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- Previously
on "RuPaul's Drag Race"...

Welcome to week two
of "Drag Queens Got Talent."

- Joy and Beauty are
what I call my legs,

and I'll be happy
to spread them.

Where are the jokes?

Lexi Love, Crystal Envy...

you have been rated the top
two queens of the week.

Lexi Love, condragulations.

You're a winner, baby.

Hormona Lisa,
you have been rated

the bottom queen of the week.

That means you
and Acacia Forgot

are up for elimination.

Acacia Forgot,
shantay, you stay.

Hormona Lisa, I'm giving you

one last chance

to Badonka Dunk your way
back into the competition.

Whoo-hoo!

Condragulations.

You are free to slay
another day, Hormona Lisa.

Oh, my gosh,
I just saved myself

from being the pork chop.

Whoo-hoo!

I pulled the correct lever
on the Badonka Dunk tank.

Sorry, Michelle.

- At this point,
all you can do is laugh.

Hormona's still here.

Oh, brother.

- The Badonka Dunk
is in the building.

How do you feel?
- I feel good.

It's like I'm getting
a second chance.

- I don't know if there's
going to be a third, though.

Oh!

You said it, not me.

- I've seen your face
the whole time.

I know you're not happy
I'm still here.

- I would love
for the competition to dwindle.

Yes, I would. I would.
- Okay.

I do not think that Kori King
and I will be best friends.

However, I'm not worried
about her

and her bumpy zippers.

- So are you excited for Vegas?
- Yes, I am. I can't wait.

- And her bags
are already packed,

so she's already ready to go.

I won the lip sync,
and Hormona's going to Vegas.

I don't see how that's fair.

- Congratulations
to our top two.

And congratulations
to Lexi on your win.

So deserved.

- Thank you for the validation.
I need it.

This means everything to me.

I've always wanted to be,
like, somebody winning awards,

a superstar.

So I won an award!
Oh, my God.

- What do you guys think about
the Rate-A-Queen this week,

and your placements?
Anybody...

- I am low-key surprised
at the placements.

Well, I know in "Untucked,"

someone mentioned
that my song was not as good

as they would have liked.

- Who's that?
- Joella.

- Did you enjoy
the talent show?

- I had fun,
but I was underwhelmed.

Mm.

- Okay,
so who did you not like?

We're big girls,
we can take it.

- Lana.
- You didn't like my talent?

- You're a very talented
performer,

but I felt like
your song was very one-note.

- Last week when we went
into "Untucked,"

our group, we made sure
we gave you your flowers.

And for the first thing for you
to say to me when I got

into "Untucked" was how
not good my song was,

it seemed a little backhanded.

- I'm sorry that I came off
a certain way.

However, I mean,
in Rate-A-Queen, I was fair.

- Did you have to hold your
wig up in Rate-A-Queen, too,

or was it, like, attached?

Oh!

- It would have been glued
if I had to lip-sync like you.

Oh!

- And I would have, you know,
moved a little bit more.

- With your uneven hems,
with your tag sticking out

because it's off the rack--
I get it.

- Oh.
- Oh.

It was not off the rack, baby.

Bitch, you talking about
my drag--that's kind of crazy.

Fix your mug.

I don't think the bottom bitch,
who was about to be sent home,

should be telling me
about my drag.

- And on that note,
let's get out of drag, ladies.

- Hormona is playing
some games.

She's very nice.

However, she's also
very manipulative.

Calling my drag, like,
off the rack--bitch, please.

She was literally
sent home today.

I hope to God I'm in the bottom
with her one week.

If she can't beat you, bitch,

what is she going to do
against me?

What--

Okay, wait.
Wait a second.

- I wiped a droplet of sweat
from my forehead,

and now I have to pick it
back up...

- Mm-hmm.
- And put it in my forehead.

- I do think all the queens
are disappointed

that there's still that
"first person going home" spot.

So one of these girls will
become this season's pork chop,

and it's not going to be me.

- What's the tea?
What's the chisme?

- Just would like to see
it dwindle, that's all.

- Oh, okay.
That's what it is?

That's what it is.

I'm sorry, but Hormona
completely deserved to go home.

Chuck it in the bucket.

The winner
of "RuPaul's Drag Race"

receives a one-year supply

of Anastasia Beverly Hills
cosmetics

and a gag-worthy grand prize
of $200,000,

courtesy of TodayTix,
the theater ticket app.

With extra-special guest judge
Sandra Bernhard.

It's a brand-new day.

Move, baby.

- It is another new day
in the Werk Room.

The sun is shining,

and I still see Hormona Lisa
sitting there.

Wow, we're all here.

- Do we think we're voting
again this week?

- No!
- Ah!

Oh, my God.

- In the name of me,
Kori Andre Charles, no.

- I feel like the judging
in Rate-A-Queen

was a little skewed
because cliques are forming.

This week energies
are shifting a little bit,

friendships are forming,

and so I'm excited to see
how that affects the game.

I'm realizing now
that I have two games to play--

one in the Werk Room
with these girls,

and another one
with these judges,

and I have to win them both.

- The game has started.
- The game.

Hello, hello, hello.

Hi.

Oh, my gosh, you're so cute.

Good morning, ladykins.

Good morning, Ru.

- Now, if you want to be
America's next drag superstar,

you need to play this game

like you're the number-one
boss lady of the boulevard.

- Okay.
- Whoa.

Oh, Pit Crew.

- Well, it looks like
Mr. Monopoly

done lost his pants.

- Oh, thank God.
- Thank God.

- For 90 years, Monopoly has
brought people together

to feel
that rich-bitch fantasy.

For this week's Maxi Challenge,

you need to take
fashion inspiration

from this iconic board game
and bring it to the runway.

- Oh!
- I'm gagging.

Bitch.

- Now, queens,
I want you to reach

into the Pit Crew's
Community Chest

and pick a card until each
of you has a property deed.

- Already, honey,
if you have ever played

a game of Monopoly,

you know the properties
are different colors

for different sides
of the road.

I just hope I win big.

- All right,
up first, hey, hey, Joella.

Hello.

Ooh, let's see
what I'm gonna own today.

Ooh, I got Pacific Avenue.

