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The following program contains
strong language, violence,
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and adult humour from the start.
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Now I am not going to get cross
with you. Alright?
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Just tell me how it went
so badly wrong.
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I don't know Vincent,
I don't fucking know.
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I thought we had pulled it off. All
I know is I am supposed
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to lose the race and guess what,
I lost the fucking race.
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Just in a slightly different way to
what we had anticipated...
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Simple, wasn't it?
Was it not a simple plan?
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You grab the jockey that's
riding the favourite...
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Switch it out with knobhead...
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He fucks the race up and loses.
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Gerry's horse comes in and
we all get paid.
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Tell me how you ballsed it up.
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I'll tell you where it
happened. This prick here
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and his inherit sizeist attitude...
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Get to fuck.
Ashley Dennings?
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What? All I said was that the
jockeys, all look the same...
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Oh, there we go. Prejudice
raises its ugly head!
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And he's branding me a sizeist.
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They fucking do all look the same -
in their matching satin outfits.
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All walking one by one with each
other like a little
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vindictive fairy tale...
Rude!
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I'm sorry. I grabbed
the wrong fucking jockey.
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It wasn't just the wrong jockey -
you grabbed the jockey we
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wanted to win the race and you
left the favourite to win it.
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Knobhead on Gerry's horse.
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Go on Tommo!
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Where the fuck is he? Where is he?
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I never said I could ride a horse.
That was you lot,
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and your nasty
little assumptions based on,
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thank you very much, my
diminutive stature.
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They have chimps riding
horses in the circus.
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We shoulda just got a chimp.
Dickhead.
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It wouldn't have made a
fucking difference, you...
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you got on the wrong fucking horse
is what you did alright?!
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You cost Gerry sixteen grand.
F-ffuck.
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It's a lot of money. Fuck's sake,
now we owe him sixteen grand...
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Y'know what I am saying?!
It's our balls up.
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Again!
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Fiddly dee, I wonder
who this could be?!
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Erin...
It's fucking Gerry you knobend.
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121 missed calls.
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Fuck me!
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Vin...
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Sorry we're full up today so if
you can just go down the other end-
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Alright love, I am getting it.
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I said I'll get it, so I'll get it.
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Honestly, what are you
stressing about?
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I'll tell you why I'm stressing.
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There's gonna be twenty five sugared
up eight year olds running riot
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round here in less than four hours'
time along with their mega snobby
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nosey mothers who'd love nothing
more than me to fuck this up.
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Oh and on top of that, on top of
that I'm meant to be
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relaunching a club and I've
found out the flyers haven't been
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handed out, which means we are going
to have no fucking customers-
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Right, where do you want
me? What can I do?
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Hang on.
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Excuse me, out boys, thank you...
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No chance.
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Mate, it's a kid's party not
some stag do in the 'dam.
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Go on.
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Oh, it's getting worse. Go on.
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Stop making words for a second...
Cos I am here,
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and I am looking
at the cake right now. Jesus, they
are brilliant aren't they...
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Are ya?
Yeah, they are amazing at what
they can do. Look at that...
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They've spelt everything correctly?
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Fucking hilarious, y'know I
am bad with reading stuff...
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What is it supposed to say?
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It says 'Vinnie you're having a
fucking laugh if you
think I'm that daft'.
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That's a lot to fit on
one cake innit.
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Just get the cake here, pronto.
Right, don't let me down Vin...
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I won't let you down, when have
I ev- She's gone.
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She's just gone.
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Oh yeah, shit...
Have that...
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JJ?
Vincent?
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Are you still after a Rolls, you?
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Yeah. What's the condition?
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It's mint. Classic. Deep blue.
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91 plate...
Yeah. How about the interior?
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Cream leather.
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Oh, my flipping God, yeah,
yeah, get it, get it.
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Get it? Oh!
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Oi listen. Drive carefully right and
don't do anything stupid like taking
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any of them lot for a ride in it.
Oi, knobhead,
you are on speaker phone.
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Good. Well flipping well make sure
none of you chimps touch anything.
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And that is especially you, Tommo,
with your dangly little legs
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and dirty size four shoes.
They are size six.
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Scratch it and I'll scratch
you. Comprendez?
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Com... Com... Completely.
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Vin, can we stop for chips?
No, we can't stop for chips.
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Why not?
Cos we've got to drop this
off haven't we?
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What?
Here yar- Sorry, how do we get
bluetooth on?
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Menu, settings, bluetooth.
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Why do you need the bluetooth?
Chips afterwards, how's that?
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But it's on the way...
Never mind if it's on the way...
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Where are you... No. Come
back here you bastards!
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Oh fuck.
What's going on?
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Cream donut.
Cream donut, where did you
get a cream donut?
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Had it on me.
What, in your pocket?
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Yeah?
Oh, Christ. Asked you to keep your
eye on him, it's a posh car y'know.
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JJ's been after one of
these for fucking ages.
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Honestly this could sort us out
y'know, set us straight with
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Gerry and that.
I am gonna bell that twat.
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Now then Gerry love-
You've got some neck phoning me,
you balding little prick.
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H- way now, come on...
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Give me a chance to say, I'm
going to sort your money out.
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I can get you
a chunk of it today Gez.
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It's too late for that, Vinnie.
What?
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I've sold the debt on.
What?
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I've cut my losses and
I've sold the debt.
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You no longer owe me
the sixteen g's.
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Fuck dude,
who've you sold it to then?
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The MacDonaghs.
Oh fuck off.
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You fucking could've given me
some time there!
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You've had time. Plenty of it.
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You dodged all my calls and
showed me no courtesy.
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You forced my hand, Vinnie.
You know what they are like.
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They are nutcases.
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My advice to you is settle the debt
with them lunatics before the
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interest starts piling up and
spiralling out of control.
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Fuck me. The MacDonaghs?
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Devon Lewis owed them a grand six
months ago, now it's twelve.
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He's a fucking window cleaner, how's
he gonna pay them back?
Especially with two broken ankles.
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MacDonaghs nicked his ladder when he
was doing a third-floor window.
Fuck me, that's all I need innit.
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How are you now?
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What?
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How? Don't rip the piss of us...
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Grand, yeah, we're on the
way. We're on the way...
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What's going on?
It's me Uncle Francis.
He wants to see you.
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What's Uncle Francis want to see me
for dude? He doesn't like me at all.
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Something's happened to Doolan.
He's not got engaged again, has he?
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He's been kidnapped.
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He went out yesterday morning, the
last thing he said to me was
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'I love you, Mammie.
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I'll see youse in a bit' but
then he never came back.
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Don't worry Clodagh. Doolan'll be
back, you'll see him back in one
piece real soon.
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Happen he got lost or
y'know... Or engaged again?
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He likes getting engaged.
That's true.
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He's romantic like that.
Sixteen engagements is beyond
romantic. It's pathological.
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Don't you feckin talk ill of your
poor brother, not while he's
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in his hour of need.
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I mean do we know who's taken him?
Stupid fucking question.
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The list's as long as your arm.
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Take your pick from any
of sixteen jilted brides
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or their humiliated fathers
for starters.
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That fella he fell out with over
the whole business with the
weasels and the caravan?
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Yeah...
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They after sending a note.
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Ta.
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'Give us twenty grand,
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Or Doolan get...
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Get sit.'
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'Doolan gets it'.
Get's it, yeah.
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'Nockops'? Nockops? Dyl... Nockops,
what does that say?
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'No cops'.
No cops- Christ...
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Or funny 'bus in ass'?
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Business.
'Or we'll do him in.
Send a gadjo with...'
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Fucking hell, 'We'll be in touch'
Gadjo?
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Yeah, a fucking gadjo...
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What's a fuckin Gadjo?
Youse. Youse are fuckin gadjos.
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I'm a gadjo?
You're a gadjo.
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And I'm a gadjo am I?
That there is a term
for a non-gypsy.
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Just say that then...
