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RUDY:
Hey, kids, this show's
especially for you.
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I guess you grown-ups
will like it, too.
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Rudy:
Hi, Vanessa.
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Where you going?
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Oh, nowhere.
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Why do you have ice skates?
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Okay, I'm going ice-skating.
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Can I come?
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You wouldn't
like it.
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The big people there
might Bump you around.
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I don't care.
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You could fall on the ice
and catch pneumonia.
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I don't care.
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Your ankles will swell up,
and you won't be able to walk.
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I don't care.
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Everyone there will be 11,
and you wouldn't have fun.
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Tell you what.
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I'll take you
sledding tomorrow.
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Thanks.
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See you later.
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Hi, Rudy.
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Want to play?
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I can't.
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I have something
to discuss with Dad.
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Have you seen him?
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Dad's busy.
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Doing what?
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Cleaning the stove.
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Did he say he'd like help?
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No.
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Good.
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How's it going?
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Fine.
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Almost finished?
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Finished.
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Next time, ask me.
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I'd be happy to help.
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What do you want?
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Next saturday is the booster
banquet for the football team.
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Your mother and I
bought tickets.
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Can you buy more?
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Everybody on the team
has to sell ten.
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You've sold how many?
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Counting you?
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Uh-huh.
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Two.
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How many people have you asked?
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Counting you?
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Yeah!
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Two.
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Two!
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You're supposed to
go outside of the house.
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You could ask some doctors
at the hospital.
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"Ask some doctors
at the hospital."
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That's all you people
ever think about in this house
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every time you have
something to sell.
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Now when I walk in
the doctors' lounge
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they say,
"Here's huckster huxtable"
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And dive under the sofa.
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It will be a great banquet.
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After dinner,
they're going to show a film
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of the season's highlights.
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That's going to be a short film.
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Actually, there's no sense
in even turning the lights off.
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Do me
a favor.
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I put the thing in backwards.
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So put those
things in for me.
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Thank you.
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Hello?
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This is Rudy.
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Rudy huxtable.
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I live in
New York city.
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Ahem, Yes, uh,
pardon me, please.
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Hello.
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Hi.
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This is Rudy's father.
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How is the weather
in Ireland?
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She's five.
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Oh, you do?
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No, thank you.
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I don't want to talk to Sean.
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Yeah, okay. Good.
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Thank you.
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And top O' the morning
to you, too.
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Honey, I thought
I told you
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the rules of
the house state
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you do not pick up
that phone and Dial
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Unless someone...
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helps you.
Helps you.
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What's the matter?
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I'm bored.
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Really?
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I've got over $3 million worth
of books I bought in your room.
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I'm not into reading today.
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You're not into reading today.
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Well, what about
drawing some letters?
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Some as, some bs...
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I did that already.
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What about
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playing with Dad?
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We'll be friends.
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Can my friend Maria come over?
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What do you mean
your friend Maria?
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I'm your friend.
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No, you're my daddy.
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Are you kidding me?
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Daddy's make the best friends.
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Why do you think dogs
always hang out with them?
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Can Maria sleep over?
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I'll ask Maria's
mother and father.
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Can some other friends
sleep over?
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Sure. You want to fly in
Sean from Ireland?
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All right. Getting ready to go.
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Dad said I can have
friends sleep over.
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You're going to have them
sleep over tonight?
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Didn't you always say
we should entertain more?
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But tonight?
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You know I'm not coming home
until late.
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I can handle it by myself.
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I'll get Rudy's class list.
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It has the parents' numbers
on it.
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Hi.
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My favorite daughter.
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What's up?
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We're having friends for dinner.
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Like you to pitch in.
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Great. Who's coming?
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Oh, some lively guests.
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Okay. What should I wear?
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Old clothes.
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Rudy's having
a sleep-over.
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Dad, I just remembered
I have plans tonight.
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Okay, go ahead.
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We'll just use your room
while you're gone.
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( chanting
military March )
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Company, halt!
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My company, close in the ranks!
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No, don't knock
each other down.
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About face!
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All right.
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As fast as you can
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take off
your coats!
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After you take off
your coats, go to bed!
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But we just got here!
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What?
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We just got here!
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That's right.
So go to sleep.
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Then get up in the morning,
and I'll take you all home.
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I want you all
to repeat after me:
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I promise...
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I promise...
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not to run
outside of
the house.
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Not to run
outside of the house.
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I promise...
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I promise...
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not to run
inside of the house.
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Not to run
inside of the house.
