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what time is it?
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It's 3:00 a.M.
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Go back to sleep.
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You know
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they say that every nine seconds
a child is born
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and I think today they picked
our hospital to do it in.
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I'm telling you, dear
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babies were coming
from all directions.
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I was afraid to move out
of the spot I was in.
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I walked past a vent,
and two of them came out.
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I started
spanking
people.
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By the time I got to the car
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I spanked the fellow
that brought the car.
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I'm glad Mike Newcomb
was there to help me.
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How is he?
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Just fine.
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And guess
what?
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Told me he's got
a new girlfriend.
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He has?
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And every time
I bumped into him
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he wanted to talk about her.
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It's about time
he started enjoying himself.
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It's been almost two years
since Marian died.
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Well, I know he's serious
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because he's bringing her
by here tomorrow.
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I certainly am glad he's happy.
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And, cliff, I want you
to know that if I die
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you have my permission
to marry again.
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I have your permission?
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Yes.
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But you're dead.
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Find someone who can make you
happy and help with the kids.
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Thank you.
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Would you?
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Would I what?
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If I die, would you remarry?
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We'll talk about it
when it happens.
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We can't talk about it then.
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Okay.
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No. The answer is no.
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I wouldn't.
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Under no circumstances, if I die
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would you marry again.
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You would be
single forever?
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Yes.
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Would you date somebody?
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No, I wouldn't.
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Okay, 'cause I'm dead.
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I'm gone.
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And you're still
in the bed with me?
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What if you met a gorgeous,
international-type beauty?
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Not interested.
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What if you met a woman
who sang jazz?
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Like Lena Horne?
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And can scat.
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Like Ella Fitzgerald?
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You said it.
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Not my type.
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Well, what is your type?
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You.
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Okay, say you met me.
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You're dead.
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There's somebody out there
just like me.
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You're dead?
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Gone.
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Okay. Now, you're not
coming back, are you?
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Cliff, be serious.
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No, I'm serious.
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You're not coming back, right?
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Dead.
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I meet this woman
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who looks exactly like you?
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Exactly like me.
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And you're dead?
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Yes.
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Oh, boy.
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Okay, so then what I would do
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is I would call her up
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and I would ask her out
on a date.
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And then I would court her
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and I would send her flowers
and call her
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and I would introduce her
to the children
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and then I would marry her
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and bring
her in here.
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Would you keep
my picture up?
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Dear, I don't have to
keep your picture up
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because she looks
exactly like you.
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Good night, cliff.
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You need some sleep.
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( rock music blaring )
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( man laughing wickedly )
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Ha, ha, ha.
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Ha, ha!
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Rrahr!
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Ohh!
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( unintelligible screaming )
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Did we wake you?
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I found it.
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It had come down the hallway.
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It went into my room
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and then I thought
it was going to eat me up!
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You see
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there are certain ways that
I am accustomed to waking up.
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Bacon-- the smell of Bacon.
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The smell of coffee perking.
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The twirping
of birds.
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I can even take the cold,
wet nose of a sea lion
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licking my toes.
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This is what
they created
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so we wouldn't have to
hear this in the house.
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I only have one set.
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Then put your heads together.
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Give this music
a chance.
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You might get into it.
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Really?
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Sondra:
Yeah.
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Oh, what a thrill.
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Is this it?
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Yeah, dad, that's Clyde.
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He's really talented.
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I see.
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Well, but he's
sticking his tongue out
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and tatooed on his tongue
is a cactus.
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If you ignore Clyde's
tongue and makeup
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and just listen to what
he's trying to say...
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what is he trying to say?
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He's saying
the world is closed.
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The world is closed.
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The world is closed.
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Could they open it up
and let him out?
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Come on, dad.
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Ahh!
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What is it?
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What is the matter
with you?
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You're not going to
keep my picture up?
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Yes, I'll keep
your picture up.
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Where will
you keep it?
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Out in the hallway.
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Ahh!
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Where?
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I'll put it
in the closet.
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Where?
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I'll put it over the bed.
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A blowup over the bed.
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I want a blowup there.
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With lights.
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Clair:
Yes. Yes.
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What will you do
with my clothes?
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I'll wear them.
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I'll wear them.
