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You know how they say when
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you find your bliss is when the
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money starts rolling in?
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Mine is so amazing, man. It
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takes us beyond our petty egos,
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beyond language and unifies us.
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Either pay your share of the
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rent by sundown or you can sleep
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on the beach with all the other
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freaks.
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[Gasp]
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Daddy, my stomach! It hurts
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so much!
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It's an intestinal condition,
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resulting from the consumption
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of... hair.
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What?!
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Annie, how did this happen?
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I just pull it out. That's
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all.
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Dixie, is that you? Oh, you
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look fantastic as a brunette.
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No, i'm Teddy. Teddy row.
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I need you to stay still Mrs.
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Reinhold.
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[Gagging]
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We eloped 2 days ago.
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Is this a joke?
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Just spit it out. You don't
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like her? I don't care.
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I just hope you didn't put
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any of your stuff in her name.
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Maybe it's better you weren't
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there. Make sure she can't touch
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your money would have been a
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lousy toast. I am doubling my
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life insurance policy. I'm
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making Connor and Annie sole
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beneficiaries.
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What if Annie stayed with us
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for a couple of months? Heck,
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Connor can come out too.
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I have worked too hard to
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leave my family with nothing.
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You're up early. It's almost
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11:00.
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Do we have any coffee?
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Mm-hmm.
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I saved you some of the paper.
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It's the "help wanted" section.
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About time you got a real job.
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What's this?
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It's $850 or as you and
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Christian like to call it,
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"rent." I have a real job.
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That's 2 months in a row i've
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made now.
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Oh, wait a second. Did I hear
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you say you're paying the rent
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without another threat of
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homelessness. Give me a look at
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this stuff. Hmm. Smell likes
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real money. Looks like real
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money. What do you think?
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Of course it's real. And
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here. Here's a little extra.
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Why don't you get some real
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coffee around here from now on?
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This stuff sucks.
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Where'd you get all this
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money?
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Where do you think?
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From practicing my craft.
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Craft? You mean miming
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that's right?
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I heard about you! The mime!
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Robbing people.
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[Alarm bell ringing]
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You don't scare me!
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[Gasp]
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Let me get this straight.
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People actually pay to see you
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perform.
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Yeah. Mimes are back,
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Christian in a big way. Thanks
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to you two all the greats are
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being rediscovered... Marcel
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marceau, shields and yarnell.
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I'm just carrying on the
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tradition.
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Well, you must be pretty good
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if you're getting paid like
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this.
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I am. I make enough to pay my
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rent and support my child.
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Please let me see her on
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Saturday. I was going to take
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her to the pier.
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Forget it dead beat dad.
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You know, you are 5 months
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behind on your child support.
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I'm working my fingers to the
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bone to pay for her childcare.
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No. I'm sorry, I pay for
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everything. So, you consider
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this your last visit until you
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pay up.
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Here. I'll pick her up at
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9:00 A.M. you make sure she's
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ready. Am I clear?
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Where did you get this cash?
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We should come see you
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perform.
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That's a good idea. You just
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stand on the venice boardwalk,
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right?
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You don't have to do that.
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We're proud of you, Matt.
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I mean it seems like you finally
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found something you really like
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doing.
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And you're making money,
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which i'm very impressed with.
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Even if you are a clown.
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Mimes aren't clowns.
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I'm an artist.
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Mmm.
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We just want to show our
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support. You know, we can come
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down, all get lunch together.
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And make a day of it.
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Look, I don't want you to.
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Ok? Look, you guys have never
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supported me. Not once. I don't
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need you to start now. I mean,
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really man. Isn't the money
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enough?
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♫ Make me,
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the perfect soul
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a perfect mind,
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a perfect face,
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a perfect
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lie ♫
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They've expired. It's a
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waste. We don't need this much
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Lidocaine, all right. We should
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just cut back until things
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pick up.
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We just cut back on the
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epinephrine and the atropine.
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I don't want to risk not having
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what we need in case of an
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emergency. What about the
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pre-filled syringes...
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outdated. All of it, ok? It's
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money just thrown away. I mean,
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maybe with the rent going up on
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the Malibu house, we should just
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do surgeries there. We'd save a
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bundle.
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You know, I should just tell
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you. Teddy's place sold.
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And we made an offer on a really
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great place we saw. Santa Monica
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adjacent.
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Well, that's great.
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I mean, i'm fine. I'll be fine.
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You know. I'm not gonna let rent
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get in the way of you moving on
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with your life. I think it's
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great.
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Whoo. I gotta go.
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So, when's connor's flight
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get in?
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Uh, 11:10.
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I can't wait for Teddy to meet
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the little guy.
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You know, she's really excited
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about becoming a part of this
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whole new family.
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I guess that doesn't include
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me because she doesn't give a
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shit about getting to know me.
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You just have to give it a
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little time. You guys got off to
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a rocky start. You didn't like
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her from the beginning.
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You know Teddy is planning a
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little family brunch to welcome
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Connor to L.A. why don't you
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come?
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You know, maybe later. She
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should... she should get to know
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the kids first.
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♫ Got some bad news
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this morning,
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which in turn made my day,
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when this someone spoke... ♫
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One more.
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Bad day, doc?
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Bad year.
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Don't mean to make it any
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worse. But, uh, you need to
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close out your tab. It's been a
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couple of months now. Boss has
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been on me about it.
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When's the boss gonna get
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some new talent around here?
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I mean, these old whores are
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getting tired.
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Couple of new girls on a
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break right now. One of 'em is
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kinda skinny. But the other
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one... right up your alley.
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A huge talent. Juggernaut
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talent, truthfully.
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What's her name?
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Jenny. Jenny juggs.
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Well, why don't you run along
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and tell Jenny juggs to brush
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her teeth and meet me in the
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v.i.p. Room.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll pay the
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tab before I go.
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Mmm.
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Ahh. No touching.
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No touching. No, no.
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You like my boobies?
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Yeah.
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You do don't you.
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'Cause you're a very nasty
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little boy.
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Just a little feel? I mean,
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I gotta see if those babies are
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real, huh? Huh?
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Did you hear me? This is not
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the goddamn farmers market, you
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pervert. You can't go squeezing
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the melons.
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Get the hell off me. This is
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bullshit. Freak. I'm not paying
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for this.
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I'm not a hooker. I'm a
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performer.
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You got some delusions of
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grandma sister!
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Shh. I'm sorry. I'm very
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sorry. Ok? This is my first day.
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I'm a little defensive. Ok? I'll
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be nice. I'm sorry. Ok?
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I'll let you touch 'em. You want
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to touch 'em?
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You know what, sweetcheeks?
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I'm over it. But my name's Dr.
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Christian Troy. I'm a plastic
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surgeon. You should call me, all
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right. So I can do something
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with these gravity bags.
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They must be killing your back.
