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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,925 --> 00:00:07,361 Anglija, novembra 1487. 2 00:00:07,685 --> 00:00:11,678 Sporu med cerkvijo in monarhijo ni videti konca 3 00:00:11,725 --> 00:00:17,436 in vojvoda Winchestrski, najve�ji posestnik v de�eli, umira. 4 00:00:18,285 --> 00:00:20,753 Umiram, gospoda? 5 00:00:21,564 --> 00:00:22,917 Ali umiram? 6 00:00:22,964 --> 00:00:24,761 Kje neki. - Kje neki. 7 00:00:24,964 --> 00:00:27,193 Pa vendar, sin moj, 8 00:00:27,243 --> 00:00:30,315 da bo �as do okrevanja hitreje minil... 9 00:00:31,323 --> 00:00:34,758 si predstavljajmo, da bi res umiral. 10 00:00:34,882 --> 00:00:37,349 Komu bi zapustil svojo zemljo? 11 00:00:38,721 --> 00:00:40,473 Meni seveda. 12 00:00:40,801 --> 00:00:45,078 Da. Svojemu ljubljenemu kralju. 13 00:00:45,200 --> 00:00:49,636 Bodi tvoja pokvarjena du�a pripravljena na pekel, sin moj. 14 00:00:49,759 --> 00:00:52,114 Pekel? - Da, pekel, 15 00:00:52,239 --> 00:00:54,274 kjer Satan bruha ogenj 16 00:00:54,318 --> 00:00:58,913 in orja�ki demoni dan in no� izlo�ajo vetrove. 17 00:00:59,037 --> 00:01:03,110 In kjer kesanja muke vekomaj raz�irajo duha 18 00:01:03,237 --> 00:01:07,229 in te drobne vilice vekomaj bodejo v zadnjico. 19 00:01:07,356 --> 00:01:10,506 Ne! Zbadanja nikar! 20 00:01:10,675 --> 00:01:12,825 Kak�na neumnost. 21 00:01:12,955 --> 00:01:17,948 Pekel... kjer so najmehkej�i spodnji deli tvojega telesa 22 00:01:18,074 --> 00:01:20,633 vsakogar najljub�i obed. 23 00:01:22,833 --> 00:01:27,667 Oprostite mi, gospod. Spremenil bom oporoko 24 00:01:27,792 --> 00:01:30,181 in zapustil zemljo... 25 00:01:30,352 --> 00:01:33,024 cerkvi. - Kaj? 26 00:01:35,311 --> 00:01:38,347 Blagoslovljena bodi tvoja �ista du�a. 27 00:01:39,510 --> 00:01:42,979 Kasneje si bo� �e premislil. Prepri�an sem. 28 00:01:48,948 --> 00:01:51,257 Mislim, da ne. 29 00:02:27,861 --> 00:02:31,455 "NAD�KOF" 30 00:02:34,300 --> 00:02:36,369 Baldrick. Kaj je novega? 31 00:02:36,419 --> 00:02:40,650 Vojvodinja Gloucestrska je menda rodila �krata. 32 00:02:40,698 --> 00:02:43,007 O vojvodi Winchestrskem. 33 00:02:43,058 --> 00:02:46,572 �e �ivi na veliki nogi. - Z drugo je tako �e v grobu. 34 00:02:46,697 --> 00:02:49,257 Koliko nog pa ima? 35 00:02:49,337 --> 00:02:52,931 Naj se �e odlo�i. Misli umreti ali ve�no �iveti? 36 00:02:52,976 --> 00:02:55,967 Tako omahovanje je sila nedostojanstveno. 37 00:02:57,335 --> 00:03:00,054 Gospod, prina�am tragi�no vest. 38 00:03:00,175 --> 00:03:01,892 Ga je kon�no pobralo? 39 00:03:02,014 --> 00:03:04,767 Koga? - Aha. 40 00:03:04,814 --> 00:03:08,886 Po novem moram sam uganiti, kaj mi ho�e� povedati. 41 00:03:09,013 --> 00:03:11,129 Briljantno, ni kaj. 42 00:03:11,253 --> 00:03:13,891 Mislil sem na vojvodo Winchestrskega. 43 00:03:14,012 --> 00:03:16,048 Koga, gospod? 44 00:03:16,732 --> 00:03:20,485 Poskusiva s kraj�imi stavki. 45 00:03:20,731 --> 00:03:23,767 Nekdo je umrl, dr�i? - Da, gospod. 46 00:03:23,890 --> 00:03:25,767 In kdo je umrl? 47 00:03:25,810 --> 00:03:28,277 Canterburyjski nad�kof. 48 00:03:28,409 --> 00:03:30,718 Si bedak? - Da, gospod. 49 00:03:30,849 --> 00:03:33,283 Canterburyjski nad�kof? 50 00:03:33,408 --> 00:03:36,480 O, ne, kralj in njegove nakane. 51 00:03:36,608 --> 00:03:40,043 �e tretji letos. Kako je ta umrl? 52 00:03:40,087 --> 00:03:42,521 Grozno, gospod. - In sicer? 53 00:03:42,647 --> 00:03:44,921 To je vse, kar vem. 54 00:03:45,046 --> 00:03:47,958 Tu si! - Prina�am tragi�no vest. 55 00:03:48,086 --> 00:03:50,474 Sli�al sem. Odidi �e. 56 00:03:51,645 --> 00:03:55,637 Canterburyjskega nad�kofa je doletela strahotna nesre�a. 57 00:03:55,684 --> 00:03:58,915 Mislim, da sem uspel ugotoviti, kaj se je zgodilo. 58 00:03:59,044 --> 00:04:01,716 Tudi meni se nekaj dozdeva. 