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Make sure she doesn't wear them.
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Oh, no. No.
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What will the children
call her, cliff?
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Lola.
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Ahh!
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Ow!
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Listen, dear,
our friend of 20 years, Mike
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is coming over this afternoon.
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We got to get downstairs.
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I don't know.
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I'm thinking about it.
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Dear?
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You know, you've gained weight.
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Ahh!
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Wait, wait, wait.
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You've lost weight.
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You've lost weight.
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Mmm!
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I'll make you
some coffee.
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Okay.
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I made that statement
under duress.
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What was that?
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I said, "You're the best!"
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come on,
Vanessa.
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I don't have
all day.
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Then let go.
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No. Now,
come on.
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Hey, Hey, hey
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what's going on here?
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Nothing.
Nothing.
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Why do you have your
sister in a full Nelson?
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Because she put shaving
cream in my shoe.
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Did you do that?
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Yes!
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Did he do something to you?
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No!
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Oh, well, then carry on.
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Ahh!
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Now, you go upstairs
and clean his shoes out.
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Yeah, clean them
and polish them...
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( doorbell )
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CLIFF:
Mike!
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Hey, cliff. I want
you to meet Nicki.
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Nicki:
Hi.
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Nicki.
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Nicki Philips.
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Come on in.
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Thank you.
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Did you recover
from last night
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and Get some sleep?
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Yeah, I got
a little sleep.
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Nicki, this guy is bad.
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Mike:
Bad.
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Last night,
he takes mrs. Somers
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who delivered
in 2o minutes
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And he gives me
mrs. Shipley
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whose husband was taking
pictures of everything.
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He kept saying,
"I missed it.
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Could you do it again?"
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Well, let me go get Clair.
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Okay.
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This is
a beautiful house.
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Yeah, I built it from a kit.
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Are they here?
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Yeah, they're here.
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Well, what's she like?
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She's got two arms, two legs.
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Oh, come on,
cliff.
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She can't be that bad.
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No. She's not
bad at all.
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Where is she?
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She's sitting beside him
on the sofa.
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Cliff.
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Cliff, that is no woman.
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That's somebody's child.
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Right.
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Now look, we're all
somebody's child.
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Well, she certainly
does look young.
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Yes, but you're looking at her
from a distance.
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Well, what does she
look like up close?
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Younger.
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Oh...
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no, wait a minute.
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Maybe she's from
that part of russia
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where they eat nothing
but yogurt all the time.
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Now, look at you.
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Come on,
you've got to behave.
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No, you behave.
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No, you behave.
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No, you behave, because
I'm not saying anything.
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Well, what is that?
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Well, I can't help it.
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Look, we owe it to him.
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We are
his closest friends.
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Be nice.
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Give him a chance, okay?
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Okay, you take the coffee
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and I'll get
the chocolate milk.
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Behave.
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Hi!
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( rock music blaring )
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Hey!
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Hold it down
up there!
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THEO:
Okay, dad.
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I woke up to that
mess this morning.
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You don't like Clyde?
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Cliff and Clyde
aren't best friends.
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It's an acquired taste.
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He's great in concert.
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You didn't go to
a Clyde concert.
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Yeah.
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I got him
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tickets for
his birthday.
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We had a great time.
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Clyde, the guy with
the tongue and the tattoo..?
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Wait, cliff.
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Listen to his LYRICS:
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"in the heart of darkness,
I look for the flame.
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"in the sound of the wind,
I listen for your name.
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I stop and discover
you're all things to me."
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That's lovely.
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It's lovely
because he said the words.
274
00:13:25,064 --> 00:13:27,398
Mr. Clyde says:
275
00:13:27,398 --> 00:13:35,064
( yelling at the
top of his lungs )
276
00:13:41,031 --> 00:13:44,998
Cliff, I'm now listening
to her Clyde albums
277
00:13:44,998 --> 00:13:48,498
and she's listening
to my miles Davis albums.
278
00:13:48,498 --> 00:13:52,831
Ah, now you like that,
don't you?
279
00:13:52,831 --> 00:13:54,664
Not his earlier recordings.
280
00:13:54,664 --> 00:13:56,664
I like his recent stuff.
