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The following programme contains
strong language and adult humour
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from the outset and throughout.
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You must've known you were
destined to end up here, right? Me?
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I always knew this day would come.
But I must admit,
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I didn't think it would be
on the scale of this.
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I didn't think you had it in you.
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Looking at you now,
I take no pleasure
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in seeing you this vulnerable.
I really don't.
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I want to be a friend to you.
And you're going to need a friend
like me.
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But for me to be your friend,
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I'm going to need something
in return.
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This is Detective Carl Slater
of Hawley CID.
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Interview with Erin Croft
at 10.05 a.m. on 11th November.
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♪Money
# The best things in life are free
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♪ But you can give them
to the birds and bees... ♪
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Y’alright?
'Yeah, we're doing good.'
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'We're having a good time,
aren’t we? Are you having
a good time?'
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Oh, I'm having such a laugh.
Sugar and Carol are on form tonight.
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'(CHUCKLES)'
Is Tyler still up?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're outside
the shack, having a bit of a fire,
aren’t we?
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Aw, go on, put him on the phone
so I can say 'night to him.'Here.'
'Hiyah, Mum.''OK? Is Vin...?'
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Is your dad looking after you
alright?
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Yeah, fine.
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Alright, well, I just wanted to say
'night-night, I love you.
Love you too.
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Alright, darling, 'night-night.
Love you.'Have a good time now.'
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'Just enjoy yourself.'
You don’t have to rush back.
Planning a party or something?'No,
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no, we're having an early night
tonight, aren’t we? Just take
your time, enjoy yourself.
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Alright, then. 'Bye-bye.
'Bye, love.'
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Where are we going, then?
Glad you asked. It's a surprise.
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My dad took me when I was little.
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And his dad took him
when he was little.
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We are going -
- Sheep rustling!
- God, dude!
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I was going to say that bit!
Well, go on then.
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Sheep rust... Sheep rustl...
You've said it now...
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It's bloody ruined.
Sheep wrestling?
Not wrestling sheep, rustling.
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It’s like when you round up sheep,
like what cowboys do,
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but with sheep, not cows.
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So we're not cowboys, then?
No, cowboys are useless,
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they're lame. We're sheepboys,
-- brethren.
- Woo-hoo!
- Sheepboys!
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I'm starving and I've had about 12
vodkas. Come on.
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Hello?
(MAN)'Good evening Miss Croft,
this is Tuma
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calling from your alarm company.'
Who?'Tuma.'Wrong person, mate,
I haven’t got an alarm.
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Oh, hang on.
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♪Your Good Thing
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I had it all.
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Fucking Stringfellow
level of success.
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Top of the world.
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Then she came along.
She swooped down,
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with her nasty acrylic talons
and she dug 'em in.♪
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She dug 'em into this empire
which I raised from the dirt
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and she fucking tore the arse
right out of my heart.
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Oh dear.
Oh, shock, he's here again.
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- Ah, Miss Croft.
- Yeah.
What's he...what are doing here?
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It’s my fucking club.
- No, it’s not.
- It seems,
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although the emergency contact
details have been updated
with your number,
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Mr Tom is still on the system too.
Alright, so what’s the score?
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As you can see,
the safe...is no longer here.
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Holy fucking shit!
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Fuck! Shit! Shit!
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Fuck! Fuck!
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This is you, this, isn’t it?
This is you!
I’ve been in the pub all night.
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Why would I steal the safe
from me own club?
Cos it’s not your club anymore
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and you’re a spiteful,
vindictive little shit!
Perhaps we should call the police.
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No. No police.
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The interesting thing is that
whoever came in,
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had keys.
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Weren't fucking me!
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This guy is clearly
the brains of the operation.
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He’s wearing the quality tights,
obviously a high denier,
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anything below a 40 denier
and you’re risking being recognised.
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I’d say these are an 80, maybe 100.
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However, his friend isn’t as clever,
in fact I’d go as far as to say
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he has a brain deficiency,
because he’s chosen to wear
fishnet stockings over his head.
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Fucking hell.
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Ronnie.
On the telly?!
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Ronnie? Your Ronnie?
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I told you it weren’t me.
Told you. It's your fucking Ronnie.
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Do you know this person?
That there is her brother.
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♪Love
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Oh dear.
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Ronnie! Ronnie!
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Erin.
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I can see the curtains twitching,
you stupid twat!
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Get down here now
and open the fucking door!
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Here we are. Oh, fuck!
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Ronnie?
♪
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Get the fuck up! You shitbag.
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You went ABOVE my dick. Right up.
Don't do that, OK?
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It wasn’t me. I was set up.
What wasn’t you, Ronnie?
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Ah... Good work, Columbo.
Where’s the fucking safe?
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Sorry , it’s just, erm... I was
forced into it.
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He said, you’ll do it
otherwise I will hurt your sister.
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I said no! I said, no,
I don’t want to do that!
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But he forced me... And I said,
I just want to be good.
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And do things that’s legal.
- And all I said was... Oh!
- Who?
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Fuck!
Who...are you talking about?
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It’s Keithy, OK?
Who?
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Keithy McBride. The Special K.
The Big Mac. McDaddy.
Mac and cheese. No?
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We were cellmates in Grantham
for bar time.
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The next thing you know,
we started overtaking the joint.
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Special K and the Ronnie C
going live and loud.
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And large. Just running
every little gaff,
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every little set-up,
every little scam,
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every little scheme. We were like,
right let’s get out there. We became
partners... I fucking tell you,
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Erin, he is good at stuff.
- I want that safe.
- OK. Alright.
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I get it. I'll get it for ya.
I'm being serious.
I promise I’ll get it for yer,
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it’s just gonna have to be
in the morning. For fuck's sake...
It's just, time-wise,
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getting over there -
No. No. Not tomorrow. Now!
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Where the fuck do we find him?
He’s like a fucking master criminal.
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He just...he just moves like that,
like a ghoul.
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Like a fucking spectre.
And the next thing you know, he does
a job
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and like a fucking puff of smoke,
mate, he is just gone.
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And he is right
into the fucking clouds
or something.
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Then it starts raining,
you're like, is that fucking Keithy?
Where the fuck do I find him,
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- eh?