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I deserved that. Ok.
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I totally deserved that.
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Just stay. Don't get me fired.
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And i'll let you touch 'em. And
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you'll like it a lot. You want
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to do that? Yeah, touch 'em.
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Yeah. Put your face right in the
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middle of them.
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[Mumbling]
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How do you like them gravity
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bags, shitface?!
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Are you going to eat those
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eggs or make a sculpture of
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them?
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I don't eat unborn chickens.
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[Dishes rattle]
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This is an unfertilized
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globule of albumen and protein.
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It comes out of the same opening
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that a chicken poops out of.
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Once the mother hen lays it, she
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promptly runs away with great
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relief. This egg is never going
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to be a chicken. It is never
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going to feel pain. And it is
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never going to have a soul.
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Now eat.
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I'm not hungry.
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Perhaps mademoiselle McNamara
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would enjoy her eggs more if
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there was a hunk of hair
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mixed in.
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[Door opens]
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Hello!
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Hey.
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Anybody home?
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Aww. This must be Connor.
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He's a little shy with new
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people.
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Maybe he just senses evil.
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Annie, for god sake.
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She been giving you a hard time?
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She's a 13 year old. It's her
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job.
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I wish I had your Patience.
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Well, you were never a
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teenage girl. Lucky me.
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Connor, this is Teddy.
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Hey.
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You're so handsome. Just like
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your dad.
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Wow. You sure have a way with
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him.
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Annie, you want to drop the
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attitude for 5 minutes and try
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to be a part of this family?
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She's not my family.
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She's right. I am the monster
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who dared have her sit and
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eat some eggs. Anytime I exert
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any authority over her she, uh,
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thinks i'm trying to take the
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place of her mom.
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You know, I was thinking.
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Maybe we could just start over.
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You know, get to know each other
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in a new environment where there
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aren't so many memories.
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Go some place together.
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You mean like a family
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vacation?
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Sounds like fun.
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You know, connor's never been to
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Disneyland.
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Disneyland blows. Disney
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world's twice as good. Only half
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as many people get hurt each
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year.
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I'm with Annie on this one.
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Disneyland does blow.
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I was thinking more
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along the lines of something
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kind of... Adventurous. Like a
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camping trip.
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Camping? Like in the
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outdoors?
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Yeah. Like in the outdoors.
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Well, that sounds great. It'd
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be something new, wouldn't it?
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I think it's a fantastic idea.
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Shake things up a bit. Give us
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all a chance to connect in a new
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way. Honey, give her a chance,
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ok? For me.
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Sounds to me you like you had
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it coming.
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When I go to a strip club,
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i'm paying to objectify women.
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That's the whole goddamn point.
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It's the only place this side of
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Bangkok where a man can actually
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act like a man. I'm not letting
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Jenny juggs ruin our last man
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oasis.
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Still, you probably shouldn't
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have said what you said.
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I should have said
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something much worse. The only
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reason that she's working there
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is so she can get rid of her
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angry feminist agenda bullshit.
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She's a tit terrorist. She's
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Valerie solanas with beach
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balls.
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Valerie who?
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Famous man-hater who shot
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warhol.
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I don't understand.
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She punched you in the face with
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her breasts?
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Yes! She punched me in the
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face with her breasts. Ok? And
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i'm not...
383
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It's not funny.
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I'm not the only one. There are
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other victims. You can come and
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take a look. I'm serious. It's
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not... come here, i'll show you.
388
00:13:45,856 --> 00:13:47,196
Look.
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You think you're so scary
390
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don't ya?
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Those things must weigh 50
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pounds.
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Mm-hmm.
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Glaring at us women, smiling.
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She's talking to a pumpkin.
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Laughing. I said stop
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smiling! You want my tricks and
398
00:14:01,311 --> 00:14:03,113
treats? Well, i'm here to tell
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you. I am no man's trick. Ahh!
400
00:14:10,250 --> 00:14:11,981
And that is the only treat that
401
00:14:11,982 --> 00:14:16,986
you deserve. A lesson in how to
402
00:14:16,987 --> 00:14:19,288
treat women.
403
00:14:19,289 --> 00:14:21,360
You see? Those are deadly
404
00:14:21,361 --> 00:14:22,262
weapons.
405
00:14:22,262 --> 00:14:23,163
What are you going to do?
406
00:14:23,164 --> 00:14:24,164
I'm gonna have her arrested
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for assault and battery.
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She needs to be taught a lesson.
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She needs to learn that crime
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doesn't pay.
411
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You see, this is a great app.
412
00:14:38,648 --> 00:14:39,878
You can alter photographs. See,
413
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I look kind of sad here. So I
414
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swipe it. And i'm smiling.
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[Door slams]
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That's cool.
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00:14:46,616 --> 00:14:47,957
I need to see Dr. Troy right
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away.
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Do you have an appointment?
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00:14:49,991 --> 00:14:51,260
No. But I need to talk to him
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today as soon as possible.
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00:14:53,063 --> 00:14:54,493
Ok. Well, why don't you just
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00:14:54,494 --> 00:14:57,496
take a seat. And what's your
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00:14:57,497 --> 00:14:58,298
name?
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00:14:58,299 --> 00:15:01,570
Jennifer juggs. Ok? And i'm
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00:15:01,571 --> 00:15:03,502
not leaving until I see him.
427
00:15:03,503 --> 00:15:05,004
All right, well, she's gonna
428
00:15:05,005 --> 00:15:06,135
call the doctor. You go take a
429
00:15:06,136 --> 00:15:07,037
seat.
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00:15:07,038 --> 00:15:10,379
Bughp.
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I just have his voicemail...
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Dr. Troy, I just barely made
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00:15:14,144 --> 00:15:16,245
bail after spending the whole
434
00:15:16,246 --> 00:15:18,317
night in a freakin' cell! I just
435
00:15:18,318 --> 00:15:21,190
lost my freakin' job too!
436
00:15:21,191 --> 00:15:21,992
Ok... all right.
437
00:15:21,992 --> 00:15:22,522
I just...
438
00:15:22,522 --> 00:15:23,453
take a seat or i'll call
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00:15:23,453 --> 00:15:24,294
security.
440
00:15:24,295 --> 00:15:26,025
You obviously don't know who
441
00:15:26,026 --> 00:15:27,156
you're talking to.
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00:15:27,157 --> 00:15:28,427
Clearly a person with poor
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people skills.
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00:15:30,030 --> 00:15:32,101
People skills?
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00:15:32,102 --> 00:15:34,304
Want to see some people skills?
446
00:15:43,173 --> 00:15:44,173
Are you the world's most
447
00:15:44,174 --> 00:15:45,314
self-destructive woman or what?
448
00:15:45,315 --> 00:15:48,277
I know, ok? I know. I know.
