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I'm sorry, but I couldn't
pass up this shot.
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Clair, there's something
on top of my body.
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I think it's alive.
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Go in the kitchen--
be quick about it.
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Get the giant spatula.
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How did you two
get into this position?
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I don't know.
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I know that earlier today
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Rudy and I had a disagreement
about a cookie
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and she became enraged,
and she attacked me
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and we fought
for hours
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until we passed out.
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I'm sorry I keep
coming home late
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But that case is finished.
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Things should return to normal.
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You know, Rudy never attacks
when you're home.
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Get her to bed,
but don't wake her.
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"don't wake her"?
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watch this.
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You're saying,
"don't wake up this child."
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This is the child
on the 4th of july
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we sat up front.
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They exploded $2 million worth
of firecrackers.
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She never budged.
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Brass band played
right in our faces.
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She never budged.
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We drove her home
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took all her clothes off
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put her in the bathtub,
gave her a bath.
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We did her nails
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and I think
we took out her appendix.
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No, you don't have
to worry about that.
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I'll put her to bed.
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You got a lovely dinner
waiting in the kitchen.
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You've made dinner
three nights in a row.
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And?
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Every meal
has been an adventure.
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And tonight
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I want you to get ready
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to visit
the island of Trinidad.
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⪠Tabooga âª
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⪠tabooga âª
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⪠tabooga âª
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Hey!
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⪠Tabooga âª
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Hi, Theo.
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How's it going?
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How come you're
making that sandwich?
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Didn't you
enjoy Trinidad?
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It was great.
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Dad's cooking
is delicious.
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I just wish he wouldn't
tell us what's in it.
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You know he likes
to experiment.
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Yesterday I had something
I really enjoyed
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until I found out
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it was possum back
in a bean curd sauce.
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What did he say
this is?
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I wouldn't let him
tell me.
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You still hungry?
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No. I just want to
eat something I know.
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What's in that sandwich?
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Peanut butter, Jelly,
liverwurst, anchovies
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and an onion for cleansing.
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( ring )
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Huxtable residence.
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Frank.
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No, I don't want a settlement.
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I think we have
a very good case.
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Aha.
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Hey.
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Hi, dad.
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What is that?
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Peanut butter, liverwurst,
mint jelly, anchovies
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and an onion for cleansing.
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Boy.
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Take that thing
up to your room and eat it.
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We're not allowed to.
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Yeah, But nobody will
know the difference.
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Thanks, dad.
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You promised
to take this to trial.
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I feel very strongly about this.
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If you have to drop the case
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please send the work
you've done so far to me.
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Thank you.
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⪠Tabooga âª
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⪠tabooga âª
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so who was that?
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That was Frank Simmons--
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the attorney who was
handling Sondra's case.
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Was handling the case.
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He wants my daughter
to settle out of court.
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We don't want to do that.
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The mechanic ripped her off.
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Somebody should nail
his hide to the wall.
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Settling out of court
is the easy way out.
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We're talking about
a guilty man.
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He's probably ripping
people off night and day.
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When's the trial?
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In three days.
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Sondra comes home tonight.
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So who's going
to handle the case?
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I can see by the flaring
of the nostrils...
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that this poor man-- mechanic--
Who ripped off Sondra huxtable
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is now going to face the wrath
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of Clair...
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ptoing! Toing!
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"Colt Kirby" Huxtable.
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I got a lot of work to do.
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Yeah.
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Oh, this is good.
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Yeah.
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What is it? Chicken?
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Uh-uh.
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Well, it's not Veal.
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No, no.
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Lamb.
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Wrong.
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See, I was in Bazar's,
and I saw this jar--
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it had green sauce.
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You know the international
gourmet restaurant?
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Mm-hmm.
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And it was
sliced turtles' feet
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and I said to myself
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I said, "Now, this is
very, very interesting."
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So I took...
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you want some crackers?
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No.
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Well, where you going?
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Upstairs to get some
of Theo's sandwich.
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Now, miss Huxtable
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would you please
tell the court
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what Mr. Wilson said
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after he examined
your engine for
the first time.
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I have the
perfect strategy
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for this
mechanic fellow.
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Let's forget about the trial
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and the three of us
go to his house and beat him up.
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Please take
Vanessa and Rudy
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to the museum
or somewhere?
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I have a feeling
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if they're around,
they'll disturb us.
