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[moaning]
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[moaning]
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Bryan.
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Bryan.
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Bryan.
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Hold on.
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who's Bryan?
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Who's that Bryan?
Johnny is my name.
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son of a bitch
who is that Bryan, huh?
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Motherfucker!
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That's my bra!
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That's my bra you're kissing!
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Don't you want this?
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Because it's flat?
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I feel offended.
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Where are you from?
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Oh my, my naughty boyfriend
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I went with him in there.
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Then, he made me hold his penis.
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Oh, what are you doing?
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I'm washing.
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There are so many germs on that thing.
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Huh?
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There’s a lot of germs on it?
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Yes.
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Why?
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Shit!
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You didn't say anything, Mars
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[crying]
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What happened?
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Who's that?
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According to the women around
that is Berto.
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He was beaten by unidentified men.
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What's the reason?
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He's famous for being a womanizer here
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almost all the women here in the town
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He fucked them already
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Is that so?
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Why is there a hat cover
on his penis?
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That?
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Oh my God
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It's so big and long.
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That's why we covered it.
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what are we talking here
how long is it?
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Maybe about fifteen inches
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fifteen inches?!
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- Yes.
- Jumbo!
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Wow!
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Is that true?
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Yes,
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that's why many have slept with him
and they can’t forget about it.
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And when the length is mentioned
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they really remember Berto
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who they spent the whole night with.
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so Berto is a legend.
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I want that too.
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Berto!
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[crying]
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Hi hon!
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How are you?
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What took you so long?
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[exhales]
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I dropped by at the park
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and there’s a dead man there.
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It’s chaotic
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and there’s a lot of girls too.
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Why tho?
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You won’t believe it
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imagine this
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that guy has 15 inches dick!
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[chuckles]
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huh?!
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Berto’s dead?!
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Arwana
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we still have battery we're fully charged
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please make sure our mic is ready
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Okay, it's charged. I'll get it
ready now. Alright, go ahead.
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Hello, everyone!
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This is Injanno Jones
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your favorite
explorer and expert in all things.
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And here we are now, in the tribe of...
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"Mamadedeko"
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to speak with our indigenous people.
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And share a little knowledge.
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You, take it
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go there, take a place
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tribe of mamadede ko
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Can we sit?
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Let's sit down
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you can ask anything
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and I’ll tr...
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tr...
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tr...
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try
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I'll try
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to answer your questions
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It's so good, your
necklaces are so beautiful.
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Take a look at that Arwana... Arwana
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the workmanship is so good
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it is so detailed its perfect.
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I thought that one is also a beads
Ithought is that a beads
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you guys did that?
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Okay, you can now ask questions
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first question
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Me.
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Ah Injanno are you really
an expert on everything?
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Oh, of course,
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Can we ask about the sea creatures?
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Sea creatures?
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Of course, it's okay
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is there an adult fish?
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Old fish?
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Yes.
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what fish is that?
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Tuna.
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Why tuna?
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Century tuna.
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It’s already 100 years old.
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But aside that, there's
a fish that is older
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What fish is that?
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Lapu lapu.
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It was the time of Magellan
that is already 500 years old.
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next
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Is there some type of fish who runs?
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Running Fish? that's easy.
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What?
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Seahorse.
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The horse is running, right?
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Is there a type of fish who flies?
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A Fish that's flying?
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It's in the name
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flying fish.
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but there's a fish that can fly higher
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you know what it's called?
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Angel fish.
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It can reach heaven
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I can take you there if you want
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question!
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Is a penguin a type of fish?
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Is penguin a fish?
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Pengun is not a fish, it's a bird
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It is often mistaken because
penguins are always in the water.
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If it's a bird
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Why doesn't it fly?
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He can fly, but his belly
is too big, also heavy
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He can't handle himself
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you want that land on you, you're dead
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My turn.
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Are the fish smart?
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Smart fish?
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[laughs]
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Yes, there is!
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Yes, that's why there's
something called a school of fish
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But only a few graduate from there
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They don't pass
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is there's any more questions?
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Is there a fish that is rich?
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How can he speak in english?!
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Again?
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Is there a fish that is rich?
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Ah ah, rich fish, rich
fish, ah, there is, there is
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goldfish
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it's gold right?
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Is there a fish that is poor?
