All language subtitles for Leprechaun 2 1994

Scream as you may,
scream as you might,

if you try to escape,
you'll be dead on this night.

Curse you.

I'd rather be dead than your slave.

Oh, William, foolish William.

Your shoes are filthy.

Yeah, what trick is this, now?

Don't you know what day it is?

It's a day like any other, since I
tried to take your damn pot of gold.

It's the 17th of March,

the feast of St-Patrick.

And your birthday.

Ah! 'Tis a special
birthday for a leprechaun.

I'm 1,000 years old.

Tonight, I can claim my bride.

Who'd marry a creature like you?

Wait till you gaze
upon this lovely lass.

Her lips so soft, her face
so fair, her bosom so ample.

She's a fit match for me.

And what evil trick will
you use to woo her?

Tis simple.

She sneezes once, she sneezes twice,

she'll be my bride when
she sneezes thrice.

Sneezes three times?

Ah! And if no one saves her soul,

by speaking "God bless you,"
the fair maiden is mine forever.

And am I to be her slave as well?

Oh, no.

The moment the lassie's married to me,
then you, my slave, shall be set free.

You'd like your freedom,
wouldn't you, William?

You know nothing is more
precious to me than freedom.

But why should I believe you?

By the sacred vow of the wee people.

When I am wed,
you'll have your freedom.

Ah!

Behold, my chosen bride.

May your wedding be blessed.

And I'd thrash any soul who
dared try and stop this union.

Oh, please, master, no.

What troubles you?

Is she not beautiful enough for me?

The girl, she's my daughter.

Oh, really. Then we
are to be related.

Please, master.

I swear,

I'll find you a score of
lasses fairer than she.

Oh, don't worry.

I'll be gentle with her
on our wedding night.

Now, just one more sneeze,
and you'll have your precious freedom.

God bless you, my child.

You pathetic fool.

You thought you could outsmart me,

the genius of Killarney.

A curse be placed upon your
seed when you go dead.

You may have saved your daughter,

but on my next thousandth birthday

I'll stalk your fairest offspring
and claim her as my bride.

Happy St-Patrick's Day.

Soon.

Soon, my dear.

It's almost time.

Trust me, this tour is incredible.

You won't believe your eyes.

It will be the most frightening
experience of your life.

Is it really scary?

Let me put it this way,
you're not pregnant are you?

Because our insurance won't cover us.

We've had our problems.

Heart conditions, emotionally
unstable or suggestible,

please stay away.

This is not the tour for you.

Let's go, this is one
of those rip-offs.

Sure, walk away, I understand.

If hearing the actual sound
of Jayne Mansfield's head

being severed from her body
is too intense for you,

well, then, you know,
more power to you.

Maybe you should try Disneyland.
It's probably more your speed.

Now, listen sport,
are you saying that...

I'm not saying anything.

This tour's too much for most people.

Now, if you'll excuse me.

You, sir.

Are you interested in the
uncut, uncensored truth

about Hollywood's dark side?

Hey, honey, didn't we see this the
other night on A Current Event?

No, sir, you did not.

This is the stuff the TV networks
just don't have the guts to show.

I wanna go and you're too scared.

You can just meet
me back at the hotel.

Step right in, madam, there's a
window seat reserved just for you.

I am not scared.

You can wait for her at this really cute
ice cream parlor right down the block.

Give me two tickets.

Now there's a brave man.
You won't be sorry.

Hey.

An award-winning performance.

Can we get away, now?

Bridget, I'll be just a minute,

let me just get these last two
suckers and I'm all yours, okay?

I understand. How can I compete with
Jayne Mansfield's severed head?

Well, you can't.

You folks are in luck.
We've just had two cancellations.

Better grab these now, our next
opening isn't until December.

Wow!

Looks like our lucky day, huh?

All right, sure.

- And there you go, okay.
- Great.

Down that way, right around the
back, there, yup, there you are.

Hop in.

Right into the deluxe
observation chamber.

Be prepared, everybody.

I will now summon your
guide to the dark side.

Mortimer, the all-knowing.

All loaded in.

Now it's just you, me, and a ton of hot
steel going two hundred miles an hour.