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Thanks for
your help, daddy.
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Now, miss huxtable
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Let's start
from the beginning.
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Kindly tell the court
what Mr. Wilson said
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the first time
he saw your engine.
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He said it only had
1,000 miles left in it.
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Don't say "He."
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Say "Mr. Wilson"
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Because this tells the judge
we're showing respect
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to this guy
we're getting ready to nail.
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Mom, this is great.
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Rudy, come on.
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We're going to see
the dinosaurs.
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I don't want to.
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Why?
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'cause they're big and scary.
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They are not scary.
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Do you know I happened
to just go by the museum?
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I went in, and do you know
what the dinosaurs said to me?
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"Doctor huxtable,
where is Rudy today?"
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no, they didn't.
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What if we see something else
like the prehistoric man?
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Who's he?
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These are people
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that lived
thousands of centuries ago
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called cavemen.
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Were they afraid
of the dinosaurs?
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They used to keep them as pets.
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But they didn't stay long
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'cause people would take them
for a walk and never come back.
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Sometimes if the kid didn't go
to the museum with the parent
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They would say,
"Here, take this one."
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What are you
doing there?
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Are you doing
a science project?
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No.
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Now you're
a pirate.
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But they used to have
the brinosauromoreasises.
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Say that.
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Sinabrontomorisses.
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No, no. The
brontasaurmormafizznasisses.
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Bronta...
bronta...
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Mona...
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Yeah.
Sorna...
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sornamiss...
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missas...
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missasissis.
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Missasissis.
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That's
right.
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And they had
the plopasaurnamissasis
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and he talked like THIS:
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"Let's go to the museum."
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Okay.
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All finished, Dad.
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Well, thank you
for helping
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keep this place shipshape
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while your mother
works on Sondra's case.
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When you use navy words,
it means I have to start over.
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Let's put it
this way...
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see, dad, I had some problems
getting the sheets smooth.
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I understand
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because it looks like there's
somebody else underneath it.
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Don't be afraid of sheets.
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You see, you must not
be afraid of sheets.
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You move quickly,
take them down.
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Now look at that-- wrinkles.
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Put your hand like this.
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Don't be ashamed.
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Just bring them on out.
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Now you're cooking.
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Now, sheets.
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You want to snap the sheets.
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Snap, you understand?
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Snap!
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Snap!
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I'll give you a hand.
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That's it.
Snap it.
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Just keep working.
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Smooth-- that's it.
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You're doing that
on purpose!
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Now look, you
finish the bed.
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I'll be back
for you on tuesday.
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Rudy, you
missed a spot.
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No, no, no, no.
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This is not
what I'm talking about.
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We tried, but Rudy begged us
to let her mop.
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Denise, you're supposed
to swab the deck.
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Oh, no, he's using navy words.
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Daddy,
mopping's Theo's job.
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Theo's a deck above making beds.
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I make the beds.
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You've been promoted.
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Seaman Rudy huxtable.
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Aye, aye, sir.
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What is this?
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A mop, sir.
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And the proper way to mop,
since you all don't know
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is to dunk it into the water,
and then you bring it up.
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You look at it,
and then you don't wring it out.
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You gently ooze the water out.
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You don't put it down
and Move things like that.
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That's what Theo does.
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And that's why Theo
is making the beds.
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You take the mop,
you do it the navy way.
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You twirl it around-- blap!
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See how beautiful that is?
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Then you
thrust your hip forward.
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You shovel, throw it out,
then you turn and then you slap.
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Let that dirt know
that you're coming after it.
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So throw the hip forward,
Shovel, turn, slap!
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Shovel, turn, slap!
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Shovel, turn, slap!
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Shovel, turn, slap!
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Come on, do it.
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In unison:
Shovel, turn, slap!
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Shovel, turn, slap!
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Shovel, turn, slap!
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Shovel, turn, slap!
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Shovel, turn, slap!
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Shovel, turn, slap!
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Shovel, turn, slap!
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Shovel, turn, slap!
264
00:13:08,864 --> 00:13:10,964
Shovel, turn, slap!
265
00:13:10,964 --> 00:13:13,231
Shovel, turn, slap!
266
00:13:13,231 --> 00:13:15,764
Shovel, turn, slap!
267
00:13:19,331 --> 00:13:24,331
( impersonating Julia child )
And we grate the cheese.
