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hi.
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Hi.
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Is this your
science project?
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The solar system--
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the nine planets, including
saturn with its rings.
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And if that isn't enough,
check this out.
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It's pretty good.
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Pretty good?
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Yeah. When's it due?
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Why do you ask?
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You should make each planet
revolve separately.
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If this was
a real solar system
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you would have had
a four-planet collision.
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Denise, this is
a great science project.
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It's as good as
anything I've ever done
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and I always get "a's."
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You're in an advanced class now.
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How much time
did you put into this?
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Four nights.
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When were you given
the assignment?
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A month and a half.
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I'm not saying It's not good,
I'm just saying I don't know.
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Bye, Denise. Thanks.
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Theo, you almost done?
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No.
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When you're finished,
wash your bowl
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because I'm getting ready
to start this load.
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Finished.
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Oh, no. It's broken.
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Are you sure?
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Quick, let's wash these dishes.
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If your father finds out
this thing is broken
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he'll get that tool kit
and try to fix it.
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And then he'll
have me help him.
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Remember the refrigerator?
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First, a teeny little
light wouldn't come on.
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Four days later
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Nothing worked
except the door handle.
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He kept saying,
"I almost have it."
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Good morning.
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Mom, you know,
cleanup is so much easier
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by Using modern appliances.
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This isn't full enough.
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Rather than wasting energy,
we'll start it after dinner.
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Good idea.
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See you, dad.
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It's broken, isn't it?
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Cliff, I'll call the repairman.
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You'll do no such thing.
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I can fix that,
and it's cheaper.
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You call the repairman,
what does he do?
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He comes here, charges us $35
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to tell us that the part
that's needed to make it run
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is somewhere on a mountaintop
in minnesota.
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Dad...
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when you
fix it
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we pay the repairman anyway.
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We?
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Since when did you become
"We" For paying bills?
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You do remember
the refrigerator?
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I almost had it.
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I almost had it, dear,
and you kept pressuring me.
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Because we'd eaten
out of cans for three days.
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I have to get to school.
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What are you going to do
after school?
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Does it matter?
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My son, the repairman's helper.
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Leave me alone, Rudy.
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Let me carry Morris.
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It's not Morris, it's Mars,
and you can't have it.
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Please?
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When you carried it before,
you bounced it.
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Because before It was Mars,
it was my ball.
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Look at it this way, Rudy.
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You're making a contribution
to science.
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Okay.
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When can I have it back?
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After the fair.
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Okay.
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Okay.
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( whack )
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Ooh.
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Dad.
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Huh?
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You like my science
project, don't you?
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Do I like it?
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I love it.
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Clair, look at this.
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Is this
fantastic?
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It's fantastic.
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And on top of that, Clair,
the piece de RESISTANCE:
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We have a nine-page report
on the solar system.
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Stand over here, genius of mine
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because the brain power
comes from the huxtable side.
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Fire away.
Ask a question.
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Go ahead.
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What is the atmosphere like
on the planet saturn?
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Read on.
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"the atmosphere on saturn
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"is composed of methane
and molecular hydrogen.
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"The average temperature
is 350 degrees below zero
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and the wind velocity
is 700 miles per hour."
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I'm very impressed.
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Cliff:
Yes, indeed.
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( doorbell )
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That's Janet.
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Yes, ma'am.
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I'll get a box to put this in.
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Hello.
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Hi, Dr. Huxtable.
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Um...
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don't I know you?
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Did we double-date together
somewhere?
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No.
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Well, who are you?
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Janet meiser.
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You're my daughter's
giggling partner.
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I have all your albums.
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Yes.
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What do you want?
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My parents are waiting outside.
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Is Vanessa ready?
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She's getting
her science project.
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Don't tell me
what she did.
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We swore to secrecy
until the science fair.
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Hi, mrs. Huxtable.
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Hi, Janet.
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How are you?
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Fine.
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Are you nervous?
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A little.
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I was putting
my project together
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until the last minute.
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I finished mine two days ago.
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Wow. I bet it's good.
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Vanessa built
a life-size space shuttle.
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She did?
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Yeah.
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Have your folks got
a trailer outside?
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Dad...
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he's kidding.
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Bye, mom.
Bye, dad.
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Wish me luck.
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The Winner
gets a trophy.
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I got a space right here for it.
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Thank you.
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Bye, Vanessa.
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Cliff, that really
was not necessary.
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What?
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School is competitive.
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Don't put extra pressure on her.
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There's nothing wrong
with competition.
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I don't want Vanessa
to get carried away
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like somebody I know.
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Are you talking about me?
