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[TIRES SCREECHING]
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[GRUNTS]
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I've gotta be dreaming.
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Is that what I think it is?
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Only if you're thinking...
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...the Great Wall of China?
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HARRISON:
Hey...
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...we're back on Earth.
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Then that must be
the "Great Ceiling of China."
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Last time I checked,
the Great Wall was outdoors.
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I don't think this is Earth.
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Could this have been built
by the Chinese humans...
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...brought to this planet
through the stargate?
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Maybe, but why build a wall
inside a building?
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The original Great Wall
was built to keep the Mongols out.
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This was built to keep out stray dogs?
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- Not mongrels, Mongols.
- Oh.
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Ancient nomadic raiders from Mongolia.
There should be gates every few miles.
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Hey, you know I was joking, right?
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Sure, you were.
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HARRISON:
I was, really, I was. Hey, really.
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[GROWLING]
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[BEEPING]
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This just keeps getting better.
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Huh?
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SEATTLE:
Battle damage everywhere.
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HARRISON: Looks like somebody
shot this guy's nose off.
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BONNER [OVER RADIO]: Actually,
it was chiseled off a thousand years ago.
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There was a story Napoleon's soldiers
shot it off for cannon practice in 1798.
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This isn't right.
The Sphinx was at Giza.
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That temple is Luxor. It's hundreds
of miles down the Nile near Thebes.
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These are all famous monuments
from Earth's history.
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- Maybe it's a museum.
- If it is, the scale is amazing.
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You think they've got, like,
a snack bar or something?
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Or maybe a gift shop?
I could get one of those T-shirts:
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"I visited a humongous alien museum
and all I got was this dumb shirt."
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You find T-shirts
more interesting than all this?
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It's okay if you're into history,
but, I mean...
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...the past is so, like, 10 minutes ago.
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Everybody should know history.
It's how you became who you are.
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- I know all I need to know, okay?
- Not okay.
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How do you understand the present
if you don't know what came before?
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You know what they say, "Those who
forget the past are doomed to--"
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- Hear about it.
- Huh?
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Looks pretty bad.
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The real Parthenon
was in fairly good shape until 1687...
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...when the Venetians laid siege
to Athens.
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You see, the Turks,
who controlled Athens at the time...
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...were using it to store gunpowder.
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During the siege, it blew up and--
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No offense, major, but get a life.
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That's it.
I'm not telling you anything else.
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- Promise? Really?
- History, interesting.
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Thanks. I think so too.
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We are being invaded.
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Now, full-plate armor
was a late development.
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The Romans started
with chain mail, but--
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Hey, you promised.
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SEATTLE:
Major, I think I see an exit door.
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Great, I am so ready
to put the past behind me.
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Hm. Hmm.
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[SCREAMING]
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Harrison.
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Got him.
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Now we know why
it's not an open-air museum.
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[SPITTING]
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Man, I gotta find a soda machine.
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The Hundred Years' War
didn't last exactly a hundred years.
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It just seemed that long
because it was so dull.
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You know,
I don't think he can stop himself.
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BONNER:
That's the Arc de Triomphe.
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Napoleon started it in 1806
after his victory at Austerlitz.
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Everywhere, destruction.
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Everything, war.
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Yeah, a lot of Earth's history
is conflict.
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But it's also a story of philosophy,
art, great moral teachers...
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...scientific progress.
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Now, that's what I call
scientific progress.
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Sacré bleu. We are under attack.
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Oh. I saw one of those
in a magic show once.
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It was developed
during the French Revolution...
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...as a humane way
to execute condemned prisoners.
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How can be humane to execute?
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BONNER: Good question.
- Oh.
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BONNER: I'm just saying it was
less cruel than the old way of doing it.
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And it can make millions
of french fries.
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Oh, not you too, Seattle.
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[ALL SCREAMING]
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Fall back.
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SEATTLE:
Oh. Oh!
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We're cut off.