Cody, we're going to the go-kart
park, not the Indy 500.

A boy can dream, can't he?

I can't believe we're actually gonna
spend the afternoon together.

Listen, this job's important.

I gotta make enough money to
pay for my sister's eye operation.

Good plan. If only you had a sister.

Oh, you know me too well.

- Let's go nab your uncle and split.
- Okay.

Okay.

Morty!

Well, I'm glad to see you
guys got that cleaning lady.

Hey, Morty!

He's not under the shirts.

I know where he is.

You look like the kind of a man

who can recognize a great
opportunity when he sees one.

Now, by investing in a
Darkside Tour franchise,

you can turn death into dollars.

I can personally almost guarantee
you a 45% annual return.

How about you guarantee
you pay for that last round?

Frank, I am entertaining a client.

Sir, by being a partial franchisee,

you can own 5% for a mere $600.

What do you say? Do we have a deal?

Your family will thank you.

- What is it?
- Bad luck.

Come on.

Frank, you are a witness
to this transaction.

Morty, let's go, we got a full
hearse waiting, come on.

Well, let them wait.

May we have another
round, please, to welcome

the newest member
of the Darkside family.

Bridget, it is always
a delight to see you.

You know,

you are never too young
to invest in your future.

Morty, you've already given
me a dozen brochures.

I'll let you know when my
father reads them, okay?

She's a great kid, Cody.

May I have another drink, sir?

What the hell is that?

Red special rye.

Cola and water. You've had enough.

How dare you!

I am as dry as can be.

Cody? The usual?

Thank you.

This'll just take a second.

I'm sober.

I'm sober!

Wait. Wait.

Okay. Give me your comb.

I don't have one.
You look fine, come on.

It's a great day today, Cody.

I just sold another 5%
share in the franchise.

Look, Morty, we got a full
hearse waiting for the tour,

I even suckered two rubes
for the deluxe package.

- Let's go.
- Just two?

You're slipping, kid.

I was in kind of a hurry. Bridget and I
have a date to meet up with some kids

from school down at the go-kart park.

Ah, l'amour!

But one day you'll wake up.

And you'll realize there is only
one thing a woman wants.

She will grab your heart,
tear it outta your chest,

and throw it on the floor.

Not now, Morty, please,
they're waiting.

Indeed they are.

Now, where are my keys?
The dark side awaits us.

Where'd they put the door?

You can't give the tour.

- Why not?
- Well, because you're plastered.

So, what difference does that make?

What is rule number one?

I know, I know, never turn
away a paying customer.

I may be a little loose,
but I am not so far gone

that I will turn away
a packed hearse.

On the other hand, there's
always rule number two.

Which is?

Never kill a paying customer.

We may have to cancel the tour.

Here, give them their money back.

Morty, you really are plastered,
there's almost $300 here.

Cody, let's go!
We're already a half an hour late.

- Give me the keys.
- Where you going?

Rule number three. There's no
such thing as a refund, remember?

I'll give the stupid tour.

That's my boy.

Bridget.

You ready to go?

Ah, yeah.

What is it?

Well, we don't have to take
the bus to the go-kart park.

Marty's gonna give us
a ride in the hearse.

Sort of.

Welcome, death seekers.

I am Baron Von Cody-stein,

your substitute usher
into the Darkside.

Our cruising altitude this
afternoon will be six feet under.

If there's anything we can do to
make your tour more terrifying,

please do not hesitate to scream.

Is there gonna be a bathroom stop?

When are we gonna
see the death houses?

There's some carols in the glove box.
Give me number fifteen?

From this cliff high
above the Pacific Ocean,

lies the death site of...

You gave me the wrong card.

Oh, did I?

Here you go.

My husband is sick but he ain't dead!

Get that creepy-ass vehicle
off of my property!

There ain't nobody dead.

And stay outta this neighborhood,
don't you come back in this neighborhood

no more, we don't need
'em like you in here!

We are a happy family here, we don't
need you in this neighborhood!

Uh... By the way, that was
the final resting home

of Bela Lugosi.

Well, then, who the hell was that?

His stepdaughter, Stella Lugosi.

Aw!

I should've taken the bus.

