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He destroyed the moon

and announced that

he'll destroy the earth by next March.

He's Koro sensei.

The bounty on his head is

ten billion yen.

And we misfits at Kunugigaoka Middle School

are to assassinate him.

People often say that the

"E" in 3-E stands for the "End."

We did find some of his weaknesses by summer time,

but we haven't been able to kill him.

Class 3-E is the assassination class.

The second semester begins

with the ringing of the school bell.

FIRST PERIOD

โ€ชSUMMER FESTIVAL TIME โ€ชBY HIROTO MAEHARA

We're at a summer training camp

and this is our last day.

We were enjoying the remainder of our time on the island.

A courage test?

Now?

What better activity for a midsummer night?

You're just looking for an excuse to play.

Well, unlike you guys

I was stuck in a shell all this time!

On this beautiful island!

The courage test sounds like fun!

Yup.

But it sounds scary...

It's okay, Koro sensei's the only monster here.

You're right.

At that time, we had no idea

that Koro sensei had something

sleazy in mind.

MATCH MAKING!

We'll have it here in this ocean cavern.

Boys, pair up with a girl and head to the exit.

Nagisa, are you okay with this kind of thing?

I'm okay with creepy stuff,

I'm just not good with sudden surprises.

With Koro sensei's speed,

if he wanted to, he could probably really scare me.

Is that an Okinawa sanshin?

Oh no!

This is a tragic cave of bloodshed where

the Ryukyuu royalty,

defeated in a battle,

met their violent and untimely death.

Is that true?

I bet he made it up to make this feel real.

You must stay together.

The wandering spirits will kill those who are alone.

This feels pretty authentic.

Let's get out of here Nagisa!

This is a cave of bloodshed...

The fact that he's telling the next group the same story

makes it even more real.

You guys have gotten stronger,

but you're still missing something.

That is... a love scandal!

I thought that people would start hooking up in the summer.

But you've all been so busy trying to kill me, I hear no rumors.

So I'm using fear

to give you boys and girls

the push you need.

Then I can tease you about it later or write a book on it.

Do you see how considerate your teacher is of you?

KORO SENSEI'S WEAKNESS #12 MEDDLESOME

You're afraid of not being afraid?

Yup. When I saw Nagisa that time,

I was blown away.

Not the fact that he beat Takaoka,

but after that.

He wasn't scared at all.

In a fight, I'd win for sure.

But to an assassin, that means nothing.

That's when I realized that

not being afraid could actually be the scariest thing.

But...

I won't be outdone.

The one who will kill Koro sensei

is me.

Yes, I'm looking forward to seeing who will kill him.

By the way,

he said this was a courage test

but it looks like he has something dumb in mind...

Man, I can't seem to set any of them up yet.

The next pair for sure!

This is a cave of blood shed... where Ryukyu...

It's a ghost!

I've always scared people when they saw me at night

so I was nicknamed, "Miss Courage Tester of Japan."

I'm glad you're having fun.

Who was that ghost?

Was that an actual ghost of a Ryukyu ruler?

No eyes!

FALLING INTO HIS OWN TRAPS

Something slimy touched me!

A Japanese Doll!

Shigeru Mizuki!

What is this!

Looks like he's enjoying the fright-fest the most.

Let's just go now.

I'm so ashamed...

So you wanted to scare us

into each other's arms and pair off as couples?

We saw right through you!

But I wanted to see you all

as couples, holding hands and blushing...

and tell you not have sex!

-He's crying from frustration. -How embarrassing.

Just leave that kind of stuff alone.

Kids our age

don't like people meddling in our love lives.

Not everyone is sleazy like you.

Fine, Miss. Nakamura, I understand.

How is that a courage test? There was nothing in there!

I got scared for nothing.

That's why I told you not to cling to me.

You're weighing me down.

Oh shut up! Aren't you a man?

A beautiful woman should be escorted.

Hey, I've been kind of noticing it but...

-Is Bitch sensei...? -Yeah...

What should we do?

We still have time before we leave tomorrow morning.

Let's set them up!

I guess we were sleazy after all.

And so our final strategy was put into motion.

I can't stand it.

How clueless can he be?

You surprise me, Bitch sensei,

you're always manipulating men and yet...

You're so shy in your own love life.

Love?

-You must be kidding! -Then it's not true?

I'd never seen someone that straight-laced before

so I thought it'd be fun to make him fall for me...

But before I realized it... I ended up...

I just thought she was cute...

-How humiliating... -How dare you!

Bitch sensei can be a little awkward sometimes.

All of her experience must make it

hard for her to be honest with herself.

All right! Leave it up to us!

We'll set you two up!

Nice idea!

Guys...

KARASUMA AND IRINA SET UP PLAN

Let us now begin the Class 3-E Love Consultant Meeting.

You're so into this...

I'm naturally supportive of my colleague's love life.

A woman teacher and the lust-filled days spent with her man,

it has the makings of a bitter-sweet love story.

That sounds more like an erotic novel.

First of all, you need to do something about your clothes.

True, your clothes are too revealing.

Straight-laced Japanese guys like Karasuma-sensei aren't into that.

You need something a little more modest.

Modest...?

When I think modest... I think of Kanzaki.

Can she borrow your outfit from yesterday?

You see, just one outfit can make you...

It looks even sexier!

First of all, it's not her size at all.

I didn't know Kanzaki's clothes were that sexy.

Oh well, she can't help being sexy.

The most important thing is not boobs, but compatibility.

Does anyone know what his ideal type is like?

I did hear him raving about

a girl he saw on a TV commercial.

He said she was his type.

I like her.

She has the ideal face and body.

And there are three of them!

Those are ideal fighters!