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Major, they're behind us.
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[SCREAMING]
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[GRUNTS]
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- They've stopped.
- Is this a good thing?
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I don't think so.
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Do we fight?
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Fight Napoleon?
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We're in way over our heads.
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Then if we don't fight?
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We run.
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HARRISON:
Going my way?
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BONNER:
Dead end.
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We can't go outside into that storm.
We're trapped.
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See?
You learned from your past mistakes.
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Another good reason to know history.
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[TIRES SCREECHING]
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If we don't get out of here,
we'll be history.
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We've got company
and they're bringing gifts.
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[WEAPON FIRES]
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Use the paving stones
to build a barricade.
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They always used to do that in Paris.
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- This will stop them, right, major?
- No, but it'll slow them down, maybe.
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[ROBOTS SCREAMING]
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It's coming from the other street.
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The enemy retreats, Caesar.
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I came, I saw, I conquered.
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Barbarians, the Gauls
have been driven off.
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- Gauls?
- Gaul is what the Romans called France.
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- Romans?
- In the name of Gaius Julius Caesar...
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...conqueror of the Gauls...
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...imperator and dictator of Rome.
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- Surrender and you will be shown mercy.
HARRISON: Huh?
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NAPOLEON: You may surrender
to that pretender if you wish.
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But as emperor of the French...
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...I demand you hand your weapons
and vehicles to me.
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Tough situation.
Caught between Napoleon and Caesar.
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That's a dessert and a salad.
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Yeah, and we're the main course.
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- They both want our weapons.
- That's not gonna happen.
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- Why are you fighting?
- There can be only one emperor.
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Yes, and I am the emperor.
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Your empire is just a museum.
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It's not worth fighting over.
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The dignity of Caesar
demands that no one be above him.
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- Even here.
- Le museum, c'est moi.
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We're talking egomaniac here.
In stereo.
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They can't be the real Caesar
and Napoleon, can they?
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Right. They'd be, like,
hundreds of years old.
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Actually, Julius Caesar
would be over 2000 years old.
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What, does this history stuff,
like, run in the family?
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Could aliens have brought them here?
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- Maybe suspended animation?
- Maybe they're clones.
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Whatever they are, they think
they're the real Napoleon and Caesar.
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Maybe we can use what we know
about them against them.
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I don't know anything about them.
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Fortunately, I do. That's my point.
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If I didn't know my,
oh, so boring history...
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...we'd be in real trouble.
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HARRISON:
What?
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I'm Major Gus Bonner,
United States Air Force.
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Why don't we all
rule this place together?
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What makes you think
they'll agree to that?
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They both did once
before they became emperor.
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Caesar was part of the triumvirate...
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...with Pompey and Crassus,
and Napoleon was--
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Yeah, I'll take your word for it.
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I have lived long enough,
both in years and in accomplishment.
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Caesar will negotiate.
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If you must break the law,
do it to seize power.
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In all other cases, observe it.
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You have the word of the emperor.
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I know when it is necessary...
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...how to leave the skin of the lion
to take one of a fox.
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BONNER:
We've bought some time.
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But we've got to find out
how they run this place.
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Ec'co, you and Stacey
look for some kind of control room.
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Why not just make a run for the stargate
and get out of here?
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And let those two megalomaniacs
tear this place apart?
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No, this museum is too important.
The history it captures--
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Okay, okay,
we'll find the control room.
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All right, let's go negotiate
with my co-rulers.
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[VEHICLES APPROACHING]
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Glad you all could make it.
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Now, the big question
is how to divide the museum...
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...between the three of us.
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Caesar insists
on a three-way division of Paris.
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Further, all Gaul
shall also be so divided.
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Of course, I demand a third of Rome.
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I made my infant son
a king of that rubble pile.
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Huh? Rubble pile?
My empire lasted 500 years.
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Yours didn't last your lifetime.
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I created laws for the ages...
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...the Napoleonic code.