449
00:15:48,278 --> 00:15:50,219
I have rage issues. But that's
450
00:15:50,220 --> 00:15:52,051
why i'm here. I'll pay for your
451
00:15:52,052 --> 00:15:55,024
phone, Dr. Troy. I just need
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00:15:55,025 --> 00:15:56,255
some help.
453
00:15:56,256 --> 00:15:57,326
Damn right you need some
454
00:15:57,327 --> 00:15:59,288
help. Dr. Epstein is just down
455
00:15:59,289 --> 00:16:00,260
the hallway. He's a very well
456
00:16:00,261 --> 00:16:01,590
respected shrink. He deals with
457
00:16:01,591 --> 00:16:04,263
you know body image issues.
458
00:16:04,264 --> 00:16:05,195
It's so much bigger than
459
00:16:05,196 --> 00:16:10,139
that. What color are my eyes?
460
00:16:10,140 --> 00:16:11,001
I don't know.
461
00:16:11,002 --> 00:16:13,472
They're blue! And they're
462
00:16:13,473 --> 00:16:15,375
really pretty!
463
00:16:18,248 --> 00:16:19,308
But no one's ever gonna know
464
00:16:19,309 --> 00:16:20,509
that. All they know is my juggs
465
00:16:20,510 --> 00:16:23,383
is gigantic.
466
00:16:28,158 --> 00:16:30,219
If you ask anyone in my 10th
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00:16:30,220 --> 00:16:31,520
grade class what they remember
468
00:16:31,521 --> 00:16:36,495
about Jenny Jarvis... first,
469
00:16:36,496 --> 00:16:40,399
they'll laugh uncomfortably.
470
00:16:40,400 --> 00:16:42,371
And then they'll say her
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00:16:42,372 --> 00:16:47,236
humungous tits.
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00:16:47,237 --> 00:16:49,508
And that's it.
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'Cause that's who I am.
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00:16:51,241 --> 00:16:53,683
And that's all i'll ever be.
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00:16:58,088 --> 00:16:59,318
I need you to give me a breast
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reduction.
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[Scoffs]
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Why would you work at a strip
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00:17:05,225 --> 00:17:06,525
club, huh? It's the one place
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00:17:06,526 --> 00:17:07,427
where people actually pay to
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00:17:07,428 --> 00:17:08,428
look at your breasts. It's a
482
00:17:08,429 --> 00:17:10,199
little counter-intuitive, don't
483
00:17:10,200 --> 00:17:11,101
you think?
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00:17:11,102 --> 00:17:14,363
What else am I gonna do?
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00:17:14,364 --> 00:17:15,265
You gonna hire me to be your
486
00:17:15,266 --> 00:17:17,206
receptionist?
487
00:17:17,207 --> 00:17:18,267
Sweetheart after what you've
488
00:17:18,268 --> 00:17:19,368
done to my t-2 and my telephone,
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I don't think i'm the right guy
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to be asking.
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I know that I seem a little
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bitter and angry. I need you to
493
00:17:30,180 --> 00:17:31,151
believe me that I have really
494
00:17:31,152 --> 00:17:33,051
tried to embrace myself. I've
495
00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:35,584
tried to do some standup comedy
496
00:17:35,585 --> 00:17:37,286
and some performance art.
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00:17:37,287 --> 00:17:38,327
Is that what you call those
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00:17:38,328 --> 00:17:39,528
videos? Comedy and performance
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00:17:39,529 --> 00:17:42,331
art? You are a sick, angry
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00:17:42,332 --> 00:17:45,334
person. You need to be taught a
501
00:17:45,335 --> 00:17:47,397
lesson.
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00:17:50,170 --> 00:17:51,400
I thought you were a doctor,
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and I thought that you would
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00:17:54,504 --> 00:17:56,205
want to heal me instead of
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trying to punish me.
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[Exhales]
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Ok. Can I get a little help?
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00:18:04,284 --> 00:18:08,357
I've got mess kits, 4 sleeping
509
00:18:08,358 --> 00:18:11,160
bags, Coleman lamp, and other
510
00:18:11,161 --> 00:18:13,193
odds and ends.
511
00:18:19,329 --> 00:18:21,330
Annie doesn't want to go.
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I'll bring all this stuff
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00:18:23,203 --> 00:18:24,233
back.
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Is it bugs? Her allergies?
515
00:18:29,209 --> 00:18:30,309
Well, I told her about the
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camper that she'd have her own
517
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bed. I made it sound like the 4
518
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seasons.
519
00:18:35,185 --> 00:18:39,318
Sean, you're a great dad.
520
00:18:39,319 --> 00:18:41,820
But you don't ask a 13 year old
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00:18:41,821 --> 00:18:44,293
to go on a trip, you tell her.
522
00:18:44,294 --> 00:18:47,256
I know. I know. It's just
523
00:18:47,257 --> 00:18:48,627
that I don't see her very often.
524
00:18:48,628 --> 00:18:51,330
So, yeah. I indulge her more
525
00:18:51,331 --> 00:18:53,303
than I should.
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00:18:58,368 --> 00:18:59,438
Annie's never gonna respect
527
00:18:59,439 --> 00:19:00,439
you if she knows she can
528
00:19:00,440 --> 00:19:03,272
manipulate you. You know, kids
529
00:19:03,273 --> 00:19:05,474
need limits. Do you want to be
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00:19:05,475 --> 00:19:08,517
her father or her Mark.
531
00:19:08,518 --> 00:19:10,249
Why don't you do this?
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00:19:10,250 --> 00:19:10,920
How about you and
533
00:19:10,921 --> 00:19:11,921
Christian, you go see matt's
534
00:19:11,922 --> 00:19:14,223
mime thingy. And I will talk to
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00:19:14,224 --> 00:19:14,924
her.
536
00:19:14,925 --> 00:19:16,185
That could backfire.
537
00:19:16,186 --> 00:19:18,187
She hasn't been able to accept
538
00:19:18,188 --> 00:19:22,191
you. I mean, us.
539
00:19:22,192 --> 00:19:24,463
We really should have had some
540
00:19:24,464 --> 00:19:26,265
kind of ceremony. I could have
541
00:19:26,266 --> 00:19:27,466
invited Annie and Connor and
542
00:19:27,467 --> 00:19:29,539
made them a part of it.
543
00:19:32,802 --> 00:19:34,303
You terrible, horrible,
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00:19:34,304 --> 00:19:36,345
horrible man you. Thinking of
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00:19:36,346 --> 00:19:40,279
yourself for once. It'll be ok.
546
00:19:40,280 --> 00:19:43,683
I promise i'll talk to her.
547
00:19:45,955 --> 00:19:48,217
I love you, Mrs. McNamara.
548
00:19:48,218 --> 00:19:50,189
Do you know that?
549
00:19:59,198 --> 00:20:00,329
You want to walk back again?