59 00:04:01,763 --> 00:04:05,233 Zapu��al je sobo vojvode Winchestrskega... 60 00:04:05,283 --> 00:04:08,194 Ki je pred smrtjo zapustil zemljo cerkvi? 61 00:04:08,242 --> 00:04:09,641 Dr�i. 62 00:04:09,842 --> 00:04:12,116 Zato je bil kralj besen nanj. 63 00:04:12,161 --> 00:04:17,598 Morda res, toda izza vogala je pri�el sir Tavish Mortimer. 64 00:04:17,720 --> 00:04:19,472 Kraljev pla�ani morilec? 65 00:04:19,560 --> 00:04:23,188 Ne, visoki mo�akar brez uhljev. 66 00:04:23,239 --> 00:04:24,354 No, saj. 67 00:04:24,399 --> 00:04:29,028 Hitel je proti nad�kofu s sklonjeno glavo, 68 00:04:29,078 --> 00:04:33,753 da bi prejel njegov blagoslov, a ga je �al ob tem ubil. 69 00:04:33,797 --> 00:04:34,991 Kako? 70 00:04:35,117 --> 00:04:37,789 Na glavi je imel tur�ko �elado. 71 00:04:37,836 --> 00:04:41,112 S polmetrsko konico? 72 00:04:41,156 --> 00:04:44,272 Bojevniki jih nosijo, ko se za�enejo v sovraga... 73 00:04:44,315 --> 00:04:45,828 Da bi ga ubili. 74 00:04:45,995 --> 00:04:50,226 Je torej "pozabil", da jo ima na glavi? 75 00:04:50,274 --> 00:04:53,549 To�no to se je reve�u zgodilo. 76 00:04:53,673 --> 00:04:54,947 Tragi�no. 77 00:04:55,073 --> 00:04:58,906 Da, kot takrat, ko je nad�kofa Bertrama 78 00:04:58,952 --> 00:05:02,945 zadel kamnit kipec, ki je padel s pe�ine. 79 00:05:03,072 --> 00:05:06,984 Prav res. Ali pa ko se je ubogi nad�kof Wilfred 80 00:05:07,111 --> 00:05:11,103 ritenski nabodel na fialo norwi�ke katedrale. 81 00:05:11,830 --> 00:05:15,458 Gospod, res so �udna tvoja pota. 82 00:05:15,509 --> 00:05:18,660 Kako naj to sporo�im njegovemu zvestemu stre�niku? 83 00:05:19,589 --> 00:05:21,738 Kako tragi�na nesre�a. 84 00:05:22,788 --> 00:05:25,779 Figo nesre�a. 85 00:05:26,667 --> 00:05:28,862 Kdo ga bo nadomestil? 86 00:05:28,987 --> 00:05:31,978 Verjetno kateri od �kofov. 87 00:05:32,106 --> 00:05:34,540 Radi jih izbirajo med verniki. 88 00:05:34,626 --> 00:05:38,903 Govori se, da ho�e kralj izbrati princa Harryja. 89 00:05:39,025 --> 00:05:40,094 Res? 90 00:05:40,225 --> 00:05:43,455 Princ Harry, da bi bil nad�kof? 91 00:05:43,584 --> 00:05:47,701 Je�e�, Princ Harry nad�kof. 92 00:05:47,823 --> 00:05:51,816 In vsi vemo, kaj se nad�kofom zgodi, mar ne? 93 00:05:51,943 --> 00:05:54,172 Pojdejo v Canterbury. 94 00:05:54,302 --> 00:05:56,532 Ne, ne, ne! 95 00:05:57,821 --> 00:05:59,174 O, da! 96 00:06:01,101 --> 00:06:04,137 Pa je tvoj vir zanesljiv? - Povedala mi je Jane Smart. 97 00:06:04,180 --> 00:06:07,968 Ona mi je povedala za �okoladni devi�ki pas vojvodinje Kentske. 98 00:06:08,100 --> 00:06:10,693 Ona? Vraga. 99 00:06:10,819 --> 00:06:13,651 �e Harry odide... 100 00:06:15,138 --> 00:06:17,971 ...bo �rni gad... 101 00:06:18,018 --> 00:06:21,532 Kralj... naslednji. 102 00:06:21,697 --> 00:06:25,894 To utegne biti najpomembnej�i dan v mojem �ivljenju. 103 00:06:25,936 --> 00:06:29,531 Percy, za obred bom potreboval �udovita obla�ila. 104 00:06:29,616 --> 00:06:33,403 Vsekakor. Klobuk? - Trojanski. 105 00:06:33,455 --> 00:06:35,285 �kornji? - Italijanski. 106 00:06:35,334 --> 00:06:39,043 Sramna mo�nja? - Naj bo... 107 00:06:39,094 --> 00:06:44,292 �rna ruska. Vsi duhovniki se je bojijo. 108 00:06:56,530 --> 00:06:58,885 Kaj novega, Baldrick? 109 00:06:58,930 --> 00:07:02,808 Lord Wilders ima ovce menda kar v spalnici, 110 00:07:02,889 --> 00:07:04,880 glede imenovanja pa �e ni�. 111 00:07:05,009 --> 00:07:06,567 V redu. 112 00:07:12,128 --> 00:07:16,006 Zakaj si tako oble�en? - Kako pa? 113 00:07:16,127 --> 00:07:19,914 Kaj je ta velika neumnost? 114 00:07:22,086 --> 00:07:24,155 Dr�imo pesti. 115 00:07:26,725 --> 00:07:30,956 �lani dvora. In cerkve. 