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ASHLEY, COME ON!
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GIVE A GUY A BREAK!
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THIS ISN'T EVEN YOUR APARTMENT!
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COME ON!
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WHAT'S GOIN' ON?
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BERG, IT'S YOUR GIRLFRIEND.
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SHE'S HOGGIN' THE
BATHROOM AGAIN.
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I'VE BEEN WAITIN' OUT
HERE FOR 25 MINUTES.
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ASHLEY!
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ASHLEY, YOU CAN
SCRUB ALL YOU WANT,
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THAT'S STILL YOUR FACE!
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WHAT'S GOIN' ON, HONEY?
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I'M NOT SURE.
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I-I THOUGHT...
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THE DOOR WAS
JAMMED, AND I THOUGHT...
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IT'S A GOOD THING I DIDN'T
MAKE A BIG DEAL ABOUT IT.
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OH, GOOD, THE BATHROOM'S FREE.
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NO, NO, NO! WAIT! WAIT!
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SHARON, WHAT IS THIS?
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THERE'S NO BINGO HERE.
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OH, SHOOT, THEY
MUST'VE CANCELED IT.
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HEY, LET'S STAY FOR COUNSELING!
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NO WAY.
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COME ON, BABY, PLEASE?
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THIS IS THE ONLY WAY
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THEY'LL LET US HAVE
OUR WEDDING HERE.
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AND THIS CHURCH IS
REALLY SPECIAL TO ME.
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IT'S WHERE MY MOM MARRIED
MY FAVORITE STEPFATHER.
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I THOUGHT YOU SAID IT
WASN'T AVAILABLE IN JUNE.
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OH, I FORGOT TO TELL
YOU THE GOOD NEWS.
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THE COUPLE THAT HAD JUNE 24th
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WAS TRAMPLED BY A HERD
OF SOMETHING IN AFRICA.
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SHARON! THEY DIDN'T DIE,
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BUT THE CHURCH ISN'T
WHEELCHAIR-ACCESSIBLE.
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ISN'T THAT GREAT?!
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KNOCK, KNOCK.
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EXCUSE US, WE'RE
WAITING FOR FATHER VITERI.
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WE HAVE OUR PREMARITAL
COUNSELING SESSION.
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WE'RE HERE FOR THE SAME THING.
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A SPOT JUST OPENED ON JUNE 24th.
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OH, WE'RE TRYING TO
GET THE SAME DATE.
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ISN'T THAT NEAT?
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THAT'S SO NEAT!
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Do something!
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UM...
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THERE'S NO CHANCE YOU TWO
ARE GOING TO AFRICA, IS THERE?
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WE'VE BEEN THERE ALREADY.
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WE DID MISSIONARY
WORK LAST SUMMER.
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OH!
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CRAP! THEY'RE HOLY!
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JOHNNY, THEY'RE
GONNA TAKE OUR DATE.
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COME ON, WE'RE JUST
AS GOOD AS THEM.
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NO, WE'RE NOT!
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WE'RE LIVING TOGETHER
IN SIN AND HAVING SEX.
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A BIG NIGHT FOR THEM
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IS WHEN HE ACCIDENTALLY
ELBOWS HER IN THE BOOB.
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HELLO!
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HELLO, FATHER.
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GARY, GAIL,
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AND YOU MUST BE
SHARON AND JOHNNY.
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HELLO, I'M FATHER VITERI.
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I BROUGHT YOU A
LITTLE TREAT, FATHER.
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WHAT? NOT THE MAPLE BARS.
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OH! YEAH!
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ARE YOU WORKIN' FOR THE DEVIL?
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HE ASKED YOU A QUESTION.
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LET'S ALL HAVE A
SEAT. LET'S RELAX.
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NOW, I AM AWARE
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THAT YOU TWO ARE
INTERESTED IN THE SAME DATE.
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BUT REMEMBER, THIS
IS NOT A COMPETITION.
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THIS IS RELIGIOUS COUNSELING,
AND IT'S ACTUALLY A LOT OF FUN!
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NOW, WHO HERE WANTS TO TELL ME
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SOMETHING THEY REALLY
LOVE ABOUT THEIR PARTNER?
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WELL, IT SURE ISN'T SEX!
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HEY, BERG.
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GUESS WHERE I WAS?
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YOU WENT DOWN TO THE GAS
STATION TO USE THE BATHROOM.
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HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT?