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You're the only gadjo we
can trust.
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And the only one we know.
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And some random gadjo might not
appreciate what would happen to him
if he crossed us.
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You, you fucking know.
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They sent a burner phone and said
they'll ring today so keep it on.
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And if you miss it, on your
fucking head be it.
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Franny, is there not someone who's
a bit more suited to this?
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I am just very thin man and...
You won't let us down Vinnie,
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It's a big old responsibility
though this, y'know?
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And I don't want to be late for
picking up this cake later...
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I fecking told you, he's
a waste of fecking space.
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We are asking you to save a man's
life here and you are pissing
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and shiteing on about cake.
I'll do it. I'll do it.
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Too fucking right you will, boy.
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Ta...
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Twenty grand. No funny business.
They call.
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You go straight down to the drop off
point and leave it exactly where
they tell you to. Done.
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We're counting on you to get him
back for us, Vinnie.
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Erin. "Where the fuck are you?
We are open tonight" - Fuck you.
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What's that about?
Fuck her.
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Thinks she can demote me
from my own club and expect me to
dance to her tune?
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No thank you very much sunshine...
I made that place what it is right?
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And so help me God,
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I will turn up whenever the
fuck I want too.
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I think that is why that place
is what it is, Tommo.
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Fuck off.
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Tyler's birthday innit, yeah?
How old's he turning?
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Twelve, thirteen?
Really?
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Summat like that...
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Seven. He's seven-year-old.
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He's turning eight.
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I suppose you don't see him
much anymore do you Dyl?
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It's funny isn't it, how things
change cos you used to be
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with Erin and be Tyler's dad.
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And now Vin is Tyler's dad and
you ain't got anyone.
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Yeah.
What do you reckon, Cardi? Think I
might have fucked my life up?
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Yeah, but you know if it weren't for
second chances, Dyl,
we'd all be alone.
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I have got it. I got Tyler's cake.
Have they rang?
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Defend that with your life.
What-?
Got it?
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Yes.
Get both phones on, get them
on bluetooth...
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Dyl, just check it is on...
I just checked it two
minutes ago when you asked me then.
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It's on.
Is it on silent-?
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It's not on fuckin
silent. Will you relax.
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Fuck me, Francis really fucking
puts you on edge.
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He does yeah, and I
swear to God, I just...
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I don't know what I do to get on
his tits, since I have been a
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little lad, he's always hated
me, hasn't he?
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Hateful man. Hates everyone.
He's never liked me.
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He's only ponying up for Doolan's
ransom because my Nan made him,
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like forced him to
literally do it like...
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Hang on. Maybe there's a way of
making this worth our while.
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Go on?
What I am thinking is this.
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We swap out the ransom money, we
stake out the drop spot,
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we follow the kidnappers, we rescue
Doolan of course and keep the
money for ourselves.
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We still have enough to pay off
the MacDonaghs and we keep a
cheeky four grand afterwards.
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How's about that?
We are not doing that.
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Franny is a grade A lunatic.
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He is a nuclear weapon, he's
just looking for a reason to
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go off, there's no way on God's
green earth I am piss farting
around with his dollar.
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00:11:57,261 --> 00:12:01,461
We are doing this by the book boys.
We are gonna go to the kidnappers,
we are gonna drop that money off.
225
00:12:01,501 --> 00:12:05,701
Save Doolan. Be bloody heroes and
off we go to Tyler's birthday party
226
00:12:05,741 --> 00:12:07,421
with his lovely cake.
Grand. Thank you.
227
00:12:07,461 --> 00:12:09,221
Thomas.
Okay, fair enough then.
228
00:12:09,261 --> 00:12:10,501
And we need fuel.
229
00:12:12,701 --> 00:12:15,461
Right, you, Are you gonna be a good
lad and hang on in there?
230
00:12:15,501 --> 00:12:17,701
Yeah. Yeah.
Do you want anything?
231
00:12:17,741 --> 00:12:19,901
No, I'm good. I'm cutting
down actually.
232
00:12:19,941 --> 00:12:23,261
Carol's got me on these diet pills.
I haven't had a poo
in three days so.
233
00:12:24,621 --> 00:12:27,861
I don't think that's good though
Cardi, not pooing in 3 days.
234
00:12:27,901 --> 00:12:30,901
I'll take that with me actually.
Just remove temptation.
235
00:12:30,941 --> 00:12:33,701
Dude, I am not going to eat
Tyler's b-birthday cake.
236
00:12:33,741 --> 00:12:35,621
It's important.
You guard that ransom.
237
00:12:37,861 --> 00:12:39,821
Oh.
238
00:12:43,421 --> 00:12:44,421
Oh no.
239
00:12:46,821 --> 00:12:47,821
Oh Christ...
240
00:12:54,581 --> 00:12:58,141
If I was looking at doing a ransom
drop off, I'd be thinking about
here, Coldwell Caverns.
241
00:12:58,181 --> 00:12:59,701
No, you need to think escape routes.
242
00:12:59,741 --> 00:13:03,261
Coldwell Caverns is full of shitty
back lanes, too easy to block.
243
00:13:03,301 --> 00:13:06,981
They're going to be looking for
access to a motorway
where they can just disappear.
244
00:13:07,021 --> 00:13:08,421
Or a helipad.
245
00:13:08,461 --> 00:13:11,061
What about that forest we
used to piss around in?
246
00:13:11,101 --> 00:13:12,821
I wouldn't go in there for a minute.
247
00:13:12,861 --> 00:13:16,261
Wilton fucking Forest?
There’s loads of options there.
Perfect for a ransom drop.
248
00:13:16,301 --> 00:13:19,581
That's a bridal path.
What, for weddings?
249
00:13:19,621 --> 00:13:21,381
For horses, Cardi...
250
00:13:21,421 --> 00:13:23,381
Oh fuck, what are you doing here?
251
00:13:23,421 --> 00:13:25,701
What are you doing here?
I went for a poo.
252
00:13:25,741 --> 00:13:27,661
Oh my god the 20 grand.
CARDI!
253
00:13:52,061 --> 00:13:53,061
Jesus Christ.
254
00:14:04,141 --> 00:14:05,381
Give me the cake.
255
00:14:23,581 --> 00:14:26,981
Fucking farmers, shit!
Mother fucker.
256
00:14:27,021 --> 00:14:29,741
Oh. Hey. Hey.
One job. One fucking job.
257
00:14:29,781 --> 00:14:32,541
Oh fuck me, it's
ringing. Ringing. Ringing.
258
00:14:32,581 --> 00:14:35,901
Hello?
Bring the money to
Stenner Bluff in one hour.
259
00:14:35,941 --> 00:14:40,061
Follow the path down from the
visitor's car park.
260
00:14:40,101 --> 00:14:43,541
Can we just... just- Can we just
shove this bitch back by an hour?
261
00:14:43,581 --> 00:14:47,901
It's dinner time.
Me mate has got glands, he's low
blood pressure stuff...
262
00:14:47,941 --> 00:14:52,301
Be there with the money as
instructed or we burn the
gypsy to death.
263
00:14:52,341 --> 00:14:53,781
Fuck.
All good yeah.
264
00:14:53,821 --> 00:14:57,821
Not good, no. We need to get the
money to them pronto or they are
gonna burn Doolan to death.
265
00:14:57,861 --> 00:14:59,261
Oh, for Jesus' sake lads.
266
00:14:59,301 --> 00:15:03,181
Right. We need a motor.
Now. We need a motor now.
267
00:15:03,221 --> 00:15:05,101
Come on then think then!
JJ!
Fucking JJ.
268
00:15:19,501 --> 00:15:20,501
JJ!
269
00:15:23,341 --> 00:15:24,661
JJ! Oh thank fuck.
270
00:15:24,701 --> 00:15:27,741
JJ, we need a motor fucking pronto.
271
00:15:27,781 --> 00:15:30,421
Why? I mean what could you
possibly need a motor for?
