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Well, we have time for
one more caller. Roz?
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We have Ed on line three.
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Hello, Ed, I'm listening.
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Ed? Ed?
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Well, we seem to have lost Ed.
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Let's take another caller.
On line four we have...
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Roz?
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Roz?
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We have...
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Eye... Lean.
Oh, Eileen.
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-Hello Eileen, I'm listening.
-Dr. Crane...
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I've been very happily married
for twenty years...
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...and I wouldn't dream
of cheating but lately...
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...when we're making love I find
myself fantasizing about...
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-...people other than my husband.
-Well, that's perfectly normal.
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It's quite normal to spice up one's
love life by imagining a tryst with...
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-...a sports figure or a movie star
or... -Or a radio psychiatrist?
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-Excuse me?
-It's your voice, Dr. Crane.
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You must have the most
sensuous voice on earth.
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Oh, I don't know, Eileen.
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I've never seen your picture.
Would you mind describing yourself?
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Oh, well I don't really
think that's appropriate...
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-I'll do it.
-Roz, I don't think...
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He's about six-one, with a granite jaw
and the broad shoulders of a marine.
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He's been wearing
his hair short lately...
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...but that only accentuates
his cobalt blue eyes...
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...his chiseled cheekbones
and his full, provocative lips.
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Wow! Thanks Roz.
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And thank you, Dr. Crane.
I'll be thinking of you tonight.
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With any luck, twice!
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Well, this is Dr. Frasier Crane feeling
a little red in his chiseled cheeks.
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Till tomorrow then,
this is KACL 780 AM.
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Roz, that was quite
a flattering description.
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You know, just out of curiosity...
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Were you just helping
that lady with her fantasy...
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...or do you really
see me that way?
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You really don't
know, do you?
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Frasier, I am so attracted
to you, I always have been.
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Your looks, your voice...
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You don't know how many times
I've wanted to strip naked...
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...and hurl myself
at that glass partition...
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...like a bug on a windshield.
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-Are you through?
-Well, ask a stupid question!
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All right Roz,
I will see you tomorrow.
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Hey, aren't you going
to the staff meeting?
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No, no, no, just tell them
that my aunt died.
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I'm off to her lawyer's now,
she put me in charge of her memorial.
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-Oh, I'm so sorry.
-Oh, don't be.
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She was a dreadful old harpy.
Life around her was miserable.
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That should look nice
on her headstone.
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Well, I don't mean
any disrespect but...
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...the entire time I knew her
she never said anything to me...
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...that wasn't scornful,
derisive or contemptuous.
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So how come she made you
in charge of her memorial?
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I was her favourite!
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-Evening all.
-Hello.
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Dad, I thought we
had an agreement.
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Eddie doesn't roll
around on the sofa...
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...and I don't throw him
in front of a bus!
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-Hello, Daphne.
-Oh, hello Dr. Crane.
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-Will you be joining us for dinner?
-If it's not too much trouble.
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It's Maris's night to
host her book club...
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...and they are more comfortable
not having a man there.
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Yes, apparently Niles makes
the ladies self-conscious.
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Well, I sat in on
the last discussion...
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...and Mrs. Esterbrook-Kindred
developed a facial tic...
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...every time she had to
say the word "Balzac."
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So how did it go with
Aunt Louise's lawyer?
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Did you get the old bat's
affairs straightened out?
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Ask her yourself.
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Apparently, it was
Aunt Louise's wish...
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...that Niles dispose of her ashes.
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Now the pressure's on me to
find the perfect place for her...
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...to rest for eternity. I haven't the
faintest idea what to do with her.
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Why don't you just
flush her down the toilet?
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-Mr. Crane, you can't do that!
-Why not? She loved the water.
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Oh, oh, that's it: the beach.
Oh, no, no, she hated seagulls.
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And vice-versa.
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Oh, oh, oh... no!
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It doesn't matter where I pick...
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...you know it's not going
to be good enough.
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Whatever I did she
always found fault.
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Remember when I used
to mow her lawn?
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Yes, what about the
Christmas tree I bought her?
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The ashtray I made at camp?
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"Is that the best you
can do? It wobbles!"
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I wish I had that ashtray now!
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-So when's the memorial service?
-It's two weeks after tomorrow.
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Lucky lucky me, her last request
was that I deliver the eulogy.
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Oh come on now, you can handle it.
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You just stand up there
and say a few nice things.
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There aren't any!