Look, this is the last stop and
then we're there, okay? I promise.

You'll love this one,
this is my favorite.

These ruins you see on the right

are all that remains of Harry
Houdini's once vast mansion.

Listen carefully and you
can hear his screams.

During his life, he could
escape from any bonds,

yet his spirit cannot escape
from these haunted grounds.

Ah. Ha-ha!

Bah!

Blended Canadian?

The only whiskey is
Irish whiskey. Ugh!

Ha!

Is that a bit of gold I see?

Sit back, my friend.
You may feel some pain.

'Tis a pity I forgot my novocaine.

Ah. Ha-ha!

Now, rinse.

What the hell are we doing here?

Uh, bathroom stop, ten minutes.

Thank God!

Bridget, wait a second.

Ian.

Bridget, I'm glad you could make it.

Where is everybody?

They're already down at the track.

Did you change your hairstyle?
It looks great.

Thanks.

Bridget.

Can we just go outside
and talk for a second?

Cody.

Still running that classy tour, huh?

Come on, Bridget,
let's get down to the track.

I saved a special crash
helmet just for you.

Don't you have to work?

Not if you're here. I can get
someone to cover for me.

Hey, Billy. I gotta
take the night off.

Can you come down and watch the shop?

Listen, Bridget, I'm really sorry...

Oh, my God!

Andretti! No!

These are our friends. Now scram.

That's just Andretti, our guard dog.

Come on, let's go start our engines.

Bridget.

Just give us a second, okay?

What if I come by
and pick you up later?

It's okay, I'm sure one of the
guys can give me a ride home.

Wait a second.

Look, next time things
will be different.

What makes you think there's
gonna be a next time?

Where we going now?

This is our moment of silence for the souls
of the damned we visited on the tour.

You know, this tour sucks.

I told you this was a rip-off.

Yeah, he's right. Why don't you just
take us back to Broadway, okay?

Fine!

Operating a vehicle-for-hire
with only a learner's permit,

running a red light,

endangering the lives of passengers,

no insurance, and six
seatbeit violations.

These are serious offenses.

That punk.

When I get him home,
I'm gonna throttle him.

Just take it easy. I think we
gave him a pretty good scare.

Well, you just show me where to sign,
I'll take him off your shoulders.

I can only release
him to his parents.

Oh, his parents passed
away three years ago.

God rest their souls.

I'm his legal guardian.

Um, do you have a pen?

The kid with the hearse.

Sergeant...

You look like you're about to retire.

Have you ever thought about
investing in a franchise?

My pen?

Oh, right.

Well, you just keep this
and think it through.

Have a good night, Sergeant.

What did you think?

Did you think these guys
wouldn't catch you?

These are LA's finest.

Yeah, I guess I just wasn't thinking.

Damn straight!

Thank you, officer.

Why don't you take one
of these for yourself?

You missed your calling,
you should've been an actor.

There's no money in it.

How you feeling?

My stomach, you know.
Nothing a little Bromo won't cure.

No, I'm telling you, this guy came
out of a tree up at Houdini's place.

And he tore my gold tooth out, look.

Can you give a description?

Yeah, yeah. He was
about three feet tall,

had a green suit, and striped socks,
and a little hat, and a little hat.

And I bet he had little gold
buckles on his little black shoes.

Yeah! Yeah, that's right! Yes, yes!

Happy St-Patrick's Day, boys.

Get him out of here.

No, no, no!

Come on, look at me, he hurt me,
he's gonna hurt somebody else.

Let me go! Let me go! Listen!

You see that? You keep drinking,
you're gonna see little green men.

Don't be a wise-ass.

This place gives me the creeps,
let's get out of here.

There's gonna be blood on your
hands if you don't do something!

He's gonna jump
somebody else! Let me go!

Let me go! He's gonna
hurt somebody! He hurt me!

Spin, spin, my little guide, point
the way to my fresh young bride.

What is this?

It's a quarter.

What'd you expect?

Your gold would be nice.

Funny.

Tim Streeter, United Creative Agency.

Call me if you get a showcase.

Ah.

Methinks I'm going to like this town.

Finger-licking good.

Kiss me.

Bridget?

