All language subtitles for Undercover.Party.Crasher.2025_[English] (SUBRIP)

What's up? Hey, how are you?

All good. Nice to see you.

Wonderful, hi.

That scumbag doesn't even bother to hide
that he's a mobster.

But he's going down soon,
and my gut tells me it'll be tonight.

Denise, for us to prove he's in charge
of the whole scheme, we need evidence.

This guy's going down tonight.

Dad, stop dancing! Come on!

- You haven't signed my travel consent.
- Daddy's closing a deal.

- Go away, Dad!
- Don't cry! Daddy's little cutie.

What a brat.
A crook with a spoiled daughter like that.

Enjoying the party, Ms. Branca?

The cargo is all in the warehouse.
Why is it taking so long?

I'm waiting for the green light
from my clients in Brasilia.

But the police are on your tail.
What if you get caught?

Even if I go to jail,
the weapons will get to our client.

They'll get a copy of the coordinates
to the warehouse.

Wouldn't you rather give me
the coordinates? I can handle everything.

As much as I trust you with my life,

it's safer this way.

The coordinates will be safe with someone
not even the police can touch.

After this party, I'm going to disappear.

Just until things are okay in Brasilia
and the merchandise crosses the border

and is finally at the disposal
of my clients.

I mean, our clients. Cheers.

- He's running away. I'm going in.
- Denise, no!

- Let's call for backup.
- He'll be long gone by then.

We'll lose track of him
and never know who has the weapons.

- You're being impulsive.
- I'm going in now.

- Denise...
- Keep me on comms.

Damn it!

Denise, where are you going?

Where are you going? Are you insane?

Terrible idea.
Get back here before it all goes to shit!

- This was a surveillance mission.
- Jaime, don't be a scaredy cat.

You can't break in
without orders from higher up.

Denise, come back here.

Denise?

What's going on?
Did you punch someone? Come back!

Denise, come back!

If you're not going to help,
don't get in the way.

What's up, everyone?

I can hardly wait
to get wasted in Porto Seguro!

I'm going to dance so much!
I've even started practicing the routines.

Kisses! I'll post some more soon.

Silvio's going to his office alone.
There's still time to get out

- Where are you going, Denise?
- Everything's under control.

Freeze!

You're not going getting away today.

Silvio Quintella, you're under arrest.

And you... are on fire.

- Where's the water!
- Water?

Where's the water?

Where's the water?

UNDERCOVER PARTY CRASHER

Denise made two serious mistakes.
She exposed the operation

and let a suspect
we had been tracking for months get away.

He knew we were on to him.
That's why he fled.

He left the coordinates to the weapons
with someone.

And we don't have
the faintest idea who that is.

He said it was someone untouchable.
A politician, maybe?

- A judge?
- Enough!

I'm done with your assumptions.
You're being suspended.

- What?
- You'll be taking unpaid leave,

going through an internal investigation,
you probably being discharged.

- That's really bad, right?
- Three legal jargons in a row.

- You bet it's bad.
- I won't go on leave, you never do.

- We're very different.
- Dad!

- Chief Genaro.
- You're dismissed.

In my office, Denise.

Happy now?

You had to be stubborn and make a mess
and now you're in trouble.

- Why are you so strict with me?
- I have to be!

Do you know all the jokes
I have to put up with?

- So it's harder for your daughter?
- Of course!

There are so many jobs,
and you had to chose the same as mine.

- I'm paying the price.
- You had to be the best.

But that doesn't matter now.
You're suspended.

Now, get out of here, clear your desk,

- cool down and think about what happened.
- Dad, this is my case.

Was. Past tense.

And if it had been more simple,
it could still be yours.

Now, leave.

Hang on, is this that teddy bear
that came with the victim's finger

No, it looks like it, but it's not.

I lost him, Jaime.

- I can't believe it.
- I told you, right?

Now relax. You're on leave.

I'll relax when I see Silvio in jail.

You're obsessed.
You need some new friends.

- Let's go out, have a drink.
- You know I don't drink.

- Go on Tinder.
- Never!

- No way.
- Then let's go have a drink at the bar.

Bar, Denise. Denise, bar.

Look, it's crowded.

Good bars are always crowded.

Here. These seats are just for us.

Hey, how's it going?

Excuse me. I need to see your ID.

- Why?
- The bar is for people over 18.

- Do you think I'm a minor?
- I can't risk it, miss.

"Ma'am," please, not "miss."
And say it nicely.

- Just show him your damn ID.
- Why didn't you ask for his, too?

- Thank you very much, ma'am.
- A beer, please.

Can you play pool?

That guy had no doubt you were over 40.

I owe all my wrinkles to you.

Listen, if you help me catch Silvio,

- I'll get us Botox injections.
- Who said I want Botox?

Just a little bit, it's preventive.
You don't have to look like Silvio.

Hey, is his daughter
already full of procedures as well?

I don't think so, she's a minor.
She needs permission even to go to...

Jaime, that's it!

- She has the coordinates.
- Nonsense.

It's obvious. Think about it.

Her dad trusts her.
She's untouchable since she's a minor.

So, he leaves the coordinates
with her in Porto Seguro,

away from the investigations,
and waits for the dust to settle.

So there's nothing we can do, thankfully.

Yes, there is.
I'm going to Porto Seguro.

- And you'll help me.
- Me? No way, count me out.

- You're the only one I can count on.
- Your dad's going to kill you and me.

Look, it's my last chance
to get my reputation back.

- And the coordinates.
- Right. What are you going to do?

Follow her to Porto Seguro and say,

"Hi, angel. By any chance, did your dad
give you evidence of a crime?"