272
00:15:30,461 --> 00:15:33,741
What the fuck does it matter JJ?
My Uncle Doolan's life is on
the fucking line.
273
00:15:33,781 --> 00:15:35,141
We lost the Roll's man, come on.
274
00:15:35,181 --> 00:15:37,941
Oh, okay well y'know actually, don't
worry about that because the
275
00:15:37,981 --> 00:15:41,261
client has now changed his mind.
JJ! We need a motor dude, now!
276
00:15:41,301 --> 00:15:43,381
I haven't got one.
What's that under there?
277
00:15:43,421 --> 00:15:45,701
Nothing.
What the fuck is that under there?
278
00:15:45,741 --> 00:15:47,861
You are up to some shit!
No.
Get hold of it.
279
00:15:47,901 --> 00:15:51,461
Vin. Vin. Vin. Vin. Vin! No.
280
00:15:51,501 --> 00:15:53,061
Fucking hell. Shit!
281
00:15:53,101 --> 00:15:54,741
Motherfucker.
282
00:15:54,781 --> 00:15:57,741
You better have a fucking good
explanation for this pally boy.
283
00:15:57,781 --> 00:16:00,781
Just calm down alright because
this is not what it seems.
284
00:16:00,821 --> 00:16:03,221
Is it not?!
Fucking bag's gone.
285
00:16:03,261 --> 00:16:06,941
What bag?
The bag that was in the car
when it got stolen!
286
00:16:06,981 --> 00:16:09,581
Where is it?
How's this ended up in here JJ?
287
00:16:09,621 --> 00:16:11,821
It doesn't make any
fucking sense, at all this.
288
00:16:13,541 --> 00:16:16,981
Unless, are you...
289
00:16:17,021 --> 00:16:19,021
Are you seeing other car thieves?
290
00:16:19,061 --> 00:16:22,621
What the fuck are you on about, that
is fucking crazy? I am off.
291
00:16:22,661 --> 00:16:26,461
Crazy is it? Explain yourself...
Now!
292
00:16:26,501 --> 00:16:28,341
Come on.
293
00:16:28,381 --> 00:16:31,701
I wasn't looking for anyone
else alright? They came to me!
294
00:16:31,741 --> 00:16:34,821
To begin with. These two
fucking young joyriders.
295
00:16:34,861 --> 00:16:37,181
They had this car, and
they wanted to know if I'd take it.
296
00:16:37,221 --> 00:16:40,381
And I said I don't need it. I told
them I had a guy that sorts me out.
297
00:16:40,421 --> 00:16:44,381
But then they just offered it to me
for next to nothing and...
298
00:16:44,421 --> 00:16:47,061
I don't know, y'know,
maybe I was flattered.
Oh!
299
00:16:47,101 --> 00:16:50,981
A few weeks went past
and I saw them again.
300
00:16:51,021 --> 00:16:54,701
Fuck's sake.
Unbelievable.
They were in an A80 with alloys.
301
00:16:54,741 --> 00:16:56,541
I know I fucked up.
302
00:16:56,581 --> 00:16:59,981
Alright. But it was just meant to
be like casual and easy.
303
00:17:00,021 --> 00:17:03,981
Just a bit of fun. Like it
used to be with us.
304
00:17:04,021 --> 00:17:07,221
Dude, we need to get going.
Son of a bitch.
I want fucking names, now!
305
00:17:07,261 --> 00:17:10,621
What? I can't give names out.
My reputation would be shot if
I gave up my suppliers.
306
00:17:10,661 --> 00:17:13,901
So there fucking are others?
That's it!
307
00:17:13,941 --> 00:17:16,701
What are you doing? I am
not even involved.
308
00:17:19,741 --> 00:17:21,861
Get the cleaners in on
Monday then shall I?
309
00:17:21,901 --> 00:17:25,101
I'm gonna fucking kill a fish.
Hey. Hey. Hey. Vin. Vin.
310
00:17:25,141 --> 00:17:27,221
Don't you fucking touch my fish.
311
00:17:27,261 --> 00:17:29,541
Shit Put that in your mouth.
312
00:17:29,581 --> 00:17:31,341
Tommo. Don't you fucking
touch that fish.
313
00:17:31,381 --> 00:17:33,981
Get this in your
fucking mouth, come on.
What?
314
00:17:34,021 --> 00:17:35,981
Put the fish in your mouth.
315
00:17:36,021 --> 00:17:38,741
If he doesn't give us any names,
chomp the shit out of it.
316
00:17:38,781 --> 00:17:41,741
Can't sweetheart, I'm allergic.
To goldfish?
317
00:17:41,781 --> 00:17:43,021
To seafood.
318
00:17:43,061 --> 00:17:45,661
To fucking seafood, since when?
Since birth?
319
00:17:45,701 --> 00:17:47,261
Is that a thing?
Yeah. Yeah.
320
00:17:47,301 --> 00:17:49,181
I had no idea.
Put that in your mouth.
321
00:17:49,221 --> 00:17:53,181
W-W-W-What's it taste like?
Like fucking doner meat. It's a fish
innit. Yer knobhead.
322
00:17:53,221 --> 00:17:56,141
I warned you. I
fucking warned you.
323
00:17:56,181 --> 00:17:58,781
Have you just swallowed
the whole fucking thing?
324
00:17:58,821 --> 00:18:01,301
No!
Yeah. No. I can't help it.
It's like chewing gum.
325
00:18:01,341 --> 00:18:02,501
It just goes straight down.
326
00:18:02,541 --> 00:18:05,821
What the fuck? Right, I am gonna
kill em all. Fucking take it!
327
00:18:05,861 --> 00:18:09,941
Alright! Alright, I'll tell
you. I'll tell you Vin! Vin!
328
00:18:09,981 --> 00:18:12,061
Right. It is going down
like Chinatown.
329
00:18:12,101 --> 00:18:14,541
We are getting the
twenty grand back.
330
00:18:14,581 --> 00:18:17,861
Dude! Hey! Who are
these fellas, Vin?
331
00:18:17,901 --> 00:18:20,181
Have you ever heard of them? What if
they're tooled up?
332
00:18:20,221 --> 00:18:22,581
We've got 23 minutes
before they burn Doolan man.
333
00:18:22,621 --> 00:18:25,901
We haven't got time to think.
Ashley, do the door.
334
00:18:28,861 --> 00:18:30,461
Get in here!
335
00:18:30,501 --> 00:18:31,661
Who the fuck are you?
336
00:18:31,701 --> 00:18:34,301
You fucking turd.
You Kaden or Reece Williams are yer?
337
00:18:34,341 --> 00:18:36,381
Hey? You fucking are you
pair of twats.
338
00:18:36,421 --> 00:18:38,661
That's mine you mother fuckers.
339
00:18:38,701 --> 00:18:41,701
Is this what they teach you at
school is it? Dyl. Mind the cake!
340
00:18:41,741 --> 00:18:45,741
Is this what they teach you?
Fucking robbing cars and bloody
nicking cash and that?
341
00:18:45,781 --> 00:18:48,181
Don't go to fuckin school.
Fucking mind your language.
342
00:18:48,221 --> 00:18:51,781
Hey, have some fucking respect for
your bloody elders is what
you should do.
343
00:18:51,821 --> 00:18:55,861
What for?
Because!
We've been in wars for you pal.
344
00:18:55,901 --> 00:18:57,861
What for?
To make you free.
345
00:18:57,901 --> 00:18:59,741
What for?
I'll tell you what for.
346
00:18:59,781 --> 00:19:03,501
So, you can piss fart around on your
xbox... Smoking fucking weed.
347
00:19:03,541 --> 00:19:08,061
And platting your hair. Alright?
What would your fucking mam have to
say about all this?
348
00:19:08,101 --> 00:19:09,941
Mam?
What?
349
00:19:09,981 --> 00:19:13,021
Some knobhead wants to know
what you think about summat.
