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So what's new with everyone?
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[ murmuring ]
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C'mon, people! What's goin' on?!
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I'm settin' out on america's
most iconic drive.
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Historic route 69!
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That's right,
not route 66, route 69! Why?
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I anticipate a sexy trip
'cause 69's a sexy number
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And I also think it could
be funny 'cause well...69.
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So yeah,
that's what I'm up to.
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Very cool, rog.
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See, now that's the kind
of sharing I want to hear,
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But from the core family.
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Steve?
What.
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I noticed doing
laundry yesterday
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That you got
a new t-shirt.
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You want to tell us
about your new t-shirt?
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Do people really want to
hear about my new t-shirt?
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Yeah, family people.
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Honestly, the effort required
to get you up to speed -
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I just - I don't have gas
in the tank for that right now.
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Stan, back me up.
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Don't you want to know
what's going on with your son?
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I'm glad steve ices me out.
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Lets me stay hyper-focused
on my own stuff.
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Steve, just tell me
where you got the shirt.
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Oh, my god,
it's a t-shirt, mother.
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It's nothing.
Yeah, it was nothing.
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Now it kind of feels
like everything.
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Hayley what the hell is
so interesting
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On that phone of yours?
Nothing.
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All I'm looking for is a little
glimpse into your lives,
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And you're shutting me out!
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You're all shutting me out!
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[ door slams ]
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I'll be on the driveway!
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Did I miss
the start of dinner?
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??
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? good morning, u.S.A. ?
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? I got a feelin' that
it's gonna be a wonderful day ?
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? the sun in the sky
has a smile on his face ?
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? and he's shinin' a salute
to the american race ?
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? oh, boy, it's swell to say ?
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Have you been here
all night?
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Yeah. I'm good now.
Calm.
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Okay. Well,
have a great day!
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Wait, stan,
how 'bout I give you a ride?
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We could talk. Connect.
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Stan, we doin' this?
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My banana's startin' to brown.
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And when gelatine lychee's
banana browns,
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Her heart wears a little frown.
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Sorry fran-
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Just get
the [bleep] out of here then!
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[ engine revs, tires squeal ]
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What's going on, tuttle?!
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I'm - I'm eating
corn pops?
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More. Go deep
with me, al.
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Uh, I - I did just find out
my aunt della died...
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Della died?
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You knew della?
I loved della.
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I met her at your
hot dog barbecue last year.
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By the condiments.
We were both waiting on mustard.
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We discussed mustards.
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She did like mustards.
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So when's the funeral?
Today.
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It's in tennessee,
it's a seven-hour drive.
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I'm not going.
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Why didn't you tell me?!
Della and I had a connection.
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I should be there for her
for me.
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I'm going.
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Oh, please don't.
You're gonna make me look bad!
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Don't worry.
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I'll tell them you were busy
with a big bowl of cereal.
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Oh, thank you.
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Guess what?!
I'm headed to
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Della tuttle's
funeral in knoxville!
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Who?
Tuttle's aunt.
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I met her at his hot dog
barbecue a few years ago.
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I'll probably
be gone three, four days.
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I'm not far. I could scoop you
if you want to road trip it.
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Bond it up?
I can't. I'm in science class.
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Ah, science class.
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How much has science
class taught you about route 69?
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One clarification,
I'm now driving state route 69.
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Turns out u-s route 69 is like
a far drive, and I hate driving.
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But yeah, it should
still be an awesome drive.
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[ sobbing ]
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Should della have let
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That chimpanzee sleep
in her bed?
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No. But what choice did she have
with a heart that big?
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The very heart
that chimp tore right out
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Of her chest as she slept.
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But then again, what choice
did the chimp have
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With an appetite that big?
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Oh, della!
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[ sobs ]
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How did you say
you knew della?
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We connected deeply
at a hot dog barbecue.
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Were you also close?
Like we were?
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I'm her sister.
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She never mentioned a sister,
only mustard.
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Can I stay with you
for the weekend?
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Until we process
each other's grief?
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No, della really wanted
everyone to just go
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Their separate ways
and not be weird.
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But thank you for coming!
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What am I doing?
Della tuttle? I met her once.
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God, I'm such an idiot.
