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November is maturity month.

The time when everyone makes decisions.

Four more months until Koro-sensei's assassination.

Is that octopus really doing career counseling?

Bitch-sensei!

In normal clothing...

Yes, normal cheap clothes.

I'm trying to fit into your normal world.

What? Do you want to see more skin?

She's actually sexier when she's covered.

She's matured...

Did you write this, Nakamura? Stop distorting my future!

A manly job doesn't suit you.

Nagisa,

let's go to Thailand or Morocco after we graduate.

I hear Thailand is popular now.

Why do you want to take that from me?

My future, huh?

What are we supposed to say to a monster who wants to destroy Earth?

My future...

‪THIRD YEAR SECOND SEMESTER PROGRESS REPORT ‪CLASS E NO.11 NAME SHIOTA NAGISA

NINTH PERIOD ROUND TWO TIME BY YADA TOUKA

TEACHER'S ROOM

You want to be a bureaucrat?

Working behind the scenes seems quite understated for you, Karma.

Remember how the politicians were useless after the earthquake?

I can't deny that.

But the country still kept functioning to a certain degree.

I realized that it was all thanks to the bureaucrats

‪who work in the background.

That's what I want to be.

Any problems?

No, it's the perfect job for you.

Terasaka, you should become a politician.

When loud straightforward idiots like you stand in the forefront,

it's easier for me to manipulate.

Manipulating me? You're so childish.

Seriously? A politician?

You want to become an ambassador?

Who knew you would come up with such a serious goal...

How rude!

Believe it or not, they used to call me a "genius".

I aced the sixth grade test in first grade and was always the top of the class.

But I wished I was normal. I wanted to become normal.

I wanted to laugh with my friends over bad grades.

So I got accepted here, but I kept acting stupid.

Then I turned into a genuine idiot.

Only after seeing my parents' tears of despair, did I realize what I'd lost.

But I still wanted to act stupid with everyone.

This class let me do both.

So thank you, Koro-sensei.

‪CAREER FORM ‪NAME: SHIOTA NAGISA

Everyone seems like they're not thinking, but they actually are.

I...

Oh, Irina-sensei...

The size sticker is left on.

She's not used to cheap things.

Should I let her know?

I'll take it off.

First of all, I got that car because

I had to seduce a young CEO of an IT company for information.

I'm still using it, only because it's not a bad car.

But that Karasuma tells me, "you conned him into giving it to you."

You're the last one.

Now tell me your career plans, Nagisa.

Sensei...

I think I have the talent to kill people.

I think I can end up like the Grim Reaper some day.

With no other outstanding traits, I won't find another talent like this.

Koro-sensei,

should I become an assassin?

Please teach me the path I should take.

You are a very intelligent student.

So I'm sure you've considered the risks and absurdity of becoming an assassin.

Nagisa,

there's no doubt that you have inborn talent to become an assassin.

Even if you're up against a monster, an abusive teacher, or a genius killer,

you have the courage to fearlessly attack them.

It's a talent that any skilled assassin needs.

But Nagisa, there's recklessness in your courage.

You don't care what happens to you.

You seem to brush aside your own safety and dignity.

You should reconsider for what and for whom

you want to use your talent.

Let's continue this talk after you do that.

If you still want to be an assassin then, I'll give you my full support.

You cleared that secret boss?

Not the first time around, but the second.

I thought so... alright, I'll restart then.

‪CONTINUE, RESTART, CONNECT TO WI-FI

I'm home.

Welcome home, Nagisa. Have a seat.

What is it, Mom?

You came in 54th for your midterms.

You weren't in the top 50 which is required for the main building.

But I heard that three years ago, Tanaka's brother was able to

return to the main building when he was 60th.

They let him back in after he begged and gave them a donation.

So I'll do that too.

I have to get you out of Class E as soon as possible.

I'll visit Ouno-sensei from Class D soon,

so you have to come too.

Wait a second, Mom!