268
00:13:24,331 --> 00:13:30,831
And you really don't have to
worry about cheese...
269
00:13:32,064 --> 00:13:33,698
aha!
270
00:13:33,698 --> 00:13:35,564
Come here.
271
00:13:35,564 --> 00:13:38,031
Just the person
I want to see.
272
00:13:38,031 --> 00:13:41,064
A little taste test here.
273
00:13:41,064 --> 00:13:42,931
I'll wait until dinner.
274
00:13:42,931 --> 00:13:44,098
Fine.
275
00:13:44,098 --> 00:13:45,231
Dinner!
276
00:13:46,464 --> 00:13:49,131
Come on down!
I know you're up there.
277
00:13:49,131 --> 00:13:50,631
Come on down!
278
00:13:52,131 --> 00:13:55,698
All right, come on.
279
00:13:55,698 --> 00:13:57,398
Are you hungry?
280
00:13:57,398 --> 00:13:58,431
In UNISON:
No.
281
00:13:58,431 --> 00:14:00,131
Good, sit down.
282
00:14:00,131 --> 00:14:01,964
I know you're hungry.
283
00:14:01,964 --> 00:14:03,264
All right.
284
00:14:03,264 --> 00:14:04,798
Step up
here.
285
00:14:04,798 --> 00:14:06,798
What is it tonight, dad?
286
00:14:06,798 --> 00:14:08,531
French? Italian?
Chinese?
287
00:14:08,531 --> 00:14:10,464
Right.
288
00:14:12,798 --> 00:14:14,931
Mmm, smells great.
289
00:14:14,931 --> 00:14:17,631
We know the
"Smells great" trick.
290
00:14:17,631 --> 00:14:20,098
In unison:
Eww.
291
00:14:20,098 --> 00:14:22,131
How can you
eat that?
292
00:14:22,131 --> 00:14:24,531
When you go away to college
293
00:14:24,531 --> 00:14:25,964
you'll eat anything home-cooked.
294
00:14:25,964 --> 00:14:27,164
Rudy!
295
00:14:32,298 --> 00:14:33,664
in UNISON:
Eww!
296
00:14:35,998 --> 00:14:37,264
What's that?
297
00:14:37,264 --> 00:14:38,931
Cow's tongue.
298
00:14:42,731 --> 00:14:44,864
I'm getting out of here.
299
00:14:44,864 --> 00:14:47,198
Wait, wait, wait.
300
00:14:47,198 --> 00:14:50,231
I'm just using this
for flavor.
301
00:14:50,231 --> 00:14:54,764
Good. I don't want to taste
anything that can taste me.
302
00:14:54,764 --> 00:14:57,364
Next he'll have bats
flying around here.
303
00:15:09,164 --> 00:15:10,931
What time is it?
304
00:15:10,931 --> 00:15:12,398
2:00.
305
00:15:12,398 --> 00:15:16,698
I love it when you practice law
in your pajamas.
306
00:15:16,698 --> 00:15:20,664
I wish I had more than
three days to prepare this.
307
00:15:20,664 --> 00:15:22,564
This man has been sued twice
308
00:15:22,564 --> 00:15:23,831
and has
gotten off.
309
00:15:23,831 --> 00:15:26,264
That was before
he faced Clair huxtable.
310
00:15:26,264 --> 00:15:30,231
Clair "Colt" Huxtable.
311
00:15:34,664 --> 00:15:36,798
Can I
come and watch?
312
00:15:36,798 --> 00:15:38,798
It's just a civil case.
313
00:15:38,798 --> 00:15:40,798
It won't be that exciting.
314
00:15:40,798 --> 00:15:41,964
Not exciting!?
315
00:15:41,964 --> 00:15:44,598
you're going after him
with both barrels.
316
00:15:44,598 --> 00:15:46,331
I'll be prepared.
317
00:15:46,331 --> 00:15:49,998
You sit there talking
with that cool attorney talk.
318
00:15:49,998 --> 00:15:54,698
Now tell me, just what is
in store for Mr. Wilson?
319
00:15:54,698 --> 00:15:59,098
Mr. Wilson is going to get
exactly what he's got coming.
320
00:15:59,098 --> 00:16:01,098
I like your style.
321
00:16:10,031 --> 00:16:14,031
Why don't you take
a little break?
322
00:16:14,031 --> 00:16:15,364
I can't.
