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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:01:32,214 --> 00:01:34,037 Since the dawn of time... 4 00:01:39,799 --> 00:01:41,042 There have been vampires. 5 00:01:44,272 --> 00:01:45,937 Heil! 6 00:01:56,246 --> 00:02:02,384 In fact... Humans, and vampires 7 00:02:02,417 --> 00:02:05,232 have been secretly warring for thousands of years. 8 00:02:07,091 --> 00:02:09,905 But through the centuries, they have always been... 9 00:02:09,939 --> 00:02:10,939 Out liars. 10 00:02:34,192 --> 00:02:35,381 And then there's me. 11 00:02:36,818 --> 00:02:37,818 Yup. 12 00:02:38,580 --> 00:02:40,656 It ain't your classic vampire tale 13 00:02:40,690 --> 00:02:44,085 or one of the bullshit romances with emo teen girls 14 00:02:44,118 --> 00:02:48,083 and their heartthrob douchebag boyfriends. 15 00:02:48,116 --> 00:02:50,224 This one's about revenge. 16 00:02:50,258 --> 00:02:51,438 Pure and simple. 17 00:02:56,915 --> 00:03:00,141 Oh, yeah, and these fucking idiots. 18 00:03:00,174 --> 00:03:02,061 Stream team, 29th of April. 19 00:03:02,094 --> 00:03:03,285 Stream team TV. 20 00:03:03,318 --> 00:03:05,553 Me, Mario Lopez, in the cage. 21 00:03:05,586 --> 00:03:06,807 I'm gonna fuck that pussy-ass bitch. 22 00:03:06,831 --> 00:03:08,275 ♪ Ooh Benji, you're so sexy ♪ 23 00:03:08,308 --> 00:03:09,646 ♪ give this girl a hot shack ♪ 24 00:03:09,680 --> 00:03:11,281 Check it, juice cleanse. 25 00:03:11,315 --> 00:03:13,454 Lemon, cayenne pepper, water. 26 00:03:13,488 --> 00:03:14,383 That's it. 27 00:03:14,416 --> 00:03:17,421 11, 12, come on, one more. 28 00:03:17,454 --> 00:03:19,151 Hmm, tastes like shit. 29 00:03:21,294 --> 00:03:24,078 Hey, Liz kids, it is official 30 00:03:24,111 --> 00:03:26,736 the countdown to the wedding has begun. 31 00:03:26,770 --> 00:03:29,300 Today, with this stream, I wanna share with you 32 00:03:29,333 --> 00:03:31,441 a perfect look for anyone's wedding. 33 00:03:31,475 --> 00:03:32,749 Especially mine. 34 00:03:32,783 --> 00:03:33,973 I'll see you there. 35 00:03:34,007 --> 00:03:35,249 Like and subscribe. 36 00:03:35,283 --> 00:03:36,916 ♪ Diamonds are a girl's best friend ♪ 37 00:03:36,950 --> 00:03:37,460 ♪ but they're not what I choose ♪ 38 00:03:37,494 --> 00:03:38,836 Hey, my jullionaires. 39 00:03:38,870 --> 00:03:40,091 I'm sharing my last bit of surprise 40 00:03:40,115 --> 00:03:42,128 before the party of the year. 41 00:03:42,161 --> 00:03:43,278 That's right. 42 00:03:43,311 --> 00:03:44,881 My favorite assholes, Jack and Liz 43 00:03:44,915 --> 00:03:45,873 are getting married. 44 00:03:45,906 --> 00:03:47,056 Jk. 45 00:03:47,091 --> 00:03:49,681 I love them so much. They're like family to me. 46 00:03:49,715 --> 00:03:53,363 ♪ Everything you need in an American dream ♪ 47 00:03:53,396 --> 00:03:54,608 ♪ is money, yeah ♪ 48 00:03:54,641 --> 00:03:56,275 ♪ the money ♪ 49 00:03:59,030 --> 00:03:59,661 Oh, nice try, Blake 3, you come with that 50 00:03:59,694 --> 00:04:00,694 lamb shit again, 51 00:04:00,719 --> 00:04:02,414 I'll smear your whack out of there, 52 00:04:02,448 --> 00:04:03,118 all over this level. 53 00:04:03,152 --> 00:04:04,788 ♪ Money, yeah, the money ♪ 54 00:04:04,821 --> 00:04:06,064 ♪ you already know ♪ 55 00:04:06,098 --> 00:04:07,677 Aren't you two supposed to be getting married 56 00:04:07,701 --> 00:04:09,134 in like six hours? 57 00:04:09,168 --> 00:04:11,001 Okay, you know what, it's not your wedding, Flynn. 58 00:04:11,025 --> 00:04:12,141 It's ours. 59 00:04:12,174 --> 00:04:14,325 It's fine. Just hear him out. 60 00:04:14,358 --> 00:04:17,869 So, I got a call from Steven rektor's people. 61 00:04:17,903 --> 00:04:19,789 Apparently, he and his wife personally requested 62 00:04:19,823 --> 00:04:22,965 the stream team a.K.A. You lucky fucks, 63 00:04:22,998 --> 00:04:25,011 to come out to his retreat in Mexico. 64 00:04:25,045 --> 00:04:27,279 And chat about his huge ambassador deal. 65 00:04:27,313 --> 00:04:28,915 I'm talking millions. 66 00:04:28,948 --> 00:04:30,286 That guy? 67 00:04:30,320 --> 00:04:32,976 Steven motherfucking rektor. 68 00:04:33,010 --> 00:04:35,888 This shithead is a number one on the kill list. 69 00:04:35,921 --> 00:04:39,411 Unlike many of his nefarious masters of the universe peers, 70 00:04:39,445 --> 00:04:41,489 his secret that Bernie fucking made off 71 00:04:41,523 --> 00:04:44,528 his Ponzi scheme and... And that fyre festival, 72 00:04:44,561 --> 00:04:46,258 which I attended, by the way. 73 00:04:46,291 --> 00:04:48,526 Looked like humanitarian missions. 74 00:04:48,560 --> 00:04:51,828 That's right, this dude, and his perfect ice queen wifey. 75 00:04:51,861 --> 00:04:53,875 I mean, what we're talking about here is a path 76 00:04:53,908 --> 00:04:55,636 to a healthier future. 77 00:04:55,670 --> 00:04:56,944 Our trials have worked. 78 00:04:56,978 --> 00:04:58,801 And once we release this to the world, 79 00:04:58,835 --> 00:05:00,721 and I do intend make this free to every person 80 00:05:00,755 --> 00:05:02,546 around the globe, 81 00:05:02,580 --> 00:05:04,656 this will be my greatest legacy. 82 00:05:04,690 --> 00:05:07,378 Bloodsucking beasts in a long line mass 83 00:05:07,411 --> 00:05:10,353 of mass murdering fanged phantoms. 84 00:05:10,386 --> 00:05:13,011 Waiting to pounce with a product 85 00:05:13,045 --> 00:05:15,923 that'll lead the lambs right to the slaughter. 86 00:05:15,956 --> 00:05:18,349 Steven rektor's saving the planet, Flynn. 87 00:05:18,383 --> 00:05:21,071 David says all ten of his homes are carbon neutral 88 00:05:21,105 --> 00:05:22,991 and he donated like a cool half billion 89 00:05:23,025 --> 00:05:24,943 to the Amazon rainforests, which we love. 90 00:05:24,976 --> 00:05:26,057 Maybe he's not so terrible. 91 00:05:29,840 --> 00:05:32,781 We help farmers grow the food that grows a life. 92 00:05:32,814 --> 00:05:36,051 We foster care for the young and young at heart. 93 00:05:36,085 --> 00:05:37,845 In a growing world forever challenged 94 00:05:37,878 --> 00:05:40,366 by mother nature and the laws of uncertainty, 95 00:05:40,400 --> 00:05:42,254 rest assured that the good people 96 00:05:42,288 --> 00:05:45,620 of rektor biotech are looking out for your future. 97 00:05:45,653 --> 00:05:47,888 Building a community, a family 98 00:05:47,921 --> 00:05:50,061 and a legacy that will live on and on, 99 00:05:50,094 --> 00:05:51,854 long after we're gone. 100 00:05:51,888 --> 00:05:53,489 Rektor biotech, 101 00:05:53,523 --> 00:05:56,021 building a legacy that will live on and on. 102 00:06:00,306 --> 00:06:01,813 You know, 103 00:06:01,847 --> 00:06:03,828 I didn't fight with you about dating her. 104 00:06:03,861 --> 00:06:05,694 Okay, I didn't have a shitfit when you announced 105 00:06:05,718 --> 00:06:07,984 your engagement publicly without telling me. 106 00:06:08,018 --> 00:06:10,769 But ah, Jack, I mean, this is just... 107 00:06:10,803 --> 00:06:12,141 This is too much. 108 00:06:12,174 --> 00:06:15,981 Like, you're better than this. 109 00:06:16,014 --> 00:06:17,458 I appreciate you caring. 110 00:06:18,800 --> 00:06:21,108 But Flynn, honestly, it's not that big a deal. 111 00:06:21,141 --> 00:06:22,942 You know we can get married anywhere, anytime. 112 00:06:22,967 --> 00:06:24,494 - Anytime? - Yeah. 113 00:06:24,528 --> 00:06:27,406 You invited everyone we know today. 114 00:06:27,440 --> 00:06:29,104 And now, because she wants to go after 115 00:06:29,138 --> 00:06:30,708 some creepy billionaire's wallet, 116 00:06:30,741 --> 00:06:32,881 you're throwing out your own wedding day. 117 00:06:32,915 --> 00:06:33,777 I mean... 118 00:06:33,811 --> 00:06:35,983 Uh, alright, it's not that simple, okay. 119 00:06:36,016 --> 00:06:37,839 You know, I've got responsibilities now. 120 00:06:37,873 --> 00:06:39,411 Ugh. What is her fucking problem? 121 00:06:39,445 --> 00:06:40,950 Doesn't she know this could change our lives? 122 00:06:40,974 --> 00:06:42,364 The deal is up on our house in two months. 123 00:06:42,388 --> 00:06:43,663 Maserati wants the cars back, 124 00:06:43,696 --> 00:06:46,258 Liz's beauty kit didn't, quite perform 125 00:06:46,291 --> 00:06:47,449 - as well as we'd hoped. - Ha! 126 00:06:47,473 --> 00:06:49,296 Of course, it didn't. 127 00:06:49,330 --> 00:06:51,311 Everything that she touches turns to shit. 128 00:06:51,345 --> 00:06:52,239 She's dragging you down, j... 129 00:06:52,273 --> 00:06:54,318 - Alright, Flynn, stop. - Cut her some slack. 130 00:06:54,351 --> 00:06:56,184 - You need to give Liz a break. - No, fuck that. 131 00:06:56,208 --> 00:06:57,977 She's nothing but a gold digger and I'm done hearing 132 00:06:58,001 --> 00:06:59,086 your excuses for her. 133 00:06:59,120 --> 00:07:00,974 Wow. 134 00:07:01,008 --> 00:07:02,578 Hey, are you guys ready yet? 135 00:07:02,611 --> 00:07:03,348 - Yeah. - No! 136 00:07:03,381 --> 00:07:04,498 ♪ Past that ♪ 137 00:07:04,531 --> 00:07:06,133 ♪ motherfucker, face it ♪ 138 00:07:06,167 --> 00:07:07,445 ♪ I would never ever be... ♪ 139 00:07:07,479 --> 00:07:09,329 Welcome to the wild west of equal opportunity 140 00:07:09,363 --> 00:07:11,471 mindfuckery, baby. 141 00:07:11,505 --> 00:07:13,940 Courtesy of your favorite mommy blogger. 142 00:07:13,973 --> 00:07:15,733 Half-naked insta model, 143 00:07:15,767 --> 00:07:17,168 facetune, snapchatter 144 00:07:17,201 --> 00:07:21,039 and semi-famous pop star, and your tiktok. 145 00:07:21,073 --> 00:07:22,031 But the way I see it, 146 00:07:22,066 --> 00:07:24,753 this group of massively popular shitheads, 147 00:07:24,786 --> 00:07:27,411 might just be the key to shutting down 148 00:07:27,445 --> 00:07:29,838 the whole damn vampire kabong. 149 00:07:29,871 --> 00:07:30,958 Fuck! 150 00:07:30,991 --> 00:07:31,662 Pre-wedding, super top secret mission 151 00:07:31,695 --> 00:07:33,646 with the gang hashtag shh, 152 00:07:33,680 --> 00:07:35,629 hashtag fun in the sun, hashtag wifeyyy. 153 00:07:35,663 --> 00:07:37,518 Can't believe my bff is about to get married. 154 00:07:37,551 --> 00:07:39,795 Hashtag party bus. Hashtag sos. 155 00:07:39,829 --> 00:07:41,043 Hashtag we getting lit. 156 00:07:41,078 --> 00:07:43,635 Hey, bye bye to this pretty face, ladies. 157 00:07:43,669 --> 00:07:44,985 Hashtag sexy. Hashtag all for likes. 158 00:07:45,009 --> 00:07:45,998 Hashtag bachelor. 159 00:07:46,032 --> 00:07:48,108 Handsome playboy insta famous. 160 00:07:48,142 --> 00:07:49,743 ♪ Never stop keeping ♪ 161 00:07:54,482 --> 00:07:56,305 ♪ never stop keeping ♪ 162 00:08:01,044 --> 00:08:02,772 ♪ never stop keeping ♪ 163 00:08:10,865 --> 00:08:12,815 ♪ Never stop keeping ♪ 164 00:08:13,967 --> 00:08:15,600 We love you stream team! 165 00:08:16,752 --> 00:08:17,902 Hey guys, 166 00:08:17,936 --> 00:08:20,242 so you're probably wondering what happened to the wedding? 167 00:08:20,275 --> 00:08:20,786 We called it off? 168 00:08:20,819 --> 00:08:22,605 Did Liz get cold feet? 169 00:08:22,639 --> 00:08:23,597 Hell no. 170 00:08:23,630 --> 00:08:24,884 No way, baby. 171 00:08:24,917 --> 00:08:25,971 We're all good. 172 00:08:26,006 --> 00:08:28,270 We're just on a super-secret pre-wedding side mission. 173 00:08:28,304 --> 00:08:29,420 Say hi, guys. Say, what up? 174 00:08:29,453 --> 00:08:30,960 - Whoo. What's up? - Don't wanna play? 175 00:08:30,994 --> 00:08:32,532 Okay, okay. 176 00:08:32,566 --> 00:08:34,188 So, we're good and we will check in 177 00:08:34,222 --> 00:08:35,085 with you later. 178 00:08:35,119 --> 00:08:36,720 Muah. Love you. 179 00:08:47,926 --> 00:08:48,948 David, what the hell? 180 00:08:48,981 --> 00:08:50,455 I thought you said this thing had seamless Wi-Fi. 181 00:08:50,479 --> 00:08:52,755 Well, it's working just fine for me. 182 00:08:53,686 --> 00:08:54,834 Same here, babe. 183 00:08:54,867 --> 00:08:56,188 You probably just hit a dead zone. 184 00:08:57,747 --> 00:09:01,037 Ugh, man meat is being such a whiny little bitch. 185 00:09:01,070 --> 00:09:02,324 Who? 186 00:09:02,357 --> 00:09:04,244 Jason. You know, my side thing. 