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♪ The Simpsons ♪
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{\an8}[groans]
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[school bell rings]
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[tires screech]
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{\an8}Okay, ladies.
Let's all take out this month's book.
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{\an8}Then open it, close it,
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{\an8}and break out the wine!
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{\an8}You're supposed to say "Whoo." [chuckles]
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{\an8}Luann, we're not feeling very "Whoo."
What we're feeling is "woo-oried."
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{\an8}This is an intervention.
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{\an8}I don't have a problem with drinking.
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{\an8}It's not the wine.
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{\an8}Luann, you have an addiction
to wine merch. [sighs]
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{\an8}And we say this out of love.
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{\an8}It's super annoying.
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{\an8}[all agreeing]
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{\an8}But it's such a fun way
of telling the world, "I like wine."
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{\an8}"Mom Fuel."
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"Corks are for quitters."
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{\an8}"Wine is the answer."
"What was the question?" [chuckles]
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{\an8}The questions is:
Do you want to live your life like this?
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{\an8}Oh, and I suppose all your throw pillows
just say nothing?
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{\an8}Anyway, it's not like it's hurting anyone.
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{\an8}Isn't it?
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{\an8}I'm the closing manager at Mom Goods.
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{\an8}I was injured
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{\an8}when you got into a fight
with another customer over an apron
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{\an8}that says "This is my wine bib."
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{\an8}Luann, we're here for you.
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{\an8}But being a funny wine mom is my thing.
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{\an8}I have absolutely nothing else in my life.
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{\an8}[sighs]
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{\an8}You like coffee, right?
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{\an8}What if your new personality was coffee?
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Coffee merch doesn't get me there!
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- Chocolate?
- "It's chocolate o'clock somewhere"?
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That makes no sense, Bernice.
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How about "proud slut"?
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I love it.
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And here is your very first merch.
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{\an8}- [Marge] Yay!
- [all laughing and cheering]
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Good bye, Malibu Stacy!
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- Good luck, Malibu Stacy!
- Miss you already!
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Good bye, all you
think-piece-inspiring Malibu Stacys!
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I'm going to the real world to find
the little girl who loves me the most.
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[sighs] I knew this day would co...
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And you're not here for me.
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Hi, Shauna!
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Um. Who are you, freak?
Besides a freaky freak, you freak.
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I'm Malibu Stacy. You're Malibu Stacy.
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I came here from Malibu Stacy Land,
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because a real girl
who plays with me needs my help.
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And that's you, Shauna.
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You still play with dolls?
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[gasps] No.
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It's okay to be complicated.
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As women, we can encompass multitudes.
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- Encompass my fist.
- [screams]
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Yeah! Get her!
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Get outta here and leave me alone, loser.
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I'm so sorry.
Meet me at home after school.
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We'll have a tea party.
I love you so much.
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[groans] You're not fighting me.
You're fighting your fears of growing up.
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[grunts]
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[groans]
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[yawns]
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Ah. Good night, Nelly.
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Mama, could you tell me a story?
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How about one
from the Kingdom of the Classy Ladies?
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Another one?
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Aw, please!
I never get tired of their adventures.
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Well, once upon a time,
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there was a beautiful princess
named Muntzeena.
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Oh, and she loved to dance with all
of her friends atop the glittery stage of...
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[Nelson] Lord Tracksuit's Manor!
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[Mrs. Muntz]
One fine eve, a party of Knights
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of the Order of the Bachelor
from the Valley of Silicon were there,
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tossing much gold.
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Did they bring a wizard with them
who could control the weather?
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Oh, they sure did.
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And boy, oh boy, did he make it rain.
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But treachery was in the air,
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as the evil princess, Rylee, with two E's,
stepped onto the stage
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bidding the troubadour play
Poureth Some Sugar Unto Me.
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But that's Princess Muntzeena's
frolicking ditty. Rylee stole it!
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Indeed.
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And, filled with righteous fury,
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Muntzeena removed her magical lucite heel
and chucked it at Rylee's stupid face.
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Ooh. Princess Muntzeena didn't get
docked two weeks' pay again, did she?
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No. Because the Keeper of the Door,
Sir Gordo of the Latin Kings,
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is fair, and wise
and kinda into older broads.
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So he banished Princess Rylee
to the Shift of the Morn',
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when all the princes
are sleeping off last night's potions.
