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So what's new with everyone?
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C'mon, people! What's goin' on?
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I'm settin' out
on America's most iconic drive.
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Historic Route 69!
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That's right, not Route 66,
Route 69! Why?
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I anticipate a sexy trip,
'cause 69's a sexy number
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and I also think it could be funny,
'cause well... 69.
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So yeah, that's what I'm up to.
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Very cool, Rog.
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See, now that's the kind
of sharing I want to hear,
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but from the core family.
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- Steve?
- What.
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I noticed doing laundry yesterday
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that you got a new T-shirt.
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You want to tell us
about your new T-shirt?
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Do people really want to
hear about my new T-shirt?
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Yeah, family people.
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Honestly, the effort required
to get you up to speed...
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I just... I don't have gas in
the tank for that right now.
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Stan, back me up.
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Don't you want to know what's
going on with your son?
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I'm glad Steve ices me out.
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Lets me stay hyper-focused
on my own stuff.
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Steve, just tell me
where you got the shirt.
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Oh, my God, it's a T-shirt, Mother.
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- It's nothing.
- Yeah, it was nothing.
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Now it kind of feels like everything.
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Hayley, what the hell is so
interesting on that phone of yours?
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Nothing.
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All I'm looking for is a
little glimpse into your lives,
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and you're shutting me out!
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You're all shutting me out!
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I'll be on the driveway!
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Did I miss the start of dinner?
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♪ Good morning, USA ♪
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♪ I got a feeling that it's
gonna be a wonderful day ♪
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♪ The sun in the sky has
a smile on his face ♪
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♪ And he's shinin' a salute
to the American race ♪
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♪ Oh, boy, it's swell to say ♪
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Have you been here all night?
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Yeah. I'm good now. Calm.
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Okay. Well, have a great day!
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Wait, Stan, how 'bout I give you a ride?
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We could talk. Connect.
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Stan, we doin' this?
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My banana's startin' to brown.
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And when Gelatine
Lychee's banana browns,
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her heart wears a little frown.
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Sorry, Fran...
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Just get the [BLEEP] out of here then!
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What's going on, Tuttle?
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I'm... I'm eating corn pops?
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More. Go deep with me, Al.
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Uh, I... I did just find out
my Aunt Della died...
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Della died?
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- You knew Della?
- I loved Della.
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I met her at your Hot
Dog Barbecue last year.
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By the condiments.
We were both waiting on mustard.
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We discussed mustards.
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She did like mustards.
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- So when's the funeral?
- Today.
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It's in Tennessee,
it's a seven-hour drive.
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I'm not going.
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Why didn't you tell me?
Della and I had a connection.
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I should be there for her for me.
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I'm going.
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Oh, please don't.
You're gonna make me look bad!
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Don't worry.
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I'll tell them you were busy
with a big bowl of cereal.
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Oh, thank you.
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Guess what? I'm headed to
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Della Tuttle's funeral in Knoxville!
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- Who?
- Tuttle's aunt.
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I met her at his Hot Dog
Barbecue a few years ago.
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I'll probably be gone three, four days.
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I'm not far. I could scoop you
if you want to road trip it.
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- Bond it up?
- I can't. I'm in science class.
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Ah, science class.
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How much has science class
taught you about Route 69?
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One clarification,
I'm now driving State Route 69.
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Turns out U-S Route 69 is like
a far drive, and I hate driving.
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But yeah,
it should still be an awesome drive.
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Should Della have let that
chimpanzee sleep in her bed?
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No. But what choice did she
have with a heart that big?
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The very heart that chimp tore
right out of her chest as she slept.
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But then again,
what choice did the chimp have
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with an appetite that big?
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Oh, Della!
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How did you say you knew Della?
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We connected deeply
at a hot dog barbecue.
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Were you also close? Like we were?
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I'm her sister.
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She never mentioned a sister,
only mustard.
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Can I stay with you for the weekend?
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Until we process each other's grief?
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No, Della really wanted
everyone to just go
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their separate ways and not be weird.
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But thank you for coming!
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What am I doing?
Della Tuttle? I met her once.
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God, I'm such an idiot.
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What was I thinking? Route 69?
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It's not sexy, it's just stupid.
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And it's not an isolated incident.
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This is who you are, Roger.