How about cooking for him?

The hotel dinner is fancy, but

maybe the two of you can share his favorite meal?

But I've only see him eating hamburgers or cup noodles.

That's too pitiful for a dinner date...

How do we hook him?

I'm starting to think that Karasuma sensei is the problem.

You think so too?

He's always ignoring my jokes too.

Now everyone's dissing on Karasuma sensei.

Anyways,

let's do what we can by dinner time!

Girls, help her with styling.

The boys will create a romantic setting for them.

Yes sir!

They said we're eating together.

But what's this?

Karasuma sensei, there's no seat for you here.

This is our famous "teacher bullying."

We don't want any teachers here

so you can eat outside.

What was that, all of sudden?

I just don't get these middle school kids nowadays.

Why did just you and I get kicked out?

Who knows?

Where did you get the scarf?

I got it at the gift shop. Then I sewed it

to make it look like the designer kind.

Home economics was always your thing.

Everything is set!

Go get him, Bitch sensei!

This scarf...

is useless in high society.

And this table setting is so amateur.

It's a far cry from the first class restaurants I've used for work.

On top of that,

those rubber-neckers give us absolutely no privacy.

But...

I can't believe this! This is so fun!

I sort of love you all just a little bit!

I'm gonna do this!

I'll make this straight-lace fall for me!

A lot happened on this trip.

But it was productive.

In an unexpected way,

I saw that the students had their basics down.

At this rate, we could kill him this semester.

Irina, I'm counting on you too.

What's wrong?

Hey...

Karasuma,

do you really know what it means

to kill?

I didn't mean to be a downer.

By the way, your napkin isn't tucked in right.

I like you Karasuma.

Good night.

What an idiot! I want to die!

I wanted to confess my love not confess how to kill.

What was up with that halfhearted kiss?

Put your tongue in it like you always do!

Shut up!

Adults have their reasons!

She's wants to take her time before she goes really dirty...

-Right? -Shut up, perverted octopus!

I shouldn't overthink this.

This is my mission after all.

Be prepared.

I'm going to be more strict this semester.

We'll kill him for sure.

And thus our assassination trip came to an end.

By the way, what was up with that at the end?

If that's her new move, I'm impressed.

KARASUMA SENSEI'S WEAK POINT #1 SUPER CLUELESS

We each spent

our last day of summer on our own.

Are you getting along with your mom?

It must be hard since she's so strict.

I feel bad for leaving you behind.

I'm fine. As long as I don't make her mad, she's okay.

I see.

Besides...

NOTICE ABOUT THE SUMMER FESTIVAL!

โ€ชMEET US AT THE KUNUGIGAOKA STATION โ€ชAT 7PM IF YOU'RE FREE!

Why are you quiet all of a sudden?

A Summer Festival?

This is our last day of summer, let's have fun without any worries!

Thanks for the food!

Thanks Dad.

-Are you done? -Something came up.

Take care of yourself, okay?

Nagisa looks much happier.

A festival?

I thought of it today and I've asked everyone!

But most of them said that they're too busy, and I'm hurt...

Fine then.

I was just lazing around anyway.

A festival, huh?

I'm happy to hear from my target

but I'm overseas on a different job.

I'll go pick you up!

Karasuma sensei has meetings too and no one's coming!

Be reasonable, I'm on duty.

All right then,

please come kill me anytime.

Of course.

According to Karasuma,

that young boy

pulled off the secret move I taught him without a hitch.

I guess there are gifted people in every country.

What a waste to leave him in Japan.

From the moment you were born,

I've always been

by your side.

Fear not

the Grim Reaper.

SHAVED ICE, LOTTERY

TAKOYAKI, YAKITORI

-They gave it to us for free. -Yay!

It's so fizzy!

I'm so glad that more people ended up coming with me after all.

I was thinking of commiting suicide if no one came.

Then we shouldn't have come...

Chiba and Hayami, why are you so blue?

The shooting range banned us.

It was too easy and we got carried away.

-What should I do with this? -Excuse me?

I've spent 5,000 yen and haven't scored above fifth.

Judging from your inventory

the probability of not scoring higher than a four at all,

is actually 0,05%.

Are any of these really the winning lot?

Should I call the cops and have them check?

Okay, fine.

I'll give you a refund, so stay quiet okay?

I didn't spend 5,000 yen just to get a refund,

I want a game console.

Karma can be so persistent.

He knew all along that there weren't any big prizes.

You're good at everything aren't you, Isodai?

There's a trick to this. It's almost like using a knife.

This isn't bad.

We're poor so

I'm happy we got a full meal for a 100 yen.

Oh, I see.

He's eating that!

They're all cleaning up aren't they?

Our assassination skills are useful here.

Bitch sensei is at

the Chamber of Commerce tent getting free drinks.

And Koro sensei?

He's always low on funds at the end of the month so...

He's working?

And he's slowly expanding his stalls.

He's even using the popular stalls that closed up early.

I see.

So we're just helping him make some extra money.

Wow!

Cool!

It's beautiful!

-It was a memorable summer, wasn't it? -Yup.

But I have a feeling

next semester will be even more so.

If one person kills him the bounty is still at 10 billion.

But given the summer report and the fact that the group tactics had him cornered,

if they assassinate him as a group, we'll consider increasing the reward.

We'll increase it to

30 billion yen.

That was so fun!

One thing we know for sure is

that neither we nor Koro sensei

will stop here.

Sure enough, the second semester was off to a rocky start.

Courage tests have been around for a long time.

Even the Fujiwara no Michinaga brothers

did a courage test.

They carved a pillar as evidence,

but don't try doing that, Terasaka.

Next episode is "Kaede Time."

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