350
00:19:13,061 --> 00:19:16,501
Who the fuck has done that to my
door? Who is this lot?
351
00:19:16,541 --> 00:19:18,101
Is this your mam?
Mmhm.
352
00:19:18,141 --> 00:19:19,981
She’s a fucking midget. Go ahead!
353
00:19:20,021 --> 00:19:22,341
Who are you?
I'll tell you who the fuck I am.
354
00:19:22,381 --> 00:19:28,021
Madam. I am concerned standing up-
Up-standing.
355
00:19:28,061 --> 00:19:31,061
Fucking- up-standing
citizen who, just this morning,
356
00:19:31,101 --> 00:19:35,301
had his motor
vehicle misappropriated
by these two fuckwits here.
357
00:19:35,341 --> 00:19:37,061
And I am telling you now,
358
00:19:37,101 --> 00:19:40,181
they are on a one track path
to recinnivism.
Eh?
359
00:19:40,221 --> 00:19:43,901
If they continue down this route.
And not change their ways.
360
00:19:43,941 --> 00:19:49,581
Shut it, nonce. What are you doing
noncing round my kids for?
361
00:19:49,621 --> 00:19:52,421
Fucking receding hairline twat.
Oh yer fucker.
362
00:19:52,461 --> 00:19:55,341
Yer a fucking receding hairline.
Dyl? Dyl?
363
00:19:55,381 --> 00:19:58,221
Eighteen thousand, eight hundred.
It's short by twelve hundred.
364
00:19:58,261 --> 00:20:02,541
How the fuck have you
spent twelve hundred quid already?
365
00:20:02,581 --> 00:20:06,901
Oi you fucker!
Bought summat off Paul the burglar.
366
00:20:06,941 --> 00:20:09,901
What the fuck could've been
worth twelve hundred quid off
that knobhead?
367
00:20:09,941 --> 00:20:15,141
Arghhhh!
Jesus fuck!
368
00:20:15,181 --> 00:20:18,181
Boa constrictor.
Twelve hundred quid.
369
00:20:18,221 --> 00:20:20,501
Wanker!
370
00:20:20,541 --> 00:20:22,821
Why is it yellow dude?
371
00:20:29,461 --> 00:20:31,261
We're meant to be there now.
372
00:20:31,301 --> 00:20:32,821
I fucking know that
I'm doing my best.
373
00:20:32,861 --> 00:20:35,981
What are we going to do
about the missing cash?
Write 'em an IOU.
374
00:20:36,021 --> 00:20:37,941
Fucking IOU, yeah let's
do that. Let's do that.
375
00:20:37,981 --> 00:20:41,741
"Dear Mr Kidnapper,
due to circumstances beyond
376
00:20:41,781 --> 00:20:45,381
our control, and some shite
parenting locally, y'know,
377
00:20:45,421 --> 00:20:46,941
we have lost twelve hundred quid."
378
00:20:46,981 --> 00:20:49,261
Fuck me. I don't fucking know,
dude.
379
00:20:49,301 --> 00:20:52,181
Oh shit. Hang on.
Hang on.
380
00:20:52,221 --> 00:20:54,941
Hello?
Is that little shit Tommo with you?
381
00:20:54,981 --> 00:20:58,701
He's deliberately trying to sabotage
tonight, he's not handed out
382
00:20:58,741 --> 00:21:02,061
any of the flyers I had made up, no,
no, no, he's just dumped them
383
00:21:02,101 --> 00:21:04,141
in a bin.
Oh he is a fucking nightmare.
384
00:21:04,181 --> 00:21:07,141
I have been looking for him
all morning.
It's a terrible line this Erin.
385
00:21:07,181 --> 00:21:09,541
Vin?
386
00:21:09,581 --> 00:21:12,061
Vinnie? Vin?
Fuck.
387
00:21:12,101 --> 00:21:14,501
Think she believed that?
Did she fuck. No. It was dog shit.
388
00:21:14,541 --> 00:21:18,341
Oh shit she's ringing back. Shh.
Sorry Erin, I am sorry love,
we are just in the middle
389
00:21:18,381 --> 00:21:20,781
of something. But he is, he is a
peevish little shit...
390
00:21:20,821 --> 00:21:22,421
Are you at the location?
391
00:21:23,981 --> 00:21:27,421
Sorry mate, could you just
say that one more time.
We are on a bit of a bad line here.
392
00:21:27,461 --> 00:21:31,061
Are. You. At. The. Location?
393
00:21:31,101 --> 00:21:35,061
Am I there? Am I at the loca...?
Are you, are you at the location?
394
00:21:35,101 --> 00:21:36,341
I am not seeing you here pal!
395
00:21:36,381 --> 00:21:38,781
Do you see the boulder with
a blue cross on it?
396
00:21:38,821 --> 00:21:41,941
Do I see... the boulder with a
blue...? I can't just now...
397
00:21:41,981 --> 00:21:44,141
I might be facing the
wrong way here.
398
00:21:44,181 --> 00:21:46,021
So. I'll spin it r-
You're not there, are you?
399
00:21:46,061 --> 00:21:49,381
No. No. Two minutes
away. Two fucking minutes.
400
00:21:49,421 --> 00:21:50,421
Listen to me-
401
00:21:50,461 --> 00:21:53,261
Fuck.
Shit! Fuck.
402
00:21:53,301 --> 00:21:55,381
That's it then lads,
we killed Doolan.
403
00:21:55,421 --> 00:21:58,141
Why?
I'm just saying what
we're all thinking.
404
00:21:58,181 --> 00:22:00,261
What we gonna do now?
Ring Francis.
405
00:22:00,301 --> 00:22:02,701
Fuck that. I ain't ringing Francis.
What the fuck else are we
406
00:22:02,741 --> 00:22:06,981
supposed to do then, Vin?
We'll take the money to the, to the
boulder with the fucking x.
407
00:22:07,021 --> 00:22:09,381
I don't fucking know
Ashley. I am sorry love.
408
00:22:09,421 --> 00:22:12,101
We have got to do something.
He is family.
409
00:22:12,141 --> 00:22:13,701
Oh shush. Shush.
410
00:22:13,741 --> 00:22:17,621
Shush... Hello?
You've got twenty minutes to leave
the money behind the boulder
411
00:22:17,661 --> 00:22:19,541
with a blue cross in the park.
412
00:22:19,581 --> 00:22:22,421
If it is not there, then
the gypsy will burn.
413
00:22:22,461 --> 00:22:25,581
Absolutely mate. I will
see you in a bit yeah.
414
00:22:25,621 --> 00:22:28,141
'See you in a bit'?
What?
415
00:22:28,181 --> 00:22:30,821
It seems like a funny thing
to be saying to a fucking kidnapper.
416
00:22:30,861 --> 00:22:33,621
Well.. What the fu... Stop being
predantic, you dickhead...
417
00:22:33,661 --> 00:22:35,221
Stop- It's pedantic.
Pedantic...
418
00:22:35,261 --> 00:22:37,741
Fuck! Fuck!
What?
419
00:22:37,781 --> 00:22:39,381
How did it escape?
420
00:22:39,421 --> 00:22:42,581
Oh shit! I thought
you'd put it in the boot.
421
00:22:42,621 --> 00:22:45,581
Keep that thing away from
me dude, for fuck-
Why isn't is in the boot?
422
00:22:45,621 --> 00:22:47,701
Chill out. It won't do anything
unless it's upset.
423
00:22:47,741 --> 00:22:49,541
You chill out,
they eat things my size.
424
00:22:49,581 --> 00:22:52,941
It's a boa constrictor, I seen one
like it on YouTube the other day.
425
00:22:52,981 --> 00:22:56,621
I don't give a fuck what
breed it is, just get it off me.
It likes you, honestly.
426
00:23:04,261 --> 00:23:05,901
Fucking hell
Shit.
427
00:23:05,941 --> 00:23:08,941
Fuck dude. Everyone alright?
428
00:23:08,981 --> 00:23:11,061
Yeah...