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What was I thinking? Route 69?!
It's not sexy, it's just stupid.
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And it's
not an isolated incident.
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This is who you are, roger.
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A stupid guy doin' stupid stuff.
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[ engine sputters ]
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Stupid car.
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Out of stupid gas.
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[ tires squeal ]
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[ thud, tires squeal ]
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That was stupid, too.
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Roger?
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Oh, hey, franny.
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I'm worried
about leaving my car, francine.
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It's a '69 lebaron.
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One of the funniest cars
ever made.
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I could use a map.
A map of my emotions.
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Roger, how would you feel
if we hid out at a motel
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For a few nights?
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Roger: Reborn maybe?
Or suicidal.
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I don't know, let's just try it.
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[ engine backfires ]
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Nice backfire.
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Your car's pretty funny,
too, francine.
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Oh. No vacancy.
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Probably best.
We should just go home.
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Oh! Guess it's our lucky day.
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Fyi, I packed my baseball mitt
if you want to have a catch.
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[ bell dings ]
hello?
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Hello?
Oh, nice.
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Looks like we got an
honor system situation.
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Weird.
Never seen that before.
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??
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That's nice.
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A little chair, a little table,
whatever you need.
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-[ line ringing ]
-stan: Ooh! Leave a message!
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-[ beep ]
-hey, honey, just wanted to
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Let you know I'll be
at the funeral
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A while, you know, connecting.
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So yeah,
I know what I'm doing here,
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And I'm definitely
not just drifting around,
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Like a lonely piece of trash.
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-[ phone beeps ]
-[ sighs ]
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[ gasps ] hey!
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I know you're up there,
ya creep!
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If we're about
to fight someone,
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I should change
into my doc martins.
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Don't come up here!
Don't you dare -
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[ groans ]
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Oh, god!
Get out of my way.
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He must have
something good.
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Oh, my god.
You got to come up here!
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Is he okay?
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Oh, no, he's dead.
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But what I want you
to see is...
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Everywhere else!
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Clean sight lines
into every guest room.
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Soundproofed catwalks.
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3/4 inch shag, easy on the eyes,
easy on the knees!
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Francine, what we have here
is an elite peep space.
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Oh, my god.
This is disgusting.
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One can admire the engineering
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Without condoning the acts,
francine.
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[ switch clicking ]
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That perv used this switch
to funnel in hotties like me!
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I'm calling the cops.
This place has to be shut down.
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Totally.
But have you ever seen
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A bald man blow dry
his bald head
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As if he had full,
lustrous hair?
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It's absolutely
heartbreaking.
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Oh, wow,
now he's pretending
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His comb's
stuck in his imaginary hair.
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Roger that's
an invasion of priva-
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Oh, wow, look at that.
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I will.
Me too.
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People are, like,
fascinating.
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That guy who lined up
his puppets on the bed
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Then slept on the floor?
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Yeah, and the guy
who got stuck buck naked
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With his legs
behind his head?
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I didn't see him.
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Yeah, I was kind of hogging
that vent.
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Oh, my god,
the sun's coming up.
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We've been peeping
all night.
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Eh, we discovered
the peep taj mahal,
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We got lost
in the sauce.
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Right, yes.
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We got carried away,
but this is not us.
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This is not who we are.
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We're the good guys.
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We're the guys
who call the cops.
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As soon as they open.
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Yeah, it's 5:00 a.M.
Cops are closed.
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I think this is
responsible.
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A little sleep,
then we make the call.
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And if a guest needs ice,
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There's still space
between his legs!
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Calling the cops?
Calling the cops.
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Wait, wait, wait, wait!
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Our prints are all
over the attic.
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Of course!
But what does it mean?
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It's a crime scene,
and we were peepin', too.
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We got to wipe it down,
cover our tracks.
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Good call.
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We slipped up,
but we're not creeps.
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We don't deserve to get painted
with the creep brush.
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The peep brush.
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Roger, we moved
the body.
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We tampered
with the crime scene...
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Right. So we move him back.
Then call the cops.
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They're here before
you can say "69",
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And it's bye bye
clearview.
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Easy-peasy-lemon-squeezy,
what's-adidas-gonna do
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With-all-those-yeezys?