No. I'm going to infiltrate this trip.

- Right along with the teenagers.
- How will you do that?

- By being Ms. Denise, the monitor?
- Jaime, come on, look at my face.

- Even he thought I was a minor.
- You're crazy. I'm out.

Come on, Jaime! You owe me a favor.

- What favor?
- I can't remember right now.

But we've been friends
or a long time, I'm sure you owe me one.

Mission Porto Seguro.

to approach Silvia Quintella
and get the coordinates.

Do you know how risky this is?

Risky? It's not risky at all!

Listen, I have a degree in axé music.

I'm an expert in Bahia culture.
Relax, it will work.

Since you're here,

find a makeup video tutorial
for me on the Internet.

Make sure it's modern, cute.
Good for the beach.

Come on, Bob!

Then, to smooth everything out,
we'll use this brush,

which we used to apply the foundation.

This is so hard.
The girl must be an artist.

- I see smoke. Is that normal?
- It is.

You're going to burn my hair.

- How do I type with these nails?
- Your dad's going to kill us.

Me and you. He's going to kill us.

Am I doing it right?
Or he might decorate us

after we take down this scheme
and arrest Silvio.

- Why don't you use the brush?
- It's faster like this.

If you're really doing this,
I've made a list of Silvia's friends,

- so you can keep up.
- Like, a spreadsheet and all?

A ton of screenshots.
Don't take it for granted.

Don't overdo it,
or you'll be like Mumm-Ra.

And these kids don't even know
who that is.

- Even I don't know who Mumm-Ra is.
- You don't?

"The Ever-Living!"

Who does that on purpose?
It's spread evenly, look.

How do I look?

I'm ready!

This won't work.
The kids will see right through you.

- Relax. Just chillax.
- No one says "chillax" anymore.

Well, I do. So does my dad.

Seriously, man. Relax.

Take it easy. Chillax, peeps.

Hi, peeps! It's going to work.

I'm ready.

This hotel is great, right, Bee?

Just how I wanted it.
A peaceful honeymoon.

Porto every day!

Music, booze, and lots of depravity!

Porto every day!

Music, booze, and lots of depravity!

Porto every day!

Music, booze, and lots of depravity!

That's just what we needed.

Come get your T-shirts
and write your names here.

Here. Don't forget the bottle.

- One for you. Hello.
- Hi.

And one for you.

- How about this?
- Too small.

- There. Write your name here.
- Hi.

Guys, I'm so glad you're all here!

I love your bag! Is it new?

You toned your hair, right? For the trip.

We're going to drink later, okay?

Guys, remember that here
no one belongs to anyone.

Girl!

- Girl.
- Hi.

- How are you? I'm glad you came.
- Yeah.

I love your outfit.

- You do?
- I love it. See you at the pool later?

- Yeah!
- Cool.

Don't forget your T-shirt.

Weird.

Who's that girl?

Hi, peeps.

This trip is totally slaying, right?

In fact, I'm totally shipping this pool.
I'm going in.

Girl, why are you talking like that?

- How?
- First, "shipping" isn't about you.

You ship by shipping two things,
like a couple.

- And who says "peeps"?
- I know, right?

How old are you?

Seventeen.

With a face like that?
You need a skincare routine.

I'm a transfer student.
I haven't made any friends yet.

I hope you make some friends soon.

- Thanks.
- Good luck.

Hey, everyone!

Just so you know.

- Today's workout is done.
- Hi, Magno.

What's up?

How do you know Magno?

We met at the lobby.

Didn't you say you were new
and didn't know anyone?

- Yeah.
- Sweetie,

newbies go to the end of the line, okay?

- Oh, no...
- The boys have all been assigned.

Same goes for friends. No openings.

- Don't worry.
- You look great in this light.

- Beautiful.
- Shut up.

I'm going to take a picture.

I left my phone charging in my room.

Want me to get it?

Don't worry. What room are you in?

Room 250, upstairs. Why?

I thought it was on the first floor.
Kindness doesn't go up stairs.

- I don't mind. I'll be right back.
- No, girl. Stop!

The picture moment is gone, forget it.

Hold my key, please? Thanks.

Now, how about
we drop a beat to that weirdo?

- A huge beat.
- A beat?

- Beat it, girl!
- Beat it, girl!

Let's get out of here.

Bye, then.

I'll do it the hard way, then.

Oh, my God!

- What are you doing, girl?
- I was trying to take a picture.

This is the perfect angle.

- I see.
- Of the view. Look.

Great picture.

I'm going back to my room this way,
it's closer.

- If you don't mind, I'll close this now.
- Sure, go ahead.

- Privacy, right?
- Excuse me.

Bye. Goodness.

Nice!

- What the heck?
- What are you doing here?

Two minutes here
and the room's already a mess.

- You tell me.
- Under what authority?

What did you get? What are you hiding?

- Me? Nothing.
- Yeah, you. What did you take?

- You took something.
- No, I didn't.

- A lipstick?
- Yeah, a lipstick.

These rich kids don't value
what they have.

Didn't think I'd be monitored.

You're a cop, right?

- No. Why would you say that?
- I know a cop when I see one.

I've been arrested four times,
including for shoplifting some lipstick.

- Candy lipstick.
- Now you're stealing real lipstick?

I just came to get some makeup,
I've run out.

Boca Rosa is pricey, Virginia is polemic.
Have you seen the foundation thing?

- No.
- No? Because you're a cop!

- I just haven't.
- Who hasn't seen it?

- Me.
- Admit it, and I won't tell.

Hey, come back here.

