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This programme contains very strong
language and adult humour.
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Come on.
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Where d'you want this then?
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What?
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Give over sulking.
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I said I was sorry
about the boat, man.
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All you had to do
was put a fucking hole in it.
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There.
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Yeah, in the blazing sun.
It's ten bags of cheddar Dan.
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If I want the opinions
of a cheese thief, I'll ask for it.
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I'm not a fucking cheese thief.
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What's that?
Cheese.
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How'd you get it?
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I fucking stole it. I get it.
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I get what you are doing.
Oi, stop laughing!
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Cheese thief.
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It better be proper stinky.
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I'm not paying hundred quid
for some mild cheddar.
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We said 180!
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What ya doing?
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Look at him.
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Rubbing cheese into his gums
like Scarface.
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One thirty?
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That cheese
just took your breath away.
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1...
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2... 9?
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What does that mean, 1-2-9?
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Hundred and twenty-nine.
Say hundred and twenty-nine
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when you know
I am bad with numbers!
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Now one fifty or I'm gonna take
my van of cheese
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and I'm just gonna fuck clean off.
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I hope your girlfriend
likes cheese toasties.
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Girlfriend?
Love em, actually.
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Oi Dan, fucking hang fire.
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I don't want to be stuck
with a load of cheese.
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Hundred and... thirty... five?
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Done.
Fuck!
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Ahh! I am fucking sick of this shit.
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These are bad jobs.
I don't wanna be stealing cheese.
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I do have a buyer
looking for something very special.
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Bees.
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I don't do bees.
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This buyer
is prepared to pay top whack
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for some high-quality hives. And...
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..he's French.
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What's him being French
got to do with anything?
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Well, they do eat
a lot of garden animals don't they?
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Snails and frogs and that.
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Maybe they eat bees too?
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Keep most of them
for making honey, but...
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..y'know nibble a couple of crunchy
ones off the top.
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Fuck's going on in your head?
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What's in there, just...
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..Bovril and sawdust?
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Gonna get 'em me or what?
No.
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Scared of bees Vinnie?
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Fucking hell.
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I am not frightened...
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..of bees.
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Five hundred.
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Per hive, all in.
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That's a lot of money isn't it?!
Thereabouts.
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I'm stealing these bees
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because I can.
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Alright?
Alright.
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They don't frighten me at all.
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Cool.
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Gonna steal the shit
out of them bees.
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Money ♪
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♪ The best things in life
are free. ♪
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♪ But you can give them
to the birds and bees. ♪
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♪ I need money. ♪
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Ah Vin, thank you.
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Forgot I had a meeting
with supplier.
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Thought I was your supplier.
What's going on there?
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Proper supplier.
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Like lemons and tonic waters
and pickled walnuts.
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Pickled walnuts aren't a thing,
are they?
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I know. I told Tommo
he could design a house cocktail
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y'know, stop him moaning.
Mm-hm.
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Came up with a 'Muddy Knuckle'.
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Disgusting.
I know.
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I'm going to cancel the order.
Say it didn't arrive.
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He'll have a fucking meltdown.
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Are you alright to give Tyler
his tea and put him to bed then?
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Yeah.
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
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He likes Monster Munch doesn't he?
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Bit of Frosty Jack's,
couple of tinnies.
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Just have a big sesh...
Give over!
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Couple of lines of err...
Stop it!
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Here he is... Come here to me you.
Give me a snuggle you pig. Oh...
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Right Vin, I'm gonna have to go, OK?
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You be good for your Uncle... Dad?
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Can't we have tea all together?
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Like a family?
I'm busy darling, I can't...
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Right, come on.
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Sausage, beans and chips.
Bye.
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See you later. Let's see
what they're having for their tea.
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What are you having for your tea?
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Fucking bees.
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They're serious. That's a serious-
Everyone's scared of bees.
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Yeah.
Y'know?
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I mean enough of 'em,
they'll kill you, Chris.
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They'll fucking kill-
They're not like a moth.
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Dusty ass moth.
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Oi! Oi!
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Sorry. I was listening.
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No, you weren't.
Look at this.
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Oh fuck! How's she got
her fucking legs to do that?
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Magician's assistant.
Ohhh!
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Sorry Vin. Go on.
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The only reason I'm nicking bees
is cos I was showing off
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in front of that girl, Sam.
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I like her.
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I really like her actually.
She's lovely.
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I just- I'm frightened
that if I fall for her,
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fucking hell,
she could just leave me. Or...
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..Erin, I mean what if
SHE changes her mind,
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she's the love of my life.
She'll change her mind...
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Are you, fucking,
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you're fighting off
an erection you are!
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No!
Fucker!
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Well, it's not for you is it?
What a relief
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She put in all the hard work.
She's earned it.
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Dude, stop perving on her.
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Sorry.
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Get off.
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Shit.
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Vinnie...
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..trusting your heart with somebody
is the most...
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..terrifying thing you can do.
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But if it works out,
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even for a bit...
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..then it's worth it.
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That was really beautiful man.
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Yeah, it was, wasn't it...
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Yeah, it was good advice.
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Oh for God's sake!
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Have you made yourself cry
with your own words?
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Naah...
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Come here, I need a hug...
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Oh fuck dude.
It's gone. It's gone.
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It's not gone.
Dude, it's not gone.
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Don't cry in my fucking face...
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♪Love is the drug ♪
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High Class Tentacle porn?
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Private exhibition of erotica
at a pop up gallery.
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So... it's a picture...
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..of a woman...
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..getting... by an octopus?
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Yeah.
Correct...
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Why do you want a photo of a woman
doing it with an octopus?
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Because, Ashley,
it's worth fucking thousands!
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Dylan?
Oh, fuck off.
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Dylan, hang on, this is right up
your street mate,
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you love calamari.
Do you lot often steal porn?
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You know what, it does come up
more often than you might expect.
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Would she not drown, no? The woman.
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No. Fun fact.
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Octopuses can survive
up to half an hour outside of water.
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That's plenty of time to, you know-
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Right then, so just to confirm,
we are all up for nicking the porn?
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Yes?
No. No. Hey, no.
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No we're not stealing porn.
You've fucking had porn.
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Hang on. Hang on.
I've got a job.
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What is it?
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Bees.
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Drugs?
Fuck no! Bees. Bees dude.
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The letters?
Yeah, the letters.
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We're gonna steal all the letter b's
so no one else can use them Ash.
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You fucking... lemonhead.
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Bees!
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B- why can't anyone
understand the concept.
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It's a fucking insect.
Bees.
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We're doing it tonight.
Ah no, I've plans!
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You have not got plans.
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You're playing
Assassin's Creed online
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with a load of shagging teenagers
from Cheetham Hill.
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You move bees after the last one
has flown into the hive
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but before they wind down
for the evening.
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I hate them.
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But I do respect them.
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Will you be coming with us?
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No. Bees are very dangerous.
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For the rest of yer
that isn't terrified
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of a kamikaze insect
that's that fucking big,
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you'll meet me out there
at 5pm on the shagging dot.
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Here. Have them passes.
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Give your granny a thrill.
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She's allergic to seafood.
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So the fuck am I,
I don't go banging on about it.
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What is it, shit on Tommo night?
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So, when am I gonna see this
magical woodland hideaway of yours?
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Erm...?
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I could... come over tonight?
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After your bee heist?
It-
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It's not a bee heist...
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It's err...
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I'd like that.
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Yeah. Nine-ish or summat?
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Yeah. Can't wait.
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Alright. OK.
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♪Right Place Wrong Time. ♪
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I mean why, why have we driven
20 miles for bees?
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Doesn't Jim know
somewhere more local than this?
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Only cunts keep bees.
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No, he didn't.
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So, I went online
and found this gaff.
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It's a cafe, ran by posh twats
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who are, like, 237th in line
for the fucking throne
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or some shit.
She's not closed up just yet Vin?
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Maybe we should come back, so?
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No, it'll dark by then,
we need to get it done.
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You get yourself in there,
do some flirting Dyl.
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Just distract her a little bit.
Why me?
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Because you are the only vaguely
gorgeous one amongst us.
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What do I do, send in Fat Ronaldo?
I'm gorgeous too!
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Your hands are massive
and they scare girls, dude.
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In fairness he is the only one
I would pay to see... fucking.
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No, I've got a better idea,
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let's send in
this fucking sociopath instead,
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that owns a sex dungeon,
d'you know...
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What about Cardi, so?
I am not sending Cardi in...
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Why not? Ah, cos he's married.