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Poor fish?
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[stutters]
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there is
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it's called a janitor fish
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janitor fish
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that’s though cause that
one is speaking english
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Me.
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Is there a fish that always needs help?
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Ah, a fish that always needs help
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Daing
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Is it because it keeps on whining?
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No.
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It’s dying, that's why
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That's why it needs help
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Is there a happy fish?
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A happy fish? Of course, there is
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What's that?
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Clownfish, right? It makes everyone happy
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Is there more?
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Is there a fish
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that doesn't get wet?
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A fish that doesn't get wet?
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You know the answer to that
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dried fish.
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It doesn't get wet, it's dried fish.
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that's part three of taya.
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Uh, Arwana do we still have time?
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You can ask one more question
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Ah, one more question left, who will ask?
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Me Injanno, I have a question.
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Okay, Arwana what's your question?
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Is there a noisy fish?
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Noisy fish?
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Yes.
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for real?
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I told you there is
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What's that then?
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Mermaid.
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Why mermaid?
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Isn't that what is used in ambulances?
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That'so noisy.
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[mimicing ambulance siren]
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[crowd cheering]
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Okay, thank you very
much, tribe of mamade ko
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My fellow Injann
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That's all the time we have now
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hope you enjoy it
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and atleast you learn
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Please like ,subscribe and,
click the notification bell
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and comment down below
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If you guys have any
questions you want to ask
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this is Injanno Jones
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shout out to my fans Injanneros
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Until we meet again!
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Bye!
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[chanting]
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hi mga ka-mani
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I am Angeline, and now
we are here in Mandaluyong
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were here to give tricky questions
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so what are you waiting for?
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Come with me
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so here's the questions
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What is the main
ingridients to pork sinigang
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Spinach.
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Magic sarap.
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sinigang mix final
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You can do it, Kuya!
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Don't you cook at your house?
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Ah pork.
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Green bean.
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Chili.
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Taro.
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ah mixer. like ingridients?
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Stirrer
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ah ladle
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oh he's right!
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Oh, what price do you want?
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One hundred or a kiss and a hug?
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I'm the only single among them
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i will choose kiss and hug please.
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[laughing]
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Hello and Welcome to your favorite show,
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The Battle of the Braless.
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Battle of the Braless
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is brought to you by Playtime
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the fastest growing online gaming platform
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Thank you!
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Now, I am your host
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Janno Depp
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and I won't make it any longer
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may we call on
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The two competing universities
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First is the
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La Konsumisyon College
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[cheering]
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Welcome
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Welcome to the show
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And their competitor is from
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University of Los Banyo Queen Laguna
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[cheering]
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Welcome to the show girls.
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Okay.
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Do you guys have any cheer?
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Yes!
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That’s what I like.
Who's gonna go first?
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We'll go first!
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[chanting]
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amazing, amazing!
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Beautiful
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Are you going to
let them beat you?
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No!
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Oh, show them what you got!
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You tripped, you tripped. comedy comedy
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[chanting]
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oh, is that allowed?
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Wait, Is that allowed?
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Even if it's just like that
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Just keep posing.
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Listen carefully.
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I will explain the mechanics of our game
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We have three rounds.
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our easy round.
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difficult round.
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00:15:43,042 --> 00:15:43,509
and
289
00:15:43,709 --> 00:15:45,244
the final round
290
00:15:45,287 --> 00:15:46,921
at the end of each round
291
00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:49,147
the one with the lowest score
292
00:15:49,148 --> 00:15:51,149
will have a consequence
293
00:15:51,150 --> 00:15:51,951
however
294
00:15:51,984 --> 00:15:55,253
don't worry
you will choose your own punishment
295
00:15:55,254 --> 00:15:56,254
Okay.
296
00:15:56,755 --> 00:15:58,490
test the buzzers
297
00:16:01,025 --> 00:16:02,961
Okay, are you ready to play?
298
00:16:02,991 --> 00:16:04,196
We are ready!
299
00:16:04,197 --> 00:16:06,131
Let's play
300
00:16:06,632 --> 00:16:07,632
Okay!