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Then just make them up. Everyone
lies a little in eulogies.
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No Daphne, I refuse to invent
virtues the woman didn't have.
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I'll just have to find something
good I can honestly say about her.
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Good luck! She was nothing but
a crabby, tight-fisted old pain.
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All she ever did was sit around
that house day after day watching TV.
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She kept that same old
cruddy furniture all her life.
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What?
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Oh, remember how she always
used to complain about the winters?
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Oh yeah.
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Every year she was going to take
a trip to the South Pacific.
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It was her big dream.
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But would she spend
the money? Nooooo.
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She just sat around
whining all the time...
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...about how she'd like
to be in a warmer climate.
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My guess is
she finally made it.
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I think it would be terribly
bad to go through life...
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...having a secret dream
and never fulfilling it.
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You'd never do anything silly
like that, would you Mr. Crane?
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-What're you talking about?
-Oh, I don't know.
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Perhaps a little something involving
a certain shoebox you keep hidden.
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-Shoebox?
-Forget it, it's not important.
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Oh fine, if you don't want to
talk about it, don't talk about it.
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It's only something you've given
over thirty years of your life to.
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Hey, I didn't tell you that so you
can go around blabbing it to everyone.
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-Tell us, dad, what's in the
shoe box? -Nothing, all right?
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All right, all right.
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It's just some songs I wrote...
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-...for Frank Sinatra.
-And he keeps them in his shoebox.
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I think your work here is done.
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Dad?
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Your mother and I used to
listen to Sinatra all the time.
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I know most of
his songs by heart.
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I guess I got it into my head one day
that I'd try to write a song myself.
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I'd be at the station
house or on a stakeout...
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...I'd get an idea and pretty
soon I had a shoebox full.
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I used to imagine your mother and I
seeing Frank in the stands in Vegas...
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...and he'd open the
show with one of my songs.
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Oh gee, dad, why did you
never tell us about this?
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-Because it is stupid. They
were no good... -Oh...
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And don't bother to ask,
I'm not letting you see 'em.
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Here they are. Just like
I told you, in his shoebox.
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-They're quite good if you ask me.
-"You are the song my soul would sing."
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-Very poetic. -"You make my
heart go ring-a ding-ding."
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That was during Frank's
ring-a-ding period.
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Lord, this shoebox
is full of them.
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-"I didn't mean to hurt her, she made
me lose my mind". -Hey, lemme see that!
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No, that's just some confession I took
from a guy. The lyrics are on the back.
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Anyway, I never finished them.
They were never any good.
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Well, except this. I gotta admit...
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...this has got "Frank Sinatra"
written all over it.
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"She's such a groovy lady."
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It's still got that nice
contemporary sound.
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So, why don't you send it
to old Blue Eyes?
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No, they're just words
scribbled on a piece of paper.
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The tune's in my head, I don't
know how to write it down.
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Well, Niles and I do. You've got
the tune in your head.
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Why don't you let us
write it down for you?
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We can finish this dream tonight.
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-It's just a dumb idea.
-Oh come on dad, really.
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Oh, you're wasting your breath
trying to convince him to do something.
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-Dad, come on.
-Come on now. Drop it.
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Yeah, you're probably right.
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You just sit there night
after night watching TV...
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...until the time finally comes
when we collect your ashes...
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...and scatter them over that chair...
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...where they'll probably go unnoticed.
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-All right, okay.
-You mean it?
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-OK, Niles.
-I get the piano.
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Okay, so boys...
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...the way I'm hearing the intro,
it goes something like this...
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Of course, it is your piano.
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No, no, it goes:
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-So it's like... -No, no, come
on, this is the big finish.
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Dad, dad, in Niles's defense,
after four hours your...
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...sound a lot like your...
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-Right, Niles, let's just try
it again. -All right. Like this.
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Yeah! That's it.
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-Yeah. Let's hear the chorus
one last time. -OK!
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Niles. Dad, I don't
mean to criticise.
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You know that "heidi-hiedi?"
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It sounds like Cab Calloway
sung backwards.
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-You got any better suggestions?
-Er, yes, yes:
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No, no:
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"She makes the bravest
cat go 'fraidy!"
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I've got it: "She could have
slept with Warren Beatty!"
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-Very nice Daphne, no. -Well,
I'm sticking with my one, keep singing.
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I'm sorry, I'm sorry,
I don't mean to quibble...
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...but it seems like her heart
is always going heidi-hiedi...