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Real question, by the way.
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What are they gonna
do with all that inventory?
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[ grunting ]
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[ bell dings ]
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Hello?
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Hello.
Hi. We wanted to check in?
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Francine:
Tell them to go away.
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But they're hot!
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Put 'em in 2.
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Whew.
I did not expect that.
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Yeah, all they did
was sleep.
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And I was
totally into it.
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Their sleep positions
were amazing.
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It could've been
a mattress commercial.
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They made the bed look
expensive.
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But roger -
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I know.
We can't keep doing this.
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We can't!
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And let me just say,
it's not like us.
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It isn't like us!
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So let's do something
about it, yeah?
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Yes. It's time.
Let's end this.
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Peeping is good.
Peepers are good.
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This old man
wasn't a creep.
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He was a researcher.
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A visionary.
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In search of
connections.
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Can you imagine
if we had called the cops?
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They would've torn
this place to shreds!
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00:10:35,987 --> 00:10:38,854
This beautiful place.
We're doing a good thing.
253
00:10:38,990 --> 00:10:41,791
We're protecting a legacy.
254
00:10:42,594 --> 00:10:44,594
[ grunting ]
255
00:10:45,396 --> 00:10:48,364
Welp, that's done. So what
do you feel like doing now?
256
00:10:49,733 --> 00:10:50,883
This is what
I came for.
257
00:10:51,002 --> 00:10:53,603
This is what route 69's
all about.
258
00:10:53,738 --> 00:10:55,537
Happiest I've been in weeks.
259
00:10:55,673 --> 00:10:58,074
Weeks? Try even more weeks.
260
00:10:58,209 --> 00:10:59,675
Less than a month, though.
261
00:10:59,811 --> 00:11:03,913
Nice! I'm watching a guy cover
his bed in hand towels.
262
00:11:05,483 --> 00:11:09,485
God, why can't I have this kind
of relationship with my family?
263
00:11:09,621 --> 00:11:15,357
??
264
00:11:15,493 --> 00:11:21,030
??
265
00:11:21,165 --> 00:11:24,634
? one way or another,
I'm gonna find ya ?
266
00:11:24,769 --> 00:11:26,819
? I'm gonna get ya,
get ya, get ya, get ya ?
267
00:11:26,838 --> 00:11:30,706
? one way or another,
I'm gonna win ya ?
268
00:11:30,708 --> 00:11:34,243
? I'm gonna get ya,
get ya ,get ya, get ya ?
269
00:11:34,378 --> 00:11:36,412
[ bubbling ]
270
00:11:38,916 --> 00:11:40,382
I'm concerned, franny.
271
00:11:40,384 --> 00:11:42,117
I think it's okay.
She watched
272
00:11:42,119 --> 00:11:44,453
A youtube video beforehand.
I mean you.
273
00:11:44,588 --> 00:11:46,722
You haven't left
the attic in days.
274
00:11:46,858 --> 00:11:49,792
I hate to say it, but
you have no peep-life balance.
275
00:11:49,927 --> 00:11:52,194
What's up with you?
Me? I'm good.
276
00:11:52,196 --> 00:11:54,129
Swimming a lot.
277
00:11:54,131 --> 00:11:56,398
Only bummer is
I haven't seen anyone 69ing.
278
00:11:56,534 --> 00:11:59,544
And I picked up a pretty nasty
infection from the pool water.
279
00:11:59,671 --> 00:12:01,403
Yeah, that's weird.
280
00:12:01,404 --> 00:12:03,806
Why don't ya take a break,
drive into town with me?
281
00:12:03,807 --> 00:12:05,341
I'm gonna grab a coffee,
282
00:12:05,342 --> 00:12:07,210
Maybe some visine
for my overworked peepers.
283
00:12:07,211 --> 00:12:09,946
Sure. Just one second.
284
00:12:13,617 --> 00:12:17,286
? if you want to
plan a sexy trip ?
285
00:12:17,421 --> 00:12:20,222
? drop to your knees
and get ready for my tip ?
286
00:12:20,224 --> 00:12:23,625
? you'll feel fine
on route 69! ?
287
00:12:23,627 --> 00:12:24,861
Yeah!
