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YOU THINK YOU SAW
LOVE IN SHARON'S EYES.
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YOU KNOW WHAT I SAW? PAIN.
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PAIN BECAUSE OF ME.
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I'LL LET YOU KNOW
WHERE I END UP.
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SHARON, WILL YOU MARRY ME?
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YES.
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IN THEORY.
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IN THEORY? WHAT THE
HELL DOES THAT MEAN?
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IT IS WHAT IT IS.
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BUT IT'S A YES, RIGHT?
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YES, IN THEORY.
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I HEARD YES! OH.
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I'M COMING!
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I'M COMING.
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WHY DID PETE GO TO PARIS?
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FOR THE SNAILS.
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HE LEFT BECAUSE
OF ME, DIDN'T HE?
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YES. THAT'S WHY
EVERYBODY GOES TO EUROPE.
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IN FACT, AT CUSTOMS,
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THEY ASK, "BUSINESS, PLEASURE,
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OR BECAUSE OF SHARON?"
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WHY ARE YOU BEING LIKE THIS?
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I'M NOT BEING LIKE
THIS. I'M BEING LIKE THIS.
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OKAY.
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HERE'S YOUR NAME TAG, JAMES.
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ACTUALLY, EVERYONE
CALLS ME GERM.
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YEAH, BUT YOU SEE,
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GERM IS NOT THE BEST NICKNAME
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IN A RESTAURANT.
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THAT'S WHY RAT LOST HIS JOB.
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GOOD POINT, SIR.
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SIR? HA HA.
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YOU DON'T HAVE TO CALL ME SIR.
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I'M NOT YOUR BOSS.
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OH, I KNOW.
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IT'S JUST, MY DAD TAUGHT ME
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TO RESPECT, LIKE, OLDER PEOPLE.
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DO YOU KNOW MY DAD?
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DID YOU KNOW AT THE AGE OF 25,
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THE HUMAN BODY
BEGINS TO DEGENERATE?
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YOU STOP PRODUCING BRAIN CELLS,
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AND YOUR EARS, UH,
THEY BEGIN TO GROW HAIR.
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YOU CAN'T STOP THE INEVITABLE.
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YOU CAN ONLY SLOW
IT DOWN WITH BEER.
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Sharon: WHAT'S WITH HIM?
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THE NEW KID AT
WORK CALLED HIM SIR.
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OH, MAN, WHAT A
HORRIBLE THING TO HAPPEN
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WITH SOMEBODY SO VAIN.
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YOU KNOW, THE SECOND
SOMEBODY REALIZES
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THEY'RE REALLY GOOD-LOOKING,
YOU'RE LABELED "VAIN."
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THANKS FOR INVITING
US DOWN FOR DINNER.
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WE WANTED TO CELEBRATE
YOUR ENGAGEMENT.
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ENGAGEMENT IN THEORY.
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
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WE HAVEN'T HAD A
CHANCE TO SEE THE RING.
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OH, OH, OH, OH, YES. HA HA.
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A MARQUISE. IT'S BEAUTIFUL.
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GOSH, ONE MIGHT
ALMOST BE TEMPTED
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TO WEAR IT ON THE
OUTSIDE OF THE BLOUSE.
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WE DON'T WANT TO
RUSH THINGS, RIGHT?
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WHATEVER MAKES YOU HAPPY.
IF YOU'RE HAPPY, I'M HAPPY.
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SO APPARENTLY I'M VERY HAPPY.
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BONJOUR, EVERYONE!
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PETE, YOU'RE BACK!
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HOW WAS THE TRIP?
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OH, IT WAS GREAT, AND I WANT...
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WAIT. COLETTE.
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BONSOIR.
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HEY. LOOK WHAT PETE
BROUGHT ME FROM PARIS.
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EVERYONE,
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UM, THIS IS MY
GIRLFRIEND COLETTE.
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BONSOIR.
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SHE DOESN'T SPEAK ENGLISH.
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THAT WOULD EXPLAIN
THE GIBBERISH.
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SO HOW'D YOU TWO KIDS MEET?
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OH, WELL, MY FIRST
DAY IN FRANCE,
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SOME CON ARTIST
STOLE ALL MY MONEY,
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SO I GOT STINKING DRUNK
IN THE POURING RAIN,
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I FELL INTO THE STREET,
AND COLETTE RAN ME OVER.
