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JOHNNY, WHAT HAPPENED?
WHAT DID SHE SAY?
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UH... WELL, SHE
SAID, UM... "OH, GOD!"
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AND, UM, AND THEN...
AND THEN SHE RAN AWAY.
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OH, MAN.
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I'VE BEEN ALL OVER BOSTON
YELLING FOR SHARON.
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I DID FIND ONE, BUT SHE WAS 97.
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WHAT ARE YOU DOIN'?
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LEAVING. I TOOK MY
MONEY OUT OF SAVINGS,
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I'M PUTTING THEM IN THIS SOCK,
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AND I'M GOING TO THE AIRPORT.
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I'D PUT IT IN YOUR JOCKEYS.
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PEOPLE ARE LESS LIKELY
TO PICK YOUR UNDERWEAR.
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HE WHO HESITATES IS LOST.
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I'M GONNA DO SOMETHING
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WITHOUT WORRYING
ABOUT EVERY LITTLE THING...
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WHERE THE HELL
IS MY LINT BRUSH?!
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YOU CAN'T GO YET BECAUSE
SHE LOOKED AT YOU.
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SHE LOOKED AT YOU. YOU
KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?
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NO, WHAT, BERG,
THAT SHE LOVES ME?
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YES.
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OR I REMINDED HER OF SOMEONE.
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SOMEONE SHE LOVES.
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OR I HAD SOMETHING IN MY TEETH.
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LIKE LOVE.
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YOU THINK YOU SAW
LOVE IN SHARON'S EYES.
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YOU KNOW WHAT I SAW? PAIN.
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PAIN BECAUSE OF ME.
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I'LL LET YOU KNOW
WHERE I END UP.
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NO, ASHLEY, DON'T LOOK AT ME.
BERG WILL THINK WE'RE IN LOVE.
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WHERE'S HE GOING?
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NOWHERE.
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NO, I MEAN RIGHT NOW.
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SHARON.
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YOU'RE HOME.
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YEAH. YOU HUNGRY? I GOT CHINESE.
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WELL, NO, NOT REALLY
SO MUCH HUNGRY
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AS I AM CURIOUS ABOUT,
YOU KNOW... HOW ARE YOU?
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WELL... HUNGRY.
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CAN YOU PUT THE FOOD
DOWN FOR A SECOND,
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BECAUSE I REALLY
FEEL WE NEED TO TALK
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ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED TONIGHT.
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OOH, FILL ME IN. IS IT GOOD?
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WELL, IT STARTS OFF GOOD,
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BUT ENDS UP WITH
ME IN MY FORMALWEAR
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WONDERING WHAT THE
HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!
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YOU ARE ACTING REALLY STRANGE.
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I'M ACTING STRANGE?!
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I'M ACTING STRANGE?!
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YES, YOU ARE.
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YES, YOU ARE.
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ARE YOU GOING TO
SIT THERE AND TELL ME
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YOU DON'T REMEMBER ANYTHING
THAT HAPPENED TONIGHT?
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WHERE ARE YOU GOING?!
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I'M JUST GOING TO PRETEND
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LIKE THIS WHOLE
CONVERSATION NEVER HAPPENED.
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Y... B... UGH!
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AAAH! EVERYTHING IN
HERE'S TOO NICE TO BREAK!
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UH, EXCUSE ME,
I'M IN THE CENTER.
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OH, SORRY.
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I'M SORRY.
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UM, HI, UM,
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I DON'T SUPPOSE YOU'D
WANT TO TRADE SEATS WITH ME.
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NO.
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WELL, UM, SEE, IT'S SUCH
A LONG WAY TO PARIS,
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AND I'VE JUST BEEN THROUGH
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A REALLY TRAUMATIC,
EMOTIONAL ORDEAL,
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AND IT MIGHT MAKE ME FEEL
BETTER IF I SIT NEXT TO THE WINDOW.
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OH, I SEE.
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NO.
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RIGHT.
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SO, YOU GOING TO PARIS?
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OF COURSE YOU'RE GOING TO PARIS.
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THAT'S GREAT, THAT'S GREAT.