- Why are you pretending to be a teenager?
- I am a teenager. I am.

- This woman is not a teenager!
- Be quiet!

- She's an adult!
- Shut up!

Listen, enough already.
Be quiet, or I'll arrest you.

So you are a cop. I knew it.

But if you were just making an arrest,
you'd have done it by now.

I think you're here
for something off the record.

From what I can see,
you actually need to blend in, right?

If you needed something,
you'd get it and leave.

Maybe even on a speedboat, like MacGyver.

- Do you know MacGyver?
- I have...

I'm also a bit older than them.

But unlike you, I know how to blend in.

Teenagers are all about complicity.
You must aim for their sense of loyalty.

I know them well.
I can teach you some things.

- Know them how?
- Girl, I do this every year.

I eat, party, and drink for free.
And I leave with a ton of souvenirs.

Like tourist in a duty free shop.

- Like a criminal, right?
- Listen here.

If I help you, you can't arrest me. Right?

Hey, guys! How's everyone doing?

We're all here
at our first party in Porto Seguro!

It's so great, guys! Seriously.
We're having so much fun.

Keep watching my stories.
I'll be posting everything for you.

Kisses.

That wig is ridiculous.

It's my style, okay?
I need different disguises.

Check it out. I need to socialize
with those peeps.

First off, you're not going to say
"peeps" or "socialize."

Now, you have the chance to learn
from an expert. Watch.

You need to learn
how to read those kids, sister.

I'm not your sister.
I'm not friends with a criminal.

- I'm being nice, trying to help...
- I'm being nice, not arresting you. Sis.

Oh, with that good humor
you'll really socialize well.

Sorry, my bad.

What were you going to teach me?

Right. Jota is like the gang's PR guy.

He decides who can hang out with them.

If you want to get close to Silvia,
he needs to approve.

The short, petite girl,
is like a sharksucker.

She's always attached to the shark,
but she'll never be a shark.

That kid over there is just a momma's boy.

He wants to be a life coach
and teach people how to be successful,

even though he never had to work hard
for anything. And Silvia.

- Silvia.
- The boss.

She's a spoiled brat who thinks
the world revolves around her.

All she wants
is to get her father's attention.

A typical teenager with an absent father
who's never been to therapy.

You never had therapy either?

- Never mind.
- Okay.

Now, pay attention. Let me show you
how to make a memorable entrance.

Girl, this lipstick fell from your bag.

- I wanted to return it.
- I can't believe it!

I don't know how I'd live
without this lipstick. Hold it.

- I'm Silvia, but you probably know that.
- Of course.

Actually, we know each other. From school.

I have a scholarship, so no one
talks to me. Everyone ignores me.

No way, girl. I totally remember you.

Yeah, we had a class together.
Remember? It was...

- Chemistry. Pythagorean theorem and stuff.
- Chemistry. Right.

- Do you know my friend Denise? Dê.
- What's up, peeps?

Great fam.

- Are you enjoying the party? It's so fly.
- Every cool girl has a weird friend.

Enza, back off! Anyway,
we're hitting Alcohol Street.

- Want to join us?
- Sure!

Count me in. What's the deal?

Drink until we pass out?

Let's go! Drink until we pass out!

Let's go, damn it.

I have a confession to make.
I've never had a drink.

There's a first time for everything.

And this is a great place to get drunk.

How will getting drunk help me?

You'll drink with her tonight.
Tomorrow, you'll talk about tonight.

Next thing you know, you guys are besties.

Go to the mall, the movies.

- In a month or two...
- I don't have that much time.

Then drink.

- Babi.
- Wagner.

- What's up?
- What's up?

- What's up?
- You tell me what's up.

Let's do it? Before I regret it.

Can I see your ID, please?

- She's my age.
- She's of age, right?

In that case, what can I get you?

- The house special.
- Oof... Like that?

- Hey!
- Hey.

- Are you drinking?
- Of course.

See? Great, a small cup.

One shot of mint vodka.

One shot of cachaça.

And to top it off,
one shot of La Criminosa.

- The best tequila in town!
- Trust it.

- I drank this the first time we hooked up.
- Now, just suck it.

- What's your name, girl?
- Denise.

Let's see how long it takes
for Denise to suck a dick!

- Go on, Denise, suck the dick!
- Suck it! Suck it!

Denise is sucking it!

Only one left.

Don't use your teeth.

Denise sucked three dicks in 35 seconds!

- So, how do you feel?
- Chill.

Chillaxed.

Now I am happy, so happy. All because...

Touch it, go ahead.

Cutie! She's such a cutie!

- Girl, come over there with me.
- Girl, hold on.

Girl, have some self-respect.

Look. Capoeira! Let's play!

Looks like someone can't handle her booze.

She had not drank in a while.

- Damn it!
- I'll get it.

Girl, you use braces?

Imported invisible braces.
My dad's going to kill me.

Here. I found it.

She's fine. She's fine.

Now, we have to find the location, right?

The coordinates for the weapons
or whatever you're looking for.

I just can't get over the fact

that the guy would involve
his teenage daughter in a criminal scheme.

- I don't get it either.
- She's so young...

- Is that Jaime? Give it to me.
- Yeah.

- Hi.
- You're up! I was chatting to your friend

- about yesterday. Things didn't end well.
- What do you mean?

Of course it did.
I made friends with everyone.

- With a kick in the face.
- I'm looking at the stories.

You're a meme now.

Listen, Jaime. I'll get close
to the target and go down hard.

Silvio has powerful friends.

With no evidence, Genaro
is being pressured to drop the case.

No! Hold on! I'm going to find
the coordinates. I'm close, I'm here.

