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Yeah, according to this,
it could be the final tour.
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Moving from
news to opinion,
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I hope she does
perform live again,
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but I don't think
she owes that to her fans
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after all she's given
to us.
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You like Britney, Billy?
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No.
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Oh.
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That about wraps up
the Daily Jacob.
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Hey, how about
that SEPTA strike, huh?
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You think
that's gonna happen?
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Nah, it's usually
just all talk.
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Well, as a union man myself,
I stand beside ya.
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Behind the line.
Yeah.
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I stand behind you.
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You know, the thing
about Britney
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that people don't understand --
[ Brakes screech ]
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Okay.
This is your stop.
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Oh, no. No, I'm -- I'm not for,
like, four more blocks.
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I'm with them.
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End of the line.
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This is a block
where I got roundhoused.
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[ Maker's "Hold'em" playing ]
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♪♪
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♪♪
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Yes, James. Good answer.
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What else were
the Roaring '20s known for?
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Yes, Veronica.
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Mass-produced cars,
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including the Ford Model A
and the introduction of talkies.
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Okay, yes!
Now we're talking.
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What else
was this period known for?
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Anyone?
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RJ, what do you think?
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I don't know.
Oh, just throw something
out there.
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RJ is a sweet kid,
but he isn't engaged.
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You know, he's been suspended
once for absences,
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but he isn't disruptive
at all.
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Quite the opposite,
actually.
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He's just a bit,
like, tuned out.
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But I know there's a way
I can get through to him.
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Never met a puzzle
I couldn't solve.
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Except for today's Wordle.
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I mean, I know that --
[ Gasps ]
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Ratio!
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Next time,
the Great Depression.
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Hey, RJ, what's going on?
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Nothing.
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Seemed
a little tired today.
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I'm alright.
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Everything okay at home?
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Uh, it's the same.
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Well, what if there was
something fun to do
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instead of
going right home?
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You have any interest in
an after-school club?
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I guess.
Alright.
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You are gonna get a real
kick out of the podcast club.
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What are some
of your favorite pods?
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No? Okay, well...
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I'll see you
after school.
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[ Timer chiming ]
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Okay, guys, time is up,
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which means
pencils go down, everyone.
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So in third grade,
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every kid in the Pennsylvania
public school system
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does an assessment test,
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and in the second grade, we take
a practice test for that test.
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I know this lesson
like the back of my hand.
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Which...honestly
isn't a great saying
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because, you know,
I don't know my hand at all.
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They're like total strangers
looking up at me.
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[ Groans ]
I thought I timed it
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so I wouldn't
have to talk to you.
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Yes. Two seconds.
[ Machine beeps ]
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Just lift it.
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Alright.
Stay next to your buddy.
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Oh, we just had the
most delightful walk.
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God,
this darn machine.
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Janine, if you lift it
while you insert it,
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it'll make it go faster.
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I just said that.
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[ Chuckles ] Yes,
but not as majestically.
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Oh!
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Okay. Thank you.
Go celebrate in the hall.
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Come on. My turn.
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[ Machine beeps ]
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They did terribly.
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I don't get it.
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[ Indistinct conversations,
telephone ringing in distance ]
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So, can't you just do
this kind of stuff remotely now?
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I could.
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I gotta head up
to Ms. Washington's class.
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You need anything else
while I'm down here?
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No. I'm good.
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Cool.
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Uh, excuse me. Hi, I'm Cedric,
the custodian in training.
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Wait. Has anyone ever called you
Cedric the Jani-tainer?
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[ Chuckles ]
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Mr. Johnson, he's the trainee
the district sent you.
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Hey. The hand that's fixed
a thousand drips.
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It is an honor.
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The district's trying
to push me out.
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Let them try.
Classic ageism.
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Good luck fitting
into this uniform.
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I got impossible measurements,
the perfect male form.
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Alright, Cedric.
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Follow me...
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if you can keep up.
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[ Telephone rings in distance ]
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Alicia: Breaking news
on the potential SEPTA strike.
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The union workers are
unhappy with the current...
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Anyone else nervous
the SEPTA strike
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might actually happen?
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Not for a moment.
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Yeah, they should strike,
though.
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The city's always
screwing them over.