323
00:16:21,031 --> 00:16:25,031
You've got a lot
of tension in you.
324
00:16:25,031 --> 00:16:26,964
I do not.
325
00:16:26,964 --> 00:16:30,031
I felt it
in your lips.
326
00:16:30,031 --> 00:16:33,798
I've really got
a lot of work to do here.
327
00:16:33,798 --> 00:16:36,798
Want me to
give you a back rub?
328
00:16:36,798 --> 00:16:40,864
No, I really have some things
to attend to here.
329
00:16:40,864 --> 00:16:42,298
Don't do that.
330
00:16:42,298 --> 00:16:44,298
Your back rubs
are lethal.
331
00:16:44,298 --> 00:16:47,231
If you rub my back,
I'll fall asleep.
332
00:16:47,231 --> 00:16:49,498
I'll give you
an arm rub.
333
00:16:49,498 --> 00:16:50,531
No.
334
00:16:50,531 --> 00:16:52,464
Want an elbow rub?
335
00:16:52,464 --> 00:16:53,631
Stop that.
336
00:16:55,764 --> 00:16:57,031
I'll tell you what.
337
00:16:57,031 --> 00:17:00,264
I'd love a back rub
when I'm finished.
338
00:17:06,031 --> 00:17:09,098
How long is all this
going to take?
339
00:17:09,098 --> 00:17:10,264
About an hour.
340
00:17:16,031 --> 00:17:19,598
I'll probably
fall Asleep by then.
341
00:17:19,598 --> 00:17:24,531
If you do, you die.
342
00:17:24,531 --> 00:17:27,098
I better stay awake.
343
00:17:34,864 --> 00:17:37,031
No, sir,
I never have.
344
00:17:37,031 --> 00:17:38,998
Thank you,
Mr. Wilson.
345
00:17:38,998 --> 00:17:40,964
No further questions,
your honor.
346
00:17:40,964 --> 00:17:42,231
Your witness,
counselor.
347
00:17:42,231 --> 00:17:44,498
Mr. Wilson, how long
have you been in business?
348
00:17:44,498 --> 00:17:45,998
Six years in may.
349
00:17:45,998 --> 00:17:47,964
Have you ever made
an unnecessary repair?
350
00:17:47,964 --> 00:17:49,131
Absolutely not.
351
00:17:49,131 --> 00:17:51,664
I'm an honest man.
I never cheat anyone.
352
00:17:51,664 --> 00:17:53,398
Just answer-- yes or no?
353
00:17:53,398 --> 00:17:54,364
No.
354
00:17:54,364 --> 00:17:56,764
You come to
a lot of these?
355
00:17:56,764 --> 00:17:58,231
Once in a while.
356
00:17:58,231 --> 00:18:00,131
I'm here every day.
357
00:18:00,131 --> 00:18:03,631
Are you aware that
in the past 18 months
358
00:18:03,631 --> 00:18:06,198
27 complaints have been
filed against you?
359
00:18:06,198 --> 00:18:09,598
Objection. Counsel is defaming
the character of my client.
360
00:18:09,598 --> 00:18:10,798
Objection overruled.
361
00:18:10,798 --> 00:18:13,764
People are always
griping about mechanics.
362
00:18:13,764 --> 00:18:17,098
You might say
we're a lot like lawyers.
363
00:18:17,098 --> 00:18:18,931
That's amusing, Mr. Wilson.
364
00:18:18,931 --> 00:18:21,931
He's going to pay
for that one.
365
00:18:23,864 --> 00:18:26,364
Want a bite
of my orange?
366
00:18:26,364 --> 00:18:27,998
No, thank you.
367
00:18:27,998 --> 00:18:29,998
I generally bring an apple
368
00:18:29,998 --> 00:18:33,998
but the clerk says
I make too much noise.
369
00:18:33,998 --> 00:18:35,498
Mr. Wilson
370
00:18:35,498 --> 00:18:38,098
what percentage of your business
involves engine replacement?
371
00:18:38,098 --> 00:18:40,631
I guess 20... 25 percent.
372
00:18:40,631 --> 00:18:43,198
She's setting him up.
373
00:18:45,131 --> 00:18:46,464
In six years
374
00:18:46,464 --> 00:18:49,864
one-fourth of your customers
had an engine removed.
375
00:18:49,864 --> 00:18:52,364
You must have storage problems.