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Yes, I am.
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Now, let's take the way
you play "Monopoly."
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What has "Monopoly"
Got to do with Science?
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I'm talking about the way
you handle competition.
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To most people,
"Monopoly" is a game.
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You use "Monopoly"
To crush your challengers.
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If somebody gets
a "go to jail" Card
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you applaud.
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That's right.
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That's right.
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If somebody
lands on your property
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you make cash register sounds.
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Ch-zing.
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Ch-zing.
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That's right.
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When you win
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you pile your money on the floor
and roll in it.
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You are the worst.
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Now I know
what you're talking about.
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This has nothing to do
with science.
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You're still warm about
the "Monopoly" Game we played
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and I had
"Boardwalk"
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And you rolled the dice
and landed on my "Boardwalk"
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And I had about 5,000 hotels
and 600 houses
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and you only had $30.
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And I told you to pay up,
and you said:
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"But I'm your wife!"
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and you better pay.
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Well, who's going
to set up first?
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Okay, I guess I will.
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Wow!
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Where did you
get those?
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I made them.
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You did?
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I wasn't sure
I'd be able to
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but as I learned,
I got into it.
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Do they do anything?
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Just this.
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This one is different.
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I added a sound command.
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Did your father help you?
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No.
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You made those by Yourself?
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Uh-huh.
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Wow.
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What's your project?
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The solar system.
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I did that in
the third grade.
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Had all
the planets
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the 16 moons
around jupiter
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and a flaming
asteroid.
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It's nothing compared to
what's under that sheet.
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Leon, tell us
what it is.
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Promise not
to tell anyone?
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Promise.
Promise.
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I made a working tornado.
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Wow.
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Tornadoes aren't hard.
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You just put
a low-pressure,
warm air system
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Under a high-pressure,
cold air system.
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Mine destroys
a miniature farm community.
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Wow!
Wow!
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What's your project,
Janet?
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Robotics.
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Can I see?
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Sure.
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Um, Mr. Robertson?
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Could I wait until Monday
to set up my project?
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Why?
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I'd like to work on it more.
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I'm sorry, but we're
judging in half an hour.
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Get yourself ready.
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Theo:
I'm home, dad!
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Hey, dad.
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What time do you
get out of school?
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3:00.
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It's already 3:15!
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I asked you to come here as
soon as you get out of school.
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Sorry, dad.
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So how's it going?
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( mocking THEO: )
So how's it going?
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Just fine-- I fixed it.
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Dad...
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is it really fixed?
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Hi, dad.
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Frick and frack.
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How are you?
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What happened?
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Life's been too easy for me.
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I want to talk about
the science fair.
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Who won?
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Leon Haywood.
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His project was great.
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He had this tornado
in a tube
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and he kept throwing little
cows and tractors into it.
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And they spin up to the top
and fly out.
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How did you do?
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Janet came in third.
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I'm happy for you.
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Third place,
all right.
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And number two...
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number four...
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not me, dad.
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What were you?
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Fourteenth.
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Fourteenth?
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But her project
was really great.
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Get them next time!
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Right, Dad.
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Okay.
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Vanessa...
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Yeah?
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I'm sorry you came in 14th.
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Well...
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I'm sorry I came in third.
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You don't have
to apologize
273
00:12:17,598 --> 00:12:20,398
because you had
someone help you.
274
00:12:20,398 --> 00:12:22,131
Nobody helped me.
275
00:12:22,131 --> 00:12:25,864
Your father's an engineer--
he must have helped you.
276
00:12:25,864 --> 00:12:28,031
I worked hard on my project.
277
00:12:28,031 --> 00:12:29,431
Nobody helped me.
278
00:12:30,731 --> 00:12:32,464
Don't you believe me?
279
00:12:32,464 --> 00:12:33,931
If you say so.
280
00:12:37,198 --> 00:12:40,064
So what do you
want to do now?
281
00:12:40,064 --> 00:12:41,831
Nothing.
282
00:12:43,198 --> 00:12:48,298
No, you don't understand--
I don't need a repairman.
283
00:12:48,298 --> 00:12:52,198
The machine is past repairman.
284
00:12:53,431 --> 00:12:57,198
What I'm asking for
is if you have a machine
285
00:12:57,198 --> 00:13:01,764
that's the same model
as the one that I had.
286
00:13:01,764 --> 00:13:03,798
You do.
287
00:13:03,798 --> 00:13:05,764
Can you get a man here
288
00:13:05,764 --> 00:13:10,564
to put it in before 5:30--
before my wife gets home?