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THAT'S EXACTLY
HOW MY PARENTS MET.
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WHAT HAPPENED TO THE APARTMENT?
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AH, PETE, THE WINDS OF CHANGE.
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YOU SEE, THE PREVIOUS
PALETTE WASN'T WORKING FOR ME,
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SO I DECIDED TO GO
WITH SORT OF A RANCH...
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ASHLEY?
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I AM SO WHIPPED.
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YOU MUST BE HUNGRY.
YOU WANT TO JOIN US?
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OOH, CHAMPAGNE.
WHAT'S THE OCCASION?
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NO OCCASION.
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JUST A FEW FRIENDS
HAVING DINNER.
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SHARON AND JOHNNY ARE ENGAGED.
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WOW! WOW, ENGAGED.
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ACTUALLY, WE'RE
ENGAGED IN THEORY.
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OH. OH. WELL, HEY,
CONGRATULATIONS.
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I'D EXPLAIN IT TO
COLETTE IF I SPOKE FRENCH
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AND UNDERSTOOD WHAT
YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT.
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WHY IS EVERYONE HAVING
SUCH A TOUGH TIME WITH THIS?
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AN ENGAGEMENT IS A
PROMISE TO BE MARRIED.
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I AM PROMISING TO BE ENGAGED,
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WHICH, IN THEORY, IS A
PROMISE TO BE MARRIED.
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HENCE, WE ARE ENGAGED IN THEORY.
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GOOD LUCK FINDING
A CARD FOR THAT.
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COLETTE, UM, ARE YOU HUNGRY?
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I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S THE WINE
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OR SOMEONE MAKING OUT WITH PETE,
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BUT I'VE LOST MY APPETITE.
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HEY, MAN, I NOTICE YOU
DIDN'T CHARGE YOUR FRIENDS
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FOR THAT SLICE.
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OH, YEAH. THAT'S BECAUSE I
FOUND IT IN THE BATHROOM.
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THAT'S COOL.
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I USED TO SNEAK MY FRIENDS
A SLICE NOW AND AGAIN.
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OH, YOU MEAN WHEN
YOU WERE MY AGE?
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OH, COME ON. WE'RE
PRACTICALLY THE SAME AGE.
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I'M INTO THE SAME STUFF YOU ARE.
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YEAH, RIGHT.
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NO, REALLY. WHAT ARE
YOU DOING THIS AFTERNOON?
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MAYBE WE CAN HANG OUT.
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IF YOU REALLY WANT
TO, ME AND MY FRIENDS,
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WE'RE GOING TO DRAIN
MY PARENTS' POOL.
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DRAIN PARTY. YEAH.
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THEN WE'RE GOING TO SKATE IN IT.
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OH? YOU GUYS HAVE
TO EMPTY IT TO SKATE?
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HEY, BERG.
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OKAY, COLETTE, UM,
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I WANT TO BE COMPLETELY
HONEST WITH YOU.
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I WORKED HERE FOR
THREE YEARS, OKAY?
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AND WITH TIPS, I
STILL ONLY MANAGED
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TO MAKE MINIMUM WAGE.
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I WAS A TOTAL LOSER.
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I DON'T UNDERSTAND
SAME-LANGUAGE RELATIONSHIPS.
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GERM, GET HER
WHATEVER SHE... POINTS TO.
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CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR A SECOND?
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HIS NAME IS GERM?
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YEAH, HE'S COOL.
HE'S UP, GRANDPA.
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I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
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STAY.
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YOU CAN IMAGINE WHAT
HAPPENS WHEN I LEAVE FOR WORK.
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I DON'T HAVE TO.
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YOU LEFT YOUR DOOR
OPEN THIS MORNING, PETE.
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HOW LONG ARE YOU GOING
TO KEEP THIS UP, HUH?
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THIS THING WITH FRENCHIE.
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YOU'RE JUST DOING
THIS TO RILE UP SHARON.
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I BET SHE'S JUST SOME
WOMAN YOU HIRED.
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OKAY, FIRST OF ALL, I'M BROKE.
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SECONDLY, THIS HAS
NOTHING TO DO WITH SHARON.
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COLETTE IS AMAZING. HER
LOVE IS UNCONDITIONAL.
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NO QUESTIONS ASKED.