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Oh!
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Melissa,
I know you were worried,
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but I figured it out.
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Those practice tests are
culturally biased.
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Janine, Melissa's
students are all so Black.
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Melissa: Yeah,
and they killed it.
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You got the only white kid
in the school.
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How'd he do?
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Also very poorly.
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But maybe the cultural bias
is in the teaching.
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Like, you subconsciously
taught them your whiteness,
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and now
they're thinking whitely.
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Stop.
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Yeah, I told her
that was a bad theory.
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Sweetheart,
if you think this is an anomaly,
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just retest them.
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That is a good idea.
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Are you kidding me?
I said this already.
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Yes, but not
as majestically as Barb.
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Jacob: I think they should
be just getting started.
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Yes.
Aaliyah. Jaden, this is RJ.
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He is interested
in joining the podcast club.
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Good, 'cause it was starting
to get real stale up in here.
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[ Chiming ]
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Welcome to "This Abbott Life."
I'm Aaliyah.
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I'm Jaden.
And today
we're joined by...
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...RJ!
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This episode,
we're gonna be talking about
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Abbott's new glow up.
RJ, how do you feel
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about Abbott's
new archery equipment?
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It's aight.
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Okay, one vote for "aight."
Aight.
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I myself think
it's a little dangerous.
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How about you, RJ?
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Uh...
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He's stunned, folks.
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Hey, why don't -- why don't
we take a little break?
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And hold.
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And now we're at break.
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RJ, can we chat
for a second?
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We're just gonna...
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So, Jaden and Aaliyah there,
they're setting you up.
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Feel free to just,
like, jump right in.
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I don't like to talk,
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so I don't really know
if this is for me.
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Oh, yeah. Okay.
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Well,
we can -- we can...
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we can find something else
for you.
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Maybe you could be
the researcher.
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Does that sound like fun?
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Or I don't see why we
couldn't have a student replace
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Mr. Eddie
as the producer.
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I get what
you're trying to do,
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but I think I'd
just rather be at home.
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See ya, Mr. Hill.
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Okay. Um...
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So you think just anybody
can do this job?
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[ Chiming ]
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Good morning, Abbott.
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So now no one knows
if they're coming back
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or they're gonna pull
the New York "Housewives"
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and just start over.
Girlfriend, I told you,
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I don't know these people,
and I don't care.
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Melissa, Melissa,
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what time did you give
your students the practice test?
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Morning? Morning.
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Whoo! I knew it.
I knew it! Whoo!
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Okay, so I was
racking my brain all last night.
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And all yesterday afternoon
and all evening.
Yes, yes, yes.
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And you gave your test first
thing in the morning, right?
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I gave mine after lunch,
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therefore
my kids were tired,
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thus they underperformed.
Okay. Yeah.
It could be that.
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Yeah.
Or it could be that...
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[as Allen Iverson]
it's just practice, man.
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It was just a practice. We're
talking about a practice test.
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It was --
It was Allen Iverson.
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Am I the only Sixers fan?
Come on.
[ Sarcastically ] Nice.
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Piss off.
So I will be giving my kids
the test again in the morning.
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Ooh, and won't the kids
just love that?
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They will!
Thanks, Barb.
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As a janitor, you're gonna run
into graffiti from time to time.
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You never know
when it's coming.
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Mm.
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[ Marker squeaking ]
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What the hell?
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Gregory, please.
How would you get that out?
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Mm...
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I can't. You used
a permanent marker.
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What the hell?
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Gregory, please.
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That's amazing.
How did you do that?
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It's all in
the flick of the wrist.
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That sounds like arthritis.
You're damn right it is.
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You can't learn this.
You gotta earn this.
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Hey, Mr. Johnson,
what's in that?
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My lungs are burning.
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Three parts moonshine,
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one part
you don't wanna know.
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Hey!
What?!
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You gonna get this?
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[ Exhales sharply ] Ava,
can I redo the practice test?
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[ Mockingly ] "Ava,
can I redo the practice test?"
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So annoying.
Do whatever you want.
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Wait. Come here.
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Let me ask you
a question.
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Okay.
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What's it like to date you?
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Oh! Okay, well...
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dating me is like playing
a mysterious board game.