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Yeah, that's why,
cos he's fucking married.
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You get in there and flirt
like your life depends on it.
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Unbutton that wartime earthy number
and show some pectoral.
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Rest of us are gonna steal
some bees. Let's do this baby.
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I'm afraid the kitchen's closed...
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I Just Wanna Make Love To You ♪
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Although...
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..I'm keeping the till open
a little bit longer?
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♪ I don't want you... ♪
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I love this song.
Hm.
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♪ ..to be no slave. ♪
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Actually, I was wondering
if you could tell me
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something about bees?
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I was thinking of getting some.
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A... gift for...
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..your wife or girlfriend?
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No.
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Because... none of those exist.
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I would be delighted.
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Lady Beverly Gresham.
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Er, Martin.
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Martin... Bee...singstoke.
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Uh.
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Listen, we've gotta be stealthy.
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We have got eight hives
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we've got four minutes,
we need to get moving.
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Where's Cardi?
252
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Where the fuck is he?
Oh my God...
253
00:09:29,061 --> 00:09:31,021
For fuck's sake, what are you doing?
254
00:09:31,061 --> 00:09:32,741
I don't wanna get stung.
255
00:09:32,781 --> 00:09:34,621
D'you hear?
Can't hear a word...
256
00:09:34,661 --> 00:09:35,821
I said...
257
00:09:35,861 --> 00:09:37,661
I don't want to get stung.
258
00:09:37,701 --> 00:09:39,901
Tommo's taped the holes up,
you'll be grand.
259
00:09:39,941 --> 00:09:42,341
I've taped up the bee holes.
Not for the first time.
260
00:09:42,381 --> 00:09:44,701
But always with a safe word.
I'm sick of them innuendos, dude.
261
00:09:44,741 --> 00:09:47,141
It's constant. Have you ever
taped up anyone's bumhole?
262
00:09:47,181 --> 00:09:48,461
No.
No, shut up then.
263
00:09:48,501 --> 00:09:50,661
They won't suffocate will they?
I don't want to kill any of them.
264
00:09:50,701 --> 00:09:52,061
They're in... denial.
265
00:09:52,101 --> 00:09:54,301
They're fucking in decline.
266
00:09:54,341 --> 00:09:56,981
Go and get an 'ive, yeah?
Put it in the van.
267
00:09:57,021 --> 00:10:01,181
A bees brain
is the size of a sesame seed.
268
00:10:01,221 --> 00:10:02,221
Wow.
269
00:10:03,301 --> 00:10:05,101
Wow. That's incredible, yeah.
270
00:10:05,141 --> 00:10:07,541
Wow. That's small isn't it?
271
00:10:07,581 --> 00:10:10,541
No. Not small for a bee.
272
00:10:10,581 --> 00:10:12,861
They are incredibly clever. Yeah.
273
00:10:12,901 --> 00:10:13,901
How?
274
00:10:13,941 --> 00:10:15,621
They dance.
275
00:10:15,661 --> 00:10:17,461
I know a lot of dancers.
276
00:10:17,501 --> 00:10:18,941
Not one of them is in Mensa.
277
00:10:18,981 --> 00:10:20,621
♪Black Magic Woman ♪
278
00:10:21,701 --> 00:10:23,341
The average honeybee
279
00:10:23,381 --> 00:10:24,381
will make
280
00:10:24,421 --> 00:10:26,221
one twelfth
281
00:10:26,261 --> 00:10:28,541
of a teaspoon of honey
282
00:10:28,581 --> 00:10:30,701
before it dies.
283
00:10:34,181 --> 00:10:36,061
A lifetime of endeavour...
284
00:10:37,461 --> 00:10:38,661
..just swallowed.
285
00:10:43,661 --> 00:10:44,661
Oh no...
286
00:10:44,701 --> 00:10:46,901
Diablo Rojo ♪
287
00:10:48,221 --> 00:10:50,581
What's the matter, Martin?
Err...
288
00:10:50,621 --> 00:10:51,821
Ah, ah, Cramp.
289
00:10:51,861 --> 00:10:53,221
Ah, oh!
290
00:10:55,781 --> 00:10:56,781
Get away.
291
00:10:58,141 --> 00:10:59,741
Vin, I'm not going back over there.
292
00:10:59,781 --> 00:11:01,981
Yes you are you big twat.
293
00:11:02,021 --> 00:11:04,501
Get the fuck in there
and go and get the last hive.
294
00:11:04,541 --> 00:11:05,901
There's one fucking left.
295
00:11:05,941 --> 00:11:07,941
Ahh!
Ooh fuck...
296
00:11:08,901 --> 00:11:10,581
It's so easy to live for bees.
297
00:11:10,621 --> 00:11:11,981
Right, this has been really lovely.
298
00:11:12,021 --> 00:11:14,781
Oh, uh, do you want to stay
for a, a, another drink?
299
00:11:14,821 --> 00:11:15,821
Something stronger?
300
00:11:15,861 --> 00:11:19,341
I make a honeycomb martini
that will set your soul on fire.
301
00:11:19,381 --> 00:11:20,941
No. I'm good. I'm good.
302
00:11:20,981 --> 00:11:21,981
Erm...
303
00:11:22,821 --> 00:11:24,501
Please, take one of these.
304
00:11:24,541 --> 00:11:26,261
It's got my number on it.
305
00:11:26,301 --> 00:11:27,621
You just give me a "buzz"
306
00:11:27,661 --> 00:11:30,661
if you want to know anything more
about bees.
307
00:11:30,701 --> 00:11:32,381
Um...
308
00:11:32,421 --> 00:11:33,581
Never h- uh, honey?
309
00:11:33,621 --> 00:11:34,981
It's Royal jelly.
310
00:11:35,021 --> 00:11:36,341
Bee saliva.
311
00:11:36,381 --> 00:11:38,781
It has a huge range
of medicinal benefits,
312
00:11:38,821 --> 00:11:41,461
but I mainly use it as...
313
00:11:43,301 --> 00:11:44,901
..an aphrodisiac.
314
00:11:44,941 --> 00:11:47,061
You put a spoon of that
in someone's drink
315
00:11:47,101 --> 00:11:50,301
and you can have... anyone you like.
316
00:11:50,341 --> 00:11:53,661
It sounds- it sounds a little bit
non... non-consensual.
317
00:11:53,701 --> 00:11:54,901
They always consent.
318
00:11:55,861 --> 00:11:56,941
Eventually.
319
00:11:58,701 --> 00:12:00,581
Yeah, it's be-
it's been really lovely.
320
00:12:00,621 --> 00:12:02,181
♪Honey Love ♪
321
00:12:02,221 --> 00:12:04,141
♪ I'm gonna get me some ♪
322
00:12:04,181 --> 00:12:05,381
♪ honey love. ♪
323
00:12:05,421 --> 00:12:07,261
♪ Yes, I love it, I love it... ♪
324
00:12:07,301 --> 00:12:08,301
Come on.
325
00:12:11,301 --> 00:12:12,581
Jesus Christ, what's the deal?
326
00:12:12,621 --> 00:12:14,581
You had the easiest job,
took the longest.
327
00:12:14,621 --> 00:12:18,341
Fuck me! She was the perfect mix
of tedious and terrifying.
328
00:12:18,381 --> 00:12:19,741
Sounds like that bloody porno
329
00:12:19,781 --> 00:12:21,981
you found about the woman
and her car tax.
330
00:12:25,181 --> 00:12:28,101
I just like a bit of variety,
you know, bedroom wise.
331
00:12:28,141 --> 00:12:30,501
I just thought
maybe did Tommo have anything...
332
00:12:30,541 --> 00:12:32,461
..fun, like, lying around,
you know?!
333
00:12:32,501 --> 00:12:34,501
What, Cardi too vanilla
for you now, is he?
334
00:12:34,541 --> 00:12:36,501
Oh no, no not at all, no.
335
00:12:36,541 --> 00:12:38,181
I just thought about y'know,
336
00:12:38,221 --> 00:12:40,701
cranking it up a gear, like,
now that we're legal y'know?
337
00:12:40,741 --> 00:12:43,461
Surely there must be something there
in one of them filing cabinets.
338
00:12:43,501 --> 00:12:46,621
Butt plug behind the radiator
or something like that?
339
00:12:46,661 --> 00:12:47,741
Ah...
340
00:12:47,781 --> 00:12:48,781
..anal beads!
341
00:12:49,741 --> 00:12:51,141
Oh no...