289
00:13:10,564 --> 00:13:13,631
Yes, I want to
give her a present.
290
00:13:13,631 --> 00:13:14,964
You can?
291
00:13:14,964 --> 00:13:16,498
Oh, you're great.
292
00:13:16,498 --> 00:13:17,731
Thank you.
293
00:13:18,731 --> 00:13:20,164
Dr. Huxtable?
294
00:13:20,164 --> 00:13:22,498
Mrs. Wizard!
295
00:13:22,498 --> 00:13:25,164
I think I want
to go home.
296
00:13:25,164 --> 00:13:27,731
You think you
want to go home?
297
00:13:27,731 --> 00:13:29,698
Yes.
Could you take me?
298
00:13:29,698 --> 00:13:31,531
You really want to go?
299
00:13:31,531 --> 00:13:33,464
I really want to.
300
00:13:34,664 --> 00:13:35,898
Well, yeah.
301
00:13:35,898 --> 00:13:39,764
I'll go get my keys,
then I'll take you home.
302
00:13:39,764 --> 00:13:41,631
Thank you, Dr. Huxtable.
303
00:13:41,631 --> 00:13:42,631
Okay.
304
00:13:51,264 --> 00:13:53,131
( knocking )
305
00:13:53,131 --> 00:13:54,131
Who is it?
306
00:13:54,131 --> 00:13:55,531
It's dad.
307
00:13:55,531 --> 00:13:57,098
Come in.
308
00:13:58,131 --> 00:13:59,731
Hi, Dad.
309
00:13:59,731 --> 00:14:01,064
Hi.
310
00:14:04,664 --> 00:14:06,364
Everything okay?
311
00:14:06,364 --> 00:14:07,531
Yes, dad.
312
00:14:07,531 --> 00:14:10,498
Janet wants me to take her home.
313
00:14:10,498 --> 00:14:12,264
That's a short visit.
314
00:14:12,264 --> 00:14:13,431
Yes, dad.
315
00:14:13,431 --> 00:14:14,464
What's happening?
316
00:14:14,464 --> 00:14:16,164
N...
317
00:14:16,164 --> 00:14:21,364
ever since she won third prize,
she's been impossible.
318
00:14:21,364 --> 00:14:24,764
She only won it just
a couple minutes ago.
319
00:14:24,764 --> 00:14:28,631
She won't admit it,
but her dad helped her.
320
00:14:28,631 --> 00:14:30,998
Did you ask her about it?
321
00:14:30,998 --> 00:14:32,098
Yes.
322
00:14:32,098 --> 00:14:33,598
What did she say?
323
00:14:33,598 --> 00:14:35,564
She said he didn't.
324
00:14:35,564 --> 00:14:37,731
And do you believe her?
325
00:14:37,731 --> 00:14:42,464
Every time I sat down to work,
Rudy was always bothering me.
326
00:14:42,464 --> 00:14:46,331
I asked mom if I could work
at the kitchen table
327
00:14:46,331 --> 00:14:48,498
and she said no.
328
00:14:48,498 --> 00:14:52,298
I don't even think
Mr. Robertson likes me.
329
00:14:53,331 --> 00:14:55,498
Are you finished?
330
00:14:56,998 --> 00:15:02,098
And you only gave me $10
to do my project.
331
00:15:02,098 --> 00:15:08,464
So a whole lot of people
ruined this project for you?
332
00:15:08,464 --> 00:15:10,598
Look at me.
333
00:15:10,598 --> 00:15:13,731
You know there's two people
in this room
334
00:15:13,731 --> 00:15:16,864
who really
know better than that, don't we?
335
00:15:16,864 --> 00:15:17,931
Come here.
336
00:15:17,931 --> 00:15:18,998
Come on, now.
337
00:15:18,998 --> 00:15:23,098
Come over here.
338
00:15:23,098 --> 00:15:26,398
You tell me,
what is the real problem now?
339
00:15:26,398 --> 00:15:30,398
Dad, I thought what I did
was good enough
340
00:15:30,398 --> 00:15:34,498
but when I saw
what those other kids did
341
00:15:34,498 --> 00:15:36,198
I knew I could have
done a lot more.
342
00:15:36,198 --> 00:15:37,531
How much more?
343
00:15:37,531 --> 00:15:39,531
A lot more.
344
00:15:39,531 --> 00:15:41,664
Why didn't you?
345
00:15:41,664 --> 00:15:42,731
I don't know.
346
00:15:42,731 --> 00:15:44,698
"I don't know."
347
00:15:44,698 --> 00:15:47,798
Come on, level with me.