187 00:09:04,277 --> 00:09:05,957 "How could I leave without saying goodbye?" 188 00:09:07,569 --> 00:09:10,035 I swear, sometimes I really miss toxic masculinity. 189 00:09:10,069 --> 00:09:11,565 Hey, I'm still toxically masculine. 190 00:09:11,599 --> 00:09:13,517 What bitches, ho, what? 191 00:09:14,964 --> 00:09:16,428 I thought Jason was your boyfriend. 192 00:09:16,462 --> 00:09:18,253 Boyfriend? 193 00:09:18,287 --> 00:09:18,989 Don't get it twisted. 194 00:09:19,023 --> 00:09:20,754 You said you were gonna marry him! 195 00:09:20,787 --> 00:09:22,547 I say a lot of things. 196 00:09:22,580 --> 00:09:23,991 I think maybe you're just looking for like 197 00:09:24,015 --> 00:09:27,790 a Disney fantasy relationship with a prince charming, 198 00:09:27,824 --> 00:09:30,733 when maybe you need to find Patience 199 00:09:30,767 --> 00:09:34,035 and some good in people and get past your own fears. 200 00:09:34,069 --> 00:09:35,438 Thank you, but I really don't need 201 00:09:35,472 --> 00:09:38,002 your heteronormative ideas on romance. 202 00:09:38,035 --> 00:09:38,994 Heteronormative? 203 00:09:39,027 --> 00:09:40,048 Dude, I'm a lesbian. 204 00:09:40,082 --> 00:09:42,992 Exactly. Shackled by labels. 205 00:09:43,025 --> 00:09:45,133 - Yo David, where we at? - - Lost. 206 00:09:45,167 --> 00:09:47,444 We're over an hour late and the sun is going down. 207 00:09:47,477 --> 00:09:49,037 Not my fault. It's this waze. 208 00:09:49,070 --> 00:09:51,727 It keeps losing signal and moving our location. 209 00:09:51,760 --> 00:09:54,385 Oh, god, he seriously, he just missed another turn. 210 00:09:54,419 --> 00:09:55,693 Yeah, David, uh, one question. 211 00:09:55,727 --> 00:09:57,527 Do you think you could manage to get us there? 212 00:09:57,552 --> 00:09:58,350 Shut up! 213 00:09:58,384 --> 00:10:00,082 You guys are ruining my concentration. 214 00:10:01,265 --> 00:10:02,804 This ruin your concentration, David? 215 00:10:02,837 --> 00:10:04,460 - Like this... - - Ladies... 216 00:10:04,493 --> 00:10:06,253 -Oh, no... 217 00:10:06,287 --> 00:10:07,920 David, does this ruin your concentration? 218 00:10:09,072 --> 00:10:10,072 It's not funny. 219 00:10:12,437 --> 00:10:14,028 Come on. Stop acting like kids. 220 00:10:14,062 --> 00:10:14,862 Please, David, I'm so bored. 221 00:10:14,895 --> 00:10:15,895 Yeah, guys, stop. 222 00:10:17,712 --> 00:10:19,314 You can't drive, David. Really? 223 00:10:19,347 --> 00:10:21,360 This is really important, you guys. 224 00:10:31,279 --> 00:10:33,070 Who the fuck is this guy? 225 00:10:33,104 --> 00:10:34,547 Don't worry, I'll handle this. 226 00:10:34,580 --> 00:10:35,950 Well, that's a terrible idea. 227 00:10:47,472 --> 00:10:49,232 Well, he seems fun. 228 00:10:49,265 --> 00:10:50,835 Shut up, he can hear you. 229 00:10:50,869 --> 00:10:53,040 Jack, why don't you just go tell him who we are. 230 00:10:53,074 --> 00:10:55,087 Um, I don't think he's gonna care. 231 00:10:55,120 --> 00:10:56,268 Look, I'm gonna talk to him. 232 00:10:56,302 --> 00:10:57,260 Just act cool, guys. 233 00:10:57,293 --> 00:10:58,895 - I got this. - Do you? 234 00:11:01,809 --> 00:11:02,735 Hey, buddy. 235 00:11:02,769 --> 00:11:03,822 Not your buddy. 236 00:11:03,855 --> 00:11:05,710 Ah, okay. Hi. Sir, how are you doing? 237 00:11:05,744 --> 00:11:06,541 I'm Jack. 238 00:11:06,576 --> 00:11:08,115 - Am I supposed to give a shit? - Okay. 239 00:11:08,149 --> 00:11:12,082 Hey, I am... I love your sunglasses. 240 00:11:12,115 --> 00:11:13,812 Are they vintage ray-ban? 241 00:11:13,846 --> 00:11:14,899 Fuck off. 242 00:11:14,932 --> 00:11:16,048 Okay, I think we're done. 243 00:11:17,812 --> 00:11:20,142 You got no idea of how much trouble you're in, do you? 244 00:11:20,175 --> 00:11:22,157 Look, dude, you came out of nowhere. 245 00:11:22,190 --> 00:11:24,467 We didn't even hit you and you're fine. 246 00:11:24,500 --> 00:11:26,862 - What's your problem? - My problem is you. 247 00:11:28,815 --> 00:11:31,124 Turn around, get back in your little party bus. 248 00:11:31,157 --> 00:11:33,297 Flip a bit, and get the fuck out of here. 249 00:11:33,330 --> 00:11:36,525 Or, and I promise you, you'll suffer. 250 00:11:38,447 --> 00:11:40,365 Adult to adult, you're kinda freaking us out. 251 00:11:40,399 --> 00:11:41,905 Look, we're really sorry. 252 00:11:41,939 --> 00:11:43,983 We just wanna pass through, so... 253 00:11:44,017 --> 00:11:46,093 If there's anything we can do, uh, maybe you need, 254 00:11:46,127 --> 00:11:47,117 uh, some extra money. 255 00:11:47,150 --> 00:11:48,910 I mean if you wanted... oh, shit. 256 00:11:48,944 --> 00:11:50,387 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 257 00:11:50,420 --> 00:11:51,663 Hey, hey, hey! 258 00:11:54,735 --> 00:11:56,084 You've been warned. 259 00:11:59,314 --> 00:12:00,947 Fucking kids. 260 00:12:00,980 --> 00:12:02,350 They can't resist an invite 261 00:12:02,384 --> 00:12:05,262 to act like self-important assholes. 262 00:12:05,295 --> 00:12:08,268 Perfect prey for evil predators like rektor. 263 00:12:08,302 --> 00:12:11,053 Not to mention the temptation of fame and money. 264 00:12:11,087 --> 00:12:13,838 Now this I know too well. 265 00:12:16,562 --> 00:12:19,314 Your dad's so lame. 266 00:12:19,347 --> 00:12:20,622 Maybe if you didn't get a dui, 267 00:12:20,655 --> 00:12:22,194 we wouldn't have to use him for a ride. 268 00:12:37,619 --> 00:12:39,537 - What? - I don't know. 269 00:12:39,570 --> 00:12:41,466 Oh, my god, you're not about to back out on this. 270 00:12:41,490 --> 00:12:42,891 Don't you think it's a little shady? 271 00:12:45,139 --> 00:12:47,437 An older record label exec inviting two teenagers 272 00:12:47,471 --> 00:12:49,199 to his hotel room for a meeting? 273 00:12:49,233 --> 00:12:51,214 So he can listen to our demo, mol. 274 00:12:51,248 --> 00:12:52,459 This is how it happens. 275 00:12:52,492 --> 00:12:54,157 - What? - Getting raped? 276 00:12:57,556 --> 00:12:59,569 Molly and alexx from surburban trash. 277 00:13:03,886 --> 00:13:06,353 Thought this was supposed to be a listening party. 278 00:13:06,386 --> 00:13:07,819 Are you tripping right now? 279 00:13:07,852 --> 00:13:09,264 I'm tripping. 280 00:13:09,298 --> 00:13:11,089 This shit is really happening, girl. 281 00:13:13,423 --> 00:13:14,961 Al? Alexx? 282 00:13:16,461 --> 00:13:18,284 Al? 283 00:13:19,341 --> 00:13:20,531 Jackpot, biatch! 284 00:13:20,565 --> 00:13:21,713 Fuck you, dude. 285 00:13:21,746 --> 00:13:23,052 You scared the crap out of me. 286 00:13:23,086 --> 00:13:24,107 What's your problem? 287 00:13:24,141 --> 00:13:25,996 Something's off. 288 00:13:26,029 --> 00:13:27,916 Stop being such a straightedge. 289 00:13:27,949 --> 00:13:30,859 Just play the demo, have a beer. 290 00:13:30,892 --> 00:13:32,051 We'll set a mood. 291 00:13:37,233 --> 00:13:38,233 Okay, now what? 292 00:13:39,954 --> 00:13:41,071 We wait. 293 00:13:41,104 --> 00:13:42,643 First off, 294 00:13:42,676 --> 00:13:45,681 the hotel suite is not even that nice. 295 00:13:45,714 --> 00:13:47,601 But when you hear somebody in the other room 296 00:13:47,634 --> 00:13:49,647 speak in an ancient double tongue 297 00:13:49,681 --> 00:13:52,274 with one of them low demonic filters on it 298 00:13:52,308 --> 00:13:54,163 that you hear in every exorcist film... 299 00:13:55,663 --> 00:13:57,138 You should probably take the hint. 300 00:14:02,161 --> 00:14:05,936 I'm alexx, lead singer of suburban trash. 301 00:14:05,969 --> 00:14:10,514 Umm, and this is Molly, the bassist. 302 00:14:10,548 --> 00:14:12,466 We've had a few... 303 00:14:21,076 --> 00:14:22,963 Oh, fuck. 304 00:14:29,358 --> 00:14:30,358 Guess who? 305 00:14:33,936 --> 00:14:35,759 I'm sorry, daddy, I screwed up. 306 00:14:35,793 --> 00:14:37,426 Where are you now? 307 00:14:37,459 --> 00:14:39,251 Eleventh floor. 308 00:14:39,285 --> 00:14:40,433 Honey? 309 00:14:40,466 --> 00:14:41,393 Honey? 310 00:14:41,426 --> 00:14:42,669 Just make it go away. 311 00:14:47,091 --> 00:14:49,231 Every slayer needs his own origin story. 312 00:14:49,264 --> 00:14:51,182 Even your old buddy, Elliot Jones. 313 00:14:52,398 --> 00:14:53,195 Dad? 314 00:14:53,230 --> 00:14:55,276 Sweetie, where... Where are you right now? 315 00:14:55,309 --> 00:14:56,531 I'm sorry. 316 00:14:56,565 --> 00:14:58,704 -Hey, honey? 317 00:15:02,736 --> 00:15:05,139 That night changed everything. 318 00:15:13,043 --> 00:15:15,024 Some people mourn like my ex-wife. 319 00:15:15,058 --> 00:15:16,427 With a bunch of pills 320 00:15:16,461 --> 00:15:18,674 and a new boyfriend named Enrique. 321 00:15:20,818 --> 00:15:23,443 But some search for the truth. 322 00:15:23,476 --> 00:15:27,473 And in my case, the truth had fangs. 323 00:15:27,506 --> 00:15:29,424 And thus, my new life began. 324 00:15:31,314 --> 00:15:34,098 As bodies began to mount, there was a pattern. 325 00:15:37,581 --> 00:15:41,651 Folks being murdered, more like harvested, 326 00:15:41,685 --> 00:15:43,951 all had the same thing in common, 327 00:15:43,984 --> 00:15:47,474 their blood, the rarest blood on earth. 328 00:15:51,443 --> 00:15:54,131 Bloodline leading back to these dumb fucks. 329 00:16:23,692 --> 00:16:24,692 Jack? 330 00:16:27,986 --> 00:16:29,873 - What's up? - Look at this. 331 00:16:31,984 --> 00:16:33,934 What is this, from the winnebago guy? 332 00:16:33,968 --> 00:16:36,593 Yeah, what if he isn't threatening us, 333 00:16:36,626 --> 00:16:37,964 he was trying to warn us? 334 00:16:37,998 --> 00:16:39,821 You've been warned. 335 00:16:39,854 --> 00:16:40,854 Oh, with this? 336 00:16:42,165 --> 00:16:44,114 Come on, calm down, qanon. 337 00:16:44,148 --> 00:16:45,296 But you don't know anything. 338 00:16:45,329 --> 00:16:47,469 What if... what if this is legit? 339 00:16:47,503 --> 00:16:49,579 Oh, my god. You always think the worst. 340 00:16:49,612 --> 00:16:50,443 Did it ever occur to you that 341 00:16:50,477 --> 00:16:53,651 this might turn out to be a good thing? 342 00:16:53,685 --> 00:16:55,603 Holy shit, Flynn, come here look. 343 00:16:55,636 --> 00:16:58,061 Jack, Jack, come here, you have to see this. 344 00:16:58,094 --> 00:16:59,052 Come on. 345 00:16:59,087 --> 00:17:02,059 Listen, I promise you, it's gonna be fine, okay? 346 00:17:11,988 --> 00:17:14,444 Oh, my god, look, is that Harry rektor? 347 00:17:14,478 --> 00:17:15,531 That's Steven's nephew. 348 00:17:15,566 --> 00:17:19,212 He has the most amazing animal protection non-profit. 349 00:17:19,246 --> 00:17:21,649 I think I might be in love. 350 00:17:21,683 --> 00:17:23,664 - Hm-mm. - What? 351 00:17:23,698 --> 00:17:24,698 You told me to grow up. 352 00:17:32,179 --> 00:17:33,422 Look. 353 00:17:33,456 --> 00:17:35,342 Holy shit. 354 00:17:35,376 --> 00:17:36,397 Now, that's cool. 355 00:17:47,951 --> 00:17:50,353 You must be the stream team. 356 00:17:50,387 --> 00:17:51,946 Guilty as charged. 357 00:17:51,980 --> 00:17:53,392 Hmm. 358 00:17:53,425 --> 00:17:54,510 Welcome to rektor manor. 359 00:18:01,168 --> 00:18:02,253 Come on, come on. 360 00:18:02,287 --> 00:18:04,141 I just, I love it here already. 361 00:18:04,175 --> 00:18:05,291 Hey, my jullionaires. 362 00:18:05,325 --> 00:18:06,863 We're gonna have an exclusive look 363 00:18:06,897 --> 00:18:09,933 inside rektor manor. 364 00:18:09,967 --> 00:18:11,156 Is it true there's a cryo chamber? 365 00:18:11,180 --> 00:18:13,035 I love cryo. 366 00:18:13,068 --> 00:18:16,875 Uh. 367 00:18:16,908 --> 00:18:18,731 Look, it's a little baby fetus. 368 00:18:31,857 --> 00:18:33,553 Welcome, everyone. 369 00:18:33,587 --> 00:18:36,370 We are so excited to have you as our guests. 370 00:18:36,404 --> 00:18:37,520 I'm Beverly rektor. 371 00:18:39,378 --> 00:18:40,780 You're iconic. 372 00:18:40,813 --> 00:18:42,700 Oh, you're so sweet. 373 00:18:42,733 --> 00:18:44,588 You must be Liz Anthony. 374 00:18:44,622 --> 00:18:46,255 -Queen of online shopping. 