- Alright, Erin,
I’ll tell yer. I’ll tell yer.
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Mr McBride? Mr Keith McBride?
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It’s Hawley Police here, sir.
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I’m afraid a vehicle
has collided with yours
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on Mayfield Street. We have
an officer down there at the moment.
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Yeah.
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Keithy?
Who’s asking?
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Where’s the fucking cops?
My name is Erin,
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I’m Ronnie Croft’s sister. The safe
that you stole belonged to me.
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Eh? I don’t know
what you’re fucking talking about.
That wasn’t my fucking money!
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Right? So... Right.
...what’s your problem, then?
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The guy that money belongs to
is called Terence McCann.
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He’s my fucking problem.
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Get it down!
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If I tell him what’s gone on,
he will be your fucking problem
as well, alright?
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And despite our Ronnie
being a fucking half-wit,
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I don’t want to see him get hurt,
- alright?
- Right.
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Fuck your Ronnie,
fuck Terence McCann
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and fuck you too.
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I'm getting it back. Right?
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Yeah?
Yeah.
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You fucking prick!
- Oh my God!
- Get in the car!
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Come here!
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You’re smashing your own car up,
you fucking lunatic.
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Sugar, get in the fucking car.
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Jesus Christ, he is a fucking loon,
that one. And what the fuck is
going on, like?
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What are you doing mixed up with
Terence McCann’s money?
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I’m laundering it for him, alright?
Through the club.
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You can’t tell a soul, Carol, OK?
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You’re off your fucking head
getting involved with him.
I didn’t have a choice, did I?
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No-one can know, right?
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How much did he get away with?
30 grand was McCann's,
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then there was a stack of cash
belonged to Vinnie’s from the cars.
Oh, shit...
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How’s Vinnie not going to find
out about this, like? And what’s
McCann gonna do
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when he hears his 30 grand
is missing?
He’s not gonna find out.
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Cos I’m getting it the fuck back.
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Wait a minute.
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We haven’t got time for this.
It’s alright, I feel better now,
actually.
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OK. Let’s go get him.
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Am I right? I’m fucking right.
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Fucking right, let’s go get him.
Come on!
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Oh!
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Oh, fuck!
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♪No Regrets
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Oh my God.
- Oh, God.
- Oh, Jesus!
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Oh!
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Erin!
Shit!
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Oh!
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Please, please tell me
I didn’t just -Yeah... you just
ran over his fucking head.
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Oh my God,
- he’s right under your seat!
- Oh, God!
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He's proper stuck under there, like.
- Is he alive?
- Fuck knows.
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You’ll have to pull forwards
or backwards till we get him out.
-- What?!
- Let's phone an ambulance.
- No,
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we have no time for that, we just
got to get him out of there fast.
Oh shit, oh shit!
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Erin.
OK, I’m doing it. I’m doing it.
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That’s it, that’s it, you’re doing
- great.
- Yes! I can see his head!
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That’s it. We can see the head.
We can see the head. That’s it.
That’s it. That’s it.
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Er, can I get an ambulance, please?
There’s been an accident.
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What are you doing?
What the fuck are you doing?
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Apart from fucking knocking him
down. He’s dead
as a fucking doornail.
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Give me that fucking phone.
- Oh, Jesus.
- This can’t be happening.
This can’t be happening.
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Are you sure he’s not asleep?
Yeah. Just because he’s got
no pulse, doesn’t mean he’s dead.
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Sugar, I was a nurse.
A nurse in a porno, Carol,
for 20 minutes.
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Not exactly qualified, are yer?!
No, look, there's pulse,
no breathing, no nothing.
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Tyre tracks across the face.
He’s fucking toast. Now, listen,
I don't want to say too much,
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but I might have been in a situation
very similar to this one
a while back in Rhyl.
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- OK?
- Jesus Christ. Let’s just phone
the police and let’s just tell them
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what happened.
No. No. No. No. No police. No.
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You’ve got a little boy to think of.
That’s precisely who I am thinking
- about, Carol.
- We’ll just tell them
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it was just an unfortunate,
- freak accident.
- Yes.
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Freak accident?
What? That he accidentally ran over
his own fucking head, twice?
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Girls! Think!
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We’ve got to make this problem
disappear, just like that thing
in Rhyl that never happened.
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Jesus Christ, what the fuck
am I even doing?
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I didn’t even want to come out
tonight. My fucking life is ruined
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in the space of
five fucking minutes.
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OK. Alright.
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No-one knows we were ever here,
yeah? And this prick
spent the majority of his life
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robbing people and disappearing.
So no one’s gonna bat an eyelid
if he disappears again.
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What are you saying, Erin?
Ah, right.
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I think what she’s saying is,
we take nobbo here
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off for a farewell lap
in his own car up into the moors,
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bury him
and we never speak of this again.
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But we need to act now
and everyone needs to be on board.
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OK.
No bother, c’mon. Let’s do it.
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-- Come on.
- Let's go.
- OK.
You get his hands.
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Whaaayyyyy! Someone’s
had a good night!
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I mean, the smell! Piss and shit.
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You've got to remember
that sheep are like people.
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A bit thick.
If one of them does summat,
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all the others do the same.
So it’s like a game of tig?
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- And the sheep like it?
- Yeah. Oh,
yeah, they fucking love it! Yeah!
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Remember playing here
when we were kids?
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I miss it, man.
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We've grown up now. Got busy.
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Fuck.
Is that Sam?
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What are you doing?
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Dude, she's incredible!
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I tell you what,
you are going to wreck that
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and then you are going to
fucking come moaning to me.
Fuck.
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I’m terrified,
to be honest with you.
Dude, she’s nice. She’s smart.
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She’s funny. The only thing
wrong with Sam
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00:15:01,821 --> 00:15:04,581
is that she’s got an unhealthy
attraction to pikey-looking fuckers
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like you.
218
00:15:08,221 --> 00:15:12,261
Dude, you’re waiting for a bus
that is just never going to turn up.
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Whereas Sam likes you. And if
you keep dragging your heels,
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you’re going to fuck everything up.
It’s not her that terrifies me,
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it’s the relationship bit,
y’know? I’ll tell yer,
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she’s only gonna end up working out
why no-one should ever be with me
in a relationship.