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[Nelson] Then King Nelson came in,
stole all the ducats,
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and treated Muntzeena to lunch
at Krustyburger.
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Oh, my hero.
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No, Mom. You're mine.
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Ah, shut up.
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[both grunting]
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Fun fact about Jennifer Garner, Marge.
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She'll take a night at home with the kids
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over a Hollywood premiere
any day of the week.
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I told you that.
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Oh, I forgot the tampons.
Can you go grab a box?
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Shh!
[whispers] The checkout stranger can hear.
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They don't care what you buy.
Just get the tampons. We're in a hurry.
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{\an8}That's a "Happy Graduation" card.
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Oh! It's not... [whispers] ...those things?
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I guess I'm bad at shopping,
so you'll have to go get...
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- [whispers] ...those things.
- Ugh. Fine.
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Stop right there, Marge.
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Don't play dumb, Homer.
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Do you even realize all the
embarrassing stuff your wife buys for you?
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♪ Incompetent husband,
You weak little punk ♪
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♪ Your selfless wife buys creams
To soothe the rash on your junk ♪
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♪ Incompetent husband,
Just be a grown man ♪
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♪ She didn't flinch
When she bought you an XL bed pan ♪
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[both] ♪ You weren't even injured ♪
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[both] ♪ You weren't even sick ♪
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[both] ♪ Just too drunk
To make it to the can ♪
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♪ To the can, to the can
To the can, can, can ♪
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♪ Stop shaming me
In front of Hans Moleman ♪
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Oh, we're just getting started.
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{\an8}♪ Your fungus has infections
Your infections have the runs ♪
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{\an8}♪ Gassy nipples, crotch foot
Massive hemorrhoids on your buns ♪
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♪ You said they don't remember
Or care what we buy ♪
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♪ It's a little disconcerting
But I'm glad they're on my side ♪
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♪ She gets you meds for blood pressure
Cholesterol and gout ♪
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♪ I wanna get the tampons
But I can't figure it out ♪
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♪ Yes, you can, yes, you can
Yes, you can, can, can ♪
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♪ She texted you a photo of the brand ♪
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♪ Incompetent husband, we're so onto you ♪
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♪ You're only bad at doing things
You don't want to do ♪
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♪ You can't be this stupid
It's all just a ruse ♪
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Okay, okay. I'll do it.
I'll buy my wife tampons.
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Just tell me where they are.
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♪ Incompetent husband, aisle two ♪
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Breaking news. Smoke 'em if you got 'em.
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A ship carrying America's
entire supply of cigarettes
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has become lodged in the Panama Canal.
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R. D. R. D. R. D.
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[ship horns honking]
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Do you think the honking is helping?
'Cause I don't.
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Experts say the cigarette shortage
could mean months
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before shelves are restocked
and lungs re-blackened.
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{\an8}[grunts] I hope we have enough smokes
to last until this is over.
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{\an8}I'm sure we'll be okay
if we just pool all our cigarettes.
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{\an8}You know, share.
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{\an8}Yeah. Share. Share the cigarettes.
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{\an8}Thing is, I don't have any.
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{\an8}Yeah, me neither.
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Liar.
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Busted.
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Addict.
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"J'accuse."
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"J'accuse" you.
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- Aha!
- Aha!
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[both coughing and spluttering]
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[alarm beeping]
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Ooh. Hey there, handsome.
What's your name?
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Dr. Julius Hibbert.
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No, it's not.
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[sighs] Remember?
Tonight we're role-playing as strangers
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meeting for a tawdry one-night stand
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that my therapist says
will reinvigorate our marriage.
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I'm a man of science, not improv.
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Okay, okay. I'll give it a try.
[clears throat]
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Hello, stranger.
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Got any sexually transmitted
diseases I should know about?
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[groans] My name is Lavern McCray.
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I'm a lingerie model.
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Well, we have that in common.
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You're a lingerie model?
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No. Uh, my name is also Lavern McCray.
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I mean, Mavern "McDoLittle"?
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- Uh, I'm a doc...
- [growls]
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...documentarian of motorcycles
which I race for, uh, pleasure.
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Oh, Mavern, you're just full of surprises.
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Help! This man is choking!
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Is anyone here a doctor?
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Me. I'm a...