342
00:12:51,181 --> 00:12:54,301
Don't worry Holy Father, not even I
wouldn't take it that far.
343
00:12:54,341 --> 00:12:56,541
Or like one of them
Korean wank aids.
344
00:12:56,581 --> 00:13:00,181
Maybe one of them silicone,
like, vibrating arseholes
345
00:13:00,221 --> 00:13:02,141
that throbs along
to the Bee Gees' music?
346
00:13:02,181 --> 00:13:05,141
I actually did find something
but I think it might be too dirty.
347
00:13:05,181 --> 00:13:07,541
Dirtier the better.
No, I mean like dirty as in...
348
00:13:07,581 --> 00:13:09,421
"matted hair and bits of carpet".
349
00:13:09,461 --> 00:13:11,141
I honestly do not mind
if it's a bit grubby like.
350
00:13:11,181 --> 00:13:14,061
Squirt of fairy liquid
and that there be game ball like...
351
00:13:15,701 --> 00:13:18,101
Does he not know
about the money yet?
352
00:13:18,141 --> 00:13:19,261
No.
353
00:13:19,301 --> 00:13:20,501
Well, have you spoke Vinnie?
354
00:13:20,541 --> 00:13:21,901
Absolutely not.
355
00:13:21,941 --> 00:13:24,261
Well, like, what are you gonna do?
356
00:13:24,301 --> 00:13:25,821
He's not gonna give up is he?
357
00:13:28,741 --> 00:13:30,341
Mr McCann.
358
00:13:30,381 --> 00:13:32,781
Hi, I wasn't ignoring you...
359
00:13:32,821 --> 00:13:35,021
Erm, yeah I know, I know...
It's just...
360
00:13:36,581 --> 00:13:38,301
Jesus Christ, what the fuck is that?
361
00:13:38,341 --> 00:13:40,701
You know I like to see the books
once a week.
362
00:13:40,741 --> 00:13:43,021
I know. I know. It's just because
we've been really busy.
363
00:13:43,061 --> 00:13:45,181
I'm working from home today,
so erm...
364
00:13:46,141 --> 00:13:47,781
..come over about eight, yeah?!
365
00:13:47,821 --> 00:13:49,221
Yes Mr McCann, yeah.
366
00:13:49,261 --> 00:13:50,981
Oh, and Erin?
Hm?
367
00:13:51,021 --> 00:13:54,461
Don't you ever dare
ignore my calls again.
368
00:13:57,141 --> 00:13:58,781
♪A Minha Menina ♪
369
00:14:06,381 --> 00:14:08,101
There's one in my helmet,
370
00:14:08,141 --> 00:14:09,221
get it off, get it off.
371
00:14:09,261 --> 00:14:12,061
I can't grab your helmet
if you don't stop thrashing about.
372
00:14:12,101 --> 00:14:13,981
Now that, I have said before.
373
00:14:14,021 --> 00:14:15,181
It's in my ear.
374
00:14:15,221 --> 00:14:16,901
It wants my brain.
375
00:14:16,941 --> 00:14:18,941
It's gonna be fucking disappointed
if it gets there love.
376
00:14:18,981 --> 00:14:20,661
It's got me
in the fucking eye, dude.
377
00:14:20,701 --> 00:14:22,941
Have you nicked a fucking jar
of honey off that- you...
378
00:14:22,981 --> 00:14:24,901
I haven't nicked it.
She gave it to me.
379
00:14:24,941 --> 00:14:27,341
It's not honey. It's royal...
Royal jelly.
380
00:14:27,381 --> 00:14:29,741
It's just a middle-class honey
is all that is...
381
00:14:29,781 --> 00:14:32,021
No. No. No.
Royal Jelly is a secretion.
382
00:14:32,061 --> 00:14:33,861
Why's she given you
a jar of bee spunk for?
383
00:14:33,901 --> 00:14:35,181
It's bee spit Cardi.
384
00:14:35,221 --> 00:14:37,581
Oh fuck,
there's a distinctive tang off that.
385
00:14:37,621 --> 00:14:40,461
Spunk, spit; all does the same job.
Oh...
386
00:14:40,501 --> 00:14:42,141
Tell you what,
I'll have a bit of that.
387
00:14:42,181 --> 00:14:43,181
Go on Tommo. Oh!
388
00:14:43,221 --> 00:14:44,981
Full finger of it.
389
00:14:45,021 --> 00:14:46,381
No, no, no. No, no.
390
00:14:46,421 --> 00:14:47,821
I have tried spunk in my time.
391
00:14:47,861 --> 00:14:49,661
And that my friend,
that is not spunk.
392
00:14:49,701 --> 00:14:50,741
Go on!
Go on, 'ave a bit.
393
00:14:50,781 --> 00:14:52,221
Get a bit of spunk down ya!
394
00:14:52,261 --> 00:14:54,261
Real men try a bit of spunk
from time to time.
395
00:14:54,301 --> 00:14:56,301
Go on, go on.
396
00:14:56,341 --> 00:14:58,021
And again. And again. Go on.
397
00:15:00,021 --> 00:15:01,021
Ahhh!
398
00:15:02,061 --> 00:15:03,501
Fuck!
399
00:15:03,541 --> 00:15:04,701
Alright?
Alright, you alright?
400
00:15:04,741 --> 00:15:06,661
I just drilled
me fucking head into...
401
00:15:09,061 --> 00:15:10,061
Oh fuck.
402
00:15:20,741 --> 00:15:21,741
Bees!
403
00:15:30,661 --> 00:15:31,941
Fuck.
404
00:15:31,981 --> 00:15:33,141
Ah...
405
00:15:33,181 --> 00:15:34,781
Ooh!
406
00:15:34,821 --> 00:15:36,541
Ooh, fucking hell.
407
00:15:36,581 --> 00:15:37,861
What?
408
00:15:37,901 --> 00:15:39,341
Swollen...
409
00:15:41,901 --> 00:15:43,261
Oh fucking hell...
410
00:15:43,301 --> 00:15:45,381
What are we going to do now?
Shit... let me have a look.
411
00:15:45,421 --> 00:15:46,781
What ya doing?
Just gon' have a look.
412
00:15:46,821 --> 00:15:49,061
Keep it fucking closed.
Oh fuck...
413
00:15:49,101 --> 00:15:50,661
Fucking fuck. Shitty bees!
414
00:15:50,701 --> 00:15:52,501
Is there anything that...
calms them down?
415
00:15:52,541 --> 00:15:53,901
Like... jazz or...
416
00:15:53,941 --> 00:15:56,741
Fucking Jazz? Who the fuck...
Nobody listens to Jazz.
417
00:15:56,781 --> 00:15:58,301
I listen to jazz.
He loves it.
418
00:15:58,341 --> 00:16:00,821
Oh du- do break out
your fucking saxophone,
419
00:16:00,861 --> 00:16:02,061
won't yer, you dickheads...
420
00:16:02,101 --> 00:16:03,901
♪Cissy Strut ♪
421
00:16:03,941 --> 00:16:05,021
Smoke.
422
00:16:05,061 --> 00:16:07,741
Right empty your bloody pockets,
weed, hash,
423
00:16:07,781 --> 00:16:08,901
whatever the fuck you've got.
424
00:16:08,941 --> 00:16:11,221
Ay, oi. What d'you do,
rob a pick 'n' mix?
425
00:16:11,261 --> 00:16:13,061
They're your keys you dickhead!
426
00:16:13,101 --> 00:16:14,341
We need them.
427
00:16:14,381 --> 00:16:15,581
Ketamine?
No.
428
00:16:15,621 --> 00:16:16,621
It's a tranquilizer, int it.
429
00:16:16,661 --> 00:16:19,061
Yeah it is a tranquilizer
for fucking horses, Tom.
430
00:16:19,101 --> 00:16:21,301
Not just horses Vincent. Also...
431
00:16:21,341 --> 00:16:23,181
..camels and that.
You've fucking made that up.
432
00:16:23,221 --> 00:16:24,901
Give me your cigs.
No. No. No. No. Vincent.
433
00:16:24,941 --> 00:16:27,461
I'll fucking mess your hair up.
Give me your fucking cigs...
434
00:16:27,501 --> 00:16:29,301
No. No. No. No.
435
00:16:30,221 --> 00:16:31,221
Come on.
436
00:16:32,061 --> 00:16:34,261
We're gonna need some blowing.
Go on Ash.
437
00:16:36,301 --> 00:16:38,141
We're on, we're on!
Dyl, get the door.