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VIVE LA FRANCE!
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I ONLY SAID THAT BECAUSE I
JUST DECIDED TO GO THERE
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WHEN I GOT TO THE AIRPORT.
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YEAH, I'M HEALING THE OLD
HEART WITH A LITTLE ADVENTURE.
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HEALING THE OLD HEART!
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LITTLE ADVENTURE.
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JUST HOPPED ON THE
FIRST FLIGHT TO EUROPE.
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ACTUALLY, THE FIRST
FLIGHT WAS TO TURKEY,
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BUT I DON'T SPEAK TURKISH, SO...
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I-I DON'T SPEAK FRENCH, EITHER.
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BUT, I MEAN, YOU KNOW WHAT?
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IT'S GOT TO BE
EASIER THAN TURKISH.
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I MEAN, HAVE YOU EVER
HEARD THAT LANGUAGE
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WITH ALL THE "HA-CHHH"
AND THE "GA-GA-GA-GA-GA"?
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EXCUSEZ-MOI, I THINK YOU
ARE SITTING IN THE WRONG SEAT.
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THANK GOD.
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BERG, I MADE BREAKFAST.
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THANK GOD.
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I SMELLED TOAST. I THOUGHT
I WAS HAVING A STROKE.
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WELL, THIS BEING OUR FIRST
MORNING IN THE APARTMENT
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WITHOUT PETE, I
THOUGHT IT... WHAT?
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I DON'T KNOW.
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SOMETHING SEEMS DIFFERENT.
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WELL, I DON'T HEAR PETE
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SINGING "RHINESTONE
COWBOY" IN THE SHOWER.
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I'LL FIGURE IT OUT.
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HE'S GOT THE BALL.
TWO SECONDS TO SHOOT.
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GAME'S ON THE LINE. FAKES RIGHT.
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HE SHOOTS.
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OOH, NOTHING BUT WALL!
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YOU CAN'T JUST GET RID OF
EVERYTHING YOU DON'T LIKE.
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OF COURSE I CAN, HONEY.
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I'LL GET IT!
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It's probably the new
girlfriend I ordered.
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HEY, BERG, CAN I
ASK YOU A QUESTION?
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THIS IS IT.
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OH, GOD!
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I WAS SHARON.
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THAT'S NOT FUNNY.
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LOOK, SOMETHING
REALLY WEIRD IS GOING ON.
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SHARON IS ACTING LIKE I
NEVER EVEN PROPOSED.
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I HAVE A SIMILAR STORY.
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LAST WEEK, I ASKED
HER FOR 10 BUCKS.
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SHE JUST STARED AT ME.
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YOU DON'T SUPPOSE
THERE'S ANOTHER GUY.
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NO!
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NO.
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USUALLY THE SIMPLE
ANSWER IS THE RIGHT ONE.
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WHICH IS? SHARON'S UNBALANCED.
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SHE'S CRAZY. LET'S TAKE A WALK.
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I MEAN, DON'T GET ME
WRONG. I LOVE HER TO DEATH,
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BUT, UH, LOOK WHO
MY GIRLFRIEND IS.
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WELL, WHAT SHOULD I DO?
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I'M A DOCTOR. DON'T
PICK AT IT, IT'LL GO AWAY.
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Woman: WE WILL ARRIVE AT
CHARLES DE GAULLE AIRPORT
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IN 30 MINUTES.
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MAN, IT'S AMAZING HOW
FAST SIX HOURS CAN GO BY
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WHEN YOU HAVE
SOMEBODY TO TALK TO.
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ANYWAY, SO I SCREWED
EVERYTHING UP WITH SHARON,
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AND SHE GAVE ME THIS
LOOK, AND THIS LOOK,
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IT... IT JUST SAID SO MUCH.
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FUNNY, YOU DON'T STRIKE ME
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AS THE KIND OF GUY
WHO CAN READ A LOOK.
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OH, WELL, YOU KNOW,
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YOU COULD HAVE SAID
SOMETHING SIX HOURS AGO.
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I WAS WAITING FOR A PAUSE.
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FINE, I WON'T TALK ANYMORE.