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She’ll end up fucking off
like the rest of them.
So you're gonna pre-empt that
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by just never going
out with her in the first place.
Is that it?
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00:15:36,501 --> 00:15:38,781
Yes.
Ach, I mean...
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00:15:39,701 --> 00:15:45,261
Do you know what, in fairness,
sounds like a pretty sound approach
to finding happiness, so fair play.
227
00:15:45,301 --> 00:15:48,221
What are you two sheepboys doing?
Just cotching.
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00:15:48,261 --> 00:15:50,861
Argh! Shit! Shit!
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Oi!
Shit! Shit!
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00:15:52,941 --> 00:15:58,301
Fucking language! What's going on?
-- Shit!
- What?
- I fucking fell in shit!
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It's what God does to dickheads.
Come on. Get down that end of
t'field, they've all gone. Come on.
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I can't get it shut!
It's his hand! It's poking out.
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No, the fucker's too big.
Carol, stop, stop, stop, stop.
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00:16:22,621 --> 00:16:25,341
He's not gonna fit, is he?
Shit!
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00:16:26,461 --> 00:16:28,461
What the fuck are we gonna do, like?
236
00:16:39,421 --> 00:16:41,421
This is creepy as fuck.
237
00:16:42,341 --> 00:16:44,781
Not too slow, Erin. We don't want
to be conspicuously slow.
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All the windows are smashed in,
Carol. I don't speed's the issue.
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Whoa, watch out!
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Round them up!
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♪Let's All Chant
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Get him off! Get him off!
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00:17:00,861 --> 00:17:05,221
He likes you, doesn't he?
Why didn't you put a seatbelt
on him?
244
00:17:05,261 --> 00:17:07,741
What would I do that for?
He's fucking dead.
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00:17:17,101 --> 00:17:19,701
That's perfect, Erin.
There’s hundreds of cars down there.
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00:17:19,741 --> 00:17:22,661
They’ll never find him. Jesus,
he is an awful fucking prick anyway.
247
00:17:22,701 --> 00:17:26,941
He got put -
Shut...up... Carol.
I'm only trying to help.
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Right, then.
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Let’s do it.
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- You get his legs.
- Jesus, he is
a big one. Fucking huge.
251
00:17:49,181 --> 00:17:51,181
Come on, you big fucker!
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00:17:52,061 --> 00:17:56,461
We need to get him so it looks like
- he’s been driving.
- Shut up, Sugar!
You're not fucking helping!
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00:17:56,501 --> 00:18:01,301
- I am just saying.
- Shut the fuck up!
- Shut the fuck up!
- Yeah, you just
stand there, Sugar, for fuck's sake.
254
00:18:01,341 --> 00:18:07,341
♪What Is Love?
So much for being discreet, Carol.
For fuck's sake...
255
00:18:08,861 --> 00:18:14,501
Get off, you!
No, no, no, hang on,
256
00:18:14,541 --> 00:18:18,381
what’s he caught on?
Ah, it’s this stick.
257
00:18:18,421 --> 00:18:22,261
- Woah.
- Shit! Shit!
Aw, fucking dog shit!
258
00:18:24,101 --> 00:18:26,421
Fucking shit.
Ah well, that’s him off so.
259
00:18:44,861 --> 00:18:48,941
Oh...!
- Wha'?!
- You’ve got to be kidding me.
260
00:18:48,981 --> 00:18:52,101
That’s meant to be
a bottomless lake.
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♪
#Song For Winners
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We did it! We won!!
Yay!
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00:19:06,181 --> 00:19:12,021
Dude, your pants stink of shite!
Just throw them out the window!
A few years left in them yet.
264
00:19:12,061 --> 00:19:15,941
- Leave them.
- What was the point
in taking them off and then
just leaving them in here?!
265
00:19:15,981 --> 00:19:21,021
Where are we taking the sheep now?
Where do you think we’re taking 'em?
On holiday?
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00:19:21,061 --> 00:19:23,061
Blackpool?
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00:19:23,981 --> 00:19:29,661
Have you ever had a doner kebab?
Hey, Jim -S’alright, let me
-- handle this.
- Gentle.
- Right,
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00:19:29,701 --> 00:19:35,061
you know what an abattoir is?
That's worse, you dickhead!
What are you doing?
269
00:19:36,501 --> 00:19:39,221
Well, where are we going, then?
270
00:19:39,261 --> 00:19:42,261
I thought they just wanted to have
a ride in the lorry. Like us.
271
00:19:42,301 --> 00:19:46,021
They do.
They do. They do.
272
00:19:46,061 --> 00:19:50,301
They do. No. He's right. They do.
Yeah, they do.
273
00:19:50,341 --> 00:19:54,461
Every now and again we will drive up
to the fields, y’know.
274
00:19:54,501 --> 00:19:58,501
Game of tig. Bit of hide and seek.
Take their minds of being sheep
for a bit.
275
00:19:58,541 --> 00:20:03,461
And they we just...
After that we just...
276
00:20:04,421 --> 00:20:08,981
And then what?
Take them home and put them in bed.
277
00:20:09,021 --> 00:20:13,141
So am I...!
Just turn it round.
278
00:20:13,181 --> 00:20:17,381
We could take them down Steep Lane,
that’s like
going down a rollercoaster.
279
00:20:17,421 --> 00:20:21,101
We should take them down Steep Lane.
That is the sickest of ideas!
280
00:20:21,141 --> 00:20:24,181
Wait till you see it
with the lights out.
281
00:20:24,221 --> 00:20:26,581
Jesus Jim, put the lights back on!
282
00:20:26,621 --> 00:20:28,861
Whaa-haaaay!
283
00:20:30,861 --> 00:20:33,021
That was close.
284
00:20:33,061 --> 00:20:35,061
Let’s move the fucker.
285
00:20:39,541 --> 00:20:44,501
Sugar, slow it down.
What do you mean? It's not me!
286
00:21:03,901 --> 00:21:09,661
Jesus!
Fucking hell. This is insane!
287
00:21:09,701 --> 00:21:12,781
What are we gonna do, wheel him
around till we get caught?!
288
00:21:12,821 --> 00:21:14,941
It was your idea to put him
in a wheelie bin.