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BECAUSE YOU'VE GOT A HUGE
WOODEN KEY IN YOUR POCKET.
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MAN, THEY'RE GONNA BE FURIOUS.
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I ALREADY LOST THE ONE
ATTACHED TO THE HUBCAP.
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BERG, THIS IS RIDICULOUS.
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IF YOU WANTED ASHLEY TO MOVE IN,
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WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST ASK ME?
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PETE, IF SHE MOVED IN,
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YOU WOULD BE THE FIRST TO KNOW.
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I AM THE FIRST TO KNOW.
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SHE DOESN'T LIVE HERE.
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SHE SLEEPS HERE EVERY NIGHT.
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OKAY, I DON'T MEAN TO BRAG,
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BUT THAT'S NOT SOMETHING
SHE CAN CONTROL.
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WHY IS THERE A PICTURE OF
HER FAMILY IN THE HALLWAY?
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WHY DO WE HAVE COASTERS?
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AND WHY ARE OUR TISSUES
COMING OUT OF A CROCHETED CAT?
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I KNOW HOW YOU
FEEL ABOUT ASHLEY.
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YOU THINK SHE'S PUSHY
AND MANIPULATIVE.
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BUT SHE WOULD NEVER
MOVE INTO THIS APARTMENT
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WITHOUT MY PERMISSION.
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HOW ABOUT FORWARDING HER
MAIL WITHOUT YOUR PERMISSION?
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THAT PUSHY, MANIPULATIVE...
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DON'T LET HER GET
AWAY WITH IT. I WON'T!
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SHE CAN'T DO THIS! SHE CAN'T!
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KICK HER OUT! NO WAY!
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SHE MOVED IN HERE
WITHOUT ASKING.
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IS THAT THE
RELATIONSHIP YOU WANT?
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NO.
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NO, IT'S NOT.
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THEN DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT.
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BE A MAN. STAND
UP FOR YOUR RIGHTS.
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I COULD DO THAT.
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ANYTHING LESS WOULD BE PATHETIC.
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YOU ARE RIGHT!
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I CAN BARELY STAND
TO LOOK AT YOU!
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WE'LL HAVE NO MORE OF THAT.
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ALL RIGHT.
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BUT YOU'RE GONNA
DO SOMETHING, RIGHT?
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I'M GONNA TELL HER I'VE HAD IT,
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AND SHE HAS TO MOVE OUT!
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PETE'S HAD IT.
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HE WANTS YOU TO MOVE OUT.
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WHY IS HE BRINGING THIS UP NOW?
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I'VE BEEN LIVING HERE
FOR OVER A MONTH.
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A MONTH?
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ANYWAY, PETE SAID HE'S
FINE IF YOU SPEND THE NIGHT,
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AS LONG AS YOU, YOU
KNOW, LIVE SOMEPLACE ELSE.
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I GUESS HE'S JUST
MORE COMFORTABLE
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WITH OUR RELATIONSHIP
THE WAY IT WAS BEFORE.
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WAIT A MINUTE.
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WHAT HAPPENS IF I GET
PETE TO SAY THAT IT'S OKAY
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THAT I LIVE HERE?
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OH, I DON'T KNOW. I FOUGHT
REALLY HARD FOR YOU.
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I ALMOST PUNCHED
HIM IN THE FACE.
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WELL... I THINK I
COULD CONVINCE HIM.
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THERE YOU GO. THAT'S THE SPIRIT!
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NOW I WANNA SEE YOU APPLY THAT
ENERGY TO FINDING A NEW PLACE.
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OH, FATHER!
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IT'S A TRUE STORY!
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BUT I DON'T TELL THAT
STORY JUST FOR THE LAUGHS.
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I TELL THAT STORY TO ILLUSTRATE
THE IMPORTANCE OF COMMUNICATION.
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WE FIND THAT MOST MARITAL
PROBLEMS CAN BE TRACED BACK
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TO A LACK OF COMMUNICATION.
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I WAS SAYING EXACTLY
THE SAME THING TO SHARON
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ON THE WAY TO BINGO.
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VERY GOOD. ALL RIGHT.
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GAIL, COULD YOU
GIVE US AN EXAMPLE
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OF HOW YOU AND GARY COMMUNICATE?
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FOR ONE THING, EVERY NIGHT,
GARY AND I SET ASIDE AN HOUR
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TO TALK ABOUT OUR DAY.
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WE CALL IT "SHARE TIME."