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CAESAR:
I reformed the calendar.
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July's named after me.
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And I never missed an Army-Air Force
football game.
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Guys, we can work this out.
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[SPEAKS IN FRENCH]
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There is no place in a fanatic's head
where reason can enter.
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Great men, for good or bad,
resemble each other.
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Hm. Interesting.
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- Who said that?
- You did.
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The die is cast.
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What?
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[ALL GRUNTING]
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So much for negotiation.
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Speeches pass away, but acts remain.
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Great battles are won with artillery.
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BONNER: The first triumvirate
lasted a lot longer than this.
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[ROBOTS SCREAMING]
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They can't take water.
Knowledge is power.
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HARRISON:
Whoa!
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Huh?
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EC'CO [OVER RADIO]:
We've located the control room, major.
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- We're on our way.
- Major, where's Harrison?
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Harrison. Come in, Harrison.
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BOTH:
Hm?
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[STATIC CRACKLING]
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You are in the Colosseum.
Do you know what happens here?
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You should ask Major Bonner.
I'm sure he'd be happy to tell you.
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Actually, this was built
a century after my time.
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By the emperors Vespasian and Titus.
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Enough with the history.
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Let the games begin.
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HARRISON:
Huh? What?
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[ROARING]
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[GASPS]
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[HARRISON GRUNTING]
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Uh-oh.
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[ROARING]
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HARRISON:
Whoa!
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Why me? I'm allergic to cats.
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EC'CO:
Caesar and Napoleon are androids.
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Programmed with the memories
and personalities of the real emperors.
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Underneath their synthetic skin,
they're robots...
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...like their soldiers.
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Though, apparently, their soldiers
were originally maintenance robots.
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Why don't we just tell
those two endless egos they're robots?
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- They'd never believe it.
HARRISON [OVER RADIO]: Major Bonner.
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Harrison,
we've been trying to reach you.
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I think sand clogged my radio.
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- Where are you?
- Inside the Colosseum.
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But I'm about to be inside a lion.
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The lions are androids too.
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They're robots. They can't eat you.
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HARRISON:
Do they know that?
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Can you turn the lions off?
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I can't control any of the robots.
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They've been running on their own
for a century.
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Ever since whoever built the museum
abandoned it.
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The Colosseum.
Ec'co, look for a control to flood it.
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If I remember my history,
it's gotta be there someplace.
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Flood it?
Why would I be able to do that?
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Huh? Hold it. Looks like I can.
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00:16:12,920 --> 00:16:16,516
Set it up and wait for orders.
Harrison, I've got a plan.
247
00:16:21,120 --> 00:16:23,589
BONNER [OVER RADIO]: Tell Caesar
I've got a proposition for him.
248
00:16:27,280 --> 00:16:28,680
[ROARING]
249
00:16:28,880 --> 00:16:30,280
Ah!
250
00:16:30,880 --> 00:16:33,156
Major Bonner wants to trade.
251
00:16:35,840 --> 00:16:38,560
But I have to be, you know, alive.
252
00:16:43,160 --> 00:16:44,150
Phew!
253
00:16:49,040 --> 00:16:52,670
Next time, you will not allow
your emperor to be ambushed.
254
00:16:53,880 --> 00:16:55,553
Yes, my emperor.
255
00:16:55,720 --> 00:16:58,474
Now, put your head back on.
256
00:17:00,480 --> 00:17:02,153
[NAPOLEON YELLS]
257
00:17:06,880 --> 00:17:08,109
Huh? Ah!
258
00:17:08,320 --> 00:17:10,596
Okay, let's try this again.
259
00:17:10,760 --> 00:17:13,798
Maybe you two don't care
that this empire is a museum.
260
00:17:13,960 --> 00:17:17,112
But how do you feel about the fact
that you're both robots?
261
00:17:17,320 --> 00:17:20,711
I am an emperor, not a contrivance.
262
00:17:20,880 --> 00:17:24,157
Caesar is first among men,
not machines.