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AND COULD I MAYBE GET A
LITTLE PIECE OF THE ARMREST?
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EXCUSE ME.
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I'M SORRY.
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I COULDN'T HELP BUT
OVERHEAR YOU EARLIER.
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OH, I'M SORRY.
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YOU KNOW, I TALK REALLY LOUD.
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I GREW UP IN A VERY LONG HOUSE.
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NO, I MEAN IT SOUNDS LIKE
YOU HAD A REALLY HARD TIME.
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OH, WELL, I'M FINE.
LOVE SUCKS, THAT'S ALL.
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I HEAR YA. I FELL IN LOVE
WITH MY BEST FRIEND,
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AND ALL MY FRIENDS
TOLD ME I WAS CRAZY.
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YES!
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YES!
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BUT WE'RE NOT CRAZY.
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THEY'RE CRAZY.
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AND WHEN I TOLD HIM TO
MEET ME AT THE EIFFEL TOWER
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SO I COULD TELL HIM I LOVE HIM,
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THEY TOLD ME IT
WAS A TERRIBLE IDEA.
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AND YOU'RE GOING. BAD IDEA?
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YEAH, IF WE'RE CALLING
GREAT IDEAS BAD IDEAS NOW!
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WELL, WHAT IF HE DOESN'T
FEEL THE SAME WAY?
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IS THAT YOUR TICKET?
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YEAH.
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WELL, LOOK, EXCUSE ME,
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BUT MISS NEGATIVE
DOES NOT HAVE SEAT 12-F.
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NO, BATES BALOO DOES.
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YES!
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BATES, FOLLOW YOUR HEART,
AND NOT JUST FOR YOURSELF,
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BUT FOR EVERYONE WHO'S
EVER SAT IN SEAT 12-F.
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I WILL.
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WILL YOU COME WITH ME?
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YES.
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YES. YES, I WILL.
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WOW! I-IT'S ALL SO CLEAR NOW.
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WHAT IS?
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WELL, THAT I MUST SUFFER...
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SO THAT I CAN TEACH OTHERS.
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HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET
THIS DOWN BY YOURSELF?
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THE GODS OF GOOD
TASTE EMPOWERED ME.
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I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW
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THAT EACH AND EVERY ITEM IN THIS
APARTMENT HAS BEEN HANDPICKED.
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EVERY SINGLE ONE
HAS A STORY TO IT.
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I KNOW.
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AND EVERY STORY STARTS WITH,
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"OKAY, SO PETE AND I WERE
TOTALLY HAMMERED ONE NIGHT..."
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YOU KNOW WHAT...
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I DON'T HAVE TO LISTEN TO
THIS BECAUSE BOTTOM LINE...
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BOTTOM LINE IS THAT
THIS IS STILL MY APARTMENT
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AND I WILL DECORATE
IT ANY WAY I WANT TO...
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SOMETHING ELSE IS GONE.
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AREN'T YOU GUYS READY YET?
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YOU ASKED US TO GO
TO THE WHARF TODAY.
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EXCEPT, OF COURSE,
IN SHARON'S WORLD,
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WHERE PERHAPS YOU DIDN'T.
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HEY... YOU TOOK DOWN
THE BASKETBALL HOOP!
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NOW THIS WAY I CAN
HAVE A FEW FRIENDS OVER
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FOR A GAME OF MIRROR.
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AND YOU FINALLY GOT
RID OF THE STUPID OARS
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YOU GUYS STOLE WHEN
YOU WERE HAMMERED.
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YOU TOOK MY OARS.
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IT'S AMAZING.
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YOU CAN REMEMBER EVERY
DETAIL ABOUT THIS APARTMENT.
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YOU MUST HAVE, LIKE,
THE BEST MEMORY EVER.
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EVERYONE THINKS THE
APARTMENT LOOKS BETTER THIS WAY.
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WRONG. WOMEN HAVE NO CONCEPT
OF THE HOOP AS DECORATION.
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RIGHT, JOHNNY?
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I HELPED HER TAKE IT DOWN.
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WHAT?!
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W-WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?