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I promise...
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I promise...
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not to touch...
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not to touch...
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pick up...
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pick up...
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step on...
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step on...
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anything that looks interesting.
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Anything that looks
interesting.
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You all are starting
to get a little weak.
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Does anybody here
have any notes?
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What notes?
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Notes from your parents.
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All right.
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Would you bring
it over, please?
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What is your name?
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Desiree.
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I better take these things
and put them in my pocket
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because dimples--
people steal them.
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You go sit down.
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Who else
has a note?
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What is
your name?
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Naoka.
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Naoka.
All right.
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It says here that you
are a compulsive gambler.
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And, uh...
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that you are wanted
by the police.
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Is this correct?
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All right.
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But it does say
you're allergic to milk.
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Can you eat a cookie
with milk in it?
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Have you ever
had a cookie?
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Then you won't get
any here, either.
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Go sit down.
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All right.
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Uh...
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may I see you
for a minute, Please?
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I don't remember
picking you up.
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Were you in the car when
I drove up to the house here?
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How did you
get in the house with us
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if he wasn't in the car..?
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You know Peter.
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He lives across the street.
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You're Peter
from across the street?
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How did he
get in the house?
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He was outside
when you said
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"Everybody line up."
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Can he stay?
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Do you want to?
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Okay.
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Son, go across the street
and ask mrs. Chiara
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if it's all right
if Peter stays.
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Okay, dad.
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All right, go sit down.
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Come here, please.
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Yes.
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Come here,
double vision.
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And your name is?
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Kyle.
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Dana.
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Do you sing or dance?
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We don't dance.
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When you're in school.
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No.
No.
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Do you know some songs?
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Yes.
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What?
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Uno, dos,
siesta.
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So, would you
do it for me?
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Yes.
Yes.
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I would love
to see it.
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⪠Uno, dos, siesta âª
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⪠said east, west âª
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⪠I met my boyfriend
at the Candy store âª
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⪠he bought me ice... âª
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now wait.
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Wait, Wait,
wait, wait.
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What boyfriend?
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Huh?
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We don't have
a boyfriend.
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You don't have a boyfriend?
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You just said you met him
at the Candy store.
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It's just a game.
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It's
a game?
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Honest?
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Yes.
Yes.
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Okay, go ahead.
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⪠Uno, dos, siesta âª
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⪠said east, west âª
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⪠I met my boyfriend
at the Candy store âª
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⪠he bought me ice cream âª
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⪠he bought me cake âª
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⪠he brought me home with... âª
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wait
a minute.
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How old is this boy?
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Two.
Two.
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Two?
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He's two years old, and he's got
money for ice cream and cake?
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It's just a game.
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Don't stop us.
Let us play.
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Okay.
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⪠Uno, dos, siesta âª
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⪠said east, west âª
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⪠I met my boyfriend âª
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⪠at the Candy store âª
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⪠he bought me ice cream âª
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⪠he bought me cake âª
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⪠he brought me home
with a bellyache âª
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⪠mama, mama, I'm so sick âª
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⪠call the doctor
quick, quick, quick âª
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⪠doctor, doctor, will I die? âª
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⪠Count to five
and you'll be alive âª
272
00:11:43,231 --> 00:11:46,031
⪠one, two, three, four, five âª
273
00:11:46,031 --> 00:11:47,231
⪠I'm alive âª
274
00:11:52,698 --> 00:11:56,564
I think you all
better sit down.
275
00:11:59,264 --> 00:12:01,764
Mrs. Chiara said Peter can stay.
276
00:12:01,764 --> 00:12:05,331
We can keep him
as long as we want.
277
00:12:11,298 --> 00:12:12,698
Peter?
278
00:12:20,164 --> 00:12:24,831
Your mother says you can stay.
279
00:12:24,831 --> 00:12:26,598
Would you like that?
280
00:12:28,598 --> 00:12:32,698
How's it feel to be
the only man with seven women?
281
00:12:37,531 --> 00:12:40,864
You sleep with me tonight.
282
00:12:51,731 --> 00:12:54,464
All right, got
the bucking horse.
283
00:12:54,464 --> 00:12:56,431
We have
the championship.
284
00:12:56,431 --> 00:12:58,464
This is
the last round.
285
00:12:58,464 --> 00:13:00,198
Here comes
our challenger.
286
00:13:00,198 --> 00:13:04,531
Rudy huxtable did not do well
the first two times out
287
00:13:04,531 --> 00:13:07,531
but I know this time
she'll do well.
