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Hey, y'all.
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Hey.
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have you, uh, driven
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No. I got better
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You drove by it yesterday.
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"Lately" means "today," Tina.
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And I only
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because the gas station
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is right across the street.
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Right. Uh...
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Pop, you know, it's natural
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about what they're doing
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Well, I'm not.
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Okay. Well,
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the sign says
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It is?
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Yeah.
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Well, I wish them luck.
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(chuckles)
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I wonder
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Why would they change it?
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They bought it because it's
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Yeah, well,
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if you want to check it out,
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I don't want to check it out!
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But what I would like to do
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is take my lovely wife out
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Oh.
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You know, I got a taste
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Come on, Tina.
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So your idea of a nice lunch
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(chuckles softly)
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Just because we came into
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we can't forget
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Okay. I'm sorry.
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I would love to.
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(scoffs) I mean, yeah,
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that's been rolling underneath
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But, please, please, can we stop
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And I know you don't want to,
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Fine.
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You see what you
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Now your mama making me go.
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(loud rock music playing)
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(indistinct chatter)
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What in the
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Are we being punk'd?
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Welcome to Calvin's Pit Stop.
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This ain't Calvin's Pit Stop.
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Yes, it is.
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Would you like to see
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or are we just gonna top off
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Hold on.
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What'd you say to my wife?
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No. No, no, no, no.
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he's talking
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This-this is
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Oh, my God.
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You're the guy!
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Oh, hell nah!
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Hey! Everybody!
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Calvin's here!
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No, he's not!
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* Welcome to the block,
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* Welcome to the hood. *
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(indistinct chatter)
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I mean, how am I supposed
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with this grinning
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It's not so bad.
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He's kind of cute.
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I don't want to be cute.
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I mean, I mean,
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but I don't want them
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to sell "artesianal"
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Why don't they just say
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Ooh, and-and
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"Calvin's Favorite:
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"bison truffle sliders
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and watercress."
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Who told them that
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I don't know what
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and I hate
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Mm.
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Well, how did this
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the developers didn't say
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did they?
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When they said they
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I just assumed it was
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Tell you what,
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they're gonna
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Ooh!
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They have nachos
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How stupid is that?
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I'm telling you, there's nothing
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the new owners have the right to
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Well, your lawyer reviewed it.
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I don't know, Dave.
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If I understood a lawyer,
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I wouldn't need a lawyer.
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(door opens)
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Who wants to take
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Ooh!
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Not me.
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Wha...
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Come on! It's really cool.
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I got our school
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It asks the kids
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about their personality type
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and tells them what kind
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Okay.
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Well, I thought
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See, that's the
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that keeps kids
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Yeah. You know, Grover thinks
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but this will give him more...
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Skills?
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More great options.
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Oh.
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I'm fighting for my life here!
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Yeah.
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Calvin's right.
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But, FYI, Grover's got skills.
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You should see him take
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He can stand still
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Look, my lawyer said that
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and the rights
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I would've never allowed them to
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Well, I'm taking
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I'm suing their asses.
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wait, I don't think
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It says here that
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are required to
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Ooh. You are
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since you happen
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and licensed
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I don't care
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What will it cost?
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Oh, Calvin,
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I'd pay you
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How much would you pay me?
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(playing upbeat melody)
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(door closes)
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Hey, check it out!
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I got a keytar.
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Yeah. Uh,
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are you having a post-breakup
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"what am I doing with my life?"
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No, no! This isn't
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Although my skills
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(riffing)
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(holds high note)
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Yeah, that's a no.
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Come on, man. I always
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and now's the
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How 'bout when
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Well, get used to it.
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The new Marty's
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starting
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You know the Venus explorer
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No.
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Well, you know how Venus
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No.
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Okay.
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You know
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to collect samples
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Okay, Marty, uh, what was it
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that made you think
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Anyway, I've been waiting
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to pitch this idea at JPL.
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And then going through
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has given me
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And I realized
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now's the time
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And guess what else.