That means you've won $300.

- Oh!
- Oh!

Thank you, Mama Ru.

- No, thank Monopoly, bitch.
- Thank you, Monopoly.

Up next...

Suzie Toot, come on over.

All right, pick a card.

I got Kentucky Avenue.

- And that means
you've won $220.

Okay, I'll take it.

Lana Ja'Rae.

Boardwalk.

- For $400.
- Wow.

The Boardwalk card

is the most expensive card
in Monopoly.

Very opulent,
if I say so myself.

- Kori King.
- Ventnor Avenue.

North Carolina Avenue.

I got Marvin Gardens.

- Ooh!
"Hey, kitty girl.

Steal a property
from another player."

- Ooh.
- That's right.

You can take someone else's
property and their money.

Hmm.

I have a chance
to steal someone's card.

We love that.

I'm sorry, Ms. Lana.

You got the most money,
and I like some coin.

- Crystal Envy
is stealing Boardwalk.

I'm so sorry.

- Lana, you'll choose
again later.

Hormona Lisa.

- Wow!
We got Tennessee Avenue.

- Now, you are from Tennessee.
- I am.

This is the funnest game
of Monopoly I've ever played.

- New York Avenue.
- New York Avenue.

- Park Place.
- Ooh!

- People are still in.
- They're going to jail.

Go to jail.

Oh!

Not prison, honey.

People are passing Go.

Collect $200.

Pennsylvania Avenue.

St. James Place.

For $180.

- Now, who the hell's
St. James?

- Lana.
- Yes.

We're back to you.

You lost a turn,
so you get to come over

and choose another card.

- "Is the railroad
still running?

Steal $200
from another player."

Oh, I wonder who I'm going
to steal from.

Oh!

Crystal.

Turnaround is what?

Fair play.
- And the bus is still running.

- And you just threw her
under the bus.

- Right, and I'll keep going.
I'm, like, go back.

You know, I guess payback
is a bitch.

You get to pull another card.

Illinois Avenue.

- Acacia, the bail bondsman
has come.

Atlantic Avenue.

You get an opportunity

to rebuild your life
on the outside.

- I will build it,
and he will come.

- Now, ladykins,
for this week's Maxi Challenge,

you need to create,
from scratch, an outfit

that screams "Monopulence."

You own everything.

- Yes.
- Everything.

- Now, you can use
the materials provided,

plus your own hair
and undergarments.

But, queens, this is not
a team challenge,

so you better play to win.

Stitch rich, bitch.

- I have found myself placed
between Arrietty and Lana,

the two fiercest look queens.

We are looking at a table
of materials

that will affect our fate
in this challenge.

I am feeling the pressure,

because the pork chop queen
is still among us,

and none of us know who it is.

- This week's Maxi Challenge
is "Monopulence"...

A Monopoly-based
design challenge

created to serve opulence.

Ooh, I love this.

Love this mesh.

I love the color green,

but I'm going
against two other bitches

that got the same color,
so I'm a little nervous.

Oh, that's kind of fun.

What are we giving?

Okay.

Now that I see what materials
we have to work with...

ugh.

Arriba!

- I'm used to working
with unconventional materials--

foam, paper, cardboard.

None of that is here.

I just don't use
pretty fabrics.

- I think I do
want to give 1920s.

Oh, really?

- I want to do, like,
a structured,

like, spray-painted
finger wave out of duct tape.

Let's do what we know first.

- These are
the only options we got?

- I think these
might be the options.

Yeah.

This fur is giving--

- This don't give me
no opulence, girl.

I'm not using the fur.

The fur's not giving opulent--
it's giving cheap.

Mama, that's Elmo down.

Girl, Elmo bouge.

Elmo couture.

I am petrified.

I am not a seamstress,

and it would be real cute
to send home the girl

who just won a challenge
two weeks ago.

I think I have a vision.
I have a plan.

I see the vision.

- We come from two families
that sew...

Right.

- And also have a great eye
for opulent drag.

- We have taste.
- Period.

- You know, that's hard
to come by these days.

- A lot of these girls
don't have that.

So I think me being
a pageant girl does help me

in this type of challenge,
because I know what opulence

and what expensive looks like,
and I'm ready to execute that.

I'm definitely going to do
a floor-length gown.

- That's what I'm thinking.
- Yeah.

- So what are my sisters
over here planning on doing?

Hi, girly pop.

- We're planning
on beating all you.

- Yeah.
- Oh.

Okay.
- What color are you?

Green?
- Green, yeah.

The color of money
and the color of success

and the color of winning.
- And also boogers.

- Oh! Well, this looks
very ambitious.

- This is our time to shine.
- Yeah.

- I'm not gonna play it safe.
- Not gonna play it safe, yeah.

We'll see who makes a bodysuit.
- Ooh.

Right.

We'll see.

I am feeling
in my element right now.

Turning looks is my thing,

and I'm really,
really excited for this.

However,
I am a little concerned

for my Green Team sister,
Joella.

Let me ask you girls, do any
of you green girlies sew?

No.

- You don't sew, bitch?
It gags me.

- You know, there's a lot
of non-sewers that do make it

past the sewing challenge,
so...

Well, not many.

- Listen, I may not sew,
I may not style hair,

but I'm a fierce drag queen,

as Alyssa Edwards would say.

- What are you thinking,
like, right off the bat?

- Just trying to get
my ideas already.

- You can keep it under wraps,
but I love to talk about looks.

- I try to keep it simple,
to be honest.

I am known for a short dress,

so that's what I'm going
to give them.

There is definitely going
to be a couple bitches

that will do worse than me,

so I will do what I need

to scoot on by.

There's going to be
the one girl

that bites off a little more
than she can chew.

Mm-hmm.

- And it's definitely going
to bite her right on the ass.

I see.

- So I get my ideas
from fashion shows.

The--

Oh, my God, I think
I have the best idea ever.

Uh-huh.

- And then I see
the bolt roll.

And I saw this fashion show

where the model took
the bolt roll, turned around,

threw it behind her.

She walked out and,
like, threw the bolt,

and then it just drug.

Ooh, honey girl.

- Bitch, that's what I'm doing.
- Oh, wow.