550
00:20:00,330 --> 00:20:01,231
Maybe he was on a break.
551
00:20:01,232 --> 00:20:02,301
You kidding me. Go past all
552
00:20:02,302 --> 00:20:03,432
these freaks again? The whole
553
00:20:03,433 --> 00:20:07,436
place smells like patchouli.
554
00:20:07,437 --> 00:20:10,539
Hey, excuse me. You normally
555
00:20:10,540 --> 00:20:12,241
work down here?
556
00:20:12,242 --> 00:20:13,312
Every day, bro.
557
00:20:13,313 --> 00:20:14,213
Is there a section where we
558
00:20:14,214 --> 00:20:15,344
might find a mime?
559
00:20:15,345 --> 00:20:16,345
A mime?
560
00:20:16,346 --> 00:20:17,416
A mime, you know, they do the
561
00:20:17,417 --> 00:20:18,487
whole "i'm in a box" thing. He's
562
00:20:18,488 --> 00:20:19,648
got dark hair. His name is Matt.
563
00:20:19,649 --> 00:20:20,649
Yeah. There's no mimes on
564
00:20:20,650 --> 00:20:21,850
this boardwalk man. At least not
565
00:20:21,851 --> 00:20:23,522
anymore. I mean, there used to
566
00:20:23,523 --> 00:20:24,993
be a bunch, man. But now, like...
567
00:20:24,994 --> 00:20:26,455
now what?
568
00:20:26,456 --> 00:20:27,926
Well, ever since that one
569
00:20:27,927 --> 00:20:28,927
started doing all those
570
00:20:28,928 --> 00:20:30,259
robberies, man. They all just
571
00:20:30,260 --> 00:20:31,330
sort of like, disappeared, you
572
00:20:31,331 --> 00:20:32,361
know.
573
00:20:32,362 --> 00:20:33,002
What robberies?
574
00:20:33,003 --> 00:20:34,533
Some dude dressed as a mime
575
00:20:34,534 --> 00:20:36,004
has been jacking people at gun
576
00:20:36,005 --> 00:20:38,937
point. Happened like 5 times so
577
00:20:38,938 --> 00:20:40,469
the cops started rounding up all
578
00:20:40,470 --> 00:20:41,940
the mime's on the boardwalk for
579
00:20:41,941 --> 00:20:44,413
questioning recently. Now,
580
00:20:44,414 --> 00:20:45,974
they're all gone.
581
00:20:45,975 --> 00:20:48,246
Since when?
582
00:20:48,247 --> 00:20:49,948
A week. Which is great for
583
00:20:49,949 --> 00:20:52,951
me, man. Because more business!
584
00:20:52,952 --> 00:20:53,923
Hey, how much do you make in
585
00:20:53,924 --> 00:20:54,983
a day?
586
00:20:54,984 --> 00:20:56,585
On a good weekend like, uh, I
587
00:20:56,586 --> 00:20:58,557
don't know like 40, 50 bucks man
588
00:20:58,558 --> 00:20:59,628
easily.
589
00:20:59,629 --> 00:21:00,590
40, 50 bucks.
590
00:21:00,590 --> 00:21:01,361
Yeah.
591
00:21:01,361 --> 00:21:02,261
That's it?
592
00:21:02,262 --> 00:21:06,034
Dude, that's tax free, man.
593
00:21:06,035 --> 00:21:07,436
How much did Matt give you
594
00:21:07,437 --> 00:21:08,298
for the rent?
595
00:21:08,299 --> 00:21:10,499
Almost 900 bucks.
596
00:21:10,500 --> 00:21:11,640
[Knocking]
597
00:21:11,641 --> 00:21:13,402
Annie? I'd like to talk to
598
00:21:13,403 --> 00:21:18,947
you. Hey, there. I just wanted
599
00:21:18,948 --> 00:21:20,379
to let you know that I
600
00:21:20,380 --> 00:21:21,410
understand what you're going
601
00:21:21,411 --> 00:21:23,352
through. You know, feeling
602
00:21:23,353 --> 00:21:24,913
betrayed, self conscious,
603
00:21:24,914 --> 00:21:27,956
certain that no one likes you.
604
00:21:27,957 --> 00:21:28,918
I didn't say you could come
605
00:21:28,918 --> 00:21:29,559
in.
606
00:21:29,560 --> 00:21:30,560
I wasn't aware that I needed
607
00:21:30,561 --> 00:21:31,990
permission to enter and exit in
608
00:21:31,991 --> 00:21:32,662
my own home.
609
00:21:32,662 --> 00:21:33,593
Fine. I'll go back to my
610
00:21:33,593 --> 00:21:34,394
mom's.
611
00:21:34,395 --> 00:21:37,065
Will you? See you're mom is
612
00:21:37,066 --> 00:21:40,329
just as worried about you as we
613
00:21:40,330 --> 00:21:41,700
are. That's why she sent you
614
00:21:41,701 --> 00:21:43,532
here. We all agree that you need
615
00:21:43,533 --> 00:21:44,434
help.
616
00:21:44,435 --> 00:21:45,934
You're so full of it. I don't
617
00:21:45,935 --> 00:21:47,906
believe anything you say.
618
00:21:47,907 --> 00:21:50,078
Distrustful of others.
619
00:21:50,079 --> 00:21:52,010
I forgot that one. I'm going to
620
00:21:52,011 --> 00:21:54,082
have to add it to the list.
621
00:21:54,083 --> 00:21:55,414
What list?
622
00:21:55,415 --> 00:21:56,545
The symptoms list on the
623
00:21:56,546 --> 00:21:59,688
admissions form.
624
00:21:59,689 --> 00:22:03,592
Annie, you're not alone.
625
00:22:03,593 --> 00:22:04,693
There are thousands
626
00:22:04,694 --> 00:22:06,054
of girls just like you. Hair
627
00:22:06,055 --> 00:22:08,026
eaters, skin cutters, self
628
00:22:08,027 --> 00:22:10,929
starving manic depressives.
629
00:22:10,930 --> 00:22:12,661
They've all managed to get help
630
00:22:12,662 --> 00:22:14,603
at places like discovery ranch.
631
00:22:14,604 --> 00:22:16,905
No, really. Just Google
632
00:22:16,906 --> 00:22:18,567
"mentally disturbed teenage
633
00:22:18,568 --> 00:22:20,008
girls" you'll see. There are
634
00:22:20,009 --> 00:22:21,109
more resident centers than motel
635
00:22:21,110 --> 00:22:23,972
6s. We'll find the right one for
636
00:22:23,973 --> 00:22:24,914
you.
637
00:22:24,915 --> 00:22:25,915
My dad will never...
638
00:22:25,916 --> 00:22:27,115
you daddy is not always going
639
00:22:27,116 --> 00:22:28,877
to be around to protect you.