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A stupid guy doin' stupid stuff.
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Stupid car.
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Out of stupid gas.
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That was stupid, too.
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Roger?
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Oh, hey, Franny.
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I'm worried about leaving my car,
Francine.
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It's a '69 LeBaron.
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One of the funniest cars ever made.
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I could use a map. A map of my emotions.
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Roger, how would you feel if we hid
out at a motel for a few nights?
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Reborn maybe? Or suicidal.
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I don't know, let's just try it.
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Nice backfire.
Your car's pretty funny, too, Francine.
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Oh. No vacancy.
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Probably best. We should just go home.
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Oh! Guess it's our lucky day.
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FYI, I packed my baseball
mitt if you want to have a catch.
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Hello?
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- Hello?
- Oh, nice.
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Looks like we got an
honor system situation.
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Weird. Never seen that before.
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That's nice.
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A little chair, a little table,
whatever you need.
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Ooh! Leave a message!
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Hey, honey, just wanted to
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let you know I'll be
at the funeral a while,
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you know, connecting.
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So yeah, I know what I'm doing here,
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and I'm definitely not
just drifting around,
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like a lonely piece of trash.
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Hey!
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I know you're up there, ya creep!
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If we're about to fight someone,
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I should change into my Doc Martens.
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Don't come up here! Don't you dare...
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- Oh, God!
- Get out of my way.
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He must have something good.
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Oh, my God. You got to come up here!
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Is he okay?
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Oh, no, he's dead.
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But what I want you to see is...
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everywhere else!
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Clean sight lines into every guest room.
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Soundproofed catwalks.
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3/4 inch shag, easy on the eyes,
easy on the knees!
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Francine, what we have here
is an elite peep space.
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Oh, my God. This is disgusting.
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One can admire the engineering
without condoning the acts, Francine.
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That perv used this switch
to funnel in hotties like me!
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I'm calling the cops.
This place has to be shut down.
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Totally. But have you ever seen
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a bald man blow dry his bald head
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as if he had full, lustrous hair?
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It's absolutely heartbreaking.
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Oh, wow, now he's pretending
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his comb's stuck in his imaginary hair.
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Roger that's an invasion of priva...
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Oh, wow, look at that.
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- I will.
- Me too.
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People are, like, fascinating.
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That guy who lined up
his puppets on the bed,
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then slept on the floor?
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Yeah, and the guy
who got stuck buck naked
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with his legs behind his head?
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I didn't see him.
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Yeah, I was kind of hogging that vent.
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Oh, my God, the sun's coming up.
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We've been peeping all night.
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Eh, we discovered the peep Taj Mahal,
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we got lost in the sauce.
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Right, yes.
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We got carried away, but this is not us.
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This is not who we are.
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We're the good guys.
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We're the guys who call the cops.
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As soon as they open.
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Yeah, it's 5:00 a.m. Cops are closed.
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I think this is responsible.
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A little sleep, then we make the call.
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And if a guest needs ice,
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there's still space between his legs!
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- Calling the cops?
- Calling the cops.
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Wait, wait, wait, wait!
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Our prints are all over the attic.
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Of course! But what does it mean?
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It's a crime scene,
and we were peepin', too.
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We got to wipe it down,
cover our tracks.
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Good call.
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We slipped up, but we're not creeps.
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We don't deserve to get
painted with the creep brush.
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The peep brush.
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Roger, we moved the body.
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We tampered with the crime scene...
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Right. So we move him back.
Then call the cops.
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They're here before you can say "69,"
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and it's bye bye Clearview.
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Easy-peasy-lemon-squeezy,
what's-Adidas-gonna do with-all-those-Yeezys?
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Real question, by the way.
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What are they gonna do
with all that inventory?
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Hello?
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- Hello.
- Hi. We wanted to check in?
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Tell them to go away.
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But they're hot!
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Put 'em in two.
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Whew. I did not expect that.
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Yeah, all they did was sleep.
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And I was totally into it.
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Their sleep positions were amazing.
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It could've been a mattress commercial.
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They made the bed look expensive.
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But Roger...
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I know. We can't keep doing this.
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We can't!
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And let me just say, it's not like us.
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It isn't like us!
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So let's do something about it, yeah?
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Yes. It's time. Let's end this.