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[coughs] I'ma hoping you find a doctor
before it's too late.
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You want me to let a man die
to give our marriage a boost?
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It would be a start.
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Oh, my God. He's turning blue.
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I can help. I'm a French neurosurgeon.
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No, he's not. We're just role-playing.
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You said if I stayed in character,
we could have sex.
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I took an oath, woman.
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I deserve passion!
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A sad scene.
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Remember, if you're going to role-play,
play it safe.
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This has been a message from the
President's Council on Marital Role-Play,
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which does not exist because I'm only
pretending to be a spokesperson
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to turn on the men in this bar.
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Role-play, baby. I dig it.
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Fireman Stu is hot for you.
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I caught one.
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We caught you, Luigi.
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You've been smuggling diamonds
inside your four-cheese gnocchi.
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Being caught with loaded gnocchi
is no "gn-jokey."
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[whimpers] I want-a my mama.
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What you should want is a lawyer.
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How's about both?
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♪ She was making antipasto
With a chop-chop-chop-a ♪
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♪ When her baby boy was taken
By the cop-cop-cop-a ♪
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♪ With-a-out her son
She knew her heart would-a stop-a ♪
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♪ Life had given her a sock in the jaw ♪
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{\an8}♪ So she headed up to Harvard
Where they have a law school-a ♪
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♪ Her homespun wisdom
Made the stuffed shirts drool-a ♪
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♪ She no speak-a so good
But she's nobody's fool-a ♪
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♪ That's how she became "Mamma-at-Law" ♪
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It's-a not looking good, Mamma.
They gonna send me away forever.
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Counselor Mamma, your closing argument.
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[clears throat]
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Don't you dare take-a
my sweet, sweet, sweet baby boy to jail.
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You want to kill an old woman?
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- Uh, no.
- Oh, thank you.
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You're too skinny. Have some ziti.
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We find the defendant not guilty.
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{\an8}[applause]
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Next week on the Mamma-at-Law.
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Civil forfeitures laws
unfairly discriminate
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against low-income communities.
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You're too skinny.
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♪ Mamma-at-Law ♪
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[classical music plays]
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[Lunchlady Dora] I believe
every great dish is born of dreams.
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I'll often awaken with a new creation
fully formed in my head.
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Every morning, I go to the farmer's market
to get inspired.
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Each ingredient becomes a character
in the story of lunch.
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Today's story is, I have 14 bucks
and 500 kids to feed.
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Salt. Fat. Acid. Heat. No, thanks.
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{\an8}I've eaten in restaurants
all over the world,
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{\an8}and Lunchlady Dora is doing things
I never thought were possible.
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{\an8}Or legal.
237
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{\an8}Someone needs to stop her.
238
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Maybe the government?
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[Lunchlady Dora] When I present my food,
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{\an8}I want it to evoke an emotion.
241
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Panic.
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{\an8}[♪ "The Four Seasons: Summer"
by Vivaldi playing]
243
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[Lunchlady Dora] If I wasn't a cook,
I'd probably be a painter
244
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or a novelist.
245
00:14:16,647 --> 00:14:20,526
Some other job where I could drink vodka
from a mug and knock off by two.
246
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Narnia.
247
00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:38,585
All hail! Our queen has returned.
248
00:14:38,586 --> 00:14:41,421
Woodland friends, it is good to see you.
249
00:14:41,422 --> 00:14:44,340
How has the kingdom fared in my absence?
250
00:14:44,341 --> 00:14:48,094
The realm is troubled, milady.
And your wisdom is much required.
251
00:14:48,095 --> 00:14:49,721
By royal decree,
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we command that the roads
of our kingdom be improved,
253
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so that all may benefit.
254
00:14:55,477 --> 00:14:57,979
Whoa! Who's gonna pay for that?
255
00:14:57,980 --> 00:15:01,649
Oh. Hmm. [gasps] Ooh. What about this?
256
00:15:01,650 --> 00:15:07,323
For every spell cast,
we impose a tariff of one gold piece.
257
00:15:08,782 --> 00:15:12,201
You're aware that
that unfairly targets witches, right?
258
00:15:12,202 --> 00:15:15,455
This is why so many of us
are moving to other kingdoms.
259
00:15:15,456 --> 00:15:17,957
Well, you want better roads, right?