289
00:21:14,981 --> 00:21:19,661
Yes, I know, but what are we doing
now with him?
Why don’t we just fucking, like,
290
00:21:19,701 --> 00:21:22,581
just cremate him there in the bin?
291
00:21:22,621 --> 00:21:28,061
With that, yeah?
I know, or just fucking, like,
bury him like?
292
00:21:28,101 --> 00:21:31,301
I mean no one ever goes in there,
I bet yer.
293
00:21:31,341 --> 00:21:33,781
In there, like. No-one ever goes
in there.
294
00:21:35,581 --> 00:21:39,941
Soft ground. Like Rhyl. Come on.
I’ve just done my nails!
295
00:21:39,981 --> 00:21:43,741
C’mon. We’re running out of options
here, it’ll be light
before we know it.
296
00:21:43,781 --> 00:21:46,821
There’s the path, OK? Back it in.
Back it in.
297
00:21:46,861 --> 00:21:49,861
That’s it. Straight up.
Straighten her up. Straight up.
298
00:22:01,461 --> 00:22:03,981
Here’s a car. Just get him out.
Get him out.
299
00:22:27,461 --> 00:22:30,261
What are the fucking chances?!
300
00:22:30,301 --> 00:22:32,741
Dirty fucker's doing a pish.
301
00:22:32,781 --> 00:22:35,221
What?
He's draining his spuds, like.
302
00:22:35,261 --> 00:22:37,261
Jesus Christ...
303
00:22:43,501 --> 00:22:49,101
♪Right Now
For fuck sake, I can’t do it.
304
00:22:49,141 --> 00:22:55,141
That's it. In here. Pull fast! Pull!
305
00:22:55,181 --> 00:22:58,861
That's it. Fucking hell.
306
00:23:17,661 --> 00:23:20,341
♪
- My fucking wedding ring!
- What?
307
00:23:20,381 --> 00:23:24,501
My wedding ring. I’m after losing
it. It’s buried in there with him.
308
00:23:24,541 --> 00:23:27,701
Oh, fuck. Ah, fuck!
309
00:23:27,741 --> 00:23:30,501
Oh Jesus Christ. Come on.
310
00:23:30,541 --> 00:23:32,541
Right.
311
00:23:33,461 --> 00:23:35,461
Oh, fuck.
312
00:23:43,901 --> 00:23:47,381
Fucking watch out.
Fucking stupid place
313
00:23:52,501 --> 00:23:57,381
to put a fucking sign anyway.
Let’s just go home and pretend
tonight never happened.
314
00:23:57,421 --> 00:23:59,421
Get on with our lives.
315
00:23:59,461 --> 00:24:01,461
Vin.
Mm-hm?
316
00:24:43,861 --> 00:24:46,501
I’ve got something
I need to tell you.
317
00:24:57,181 --> 00:25:00,541
What do you mean, 'dead?' What do
you mean, 'dead?' Properly dead?
318
00:25:00,581 --> 00:25:02,101
Yes. Shush!
319
00:25:02,141 --> 00:25:04,541
Who’s dead?
No-one. Never you mind.
320
00:25:04,581 --> 00:25:07,821
You know, I am beginning to wish
I hadn’t told you about any of this.
Same.
321
00:25:07,861 --> 00:25:11,141
But it doesn’t make any sense.
I'm the dickhead. I'm the idiot,
322
00:25:11,181 --> 00:25:13,661
you’re supposed to be
the sensible one.
323
00:25:13,701 --> 00:25:15,701
What about the gang’s money?
Was that in the -
324
00:25:15,741 --> 00:25:18,341
I am working on it.
- It’s gone!
- Shush!
325
00:25:20,621 --> 00:25:23,101
Morning.
- Morning.
- Morning.
326
00:25:23,141 --> 00:25:25,741
Morning.
327
00:25:29,421 --> 00:25:32,941
It’s the morning time.
So you told him, then?
328
00:25:32,981 --> 00:25:37,381
-- Sugar, I'm sorry.
- You two,
- I lay
awake all night, it was in my head -
I can’t fucking believe this!
329
00:25:37,421 --> 00:25:39,421
♪It's Raining
330
00:25:41,781 --> 00:25:44,981
Thomas?
-- Vincent?
- Can I help you?
- Yeah,
331
00:25:45,021 --> 00:25:50,301
you can help me actually, Erin.
By stopping leaving
snide little notes for me
332
00:25:50,341 --> 00:25:54,861
around my club. How about that?
Well, you are not my priority
right now. First of all,
333
00:25:54,901 --> 00:25:59,341
it’s not your club, Tommo. And they
are not snide little notes. They are
chores for you to do
334
00:25:59,381 --> 00:26:03,941
around the place. I know you like
to think of yourself
as some little emperor
335
00:26:03,981 --> 00:26:08,141
lording it around, giving it
the big 'un, but it doesn’t wash
with me Tommo. Either do it
336
00:26:08,181 --> 00:26:10,621
- or fuck off.
- How's about this,
then?
337
00:26:10,661 --> 00:26:14,781
I’m not fucking doing it!
I don’t give a shit either way, Tom.
338
00:26:14,821 --> 00:26:18,381
Either you do it or you won’t.
And if you won’t, I’ll fire you
339
00:26:18,421 --> 00:26:21,341
and I’ll get someone else to do it.
Either way,
340
00:26:21,381 --> 00:26:25,661
someone is picking the chewing gum
and the pubes out of them urinals,
right?!
341
00:26:30,341 --> 00:26:32,741
Fine. I’ll do it.
342
00:26:32,781 --> 00:26:35,181
But not because you want me to,
cos I want to do it.
343
00:26:35,221 --> 00:26:37,301
Hah! Who’s won that one, then? Me.
344
00:26:39,701 --> 00:26:42,781
You guys are not going to believe
what happened to me last night.
345
00:26:42,821 --> 00:26:46,061
My God, you gotta check this out.
Fuck sake, what now?
346
00:26:46,101 --> 00:26:50,181
'Hello and welcome to another
episode of Fishing with JJ.'
347
00:26:50,221 --> 00:26:52,941
'Tonight we’re on the hunt for perch
and I am also going to be talking
348
00:26:52,981 --> 00:26:56,901
about hair-rigging your worms.'