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IF PETE HADN'T LEFT TOWN...
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W-W-WAIT. PETE LEFT TOWN? WHY?
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I, UH... I DON'T KNOW.
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LOOK. LOOK, OKAY,
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HE LEFT SO FAST LAST NIGHT,
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I DIDN'T GET A CHANCE
TO ASK HIM ANYTHING.
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IT WAS ALL JUST A BLUR
OF SOCKS AND MONEY.
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HE LEFT LAST NIGHT, AFTER I
SAW HIM AT THE PIZZA PLACE?
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AHA!
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HA HA!
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HA HA HAA!
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WHAT?!
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"LAST NIGHT AT THE PIZZA PLACE"?
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YOU SAID, "LAST NIGHT
AT THE PIZZA PLACE."
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YOU REMEMBER!
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NO, I DON'T, I...
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WHERE AM I?
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WHAT IS GOING ON, SHARON?
WHY DON'T YOU JUST TALK TO ME?
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YOU KNOW... STAY
OUT OF IT. OKAY.
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JOHNNY, I... I'M... WHAT?!
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FINE. THAT'S OKAY.
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
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MAYBE YOUR IDEA WAS BEST.
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LET'S JUST PRETEND LIKE I
NEVER ASKED YOU TO MARRY ME.
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WHEW, THAT WENT
BETTER THAN I THOUGHT.
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00:11:58,885 --> 00:12:01,085
WHY ARE YOU STARING
AT ME LIKE THAT?
237
00:12:01,120 --> 00:12:03,888
I'M NOT LOOKING AT YOU.
238
00:12:03,923 --> 00:12:06,891
I'M LOOKING AT THE CHAIR.
239
00:12:06,926 --> 00:12:09,227
IT'S GONE INSANE.
240
00:12:11,364 --> 00:12:16,134
SHARON, WHY CAN'T YOU
JUST GIVE JOHNNY AN ANSWER?
241
00:12:16,169 --> 00:12:19,504
I CAN'T. IF I SAY NO, IT'S GOING
TO RUIN THE RELATIONSHIP.
242
00:12:19,539 --> 00:12:22,440
YOU WANT TO SAY
NO. I WANT TO SAY YES.
243
00:12:22,475 --> 00:12:24,442
SO SAY YES.
244
00:12:24,477 --> 00:12:26,811
BUT THEN HE'LL
WANT TO GET MARRIED!
245
00:12:26,847 --> 00:12:27,979
EXACTLY!
246
00:12:28,014 --> 00:12:29,413
WHAT AM I NOT GETTING?
247
00:12:30,616 --> 00:12:34,619
SHARON LOVES JOHNNY, BUT
SHE CAN'T SAY YES BECAUSE...
248
00:12:34,654 --> 00:12:36,187
SOMETHING'S HOLDING HER BACK.
249
00:12:36,222 --> 00:12:38,455
SO, INSTEAD OF BEING
HONEST, SHE'S OPTING
250
00:12:38,491 --> 00:12:41,526
TO LET JOHNNY ROAST SLOWLY
IN THE FLAMES OF UNCERTAINTY.
251
00:12:41,561 --> 00:12:42,627
YES!
252
00:12:43,963 --> 00:12:45,830
NO! YOU CAN'T DO THAT!
253
00:12:45,865 --> 00:12:48,210
YOU HAVE TO BE
HONEST WITH JOHNNY
254
00:12:48,234 --> 00:12:50,712
AND TELL HIM THAT YOU'RE
IN LOVE WITH PETE, TOO.
255
00:12:50,736 --> 00:12:52,970
PETE?
256
00:12:53,005 --> 00:12:54,438
THAT'S RIDICULOUS.
257
00:12:54,473 --> 00:12:58,876
I'M NOT IN LOVE WITH
PETE. PETE'S MY FRIEND.
258
00:12:58,912 --> 00:13:03,247
I MEAN, SURE, I'D BE
SAD IF HE DIED, BUT...
259
00:13:03,282 --> 00:13:04,882
IS THAT LOVE?
260
00:13:04,917 --> 00:13:07,552
FINE, IF THAT'S NOT IT,
THEN TELL ME SOMETHING...