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- Peeping is good.
- Peepers are good.
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This old man wasn't a creep.
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He was a researcher.
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A visionary.
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In search of connections.
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Can you imagine if we
had called the cops?
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They would've torn this place to shreds!
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- This beautiful place.
- We're doing a good thing.
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We're protecting a legacy.
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Welp, that's done.
So what do you feel like doing now?
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This is what I came for.
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This is what Route 69's all about.
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Happiest I've been in weeks.
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Weeks? Try even more weeks.
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Less than a month, though.
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Nice! I'm watching a guy
cover his bed in hand towels.
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God, why can't I have this kind
of relationship with my family?
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I'm concerned, Franny.
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I think it's okay. She watched
a YouTube video beforehand.
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I mean you.
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You haven't left the attic in days.
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I hate to say it,
but you have no peep-life balance.
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- What's up with you?
- Me? I'm good.
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Swimming a lot.
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Only bummer is I haven't
seen anyone 69ing.
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And I picked up a pretty nasty
infection from the pool water.
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Yeah, that's weird.
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Why don't ya take a break,
drive into town with me?
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I'm gonna grab a coffee, maybe some
Visine for my overworked peepers.
254
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Sure. Just one second.
255
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♪ If you want to plan a sexy trip ♪
256
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♪ Drop to your knees and
get ready for my tip ♪
257
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♪ You'll feel fine on Route 69! ♪
258
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Yeah!
259
00:12:24,271 --> 00:12:25,286
_
260
00:12:25,287 --> 00:12:27,706
Goodbye? Not goodbye for me, though,
261
00:12:27,706 --> 00:12:29,458
'cause here's the exit
for the Clearview!
262
00:12:36,131 --> 00:12:37,549
Little weird. Won't over-think it.
263
00:12:37,549 --> 00:12:39,509
Just gonna go back and exit properly.
264
00:12:43,098 --> 00:12:45,690
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265
00:12:45,849 --> 00:12:48,143
Did... Did that sign change?
266
00:12:53,982 --> 00:12:57,235
Did you see all the
brochures in the lobby?
267
00:12:57,235 --> 00:13:00,405
Oh, dang,
five percent off this ghost tour?
268
00:13:00,405 --> 00:13:02,240
Sounds like a ghost bore.
269
00:13:02,240 --> 00:13:04,367
More like a ghost snore.
270
00:13:04,367 --> 00:13:06,536
More like a ghost snore.
271
00:13:09,247 --> 00:13:11,750
There's something about this family
272
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that looks just like my family,
273
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that reminds me of my family.
274
00:13:17,839 --> 00:13:20,884
Roger, I think I'm ready to go home.
275
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276
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277
00:13:37,859 --> 00:13:39,903
Where am I?
278
00:13:39,903 --> 00:13:41,696
Ninth time's the charm, baby.
279
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280
00:13:43,990 --> 00:13:45,283
Wha-blam!
281
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Holy shit!
282
00:13:56,711 --> 00:13:58,129
Whoa.
283
00:13:58,129 --> 00:14:00,340
My butt is way over there.
284
00:14:07,347 --> 00:14:09,015
Ya got Franny,
leave a message.
285
00:14:09,015 --> 00:14:12,018
Hey, Franny, Rog,
quick update on a few challenges here.
286
00:14:12,018 --> 00:14:14,020
Had to buy Kroger brand eye drops.
287
00:14:14,020 --> 00:14:16,481
Town's got zero Visine anywhere.
288
00:14:16,481 --> 00:14:19,109
And I think we got
an evil motel situation.
289
00:14:19,109 --> 00:14:20,694
Seems to be using dark magic
290
00:14:20,694 --> 00:14:22,112
to keep me from getting back to you.
291
00:14:22,112 --> 00:14:24,322
How are things on your end?
Hopefully just normal.
292
00:14:24,322 --> 00:14:26,533
Alright, I better focus up.
I'm 'bout to bust a move.
293
00:14:26,533 --> 00:14:27,826
Off-road!
294
00:14:27,826 --> 00:14:29,119
Oh, I'm right off a cliff.
295
00:14:31,204 --> 00:14:33,331
Free-fallin'.
Good news is I'm in the LeBaron.