- I'm afraid we're running out of time!
- Running out of time? Denise?

Out of time for what?
Are you talking to her?

- Running out of time for her break.
- Give me that.

Where are you, Denise?

- Where am I?
- Trancoso.

Trancoso. I'm in Trancoso.

You need to tell a believable story.
You'll go back with a tan.

- What's that voice? Who's there with you?
- A friend I made here.

Babi! How's it going?

You made a friend on your trip?
Come on, that's not true.

I just need to know
how much time I still have.

- Leave time.
- Just focus on the next 72 hours.

The next 72 hours are crucial
for your entertainment.

- I have 72 hours.
- What's the hurry?

I need to hang up. The signal here is bad.

- Kisses, Jaime!
- It's really bad!

- Kisses, Jaime! Kisses, Mr. Genaro.
- I can't hear you!

Bye, ladies.

I love them. They're great.

Wait up, Denise. Don't forget your sarong.

Your back isn't 17 years old anymore,
you know that, right?

- I'll worry about it when I'm 60.
- You might never leave your 30s.

As my dad used to say, "Running like that
may never get you there."

- Did he pass away?
- No.

- Why did you say "used to"?
- I stopped listening to him.

Everything had to be his way,
it's been like that my whole life.

- The chief's daughter has to behave.
- "The chief's daughter"?

You're Chief Genaro's daughter?
Wow, he sounded so nice.

Nice and demanding. I do everything right
and he never approves.

- He disapproves of everything you do.
- Yeah.

So, while you're pretending
to be a teenager,

I'm on a mission to prove to my boss
I can do my job.

- You mean, your dad, right?
- "Boss," for the sake of the mission.

Well, I live by the YOLO philosophy.

- What's that?
- You Only Live Once.

- And here I was opening up...
- So am I, Denise.

And it's exactly by living,
enjoying the moment and having fun

that you'll go unnoticed
and get what you want.

That makes sense.

I'll never drink again.

Every teenager says that.
"I'll never drink again."

I've lost any chance I had with Silvia.
It's all over.

- She won't even remember last night.
- She will. She wasn't that drunk.

She wasn't, but you don't matter
that much to her.

She must've forgotten already.

- Hey.
- Hi.

- You were saying?
- Wow.

Now, she's not my friend anymore.
We're even.

Forget friendship. We're on a mission.

Speak for yourself.
I'm here to savor Porto Seguro.

I'll start my day with a mimosa,
enjoy the free refills.

They left.

Kids always post where they are.
Just wait.

Guys, is there more?

Good morning, guys! How's everyone doing?

Today is a beautiful day.

The sun is merciless in Bahia.

My enemies must be having a terrible day.

Not that I have any enemies.
Of course not.

Sisterhood always.

Hashtag, girl power!

- Sil!
- Come on, girl!

I'm coming!

Hi. How are you?

I'll catch up with you later.

- How long have you lived here?
- Since I graduated high school.

As soon as I got here,
Evenstar spoke to me.

She said I belonged here
and that I should stay,

instead of going back
and doing whatever adults do.

So, that's your story?
A start spoke to you?

- Evenstar is the town's fortune teller.
- Babi!

- Dalva.
- Denise? How are you?

- How does she know my name?
- She's Evenstar, Denise.

She read my hand
as soon as I got here, said I was lost.

"Was"?

Then she offered me a room
in her boarding house.

As long as I paid in advance.

It was a scam, you know that, right?

At least I got to stay here.

Come on, Evenstar.
Show me where that girl is.

Guys, let's get some braids?

Braids, Silvia? White as you are?

Isn't that cultural appropriation?

I think if we were in São Paulo,
it would totally be, and I'd be canceled.

But here in Bahia? It's all good.

- Don't say I didn't warn you.
- I want a henna tattoo.

A henna tattoo? I want a real one
of a red scorpion right here.

It'll go all the way down, you know?

- You're a Scorpio, right?
- I am.

This is the right beach.

She must be close.

- Look. It's them over there, right?
- Yeah.

Great.

Can I get a coconut, please?

- What are you doing?
- I'm setting up my base.

You're the field agent. I'll stay here.

- You're clueless.
- Let's redefine "clueless"

because I'm not sure I get it.
Was I suspended from the force?

Am I disguised as a teenager?
Thanks, honey.

And on top of that, looking
for something totally unknown

- and investigating a crime with no proof?
- The evidence is here. I'll find it.

- I love paddleboarding.
- I'm sure you do.

They're leaving.

Let's go, Babi!

- I can't even finish my coconut.
- Wait up!

- Aren't you going to pay?
- Pay him.

I forgot my wallet. Pay him, Denise.

You're shameless. Do you accept cards?

- This is Bahia, miss.
- Here.

- Debit or credit?
- Credit.

- Tap?
- No, stick it in.

The signal is weak here.

- Want a receipt?
- No. Thanks.

Where are they? Where?

See what you did? They left! Wait.

She didn't post anything.

I bet one of her friends did.
Check their profiles.

We look away one second
and these kids vanish.

That girl is such a birdbrain.

She copies everything Silvia does,
but worse.

But it works. She's always beside Silvia.

How cool! I love it!
Can you do my hair like that?

Hi, guys.

Dad!

Dad?

Where are you? I can't hear!

Shouldn't you call back?
Dads always worry.

My dad always worries.
Doesn't yours, Babi?

- A lot.
- You should try to call.

Hi, SIl!

Twinsies!

Let's go, girl. Jota said
there's a huge line for the waterslide.

Thanks, girls. Kisses.
It's all paid for. Bye for now.

- Bye.
- Bye, girls.