288
00:13:07,531 --> 00:13:09,131
You know the rules.
289
00:13:09,131 --> 00:13:10,198
Arms sideways.
290
00:13:10,198 --> 00:13:11,198
We're riding.
291
00:13:11,198 --> 00:13:12,831
The horse looks like...
292
00:13:12,831 --> 00:13:14,498
arms to the side.
293
00:13:14,498 --> 00:13:15,831
You're falling off.
294
00:13:15,831 --> 00:13:18,331
There she goes.
She's doing it.
295
00:13:18,331 --> 00:13:19,531
The horse bucks.
296
00:13:19,531 --> 00:13:20,998
Whoa! Stay on.
297
00:13:20,998 --> 00:13:22,531
That was 12 seconds.
298
00:13:22,531 --> 00:13:23,964
Wasn't bad.
299
00:13:23,964 --> 00:13:25,131
Come on over.
300
00:13:25,131 --> 00:13:27,531
And here's "Sing a song."
301
00:13:27,531 --> 00:13:28,964
Here we go.
302
00:13:28,964 --> 00:13:31,431
Arms out to the side.
303
00:13:31,431 --> 00:13:33,031
Sing is riding
304
00:13:33,031 --> 00:13:36,498
and the bucking horse
is going all around.
305
00:13:36,498 --> 00:13:38,498
He's off to the side.
306
00:13:38,498 --> 00:13:39,831
She's riding well.
307
00:13:39,831 --> 00:13:41,031
Whoa!
308
00:13:41,031 --> 00:13:43,164
Sing did well.
309
00:13:43,164 --> 00:13:44,431
Come on over.
310
00:13:44,431 --> 00:13:46,098
What's your
name again?
311
00:13:46,098 --> 00:13:47,164
Naoka.
312
00:13:47,164 --> 00:13:49,964
Right. I'm glad
you got it right.
313
00:13:49,964 --> 00:13:51,764
Raise your arms up.
314
00:13:51,764 --> 00:13:55,098
The horse broke out
of the stall.
315
00:13:55,098 --> 00:13:56,564
I'm sorry.
316
00:13:56,564 --> 00:13:59,098
You didn't do
well at all.
317
00:13:59,098 --> 00:14:02,298
Didn't I put these
in my pocket?
318
00:14:02,298 --> 00:14:04,531
You're taking
those dimples out.
319
00:14:04,531 --> 00:14:05,998
Here we go.
320
00:14:05,998 --> 00:14:08,098
Climb right on up.
321
00:14:08,098 --> 00:14:11,064
Put your arms out to the side.
322
00:14:11,064 --> 00:14:15,031
The horse is coming
out of the stall
323
00:14:15,031 --> 00:14:17,064
and... whoa! Wait!
324
00:14:17,064 --> 00:14:18,364
How about that?
325
00:14:18,364 --> 00:14:19,498
Nice try.
326
00:14:19,498 --> 00:14:21,031
Here we go.
327
00:14:21,031 --> 00:14:22,064
Next.
328
00:14:22,064 --> 00:14:24,498
Climb right on up
there.
329
00:14:24,498 --> 00:14:25,664
She's up.
330
00:14:25,664 --> 00:14:27,498
Hands to the side.
331
00:14:27,498 --> 00:14:30,431
That's no good.
Just come on.
332
00:14:30,431 --> 00:14:34,264
You ride better
than your sister, don't you?
333
00:14:34,264 --> 00:14:36,098
Arms to the side.
334
00:14:36,098 --> 00:14:37,431
You're doing fine.
335
00:14:37,431 --> 00:14:39,298
You've got everything...
336
00:14:41,431 --> 00:14:42,898
whoa!
337
00:14:43,898 --> 00:14:45,431
All right.
338
00:14:45,431 --> 00:14:46,931
Come on.
339
00:14:46,931 --> 00:14:48,864
Here comes my wife.
340
00:14:48,864 --> 00:14:52,431
She's going to ride good.
341
00:14:52,431 --> 00:14:55,431
Oh, look at Maria go!
342
00:14:55,431 --> 00:14:58,964
The horse goes
into a big spin
343
00:14:58,964 --> 00:15:00,964
and she's going off...
344
00:15:00,964 --> 00:15:04,531
she's got the prize,
ladies and gentlemen.
345
00:15:04,531 --> 00:15:06,998
So far she's the best.
346
00:15:06,998 --> 00:15:08,198
Okay.