- What are you doing?
- Shh!

Thirty-one minutes! It's free!

Nothing tastes as
good as a free pizza.

Now if I could only figure
out how to get free beer.

Everything's a scam to you, isn't it?

Damn right. Come here.

Have some pizza.

No, I ain't hungry.

What's a matter?

I think I really blew
it with Bridget today.

She's a great girl,
how could you do such a thing?

Well, you got drunk,
so I decided to break our date

and give the stupid tour.

You did the right thing.

You went after the cash.

Women are trouble every time.

Forget her. Come on.

We'll play some cards.

Keep your eye on the red card.

Three Card Monte.

Oh. It's a perfect game.

The chump gets lured in,
he forgets everything else.

All he sees is that
money in front of him.

And then he gets
that look in his eye,

and you know he's a dead man.

And then it's time.
And you make your move.

Where you going?

I've been a chump,
it's time to make my move.

So did you have a good time tonight?

Yeah. Thanks for the ride.

Hey, wait up.

You said your parents weren't home.

So?

Well, aren't you gonna invite me in?

Ian, you know I'm
going out with Cody.

I thought you guys called it quits.

No, we didn't. Good night, Ian.

Just a second.

I took the whole night off for you.

And what about those chili dogs?

Ian, you better go.

Come on. Just a couple of minutes.

I said, "No."

I get it. You're just a tease.

Well, tease this.

Stuck-up bitch.

Ian?

- Bridget.
- Ian?

I'm so sorry. I don't
know what I was thinking.

What are you thinking now?

I was thinking maybe I
could make it up to you?

That's a start.

Well, are you just gonna stand there?

You hear that?

Ian, come on.

Why don't we go inside?
This place is giving me the creeps.

I may change my mind again.

Kiss me.

A vision before you.
Appears to be true.

But a leprechaun's magic
fools humans like you.

Was it as good for
you as it was for me?

You shouldn't fool with me, lass.

She sneezes once, she sneezes twice,

she'll be my bride when
she sneezes thrice.

Ian, you idiot.
You just never give up.

Forget it.

Get out of here or I'm
going to call the police.

You really are mad at me.

Trick or treat.

Wrong holiday.

Got it covered. Can I come in?

This is a surprise.

I was a real jerk today.

Here. Take 'em.

They're beautiful.

Not as beautiful as you.

Do you forgive me?

- Cody.
- Yep.

I can never stay mad at you.

I've learned my lesson.

From now on I promise nothing's
gonna come between us.

Let's go put these in some water.

Great. I buy you flowers
and you're allergic to them.

I'm not allergic. Come on.

"Cody." Man of few words.

I didn't know if you'd be home.

Didn't want you to think some
stalker was leaving you flowers.

Gesundheit. Maybe you should put
those in another room or something.

It's not the flowers.

But even if it was, it doesn't
matter because I love them.

God ble... Ahhh!

I've searched this fair
land far and wide.

At last I've got me
a leprechaun bride.

Who are you? How'd you get in here?

Cody!

Somebody help!

Somebody help!

Please. What do you want?

It's not a proper wedding without
a wedding ring, now, is it?

With this ring I thee wed.

I may now kiss the bride.

That's a good girl.

Ah! My gold!

- Are you okay?
- Yeah. I'm fine.

Let's get the hell out of here.

- He killed Ian.
- This is crazy.

Ahhh!

1,000 years ago a man stopped
me from taking my bride,

I'll not let it happen again.

Cody, please!

Bridget!

Bridget!

It ain't much, but it's home.

What do you think of
your bridal chamber?

It's awful.

I know it lacks a woman's touch,
but you'll change that.

Well, shall we?

Oh, God, please.

Aw. Now, now, my dear, I've waited
1,000 years for this night.

But it was worth it.

Just to claim an O'Day for my bride.

Oh, my name's not O'Day.
You made a mistake.

O'Day is in your blood.

I can smell it.

I know what you need.
A little Irish whiskey.

Just to put you in the mood.

Okay.

That's the stuff.

Ah!

A little family reunion.

You have his cheekbones.

- No!
- I'm glad I have a frisky lass.

I like to play games too.

No. Please.