296
00:14:33,331 --> 00:14:35,875
This baby's built like a tank,
so I think I could survive...
297
00:15:13,413 --> 00:15:15,206
What is this?
298
00:15:15,206 --> 00:15:18,585
No, no, no,
that's not how you eat a sandwich, Jeff.
299
00:15:18,585 --> 00:15:19,919
Stan?
300
00:15:19,919 --> 00:15:21,963
You eat it from the side. Like so.
301
00:15:22,464 --> 00:15:24,466
Mm. Mm.
302
00:15:25,634 --> 00:15:27,552
Oh, Stan!
303
00:15:30,388 --> 00:15:34,726
It's the whole family!
And they're letting me in.
304
00:15:34,726 --> 00:15:36,686
You're letting me in!
305
00:15:36,686 --> 00:15:39,397
Oh, thank you, large owl.
306
00:15:44,861 --> 00:15:47,364
We're all together again.
307
00:16:00,335 --> 00:16:01,711
Almost perfect.
308
00:16:01,711 --> 00:16:03,463
That's my Hayley.
309
00:16:05,173 --> 00:16:07,384
Oh, no. No, no, no, no!
310
00:16:07,384 --> 00:16:10,053
My Laser Rats jersey was razzmatazz red.
311
00:16:10,053 --> 00:16:12,222
Now it looks freakin' gooseberry!
312
00:16:12,222 --> 00:16:14,349
I'll be laughed out of the Rat Hive!
313
00:16:17,811 --> 00:16:19,562
Mmm.
314
00:16:19,562 --> 00:16:21,064
That little shit!
315
00:16:21,064 --> 00:16:24,567
Let me get a hit of that, Rogu.
316
00:16:24,567 --> 00:16:28,571
That's the good stuff.
Nice and chalky, the way I like.
317
00:16:28,571 --> 00:16:30,323
Jesus, Jeff.
318
00:16:31,491 --> 00:16:33,243
Oh, Steve!
319
00:16:33,243 --> 00:16:36,079
And he's wearing the new T-shirt.
320
00:16:36,079 --> 00:16:38,081
Nice new shirt, Steve.
321
00:16:38,081 --> 00:16:39,749
But where's it from?
322
00:16:39,749 --> 00:16:40,750
Where'd you get it?
323
00:16:40,750 --> 00:16:41,918
Yes!
324
00:16:41,918 --> 00:16:44,254
Here comes Mama's information!
325
00:16:44,254 --> 00:16:45,588
- Amazon.
- Got him!
326
00:16:45,588 --> 00:16:47,090
Amazon.
327
00:16:47,090 --> 00:16:48,591
They have the best prices.
328
00:16:48,591 --> 00:16:49,718
Great company.
329
00:16:50,552 --> 00:16:52,929
Wait, "great company"?
330
00:16:52,929 --> 00:16:54,597
Steve hates big tech.
331
00:16:54,597 --> 00:16:57,767
He's always moaning about buying local.
332
00:16:57,767 --> 00:16:59,060
This feels off.
333
00:17:00,353 --> 00:17:01,604
I don't believe you.
334
00:17:01,604 --> 00:17:03,565
You're lying. Tell me the truth!
335
00:17:13,908 --> 00:17:15,827
She said she was stickin'
around that funeral,
336
00:17:15,827 --> 00:17:17,620
but I just got off
the phone with Tuttle,
337
00:17:17,620 --> 00:17:19,497
and he says she embarrassed
herself and left.
338
00:17:19,497 --> 00:17:21,291
This is all because
you wouldn't tell Mom
339
00:17:21,291 --> 00:17:22,959
where you got that dumb T-shirt, Steve.
340
00:17:22,959 --> 00:17:25,795
Oh, please,
you can't blame this all on me!
341
00:17:25,795 --> 00:17:26,963
What about Klaus?
342
00:17:26,963 --> 00:17:28,631
Me? I wasn't even there.
343
00:17:28,631 --> 00:17:30,633
Maybe you should've been!
344
00:17:30,633 --> 00:17:33,219
What's going on? What is this place?
345
00:17:42,729 --> 00:17:44,022
Hello.
346
00:17:44,022 --> 00:17:45,857
_
347
00:17:45,857 --> 00:17:48,067
Oh, thank God, there's subtitles.