261
00:13:07,587 --> 00:13:08,819
WHAT IS IT?
262
00:13:08,854 --> 00:13:13,391
I... BERG, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.
263
00:13:13,426 --> 00:13:15,726
I-IT'S A LOT OF THINGS.
264
00:13:15,761 --> 00:13:19,830
LIKE IT'S... LIKE...
LIKE IT'S TOO SOON.
265
00:13:20,867 --> 00:13:22,145
PROBLEMS WITH HER FAMILY.
266
00:13:22,169 --> 00:13:23,067
MY MOTHER!
267
00:13:23,102 --> 00:13:24,680
HER MOTHER, RIGHT. SEE?
268
00:13:24,704 --> 00:13:26,471
SO YOUR MOTHER HATES JOHNNY.
269
00:13:26,506 --> 00:13:28,639
NO, MY MOTHER LOVES JOHNNY.
270
00:13:28,675 --> 00:13:29,840
LOVES HIM TOO MUCH.
271
00:13:29,875 --> 00:13:31,587
MY MOTHER'S BEEN
MARRIED THREE TIMES!
272
00:13:31,611 --> 00:13:33,411
AND ONCE TO JOHNNY!
273
00:13:34,647 --> 00:13:36,981
WILL YOU SHUT UP?!
274
00:13:38,084 --> 00:13:41,085
SHARON DOESN'T WANT
TO RUSH INTO MARRIAGE
275
00:13:41,121 --> 00:13:44,622
AND MAKE THE SAME MISTAKES
THAT HER MOTHER MADE.
276
00:13:44,657 --> 00:13:47,892
OH, YEAH, THAT'S IT.
277
00:13:47,927 --> 00:13:49,994
THAT IS IT.
278
00:13:50,029 --> 00:13:54,699
I SAID, "OH, YEAH, THAT'S IT."
279
00:13:56,769 --> 00:14:00,905
BUT REALLY, I'VE WATCHED
JOHNNY AROUND YOUR MOM.
280
00:14:00,941 --> 00:14:02,206
OH, BERG!
281
00:14:03,376 --> 00:14:06,944
LOOK, SHARON, I REALLY DO
UNDERSTAND HOW YOU FEEL,
282
00:14:06,979 --> 00:14:11,015
BUT YOU CAN'T JUST LEAVE IT
THIS WAY WITH JOHNNY FOREVER.
283
00:14:11,050 --> 00:14:14,551
BUT HOW DO YOU TELL A
GUY WHO KNOWS HE WANTS
284
00:14:14,587 --> 00:14:17,755
TO BE WITH YOU FOR
THE REST OF HIS LIFE
285
00:14:17,790 --> 00:14:19,857
THAT YOU'RE NOT SURE YET?
286
00:14:25,498 --> 00:14:28,933
I CAN'T BELIEVE I THOUGHT THIS
WHOLE THING WAS ABOUT PETE.
287
00:14:28,968 --> 00:14:31,369
IT IS!
288
00:14:41,214 --> 00:14:42,513
HE'S NOT COMING!
289
00:14:42,548 --> 00:14:44,626
NO, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
290
00:14:44,650 --> 00:14:46,528
BATES, IT'S BEEN 10 MINUTES.
291
00:14:46,552 --> 00:14:49,520
MAYBE HE'S HAVING A HARD
TIME FINDING THE PLACE.
292
00:14:49,555 --> 00:14:51,589
IT'S THE EIFFEL TOWER.
293
00:14:53,292 --> 00:14:55,203
DID I HEAR YOU ASK
FOR AN EIFFEL TOWER?
294
00:14:55,227 --> 00:14:57,662
NO, UM, WE'RE LOOKING FOR A MAN.
295
00:14:57,697 --> 00:15:00,531
MONSIEUR, I CAN
ARRANGE THAT FOR YOU.
296
00:15:02,335 --> 00:15:04,302
WHAT IS YOUR PRICE RANGE?
297
00:15:04,337 --> 00:15:07,672
AND THEY SAY THE FRENCH
AREN'T HELPFUL. THANKS.