301
00:16:08,126 --> 00:16:09,761
Our category
302
00:16:10,448 --> 00:16:12,603
in Philippine Literature
303
00:16:12,604 --> 00:16:16,175
and Anger Management Combined
304
00:16:17,282 --> 00:16:19,050
we have a saying that
305
00:16:19,667 --> 00:16:21,802
you can joke with a drunk person
306
00:16:21,840 --> 00:16:25,276
but not on someone that’s newly ___
307
00:16:25,784 --> 00:16:28,999
what is this blank?
Clue, it's scary to joke with
308
00:16:29,153 --> 00:16:30,153
newly?
309
00:16:30,723 --> 00:16:31,723
Freed.
310
00:16:31,890 --> 00:16:34,693
you can joke with a drunk person,
but not with a newly freed person
311
00:16:35,527 --> 00:16:35,961
Isn't it?
312
00:16:35,962 --> 00:16:37,596
Wrong, wrong, wrong!
313
00:16:38,464 --> 00:16:39,264
Yes?
314
00:16:39,365 --> 00:16:40,365
Circumcised.
315
00:16:40,699 --> 00:16:44,069
Joke with a drunk, but not
with a newly circumcised person,
316
00:16:44,849 --> 00:16:46,951
ouch! it's still wrong
317
00:16:48,207 --> 00:16:48,841
yes?
318
00:16:48,841 --> 00:16:49,650
newborn mother
319
00:16:49,675 --> 00:16:52,377
joke with a drunk, but
not with a newborn mother.
320
00:16:52,378 --> 00:16:53,378
Isn't it?
321
00:16:53,487 --> 00:16:54,288
Ah
322
00:16:54,313 --> 00:16:56,914
No, it's like this, like this
323
00:16:56,915 --> 00:17:00,319
confused and still half-asleep.
324
00:17:01,086 --> 00:17:02,086
newly?
325
00:17:03,355 --> 00:17:04,556
Makeup
326
00:17:04,590 --> 00:17:06,924
joke with a drunk, but not with a newly
327
00:17:06,925 --> 00:17:08,926
makeup it's stressful
328
00:17:08,927 --> 00:17:10,362
It can be erased, it can be erased
329
00:17:10,963 --> 00:17:13,765
that can be hard, but
that's not the correct answer
330
00:17:13,766 --> 00:17:16,468
this person would not laugh easily
331
00:17:17,002 --> 00:17:17,302
Yes?
332
00:17:17,303 --> 00:17:18,836
Newly operated.
333
00:17:18,837 --> 00:17:21,939
joke with a drunk person, but not
with someone who just had surgery
334
00:17:21,940 --> 00:17:23,541
right right, that would hurt
335
00:17:23,542 --> 00:17:25,610
wrong, that is wrong
336
00:17:25,611 --> 00:17:27,070
- that’s wrong
- Yes
337
00:17:27,579 --> 00:17:28,579
miscarriage?
338
00:17:29,548 --> 00:17:32,350
Joke with a drunk, but not with
someone who just had an abortion
339
00:17:33,419 --> 00:17:35,554
The answers are getting worse and worse
340
00:17:35,687 --> 00:17:37,364
okay, I will help you now
341
00:17:37,389 --> 00:17:38,389
what we are looking for
342
00:17:38,424 --> 00:17:39,525
Is starting
343
00:17:39,725 --> 00:17:40,725
in letter
344
00:17:40,793 --> 00:17:41,793
G
345
00:17:43,128 --> 00:17:43,929
Newly made?
346
00:17:44,005 --> 00:17:46,473
Joke with a drunk, but not with
someone who just had a procedure
347
00:17:46,498 --> 00:17:48,967
procedure? why?
348
00:17:49,134 --> 00:17:51,470
Newly made boobs, that hurts, you know
349
00:17:51,837 --> 00:17:54,580
When I had my breasts done
don't joke with me.
350
00:17:54,606 --> 00:17:55,606
oh no
351
00:17:55,641 --> 00:17:56,942
you might get hurt
352
00:17:57,142 --> 00:17:58,177
can i ask?
353
00:17:58,544 --> 00:17:59,545
That's done?
354
00:17:59,912 --> 00:18:00,946
In that case?
355
00:18:01,447 --> 00:18:04,382
This is just a joke, friends
356
00:18:04,383 --> 00:18:05,584
sorry
357
00:18:05,717 --> 00:18:07,319
The answer we are looking for
358
00:18:07,786 --> 00:18:11,023
joke with a drunk, but
not with someone who just
359
00:18:11,256 --> 00:18:13,292
who just had a haircut.