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SO, DURING SHARE TIME, DOES
GARY GET TO SAY ANYTHING?
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JOHNNY, COULD YOU
GIVE US AN EXAMPLE
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OF HOW A COMMUNICATION MIGHT
GO BETWEEN YOU AND SHARON?
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OKAY.
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UM, WELL, USUALLY I
JUST TRY TO FIGURE OUT
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WHAT WOULD GET ME INTO
THE LEAST AMOUNT OF TROUBLE,
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AND I JUST GO WITH THAT.
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WELL, YOU DIDN'T
DO IT THIS TIME!
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LET'S NOT GET INTO
A FIGHT, YOU TWO.
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NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
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I LIKE THE WAY THEY BANTER.
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A GOOD SENSE OF HUMOR
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IS AN IMPORTANT PART
OF ANY RELATIONSHIP.
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JOHNNY AND I HAVE NO
PROBLEM COMMUNICATING.
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ELABORATE.
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WELL, A PERFECT EXAMPLE
OF THAT WOULD BE THE TIME...
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A PERFECT EXAMPLE.
WOW, THERE ARE SO MANY!
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WELL, JUST PICK ONE.
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OKAY, OKAY.
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UM, OKAY.
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I REMEMBER ONCE MY MOM
WAS GOING INTO THE HOSPITAL
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FOR AN OPERATION,
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AND MY FLIGHT WAS DELAYED
HOME UNTIL THE NEXT DAY.
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AND I FELT SO SCARED
AND HELPLESS, YOU KNOW?
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BUT JOHNNY WAS THERE FOR ME.
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HE STAYED WITH ME ALL
NIGHT AT THE AIRPORT,
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AND WE TALKED ABOUT... I
DON'T KNOW, ABOUT EVERYTHING.
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AND HOW IS YOUR MOTHER?
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OH, WONDERFUL.
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THEY SUCKED OVER
50 POUNDS OF FAT.
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BUT THE POINT IS,
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JOHNNY TALKED ME THROUGH ONE
OF THE WORST NIGHTS OF MY LIFE.
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NOW, THAT IS A BEAUTIFUL STORY.
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JUST LIKE A FAIRY TALE.
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"DUNVILLE, BERGEN, WALKER"?
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SORRY, ASHLEY, BUT
YOU'LL BE BUNKIN' WITH...
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THE LOCHNESSKIS.
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I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU LIED
TO FATHER VITERI LIKE THAT!
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WHAT DID YOU EXPECT ME TO DO?
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THEY WERE LIKE LITTLE
CHRISTIAN CON MEN!
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BESIDES, WE GOT THE CHURCH.
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I AM NOT COMFORTABLE WITH THIS.
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WHAT?!
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I-I JUST... I WANTED TO...
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DID I GET MY MAIL?
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LET'S JUST KEEP THE
DATE, AND I PROMISE
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THIS IS THE LAST
TIME I LIE TO A PRIEST.
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I AM NOT KEEPING THAT DATE,
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NOT UNLESS YOU GO AND
TELL FATHER VITERI THE TRUTH.
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Pete... GET OUT OF MY WAY!
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PETE, WHAT DO YOU THINK?
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SHARON, HE'S NOT
COMFORTABLE LYING TO CLERGY.
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SOME PEOPLE WOULD SEE
THAT AS A GOOD QUALITY.
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AND BESIDES, THIS
IS HIS WEDDING, TOO.
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I SUPPOSE.
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HELLO, PETER.
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I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU.
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WHAT'S UP?
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LET'S BE HONEST.
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YOU DON'T LIKE ME
AND I DETEST YOU.
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YOU DON'T THINK MUCH OF
ME AND I THINK YOU'RE A TURD.
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YOU HAD ME AT "HELLO."
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I WANT YOU TO TELL BERG
THAT YOU WANT ME TO LIVE HERE.
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YES, AND I WANNA BE
A PRETTY BALLERINA
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AND DANCE AT THE CZAR'S BALL.
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OPEN IT.
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WHAT IS THIS?
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MY SHARE OF THE RENT
FOR ONE YEAR IN ADVANCE.
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AND IF YOU DON'T TELL BERG,
HE'LL CONTINUE TO PAY 1/2,
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AND WITH MY 1/3, YOU'LL
ONLY HAVE TO PAY 1/6.
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I GET ALL OF IT?
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YEAH, AND I GOT IT IN ONES.
