --> 00:48:40,752
And then Anne and Steve and
Lily learned to love each other,
974
00:48:41,919 --> 00:48:44,839
and they lived
happily ever after.
975
00:48:47,967 --> 00:48:50,261
Oh, there's a nightlight
over there if you need it.
976
00:48:52,430 --> 00:48:55,683
OK. Have a good night.
977
00:49:04,108 --> 00:49:05,988
You can turn the night
light off if you want to.
978
00:49:16,204 --> 00:49:17,621
You slept in his kid's bed
979
00:49:17,622 --> 00:49:19,289
while he read you
a bedtime story?
980
00:49:19,290 --> 00:49:20,582
Is that weird?
981
00:49:20,583 --> 00:49:22,376
Yeah, that's really weird.
982
00:49:22,377 --> 00:49:25,003
If a guy told me to sleep
in his little girl's room,
983
00:49:25,004 --> 00:49:27,631
I would run out of
the house screaming.
984
00:49:27,632 --> 00:49:28,965
He's your friend.
985
00:49:28,966 --> 00:49:30,467
He's my contractor.
986
00:49:30,468 --> 00:49:32,302
Well, I think his
daughter might hate me.
987
00:49:32,303 --> 00:49:33,804
What?
988
00:49:33,805 --> 00:49:35,222
I don't know if I'm
doing this right,
989
00:49:35,223 --> 00:49:36,223
I'm sure you're
doing things right.
990
00:49:36,224 --> 00:49:37,808
You're great with kids.
991
00:49:37,809 --> 00:49:39,142
Well, can you guys
hang out with us
992
00:49:39,143 --> 00:49:40,352
and tell me what
you think of her?
993
00:49:40,353 --> 00:49:41,687
- Yeah.
- Sure.
994
00:49:41,688 --> 00:49:42,896
- Of course.
- Thank you.
995
00:49:42,897 --> 00:49:45,232
Are you redoing my napkins?
996
00:49:45,233 --> 00:49:46,400
Well, you're doing them crazy.
997
00:49:46,401 --> 00:49:47,901
Yeah, you're doing them wrong.
998
00:49:47,902 --> 00:49:49,653
Yours look crazy.
999
00:49:49,654 --> 00:49:52,072
Is it weird to be
scared of a kid?
1000
00:49:52,073 --> 00:49:53,990
No. Most kids suck.
1001
00:49:53,991 --> 00:49:55,534
Yeah.
1002
00:49:55,535 --> 00:49:57,077
Alright, crazy, what
do you really think?
1003
00:49:57,078 --> 00:49:58,704
She's manipulative,
and she can't read.
1004
00:49:58,705 --> 00:50:00,455
Her diet is extremely unhealthy.
1005
00:50:00,456 --> 00:50:03,291
Her fairytale books are
pieces of patriarchal crap.
1006
00:50:03,292 --> 00:50:05,127
She's plotting to get rid of me.
1007
00:50:05,128 --> 00:50:06,795
Well that, that's a
lot of big feelings.
1008
00:50:06,796 --> 00:50:08,672
Alright, let's do a little
role play. I'm Lily.
1009
00:50:08,673 --> 00:50:10,507
What do you want to say to me.
1010
00:50:10,508 --> 00:50:11,508
Lily.
1011
00:50:11,509 --> 00:50:13,009
Yes, Anne?
1012
00:50:13,010 --> 00:50:14,570
Learn some manners,
you sadistic bitch!
1013
00:50:15,638 --> 00:50:16,680
OK, but you're not
gonna actually say that
1014
00:50:16,681 --> 00:50:17,681
in real life, right?
1015
00:50:17,682 --> 00:50:19,141
I don't think so.
1016
00:50:19,142 --> 00:50:20,225
Because you can't
say that to a kid.
1017
00:50:20,226 --> 00:50:21,893
You're right, I shouldn't.
1018
00:50:21,894 --> 00:50:23,019
Nope, 'cause you'll
get, like, arrested.
1019
00:50:23,020 --> 00:50:24,521
Can I say any of it?
1020
00:50:24,522 --> 00:50:25,897
Any of what you just said to me?
1021
00:50:25,898 --> 00:50:26,898
- Yeah.
- No, no, no.
1022
00:50:26,899 --> 00:50:27,899
That's crazy.
1023
00:50:27,900 --> 00:50:28,901
Om.
1024
00:50:44,375 --> 00:50:46,461
Your thoughts
create your reality.
1025
00:50:47,336 --> 00:50:49,255
Only positive
thoughts today, guys.
1026
00:50:54,594 --> 00:50:55,762
Great class.
1027
00:51:04,061 --> 00:51:05,813
Thanks, Anne. I loved
your last video.
1028
00:51:06,564 --> 00:51:08,482
Your class is the best.
1029
00:51:08,483 --> 00:51:10,317
- Really?
- Yeah.
1030
00:51:10,318 --> 00:51:11,359
'cause I'm in the battle of
my life with a 7-year-old.
1031
00:51:11,360 --> 00:51:12,819
Oh. Are you OK?
1032
00:51:12,820 --> 00:51:14,070
- You guys want to get a juice?
- Yes.
1033
00:51:14,071 --> 00:51:15,615
That was amazing and very hard.
1034
00:51:19,535 --> 00:51:21,077
- Hey, Mom.
- Honey,
1035
00:51:21,078 --> 00:51:22,829
can you hang out
with Clio tonight
1036
00:51:22,830 --> 00:51:24,664
and keep her away from
her druggy friends?
1037
00:51:24,665 --> 00:51:26,750
So you want me to babysit
my 38-year-old sister?
1038
00:51:26,751 --> 00:51:28,585
Someday we'll all be dead,
1039
00:51:28,586 --> 00:51:30,003
and you'll be sorry
you spent your night
1040
00:51:30,004 --> 00:51:32,047
selfishly recording vlogs
1041
00:51:32,048 --> 00:51:34,424
when you could've been making
memories with your family.
1042
00:51:34,425 --> 00:51:36,010
Well, when you put it that way.
1043
00:51:37,553 --> 00:51:38,554
Hey.
1044
00:51:39,305 --> 00:51:40,722
Hey.
1045
00:51:40,723 --> 00:51:42,016
That looks healthy.
1046
00:51:46,229 --> 00:51:47,562
Did you buy bread?
1047
00:51:47,563 --> 00:51:48,772
Yeah.
1048
00:51:48,773 --> 00:51:50,482
You know I can't have bread.
1049
00:51:50,483 --> 00:51:51,734
Just do Punchilates.
1050
00:51:54,028 --> 00:51:55,862
Why don't you eat regular
food, and then you won't get up
1051
00:51:55,863 --> 00:51:57,572
in the middle of the
night and binge eat?
1052
00:51:57,573 --> 00:52:00,283
Fuck you. Do you know
how fattening alcohol is?
1053
00:52:00,284 --> 00:52:02,619
I'm only eating
steamed vegetables.
1054
00:52:02,620 --> 00:52:03,788
Have you been drinking?
1055
00:52:05,081 --> 00:52:06,540
You know, I went running
today, and I passed out,
1056
00:52:06,541 --> 00:52:07,875
'cause I didn't have any food.
1057
00:52:10,795 --> 00:52:11,796
Please go to AA.
1058
00:52:12,964 --> 00:52:14,422
Did you get any ice cream?
1059
00:52:14,423 --> 00:52:15,424
No.
1060
00:52:18,135 --> 00:52:19,512
Gimme some bread.