438
00:16:38,181 --> 00:16:39,621
3, 2, 1, go...
439
00:16:42,741 --> 00:16:44,661
Right, we still can't get back
in the van.
440
00:16:44,701 --> 00:16:46,861
How're we supposed to get back home?
JJ.
441
00:16:52,981 --> 00:16:54,421
Vin, I'm a bit busy, alright?
442
00:16:54,461 --> 00:16:56,141
You couldn't give us a lift
could ya love?
443
00:16:56,181 --> 00:16:58,301
How fucked is my van?
N-no, don't panic, just-
444
00:16:58,341 --> 00:17:00,461
I think it's a tow situation
to be honest with yer.
445
00:17:00,501 --> 00:17:03,461
What have you done to her?
I fucked it into a post.
446
00:17:03,501 --> 00:17:05,541
It's a superficial prang.
447
00:17:05,581 --> 00:17:07,261
It fucking adds character,
if anything.
448
00:17:07,301 --> 00:17:08,741
Come and get us dude.
Now?
449
00:17:08,781 --> 00:17:12,501
No, no, no. Just keep your feet up
and relax you fucking lemon.
450
00:17:12,541 --> 00:17:14,541
Where do you think I am?
I'm in the fucking quagmire,
451
00:17:14,581 --> 00:17:17,021
my trainers are just fucked.
Where are you?
452
00:17:17,061 --> 00:17:20,861
Err, I dunno, there's fields
and a fucking great big road. Dyl?
453
00:17:20,901 --> 00:17:22,421
JJ, mate, I'm gonna drop you a pin.
454
00:17:22,461 --> 00:17:24,541
We're all gonna need to fit
so bring something roomy.
455
00:17:24,581 --> 00:17:26,781
Wait? What?
How longs he gonna be?
456
00:17:26,821 --> 00:17:28,301
Fuck knows... An hour?
Shit.
457
00:17:28,341 --> 00:17:30,621
Well, there's no point
waiting for him here is there?
458
00:17:30,661 --> 00:17:33,861
I noticed a nice country pub
maybe half a mile back.
459
00:17:33,901 --> 00:17:36,101
And I myself am partial
to a pint of cider
460
00:17:36,141 --> 00:17:37,461
and some Wasabi peas.
461
00:17:37,501 --> 00:17:40,221
We just robbed the local cafe
of a load of rare fucking bees
462
00:17:40,261 --> 00:17:42,501
and you want to go to the fucking
local boozer, get pissed up?
463
00:17:42,541 --> 00:17:43,621
It's not the 1970s.
464
00:17:43,661 --> 00:17:46,021
Not everyone in the countryside
knows everyone else anymore.
465
00:17:46,061 --> 00:17:48,461
It's all tourists and second
homeowners round here anyway.
466
00:17:48,501 --> 00:17:50,821
Yeah. It's fucking freezing.
467
00:17:50,861 --> 00:17:51,861
Cardi?
468
00:17:54,181 --> 00:17:55,181
I'll have a pint.
469
00:17:59,741 --> 00:18:02,141
Cardi, get out
of that fucking diving suit will ya.
470
00:18:04,101 --> 00:18:05,181
What d'you reckon then?
471
00:18:05,221 --> 00:18:07,141
Farmers or wankers?
472
00:18:07,181 --> 00:18:08,381
Definitely wankers.
473
00:18:23,781 --> 00:18:24,821
Y'alright fellas.
474
00:18:27,701 --> 00:18:29,901
Bad Moon Rising ♪
475
00:18:29,941 --> 00:18:31,661
They don't look much like
476
00:18:31,701 --> 00:18:33,301
second homeowners to me.
No.
477
00:18:34,981 --> 00:18:36,341
Get the drinks in, Dyl.
478
00:18:38,501 --> 00:18:41,661
♪ I see trouble on the way. #
Evening fellas.
479
00:18:42,701 --> 00:18:44,181
Lovely pub you've got here.
480
00:18:44,221 --> 00:18:46,101
How's it going?
Five pints of lager...
481
00:18:47,501 --> 00:18:50,621
..and can I get a look
of complete disdain as well please.
482
00:18:51,781 --> 00:18:53,101
We only do mead.
483
00:18:55,341 --> 00:18:56,661
Mead?
484
00:18:57,781 --> 00:18:59,381
Nectar of the Gods.
485
00:18:59,421 --> 00:19:01,141
Yeah, love- yeah, lovely.
486
00:19:01,181 --> 00:19:03,141
Five-five meads then, please.
487
00:19:03,181 --> 00:19:05,541
Queen's Finger, Worker's Toil
or Honeyhive?
488
00:19:05,581 --> 00:19:07,821
Give him the finger,
everyone else does.
489
00:19:10,261 --> 00:19:13,221
Yeah. No. Y'know it's good because
it makes your thing go green.
490
00:19:13,261 --> 00:19:14,941
What the fuck is that?
491
00:19:14,981 --> 00:19:16,061
It's mead. It's all they had.
492
00:19:16,101 --> 00:19:17,381
Looks like tramp piss.
493
00:19:19,461 --> 00:19:21,141
Woah... I don't mind that.
494
00:19:21,181 --> 00:19:22,981
Oooh!
That's... hm.
495
00:19:23,021 --> 00:19:25,141
What kind of a pub only sells mead?
496
00:19:25,181 --> 00:19:27,581
Well, I mean err...
this kind of pub?
497
00:19:27,621 --> 00:19:29,901
It's a fucking 18th century
monk's drink innit?!
498
00:19:29,941 --> 00:19:32,141
Yeah, what's your point?
My point is...
499
00:19:33,061 --> 00:19:34,261
..normal people
500
00:19:34,301 --> 00:19:37,341
don't fucking drink mead do they!
And normal pubs don't sell it.
501
00:19:37,381 --> 00:19:38,981
Tourists drink all kinds of shit
won't they?
502
00:19:39,021 --> 00:19:41,381
This ain't a tourist pub dude!
503
00:19:43,301 --> 00:19:44,981
Glover.
Vinnie.
504
00:19:48,221 --> 00:19:49,621
Enjoying your mead then lads?
505
00:19:49,661 --> 00:19:51,461
Yeah it's delicious.
Fucking nice yeah.
506
00:19:51,501 --> 00:19:53,421
It's different.
Interesting ain't it?
507
00:19:53,461 --> 00:19:54,781
It's a beautiful drink.
508
00:19:57,581 --> 00:19:58,741
Better than milk.
509
00:20:01,261 --> 00:20:02,661
Ay, lads?
510
00:20:05,901 --> 00:20:07,101
Bees...
511
00:20:07,141 --> 00:20:08,941
..are much better than cows.
512
00:20:12,541 --> 00:20:13,901
Which do you prefer?
513
00:20:13,941 --> 00:20:15,141
Bees or cows?
514
00:20:17,621 --> 00:20:19,901
I love bees. Just love 'em.
515
00:20:22,661 --> 00:20:23,661
What about you lad?
516
00:20:23,701 --> 00:20:24,701
Er, bees.
517
00:20:26,701 --> 00:20:28,141
Bees Sir. Bees yeah.
518
00:20:28,181 --> 00:20:30,861
Err, bees, bees all day long int'it.
All of us.
519
00:20:34,621 --> 00:20:35,621
Well, I like both?
520
00:20:35,661 --> 00:20:37,061
Fucking hell.
521
00:20:39,421 --> 00:20:40,421
Both?
522
00:20:42,461 --> 00:20:44,261
Ash!
523
00:20:48,621 --> 00:20:49,621
So...
524
00:20:50,941 --> 00:20:53,541
..what brings you lads in here
this evening then eh?
525
00:20:53,581 --> 00:20:56,301
Ou-we- our van broke down.
526
00:20:56,341 --> 00:20:57,701
Oh, right.
527
00:20:57,741 --> 00:21:00,661
Well if you need to call the AA
there's a payphone on bar.
528
00:21:00,701 --> 00:21:01,981
Thanks man.
Thanks.
529
00:21:02,021 --> 00:21:04,821
They tried to put a mast up
round here, once.
530
00:21:06,221 --> 00:21:07,261
Never tried again.
531
00:21:14,541 --> 00:21:15,941
You need some ice on that lad!
532
00:21:15,981 --> 00:21:16,981
He's alright.
533
00:21:17,021 --> 00:21:18,261
Err ,yeah.
534
00:21:18,301 --> 00:21:21,821
Thank you though, sweet of you.
You're fine aren't you, our lad?