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IT'S EASIER FOR THE LAP DANCERS.
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NOT SO FAST, ASHLEY.
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YOU GOT ME TO THE BALL.
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NOW, LET'S DANCE.
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OKAY.
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YOU'VE GOT FIRST PRIORITY
WITH THE BATHROOM.
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OOH, YEAH.
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YEAH, IT'S GOT A GOOD BEAT.
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BUT I'M STILL LEANIN'
AGAINST THE WALL.
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OKAY, I WILL INTRODUCE YOU
TO THE NURSE OF YOUR CHOICE.
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YOU CAN HAVE A REAL ONE,
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OR A GIRL THAT JUST
DRESSES LIKE ONE FOR PARTIES.
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YOU GOT ME ON THE FLOOR
NOW, BUT IT'S JUST... I GET...
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00:12:21,475 --> 00:12:23,775
I JUST WANT MORE STUFF.
236
00:12:23,810 --> 00:12:26,344
OKAY, FINE. THIS IS
YOUR FINAL OFFER.
237
00:12:26,379 --> 00:12:27,912
YOU GOT THE CASH.
238
00:12:27,948 --> 00:12:29,814
YOU GOT THE BATHROOM.
239
00:12:29,850 --> 00:12:31,282
YOU GOT THE NURSE.
240
00:12:31,317 --> 00:12:34,519
AND FOR EVERY THREE
TIMES YOU INSULT ME,
241
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I WILL ONLY RETORT TO ONE.
242
00:12:37,156 --> 00:12:39,557
THAT MEANS "RESPOND."
243
00:12:39,593 --> 00:12:43,495
I'M STILL NOT SURE.
244
00:12:43,530 --> 00:12:45,808
OKAY, THIS OFFER'S ONLY
GOOD FOR 10 SECONDS.
245
00:12:45,832 --> 00:12:48,232
7, 6, 5, 4... I'LL TAKE IT!
246
00:12:48,267 --> 00:12:51,469
I'D BE A GREAT SENATOR.
247
00:12:53,272 --> 00:12:56,273
HOW MUCH MONEY DID YOU HAVE
TO GIVE BERG FOR HIM TO AGREE?
248
00:12:56,309 --> 00:12:58,209
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
249
00:12:58,244 --> 00:13:01,613
THIS MORNING HE WAS TALKING
ABOUT THROWING YOU OUT.
250
00:13:03,383 --> 00:13:06,551
NOW I REALIZE I'VE SAID
SOMETHING TERRIBLY WRONG.
251
00:13:06,586 --> 00:13:09,420
THAT JERK!
252
00:13:09,455 --> 00:13:13,290
IF IT MAKES YOU FEEL ANY BETTER,
HE WON'T SEE A DIME OF THIS.
253
00:13:13,326 --> 00:13:14,926
FORGET IT.
254
00:13:14,961 --> 00:13:18,062
IF BERG DOESN'T WANT ME
HERE, THEN ALL DEALS ARE OFF.
255
00:13:18,097 --> 00:13:21,332
COME BACK CASHLEY... ASHLEY.
256
00:13:21,367 --> 00:13:23,968
I-I JUST... BECAUSE
I WAS NERVOUS
257
00:13:24,004 --> 00:13:27,338
ABOUT LOSING THE JUNE
WEDDING DATE TO GAIL...
258
00:13:27,373 --> 00:13:30,575
AND WHO KNOWS IF
EVERYTHING SHE SAID WAS TRUE?
259
00:13:30,610 --> 00:13:32,544
I MADE UP THAT LITTLE WHITE LIE
260
00:13:32,579 --> 00:13:35,980
ABOUT JOHNNY TALKING
WITH ME ALL NIGHT.
261
00:13:37,283 --> 00:13:39,316
IT WASN'T A COMPLETE
LIE BECAUSE SOMEONE
262
00:13:39,352 --> 00:13:41,519
REALLY DID STAY UP
WITH ME THAT NIGHT,
263
00:13:41,555 --> 00:13:44,422
EXCEPT IT WASN'T JOHNNY.
264
00:13:44,457 --> 00:13:45,467
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
265
00:13:45,491 --> 00:13:47,158
WHO DID STAY UP WITH YOU?
266
00:13:47,193 --> 00:13:48,927
A FRIEND OF MINE... PETE.
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00:13:48,962 --> 00:13:50,962
PETE.
268
00:13:50,997 --> 00:13:52,196
HE'S JUST A FRIEND.