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...ringy-dingy,
or scooby dooby.
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-Look, I don't need another critic.
-Fine, perhaps a cardiologist?
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In all due respect...
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...I think I'm a little more
tuned in to what Frank likes...
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...and this is pretty close to
perfect the way it is. -Well?
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How about that! Thirty years
and I've finally finished it.
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Congratulations, dad.
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Thanks guys.
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Yeah, first thing tomorrow,
I'm mailing it to Frank's people.
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A little help from Lady Luck...
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...maybe they'll kick it upstairs
to the chairman himself.
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Oh Jeez! The service
is in an hour.
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Aren't you finished
with that eulogy yet?
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I can't even come up
with a first line.
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I got this old photo album, probably
one of her pictures might inspire me.
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How about this:
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"We all loved Aunt Louise,
even if the camera didn't!"
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Dr. Crane, you've been agonising
over this for two weeks.
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Perhaps it's time to start
bending the truth a little.
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No, I refuse to lie.
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I find it hard to
believe there isn't...
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...one nice story
you can tell about her.
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Maybe a cute little saying she used?
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I'm not sure that, "Stop crying...
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...or I'll give you something to
cry about" would qualify.
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-Where are you off to?
-Just going to go check the mail.
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I wish they'd just give him
an answer about that song.
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He must have made a hundred trips to
the mailbox during the past two weeks.
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Oh, bless you, Daphne. Are you sure
you're up to coming to the memorial?
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Oh, it's just a little cold.
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Besides, in my family, when there
was a funeral everybody went.
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I remember when
Grammy Moon passed on.
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My brothers had been off
on a three-day bender.
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They couldn't even stand on
their own - pissed as newts!
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But they crawled to that chapel
on their hands and knees.
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Very commendable.
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Yeah, well, they had an obligation.
They were the pallbearers.
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Hello, Daphne.
-Hello.
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Oh dear Lord, Niles, don't tell me you
haven't disposed of those ashes yet.
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Frasier, I have taken them
to a dozen locations.
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Fossy glade, a babbling brook,
a moonlit pond.
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None of them felt right,
what am I going to do?
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Well, winter's coming. The
sidewalks are always slippery.
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I'm having the same
problem with the eulogy!
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Oh, remember when this
photo was taken?
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the day Aunt Lousie took me to
Wilson's Meadow to fly a kite?
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It cost her 35 cents and
when it got stuck in a tree...
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...she made me climb up after it.
229
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I fell out, broke my
collarbone in two places.
230
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I think that's the only
time I saw her laugh.
231
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Frasier! I think she might
be happy there!
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00:15:22,547 --> 00:15:24,850
Niles, I think you might be right.
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And even if she's not,
let's still do it.
234
00:15:28,570 --> 00:15:32,470
-Any news about your song?
-Nah.
235
00:15:32,880 --> 00:15:34,107
Listen, we better get started.
236
00:15:34,142 --> 00:15:36,345
All right. Perhaps
I'll have some inspiration...
237
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...on the way over in the car.
238
00:15:37,750 --> 00:15:40,750
And Wilson's Meadow is on the way.
We can stop and scatter the ashes.
239
00:15:40,950 --> 00:15:42,317
Well, this sounds like a family affair.
240
00:15:42,352 --> 00:15:44,950
-Maybe I'll take my car and meet
you there. -All right, let's go.
241
00:15:45,230 --> 00:15:46,995
Wilson's Meadow is
the perfect place.
242
00:15:47,030 --> 00:15:49,030
Aunt Louise, you've
tormented me for two weeks...
243
00:15:49,190 --> 00:15:52,390
and finally I've shown you
I can do something right.
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00:15:57,990 --> 00:16:00,090
Oh, shut up!
245
00:16:11,570 --> 00:16:14,370
Here, here, yes, yes. Perfect.
246
00:16:17,480 --> 00:16:21,980
There's something rattling in here.
Like some great grisly morata.
247
00:16:31,360 --> 00:16:33,960
What am I going to
say at this memorial?
248
00:16:34,140 --> 00:16:38,640
-Don't ask me.
-You write lyrics, don't ya? -Right!
249
00:16:38,940 --> 00:16:41,340
Tell that to Sinatra!
250
00:16:44,590 --> 00:16:46,952
Oh, dad, it's a good song.
251
00:16:46,987 --> 00:16:49,990
I even caught myself singing it
in the shower this morning.