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SHE ASKS QUESTIONS.
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YOU JUST DON'T
KNOW WHAT THEY ARE.
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ADMIT IT, PETE. YOU
DON'T REALLY LOVE HER.
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YOU SEE, WE CONNECT IN A WAY
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THAT YOU WILL NEVER,
EVER UNDERSTAND.
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COME ON, COLETTE.
WE'RE OUT OF HERE.
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LEAVEZ?
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AHEM.
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EXIT-DUVEZ?
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YOU WANT TO GO FOR A CAR RIDE?
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HEY, HONEY, CAN
YOU GRAB ME A BEER?
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SURE.
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THANKS.
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NO, NO, BABY, THIS IS A SODA.
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WELL, IT DEPENDS ON
HOW YOU LOOK AT IT.
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YOU SEE A SODA. I
SEE A BEER IN THEORY.
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I'LL JUST GET IT MYSELF.
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PETE. COLETTE.
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BONJOUR.
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WE STOPPED BY TO GIVE
YOU YOUR ENGAGEMENT GIFT.
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OH. YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE.
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THAT'S WHAT I SAID,
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BUT COLETTE, SHE
INSISTED THAT WE BUY IT.
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OR SHE WAS HUNGRY. I DON'T KNOW.
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SHE SEEMED VERY EXCITED.
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WELL, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
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I'LL PUT IT RIGHT OVER
HERE WITH THE OTHERS.
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WELL, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME,
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I'LL JUST GO GET STARTED
ON THOSE THANK-YOU NOTES.
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SO, THAT'S, UH,
SEEMS KIND OF SILLY
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TO WEAR THAT THING
AROUND YOUR NECK.
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OH, YEAH, YOU'RE PROBABLY RIGHT,
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BUT AT LEAST JOHNNY
SPEAKS ENGLISH.
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HEY, HEY, HEY, DO
YOU MIND, SHARON?
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SHE'S SITTING RIGHT HERE.
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SHE CAN'T UNDERSTAND ME.
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SHE CAN TELL BY YOUR TONE.
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OKAY, BUT I'M JUST SAYING
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WE HAVE BIMBOS IN AMERICA, TOO.
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YOU SHOULD BE HAPPY FOR ME.
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I'M IN LOVE. I'M HAPPY FOR YOU.
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AND I HOPE YOU'RE...
OH, THAT'S VERY NICE.
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I HOPE YOU'RE... HEE HEE.
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I HOPE YOU'RE NOT
ENGAGED IN THEORY
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ONLY BECAUSE SOMEONE
IN YOUR LIFE CAUSED YOU
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TO NOT COMMIT COMPLETELY.
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NOT FOLLOWING YOU.
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OKAY.
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LET'S JUST SAY THERE'S
SOMEONE YOU HAD FEELINGS FOR,
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AND YOU THOUGHT THAT
THEY HAD FEELINGS FOR YOU.
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AND THEY MIGHT HAVE,
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BUT SAID PERSON HAS MOVED ON.
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IS SAID PERSON
TOMMY AT THE MARKET?
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I JUST THOUGHT I'D MENTION IT.
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HEY, WHAT DID I MISS?
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APPARENTLY NOTHING.
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WE'RE GOING TO GO.
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AU REVOIR.
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AU REVOIR.
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SEE YOU.
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WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT?
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PETE TOLD ME HE WENT TO PARIS
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BECAUSE HE HAD FEELINGS FOR ME.
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WHOA! WHAT?
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WHAT DID YOU SAY?
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WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO SAY?
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COLETTE WAS SITTING RIGHT THERE.
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OH, I DON'T KNOW.
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HOW ABOUT, UM, "I'M IN LOVE,"
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OR HOW ABOUT "I'M ENGAGED"?
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HOW ABOUT "I'M IN
LOVE AND ENGAGED"?
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DO YOU SEE A THEME HERE?
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ARE YOU JEALOUS OF PETE?
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WHY SHOULD I BE JEALOUS
OF THE GUY YOU KISSED?
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HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU?
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I WAS DRUNK.
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MAN, DOESN'T THAT COUNT
FOR ANYTHING ANYMORE?
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OKAY. IF IT'S NOT THAT,
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THEN WHY WON'T YOU
GIVE ME AN ANSWER?