298
00:15:07,707 --> 00:15:11,041
I CAN'T DO THIS. I CAN'T
TELL HIM I LOVE HIM.
299
00:15:11,077 --> 00:15:12,510
WHAT? NO, NO, NO.
300
00:15:12,545 --> 00:15:14,145
LISTEN TO ME.
301
00:15:14,180 --> 00:15:17,315
THIS IS THE MOMENT THAT'S
GONNA CHANGE YOUR LIFE FOREVER.
302
00:15:17,350 --> 00:15:19,528
AND THE WORST PART IS
NOT HIM NOT LOVING YOU,
303
00:15:19,552 --> 00:15:22,086
IT'S NOT KNOWING WHETHER
OR NOT HE LOVES YOU OR NOT.
304
00:15:22,122 --> 00:15:23,354
WAIT A MINUTE.
305
00:15:26,026 --> 00:15:27,625
YES, THAT'S RIGHT!
306
00:15:27,660 --> 00:15:28,859
ARE YOU SURE?
307
00:15:28,894 --> 00:15:30,328
I'M WILLING TO BET
308
00:15:30,363 --> 00:15:33,564
THE LAST UNBROKEN
BIT OF MY HEART ON IT.
309
00:15:33,599 --> 00:15:36,067
OKAY!
310
00:15:36,102 --> 00:15:37,168
OH, NO.
311
00:15:37,203 --> 00:15:38,502
WHAT "OH, NO"?
312
00:15:38,537 --> 00:15:40,204
WHAT IF HE'S AT THE BOTTOM?
313
00:15:42,274 --> 00:15:44,842
ALL RIGHT, UM, WELL, UH,
LET'S GO DOWN AND CHECK.
314
00:15:44,877 --> 00:15:47,445
WHAT IF HE COMES UP HERE
WHILE WE'RE DOWN THERE?
315
00:15:47,480 --> 00:15:50,514
WHAT IF HE TAKES THE ELEVATORS
WHILE WE TAKE THE STAIRS?
316
00:15:50,549 --> 00:15:53,183
I'LL GO DOWN AND CHECK.
YOU WAIT HERE, OKAY?
317
00:15:53,219 --> 00:15:54,485
THAT WOULD BE PERFECT.
318
00:15:54,520 --> 00:15:56,987
UH, BUT HOW AM I GOING
TO RECOGNIZE HIM?
319
00:15:57,022 --> 00:15:59,290
HE HAS ONE ARM.
320
00:15:59,325 --> 00:16:00,657
GREAT!
321
00:16:00,693 --> 00:16:03,628
IT'S NOT GREAT FOR HIM,
BUT IT SURE HELPS ME.
322
00:16:14,073 --> 00:16:15,706
OH, UH, EXCUSE ME, SIR,
323
00:16:15,742 --> 00:16:18,309
DID YOU SEE THE
WOMAN I WAS WITH?
324
00:16:18,344 --> 00:16:20,644
YES. SHE LEFT RIGHT
AFTER YOU, MONSIEUR.
325
00:16:20,679 --> 00:16:22,546
A-AFTER ME?
326
00:16:22,581 --> 00:16:24,715
WELL, UH, NOT RIGHT AFTER.
327
00:16:24,751 --> 00:16:27,718
FIRST SHE TOOK
SOME TIME TO, UH...
328
00:16:27,754 --> 00:16:29,820
GO THROUGH YOUR LUGGAGE.
329
00:16:29,855 --> 00:16:31,455
NO, NO.
330
00:16:31,490 --> 00:16:33,357
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!
331
00:16:33,392 --> 00:16:35,593
COME ON, PLEASE,
NOT THE MONEY SOCK,
332
00:16:35,628 --> 00:16:37,862
NOT THE MONEY
SOCK, NOT THE MONEY...
333
00:16:37,897 --> 00:16:39,831
HA HA HA!
334
00:16:39,866 --> 00:16:41,933
SHE LEFT THE SOCK!
335
00:16:41,968 --> 00:16:44,068
SHE LEFT THE SOCK!