360
00:18:14,193 --> 00:18:15,426
[blabbering]
361
00:18:15,427 --> 00:18:15,861
okay.
362
00:18:15,862 --> 00:18:17,696
Let's recap our scores
363
00:18:18,230 --> 00:18:23,235
La Konsumisyon College got zero
364
00:18:23,836 --> 00:18:27,606
and the University of Los Baño Queen Laguna
365
00:18:28,107 --> 00:18:29,041
also zero
366
00:18:29,074 --> 00:18:30,576
it's a tie
367
00:18:31,743 --> 00:18:33,245
Ms. Consequence you're in
368
00:18:45,891 --> 00:18:46,891
Okay.
369
00:18:47,159 --> 00:18:48,159
Thank you!
370
00:18:50,496 --> 00:18:51,496
You'll go first.
371
00:18:52,391 --> 00:18:54,293
The consequence you will choose is
372
00:18:55,033 --> 00:18:57,835
you will remove all the
trash from Manila Bay
373
00:18:57,836 --> 00:18:58,971
using spoon
374
00:18:59,738 --> 00:19:00,738
or
375
00:19:01,006 --> 00:19:03,275
Take off your upper clothes.
376
00:19:04,409 --> 00:19:06,978
We'll just take off our upper clothes, okay
377
00:19:06,979 --> 00:19:07,581
okay
378
00:19:07,813 --> 00:19:10,716
Now, it's your turn to
choose, the choices are
379
00:19:15,487 --> 00:19:18,557
You'll be drinking a tequila
380
00:19:18,582 --> 00:19:21,753
while bathing and shampooing
381
00:19:22,039 --> 00:19:24,296
A King cobra.
382
00:19:26,565 --> 00:19:27,565
or
383
00:19:27,699 --> 00:19:29,300
You will take off your top
384
00:19:29,301 --> 00:19:32,738
We'll just go topless
385
00:19:33,739 --> 00:19:34,773
Are you sure?
386
00:19:35,474 --> 00:19:36,474
You too?
387
00:19:36,742 --> 00:19:37,042
Yes
388
00:19:37,042 --> 00:19:37,476
were ready
389
00:19:37,501 --> 00:19:38,643
were ready
390
00:19:39,211 --> 00:19:40,211
you’re so fast
391
00:19:42,020 --> 00:19:43,281
Here they are, friends
392
00:19:43,282 --> 00:19:44,649
they were the ones who chose
393
00:19:44,650 --> 00:19:47,786
You can clearly see their concequence
394
00:19:49,154 --> 00:19:51,723
Yes, my friends, when we return
395
00:19:52,491 --> 00:19:53,651
it’s gonna be difficult round
396
00:19:54,092 --> 00:19:55,092
here in
397
00:19:55,117 --> 00:19:57,285
Battle of the Braless
398
00:19:58,096 --> 00:20:01,366
[cheering]
399
00:20:05,938 --> 00:20:08,372
Mars, how are you?
400
00:20:08,373 --> 00:20:09,351
I’m okay. By the way
401
00:20:09,376 --> 00:20:11,411
how was the swimming
competition you joined?
402
00:20:11,852 --> 00:20:12,653
It’s whatever
403
00:20:12,720 --> 00:20:14,888
i won in the freestyle event
404
00:20:14,913 --> 00:20:17,181
but I lost in the breaststroke event
405
00:20:17,182 --> 00:20:18,182
oh, why did you lose?
406
00:20:18,350 --> 00:20:20,117
I could clearly see that i
was really cheated there
407
00:20:20,118 --> 00:20:21,158
in the breaststroke event
408
00:20:21,753 --> 00:20:22,955
how were you cheated?
409
00:20:23,889 --> 00:20:25,189
Mars
410
00:20:25,190 --> 00:20:26,858
they used their arms
411
00:20:27,326 --> 00:20:30,595
but i only used my breast
412
00:20:30,596 --> 00:20:32,130
so i was slower.