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I DID ANSWER YOU. I
SAID, "YES, IN THEORY."
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YEAH, AND ABOUT THAT.
I'VE ASKED AROUND.
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THERE'S NO SUCH THING.
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WHY DO WE HAVE
TO RUSH INTO THIS?
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WE'VE ONLY KNOWN EACH
OTHER FOR SIX MONTHS.
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I GUESS THAT'S THE PROBLEM.
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YOU'VE KNOWN ME FOR SIX MONTHS,
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AND YOU FEEL RUSHED,
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AND I'VE KNOWN
YOU FOR SIX MONTHS,
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AND I WANT TO SPEND THE
REST OF MY LIFE WITH YOU.
237
00:11:21,514 --> 00:11:23,915
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
238
00:11:23,950 --> 00:11:25,683
I NEED TO GO THINK.
239
00:11:25,719 --> 00:11:28,219
YOU KNOW WHAT, SHARON?
240
00:11:28,255 --> 00:11:31,055
I DESERVE BETTER THAN THIS.
241
00:11:31,090 --> 00:11:32,990
THINK ABOUT THAT.
242
00:11:41,968 --> 00:11:43,912
BABY, WHAT WERE YOU THINKING,
243
00:11:43,936 --> 00:11:47,004
SKATEBOARDING IN A SWIMMING POOL
244
00:11:47,040 --> 00:11:48,706
WITH A BUNCH OF TEENAGERS?
245
00:11:48,741 --> 00:11:51,209
OW. WE WERE JUST
BLOWING OFF A LITTLE STEAM.
246
00:11:51,244 --> 00:11:53,577
PETE AND I USED TO ALL THE TIME.
247
00:11:53,613 --> 00:11:56,514
BUT THAT WAS A LONG TIME AGO.
248
00:11:56,549 --> 00:11:58,894
LOOK IN THERE. THIS IS NO PLACE
249
00:11:58,918 --> 00:12:01,296
FOR A 26-YEAR-OLD TO BE WORKING.
250
00:12:01,320 --> 00:12:03,287
DRAG IN A WHACK-A-MOLE,
251
00:12:03,322 --> 00:12:05,534
AND YOU GOT A CHUCK E. CHEESE.
252
00:12:05,558 --> 00:12:07,992
YOU KNOW WHAT OUR
PROBLEM IS, ASHLEY?
253
00:12:08,027 --> 00:12:10,227
YOU SPEAK ENGLISH.
254
00:12:12,932 --> 00:12:14,966
All: BERG!
255
00:12:15,001 --> 00:12:16,333
HO!
256
00:12:16,369 --> 00:12:19,236
HEY, BERG, MAN, WHO'S THE BETTY?
257
00:12:19,272 --> 00:12:21,416
THE BETTY IS ASHLEY,
AND LET ME TAKE
258
00:12:21,440 --> 00:12:24,542
A STAB IN THE DARK...
YOU MUST BE GERM.
259
00:12:24,577 --> 00:12:26,210
YEAH. YOU'RE HOT.
260
00:12:26,245 --> 00:12:29,480
AND YOUR NAME SUITS YOU.
261
00:12:31,084 --> 00:12:33,017
HO! HO, HO, HO, HO!
262
00:12:33,052 --> 00:12:35,030
WHAT THE HELL IS
GOING ON IN HERE?
263
00:12:35,054 --> 00:12:37,155
WE CAN'T HAVE A BAND IN HERE.
264
00:12:37,190 --> 00:12:39,323
AW! WHAT? AW!
265
00:12:39,358 --> 00:12:42,860
UNLESS THEY ROCK.
266
00:12:44,931 --> 00:12:46,698
YEAH.
267
00:12:46,733 --> 00:12:48,366
YOU.
268
00:12:49,970 --> 00:12:52,669
OH, HEY, PETE,
LOOKS LIKE COLETTE
269
00:12:52,705 --> 00:12:55,140
FINALLY FOUND
SOMEONE ELSE TO TALK TO.
270
00:12:55,175 --> 00:12:58,443
YEAH, WHY DON'T YOU TRY IT?
271
00:12:58,478 --> 00:13:01,111
THIS IS YOUR BIG CHANCE.
YOU CAN ASK COLETTE
272
00:13:01,147 --> 00:13:03,180
ANY QUESTIONS YOU
MIGHT HAVE ABOUT HER.