375 00:18:46,288 --> 00:18:47,436 [Chuckles} 376 00:18:47,470 --> 00:18:49,388 which makes you, Jack chambers. 377 00:18:49,422 --> 00:18:49,963 Hi. 378 00:18:49,998 --> 00:18:51,118 King of YouTube. 379 00:18:51,152 --> 00:18:52,722 Yeah. 380 00:18:52,755 --> 00:18:55,602 And Jules Jay, online social goddess. 381 00:18:55,635 --> 00:18:58,703 Oh, I... I wouldn't say goddess. 382 00:18:58,737 --> 00:18:59,989 Why are people saying that all the time? 383 00:19:00,013 --> 00:19:00,813 No. 384 00:19:00,847 --> 00:19:02,701 And you are... 385 00:19:02,735 --> 00:19:04,653 David. 386 00:19:04,687 --> 00:19:06,636 Great. 387 00:19:06,670 --> 00:19:09,706 Flynn chambers, twitch icon and pro gamer. 388 00:19:09,740 --> 00:19:10,666 Am I right? 389 00:19:10,700 --> 00:19:12,913 Uh, not exactly pro yet. 390 00:19:12,947 --> 00:19:14,547 I hear you have an important match this evening. 391 00:19:14,571 --> 00:19:17,903 Yeah, it's the um, modern warfare semi-finals. 392 00:19:17,937 --> 00:19:19,886 Oh, I love that game. 393 00:19:19,920 --> 00:19:21,585 - No shit. - Yeah. 394 00:19:21,618 --> 00:19:22,450 Mind if I watch you... 395 00:19:22,484 --> 00:19:23,473 Mind if I watch you play? 396 00:19:23,507 --> 00:19:24,560 Mind if I watch you? 397 00:19:35,280 --> 00:19:37,008 Flynn? 398 00:19:37,042 --> 00:19:37,873 Flynn? 399 00:19:37,907 --> 00:19:39,793 You alright, honey? 400 00:19:39,827 --> 00:19:40,943 Oh, just ignore her. 401 00:19:40,977 --> 00:19:42,346 She's fine, seriously. 402 00:19:46,990 --> 00:19:48,623 Ready to see the rest of the compound? 403 00:19:49,712 --> 00:19:52,337 Yes, please. 404 00:19:52,370 --> 00:19:55,818 All of mankind is divided up into two species. 405 00:19:55,851 --> 00:19:59,373 Normis and la vampiro nostra. 406 00:19:59,407 --> 00:20:02,380 Syndicates and families with different styles, 407 00:20:02,413 --> 00:20:04,458 they're all after the same thing. 408 00:20:04,491 --> 00:20:06,188 Our fucking blood. 409 00:20:06,222 --> 00:20:07,792 And this is our fitness center. 410 00:20:09,998 --> 00:20:12,560 Any slayer work two shits and a nickel knows a honeypot 411 00:20:12,593 --> 00:20:13,646 when he sees one. 412 00:20:32,785 --> 00:20:33,785 Hi. 413 00:20:34,958 --> 00:20:36,971 Hey, aren't you that girl? 414 00:20:37,005 --> 00:20:38,765 Am I? 415 00:20:38,798 --> 00:20:40,568 You retweeted my call to action to save the whales 416 00:20:40,592 --> 00:20:42,668 to like seven million people. 417 00:20:42,702 --> 00:20:44,313 That one thoughtful act really made a difference, 418 00:20:44,337 --> 00:20:46,540 especially to the whales. 419 00:20:46,573 --> 00:20:49,166 What can I say? I... I love Willy. 420 00:20:49,200 --> 00:20:50,190 Free Willy. 421 00:20:50,223 --> 00:20:53,713 The movie with the whales. 422 00:20:55,245 --> 00:20:57,522 Harry rektor. 423 00:20:57,555 --> 00:21:00,433 Jules. Jules Jay. 424 00:21:00,467 --> 00:21:01,583 You like to ride, Jules? 425 00:21:03,600 --> 00:21:04,811 Excuse me? 426 00:21:04,845 --> 00:21:06,446 Horses? 427 00:21:06,480 --> 00:21:08,398 Oh, oh. 428 00:21:08,432 --> 00:21:09,580 Yeah. Yeah, mhmm. 429 00:21:09,613 --> 00:21:10,962 Yeah, I love horses. 430 00:21:10,995 --> 00:21:13,103 Umm, ponies. 431 00:21:13,137 --> 00:21:15,793 I really love all sizes. 432 00:21:15,827 --> 00:21:16,593 Knock-knock. 433 00:21:16,627 --> 00:21:18,642 - Hey, how's it going? - Yeah, good. 434 00:21:18,675 --> 00:21:19,991 How we doing in here? How you doing, man? 435 00:21:20,015 --> 00:21:21,680 I'm sorry, I'm Jack chambers. 436 00:21:21,713 --> 00:21:22,998 - Is this girl bothering you? - Fuck off. 437 00:21:23,022 --> 00:21:23,853 Hey, you fuck off. 438 00:21:23,887 --> 00:21:25,393 Although, actually I uh... 439 00:21:26,767 --> 00:21:27,767 Oh, um... 440 00:21:29,710 --> 00:21:31,438 Look at that. That's so fun. 441 00:21:31,472 --> 00:21:33,020 Uh, this has been great, but we've gotta go. 442 00:21:33,044 --> 00:21:33,738 We really have to go. 443 00:21:33,771 --> 00:21:35,025 - Oh, okay. - Yeah, come on. 444 00:21:35,058 --> 00:21:36,089 Dude, it was lovely meeting you. 445 00:21:36,113 --> 00:21:37,135 Nice. 446 00:21:37,168 --> 00:21:38,770 Yeah, okay. Let's go, come on. 447 00:21:38,804 --> 00:21:39,858 Hmm. 448 00:21:39,892 --> 00:21:42,832 Meet me at the stables later and we can take a ride. 449 00:21:42,865 --> 00:21:44,235 Okay. 450 00:21:44,268 --> 00:21:45,458 Yeah, for sure. 451 00:21:56,273 --> 00:21:58,666 David Dean, stream team manager. 452 00:21:58,700 --> 00:22:00,365 Hi. 453 00:22:00,398 --> 00:22:01,515 Hey David, how's your wife? 454 00:22:01,548 --> 00:22:03,435 Yeah, David, where's your ring? 455 00:22:03,468 --> 00:22:05,418 Yeah, isn't she pregnant or something? 456 00:22:05,451 --> 00:22:07,728 Okay, I get it. 457 00:22:07,762 --> 00:22:08,973 Hey guys, it's Jules. And... 458 00:22:09,007 --> 00:22:10,450 Look at 'em. 459 00:22:10,484 --> 00:22:12,876 Ignoring all the signs. 460 00:22:12,910 --> 00:22:15,883 Hey guys, what's up? It's jul... so weird. 461 00:22:15,917 --> 00:22:17,265 Everybody but her. 462 00:22:17,298 --> 00:22:18,225 What's wrong? 463 00:22:18,258 --> 00:22:19,660 My post isn't uploading. 464 00:22:19,693 --> 00:22:21,611 Oh, Beverly, I just got a ping from downstairs. 465 00:22:21,645 --> 00:22:22,993 They're ready for David. 466 00:22:23,027 --> 00:22:24,555 Of course. 467 00:22:24,588 --> 00:22:26,547 Business affairs would like to go over some deal points. 468 00:22:26,571 --> 00:22:29,006 Oh, yeah, great. 469 00:22:29,040 --> 00:22:31,602 Separating the group one by one. 470 00:22:31,635 --> 00:22:33,680 That means Jack, Flynn, Liz, Jules. 471 00:22:33,713 --> 00:22:35,505 It's time for you to meet Mr. Rektor. 472 00:22:35,538 --> 00:22:36,721 Right this way. 473 00:22:36,755 --> 00:22:39,788 Typical vampire pack-hunting tactics. 474 00:22:39,822 --> 00:22:41,360 You guys have this without me? 475 00:22:41,393 --> 00:22:42,393 Yeah, we got it. 476 00:22:48,082 --> 00:22:49,123 This is where I leave you. 477 00:22:50,255 --> 00:22:51,181 I'm sorry. 478 00:22:51,215 --> 00:22:52,525 This is where you leave me? 479 00:22:52,560 --> 00:22:55,084 Now this part I admit, it's a bit of a mystery. 480 00:23:03,050 --> 00:23:05,517 See yours truly is gonna use a little creative license 481 00:23:05,551 --> 00:23:07,247 and paint a picture. 482 00:23:07,281 --> 00:23:10,254 Like that time in Miami when a Cuban vamp syndicate 483 00:23:10,287 --> 00:23:13,545 lured the bodyguard of a congressman to a penthouse. 484 00:23:15,436 --> 00:23:17,417 The bastard never saw it coming. 485 00:23:17,450 --> 00:23:19,949 David Dean, stream team manager. 486 00:23:19,982 --> 00:23:22,512 Which brings me back to this idiot schmuck turd. 487 00:23:22,546 --> 00:23:25,034 Uh, I was told to meet here to go over the deal points. 488 00:23:25,067 --> 00:23:26,827 Nah, that's not the right music. 489 00:23:26,861 --> 00:23:27,914 Let's try this. 490 00:23:30,352 --> 00:23:31,564 That's more like it. 491 00:23:38,317 --> 00:23:40,172 Alright, I know what you're thinking. 492 00:23:40,206 --> 00:23:43,115 Why they don't just get to it and waste this asshole? 493 00:23:43,149 --> 00:23:45,900 I'll tell you. It's a chemical thing. 494 00:23:45,934 --> 00:23:48,559 They say the more anticipation and fear 495 00:23:48,592 --> 00:23:51,819 that the victim can experience before the bloodletting, 496 00:23:51,852 --> 00:23:53,644 makes the blood taste even sweeter. 497 00:23:53,677 --> 00:23:54,677 Jeez. 498 00:24:04,786 --> 00:24:05,786 Fuck... 499 00:24:33,776 --> 00:24:36,105 So, where is Steven? 500 00:24:36,139 --> 00:24:37,456 Natalie didn't tell you? 501 00:24:37,489 --> 00:24:39,281 Not yet. 502 00:24:39,314 --> 00:24:41,865 Steven can't actually see you. 503 00:24:41,899 --> 00:24:43,437 Excuse me? 504 00:24:43,471 --> 00:24:45,357 My husband is in need of care 505 00:24:45,391 --> 00:24:47,499 and he's only able to interact in person with those 506 00:24:47,532 --> 00:24:49,007 who have taken the vaccine. 507 00:24:49,041 --> 00:24:50,505 Our vaccine. 508 00:24:50,539 --> 00:24:52,109 So, without further ado. 509 00:24:55,603 --> 00:24:56,845 Greetings, my friends. 510 00:24:56,879 --> 00:24:57,942 I thank you for making the journey 511 00:24:57,966 --> 00:24:59,082 with such short notice. 512 00:24:59,116 --> 00:25:00,137 Of course, sir. 513 00:25:00,170 --> 00:25:01,867 We are massive fans. 514 00:25:01,901 --> 00:25:03,307 - Yeah. - We are? 515 00:25:03,341 --> 00:25:04,469 I suppose you might be wondering about Beverly and I 516 00:25:04,493 --> 00:25:06,825 took such an interest in your little outfit. 517 00:25:06,859 --> 00:25:08,137 Definitely. 518 00:25:08,171 --> 00:25:10,475 After a century of infecting our planet 519 00:25:10,509 --> 00:25:13,450 with greed, toxins, and overpopulation, 520 00:25:13,484 --> 00:25:15,729 the planet is fighting back. 521 00:25:15,763 --> 00:25:17,069 The viruses won't stop. 522 00:25:17,102 --> 00:25:18,957 They will continue to mutate. 523 00:25:18,991 --> 00:25:20,624 So, we need to build a new kind of human. 524 00:25:20,657 --> 00:25:22,059 Stronger, immune. 525 00:25:22,092 --> 00:25:24,074 True warriors. 526 00:25:24,107 --> 00:25:26,352 And you all can be the match that lights the fire. 527 00:25:26,386 --> 00:25:27,376 Huh. 528 00:25:27,409 --> 00:25:29,359 - Amazing. - Really? 529 00:25:29,392 --> 00:25:31,247 What my genius husband is trying to say, 530 00:25:31,281 --> 00:25:32,628 is that we think you can help us promote 531 00:25:32,652 --> 00:25:34,961 the rektor foundation's new super vaccine 532 00:25:34,994 --> 00:25:36,881 that can turn millions of possible deaths 533 00:25:36,914 --> 00:25:39,761 into something even more amazing than just being alive. 534 00:25:39,794 --> 00:25:41,712 Being totally immune to everything. 535 00:25:41,746 --> 00:25:44,265 And for your promotion to your combined user base 536 00:25:44,299 --> 00:25:46,185 of 55 million plus, 537 00:25:46,219 --> 00:25:49,519 we're gonna pay you to the tune of $15 million. 538 00:25:49,552 --> 00:25:50,605 And that's just year one. 539 00:25:52,464 --> 00:25:53,707 Holy shit. 540 00:25:53,741 --> 00:25:55,469 ♪ Oh man, I got a lot of gold ♪ 541 00:25:55,502 --> 00:25:58,159 ♪ stack that bread of dominoes, anything is possible ♪ 542 00:25:58,192 --> 00:26:01,039 ♪ yeah ♪ 543 00:26:01,072 --> 00:26:02,255 ♪ I just, I just ♪ 544 00:26:02,288 --> 00:26:03,215 ♪ I just want them bad, I just want them bad ♪ 545 00:26:03,248 --> 00:26:04,248 -♪ yeah ♪ ♪ bad ♪ 546 00:26:04,273 --> 00:26:06,377 ♪ I just want them bad, I just... ♪ 547 00:26:06,410 --> 00:26:07,664 - Uh, we're in. - - Yeah. 548 00:26:07,697 --> 00:26:08,697 Nope. 549 00:26:10,609 --> 00:26:14,764 Uh, um, do you mind giving us a beat? 550 00:26:14,797 --> 00:26:15,797 Of course. 551 00:26:20,431 --> 00:26:21,979 Jesus, Flynn, we're about to make millions 552 00:26:22,003 --> 00:26:23,057 by saving the world. 553 00:26:23,091 --> 00:26:24,985 How is it possible you can find a problem with that? 554 00:26:25,009 --> 00:26:26,220 She's got a point, sis. 555 00:26:26,254 --> 00:26:27,761 But why us? 556 00:26:27,794 --> 00:26:30,641 Uh, hello. She literally just told us. 557 00:26:30,674 --> 00:26:32,909 No way, they're... They're hiding something, okay. 558 00:26:32,942 --> 00:26:35,441 That's too much money. It's too top secret. 559 00:26:35,474 --> 00:26:36,369 That paper that that guy gave me today... 560 00:26:36,403 --> 00:26:37,329 No, no, 561 00:26:37,363 --> 00:26:38,552 are you seriously talking about the creepy guy 562 00:26:38,576 --> 00:26:39,502 who threatened to kill us? 563 00:26:39,536 --> 00:26:40,494 - Gross. - Okay. 564 00:26:40,527 --> 00:26:41,897 Yes, the amount they're offering 565 00:26:41,930 --> 00:26:43,383 - is weirdly high. - I mean, we would have do... 566 00:26:43,407 --> 00:26:44,714 We would have done this for what? 567 00:26:44,747 --> 00:26:45,737 Half a mil? 568 00:26:45,770 --> 00:26:47,119 And also, where's David? 