281
00:13:56,664 --> 00:13:58,698
I wish he would sing.
282
00:14:01,464 --> 00:14:03,398
We're supposed
to be
283
00:14:03,398 --> 00:14:05,964
on a racquetball court
in five minutes.
284
00:14:05,964 --> 00:14:07,798
He's teaching me
how to play.
285
00:14:07,798 --> 00:14:10,164
It's nice to meet you.
286
00:14:10,164 --> 00:14:11,698
Let's go out sometime.
287
00:14:11,698 --> 00:14:13,464
Maybe a miles Davis concert.
288
00:14:13,464 --> 00:14:15,498
I'll ask him to sing.
289
00:14:15,498 --> 00:14:17,131
Oh, great!
290
00:14:17,131 --> 00:14:20,798
Do me a favor and start the car.
291
00:14:20,798 --> 00:14:23,298
I'll be out in a minute.
292
00:14:23,298 --> 00:14:24,731
Okay. Bye.
293
00:14:24,731 --> 00:14:25,998
Bye-Bye.
294
00:14:25,998 --> 00:14:29,398
Listen, I should have
warned you about her age
295
00:14:29,398 --> 00:14:33,031
but I wanted you
to meet her first.
296
00:14:33,031 --> 00:14:34,731
She's a lovely person.
297
00:14:34,731 --> 00:14:36,398
We wish you luck.
298
00:14:36,398 --> 00:14:37,398
That's great.
299
00:14:37,398 --> 00:14:38,431
Thank you, Clair.
300
00:14:38,431 --> 00:14:40,731
I love you both.
301
00:14:40,731 --> 00:14:42,131
Take care.
302
00:14:45,398 --> 00:14:47,398
How old is Mike?
303
00:14:47,398 --> 00:14:48,998
He's 53.
304
00:14:48,998 --> 00:14:52,064
How old do you
think she is?
305
00:14:52,064 --> 00:14:54,164
Under 53.
306
00:14:54,164 --> 00:14:55,998
I have to confess.
307
00:14:55,998 --> 00:14:58,664
The whole time they were here
308
00:14:58,664 --> 00:15:02,131
I kept looking for
something wrong with her--
309
00:15:02,131 --> 00:15:04,798
like maybe she
was a bubble-brain.
310
00:15:04,798 --> 00:15:06,131
She wasn't.
311
00:15:06,131 --> 00:15:09,264
She's intelligent,
and they look happy.
312
00:15:09,264 --> 00:15:10,564
Who?
313
00:15:10,564 --> 00:15:12,131
Mike Newcomb.
He just left.
314
00:15:12,131 --> 00:15:13,798
How is dr. Newcomb?
315
00:15:13,798 --> 00:15:16,464
He seems to be doing
pretty well.
316
00:15:16,464 --> 00:15:19,798
Dr. Newcomb is 53 years old
317
00:15:19,798 --> 00:15:22,931
and he's dating
a very young woman.
318
00:15:22,931 --> 00:15:24,098
How young?
319
00:15:24,098 --> 00:15:25,664
About your age.
320
00:15:25,664 --> 00:15:27,264
Really? Is it serious?
321
00:15:27,264 --> 00:15:28,898
They seem compatible.
322
00:15:28,898 --> 00:15:30,398
Good for him.
323
00:15:30,398 --> 00:15:34,631
Would you consider dating
a man that age?
324
00:15:34,631 --> 00:15:38,498
If I met someone I really liked,
age wouldn't matter.
325
00:15:38,498 --> 00:15:40,431
What you're saying is
326
00:15:40,431 --> 00:15:43,564
age has nothing to do
with Happiness?
327
00:15:43,564 --> 00:15:44,898
That's right.
328
00:15:44,898 --> 00:15:47,964
Let me give you an example.
329
00:15:47,964 --> 00:15:50,798
Suppose I died...
330
00:15:50,798 --> 00:15:55,831
and your mother came home
with a 19-year-old boy.
331
00:15:55,831 --> 00:15:56,731
Yeah?
332
00:15:56,731 --> 00:15:59,464
What do you mean, "Yeah?"
333
00:15:59,464 --> 00:16:06,398
I'm dead and you can't even
mourn for a tenth of a second?