1061
00:52:21,055 --> 00:52:22,055
Hmm.
1062
00:52:22,056 --> 00:52:23,139
Oh, fuck, bread is good.
1063
00:52:23,140 --> 00:52:24,141
Hmm.
1064
00:52:26,102 --> 00:52:28,019
Do you remember the time
1065
00:52:28,020 --> 00:52:30,982
that we ate that entire ice
cream cake, just the two of us?
1066
00:52:32,441 --> 00:52:36,236
Do you remember, we
used to go to Big Chilly
1067
00:52:36,237 --> 00:52:38,613
and eat those huge
bowls of frozen yogurt.
1068
00:52:38,614 --> 00:52:41,032
You were so afraid of the
girl who worked there,
1069
00:52:41,033 --> 00:52:43,159
that she'd judge you for
getting so much frozen yogurt,
1070
00:52:43,160 --> 00:52:45,997
you made me do it, and you
hid in the car the whole time.
1071
00:52:48,499 --> 00:52:51,334
Have you seen Mom's music video?
1072
00:52:51,335 --> 00:52:53,087
It's pathetic.
1073
00:52:53,963 --> 00:52:56,215
Where's she gonna show
it? Like an old age home?
1074
00:52:56,966 --> 00:52:59,719
I think it's brave. She's doing
something she cares about.
1075
00:53:02,346 --> 00:53:03,930
You know she loves
you more than me.
1076
00:53:03,931 --> 00:53:05,682
That's not true.
1077
00:53:05,683 --> 00:53:08,768
She's always bragging about
how successful you are.
1078
00:53:08,769 --> 00:53:10,897
You're the success,
I'm the failure.
1079
00:53:11,814 --> 00:53:13,815
You know how that makes me feel?
1080
00:53:13,816 --> 00:53:15,901
Could you just fuck
up once in a while?
1081
00:53:15,902 --> 00:53:17,570
I do fuck up, constantly.
1082
00:53:19,280 --> 00:53:20,947
Do you remember that kid
Matthew who lived next door,
1083
00:53:20,948 --> 00:53:22,950
and you never let me hang
out with the two of you?
1084
00:53:23,492 --> 00:53:25,619
That was only, like, one time.
1085
00:53:25,620 --> 00:53:27,329
Why didn't you want
to hang out with me?
1086
00:53:27,330 --> 00:53:28,456
I had a crush on him.
1087
00:53:30,583 --> 00:53:33,544
All I ever wanted was to
hang out with my big sister.
1088
00:53:35,379 --> 00:53:36,880
Yeah.
1089
00:53:36,881 --> 00:53:38,256
And the wedding?
1090
00:53:38,257 --> 00:53:39,884
Yeah.
1091
00:53:45,890 --> 00:53:47,975
Oh! Girls' hangout!
1092
00:53:51,395 --> 00:53:54,230
Mom, I saw your
pathetic music video,
1093
00:53:54,231 --> 00:53:55,982
and I gotta be honest, abort.
1094
00:53:55,983 --> 00:53:58,068
Abort, and save yourself
the embarrassment.
1095
00:53:58,069 --> 00:53:59,694
Honey, that's not nice.
1096
00:53:59,695 --> 00:54:01,196
Fuck you, Mom.
1097
00:54:01,197 --> 00:54:02,656
Did you watch my video?
1098
00:54:02,657 --> 00:54:04,449
I did, and it was great.
1099
00:54:04,450 --> 00:54:07,577
Should I put all my
energy into this?
1100
00:54:07,578 --> 00:54:11,164
Do you think it's finally time
I make something of myself?
1101
00:54:11,165 --> 00:54:12,916
Did you get a place
for my concert?
1102
00:54:12,917 --> 00:54:15,293
- I'm working on it.
- Love you!
1103
00:54:15,294 --> 00:54:16,295
Oh.
1104
00:54:40,695 --> 00:54:42,237
Uh-huh, yeah.
1105
00:54:42,238 --> 00:54:45,658
Um, Balor, the
Celtic god of war.
1106
00:54:46,784 --> 00:54:48,201
- Oh, wow!
- Oh, wow!
1107
00:54:48,202 --> 00:54:49,577
Look at this spread, huh?
1108
00:54:49,578 --> 00:54:51,121
OK, you made this chicken?
1109
00:54:51,122 --> 00:54:52,706
- It's Steve's recipe.
- Very good.
1110
00:54:52,707 --> 00:54:57,002
Well, if I may, um,
1111
00:54:57,003 --> 00:55:00,797
I would just like to say
that I am so grateful
1112
00:55:00,798 --> 00:55:02,632
that you're a part of my life,
1113
00:55:02,633 --> 00:55:05,176
and I'm really just honored
to be part of game night.
1114
00:55:05,177 --> 00:55:06,636
- Aw!
- So cheers.
1115
00:55:06,637 --> 00:55:08,264
- Cheers.
- Yes, cheers.
1116
00:55:12,560 --> 00:55:15,688
And I'm so thankful my
mommy married my daddy.
1117
00:55:17,106 --> 00:55:19,274
That is good, or you
never would've been born.
1118
00:55:19,275 --> 00:55:20,817
That's right.
1119
00:55:20,818 --> 00:55:22,652
Not everybody gets
invited to game night.
1120
00:55:22,653 --> 00:55:24,279
It's true. It is
a very hot ticket.
1121
00:55:24,280 --> 00:55:26,823
- A special invite.
- OK. Alright.
1122
00:55:26,824 --> 00:55:28,158
Welcome to Game Night.
1123
00:55:28,159 --> 00:55:29,701
- People wait for years.
- Lucky.
1124
00:55:29,702 --> 00:55:31,161
Lily, I made this chicken
specially for you.
1125
00:55:31,162 --> 00:55:32,413
Your daddy taught me how.
1126
00:55:33,664 --> 00:55:35,373
- Yech!
- OK.
1127
00:55:35,374 --> 00:55:37,250
Hey, hey, hey, hey,
hey. No, no, no, no, no.
1128
00:55:37,251 --> 00:55:39,502
- Yuck!
- No. OK?
1129
00:55:39,503 --> 00:55:41,504
Anne, the chicken
is really good.
1130
00:55:41,505 --> 00:55:43,506
- It is.
- Like, amazing.
1131
00:55:43,507 --> 00:55:44,841
Mommy makes it better.
1132
00:55:44,842 --> 00:55:46,634
Well, I have not
had your mommy's,
1133
00:55:46,635 --> 00:55:49,095
but this is about as good
as fried chicken can get.
1134
00:55:49,096 --> 00:55:50,848
So it would be tough.
1135
00:55:52,516 --> 00:55:54,225
I'm taking points away.
1136
00:55:54,226 --> 00:55:56,853
Now Anne has two points only.
1137
00:55:56,854 --> 00:55:58,855
Daddy, do I have to eat it?
1138
00:55:58,856 --> 00:56:01,232
Just eat eat whatever's
on the plate, OK?
1139
00:56:01,233 --> 00:56:04,527
Yummy, chicken,
Anne. Super yummy.
1140
00:56:04,528 --> 00:56:06,654
I'm just learning
how to make it.
1141
00:56:06,655 --> 00:56:08,239
So good.
1142
00:56:08,240 --> 00:56:10,951
So good. It makes me feel good.
1143
00:56:13,204 --> 00:56:15,038
What do you want, Lily?
1144
00:56:15,039 --> 00:56:16,748
You gone.
1145
00:56:16,749 --> 00:56:19,125
Hey, you don't mean that.