263
00:17:24,640 --> 00:17:27,155
Really? Just answer one question.
264
00:17:27,320 --> 00:17:30,358
When was the last time
either of you ate something?
265
00:17:30,560 --> 00:17:32,756
I've never been hungry.
266
00:17:32,920 --> 00:17:35,196
Hunger is for lesser beings.
267
00:17:35,400 --> 00:17:37,198
That's what I thought you'd say.
268
00:17:37,360 --> 00:17:39,591
Okay, Ec'co, it's showtime.
269
00:17:39,760 --> 00:17:42,559
This Colosseum is a working replica
of the original.
270
00:17:45,120 --> 00:17:47,715
It could be flooded
so gladiators could fight on ships...
271
00:17:47,880 --> 00:17:49,280
...like an actual sea battle.
272
00:17:50,720 --> 00:17:52,120
[BOTH YELL]
273
00:17:55,560 --> 00:17:57,199
HARRISON:
Hey!
274
00:18:00,880 --> 00:18:03,315
Looks like
you won't be crossing the Rubicon.
275
00:18:04,920 --> 00:18:07,594
Soldiers of Rome, save your emperor.
276
00:18:07,800 --> 00:18:10,634
ALL:
Hail, Caesar.
277
00:18:15,920 --> 00:18:18,116
And I thought Elba was small.
278
00:18:20,120 --> 00:18:23,113
You were created as exhibits
in this museum.
279
00:18:23,280 --> 00:18:26,352
That's your real past,
your real history.
280
00:18:26,520 --> 00:18:29,319
You're not emperors,
you're machines.
281
00:18:29,520 --> 00:18:30,920
Now that you know your past...
282
00:18:31,080 --> 00:18:34,312
...you can plan your future
based on who you really are.
283
00:18:34,520 --> 00:18:37,911
If Caesar is not Caesar,
then he needs no empire.
284
00:18:38,120 --> 00:18:41,511
A throne is just a bench
covered in velvet.
285
00:18:41,680 --> 00:18:45,515
- We agree.
- Okay, Ec'co, dry them out.
286
00:18:47,640 --> 00:18:50,075
BONNER: I'm sorry I had to be the one
to break the news.
287
00:18:50,280 --> 00:18:52,749
But it's important to know
where you really come from.
288
00:18:52,960 --> 00:18:55,077
Even if it's not the past
you would've chosen.
289
00:18:55,280 --> 00:18:58,034
Hail and farewell.
290
00:19:00,440 --> 00:19:04,434
Perhaps an alliance
to repair the damage we've caused.
291
00:19:04,600 --> 00:19:07,559
Bring back the enthusiastic mobs.
292
00:19:07,720 --> 00:19:12,078
Ah, tourists. What good is a Colosseum
with empty seats?
293
00:19:12,280 --> 00:19:14,351
We could build some roads.
294
00:19:22,040 --> 00:19:24,919
Major, I'm sorry I said
history was dull and unimportant.
295
00:19:25,080 --> 00:19:28,676
- A real waste of time, totally boring.
- I get the idea.
296
00:19:28,880 --> 00:19:31,634
Anyway, you were right.
It's good to know history.
297
00:19:31,800 --> 00:19:33,917
I'm sorry I dissed it.
So I got you a present.
298
00:19:34,080 --> 00:19:35,912
You know, to sort of show I'm sorry.
299
00:19:36,120 --> 00:19:38,874
I got it at what's left of the gift shop.
Hope you like it.
300
00:19:39,160 --> 00:19:40,594
[BONNER CHUCKLES]
301
00:19:40,760 --> 00:19:45,312
Gee, thanks, Harrison,
but you really didn't have to.
302
00:19:45,960 --> 00:19:49,158
Well, this place was built by aliens.
303
00:19:49,360 --> 00:19:51,192
[ALL LAUGHING]
304
00:20:18,840 --> 00:20:20,832
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