116 00:07:31,084 --> 00:07:33,473 Naposled sem, 117 00:07:33,524 --> 00:07:38,392 po posvetu z Gospodom Bogom, njegovim sinom, Jezusom Kristusom, 118 00:07:38,523 --> 00:07:42,435 ter odsotnim prijateljem, Svetim duhom, 119 00:07:42,562 --> 00:07:46,839 izbral naslednjega nad�kofa. 120 00:07:48,721 --> 00:07:53,510 Naj na tem polo�aju ostane dlje kot njegov predhodnik. 121 00:07:53,640 --> 00:07:56,233 Me prav zanima. 122 00:07:56,359 --> 00:08:00,829 Na nad�kofovsko stolico Canterburyja imenujem 123 00:08:00,958 --> 00:08:03,074 svojega sina... 124 00:08:05,158 --> 00:08:08,786 Edwina, vojvodo Edinbur�kega. 125 00:08:10,437 --> 00:08:13,712 Pozdravljamo te, nad�kof! 126 00:08:15,196 --> 00:08:18,551 �estitam! - Na kolena! 127 00:08:33,272 --> 00:08:37,060 Z obema rokama. Zelo dobro. 128 00:08:37,911 --> 00:08:41,426 Zelo dobro, Harry. Naprej. 129 00:08:41,991 --> 00:08:44,709 Va�e veli�anstvo. 130 00:08:44,830 --> 00:08:46,627 Gospod nad�kof! 131 00:08:46,750 --> 00:08:50,981 Samo nekaj vpra�anj glede mojega imenovanja, 132 00:08:51,109 --> 00:08:54,066 preden postane dokon�no. - Da? 133 00:08:54,188 --> 00:08:56,907 Prvi�: Ali smem... - Ne. 134 00:08:57,028 --> 00:09:01,384 Prav. Drugi�... - Nikar si ne domi�ljaj. 135 00:09:01,467 --> 00:09:03,901 Od nekdaj te preziram. 136 00:09:04,027 --> 00:09:08,338 Saj ste moj o�e. Pristranski ste. 137 00:09:08,386 --> 00:09:12,094 V primerjavi s svojim ljubim bratom Harryjem... 138 00:09:13,425 --> 00:09:16,097 si kot iztrebek v primerjavi s smetano. 139 00:09:16,224 --> 00:09:18,454 Gospod, va�e besede mi laskajo. 140 00:09:18,584 --> 00:09:20,653 Meni tudi. 141 00:09:20,703 --> 00:09:23,615 Zdaj, ko sem ti kon�no na�el koristno delo, 142 00:09:23,663 --> 00:09:27,621 se mu nikar ne izmikaj. - Ne. Seveda ne. 143 00:09:27,742 --> 00:09:30,973 Morda pa bi ga lahko opravljal drug 144 00:09:31,022 --> 00:09:35,697 enako nekoristen in slaboumen �lovek. 145 00:09:35,981 --> 00:09:38,096 Ni ga takega �loveka. 146 00:09:38,140 --> 00:09:41,132 Seveda ne. Osel. 147 00:09:41,260 --> 00:09:46,174 Morda pa le nekdo, ki bi bil veren... 148 00:09:47,179 --> 00:09:49,692 �e bi hotel vernika, 149 00:09:49,738 --> 00:09:51,649 bi izbral Harryja, 150 00:09:52,498 --> 00:09:55,694 ne pa tako sramotnega nadle�ne�a. 151 00:09:55,817 --> 00:09:59,411 No, lepo, da sva raz�istila. 152 00:09:59,536 --> 00:10:03,972 Jojme! Saj je skoraj �as za ve�ernico. Mudi se mi. 153 00:10:04,175 --> 00:10:06,643 Egbert! 154 00:10:09,134 --> 00:10:11,443 Pridi sem. 155 00:10:21,492 --> 00:10:23,483 Dovoli nasvet. 156 00:10:23,572 --> 00:10:27,405 �e me zdaj, ali kadar koli, prevara�, 157 00:10:27,531 --> 00:10:31,682 ti bom storil to, kar je bog storil sodomitom. 158 00:10:31,730 --> 00:10:33,721 To pa ne bi bilo pametno. 159 00:10:33,770 --> 00:10:35,283 Razume�? 160 00:10:35,689 --> 00:10:39,967 Za vsak primer bom raje pripravljen. 161 00:10:41,128 --> 00:10:43,119 Najlep�a hvala. 162 00:10:53,286 --> 00:10:55,322 Be�i! 163 00:10:58,965 --> 00:11:03,958 Imamo stiskalnik palcev in lomilnik stopal, kljuke za nos, 164 00:11:04,084 --> 00:11:07,042 dolge palice, ki jih potisne�... 165 00:11:08,723 --> 00:11:11,795 Kje je pritlikavec? - Tukaj sem. 166 00:11:11,923 --> 00:11:13,480 Dobro, pojdimo. 167 00:11:13,602 --> 00:11:16,116 Nad�kof! 168 00:11:19,721 --> 00:11:22,793 Pozdravljeni. - Se ti kam mudi? 169 00:11:27,400 --> 00:11:28,628 Da. 170 00:11:28,760 --> 00:11:30,431 Kam? 171 00:11:31,559 --> 00:11:34,198 V Canterbury. 172 00:11:34,318 --> 00:11:38,914 Dobro! Harry te bo pospremil. 173 00:11:39,038 --> 00:11:44,065 No�em, da bi bil umorjen pred investituro. 174 00:11:45,476 --> 00:11:46,670 Chiswick! 175 00:11:47,316 --> 00:11:48,829 Sve�e konje! 176 00:11:48,956 --> 00:11:53,506 Gospod, �e ho�emo ujeti ladjo za Francijo, morate pohiteti. 177 00:11:53,635 --> 00:11:54,988 Za Francijo? 178 00:11:56,394 --> 00:11:58,385 Gre� mar v Francijo, Percy? 