Who was coming round that corner?
429
00:23:11,101 --> 00:23:12,981
Who is it? Oh, fuck.
430
00:23:13,021 --> 00:23:14,261
It’s the MacDonaghs.
431
00:23:14,301 --> 00:23:18,021
Come on, we are going to
have to get out boys. Fuck me.
432
00:23:19,181 --> 00:23:23,501
Yer alright Barry? Is
that Davey as well?
433
00:23:23,541 --> 00:23:26,781
Vincent.
Yer alright?
434
00:23:26,821 --> 00:23:29,061
How's your dad doing?
435
00:23:29,101 --> 00:23:32,421
He's alright, thanks for asking.
Still drinking a bit like.
436
00:23:32,461 --> 00:23:34,021
Nice Rolls.
437
00:23:34,061 --> 00:23:36,541
Ta...
438
00:23:36,581 --> 00:23:39,221
Saved us a trip to come and see you
about this money you owed Gerry.
439
00:23:39,261 --> 00:23:40,821
That's our debt now, you know.
440
00:23:40,861 --> 00:23:42,781
And I will not mess you
around on that one.
441
00:23:42,821 --> 00:23:48,381
Y'know I had only just, just about
an hour ago found out about that...
442
00:23:48,421 --> 00:23:49,421
Davey?
443
00:23:53,021 --> 00:23:55,861
How much is here sunshine?
Eighteen thousand, eight hundred.
444
00:23:55,901 --> 00:23:58,821
Don't take it. Davey. Davey. Listen,
we're on a life-or-death mission.
445
00:23:58,861 --> 00:24:00,261
We really need that money man.
446
00:24:00,301 --> 00:24:04,541
We all do, Vincent. Eighteen
thousand eight hundred?
447
00:24:04,581 --> 00:24:07,941
So there's sixteen
to cover Gerry's loss and then
there's the interest on top.
448
00:24:07,981 --> 00:24:10,021
Interest? It's only been a day.
449
00:24:10,061 --> 00:24:13,861
Interest at a grand a day, and then
there's the damage to our vehicle
450
00:24:13,901 --> 00:24:18,581
and our Barry's personal injury
claim to take into consideration.
451
00:24:18,621 --> 00:24:21,141
I'm going to require significant
recompense for injuries
452
00:24:21,181 --> 00:24:24,941
sustained, both physical and
emotional, in this crash.
453
00:24:26,141 --> 00:24:27,341
We'll be in touch.
454
00:24:32,501 --> 00:24:36,061
Oh. Oh. Hey. Hey. I've got a, I've
got a twelve hundred quids worth of
455
00:24:36,101 --> 00:24:39,381
Boa Constrictor, in fucking
mint condition lads...?
456
00:24:39,421 --> 00:24:41,181
No, you haven't. He's
fucked off an'all.
457
00:24:41,221 --> 00:24:43,621
Fuck dude! Well that's you that is.
458
00:24:43,661 --> 00:24:46,221
You were fucking terrified of it
five minutes ago. You fucking-
459
00:24:46,261 --> 00:24:48,221
Get out of it!
460
00:24:48,261 --> 00:24:51,381
Get in the car will you?!
461
00:24:51,421 --> 00:24:53,021
Fuck sake dude!
462
00:24:53,061 --> 00:24:55,541
You had one fucking job to
look after the snake.
463
00:24:55,581 --> 00:24:56,581
Fuck!
464
00:25:04,901 --> 00:25:06,581
Oi!
Where the fuck is he?
465
00:25:06,621 --> 00:25:07,861
Where the fuck is he?!
466
00:25:07,901 --> 00:25:10,101
Will this un do?
Come on, just hurry up.
467
00:25:10,141 --> 00:25:11,781
Dude, we're pushing it now, come on.
468
00:25:11,821 --> 00:25:14,021
I fucking know
Dyldo. I'll get us there.
469
00:25:14,061 --> 00:25:16,461
Why is that on fire? Shit.
470
00:25:18,861 --> 00:25:21,141
Cardi, get in the fucking car.
What took you so long?.
471
00:25:21,181 --> 00:25:22,981
I had to have a sandwich.
472
00:25:23,021 --> 00:25:24,301
Put the radio on...
473
00:25:26,261 --> 00:25:28,301
We are going to be late now, what
took you so long?
474
00:25:28,341 --> 00:25:30,061
Couldn't find the walkie talkies.
475
00:25:30,101 --> 00:25:32,181
Yeah? Fuck me, you found that
though, didn't you?!
476
00:25:32,221 --> 00:25:33,541
What?
A great big sandwich.
477
00:25:33,581 --> 00:25:35,941
We're on a life or death mission
where every second counts.
478
00:25:35,981 --> 00:25:38,901
It's Tyler's birthday.
A man's about to die.
479
00:25:38,941 --> 00:25:40,581
And you stopped and made a butty.
480
00:25:40,621 --> 00:25:43,541
Not... This was on the
side, from yesterday.
481
00:25:43,581 --> 00:25:45,661
You don't even believe that Cardi.
482
00:25:45,701 --> 00:25:48,061
Looks full but it feels like there's
nothing in it.
483
00:25:48,101 --> 00:25:51,061
It weighs fuck all.
How much would twenty grand weigh?
484
00:25:51,101 --> 00:25:54,701
A twenty pound note weighs
one gram, so fucking... Two kilos?
485
00:25:54,741 --> 00:25:57,181
That sounds about right.
We need to pop more in this then.
486
00:25:57,221 --> 00:25:59,261
Right, a full one of those will
be almost two kilos.
487
00:25:59,301 --> 00:26:01,021
What? No. Hey Dyldo.
488
00:26:01,061 --> 00:26:03,781
Don't weigh it down with piss dude!
Have you got a better idea?
489
00:26:03,821 --> 00:26:06,221
Use a fucking book
or summat like that.
Have you got a book?
490
00:26:06,261 --> 00:26:08,181
No.
491
00:26:08,221 --> 00:26:09,421
Just give me two seconds.
492
00:26:10,981 --> 00:26:12,461
I am ready to go.
493
00:26:12,501 --> 00:26:14,061
Are you circumcised?
Yeah.
494
00:26:14,101 --> 00:26:16,581
It might just be a splutter cos I
don't need to go proper.
495
00:26:16,621 --> 00:26:19,461
Oh Jesus, the size of his penis.
Awful isn't it.
496
00:26:19,501 --> 00:26:22,501
That's all I have there now.
Go on Tom.
497
00:26:22,541 --> 00:26:26,021
Can we try not bump around so much.
What do you want me to
fucking do, get us there on
498
00:26:26,061 --> 00:26:28,861
time or gentle? Y'know what I mean?!
499
00:26:28,901 --> 00:26:34,061
Fuck my life. Right, there you go,
that's it. That's all you got.
500
00:26:35,701 --> 00:26:37,701
Careful Cardi now cos
that's almost full.
501
00:26:37,741 --> 00:26:39,381
Well pour some out
then before he starts.
502
00:26:39,421 --> 00:26:41,781
I've started now.
He's started now.
503
00:26:41,821 --> 00:26:43,301
You better start pulling up, Cardi.
504
00:26:43,341 --> 00:26:46,381
It's going to overrun, Cardi.
I can't stop.
Oh speed bump.
505
00:26:46,421 --> 00:26:49,821
Argghh. You splashed
piss on me you prick.
506
00:26:49,861 --> 00:26:51,621
Sorry, the bottle's heavy,
can you hold it?
507
00:26:51,661 --> 00:26:54,461
I'm not touching it
you've pissed all over it.
I can't, the bottle-
508
00:26:54,501 --> 00:26:57,141
I've got piss on me hands...
The bottle's all slippery.
509
00:26:58,901 --> 00:27:02,861
Oh fuck.
Protect that cake dude. Fuck!
510
00:27:02,901 --> 00:27:05,541
It's in my eyes. I've got your
fucking piss in my eyes.