347
00:15:08,198 --> 00:15:10,098
Come on down.
348
00:15:19,564 --> 00:15:24,098
We're going to fix
the horse up here.
349
00:15:24,098 --> 00:15:28,098
Now, you just kind of
ease into him.
350
00:15:28,098 --> 00:15:29,564
All right.
351
00:15:29,564 --> 00:15:31,131
Okay.
352
00:15:38,564 --> 00:15:40,231
All right.
353
00:15:42,064 --> 00:15:43,664
Here we go.
354
00:16:29,898 --> 00:16:31,431
Thank you.
355
00:16:34,831 --> 00:16:40,898
It is now monster time.
356
00:16:40,898 --> 00:16:42,831
( screaming )
357
00:16:42,831 --> 00:16:44,131
Sit down.
358
00:16:44,131 --> 00:16:45,698
Sit down.
359
00:16:45,698 --> 00:16:53,331
If the monster catches you,
he will nub you in the neck.
360
00:16:53,331 --> 00:16:55,131
( screaming )
361
00:16:55,131 --> 00:16:56,598
Sit down.
362
00:16:56,598 --> 00:16:59,031
You can't move
till the monster moves.
363
00:16:59,031 --> 00:17:00,498
( roaring )
364
00:17:00,498 --> 00:17:02,031
( screaming )
365
00:17:02,031 --> 00:17:06,064
( roaring )
366
00:17:07,064 --> 00:17:08,764
( doorbell )
367
00:17:11,598 --> 00:17:13,598
( doorbell )
368
00:17:14,898 --> 00:17:16,598
Come on in, dad.
369
00:17:16,598 --> 00:17:18,531
Just thought
I'd stop in.
370
00:17:18,531 --> 00:17:19,798
Grandpa!
371
00:17:19,798 --> 00:17:22,664
Hi, Rudy!
How's my best girl?
372
00:17:22,664 --> 00:17:25,898
Got some new brothers
and sisters here?
373
00:17:25,898 --> 00:17:26,864
Yeah.
374
00:17:26,864 --> 00:17:28,631
I delivered
these children
375
00:17:28,631 --> 00:17:31,298
and the Parents didn't
want them anymore
376
00:17:31,298 --> 00:17:33,831
so they brought them back.
377
00:17:33,831 --> 00:17:35,964
Everybody into
the kitchen.
378
00:17:35,964 --> 00:17:39,131
Tell Theo to
give you a cookie!
379
00:17:39,131 --> 00:17:40,564
( shrieking )
380
00:17:40,564 --> 00:17:42,964
It's just
a quarter to six
381
00:17:42,964 --> 00:17:45,964
and you're pulling
the old cookie trick.
382
00:17:45,964 --> 00:17:48,464
You're already
running out of steam.
383
00:17:48,464 --> 00:17:51,131
No, everything is
under control, dad.
384
00:17:51,131 --> 00:17:52,964
I see
you're limping.
385
00:17:52,964 --> 00:17:56,564
No, I'm fine.
It's just a track injury.
386
00:17:56,564 --> 00:18:00,131
I know bucking-horse knee
when I see it.
387
00:18:00,131 --> 00:18:02,531
You're enjoying this,
aren't you?
388
00:18:02,531 --> 00:18:06,464
It's clear to me
that the tide is shifting.
389
00:18:06,464 --> 00:18:10,664
You're going out
and the children are coming in.
390
00:18:10,664 --> 00:18:12,664
You'll be drowning
in children
391
00:18:12,664 --> 00:18:13,998
in ten
minutes.
392
00:18:13,998 --> 00:18:17,098
Luckily, somebody came along
who can bail you out.
393
00:18:17,098 --> 00:18:20,998
You can control these children
better than I can?
394
00:18:20,998 --> 00:18:22,898
Yes, and I'm willing
395
00:18:22,898 --> 00:18:27,664
to put my much-needed retirement
money on the line for this.
396
00:18:27,664 --> 00:18:30,064
Dad, we're not talking
about betting.
397
00:18:30,064 --> 00:18:34,364
I'll bet if you'll leave me
alone with these children
398
00:18:34,364 --> 00:18:35,698
for one minute
399
00:18:35,698 --> 00:18:39,131
they'll be sitting here
as quiet as little angels.
400
00:18:39,131 --> 00:18:41,298
Anybody can threaten children.
401
00:18:41,298 --> 00:18:43,031
I won't threaten them.
402
00:18:43,031 --> 00:18:46,431
Do you want to make the bet?