179 00:11:58,634 --> 00:12:00,670 Ne gremo vsi? 180 00:12:00,714 --> 00:12:05,548 Ne. S Harryjem greva v Canterbury, mar ne, Harry? 181 00:12:07,272 --> 00:12:10,821 Razumem. Spremenili ste na�rt. 182 00:12:11,032 --> 00:12:13,306 Pravzaprav ne. 183 00:12:13,351 --> 00:12:19,949 Razen �e zakoplje� obraz v gnoj in nama sledi� z varne razdalje. 184 00:12:19,990 --> 00:12:21,867 To bo zado��alo. 185 00:12:21,910 --> 00:12:23,308 Harry. 186 00:12:23,429 --> 00:12:25,897 �e nekaj, va�a milost. 187 00:12:26,029 --> 00:12:29,862 Deniva, da me desna roka u�ali in si jo odse�em. 188 00:12:29,988 --> 00:12:33,457 Kaj, �e me u�ali tudi leva? 189 00:12:33,507 --> 00:12:36,704 S �im naj si jo odse�em? 190 00:12:37,267 --> 00:12:38,415 Da... 191 00:12:38,466 --> 00:12:41,264 Zoprna dilema. - Da. 192 00:12:53,424 --> 00:12:55,778 Kdo je bil to? - Ne vem. 193 00:12:55,823 --> 00:12:59,611 Visoki fant je imel gnoj na obrazu. 194 00:12:59,942 --> 00:13:02,775 Ta pa ima stil. 195 00:13:11,620 --> 00:13:15,090 Edmund, vojvoda Edinbur�ki, 196 00:13:15,220 --> 00:13:21,293 ali veruje� v Boga O�eta, Boga Sina in Boga Svetega duha? 197 00:13:23,538 --> 00:13:24,732 Da! 198 00:13:25,378 --> 00:13:27,288 Da. 199 00:13:27,417 --> 00:13:31,126 Imenujem te torej za canterburyjskega nad�kofa 200 00:13:31,257 --> 00:13:34,453 in primasa Anglije. 201 00:13:40,495 --> 00:13:42,167 A�ih! 202 00:13:54,252 --> 00:13:55,890 Po kon�ani investituri 203 00:13:55,932 --> 00:14:01,164 je Edmund Nejevoljni pr�cej prevzel duhovni�ke obveznosti. 204 00:14:01,891 --> 00:14:07,044 Toda o�etova gro�nja mu ni dala miru, vse dokler... 205 00:14:07,090 --> 00:14:11,526 Brat Baldrick, kaj je bog pravzaprav storil sodomitom? 206 00:14:11,569 --> 00:14:16,642 Ne vem, a huje od tega, kar so po�eli drug drugemu, �e ni moglo biti. 207 00:14:20,287 --> 00:14:22,562 Mojbog, pa smo tam! 208 00:14:22,647 --> 00:14:25,683 Baldrick, pojdi po �kofa Ramsgata. 209 00:14:25,806 --> 00:14:28,718 Koga? - Pojdi po Percya! 210 00:14:31,445 --> 00:14:35,120 Moje �ivljenje visi na nitki. 211 00:14:39,524 --> 00:14:43,516 Ob umirajo�em lordu Graveneyju je �kof Londona, brat pokojnega nad�kofa. 212 00:14:43,563 --> 00:14:47,316 In �e ne zapustim zemlje cerkvi? 213 00:14:47,402 --> 00:14:50,474 Potem zagotovo pojdete v pekel. 214 00:14:50,602 --> 00:14:52,219 Jojme! 215 00:14:52,341 --> 00:14:53,430 Pekel... 216 00:14:53,521 --> 00:14:58,640 kjer zrak du�i vonj pe�enih zadnjic. 217 00:14:58,760 --> 00:15:00,671 Ne, ne! 218 00:15:02,400 --> 00:15:06,870 Svojo zemljo polagam v roke cerkve. 219 00:15:07,319 --> 00:15:11,106 In tako se poslavljam od sveta. 220 00:15:12,998 --> 00:15:14,476 Kaj? 221 00:15:14,597 --> 00:15:18,714 Nad�kof �e ni pri�el? - Ne �e, in tudi �e bi pri�el... 222 00:15:18,796 --> 00:15:20,912 Po�akajte! - Prepozno. 223 00:15:21,036 --> 00:15:22,708 Umakni se! 224 00:15:22,836 --> 00:15:28,114 Ubil vaju bom, kot sem tvojega brata! Odpravil bom cerkev! 225 00:15:28,155 --> 00:15:30,065 Milord. 226 00:15:30,674 --> 00:15:33,552 Izginite �e! 227 00:15:33,634 --> 00:15:36,784 Milord! 228 00:15:36,833 --> 00:15:38,983 Zbudite se. 229 00:15:39,113 --> 00:15:41,228 Zbudite se! 230 00:15:43,672 --> 00:15:47,744 Sem mar v raju? - Ne �e. 231 00:15:47,871 --> 00:15:52,500 Torej v peklu. Prizanesi moji zadnjici! 232 00:15:52,630 --> 00:15:55,098 Ni� vam ni, v Angliji ste. 233 00:15:55,230 --> 00:15:57,265 Nisi Satan? 234 00:15:57,389 --> 00:15:59,857 Ne, canterburyjski nad�kof sem. 235 00:15:59,989 --> 00:16:06,825 Va�a milost, vso zemljo sem zapustil cerkvi. Ali sem re�en? 236 00:16:06,907 --> 00:16:09,865 Ne, ti izdajalska svinja! Ubil te bom! 237 00:16:09,987 --> 00:16:15,344 Po�akajte! Pojdimo lepo po vrsti. 238 00:16:16,986 --> 00:16:21,422 Cerkev v resnici sploh ne potrebuje va�e zemlje. 