- So it's real dramatic.
- I love that.

- I am coming up with this
on the fly.

If I toss it behind me
in the back of the runway,

I just hope it unrolls.

Oh, I'm so excited!

- I feel like this is
just in my wheelhouse.

I love putting
outfits together.

Coming in here,
I'm expecting to win

all the sewing challenges,
so let's do it.

Let's start with this.

This dress has a lot
of ruching in it,

and then I found the perfect
green rhinestone trim

to accentuate the ruching
that I'm doing.

Let's see what the fuck is
going to happen here tonight.

My first step--
ruche the full dress.

Ruching takes a long time, so
it's going to be a lot of work.

I take some elastic,
my fabric, and ruche...

And ruche and ruche
and ruche...

and ruche and ruche.

And, no,
we're not done ruching,

because we still have
some ruching to do.

The ruching worked.

It's gonna be sickening, bitch.

- Did Trinity teach you at all,
sewing,

Or did you just
kind of learn yourself?

I had always sewn.

My grandmother was
the person who taught me

how to sew for the first time.

When I was around six
or seven years old,

you know, I was definitely
a little gay boy

who didn't want to go outside
and play in the dirt.

So I would stick inside
and hang out with my nana,

and I can't wait
to show off my skills.

Arrietty, how you feel?

Fashion girl.
- Fashion diva.

I'm gonna look sickening.
I don't know about y'all.

So, sorry.
- Oh, she's the fashion girl.

I'm very excited.

I get to showcase something
that I'm actually good at.

And I'm like, ooh, these
girls have no idea.

What is your plan?

Is it going to have
the alien vibe?

- No, no,
it's going to be more...

demure.

For this design, I'm going
more towards the Latina side.

Red screams Latina to me.

Escándalo.

- Arrietty, I'm trying
to come for your gig.

I want to be the fashion girly
of the week.

- The top two, come on.
- Okay.

- There's a lot of machines
going right now.

I hear the...

And I have not even begun
cutting my fabric.

I feel like I've been
just helicopter-dropped

in the middle of the forest.

I hear wolves howling.

I hear tigers.

I hear snakes.

What do they do?

They go...

Acacia?
- What?

Talk to me.
- Can you help me?

- What do you need help with?
- Everything.

I don't even know where
to start, honestly.

I'm so lost,
I can't see my way out.

- What if you did, like,
a flared-out skirt like this

but did it, like, shorter?

You can make it
out of something like that.

You know what I mean?
I think you can do that.

Just get to work.

Joella needs a few weeks
of lessons.

She needs a cocktail,

and she needs
to learn her lip sync.

- The assignment this week
is to design an opulent look

inspired by the cards we pulled
from the Monopoly board,

and I can't wait.

Hey, squirrel friends.

Hi!

You buy any property lately?

Just a couple.

All right, I need the Yellows--

Acacia, Butthole, and Kori.

- What's up, mama?
- Hello.

Hi.

- So, Butthole, where does your
fashion inspiration come from?

- Most of my inspirations
come from movies.

Anything by Tim Burton.

I'm a massive John Waters fan.
- Yeah.

- So "Pink Flamingos,"
out-of-pocket-type things.

- Do you ever pad your body?
- I do.

I brought some pads.

But I like to use my butthole.

Uh-huh.

Where'd you get that name?

- People just started
calling me Butthole,

and I ran with it.
- Yeah.

You ran to the right direction.
- Yep.

Yeah.

RuPaul loves my butthole!

I have a lot of butthole
in store for you, Mama Ru.

Just you wait.

And, Acacia.

- I'm going for a very '80s,
"Dynasty" kind of--

- What do you know
about the '80s?

I got the haircut for it.

I just love the olden days.

- "Olden days"?
- Uh, yeah.

- Kori King, that body,
it's so symmetric.

You proportioned it perfectly.

- My Bostonian physique.
- Exactly.

It's gorgeous.
- Thank you.

- Ru is living
for this Boston booty, honey.

Move over, Plane Jane.

I am the new body.

- Green Team,
come on over here.

- Hi.
- Hello.

Now, Onya Last Nurve.

- Yes, ma'am.
- Do you know how to sew?

- Well, I know how
to work a machine

because I went to art school.

I have an emphasis
in material studies,

so I'm familiar
with the machine.

But this is going to be
my first garment.

Back the fuck up.

You know how to work
a machine...

Uh-huh.

- But this is
your first garment?

Yes.

You would think that I would be
shaking in my boots

for this challenge,

because I have never made
myself a garment.

But I'm going to make it work.

- You seem so familiar.
Like, I feel like I know you.

When you were walking down
that runway like that...

Oh, shit!

- That's when I took notice
and went, who the hell is this?

Me and Mother Ru are vibing.

We see each other.

- Now, Joella, that's
some interesting fabric

you have there.

- Yes.
- Do you know how to sew?

- Um...
- No.

So you don't know how to sew,

so you decided to do
this asymmetrical bodysuit?

- Yes.
- A bodysuit?

What?

- Now, Michelle might have
some issues with that,

because she says, these bitches
coming up here in a leotard.

And you did a leotard
last week, didn't you?

- I did.
- I'd just be careful.

You know, you have to look
around the room...

Okay.

- And just push yourself
a little.

- I'm listening, and I almost
want to change what I'm doing.

- I can't wait to see it.
all: Thank you, Ru.

However, I don't have
an ability

to make something different.

Come on over, Orange.

Hormona Lisa,
I met you in Atlanta

when I was on my book tour.

Yes, you did, and here I am.

- Show me the sketch
that you have.

You have some really
pretty things on there.

- I'm kind of going for,
like, a princess-goldfish

kind of vibe.
- Uh-huh.

Do you sew all
of your costumes?

- Yes.
- I love that.

- I have been designing,
sewing for a lot of my life.

I used to do costumes
for theater,

so my goal is to win this week

and prove that I am worthy
of being saved.

- And what about you,
Ms. Lemonade?

You're very crafty.
You know how to sew.

- No.
- You don't?

- I just have never
in my life stepped foot

in a sewing machine.

You know, every painter
has its brushes.

- Yeah.
- This painter right here...

Uh-huh.