334
00:16:06,398 --> 00:16:09,198
You're not dead.
You're sitting here.
335
00:16:09,198 --> 00:16:10,864
It's a hypothetical death.
336
00:16:10,864 --> 00:16:15,131
But you didn't even take time
for a hypothetical mourning.
337
00:16:15,131 --> 00:16:18,631
It's almost like
you wish I was dead.
338
00:16:18,631 --> 00:16:21,198
I don't want
you to die.
339
00:16:21,198 --> 00:16:22,264
You sure?
340
00:16:22,264 --> 00:16:23,331
Yes!
341
00:16:23,331 --> 00:16:24,798
What's the point?
342
00:16:24,798 --> 00:16:29,831
I'm dead, and you have me on
the sidewalk with the garbage.
343
00:16:29,831 --> 00:16:32,464
You're a wonderful
husband and father
344
00:16:32,464 --> 00:16:35,298
But you never get to the point.
345
00:16:35,298 --> 00:16:37,964
I'm trying to get to the point.
346
00:16:37,964 --> 00:16:39,298
Go ahead.
347
00:16:39,298 --> 00:16:40,731
If you die...
348
00:16:40,731 --> 00:16:42,631
never mind.
349
00:16:42,631 --> 00:16:44,131
Never mind what?
350
00:16:44,131 --> 00:16:45,131
Denise!
351
00:16:45,131 --> 00:16:46,298
Hey.
352
00:16:46,298 --> 00:16:48,631
Denise, my friend,
sit down.
353
00:16:48,631 --> 00:16:52,631
I want to ask you
a hypothetical question.
354
00:16:52,631 --> 00:16:53,831
Okay.
355
00:16:53,831 --> 00:16:56,831
All right.
Now, suppose I died...
356
00:16:56,831 --> 00:16:58,764
Yeah?
357
00:17:00,198 --> 00:17:03,164
Boy, this is a cold family.
358
00:17:04,298 --> 00:17:06,331
Hey, what's going on?
359
00:17:06,331 --> 00:17:08,164
We're having a discussion.
360
00:17:08,164 --> 00:17:09,531
Suppose dad died...
361
00:17:09,531 --> 00:17:11,764
it would really tear me up.
362
00:17:16,598 --> 00:17:17,864
My son.
363
00:17:17,864 --> 00:17:22,931
Tomorrow I'm taking you
out to buy you a car.
364
00:17:22,931 --> 00:17:24,698
That's not fair.
365
00:17:24,698 --> 00:17:27,531
You all answered
the question wrong.
366
00:17:42,231 --> 00:17:48,398
( noisy kiss )
367
00:17:48,398 --> 00:17:50,698
I thought it was
the 19-year-old.
368
00:17:58,898 --> 00:18:02,498
Clair, listen to that.
369
00:18:02,498 --> 00:18:03,931
What?
370
00:18:03,931 --> 00:18:06,431
The sound of our children
371
00:18:06,431 --> 00:18:10,564
playing at your
mother and Father's house.
372
00:18:10,564 --> 00:18:13,498
I've been thinking
about Mike and Nicki.
373
00:18:13,498 --> 00:18:15,798
They have a great relationship.
374
00:18:15,798 --> 00:18:19,831
It must be wonderful to have
new things to talk about.
375
00:18:19,831 --> 00:18:21,531
Like what?
376
00:18:21,531 --> 00:18:23,164
I don't know.
377
00:18:23,164 --> 00:18:28,198
All we ever talk about
are bills, report cards, work.
378
00:18:28,198 --> 00:18:31,031
We are dull
and Boring
379
00:18:31,031 --> 00:18:33,264
and beyond words.
380
00:18:33,264 --> 00:18:36,931
That's what
you think, huh?
381
00:18:36,931 --> 00:18:38,931
Don't you?
382
00:18:40,264 --> 00:18:41,764
Come here.
383
00:18:43,931 --> 00:18:47,931
I don't want you to say
another word
384
00:18:47,931 --> 00:18:50,764
because we are "Beyond Words."
385
00:18:50,764 --> 00:18:52,764
Sit down.
386
00:19:03,831 --> 00:19:14,664
( romantic jazz )
387
00:21:20,764 --> 00:21:25,531
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