260
00:15:17,958 --> 00:15:22,003
And affordable housing
so you can live closer to work?
261
00:15:22,004 --> 00:15:23,671
Yes. Give it to us now.
262
00:15:23,672 --> 00:15:29,594
So the money for all that
has to come from somewhere.
263
00:15:29,595 --> 00:15:31,429
That's the kingdom's job.
264
00:15:31,430 --> 00:15:34,682
What about a property tax on moats?
265
00:15:34,683 --> 00:15:36,601
Oh, yeah. Soak the rich.
266
00:15:36,602 --> 00:15:38,436
That's your answer to everything.
267
00:15:38,437 --> 00:15:40,605
Calm down, my good people.
268
00:15:40,606 --> 00:15:42,649
You hear that? She called us "people."
269
00:15:42,650 --> 00:15:44,067
That's racist!
270
00:15:44,068 --> 00:15:45,860
Death to the tyrant!
271
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Sorry, people! I mean, subjects.
272
00:15:47,988 --> 00:15:51,074
I mean, citizens? [screams]
273
00:15:51,075 --> 00:15:55,621
Ugh! I can't even have fun
in my dreams anymore.
274
00:16:03,003 --> 00:16:04,922
So, hi.
275
00:16:05,506 --> 00:16:08,341
This is my first time
on one of these sites.
276
00:16:08,342 --> 00:16:13,972
I'm not really sure how this works,
but it's time to admit that I'm lonely.
277
00:16:13,973 --> 00:16:16,474
Janice passed away six months ago,
278
00:16:16,475 --> 00:16:21,187
and I'm finally ready
to open my heart to a new enemy.
279
00:16:21,188 --> 00:16:24,649
{\an8}We were at war for 50 years.
280
00:16:24,650 --> 00:16:27,402
Oh, God. What a nemesis she was.
281
00:16:27,403 --> 00:16:33,449
The most loathsome, sorry excuse
for a human being you ever met.
282
00:16:33,450 --> 00:16:35,368
May she burn in hell.
283
00:16:35,369 --> 00:16:38,162
I know you're not supposed
to talk about your ex,
284
00:16:38,163 --> 00:16:41,249
but that relationship is a part of me.
285
00:16:41,250 --> 00:16:45,503
{\an8}Anyway. Ever since I spit
on her ugly grave,
286
00:16:45,504 --> 00:16:46,921
I've been alone.
287
00:16:46,922 --> 00:16:50,008
I'm looking for someone
in my rage bracket.
288
00:16:50,009 --> 00:16:51,092
I'm not young.
289
00:16:51,093 --> 00:16:55,513
I don't have time to waste
exchanging passive-aggressive emails
290
00:16:55,514 --> 00:16:58,474
or shooting hostile stares
across the supermarket.
291
00:16:58,475 --> 00:17:00,560
I'm looking for a real commitment.
292
00:17:00,561 --> 00:17:03,354
If you think that could be you, reach out.
293
00:17:03,355 --> 00:17:07,735
{\an8}I just wanna make someone miserable
for the rest of their worthless life.
294
00:17:12,114 --> 00:17:16,285
{\an8}♪ Jesus hates your Prius ♪
295
00:17:16,827 --> 00:17:20,913
{\an8}♪ The Lord loves his V-8 Ford ♪
296
00:17:20,914 --> 00:17:23,249
{\an8}[siren honks]
297
00:17:23,250 --> 00:17:25,918
[announcer] We interrupt this program
for an emergency broadcast.
298
00:17:25,919 --> 00:17:28,671
A massive tsunami is headed
for Springfield.
299
00:17:28,672 --> 00:17:30,423
You have ten minutes left to live.
300
00:17:30,424 --> 00:17:34,386
So if there's anything you still need
to do on this Earth, now is the time.
301
00:17:41,769 --> 00:17:43,311
{\an8}Howdy, Helen. [chuckles]
302
00:17:43,312 --> 00:17:45,314
{\an8}Thought you didn't see-- [groans]
303
00:17:47,316 --> 00:17:49,943
Oh, hey there, Mrs. Lovej-- [grunts]
304
00:17:51,028 --> 00:17:52,446
[groans]
305
00:17:53,030 --> 00:17:55,199
[train whistle blows]
306
00:17:56,450 --> 00:17:58,202
Helen, are you okay?