I want to stay in Class E. It's fun and my grades are getting better.

You can choose my college and my career,

but please let me stay in the class...

Oh no...

I talked back to her when she's gloomy.

What is wrong with my son?

Why did you grow up to be such an underachiever?

The pain of failure stays forever!

That's what happened to me! Why don't you understand my feelings!

I had to get the donation ready because of your bad grades!

How dare you act that way when I've done so much for you!

This wasn't the time to talk.

I should've said it when she was happy.

I'm sorry. It was foolish of me.

Dad didn't like fighting, so he left the house.

You're still a child,

so you don't know the smart way to live.

But I know it all.

I have it all planned out so that you don't end up like me or your dad.

I'm telling you to go to Kei University...

It's a top-ranking university Mom wasn't accepted to.

Large corporations have academic cliques

and your promotions are based on which university you went to.

If you work at Hishimaru run by Kei University alumnus...

It's the famous trading company that didn't hire Mom.

If I had a choice I would've wanted a girl.

She always says that.

My parents were so strict about studying that I could never act like a girl.

Hishimaru didn't hire me because they focus on appearance.

So I was planning on teaching my child everything about fashion.

You see? I told you these look better with long hair.

I don't want to know. I'm not a girl.

Her chillingly deep attachment

will probably control me forever.

Koro-sensei knew from the start

that the main character in my life isn't really me.

I'm Round Two in my mom's RPG.

Oh! I'll go see the Class E's teacher for your transfer paperwork tomorrow.

That's so soon! He's busy...

This is for you, Nagisa.

You will say goodbye to Class E tomorrow.

She's gloomy again.

There's no point in talking now.

Your mother is coming to transfer you?

What should I do?

I can't stop my mom once she's made up her mind.

Karasuma-sensei is on a business trip

and I don't think we can ask his subordinates.

First of all, I don't want to leave Class E.

No need to worry.

I'm a super-being who can destroy the Earth.

A meeting with a parent is a piece of cake!

I'm worried...

Nagisa's mom is pretty intense.

Koro-sensei said I can leave it up to him.

Want me to act as your homeroom teacher?

You can't... Karasuma-sensei is our homeroom teacher on paper.

It'll cause confusion among the parents.

I see...

It's quite simple. I'll just disguise myself as Karasuma Tadaomi.

Koro-sensei?

Hey! I'm Karasuma!

You suck!

What's up with those pen marks?

I'm imitating his nihilistic appearance.

It's spot on!

Why do your arms look like sausages?

I reproduced his beefy muscles!

I'm worried, but I can only pray

that Koro-sensei can persuade Mom

to let me stay in Class E.

-That's Nagisa's mom? -She's pretty.

But she does look strict.

TEACHER'S ROOM

Nice to meet you, I'm Shiota Nagisa's mother.

Please have a seat. You too, Nagisa.

It was quite a trip up the mountain, wasn't it?

Please have some cold juice.

I... guess this'll do.

You are very beautiful. I can see where Nagisa gets his looks.

Oh him?

If only he was a girl, I would've made him my ideal child.

Your ideal?

Yes, girls his age look their best in long hair.

I was only allowed to have short hair when I was young.

I got mad at him for tying it up when he entered eighth grade,

but I'm allowing it because it looks good on him.

That's right, about his future... Based on my personal experience,

I can't let him fail at this age.

Many Kunugigaoka High School alumnus are accepted to Kei University.

If he's kicked out after middle school, it'll affect his education and career.

So please help me move him out of this Class E.

Did you discuss this with Nagisa?

He doesn't understand anything yet.

As his parent who's experienced failures, I must show him the way.

Mom, I...

Stay quiet for now, Nagisa.

I see...

Now I know why Nagisa is the way he is.

I, Karasuma Tadaomi, wear a wig.

What hairstyle, high school, or university he chooses is

up to him and not you.

Nagisa's life belongs to him.