She doesn't mean that.
1146
00:56:19,126 --> 00:56:20,127
Lily!
1147
00:56:20,878 --> 00:56:22,420
Daddy, remember Mommy?
1148
00:56:22,421 --> 00:56:26,216
When you sang a song
to her about farts?
1149
00:56:26,217 --> 00:56:27,675
Nah. Oh, damn.
1150
00:56:27,676 --> 00:56:29,010
I'm pretty sure no
one at this table
1151
00:56:29,011 --> 00:56:30,011
wants to hear a
song about farts.
1152
00:56:30,012 --> 00:56:31,012
Daddy, please.
1153
00:56:31,013 --> 00:56:33,014
No! That's sick.
1154
00:56:33,015 --> 00:56:36,393
I mean, if you do,
I guess I'd be...
1155
00:56:40,022 --> 00:56:42,065
I don't want to hear a song
about farts during dinner.
1156
00:56:42,066 --> 00:56:43,067
Right?
1157
00:56:45,444 --> 00:56:47,737
Did you know I have
a point system?
1158
00:56:47,738 --> 00:56:50,990
I grade people with my
points, and then I tell Mommy.
1159
00:56:50,991 --> 00:56:53,911
Then Mommy gets mad at
Daddy and calls her lawyer.
1160
00:56:56,872 --> 00:56:58,192
My daughter knows
what she likes.
1161
00:56:59,792 --> 00:57:04,379
Do you know, Mommy is taking
me to Italy and Paris?
1162
00:57:04,380 --> 00:57:06,589
Well, that sounds
like a fun trip.
1163
00:57:06,590 --> 00:57:10,218
Daddy is taking me to
Virginia because he's poor.
1164
00:57:10,219 --> 00:57:11,845
I think it's gonna be
a really great trip,
1165
00:57:11,846 --> 00:57:13,263
because I think you're
probably pretty excited
1166
00:57:13,264 --> 00:57:15,348
to see your cousins, huh?
1167
00:57:15,349 --> 00:57:17,184
Mommy's bankrupting
Daddy in court.
1168
00:57:20,271 --> 00:57:22,272
Anne, this chicken sucks.
1169
00:57:22,273 --> 00:57:23,982
Enough! Enough, Lily.
1170
00:57:23,983 --> 00:57:26,526
You know what? Just, I
need you to calm down, OK?
1171
00:57:26,527 --> 00:57:27,735
Eat your potatoes.
1172
00:57:27,736 --> 00:57:29,321
I really like the chicken, Anne.
1173
00:57:32,658 --> 00:57:33,659
I'd give you
1174
00:57:34,493 --> 00:57:36,119
two points.
1175
00:57:36,120 --> 00:57:37,745
So we're just throwing
my points around now?
1176
00:57:37,746 --> 00:57:39,372
- So sweet.
- Mm-hmm.
1177
00:57:39,373 --> 00:57:42,709
OK, so it's one,
two, buckle my shoe.
1178
00:57:42,710 --> 00:57:46,212
Don't get caught with a
queen, a jack, or a 2.
1179
00:57:46,213 --> 00:57:48,965
- Oh boy.
- Say that 10 times fast.
1180
00:57:48,966 --> 00:57:52,427
And we opened the opening
1181
00:57:52,428 --> 00:57:54,804
bid of one million
Canadian dollars to Lily.
1182
00:57:54,805 --> 00:57:56,306
The 4 of hearts.
1183
00:57:56,307 --> 00:57:57,891
- OK.
- Lily, it's on you.
1184
00:57:57,892 --> 00:57:59,642
- Oh, nice job.
- Alright.
1185
00:57:59,643 --> 00:58:01,477
She's already a
pro. Look at her.
1186
00:58:01,478 --> 00:58:02,812
Here you go.
1187
00:58:02,813 --> 00:58:04,315
Oh, very good, 5 of clubs.
1188
00:58:05,191 --> 00:58:07,275
Ooh, OK, let's see.
1189
00:58:07,276 --> 00:58:08,277
I have...
1190
00:58:09,653 --> 00:58:11,237
- Oh.
- You have to play
1191
00:58:11,238 --> 00:58:12,614
in your position once
the cards are dealt.
1192
00:58:12,615 --> 00:58:14,490
But I want to sit next to Daddy.
1193
00:58:14,491 --> 00:58:16,701
Look, Lily, it actually is a
rule. You have to sit there.
1194
00:58:16,702 --> 00:58:18,578
Yeah, these are rules.
Sit down, sweetie.
1195
00:58:18,579 --> 00:58:20,622
'Cause we gotta go in the same
order when it goes around.
1196
00:58:20,623 --> 00:58:22,457
Just sit down, and we'll
sit together later.
1197
00:58:22,458 --> 00:58:24,250
It goes in a circle so,
it'll get all messed up.
1198
00:58:24,251 --> 00:58:26,127
- Draw? Is that what I do?
- You gotta go to the well.
1199
00:58:26,128 --> 00:58:28,046
Hey, have you guys
heard about...
1200
00:58:28,047 --> 00:58:29,797
Please don't splash the pot.
1201
00:58:29,798 --> 00:58:31,674
Have you heard about Hot
Stuff, the company that sends
1202
00:58:31,675 --> 00:58:33,343
those kind of big cookies
right to your door?
1203
00:58:33,344 --> 00:58:35,303
Oh, I had salted caramel.
It was so delicious.
1204
00:58:35,304 --> 00:58:36,971
We shouldn't get one
of those, should we?
1205
00:58:36,972 --> 00:58:38,473
- Yes.
- Yes, please.
1206
00:58:38,474 --> 00:58:40,391
It's the 10 of clubs.
1207
00:58:40,392 --> 00:58:43,478
Yeah, I'll go order.
I'll order one.
1208
00:58:43,479 --> 00:58:45,760
Just gonna go to the well.
You're still breaking the well.
1209
00:58:48,776 --> 00:58:50,443
- Is she OK?
- Uh...
1210
00:58:50,444 --> 00:58:52,278
You know what? Just deal
me out on this one, guys.
1211
00:58:52,279 --> 00:58:54,490
Sorry, I'll be right back.
1212
00:58:56,867 --> 00:58:58,117
Why was she crying?
1213
00:58:58,118 --> 00:58:59,327
Because I sat next to him.
1214
00:58:59,328 --> 00:59:00,703
That's weird.
1215
00:59:00,704 --> 00:59:02,080
I think I've changed my mind.
1216
00:59:02,081 --> 00:59:04,582
You are not crazy,
they are crazy.
1217
00:59:04,583 --> 00:59:06,542
- That is...
- OK, I'm sorry,
1218
00:59:06,543 --> 00:59:08,378
but that kid would be
a deal breaker for me.
1219
00:59:08,379 --> 00:59:10,338
- A hundred percent. Me too.
- Max! Max.
1220
00:59:10,339 --> 00:59:12,257
She's, but, like, still.
1221
00:59:12,258 --> 00:59:13,591
This kid is gonna grow up to
be a straight-up ax murderer.
1222
00:59:13,592 --> 00:59:15,510
Did you see the
look in her eyes?
1223
00:59:15,511 --> 00:59:16,928
What's with the point system?
1224
00:59:16,929 --> 00:59:17,930
Is it bad?
1225
00:59:18,806 --> 00:59:20,014
It's very bad.
1226
00:59:20,015 --> 00:59:21,307
OK, you gotta say something.
1227
00:59:21,308 --> 00:59:22,725
You gotta stick up for yourself.