Twenty dollars.
403
00:18:46,431 --> 00:18:51,964
It's been a long time
since I took money from you
404
00:18:51,964 --> 00:18:56,198
but it certainly will be
my pleasure.
405
00:18:59,131 --> 00:19:00,464
Hello, everybody.
406
00:19:00,464 --> 00:19:03,964
Granddad wants to
see all of you.
407
00:19:03,964 --> 00:19:06,998
Have you all
had your cookie?
408
00:19:06,998 --> 00:19:08,464
Children:
Yes!
409
00:19:08,464 --> 00:19:13,231
All right, go out
for the bucking horse.
410
00:19:13,231 --> 00:19:16,564
( shouting )
411
00:19:16,564 --> 00:19:18,964
Your grandfather's
in for it now.
412
00:19:18,964 --> 00:19:20,998
He's here?
I'll say hi.
413
00:19:20,998 --> 00:19:23,331
No, he's spending time
with the children--
414
00:19:23,331 --> 00:19:26,598
unless you want to see him
for the last time.
415
00:19:26,598 --> 00:19:28,031
What's going on?
416
00:19:28,031 --> 00:19:29,531
Your grandfather bet $20
417
00:19:29,531 --> 00:19:32,898
that he could have the children
quiet in one minute.
418
00:19:32,898 --> 00:19:34,098
That's impossible!
419
00:19:34,098 --> 00:19:35,464
Better believe it.
420
00:19:35,464 --> 00:19:39,064
Especially when the sugar
from the cookies kicks in.
421
00:19:39,064 --> 00:19:41,164
You should have bet $50.
422
00:19:41,164 --> 00:19:42,364
He's my father.
423
00:19:42,364 --> 00:19:45,364
It's hard enough
to take $20 from him.
424
00:19:45,364 --> 00:19:46,531
But you'll do it?
425
00:19:46,531 --> 00:19:49,198
Yeah!
426
00:19:56,998 --> 00:19:59,598
What did you
do to them?
427
00:19:59,598 --> 00:20:00,798
Nothing special.
428
00:20:00,798 --> 00:20:03,531
These lovely children
can be well-behaved
429
00:20:03,531 --> 00:20:04,931
with proper supervision.
430
00:20:04,931 --> 00:20:06,464
You're not telling me?
431
00:20:06,464 --> 00:20:08,631
Not a chance.
432
00:20:09,898 --> 00:20:11,231
Children, excuse me.
433
00:20:11,231 --> 00:20:13,031
I'll be going now.
434
00:20:13,031 --> 00:20:15,164
Thanks for
a lovely visit.
435
00:20:15,164 --> 00:20:16,364
Whoa!
436
00:20:16,364 --> 00:20:18,898
Grandpa, you're
a football fan, right?
437
00:20:18,898 --> 00:20:20,064
Sure am.
438
00:20:20,064 --> 00:20:20,998
Love the gridiron.
439
00:20:20,998 --> 00:20:22,131
Want to go
440
00:20:22,131 --> 00:20:24,298
to my football team's
booster banquet?
441
00:20:24,298 --> 00:20:25,198
How much?
442
00:20:25,198 --> 00:20:26,398
Five dollars a ticket.
443
00:20:26,398 --> 00:20:28,064
I'll take
eight.
444
00:20:28,064 --> 00:20:29,398
Thanks, granddad.
445
00:20:29,398 --> 00:20:32,731
I filled my quota
in the house.
446
00:20:35,264 --> 00:20:38,264
Okay. Thanks for
coming over, dad.
447
00:20:38,264 --> 00:20:40,731
It's good to
see you, son.
448
00:20:40,731 --> 00:20:42,564
Have a good time.
449
00:20:42,564 --> 00:20:43,631
Bye-Bye.
450
00:20:43,631 --> 00:20:44,698
Bye.
451
00:20:50,231 --> 00:20:55,764
What did my old, gray-haired,
gentleman friend say to you?
452
00:20:57,331 --> 00:20:59,398
Go sit down.
453
00:20:59,398 --> 00:21:00,931
Rudy...
454
00:21:00,931 --> 00:21:02,898
come here, dear.
455
00:21:05,364 --> 00:21:07,998
What did granddad
say to you?
456
00:21:07,998 --> 00:21:11,864
He said if we were quiet
and smiled
457
00:21:11,864 --> 00:21:15,531
you'll give us each a dollar
in the morning.
458
00:21:26,331 --> 00:21:31,664
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