Who cares about worms and fish?
Let me spin it forward,
349
00:26:56,941 --> 00:26:58,261
it’s worth it. I promise.
350
00:26:58,301 --> 00:27:03,021
- What lake is that?
- Demdike Quarry.
Who cares what fucking lake it is?
351
00:27:03,061 --> 00:27:08,501
Here you go. 'That’s right, you sexy
little perch you. You know
you want it. Stop teasing, come on.'
352
00:27:08,541 --> 00:27:11,381
What’s wrong with yer?
'Don't be shy.'
353
00:27:11,421 --> 00:27:15,941
Holy fuck!'Flipping hell! Did you
guys see that?! A flipping car
354
00:27:15,981 --> 00:27:20,861
just fell out the bastard sky,
bruv!' Police are down there now.
They have got fucking divers
355
00:27:20,901 --> 00:27:24,341
and everything. But get this, yeah?
There’s absolutely
no trace of the driver.
356
00:27:24,381 --> 00:27:29,781
Fuck sake...
Ash? Yes, mate, did you watch it?
357
00:27:29,821 --> 00:27:32,941
It’s gonna go fucking viral, innit?!
I’m round at Sugar’s. Come over.
358
00:27:35,141 --> 00:27:36,581
Have you heard?
359
00:27:39,261 --> 00:27:41,621
The word is out all over town.
Police are down at the quarry.
360
00:27:41,661 --> 00:27:46,021
Keithy McBride is on the missing
- persons list.
- Oh fuck me, no.
I feel sick.
361
00:27:46,061 --> 00:27:50,421
I can’t believe we've been
- that stupid?
- Carol, you were
the one saying it was a good idea!
362
00:27:50,461 --> 00:27:52,941
This is a ladies-only
conversation.
363
00:27:52,981 --> 00:27:55,501
The fuck it is! Let me in.
What you gonna do,
364
00:27:55,541 --> 00:28:00,861
bury me in a shallow grave
in the fucking woods, dickheads?
Erin, I can’t believe you told him.
365
00:28:00,901 --> 00:28:02,941
Listen to me. You gave me
such a bollocking
366
00:28:02,981 --> 00:28:05,861
for bringing Cardi home
with his arse out
and you’ve killed a man!
367
00:28:05,901 --> 00:28:09,421
Erin, you were meant to keep that
quiet, like that thing
that happened in Rhyl.
368
00:28:09,461 --> 00:28:11,901
What happened in Rhyl?
Nothing.
369
00:28:11,941 --> 00:28:15,141
- Exactly.
- Right.
Fuck me, this is getting serious.
370
00:28:15,181 --> 00:28:17,421
Who else knows about it?
- No-one.
- No-one.
371
00:28:17,461 --> 00:28:22,061
Good.I...had to offload it
to someone. The burden
was too strong.
372
00:28:22,101 --> 00:28:24,101
Cardi?
-- Aye.
- What?!
- Fucking hell.
373
00:28:24,141 --> 00:28:26,141
Carol...
Did anyone see you?
374
00:28:26,181 --> 00:28:30,861
No.
- No-one. No-one.
- Thank fuck.
Except...except for that hen party
375
00:28:30,901 --> 00:28:33,821
that walked past.
A group... of people.
376
00:28:33,861 --> 00:28:39,861
And the police officer when we were
wheeling him down the hill.
What, a policeman saw you?!
377
00:28:39,901 --> 00:28:44,541
He waved at us.
He fucking waved at you?!
- What, he saw you with the body?!
- No,
378
00:28:44,581 --> 00:28:49,061
no, the body was in a...a bin.
Why was he in a fucking wheelie bin?
It was easier to manoeuvre.
379
00:28:49,101 --> 00:28:54,981
Of course. What did you do with
his stuff? The things he had on him.
His wallet. His phone.
380
00:28:55,021 --> 00:28:58,701
His keys? Anything that might...
Honest to fucking God...
381
00:28:58,741 --> 00:29:01,581
There is a body now
in a shallow grave
382
00:29:01,621 --> 00:29:05,501
and he has got his fucking phone
on him?! What if
a fucking dog walker hears it
383
00:29:05,541 --> 00:29:08,501
and answers the fucking thing?
Oh, the fucking documentaries,
384
00:29:08,541 --> 00:29:11,541
the murder documentaries are sick.
They fucking track your phones
385
00:29:11,581 --> 00:29:14,381
and that how they find...that’s how
they find...criminals.
386
00:29:14,421 --> 00:29:18,341
Sounds really bad when you say it
- like that.
- Really frigging bad.
- Frightening.
- I mean, honestly,
387
00:29:18,381 --> 00:29:21,861
the police could be banging
on that fucking door any second.
388
00:29:27,581 --> 00:29:30,621
Can someone take me to school now?
Absoshagginglutely...
389
00:29:30,661 --> 00:29:31,781
Get down them stairs.
390
00:29:31,821 --> 00:29:37,461
A fucking dead body.
What the bloody hell is he
talking to me about a dead body for?
391
00:29:37,501 --> 00:29:40,301
Guys, what is going on?!
- Hi.
- Alright?
392
00:29:40,341 --> 00:29:45,101
Oh! Here he is, Mr Worldwide
internet star, Jehan Javani
in the flesh.
393
00:29:47,381 --> 00:29:51,021
Faces like slapped arses. Who died?
394
00:29:58,181 --> 00:30:03,541
Right, you have a good day, yeah?
- Yeah.
- Give me a cuddle.
- See you later.
- Love you, Mum.
395
00:30:03,581 --> 00:30:04,981
Love you.
396
00:30:08,261 --> 00:30:13,861
Hello?'Hello, Erin.
Wondered if we could have a chat.'
Who is this?
397
00:30:16,981 --> 00:30:20,461
Hang on a minute, this is
a fucking...this is a murder!
398
00:30:20,501 --> 00:30:24,101
All I’m saying is...
All I am saying is...
399
00:30:24,141 --> 00:30:27,861
If it were Erin’s fault then
we should shop her in to the police.
400
00:30:27,901 --> 00:30:31,781
She’s killed once -
she’s got a taste for it now,
- none of us are safe.
- Fuck me.