- Just so happened to
never use those brushes.

- Okay.
You did the pizza face.

You do all sort
of crafty things.

- Yeah. My idea is to give
you something new.

So I'm trying to give you
very much, like, fancy girl,

just something

that I haven't given you yet
in this competition.

- Well, you know, variety
is the spice of life.

- Yeah, yeah, and I'm willing
to give it to you.

I have decided to give a more
traditional type of drag.

I feel like I'm
in the right track here.

- I'm going to let
you all get to work.

- Whoo-whoo!
- Thank you, pumpkin.

- Thank you so much, Ru.
- Thank you.

- This competition means so
much to me and my family.

I'm going to do whatever it
takes to stay here another week

and make it
to that finish line.

- All right, ladies, listen up.
Listen up, ladies.

I found this laying
around backstage.

Oh!

- This dossier
has all of the results

of your Rate-A-Queen
voting system.

So, if you're curious
or if you have the time,

you might want to check
the receipts.

- I am so eager
to see this document,

because they were so mad at me

for telling them the truth
to their face.

However, I'm looking
around the room,

and I can see a couple
of nervous faces.

The moment of truth is here.

- Good luck,
and don't fuck it up.

Oh, my Baby Jesus.

- Oh!
- Ah!

Girl, let's see this.

- Ru has just dropped
off the dossier

with the Rate-A-Queen voting
results, and I am so ready.

So shall we indulge?

- It's amongst us.
- Let's see.

All right.

Oh.

- Oh, it's telling us
the person that's in first

and what they voted
that person as.

Ah!

- I thought I voted
out of confidentiality.

What the fuck is going on
here on this day?

- Oh, no, they're
going to catch me.

- Four divas
have named me number one,

two divas, number two,

and then one lonely Lana...

- Who is that?
- Named me number four.

I did rank two people high

because I did not want them
to be in the bottom.

Next page, Jewels Sparkles.

Okay. All right.
- Let's see, let's see.

- This is a good report card,
I think.

Next, it's Lucky Starzzz.

Okay.

Okay, next, next, next.

What, honey?
Arrietty.

Oh, Ms. Lana, you lived.

No, Ms. Lana did not live.

Ms. Lana was saving her friend.
- She was saving her.

- I knew other girls
would not live,

so I ranked her higher.

Oh.

- I did not want to see
Arrietty in the bottom,

because she
deserves to be here.

I had to make sure my sister
was good--I had to.

I think it's interesting

that y'all bumped people up
to save them.

Like, that's almost like y'all
gave them an unfair ranking.

- Hormona, Onya,
and Sam put you at six.

Mm.

- I thought your performance
was good,

I just thought it plateaued.

It really didn't go anywhere
after, like, moving the skirt.

So fuck her drag?

- Next.
- Next up is Ms. Lydia.

Oh, Lana also lives.

- Crystal, you hated me.
- Crystal did not live.

Explain yourself.

- I love the concept
of you literally

had a butthole puppet,

but I felt like it was just
not a pretty butthole.

- Well, frankly, I don't give
a fuck what y'all think.

Next, Ms. Joella.

- Wait, I just want
to see my picture.

Hold on.
- Is the lace falling back?

- So, Lana, you wanted to
"give me my fucking flowers,"

and then behind my back
rate me low as fuck?

And Ms. Acacia Forgot.

Okay, who's next?

Week two.

First up, Lexi Love.

- You guys!
Ah!

- 10s across the board.
- Okay, thank you all.

- Second up, Ms. Crystal Envy.
- Okay.

In third, Ms. Lana Ja'Rae.

So we have it alliance.

We have an alliance.
- Yeah.

- The only gag here
is that these two

had each other's backs.
- Yeah.

- What?
How is that a gag?

- Yeah, how's that a gag?
- Oh!

- I don't think
we played dirty.

That's not dirty.
We played the game.

The queens are upset because
they're not smart enough

to fucking know what to do.

Sorry y'all didn't think
about it.

In fourth, Sam Star.

- Lydia, why seven? Damn.
- Ah!

- Ms. Butthole thought
she would be real cute

and put me seventh.

Oh, hell, no.

You think was the worst?
- No, no, no.

Well--
- Oh!

- I just was not enjoying
the talent

as much as the rest
of the divas.

Okay.

The fucking nerve.

- In fifth place
is Ms. Onya Nurve.

I am a little surprised.

A lot of the girls,
even after my performance,

were like, yes, girl,
you did so good.

- Jewels,
you weren't having it.

What happened?
- Ooh!

No shade, no shade.

It's just, for me,

the runway kind of fell short
a little bit.

- Your crotch fell short, too.
- Ah!

- I knew, like, a certain
type of drag queen

don't like my drag.

The judges loved it.

- Next up, we have
Ms. Kori Andre Charles, honey.

Almost in the bottom.

Um...
- Damn!

- I mean, I am the sweetest
villain of the season,

so I'm not surprised
that I was a little lower.

And in last place
is Ms. Hormona.

Ooh!

And that's the tea.

- Knowing how these queens
ranked me

definitely makes me feel
plugged.

Rate-A-Queen--
no, throw it out.

I want to hear
what RuPaul has to say.

I have to remind these girls
that I am fierce competition.

- Burn that shit.
Let's get some sewing done.

- This isn't going through?
- No, this isn't up on--

Oh, baby, you're not
even through the fabric.

- Okay, Jewels,
I need some advice.

- Talk to me.
- This is the dress.

It's not perfect, but we're
not going for perfect.

We should be.

What else does this need?

- You need some accouterments.
- "Accoutrements"?

- Bring the flowers into the--
- Into the dress?

- Into the dress.
- Just like--

- Hell, yeah.
- Okay.

Get more flowers, bitch.

Get that shit
into the dress.

Get this.
Put that into the dress.

So Onya's dress is a little
more on the simple side,

just, like,
a basic slip dress.

I have no problem
giving her any two cents

that she asks for.

Girl, I'll give her
three or four cents.

- Are you using this, Jewels?
- Yes.

I love this trim.

- I think my dress
is a triumphant story...

of victory and overcoming.

Okay, not too much, girl.

- All right, I got
my work cut out for me.

Ruching is done.