640
00:22:28,878 --> 00:22:30,519
And you're not always going to
641
00:22:30,520 --> 00:22:32,881
be daddy's little girl. Here's a
642
00:22:32,882 --> 00:22:35,884
big secret, Annie. He's a man
643
00:22:35,885 --> 00:22:39,388
just like every other man. You
644
00:22:39,389 --> 00:22:40,889
can't count on him. In fact,
645
00:22:40,890 --> 00:22:42,591
he's already pretty fed up with
646
00:22:42,592 --> 00:22:44,663
you. For god's sake he had to
647
00:22:44,664 --> 00:22:45,894
pull a pound of hair out of your
648
00:22:45,895 --> 00:22:51,070
stomach. But it's up to you.
649
00:23:17,166 --> 00:23:18,567
What do you think? Any of
650
00:23:18,568 --> 00:23:19,628
these bozos look familiar to
651
00:23:19,629 --> 00:23:20,629
you, Mrs. Park?
652
00:23:20,630 --> 00:23:23,672
Hmm. I don't know. They all
653
00:23:23,673 --> 00:23:24,703
look the same to me.
654
00:23:24,704 --> 00:23:26,975
Number 5 is 6'5". You don't
655
00:23:26,976 --> 00:23:28,176
remember if the mime who held
656
00:23:28,177 --> 00:23:29,938
you up is 6'5"?
657
00:23:29,939 --> 00:23:30,910
It happened very fast.
658
00:23:30,911 --> 00:23:32,110
And he didn't say a word?
659
00:23:32,111 --> 00:23:33,642
All he did was that mime
660
00:23:33,643 --> 00:23:37,015
shit.
661
00:23:37,016 --> 00:23:37,917
[Beep]
662
00:23:37,918 --> 00:23:39,618
Ok, gentleman, here's the
663
00:23:39,619 --> 00:23:41,189
drill. You're each going to step
664
00:23:41,190 --> 00:23:43,622
forward one at a time. Pretend
665
00:23:43,623 --> 00:23:45,954
your holding a gun to somebody's
666
00:23:45,955 --> 00:23:48,997
face. Number 1, you're first.
667
00:23:48,998 --> 00:23:50,159
[Beep]
668
00:23:56,666 --> 00:23:58,667
No, that's not him.
669
00:23:58,668 --> 00:23:59,469
[Beep]
670
00:23:59,470 --> 00:24:00,739
Your turn number 2.
671
00:24:00,740 --> 00:24:01,771
[Beep]
672
00:24:04,874 --> 00:24:06,945
That look like little Joe on
673
00:24:06,946 --> 00:24:09,217
bonanza.
674
00:24:09,218 --> 00:24:10,049
[Beep]
675
00:24:10,049 --> 00:24:10,920
Number 3.
676
00:24:10,920 --> 00:24:11,920
[Beep]
677
00:24:19,989 --> 00:24:20,960
All right, all right, all
678
00:24:20,961 --> 00:24:22,060
right guys. Come on. Let's just
679
00:24:22,061 --> 00:24:23,892
keep this simple. Number 4, it's
680
00:24:23,893 --> 00:24:24,963
your turn.
681
00:24:24,964 --> 00:24:26,696
[Beep]
682
00:25:04,974 --> 00:25:06,605
No. That's not him either.
683
00:25:06,606 --> 00:25:07,577
And it's not the bald one. My
684
00:25:07,578 --> 00:25:08,607
mime had hair.
685
00:25:08,608 --> 00:25:09,608
You sure he wasn't wearing a
686
00:25:09,609 --> 00:25:10,279
wig?
687
00:25:10,279 --> 00:25:11,180
No. No. None of these guys
688
00:25:11,181 --> 00:25:12,641
are right. Round up some more
689
00:25:12,642 --> 00:25:14,714
mimes and give me a call.
690
00:25:18,618 --> 00:25:19,748
[Beep]
691
00:25:19,749 --> 00:25:20,690
All right, fellas you can go
692
00:25:20,690 --> 00:25:21,621
home.
693
00:25:21,622 --> 00:25:22,622
[Beep]
694
00:25:34,263 --> 00:25:37,906
[The boob fairy plays]
695
00:25:37,907 --> 00:25:39,207
When I was in
696
00:25:39,208 --> 00:25:40,109
my teenage years,
697
00:25:40,110 --> 00:25:42,540
I did just what I should
698
00:25:42,541 --> 00:25:44,613
I listened to my mother
699
00:25:44,614 --> 00:25:46,114
and I was kind and sweet
700
00:25:46,115 --> 00:25:47,245
and good,
701
00:25:47,246 --> 00:25:48,647
and my friends and I
702
00:25:48,648 --> 00:25:50,078
did rituals and I prayed
703
00:25:50,079 --> 00:25:52,320
with all my might
704
00:25:52,321 --> 00:25:54,252
that this would be the evening
705
00:25:54,253 --> 00:25:55,654
that she'd stop
706
00:25:55,655 --> 00:25:57,255
along her flight,
707
00:25:57,256 --> 00:25:59,588
the boob fairy
708
00:25:59,589 --> 00:26:03,231
never came for me,
709
00:26:03,232 --> 00:26:04,663
that boob fairy
710
00:26:04,664 --> 00:26:07,266
never came for me ♫
711
00:26:08,938 --> 00:26:10,268
This is bullshit! I can't
712
00:26:10,269 --> 00:26:11,269
believe you guys are accusing me
713
00:26:11,270 --> 00:26:13,071
of this! I'm your son.
714
00:26:13,072 --> 00:26:14,072
Which is why we know this
715
00:26:14,073 --> 00:26:14,974
kind of thing isn't out of
716
00:26:14,974 --> 00:26:15,675
character for you!
717
00:26:15,675 --> 00:26:16,646
You've gone from a little
718
00:26:16,646 --> 00:26:17,346
shit to a piece of shit, Matt.
719
00:26:17,347 --> 00:26:18,347
You know what, I don't need
720
00:26:18,347 --> 00:26:19,248
to listen to this.
721
00:26:19,249 --> 00:26:21,279
You sit!
722
00:26:21,280 --> 00:26:24,683
I found this in your bedroom.
723
00:26:24,684 --> 00:26:25,684
You're going through my stuff
724
00:26:25,685 --> 00:26:27,055
now, what is this Malibu or
725
00:26:27,056 --> 00:26:27,586
Moscow?
726
00:26:27,586 --> 00:26:28,357
Where'd you get the money,
727
00:26:28,357 --> 00:26:29,218
Matt?!
728
00:26:29,218 --> 00:26:30,159
From miming!
729
00:26:30,160 --> 00:26:31,189
Bullshit!
730
00:26:31,190 --> 00:26:33,361
You get 20 bucks for walking
731
00:26:33,362 --> 00:26:34,323
against the wind?!