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I learned the beginning of
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No, you didn't.
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Hold on. Check it out.
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(muttering)
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you don't need to...
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I-I don't...
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(playing wrong notes)
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Wait. Wait, wait.
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(playing wrong notes)
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Damn it. I lost it.
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I just got the results of
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Oh.
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Uh-oh. Hold on.
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"Independent. Self-starter.
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Focused and methodical."
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(sighs)
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Look at the career they say
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Lighthouse keeper.
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Okay.
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You know, on the plus side,
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we can stop investing
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(scoffs)
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What's that?
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Your career aptitude test
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Ooh! Come on, NBA.
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I'm not against playing
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it wouldn't be my first choice.
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Some great players got
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so let's keep an open mind.
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Dave!
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The-the test said
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It says that you're
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That sounds like me.
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Huh.
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Looks like the fog's rolling in.
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He's right!
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Okay, so the inner balloon
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and filled
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that we could release as needed
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controlling the buoyancy
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So, as the balloon
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so does our understanding
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Wow.
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Wow!
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That is some great
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I'm very impressed.
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And so many balloon puns.
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Yes, thank you.
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I wanted to make sure
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popped.
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(chuckling)
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Oh! Another!
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Good, good stuff.
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I love seeing that passion.
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Mm-hmm.
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Anyway, they moved up
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for our progress report,
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so we just got to...
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Can-can we back up a sec?
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It seems like
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From what?
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From my brilliantly
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Right! No,
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Um, so innovative.
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Anyway, uh, we need to
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as soon as possible.
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All right. Uh, okay,
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I-I see what
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You're blowing me off.
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After I went through
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an original keytar score
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Marty, I love your
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I loved that score.
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It was haunting.
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Okay? You are...
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But you're not gonna do
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N-Not at this juncture, no.
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O-Okay.
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Look around you, Pat.
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This room is filled
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with some of the greatest
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and we're not gonna keep
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if we think it's pointless.
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Fortune favors the bold.
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And we are bold.
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And we cannot-- nay,
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nay--
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we will not
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be taking this anymore.
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Who's with me?!
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So are you saying
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No, no, no, no.
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but we won't be working.
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PAT: Uh...
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You-you can't stop working.
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(quietly):
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Okay, we will be working, but...
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we just--
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I'm kind of losing the
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* *
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Hi. I'm Ingrid Katay. I'll be
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the owners of the Pit Stop.
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It's so nice to meet
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Uh, Dave,
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what are you doing?
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That's the enemy.
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Calvin, this is
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The whole point is
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And you must be Mr. Butler.
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How are you today, sir?
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Wouldn't you like to know?
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Good afternoon!
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I'm Judge Fred Lampin,
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and I'll be presiding
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It's nice to meet you, Your
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This is
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Good afternoon,
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And I must say, you look
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You know,
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and, I got to say,
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I can't believe
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Those shows make a mockery
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That's why I tell my wife
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Hey, Emelia.
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Thanks for getting
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It was a rough day.
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No.
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Come sit
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Oh. Ah...
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You don't want to sit
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I get it.
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I don't know
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but I really
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I applied the
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so many times today,
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my cortex
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(laughs)
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Listen,
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I was really taken
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with what you
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Thank you. Thank you.
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You know, I put so much thought
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The thing that I find most
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I don't care about Venus.
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That's just
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The way you spoke to Pat,
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it was so... bold.
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Hmm.
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I've never seen
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be so passionate.
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They're all just really
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(both laugh)
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I can't even
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I made eye contact
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Ain't nobody else coming.
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You inspired me, Marty.
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To be bold, to take chances.
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And now we're here.
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Yeah.
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Do you want to
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Well, I...
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Oh, all right.
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That's not
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That's not what
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My lips weren't
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your teeth were on them.
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Your Honor, you've
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It is right there
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Clearly, the large sum
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has given him
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which he's now
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You see?
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I told you not to be
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It's frivolous.