1228
00:59:22,726 --> 00:59:25,061
- Yeah.
- But he says Lily loves me.
1229
00:59:25,062 --> 00:59:26,521
Oh! Oh, no, no.
1230
00:59:26,522 --> 00:59:28,690
- Lily definitively hates you.
- Yeah.
1231
00:59:28,691 --> 00:59:30,858
No, he has to discipline her.
1232
00:59:30,859 --> 00:59:32,527
Yeah.
1233
00:59:32,528 --> 00:59:33,653
Listen, that stuff doesn't
start with the kid.
1234
00:59:33,654 --> 00:59:34,862
It starts with the parents.
1235
00:59:34,863 --> 00:59:36,239
Yeah.
1236
00:59:36,240 --> 00:59:38,033
She needs to hear the word "no."
1237
00:59:39,076 --> 00:59:40,576
- No.
- Mm-hmm.
1238
00:59:40,577 --> 00:59:42,997
I'm gonna get you home, OK?
1239
00:59:44,373 --> 00:59:45,748
Hey, how about this,
I want you to hop in
1240
00:59:45,749 --> 00:59:46,916
and just buckle up, OK?
1241
00:59:46,917 --> 00:59:48,751
I'll be right there, alright?
1242
00:59:48,752 --> 00:59:50,503
- Is she OK?
- No, yeah, she's fine.
1243
00:59:50,504 --> 00:59:52,923
She's just going
through a lot. Sorry.
1244
00:59:56,218 --> 00:59:57,761
I want to sleep in the same bed.
1245
01:00:00,431 --> 01:00:01,597
I can't do that.
1246
01:00:01,598 --> 01:00:04,643
Well, your kid is
1247
01:00:05,978 --> 01:00:07,562
spoiled.
1248
01:00:07,563 --> 01:00:09,564
I'm sorry to say it, but
she's a spoiled brat.
1249
01:00:09,565 --> 01:00:11,316
You think my kid is spoiled?
1250
01:00:11,317 --> 01:00:13,109
My friends thought she was rude.
1251
01:00:13,110 --> 01:00:14,736
Max said that?
1252
01:00:14,737 --> 01:00:16,195
Do you not even notice
how rude she is?
1253
01:00:16,196 --> 01:00:17,239
Of course I do.
1254
01:00:18,449 --> 01:00:20,034
Of course I do, but
it's not her fault.
1255
01:00:21,076 --> 01:00:23,995
It's my fault and it's
her mother's fault.
1256
01:00:23,996 --> 01:00:26,789
So blame us, but
don't blame her.
1257
01:00:26,790 --> 01:00:29,208
- I don't like it.
- I don't like it either.
1258
01:00:29,209 --> 01:00:30,210
I can't stand it.
1259
01:00:31,211 --> 01:00:32,713
And I'm working on it.
1260
01:00:33,672 --> 01:00:35,381
I promise.
1261
01:00:35,382 --> 01:00:37,133
Because if we're gonna make
this work, that is what,
1262
01:00:37,134 --> 01:00:40,845
that is what a normal
happy family would do.
1263
01:00:40,846 --> 01:00:43,806
Yeah, the wife doesn't usually
sleep in the kid's bed.
1264
01:00:43,807 --> 01:00:44,932
Oh.
1265
01:00:44,933 --> 01:00:46,517
Well, on that note...
1266
01:00:46,518 --> 01:00:48,061
I mean a girlfriend,
a girlfriend.
1267
01:00:48,062 --> 01:00:49,145
Oh, OK.
1268
01:00:49,146 --> 01:00:50,313
How about I...
1269
01:00:50,314 --> 01:00:52,316
How about I call you later?
1270
01:00:53,442 --> 01:00:55,318
OK, you ready to go?
1271
01:00:55,319 --> 01:00:57,780
Let's get you home, alright?
1272
01:01:09,124 --> 01:01:10,834
Sweetheart, you
gotta eat something.
1273
01:01:14,338 --> 01:01:15,672
Let's have a dance party.
1274
01:01:16,799 --> 01:01:18,384
I have a song I want to play.
1275
01:01:20,052 --> 01:01:21,177
OK.
1276
01:01:21,178 --> 01:01:22,178
OK.
1277
01:01:22,179 --> 01:01:23,180
Now? Sure.
1278
01:01:28,268 --> 01:01:30,144
Let's have a dance competition.
1279
01:01:30,145 --> 01:01:32,563
We don't have to compete.
We can just have fun.
1280
01:01:32,564 --> 01:01:34,023
Yeah.
1281
01:01:34,024 --> 01:01:35,692
Did you know I go
to hip-hop class?
1282
01:01:37,027 --> 01:01:38,028
Yes, you do.
1283
01:01:39,530 --> 01:01:40,738
Oh.
1284
01:01:40,739 --> 01:01:42,032
Oh, you're a good dancer.
1285
01:01:44,952 --> 01:01:48,830
Who's the better dancer,
Daddy? You decide, me or Anne.
1286
01:01:48,831 --> 01:01:50,415
You're the best, Lily.
1287
01:01:50,416 --> 01:01:53,209
Oh, you are just
the best dancer.
1288
01:01:53,210 --> 01:01:55,170
You're the best.
1289
01:01:58,882 --> 01:01:59,966
Oh, that's, uh...
1290
01:01:59,967 --> 01:02:00,968
OK.
1291
01:02:03,220 --> 01:02:05,638
Mommy says I need to learn
how to shake my booty.
1292
01:02:05,639 --> 01:02:07,306
What?
1293
01:02:07,307 --> 01:02:09,392
Mommy says a woman has to
learn to shake her booty
1294
01:02:09,393 --> 01:02:11,103
to get what she wants.
1295
01:02:12,896 --> 01:02:14,731
Mommy's getting a phone call.
1296
01:02:15,816 --> 01:02:17,400
This is fun.
1297
01:02:17,401 --> 01:02:19,902
Who's the better dancer,
Daddy, me or Anne?
1298
01:02:19,903 --> 01:02:23,740
I said you are the
best dancer, ever.
1299
01:02:27,953 --> 01:02:29,412
Oh.
1300
01:02:29,413 --> 01:02:31,664
Look at me, Daddy! Me, me, me!
1301
01:02:31,665 --> 01:02:32,666
Look at me!
1302
01:02:50,392 --> 01:02:53,936
Who's the better dancer,
Daddy, me or Anne?
1303
01:02:53,937 --> 01:02:58,358
Lily, I said you are just
the best dancer ever.
1304
01:03:05,574 --> 01:03:06,575
Mm!
1305
01:03:09,161 --> 01:03:10,828
Oh, that's, uh...
1306
01:03:10,829 --> 01:03:11,830
Um...
1307
01:03:12,581 --> 01:03:13,582
Um...
1308
01:03:52,663 --> 01:03:53,664
Hi.
1309
01:03:58,293 --> 01:04:00,294
How'd it go?
1310
01:04:00,295 --> 01:04:02,171
Oh, I never know.
1311
01:04:02,172 --> 01:04:05,675
Let's just pray that she stays
down and we can hang out.
1312
01:04:05,676 --> 01:04:09,595
Listen, I am so
sorry about earlier.
1313
01:04:09,596 --> 01:04:12,098
I really just wanted
to focus on you.
1314
01:04:12,099 --> 01:04:13,307
Why didn't you?
1315
01:04:13,308 --> 01:04:14,308
I am now.
1316
01:04:14,309 --> 01:04:15,310
So hi.
1317
01:04:18,313 --> 01:04:19,730
Was that her?