269
00:13:53,600 --> 00:13:56,233
I MEAN, HE DID KISS ME ONCE.
270
00:13:56,269 --> 00:14:00,972
AND HE FLEW TO PARIS
BECAUSE HE WAS IN LOVE WITH ME.
271
00:14:01,007 --> 00:14:06,277
AND I FELT A LITTLE SOMETHING
FOR HIM, BUT THAT PASSED.
272
00:14:06,312 --> 00:14:08,012
IS THIS BORING?
273
00:14:08,048 --> 00:14:09,992
NO, NO! I THINK I GOT IT.
274
00:14:10,016 --> 00:14:13,217
YOU TOLD ME THE STORY
ABOUT YOU AND ANOTHER MAN
275
00:14:13,252 --> 00:14:17,154
SO THAT I WOULD THINK YOU
AND JOHNNY MADE A NICE COUPLE.
276
00:14:18,658 --> 00:14:21,358
IT MADE SENSE AT THE TIME!
277
00:14:22,462 --> 00:14:24,161
SO WE'RE ON FOR THE 24th?
278
00:14:24,197 --> 00:14:26,263
BEFORE WE TALK ABOUT THAT,
279
00:14:26,299 --> 00:14:27,699
I THINK YOU AND JOHNNY
280
00:14:27,734 --> 00:14:31,069
ARE OVERDUE FOR A
REAL CONVERSATION.
281
00:14:31,104 --> 00:14:33,504
BUT THAT'S JUST A
SUGGESTION, RIGHT?
282
00:14:33,539 --> 00:14:35,807
I DON'T HAVE TO
IF I DON'T WANT TO?
283
00:14:35,842 --> 00:14:39,844
RIGHT, ALTHOUGH A MARRIAGE
SHOULD BE BASED ON TRUTH.
284
00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:41,779
BUT YOU CAN'T TELL HIM.
285
00:14:41,815 --> 00:14:43,715
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT.
286
00:14:43,750 --> 00:14:46,718
I AM GOING TO HOLD THIS
DATE FOR YOU UNTIL TOMORROW.
287
00:14:46,753 --> 00:14:50,521
IF YOU REALLY FEEL LIKE
YOU'RE READY TO GET MARRIED,
288
00:14:50,556 --> 00:14:51,656
CALL ME.
289
00:14:51,691 --> 00:14:53,958
WE'RE READY. CALL ME.
290
00:14:58,397 --> 00:14:59,675
ASHLEY?
291
00:14:59,699 --> 00:15:02,066
Ashley: WILL YOU
GET THAT? I'M BUSY.
292
00:15:02,102 --> 00:15:06,370
OF COURSE I'M GONNA
GET IT. IT'S MY PHONE.
293
00:15:06,405 --> 00:15:08,673
MY HOUSE.
294
00:15:08,708 --> 00:15:10,041
YEAH, HOLD ON.
295
00:15:10,076 --> 00:15:11,220
IT'S FOR YOU.
296
00:15:11,244 --> 00:15:12,610
TAKE A MESSAGE.
297
00:15:12,646 --> 00:15:14,245
CAN I TAKE A MESSAGE?
298
00:15:14,280 --> 00:15:18,716
YEAH, OKAY, I'LL TELL HER.
299
00:15:18,752 --> 00:15:20,262
ASHLEY, A GUY NAMED
JERRY JUST CALLED.
300
00:15:20,286 --> 00:15:22,231
HE SAYS THE APARTMENT'S
YOURS IF YOU WANT IT.
301
00:15:22,255 --> 00:15:24,555
GREAT. I WAS JUST
PACKING MY BAGS.
302
00:15:24,590 --> 00:15:28,459
IT DIDN'T WORK OUT
WITH PETE? SON OF A...
303
00:15:28,494 --> 00:15:30,028
I'M SORRY, BABY.
304
00:15:30,063 --> 00:15:33,731
THE LEAST I CAN DO
IS CALL YOU A CAB,
305
00:15:33,767 --> 00:15:35,745
AND THEN WHEN YOU
FINISH UNPACKING,
306
00:15:35,769 --> 00:15:39,236
YOU CAN COME BACK HERE
FOR A LITTLE SLEEPOVER?
307
00:15:39,272 --> 00:15:41,505
I'M NOT SLEEPING OVER.
308
00:15:41,541 --> 00:15:43,141
NO, YOU CAN SLEEP OVER.