569 00:26:47,152 --> 00:26:48,490 - He should be here, right? - Yes. 570 00:26:48,524 --> 00:26:49,809 Okay, seriously, Jack. 571 00:26:49,843 --> 00:26:50,927 I can't with her. 572 00:26:50,961 --> 00:26:52,267 You always side with your sister. 573 00:26:52,301 --> 00:26:53,259 What? 574 00:26:53,293 --> 00:26:56,170 Look, she is not you're only dependent anymore. 575 00:26:56,204 --> 00:26:57,742 I'm your family now. 576 00:26:57,776 --> 00:26:59,257 Come on, don't you trust my instincts? 577 00:27:03,472 --> 00:27:04,472 I'm sorry. 578 00:27:06,701 --> 00:27:08,587 - Fuck this. I'm out. - Flynn? 579 00:27:08,621 --> 00:27:10,507 Jack, look, just let her go, okay. 580 00:27:10,541 --> 00:27:12,617 Let her go. It's not about her. 581 00:27:12,650 --> 00:27:14,379 This is about us. 582 00:27:14,412 --> 00:27:15,982 Okay. 583 00:27:16,016 --> 00:27:18,219 You built the stream team from the ground up. 584 00:27:18,252 --> 00:27:19,252 You deserve this. 585 00:27:20,784 --> 00:27:22,122 Okay. 586 00:27:22,156 --> 00:27:23,884 Yeah, okay. Yeah. 587 00:27:23,917 --> 00:27:24,907 Let's do this. 588 00:27:24,941 --> 00:27:25,994 - Okay. - Okay. 589 00:27:30,447 --> 00:27:34,961 Now, before you sign, there's just one more thing. 590 00:27:34,994 --> 00:27:37,450 Times are changing in our media empire. 591 00:27:37,484 --> 00:27:40,267 And because of Steven's health and none of our heirs 592 00:27:40,301 --> 00:27:42,060 willing to take the reins, 593 00:27:42,094 --> 00:27:44,139 we've been on the hunt for new partners. 594 00:27:44,172 --> 00:27:46,122 Not just to carry on the legacy of our company, 595 00:27:46,156 --> 00:27:49,329 but to reinvent it for today's audience. 596 00:27:49,363 --> 00:27:51,724 Jack, I've been watching you for years. 597 00:27:51,757 --> 00:27:55,469 You can do so much more and with my power, 598 00:27:55,502 --> 00:27:56,745 you'll be unstoppable. 599 00:27:57,770 --> 00:28:00,078 Uh, I'm sorry. 600 00:28:00,111 --> 00:28:02,030 Are you talking about giving us your... 601 00:28:02,063 --> 00:28:03,886 My company? 602 00:28:03,920 --> 00:28:05,384 Yes. 603 00:28:05,418 --> 00:28:06,988 Oh. 604 00:28:07,021 --> 00:28:08,296 Oh, my god. 605 00:28:08,329 --> 00:28:09,551 It's really happening, babe. 606 00:28:09,585 --> 00:28:10,575 We're gonna be billionaires. 607 00:28:10,608 --> 00:28:11,788 Babe. 608 00:28:11,821 --> 00:28:12,779 Ahem. 609 00:28:12,813 --> 00:28:14,288 Uh, no offense. 610 00:28:14,322 --> 00:28:17,674 We are insanely flattered, but um... why us? 611 00:28:17,708 --> 00:28:19,404 It's simple math, really. 612 00:28:19,438 --> 00:28:21,324 Our research shows that you alone engage 613 00:28:21,358 --> 00:28:23,498 with ten times more users under the age of 25 614 00:28:23,531 --> 00:28:27,179 than any other public figure in the world. 615 00:28:27,213 --> 00:28:28,393 I do? 616 00:28:28,426 --> 00:28:30,798 Of course you do, my handsome man. 617 00:28:32,047 --> 00:28:33,877 Your 55 million followers are just the beginning. 618 00:28:33,901 --> 00:28:35,693 Combined with our network capabilities, 619 00:28:35,726 --> 00:28:37,708 they will expand to hundreds of millions, 620 00:28:37,741 --> 00:28:39,754 become the backbone of consumer buyers, 621 00:28:39,788 --> 00:28:42,824 controlling advertising spends, political influence, 622 00:28:42,858 --> 00:28:44,143 and world markets. 623 00:28:47,341 --> 00:28:50,473 What we're proposing is a trial merger. 624 00:28:50,506 --> 00:28:53,004 See, how we feel about you and your new role 625 00:28:53,038 --> 00:28:54,735 as leader of our media group 626 00:28:54,768 --> 00:28:56,889 and after six months, we make it a little more formal. 627 00:28:59,758 --> 00:29:01,328 It's a simple offer sheet. 628 00:29:01,362 --> 00:29:02,668 David already looked it over. 629 00:29:02,701 --> 00:29:04,398 - It's just... - Oh, fuck. 630 00:29:05,328 --> 00:29:07,088 Anything you see or participate in 631 00:29:07,122 --> 00:29:09,641 during this trial merger stays between us. 632 00:29:09,675 --> 00:29:12,943 It's like a formal family deal before all the business stuff 633 00:29:12,976 --> 00:29:14,030 gets ironed out. 634 00:29:18,188 --> 00:29:19,600 Yeah. 635 00:29:24,433 --> 00:29:25,866 You ready? 636 00:29:25,900 --> 00:29:30,634 Uh... here we go. 637 00:29:37,905 --> 00:29:38,926 Great. 638 00:29:41,682 --> 00:29:43,146 - Oh, it's amazing. - Yeah. 639 00:29:47,020 --> 00:29:49,001 This is seriously the best day of my life. 640 00:29:49,035 --> 00:29:50,515 Well, I mean apart from our wedding... 641 00:29:50,543 --> 00:29:52,335 - Yeah. - Of course. 642 00:29:52,368 --> 00:29:53,706 What's up, my jullionaires? 643 00:29:53,740 --> 00:29:57,103 I'm getting ready for a date with a real life cowboy. 644 00:29:57,136 --> 00:30:00,299 So, if you have pro tips, make sure to dm them to me 645 00:30:00,333 --> 00:30:03,053 or comment down below to impress him. 646 00:30:03,086 --> 00:30:06,218 And I've also been using wewe face glow, 647 00:30:06,251 --> 00:30:09,066 which is what's keeping me glowing. 648 00:30:09,100 --> 00:30:12,590 So, uh, for more info, just check in the link above. 649 00:30:12,623 --> 00:30:15,596 Or swipe up to see more. 650 00:30:15,630 --> 00:30:16,630 Bye, guys. 651 00:30:19,406 --> 00:30:20,459 Oh, Jesus. 652 00:30:22,381 --> 00:30:23,951 What, is the deal off? 653 00:30:23,985 --> 00:30:26,156 No, deal's very much on. 654 00:30:26,190 --> 00:30:28,013 Then what's wrong? 655 00:30:28,046 --> 00:30:30,006 Uh, there is something seriously off about this place 656 00:30:30,030 --> 00:30:32,011 and I want no part of it. 657 00:30:32,045 --> 00:30:33,488 Okay. 658 00:30:33,522 --> 00:30:35,144 Don't have a Flynn attack. 659 00:30:35,178 --> 00:30:37,486 - Calm down. - I'm calm. 660 00:30:37,520 --> 00:30:39,913 I'm just telling you I think we should go now. 661 00:30:39,946 --> 00:30:41,611 What about your brother and Liz? 662 00:30:41,645 --> 00:30:43,594 They won't listen. 663 00:30:43,628 --> 00:30:45,356 I think this shit's bad. 664 00:30:45,390 --> 00:30:48,204 Okay, what if that guy on the road earlier was right 665 00:30:48,238 --> 00:30:50,219 and these people aren't just greedy, 666 00:30:50,253 --> 00:30:51,823 they're evil? 667 00:30:51,856 --> 00:30:53,321 Evil, really? 668 00:30:53,355 --> 00:30:55,790 That thing I read earlier said rektor's up to something. 669 00:30:55,823 --> 00:30:58,184 And now they're offering us all this crazy money 670 00:30:58,218 --> 00:30:59,914 to help them promote it. 671 00:30:59,948 --> 00:31:01,391 What kind of money? 672 00:31:01,425 --> 00:31:02,478 Half a mil? Million? 673 00:31:02,511 --> 00:31:04,271 Are they including me? 674 00:31:04,305 --> 00:31:05,548 I'm serious. 675 00:31:05,581 --> 00:31:07,626 - Are you coming with me or not? - I would. 676 00:31:07,660 --> 00:31:09,261 I really, really would but um, 677 00:31:09,295 --> 00:31:10,696 actually I have a date tonight. 678 00:31:10,729 --> 00:31:12,363 Harry. 679 00:31:12,396 --> 00:31:14,251 A date. 680 00:31:14,285 --> 00:31:15,855 Oh, Flynn, come on. 681 00:31:15,888 --> 00:31:17,711 No, no, it's super cool. 682 00:31:17,745 --> 00:31:18,798 No one believes me. 683 00:31:18,831 --> 00:31:21,034 Everyone thinks I'm just fucking nuts. 684 00:31:21,068 --> 00:31:23,914 I guess I'll try to find a signal somewhere 685 00:31:23,948 --> 00:31:25,644 and see if I can catch an uber 686 00:31:25,678 --> 00:31:28,778 to go play my semi-final deathmatch alone. 687 00:31:28,811 --> 00:31:30,793 Okay, sorry. 688 00:31:30,826 --> 00:31:32,523 Text me. 689 00:31:32,556 --> 00:31:33,797 Good luck with your deathmatch. 690 00:31:46,155 --> 00:31:47,566 You gotta be shitting me. 691 00:31:54,383 --> 00:31:55,563 I can... unbelievable. 692 00:32:01,483 --> 00:32:03,496 Merry Christmas, motherfuckers. 693 00:32:40,716 --> 00:32:42,508 -Shhh, shh. 694 00:32:42,541 --> 00:32:43,816 Don't... don't move. 695 00:32:43,849 --> 00:32:44,713 Sshh. 696 00:32:44,746 --> 00:32:47,213 Don't scream. 697 00:32:47,246 --> 00:32:49,038 - Get away from me. - Shhh. 698 00:32:49,071 --> 00:32:50,768 The feeding hour is upon us. 699 00:32:50,802 --> 00:32:53,775 Their heightened senses means they can see everything. 700 00:32:56,203 --> 00:32:57,161 What the hell's the matter with you, dude? 701 00:32:57,195 --> 00:32:58,543 You can't just grab me. 702 00:32:58,576 --> 00:32:59,819 You know what? 703 00:32:59,853 --> 00:33:00,884 They had a valid fucking point. 704 00:33:00,908 --> 00:33:01,739 You're the one I should be scared of. 705 00:33:01,773 --> 00:33:03,818 Not rektor. 706 00:33:03,851 --> 00:33:04,935 Put that mace down. 707 00:33:04,968 --> 00:33:06,602 I'm trying to save you, Flynn. 708 00:33:06,635 --> 00:33:07,688 How do you know my name? 709 00:33:07,722 --> 00:33:08,488 I'll explain that later. 710 00:33:08,522 --> 00:33:10,157 No, you're going to explain it now 711 00:33:10,190 --> 00:33:11,212 or I'm screaming. 712 00:33:11,245 --> 00:33:12,366 We don't have time for this. 713 00:33:14,030 --> 00:33:15,242 Yeah, yeah, you're right. 714 00:33:17,005 --> 00:33:18,185 Where the hell are you going? 715 00:33:18,219 --> 00:33:19,630 Hey! 716 00:33:19,664 --> 00:33:21,645 You can't get a fucking signal out here. 717 00:33:21,679 --> 00:33:23,440 They only get a signal when they want you to. 718 00:33:24,137 --> 00:33:24,935 Hey? 719 00:33:24,969 --> 00:33:27,469 Come with me now before it's too late. 720 00:33:27,502 --> 00:33:28,903 I don't need your help, old man. 721 00:33:35,688 --> 00:33:37,069 Oh, I love this. 722 00:33:37,102 --> 00:33:40,972 The smell is so authentic. 723 00:33:41,005 --> 00:33:42,217 It's great. 724 00:33:45,067 --> 00:33:47,143 Jules... 725 00:33:47,177 --> 00:33:48,842 I'm waiting for you. 726 00:33:48,875 --> 00:33:49,897 Harry? 727 00:33:52,430 --> 00:33:53,832 Is that you? 728 00:33:53,865 --> 00:33:55,752 Why don't you come this way, little lady? 729 00:33:58,992 --> 00:34:01,353 Shit. 730 00:34:24,459 --> 00:34:25,480 Guys? 731 00:34:25,514 --> 00:34:26,925 Guys? 732 00:34:31,020 --> 00:34:32,907 Jack? 733 00:34:32,940 --> 00:34:33,962 Liz? 734 00:34:40,905 --> 00:34:41,905 Shit. 735 00:34:50,030 --> 00:34:51,147 That's more like it. 736 00:35:14,315 --> 00:35:15,885 Shit! 737 00:35:15,919 --> 00:35:16,919 Fuck. 738 00:35:27,977 --> 00:35:30,222 Calm down, you freak. 739 00:35:30,255 --> 00:35:32,016 You're just letting Flynn get into your head. 740 00:35:42,377 --> 00:35:44,622 I uh, took the Liberty of trying the wine. 741 00:35:46,059 --> 00:35:47,080 It's really good. 742 00:35:48,812 --> 00:35:51,374 Is it biodynamic? 743 00:35:51,407 --> 00:35:52,587 Jules? 744 00:35:59,277 --> 00:36:01,775 Don't worry, cutie, I'm coming for you. 745 00:36:10,248 --> 00:36:12,072 Hello, Jules. 746 00:36:12,105 --> 00:36:13,359 Oh, shit. 747 00:36:14,732 --> 00:36:18,222 Listen, I'm not gonna tell anyone 748 00:36:18,255 --> 00:36:20,332 what you guys are up to. 749 00:36:20,365 --> 00:36:21,387 -I promise. 750 00:36:21,420 --> 00:36:23,275 Just... just... just let me go. 751 00:36:23,309 --> 00:36:25,100 That's not happening, Jules. 752 00:36:25,134 --> 00:36:26,862 Okay. I thought that you were a nice guy! 753 00:36:26,895 --> 00:36:28,043 No, I ain't. 754 00:36:28,077 --> 00:36:29,130 Why me? 755 00:36:29,164 --> 00:36:30,797 You... you love animals. 756 00:36:30,830 --> 00:36:32,073 Remember, the whales? 757 00:36:32,107 --> 00:36:33,835 I love animals. 758 00:36:33,869 --> 00:36:36,008 I just hate humans. 759 00:36:37,614 --> 00:36:38,614 Jules! 760 00:36:41,897 --> 00:36:44,110 You smell tender and juicy. 761 00:36:44,144 --> 00:36:46,990 Aah! 762 00:36:47,024 --> 00:36:49,227 Never trust a guy with a man bun. 763 00:36:49,260 --> 00:36:50,260 Jules! 764 00:36:53,997 --> 00:36:56,137 Flynn! Flynn! 765 00:36:56,170 --> 00:36:57,550 Don't fight the catch... 766 00:36:59,789 --> 00:37:01,485 We have a connection. 767 00:37:18,314 --> 00:37:20,654 - Jules! - Flynn! Flynn! 768 00:37:29,580 --> 00:37:30,602 Ah! 769 00:37:36,881 --> 00:37:38,408 Lesson learned. 