336
00:16:44,103 --> 00:16:47,171
SHE TOOK THE MONEY!
337
00:16:47,206 --> 00:16:49,752
SHE TOOK THE MONEY
AND LEFT THE SOCK?
338
00:16:49,776 --> 00:16:51,242
ABSURD.
339
00:16:51,277 --> 00:16:54,478
OH, MY GOD, WHAT AM I GONNA DO?
340
00:16:54,513 --> 00:16:57,849
I WOULD JUMP OFF THIS SIDE.
341
00:16:59,285 --> 00:17:02,019
THE VIEW IS BEAUTIFUL.
342
00:17:03,722 --> 00:17:04,889
THERE YOU ARE.
343
00:17:04,924 --> 00:17:06,524
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
344
00:17:06,559 --> 00:17:08,025
DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS?
345
00:17:08,060 --> 00:17:09,727
I WENT OUT FOR A WALK.
346
00:17:09,762 --> 00:17:13,063
YOU KNOW WHAT? FUNNIEST
THING HAPPENED TO ME.
347
00:17:13,098 --> 00:17:16,867
I ASKED THIS GUY FOR
DIRECTIONS, AND HE ANSWERED ME.
348
00:17:16,902 --> 00:17:20,304
OKAY, I GET IT.
349
00:17:20,339 --> 00:17:23,608
AND THEN I ASKED THE GROCER
IF THE MELONS WERE FRESH.
350
00:17:23,643 --> 00:17:26,277
HE ANSWERED ME, TOO!
I NEARLY FELL DOWN!
351
00:17:26,312 --> 00:17:28,913
PEOPLE WERE ANSWERING
ME WHEREVER I WENT!
352
00:17:28,948 --> 00:17:31,349
PRETTY SOON, I
WAS DOIN' IT MYSELF!
353
00:17:32,751 --> 00:17:35,686
"DO YOU WANT FRIES WITH
THAT?" "NO," I SAID, "NO FRIES!"
354
00:17:38,157 --> 00:17:41,425
JOHNNY, I WANT TO GIVE
YOU AN ANSWER, I DO.
355
00:17:41,460 --> 00:17:43,194
BUT...
356
00:17:43,229 --> 00:17:46,230
BUT I'M SCARED, OKAY?
CAN'T YOU UNDERSTAND THAT?
357
00:17:46,265 --> 00:17:48,833
I-IF YOU DON'T LOVE
ME, JUST TELL ME.
358
00:17:48,868 --> 00:17:50,668
I DO LOVE YOU.
359
00:17:50,703 --> 00:17:53,304
THEN WHAT IS THE PROBLEM?!
360
00:17:53,339 --> 00:17:54,838
I DON'T KNOW!
361
00:17:54,874 --> 00:17:57,741
GOD! WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?!
362
00:17:57,776 --> 00:18:00,144
WHY CAN'T I JUST SAY YES?
363
00:18:00,179 --> 00:18:02,947
WHY CAN'T I JUST LET GO
AND TRUST MY FEELINGS?
364
00:18:02,982 --> 00:18:04,915
WHY AM I TAKING WHAT SHOULD BE
365
00:18:04,951 --> 00:18:07,017
THE BEST MOMENT
OF MY ENTIRE LIFE
366
00:18:07,053 --> 00:18:08,286
AND RUINING IT?
367
00:18:12,825 --> 00:18:16,360
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
368
00:18:16,395 --> 00:18:18,462
GET UP, GET UP, GET UP!
369
00:18:18,497 --> 00:18:20,698
NO.
370
00:18:22,201 --> 00:18:24,613
I AM NOT LETTING GO THIS
TIME UNTIL I GET AN ANSWER,
371
00:18:24,637 --> 00:18:26,003
JUST TRUST YOUR FEELINGS.
372
00:18:26,038 --> 00:18:27,271
LET GO!
373
00:18:27,405 --> 00:18:28,172
NO.
374
00:18:28,208 --> 00:18:29,073
LET GO!
375
00:18:29,207 --> 00:18:30,474
NO.
376
00:18:30,509 --> 00:18:31,475
LET GO! NO!