413
00:20:39,146 --> 00:20:40,380
Welcome back to
414
00:20:40,405 --> 00:20:42,207
Battle of the Braless
415
00:20:43,942 --> 00:20:46,777
and now we move on to the difficult round
416
00:20:46,778 --> 00:20:49,881
this is harder, girls,
this is harder, okay?
417
00:20:51,149 --> 00:20:54,052
Ah, our category, listen carefully.
418
00:20:54,720 --> 00:20:56,822
Don't play around
anymore, you're so naughty
419
00:20:57,522 --> 00:21:02,094
your category is carpentry
and architecture combined
420
00:21:03,521 --> 00:21:06,591
in english this is door
421
00:21:07,566 --> 00:21:09,134
in tagalog is
422
00:21:09,301 --> 00:21:10,468
blank
423
00:21:10,469 --> 00:21:11,470
what it is?
424
00:21:13,872 --> 00:21:15,973
Bentelador?
425
00:21:15,974 --> 00:21:19,011
This is part of the house
426
00:21:19,036 --> 00:21:20,003
Yes?
427
00:21:20,079 --> 00:21:21,446
Aparador.
428
00:21:21,647 --> 00:21:23,561
you just added to it, but it's wrong.
429
00:21:24,750 --> 00:21:26,218
Tokador.
430
00:21:27,653 --> 00:21:28,719
that’s possible.
431
00:21:28,720 --> 00:21:30,055
Cute but wrong
432
00:21:30,155 --> 00:21:31,889
there's no door at the end of this
433
00:21:31,890 --> 00:21:34,626
but this is often opened and closed
434
00:21:35,494 --> 00:21:38,597
bintana.
435
00:21:39,264 --> 00:21:40,431
Aside from the window.
436
00:21:40,432 --> 00:21:43,035
What else in the house
is opened and closed?
437
00:21:43,535 --> 00:21:45,270
It starts with the letter
438
00:21:45,671 --> 00:21:46,471
P
439
00:21:46,638 --> 00:21:49,408
Yes letter P, pitaka.
440
00:21:49,841 --> 00:21:50,841
what do you mean?
441
00:21:51,175 --> 00:21:52,577
It's should part of the house.
442
00:21:53,679 --> 00:21:55,379
You're actually a thief
443
00:21:55,380 --> 00:21:58,049
but when I saw it, it
was placed on the stairs.
444
00:21:58,050 --> 00:21:59,451
Ah, so that's what it was
445
00:21:59,551 --> 00:22:02,687
oh, that's still wrong. I'll
just go with this instead.
446
00:22:02,688 --> 00:22:05,424
Me, at home, whenever I come home
447
00:22:06,491 --> 00:22:08,760
this is where I come out and go in
448
00:22:09,494 --> 00:22:10,696
what P is this?
449
00:22:11,596 --> 00:22:12,297
Yes?
450
00:22:12,518 --> 00:22:13,652
Pussy?
451
00:22:15,901 --> 00:22:17,102
I love it
452
00:22:18,136 --> 00:22:19,137
That's wrong.
453
00:22:19,471 --> 00:22:21,214
Wrong I'm sorry.
454
00:22:21,239 --> 00:22:22,240
time is up
455
00:22:22,265 --> 00:22:24,033
no one got the correct answer
456
00:22:24,076 --> 00:22:26,578
what we're looking for is P
457
00:22:27,312 --> 00:22:28,946
Palikuran.
458
00:22:30,222 --> 00:22:33,916
Okay, the one like a restroom
459
00:22:33,941 --> 00:22:34,941
Ah yes.
460
00:22:36,121 --> 00:22:37,456
let's recap the scores
461
00:22:37,989 --> 00:22:41,392
The La Konsumisyon College
462
00:22:41,393 --> 00:22:43,295
gathered
463
00:22:44,563 --> 00:22:46,965
zero points
464
00:22:47,432 --> 00:22:49,834
and the University Los Baño Queen Laguna
465
00:22:49,835 --> 00:22:52,002
gathered
466
00:22:52,003 --> 00:22:53,004
I can’t read it.
467
00:22:53,405 --> 00:22:55,807
Also zero
468
00:22:56,208 --> 00:22:56,708
it's a tie
469
00:22:57,109 --> 00:22:58,109
Ms. Consequence get in
470
00:23:11,390 --> 00:23:12,457
Okay.
471
00:23:13,558 --> 00:23:14,558
Thank you.