What waterslide?

So?

No way. I'm terrified of heights.

- Scared of heights, you?
- Yeah, I have my fears too. I'm not going.

You're not going? Then hold my things.

Sil! Girl!

Sil!

I'm with a friend over there. Thanks!

Wait up, mister. Any lime popsicles?

Let me get my credit card.

Thanks.

Hang on. Denise!

What's your PIN code? Denise!

Try again.

Hello? Dad?

- I'm in line for the waterslide.
- No?

- Denise!
- Did you seriously call just to ask

- if I'm wearing that hideous thing?
- Denise!

Yes, I am.
I've had it on me the whole time.

You're such a pain, Dad!
You left your own party,

and now you want to control me
from I don't know where! Bye!

- Denise!
- What are you doing here?

What is it?

What? So annoying!

Denise!

This is not good.

Relax. She fell in the water.

- You slammed into her, but no harm done.
- Rhyming right now won't help.

- No need for the attitude.
- I'm pissed.

I lost her trust for good,
and I won't be able to get...

the thingamajig!

- You think it's in the necklace?
- Of course!

Do you know any teenager who wears
the same accessory every day?

Right. She's had that necklace on
since day one.

That alone would be weird.
Now her dad calls to ask about it?

And the plot thickens!

The person the police can't touch
is Silvia,

and the coordinates are in the pendant!

- You're really good at this.
- Hey, girls.

- I'm promoting Humping the Alligator.
- A show?

It's our annual dance competition.

- You can win a prize.
- I love axé music.

- So do I.
- I doubt it.

- Give me your number.
- Why?

Here you go.

I'll send a QR code with all the info.

- I'll see you there. Bye.
- Bye.

I do like axé music,
I've always danced it, since I was a kid.

I danced axé, salsa, merengue.

I believe you, but after the pandemic,

all the dances from Humping the Alligator
are from TikTok.

- Oh, fuck.
- I know.

- What do you mean, Jota?
- Silvia, I'm not getting on stage.

I'm a terrible dancer, I told you.
Whenever you see a gay person,

you automatically thing they can dance.

Let's normalize gay people
who can't dance!

- But I want to win the prize.
- Then go dance by yourself.

I'm in shock
because of the waterslide incident.

Please, I'm a mess, and everything hurts.

- And whose fault was it?
- You slammed into me!

Now, get up on that stage
and shake your stiff ass

until you win the prize.

What's up, Porto Seguro?

Are you ready to Hump the Alligator?

This year, the winning team will get

an exclusive schooner ride
with banana boat rides and much more!

Make some noise for our contestants!

The green team!

The blue team!

The purple team!

And the yellow team!

- Whoever screws up the routine gets...
- Eliminated!

All right, let's see who will go first.

Johnny, from the blue team!

And competing against Johnny,
we have Sandrinha, from the green team!

Hit it. DJ!

Oh, he messed up!

- Now he's going to be...
- Eliminated!

Let's see who's going to compete
with Sandrinha now.

Come on up, Zezé, from the purple team.

Welcome, Zezé. Hi it, DJ!

Stop the music, DJ.

- She messed up. She's been...
- Eliminated.

The only one left is Denise,
from the yellow team.

Come over here, Denise.

To celebrate 20 years
of Humping the Alligator,

give it up for the Sheilas!

Now, Denise and Zezé,
you'll dance with the Sheilas.

It's your time to shine.

Hit it, DJ!

Zezé is clueless
when it comes to axé music.

Congratulations, Denise!

The winner of the 20th Annual
Humping the Alligator Dance Competition.

And now, Denise and the Sheilas!

Denise is killing it, guys!

Give it up for Denise! She nailed it!

Applause!

Denise is our girl!

She's our girl!

Silvia, watch out!

Let go!

Hey! Watch where you're going, girl!

- I was chasing a thief.
- Jeez! There's nowhere safe.

- Amazing.
- Denise.

Thank you.

Thank you so much.

You saved a family treasure.

No worries.
I know those things are priceless.

A thief on an expensive trip like this
is not cool.

- I'm a little jittery.
- Don't worry. You're okay now.

We're having a slumber party in my room.
Want to come for some drinks?

Yeah, I'd love to. Sure.

All right, I'll see you tonight, girl!

Can I come too? We go everywhere together,
like you guys. She's my Enza.

- Yeah, okay. Kisses!
- Kisses.

- See you later.
- "Yeah, I'd love to."

- That girl is awful, right?
- She's awful.

- You killed it up on stage.
- I told you I loved axé music.

- Such a good dancer.
- And we're going to a slumber party!

- We do.
- Youths!

This is the new trend

That I'm going to teach you

Under the rope

You'll have to go through

My God, what a dream!
I've never been so happy to be old!

You sound like an old lady,
but look like a teenager.

- It's funny.
- Ever heard of privacy, girl?

I need to get ready too.
You're taking forever in the shower.

Privacy? Look at the size
of this bathroom.

See? Having a little fun doesn't hurt.

Yeah, but there's no room for fun
in the career I chose.

I could tell
by your friend Jaime's tone of voice.

In fact, shouldn't you keep him
updated on what's going on here?

I should.

But I'm so close to getting what I want.

I'll deal with that later.
First, I need to be sure I'm right.

Okay. Since you've got to prove
a ton of things to a ton of people...

To make up for a ton shit I did.

- There's that too.
- Yeah.

Let's go? Get ready
for this slumber party?

We're going in our PJs and leaving
with the mission accomplished.

- With the coordinates in our "handy".
- "Hands".

- Right? "Hands."
- It's a meme.

What do you think?