239 00:16:21,465 --> 00:16:23,978 Potrebuje le, da jo nekdo po�teno prebi�a! 240 00:16:24,024 --> 00:16:28,972 �e ne dobim blagoslova, zagotovo pojdem v pekel! 241 00:16:29,103 --> 00:16:32,334 Pekel, kjer z malimi kle��ami... - Izgini! 242 00:16:34,102 --> 00:16:39,095 Tak mo�, da bi �el v pekel? Nikakor! 243 00:16:39,221 --> 00:16:42,691 Storil sem veliko grehov. - Kdo jih ni? 244 00:16:42,821 --> 00:16:46,779 Umoril sem o�eta. - Popolnoma vas razumem. 245 00:16:46,900 --> 00:16:50,016 Jojme! - Pohiti, Egbert! 246 00:16:50,139 --> 00:16:53,688 Zagre�il sem pre�u�tvo... - Kdo ga ni? 247 00:16:53,739 --> 00:16:56,047 Ve� kot tiso�krat... 248 00:16:56,258 --> 00:16:58,897 Saj smo �e leta 1487. 249 00:16:59,018 --> 00:17:01,929 S svojo materjo. - Kaj? 250 00:17:02,057 --> 00:17:05,254 Vidite, v pekel pojdem. 251 00:17:05,297 --> 00:17:09,414 Pekel, kjer iz nosa raste repa... 252 00:17:09,456 --> 00:17:11,810 Ubij ga! 253 00:17:13,095 --> 00:17:16,007 Pa tudi �e. 254 00:17:16,135 --> 00:17:20,013 V peklu sploh ni tako slabo, kot pravijo. 255 00:17:20,134 --> 00:17:21,930 Kaj? - Ne, ne. 256 00:17:21,973 --> 00:17:26,728 Raj, veste, je za take ljudi, 257 00:17:26,853 --> 00:17:30,686 ki u�ivajo v stvareh, ki jih raj ponuja, 258 00:17:30,812 --> 00:17:36,408 v petju, pogovorih z Bogom, zalivanju rastlin. 259 00:17:36,491 --> 00:17:38,799 Pekel 260 00:17:38,850 --> 00:17:42,638 pa je za ljudi, ki u�ivajo v drugih stvareh. 261 00:17:42,770 --> 00:17:48,843 V pre�u�tvu, ropanju, mu�enju... in podobno. 262 00:17:48,968 --> 00:17:50,242 Res? 263 00:17:50,368 --> 00:17:55,521 Zemljo zapustite kroni in po smrti bo �ivahno kot �e nikdar. 264 00:17:55,567 --> 00:17:59,798 Pre�u�tvo, ropanje... na veke vekov? 265 00:17:59,926 --> 00:18:01,041 Ja! 266 00:18:01,166 --> 00:18:05,920 Udarci palic ob tvoje mehko meso... 267 00:18:07,405 --> 00:18:09,838 Henry, odlo�itev je tvoja. 268 00:18:09,884 --> 00:18:14,002 Prav. Svojo zemljo prepu��am kroni, 269 00:18:14,124 --> 00:18:17,513 svojo du�o pa Gospodu. 270 00:18:17,643 --> 00:18:20,998 Naj ravna z menoj kot s smetjo, kakr�na sem, 271 00:18:21,042 --> 00:18:24,034 in me po�lje v pekel, kamor tudi spadam. 272 00:18:24,162 --> 00:18:26,994 Amen! - Amen. Kak�na sre�a. 273 00:18:27,641 --> 00:18:31,030 Rade volje bi vas spremil, vendar sem nad�kof... 274 00:18:31,160 --> 00:18:33,310 Zelo mi je �al. - Ni� hudega. 275 00:18:41,998 --> 00:18:45,468 Sin moj! - O�e! 276 00:18:46,958 --> 00:18:49,949 O�e. - Sin moj. 277 00:18:53,196 --> 00:18:54,424 Kdo je to? 278 00:18:54,556 --> 00:18:58,992 Videti sta kot �loveka, ki bi ubila nad�kofa. 279 00:18:59,115 --> 00:19:00,548 Tipi�no. 280 00:19:00,675 --> 00:19:02,905 Ti tur�ki pes! 281 00:19:03,034 --> 00:19:08,744 Ti tur�ka svinja! - O�e, jaz sem! Mir! 282 00:19:08,873 --> 00:19:11,990 Oprosti, Harry. Vse bolj�i postaja�. 283 00:19:12,553 --> 00:19:15,350 Hvala, o�e. Lahko no�, mati. 284 00:19:16,472 --> 00:19:20,828 Vse bolj�i je. Kmalu me bo dohitel! 285 00:19:20,951 --> 00:19:23,181 Kako pa kaj Edmund? 286 00:19:23,231 --> 00:19:27,860 Zelo dobro. Chiswick! Sve�ega konja! 287 00:19:27,990 --> 00:19:31,379 In kako so njegove male ovce? 288 00:19:32,149 --> 00:19:34,947 �igave ovce? - Edmundove ovce. 289 00:19:35,548 --> 00:19:39,382 Kak�ne ovce? - Canterburyjske. 290 00:19:39,508 --> 00:19:42,863 Ov�ice, o katerih je govoril. 291 00:19:43,667 --> 00:19:45,737 Kri� bo�ji. 292 00:19:49,066 --> 00:19:52,660 Ne razumem. Edmund sploh ne mara religije. 293 00:19:53,585 --> 00:19:57,099 Nemogo�e. Saj je canterburyjski nad�kof! 294 00:19:57,224 --> 00:20:01,422 Canterburyjski nad�kof je tudi poredne�, 295 00:20:01,584 --> 00:20:05,781 ki sem mu izpra�ila zadnjico, ker se je olaj�al v ribnik. 296 00:20:05,863 --> 00:20:08,057 Tega je �e davno. 297 00:20:08,102 --> 00:20:10,138 Prej�nji �etrtek. 