770 00:37:38,442 --> 00:37:40,877 Never accept a date from a dude with a man bun. 771 00:37:47,535 --> 00:37:49,865 No. No, no, no, no. 772 00:37:49,899 --> 00:37:52,365 No more swipes up for you, sweetheart. 773 00:37:54,794 --> 00:37:56,975 You have nowhere to run! 774 00:38:08,044 --> 00:38:10,024 Looks like you needed my help after all. 775 00:38:10,058 --> 00:38:10,824 How did you... 776 00:38:10,857 --> 00:38:12,936 Know you're gonna get eaten alive? 777 00:38:12,969 --> 00:38:13,969 Kind of, yeah. 778 00:38:22,063 --> 00:38:23,782 You should come out with me. I'll show you. 779 00:38:27,496 --> 00:38:28,391 Really? 780 00:38:28,424 --> 00:38:30,121 We're gonna do this shit again? 781 00:38:30,154 --> 00:38:31,724 No, no, I'm coming. I just... 782 00:38:31,758 --> 00:38:33,096 We have to save my brother, too. 783 00:38:34,216 --> 00:38:36,039 Alright, we'll see. Come on. 784 00:38:41,263 --> 00:38:43,751 Oh, wow. 785 00:38:43,784 --> 00:38:45,639 This feels like... 786 00:38:45,673 --> 00:38:46,673 Home? 787 00:38:50,029 --> 00:38:53,836 Our 500 print and television subsidiaries worldwide 788 00:38:53,869 --> 00:38:56,684 make up 90 percent of the global market. 789 00:38:56,718 --> 00:38:59,438 By the end of the decade, we plan to have acquired 790 00:38:59,471 --> 00:39:00,967 - all of them. - Sweet. 791 00:39:01,001 --> 00:39:01,799 People, they call me, 792 00:39:01,833 --> 00:39:04,238 heartless, a capitalist, a gold digger. 793 00:39:04,271 --> 00:39:06,854 And this of course one of our many satellite locations, 794 00:39:06,887 --> 00:39:09,449 where all data and imagery are run through our algorithms 795 00:39:09,483 --> 00:39:11,148 straight up to the cloud. 796 00:39:11,181 --> 00:39:12,846 Sweet. 797 00:39:12,880 --> 00:39:15,209 Algorithms are kind of my jam. 798 00:39:15,243 --> 00:39:17,804 I just... I keep searching for a sense of security 799 00:39:17,838 --> 00:39:19,334 and I know that the second I find it, 800 00:39:19,367 --> 00:39:20,874 I'm gonna be a whole new person. 801 00:39:22,184 --> 00:39:26,634 Well, I think you found it, baby girl. 802 00:39:26,668 --> 00:39:27,668 Come on. 803 00:39:28,683 --> 00:39:30,284 We like to think of our algorithm 804 00:39:30,318 --> 00:39:32,394 as a giant filter 805 00:39:32,428 --> 00:39:35,306 for all the world's facts, narratives, and viewpoints. 806 00:39:35,339 --> 00:39:36,551 You ready for some real fun? 807 00:39:36,584 --> 00:39:37,584 Yes. 808 00:39:40,909 --> 00:39:42,247 Oh, wow. 809 00:39:42,281 --> 00:39:44,041 Whether you're moderate or conservative 810 00:39:44,074 --> 00:39:47,817 leftist, fascist, anarchist, it doesn't matter to us. 811 00:39:47,851 --> 00:39:50,349 My 1975 halston. 812 00:39:50,383 --> 00:39:53,229 Jackie onassis wore it once before I bought it. 813 00:39:53,263 --> 00:39:54,474 Do you wanna try it on? 814 00:39:54,508 --> 00:39:56,204 Heck yeah. 815 00:40:01,607 --> 00:40:04,201 What's mine is yours. 816 00:40:04,234 --> 00:40:05,773 Our ethos has always been, 817 00:40:05,806 --> 00:40:07,851 why be a part of the conversation, 818 00:40:07,884 --> 00:40:10,636 when you could construct the conversation itself? 819 00:40:12,104 --> 00:40:13,104 Great question. 820 00:40:15,881 --> 00:40:16,962 Sorry, was that a question? 821 00:40:22,633 --> 00:40:25,131 Good eye. 822 00:40:25,164 --> 00:40:28,106 This is some top secret shit 823 00:40:28,139 --> 00:40:30,216 that I should not be showing you. 824 00:40:30,249 --> 00:40:31,661 Is it Botox? 825 00:40:31,694 --> 00:40:33,549 This is the vaccine. 826 00:40:35,081 --> 00:40:36,967 It's gonna heal the world. 827 00:40:37,001 --> 00:40:39,657 Total immunity to everything. 828 00:40:39,691 --> 00:40:40,691 Everything? 829 00:40:42,191 --> 00:40:47,021 Just one little shot and nothing will ever stop you. 830 00:40:47,054 --> 00:40:48,582 Can I do it now? 831 00:40:48,616 --> 00:40:50,091 No. 832 00:40:50,124 --> 00:40:51,789 Oh. 833 00:40:51,823 --> 00:40:53,192 But. 834 00:40:53,226 --> 00:40:54,796 But? 835 00:40:54,829 --> 00:40:57,834 Seeing that we're already like family 836 00:40:57,868 --> 00:41:00,872 and this is a momentous occasion, 837 00:41:00,906 --> 00:41:02,697 it feels right to make an exception. 838 00:41:05,579 --> 00:41:09,544 Now, if an ageless billionaire has pulled you into a wardrobe, 839 00:41:09,578 --> 00:41:12,424 inviting you to try a secret serum in a syringe 840 00:41:12,458 --> 00:41:14,344 from a creepy wooden box... 841 00:41:14,378 --> 00:41:16,781 You ready to be an untouchable queen? 842 00:41:16,814 --> 00:41:17,709 Just say... 843 00:41:17,743 --> 00:41:18,669 Yes. 844 00:41:18,703 --> 00:41:19,882 Yes, please. 845 00:41:19,916 --> 00:41:22,478 Wrong answer, sweetheart. 846 00:41:22,511 --> 00:41:23,786 Hey, uh, thanks for the tour, 847 00:41:23,819 --> 00:41:25,991 but I should probably be heading back. 848 00:41:26,024 --> 00:41:27,689 My sister and my friends are probably 849 00:41:27,723 --> 00:41:28,744 wondering about me. 850 00:41:29,927 --> 00:41:31,086 Here we go. 851 00:41:34,960 --> 00:41:37,194 You haven't even met Mr. Rektor yet. 852 00:41:37,228 --> 00:41:40,074 Oh, uh, oh, why, is he around? 853 00:42:26,567 --> 00:42:30,216 Welcome to the rest of your life. 854 00:42:34,891 --> 00:42:36,334 No shit. 855 00:42:39,406 --> 00:42:42,442 I grew up pulling all-nighters to watch re-runs of your show. 856 00:42:44,428 --> 00:42:46,504 Catch a criminal with Elliot Jones. 857 00:42:46,538 --> 00:42:49,226 If you're a criminal preying on the innocent, 858 00:42:49,259 --> 00:42:51,146 if you assault, rape, and kill... 859 00:42:51,179 --> 00:42:52,106 Aahhh! 860 00:42:52,139 --> 00:42:53,836 We have a message for you. 861 00:42:53,869 --> 00:42:54,796 Watch out. 862 00:42:54,829 --> 00:42:56,906 Justice is back in town. 863 00:42:56,939 --> 00:42:59,849 Ride alone with Elliot Jones as he investigates, 864 00:42:59,883 --> 00:43:02,539 pursues, and brings down the darkest, 865 00:43:02,573 --> 00:43:05,609 most elusive night stalking predators on our streets. 866 00:43:05,643 --> 00:43:07,656 Catch a criminal with Elliot Jones. 867 00:43:07,689 --> 00:43:09,196 Making america safer. 868 00:43:13,196 --> 00:43:15,366 Catch a criminal with Elliot Jones. 869 00:43:15,400 --> 00:43:19,206 Thursdays at-00, - 00 central on bdn. 870 00:43:26,793 --> 00:43:27,793 What happened to you? 871 00:43:33,703 --> 00:43:36,908 My daughter, Molly, she was... 872 00:43:38,503 --> 00:43:40,200 She was murdered in the hotel suite 873 00:43:40,233 --> 00:43:41,930 of a record label executive. 874 00:43:44,812 --> 00:43:50,285 So... there was a trial, highly publicized search 875 00:43:50,319 --> 00:43:52,901 for her killer and all that bullshit. 876 00:43:52,935 --> 00:43:57,321 That's what led to setting the whole show in motion. 877 00:43:57,355 --> 00:44:00,581 But it was all for her, it was all for Molly. 878 00:44:03,790 --> 00:44:07,692 I followed every clue until it led me to the... 879 00:44:09,613 --> 00:44:11,405 The owner of the record label. 880 00:44:11,439 --> 00:44:13,388 Hmm. 881 00:44:13,422 --> 00:44:19,560 Who also happened to be the owner of the network 882 00:44:19,593 --> 00:44:21,733 that paid for my show. 883 00:44:21,766 --> 00:44:23,273 Steven rektor. 884 00:44:26,218 --> 00:44:28,421 Steven fucking rektor. 885 00:44:31,240 --> 00:44:33,643 This is our newest feature, 886 00:44:33,677 --> 00:44:36,133 personally designed by Mr. Rektor himself. 887 00:44:36,166 --> 00:44:36,964 It's the latest 888 00:44:36,999 --> 00:44:39,593 in immersive audio-visual experiences. 889 00:44:39,627 --> 00:44:41,165 What like vr? 890 00:44:41,199 --> 00:44:42,568 Like nothing you've ever seen. 891 00:44:46,473 --> 00:44:48,550 A lot of people think that vampires is the stuff 892 00:44:48,583 --> 00:44:51,176 of fairy tales, and novels, and all that bullshit. 893 00:44:51,210 --> 00:44:53,993 But little do they know that bram stoker himself 894 00:44:54,027 --> 00:44:55,628 was a vampire! 895 00:44:55,662 --> 00:44:58,920 Making up lies to distract us from the truth. 896 00:44:58,953 --> 00:45:02,981 That the vampire illuminati not only walks among us, 897 00:45:03,015 --> 00:45:08,361 they've gamed our entire system, our financial institutions. 898 00:45:08,395 --> 00:45:10,376 We got shadow governments making up laws 899 00:45:10,410 --> 00:45:12,107 we don't even fucking know about. 900 00:45:12,140 --> 00:45:15,303 Massive media mergers, algorithms, data mining 901 00:45:15,337 --> 00:45:17,255 to control what people think. 902 00:45:17,288 --> 00:45:19,850 While the police state keeps us in line. 903 00:45:20,748 --> 00:45:23,468 Now, we got a vaccine. 904 00:45:23,502 --> 00:45:25,895 Yeah, all in the name of healing the world 905 00:45:25,928 --> 00:45:28,427 when it's really about keeping our blood clean enough 906 00:45:28,460 --> 00:45:29,893 for their consumption. 907 00:45:29,926 --> 00:45:34,281 Rooting out the prey from a super society of predators 908 00:45:34,315 --> 00:45:40,453 who worship at the altar of a vampire illuminati. 909 00:45:40,486 --> 00:45:41,803 And that's the truth, baby. 910 00:45:44,559 --> 00:45:48,006 Okay so, I just lie there. 911 00:45:48,040 --> 00:45:50,855 Clothes on obviously, right. No? Okay, I'm joking. 912 00:45:50,888 --> 00:45:51,941 Alright. 913 00:45:53,863 --> 00:45:55,085 Whoa, here we go. 914 00:45:58,990 --> 00:46:00,170 Have fun. 915 00:46:55,725 --> 00:46:56,725 Hello? 916 00:46:59,017 --> 00:47:00,017 Hello, Jack. 917 00:47:02,667 --> 00:47:03,783 Steven? 918 00:47:03,817 --> 00:47:05,576 Cocksuckers, hang on a second. 919 00:47:06,823 --> 00:47:08,488 Here we go. 920 00:47:08,522 --> 00:47:09,575 Here we go. 921 00:47:12,172 --> 00:47:13,383 The omega society. 922 00:47:13,417 --> 00:47:15,240 It's the oldest and most secretive society 923 00:47:15,273 --> 00:47:17,065 on the planet. 924 00:47:17,098 --> 00:47:18,573 It's more of a cult really. 925 00:47:20,073 --> 00:47:22,730 Their origins date back since before recorded history. 926 00:47:23,882 --> 00:47:24,935 Want a smoke? 927 00:47:24,968 --> 00:47:26,950 Uh, I... I vape. 928 00:47:26,983 --> 00:47:27,983 Grow up. 929 00:47:29,895 --> 00:47:34,925 Look, they lived off the blood of small mammals until... 930 00:47:34,959 --> 00:47:38,090 Until they realized that drinking human blood 931 00:47:38,123 --> 00:47:40,263 would give them immortal life. 932 00:47:40,297 --> 00:47:43,111 If they drank it often enough. 933 00:47:43,145 --> 00:47:45,000 But it wasn't long until us humans 934 00:47:45,033 --> 00:47:46,635 started fighting back. 935 00:47:46,668 --> 00:47:47,499 By the middle ages, 936 00:47:47,533 --> 00:47:49,357 we had these motherfuckers on the run. 937 00:47:49,390 --> 00:47:52,775 Then, they came up with a new tactic. 938 00:47:52,808 --> 00:47:56,077 Fleeing their villages in a mass migration. 939 00:47:56,110 --> 00:47:58,661 And then reintegrating into our society, 940 00:47:58,695 --> 00:48:03,303 pretending... pretending, mind you, to be one of us. 941 00:48:03,337 --> 00:48:04,780 But they're weak. 942 00:48:04,813 --> 00:48:06,637 They have a disease. 943 00:48:06,670 --> 00:48:10,118 The whole family has had a disease for 350 years. 944 00:48:10,152 --> 00:48:12,460 And now rektor's dying. 945 00:48:12,493 --> 00:48:14,412 And he thinks you're the cure. 946 00:48:14,445 --> 00:48:15,755 What do you mean cure? 947 00:48:15,790 --> 00:48:18,220 Hunters way before me have been documenting their kills 948 00:48:18,253 --> 00:48:19,749 for centuries. 949 00:48:19,782 --> 00:48:23,240 But there is one event that changed everything. 950 00:48:23,274 --> 00:48:25,034 1627. 951 00:48:25,067 --> 00:48:27,144 During the würzberg witch trials, 952 00:48:27,177 --> 00:48:30,309 a young woman, a leper was prayed over 953 00:48:30,342 --> 00:48:33,769 by a powerful French cleric Armand Jean du som... 954 00:48:33,802 --> 00:48:34,792 Something. 955 00:48:34,826 --> 00:48:36,965 Said to be touched by god himself. 