252
00:16:51,870 --> 00:16:55,070
Just because you haven't heard
anything yet doesn't mean...
253
00:16:57,980 --> 00:17:01,480
-...you have heard something?
-Yeah.
254
00:17:03,130 --> 00:17:06,830
-This morning they rejected it.
-Oh, I'm sorry, dad.
255
00:17:07,500 --> 00:17:10,490
Oh, it's okay. Sinatra must
get thousands of songs...
256
00:17:10,525 --> 00:17:12,800
...sent to him. What did I expect?
257
00:17:19,570 --> 00:17:23,870
-Well, you know, at least you gave it
your best shot. -Yeah, I guess.
258
00:17:24,650 --> 00:17:26,665
I mean, sure it would have been
nice to hear it sung...
259
00:17:26,700 --> 00:17:29,950
...but hey, I finished it, finally!
260
00:17:31,260 --> 00:17:32,734
Yeah, I walked down that highway...
261
00:17:32,769 --> 00:17:37,260
...and climbed that mountain,
and reached for the stars.
262
00:17:39,190 --> 00:17:42,290
Oh sure, now I get hot!
263
00:17:45,270 --> 00:17:49,270
-I can't open the damn urn!
-Oh, you are so helpless!
264
00:17:49,480 --> 00:17:53,880
-For Pete's sake, give it to me,
give it to me. -I made it loose.
265
00:18:13,980 --> 00:18:16,980
It looks like Louise's
whole rest home showed up.
266
00:18:17,170 --> 00:18:20,470
It must be "Liver & Onions
Day" in the cafeteria.
267
00:18:21,150 --> 00:18:22,659
Apparently when they heard
it was Frasier Crane...
268
00:18:22,708 --> 00:18:25,750
... from the radio speaking,
the whole rest home turned out.
269
00:18:25,990 --> 00:18:29,990
-Can't wait to hear what he
has to say. -Neither can he.
270
00:18:31,290 --> 00:18:34,990
He's huddled in the rectory still
working on his first sentence.
271
00:18:36,400 --> 00:18:38,821
How did the scattering go?
Were there any problems?
272
00:18:38,856 --> 00:18:41,000
No, nothing important.
273
00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:54,800
Dear friends, thank you
all for coming today.
274
00:18:55,080 --> 00:18:59,480
I know how very deeply your
friendship was treasured by Louise.
275
00:18:59,710 --> 00:19:03,210
We are privileged to have
with us her favourite nephew...
276
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...one of Seattle's most eloquent
speakers, Dr. Frasier Crane.
277
00:19:08,080 --> 00:19:11,880
Dr. Crane has spent the
last fortnight reflecting...
278
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...on what
Louise meant to him.
279
00:19:15,030 --> 00:19:17,030
Dr. Crane?
280
00:19:20,790 --> 00:19:23,590
Well, well, well.
281
00:19:24,650 --> 00:19:27,650
What can I say about Aunt Louise?
282
00:19:28,590 --> 00:19:31,090
What can
I say?
283
00:19:34,720 --> 00:19:37,220
Louise...
284
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...touched us all.
285
00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:50,320
In fact...
286
00:19:50,520 --> 00:19:53,020
...she touches us still.
287
00:20:00,590 --> 00:20:02,990
Aunt Louise...
288
00:20:03,890 --> 00:20:06,890
...loved to teach
us all lessons.
289
00:20:07,180 --> 00:20:11,680
You know, it's hard to picture
her without hearing her saying,
290
00:20:11,910 --> 00:20:14,910
"I'm going to teach
you a lesson."
291
00:20:19,270 --> 00:20:22,570
What particularly comes to mind...
292
00:20:23,410 --> 00:20:25,016
...by the very way
she lived her own life...
293
00:20:25,051 --> 00:20:29,110
...she taught us how important it is...
294
00:20:29,500 --> 00:20:32,400
...to pursue our dreams.
295
00:20:33,300 --> 00:20:35,700
Whether we succeed or fail...
296
00:20:35,890 --> 00:20:39,090
...what really matters
is that we tried.
297
00:20:39,890 --> 00:20:42,590
And now as we say
goodbye to Louise...
298
00:20:42,910 --> 00:20:47,110
...a phrase comes to mind. It was
coined by my very own father...
299
00:20:48,020 --> 00:20:51,020
"She's Such A Groovy Lady."
300
00:20:52,910 --> 00:20:57,310
I said, "She's Such A Groovy Lady."
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