298 00:20:16,381 --> 00:20:19,816 Postal je pravi fant od fare. 299 00:20:19,940 --> 00:20:23,091 Naj �ivi v zdravju. 300 00:20:31,618 --> 00:20:35,929 Hvala bogu, da mi ne bo nikoli ve� treba re�i: 301 00:20:36,057 --> 00:20:39,412 "Kdo me bo re�il nadle�nega duhovnika?" 302 00:20:41,216 --> 00:20:45,447 Od kod pa to? - To je rekel Henrik II., 303 00:20:45,495 --> 00:20:48,214 ko je imel te�ave s Thomasom Becketom. 304 00:20:48,335 --> 00:20:52,486 Sedel je s pijanima vitezoma in zakri�al: 305 00:20:52,574 --> 00:20:55,724 "Kdo me bo re�il nadle�nega duhovnika?" 306 00:20:56,733 --> 00:20:58,485 Kaj? 307 00:20:59,213 --> 00:21:01,567 Bog se usmili. 308 00:21:01,652 --> 00:21:06,042 Rekel sem: "Kdo me bo re�il nadle�nega duhovnika?" 309 00:21:06,291 --> 00:21:08,122 Katerega? 310 00:21:08,171 --> 00:21:11,401 Canterburyjskega nad�kofa seveda! 311 00:21:12,770 --> 00:21:13,964 In potem? 312 00:21:14,050 --> 00:21:17,246 Sta ga �la ubit, seveda. 313 00:21:22,528 --> 00:21:24,758 Lotimo se posla. 314 00:21:24,808 --> 00:21:25,877 Posla? 315 00:21:25,928 --> 00:21:27,883 Baldrick se je pozanimal, 316 00:21:28,007 --> 00:21:31,204 kako lahko s tem delom kaj zaslu�im. 317 00:21:31,367 --> 00:21:35,200 Izbirate lahko med �tirimi donosnimi podro�ji. 318 00:21:35,326 --> 00:21:40,160 Kletve, odpustki, relikvije in prodaja spolnih uslug redovnic. 319 00:21:40,285 --> 00:21:44,118 Prodaja? So ljudje, ki pla�ajo za to? 320 00:21:44,244 --> 00:21:46,394 Tuji poslovne�i, druge redovnice... 321 00:21:46,524 --> 00:21:48,515 Za�nimo pri odpustkih. 322 00:21:48,644 --> 00:21:53,433 Zdi se dokaj po�teno. Dobi� to, za kar si pla�al. 323 00:21:53,563 --> 00:21:57,635 Za�ne se z odpustki za govorjenje s polnimi usti, 324 00:21:57,682 --> 00:22:00,070 ki jih podpi�e kuratov vajenec. 325 00:22:00,161 --> 00:22:02,231 Koliko to stane? - Dva kamen�ka. 326 00:22:02,281 --> 00:22:04,431 Nato pa vse do tega, 327 00:22:04,561 --> 00:22:06,676 ki je odpustek za vse: 328 00:22:06,800 --> 00:22:10,872 Umor, pre�u�tvo, razkosanje prijatelja ali sorodnika. 329 00:22:10,999 --> 00:22:13,957 Kdo pa tega podpi�e? - Oba pape�a. 330 00:22:14,079 --> 00:22:15,591 Fino. 331 00:22:15,718 --> 00:22:20,473 Podobno je s kletvami. To sem dobil za pol jajca. 332 00:22:20,598 --> 00:22:23,065 Kletve. "Dragi sovra�nik, 333 00:22:23,197 --> 00:22:27,075 kolnem te in upam, da se ti zgodi nekaj neprijetnega, 334 00:22:27,196 --> 00:22:29,949 na primer, da ti na glavo pade �ebula." 335 00:22:30,036 --> 00:22:31,991 Ta ima najni�jo tr�no ceno. 336 00:22:32,115 --> 00:22:34,834 Ta je vredna �tiri dukate. 337 00:22:34,955 --> 00:22:38,344 "Bodita ti in tvoja vrsta od Gospoda sovra�ena." 338 00:22:38,474 --> 00:22:40,430 "Postani oran�en 339 00:22:40,554 --> 00:22:44,626 in naj ti glava odpade v neprimernem trenutku." 340 00:22:45,353 --> 00:22:47,707 Pa to res deluje? - Da. 341 00:22:47,832 --> 00:22:49,550 Res? - Ne. 342 00:22:51,952 --> 00:22:56,422 Preidimo k relikvijam, imamo mrtva�ka obla�ila iz Turina... 343 00:22:57,751 --> 00:23:02,699 Vino s poroke v Kani, trske s kri�a 344 00:23:02,830 --> 00:23:06,060 in predmete, ki jih je izdelal Jezus, 345 00:23:06,149 --> 00:23:08,105 ko je �e bil tesar. 346 00:23:08,149 --> 00:23:13,984 Stojala za pipe, �ajne mizice, stojala za torte, opore za knjige, 347 00:23:14,427 --> 00:23:16,418 razpela, 348 00:23:16,507 --> 00:23:22,376 �ahovnica, posode za sadje, vodoodporni sandali... 349 00:23:23,266 --> 00:23:26,177 Tega �e nisem dokon�al. - Sramota! 350 00:23:26,305 --> 00:23:29,217 To so ponaredki! - Da. 351 00:23:29,345 --> 00:23:33,576 Kako bodo ljudje vedeli, katere relikvije so prave? 352 00:23:33,704 --> 00:23:35,898 Ne bodo. V tem je bistvo. 353 00:23:36,023 --> 00:23:40,096 Vseh ne boste mogli prevarati. Poglejte. 354 00:23:41,782 --> 00:23:45,411 Tu imam pravo relikvijo. 