It's time for me
to embellish my dress.

So I go to reach
for my trimming

that I've been saving
for this moment,

and who do I see cutting it up,
gluing it on her dress?

Onya.

She fucking stole my trim!

Do you have more of that?

- She took them all.
- Oh.

- I spent all my time
ruching this dress,

and now I'm concerned
that I don't have enough jewels

and enough things
to put on this dress

to really fit the assignment.

I'm just going to ignore her
for the rest of the day,

because I have no time,
and now I'm mad, too.

Ugh!

Oh.

- You're out of--
yeah, it's popped.

Go, go, go, go.

Oh, shit.

- Yeah, this is going
to take you all night.

- Hey, Lucky, are you better
with, like, a hot-glue gun?

You're stressing me out.

- Yeah, you need to get
a hot-glue gun.

- Just get a glue gun.
You got to go to plan B.

Plan B.

- My poor girl Lucky Starzzz
is struggling--

very struggling.

- I was just trying to see
if I could somehow,

like, have this around this.

But, like, I'm not sure how.

Cut that triangle thing

and then make eight of them
in that.

Yeah, in the pattern.

I'm trying to show
her what to do,

but she's not picking it up.

- Time is dwindling down,
and I look over to my left,

and I see Lucky,
and the garment

is still in the same place
that it was hours previous.

- I don't have not
one thing done.

Bitch, I am shaking.

- Good morning, kingdom.
- Gouda morning.

Mwah.
- Mwah.

Another day, another dollar.

Today we'll be walking
the runway

in our "Monopulence" look,
and I feel amazing.

Let's get it, let's go.

- Mama,
it's elimination day today.

Someone is going
to be pork-chopped,

and thank God it's not me.

Ooh!

Ms. Hormona, we're doing it.

We're done, diva.

- No, I'm not done.
- You're not done?

You have a lot left to do?
- Just one or two things.

- This morning I can see
that Hormona is very pissed.

- Let's go over here, Jezebel.
It's you and me, girl.

- And that might be
because I had to let

her have it this morning.

This morning I arrived

with a beautiful finished gown,

but after Lexi calls it out,

I am ultimately told
that I cannot have any

of my own stones on my gown.

I was under the impression
the whole time

it was something I could do.

So now I'm picking off
all these rhinestones.

- I think Hormona's
in trouble...

Mm.

- Because she used
stones that were...

- Ooh! Girl.
- Not allowed.

- Like, she used
her own stones.

For the Monopoly
design challenge,

you have to use what's
provided to create your look.

I'm nervous for her.

- Why are you mad
you got caught?

Back to jail.

Don't go past Go.
You ain't collecting $200.

- Ms. Hormona,
I'm not going to bother you

because I know
you need to work.

- You don't want me
to snap at you?

Yeah.

I have beautiful stones.

I could have encrusted
my gown,

and it would have looked like
a million dollars,

but that was not the challenge.

- Well, if you have
any free time

and want to put
your phalanges...

- On something.
- To use--

it's like pulling
ticks off a cow.

- Oh!
- Similar.

- It's not personal.
It's just drag.

Oh.

- Hormona Lisa
absolutely broke the rules.

- This looks like five miles
of bad road.

I am pretty irritated
with Lexi.

I do feel like this
was a challenge

that I could have won.

- I'm just hoping all the girls
serve the category, you know.

- Yeah.
- Money, expensive.

- No, I hope
there's at least one

or two girls that don't,

because I'm ready for someone
to go home.

Me and you both, sis.

Ladies, do you hear me?

I'm ready for someone
to go home!

Pull the wrong lever, please!

I'm ready.

- Lexi is done
spreading love, honey.

- Ooh!
- It's messy love today.

- How are you feeling...
- Good.

- My lovely darling sister?
- I'm feeling so good, sister.

I really like Kori.

When she comes and hugs
me and says, hey, sister,

it makes me feel some type
of way that I enjoy.

- You're gonna be padded
for this, mama?

- I'm going to be padded.
I'm going to be tight, yeah.

Oh!

I'm a little sprung.

I'm just enjoying a snack
on the way to the crown.

Girl, chismosa.

- Chismosa, chismosa.
What's tea?

Me and Arrietty have
our little chismosacorner.

Chismosais
the Latina gossip girls.

Who do you think
is on the bottom?

That one over there.

- Acacia?
- Mm-hmm.

Girl, it's not glamorous.

- What'd you say about me?
- Nothing.

- Nothing, Ms. Diva.
Wait, come here, come here.

- You have a gorgeous smile.
- What?

I want to draw on you.

Acacia could be
the weakest link,

because the look's not there.

- Okay, I'm ready
for the runway.

Pick me, sister.

- The most beautiful
you've ever looked.

Yeah, it's a taste level
for me--it's not there.

Ah!

I hate that bitch.
- Chism--

Chismosa!

- I'm happier than yesterday
about my garment,

but I'm a little nervous.

- Are you doing,
like, fish face?

- I'm doing, like,
a regular mug.

I know, right?
- I'm so excited.

- For the first time
in "Drag Race" herstory.

I'm doing something completely
out of the box for me.

For me, this is a big moment.

I feel, like, this
pressure to, like, do well,

because my family's
back home waiting for me.

To finally prove to them
that what I'm doing

is important,
what I'm doing is special,

and it's going to help us.
- Exactly.

Going into this runway,

I'm just thinking, bitch,
you better sell that garment

like it is a Met Gala look.

- I'm so excited
to see what you look like

with, like, regular beat.

That sounds so cool.

Yeah.

- So how do you feel
about your runway?

- I think it looks
really, really good.

But I'm a little annoyed.

I had helped Onya a lot.

She was asking me
for advice all day,

and I was taking time out
of my day to help her.

- Yeah.
- She asked me--

Are you using this trim?
And I said yes.

- Are you using this, Jewels?
- Yes.

An hour later, she was gluing
the trim all over her outfit.

- I overhear her
and Arrietty talking about,

she didn't even ask me.

Didn't say nothing
to me directly.

- I was taken back.
I was really taken back.

I was gagged.

- Well, sister, I'm really
sorry that it felt that way,

and I really, like,
genuinely want to apologize

for, like, using the trim
that you were going to use.