956 00:48:36,999 --> 00:48:38,442 Anyway, puts his hands on her, 957 00:48:38,476 --> 00:48:41,164 says a prayer, and boom, she's healed. 958 00:48:41,198 --> 00:48:42,156 Just like that. 959 00:48:42,189 --> 00:48:43,276 True miracle. 960 00:48:43,309 --> 00:48:46,091 Well, she healed so fast, they thought she was a witch. 961 00:48:46,124 --> 00:48:48,517 Decided to burn her at the stake 962 00:48:48,551 --> 00:48:51,175 but the night before her execution, 963 00:48:51,209 --> 00:48:52,262 she had a visitor. 964 00:48:53,741 --> 00:48:56,746 A vampire patriarch brutally drained her 965 00:48:56,779 --> 00:49:00,902 of every ounce of blood in her frail body. 966 00:49:00,936 --> 00:49:06,282 But her blood... It was special. 967 00:49:06,316 --> 00:49:08,772 Infused by the holy spirit himself 968 00:49:08,805 --> 00:49:10,534 thanks to the cleric, you see. 969 00:49:10,567 --> 00:49:14,827 She was given the divine gift of life. 970 00:49:14,861 --> 00:49:18,604 That will wreak havoc on the dead. 971 00:49:18,638 --> 00:49:22,149 Her name was lost through time, but she was forever referred to 972 00:49:22,182 --> 00:49:27,909 as the "geist des schicksals", "the ghost of fate". 973 00:49:27,942 --> 00:49:30,504 And through the centuries, that infected bloodline 974 00:49:30,537 --> 00:49:33,479 has run rampant through the rektor family 975 00:49:33,512 --> 00:49:36,549 making each generation shorter, and weaker, 976 00:49:36,582 --> 00:49:39,397 and more desperate than the ones before. 977 00:49:39,431 --> 00:49:42,952 And now Steven rektor thinks that you and Jack are the cure. 978 00:49:42,986 --> 00:49:44,134 Holy shit. 979 00:49:44,167 --> 00:49:46,085 And hell, I think they're right! 980 00:49:46,119 --> 00:49:49,092 My theory is that not only is your blood the right type, 981 00:49:49,125 --> 00:49:51,402 but you and Jack have rektor DNA. 982 00:49:51,436 --> 00:49:54,567 Your great grandpa wilbur chambers 983 00:49:54,601 --> 00:49:59,589 married a Lydia riechtor, which could have been rektor. 984 00:49:59,622 --> 00:50:01,255 Vampires are changing their fucking names 985 00:50:01,289 --> 00:50:02,279 all the time, 986 00:50:02,312 --> 00:50:04,842 that's why they're after you. 987 00:50:04,876 --> 00:50:09,094 'Cause they think you and Jack are part of the family. 988 00:50:09,127 --> 00:50:10,855 So, we gotta go now. 989 00:50:10,889 --> 00:50:12,364 We're not ready. - Why not? 990 00:50:12,398 --> 00:50:13,862 We've gotta prepare. 991 00:50:13,896 --> 00:50:15,687 I thought that's what we've been doing. 992 00:50:15,721 --> 00:50:17,892 I've been killing vamps a long time, honey. 993 00:50:17,925 --> 00:50:21,162 Steven rektor, that son of a bitch, 994 00:50:21,196 --> 00:50:22,353 he ain't no ordinary vampire. 995 00:50:22,377 --> 00:50:23,335 Nope. 996 00:50:23,369 --> 00:50:25,287 He's a dark lord, 997 00:50:25,321 --> 00:50:28,199 whose royal bloodline goes back to the very beginning. 998 00:50:28,232 --> 00:50:29,960 Now, you take him out, 999 00:50:29,994 --> 00:50:32,112 you take out one of the biggest vamp syndicates of all time. 1000 00:50:32,136 --> 00:50:34,507 I can't believe this is my fucking life right now. 1001 00:50:34,541 --> 00:50:38,252 Okay. Rektor's birthday as on record is 1921. 1002 00:50:39,626 --> 00:50:43,337 Now, a vampire's natural lifespan is of course endless. 1003 00:50:43,371 --> 00:50:45,574 But no financial or real estate records 1004 00:50:45,607 --> 00:50:47,947 ever show one vampire ever living past 1005 00:50:47,981 --> 00:50:48,485 the century Mark. 1006 00:50:48,519 --> 00:50:50,152 What does that mean? 1007 00:50:50,186 --> 00:50:51,882 It means after 100 years, 1008 00:50:51,916 --> 00:50:54,920 they simply vanish into thin air. 1009 00:50:54,954 --> 00:50:57,125 So you're saying that rektor is near the... 1010 00:50:57,159 --> 00:50:59,045 Expiration date. 1011 00:50:59,079 --> 00:51:02,980 But he's also immortal, so what does that mean? 1012 00:51:03,014 --> 00:51:06,440 Vampires age and die just like you and me. 1013 00:51:06,474 --> 00:51:09,257 But their spirit never does. 1014 00:51:09,291 --> 00:51:12,454 They simply move on to a new host. 1015 00:51:12,487 --> 00:51:14,279 Somebody they feel can carry on their legacy. 1016 00:51:14,312 --> 00:51:16,294 Yup, yup, that's Jack. 1017 00:51:17,994 --> 00:51:19,237 I've been waiting for you. 1018 00:51:22,245 --> 00:51:23,467 Wow, man. 1019 00:51:23,501 --> 00:51:24,807 You look so... 1020 00:51:24,841 --> 00:51:25,830 Real. 1021 00:51:25,864 --> 00:51:27,687 Yeah. 1022 00:51:27,721 --> 00:51:29,259 What... and dude, this place, it's... 1023 00:51:29,292 --> 00:51:30,757 It's ah... 1024 00:51:30,791 --> 00:51:33,194 You know, it's strange, it kind of reminds me of, um... 1025 00:51:33,227 --> 00:51:34,439 Winston's bar and grill? 1026 00:51:35,981 --> 00:51:37,192 Yeah. 1027 00:51:37,226 --> 00:51:38,026 Dude. 1028 00:51:38,059 --> 00:51:39,112 Oh, yeah, no. 1029 00:51:39,146 --> 00:51:41,960 Man, I... I used to work here. 1030 00:51:41,994 --> 00:51:44,134 I mean not here, you know the... the real one. 1031 00:51:44,167 --> 00:51:45,895 Not virtual, but... 1032 00:51:45,929 --> 00:51:47,720 Yeah, no, I... I was the dj. 1033 00:51:49,516 --> 00:51:51,655 I mean to be honest, I was pretty fucking bad. 1034 00:51:52,873 --> 00:51:57,004 Umm, but this place is where I made my first YouTube videos 1035 00:51:57,038 --> 00:51:57,732 with my roommate. 1036 00:51:57,765 --> 00:51:59,494 It's uh... 1037 00:51:59,527 --> 00:52:01,477 How did you know? 1038 00:52:01,511 --> 00:52:03,080 I know everything about you. 1039 00:52:03,114 --> 00:52:08,229 Your high school crush to your first viral video. 1040 00:52:08,262 --> 00:52:11,140 The first million dollars you ever made. 1041 00:52:11,174 --> 00:52:14,569 The day you met Liz to the exact amount of money 1042 00:52:14,602 --> 00:52:17,417 in your checking account right now. 1043 00:52:18,664 --> 00:52:20,455 Yeah. Oh, shit, uh... 1044 00:52:20,489 --> 00:52:23,367 You... about that, umm, Mr. Rektor, 1045 00:52:23,401 --> 00:52:25,962 the reason that account is so low is just because, 1046 00:52:25,996 --> 00:52:28,167 you know, our overheads are so high. 1047 00:52:28,201 --> 00:52:30,340 Uh, but I can assure you stream team's value 1048 00:52:30,374 --> 00:52:32,007 is still rocking high. 1049 00:52:32,041 --> 00:52:34,982 We don't care about all that. 1050 00:52:35,016 --> 00:52:37,830 Jack, everything you think you know about the world, 1051 00:52:37,864 --> 00:52:40,520 it's all about to change. 1052 00:52:40,554 --> 00:52:43,147 You are about to change. 1053 00:52:43,181 --> 00:52:44,360 I am? 1054 00:52:44,394 --> 00:52:47,852 It's time for your next evolutionary step. 1055 00:52:51,789 --> 00:52:53,349 Sorry, I... 1056 00:52:53,382 --> 00:52:54,889 I think I'm a bit confused. 1057 00:52:54,922 --> 00:52:58,476 Umm, when you say... What do you mean... 1058 00:53:03,372 --> 00:53:06,314 Huh, what's going on? 1059 00:53:11,337 --> 00:53:12,337 Umm... 1060 00:53:17,066 --> 00:53:18,984 Hey guys, very funny. 1061 00:53:19,017 --> 00:53:20,872 I get it. 1062 00:53:20,906 --> 00:53:23,055 You know I thought this was gonna be like a vr experience 1063 00:53:23,079 --> 00:53:25,924 on a beach, you know or in space. 1064 00:53:25,958 --> 00:53:27,749 Something. 1065 00:54:00,940 --> 00:54:02,826 Can someone let me out of here, please? 1066 00:54:04,326 --> 00:54:07,721 Oh, come on, okay. 1067 00:54:11,015 --> 00:54:13,355 Umm, okay, so, that was great. 1068 00:54:13,388 --> 00:54:15,876 I'm... I'm sorry, I... I... I have to go. 1069 00:54:15,910 --> 00:54:17,701 It was... It was nice meeting you guys, 1070 00:54:17,735 --> 00:54:19,494 but umm, listen, I'm sorry. 1071 00:54:19,528 --> 00:54:21,573 I uh, I... I really gotta go. 1072 00:54:21,606 --> 00:54:22,533 You're not going anywhere. 1073 00:54:22,566 --> 00:54:23,428 Sorry, Jack. 1074 00:54:23,463 --> 00:54:25,444 No, no, it's cool. No need to apologize. 1075 00:54:25,478 --> 00:54:27,111 I'm just gonna let myself out. 1076 00:54:27,145 --> 00:54:28,305 It was nice meeting you guys. 1077 00:54:29,350 --> 00:54:30,350 Liz? 1078 00:54:32,166 --> 00:54:33,219 Hi. 1079 00:54:34,983 --> 00:54:37,386 Baby. Oh, my god, baby. 1080 00:54:40,933 --> 00:54:41,933 Baby. 1081 00:54:43,401 --> 00:54:45,035 Are you okay? 1082 00:54:45,068 --> 00:54:46,691 Never better. 1083 00:54:46,724 --> 00:54:48,105 Baby, we... we... we gotta go. 1084 00:54:48,138 --> 00:54:49,835 - Now. - No. 1085 00:54:49,868 --> 00:54:51,396 - Why? - Why? 1086 00:54:51,430 --> 00:54:52,388 We made it, baby. 1087 00:54:52,421 --> 00:54:53,991 No, no, we didn't. 1088 00:54:54,025 --> 00:54:55,204 This place is a fucking trap. 1089 00:54:55,238 --> 00:54:56,745 Baby, we gotta go. 1090 00:54:56,778 --> 00:54:57,546 Kiss me. 1091 00:54:57,580 --> 00:54:58,506 Now? 1092 00:54:58,540 --> 00:54:59,909 Kiss me. 1093 00:54:59,943 --> 00:55:00,996 Oh, shit! 1094 00:55:01,030 --> 00:55:02,505 Oh, shit. You're one of them. 1095 00:55:02,538 --> 00:55:03,971 Eternal life, Jack. 1096 00:55:04,004 --> 00:55:04,835 Think about it. 1097 00:55:04,869 --> 00:55:06,756 We have more money, power, and success 1098 00:55:06,790 --> 00:55:08,170 than we ever imagined. 1099 00:55:08,203 --> 00:55:10,216 It's the holy grail, Jack. 1100 00:55:10,250 --> 00:55:12,611 No, no, no, I'm sorry, this is not okay. 1101 00:55:12,644 --> 00:55:13,835 I can't... 1102 00:55:13,868 --> 00:55:15,755 We can't be like these people. 1103 00:55:15,788 --> 00:55:17,801 We just need to get you to a hospital. 1104 00:55:17,835 --> 00:55:20,006 You know, there's still time. We can reverse this. 1105 00:55:20,040 --> 00:55:22,633 -Oh, fuck fangs, oh, god. 1106 00:55:22,666 --> 00:55:23,666 Oh. 1107 00:55:26,760 --> 00:55:28,425 Ah. 1108 00:55:28,458 --> 00:55:29,511 Goodnight, Jack. 1109 00:55:48,776 --> 00:55:49,956 Let me out of here. 1110 00:55:49,990 --> 00:55:52,330 Oh, let's not be difficult here. 1111 00:55:52,363 --> 00:55:53,828 You should be grateful. 1112 00:55:53,861 --> 00:55:56,676 You're about to be a king, and join the spirits 1113 00:55:56,710 --> 00:55:58,438 with the longest bloodline in the world. 1114 00:56:00,423 --> 00:56:02,890 Please, I'm begging you. 1115 00:56:02,923 --> 00:56:03,913 There's been a mistake. 1116 00:56:03,946 --> 00:56:05,738 This isn't what we signed up for. 1117 00:56:05,771 --> 00:56:06,890 Page six. 1118 00:56:06,923 --> 00:56:09,673 A full transference of all of Steven and Beverly rektor's 1119 00:56:09,706 --> 00:56:12,131 assets, including their own personal DNA. 1120 00:56:12,164 --> 00:56:14,473 You did read the contract, correct? 1121 00:56:16,964 --> 00:56:20,296 Look, whatever you're planning, just find someone else, okay? 1122 00:56:20,330 --> 00:56:23,493 I'm... I'm not gonna tell anyone, I promise. 1123 00:56:23,526 --> 00:56:25,128 We don't want anyone. 1124 00:56:25,161 --> 00:56:27,143 We chose you. 1125 00:56:27,176 --> 00:56:29,865 Chose me for what? 1126 00:56:29,898 --> 00:56:31,974 Welcome to the family. 1127 00:56:32,008 --> 00:56:33,029 What, no! 1128 00:56:33,063 --> 00:56:35,498 No, please. No. 1129 00:56:39,910 --> 00:56:44,328 Well, full transition, less than an hour. 1130 00:56:44,361 --> 00:56:46,248 An hour? I saw him like an hour ago. 1131 00:56:46,281 --> 00:56:47,893 That's why I'm saying we should be going now. 1132 00:56:47,917 --> 00:56:51,048 These bastards are the most vicious, the strongest, 1133 00:56:51,081 --> 00:56:54,149 fastest, most vile motherfuckers on this planet. 1134 00:56:54,183 --> 00:56:56,650 The games are over, honey. 1135 00:56:56,683 --> 00:56:57,449 You walk in that house, 1136 00:56:57,483 --> 00:56:59,108 chances are you'll get exsanguinated 1137 00:56:59,141 --> 00:57:01,513 in less than a minute walking through the door. 1138 00:57:01,546 --> 00:57:02,505 Sounds fun. 1139 00:57:02,538 --> 00:57:04,804 Hey, I'm serious. 1140 00:57:04,838 --> 00:57:06,155 You gotta follow my lead. 1141 00:57:09,037 --> 00:57:10,477 Whatever it takes to save my brother. 