273
00:13:03,215 --> 00:13:05,917
I KNOW EVERYTHING I
NEED TO KNOW, ASHLEY.
274
00:13:05,952 --> 00:13:07,418
WE'RE IN LOVE.
275
00:13:07,454 --> 00:13:11,155
HERE'S ONE THAT'S REALLY
BEEN GNAWING AT ME.
276
00:13:11,191 --> 00:13:15,059
COLETTE, WHAT DO
YOU SEE IN PETE?
277
00:13:18,931 --> 00:13:20,898
OH, SHE SAYS HE'S THE NICEST GUY
278
00:13:20,933 --> 00:13:22,534
SHE'S EVER MET.
279
00:13:22,569 --> 00:13:25,036
HA HA HA. OHH.
280
00:13:25,071 --> 00:13:27,571
BACK IN YOUR BOX, PANDORA.
281
00:13:31,477 --> 00:13:33,143
BACON STREET.
282
00:13:33,179 --> 00:13:36,080
UH, YEAH, HOLD
ON. I'LL PAGE HIM.
283
00:13:36,115 --> 00:13:38,849
UH, HAROLD SACH?
284
00:13:38,885 --> 00:13:40,985
IS THERE A HAROLD SACH HERE?
285
00:13:41,020 --> 00:13:43,821
NO. WHAT?
286
00:13:43,856 --> 00:13:45,823
OH, SORRY. HOLD ON, HOLD ON.
287
00:13:45,858 --> 00:13:48,159
HARRY SACH.
288
00:13:48,194 --> 00:13:50,161
HA HA HA HA. HA HA HA HA.
289
00:13:50,196 --> 00:13:52,096
GUYS, LISTEN UP!
290
00:13:52,132 --> 00:13:54,565
I'M LOOKING FOR A HARRY SACH.
291
00:13:58,304 --> 00:14:01,438
HA HA HA! HA HA.
292
00:14:01,474 --> 00:14:02,773
HEY, YOU.
293
00:14:04,043 --> 00:14:05,876
STUPID KIDS.
294
00:14:10,283 --> 00:14:13,283
Girl: COLETTE WOULD
LIKE TO KNOW SOMETHING.
295
00:14:13,319 --> 00:14:14,864
QUEL GENRE DU NOM EST BERG?
296
00:14:14,888 --> 00:14:16,854
WHAT KIND OF A NAME IS BERG?
297
00:14:16,890 --> 00:14:19,723
IT'S ACTUALLY SHORT FOR
BERGEN, WHICH IS IRISH.
298
00:14:21,261 --> 00:14:24,295
WHEW!
299
00:14:24,331 --> 00:14:26,997
SHE'S SO RELIEVED. SHE
THOUGHT IT WAS JEWISH.
300
00:14:31,704 --> 00:14:35,039
WOW, AND IT SOUNDED
SO BEAUTIFUL IN FRENCH.
301
00:14:35,074 --> 00:14:37,908
COME ON. YOUR FRENCH
MUST BE A LITTLE RUSTY.
302
00:14:37,944 --> 00:14:40,344
ASK HER... ASK HER
SOMETHING SIMPLE.
303
00:14:40,379 --> 00:14:42,947
ASK HER... ASK HER
WHAT WE DID TODAY.
304
00:14:42,983 --> 00:14:46,150
QU'EST-CE QUE VOUS AVEZ
FAIRE AVEC PETE AUJOURD'HUI?
305
00:14:47,854 --> 00:14:49,820
YOU TOOK HER ON
A TOUR OF BOSTON.
306
00:14:49,856 --> 00:14:51,489
J'ADORE BOSTON...
307
00:14:51,524 --> 00:14:55,827
L'HISTOIRE... L'ARCHITECTURE...
308
00:14:58,231 --> 00:15:01,499
AND BEST OF ALL, IT'S NOT
CRAWLING WITH ALGERIANS.
309
00:15:06,772 --> 00:15:09,674
COME ON, SHE DIDN'T SAY THAT.
310
00:15:09,709 --> 00:15:12,810
NO, NOT EXACTLY. I HAD TO
CLEAN UP THE LANGUAGE...
311
00:15:12,845 --> 00:15:14,312
A LOT.