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You're frivolous.
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I-I think we need
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to lower the
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Your Honor, with
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the sum my client
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is not
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He feels like
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using his image
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INGRID:
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draw Your Honor's attention
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Mr. Butler
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all rights to
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associated
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Is this your
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Yes, it is,
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but you have
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it was next to a very
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So your legal argument
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More like seduced,
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Calvin, please, I'm
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Let me do my job.
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But you're
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Well, you're not
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Your Honor,
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Judge, can I see you
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I don't have chambers.
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There's a dentist
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Okay, Your Honor,
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then I'll say this in
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This caricature
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It looks nothing like me.
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I agree.
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And if it looks
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by definition,
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CALVIN:
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Wait a minute.
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I'm inclined to agree.
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And combined with
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it's an easy decision
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of Calvin's Pitstop to
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and image.
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I think we're done here.
391
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Wait... No,
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I appeal!
393
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I'm taking this to the top.
394
00:15:04,751 --> 00:15:06,921
You mean the Planet Fitness
395
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I don't like her.
396
00:15:13,831 --> 00:15:15,051
You know, sometimes
397
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I'm even still
398
00:15:16,711 --> 00:15:18,651
Nobody cared about my idea.
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Except Emelia.
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00:15:20,091 --> 00:15:21,791
But then, that
401
00:15:21,991 --> 00:15:24,361
You know what
402
00:15:24,561 --> 00:15:26,771
Hmm?
403
00:15:28,181 --> 00:15:29,491
Man, Prince played keytar.
404
00:15:29,691 --> 00:15:32,261
Did he turn women off?
405
00:15:32,461 --> 00:15:33,631
Please, please, please!
406
00:15:33,831 --> 00:15:35,601
Gemma, is it really necessary
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00:15:35,801 --> 00:15:37,371
that everyone take this test?
408
00:15:37,571 --> 00:15:38,841
Uh, yes, because you took it,
409
00:15:39,041 --> 00:15:40,341
and it said that
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00:15:40,541 --> 00:15:42,071
in music and teaching.
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00:15:42,271 --> 00:15:43,411
It nailed you.
412
00:15:43,611 --> 00:15:44,711
So I'm going to keep
413
00:15:44,911 --> 00:15:46,491
until I can prove
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00:15:47,331 --> 00:15:48,711
And I'm done.
415
00:15:48,911 --> 00:15:50,351
Okay, come on, be wrong,
416
00:15:50,551 --> 00:15:51,851
Aerospace engineer.
417
00:15:52,051 --> 00:15:53,271
Damn it!
418
00:15:54,671 --> 00:15:55,721
I mean, technically,
419
00:15:55,921 --> 00:15:57,261
Oh, spare me,
420
00:15:57,461 --> 00:16:00,061
Huh? Uh, well,
421
00:16:00,261 --> 00:16:01,961
...mushroom farmer.
422
00:16:02,161 --> 00:16:04,061
You did?
423
00:16:04,261 --> 00:16:05,261
No, you didn't.
424
00:16:05,461 --> 00:16:07,081
No, uh...
425
00:16:07,881 --> 00:16:10,301
Yeah, you're right.
426
00:16:10,501 --> 00:16:11,571
Oh, crap.
427
00:16:11,771 --> 00:16:14,341
Gemma, you can't
428
00:16:14,541 --> 00:16:15,471
Worst case scenario,
429
00:16:15,671 --> 00:16:16,981
Grover's a
430
00:16:17,181 --> 00:16:19,181
That's a
431
00:16:19,381 --> 00:16:21,551
He'd be alone
432
00:16:21,751 --> 00:16:23,901
flipping
433
00:16:25,371 --> 00:16:27,491
Well, what happened
434
00:16:27,691 --> 00:16:29,321
letting kids be
435
00:16:29,521 --> 00:16:31,441
Oh, please, that's for
436
00:16:37,151 --> 00:16:38,561
I-I don't want
437
00:16:38,761 --> 00:16:40,031
Calvin, come on.