472
00:23:15,807 --> 00:23:17,275
your choices
473
00:23:18,296 --> 00:23:19,331
of concquences
474
00:23:21,300 --> 00:23:25,170
A simple gift certificate
475
00:23:25,817 --> 00:23:30,755
smooth your face with a grinder.
476
00:23:31,495 --> 00:23:34,231
Or take off the skirt.
477
00:23:35,653 --> 00:23:37,355
Please clean the face, okay?
478
00:23:37,749 --> 00:23:39,184
Just take off the skirt, sir
479
00:23:39,512 --> 00:23:40,685
are you sure?
480
00:23:40,710 --> 00:23:42,378
That's sure, okay, sir
481
00:23:43,955 --> 00:23:44,955
your turn
482
00:23:46,291 --> 00:23:47,526
your choices
483
00:23:48,093 --> 00:23:49,261
the consequnces is
484
00:23:50,295 --> 00:23:51,295
yes
485
00:23:51,296 --> 00:23:51,930
we can do this
486
00:23:51,931 --> 00:24:00,879
you will bathe in the river
while kissing the leech
487
00:24:00,904 --> 00:24:01,904
[laughs]
488
00:24:02,307 --> 00:24:04,142
or take off you skirts.
489
00:24:06,244 --> 00:24:07,745
we'll just take off our clothes, sir
490
00:24:07,746 --> 00:24:08,680
- Final answer?
- Yes.
491
00:24:09,448 --> 00:24:11,516
oops, these two are fast
492
00:24:11,883 --> 00:24:14,018
I just turned around, sorry sir
493
00:24:14,019 --> 00:24:15,854
okay, here it is, friends
494
00:24:16,621 --> 00:24:19,123
here ends our difficult round
495
00:24:19,124 --> 00:24:20,257
when we return
496
00:24:20,258 --> 00:24:21,927
the most anticipated by everyone
497
00:24:22,260 --> 00:24:23,361
the final
498
00:24:23,762 --> 00:24:24,563
round
499
00:24:24,564 --> 00:24:27,428
here at Battle Of The Braless
500
00:24:34,379 --> 00:24:35,379
oh hello mars
501
00:24:36,592 --> 00:24:37,776
oh, here it is
502
00:24:37,809 --> 00:24:40,879
I already did it, I'll have
it delivered to your house.
503
00:24:42,314 --> 00:24:43,648
There's someone at your house
504
00:24:44,382 --> 00:24:46,918
send me your number and I'll book it
505
00:24:47,619 --> 00:24:49,221
yes, do it now, I'm busy
506
00:24:49,855 --> 00:24:51,156
Excuse ma'am.
507
00:24:52,950 --> 00:24:54,251
Can i ask a question?
508
00:24:54,759 --> 00:24:55,760
Excuse me?
509
00:24:56,681 --> 00:24:58,616
You know what, I know your style
510
00:24:59,017 --> 00:25:01,186
you’ll ask my name?
511
00:25:01,532 --> 00:25:03,701
Then you'll ask for my number
512
00:25:03,922 --> 00:25:05,490
then what, you'll court me?
513
00:25:05,843 --> 00:25:06,511
Then
514
00:25:06,536 --> 00:25:07,969
you're going to fuck me, right?
515
00:25:07,994 --> 00:25:10,330
Oh my, I already know
your style, it's outdated
516
00:25:10,355 --> 00:25:11,642
stop bothering me, Okay?
517
00:25:11,643 --> 00:25:13,211
No, ma'am, I just have a question
518
00:25:14,131 --> 00:25:15,433
What do you want to ask?
519
00:25:15,631 --> 00:25:16,711
I just wanna ask
520
00:25:17,082 --> 00:25:18,483
why one of your boobs
521
00:25:19,457 --> 00:25:21,394
is out like that?
522
00:25:22,239 --> 00:25:25,342
Oh no, I left my baby on the bus!
523
00:25:29,761 --> 00:25:32,831
The battle of the braless returns
524
00:25:32,964 --> 00:25:34,432
is the final round
525
00:25:35,400 --> 00:25:38,036
[cheering]
526
00:25:39,371 --> 00:25:41,506
why does it seem like it's
becoming Takeshi's Castle
527
00:25:42,173 --> 00:25:43,173
Okay.