348
00:15:47,798 --> 00:15:50,964
I guess I just didn't
work hard enough.
349
00:15:50,964 --> 00:15:53,564
Is that class too fast for you?
350
00:15:53,564 --> 00:15:54,531
No.
351
00:15:54,531 --> 00:15:57,598
Do they ask too much of you?
352
00:15:57,598 --> 00:15:58,731
Uh-uh.
353
00:15:58,731 --> 00:16:01,398
How much more
could you have done?
354
00:16:01,398 --> 00:16:04,231
I could have done 75% more.
355
00:16:04,231 --> 00:16:05,731
Denise was right.
356
00:16:05,731 --> 00:16:09,798
I should have made each planet
rotate by itself.
357
00:16:09,798 --> 00:16:11,231
Mm-hmm.
358
00:16:11,231 --> 00:16:15,164
I should have put moons
around Mars and jupiter.
359
00:16:15,164 --> 00:16:18,931
I should have put comets
and satellites.
360
00:16:18,931 --> 00:16:21,964
I could have put
the starship enterprise.
361
00:16:24,698 --> 00:16:28,864
Okay, that's my girl.
362
00:16:28,864 --> 00:16:29,864
Dad?
363
00:16:29,864 --> 00:16:30,864
Yeah?
364
00:16:30,864 --> 00:16:33,098
Could I borrow $20?
365
00:16:33,098 --> 00:16:36,831
Why? Do you want to
run away from home?
366
00:16:36,831 --> 00:16:40,498
No, I want to finish
my science project.
367
00:16:40,498 --> 00:16:44,098
The competition
is over, honey.
368
00:16:44,098 --> 00:16:45,398
I know.
369
00:16:45,398 --> 00:16:50,198
You want to do it
to show Mr. Robertson, right?
370
00:16:50,198 --> 00:16:51,898
No.
371
00:16:51,898 --> 00:16:55,031
You want to do it
to show dad.
372
00:16:55,031 --> 00:16:56,631
No.
373
00:16:56,631 --> 00:17:00,931
I want to do it for me.
374
00:17:00,931 --> 00:17:02,398
That's my girl.
375
00:17:02,398 --> 00:17:03,398
Dad...
376
00:17:03,398 --> 00:17:04,564
hmm?
377
00:17:04,564 --> 00:17:06,064
I can't breathe.
378
00:17:06,064 --> 00:17:12,098
You have to understand, dear,
that love hurts sometimes.
379
00:17:12,098 --> 00:17:15,064
Janet is downstairs.
380
00:17:15,064 --> 00:17:18,564
Do you want me to take her home?
381
00:17:18,564 --> 00:17:19,831
No.
382
00:17:19,831 --> 00:17:21,098
Okay.
383
00:17:21,098 --> 00:17:23,064
Can she stay for dinner?
384
00:17:23,064 --> 00:17:25,664
Did her father help her?
385
00:17:25,664 --> 00:17:27,098
No.
386
00:17:27,098 --> 00:17:29,098
We'll go out for pizza.
387
00:17:29,098 --> 00:17:31,331
Can I have your crust?
388
00:17:31,331 --> 00:17:32,831
You're pushing it.
389
00:17:43,364 --> 00:17:46,731
Dad, Vanessa said
we're all going out for pizza.
390
00:17:46,731 --> 00:17:47,798
Yeah.
391
00:17:47,798 --> 00:17:49,398
Can I stay home?
392
00:17:49,398 --> 00:17:52,931
You've only missed pizza
When your tonsils were removed.
393
00:17:52,931 --> 00:17:57,131
Whenever Vanessa and Janet
come along, they make fun of me.
394
00:17:57,131 --> 00:17:59,598
That's because you're funny.
395
00:18:01,131 --> 00:18:04,031
Listen, when the pizza comes,
everybody waits except you.
396
00:18:04,031 --> 00:18:08,031
And we all say the same thing:
"Please, it's hot."
397
00:18:08,031 --> 00:18:10,031
You say, "I don't care."
398
00:18:10,031 --> 00:18:13,431
You reach in, grab the slice,
pull it up.
399
00:18:13,431 --> 00:18:16,664
The cheese is still
clinging to the thing.
400
00:18:16,664 --> 00:18:19,164
It's got a long line of it.
401
00:18:19,164 --> 00:18:22,631
You turn, open up your mouth
and you bite down.
402
00:18:22,631 --> 00:18:25,398
The heat is coming out
of your mouth.
403
00:18:25,398 --> 00:18:29,131
Then you say,
"Har... la... har... "
404
00:18:29,131 --> 00:18:31,164
Then you pull it away.