511
00:27:05,581 --> 00:27:07,461
I just got a gobful Cardi.
512
00:27:07,501 --> 00:27:09,781
Four minutes to go and we're at
least eight minutes away.
513
00:27:09,821 --> 00:27:13,901
I've got other people piss
all over me fucking trousers...
514
00:27:13,941 --> 00:27:15,341
What the fuck is he doing now?
515
00:27:15,381 --> 00:27:19,861
Me pants are fucking- Ah shit, me
fucking pants. Me pants have gone.
516
00:27:19,901 --> 00:27:22,501
Vin turn round. Turn
around Vin, me pants.
517
00:27:29,061 --> 00:27:33,501
Right, is everyone in position
and receiving? Over.
518
00:27:33,541 --> 00:27:36,661
I'm standing here by the
massive statue
519
00:27:36,701 --> 00:27:42,381
Oh God.
Lads, stop talking at the same time
and say 'over' when you're finished.
520
00:27:42,421 --> 00:27:43,581
Over.
521
00:27:43,621 --> 00:27:46,781
Ashley are you in position and
receiving. Over?
522
00:27:46,821 --> 00:27:49,861
Receiving. Receiving. Over.
523
00:27:49,901 --> 00:27:53,341
Thomas, are you in position
and receiving? Over?
524
00:27:53,381 --> 00:27:55,501
Everything tickety-boo, over.
525
00:27:55,541 --> 00:27:57,381
For fuck's sake, Tom.
526
00:27:57,421 --> 00:27:59,821
Fuck mate,
I am sitting having a fag.
527
00:27:59,861 --> 00:28:01,901
I'm blending in aren't I? That's
what people do.
528
00:28:01,941 --> 00:28:04,661
Useless dickhead.
You didn't say 'over'. Over.
529
00:28:04,701 --> 00:28:07,861
Cardi, are you in position and
receiving, over?
530
00:28:07,901 --> 00:28:09,181
Where the fuck...?
531
00:28:09,221 --> 00:28:12,381
Cardi, are you in posit-
where the fuck's he now?
532
00:28:12,421 --> 00:28:16,581
I don't believe this. He's over at
the fucking ice cream truck, over.
533
00:28:16,621 --> 00:28:21,061
Look at him, Fucking hell.
He's not even got his radio on.
534
00:28:21,101 --> 00:28:24,981
Listen, can none of you pay
attention longer than five
bleeding minutes lads?
535
00:28:25,021 --> 00:28:29,861
Hey. Hey. Quiet. Vehicle approaching
the drop off from the west. Over.
536
00:28:29,901 --> 00:28:31,941
Ooh... Which way's west, over?
537
00:28:31,981 --> 00:28:34,101
No, never mind. False alarm.
538
00:28:34,141 --> 00:28:36,421
They turned off. Over.
Oh Fuck.
539
00:28:36,461 --> 00:28:39,381
You're supposed to say over. Over.
540
00:28:39,421 --> 00:28:41,421
Look! Squirrel! Squirrel! Look!
541
00:28:41,461 --> 00:28:44,261
Calm down will you,
there are squirrels all over
the fucking place.
542
00:28:44,301 --> 00:28:47,581
I mean, have we just given up
saying 'over' then have we? Over.
543
00:28:47,621 --> 00:28:49,661
Fucking. Giant. Squirrel. Over.
544
00:28:49,701 --> 00:28:52,581
What the fuck are you
talking about? Ooh. Ooh.
545
00:28:52,621 --> 00:28:55,221
Holy fucking shit, where the
hell did he come from?
546
00:28:55,261 --> 00:28:57,101
Jesus H Christ I see him.
547
00:28:57,141 --> 00:28:58,701
You are fucking
getting on me tits.
548
00:28:58,741 --> 00:29:02,141
There is no such thing as
giant squirrels. Ooof!
549
00:29:02,181 --> 00:29:03,701
He's got it.
He's fucking got it.
550
00:29:05,861 --> 00:29:07,221
Fucking stop that squirrel.
551
00:29:09,541 --> 00:29:11,141
Oh fuck. Fucker!
552
00:29:11,181 --> 00:29:12,181
Fuck!
553
00:29:16,141 --> 00:29:17,421
Get the squirrel!
554
00:29:33,781 --> 00:29:37,341
Fuck you squirrel! Fuck!
555
00:29:51,701 --> 00:29:53,621
You not answering that?
556
00:29:53,661 --> 00:29:55,101
No.
557
00:29:55,141 --> 00:29:57,021
Is it Francis?
558
00:29:57,061 --> 00:29:58,741
Yeah.
559
00:29:58,781 --> 00:30:02,581
Y'know there's a chance
they might not actually like
really kill Doolan.
560
00:30:02,621 --> 00:30:03,941
Are you fucking mad?
561
00:30:03,981 --> 00:30:08,661
We've just sent his kidnappers two
litres of dehydrated piss. Y'know.
562
00:30:08,701 --> 00:30:10,661
I think they are going to be
fuming, taking it
563
00:30:10,701 --> 00:30:12,941
out on poor Doolan right now.
564
00:30:12,981 --> 00:30:18,061
Poor sod'll be burnt to crisp by
now won't he?! Crispy Gypsy.
565
00:30:18,101 --> 00:30:21,141
Fuck's sake Tommo.
What is your problem sunshine?
566
00:30:21,181 --> 00:30:23,501
I am just saying what we are all
thinking aren't I?
567
00:30:24,781 --> 00:30:30,301
I remember when err Doolan got
engaged to Lorraine Hennessy,
568
00:30:30,341 --> 00:30:33,261
two weeks after he'd got
engaged to Sharon Hennessy.
569
00:30:33,301 --> 00:30:34,981
He had a set of
bollocks on him, didn't he?!
570
00:30:35,021 --> 00:30:37,541
I'll have a double Hennessy please.
571
00:30:37,581 --> 00:30:41,781
He was a hopeless romantic. He just
fell in love too easy was all.
572
00:30:41,821 --> 00:30:44,341
That lad fucking
loved getting engaged.
573
00:30:44,381 --> 00:30:45,981
Unbelievable parties.
574
00:30:48,461 --> 00:30:52,341
We could just like, ask him where
he has taken the money.
575
00:30:52,381 --> 00:30:54,621
Lord Fire... Who?
576
00:30:54,661 --> 00:30:57,981
The squirrel?
And how the fuck
are we gonna do that?
577
00:30:58,021 --> 00:31:01,221
We could pop down to the takeaway
y'know and ask
578
00:31:01,261 --> 00:31:02,741
'where did you take the money'.
579
00:31:11,301 --> 00:31:14,701
Christ Cardi, you pick your moments
to be useful you, don't yer?!
580
00:31:14,741 --> 00:31:16,701
Here we go.
581
00:31:16,741 --> 00:31:17,741
Go on Ashley.
582
00:31:21,821 --> 00:31:24,941
Please, god, take it!
Shut the fuck up dude.
583
00:31:24,981 --> 00:31:25,981
Where's Doo...
584
00:31:27,381 --> 00:31:30,421
Take that thing off him, it's
weird...
585
00:31:30,461 --> 00:31:32,701
Look at me. Fucking squirrel,
where's Doolan?
586
00:31:32,741 --> 00:31:34,461
Who?
587
00:31:34,501 --> 00:31:36,661
Doolan.
Do what? I don't...
588
00:31:36,701 --> 00:31:38,901
Not fucking
do what or doo wap...
589
00:31:38,941 --> 00:31:41,381
Doolan. I know you fucking
kidnapped him.
590
00:31:41,421 --> 00:31:43,101
I saw you take the bag.
Fucking squirrel.
591
00:31:43,141 --> 00:31:44,141
What?
Yeah.
592
00:31:44,181 --> 00:31:47,221
No. Some Hillbilly said he'd give us
a hundred quid if I went and
593
00:31:47,261 --> 00:31:48,581
picked it up for him.