438
00:16:40,231 --> 00:16:41,231
You wouldn't
439
00:16:41,431 --> 00:16:42,501
so at least let me help you
440
00:16:42,701 --> 00:16:43,501
work through your feelings.
441
00:16:43,701 --> 00:16:44,841
Now,
442
00:16:45,041 --> 00:16:48,141
this is called
443
00:16:48,341 --> 00:16:50,531
let's expose ourselves.
444
00:16:51,791 --> 00:16:52,811
Say what?
445
00:16:53,011 --> 00:16:55,311
Calvin, what
446
00:16:55,511 --> 00:16:56,451
that's so upsetting?
447
00:16:56,651 --> 00:16:58,151
Everything.
448
00:16:58,351 --> 00:17:01,471
All right, can you be
449
00:17:02,471 --> 00:17:04,091
I used to walk into this room,
450
00:17:04,291 --> 00:17:06,321
and I was the most
451
00:17:06,521 --> 00:17:09,431
Everybody needed me.
452
00:17:09,631 --> 00:17:11,611
(laughs mockingly)
453
00:17:12,581 --> 00:17:13,701
Welcome to Calvin's.
454
00:17:13,901 --> 00:17:16,351
Can I offer you an IPA?
455
00:17:18,051 --> 00:17:21,561
Calvin, they are
456
00:17:22,691 --> 00:17:24,531
They're celebrating you.
457
00:17:25,791 --> 00:17:28,081
This place is called
458
00:17:28,281 --> 00:17:29,581
it is a name
459
00:17:29,781 --> 00:17:31,231
trusts and loves.
460
00:17:32,301 --> 00:17:33,651
And now you'll
461
00:17:33,851 --> 00:17:35,221
I mean, maybe
462
00:17:35,421 --> 00:17:37,761
that you
463
00:17:37,961 --> 00:17:38,821
but isn't it amazing
464
00:17:39,021 --> 00:17:40,461
just to be
465
00:17:40,661 --> 00:17:42,541
I'm not dead, Dave.
466
00:17:43,751 --> 00:17:45,431
That's it. I'm leaving.
467
00:17:45,631 --> 00:17:47,131
Okay, no, wait, just...
468
00:17:47,331 --> 00:17:50,651
As a therapist, I've never said
469
00:17:51,821 --> 00:17:53,161
I think you should have a beer.
470
00:18:00,301 --> 00:18:01,881
Hey, buddy.
471
00:18:02,081 --> 00:18:02,881
SpongeBob.
472
00:18:03,081 --> 00:18:04,631
Of course.
473
00:18:07,201 --> 00:18:08,051
Can we talk
474
00:18:08,251 --> 00:18:09,441
Yeah, sure.
475
00:18:10,511 --> 00:18:12,161
I don't want you
476
00:18:12,361 --> 00:18:13,861
I'm going to be disappointed
477
00:18:14,061 --> 00:18:15,491
if you follow
478
00:18:15,691 --> 00:18:17,501
No matter what you become,
479
00:18:17,701 --> 00:18:20,901
the only thing that matters
480
00:18:21,101 --> 00:18:22,901
Is this about that career test?
481
00:18:23,101 --> 00:18:24,641
Yeah.
482
00:18:24,841 --> 00:18:27,271
And even if you
483
00:18:27,471 --> 00:18:30,581
from the olden days
484
00:18:30,781 --> 00:18:31,811
was, like, still a thing,
485
00:18:32,011 --> 00:18:34,011
uh...
486
00:18:34,211 --> 00:18:37,131
Your dad and I will support you.
487
00:18:37,971 --> 00:18:40,051
Mom, I have to
488
00:18:40,251 --> 00:18:43,021
I just filled in random
489
00:18:43,221 --> 00:18:45,061
You did? Why?