732
00:26:34,324 --> 00:26:35,964
Yeah. Sometimes. I'm good.
733
00:26:35,965 --> 00:26:37,225
I told you. Or is that so hard
734
00:26:37,226 --> 00:26:38,167
for you to believe?
735
00:26:38,167 --> 00:26:39,098
We went down to venice and
736
00:26:39,099 --> 00:26:42,971
you weren't there.
737
00:26:42,972 --> 00:26:43,933
That's because I moved over
738
00:26:43,934 --> 00:26:45,203
to the promenade. There are more
739
00:26:45,204 --> 00:26:46,304
Europeans there, where the hell
740
00:26:46,305 --> 00:26:47,706
do you think I get all the 20s
741
00:26:47,707 --> 00:26:49,237
from? It's like 2 bucks to them.
742
00:26:49,238 --> 00:26:50,278
Put yourself in our shoes.
743
00:26:50,279 --> 00:26:52,210
There's over $3,000 here. From
744
00:26:52,211 --> 00:26:54,243
miming?!
745
00:27:01,220 --> 00:27:03,121
You guys really think I did
746
00:27:03,122 --> 00:27:05,994
it. My own fathers.
747
00:27:05,995 --> 00:27:07,926
That's...
748
00:27:07,927 --> 00:27:12,962
That's just great. Hold on.
749
00:27:18,137 --> 00:27:19,908
"Albert chavies. Detective.
750
00:27:19,909 --> 00:27:21,139
Pacific division." What is this?
751
00:27:21,140 --> 00:27:22,140
Well, he's the cop
752
00:27:22,141 --> 00:27:24,142
investigating the mime crimes.
753
00:27:24,143 --> 00:27:25,173
He gave me his card after the
754
00:27:25,174 --> 00:27:26,244
line up yesterday.
755
00:27:26,245 --> 00:27:27,275
You were in a line up?
756
00:27:27,276 --> 00:27:29,147
Yeah. And the eye witness
757
00:27:29,148 --> 00:27:30,719
cleared me as a suspect. You can
758
00:27:30,720 --> 00:27:32,020
call him if you want to. Oh, and
759
00:27:32,021 --> 00:27:34,322
congratulations by the way. You
760
00:27:34,323 --> 00:27:35,254
both are getting what you
761
00:27:35,255 --> 00:27:37,426
wanted. I'm moving out.
762
00:27:42,261 --> 00:27:44,262
[Door opens, closes]
763
00:27:44,263 --> 00:27:46,134
All right, buddy. Here we go.
764
00:27:46,135 --> 00:27:49,067
Now the trick here is to hold it
765
00:27:49,068 --> 00:27:51,239
just far enough away till it
766
00:27:51,240 --> 00:27:53,101
gets a little brown. But you
767
00:27:53,102 --> 00:27:54,142
don't want it to catch on fire.
768
00:27:54,143 --> 00:27:57,045
The key to the 'smores is
769
00:27:57,046 --> 00:27:59,077
getting the perfect proportion
770
00:27:59,078 --> 00:28:02,010
between the, uh, chocolate bar
771
00:28:02,011 --> 00:28:05,053
to Graham cracker.
772
00:28:05,054 --> 00:28:06,314
Think that's brown enough?
773
00:28:06,315 --> 00:28:09,087
Me too. I think we're ready.
774
00:28:09,088 --> 00:28:11,289
Ok.
775
00:28:11,290 --> 00:28:13,292
Ooh.
776
00:28:25,735 --> 00:28:27,005
Here you go.
777
00:28:27,006 --> 00:28:28,206
Oh, look at that. Look how
778
00:28:28,207 --> 00:28:29,808
good that looks. Come here sit
779
00:28:29,809 --> 00:28:30,279
down.
780
00:28:30,280 --> 00:28:33,341
I think yours is ready.
781
00:28:33,342 --> 00:28:37,245
Goody.
782
00:28:37,246 --> 00:28:38,246
You know why they call it a
783
00:28:38,247 --> 00:28:40,388
'smore, don't you?
784
00:28:40,389 --> 00:28:42,951
It's because the 'smore you eat
785
00:28:42,952 --> 00:28:45,954
the 'smore you want.
786
00:28:45,955 --> 00:28:47,055
Maybe they should call 'em
787
00:28:47,056 --> 00:28:49,058
barf bags.
788
00:29:02,211 --> 00:29:04,242
Well?
789
00:29:04,243 --> 00:29:06,044
At least it keeps the bugs
790
00:29:06,045 --> 00:29:07,045
away.
791
00:29:07,046 --> 00:29:09,047
All right, my turn.
792
00:29:09,048 --> 00:29:11,249
Ooh, let the professional
793
00:29:11,250 --> 00:29:14,953
handle this one.
794
00:29:14,954 --> 00:29:16,384
Don't shortchange me on the
795
00:29:16,385 --> 00:29:18,026
gooey stuff. Ok?
796
00:29:18,027 --> 00:29:19,027
I won't.
797
00:29:23,292 --> 00:29:25,033
There you go.
798
00:29:25,034 --> 00:29:27,235
Look at that. Look at that.
799
00:29:27,236 --> 00:29:30,268
Nice.
800
00:29:30,269 --> 00:29:32,340
I'm gonna get some water.
801
00:29:32,341 --> 00:29:33,272
Can you fill the canteen for
802
00:29:33,273 --> 00:29:35,974
me, please?
803
00:29:35,975 --> 00:29:37,045
I think she's
804
00:29:37,046 --> 00:29:39,008
warming up to me.
805
00:29:48,057 --> 00:29:51,319
[Toilet flushes]
806
00:29:51,320 --> 00:29:52,320
What are you doing out of
807
00:29:52,321 --> 00:29:53,222
bed? You just had a huge
808
00:29:53,223 --> 00:29:55,964
surgery. Didn't somebody bring
809
00:29:55,965 --> 00:29:56,896
you a bedpan?
810
00:29:56,897 --> 00:29:58,426
She forgets to empty it.
811
00:29:58,427 --> 00:30:00,098
Well, that will not do.
812
00:30:00,099 --> 00:30:05,103
I apologize. Get back into bed.
813
00:30:05,104 --> 00:30:06,334
[Beep]
814
00:30:06,335 --> 00:30:07,236
Could somebody come in here
815
00:30:07,237 --> 00:30:08,237
and clean out Ms. Juggs' bedpan
816
00:30:08,238 --> 00:30:09,908
please.
817
00:30:09,909 --> 00:30:12,080
Ms. Juggs is dead. I have to
818
00:30:12,081 --> 00:30:14,212
get a new stage name.
819
00:30:14,213 --> 00:30:16,184
Jenny joy. No need for all
820
00:30:16,185 --> 00:30:20,188
that anger.