312
00:15:16,249 --> 00:15:18,448
NE PAS DE JAPANESE -
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00:15:18,484 --> 00:15:21,152
WE GOT IT. WE GOT IT. WE GOT IT.
314
00:15:23,489 --> 00:15:24,955
ARE YOU OKAY?
315
00:15:24,990 --> 00:15:30,361
WELL, I... YEAH,
I-I NEED SOME AIR.
316
00:15:30,396 --> 00:15:32,163
PETE, HOLD ON, HOLD ON.
317
00:15:32,198 --> 00:15:34,565
YOU GOING TO BE OKAY?
318
00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:36,578
YOU KNOW, BERG, I-I WAS IN LOVE
319
00:15:36,602 --> 00:15:38,914
AND EVERYTHING WAS PERFECT...
320
00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:41,672
FOR A LITTLE WHILE.
321
00:15:49,615 --> 00:15:52,350
♪ I TOOK HER OUT, IT
WAS A FRIDAY NIGHT ♪
322
00:15:52,385 --> 00:15:55,653
♪ I WORE COLOGNE TO
GET THE FEELIN' RIGHT ♪
323
00:15:55,688 --> 00:15:57,321
♪ WE STARTED MAKIN' OUT ♪
324
00:15:57,356 --> 00:16:00,858
♪ AND SHE TOOK OFF MY PANTS,
BUT THEN I TURNED ON THE TV ♪
325
00:16:00,894 --> 00:16:04,628
♪ AND THAT'S ABOUT THE TIME
SHE WALKED AWAY FROM ME ♪
326
00:16:04,664 --> 00:16:06,675
♪ NOBODY LIKES YOU
WHEN YOU'RE 23... ♪
327
00:16:06,699 --> 00:16:08,933
GERM! GERM!
328
00:16:08,969 --> 00:16:10,935
WHAT, IS IT TOO LOUD?
329
00:16:10,971 --> 00:16:13,471
NO. UH, THEY'RE NAKED!
330
00:16:13,506 --> 00:16:15,206
♪ WHAT'S MY AGE AGAIN? ♪
331
00:16:15,241 --> 00:16:16,707
♪ WHAT'S MY AGE AGAIN? ♪
332
00:16:16,743 --> 00:16:19,076
YEAH, WELL, THAT'S OUR GIMMICK
333
00:16:19,112 --> 00:16:21,578
UNTIL WE CAN AFFORD
SOME COSTUMES.
334
00:16:21,614 --> 00:16:23,725
♪ ON THE DRIVE HOME,
I CALLED HER MOM ♪
335
00:16:23,749 --> 00:16:26,017
♪ FROM A PAY PHONE... ♪
336
00:16:26,052 --> 00:16:29,019
GERM, COME HERE! I HAVE
SOMETHING TO SAY TO YOU.
337
00:16:29,054 --> 00:16:31,054
YOU WANT ME TO PULL THE PLUG.
338
00:16:31,090 --> 00:16:33,224
PARTY'S OVER. EVERYONE'S
GOT TO GO HOME.
339
00:16:33,259 --> 00:16:35,626
NO, I'M GOING HOME!
340
00:16:35,661 --> 00:16:37,261
WAIT. WHAT?
341
00:16:37,297 --> 00:16:40,264
FOR SOME REASON...
I DON'T KNOW...
342
00:16:40,299 --> 00:16:42,577
THE IDEA OF A MAN PLAYING NAKED
343
00:16:42,601 --> 00:16:44,412
JUST DOESN'T THRILL ME ANYMORE,
344
00:16:44,436 --> 00:16:47,404
SO, UH, I GUESS I'M
TRYING TO SAY I'M OLD,
345
00:16:47,439 --> 00:16:49,406
AND I'M GOING TO BED EARLY.
346
00:16:49,441 --> 00:16:51,408
YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY?
347
00:16:51,443 --> 00:16:53,911
'CAUSE I'M TIRED AND
I'VE GOT A HEADACHE.
348
00:16:53,946 --> 00:16:56,513
ENJOY THE PIZZA PLACE,
GERM. SHE'S ALL YOURS.
349
00:16:56,549 --> 00:16:57,948
I QUIT!
350
00:16:57,984 --> 00:17:00,017
ALL RIGHT, BUT BEFORE YOU GO,
351
00:17:00,052 --> 00:17:02,085
I'M GOING TO BE LATE TOMORROW.