377
00:18:31,510 --> 00:18:32,476
AAH!
378
00:18:32,511 --> 00:18:33,477
OWW!
379
00:18:33,512 --> 00:18:34,344
I'M SORRY!
380
00:18:34,380 --> 00:18:36,346
I'M OKAY, I'M OKAY, I'M OKAY!
381
00:18:36,382 --> 00:18:37,848
I'M OKAY, I'M OKAY!
382
00:18:37,883 --> 00:18:40,818
AT LEAST I KNOW THIS
TIME YOU HEARD ME.
383
00:18:40,853 --> 00:18:45,256
I LOVE YOU.
384
00:18:45,291 --> 00:18:47,658
I REALLY DO LOVE YOU.
385
00:18:47,693 --> 00:18:49,693
I LOVE YOU, TOO.
386
00:18:52,831 --> 00:18:55,132
ASK ME AGAIN.
387
00:18:55,167 --> 00:18:56,801
WHAT?
388
00:18:57,903 --> 00:19:01,005
COME HERE.
389
00:19:01,040 --> 00:19:02,973
PROPOSE TO ME AGAIN.
390
00:19:03,008 --> 00:19:04,175
OKAY.
391
00:19:09,248 --> 00:19:11,748
I WAS IN A BAD MOOD EARLIER.
392
00:19:16,088 --> 00:19:19,123
TAKE YOUR SHOES OFF FIRST.
393
00:19:23,495 --> 00:19:28,499
SHARON, WILL YOU MARRY ME?
394
00:19:28,534 --> 00:19:31,502
YES...
395
00:19:32,771 --> 00:19:34,872
IN THEORY.
396
00:19:34,907 --> 00:19:39,476
"IN THEORY"? WHAT THE
HELL DOES THAT MEAN?
397
00:19:39,511 --> 00:19:41,011
IT IS WHAT IT IS.
398
00:19:41,046 --> 00:19:42,680
BUT IT'S A YES, RIGHT?
399
00:19:42,715 --> 00:19:44,148
YES... IN THEORY.
400
00:19:44,183 --> 00:19:45,663
I HEARD YES! YAY!
401
00:19:56,929 --> 00:19:58,462
YOU'RE FOOLS!
402
00:19:59,365 --> 00:20:03,134
THERE'S NO SUCH THING
AS LOVE! IT DOESN'T EXIST!
403
00:20:03,169 --> 00:20:06,637
D-DO YOU KNOW WHERE THE
WORD LOVE COMES FROM?
404
00:20:06,672 --> 00:20:13,244
IT COMES FROM THE WORD
L'OEUF, WHICH MEANS EGG,
405
00:20:13,279 --> 00:20:19,083
WHICH MEANS... ZERO,
WHICH MEANS NOTHING.
406
00:20:19,118 --> 00:20:22,386
YOU FRENCH ARE IDIOTS!
407
00:20:22,421 --> 00:20:24,055
STUPIDE!
408
00:20:31,330 --> 00:20:34,098
SIR, WOULD YOU BUY ME A DRINK?
409
00:20:35,501 --> 00:20:39,203
DON'T LET PARIS FOOL YOU!
410
00:20:39,238 --> 00:20:43,607
THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS LOVE!
411
00:20:59,491 --> 00:21:04,428
I L'OEUF YOU, TOO.
412
00:21:14,574 --> 00:21:15,973
OKAY, ASHLEY, I'VE DECIDED
413
00:21:16,008 --> 00:21:18,475
TO LET THE OARS AND
THE BASKETBALL HOOP GO.
414
00:21:18,510 --> 00:21:21,612
YOU COULDN'T FIND
THEM, COULD YOU?
415
00:21:21,647 --> 00:21:24,715
IT'S LIKE YOU WORK FOR THE MOB.
416
00:21:24,750 --> 00:21:28,318
DON'T WORRY, FROM NOW
ON, I'LL CHECK WITH YOU FIRST.
417
00:21:28,353 --> 00:21:33,690
SO, HOW WOULD YOU FEEL
ABOUT LOSING THE COFFEE TABLE?
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