490
00:18:45,261 --> 00:18:47,361
Well, you made us
491
00:18:47,561 --> 00:18:50,511
at lunch. It was cutting
492
00:18:51,381 --> 00:18:54,381
Oh, thank God you're
493
00:18:56,721 --> 00:18:59,071
No, Mom, I told you,
494
00:18:59,271 --> 00:19:01,321
I'm going to the NBA.
495
00:19:02,821 --> 00:19:04,691
Ooh, nothing but net.
496
00:19:07,361 --> 00:19:10,571
Oh, I love that sweet,
497
00:19:14,141 --> 00:19:16,621
See, this place
498
00:19:16,821 --> 00:19:17,921
Yeah, it's okay.
499
00:19:18,121 --> 00:19:19,891
And I guess a beer
500
00:19:20,091 --> 00:19:22,781
no matter how
501
00:19:23,981 --> 00:19:24,831
Here you go, Calvin.
502
00:19:25,031 --> 00:19:26,511
Two Sticky
503
00:19:28,121 --> 00:19:29,421
On the house.
504
00:19:30,491 --> 00:19:31,341
Why?
505
00:19:31,541 --> 00:19:33,511
Come on, man. You're a legend.
506
00:19:33,711 --> 00:19:37,231
You used to fix
507
00:19:38,431 --> 00:19:40,111
Oh, yeah.
508
00:19:40,311 --> 00:19:42,511
Cheetah seat covers,
509
00:19:42,711 --> 00:19:43,451
You got it.
510
00:19:43,651 --> 00:19:45,571
I made a grip off his dad.
511
00:19:47,571 --> 00:19:50,051
Still runs great. You hungry?
512
00:19:50,251 --> 00:19:51,791
How about a Calvin's Favorite?
513
00:19:51,991 --> 00:19:53,161
Okay, you know what?
514
00:19:53,361 --> 00:19:54,731
Here's the thing
515
00:19:54,931 --> 00:19:56,541
It's not Calvin's favorite.
516
00:19:57,381 --> 00:19:59,161
If you're going to make
517
00:19:59,361 --> 00:20:01,671
it should be something
518
00:20:01,871 --> 00:20:03,401
Like a gas station hot dog.
519
00:20:03,601 --> 00:20:05,571
Ah.
520
00:20:05,771 --> 00:20:06,901
Let me talk to the chef.
521
00:20:07,101 --> 00:20:08,141
Maybe he could put a spin on it.
522
00:20:08,341 --> 00:20:10,531
Okay, that's what
523
00:20:11,461 --> 00:20:12,211
You know,
524
00:20:12,411 --> 00:20:14,051
would be
525
00:20:14,251 --> 00:20:16,201
Nobody's talking
526
00:20:17,971 --> 00:20:19,251
Uh, Calvin?
527
00:20:19,451 --> 00:20:20,621
Yeah?
528
00:20:20,821 --> 00:20:22,951
We just want to say
529
00:20:23,151 --> 00:20:24,791
Well, you know,
530
00:20:24,991 --> 00:20:27,531
it's not my place, per se, but,
531
00:20:27,731 --> 00:20:29,031
uh...
532
00:20:29,231 --> 00:20:32,601
You know, it wouldn't
533
00:20:32,801 --> 00:20:35,581
so, I guess you can
534
00:20:36,951 --> 00:20:37,941
Hey, everybody,
535
00:20:38,141 --> 00:20:39,871
a toast to the original Calvin.
536
00:20:40,071 --> 00:20:41,571
(crowd cheers)
537
00:20:41,771 --> 00:20:44,361
I think my work
538
00:20:45,261 --> 00:20:46,711
Uh, can I get a selfie?
539
00:20:46,911 --> 00:20:48,251
Sure.
540
00:20:48,451 --> 00:20:49,311
You know... (sighs)
541
00:20:49,511 --> 00:20:51,221
...I don't
542
00:20:51,421 --> 00:20:53,291
but, uh, hey, everybody,
543
00:20:53,491 --> 00:20:55,741
get out your phones.
544
00:21:06,881 --> 00:21:09,931
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