352
00:17:18,271 --> 00:17:19,736
HEY.
353
00:17:19,772 --> 00:17:20,905
HEY.
354
00:17:20,940 --> 00:17:22,239
WHERE'S COLETTE?
355
00:17:22,275 --> 00:17:23,774
UH, SHE'S GONE.
356
00:17:23,810 --> 00:17:25,275
REALLY?
357
00:17:25,311 --> 00:17:27,778
YEAH. TURNS OUT WE
WEREN'T AS COMPATIBLE
358
00:17:27,814 --> 00:17:29,613
AS I ONCE THOUGHT...
359
00:17:29,649 --> 00:17:31,626
YOU KNOW, ME BEING
FROM NEW JERSEY
360
00:17:31,650 --> 00:17:34,084
AND HER BEING A VILE RACIST.
361
00:17:34,119 --> 00:17:35,986
YOU OKAY?
362
00:17:36,022 --> 00:17:38,923
YEAH. YEAH.
363
00:17:38,958 --> 00:17:41,091
YOU KNOW THAT GUY
YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT,
364
00:17:41,126 --> 00:17:43,093
THE ONE YOU SAID MOVED ON?
365
00:17:43,128 --> 00:17:45,696
OH, YOU MEAN TOMMY
FROM THE MARKET.
366
00:17:45,731 --> 00:17:47,765
YEAH.
367
00:17:47,801 --> 00:17:50,034
HAS HE REALLY MOVED ON?
368
00:17:50,069 --> 00:17:52,603
YEAH. YEAH, HE REALIZED
THAT HE WOULD HAVE
369
00:17:52,639 --> 00:17:54,783
SCREWED UP A GREAT FRIENDSHIP
370
00:17:54,807 --> 00:17:57,218
OVER SOMETHING THAT
WOULDN'T HAVE WORKED OUT.
371
00:17:57,242 --> 00:18:00,744
HE'S PROBABLY RIGHT.
372
00:18:00,780 --> 00:18:03,413
THAT'S A NICE NECKLACE,
BUT CALL ME CRAZY...
373
00:18:03,449 --> 00:18:05,916
I THINK IT WOULD
WORK BETTER AS A RING.
374
00:18:05,952 --> 00:18:08,152
IT'S NOT THAT SIMPLE.
IT'S COMPLICATED.
375
00:18:08,187 --> 00:18:10,487
THERE'S A LOT OF
THINGS GOING ON.
376
00:18:10,523 --> 00:18:13,491
SHARON, THERE'S ALWAYS
A LOT OF THINGS GOING ON.
377
00:18:13,526 --> 00:18:16,660
I GUESS IT DOESN'T MATTER.
JOHNNY'S GONE ANYWAY, SO...
378
00:18:16,695 --> 00:18:18,462
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
379
00:18:18,497 --> 00:18:20,910
SHARON, HE MOVED
OUT OF YOUR APARTMENT
380
00:18:20,934 --> 00:18:22,900
LIKE A HALF-HOUR AGO.
381
00:18:22,935 --> 00:18:24,902
WHAT? WHERE DID HE GO?
382
00:18:24,937 --> 00:18:27,004
HE JUST TOOK OFF.
383
00:18:27,039 --> 00:18:29,073
WE GOT TO GO FIND HIM!
384
00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:31,520
WHY? YOU DON'T REALLY
WANT TO MARRY HIM.
385
00:18:31,544 --> 00:18:33,377
YES, I DO!
386
00:18:37,316 --> 00:18:39,049
YOU SEE?
387
00:18:39,085 --> 00:18:41,419
IT'S NOT THAT COMPLICATED.
388
00:18:41,454 --> 00:18:45,189
HE DIDN'T REALLY
MOVE OUT, DID HE?
389
00:18:45,224 --> 00:18:46,857
HOW SHOULD I KNOW?
390
00:18:46,893 --> 00:18:49,560
I WAS BUSY DRIVING ADOLF
BACK TO THE AIRPORT.
391
00:18:56,835 --> 00:18:59,002
HI.
392
00:18:59,038 --> 00:19:02,038
GOT SOMETHING I WANT
TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT.
393
00:19:02,074 --> 00:19:04,419
I GOT SOMETHING I
WANT TO TELL YOU, TOO.