535
00:21:24,541 --> 00:21:25,821
Oh!
536
00:21:25,861 --> 00:21:27,301
Hey
537
00:21:27,341 --> 00:21:28,341
Oh, he's...
538
00:21:30,541 --> 00:21:32,821
Shit! Fuck! What the fuck was that?
539
00:21:32,861 --> 00:21:34,741
I thought it was alright.
Shut the fuck up!
540
00:21:34,781 --> 00:21:36,861
Listen to me. Listen to me...
541
00:21:36,901 --> 00:21:38,821
Have you noticed?
Why what's wrong?
542
00:21:38,861 --> 00:21:41,621
Am I the only fucking one... Bees!
What?
543
00:21:41,661 --> 00:21:43,661
There's fucking bees everywhere.
544
00:21:43,701 --> 00:21:45,781
Bees, this and that, y'know.
545
00:21:45,821 --> 00:21:47,021
It's making me uncomfortable,
546
00:21:47,061 --> 00:21:48,981
given the nature of what we've got
in the back of the van.
547
00:21:49,021 --> 00:21:50,461
Drink the tramp piss
548
00:21:50,501 --> 00:21:52,581
and let's get
the fuck out of here.
549
00:21:52,621 --> 00:21:55,581
Your eye is upsetting these locals,
do you know that?
550
00:21:56,741 --> 00:21:57,741
Yeah?
551
00:21:59,621 --> 00:22:01,781
Don't be sick.
It's disgusting.
552
00:22:01,821 --> 00:22:02,861
It's Lady Gresham.
553
00:22:04,221 --> 00:22:05,301
Bees are gone.
554
00:22:05,341 --> 00:22:06,341
They've been stolen.
555
00:22:06,381 --> 00:22:07,661
Shit.
556
00:22:09,381 --> 00:22:11,581
Not a-fucking-gain!
557
00:22:11,621 --> 00:22:14,581
I thought you'd chained hives down?
558
00:22:16,101 --> 00:22:18,861
I did chain hives down.
559
00:22:20,421 --> 00:22:22,141
Twice.
560
00:22:22,181 --> 00:22:23,981
But you know what they're like.
561
00:22:25,141 --> 00:22:26,461
They'll nick anything.
562
00:22:27,701 --> 00:22:28,701
Anything.
563
00:22:30,341 --> 00:22:32,781
The lead from your roof.
564
00:22:34,181 --> 00:22:36,981
The water from your taps.
565
00:22:37,021 --> 00:22:38,741
Wait there.
Yeah.
566
00:22:39,621 --> 00:22:41,101
One little shite
567
00:22:41,141 --> 00:22:43,581
stole the compost out me bin.
568
00:22:44,781 --> 00:22:47,381
And now those bloody bees.
569
00:22:48,581 --> 00:22:49,661
Again.
570
00:22:50,541 --> 00:22:52,781
Well, I'm not fucking having it.
571
00:22:55,301 --> 00:22:56,621
Not this time.
572
00:22:58,821 --> 00:22:59,821
You.
573
00:23:05,541 --> 00:23:07,501
Look at you.
574
00:23:10,621 --> 00:23:12,501
If anyone in this pub...
575
00:23:13,461 --> 00:23:15,981
..looks like a fucking thief...
576
00:23:18,541 --> 00:23:19,541
..it's him.
577
00:23:28,501 --> 00:23:29,661
Don't be shy.
578
00:23:33,861 --> 00:23:35,541
What happened to your eye, lad?
579
00:23:35,581 --> 00:23:36,581
Cardi...
580
00:23:38,341 --> 00:23:39,341
B-
581
00:23:41,701 --> 00:23:43,901
Bee sting.
Oh, ho-ho!
582
00:23:43,941 --> 00:23:45,501
Alright. Alright Hang on.
583
00:23:45,541 --> 00:23:47,021
Now just-
584
00:23:48,101 --> 00:23:50,621
Chill out a minute. Just hang fire.
585
00:23:50,661 --> 00:23:52,701
Look- alright. Fucking hell, we did.
586
00:23:53,781 --> 00:23:55,341
We stole the bees.
587
00:23:55,381 --> 00:23:56,861
I didn't know
it meant this much to yers.
588
00:23:56,901 --> 00:23:58,901
I am really sorry.
Shall I call police?
589
00:23:58,941 --> 00:23:59,981
Fuck off!
590
00:24:00,021 --> 00:24:01,861
Only thing worse than a thief
591
00:24:01,901 --> 00:24:03,261
is a fucking copper.
592
00:24:03,301 --> 00:24:04,341
Agreed.
593
00:24:04,381 --> 00:24:05,621
Well then,
594
00:24:05,661 --> 00:24:06,661
what?
595
00:24:09,141 --> 00:24:10,301
Put 'em in cellar?
596
00:24:10,341 --> 00:24:12,141
We're not fucking going
in the cellar.
597
00:24:12,181 --> 00:24:15,021
Get in... the fucking... cellar.
598
00:24:15,061 --> 00:24:18,661
Oh scary bee man
with his shite blunderbuss.
599
00:24:18,701 --> 00:24:20,301
It's a fucking ornamental thing,
that-
600
00:24:21,181 --> 00:24:23,141
Fucking hell!
Where's the fucking cellar?
601
00:24:29,821 --> 00:24:31,221
What's it like in cellar?
602
00:24:32,501 --> 00:24:33,941
Not nice!
603
00:24:48,781 --> 00:24:50,701
Alright you...
604
00:24:50,741 --> 00:24:51,861
What's that?
605
00:24:51,901 --> 00:24:54,461
My penis. Cos your fucking hands
are down there.
606
00:24:54,501 --> 00:24:55,781
Keys.
607
00:24:55,821 --> 00:24:57,941
Well just say keys then.
608
00:24:57,981 --> 00:24:59,741
Fucking Nosferatu.
609
00:24:59,781 --> 00:25:00,781
Get out of it.
610
00:25:03,061 --> 00:25:05,821
You'll find your bees
in a van up the way.
611
00:25:05,861 --> 00:25:08,581
You better fucking hope I do, lad.
612
00:25:26,141 --> 00:25:27,141
Fuck.
613
00:25:28,421 --> 00:25:29,981
Oh, fucking hell.
614
00:25:32,221 --> 00:25:34,221
Come on you rusty bastard.
615
00:25:34,261 --> 00:25:35,701
Not a single bar.
616
00:25:35,741 --> 00:25:37,421
Christ.
617
00:25:37,461 --> 00:25:39,981
Fuckers've been gone ages
haven't they?!
618
00:25:40,021 --> 00:25:41,461
Latch won't budge lads.
619
00:25:41,501 --> 00:25:42,821
There's no chance.
Shit.
620
00:25:42,861 --> 00:25:44,541
Don't worry boys.
621
00:25:44,581 --> 00:25:45,581
I've got a plan.
622
00:25:48,861 --> 00:25:50,061
Oh, nice one Tommo...
623
00:25:52,341 --> 00:25:54,181
Meant to be seeing Sam tonight.
Are ya?
624
00:25:54,221 --> 00:25:56,261
Yeah.
Oh, for... sexy time?
625
00:25:57,061 --> 00:25:58,061
Yeah.
626
00:25:58,981 --> 00:26:00,101
Sex is like...
627
00:26:00,141 --> 00:26:01,781
..playing the violin, innit?
628
00:26:03,741 --> 00:26:05,541
I don't know what I'm doing.
629
00:26:05,581 --> 00:26:07,861
What do you think they'll do to us?
630
00:26:07,901 --> 00:26:09,981
I reckon they'll let us go
when they get their bees back.
631
00:26:10,021 --> 00:26:11,421
Yeah. I hope-
632
00:26:11,461 --> 00:26:12,461
Oh, fuck!
633
00:26:15,661 --> 00:26:17,101
Oh, fucking hell!
634
00:26:18,741 --> 00:26:19,741
What is it?
635
00:26:22,341 --> 00:26:23,701
Is that-
Ooh fuck me!
636
00:26:23,741 --> 00:26:26,301
No that's a...
Fuck me, that's a dog. Dog. A dog.
637
00:26:26,341 --> 00:26:28,901
Yeah. That's a Labrador.
100 percent. Dog.
638
00:26:28,941 --> 00:26:30,021
Is it?
639
00:26:30,061 --> 00:26:31,061
Dog yeah.
640
00:26:32,781 --> 00:26:33,941
How do you think it died?
641
00:26:36,341 --> 00:26:38,381
Maybe Carl Slater
bummed it to death?