594
00:31:48,621 --> 00:31:51,861
I'm sorry, we are being a
bit rough with you.
He is a sweet lad. Just a squirrel.
595
00:31:51,901 --> 00:31:54,861
Sweetheart, listen to me. Listen
to me now. Settle down.
596
00:31:54,901 --> 00:31:56,301
What did the hillbilly look like?
597
00:31:56,341 --> 00:31:59,781
I never seen his face, he
just calls in orders and
598
00:31:59,821 --> 00:32:02,541
tells us to leave food at the
gate to his fucking creepy
599
00:32:02,581 --> 00:32:05,221
hillbilly place out past
Joshi's Moor.
Joshi's Moor.
600
00:32:05,261 --> 00:32:08,981
Good lad. Right. Where the fuck is
Joshi's Moor? Is it Yosh's?
601
00:32:09,021 --> 00:32:12,781
Yoshi's... Yoshi's Moor...
602
00:32:12,821 --> 00:32:14,741
Come on let’s go
and save Ashley’s uncle.
603
00:32:14,781 --> 00:32:16,421
Get in the fucking car.
604
00:32:19,541 --> 00:32:24,061
Oh dude, it smells like bacon.
No. No. No. No. Barbecue chicken?
605
00:32:24,101 --> 00:32:27,181
Reckon that's Doolan that,
lads. Human flesh.
606
00:32:27,221 --> 00:32:29,181
Oh fuck...
607
00:32:29,221 --> 00:32:32,101
That looks like, yeah, that looks
like a human limb sticking
608
00:32:32,141 --> 00:32:34,541
out of a barrel lads...
Fuck's sake.
609
00:32:34,581 --> 00:32:37,341
Poor Doolan. They've
barbecued the bastard.
610
00:32:37,381 --> 00:32:39,701
Just call Francis,
let him deal with this.
611
00:32:39,741 --> 00:32:43,661
I can't dude. I can't call Francis
and tell him we lost
his twenty grand, twice,
612
00:32:43,701 --> 00:32:46,421
and killed his fucking brother?
He'll fuckin kill him, Dyl.
613
00:32:46,461 --> 00:32:48,661
Me? It wasn't just my fault.
Yeah, but,
614
00:32:48,701 --> 00:32:52,461
for all intents and purposes,
Francis detailed the
responsibility to you,
615
00:32:52,501 --> 00:32:53,901
so... in't that right, Ash?
616
00:32:53,941 --> 00:32:57,381
I'm gonna go in lads. No one
messes with my family.
617
00:32:57,421 --> 00:33:00,701
Ashley. Ashley. Fucking
hang on a minute... Ash. Ash. Ash.
618
00:33:00,741 --> 00:33:04,141
Ash... Hang on. Hang on.
Hang on. Get down. Get down.
619
00:33:04,181 --> 00:33:06,781
Tommy, stay here with that
fucker. Behave yourselves.
620
00:33:06,821 --> 00:33:09,381
You're coming with me.
Shit. Shit. Get down. Get down.
621
00:33:11,821 --> 00:33:13,901
You're coming with me. Come on.
622
00:33:27,301 --> 00:33:28,301
Fuck.
623
00:33:48,061 --> 00:33:51,581
We need him to talk though dude.
We need him to be able to talk,
don't knock him out.
624
00:33:51,621 --> 00:33:55,941
Dude, I think you are
knocking him out. Ashley...
625
00:33:55,981 --> 00:33:57,501
Where is he? Where is he?
Oh shit!
626
00:34:01,621 --> 00:34:03,341
Cardi! Cardi!
I've got it!
627
00:34:10,221 --> 00:34:13,021
Where's Doolan? Where is he?
I don't know lads.
Where is he?
628
00:34:15,461 --> 00:34:19,701
Lads. Lads. Leave me alone.
Leave me alone. It's me lads.
629
00:34:19,741 --> 00:34:22,421
Stop hitting me will yer?
Please God it's me...
630
00:34:22,461 --> 00:34:24,781
Jesus. Doolan are you
alive, are yer?
631
00:34:24,821 --> 00:34:27,421
I'm fucking alive. Now would you
just stop fucking hitting me.
632
00:34:27,461 --> 00:34:30,461
Shut the fuck up. You
terrible bell end Doolan.
633
00:34:30,501 --> 00:34:33,741
I am not a fucking...
Are you going bald?
634
00:34:33,781 --> 00:34:35,301
Yeah.
You need to watch that now.
635
00:34:35,341 --> 00:34:37,781
Oh shut your mouth Doolan.
Make a fucking brew dude.
636
00:34:37,821 --> 00:34:40,101
What's the deal?
Get me up.
637
00:34:40,141 --> 00:34:41,381
Here, wear that.
638
00:34:41,421 --> 00:34:43,941
Cheers dude. Erm what is that thing?
639
00:34:43,981 --> 00:34:47,301
That was a collagen-activating
face mask.
640
00:34:47,341 --> 00:34:49,741
Invented by top scientists
in North Korea.
641
00:34:49,781 --> 00:34:52,341
I paid three hundred quid for that.
Oh, r-right.
642
00:34:52,381 --> 00:34:55,621
Worth every penny. Look at
that, not a blemish...
643
00:34:55,661 --> 00:34:59,261
Are you fucking mad? Wittering on.
Collagen face masks.
644
00:34:59,301 --> 00:35:02,941
For God's sake, let's get to the
pressing matter at hand.
645
00:35:02,981 --> 00:35:05,341
Why the fuck have you done
any of this man?
646
00:35:05,381 --> 00:35:07,301
Why couldn't you just ask Franny for
the money?
647
00:35:07,341 --> 00:35:10,301
It’s half my business too but
Francis has been skimming from it
648
00:35:10,341 --> 00:35:13,381
for years. If we’re equal partners,
how is it that he can afford a
649
00:35:13,421 --> 00:35:15,981
60k pound Mercedes and I
still haven’t got a pot to piss in,
650
00:35:16,021 --> 00:35:19,061
right? This was the only thing I
could think of to try and get some
651
00:35:19,101 --> 00:35:22,141
of that money back off him.
I mean yeah. Be that as it may.
652
00:35:22,181 --> 00:35:24,421
You've put us in a fucking
awkward predicament here.
653
00:35:24,461 --> 00:35:27,781
I'm going to have to tell Franny
otherwise it's me in the shit.
654
00:35:27,821 --> 00:35:30,221
Would you be telling him about
getting the ransom nicked off
655
00:35:30,261 --> 00:35:34,101
of you twice or that you paid off
the McDonagh goons with his cash?
656
00:35:34,141 --> 00:35:35,781
How the fuck do you know about that?
657
00:35:35,821 --> 00:35:37,741
I have my sources.
Fucker!
658
00:35:37,781 --> 00:35:40,741
Ashley, clip him
round the fucking head.
659
00:35:40,781 --> 00:35:44,981
Right, I'll say this.
If you can keep your mouth shut, you
can have half that ransom.
660
00:35:45,021 --> 00:35:46,621
Vin, we don't have the
ransom anymore.
661
00:35:46,661 --> 00:35:49,461
I know we don't have
the fucking ransom dude.
662
00:35:49,501 --> 00:35:52,701
I know that.
We're going to owe it yer.
663
00:35:52,741 --> 00:35:55,381
I'll get it to yer as soon as, ten
grand, coming your way.
664
00:35:55,421 --> 00:35:58,781
How's that?
Good man. Good man. I'm bleeding
well. I'll drink to that.
665
00:35:58,821 --> 00:36:00,061
I'll drink to that.
666
00:36:00,101 --> 00:36:02,941
I've got just the thing here.
Oh perfect.
667
00:36:04,821 --> 00:36:06,741
Good catch.
668
00:36:06,781 --> 00:36:09,301
Get a good fucking
swig of that now.
669
00:36:09,341 --> 00:36:12,701
We'll have a good night
tonight, huh?