Your butt looks flat, but they're pajamas.

- I was aiming for "smart casual".
- And ended up with grandma's PJs.

This is my first slumber party.

My God, Denise!

You never drank, never dated,
and never went to a slumber party?

Where have you been this whole time?

I'll show you the penal law workbook
for the Police force.

What's up, girls?

- Slumber party?
- Yeah, want to come? It'll be cool.

I'll take a raincheck.

Press the button, girl.

- The button.
- Yeah, okay.

- You going to bed this early?
- I need to be up early.

- I'm doing Tai-Chi on the beach tomorrow.
- I didn't know people still did that.

They do it so early, everyone's
still sleeping so there's no record of it.

- Goodbye.
- Bye.

Bye...

- Come on, girl.
- I'm coming.

I'm so glad you guys came!

Welcome to my suite.

I'm so happy.

We've prepared some things for the party.
Some drinks, snacks...

I hope you guys like it.

- Beautiful, right?
- Beautiful.

Thank you so much for saving my life.

- And my necklace.
- No worries.

By the way, where is it?
You never take it off.

After it almost got stolen,
I put it in the safe.

Listen up, everyone!

Look what I brought to liven up the party.

- Finally.
- Let's go!

These kids are going to get wasted.

- You too.
- Let's play Truth or Dare?

Yeah!

- Can you open safes?
- I'm no professional criminal.

We'll have to improvise.
Say you're going to pee and get in there.

I'll get the combination.
Just do your part.

Guys, I'm going to the bathroom

to see if I picked some nice panties.

You never know
what can happen in Truth or Dare.

Let's start, then? Come on!

Let's go!

I'll start.

The booze goes in,
and the truth comes out!

Denise!

Truth or dare?

Truth.

Do you have crush on someone?

- Tell us.
- I lied. I choose "dare".

Chug! Chug!

My turn, Silvia.

Spin the bottle first, sweetie.

I was going to.

- Shit.
- What?

Enza, truth or dare?

- Truth.
- What's Silvia's date of birth?

What? Are you serious?

She's testing you
to see if Enza is really your friend.

- I know. It's...
- February 12th, 2007.

NOT THE BDAY

Okay, I'll go again.

Yes!

What's your zip code?

- Which one?
- All of them. Start listing.

Chug!

- Your license plate?
- I don't drive.

The car you ride in.

Go, Jota!

You dad's birthday?

Go, Silvia! Go, Silvia!

Jota, Jota.

I choose dare.

Come here. It's a heart.

- Say a six-digit number.
- What do you mean?

The first that come to your head. Go!

Lick it! Lick it!

Just lipstick on my cheek!

- Just a little kiss!
- I ship that couple!

Didn't Babi go check her panties?

Bodysuit. Bodysuits take forever.

Let's take a break from drinking
so we don't get wasted.

- Agreed?
- Good idea.

Okay. I'm putting my braces away.

I'm gonna order us a little something
to eat in the app.

Girl, what's the password again?

I've told you a thousand times!

It's an S.
Three, one, four, six, nine, seven.

Blocked for 15 minutes?

Why do you have a playlist called "Magno"?

Because he made it when they hooked up.

- Magno?
- You hooked up and didn't tell me?

No, no.

It was me!
I just got the stories mixed up.

You got the stories mixed up?

Let's get back to the game.
Sit down, sweetie. It's my turn.

Denise, how many boyfriends have you had?

I've never dated anyone.

I can choose "dare" now, right?
I don't have to tell you more.

Kiss Magno, then.
Since he and Silvia are just friends,

- you won't mind, right?
- No.

Of course not.

Go ahead. Kiss her.

Kiss! Kiss!

If that's the "dare"...

Kiss! Kiss!

No!

She likes Bertinho.

- Yes!
- What?

- The Humping the Alligator guy?
- Isn't he a bit old?

He's so hot.

He's not all that. He just tones his arms.

You know he's staying at the hotel, right?

- Yeah, room 252. I know because I...
- Let's go knock on his door.

No, come on.

- Denise is going to kiss him!
- No.

Let's all stay here, we can play again!

- Denise is going to kiss him!
- Let's play again!

- I was kidding, I swear!
- It's just a kiss, don't be silly.

- Denise is going to kiss him!
- Lower your voices!

- Someone called me!
- Wait, there's one thing missing.

Lift up her hair, Jota.

A lucky charm for this special moment.

I know you love that necklace.

- Let's take a selfie.
- It does look good.

- Okay, enough.
- Great, can we go back then?

It's your time to shine, Denise. Come on.

The guy is asleep.

Didn't you say you'd never kissed?
Now's your chance.

- Hi.
- Hi.

Roberto.

- You can call me Bertinho.
- Bertinho.

I wanted to see if you'd like
to go for a walk with me.

At 4:00 in the morning?

Who is it, Bertinho?

Sorry, I have to go.

Sure. I'm sorry. I'm really sorry.

- Good night.
- Good morning.

Good morning.

Excuse me.

No, let me. I'll talk to her.

Chief Genaro.

I...

Dad.

I screwed up, Dad.

I have to take responsibility
for my actions.

I have to admit I made everything worse.

I made it all worse.

My plan to come here
and pretend to be a teen went really wrong

I got ahead of myself.

Now, everything's a huge mess.

You know what I want?

I want Bertinho.

He could be just a hot guy,
but he's super nice too.

He's a nice hottie.

But there was a lady in his room.
Anyway...

Here's the thing,
you can do whatever you want.

- If you want to fire me, that's fine.
- Delete that message.

My dad's right.

I was impulsive, as usual.

You're in no condition to say that.