355 00:23:45,542 --> 00:23:47,133 Kaj je to? 356 00:23:47,261 --> 00:23:51,617 Kost iz prsta na�ega Gospoda. 357 00:23:51,660 --> 00:23:55,016 Stala me je 31 srebrnikov. 358 00:23:55,340 --> 00:23:58,934 Ljubi bog. Pa je prava? - Je, gospod. 359 00:23:59,699 --> 00:24:02,337 Baldrick, videti si osupel. - Sem. 360 00:24:02,378 --> 00:24:05,211 Mislil sem, da jih prodajajo le v �katlah po deset. 361 00:24:05,338 --> 00:24:07,692 Lahko bi vam dal enega od svojih. 362 00:24:07,817 --> 00:24:10,411 Prsti gredo dandanes za med. 363 00:24:10,537 --> 00:24:14,290 Toda najhitreje se �e vedno prodajo nosovi. 364 00:24:14,416 --> 00:24:18,328 To je paket najrazli�nej�ih svetih nosov. 365 00:24:18,455 --> 00:24:22,243 Jezusov nos, nos sv. Petra... 366 00:24:22,375 --> 00:24:25,047 Nos sv. Fran�i�ka... 367 00:24:25,774 --> 00:24:28,572 Ne, to je od Device Orleanske. 368 00:24:28,614 --> 00:24:31,764 Prekleti cerkovnik! Mu bom �e pokazal! 369 00:24:35,332 --> 00:24:37,323 Mu bom �e pokazal! 370 00:24:39,652 --> 00:24:42,245 Pozdravljeni. - Dober ve�er. 371 00:24:42,371 --> 00:24:44,726 �elita? 372 00:24:44,851 --> 00:24:47,523 No, pri�la sva 373 00:24:47,570 --> 00:24:52,802 ubit nad�kof... ...ove sovra�nike. 374 00:24:52,889 --> 00:24:56,676 Bojiva se, da je v nevarnosti. - Res? Zakaj? 375 00:24:56,768 --> 00:24:58,759 Kaj pa vem... 376 00:24:58,808 --> 00:25:02,595 Je morda dobri kralj jezen na nad�kofa? 377 00:25:02,647 --> 00:25:03,841 Slu�ajno... 378 00:25:03,927 --> 00:25:08,761 Lahko bi poslal dva pijana viteza, sve�a iz kri�arskih vojn, 379 00:25:08,806 --> 00:25:12,081 da se mu ma��ujeta. 380 00:25:12,205 --> 00:25:15,436 Prav imate. Ne bi bilo prvi�. 381 00:25:16,245 --> 00:25:19,316 Oprostita, presli�al sem vajini imeni. 382 00:25:19,364 --> 00:25:22,753 George de Boef. - Me veseli. 383 00:25:22,883 --> 00:25:24,839 Justin de Boinod. 384 00:25:24,923 --> 00:25:28,437 Sva pijana viteza, sve�a iz kri�arskih vojn, 385 00:25:28,562 --> 00:25:31,793 in opravljava nalogo za kralja Riharda. 386 00:25:32,522 --> 00:25:34,193 In sicer? 387 00:25:34,321 --> 00:25:37,438 Kot re�eno, sva pri�la ubit... 388 00:25:37,481 --> 00:25:39,357 �as... 389 00:25:40,200 --> 00:25:42,475 do naslednje vojne. 390 00:25:43,640 --> 00:25:45,994 Ponj grem. 391 00:25:48,159 --> 00:25:52,436 Baldrick, dva viteza spra�ujeta po nad�kofu. 392 00:25:52,478 --> 00:25:53,672 Mojbog. 393 00:25:56,677 --> 00:25:58,588 Menihi. 394 00:25:59,797 --> 00:26:02,515 Gospod, nekaj vam moram povedati. 395 00:26:02,636 --> 00:26:07,470 �e gre za nune iz Uppinghama in sve�niku, sem �e sli�al. 396 00:26:07,515 --> 00:26:10,950 Ne, zunaj sta dva mo�a, ki sta vas pri�la ubit. 397 00:26:11,274 --> 00:26:12,463 Kaj? 398 00:26:15,674 --> 00:26:19,791 Zelo mi je �al. Preverit grem, kaj ga zadr�uje. 399 00:26:19,913 --> 00:26:21,062 Prosim. 400 00:26:22,512 --> 00:26:25,709 Kaj se dogaja? - Ubit sta nas pri�la! 401 00:26:25,792 --> 00:26:27,509 Be�i, no! 402 00:26:27,551 --> 00:26:31,987 Le ker sta malo lep�e oble�ena, domneva�, da sta morilca. 403 00:26:32,110 --> 00:26:35,500 Mojbog, nimamo izhoda! 404 00:26:35,630 --> 00:26:40,305 Na pomo�! Bog nam pomagaj! 405 00:26:53,906 --> 00:26:56,625 Zaspali so. 406 00:27:05,664 --> 00:27:09,975 Verjetno so od�li po skrivnem prehodu do samostana. 407 00:27:21,501 --> 00:27:25,539 Sestre, trije mo�je so vstopili. V katero smer so �li? 408 00:27:25,660 --> 00:27:30,131 Mislim, da so �li tjakaj. 409 00:27:30,220 --> 00:27:32,608 Bog vas blagoslovi. 410 00:27:32,779 --> 00:27:38,774 �akaj! Tako oble�ena naju bodo prepoznali. 411 00:27:38,898 --> 00:27:40,217 Pridi, br�! 412 00:27:55,015 --> 00:27:59,246 Sestra, ali ste morda videli dva mo�na viteza? 413 00:27:59,374 --> 00:28:04,606 Ne, sestra. Kak�na �koda. 414 00:28:05,533 --> 00:28:08,251 Morda sta �la tja. 415 00:28:08,292 --> 00:28:11,250 Hvala. - Malenkost. 