Let's play...

Bedtime for Bridget.

How did we get here?

A leprechaun's home
has many surprises.

That's no way to treat the
father of your children.

- Oh. Didn't I mention?
- No!

You'll be bearing my wee ones soon.

- Get me out of this!
- Oh, silence.

I'm going to have
to make a few alterations.

But afterward you should
be able to bear a full litter.

These will need sharpening.

Why?

Why are you doing this?

Aw.

Don't worry your
little head about it.

You'll get used to the pain.

We'll have to make some
changes to your face as well.

'Tis a fair face.

But the wee ones won't suckle
if you don't look like them.

- No!
- They can be very demanding at times.

Many changes.

Many changes.

No!

- No!
- Ah, stop that.

I just want to go home.

But you are home, my sweet.

And home is where you'll stay.

Something new, something old.

Let's be together on
leprechaun's gold.

It's missing.

A gold shilling. It's not here.

It's missing. I must have it back.

Don't leave me tied here, please.
I'll do anything.

I'll do...

I wanna make myself look
pretty for our wedding night.

I wanna look pretty for you.

You're my husband now.
I want to please you.

That you will.

Here's a proper wedding dress.

Be sure you're wearing
it when I return.

But before I go...

Kiss me, I'm Irish.

That's just a taste
of things to come.

Rm going to get my gold.

You'll try to escape,
but it's hopeless.

Cody?

I've searched this house
for my gold shilling.

The fool that holds
it is due for a killing.

Hey, Bill.

I think we have a suspect.

Found these flowers and
this note in the kitchen.

Cody Engels.

Parents told me he's the girl's boyfriend.
They said he's bad news.

Anyway they had some fight this afternoon
and he brought over the roses.

I don't know about that.

No, I haven't seen him.

- Morty?
- Jesus, kid.

- How did you get in here?
- Fire escape.

- Are you all right?
- Yeah. I'm fine.

- You're not gonna believe this.
- Listen.

The cops are looking
for you every place.

They found this dead kid at Bridget's,
she's gone, everybody says you did it.

Me? That's crazy! I would never...

That's what I told the cops,
now what the hell happened?

A leprechaun did it.

- Maybe I should call the cops.
- No.

Wait a second. Look at this.

Okay. So you got a gold coin and it's old
and it looks like the one in this book.

It's probably worth some cash.
But this leprechaun story...

Give me that thing.

Cody?

If you were taking some dope,
you would tell me, right?

Morty, you gotta believe me.
I saw a real leprechaun.

You mean, like, three wishes,
and give me all your gold and like that?

Get out of here, kid.
That's a fairy tale.

This is no fairy tale.
I saw what it can do.

Look. Leprechauns
are devious creatures.

They are conniving. It says here they live
by trickery, even get pleasure out of it.

Maybe I should've kept you away
from all this supernatural stuff.

He dropped a rack of
pots on my head, Morty.

Oh. Now I'm convinced.

Look, look, look.

They possess telekinetic powers
and can turn invisible at will.

They are masters of illusion.

Both leprechauns and fairies can
only be harmed by wrought iron.

Right. Right.

And they're all greedy as hell,

and they love to drink,
and they make those shoes,

and they all have little pots
of gold, and if you catch them,

they grant you three wishes,
and all the rest of that crap.

Look I have read that stuff.
It's made up.

It's not real.

I use that kind of junk to
sucker in the tourists.

Would you listen to me please, Morty.

On his thousandth birthday,
the leprechaun laid claim to the lass

and by daybreak she was
never heard from again.

My God. That's why
he came for Bridget.

I should've returned this book
to the library five years ago.

I don't know what you saw,
but leprechauns don't exist.

What's that you say?
Leprechauns don't exist? Ha-ha!

I want my gold.

I'll not say it again.

You know what I want.

I'll trade you the coin for Bridget.

Ah, a fair trade, lad. Give me the
coin, and she's yours, I promise.

- Are you crazy?
- You can't trust a leprechaun.

- Did you read the book?
- Let's get out of here.

The place is crawling with cops.

All right. Fire escape.

Hold on a second.
My foot's caught. Ahhh!