394
00:19:04,443 --> 00:19:06,811
I'D LIKE MY RING BACK.
395
00:19:06,846 --> 00:19:09,112
WHAT?
396
00:19:09,148 --> 00:19:11,093
SEEING AS HOW WINTER'S
RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER
397
00:19:11,117 --> 00:19:13,094
AND WE'RE NOT GETTING MARRIED,
398
00:19:13,118 --> 00:19:15,853
I'D LIKE TO GET MY SNOW
BLOWER OUT OF HOCK.
399
00:19:15,888 --> 00:19:18,856
WELL, YOU CAN'T HAVE IT.
400
00:19:18,891 --> 00:19:21,625
FINE.
401
00:19:21,661 --> 00:19:24,562
THEN I'M TAKING THIS CLOCK.
402
00:19:24,597 --> 00:19:27,230
JUST GIVE IT... WHAT?
403
00:19:27,266 --> 00:19:28,799
OH, GOD.
404
00:19:33,205 --> 00:19:36,573
JOHNNY, YOU'RE RIGHT.
405
00:19:36,609 --> 00:19:39,087
YOU PROBABLY DO DESERVE
SOMEBODY BETTER THAN ME,
406
00:19:39,111 --> 00:19:41,257
BUT I WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING
407
00:19:41,281 --> 00:19:43,581
FOR YOU TO BE MY HUSBAND.
408
00:19:43,616 --> 00:19:46,584
WILL YOU MARRY ME?
409
00:19:48,954 --> 00:19:51,321
JOHNNY?
410
00:19:53,459 --> 00:20:00,998
SO... NOW YOU'RE
ASKING ME TO MARRY YOU.
411
00:20:03,302 --> 00:20:06,370
WHAT AN INTERESTING
SITUATION THIS IS.
412
00:20:06,405 --> 00:20:09,574
JOHNNY... NO, NO, I'M TORN.
413
00:20:09,609 --> 00:20:11,341
I MEAN, I LOVE YOU,
414
00:20:11,377 --> 00:20:14,345
BUT THAT'S A BEAUTIFUL CLOCK.
415
00:20:17,316 --> 00:20:18,682
OKAY, LISTEN. COME HERE.
416
00:20:22,988 --> 00:20:25,456
YOU REALIZE IF I
AGREE TO MARRY YOU,
417
00:20:25,491 --> 00:20:27,958
WE HAVE TO ACTUALLY GET MARRIED?
418
00:20:27,993 --> 00:20:30,261
YES.
419
00:20:30,296 --> 00:20:34,331
YES, PERIOD? BECAUSE I
PLAN ON TELLING PEOPLE.
420
00:20:34,366 --> 00:20:38,235
YES.
421
00:20:38,270 --> 00:20:42,106
THEN YES.
422
00:20:45,945 --> 00:20:49,480
OH, MAN, I SHOULD HAVE
LET YOU TWIST IN THE WIND
423
00:20:49,515 --> 00:20:51,882
JUST A WHILE LONGER.
424
00:21:01,493 --> 00:21:03,460
LET'S FACE IT... I'M OLD.
425
00:21:03,495 --> 00:21:07,297
YOU'RE NOT OLD. THEY'RE YOUNG.
426
00:21:07,332 --> 00:21:09,332
I WANT TO BE YOUNG.
427
00:21:09,368 --> 00:21:12,269
YOU ARE. COME ON,
IT'S ALL RELATIVE.
428
00:21:12,304 --> 00:21:14,838
AT THE HOSPITAL,
YOU NEVER FEEL OLD.
429
00:21:14,874 --> 00:21:18,842
THAT'S BECAUSE OF ALL
THE DEATH AND SUFFERING.
430
00:21:18,878 --> 00:21:21,511
RIGHT, AND AT THE HOSPITAL,
431
00:21:21,547 --> 00:21:23,847
YOU'RE SEEN AS A YOUNG INTERN,
432
00:21:23,883 --> 00:21:25,315
WHEREAS AT THE PIZZA PLACE,
433
00:21:25,350 --> 00:21:27,851
YOU'RE JUST SEEN AS A LOSER.
434
00:21:27,887 --> 00:21:29,865
YOU HAVE SUCH A GENTLE WAY.
435
00:21:29,889 --> 00:21:32,823
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