401
00:30:31,821 --> 00:30:34,101
Erin? Erin! Clip him, dickhead.
402
00:30:34,141 --> 00:30:36,541
Erin, where are you, love?
403
00:30:36,581 --> 00:30:40,301
I've been brought in
- for questioning.
- What?!
What the fuck?!
404
00:30:40,341 --> 00:30:45,141
Hang on a minute... Just say...
No... No comment to everything.
405
00:30:45,181 --> 00:30:48,061
Stay calm and promise me
you’ll look after Tyler for me.
406
00:30:48,101 --> 00:30:50,941
Stop it, this is fucking ridiculous!
407
00:30:50,981 --> 00:30:53,901
What are they... What fucking
questions are they asking you?
408
00:30:53,941 --> 00:30:57,421
Something to do with
the disappearance of someone
409
00:30:57,461 --> 00:31:00,581
called Keith McBride. I don’t know,
I don’t anything yet.
410
00:31:02,501 --> 00:31:07,621
Listen to me, cos this is important.
I need you to look after Tyler
411
00:31:07,661 --> 00:31:10,621
for me if need be.
Tell me you can do that, Vin?!
412
00:31:10,661 --> 00:31:14,421
Erin... Sweetheart -
Vin. Tell me.
Of course I'll look after him,
413
00:31:14,461 --> 00:31:16,781
I’m his fucking dad! Sweetheart,
please!
414
00:31:18,181 --> 00:31:23,301
I've gotta go.
No! Erin! Fuck! Fuck!
415
00:31:23,341 --> 00:31:24,581
What?
416
00:31:28,181 --> 00:31:30,261
They can’t charge her
without a body. Can they?
417
00:31:38,781 --> 00:31:41,621
Right, we need to find this body
fast.
418
00:31:41,661 --> 00:31:43,741
Right. This is Corby Woods. Pull in.
419
00:31:47,541 --> 00:31:51,261
Jesus wept...
What is all this shit?
420
00:31:51,301 --> 00:31:54,581
Carol said there was a sign
or summat.
421
00:31:54,621 --> 00:31:56,661
Was it that sign there maybe?
422
00:31:56,701 --> 00:32:00,501
Come on. We don’t have much time.
423
00:32:00,541 --> 00:32:03,341
Oh, nice. Yeah man. Chop some trees
innit.
424
00:32:03,381 --> 00:32:06,981
That looks about right.
Oh, yeah, check me out, dude!
425
00:32:07,021 --> 00:32:11,141
Be careful, Cardi.
Oh yeah Cardi, look at my one?
426
00:32:11,181 --> 00:32:14,701
Like a tomahawk,
from a lovely native American boy,
427
00:32:14,741 --> 00:32:17,941
maybe you want to...
Maybe I could have a loan of -
- No, you’re alright.
- Just hold it
428
00:32:17,981 --> 00:32:21,781
for a second and have a go on it -
Ashley. Ashley, listen.
We are going to go out in them woods
429
00:32:21,821 --> 00:32:25,421
and spread out yeah? We are
looking for a knobhead
in a shallow grave.
430
00:32:25,461 --> 00:32:27,461
Let’s go. Let’s do it.
431
00:32:29,461 --> 00:32:32,741
Yeah, now...
Where do we start?
432
00:32:32,781 --> 00:32:36,181
I mean, look at the fucking size
of it.
Listen, don’t panic,
433
00:32:36,221 --> 00:32:39,541
Cardi is on the phone to Carol now,
should give us an idea
where the fucker is lying.
434
00:32:39,581 --> 00:32:43,461
Yeah, thanks. Alright.
See you later, yeah. Love you.
Love you too, bye.
435
00:32:43,501 --> 00:32:47,901
OK. So she says it was pretty dark
last night,
436
00:32:47,941 --> 00:32:51,541
but she’s pretty certain
437
00:32:51,581 --> 00:32:54,341
he’s over near... 'the big tree.'
438
00:32:57,861 --> 00:33:01,341
Just to fuck me in the arse.
- Shall I call her back?
- No.
439
00:33:02,701 --> 00:33:06,021
So the disappearance
of Keithy McBride.
440
00:33:06,061 --> 00:33:10,181
Kind of had this foisted upon us,
what with that video of his
motor in the quarry,
441
00:33:10,221 --> 00:33:13,781
public interest and what-have-you.
People love a mystery.
442
00:33:13,821 --> 00:33:17,861
Me, I couldn’t give a rat’s piss
about Keithy McBride.
443
00:33:17,901 --> 00:33:21,461
But unfortunately, since foul play
is suspected,
444
00:33:21,501 --> 00:33:23,621
it’s kind of my responsibility.
445
00:33:23,661 --> 00:33:26,221
So let me start at the beginning.
446
00:33:26,261 --> 00:33:30,341
For the benefit of the tape,
do you know Keithy McBride?
447
00:33:31,541 --> 00:33:32,701
No.
448
00:33:33,861 --> 00:33:38,101
For the benefit of the tape,
I told you, I don’t know him.
449
00:33:38,141 --> 00:33:41,741
Never heard of him
until you asked me about him.
450
00:33:41,781 --> 00:33:45,261
So I don't understand why I’m here.
451
00:33:46,701 --> 00:33:48,421
OK.
452
00:33:48,461 --> 00:33:53,221
So the next question would be,
453
00:33:53,261 --> 00:33:57,821
why do you suppose that, according
to Keithy McBride’s phone records,
454
00:33:57,861 --> 00:34:00,621
the last person to call him
was...you?
455
00:34:01,861 --> 00:34:04,101
At 11.36 last night.
456
00:34:06,301 --> 00:34:09,301
Katchi
457
00:34:09,341 --> 00:34:10,341
No comment.
458
00:34:19,021 --> 00:34:22,261
This is a lot harder than it looks
and it’s heavy.
459
00:34:22,301 --> 00:34:25,261
- OK.
- How’s it going?
On the job are yer?
460
00:34:25,301 --> 00:34:28,381
Eh? Oh. Yeah.
461
00:34:28,421 --> 00:34:30,941
You know how to use that thing?
Yeah, yeah. Reckon I do, yeah.
462
00:34:30,981 --> 00:34:34,421
Well, if you need a hand,
you be sure to let me know.