Now you've done it.
You've welched on a leprechaun.

That is one pissed off leprechaun.
Quick! To Brennan's!

Great idea. It will be packed.

Did you see what happened
when he touched the bars?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wrought iron.
Keep moving. Keep moving.

It's time to take a leak.

So how are we gonna get Bridget?

Let me see that coin again.

That son of a bitch is real.
I actually saw him.

- Morty!
- Sorry. Force of habit.

Every second we waste...

Who knows what he's
doing to her right now.

Don't worry about it, kid.

I know how much she means to you.
We're gonna catch that little bastard.

We're smarter. I know what I'm doing.

Where are you going?

I'm going to get a drink.

Yo, man! Want my gold?

Come on.

Take 'em.

Thanks.

It's real milk chocolate.

- Watch it, nosebleed.
- Sorry, man.

Morty, listen. Houdini's ruins.
Don't you remember?

The drunk at the police station said
a leprechaun stole his gold tooth.

He came out of a tree at Houdini's
ruins. That's where Bridget is.

Let's go. Morty, come on.
Let's get out of here.

Morty. Hello. Morty.
Come on, let's go.

Morty?

He's here.

Maybe we should go now.

Too late.

Have I mentioned that I want my gold?

Not until we get Bridget.

Bridget? Don't you know
she's a married woman.

Let me handle it. I got an idea.

Um.

Listen up, people. Listen up.

My little buddy here
just got married.

What do you say we raise our
glasses and toast his good health.

- Cheers.
- Congratulations.

Have a drink. It's on me.

You got a problem?

Maybe it's just part of
that leprechaun myth

that they can all hold their liquor.

Now don't be ashamed.
It's nothing to be embarrassed about.

Why don't I just get you
a little green lemonade.

I can handle my drink.

Oh, really?

Frank, can I have a bottle
of that Red special rye.

I'd like to share with my little
buddy here how a real man drinks.

Coming right up.

Uh, what are you doing?

Watch it and learn.

Drink what you want,
drink what you're able,

if you're drinkin' with me,
you'll be under the table.

Come on. Let's cheer him on.
He's one of us.

One of us. One of us. One of us.
One of us. One of us.

One of us. One of us.
One of us. One of us.

One of us. One of us.
One of us. One of us.

One of us. One of us. One of us.

One way or another I'll find
a way out of this hell hole.

You're my hero, homie. I'm 5,000.

- When do we go get Bridget?
- Relax.

She's safe as long as he's here.

Pour all you want, pour all you can,

you won't beat me
'cause I'm a leprechaun.

Chaun.

You thought you were fast.
You thought you were sporty.

You thought you were clever,
but not as clever as Morty.

All right. You're done.
Now let's go get Bridget.

Didn't anybody ever tell you
not to drink and levitate?

Face it, my little friend.
You're gonna have to do what we ask.

- You okay?
- I'm fine.

Go get the little son of a bitch.

No sign of him.

I'm sorry I let you down, kid.

I had my chance and I blew it.

Look. Wrought iron is the one
thing that can harm him, right?

I got an idea.

Kiss this, you slimy creep.

Yeah. I have a little wedding
present for you when you get home.

Okay, pal. St. Patrick's
Day is over. Time to go home.

Don't be giving me any attitude,
all right? I got to close up.

Aye.

Very good. We have a method actor.

What's you next gig, huh?

One of Santa's elves or
one of the seven dwarfs?

I'm not an elf or a dwarf.

I'm a leprechaun.

Look, I don't care if you're
the Tooth Fairy, all right?

I just want you to pay up
so I can get out of here.

Ah. So it's my gold
you'll be wanting.

Uh, Gold Card, Visa,
MasterCard, I'd prefer cash,

but maybe you're a little short.

Boom. Gotcha.

One should never try to
take a leprechaun's gold.

You're really into this, aren't you?

"One should never try to
take a leprechaun's gold."

You kill me.

Huh?

Now there's an idea.

Ahhh!

Please, no!

Don't touch. It's hot.

Heigh-ho, heigh-ho.

Come on, Andretti. Come on.
Yeah. We're friends. Yes.

There you go.
Little late night snack. Yum.

Nice work.