309
00:15:43,176 --> 00:15:45,777
PETE LOVED THAT.
310
00:15:45,812 --> 00:15:48,646
AW, GEE, BERG, DOES
YOUR ARM HURT THERE?
311
00:15:48,682 --> 00:15:49,647
NO.
312
00:15:49,683 --> 00:15:51,549
OW!
313
00:15:51,584 --> 00:15:54,719
PETE TOLD ME THAT YOU
DIDN'T WANT ME TO LIVE HERE.
314
00:15:54,754 --> 00:15:56,387
YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED?
315
00:15:56,422 --> 00:15:59,757
PETE WANTED TO ADOPT A
MONKEY AND CALL IT "ASHLEY."
316
00:15:59,793 --> 00:16:01,092
SAVE IT, BERG.
317
00:16:01,127 --> 00:16:02,794
GOD, THIS ISN'T ABOUT PETE.
318
00:16:02,829 --> 00:16:05,529
WHY DIDN'T YOU HAVE
THE GUTS TO TELL ME
319
00:16:05,565 --> 00:16:07,364
THAT YOU DIDN'T WANT ME HERE?
320
00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:09,633
I DID WANT YOU HERE.
321
00:16:09,669 --> 00:16:11,580
I WAS VERY HAPPY
WITH YOU LIVING HERE
322
00:16:11,604 --> 00:16:14,072
UNTIL I FOUND OUT THAT
YOU WERE LIVING HERE.
323
00:16:14,107 --> 00:16:15,940
THEN WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?
324
00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:17,408
I SHOULD STAY.
325
00:16:17,443 --> 00:16:19,889
YOU MAKE ALL THE DECISIONS
IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
326
00:16:19,913 --> 00:16:21,193
I'M SICK AND TIRED OF IT.
327
00:16:22,248 --> 00:16:23,681
THIS IS MY APARTMENT
328
00:16:23,717 --> 00:16:26,228
AND I WILL DECIDE
WHO LIVES HERE.
329
00:16:26,252 --> 00:16:27,885
DO YOU WANT ME TO LEAVE?
330
00:16:27,921 --> 00:16:30,066
YES, I DO. THAT'S WHAT I WANT.
331
00:16:30,090 --> 00:16:32,168
SO THAT'S THE WAY IT'S GONNA BE.
332
00:16:32,192 --> 00:16:34,092
FINE. I'M LEAVING.
333
00:16:34,127 --> 00:16:35,960
GOODBYE. YES, IT IS!
334
00:16:37,563 --> 00:16:38,730
STOP!
335
00:16:41,334 --> 00:16:45,269
I'M, UH, MAKING
ANOTHER DECISION.
336
00:16:45,304 --> 00:16:49,107
I WANT YOU TO MOVE IN WITH ME.
337
00:16:49,142 --> 00:16:50,608
EXCUSE ME?
338
00:16:50,643 --> 00:16:52,276
NOW THAT I HAVE KICKED YOU OUT,
339
00:16:52,311 --> 00:16:53,845
I AM FREE TO INVITE YOU BACK.
340
00:16:53,880 --> 00:16:56,058
YOU ARE NOW LIVING
HERE BECAUSE I...
341
00:16:56,082 --> 00:16:58,249
MADE IT SO.
342
00:16:58,284 --> 00:17:01,085
ARE YOU SURE?
343
00:17:01,121 --> 00:17:02,386
YES, I'M SURE.
344
00:17:02,421 --> 00:17:05,757
NOW, I'M FINDING
MYSELF QUITE VIRILE,
345
00:17:05,792 --> 00:17:08,793
SO I WANT YOU TO GO THE BEDROOM,
346
00:17:08,828 --> 00:17:10,427
UNPACK YOUR BAGS,
347
00:17:10,463 --> 00:17:14,298
AND WAIT FOR ME TO
HAVE MY WAY WITH YOU.
348
00:17:14,333 --> 00:17:15,800
HUH.
349
00:17:15,835 --> 00:17:19,536
I DON'T THINK WE'VE EVER
DONE IT YOUR WAY BEFORE.
350
00:17:20,740 --> 00:17:22,006
HEY.
351
00:17:22,041 --> 00:17:23,908
HEY. PERFECT TIMING!
352
00:17:23,943 --> 00:17:26,021
I THOUGHT I'D COOK
FOR YOU TONIGHT.