463
00:34:34,461 --> 00:34:36,701
Well, maybe I will.
464
00:34:36,741 --> 00:34:39,781
You could do a lot more damage
than his tiny chopper.
465
00:34:43,741 --> 00:34:45,181
The fuck was all that?
What?
466
00:34:46,221 --> 00:34:49,741
Just a bit of banter.
That wasn’t just banter.
467
00:34:49,781 --> 00:34:52,621
Get back to work, skiver.
No. You get back to work, you.
468
00:34:52,661 --> 00:34:55,341
Go on, sod off.
Cheeky.
469
00:34:55,381 --> 00:34:58,301
What’s the fucking deal here?
All lumberjacks gay or something?
470
00:34:58,341 --> 00:35:01,461
- Am I invisible?
- They’re not gay.
Why do you think everyone’s gay?
471
00:35:01,501 --> 00:35:03,661
You with that chainsaw.
472
00:35:03,701 --> 00:35:07,581
That’s the only reason
they’re paying you any attention.
It’s like a gay bat signal.
473
00:35:07,621 --> 00:35:10,581
- Pass it over.
- Careful now.
Swap it now. No. It’s mine.
474
00:35:10,621 --> 00:35:12,901
- Swap it Cardi.
- No, I want the
- chainsaw.
- Hand it over.
475
00:35:26,941 --> 00:35:28,341
See this necklace?
476
00:35:30,221 --> 00:35:33,661
On a scale of one to ten, how
surprised do you reckon I’m gonna be
477
00:35:33,701 --> 00:35:35,781
if we find your prints all over it?
478
00:35:35,821 --> 00:35:40,941
11.42pm, a phone call is made
to emergency services
from your phone.
479
00:35:40,981 --> 00:35:46,501
'Can we get an ambulance, please?
There’s been an accident...
What are you doing?!'
480
00:35:46,541 --> 00:35:50,461
'What the fuck are you doing?
Apart from us knocking him down.
He’s dead as a fucking doornail.'
481
00:35:50,501 --> 00:35:52,901
'Give me that fucking phone back.'
482
00:35:52,941 --> 00:35:56,181
Pretty damning that.
Do you know, Erin,
483
00:35:56,221 --> 00:35:59,941
what cellphone triangulation is?
It’s how we locate a mobile phone,
484
00:35:59,981 --> 00:36:04,101
or a person’s whereabouts.
These are Keithy McBride's
485
00:36:04,141 --> 00:36:06,621
mobile phone's movements
over the past 24 hours.
486
00:36:06,661 --> 00:36:09,301
And these...are yours.
487
00:36:09,341 --> 00:36:13,581
And, amazingly, you appear
to have been
488
00:36:13,621 --> 00:36:16,901
in exactly the same places
as our missing Keithy
489
00:36:16,941 --> 00:36:20,341
for much of last night. Until,
490
00:36:20,381 --> 00:36:23,461
that is, you returned home
491
00:36:23,501 --> 00:36:27,141
and he...he remained behind.
492
00:36:27,181 --> 00:36:29,181
Right here.
493
00:36:32,381 --> 00:36:35,101
In what appears to be these woods
just outside of town.
494
00:36:42,141 --> 00:36:45,021
There’s a SOCO team
on the way to the woods right now.
495
00:36:45,061 --> 00:36:48,941
Do you think they’re going to
find Mr McBride there?
496
00:36:55,221 --> 00:36:57,741
Give me Vinnie
and I’ll see you walk.
497
00:36:58,621 --> 00:37:02,781
Name Vinnie and you’ll go home
to your kid tonight.
498
00:37:05,901 --> 00:37:09,301
Has anyone seen anything?
No, Vincent,
we haven’t seen anything,
499
00:37:09,341 --> 00:37:14,221
cos it’s a fucking wasting of time.
Stop being so grumpy, Willow.
500
00:37:14,261 --> 00:37:18,661
You're just coming down, you!
I am not on a fucking come-down,
Vincent.
501
00:37:31,421 --> 00:37:33,621
Knobhead... I am not on a come-down,
mate.
502
00:37:46,301 --> 00:37:48,901
Shut up, you dickhead!
Keep your fucking voice down.
503
00:37:48,941 --> 00:37:52,341
Fuck!
Fucking hell. Fuck me. Shit.
504
00:37:52,381 --> 00:37:58,301
Get down. Fucking hell. Shush.
Is that it, then, yeah? That’s
gonna be the dead body, right?
505
00:37:58,341 --> 00:38:01,461
If it isn’t, it’ll do
till the right one gets here,
won’t it, you fucking idiot?
506
00:38:01,501 --> 00:38:06,461
What the fuck are you doing?
I am trying to pull him out
of the fucking ground.
507
00:38:06,501 --> 00:38:09,461
We need a distraction or summat.
508
00:38:09,501 --> 00:38:11,621
What the fuck is that?
I think it's Cardi.
509
00:38:11,661 --> 00:38:13,981
A convenient distraction.
510
00:38:14,021 --> 00:38:16,021
♪Boys Wanna Be Her
511
00:38:20,861 --> 00:38:24,021
Boys, it's the bossman.
512
00:38:24,061 --> 00:38:27,021
Hey! Who are you lot with?
513
00:38:27,061 --> 00:38:31,221
We're with the crew
for the chopping down of the woods
and shit innit sir.
514
00:38:31,261 --> 00:38:35,661
You’ll have to cover him back up
and we’ll get him later.
We take him now. Get his ankles.
515
00:38:37,621 --> 00:38:42,821
Your attention, please. All work
516
00:38:42,861 --> 00:38:45,741
is to be suspended
with immediate effect.
517
00:38:45,781 --> 00:38:49,661
These woods have been designated
- a crime scene.
- Fucking leave him!
518
00:39:07,421 --> 00:39:11,541
Cardi, stop doing that
- grunty thing.
- I didn’t say anything.
You did, you said "eurgh"
519
00:39:11,581 --> 00:39:14,181
and then you grunted.
It wasn’t me.
520
00:39:14,221 --> 00:39:15,621
What the fuck?!
521
00:39:16,901 --> 00:39:20,661
How the fuck is he alive?!