Now are you sure that
safe is big enough?

Yeah. It's huge.
Big old wrought iron thing.

If it's a tight fit,
I ain't shedding any tears.

Me neither. Come on.

There she is.

These won't work.
How are we gonna open this?

Combination.

I've taught you well.

Yeah? I'll send you a
postcard from San Quentin.

Hey, give me a hand
with this stuff, will you?

Okay.

Put it back.

Come on.

We'll get a double hernia trying
to lift this into the hearse.

Uh. Try to find something that
builds a ramp and I will get the car.

Okay.

Ramp.

Security, buddy. Keep your
hands where I can see them.

Damn! You're breaking my arm.

You just tripped off a silent alarm,
buddy. You're going down.

Going down where?
You're a freaking security guard.

That's security officer, pal.

Any more perps around?

Perp? What the hell
are you talking about?

You're mine, tough guy.

Wait right here.

You may think this
line is getting old.

But believe me, son. I want my gold.

Look, pal. There's a big
misunderstanding here.

Now if you just un-cuff me, I can
reach my wallet. You get what I mean?

Are you trying to bribe me, scumbag?

I take my job seriously.
Don't try anything.

I've got 60 hours of combat training.

You should've had 65.

This guy's got to have a gun.

It's my old friend,
the drinking champ.

You didn't happen to see the young
lad around here now, did you?

No, I came here alone.

Wrong answer.

- Where is the boy?
- I don't know.

I'm here, shortstuff.

- Come and get it.
- Ah!

My gold.

The offer still stands.

The coin for Bridget.

Don't give it to him.

I'll keep what I have.
And I'll let the two of you live.

That's my offer.

- No deal.
- That's telling him, Cody!

So be it. I'll come get it myself.

Nice job, Cody. I'm proud of you.

Hey, you all right.

Well, I used to think hangovers
were bad. I just hope nothing's broken.

How does it feel in there, huh?

Ahhh! Let me out of here.

Ahhh!

What's the matter, Houdini?
Can't get out?

Let's go get Bridget.

Absolutely.

What is it?

Well, we need a ramp
to get this into the car.

You know what? There's some
two-by-fours in the closet.

Well, get 'em.

What the hell are you doing?

Morty, you locked me in.

It's payback time.

Get me out of here.

Not yet. Come on.
You know the routine.

You're caught.
You owe me three wishes.

Morty, we got to go get Bridget now.

I know what I'm doing.
I want my three wishes.

Three wishes? Morty.
No. You're screwing it all up.

Don't worry about it.
We'll all get what we want.

- Open this door.
- Not yet.

Not till I get my wishes.

Now, I could ask you
for a million dollars.

Even a billion dollars, but no.

What I think I would like
is your crummy pot of gold.

Morty. God! Stop it!

You hear me in there?
I want your gold.

Morty, don't do it.
Let me out of here.

Oh. It's a
greedy man I'm dealing with.

- Don't.
- Are you sure you want it?

Oh, I'm sure. My first
wish is for your gold.

So be it.

Where is it?

Oh, it's coming.

Get it out. Get it out of me.

Oh, God. Morty! Morty, no!

Get it out. Get it out of me.

I could do it, but you
have to let me out of the safe first.

Do you wish me out of the safe?

Yes, God damn it.
I wish you out of the safe.

Where the hell are you?

You'll have to open
the door. It's wrought iron, remember?

Didn't you read the book?

Stop it, Morty!

Morty, stop it!

Your second wish has been granted.

Get it out. Get it out!

Ah! You see,
you shouldn't be so greedy.

Get it out of me! Get it out!

So, uh, is that your wish?

Yes, yes, yes.

I wish you to get it out of me.

Very well.

Ahhh!

Morty, no!

A-ha!

I missed you.

Help me.

Love to, friend.
But you're all out of wishes.

Morty, come on, man.

Why'd you do it?

No! No! Morty, no!

All right, you little bastard.
Come and get me.

Drop that weapon, psycho, and get up.

How many more people
have you killed tonight?

- What are you talking about?
- I know who you are.

I saw you in the news.
Whole town is looking for you.

Put your hands up.

And move out slowly.