1318
01:04:19,731 --> 01:04:21,482
- I don't know.
- Did you hear that?
1319
01:04:21,483 --> 01:04:22,484
Hold on.
1320
01:04:37,249 --> 01:04:38,375
False alarm.
1321
01:04:39,710 --> 01:04:40,711
But maybe...
1322
01:04:42,337 --> 01:04:46,382
I should leave this open, and
we don't have sex tonight, OK?
1323
01:04:46,383 --> 01:04:47,967
I'm sorry.
1324
01:04:47,968 --> 01:04:49,886
She could just probably
call me at any time.
1325
01:04:52,097 --> 01:04:53,222
Sorry.
1326
01:04:53,223 --> 01:04:54,558
I know this is crazy. Come here.
1327
01:04:59,646 --> 01:05:01,188
- Daddy?
- Huh? Hi.
1328
01:05:01,189 --> 01:05:02,190
What's up?
1329
01:05:03,066 --> 01:05:04,692
- What's going on?
- I'm too small.
1330
01:05:04,693 --> 01:05:06,110
What?
1331
01:05:06,111 --> 01:05:07,945
Silly.
1332
01:05:07,946 --> 01:05:11,490
You love Anne more than me
'cause I'm little and she's big.
1333
01:05:11,491 --> 01:05:14,493
What are you talking about?
1334
01:05:14,494 --> 01:05:16,454
I can't get big fast enough.
1335
01:05:16,455 --> 01:05:19,957
Sweetheart, you know
I love you so much.
1336
01:05:19,958 --> 01:05:20,959
You're my whole life.
1337
01:05:23,086 --> 01:05:25,254
Oh, baby girl, it's OK.
1338
01:05:25,255 --> 01:05:27,674
Your dad loves you the
most, and he always will.
1339
01:05:32,179 --> 01:05:34,640
Who pays the rent?
Who pays the mortgage?
1340
01:05:37,684 --> 01:05:38,727
Hi, hon.
1341
01:05:40,395 --> 01:05:44,440
Honey, you've got to
take Clio back to rehab.
1342
01:05:44,441 --> 01:05:45,816
No.
1343
01:05:45,817 --> 01:05:46,943
Wait. Listen to me.
1344
01:05:48,528 --> 01:05:51,113
I need a big venue
to expose my talent
1345
01:05:51,114 --> 01:05:53,407
to the most possible eyes.
1346
01:05:53,408 --> 01:05:55,451
After all the things
that you have been saying
1347
01:05:55,452 --> 01:05:57,370
about us on your vlogs,
1348
01:05:57,371 --> 01:06:00,581
the least you can do is let
me sing at your yoga festival.
1349
01:06:00,582 --> 01:06:02,918
It's a huge opportunity
for me. I can't do that.
1350
01:06:04,169 --> 01:06:07,129
You have to take her
back to Mountain View.
1351
01:06:07,130 --> 01:06:08,798
- No.
- Do you want her to die?
1352
01:06:08,799 --> 01:06:10,216
No.
1353
01:06:10,217 --> 01:06:11,577
Then get your
priorities straight!
1354
01:06:12,552 --> 01:06:14,011
Nothing's more
important than family.
1355
01:06:14,012 --> 01:06:15,888
You walk out on your sister,
1356
01:06:15,889 --> 01:06:19,184
and God will punish you seven
times over for your sins.
1357
01:06:20,435 --> 01:06:21,852
There she is.
1358
01:06:21,853 --> 01:06:24,897
Little miss crazy vlogger,
1359
01:06:24,898 --> 01:06:25,982
telling everyone
1360
01:06:26,900 --> 01:06:28,943
my personal shit.
1361
01:06:28,944 --> 01:06:30,237
- Clio!
- I know!
1362
01:06:34,157 --> 01:06:35,158
She needs you.
1363
01:06:38,036 --> 01:06:40,287
Get in the car. Get in!
1364
01:06:40,288 --> 01:06:43,165
Listen, I could die any day now.
1365
01:06:43,166 --> 01:06:44,834
Are you sick?
1366
01:06:44,835 --> 01:06:48,462
No. But I have a very bad
feeling about my health.
1367
01:06:48,463 --> 01:06:51,257
Can't you grant a mother
her final dying wish?
1368
01:06:51,258 --> 01:06:54,261
Think about someone
other than yourself?
1369
01:06:56,513 --> 01:06:58,347
Oh, I, I, I,
1370
01:06:58,348 --> 01:07:00,934
I know you're going
to fix this for me.
1371
01:07:02,018 --> 01:07:03,353
Right?
1372
01:07:39,890 --> 01:07:41,223
What?
1373
01:07:41,224 --> 01:07:42,726
Hey!
1374
01:07:54,279 --> 01:07:57,323
I hate you! You always
blame me for everything.
1375
01:07:57,324 --> 01:08:00,660
Well, I hate you too.
1376
01:08:01,536 --> 01:08:04,247
Do you feel bad
about what happened?
1377
01:08:05,123 --> 01:08:06,124
What do you mean?
1378
01:08:07,167 --> 01:08:08,168
The wedding.
1379
01:08:09,753 --> 01:08:10,754
We were kids.
1380
01:08:12,130 --> 01:08:15,132
Why did you let me go
outside to that guy's car?
1381
01:08:15,133 --> 01:08:16,342
He was Dad's friend.
1382
01:08:16,343 --> 01:08:18,427
You are my big sister.
1383
01:08:18,428 --> 01:08:19,888
You're supposed to protect me.
1384
01:08:21,306 --> 01:08:22,557
I was 10 years old.
1385
01:08:25,936 --> 01:08:29,606
Do you feel bad
about what happened?
1386
01:08:31,566 --> 01:08:32,567
I feel bad.
1387
01:08:33,652 --> 01:08:36,988
I'm sorry. I feel
really, really bad.
1388
01:08:38,698 --> 01:08:39,950
Now you know how I feel.
1389
01:08:42,702 --> 01:08:44,538
Blame him, not me.
1390
01:08:46,665 --> 01:08:47,874
No.
1391
01:09:04,474 --> 01:09:06,308
Yo, this is Steve.
1392
01:09:06,309 --> 01:09:08,109
I can't come to the
phone, so leave a message.
1393
01:09:12,190 --> 01:09:13,233
Yo, yo, what's up?
1394
01:09:14,317 --> 01:09:16,151
Clio just, uh, blamed me
1395
01:09:16,152 --> 01:09:18,988
for that thing that
happened when we were kids.
1396
01:09:18,989 --> 01:09:20,364
Wow.
1397
01:09:20,365 --> 01:09:23,033
OK. That's intense.
1398
01:09:23,034 --> 01:09:24,535
I know.
1399
01:09:24,536 --> 01:09:25,537
I'm sorry.
1400
01:09:26,997 --> 01:09:29,498
OK, come over. Let's hang out.
1401
01:09:29,499 --> 01:09:31,166
Do you think I'm a bad person?
1402
01:09:31,167 --> 01:09:33,544
You are definitively
1403
01:09:33,545 --> 01:09:35,297
not a bad person.
1404
01:09:36,172 --> 01:09:37,882
Really?
1405
01:09:37,883 --> 01:09:39,049
I don't like you when
you're like this.
1406
01:09:39,050 --> 01:09:40,467
I don't want you to be alone.
1407
01:09:40,468 --> 01:09:42,094
Have you called
Steve? Where is he?