288
00:12:26,097 --> 00:12:28,497
Goodbye?
Not goodbye for me, though,
289
00:12:28,632 --> 00:12:30,802
'cause here's the exit
for the clearview!
290
00:12:35,292 --> 00:12:38,575
Little weird.
Won't over-think it.
291
00:12:38,576 --> 00:12:40,576
Just gonna go back
and exit properly.
292
00:12:40,578 --> 00:12:42,311
[ tires squeal ]
293
00:12:46,784 --> 00:12:49,218
Did - did that sign change?
294
00:12:54,792 --> 00:12:58,127
Did you see all the brochures
in the lobby?!
295
00:12:58,262 --> 00:13:01,130
Oh dang, five percent
off this ghost tour?!
296
00:13:01,265 --> 00:13:03,132
Sounds like a ghost bore.
297
00:13:03,267 --> 00:13:05,134
More like
a ghost snore.
298
00:13:05,269 --> 00:13:07,336
More like a ghost snore.
299
00:13:07,471 --> 00:13:10,139
[ laughter ]
300
00:13:10,274 --> 00:13:12,474
There's something
about this family
301
00:13:12,610 --> 00:13:17,613
That looks just like my family,
that reminds me of my family.
302
00:13:18,616 --> 00:13:22,051
Roger, I think I'm ready
to go home.
303
00:13:23,955 --> 00:13:25,421
[ electricity buzzing ]
304
00:13:25,423 --> 00:13:29,825
??
305
00:13:29,961 --> 00:13:38,834
??
306
00:13:38,836 --> 00:13:40,770
Where am I?
307
00:13:40,905 --> 00:13:42,705
Ninth time's the charm, baby.
308
00:13:44,909 --> 00:13:46,575
Wha-blam!
309
00:13:46,710 --> 00:13:48,444
[ tires squeal ]
310
00:13:48,446 --> 00:13:50,079
Holy shit!
311
00:13:57,721 --> 00:13:59,121
Whoa.
312
00:13:59,123 --> 00:14:01,958
My butt is way over there.
313
00:14:06,090 --> 00:14:10,133
Francine: Ya got franny,
leave a message.
314
00:14:10,134 --> 00:14:12,964
Hey, franny, rog, quick update
on a few challenges here.
315
00:14:13,070 --> 00:14:14,937
Had to buy kroger
brand eye drops.
316
00:14:15,072 --> 00:14:17,273
Town's got zero visine anywhere.
317
00:14:17,408 --> 00:14:19,809
And I think we got
an evil motel situation.
318
00:14:19,810 --> 00:14:21,744
Seems to be using dark magic
to keep me
319
00:14:21,745 --> 00:14:23,212
From getting back to you.
320
00:14:23,213 --> 00:14:25,081
How are things on your end?
Hopefully just normal.
321
00:14:25,082 --> 00:14:27,550
Alright, I better focus up.
I'm 'bout to bust a move.
322
00:14:27,551 --> 00:14:28,941
[ tires squeal ]
off-road!
323
00:14:28,952 --> 00:14:30,253
Oh, I'm right off a cliff.
324
00:14:31,823 --> 00:14:34,756
Free- fallin'.
Good news is I'm in the lebaron.
325
00:14:34,757 --> 00:14:37,093
This baby's built like a tank
so I think I could survive -
326
00:14:37,094 --> 00:14:38,995
[ crash ]
327
00:14:41,298 --> 00:14:45,301
[ eerie ambiance ]
328
00:14:55,046 --> 00:14:57,046
[ door creaks ]
329
00:14:57,181 --> 00:14:59,582
[ eerie ambiance ]
330
00:15:14,265 --> 00:15:15,997
What is this?
331
00:15:15,999 --> 00:15:19,668
Stan: No, no, no, that's not
how you eat a sandwich, jeff.
332
00:15:19,669 --> 00:15:20,803
Stan?
333
00:15:20,804 --> 00:15:23,004
You eat it from the side.
Like so.
334
00:15:23,006 --> 00:15:25,441
Mm. Mm.
335
00:15:26,744 --> 00:15:28,878
Oh, stan!