821
00:30:20,189 --> 00:30:21,189
Now, we managed to take out more
822
00:30:21,190 --> 00:30:22,951
than I anticipated. So we took
823
00:30:22,952 --> 00:30:25,223
you down to a "c". From a "g" to
824
00:30:25,224 --> 00:30:27,025
a "c" if you can believe that.
825
00:30:27,026 --> 00:30:29,998
I'm a little disoriented.
826
00:30:29,999 --> 00:30:31,359
I just feel like something is
827
00:30:31,360 --> 00:30:34,002
missing.
828
00:30:34,003 --> 00:30:36,064
Uh-huh. Drainage is looking
829
00:30:36,065 --> 00:30:37,936
good. Linda's gonna show you how
830
00:30:37,937 --> 00:30:40,108
to do that once you get home.
831
00:30:40,109 --> 00:30:41,369
I gotta tell ya. In all the
832
00:30:41,370 --> 00:30:43,071
years that i've done this, i've
833
00:30:43,072 --> 00:30:44,342
never seen, let alone removed,
834
00:30:44,343 --> 00:30:47,075
so much fat and tissue at one
835
00:30:47,076 --> 00:30:48,316
time. I should have called the
836
00:30:48,317 --> 00:30:49,477
shelter. We could have fed the
837
00:30:49,478 --> 00:30:51,550
homeless for weeks.
838
00:30:58,227 --> 00:30:59,958
What?
839
00:30:59,959 --> 00:31:01,930
They look like 2 mosquito
840
00:31:01,931 --> 00:31:03,431
bites.
841
00:31:03,432 --> 00:31:07,265
Sweetheart. A "c" is a nice
842
00:31:07,266 --> 00:31:08,937
handful. And you know what they
843
00:31:08,938 --> 00:31:09,968
say. Anything more than a
844
00:31:09,969 --> 00:31:11,970
handful is too hard to handle.
845
00:31:11,971 --> 00:31:13,972
Don't talk about my breasts
846
00:31:13,973 --> 00:31:15,373
as if they're your playthings.
847
00:31:15,374 --> 00:31:17,005
And don't ever call me
848
00:31:17,006 --> 00:31:19,047
sweetheart!
849
00:31:19,048 --> 00:31:20,378
Are you in pain? Hmm?
850
00:31:20,379 --> 00:31:21,250
Don't ever...
851
00:31:21,250 --> 00:31:22,151
you need to get a handle on
852
00:31:22,152 --> 00:31:23,351
that. Look, you just grab this
853
00:31:23,352 --> 00:31:24,953
little guy here and you press
854
00:31:24,954 --> 00:31:25,654
the button.
855
00:31:25,655 --> 00:31:27,055
Press the button. Look at
856
00:31:27,056 --> 00:31:28,656
you, Mr. Ain't-i-cool. Feeling
857
00:31:28,657 --> 00:31:30,318
like a bigshot 'cause you took
858
00:31:30,319 --> 00:31:32,390
away my mojo.
859
00:31:32,391 --> 00:31:33,262
Just cool your jets, all
860
00:31:33,263 --> 00:31:34,422
right. I'll get somebody in here
861
00:31:34,423 --> 00:31:35,924
to clean out your bed pan.
862
00:31:35,925 --> 00:31:37,266
No need for that.
863
00:31:41,270 --> 00:31:42,400
Can't do this to me. I'm in
864
00:31:42,401 --> 00:31:45,403
recovery. It's torture!
865
00:31:45,404 --> 00:31:46,335
Call amnesty international.
866
00:31:46,336 --> 00:31:48,006
I'm pressing full charges
867
00:31:48,007 --> 00:31:48,407
against her.
868
00:31:48,408 --> 00:31:49,408
I'm pressing full charges
869
00:31:49,408 --> 00:31:50,309
against you, you sexually
870
00:31:50,310 --> 00:31:51,940
harassing dickweed!
871
00:31:51,941 --> 00:31:53,041
If I ever see you again, i'll
872
00:31:53,042 --> 00:31:53,943
cut off you arms and legs as
873
00:31:53,943 --> 00:31:54,313
well!
874
00:31:54,313 --> 00:31:55,244
Not before I cut your head
875
00:31:55,245 --> 00:31:59,948
off and shit down your neck!
876
00:31:59,949 --> 00:32:01,149
I guess just because you take
877
00:32:01,150 --> 00:32:02,250
a person's weapons away doesn't
878
00:32:02,251 --> 00:32:03,992
mean you take away their anger.
879
00:32:03,993 --> 00:32:05,324
Hmm?
880
00:33:02,711 --> 00:33:05,113
Hey baby.
881
00:33:05,114 --> 00:33:06,455
Hey.
882
00:33:10,759 --> 00:33:14,722
So, the kids are passed out.
883
00:33:14,723 --> 00:33:15,494
Hmm.
884
00:33:15,495 --> 00:33:17,995
I think nature does something
885
00:33:17,996 --> 00:33:19,097
for insomnia.
886
00:33:19,098 --> 00:33:20,728
This was a great idea of
887
00:33:20,729 --> 00:33:26,274
yours. One big happy family.
888
00:33:26,275 --> 00:33:29,177
Mm-hmm. This was a very good
889
00:33:29,178 --> 00:33:30,779
idea.
890
00:35:29,358 --> 00:35:30,828
So this is where all that
891
00:35:30,829 --> 00:35:32,260
singing's coming from?
892
00:35:32,261 --> 00:35:33,861
Scared me.
893
00:35:33,862 --> 00:35:36,504
Sorry. Couldn't sleep and I
894
00:35:36,505 --> 00:35:38,706
heard the opera. So I figured
895
00:35:38,707 --> 00:35:40,338
why not come see who my cultured
896
00:35:40,339 --> 00:35:45,142
neighbor is. Teddy McNamara.
897
00:35:45,143 --> 00:35:45,914
Nice to meet you.
898
00:35:45,915 --> 00:35:47,915
My husband and I are with the
899
00:35:47,916 --> 00:35:51,849
kids over at number 14. Just up
900
00:35:51,850 --> 00:35:52,751
the road.
901
00:35:52,752 --> 00:35:54,252
I'm Jerry. I'm sorry about
902
00:35:54,253 --> 00:35:56,754
the music. I really thought I
903
00:35:56,755 --> 00:35:58,426
was the only one out here.
904
00:35:58,427 --> 00:35:59,787
Oh, gosh. No worries. I can't
905
00:35:59,788 --> 00:36:01,259
sleep in those campers anyway.
906
00:36:01,260 --> 00:36:03,531
They're so cramped. My husband,
907
00:36:03,532 --> 00:36:05,433
he's got the heat up full blast.
908
00:36:05,434 --> 00:36:08,366
Kids are sawing logs. What about
909
00:36:08,367 --> 00:36:10,698
you? You here with a wife or
910
00:36:10,699 --> 00:36:11,500
girlfriend?