1408
01:09:42,095 --> 01:09:43,596
He's doing whatever his
daughter wants him to do,
1409
01:09:43,597 --> 01:09:44,597
because he doesn't
know how to say no.
1410
01:09:44,598 --> 01:09:46,640
Oh, well...
1411
01:09:46,641 --> 01:09:48,434
who does that remind me of?
1412
01:09:48,435 --> 01:09:49,852
Who?
1413
01:09:49,853 --> 01:09:51,271
It reminds me of you.
1414
01:09:52,689 --> 01:09:53,939
What do you mean?
1415
01:09:53,940 --> 01:09:56,066
Anne, think about it.
1416
01:09:56,067 --> 01:09:57,902
Listen.
1417
01:09:57,903 --> 01:10:01,030
Tomorrow is a big day for you.
1418
01:10:01,031 --> 01:10:03,365
Focus on that.
You're gonna kill it.
1419
01:10:03,366 --> 01:10:05,785
Thanks.
1420
01:10:26,014 --> 01:10:27,890
- Hey!
- Ah!
1421
01:10:27,891 --> 01:10:28,892
Hi!
1422
01:10:29,643 --> 01:10:31,018
Aw!
1423
01:10:31,019 --> 01:10:32,603
I made signs. No big deal.
1424
01:10:32,604 --> 01:10:34,688
We support you.
1425
01:10:34,689 --> 01:10:36,690
- This is amazing.
- It's so huge.
1426
01:10:36,691 --> 01:10:37,900
Back and front.
1427
01:10:37,901 --> 01:10:39,443
- You're such a dork - I know.
1428
01:10:39,444 --> 01:10:41,070
What is an anal healing
massage, I wonder?
1429
01:10:41,071 --> 01:10:42,571
Oh, I don't know.
1430
01:10:42,572 --> 01:10:44,740
I wouldn't mind getting
my anus massaged.
1431
01:10:44,741 --> 01:10:45,824
- I would do it.
- Right?
1432
01:10:45,825 --> 01:10:46,825
- In a park?
- Yeah.
1433
01:10:46,826 --> 01:10:48,202
Not in a park.
1434
01:10:48,203 --> 01:10:49,912
What? It's better
that it's an a park.
1435
01:10:49,913 --> 01:10:51,413
- That's your problem?
- It's weird in a park, yeah.
1436
01:10:51,414 --> 01:10:53,123
We keep a lot of tension
in our buttholes.
1437
01:10:53,124 --> 01:10:54,917
That is a true fact. You
know that, from... yoga.
1438
01:10:54,918 --> 01:10:56,585
Wait, take a picture,
take a picture.
1439
01:10:56,586 --> 01:10:58,420
No, you don't want to keep
talking about buttholes?
1440
01:10:58,421 --> 01:10:59,755
I would.
1441
01:10:59,756 --> 01:11:00,965
Get your sign up.
1442
01:11:00,966 --> 01:11:02,466
- Ah!
- Hold up your sign.
1443
01:11:02,467 --> 01:11:03,592
Oh my god.
1444
01:11:03,593 --> 01:11:05,177
Oh, that last one was weird.
1445
01:11:05,178 --> 01:11:06,720
We're gonna get seats.
We're getting seats.
1446
01:11:06,721 --> 01:11:07,805
- Oh!
- Hey, Mom.
1447
01:11:07,806 --> 01:11:09,723
Evelyn and Marty are here.
1448
01:11:09,724 --> 01:11:13,268
And your father brought the
virgin from his church group.
1449
01:11:13,269 --> 01:11:14,520
OK.
1450
01:11:14,521 --> 01:11:16,022
Well, let's get on stage, honey.
1451
01:11:18,441 --> 01:11:21,276
So you ever do yoga?
It's kind of her jam.
1452
01:11:21,277 --> 01:11:24,114
Anne. This is Jehan.
1453
01:11:25,490 --> 01:11:26,991
Nice to meet you.
1454
01:11:26,992 --> 01:11:28,325
You too.
1455
01:11:28,326 --> 01:11:29,910
I connect brands
with influencers,
1456
01:11:29,911 --> 01:11:31,621
and I hear you're an influencer.
1457
01:11:32,580 --> 01:11:33,706
- I guess.
- Hmm.
1458
01:11:33,707 --> 01:11:35,000
Well, get it together.
1459
01:11:36,918 --> 01:11:39,545
Alright, thank you,
Stephanie for showing us all
1460
01:11:39,546 --> 01:11:42,131
how to get in touch with
our inner erotic creature.
1461
01:11:42,132 --> 01:11:44,675
Next up, we have our
happiness expert.
1462
01:11:44,676 --> 01:11:46,344
Here she is, Anne Fitzgerald.
1463
01:11:53,685 --> 01:11:55,561
Hi.
1464
01:11:55,562 --> 01:11:58,313
I learned how to teach yoga
because yoga makes me happy.
1465
01:11:58,314 --> 01:12:00,315
And I want to share
my love of yoga
1466
01:12:00,316 --> 01:12:03,360
with everyone here today.
1467
01:12:03,361 --> 01:12:04,446
And now...
1468
01:12:05,613 --> 01:12:08,283
my mom has a special
song to sing.
1469
01:12:13,163 --> 01:12:16,498
This is an original
song that I wrote,
1470
01:12:16,499 --> 01:12:19,460
and I hope it helps all of you
1471
01:12:19,461 --> 01:12:20,879
get your yoga on.
1472
01:12:30,013 --> 01:12:31,598
You don't need a toga for yoga.
1473
01:12:44,778 --> 01:12:47,362
Alright, everybody
get ready to be happy.
1474
01:12:47,363 --> 01:12:49,824
Surya Namaskar.
Sun Salutation.
1475
01:12:51,034 --> 01:12:53,327
Arms over your head.
1476
01:12:53,328 --> 01:12:54,662
And jump back.
1477
01:13:01,211 --> 01:13:02,212
And Down Dog.
1478
01:13:03,755 --> 01:13:05,631
Mm. Deep, deep breaths.
1479
01:13:05,632 --> 01:13:08,175
The most important
thing is your breath.
1480
01:13:08,176 --> 01:13:13,014
Really, really breathe.
1481
01:13:15,642 --> 01:13:17,226
Sometimes the people
1482
01:13:17,227 --> 01:13:19,061
who are supposed to
make your life better,
1483
01:13:19,062 --> 01:13:20,479
- they really make it worse.
- Clio, what are you doing?
1484
01:13:20,480 --> 01:13:22,064
- And in those moments...
- Just relax.
1485
01:13:22,065 --> 01:13:23,900
Focus on your breath.
1486
01:13:25,985 --> 01:13:28,821
Life is a gift, and it's our
responsibility to enjoy it.
1487
01:13:28,822 --> 01:13:29,948
That's such bullshit.
1488
01:13:30,907 --> 01:13:33,408
Happiness is our natural state.
1489
01:13:33,409 --> 01:13:34,993
- Bullshit!
- Clio!
1490
01:13:34,994 --> 01:13:37,871
That is such bull crap!
1491
01:13:37,872 --> 01:13:41,917
Give me a fucking
break. Yoga sucks.
1492
01:13:41,918 --> 01:13:44,419
Punchilates is the new trend.
1493
01:13:44,420 --> 01:13:46,713
Fuck these yoga bitches!
1494
01:13:46,714 --> 01:13:49,967
Punchilates feels good!
1495
01:13:49,968 --> 01:13:51,760
Fuck you, yoga bitches!
1496
01:13:51,761 --> 01:13:53,137
Get off the stage. Get off.