336
00:15:29,012 --> 00:15:31,346
[ shades clanging ]
337
00:15:31,348 --> 00:15:35,484
It's the whole family!
And they're letting me in.
338
00:15:35,819 --> 00:15:37,486
You're letting me in!
339
00:15:37,621 --> 00:15:40,222
Oh, thank you, large owl.
340
00:15:40,357 --> 00:15:44,093
[ whooshing ]
341
00:15:44,228 --> 00:15:45,961
[ electricity buzzing ]
342
00:15:45,963 --> 00:15:48,431
We're all together again.
343
00:15:54,510 --> 00:15:57,646
[ eerie ambiance ]
344
00:16:02,252 --> 00:16:03,918
Almost perfect.
345
00:16:03,920 --> 00:16:05,587
That's my hayley.
346
00:16:07,323 --> 00:16:09,323
Oh, no. No, no, no, no!
347
00:16:09,459 --> 00:16:11,859
My laser rats jersey was
razzmatazz red.
348
00:16:11,995 --> 00:16:14,328
Now it looks
freakin' gooseberry!
349
00:16:14,464 --> 00:16:16,564
I'll be laughed out
of the rat hive!
350
00:16:20,136 --> 00:16:21,403
Mmm.
351
00:16:21,537 --> 00:16:23,071
That little shit!
352
00:16:23,206 --> 00:16:25,407
Let me get
a hit of that, rogu.
353
00:16:26,876 --> 00:16:30,412
That's the good stuff.
Nice and chalky, the way I like.
354
00:16:30,546 --> 00:16:33,414
Jesus, jeff.
355
00:16:33,549 --> 00:16:35,349
Oh, steve!
356
00:16:35,351 --> 00:16:38,219
And he's wearing
the new t-shirt.
357
00:16:38,354 --> 00:16:40,154
Nice new shirt, steve.
358
00:16:40,290 --> 00:16:41,689
But where's it from?
359
00:16:41,691 --> 00:16:42,824
Where'd you get it?
360
00:16:42,959 --> 00:16:44,158
Yes!
361
00:16:44,294 --> 00:16:46,427
Here comes mama's information!
362
00:16:46,562 --> 00:16:47,772
Steve: Amazon.
Got him!
363
00:16:47,831 --> 00:16:49,097
Amazon.
364
00:16:49,232 --> 00:16:50,965
They have the best prices.
365
00:16:50,967 --> 00:16:52,566
Great company.
366
00:16:52,568 --> 00:16:54,902
Wait, "great company"?
367
00:16:55,038 --> 00:16:56,570
Steve hates big tech.
368
00:16:56,706 --> 00:16:59,907
He's always moaning
about buying local.
369
00:17:00,043 --> 00:17:02,376
This feels off.
370
00:17:02,378 --> 00:17:03,511
I don't believe you.
371
00:17:03,647 --> 00:17:05,714
You're lying. Tell me the truth!
372
00:17:06,582 --> 00:17:09,884
[ whirring, wind rushing ]
373
00:17:13,583 --> 00:17:18,060
She said she was stickin'
around that funeral,
374
00:17:18,061 --> 00:17:19,928
But I just got off the phone
with tuttle,
375
00:17:19,929 --> 00:17:21,730
And he says she embarrassed
herself and left.
376
00:17:21,731 --> 00:17:23,398
This is all
because you wouldn't tell mom
377
00:17:23,399 --> 00:17:25,067
Where you got that
dumb t-shirt, steve.
378
00:17:25,068 --> 00:17:28,069
Oh, please,
you can't blame this all on me!
379
00:17:28,204 --> 00:17:29,403
What about klaus?!
380
00:17:29,405 --> 00:17:31,138
Me? I wasn't even there.
381
00:17:31,140 --> 00:17:32,740
Maybe you should've been!
382
00:17:32,742 --> 00:17:35,443
What's going on?!
What is this place?!
383
00:17:41,951 --> 00:17:44,752
[ moaning ]
384
00:17:44,888 --> 00:17:46,321
Hello.
385
00:17:47,891 --> 00:17:50,325
Oh, thank god,
there's subtitles.
386
00:18:04,173 --> 00:18:05,406
Aaah!