1142 00:57:13,161 --> 00:57:15,723 You know I always thought I'd die alone. 1143 00:57:15,757 --> 00:57:17,197 It's nice to know I got some company. 1144 00:57:20,557 --> 00:57:22,084 Always aim for the chest. 1145 00:57:22,118 --> 00:57:25,766 A wooden stake or a silver blade through the heart, 1146 00:57:25,800 --> 00:57:28,330 are the only proven way to kill these bastards. 1147 00:57:28,363 --> 00:57:30,524 How... how long have you been killing these things for? 1148 00:57:32,077 --> 00:57:33,319 A long fucking time. 1149 00:57:33,353 --> 00:57:34,628 Come on. 1150 00:57:34,661 --> 00:57:37,866 Countermeasures, always have 'em on you. 1151 00:57:37,900 --> 00:57:40,229 Crosses, the fear of god slows 'em down. 1152 00:57:40,263 --> 00:57:42,149 But mine packs an extra punch. 1153 00:57:42,183 --> 00:57:43,299 Cute. 1154 00:57:43,333 --> 00:57:45,061 Holy water. 1155 00:57:45,095 --> 00:57:46,886 Only use this as a last resort 1156 00:57:46,920 --> 00:57:48,869 when shit really hits the fan, okay? 1157 00:57:48,903 --> 00:57:52,488 And no self-respecting vampire hunter 1158 00:57:52,521 --> 00:57:54,402 ever leaves home without a pack of these babies. 1159 00:57:56,108 --> 00:57:58,596 Liquid garlic. 1160 00:57:58,630 --> 00:58:02,826 Explodes on contact with any vamp scum. 1161 00:58:02,860 --> 00:58:04,746 Huh, vamp scum? 1162 00:58:04,780 --> 00:58:06,919 Yeah. What? 1163 00:58:06,953 --> 00:58:07,879 Nothing. 1164 00:58:07,913 --> 00:58:09,578 It's a cool nickname. 1165 00:58:09,611 --> 00:58:11,171 And last but sure as shit not least, 1166 00:58:11,204 --> 00:58:12,933 there's the four-second rule. 1167 00:58:12,966 --> 00:58:14,799 Now, a typical vampire just wants to drain your blood 1168 00:58:14,823 --> 00:58:17,353 and leave you for dead, right? 1169 00:58:17,386 --> 00:58:21,225 But if you get fangs in with the dark lord or his ilk, 1170 00:58:21,258 --> 00:58:24,105 you got exactly four mississippis to get 'em out 1171 00:58:24,138 --> 00:58:24,904 before you turn. 1172 00:58:24,938 --> 00:58:27,396 And if you do turn, I got no choice, 1173 00:58:27,430 --> 00:58:30,338 but to stake your ass to the grave. 1174 00:58:30,372 --> 00:58:31,847 Ditto. 1175 00:58:33,283 --> 00:58:34,695 Fat chance, kid. 1176 00:58:37,419 --> 00:58:38,757 We're close. 1177 00:58:40,236 --> 00:58:42,470 Anything else I should know? 1178 00:58:42,504 --> 00:58:45,572 Yeah, yeah, there is. 1179 00:58:45,605 --> 00:58:48,040 We're gonna do everything we can to help your brother. 1180 00:58:48,074 --> 00:58:53,125 But there are thousands of lives at stake here. 1181 00:58:53,159 --> 00:58:55,298 Now, we got three hours till sunrise 1182 00:58:55,332 --> 00:58:57,259 and a lot of vampire ass to kick between now and then. 1183 00:58:57,283 --> 00:59:00,868 So, are you ready? 1184 00:59:00,902 --> 00:59:03,590 Actually give me one second. 1185 00:59:03,624 --> 00:59:05,384 What the hell are you doing? 1186 00:59:05,417 --> 00:59:07,557 I may have missed the semi-finals, 1187 00:59:07,590 --> 00:59:09,708 I'm gonna show the league that I'm good enough to go pro. 1188 00:59:09,732 --> 00:59:11,397 You're filming this? 1189 00:59:11,430 --> 00:59:12,969 Got a problem with that? 1190 00:59:13,002 --> 00:59:13,929 Do I have a choice? 1191 00:59:13,962 --> 00:59:15,754 No, not really. 1192 00:59:15,787 --> 00:59:17,832 Alright, locked and loaded. 1193 01:00:24,359 --> 01:00:25,029 Holy crap, guys. 1194 01:00:25,063 --> 01:00:26,920 Flynn chambers is back on live. 1195 01:00:26,954 --> 01:00:28,072 Oh, my gosh. 1196 01:00:28,106 --> 01:00:30,792 And it looks like she's in a secret bunker with her dad. 1197 01:00:30,825 --> 01:00:31,464 That's not her dad. 1198 01:00:31,498 --> 01:00:33,577 Her dad died three years ago. 1199 01:00:33,610 --> 01:00:35,750 Let's just say it, her outfit's pretty badass. 1200 01:00:35,784 --> 01:00:36,878 She looks like she can kill. 1201 01:00:36,902 --> 01:00:38,282 And the whole bow and arrow thing 1202 01:00:38,316 --> 01:00:40,234 is very fortnite 2019. 1203 01:00:40,267 --> 01:00:42,692 But she's bringing it back and I'm here for it. 1204 01:00:42,725 --> 01:00:44,200 This stuff is legit scary though. 1205 01:00:44,234 --> 01:00:45,730 We need to find out who that guy is. 1206 01:00:45,763 --> 01:00:46,595 Yeah, for real. 1207 01:00:46,629 --> 01:00:48,420 That guy is mad sus. 1208 01:00:48,454 --> 01:00:49,938 Wait, look... Looks like she's starting. 1209 01:00:49,962 --> 01:00:51,817 Shhh. 1210 01:01:10,154 --> 01:01:11,428 Whoa, whoa. 1211 01:01:11,462 --> 01:01:13,865 Easy here, ladies. 1212 01:01:13,899 --> 01:01:15,332 Easy, girls. 1213 01:01:15,365 --> 01:01:16,387 Easy now. 1214 01:01:24,902 --> 01:01:26,282 A little help here! 1215 01:01:37,192 --> 01:01:38,952 A little help here! 1216 01:01:53,702 --> 01:01:54,787 Oh. 1217 01:02:01,129 --> 01:02:02,857 Nice reflexes there, lady. 1218 01:02:02,890 --> 01:02:05,769 Fuck you very much. 1219 01:02:05,802 --> 01:02:07,172 Here. 1220 01:02:07,205 --> 01:02:08,997 Rektor's close. 1221 01:02:09,030 --> 01:02:11,012 I can feel it. 1222 01:02:11,045 --> 01:02:14,440 So when we find rektor, how do we take him down? 1223 01:02:14,474 --> 01:02:18,723 Yeah, thanks for reminding me. 1224 01:02:18,757 --> 01:02:20,580 Are you fucking kidding me? 1225 01:02:20,614 --> 01:02:21,994 You insane? 1226 01:02:22,027 --> 01:02:23,945 When I said I'd alone, I wasn't fucking. 1227 01:02:29,349 --> 01:02:32,807 There's no known way to kill a dark lord or his queen. 1228 01:02:32,840 --> 01:02:34,822 I'm just looking for some way, any way 1229 01:02:34,855 --> 01:02:36,552 to break the cycle and in the transition 1230 01:02:36,585 --> 01:02:38,282 maybe save your brother. 1231 01:02:38,316 --> 01:02:39,653 Alright. 1232 01:02:39,687 --> 01:02:42,533 The simple fact is ain't nobody ever done that 1233 01:02:42,567 --> 01:02:44,422 and lived to tell the tale. 1234 01:02:44,455 --> 01:02:47,882 Nobody but nobody in a thousand years 1235 01:02:47,916 --> 01:02:49,897 has ever successfully taken down the leader 1236 01:02:49,930 --> 01:02:51,177 of a vampire syndicate. 1237 01:02:51,211 --> 01:02:54,338 In fact, there's only been three documented attempts. 1238 01:02:54,372 --> 01:02:58,505 First, is none other than the inspiration for Dracula himself. 1239 01:02:58,539 --> 01:03:00,098 Vlad the impaler. 1240 01:03:00,132 --> 01:03:02,725 A brutal leader who, as legend has it, 1241 01:03:02,759 --> 01:03:07,114 dipped pieces of bread in bowls of his victims' blood. 1242 01:03:07,147 --> 01:03:09,667 He staked their bodies all over Eastern Europe. 1243 01:03:09,700 --> 01:03:13,064 But not documented, vlad was almost defeated 1244 01:03:13,097 --> 01:03:16,682 by a bavarian goldsmith named Syd the shylock. 1245 01:03:16,716 --> 01:03:19,172 Trapped vlad with the aid of his cousin, Esther, 1246 01:03:19,205 --> 01:03:20,419 who well may be a whore. 1247 01:03:20,454 --> 01:03:23,043 And he fed him divine water and garlic injections 1248 01:03:23,077 --> 01:03:24,932 for three weeks straight. 1249 01:03:24,965 --> 01:03:27,495 But one morning when Syd left for town, 1250 01:03:27,529 --> 01:03:29,257 vlad seduced Esther, 1251 01:03:29,290 --> 01:03:32,517 with the promise of a real apple. 1252 01:03:32,550 --> 01:03:34,563 It was very rare those days. 1253 01:03:34,597 --> 01:03:36,904 And that was the end of Syd and Esther and the last time 1254 01:03:36,938 --> 01:03:41,377 anybody ever saw or heard of vlad the impaler. 1255 01:03:41,411 --> 01:03:43,688 And then there's Jack the ripper. 1256 01:03:43,721 --> 01:03:44,910 Most consider the Welsh murderer, 1257 01:03:44,934 --> 01:03:46,599 the very first serial killer, 1258 01:03:46,633 --> 01:03:49,543 but while Scotland yard was desperate to catch Jack, 1259 01:03:49,576 --> 01:03:52,771 one detective, Frederick George abberline, 1260 01:03:52,804 --> 01:03:54,248 knew the truth. 1261 01:03:54,281 --> 01:03:56,326 Jack wasn't a serial killer. 1262 01:03:56,359 --> 01:03:58,626 He was the leader of a Welsh vampire syndicate, 1263 01:03:58,659 --> 01:04:00,873 known as the blood prince. 1264 01:04:02,562 --> 01:04:05,641 And our friend Frederick almost busted the entire ring. 1265 01:04:05,675 --> 01:04:07,941 Killed dozens of vamps including several members 1266 01:04:07,974 --> 01:04:09,734 of Jack's own family. 1267 01:04:09,768 --> 01:04:12,931 But even with the most inventive steampunk armory, 1268 01:04:12,964 --> 01:04:14,724 some of which we still use today, 1269 01:04:14,758 --> 01:04:17,541 his tactics were no match for the ripper. 1270 01:04:17,574 --> 01:04:19,682 The blood prince seduced Frederick 1271 01:04:19,716 --> 01:04:23,586 with the one thing the detective always wanted, 1272 01:04:23,619 --> 01:04:25,474 dental surgery. 1273 01:04:25,508 --> 01:04:27,816 Which brings us to the rektor's, 1274 01:04:27,849 --> 01:04:32,036 this creepy fucking bunker, and our sorry asses. 1275 01:04:32,069 --> 01:04:34,146 Yeah, well, I'm not down for a suicide mission, bro. 1276 01:04:34,179 --> 01:04:35,042 Okay, you're gonna need to give me something else 1277 01:04:35,076 --> 01:04:36,646 to work with. 1278 01:04:36,679 --> 01:04:38,692 According to the great prophecy, 1279 01:04:38,726 --> 01:04:40,771 there's one way to kill a dark lord, 1280 01:04:40,804 --> 01:04:42,691 and that's for him to get fanged 1281 01:04:42,724 --> 01:04:45,001 by somebody from his own blood order, 1282 01:04:45,035 --> 01:04:48,419 I.e. Somebody that he himself converted. 1283 01:04:49,508 --> 01:04:52,681 That right there is just downright impossible, honey. 1284 01:04:52,715 --> 01:04:54,021 There has to be another way. 1285 01:04:54,054 --> 01:04:56,679 Now, you find that out. 1286 01:04:57,894 --> 01:04:59,591 And you let me know, okay. 1287 01:05:04,962 --> 01:05:07,397 Our guests have arrived. 1288 01:05:07,431 --> 01:05:09,571 Rektor's bodyguard. 1289 01:05:09,604 --> 01:05:12,577 Might be the only one that knows where your brother is now. 1290 01:05:12,611 --> 01:05:14,793 Hey buddy, how you doing? 1291 01:05:17,031 --> 01:05:18,179 More coming to your way. 1292 01:05:22,116 --> 01:05:23,749 I bet you're wondering why the big guy 1293 01:05:23,783 --> 01:05:25,637 didn't take us down? 1294 01:05:25,671 --> 01:05:28,328 Well, because he knows and I know, 1295 01:05:28,361 --> 01:05:29,762 we're already dead. 1296 01:05:31,368 --> 01:05:32,484 Alright. 1297 01:05:33,995 --> 01:05:35,554 Are you ready for this? 1298 01:05:35,588 --> 01:05:38,117 Because things are about to go from mildly nightmarish 1299 01:05:38,151 --> 01:05:40,681 to completely batshit fucking crazy. 1300 01:05:40,715 --> 01:05:41,609 Hmm? 1301 01:05:41,643 --> 01:05:43,593 What do you think, they're waiting for us? 1302 01:05:43,626 --> 01:05:44,869 What the fuck do you think? 1303 01:05:47,076 --> 01:05:49,448 All the shit we do for family. 1304 01:06:24,938 --> 01:06:26,793 Oh, my god. 1305 01:06:26,826 --> 01:06:28,934 That's the worst thing I've ever seen. 1306 01:06:28,968 --> 01:06:31,044 All that blood for one vampire? 1307 01:06:31,078 --> 01:06:32,289 Not just one. 1308 01:06:32,322 --> 01:06:34,209 You see all them tube feeders? 1309 01:06:34,242 --> 01:06:36,488 Means this vamp ring is a lot bigger than I thought. 1310 01:06:38,853 --> 01:06:39,874 Come on. 1311 01:06:48,358 --> 01:06:50,023 Oh, my god. 1312 01:06:50,056 --> 01:06:51,457 - Looks like a... - Trap. 1313 01:06:57,219 --> 01:06:58,694 Jack? 1314 01:06:58,728 --> 01:07:00,677 Jack, Jack, come on. 1315 01:07:00,711 --> 01:07:02,313 Jack, look, Jack, you have to wake up. 1316 01:07:02,346 --> 01:07:03,494 Please. Jack? 1317 01:07:03,528 --> 01:07:05,161 Stop. 1318 01:07:07,336 --> 01:07:09,349 Mr. Jones. 1319 01:07:09,383 --> 01:07:10,183 Welcome to the party. 1320 01:07:10,216 --> 01:07:11,617 Hello, bitch. 1321 01:07:11,651 --> 01:07:12,936 Flynn. 