642
00:26:39,941 --> 00:26:41,101
Shit!
643
00:26:42,101 --> 00:26:43,701
Thank you for finding them.
644
00:26:43,741 --> 00:26:44,741
My little babies.
645
00:26:46,861 --> 00:26:49,261
I know how much those bees
mean to you.
646
00:26:49,301 --> 00:26:51,221
Stupid bastards,
647
00:26:51,261 --> 00:26:52,701
coming into our pub,
648
00:26:52,741 --> 00:26:53,941
after doing this.
649
00:26:58,861 --> 00:27:00,421
Where are my bees?
650
00:27:00,461 --> 00:27:01,461
Eh?
651
00:27:10,981 --> 00:27:12,181
There you go.
652
00:27:12,221 --> 00:27:13,701
You be careful with him, love.
653
00:27:13,741 --> 00:27:15,781
It's fine. I'm his business partner.
654
00:27:25,421 --> 00:27:27,621
Urgh, it's so hot down here, dude?
655
00:27:28,741 --> 00:27:30,941
anybody else feeling dead hot?
656
00:27:32,261 --> 00:27:33,701
It's like...
657
00:27:33,741 --> 00:27:35,861
..you just can't breathe,
it's all muggy.
658
00:27:35,901 --> 00:27:37,661
We're not gonna die down here,
are we?
659
00:27:37,701 --> 00:27:40,461
Alright, just sit down for a minute,
your eye's probably...
660
00:27:40,501 --> 00:27:42,021
Is it bad?
Yeah, it's pretty bad.
661
00:27:42,061 --> 00:27:43,421
Dyl. Dyl.
Yeah?
662
00:27:43,461 --> 00:27:45,821
Go and see if there is any mead
in one of them bloody barrels.
663
00:27:45,861 --> 00:27:47,901
Might take the edge off.
Why bother eh?
664
00:27:47,941 --> 00:27:53,581
Might as well just leave us to rot
with the other fucking detritus.
665
00:27:53,621 --> 00:27:55,381
That's all we are, innit?
666
00:27:55,421 --> 00:27:58,581
Human debris
in the wheelie bin of existence.
667
00:27:58,621 --> 00:28:00,781
Nothing's loose,
it's all solid, sure.
668
00:28:00,821 --> 00:28:03,381
The only way out is the hatch,
or the front door.
669
00:28:04,421 --> 00:28:05,621
I can't fucking do it.
670
00:28:08,221 --> 00:28:10,461
I can't fucking do it anymore.
671
00:28:12,901 --> 00:28:13,901
I'm a husk.
672
00:28:14,861 --> 00:28:15,861
I'm a shell.
673
00:28:15,901 --> 00:28:17,781
I'm a fucking broken man.
674
00:28:18,861 --> 00:28:20,461
Come on God.
675
00:28:20,501 --> 00:28:22,461
Hey? You big dickhead.
676
00:28:22,501 --> 00:28:23,501
Strike me down.
677
00:28:24,661 --> 00:28:27,581
Fucking finish me off.
Put me out of my misery. Cos...
678
00:28:28,341 --> 00:28:30,181
..I have had e-fucking-nough...
679
00:28:33,261 --> 00:28:34,781
Try that hatch again?
Yeah.
680
00:28:34,821 --> 00:28:35,821
Oh, yeah, do that.
681
00:28:38,621 --> 00:28:39,621
It's fucked.
682
00:28:43,061 --> 00:28:44,181
The numbers are off.
683
00:28:50,101 --> 00:28:53,501
Yeah. I was expecting the takings
to be a lot higher than this.
684
00:28:54,861 --> 00:28:56,941
About thirty thousand pounds higher.
685
00:28:56,981 --> 00:28:58,741
OK, erm...
686
00:29:00,061 --> 00:29:01,501
My fucking brother, my...
687
00:29:03,141 --> 00:29:04,261
My brother, he...
688
00:29:05,181 --> 00:29:07,581
.."borrowed" money from the safe
689
00:29:07,621 --> 00:29:10,261
and I tried to get it back off him,
I swear, I went after him.
690
00:29:10,301 --> 00:29:11,301
How much?
691
00:29:13,821 --> 00:29:15,581
All of it.
692
00:29:15,621 --> 00:29:18,301
I know this is my fault
and I promise, I will pay you back.
693
00:29:18,341 --> 00:29:19,461
Every single penny.
694
00:29:20,781 --> 00:29:23,501
I've actually come up
with a repayment plan.
695
00:29:23,541 --> 00:29:26,461
Think of it like a... business loan.
696
00:29:26,501 --> 00:29:28,541
Here is a project turnover growth
697
00:29:28,581 --> 00:29:30,101
and this is the amount
that you'll be getting
698
00:29:30,141 --> 00:29:32,901
every single month
from my share of the profits.
699
00:29:34,781 --> 00:29:36,461
I know it's gonna take a while
Mr McCann,
700
00:29:36,501 --> 00:29:38,181
but I promise you,
you are gonna have
701
00:29:38,221 --> 00:29:41,341
one of the best clubs
in the North West when I'm finished.
702
00:29:45,461 --> 00:29:46,461
No.
703
00:29:47,821 --> 00:29:48,981
No?
No.
704
00:29:50,221 --> 00:29:53,181
The money gets paid back, in full,
by the end of the month.
705
00:29:53,221 --> 00:29:54,461
But it's thirty grand.
706
00:29:55,581 --> 00:29:57,381
We can't raise that sort of cash.
707
00:29:58,981 --> 00:29:59,981
There are...
708
00:30:01,261 --> 00:30:03,461
..other repayment options available.
709
00:30:08,541 --> 00:30:10,061
I'll come up with the money.
710
00:30:11,621 --> 00:30:12,621
Make sure you do.
711
00:30:15,941 --> 00:30:18,541
I was driving past
your lad's school the other day.
712
00:30:18,581 --> 00:30:21,021
You've got to be so careful
outside schools.
713
00:30:22,461 --> 00:30:25,661
Take your eye off the road
for one second and...
714
00:30:25,701 --> 00:30:26,701
..well.
715
00:30:27,581 --> 00:30:30,821
Those sort of accidents
don't bear thinking about do they?
716
00:30:32,221 --> 00:30:33,901
In full.
717
00:30:33,941 --> 00:30:35,221
By the end of the month.
718
00:30:38,501 --> 00:30:39,621
Oh shit!
719
00:30:40,781 --> 00:30:43,061
Where are the fucking bees?
720
00:30:43,101 --> 00:30:44,661
They're in the hives
in the back of the van.
721
00:30:44,701 --> 00:30:45,901
We found hives...
722
00:30:47,981 --> 00:30:49,901
..no fucking bees.
723
00:30:51,181 --> 00:30:54,061
Ooh, Lady Biverley-
Be-Ber-err, Beverley
724
00:30:54,101 --> 00:30:56,301
I just want to apologise,
I can see you're really upset.
725
00:30:56,341 --> 00:30:57,621
Shouldn't 'a stole them damn bees.
726
00:30:57,661 --> 00:30:59,581
And I didn't know they meant as much
as they did to you.
727
00:30:59,621 --> 00:31:02,541
So, you tell us how much they cost
and we'll, fucking, sort it.
728
00:31:02,581 --> 00:31:03,741
I don't want your money.
729
00:31:03,781 --> 00:31:06,061
That's a good job
cos we ain't got none.
730
00:31:06,101 --> 00:31:08,101
Bees are very special.
731
00:31:09,021 --> 00:31:10,461
They are life.
732
00:31:10,501 --> 00:31:13,021
Without them,
the entire ecosystem fails
733
00:31:13,061 --> 00:31:15,061
and everything on Earth would die.
734
00:31:15,101 --> 00:31:17,021
Then it's a good job we...
735
00:31:17,061 --> 00:31:18,781
..set them free y'know!
736
00:31:18,821 --> 00:31:20,661
Back to nature and all that craic.
737
00:31:21,661 --> 00:31:23,341
Hey, Lady Beverly...
Martin!
738
00:31:23,381 --> 00:31:26,101
Ay! Ay! Oh! Don't you hit my friends
you dickhead.
739
00:31:26,141 --> 00:31:27,461
Ooh!
Hang on a minute...
740
00:31:28,781 --> 00:31:30,061
Alright, fair enough.
741
00:31:30,101 --> 00:31:32,461
So, what now, Lady Gresham, ma'am.
742
00:31:36,581 --> 00:31:38,781
Let me think about that.