I should have asked
for permission.

You know what I mean?

- But you did ask,
and I said no.

- I know, but that's
the thing, though.

It's not yours to own, like,
all of the trim, because--

- But we ran up to it
and claimed stuff.

Everyone got to claim
what they got.

- You're not giving me
anything,

because we're supposed to
be sharing, first of all.

- Right. Okay, so--
- First of all--

- When we ran,
we claimed stuff.

- And I claimed
the velvet first,

and didn't you use velvet?
- And we shared it.

We agreed, I'm going to
give you half of my stuff--

- Right, we're sharing,
so what's the big deal?

- The big deal was
that I told you this

is the one thing I needed.

- You didn't own
none of that shit, so...

- You can feel that way,
but at the end of the day,

we're told to go up
and grab what we need.

- And I grabbed what I needed.
- Oh, you certainly did, bitch.

Oh!

Y'all, I got my popcorn.

I'll stop my makeup for this.

This is worth it.
This is too good.

- Yes, honey. Okay, work.
- I don't know.

I feel like I'm
under the impression

that, like, when things are
up there,

you claim things,
you claim things.

Am I right or wrong
for thinking that?

- No, but you
can't hoard stuff.

- I'm not asking you.
I'm asking the group.

- I'm a "finders keepers,
losers weepers" kind of girl.

Thank you.

- And I found it,
and I kept it.

- Did you find
it first, though?

- No, I found it--
- Then you didn't find it.

You found it on her station.

- She literally picked
it up off my station

after asking me, girl,
are you going to use this?

I said, yes, I'm
going to use this.

You was ruching all night.

At that point, I didn't think
you was using it, honestly.

But I told you I was!

- You're such
a talented designer.

Don't let that trim
get you out of pocket.

- Baby, I'm not, because
my outfit is fierce.

- It is sickening, so what the
fuck is you worried about?

I had this basic-ass gown.

I'm trying to embellish it
as much as possible.

I'm not about to ask no bitch
for something that I need,

and we're supposed
to be sharing.

Most, if not all, of these
girls are seamstresses.

So to be pressed about
me taking some green

trimming when you're
ruching this whole-ass dress

is beyond me.

Your garment looks great.

Calm down, because I was
not trying to be malicious.

I needed that trim.

It was malicious.

- Well, you can think that.
That's fine.

Have your moment,

because you're not going
to have too many more, bitch.

All right, then.

- There's drama
with the Greens.

There's drama with the Oranges.

But me and Lydia are sitting
lovey-dovey in Yellow.

- Gosh, I'm so excited
to show off my outfit.

- How many outfits do
you make out of a year?

- So many.
- Yeah? Good.

- I don't come
from hardly anything.

- Yeah. Me too.
- So...

- Yeah, it was
sort of like, you known,

go to the Walmart
fabric section

and figure something
out, honey.

Figure it out, bitch.

- I've turned toilet-paper
rolls into bracelets.

- Absolutely.
- What?

You know.

- Duct tape rolls
into bracelets.

Uh-huh.

- You take all the tape off,
and then you glue stones

around the duct tape roll,
and it's real big.

- Yep.
- Right.

Originally, meeting Sam Star,

I was fully
under the impression

that she was going to be just
riddled with she-devil blood.

But I took a drink
of the Kool-Aid,

and now I am a Sam Star stan.

- This is the last time
we're all going to be

in the room together.

Tonight someone is going home.

Well, hopefully.
- I wouldn't shed a tear.

- I would probably shed a tear.
- I'll shed a tear.

- Oh, okay.
- I'll shed a tear or two.

It's time for someone
to go home,

and emotions
have been extremely high.

All you can do is laugh.

Welcome to the main stage
of "RuPaul's Drag Race."

Don't be throwing no shade.
She just want to get paid.

It's Michelle Visage.

- Tell the man with the money
to come here and pay me.

The fabulous Ts Madison.

Do you like playing games?

- Well, only if
it has a joystick.

- And straight from Sandyland,
it's Sandra Bernhard.

- Well, not exactly
straight, Ru.

- It is wonderful
to have you here.

- Well, you know what
I've always said to you, Ru.

As long as I have a face,
you have a place to sit.

- This week, we challenged
our queens

to create luxe looks
inspired by Monopoly.

And tonight on the runway,
category is "Monopulence."

You own everything.

Racers, start your engines,

and may
the best drag queen win.

Category is Monopulence.

Up first, from St. James Place,

Lucky Starzzz.

It's Lady Orange Marmalade.

- Now, listen, America,
y'all know what I do,

and y'all know
it's not this, okay?

Is there a hem
in every corner?

Hell, no.

To sell this garment,

I am trying to smile
as much as I can.

The smile is going to be
very painful,

but I will be smiling

all the way
till the end of that runway.

- From Tennessee Avenue,
Hormona Lisa.

She's got a-peel.

- An orange peel.
- Mm-hmm.

Thank you, Sandra.
- Thank you.

- I am serving
princess goldfish.

The gown fits nice.

However, I do wish
that I had the stones on it,

but, overall, I feel
good about this.

- From New York Avenue,
Lexi Love.

- The train is most
definitely still running.

- So I have a gigantic
roll of fabric.

Luckily, it is unrolling
as I'm walking.

Everything is working
as I planned.

She is giving you legs,
she's giving you gorgeous,

she's giving you angles.

Feeling like sexy Lexi, honey.

Oof!

- From Kentucky Avenue,
Suzie Toot.

It's the devil and Ms. Toot.

I can see her Beelzeboobs.

- I'm giving you ooky-spooky
floor-length 1930s drama.

Betty Boop
as the Princess of Hell.

This headpiece is made
out of plastic bags,

duct tape, and a dream.

I think I look pretty cute.

- From Indiana Avenue,
Arrietty.

How's your head...

piece?

I'm giving

the Real Housewives
of Mexico City.

It's very glamorous,
it's very sexy,

the drama and the drapery.

It'sescándalo.

I want to win.

- If you stay red-dy,
you ain't got to get red-dy.

From Illinois Avenue,
Lana Ja'Rae.

- You heard
of White Diamonds?