405
00:18:31,164 --> 00:18:33,664
There's cheese coming
from the pizza.
406
00:18:33,664 --> 00:18:35,664
There's cheese down here.
407
00:18:35,664 --> 00:18:37,831
And then you grab anything.
408
00:18:37,831 --> 00:18:40,298
Remember when you
grabbed that cup
409
00:18:40,298 --> 00:18:44,464
and it belonged to people
that had just left the table
410
00:18:44,464 --> 00:18:46,998
and it had
cigarette Butts in it?
411
00:18:46,998 --> 00:18:48,264
You drank it!
412
00:18:48,264 --> 00:18:50,398
I'll get my coat, Dad.
413
00:18:50,398 --> 00:18:52,731
Yeah.
414
00:18:52,731 --> 00:18:54,031
We're ready.
415
00:18:54,031 --> 00:18:56,631
Thanks for
inviting me to dinner.
416
00:18:56,631 --> 00:19:00,164
Don't thank me, you're buying.
417
00:19:00,164 --> 00:19:01,531
( giggling )
418
00:19:01,531 --> 00:19:02,898
He he he he.
419
00:19:02,898 --> 00:19:05,431
Do you have money, young lady?
420
00:19:05,431 --> 00:19:06,531
No.
421
00:19:06,531 --> 00:19:08,031
Credit cards?
422
00:19:08,031 --> 00:19:09,464
No.
423
00:19:09,464 --> 00:19:12,031
You go upstairs
and get your sister.
424
00:19:12,031 --> 00:19:14,198
And you go get the car.
425
00:19:15,798 --> 00:19:18,098
Ho ha ho ha.
426
00:19:20,731 --> 00:19:21,931
Hey.
427
00:19:21,931 --> 00:19:23,464
Hi.
428
00:19:23,464 --> 00:19:28,364
Don't take your coat off because
we're going out for pizza now.
429
00:19:28,364 --> 00:19:29,531
Okay.
430
00:19:29,531 --> 00:19:31,131
Where are you going?
431
00:19:31,131 --> 00:19:32,498
To the kitchen.
432
00:19:32,498 --> 00:19:33,631
What for?
433
00:19:33,631 --> 00:19:35,364
A glass of juice.
434
00:19:35,364 --> 00:19:37,664
They sell juice
in the restaurant.
435
00:19:37,664 --> 00:19:40,964
How did Vanessa make out
in her science fair?
436
00:19:40,964 --> 00:19:43,764
She came in 14th.
437
00:19:43,764 --> 00:19:47,831
I asked her
if she was in over her head.
438
00:19:47,831 --> 00:19:48,998
She said no.
439
00:19:48,998 --> 00:19:51,198
She asked me for $20
440
00:19:51,198 --> 00:19:55,564
so she could go back and
do the project all over again.
441
00:19:55,564 --> 00:19:57,964
She is not in over her head.
442
00:19:57,964 --> 00:20:00,998
Very good.
443
00:20:00,998 --> 00:20:01,998
Ah...
444
00:20:06,564 --> 00:20:09,331
now if we could
just do something
445
00:20:09,331 --> 00:20:11,931
about the other child
in the family
446
00:20:11,931 --> 00:20:15,731
who is in over his head,
but refuses to admit it.
447
00:20:15,731 --> 00:20:18,998
Tell me Theo's problem
and I'll help.
448
00:20:18,998 --> 00:20:22,131
Theo is not the child
I'm referring to.
449
00:20:22,131 --> 00:20:25,531
The child I'm speaking of
wears an engineer's cap
450
00:20:25,531 --> 00:20:29,598
coveralls, has a toolbox
and has never fixed anything.
451
00:20:29,598 --> 00:20:32,598
Go straight up
to your room
452
00:20:32,598 --> 00:20:35,464
and Vanessa will
talk with you
453
00:20:35,464 --> 00:20:38,631
about being in
over your head.
454
00:20:40,031 --> 00:20:42,864
Can I have some pizza first?
455
00:20:42,864 --> 00:20:45,998
Only if you promise
never, ever again
456
00:20:45,998 --> 00:20:51,598
as long as we both shall live,
to try to fix anything.
457
00:20:54,264 --> 00:20:55,631
I...
458
00:20:55,631 --> 00:20:57,264
promise...
459
00:20:57,264 --> 00:21:05,564
not to ever try to fix
anything in This house again.
460
00:21:09,331 --> 00:21:15,798
I promise not to try to fix
anything in This house again.
461
00:21:17,331 --> 00:21:18,498
I...
462
00:21:25,231 --> 00:21:31,164
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