348
00:17:48,068 --> 00:17:50,382
_
349
00:17:50,383 --> 00:17:51,643
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350
00:17:53,248 --> 00:17:54,866
_
351
00:17:55,441 --> 00:17:57,098
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352
00:17:57,099 --> 00:17:59,096
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353
00:17:59,367 --> 00:18:02,070
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354
00:18:02,081 --> 00:18:03,249
Aaah!
355
00:18:03,250 --> 00:18:04,974
_
356
00:18:05,009 --> 00:18:06,014
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357
00:18:06,015 --> 00:18:07,780
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358
00:18:07,781 --> 00:18:10,731
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359
00:18:10,732 --> 00:18:14,710
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360
00:18:16,605 --> 00:18:19,945
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361
00:18:19,946 --> 00:18:22,292
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362
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363
00:18:24,359 --> 00:18:26,937
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364
00:18:30,819 --> 00:18:33,947
I'm still a little confused.
365
00:18:48,461 --> 00:18:51,965
So this place has been
cursed since caveman times.
366
00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:55,885
But what do I have to do with it?
367
00:19:01,641 --> 00:19:03,393
No, no!
368
00:19:03,393 --> 00:19:06,563
I said I wanted
connection with my family,
369
00:19:06,563 --> 00:19:08,773
not some eternal chain of perverts!
370
00:19:08,773 --> 00:19:10,942
I never wanted to be here!
371
00:19:10,942 --> 00:19:15,446
Roger, how would you feel if we hid
out at a motel for a few nights?
372
00:19:15,446 --> 00:19:17,782
But I don't want this anymore.
373
00:19:17,782 --> 00:19:19,325
I want out!
374
00:19:24,747 --> 00:19:26,791
The backfire. My car!
375
00:19:26,791 --> 00:19:30,253
Wait, is this happening now?
376
00:19:30,253 --> 00:19:33,089
Nice backfire.
Your car's pretty funny, too, Francine.
377
00:19:33,089 --> 00:19:34,924
No, Francine!
378
00:19:34,924 --> 00:19:37,836
Oh. No vacancy.
379
00:19:37,871 --> 00:19:40,586
Probably best. We should just go home.
380
00:19:40,621 --> 00:19:43,016
Yes, Francine! Go home!
381
00:19:44,517 --> 00:19:45,518
No!
382
00:19:46,352 --> 00:19:48,938
Oh! Guess it's our lucky day.
383
00:19:48,938 --> 00:19:50,440
Don't come up here!
384
00:19:50,440 --> 00:19:52,025
Don't you dare!
385
00:19:55,028 --> 00:19:56,863
Oh, I guess it's not.
386
00:20:02,702 --> 00:20:04,037
That bitch owes me.
387
00:20:08,041 --> 00:20:10,001
I guess I felt disconnected.
388
00:20:10,001 --> 00:20:12,962
I latched on to the funeral
like it could fix that
389
00:20:12,962 --> 00:20:18,009
but no one even wanted me there,
and I just feel... dumb.
390
00:20:18,009 --> 00:20:22,138
You might not believe this,
but sometimes I feel dumb.
391
00:20:22,138 --> 00:20:25,308
Mom, I should've just told
you where I got the T-shirt.
392
00:20:25,308 --> 00:20:26,976
It's so stupid, I got it from...
393
00:20:26,976 --> 00:20:28,645
No. Don't tell me, Steve.
394
00:20:28,645 --> 00:20:31,481
What you choose to share isn't up to me,
395
00:20:31,481 --> 00:20:32,982
and I have to accept that.
396
00:20:32,982 --> 00:20:36,319
Ditto for me, Steve.
I also don't give a shit.
397
00:20:36,319 --> 00:20:38,988
Roger, how was your trip?
The Route 69 thing?
398
00:20:38,988 --> 00:20:41,824
Super sexy,
big success from that perspective.
399
00:20:41,824 --> 00:20:44,160
Was it funny?
400
00:20:44,160 --> 00:20:47,330
Massively so.
Both guts and nuts were busted!
401
00:20:52,293 --> 00:20:53,920
New vent! Nice.
402
00:20:56,172 --> 00:20:58,257
Bye! Have a beautiful time!
403
00:21:00,235 --> 00:21:02,215
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