528
00:25:43,341 --> 00:25:45,610
In our final round, the category is
529
00:25:46,511 --> 00:25:50,314
Philippine History and
Psychology Of Heroism Combined
530
00:25:50,315 --> 00:25:52,484
it's quite difficult, girls.
531
00:25:52,584 --> 00:25:53,151
Yes
532
00:25:53,152 --> 00:25:54,618
okay think think
533
00:25:54,619 --> 00:25:55,320
that's easy
534
00:25:55,954 --> 00:25:58,857
He is the father of the Katipunan
is known as the brave one
535
00:25:59,090 --> 00:26:02,994
He is the supreme member
of the Katipunan or the KKK.
536
00:26:03,554 --> 00:26:04,554
Who's that?
537
00:26:04,579 --> 00:26:05,180
Yes?
538
00:26:05,205 --> 00:26:06,205
Supremo?
539
00:26:06,998 --> 00:26:07,998
Lito lapid.
540
00:26:08,366 --> 00:26:10,368
no, it’s wrong, he’s already dead
541
00:26:11,570 --> 00:26:12,770
oh, lito lapid is already dead?
542
00:26:12,771 --> 00:26:13,705
No, he's still strong.
543
00:26:13,706 --> 00:26:15,544
What are you talking about, that's wrong.
544
00:26:16,841 --> 00:26:18,543
this starts with
545
00:26:19,010 --> 00:26:21,913
ah, ah, the initials of this are A. B.
546
00:26:22,547 --> 00:26:23,348
Yes?
547
00:26:23,379 --> 00:26:24,780
Antonio Banderas.
548
00:26:25,150 --> 00:26:26,818
Wrong wrong.
549
00:26:28,152 --> 00:26:29,219
Alec Baldwin
550
00:26:29,244 --> 00:26:30,244
wow
551
00:26:30,488 --> 00:26:31,422
you know him?
552
00:26:31,456 --> 00:26:32,032
No
553
00:26:32,057 --> 00:26:33,057
[laughs]
554
00:26:33,458 --> 00:26:35,192
He lived here in the Philippines
555
00:26:35,193 --> 00:26:38,263
who is A. B. it is? the one
who had many enemies?
556
00:26:39,431 --> 00:26:39,898
Yes.
557
00:26:39,899 --> 00:26:41,432
Andrea Brillantes.
558
00:26:41,433 --> 00:26:42,433
[laughs]
559
00:26:42,547 --> 00:26:43,101
No
560
00:26:43,101 --> 00:26:44,101
He's older
561
00:26:44,269 --> 00:26:44,669
yes
562
00:26:44,703 --> 00:26:45,904
Abbie Biduya
563
00:26:45,937 --> 00:26:47,771
ah, he's even older
564
00:26:47,772 --> 00:26:48,106
yes
565
00:26:48,106 --> 00:26:48,740
Abbie Binay
566
00:26:49,107 --> 00:26:50,442
no, he's much older
567
00:26:51,142 --> 00:26:51,710
Ate B
568
00:26:51,711 --> 00:26:53,311
son of a bitch
569
00:26:54,145 --> 00:26:56,539
This is a guy.
He's a man in his 80s.
570
00:26:56,615 --> 00:26:58,350
- Yes?
- Amay Bisaya.
571
00:26:59,217 --> 00:27:00,217
Time is up!
572
00:27:00,552 --> 00:27:02,921
no one got the
573
00:27:03,088 --> 00:27:04,089
correct answer
574
00:27:04,689 --> 00:27:05,790
i'm sorry girls
575
00:27:05,815 --> 00:27:07,358
I was rooting for you.
576
00:27:07,359 --> 00:27:09,393
I was hoping that someone would answer you
577
00:27:09,394 --> 00:27:10,394
the correct answer is
578
00:27:10,395 --> 00:27:13,131
A. B. is Aga Bulak
579
00:27:13,398 --> 00:27:14,398
ah
580
00:27:14,599 --> 00:27:15,233
Oh, Him.