Don't try anything funny.
I'm taking you in.

Help. Help me, please.

- It's a trick. Don't...
- Shut up!

What kind of spree are you on, sicko?

- No, it's the...
- I'm not afraid to use this.

Now take me to her now.

Please, help me.

The boy has hurt me.

We're coming, ma'am.

- Listen to me. Call for backup.
- Shut up.

Freeze!

What is this? Some kind of trick?

You'll not be taking
the boy anywhere.

I'll have my gold.

Ha! You missed me!

No!

I want my coin. Give it to me.

I'm not giving you anything
until I get Bridget.

You're gonna have to kill me if you
want your stinkin' piece of gold.

So be it.

I'm not dead.

You will be if you
don't give me my coin.

You can't do it, can you?

As long as I have this.

You have to give it to me.

You want it? Come get it.

I'm gonna save Bridget!

And then I'm gonna get you!

You can't hide from me!

I know where you live!

Have you had your iron today?

I'll be waiting.

A leprechaun's home
has many surprises.

Sweetie, still playing games?

Come out. We may be having
a house guest soon.

Where have you been?

I've been so lonely.

How could you leave a bride
on her wedding night?

Later, my dear. I have to
prepare for our visitor.

What visitor could be
more important than me?

After all, I thought you
waited a thousand years.

That I have.

It's been a long millennium
for the leprechaun.

He's had no one to
care for his needs.

Oh!

Well, that's what I'm here for.

To give you what you...

Deserve!

My favorite awl.

My dad gave that to me and
you've gone and broke it.

Now you're in for some trouble.

Please!

Ah.

Sounds like our guest has arrived.

Don't go anywhere.

Bridget?

Bridget?

Bridget?

Oh, God!

A little lost, are you?

What a clich�.

Give me the coin.

The coin.

Hand it over.

The coin!

Come on, son.

Give it to me. Get the coin.

I'm trying, master.

Bridget?

Where are you?

Whoa!

Ahhh!

Give up the coin, lad,
and I'll set you free.

No!

- Bridget!
- Cody!

Are you all right.
What has he done to you?

Surprise!

Don't take another step.

Cody, run! Get out of here.

- I'm not leaving without you!
- Go!

What will you do now, Cody?

You think you can beat
me here in my home?

Take your damn ring back,
I don't want it anymore.

Run!

A game of hide and seek. How lovely.

You know you won't get out.

Don't scream. He'll hear us.
Come on. We got to find a way out.

- Cody, I've tried.
- We'll do it together. Now come on.

That's what you think.

We're right back where we started.

There's got to be a way out of here.

Let's try this one.

D�j� vu.

Ah.

Let's try this one.

What are we gonna do?

I got an idea.

Bridget?

Bridget!

Bridget!

Ah! Are you all right?

I saw him. I saw the leprechaun.

- Where is he?
- He's back in the tunnels.

I managed to get away. Come on.
You're not gonna believe this.

But I actually found
a way out of here.

- Well, let's go.
- Wait. Do you still have the coin?

Yeah. Why?

Leave the damn thing here.
That's all he wants.

But, Bridget, as long as we have
the coin, he can't hurt us.

- We're dead without the coin.
- No. Listen to me, Cody.

If leaving the coin keeps
that creep from following us,

we've got to do it.

- But...
- No. I know it's scary.

It'll be okay.

Give me the coin and let's
get out of here, please.

I love you, Cody.

You lose.

I fooled you. Now there's
nothing to protect you.

I have the gold coin and
there's no stopping me now.

You can't outsmart a genius.

Where's Bridget?

Don't hurt him.

- I'll go with you.
- Yes, you will.

But first it's time to finish this
annoying boy off once and for all.

Like hell.

Cody! No!

Cody, no!

He's dead?

It's over?

It's really over?

Cry as you may. Cry as you might.

It's gonna be one hell
of a wedding night.

In your dreams.

Ahhh!

Real milk chocolate, genius.

Ahhh!

He's gonna blow.

How did you know it wasn't me
you gave the coin to before?

He kisses differently than you.

Whose kiss you like better?

I'll have to think about it.

Are you gonna keep it?

Trust me, it's not worth it.