- Yeah.
- This is Red Acrylic.

Oh, okay.

- Tonight I am giving you
a vision in red.

Honestly, I'm very happy

with the way
this look came together.

I always look
very put-together and rich

when I'm in drag,
and this look is no exception.

And, yes, this is the new BBL.

She is red for filth.

- From Atlantic Avenue,
Acacia Forgot.

Hello, Dolly.

- Check out
her Smoky Mountains.

- This vibe is very Acacia,
very "Dynasty,"

trashy bridesmaid's dress.

I know your mom has this
in her closet.

Ruffles on ruffles on ruffles,

and wherever there's not
a ruffle, I have tits.

- There's gold
in them there hills.

From Ventnor Avenue,
it's Kori King.

This cat ate the canary.

- This yellow is looking
ever so good on my ebony skin.

I am giving you
Old Hollywood glamour.

From head to toe,
I'm giving you full yellow.

Hell, I even spray-painted
my shoes yellow.

That's commitment, fellas.

I tawt I taw a puddy cat.

You did, you did.

- From Marvin Gardens,
it's Lydia Butthole Kollins.

- I wanted to create a style
that was unique to me.

It's fully ruched.
It's furry.

I am giving you
a little bit of Muppets

with a hint
of "Horton Hears a Ho."

- Lydia, honey,
did you make your bed?

No, Mama, I'm wearing it.

From Pacific Avenue, Joella.

- Check out
those emerald titties!

- Honey, I am selling
this garment.

I'm actually kind of
satisfied with what I made,

for my skill level.

I even kind of hemmed it
with the hot-glue gun.

See, I do know a thing or two
about construction.

I'm serving it.

How green is her valley?

From North Carolina Avenue,
Onya Nurve.

Ladies and gentlemen,
Mary J. Blige starring

in "Sunset Boulevard."

- I put my whole soul
into this garment.

It is something
that represents my culture.

What opulence means to me
is my grandma's house.

It's the way
you carry yourself.

It's old money.

It's your daddy's
daddy's daddy's money.

- She is ready
for her close-up.

- From Pennsylvania Avenue,
Jewels Sparkles.

- Darling, slow down.
What's the ruche?

Oh!

- I am rocking this beautiful,
beautiful skin-tight dress.

Honey, I am ruched
from my head to my toes.

The cone is cone-ing
and the bra is bra-ing,

and I feel stunning.

You Gaultier, girl.

From Park Place, Sam Star.

- Mm, I do declare.
- I do, I do.

- This is giving
Sam Star to a T--

over the top,
sparkly, fabulous.

The silhouette is giving
you Old Hollywood, Mae West.

A pageant queen,
I mean, showstopper.

And, sweetie, this is not
blue, this is cerulean.

Rich.

From Boardwalk, Crystal Envy.

Greetings from Ass-bury Park.

- I feel like
the richest bitch in town.

She is a pageant girl, baby.

She is always going to have
the silhouette down to a T.

The body will be right,

and the proportions
will always be right.

And I am "Gone with the Wind"
fabulous, honey.

Old-money New Jersey.

Mo' money, mo' problems.

Welcome, queens.

I've made some decisions.

Hormona Lisa, Lexi Love,

Suzie Toot, Lana Ja'Rae,

Acacia Forgot,
Lydia Butthole Kollins,

Jewels Sparkles,
Crystal Envy...

do not pass Go.

Do not collect $200.

You are all safe.

- You may leave the stage.
- Thanks, Mama.

- Now it's time
for the judges' critiques...

starting with Lucky Starzzz.

- Tonight you're not doing
the drag that you normally do,

and versatility is fantastic

and necessary
in this competition.

But the outfit, there's
some rough edges on it.

I don't think this
shows off your skill.

- I see that you are
a bit disappointed.

I'm sorry.

- You have to sell
exactly what you got.

I would have loved to have seen
you just a bit more confident.

- I just--
I just, I--

I really wanted to prove
that I could do this,

and it just feels
like I failed.

- This isn't your strong suit.
- Mm-hmm.

- So maybe get back to what is
and just forge ahead.

Thank you.

Up next, Arrietty.

- I really like this look.
I think that you are gorgeous.

You did a great job.

- You've achieved sexiness
in a very classy way.

Construction--
beautifully executed.

I love the silhouette.

It's interesting
and very unexpected.

- The hair choice, beautiful.
The paint is stunning.

The thing I want
to commend you the most on

is taking some of the white
off of your face.

What you do down your nose
normally, it's beautiful.

But, again, versatility
is important.

You look so gorgeous tonight.

Up next, Kori King.

- Your body is always
right and tight.

Thank you.

- Yeah, you know what
you're doing with it,

and you've got it down.

- I was expecting
grand rich bitch.

That outfit is giving me
cheap prostitute.

But--
- Maddie!

I mean, it is!

- Well, you got me.
- It is.

You got me, gal.

- I've been a cheap prostitute
a time or two.

You are gorgeous,
but I'm looking

at you now like, I wonder
will this $20 get me through.

- Well, I'll just take
it another direction.

I think you look whimsical,
festive, kooky, and off-beat.

- It is kooky and all that,
but it doesn't say "opulent."

That's the issue we have.

Up next, Joella.

Joella, you're pretty.

I do not like this outfit.

When you were thinking
about Monopoly and rich,

this was the thought
that you had?

- Honestly, I was just thinking
about, what can I make?

Because I don't sew.

- That's the thing
about drag is,

you can always figure out a way
to make it work.

- Again, we're
in the prostitute place.

Now, that prostitute place
right there

would get you probably $40.

- You need to step up
your game.

This just didn't do it
for me tonight, kiddo.

Up next, Onya Nurve.

- You "Monopulated"
my total focus.

I was obsessed with you.

I wanted to know you.
I wanted to hang out with you.

- That is definitely
rich-bitch energy.

When you walked out
on that stage, I was like, yes.

- From the minute you came out
and gave us the...

- I was in, and I thought you
did a really, really nice job.

- The gowns, the jewels,
the headpiece,

the mug, the cigarette--

now, that's a high-class
prostitute right there.

- I had a good idea
of what opulence meant to me.