1497
01:13:53,138 --> 01:13:54,138
No!
1498
01:13:54,139 --> 01:13:55,765
- Ow!
- Clio!
1499
01:13:58,476 --> 01:13:59,601
Don't make a scene.
1500
01:13:59,602 --> 01:14:00,854
Don't touch me.
1501
01:14:02,564 --> 01:14:03,689
Oh! Ow!
1502
01:14:03,690 --> 01:14:05,107
Security!
1503
01:14:05,108 --> 01:14:07,068
Stop hitting yourself. Ow!
1504
01:14:11,322 --> 01:14:14,074
I'm looking at the
patterns in my life,
1505
01:14:14,075 --> 01:14:15,702
the choices that I make.
1506
01:14:17,120 --> 01:14:18,788
I can see where those
patterns come from.
1507
01:14:21,291 --> 01:14:23,710
I can see the people who
are really there for me.
1508
01:14:29,966 --> 01:14:33,886
Maybe the only person
I can change is myself.
1509
01:14:33,887 --> 01:14:35,679
I'm sorry about what
happened to you,
1510
01:14:35,680 --> 01:14:37,306
but it was not my fault.
1511
01:14:37,307 --> 01:14:39,267
Clio, come on, that's
enough. Come on.
1512
01:14:43,646 --> 01:14:45,939
I'm gonna teach the
class myself from now on.
1513
01:14:45,940 --> 01:14:47,357
- This way.
- No more music.
1514
01:14:47,358 --> 01:14:49,611
Are you OK? That was, uh, wild.
1515
01:14:51,070 --> 01:14:52,154
What should I do?
1516
01:14:52,155 --> 01:14:54,323
This is, uh, a shit show.
1517
01:14:54,324 --> 01:14:55,449
- Mm-hmm.
- Yeah.
1518
01:14:55,450 --> 01:14:56,450
Should I just get off the stage?
1519
01:14:56,451 --> 01:14:57,868
No!
1520
01:14:57,869 --> 01:14:59,411
No, you can turn this
around right now.
1521
01:14:59,412 --> 01:15:00,746
- We can all do it with you.
- OK, come on.
1522
01:15:00,747 --> 01:15:02,164
I'm in heals.
1523
01:15:02,165 --> 01:15:03,790
- Warrior II, everyone.
- That's it.
1524
01:15:03,791 --> 01:15:06,585
Warrior II.
1525
01:15:06,586 --> 01:15:07,836
Warrior I.
1526
01:15:07,837 --> 01:15:09,588
I'm in heels.
1527
01:15:09,589 --> 01:15:11,749
Even when you feel like you're
alone, you're not alone.
1528
01:15:15,178 --> 01:15:16,971
In life, it helps
to be a warrior.
1529
01:15:18,264 --> 01:15:20,183
You can turn your day
around at any moment.
1530
01:15:37,325 --> 01:15:40,577
It's the kind of publicity
you can't buy, you know?
1531
01:15:40,578 --> 01:15:42,329
I feel like it's
actually better this way,
1532
01:15:42,330 --> 01:15:43,789
because it shows, like,
when the shit hits the fan,
1533
01:15:43,790 --> 01:15:46,167
you're able to pull it together.
1534
01:15:47,627 --> 01:15:49,420
- I thought it was- - Oh.
1535
01:15:58,096 --> 01:16:00,597
Oh my gosh, I am so
sorry. Are you OK?
1536
01:16:00,598 --> 01:16:02,141
I had a situation with Lily.
1537
01:16:04,727 --> 01:16:05,727
I'm not OK.
1538
01:16:05,728 --> 01:16:06,729
Why? What happened?
1539
01:16:07,814 --> 01:16:09,147
You're a good guy.
1540
01:16:09,148 --> 01:16:10,857
OK.
1541
01:16:10,858 --> 01:16:13,611
But I don't feel like
there's room for me here.
1542
01:16:17,115 --> 01:16:18,782
What do you mean?
1543
01:16:18,783 --> 01:16:21,034
I have to do what's
right for me,
1544
01:16:21,035 --> 01:16:23,621
and maybe the
timing isn't right.
1545
01:16:35,174 --> 01:16:36,175
I love you.
1546
01:16:42,890 --> 01:16:44,100
Maybe call me sometime.
1547
01:17:02,410 --> 01:17:03,411
Let's go home.
1548
01:17:11,794 --> 01:17:13,546
There's the endorsement guy.
1549
01:17:14,505 --> 01:17:15,882
Excuse me, Jehan.
1550
01:17:17,258 --> 01:17:20,344
Um, I meant to impress
you with my class,
1551
01:17:20,345 --> 01:17:21,720
but I know it was weird.
1552
01:17:21,721 --> 01:17:23,221
I would love for you to come
1553
01:17:23,222 --> 01:17:24,782
under different
circumstances sometime.
1554
01:17:26,976 --> 01:17:29,478
Yes! Gave him my card.
1555
01:17:29,479 --> 01:17:31,938
Casual. Casual sign holding.
1556
01:17:31,939 --> 01:17:33,857
Can I get a ride home?
Do you have room for me?
1557
01:17:33,858 --> 01:17:35,150
- We always have room for you.
- Of course.
1558
01:17:35,151 --> 01:17:36,818
- Of course.
- Of course.
1559
01:17:36,819 --> 01:17:38,195
I mean, we'll strap you
to the roof, obviously.
1560
01:17:38,196 --> 01:17:39,946
She's driving
'cause I'm hammered.
1561
01:17:39,947 --> 01:17:41,365
- Alright, shotgun!
- Oh, hey.
1562
01:17:41,366 --> 01:17:43,075
And guess what CD we just got.
1563
01:17:43,076 --> 01:17:44,076
- What?
- You're gonna love it.
1564
01:17:44,077 --> 01:17:45,328
It goes like this.
1565
01:18:37,130 --> 01:18:38,171
Morning.
1566
01:18:38,172 --> 01:18:39,214
Hi, hun.
1567
01:18:39,215 --> 01:18:40,757
- Mom.
- Yes?
1568
01:18:40,758 --> 01:18:42,717
I can't help you
with your career.
1569
01:18:42,718 --> 01:18:44,386
You're being selfish, honey.
1570
01:18:44,387 --> 01:18:45,721
I'm gonna focus on myself.
1571
01:18:46,931 --> 01:18:49,641
Call Father Peter.
Go to confession.
1572
01:18:49,642 --> 01:18:51,017
No.
1573
01:18:51,018 --> 01:18:52,562
I love you guys.
I'll see you Friday.
1574
01:19:06,701 --> 01:19:08,410
I only have broccoli
1575
01:19:08,411 --> 01:19:11,037
and a half eaten carton
of ice cream in my fridge.
1576
01:19:11,038 --> 01:19:13,415
I don't know what you should
do, but I'm rooting for you.
1577
01:19:13,416 --> 01:19:14,917
I love you. Good luck.
1578
01:19:17,587 --> 01:19:18,837
It's easy to blame other people
1579
01:19:18,838 --> 01:19:20,256
when things go wrong.
1580
01:19:24,177 --> 01:19:26,762
But I have to ask
myself, what's my part?
1581
01:19:30,057 --> 01:19:33,311
The most important thing
is not what sucks in life,
1582
01:19:35,438 --> 01:19:36,439
but what's good.
1583
01:19:45,948 --> 01:19:46,949
Warrior II.
1584
01:20:03,758 --> 01:20:06,801
So I decided to be grateful
for all the good things,
1585
01:20:06,802 --> 01:20:08,637
and there's a lot
of good things.