387
00:18:16,920 --> 00:18:18,386
[ groans ]
388
00:18:29,132 --> 00:18:30,698
[ both gasp ]
389
00:18:32,868 --> 00:18:35,937
I'm still a little confused.
390
00:18:36,072 --> 00:18:41,342
??
391
00:18:41,477 --> 00:18:50,151
??
392
00:18:50,286 --> 00:18:54,022
So this place has been cursed
since caveman times.
393
00:18:55,091 --> 00:18:58,025
But what do
I have to do with it?
394
00:18:58,027 --> 00:19:00,962
[ clanging ]
395
00:19:03,899 --> 00:19:05,232
No, no!
396
00:19:05,234 --> 00:19:08,636
I said I wanted connection
with my family,
397
00:19:08,638 --> 00:19:10,772
Not some eternal chain
of perverts!
398
00:19:10,906 --> 00:19:13,841
I never wanted to be here!
399
00:19:13,842 --> 00:19:16,311
Roger, how would you feel
if we hid out at a motel
400
00:19:16,312 --> 00:19:17,445
For a few nights?
401
00:19:17,580 --> 00:19:19,981
But I don't want this anymore.
402
00:19:20,116 --> 00:19:21,516
I want out!
403
00:19:24,522 --> 00:19:26,855
[ car engine backfires ]
404
00:19:26,856 --> 00:19:28,790
The backfire. My car!
405
00:19:28,924 --> 00:19:32,326
Wait, is this happening now?!
406
00:19:32,328 --> 00:19:33,595
Roger: Nice backfire.
407
00:19:33,596 --> 00:19:35,330
Your car's pretty funny,
too, francine.
408
00:19:35,331 --> 00:19:36,864
No, francine!
409
00:19:36,866 --> 00:19:38,933
Francine:
Oh. No vacancy.
410
00:19:39,068 --> 00:19:42,203
Probably best.
We should just go home.
411
00:19:42,338 --> 00:19:45,072
Yes, francine! Go home!
412
00:19:45,208 --> 00:19:47,541
No!
413
00:19:47,543 --> 00:19:50,544
Oh! Guess it's our lucky day.
414
00:19:50,546 --> 00:19:52,546
Don't come up here!
415
00:19:52,548 --> 00:19:54,148
Don't you dare!
416
00:19:55,951 --> 00:19:59,487
Oh, I guess it's not.
417
00:20:00,490 --> 00:20:02,557
[ tires squeal ]
418
00:20:04,694 --> 00:20:07,061
That bitch owes me.
419
00:20:09,499 --> 00:20:11,899
I guess I felt disconnected.
420
00:20:12,035 --> 00:20:14,902
I latched on to the funeral
like it could fix that
421
00:20:14,904 --> 00:20:19,841
But no one even wanted me there,
and I just feel...Dumb.
422
00:20:19,976 --> 00:20:24,111
You might not believe this,
but sometimes I feel dumb.
423
00:20:24,113 --> 00:20:27,381
Mom, I should've just told you
where I got the t-shirt.
424
00:20:27,383 --> 00:20:29,050
It's so stupid,
I got it from -
425
00:20:29,185 --> 00:20:30,784
No.
Don't tell me, steve.
426
00:20:30,920 --> 00:20:33,454
What you choose to share
isn't up to me,
427
00:20:33,589 --> 00:20:34,988
And I have to accept that.
428
00:20:34,990 --> 00:20:38,125
Ditto for me, steve.
I also don't give a shit.
429
00:20:38,261 --> 00:20:40,862
Roger, how was your trip?
The route 69 thing?
430
00:20:40,996 --> 00:20:43,931
Super sexy, big success
from that perspective.
431
00:20:44,067 --> 00:20:46,200
Was it funny?
432
00:20:46,202 --> 00:20:49,270
Massively so.
Both guts and nuts were busted!
433
00:20:49,405 --> 00:20:50,738
[ clang ]
434
00:20:54,277 --> 00:20:56,610
New vent! Nice.
435
00:20:56,746 --> 00:20:58,345
[ clang ]
436
00:20:58,347 --> 00:21:00,281
Bye! Have a beautiful time!
437
00:21:00,331 --> 00:21:04,881
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