670
00:36:12,741 --> 00:36:15,741
That's a lot in't it...
671
00:36:15,781 --> 00:36:18,581
Oh, you fecking
bastards, is that piss?
672
00:36:18,621 --> 00:36:19,941
It is yeah. We all had a piss.
673
00:36:24,661 --> 00:36:25,661
No. No. No. No.
674
00:38:03,181 --> 00:38:04,821
I'm covered in cake.
Shall we sack it off?
675
00:38:04,861 --> 00:38:07,621
Come on boys, the night is young.
676
00:38:07,661 --> 00:38:09,981
I don't care who you
think you are, you're not in
677
00:38:10,021 --> 00:38:13,461
costume, you look like you've been
rolling in shit and you stink
678
00:38:13,501 --> 00:38:14,941
of piss. You're not coming in.
679
00:38:14,981 --> 00:38:18,581
Jez, stop shouting.
Jez. Let me get a fucking word in.
680
00:38:18,621 --> 00:38:21,021
Shall we just call Erin and see
because I don't think Tommo
681
00:38:21,061 --> 00:38:24,221
is going to get us in.
Listen sweetheart, I
don't know what Erin has been
682
00:38:24,261 --> 00:38:27,061
telling you, but I am the
co-manager of this here enterprise.
683
00:38:27,101 --> 00:38:31,301
So don't mess with me pal because
I am your fucking boss.
684
00:38:31,341 --> 00:38:34,901
I swear I didn't man.
No I did. Oi. Hey.
685
00:38:34,941 --> 00:38:37,181
Hey. Hey. Hey. Hang fucking
fire a minute pal.
686
00:38:37,221 --> 00:38:40,941
I don't have a boss, and
I've never fucking heard of you.
687
00:38:40,981 --> 00:38:45,101
So why don't you fuck the fuck off
before you get hurt, alright?
688
00:38:45,141 --> 00:38:46,621
Let me just...
For fuck's sake.
689
00:38:48,421 --> 00:38:50,741
Hold me back.
What?
Hold me back.
690
00:38:50,781 --> 00:38:53,021
Settle down. Gerry let
me get a word in...
691
00:38:53,061 --> 00:38:56,181
Fucking let me at him.
I see you mate. I see you.
Leave him. He's not worth it.
692
00:38:56,221 --> 00:38:58,861
Leave it Tommo, he doesn't
realise who he's messing with.
693
00:38:58,901 --> 00:39:01,941
No one disrespects me on
my own turf.
I did not do that dude.
694
00:39:01,981 --> 00:39:04,461
You sleep with one eye open.
‘Cos I don’t forgive or forget.
695
00:39:04,501 --> 00:39:09,061
Tommy. Shush. Leave that
fucking man alone. Jesus Christ.
696
00:39:09,101 --> 00:39:13,021
Gerry listen to me. I wouldn't do
that on me death bed.
I would do summat like-
697
00:39:13,061 --> 00:39:14,621
For fuck sake.
What?
698
00:39:14,661 --> 00:39:18,461
Davey McDonagh's just been nicked
spending snide notes.
699
00:39:18,501 --> 00:39:21,301
Francis used counterfeit bills to
pay his brother's ransom?
700
00:39:21,341 --> 00:39:25,021
Yes. For fuck's sake.
And now it is my shagging problem.
701
00:39:25,061 --> 00:39:27,461
Don't storm off Tom.
Let's get to the Rolls.
702
00:39:27,501 --> 00:39:30,461
Get in the fucking van.
Whatever vehicle it is.
Fucking Jesus.
703
00:39:35,141 --> 00:39:38,741
So does that mean we still owe the
MacDonaghs sixteen grand and
704
00:39:38,781 --> 00:39:39,821
all that other stuff?
705
00:39:39,861 --> 00:39:43,061
Yes, it does, yeah.
Christ... And they are very bad men.
706
00:39:43,101 --> 00:39:49,101
And we're in trouble with them
because Davey got arrested.
707
00:39:49,141 --> 00:39:50,141
Yes.
708
00:39:50,181 --> 00:39:52,701
It's a shame really that that boa
constrictor won't the one
709
00:39:52,741 --> 00:39:56,581
that got nicked from that private
zoo in Hepton last weekend.
710
00:39:56,621 --> 00:40:00,581
What?
Yeah, Carol told me about it.
They're offering a massive reward.
711
00:40:04,181 --> 00:40:05,981
Shit. Where did you last see it?
712
00:40:10,181 --> 00:40:11,901
Fucking hell.
713
00:40:11,941 --> 00:40:13,461
Are you alright?
714
00:40:13,501 --> 00:40:15,181
For fuck's sake.
715
00:40:15,221 --> 00:40:19,101
What are you doing you,
fuck over here and give us a
hand looking for this snake dude.
716
00:40:19,141 --> 00:40:24,341
Get to fuck. I am not dipping about
in a field with a massive snake on
the loose. I am too vulnerable.
717
00:40:24,381 --> 00:40:26,501
He's no use anyway.
718
00:40:26,541 --> 00:40:28,101
We could use him as bait.
719
00:40:29,861 --> 00:40:31,141
Fucking bell ends...
720
00:40:31,181 --> 00:40:34,181
Oi listen Cardi
sweetheart did it not occur
721
00:40:34,221 --> 00:40:38,101
to you that it might be a bit of a
fucking coincidence, we've
722
00:40:38,141 --> 00:40:41,981
just acquired a boa constrictor from
Paul the burglar, and there's
723
00:40:42,021 --> 00:40:45,901
a really fucking valuable one gone
missing up the way dude?
724
00:40:45,941 --> 00:40:49,661
Oh yeah. No, it did.
But I am usually wrong.
725
00:40:49,701 --> 00:40:54,381
Fuck. Vinnie. Vinnie. Hey...
Vinnie...
726
00:40:54,421 --> 00:40:56,181
Cardi. Cardi. Cardi...
727
00:40:58,901 --> 00:41:02,221
What are you laughing at?
Just stay where you are cos
you look really fucking cool.
728
00:41:02,261 --> 00:41:04,701
What?
Just try and give us a smile
as well. Go on.
729
00:41:04,741 --> 00:41:06,581
You look well up against
that car I reckon.
730
00:41:06,621 --> 00:41:09,341
Tommo. Tommo.
Stop throwing a hissy fit.
731
00:41:09,381 --> 00:41:12,461
D'you know what, I have enough of
you lot.
732
00:41:12,501 --> 00:41:15,301
There is no need for all
that venom.
733
00:41:15,341 --> 00:41:17,461
Tell you what dickhead. Go
have a look for your snake.
734
00:41:17,501 --> 00:41:20,181
Go and have a look for your
little boa constrictor.
What!
735
00:41:25,301 --> 00:41:28,341
I hear you're a man that can
get things done.
736
00:41:28,381 --> 00:41:31,141
Thwarted at the first hurdle.
737
00:41:31,181 --> 00:41:32,821
There's no way we're
nicking them cars.
738
00:41:32,861 --> 00:41:36,901
Hardwick.
I just need that touch.
739
00:41:36,941 --> 00:41:38,381
You there. Young man.
740
00:41:38,421 --> 00:41:39,661
The feel of a woman.
741
00:41:39,701 --> 00:41:42,261
It's my posh voice, adds
a touch of class.
742
00:41:42,301 --> 00:41:44,541
I just love the cars and
I want them back.
743
00:41:44,581 --> 00:41:46,581
Right boys we're on, let's go.
744
00:41:48,701 --> 00:41:51,141
Wine her, dine her-
745
00:41:51,181 --> 00:41:52,861
Then fuck her brains out.
746
00:41:52,901 --> 00:41:55,261
You after his cars aren't you?
No...
747
00:41:55,301 --> 00:41:57,861
Absolutely.
748
00:41:57,901 --> 00:41:58,901
It's intense.
749
00:42:02,301 --> 00:42:05,301
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