- He was.
- Did you just
fucking knock him out?
522
00:39:20,701 --> 00:39:25,741
Well, he shouldn’t have sneaked up
- on us like that.
- He's been through
enough.
523
00:39:25,781 --> 00:39:27,741
Fucking knocked him out, poor cunt.
524
00:39:27,781 --> 00:39:31,941
Keithy. Keithy, love?
Did nobody check his pulse?
Keithy?
525
00:39:37,381 --> 00:39:41,821
Jesus! For fuck's sake!
Ashley, that's twice!
526
00:39:41,861 --> 00:39:44,261
Thank fuck he's alive.
#Loaded
527
00:39:50,301 --> 00:39:53,221
Alright, Carl?
No. I’m pretty fucking not.
528
00:39:53,261 --> 00:39:57,821
Keithy McBride was admitted
to St Margaret’s A
half an hour ago.
529
00:39:57,861 --> 00:39:59,861
Alive?!
Yeah. It would seem so.
530
00:40:02,181 --> 00:40:04,381
Keithy McBride is alive?
531
00:40:04,421 --> 00:40:07,621
A few witnesses reported seeing him
drinking heavily last night.
532
00:40:07,661 --> 00:40:11,581
Two women found him staggering
along the road, disorientated,
this morning.
533
00:40:11,621 --> 00:40:15,341
Looks like he fell asleep
- in some woods.
- Is that right?
534
00:40:18,621 --> 00:40:19,821
Wow.
535
00:40:23,821 --> 00:40:28,301
-- Shit!
- Oh, hi.
- Yeah, nice to see you
- too!
- I didn’t mean like that,
536
00:40:28,341 --> 00:40:31,581
I just...it’s nice to see you.
♪
537
00:40:31,621 --> 00:40:33,621
So, you handing yourself in?
538
00:40:35,181 --> 00:40:38,821
No, one of the boys...
Just picking up one of the lads
who got in trouble.
539
00:40:38,861 --> 00:40:41,541
Where are you going?
Off to work at the Crow. You know,
540
00:40:41,581 --> 00:40:43,741
that place you’re avoiding
in case you run into me.
541
00:40:43,781 --> 00:40:48,381
For fuck's sake. I'm not avoiding...
I’ve just been busy.
542
00:40:48,421 --> 00:40:51,701
I’ve not told you
because I worry about you...
543
00:40:53,221 --> 00:40:56,101
-- OK.
- Shut up.
- That’s enough
of that... Alright, then.
544
00:41:04,661 --> 00:41:10,661
Get me the fuck out of here.
-#2,3.
- Scrape
545
00:41:19,101 --> 00:41:21,101
Wait!
I need to talk to Keithy McBride.
Now.
546
00:41:31,741 --> 00:41:37,061
Fucking hell... Yessss! Keithy!
Stop saying "eurgh"
and fucking help.
547
00:41:37,101 --> 00:41:39,101
Quick. Move, you fuck.
548
00:41:43,461 --> 00:41:45,061
Let’s fucking go!
♪
549
00:41:46,341 --> 00:41:51,941
I really need to get hold of Keithy.
No. just stay clear of
the whole thing.
550
00:41:51,981 --> 00:41:55,181
What if he talks, Vin?
Don’t matter.
551
00:41:55,221 --> 00:41:57,941
No-ones gonna believe him
if he does. Fuck him.
552
00:41:57,981 --> 00:42:01,501
I need to get to him, I need
to get that money back.
Listen to me, you.
553
00:42:01,541 --> 00:42:05,621
If it’s the difference between him
getting away with a load of money
554
00:42:05,661 --> 00:42:09,381
and you taking a murder charge,
I'd rather take the hit
on the dough,
555
00:42:09,421 --> 00:42:12,181
y’know? It’s only cash.
556
00:42:16,421 --> 00:42:18,421
♪Sankofa
557
00:42:21,101 --> 00:42:22,821
Is that our Ronnie?
558
00:42:28,101 --> 00:42:30,741
Come on!
Pull over!
559
00:42:36,061 --> 00:42:38,061
Oi! Ronnie!
560
00:42:41,261 --> 00:42:43,381
Ronnie!
Ronnie, you bell end!
561
00:42:43,421 --> 00:42:45,901
Ronnie, I want
my fucking money back!
562
00:42:50,861 --> 00:42:54,981
We can't hear you,
you fucking idiot!
563
00:42:55,021 --> 00:42:59,141
We can’t hear you Ronnie!
Just give me the money!
564
00:42:59,181 --> 00:43:01,781
I'm saying, I'm fucking wicked
at everything!
565
00:43:01,821 --> 00:43:04,581
We can’t hear what you're saying!
566
00:43:04,621 --> 00:43:06,021
Wait!
567
00:43:06,061 --> 00:43:10,981
I'm getting a fucking sore throat
here!
Fucking calling me. Right, go on.
568
00:43:11,021 --> 00:43:14,021
Alright, Erin, it’s Ronnie here.
I was saying,
569
00:43:14,061 --> 00:43:16,421
every fucking time
you underestimate me
570
00:43:16,461 --> 00:43:20,461
and you, Vinnie, you skinny twat.
I am an inspiration to many,
Jar told me that, man.
571
00:43:25,781 --> 00:43:27,781
♪CORDEIRO DE NANA
572
00:43:36,501 --> 00:43:40,181
Now, let's just...
That's really bad. We should leave.
573
00:43:40,221 --> 00:43:41,421
We should.
574
00:43:41,461 --> 00:43:44,421
Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!
575
00:43:53,101 --> 00:43:56,661
He’s not gonna give up, is he?
What are you going to do?
576
00:43:56,701 --> 00:43:59,541
I have got a job.
- What is it?
- Bees.
577
00:44:01,701 --> 00:44:04,981
Fuck it. Run away. Run away.
Where are my bees?
578
00:44:05,021 --> 00:44:07,821
Get in...the fucking...cellar!
579
00:44:07,861 --> 00:44:10,461
Ohh...! Scary bee man...
580
00:44:12,581 --> 00:44:17,221
Is that human?
Oh, fuck me. Drink the tramp piss.
And let’s get the fuck out of here.
581
00:44:17,261 --> 00:44:19,261
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