You can't use it to hide your insecurities.

As his teacher, I will be honest.

I will not allow him to leave Class E unless he wants to.

How dare you! A teacher can't talk to a parent like that! Unbelievable!

Who are you to criticize how I raise him?

How scary!

Nagisa's mom is really pissed off!

So this teacher with the wig is the reason why you've been so defiant?

Just you wait!

I'll make you realize your mistake!

Koro-sensei...

I couldn't help myself...

However,

the most important thing is for you to state your opinion.

But for now

since I can't do anything on my own, I should keep being her Round Two.

You can do something.

Anything's possible with killing intent.

The first round of your life starts in this classroom.

My...

Round One.

Thank you.

I'm sorry I blew up in front of your teacher today.

It's because I want the best for you.

So I've thought about it,

and I've decided not to let anyone get in the way of my life.

I'll remove all obstacles.

I'll change your perspective.

Mom...?

Ever since you were thrown in here, you've gone off the deep end

and started disobeying me.

Burn this building down with your own hands.

What are you saying Mom?

If you burn it down yourself,

you'd feel too guilty to face everyone here.

I'll ask the main building teachers once I know you can't return.

-No way... -Who do you think raised you?

I've spent time and money for your cram school and private school!

You don't even know how hard it is to cook after a day of work!

That stupid teacher is brainwashing you to become defiant!

Your entire existence was made by me!

She's wrong... but it's true... How can I explain this feeling?

The most important thing is for you to state your opinion.

Mom...

Stop screeching, you old hag.

The show's about to start.

-Who are you? -His killing intent... an assassin.

You're both in my way.

Every Wednesday night at 10:00, he watches the show with the artillery.

I'll use my supersonic whip to crush his head and kill him.

Kill?

What? I'll call the police...

If I kill the kid

I won't get the reward, but I can kill the hag, can't I?

Mom's scared.

The assassin has his guard down.

Mom, because I've always had to worry about your moods

I've grown a special talent.

It's not a talent you had hoped for,

but it has helped me be useful to everyone here.

Round One of your life starts in this classroom.

Mom...

I'm giving it my all in this class right now.

The results will show by graduation.

If I succeed, I'll cut my hair.

I'll return all the money you spent.

But if you can't forgive me...

What?

I'll graduate from you, Mom.

Mom...

I'm really grateful that you gave birth to me and raised me.

I may be asking for too much,

but if you could just be happy that your child is alive and well,

things would go so much smoother.

Who is that? What did you do, Nagisa?

Delinquents tend to hang out around here,

so it's best not to come here at night.

Koro-sensei...

You declared that you'd kill me by March. There's no turning back now.

I know.

Well then, it's true that Nagisa is still young,

but please just watch over him kindly.

He's not betraying you by any means.

He's just preparing to leave the nest like we all have done.

Nagisa is...

leaving... me...

Mom!

She's collapsed from relief.

I'll drive you guys back in her car.

So Nagisa, if you are able to kill me,

will you use that talent to become an assassin after that?

I don't think so.

Talents don't have to be restricted to anything.

It may be fit for assassinating,

but I want to use it to help others, like how I was able to protect Mom.

And that's not an assassin's job.

It's dangerous, after all.

I'll find a career that won't worry my parents.

Take your time and look for it.

And remember to communicate with your parents.

Yes.

Not only are cars slow, you have to wait at the lights!

KORO-SENSEI'S WEAKNESS 30 HIS PERSONALITY CHANGES WHEN DRIVING

What is this?

I'll make breakfast from now on.

So you can relax before going to work.

I'll take out the garbage

and go to a high school that's on par with Kunugigaoka.

So please, as for my class...

Do as you please.

I won't take responsibility.

I'm proud to be

an assassin until I graduate.

What did you like when you were a kid?

That could lead you to your career.

If you become a doctor

or lawyer just because you're smart,

you may end up regretting it, Takebayashi.

Next time, "School Festival Time."