1586
01:20:08,638 --> 01:20:11,974
I do have a loving family,
and I have a great life.
1587
01:20:15,603 --> 01:20:18,355
Well, I may have
lost a contractor,
1588
01:20:18,356 --> 01:20:21,191
but I gained a pretty
great fried chicken recipe.
1589
01:20:21,192 --> 01:20:22,817
This is better than Steve's.
1590
01:20:22,818 --> 01:20:24,402
- Right?
- Seriously.
1591
01:20:24,403 --> 01:20:26,655
This might get you the
Michelin Star, babe.
1592
01:20:26,656 --> 01:20:27,989
Oh yeah, baby.
1593
01:20:27,990 --> 01:20:29,070
Well, the thing underneath.
1594
01:20:32,119 --> 01:20:34,664
I know we're not related,
but you're my Chosen Family.
1595
01:20:35,831 --> 01:20:37,457
- We love you.
- Oh.
1596
01:20:37,458 --> 01:20:38,667
Aw.
1597
01:20:38,668 --> 01:20:39,834
Sweetie.
1598
01:20:39,835 --> 01:20:41,170
Oh, we do love you.
1599
01:20:42,421 --> 01:20:43,463
Oh.
1600
01:20:43,464 --> 01:20:44,839
Cheers to that.
1601
01:20:44,840 --> 01:20:46,259
That was very sweet.
1602
01:20:47,218 --> 01:20:49,344
But we don't have to stop
and, like, hug or something.
1603
01:20:49,345 --> 01:20:50,762
We can keep eating chicken?
1604
01:20:50,763 --> 01:20:52,347
Later. I'd like a hug later.
1605
01:20:52,348 --> 01:20:53,515
I'll set my alarm for
20 minutes from now.
1606
01:20:53,516 --> 01:20:55,016
OK, perfect.
1607
01:20:55,017 --> 01:20:56,337
If everybody could
just Venmo me.
1608
01:20:58,187 --> 01:21:00,021
$8.12?
1609
01:21:00,022 --> 01:21:01,690
There's a lot of fees, so.
1610
01:21:01,691 --> 01:21:02,691
Great idea.
1611
01:21:02,692 --> 01:21:04,276
Like $9 in fees.
1612
01:21:04,277 --> 01:21:05,777
Will you remind us
that the alarm is set
1613
01:21:05,778 --> 01:21:06,861
for us to all hug?
1614
01:21:06,862 --> 01:21:08,363
- Yeah.
- 8.12?
1615
01:21:08,364 --> 01:21:09,364
I feel like you're the only one
1616
01:21:09,365 --> 01:21:11,032
with a good memory here.
1617
01:21:11,033 --> 01:21:12,713
Is that what you think
this would cost? $8?
1618
01:21:38,144 --> 01:21:40,270
{\an8}Happy birthday!
1619
01:21:40,271 --> 01:21:42,856
{\an8}- Woo!
- Yay!
1620
01:21:42,857 --> 01:21:45,191
{\an8}Don't catch on fire.
1621
01:21:45,192 --> 01:21:46,819
{\an8}Don't catch on fire.
1622
01:21:48,404 --> 01:21:51,072
{\an8}Woo!
1623
01:21:51,073 --> 01:21:52,074
{\an8}OK.
1624
01:21:55,620 --> 01:21:56,911
{\an8}Oh, wait, wait, wait. Ready?
1625
01:21:56,912 --> 01:21:58,204
{\an8}No, no, no!
1626
01:21:58,205 --> 01:21:59,789
{\an8}Yes!
1627
01:21:59,790 --> 01:22:03,209
{\an8}- Alright, everyone.
- Yeah, this is so fun!
1628
01:22:03,210 --> 01:22:04,252
{\an8}Alright, can I cut into this?
1629
01:22:04,253 --> 01:22:05,254
{\an8}- Yeah.
- Yes.
1630
01:22:06,130 --> 01:22:08,466
{\an8}- With what?
- How does this work?
1631
01:22:10,259 --> 01:22:11,636
{\an8}OK, I got a knife.
1632
01:22:13,012 --> 01:22:15,680
{\an8}Wait, wait, I don't know
what to do with this thing.
1633
01:22:15,681 --> 01:22:16,724
{\an8}Watch out.
1634
01:22:17,683 --> 01:22:20,185
{\an8}- Watch out!
- Watch out!
1635
01:22:20,186 --> 01:22:21,478
{\an8}Oh!
1636
01:22:21,479 --> 01:22:22,812
{\an8}It works.
1637
01:22:22,813 --> 01:22:26,650
{\an8}Alright, who wants
cake? Watch out!
1638
01:22:26,651 --> 01:22:28,568
{\an8}Oh, she drops it.
1639
01:22:28,569 --> 01:22:29,861
{\an8}Alright.
1640
01:22:29,862 --> 01:22:32,280
{\an8}- Alright, crank it up.
- Yes!
1641
01:22:32,281 --> 01:22:33,699
{\an8}That's too big.
1642
01:22:35,910 --> 01:22:37,787
{\an8}Oh my god, yes.
1643
01:22:39,163 --> 01:22:41,791
{\an8}We have to eat it, so of course.
1644
01:22:49,090 --> 01:22:50,465
{\an8}Don't just wipe it down.
1645
01:22:50,466 --> 01:22:53,301
{\an8}Come on, I have to shake it out.
1646
01:22:53,302 --> 01:22:54,886
{\an8}Can I have a fork?
1647
01:22:54,887 --> 01:22:56,054
{\an8}Please wait for me now.
1648
01:22:56,055 --> 01:22:58,391
{\an8}Wait, wait. Alright, alright.
1649
01:23:01,602 --> 01:23:03,978
{\an8}Here we go. In three, two, one.
1650
01:23:03,979 --> 01:23:05,272
{\an8}Woo!
1651
01:23:06,649 --> 01:23:08,692
{\an8}- Alright.
- Woo!
1652
01:23:08,693 --> 01:23:11,445
{\an8}Was that from me rubbing on you?
1653
01:23:17,243 --> 01:23:19,160
{\an8}Did you finally get
the butt implant?
1654
01:23:19,161 --> 01:23:20,704
{\an8}- Yeah.
- Oh.
1655
01:23:20,705 --> 01:23:23,165
{\an8}You know, she's really hard.
1656
01:23:26,335 --> 01:23:28,169
{\an8}- Hey, guys.
- Oh my god.
1657
01:23:28,170 --> 01:23:30,330
{\an8}I've got a confession. I'm
super allergic to chocolate.
1658
01:23:31,173 --> 01:23:32,924
{\an8}Don't worry about it. I'm
probably gonna be fine.
1659
01:23:32,925 --> 01:23:33,925
{\an8}We love you, but-
1660
01:23:33,926 --> 01:23:34,926
{\an8}It's gonna be fine.
1661
01:23:34,927 --> 01:23:36,302
{\an8}OK. Are you serious?
1662
01:23:36,303 --> 01:23:37,679
{\an8}I'm going into
anaphylactic shock.
1663
01:23:37,680 --> 01:23:38,847
{\an8}- Don't die.
- I'm not gonna die.
1664
01:23:38,848 --> 01:23:40,306
{\an8}- Don't die.
- I'm not.
1665
01:23:40,307 --> 01:23:42,475
{\an8}Listen, if one of us has to go,
1666
01:23:42,476 --> 01:23:44,103
{\an8}we all agree it's gonna be Max.116686
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