743
00:31:40,981 --> 00:31:41,981
Oh!
744
00:31:42,021 --> 00:31:43,301
Oi. Hey.
745
00:31:43,341 --> 00:31:46,141
That wasn't- that wasn't
a fucking Labrador was it?
746
00:31:46,181 --> 00:31:47,341
That were a bloke.
Fucking hell!
747
00:31:47,381 --> 00:31:50,101
I fucking said it didn't I?
I said not to come to this pub.
748
00:31:50,141 --> 00:31:53,941
And now we are all fucking locked
in a cellar because you Dyldo
749
00:31:53,981 --> 00:31:56,461
were a little bit chilly.
No! This is not my fault.
750
00:31:56,501 --> 00:31:59,741
Pub was Tommo's idea.
Oh don't try blaming me sweetheart.
751
00:31:59,781 --> 00:32:01,821
I were the one who suggested
robbing a painting of a woman
752
00:32:01,861 --> 00:32:03,621
getting dicked down by an octopus
if you recall.
753
00:32:03,661 --> 00:32:06,541
She is going to kill us.
754
00:32:06,581 --> 00:32:08,781
Oh!
Stop drinking fucking mead.
755
00:32:08,821 --> 00:32:10,181
You're smashed out of your head now.
756
00:32:10,221 --> 00:32:12,221
No one kills anyone
over fucking bees.
757
00:32:20,141 --> 00:32:21,701
Prang, my arsehole!
758
00:32:21,741 --> 00:32:24,141
I don't feel quite ready for that!
759
00:32:31,181 --> 00:32:32,941
What the fuck has happened here?
760
00:32:34,341 --> 00:32:38,061
Right. You lot. Against that wall.
761
00:32:39,541 --> 00:32:41,221
Me and me sister
762
00:32:41,261 --> 00:32:42,421
have had a chat.
763
00:32:42,461 --> 00:32:44,301
Sister?
Yeah. Sister.
764
00:32:44,341 --> 00:32:45,821
She married up.
765
00:32:45,861 --> 00:32:47,141
Not that it worked out for her.
766
00:32:47,181 --> 00:32:48,341
Me...
767
00:32:48,381 --> 00:32:50,541
..and those bloody bees...
768
00:32:50,581 --> 00:32:51,981
..are all she's got left.
769
00:32:55,661 --> 00:32:57,421
Bev wanted me to- Well...
770
00:32:58,301 --> 00:33:01,261
..her plan were a bit extreme
for my tastes.
771
00:33:01,301 --> 00:33:04,101
You know what a woman's like
when she's a bee in her bonnet.
772
00:33:04,141 --> 00:33:05,421
However,
773
00:33:05,461 --> 00:33:07,101
I do think
774
00:33:07,141 --> 00:33:09,581
she does deserve
some form of compensation.
775
00:33:10,821 --> 00:33:14,021
Fair enough.
So, I think it's only fitting...
776
00:33:14,061 --> 00:33:15,381
..if one of you lot
777
00:33:15,421 --> 00:33:16,421
offers up a finger.
778
00:33:16,461 --> 00:33:18,381
See Dylan.
You've only got to finger her.
779
00:33:18,421 --> 00:33:20,141
I'll cut it off quick and clean,
I promise.
780
00:33:20,181 --> 00:33:21,381
You'll barely feel it.
781
00:33:21,421 --> 00:33:23,021
The House of the Rising Sun ♪
782
00:33:23,061 --> 00:33:24,261
This lad...
783
00:33:25,541 --> 00:33:27,581
Are you winding us up
with the finger? Cos I...
784
00:33:27,621 --> 00:33:31,541
He's trying to scare the shit-
and it worked an'all... You are...
785
00:33:31,581 --> 00:33:33,381
..fucking terrifying us.
Behave yourself.
786
00:33:33,421 --> 00:33:34,461
You're joking, aren't yer.
787
00:33:34,501 --> 00:33:36,341
No.
Shit.
788
00:33:36,381 --> 00:33:37,941
I actually think
I'm being quite reasonable
789
00:33:37,981 --> 00:33:39,941
given the circumstances.
Fuck off is it reasonable?
790
00:33:39,981 --> 00:33:42,581
You stole, and presumably...
791
00:33:42,621 --> 00:33:44,421
..killed, her bees.
792
00:33:44,461 --> 00:33:46,621
I can't just let you
walk out of here scot free
793
00:33:46,661 --> 00:33:48,381
like you're Elton fucking John
or something.
794
00:33:48,421 --> 00:33:50,061
What are you fucking on about?
795
00:33:50,101 --> 00:33:52,861
Are we in
a parallel fucking universe?
796
00:33:52,901 --> 00:33:54,301
Where you can ask young men
797
00:33:54,341 --> 00:33:57,461
to willingly give up
their fucking digits.
798
00:33:57,501 --> 00:34:00,181
Think about it dude.
It's fucking nuts.
799
00:34:00,221 --> 00:34:02,741
It's like the scene
in fucking Robin Hood.
800
00:34:02,781 --> 00:34:04,581
Kev Costner and the start of...
the film.
801
00:34:04,621 --> 00:34:07,341
Cuts his fucking hand off.
Come on man.
802
00:34:07,381 --> 00:34:08,901
Maybe you're right.
Good.
803
00:34:12,141 --> 00:34:13,141
Some toes?
804
00:34:13,181 --> 00:34:14,781
No, not toes.
805
00:34:14,821 --> 00:34:16,981
What's he gonna do with toes?
Toes is worse.
806
00:34:17,021 --> 00:34:18,781
It is not a negotiation.
807
00:34:18,821 --> 00:34:21,381
Look. You lot aren't leaving here
808
00:34:21,421 --> 00:34:23,661
unless someone
gets something chopped.
809
00:34:24,701 --> 00:34:26,461
I'll give you ten minutes.
810
00:34:26,501 --> 00:34:28,021
That's fucking good of him.
811
00:34:31,501 --> 00:34:33,781
I think we all know
who it should be.
812
00:34:34,901 --> 00:34:36,821
What do you mean Vinnie?
You fucking gobshite.
813
00:34:40,341 --> 00:34:42,181
Stop! Fucking shush!
814
00:34:42,221 --> 00:34:43,901
They'll hear us.
815
00:34:43,941 --> 00:34:44,941
Alright. Just...
816
00:34:47,061 --> 00:34:49,541
It should be, it should be me.
817
00:34:49,581 --> 00:34:50,941
Motherfuckers.
818
00:34:50,981 --> 00:34:52,581
You're fucking straight in
with your...
819
00:34:52,621 --> 00:34:53,901
Of course, it should be you.
820
00:34:53,941 --> 00:34:56,021
Of course, it should be you, you-
it was your all your idea,
821
00:34:56,061 --> 00:34:58,341
this whole thing,
stealing the bees.
822
00:34:58,381 --> 00:34:59,381
Hang on...
823
00:35:01,061 --> 00:35:02,421
..Cardi.
824
00:35:02,461 --> 00:35:03,461
Hey?
825
00:35:04,421 --> 00:35:06,461
All I am saying is I know people
who have woken up
826
00:35:06,501 --> 00:35:08,381
missing more than just a finger.
827
00:35:08,421 --> 00:35:09,941
Huh?
828
00:35:09,981 --> 00:35:11,101
Desperate times...
829
00:35:12,181 --> 00:35:14,381
Fuck me. Fucking hell. Jesus Christ.
830
00:35:14,421 --> 00:35:16,261
We shouldn't be considering it.
You can't be...
831
00:35:16,301 --> 00:35:19,021
He's a fucking sweet lamb.
He's a star child.
832
00:35:19,061 --> 00:35:20,421
How the fuck
is he gonna make sandwiches
833
00:35:20,461 --> 00:35:22,621
with a fucking missing finger?
834
00:35:38,741 --> 00:35:40,701
JJ!
I thought I could hear you lot.
835
00:35:40,741 --> 00:35:42,461
What are you doing in the cellar?
836
00:35:42,501 --> 00:35:44,261
Boys In The Better Land ♪
837
00:35:44,301 --> 00:35:45,301
Hiyah.
838
00:35:45,341 --> 00:35:46,861
Dyldo, come and grab Cardi.
839
00:35:50,621 --> 00:35:51,621
Alright guys...
840
00:35:55,341 --> 00:35:57,941
Oh, fuck.
Let's get the fuck out of here.
841
00:35:57,981 --> 00:36:00,501
Right lads, I have done this before.