Who are you to tell me what to do?
It's all over.

It backfired on me.

And I betrayed a new friend for this, too.

Will she hate me forever
for arresting her dad?

Of course. But it's for a greater good.

Want to know what's worse?

It's just a necklace.

- There are no coordinates?
- Nope.

But now we're Silvia's friends.
Let's go back...

Why does it matter to you?
You're not even a cop.

You're just someone who fakes being young
cause aging scares you

Oh yeah? And you play a know-it-all
to mask your uptightness.

- At least I know what I want.
- You'll die alone. And a virgin.

Is everything all right over here?
Do you need help with anything?

Sorry to interrupt your dinner.

Can we buy you guys a drink?

Sure, I'll have a drink.
I haven't had any...

You won't get the coordinates
before we do.

- Wait, you guys were on...
- It's obvious, right?

What couple would come here
for their honeymoon on Senior Year Week?

Look. You need to help us
get those coordinates.

You don't know who you're messing with.
I'm a federal agent.

Oh, we know.

Let me tell you something,
just because I really like you.

It's a secret, okay? Don't tell anyone.

I'm on an undercover mission.

Quiet!

- We shouldn't have drank with the kids.
- Sure, that's why we're here now.

Look, even though we're here on business,
we are a real couple.

Newlyweds. In fact,
we're on our honeymoon.

Why on earth would you have
an outlaw honeymoon?

- Now, be quiet, you two.
- No funny business, okay?

Hello? Hi.

- Did you finish the job?
- We're just about to.

Listen, we need to renegotiate the deal.

This was supposed to be a simple theft.
Now other crimes are added to the list.

I need you to find the coordinates
before Silvio comes back from hiding.

If he thinks he can trick me,
I'll trick him first.

- But, ma'am...
- I'll pay double the amount.

Sure. Okay, then. Bye.

I told you!

Sorry about what I said.
I was a little tipsy. I still am.

I screwed up.

At least my mission was accomplished.

- What do you talking about?
- Look at you, Denise.

Apologizing for being a little tipsy.

"I screwed up." Can you be
more of a teenager than that?

I think I was in a hurry to grow up.

I never enjoyed my teenage years.

As for me, this is my last year
as a 17-year-old. I'll go straight to 30.

- Actually, 28.
- It's a big difference.

Look on the bright side. It was epic.

It really was.

There was shouting,
drinking, kicks in the face.

I had to get Silvia's braces in the sand
and put it in her mouth. I never knew...

Imported invisible braces.
My dad's going to kill me.

That's it, Babi!
The braces are the thingamajig.

For sure. I hope they at least
straighten her teeth.

- Because there's an expression line...
- No!

The coordinates are in the braces.
That's what she hates to wear.

Thanks for making our job easier.

We're the ones ripping those braces
out of her mouth now.

How?

You get the braces, and no one gets hurt.

What's stopping me from reporting you?

My gun. And Bee's gun,
who'll stay here with your friend.

If you don't cooperate...

No, Bun. I'm not cutting her throat.
A gunshot is the best I can do.

I'm sorry, but Bun and Bee?

For honey bun and honey bee.

But gunshots are so loud.

Okay, you can choose: loud or dirty?

Killing someone requires one of the two.

Thankfully, you won't have to kill anyone.

If you cooperate.

You deserve an ankle monitor!

- And you deserve this!
- Let's not get carried away

by our emotions.

Hurry up.

How's it going, my man?

- Buddy!
- What's up, champ?

- Champ, really?
- Hi. Go ahead.

You two over there.

Jota, can you hold my hand?

Hurry up before I throw you off the boat.

- Girl, you never give up, do you?
- Is everyone aboard?

I don't see Denise and Babi.

Not a day goes by
without a kid going missing. I'll go look.

Don't leave without me!

Wait for Afonsinho to come back!

- He's a great guy. I like him.
- Let's go.

Where could they be?

Hey, no one wants this to end badly.

Definitely. Especially me,
because I'm tied up.

So just lay low. No one needs to know
what's going on here.

Help! I'm being kidnapped!

Be quiet!

Excuse me. How weird.
Isn't this Denise's room?

- No. Wrong room.
- Help!

You made a mistake, for sure.
I'm on my honeymoon here.

How weird. This says
this is Denise's room. Who are you?

- I'm her mother.
- Her mother?

Something's not right.

You look more like her sister!

How crazy...

Let me get this straight.

You scheduled your honeymoon
with your daughter's school trip?

- Yeah. Bun, my husband is...
- Your new husband?

I see. I know how it is.

Kids have a hard time adjusting.
They can bond here.

Thank you for your kind words.

My daughter had the same experience,
but her mom remarried.

After the divorce, I never found anyone.
I'm totally single.

Denise!

Denise, don't do that to your mom!

It's a sin, Denise!

Stop fighting! Is that a gun?
Guns make me dizzy.

Don't do that. Please!
Respect your parents. It's biblical.

Not the lamp. Careful,
you're going to hit me. I'm sensitive.

I'm going to be sick. My blood pressure!

Nice swerve! Again! My God!

I know what you're going through,
there's no need for this!

I'm an educator. I studied it!

That's not how you settle things!

Kindness begets kindness.
Violence begets violence.

Love begets love.

You kicked your mom! Jesus!

- If she moves, you know what to do.
- I don't. Denise?

I just came to get you for the boat ride.

Your mom deserves to have a love life too

- What's wrong with this generation?
- Don't move.

Don't try anything. Move.

- Hi, Dad. I can't talk now.
- I know everything, Denise.

- I figured. Sorry about the message.
- Message?