416 00:28:17,931 --> 00:28:19,682 Pa vendar... 417 00:28:20,410 --> 00:28:23,004 Mar ni sv. Pavel Efe�anom dejal... 418 00:28:23,650 --> 00:28:25,765 "�enske so kot netopirji..." 419 00:28:26,609 --> 00:28:29,362 "Pr�cej jih zasli�i�, nikdar pa opazi�"? 420 00:28:30,048 --> 00:28:32,482 Ne bi rekla, Sara. 421 00:28:33,208 --> 00:28:35,437 Greva pregledat spalnico? 422 00:28:35,567 --> 00:28:38,365 Da, mati prednica. Dober predlog. 423 00:28:43,846 --> 00:28:45,199 Dekleta! 424 00:28:45,326 --> 00:28:47,316 Dekleta! 425 00:28:47,445 --> 00:28:50,482 �e tiso�krat sem vam rekla, 426 00:28:50,525 --> 00:28:53,436 da je pretepanje v spalnici prepovedano! 427 00:28:53,484 --> 00:28:58,876 Katera je kolovodja? Ti! Da, ti, preprosto dekle! 428 00:29:02,082 --> 00:29:06,439 Mojbog! Canterburyjski nad�kof! 429 00:29:06,642 --> 00:29:08,597 Mo�ki! 430 00:29:09,721 --> 00:29:13,872 Saj lahko pojasnim. 431 00:29:16,280 --> 00:29:19,191 In to, mila dama, je vse. 432 00:29:19,279 --> 00:29:21,429 �e torej povzamem... 433 00:29:21,559 --> 00:29:23,514 Ko ste bili imenovani za nad�kofa, 434 00:29:23,558 --> 00:29:27,187 vas je navdu�ila predvsem lepota liturgi�nih obla�il. 435 00:29:27,318 --> 00:29:29,069 Kak�na vezenina! 436 00:29:29,197 --> 00:29:32,746 Ker se niste mogli upreti izprijenim sku�njavam, 437 00:29:32,877 --> 00:29:35,470 ste se za�eli obla�iti kot nuna. 438 00:29:35,516 --> 00:29:38,905 Nisem se mogel upreti perilu iz ra�evine. 439 00:29:39,035 --> 00:29:40,548 Razumljivo. 440 00:29:41,475 --> 00:29:46,912 Nato ste v to prisilili tudi �kofa iz Ramsgata in brata Baldricka. 441 00:29:47,034 --> 00:29:49,672 Gorje mi. 442 00:29:49,753 --> 00:29:52,904 Naposled ste napili dva viteza 443 00:29:53,033 --> 00:29:57,548 in ju zvabili v nunski samostan na brezbo�no orgijo. 444 00:29:57,592 --> 00:29:59,548 Tako je. 445 00:29:59,672 --> 00:30:04,301 Prepri�ali ste me, zato vam moram povedati, 446 00:30:04,431 --> 00:30:09,550 da sem pape�ema napisala priporo�ilo za va�o izob�itev. 447 00:30:09,630 --> 00:30:13,258 Nikoli ve� ne boste canterburyjski nad�kof! 448 00:30:13,309 --> 00:30:15,186 Jojme. 449 00:30:15,269 --> 00:30:18,977 Dovolj, sestra Sara. Mislim, da ga je izu�ilo. 450 00:30:19,228 --> 00:30:20,627 Prosim? 451 00:30:23,627 --> 00:30:26,778 Pojdi, gre�nik, v pogubo! 452 00:30:58,981 --> 00:31:01,369 Br�! Samostan gori! 453 00:31:02,580 --> 00:31:06,288 Kopit topot onstran poljan, 454 00:31:06,419 --> 00:31:10,331 ljudje, zaprite br� otroke. 455 00:31:10,458 --> 00:31:14,337 Pazite me�a se ta dan, 456 00:31:14,458 --> 00:31:18,132 saj bo prelil krvi potoke. 457 00:31:18,257 --> 00:31:21,931 �rni gad, �rni gad, 458 00:31:22,056 --> 00:31:25,968 na vrancu jezdi �e. 459 00:31:26,095 --> 00:31:30,054 �rni gad, �rni gad, 460 00:31:30,175 --> 00:31:34,326 zelo nevaren je. 461 00:31:34,774 --> 00:31:38,527 �rne rokavice ima, 462 00:31:38,653 --> 00:31:42,565 iz jekla �rno sramno mo�njo. 463 00:31:42,692 --> 00:31:46,446 In konj je �rn kakor no�, 464 00:31:46,572 --> 00:31:50,325 a no� manj �rna od posode. 465 00:31:50,451 --> 00:31:54,125 �rni gad, �rni gad, 466 00:31:54,250 --> 00:31:58,003 pretkan kot sto lisic. 467 00:31:58,529 --> 00:32:02,283 �rni gad, �rni gad, 468 00:32:02,409 --> 00:32:06,083 grozljivi ti mo�ic. 469 00:32:06,648 --> 00:32:08,320 Jojme! 470 00:32:08,368 --> 00:32:11,916 Kako pokvarjen je svet. - Prav res. 471 00:32:12,047 --> 00:32:15,038 Utrujena sem. Lahko gre�. 472 00:32:15,086 --> 00:32:18,044 Prav. - Jojme. 473 00:32:18,446 --> 00:32:21,721 Sklepam, da nocoj ne boste potrebovali samoroga. 474 00:32:21,845 --> 00:32:25,314 Ne. Nocoj ne, Sara. 475 00:32:32,700 --> 00:32:34,691 Prevod in priredba Luka Pieri 33982

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