842
00:36:00,541 --> 00:36:02,541
And the important thing...
843
00:36:02,581 --> 00:36:04,421
..is to just relax in-
844
00:36:07,261 --> 00:36:09,301
Little cunts.
845
00:36:16,861 --> 00:36:19,181
♪ You're not alive
until you start kicking. ♪
846
00:36:19,221 --> 00:36:22,421
♪ When the room is spinning
and the words ain't sticking. ♪
847
00:36:30,181 --> 00:36:31,541
His elbow's in my crotch!
848
00:36:32,581 --> 00:36:33,581
Fuck me!
849
00:36:35,701 --> 00:36:37,421
Get out of the fucking van!
850
00:36:43,901 --> 00:36:45,981
Ahh look, is this a thing?
851
00:36:46,021 --> 00:36:47,101
Yeah.
852
00:36:47,141 --> 00:36:49,141
This is lovely...
853
00:36:49,181 --> 00:36:50,421
Oh shit.
854
00:36:50,461 --> 00:36:51,781
You little fucker!
855
00:36:53,301 --> 00:36:54,301
Oh my God!
856
00:37:07,501 --> 00:37:08,981
What the fuck?!
857
00:37:09,021 --> 00:37:11,141
Told you
bees were fucking dangerous.
858
00:37:14,101 --> 00:37:15,941
♪Mama Soul ♪
859
00:37:31,021 --> 00:37:32,781
Yeah alright, Mr Popular.
860
00:37:32,821 --> 00:37:35,781
It's a fucking nightmare.
Half of these are from Chinese Dan
861
00:37:35,821 --> 00:37:38,141
wondering where the fuck
his bees are.
862
00:37:38,181 --> 00:37:39,541
Talk to him tomorrow
863
00:37:40,381 --> 00:37:42,581
It's not too late
to go see her, you know.
864
00:37:45,101 --> 00:37:47,341
Sorry! I'm sorry I'm late.
865
00:37:47,381 --> 00:37:48,781
Is it rude
that I started without you?
866
00:37:48,821 --> 00:37:50,661
Just get in there, it's freezing!
867
00:38:02,981 --> 00:38:05,461
I just wanted to check that
the engine was running OK. But...
868
00:38:05,501 --> 00:38:07,621
..it seems fine though.
869
00:38:07,661 --> 00:38:09,861
So, what did happen
to all them bees?
870
00:38:11,261 --> 00:38:14,101
Don't know and... I don't care.
871
00:38:14,141 --> 00:38:15,461
♪On And On ♪
872
00:38:15,501 --> 00:38:17,301
♪ Oh my, my, my. ♪
873
00:38:18,461 --> 00:38:20,741
♪ I'm feeling high. ♪
874
00:38:21,541 --> 00:38:23,501
♪ My money's gone ♪
875
00:38:24,421 --> 00:38:26,301
♪ I'm all alone. ♪
876
00:38:29,621 --> 00:38:31,861
D'you really think
he would've cut your finger off?
877
00:38:31,901 --> 00:38:35,061
Yeah I do! Yeah.
He was a very frightening man.
878
00:38:35,101 --> 00:38:37,701
That's a pretty good excuse
for being so late.
879
00:38:37,741 --> 00:38:40,461
Are you warm enough?
Yeah. I'm fine. Feel.
880
00:38:40,501 --> 00:38:42,861
Look at them tiny hands,
look at them guys.
881
00:38:42,901 --> 00:38:45,021
Jesus, you're like a borrower.
882
00:38:45,061 --> 00:38:46,181
Oh, what the fuck is that?
883
00:38:46,221 --> 00:38:48,781
I nearly forgot about him, one sec.
884
00:38:48,821 --> 00:38:50,741
I need to feed him actually...
885
00:38:50,781 --> 00:38:51,901
Do you wanna see him?
886
00:38:51,941 --> 00:38:55,381
You Really Got A Hold On Me ♪
887
00:38:57,901 --> 00:38:59,501
Is it real?
Have a touch.
888
00:39:03,381 --> 00:39:04,501
He's lovely y'know.
889
00:39:04,541 --> 00:39:06,661
When I found him,
he was really weak.
890
00:39:06,701 --> 00:39:08,781
But if give them a chance...
891
00:39:08,821 --> 00:39:10,861
..they do come to yer.
They'll surprise yer.
892
00:39:10,901 --> 00:39:12,301
Little fatty.
893
00:39:13,621 --> 00:39:15,221
You sure you're warm enough.
894
00:39:15,261 --> 00:39:18,101
Yeah, I'm fine.
It is cold, innit it?
895
00:39:20,381 --> 00:39:23,541
♪ You've really got a hold on me. ♪
896
00:39:23,581 --> 00:39:26,501
♪ Really got a hold on me. ♪
897
00:39:26,541 --> 00:39:29,621
♪ You've really got a hold on me. ♪
898
00:39:29,661 --> 00:39:31,141
♪ Really got a hold- ♪
899
00:39:31,181 --> 00:39:32,221
Vin!
900
00:39:32,261 --> 00:39:33,421
Shit.
901
00:39:33,461 --> 00:39:35,421
I need to speak to you.
It's really important.
902
00:39:35,461 --> 00:39:37,461
It's fine,
I need to use the bathroom anyway.
903
00:39:37,501 --> 00:39:38,501
Oh, erm...
904
00:39:39,581 --> 00:39:40,581
Vinnie?
905
00:39:41,781 --> 00:39:42,781
I'm coming, hun.
906
00:39:45,541 --> 00:39:46,701
In you come.
Vin...
907
00:39:47,621 --> 00:39:49,581
What's going on?
It's McCann.
908
00:39:49,621 --> 00:39:50,941
I've really fucked up.
909
00:39:50,981 --> 00:39:53,261
What the fuck do you mean McCann?
What're you talking about?
910
00:39:53,301 --> 00:39:55,541
Right, I didn't get the money from
the bank for the Rat and Cutter.
911
00:39:55,581 --> 00:39:56,581
Oh my God.
912
00:39:56,621 --> 00:39:57,741
Listen. Listen.
913
00:39:57,781 --> 00:40:00,501
Right, he gave me a big float
to put through the books.
914
00:40:00,541 --> 00:40:02,261
That's fucking
money laundering, innit?
915
00:40:02,301 --> 00:40:05,421
I know and it was in the safe
that Ronnie and Keithy stole.
916
00:40:06,741 --> 00:40:07,741
How much?
917
00:40:09,421 --> 00:40:10,421
How much Erin?
918
00:40:11,581 --> 00:40:12,581
Thirty thousand.
919
00:40:14,301 --> 00:40:16,621
And he wants it back
by the end of the month.
920
00:40:18,621 --> 00:40:21,101
Hi.
921
00:40:22,581 --> 00:40:23,901
It's OK.
922
00:40:23,941 --> 00:40:27,061
Sorry I...I di- I didn't realise
you had company.
923
00:40:27,101 --> 00:40:29,901
OK, I'll call you tomorrow?
OK. I'm sorry Sam...
924
00:40:29,941 --> 00:40:30,941
Don't worry.
925
00:40:34,421 --> 00:40:35,981
Erm, yeah. Tyler, he erm...
926
00:40:37,501 --> 00:40:39,741
Right, he wouldn't do anything
to Tyler would he? He wouldn't.
927
00:40:39,781 --> 00:40:42,301
It was j- it was a threat.
What did he say about Tyler?
928
00:40:42,341 --> 00:40:43,901
He knows what school he goes to.
929
00:40:43,941 --> 00:40:46,661
And he was saying something
about kids having accidents...
930
00:40:46,701 --> 00:40:48,141
Something-
931
00:40:48,181 --> 00:40:49,581
I'm just really worried.
932
00:40:52,341 --> 00:40:55,301
Nothing's happening to that boy,
can you hear me?
933
00:40:55,341 --> 00:40:56,741
I'm so scared.
934
00:40:56,781 --> 00:40:57,781
Don't be scared.
935
00:40:58,941 --> 00:41:00,941
Nothing's gonna happen to that boy.
936
00:41:03,341 --> 00:41:04,341
I'm gonna fix it.
937
00:41:39,821 --> 00:41:40,861
You're done.
938
00:41:42,621 --> 00:41:44,421
What're you doing here?
939
00:41:44,461 --> 00:41:47,301
I need to talk to you man. Alone.
940
00:41:47,341 --> 00:41:48,821
I think we've got a problem.
941
00:41:54,221 --> 00:41:57,221
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