353
00:17:26,045 --> 00:17:27,411
I MADE YOUR FAVORITES.
354
00:17:27,446 --> 00:17:28,880
OH, BEEF STROGANOFF!
355
00:17:28,915 --> 00:17:32,049
OH, SPAGHETTI AND MEATBALLS.
356
00:17:32,085 --> 00:17:33,651
MY FAVORITE!
357
00:17:33,686 --> 00:17:38,923
SO, I GUESS ALL THIS MEANS YOU
DIDN'T SPEAK TO FATHER VITERI.
358
00:17:38,958 --> 00:17:40,792
NO, I WENT.
359
00:17:40,827 --> 00:17:43,861
WE TALKED ABOUT THE IMPORTANCE
OF HONESTY AND FORGIVENESS
360
00:17:43,897 --> 00:17:45,396
IN A RELATIONSHIP.
361
00:17:45,431 --> 00:17:47,031
MAINLY FORGIVENESS.
362
00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:50,467
HE WAS REALLY PUSHIN'
THE FORGIVENESS.
363
00:17:50,503 --> 00:17:53,137
SHARON, WHAT IS IT?
364
00:17:53,173 --> 00:17:56,274
YOU KNOW THAT STORY
I TOLD FATHER VITERI
365
00:17:56,309 --> 00:17:59,343
ABOUT YOU AND ME
STAYING UP ALL NIGHT?
366
00:17:59,378 --> 00:18:02,446
WELL, IT WASN'T MADE-UP.
367
00:18:02,481 --> 00:18:06,851
IT ACTUALLY HAPPENED...
BETWEEN ME AND PETE.
368
00:18:09,823 --> 00:18:11,155
I SEE.
369
00:18:11,191 --> 00:18:13,357
ARE YOU MAD?
370
00:18:13,392 --> 00:18:16,327
ME? WHY WOULD I BE MAD?
371
00:18:16,362 --> 00:18:20,531
JUST BECAUSE YOUR EXAMPLE
OF ONE OF OUR CLOSEST MOMENTS
372
00:18:20,566 --> 00:18:24,535
HAPPENED BETWEEN
YOU AND ANOTHER GUY?
373
00:18:24,570 --> 00:18:26,503
A GUY THAT WAS IN LOVE WITH YOU.
374
00:18:26,539 --> 00:18:29,473
DOES HE LIVE ON SOME
FAR-OFF CORNER OF THE EARTH?
375
00:18:29,508 --> 00:18:32,944
NO! He's downstairs! Lucky me!
376
00:18:32,979 --> 00:18:35,913
YEAH, WELL, HERE'S
THE UPSETTING PART.
377
00:18:35,949 --> 00:18:38,082
THAT WASN'T THE UPSETTING PART?
378
00:18:38,117 --> 00:18:43,520
I HAD SOME FEELINGS
FOR PETE, TOO.
379
00:18:43,556 --> 00:18:46,824
I DON'T BELIEVE THIS.
380
00:18:46,860 --> 00:18:49,660
I DIDN'T EVEN REALIZE IT
UNTIL AFTER YOU PROPOSED!
381
00:18:49,695 --> 00:18:51,462
SO THAT'S WHY YOU
WOULDN'T ANSWER ME?
382
00:18:51,497 --> 00:18:52,897
THAT'S WHY YOU JERKED ME AROUND
383
00:18:52,932 --> 00:18:54,866
WITH THIS "ENGAGEMENT
THEORY" GARBAGE?
384
00:18:54,901 --> 00:18:56,467
THAT WAS A LEGITIMATE ANSWER!
385
00:18:56,502 --> 00:18:59,370
AN ENGAGEMENT IS A
PROMISE TO BE MARRIED...
386
00:18:59,405 --> 00:19:00,471
JUST STOP.
387
00:19:00,506 --> 00:19:02,907
WILL YOU JUST PLEASE TALK TO ME?
388
00:19:02,942 --> 00:19:07,711
HOW WOULD YOU FEEL IF I TOLD
YOU THAT I HAD FEELINGS FOR PETE?!
389
00:19:07,747 --> 00:19:09,680
OR SOMEONE.
390
00:19:09,715 --> 00:19:13,918
NO WONDER I'VE HAD SECOND
THOUGHTS ABOUT THIS MARRIAGE.
391
00:19:13,953 --> 00:19:16,487
YOU HAD SECOND THOUGHTS
ABOUT THIS MARRIAGE?