You're all over social media.
Our Intel has a TikTok account.

I take full responsibility.
I found the coordinates.

This is our chance
to save your reputation.

I'll worry about my reputation later.
I need to save my friend

- But what is your priority now?
- Exactly.

Thank you!

Babi!

What's up? Where's Dê?

- Dê?
- Yeah.

She's in her room. She needs help.

Damn.

- Emotional hangover sucks.
- Yeah.

And Magno? Have you seen him?

Why? What do you mean?
What do you want with him?

Me? Nothing. I just heard
he wanted to hook up with someone.

- With Denise?
- With you, Silvia.

- With me?
- Yeah.

But you keep playing games,

pretending you're not interested.
So, he never makes a move.

Are you sure?
I mean, what if it doesn't work out?

What if things get awkward between us?

What if it does work out?

What if it's wonderful?

Okay! I'll talk to him.

Wait. Shouldn't you
take out your braces first?

If you guys kiss, and...

- Can you hold them for me?
- Yeah.

Thanks, girl. I'm going to make out today!

- Bye bye!
- Bye.

Hey, come back!

23-5-4-4-5-0-3.

Open up! I know you're in there. Come out!

- What's your problem, old man?
- Don't call me "old man"!

- I can't even memorize bag lock numbers!
- Come out.

Hand it over.

Give me that!

You swallowed it?

Spit it out!

The only way you'll get it
is over my dead body.

Killing you would be a hassle.
Now, get out in front of me.

Move!

Nice and easy.

- Have you seen Babi?
- Denise!

- She played cupid and left.
- What's up?

Excuse me.

Babi!

- Help! Denise!
- Babi.

The banana boat is here,

- Banana Boat.
- Let's go, guys!

There, there. Stay there!

Stay there! Move.

Come on.

- Police! Stop right there!
- How is she a cop?

- Are there teenage cops?
- Of course not.

- She's over 30, for sure.
- That's awesome.

- You're under arrest, Bun.
- If you shoot, I'll shoot.

And don't call me Bun.
Only Bee can call me Bun.

- And where's my wife?
- Let her go and I'll tell you.

Listen here. I do need her,
but I don't need her alive.

- Drop your gun.
- All right.

- I'll put it down. Easy.
- That's it.

- That's it, very good.
- Look at me.

If you surrender now, we can still talk.

You want to talk? Okay.

Come on, say your last words. Go ahead.

I just want to say it was all worth it.

For me, too.

Meeting you on this trip
was worth way more

than scamming teenagers.

Meeting you and becoming friends
mattered way more than my mission.

No one believed in me.
You were the only one who did.

I think you're the only real friend
I've ever had.

"You're my friend, my bestie."

You're going to lose
your friend right now!

YOLO.

- Got it. Back off.
- YOLO indeed.

Hey, easy! Those meddling teens.

No matter what happens, honey bee,
I'll wait for you.

He did it. He did the whole thing.
And on our honeymoon!

See, Jota. Even criminals
find love in Porto.

If we're still single at 25,

- let's get married?
- You don't give up, do you?

- When we're 70, okay?
- Make it 35.

Fifty, final offer.

I really ship the two of you.

- Time to explain yourself.
- I...

I'm a cop. I came here
to investigate Silvia's dad.

I'm sorry for not being
totally honest with you.

But my mission here
was to arrest your dad.

Even I couldn't handle
my dad's schemes anymore.

- I'm sorry.
- Well, I'm not.

Are you dating already?

Nowadays kids post it
on Instagram to make it official.

- I didn't see anything.
- Let's post some stories...

- Right? Of us in paradise.
- No, not stories. I want a photo.

I want a pinned post on your feed.

I don't want my picture to get lost
among all the others.

- Yeah, right?
- Right.

- Let's go?
- Let's go.

- So, you really have to leave?
- Yeah.

The evidence was lost.
I need to explain what happened.

The evidence was not lost. No.

I just forgot to tell you. I have it.

No way. Seriously? Where is it?

Well, I need some time
before I can give it to you.

If you have some laxative...

- Maybe even a suppository.
- Denise!

Denise, I...

I'm sorry, okay?

I was tripping. I thought we could
have something. I'll stop bothering you.

- Hey, I heard your message.
- What message?

I want Bertinho. He could be just
a hot guy, but he's a super nice hot guy.

- I know I deserve...
- Cancel that message.

Oh, boy. I sent it to you.
That was meant for my dad.

I guess I blew my cover.

- What about the lady in your room?
- My cousin.

Is she really your cousin
or a fake "cousin"? There's a difference.

Denise is making out!

Get off!

The cargo is being loaded
as we speak. According to schedule.

POLICE
BRAZIL

- I'm a man of my word.
- On the ground!

Don't move.
You're under arrest, Silvio Quintella.

- Thanks.
- So, how was your leave?

- Honestly? It was wonderful.
- Great!

After many years, thanks to you,
the scheme was finally dismantled.

As much as I hate to admit it,
the truth is you were right,

- and I was wrong.
- Chief Genaro... I mean, Dad.

Denise, I couldn't be prouder of you.

After your promotion,
we'll be working even closer.

- Promotion?
- No more mandatory leave.

- We've got a lot of work to do.
- Dad, listen.

I'm here to hand in my resignation.

- Your resignation?
- Yeah.

Truth is, I became a cop to impress you.
Even though I learned a lot here,

- I'm ready to learn other things.
- But, honey,

you only get a chance like this
once in a lifetime.

Exactly.

YOLO.

Thanks, Dad.

- I knew you'd come back.
- I had to come back.

Evenstar always gets it right.

YOLO!