376
00:18:52,364 --> 00:18:54,498
We keep some of them
377
00:18:54,498 --> 00:18:57,764
and others go to
the junk dealers.
378
00:18:57,764 --> 00:19:00,764
She just drew blood.
379
00:19:00,764 --> 00:19:03,164
I hear you.
380
00:19:03,164 --> 00:19:08,231
You replaced the plaintiff's
old engine with a rebuilt engine
381
00:19:08,231 --> 00:19:11,598
purchased from
olympus engine company.
382
00:19:11,598 --> 00:19:13,064
This invoice states
383
00:19:13,064 --> 00:19:17,431
that the serial number on the
rebuilt engine is rn7294938.
384
00:19:17,431 --> 00:19:18,431
Is that correct?
385
00:19:18,431 --> 00:19:21,164
If that's what it says.
386
00:19:21,164 --> 00:19:24,598
I'd like to submit this invoice
as exhibit a.
387
00:19:24,598 --> 00:19:25,998
She's sharp.
388
00:19:25,998 --> 00:19:27,998
Not bad looking, either.
389
00:19:29,631 --> 00:19:32,864
Where do you find
the engine serial number?
390
00:19:32,864 --> 00:19:36,164
On a metal sticker
riveted onto the engine block.
391
00:19:36,164 --> 00:19:38,164
She's going in
for the kill.
392
00:19:38,164 --> 00:19:39,431
It's in the bag.
393
00:19:39,431 --> 00:19:41,098
Is this an engine sticker?
394
00:19:41,098 --> 00:19:42,198
Yeah.
395
00:19:42,198 --> 00:19:43,664
When I removed this
396
00:19:43,664 --> 00:19:47,631
from the rebuilt engine you
placed in Miss huxtable's car
397
00:19:47,631 --> 00:19:50,164
I found another
serial number underneath
398
00:19:50,164 --> 00:19:53,398
that was imprinted
on the engine itself.
399
00:19:53,398 --> 00:19:55,764
That second
number matches
400
00:19:55,764 --> 00:19:59,198
the one on the car's
original bill of sale.
401
00:19:59,198 --> 00:20:01,564
Mr. Wilson has charged
miss huxtable
402
00:20:01,564 --> 00:20:04,564
for an engine
he never replaced.
403
00:20:04,564 --> 00:20:08,064
Your honor, can I take
a five-minute break here?
404
00:20:08,064 --> 00:20:10,798
You can't ask
for a recess.
405
00:20:10,798 --> 00:20:13,564
Defense requests
a 15-minute recess.
406
00:20:13,564 --> 00:20:17,531
This court stands recessed
for 15 minutes.
407
00:20:17,531 --> 00:20:19,398
What does
this mean?
408
00:20:19,398 --> 00:20:21,798
It means we're
about to win.
409
00:20:21,798 --> 00:20:24,864
That's some
kind of woman, man.
410
00:20:24,864 --> 00:20:28,164
I think I'm going to
ask her out.
411
00:20:29,164 --> 00:20:30,598
I don't know, man.
412
00:20:30,598 --> 00:20:33,164
She probably has
a big boyfriend.
413
00:20:33,164 --> 00:20:34,664
I can't help myself.
414
00:20:34,664 --> 00:20:37,198
I'm going to
ask her anyway.
415
00:20:39,998 --> 00:20:41,298
Pardon me?
416
00:20:42,564 --> 00:20:46,031
I really enjoyed
the way you handled that case.
417
00:20:46,031 --> 00:20:47,431
Thank you.
418
00:20:47,431 --> 00:20:49,431
When did you graduate
from law school?
419
00:20:49,431 --> 00:20:50,698
Last year.
420
00:20:50,698 --> 00:20:52,898
Do you have a boyfriend?
421
00:20:52,898 --> 00:20:54,598
No.
422
00:20:54,598 --> 00:20:56,331
Would you like one?
423
00:20:57,631 --> 00:20:59,631
If the right guy comes along.
424
00:20:59,631 --> 00:21:02,364
Would you have coffee with me?
425
00:21:02,364 --> 00:21:03,631
Okay.
426
00:21:03,631 --> 00:21:06,631
Then maybe after coffee
We could get married.
427
00:21:06,631 --> 00:21:09,098
Okay.
428
00:21:25,298 --> 00:21:28,898
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