It freed me from worrying
about perfect garment

because I knew I could sell

what the fuck
needed to be sold.

Oh, good.

Up next, Sam Star.

- You just have such presence
when you come on to a stage.

That smile lights up the room.

So, whatever you paid
for it, it's worth it.

Thanks, Mom.

- You just came out
effortlessly,

with great grace
and just ease.

- And what you made
is beautifully done.

This drop waist
and the way you have the gems

dripping from the shoulders.

This dress is gorgeous.

- I've dreamed and prayed
for this moment forever.

It means the world to me.

My nana taught me how to sew,

and she's smiling down
right now.

I know she'd be so proud
of what I was able to do.

- Yes.
Thank you.

Thank you.

- Thank you, queens.
I think we've heard enough.

While you untuck backstage,

the judges and I will
deliberate.

Now, just between us
squirrel friends,

what do you think,

starting with Lucky Starzzz?

- I actually like
that she took a risk

and did something completely
out of the ordinary for her.

But if you're not a sewer,
why go right into pleats?

Why go right into hoop skirts?

- The outfit was at odds
with her take on drag,

and it just didn't come
together.

Arrietty.

- She knows how to construct
a dress.

- All of it was completely
finished and so beautiful.

This was my favorite tonight.

- Can I just say
she read those girls?

Hands down.

All right, Kori King.

- Honey, we were going for
Pennsylvania Avenue, honey,

not Sesame Street.
- Oh!

- It gave
very cheap prostitute,

like I said before,

and I am an expert
in cheap prostitutes.

- I've learned so much
about cheap hookers here today

that I may have to go
and experience it myself.

Joella.

- It's season 17,
sewing challenge.

Why is no one ever ready?
- Mm-hmm.

- We're still coming
into this competition

without knowing a basic pattern
for yourself.

And you could do it
for free online.

Calling McCall's!

- And she chose the hardest
material out of anybody.

It was all the wrong fit.

- Joella really just
didn't come prepared.

Onya Nurve.

- You can't compare it
to Arrietty...

- Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
- Or Sam...

- As far as the technical
aspects of it.

But I tell you what,
she gives us the full fantasy.

- It was the way she sold
the outfit

that really turned her into
our little Dominique Deveraux,

Diahann Carroll.
- Yes!

- All I saw was money.
- Mm-hmm.

She was a cash register.

Sam Star.

- It was all
beautifully constructed.

- When you have
that kind of confidence

to be able to sit down
in front of the sewing machine

and whip that together,

then it's just going to reflect
on everything.

- Honey, she gave me
a young Rue McClanahan, honey.

I was looking
for Big Daddy when

she walked down that aisle.
- Oh, okay.

Silence!
I've made my decision.

Bring back my girls.

Welcome back, queens.

I've made some decisions.

Arrietty...

Onya Nurve...

Sam Star...

tonight you all took it
to the bank,

but one of you has a monopoly

on looking good
and feeling gorgeous.

Sam Star, condragulations.

You are the winner
of this week's challenge.

Oh, wow!

- Yeah, Sam!
- Well done, Sam!

Come on, Sammy!

- And you've won
a cash tip of $5,000...

Yes! Yes!

- Courtesy of Monopoly.
- Oh, thank you!

And that's real money.

That ain't Monopoly
money, honey.

All right!

The first time the judges
are deciding, I win!

- You three may join
the other girls.

Thank you.

Revenge has never felt
so sweet,

because these girls wanted
to keep me out of the top,

but RuPaul said herself
that I was the top bitch.

Lucky Starzzz...

your orange
didn't have the juice.

Kori King...

your yellow bird
was saying cheap, cheap.

Joella...

tonight you proved
that it's not easy being green.

Kori King...

you are safe.

Thank you.

You may join the other girls.

Lucky Starzzz, Joella...

I'm sorry, my dears,
but you are up for elimination.

- I'm feeling so disappointed
and so embarrassed.

But I'm going to fight
for my family,

I'm going to fight for myself,

and I'm going to fight
for my art.

Two queens stand before me.

This is your last chance
to impress me

and save yourself
from elimination!

The time has come...

For you to lip-sync...

for your life.

My whole entire soul

is on fire.

Welcome to the Joella Show.

Good luck...

and don't fuck it up.

Yeah!

Wow!

- Lucky's shoe flew off.
I'm ducking and hiding.

- I'm trying to do
as many moves as I can.

I'm trying to sell everything
in the grocery store right now.

Lucky is doing way too much.

I step right in front of her,
because this is my stage.

Come on, baby!

Whoa!

- Queens, I've made
my decision.

Joella, shantay, you stay.

Thank you.
Thank you so much.

You may join the other girls.

Lucky Starzzz,

you still have one last chance

to Badonka Dunk your way back

into the competition.

We need a virgin.

But on such short notice,

Michelle was the best
we could do.

Lucky, before you
are nine levers.

One of those levers
will drop Michelle Visage

into the Badonka Dunk tank,

presented by Las Vegas.

Lucky...

choose carefully.

- I'm just praying to God
I will not be going home.

Sorry, Michelle,
but you will be dunked.

Trust.

I'm sorry, my dear.

You did not save yourself
from elimination.

But you're leaving here
with a trip

to the entertainment capital
of the world,

because Vegas is good for you.

Lucky, you are
and will always be

a beloved member
of the "Drag Race" family.

Now...

sashay away.

Love you, Lucky.

RuPaul, it's Starzzz-zuh.

- I honestly am surprised
to be sashaying away first.

I know that I had
so much more to show.

I just want to say,
be true to your heart

and sip
on that lemonade, henny.

Condragulations, queens.

And, remember, if you can't
love yourself,

how in the hell are you going
to love somebody else?

Can I get an "amen" up in here?
all: Amen.

- All right,
now let the music play.

- Next time
on "RuPaul's Drag Race"...

You will be creating
commercials inspired by iconic

"RuPaul's Drag Race" moments.
- Have it!

Yes!

Mayday, mayday.

Your performance was hot.

Your voice was so beautiful.

- I'm not really sure where
the storyline was going.

- How do you feel
about not winning?

I mean, it is what it is.

Girl, Sam literally won

with that ugly fucking
pussycat wig on.