392
00:19:16,522 --> 00:19:18,555
DROP A BOMB, WHY DON'T YOU?
393
00:19:18,591 --> 00:19:20,224
CAN YOU BLAME ME?
394
00:19:20,260 --> 00:19:22,493
I KNEW SOMETHING WAS UP,
395
00:19:22,528 --> 00:19:24,695
BUT DO WE TALK ABOUT IT? NO!
396
00:19:24,730 --> 00:19:26,463
WE DON'T TALK ABOUT ANYTHING!
397
00:19:26,499 --> 00:19:27,709
WHAT DO YOU THINK
WE'RE DOING RIGHT NOW?
398
00:19:27,733 --> 00:19:30,467
STARTING MY HISTORY
OF HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE?
399
00:19:30,503 --> 00:19:32,381
WE'RE TALKING!
WE'RE COMMUNICATING!
400
00:19:32,405 --> 00:19:35,406
WE'RE REVEALING DEEP SECRETS
THAT WILL HAUNT US FOREVER!
401
00:19:35,441 --> 00:19:36,707
ISN'T THAT GREAT?
402
00:19:38,711 --> 00:19:43,580
WELL, I HAVE TO ADMIT, IT'S
BETTER THAN NOT KNOWING.
403
00:19:43,616 --> 00:19:46,417
BY ABOUT THIS MUCH.
404
00:19:49,355 --> 00:19:51,155
DO YOU STILL HAVE DOUBTS?
405
00:19:51,190 --> 00:19:54,258
YEAH.
406
00:19:54,294 --> 00:19:58,862
SO, WHAT DO WE DO?
407
00:19:58,898 --> 00:20:01,032
WE'LL KEEP TALKING,
408
00:20:01,067 --> 00:20:04,501
AND EVENTUALLY THEY'LL GO AWAY.
409
00:20:04,537 --> 00:20:05,669
GREAT.
410
00:20:05,704 --> 00:20:08,005
WE'LL WORK ON IT TOGETHER.
411
00:20:08,041 --> 00:20:10,241
All right.
412
00:20:10,276 --> 00:20:13,277
All right? Right.
413
00:20:15,448 --> 00:20:17,548
SO, WHO NEEDS COUNSELING?
414
00:20:17,583 --> 00:20:19,216
WE DO.
415
00:20:19,252 --> 00:20:25,722
BIG TIME.
416
00:20:25,758 --> 00:20:27,858
100, 200, 300.
417
00:20:27,893 --> 00:20:32,229
I WOULD'VE BEEN
HAPPY RIGHT THERE.
418
00:20:32,265 --> 00:20:35,566
BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!
419
00:20:35,601 --> 00:20:39,170
400, 500... Berg: PETE.
420
00:20:39,205 --> 00:20:41,272
HEY, LISTEN, UH...
421
00:20:41,307 --> 00:20:46,009
NO, NO, ASHLEY, YOU
JUST STAY RIGHT THERE!
422
00:20:49,915 --> 00:20:53,250
I THINK WE HAVE A LITTLE
ASHLEY-MONEY ISSUE TO DISCUSS.
423
00:20:53,286 --> 00:20:57,188
OH. LOOK, BERG, I
WAS GONNA MENTION...
424
00:20:57,223 --> 00:20:58,422
NO, YOU WEREN'T.
425
00:20:58,457 --> 00:21:00,191
NO, REALLY...
426
00:21:00,226 --> 00:21:02,859
I OWE YOU HER THIRD OF THE RENT.
427
00:21:02,895 --> 00:21:05,196
SHE'S MY GIRLFRIEND.
428
00:21:05,231 --> 00:21:07,364
NO ARGUMENTS.
429
00:21:07,400 --> 00:21:12,570
IT'S JUST THAT
MONEY IS SO TACKY.
430
00:21:14,039 --> 00:21:15,972
WAIT, BERG.
431
00:21:16,008 --> 00:21:18,342
THERE IS ONE THING.
432
00:21:18,377 --> 00:21:22,580
THIS DOESN'T REALLY
COVER UTILITIES.
433
00:21:22,615 --> 00:21:24,848
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?
434
00:21:24,883 --> 00:21:26,584
I'LL EAT IT.
435
00:21:26,619 --> 00:21:28,118
THANK YOU. YOU'RE THE BEST.
436
00:21:29,522 --> 00:21:31,755
BOYS, WE HAVE COMPANY!
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