307
00:18:07,169 --> 00:18:08,837
[Helen pants]
308
00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:13,550
Did I do something--
309
00:18:15,094 --> 00:18:17,428
[sighs] I can die now.
310
00:18:17,429 --> 00:18:19,972
[siren honks]
311
00:18:19,973 --> 00:18:22,391
[announcer] We have a clarification
to our previous warning.
312
00:18:22,392 --> 00:18:25,603
A tsunami of savings
is approaching Springfield
313
00:18:25,604 --> 00:18:27,855
at Costington's Red Tag Clearance.
314
00:18:27,856 --> 00:18:30,109
All is well and on sale.
315
00:18:31,443 --> 00:18:32,903
It's a great hobby.
316
00:18:33,862 --> 00:18:37,616
Very, uh, manly. Uh, I don't know.
317
00:18:38,158 --> 00:18:40,869
Thanks. Yeah. I enjoy it.
318
00:18:47,501 --> 00:18:49,586
Oh, Milhouse fell down.
319
00:18:50,170 --> 00:18:53,297
I think he's okay, but it looks like
the poor guy is about to--
320
00:18:53,298 --> 00:18:54,967
[Milhouse screams]
321
00:18:55,884 --> 00:18:58,428
Yes. Sweet music to my wallet.
322
00:19:01,473 --> 00:19:04,142
Oh, I was so sure it was gonna be Janey.
323
00:19:04,143 --> 00:19:06,394
She's coming off a two-sleepover weekend.
324
00:19:06,395 --> 00:19:11,190
Doesn't betting on bad things happening
to children feel just a bit wrong?
325
00:19:11,191 --> 00:19:13,234
I feel nothing and I'm fine with that.
326
00:19:13,235 --> 00:19:15,736
Someone just fell off the monkey bars.
327
00:19:15,737 --> 00:19:18,739
- [all gasping]
- Willie, we need an ID on the faller.
328
00:19:18,740 --> 00:19:21,033
- [Willie, over radio] It's Sherri.
- [all groaning]
329
00:19:21,034 --> 00:19:23,411
Oh, yes! Yes!
330
00:19:23,412 --> 00:19:26,330
[Willie, over radio]
Correction. The faller is Terri.
331
00:19:26,331 --> 00:19:28,332
Repeat. Terri.
332
00:19:28,333 --> 00:19:30,168
- [all groaning]
- Come to Papa.
333
00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:32,920
I... I can't be a part of this.
334
00:19:32,921 --> 00:19:36,632
Oi! Shut up,
ya debt-ridden chalk-sniffers!
335
00:19:36,633 --> 00:19:39,385
We have a middle finger on the playground.
336
00:19:39,386 --> 00:19:40,887
Who flipped the bird?
337
00:19:40,888 --> 00:19:42,972
Come on, weird foreign exchange student.
338
00:19:42,973 --> 00:19:45,099
[Willie, over radio]
I cannot believe I'm seeing this.
339
00:19:45,100 --> 00:19:48,978
The bird-flipper is Lisa Simpson.
340
00:19:48,979 --> 00:19:52,190
- [all gasping]
- Impossible. What were the odds?
341
00:19:52,191 --> 00:19:53,733
{\an8}500 to one.
342
00:19:53,734 --> 00:19:55,943
I'm so disappointed in you guys.
343
00:19:55,944 --> 00:19:58,154
Or should I say, for you guys.
344
00:19:58,155 --> 00:19:59,489
Yoink.
345
00:20:01,241 --> 00:20:02,950
Nice work.
346
00:20:02,951 --> 00:20:04,703
Pleasure doing business with you.
347
00:20:40,906 --> 00:20:45,243
[narrator] Every story needs a hero,
every hero has a beginning.
348
00:20:45,244 --> 00:20:47,663
Witness the rise of a legend.
349
00:20:49,873 --> 00:20:53,626
{\an8}You know that Jake from State Farm
kinda does it for me?
350
00:20:53,627 --> 00:20:55,295
{\an8}You wanna go upstairs?
351
00:20:56,046 --> 00:20:57,421
{\an8}Yeah. All right.
352
00:20:57,422 --> 00:20:59,633
{\an8}[dramatic soundtrack theme plays]
353
00:21:30,080 --> 00:21:31,081
Shh!
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