911
00:36:11,501 --> 00:36:14,442
Me. No. No. I can't convince
912
00:36:14,443 --> 00:36:15,404
her to get the waders on.
913
00:36:15,405 --> 00:36:16,474
Fly fisherman.
914
00:36:16,475 --> 00:36:17,276
Yeah.
915
00:36:17,277 --> 00:36:18,776
Any luck today.
916
00:36:18,777 --> 00:36:21,949
Not much. But I think that's
917
00:36:21,950 --> 00:36:23,511
about to change.
918
00:36:23,512 --> 00:36:25,953
I hope so.
919
00:36:25,954 --> 00:36:26,954
Would you like some wine?
920
00:36:26,955 --> 00:36:30,788
Sure. I have some time.
921
00:36:30,789 --> 00:36:36,193
In that case, you're really
922
00:36:36,194 --> 00:36:38,426
going to enjoy the show.
923
00:36:38,427 --> 00:36:40,698
The show? What show?
924
00:36:40,699 --> 00:36:42,771
[Groaning]
925
00:36:55,814 --> 00:36:57,985
So where are we going?
926
00:36:57,986 --> 00:37:00,489
Just a few more steps.
927
00:37:03,752 --> 00:37:07,425
[Owl hooting]
928
00:37:07,426 --> 00:37:08,327
Here we are.
929
00:37:08,328 --> 00:37:12,630
Where?
930
00:37:12,631 --> 00:37:13,901
Just wait a second. It's
931
00:37:13,902 --> 00:37:16,904
about to begin.
932
00:37:16,905 --> 00:37:21,339
Dad. Dad. Connor's sick and I
933
00:37:21,340 --> 00:37:23,341
feel like i'm gonna throw up.
934
00:37:23,342 --> 00:37:24,342
My head...
935
00:37:24,343 --> 00:37:25,343
You feel it too?
936
00:37:25,344 --> 00:37:27,715
Can you just open a window?
937
00:37:27,716 --> 00:37:28,876
I tried but they're all
938
00:37:28,877 --> 00:37:31,849
locked.
939
00:37:31,850 --> 00:37:32,880
[Opera music continues]
940
00:37:32,881 --> 00:37:33,881
It's called the perseid
941
00:37:33,882 --> 00:37:35,323
meteor shower named after the
942
00:37:35,324 --> 00:37:36,624
perseus constellation.
943
00:37:36,625 --> 00:37:37,486
Oh.
944
00:37:37,487 --> 00:37:38,487
Happens every year about this
945
00:37:38,488 --> 00:37:41,929
time. But tonight is a very rare
946
00:37:41,930 --> 00:37:43,992
event.
947
00:37:47,596 --> 00:37:50,568
Connor, hey. Come here, bud.
948
00:37:50,569 --> 00:37:52,700
Come here. We're gonna get out
949
00:37:52,701 --> 00:37:53,741
of here.
950
00:37:53,742 --> 00:37:55,673
It's so transcending.
951
00:37:55,674 --> 00:37:57,776
This is the best part.
952
00:38:04,282 --> 00:38:07,315
You can feel it. It's like being
953
00:38:07,316 --> 00:38:11,660
one with the cosmos. Like gods.
954
00:38:14,523 --> 00:38:18,396
[Coughing]
955
00:38:18,397 --> 00:38:20,568
Yes. Well, thank you for
956
00:38:20,569 --> 00:38:21,799
bringing me out here. I need to
957
00:38:21,800 --> 00:38:24,403
go.
958
00:38:27,836 --> 00:38:30,608
Ok. Come on. Let's go. Come
959
00:38:30,609 --> 00:38:34,383
on, buddy. [Coughing]
960
00:38:35,644 --> 00:38:37,415
Help! Help!
961
00:38:37,416 --> 00:38:41,449
I hate the one's that scream.
962
00:38:41,450 --> 00:38:42,621
Ugh!
963
00:38:46,094 --> 00:38:47,555
Are you ok?
964
00:38:47,556 --> 00:38:49,697
It feels worse.
965
00:38:49,698 --> 00:38:53,631
Help! Somebody help!
966
00:38:53,632 --> 00:38:54,963
Sean!
967
00:39:01,840 --> 00:39:02,571
You ok?
968
00:39:02,571 --> 00:39:03,542
I don't understand what
969
00:39:03,543 --> 00:39:04,572
happened.
970
00:39:04,573 --> 00:39:05,914
Keep your brother awake.
971
00:39:30,869 --> 00:39:34,842
Sean!
972
00:39:34,843 --> 00:39:38,046
Sean! Sean!
973
00:39:52,791 --> 00:39:56,964
[Beeps]
974
00:39:56,965 --> 00:39:57,866
My wife must have taken the
975
00:39:57,867 --> 00:39:59,927
keys when she went for a walk.
976
00:39:59,928 --> 00:40:01,729
I'll get one of my guys to
977
00:40:01,730 --> 00:40:02,930
swing by and find her when she
978
00:40:02,931 --> 00:40:04,802
gets back from her walk. You
979
00:40:04,803 --> 00:40:06,003
know you're just lucky I heard
980
00:40:06,004 --> 00:40:08,676
you screaming. Never get any
981
00:40:08,677 --> 00:40:10,538
cell reception out here.
982
00:40:10,539 --> 00:40:14,843
Yeah. Lucky.
983
00:40:34,833 --> 00:40:35,903
You're that mime bandit,
984
00:40:35,904 --> 00:40:38,936
right?
985
00:40:38,937 --> 00:40:40,868
[Beep]
986
00:40:40,869 --> 00:40:42,910
Don't worry. They don't pay me
987
00:40:42,911 --> 00:40:47,915
enough to put up a fight.
988
00:40:47,916 --> 00:40:49,016
It's kinda cool, actually.
989
00:40:49,017 --> 00:40:51,649
Get me on the 6:00 news.
990
00:40:51,650 --> 00:40:53,921
Maybe they send one of
991
00:40:53,922 --> 00:40:55,022
those hot ass reporters
992
00:40:55,023 --> 00:40:57,785
down and interview me.
993
00:40:57,786 --> 00:40:58,957
You want silver too?
994
00:41:05,794 --> 00:41:06,834
Can you mime dead?
995
00:41:06,835 --> 00:41:08,066
Oh, shit.
996
00:41:12,240 --> 00:41:15,673
[Knocking]
997
00:41:15,674 --> 00:41:16,904
Who is it?
998
00:41:16,905 --> 00:41:18,847
Christian?
999
00:41:25,213 --> 00:41:26,654
What? You forget your
1000
00:41:26,655 --> 00:41:29,557
invisible box?
1001
00:41:29,558 --> 00:41:30,889
What?
1002
00:41:45,674 --> 00:41:47,835
Help me.
1003
00:41:47,836 --> 00:41:50,008
Jesus.
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