581
00:27:15,234 --> 00:27:17,502
Okay let's recap the scores
582
00:27:17,802 --> 00:27:20,537
La Konsumisyon College with zero
583
00:27:20,538 --> 00:27:23,441
and University Of Los Baño Queen Laguna
584
00:27:23,541 --> 00:27:24,875
also zero
585
00:27:24,876 --> 00:27:26,210
it's a tie
586
00:27:26,211 --> 00:27:27,646
Ms. Consequnce enter
587
00:27:29,914 --> 00:27:30,914
enter
588
00:27:31,783 --> 00:27:33,818
Do i still need to pull you
589
00:27:38,256 --> 00:27:39,256
Okay.
590
00:27:39,591 --> 00:27:40,591
Thank you.
591
00:27:47,399 --> 00:27:48,466
Thank you.
592
00:27:48,491 --> 00:27:49,234
Okay.
593
00:27:49,601 --> 00:27:50,935
I’ll start with you
594
00:27:52,404 --> 00:27:53,972
You’ll choose.
595
00:27:54,539 --> 00:27:56,974
You’re just carrying a first aid kit.
596
00:27:56,975 --> 00:28:01,445
And you need to rescue an injured bird.
597
00:28:01,446 --> 00:28:02,646
That's so pitiful
598
00:28:02,647 --> 00:28:06,117
while it's being bitten by a fierce tiger
599
00:28:06,885 --> 00:28:07,885
or
600
00:28:08,687 --> 00:28:10,088
Remove your bra
601
00:28:11,623 --> 00:28:12,424
your choice
602
00:28:12,490 --> 00:28:14,958
Sir, we’ll just remove
our bra, it’ll be more fun
603
00:28:14,959 --> 00:28:16,360
That's right.
604
00:28:16,361 --> 00:28:18,128
- Final answer?
-Yes, that's final.
605
00:28:18,129 --> 00:28:19,129
Okay.
606
00:28:19,164 --> 00:28:21,124
And here’s the consequences
you’ve have to choose.
607
00:28:22,033 --> 00:28:24,735
We know that you guys are tired
608
00:28:24,736 --> 00:28:27,638
you just need to get a massage
609
00:28:27,639 --> 00:28:28,939
oh, just a massage.
610
00:28:28,940 --> 00:28:29,940
On the back
611
00:28:30,408 --> 00:28:31,810
from a man.
612
00:28:32,370 --> 00:28:33,378
Using
613
00:28:33,379 --> 00:28:34,879
a jack hammer
614
00:28:35,013 --> 00:28:36,514
[laughs]
615
00:28:36,539 --> 00:28:37,549
that's the trend now, right?
616
00:28:37,549 --> 00:28:38,450
You can buy that thing.
617
00:28:38,451 --> 00:28:39,683
That kind of thing.
618
00:28:39,684 --> 00:28:41,019
Just kill us already.
619
00:28:41,925 --> 00:28:42,638
Or
620
00:28:42,954 --> 00:28:44,154
Remove a bra
621
00:28:44,155 --> 00:28:46,384
just remove it
there’s nothing left, just take it off.
622
00:28:46,491 --> 00:28:48,760
Okay, that’s their decision
623
00:28:49,961 --> 00:28:50,994
you’re always fast
624
00:28:50,995 --> 00:28:53,197
friends, it's time to take off their bra.
625
00:28:53,198 --> 00:28:54,899
That’s their consequence.
626
00:28:55,233 --> 00:28:58,502
And that's our episode for today.
627
00:28:58,503 --> 00:29:00,037
Thank you very much for your
628
00:29:00,038 --> 00:29:04,909
support in our
629
00:29:05,009 --> 00:29:09,180
Battle of the Braless
630
00:29:12,183 --> 00:29:15,553
battle of the braless
is powered by playtime
631
00:29:15,578 --> 00:29:20,383
for all your gaming needs
i-playtime mo na yan!
632
00:29:20,825 --> 00:29:22,160
I am Janno Depp
633
00:29:22,427 --> 00:29:26,731
your host, and the luckiest in the world
634
00:29:26,798 --> 00:29:29,700
let's meet again here on
635
00:29:29,701 --> 00:29:31,402
Battle of the Braless
636
00:29:34,172 --> 00:29:35,874
wait! we can still see it.
637
00:29:35,974 --> 00:29:37,675
Cover it up
638
00:29:37,809 --> 00:29:39,511
wave you hands
639
00:29:42,180 --> 00:29:43,848
we can still see it.
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