1322 01:07:12,969 --> 01:07:15,362 Hey, where is he, vamp scum? 1323 01:07:15,396 --> 01:07:17,736 He's been waiting for you. 1324 01:07:17,769 --> 01:07:19,751 Where is he? 1325 01:07:21,736 --> 01:07:23,686 Oh, I'm sorry, was that a question? 1326 01:07:23,719 --> 01:07:26,408 'Cause I thought you knew everything about us. 1327 01:07:26,441 --> 01:07:27,441 Try me. 1328 01:07:34,986 --> 01:07:37,284 Jesus, fuck. 1329 01:07:37,318 --> 01:07:39,331 They've been hiding his decline for years. 1330 01:07:39,364 --> 01:07:41,704 That's rektor? 1331 01:07:41,738 --> 01:07:42,981 Who did we speak to before? 1332 01:07:43,014 --> 01:07:44,774 Goddamn deepfake program. 1333 01:07:44,808 --> 01:07:46,473 Remember, trust nobody. 1334 01:07:46,506 --> 01:07:48,741 Believe nothing. 1335 01:07:48,774 --> 01:07:52,423 And this piece of shit, it's been a long time coming, 1336 01:07:52,456 --> 01:07:55,524 you bloodsucking megalomaniac shitfucker. 1337 01:07:55,558 --> 01:07:59,143 Now, huh, we meet at last. 1338 01:07:59,176 --> 01:08:00,546 Well, not exactly. 1339 01:08:06,023 --> 01:08:07,972 You missed them by about an hour. 1340 01:08:08,006 --> 01:08:10,177 We did? 1341 01:08:10,211 --> 01:08:12,361 Beverly rektor has safely transitioned 1342 01:08:12,395 --> 01:08:14,017 to her new host body. 1343 01:08:17,606 --> 01:08:19,746 What about this piece of shit? 1344 01:08:19,779 --> 01:08:22,214 Oh, well, Steven is somewhere in transit, 1345 01:08:22,248 --> 01:08:24,482 as his host completes his transfusion. 1346 01:08:26,499 --> 01:08:28,006 Once the royal blood is in, 1347 01:08:28,039 --> 01:08:31,107 it means the spirit can finally bind the body. 1348 01:08:31,141 --> 01:08:33,703 It's the final step. 1349 01:08:33,736 --> 01:08:34,631 I'm sorry, darling. 1350 01:08:34,664 --> 01:08:35,664 No! 1351 01:08:37,956 --> 01:08:40,738 No fucking way. 1352 01:08:40,772 --> 01:08:43,428 He didn't know what he was getting into, alright? 1353 01:08:43,462 --> 01:08:46,087 You can do whatever the hell you want with her. 1354 01:08:46,120 --> 01:08:47,490 Stay the fuck away from my brother. 1355 01:08:49,865 --> 01:08:51,973 Think they'll just kill each other? 1356 01:08:52,007 --> 01:08:54,822 Have fun draining, Mr. Jones. 1357 01:08:54,855 --> 01:08:57,026 I'm gonna make sure the sister stays in the family. 1358 01:08:57,957 --> 01:09:00,487 Holy shit. 1359 01:09:00,520 --> 01:09:02,407 They want you to be the liaison. 1360 01:09:04,518 --> 01:09:06,563 It's a half-vampire, half-human 1361 01:09:06,597 --> 01:09:09,475 bound to the do the bidding of the king and queen, forever. 1362 01:09:11,460 --> 01:09:12,576 No. 1363 01:09:12,610 --> 01:09:13,610 That's not gonna happen. 1364 01:09:13,634 --> 01:09:15,973 I've always wanted to taste someone's integrity. 1365 01:09:17,990 --> 01:09:19,265 Bring it, vamp scum. 1366 01:09:29,415 --> 01:09:30,468 That was easy. 1367 01:09:47,845 --> 01:09:48,961 Jesus! 1368 01:10:11,972 --> 01:10:14,312 Get the hell off me, you fucking vamp. 1369 01:10:23,302 --> 01:10:24,302 Die, bitch. 1370 01:10:30,918 --> 01:10:32,647 Did she? 1371 01:10:32,680 --> 01:10:33,765 Am I? 1372 01:10:33,798 --> 01:10:35,716 Nah, you're good. 1373 01:10:44,580 --> 01:10:46,656 Alright, let's shut this shit down. 1374 01:10:46,690 --> 01:10:47,690 Shall we? 1375 01:10:49,412 --> 01:10:51,330 I'm sorry, guys. 1376 01:10:51,363 --> 01:10:54,305 He's mine now. 1377 01:10:54,338 --> 01:10:56,773 Don't listen to her. She's a queen now. 1378 01:10:56,807 --> 01:10:57,796 Not her true self. 1379 01:10:57,830 --> 01:10:59,938 No, no, that's Liz. 1380 01:11:01,860 --> 01:11:04,200 I'm gonna gut this bitch once and for all. 1381 01:11:04,234 --> 01:11:06,468 Oh, sweetie, try me. 1382 01:11:15,363 --> 01:11:16,838 A little help here! 1383 01:11:18,823 --> 01:11:20,583 No! 1384 01:12:07,847 --> 01:12:09,058 Flynn! 1385 01:12:09,092 --> 01:12:11,527 Fucking queen, don't let her get away! 1386 01:12:56,258 --> 01:12:57,679 - Press the blood. - - Where's the button? 1387 01:12:57,703 --> 01:12:58,946 Press the fucking blood. 1388 01:12:58,980 --> 01:13:00,487 Aahh... 1389 01:13:00,520 --> 01:13:01,826 The plan is not exactly simple. 1390 01:13:01,860 --> 01:13:03,746 Feeding rektor back his own royal blood 1391 01:13:03,780 --> 01:13:04,738 takes a lot of steps. 1392 01:13:04,773 --> 01:13:05,868 So, to make it clear, for all you 1393 01:13:05,892 --> 01:13:09,348 youtubing, tiktoking cocksuckers out there, 1394 01:13:09,382 --> 01:13:10,382 here are some tips. 1395 01:14:05,314 --> 01:14:06,662 Aaah! Help. 1396 01:14:06,696 --> 01:14:08,519 Oh, my god, Flynn. 1397 01:14:09,924 --> 01:14:11,113 Please get me out of this thing. 1398 01:14:11,137 --> 01:14:12,739 Come on. 1399 01:14:12,772 --> 01:14:15,872 Look. 1400 01:14:15,906 --> 01:14:17,286 Oh, god. 1401 01:14:25,126 --> 01:14:26,917 Ah, you thought I forgot. 1402 01:14:26,951 --> 01:14:29,090 So, the third and perhaps the closest, 1403 01:14:29,124 --> 01:14:31,559 anybody's ever come to busting a syndicate 1404 01:14:31,593 --> 01:14:36,486 happened in the afternoon of November 24th in 1971. 1405 01:14:36,519 --> 01:14:39,302 A charismatic vamp posing as an ad man 1406 01:14:39,336 --> 01:14:41,317 was well on his way to manipulating the masses 1407 01:14:41,351 --> 01:14:43,617 through Madison Avenue and forming a movement 1408 01:14:43,651 --> 01:14:46,022 to create large feeding areas 1409 01:14:46,056 --> 01:14:49,029 that would later become known as discos. 1410 01:14:49,062 --> 01:14:51,909 But on his way to triumph, he was double crossed 1411 01:14:51,942 --> 01:14:53,061 by a royal member 1412 01:14:53,094 --> 01:14:55,717 who was determined to use this disco concept 1413 01:14:55,751 --> 01:14:58,882 for a long time dream to become a popstar. 1414 01:14:58,916 --> 01:15:02,047 She sold out the ad man to an elite group of slayers, 1415 01:15:02,080 --> 01:15:07,111 who staged a coup on a flight from Portland to Seattle. 1416 01:15:07,144 --> 01:15:08,231 Sensing danger, 1417 01:15:08,264 --> 01:15:11,141 the now iconic bloodsucker, otherwise known 1418 01:15:11,174 --> 01:15:14,400 by the name of d.B. Cooper disappeared forever. 1419 01:15:16,227 --> 01:15:17,955 Oh, fuck me! Oh. 1420 01:15:17,989 --> 01:15:20,034 Oh, god. Whoa. 1421 01:15:20,067 --> 01:15:21,890 Oh, my god, oh, my god, Flynn. 1422 01:15:21,924 --> 01:15:22,914 I'm so sorry, you were right. 1423 01:15:22,947 --> 01:15:24,422 You were right about all of it. 1424 01:15:24,456 --> 01:15:25,477 I know, what else is new? 1425 01:15:26,597 --> 01:15:27,850 Please get me out of this thing. 1426 01:15:27,874 --> 01:15:30,182 - Come on. - Uhhh. 1427 01:15:30,216 --> 01:15:32,450 Oh, my god. 1428 01:15:32,484 --> 01:15:34,086 - Are we too late? - Oh, yeah. 1429 01:15:34,119 --> 01:15:36,385 Listen, you did a pretty good job. 1430 01:15:36,419 --> 01:15:37,504 - Yeah. - What about this? 1431 01:15:37,537 --> 01:15:38,537 Oh, yeah. 1432 01:15:42,759 --> 01:15:44,880 You got three minutes to get your brother out of here. 1433 01:15:47,042 --> 01:15:49,351 Hey, it was pretty fun, wasn't it? 1434 01:15:49,384 --> 01:15:50,817 Huh? 1435 01:15:50,851 --> 01:15:52,547 Not really. 1436 01:15:52,581 --> 01:15:53,581 It's alright. 1437 01:15:55,651 --> 01:15:58,181 Let's go. It was nice meeting you again. 1438 01:15:58,214 --> 01:16:01,314 Hey, remember, trust nobody. 1439 01:16:03,109 --> 01:16:04,869 Believe nothing. 1440 01:16:23,491 --> 01:16:24,491 Flynn! 1441 01:16:51,077 --> 01:16:52,130 Come on, let's go. 1442 01:17:10,531 --> 01:17:11,615 It's vamp time. 1443 01:17:11,649 --> 01:17:14,369 ♪ I'll be loving you ♪ 1444 01:17:17,251 --> 01:17:20,582 ♪ always ♪ 1445 01:17:22,240 --> 01:17:28,389 ♪ with a love that's true ♪ 1446 01:17:28,422 --> 01:17:33,410 ♪ always ♪ 1447 01:17:33,444 --> 01:17:38,949 ♪ when the things you plan ♪ 1448 01:17:38,982 --> 01:17:44,034 ♪ need a helping hand ♪ 1449 01:17:44,067 --> 01:17:49,667 ♪ I will understand ♪ 1450 01:17:49,701 --> 01:17:53,475 ♪ always ♪ 1451 01:17:53,509 --> 01:17:55,459 ♪ always ♪ 1452 01:17:55,492 --> 01:18:02,021 ♪ days may not be fair ♪ 1453 01:18:02,054 --> 01:18:05,154 ♪ always ♪ 1454 01:18:05,187 --> 01:18:06,082 Good show. 1455 01:18:06,116 --> 01:18:07,844 Elliot Jones did it. 1456 01:18:07,877 --> 01:18:09,252 Hoo, hoo! 1457 01:18:09,285 --> 01:18:12,612 So, if you're ever invited to an exclusive party 1458 01:18:12,646 --> 01:18:14,785 that you have no business being in 1459 01:18:14,819 --> 01:18:17,254 or offered a business opportunity 1460 01:18:17,287 --> 01:18:19,079 that is too good to be true. 1461 01:18:19,113 --> 01:18:20,419 Or you meet an impeccably-dressed 1462 01:18:20,452 --> 01:18:23,425 handsome billionaire who has a red room, 1463 01:18:23,459 --> 01:18:25,472 you need to ask yourself, 1464 01:18:25,506 --> 01:18:28,035 "am I the prey or the predator?" 1465 01:18:30,791 --> 01:18:33,954 And "do I have what it takes to be a motherfucking slayer?" 1466 01:18:55,718 --> 01:18:56,676 ♪ I am your master ♪ 1467 01:18:56,710 --> 01:18:57,858 ♪ now sign your name ♪ 1468 01:18:57,891 --> 01:18:59,071 ♪ I am your master ♪ 1469 01:18:59,105 --> 01:19:01,054 ♪ now sign your name ♪ 1470 01:19:21,121 --> 01:19:22,048 ♪ I am your master ♪ 1471 01:19:22,081 --> 01:19:23,493 ♪ now sign your name ♪ 1472 01:19:23,526 --> 01:19:24,674 ♪ I am your master ♪ 1473 01:19:24,708 --> 01:19:25,888 ♪ now sign your name ♪ 1474 01:19:32,356 --> 01:19:34,496 ♪ Is there a fighting machine gun ♪ 1475 01:19:34,530 --> 01:19:36,996 ♪ faster than a running horse? ♪ 1476 01:19:37,030 --> 01:19:40,129 ♪ Do you have the ways to do by me ♪ 1477 01:19:40,163 --> 01:19:42,018 ♪ half a man, half a beast ♪ 1478 01:19:43,592 --> 01:19:44,803 ♪ I am your master ♪ 1479 01:19:44,836 --> 01:19:46,048 ♪ now sign your name ♪ 1480 01:19:46,081 --> 01:19:47,430 ♪ I am your master ♪ 1481 01:19:47,463 --> 01:19:49,286 ♪ now sign your name ♪ 1482 01:19:55,333 --> 01:19:56,418 ♪ Turn in your name ♪ 1483 01:20:00,576 --> 01:20:02,885 ♪ branded by a fighting machine gun ♪ 1484 01:20:02,918 --> 01:20:05,216 ♪ faster than a running horse ♪ 1485 01:20:05,250 --> 01:20:08,518 ♪ do you the ways to do by me ♪ 1486 01:20:08,552 --> 01:20:09,984 ♪ half a man, half a beast ♪ 1487 01:20:11,938 --> 01:20:13,318 ♪ I am your master ♪ 1488 01:20:13,352 --> 01:20:14,531 ♪ now sign your name ♪ 1489 01:20:14,565 --> 01:20:15,681 ♪ I am your master ♪ 1490 01:20:15,715 --> 01:20:17,664 ♪ now sign your name ♪ 1491 01:20:23,205 --> 01:20:25,830 ♪ Never stop keeping ♪ 1492 01:20:25,863 --> 01:20:27,211 I know a lot of you have questions. 1493 01:20:27,235 --> 01:20:28,678 I definitely do. 1494 01:20:28,712 --> 01:20:31,199 Like is this a new promo for a new vampire movie? 1495 01:20:31,233 --> 01:20:33,510 If it's so, what's the name? 1496 01:20:33,543 --> 01:20:35,430 And I guess Jules finally quit the business. 1497 01:20:36,392 --> 01:20:37,961 And when is Liz's new nail kit coming out? 1498 01:20:37,985 --> 01:20:40,388 'Cause this bitch definitely needs it. 1499 01:20:40,421 --> 01:20:41,742 Sophie, what's our news for today? 1500 01:20:44,103 --> 01:20:46,053 Okay, guys, so I listen to mpr 1501 01:20:46,086 --> 01:20:49,281 and basically, everyone went missing from the compound. 1502 01:20:49,315 --> 01:20:52,161 And there are serious reports of foul play. 1503 01:20:52,195 --> 01:20:53,606 What's mpr, girl? 1504 01:20:54,948 --> 01:20:56,001 Idiot. 1505 01:20:57,860 --> 01:20:59,588 So today our plan is to look back 1506 01:20:59,621 --> 01:21:01,919 from the live streams and posts from the past few days. 1507 01:21:01,953 --> 01:21:02,953 But before we do that, 1508 01:21:02,977 --> 01:21:06,688 I gotta give a big shout-out to our sponsor, lit. 1509 01:21:06,721 --> 01:21:09,990 It's a new deodorant for dudes like me and you. 1510 01:21:10,023 --> 01:21:12,163 Also don't forget to subscribe. 1511 01:21:12,196 --> 01:21:14,083 What about my sweatshirt sponsorship? 1512 01:21:14,116 --> 01:21:15,211 - No one cares about that. - No one cares. 1513 01:21:15,235 --> 01:21:17,026 But... but this. 100298