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[ Sighs ]
I'm trying to figure out
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what it's like
to date a poor.
A what?
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A poor.
A singular of poor people.
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You know, what do
you and Gregory do?
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Do you, like,
walk around, or...?
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What do you
eat for dinner?
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We usually just eat
at my place.
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Oh. My Place.
That sounds cute.
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I never heard of
that restaurant.
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"My place" is
where we cook the food
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that we bought
at the grocery store.
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Oh, my God.
[ Scoffs ]
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Please, only one annoying person
at a time.
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Okay, well, I'm done.
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I -- I have a serious question
about a student.
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Now, why the hell
is everybody coming in here
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asking me about students
today?
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I thought you might have
some information on RJ McCann.
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00:10:06,231 --> 00:10:08,149
Um, I'm struggling
with him a bit.
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You know who else
is struggling? His dad.
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That man has the worst case
of struggle face I've ever seen.
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It's like...
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Back to RJ, I just -- I need
to figure out something
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to get him engaged
in school.
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Well,
I see that's important,
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because if you lose him
in eighth grade,
253
00:10:24,040 --> 00:10:25,542
he might be lost forever.
254
00:10:27,627 --> 00:10:30,380
Well, I'm off
to teach step class.
255
00:10:30,380 --> 00:10:32,632
Wait! Can I --
Can I bring RJ?
256
00:10:32,632 --> 00:10:34,509
Yeah. Just don't
let his dad show up,
257
00:10:34,509 --> 00:10:36,010
'cause whew, Lord.
[ Laughs ]
258
00:10:38,596 --> 00:10:41,182
Oh, pretty color.
[ Yawns ] Oh, thank you.
259
00:10:41,182 --> 00:10:43,268
And thank you so much
for taking me, Barb.
260
00:10:43,268 --> 00:10:45,061
Ever since
my nail salon burned down,
261
00:10:45,061 --> 00:10:46,229
I have the hands
262
00:10:46,229 --> 00:10:48,857
of a rock-climbing
construction worker.
263
00:10:48,857 --> 00:10:52,277
Yeah, you needed a manicure,
and I needed some me time
264
00:10:52,277 --> 00:10:55,655
because Janine was working
my nerves this morning.
265
00:10:55,655 --> 00:10:57,907
[ As Allen Iverson ] "I mean,
it's just practice, man.
266
00:10:57,907 --> 00:11:01,619
You know? It's not the test.
It's just practice."
267
00:11:01,619 --> 00:11:03,329
Right?
[ Chuckles ]
268
00:11:03,329 --> 00:11:05,206
You know, I remember
when I was a young teacher,
269
00:11:05,206 --> 00:11:08,209
oh, I'd get so stressed out
about all this stuff.
270
00:11:08,209 --> 00:11:11,421
And as annoying
as it is...
271
00:11:11,421 --> 00:11:12,922
I understand.
272
00:11:12,922 --> 00:11:14,257
Yeah, no, you're right.
273
00:11:14,257 --> 00:11:16,801
She'll figure it out,
just like we did.
274
00:11:16,801 --> 00:11:18,344
Melissa, you ever
think about retir--
275
00:11:18,344 --> 00:11:20,680
Wait, shh, shh.
This is about the strike.
276
00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:23,725
Oh, wow. This is more exciting
than a high-speed car chase.
277
00:11:23,725 --> 00:11:25,184
Hey, can you
turn this up?
278
00:11:25,184 --> 00:11:26,644
Can you turn that up?
279
00:11:26,644 --> 00:11:28,479
[ Rhythmic stomping ]
280
00:11:31,566 --> 00:11:33,359
Not bad.
281
00:11:33,359 --> 00:11:36,237
Jacob, are you stupid?
He clearly hates this.
282
00:11:36,237 --> 00:11:37,906
Yeah, I c-- I can see that.
I'm just --
283
00:11:37,906 --> 00:11:40,116
I'm trying to find something
that he'll take to
284
00:11:40,116 --> 00:11:41,200
so that he doesn't have to
go straight home.
285
00:11:41,200 --> 00:11:43,202
Well,
he should like that thing
286
00:11:43,202 --> 00:11:44,495
if you want him
to keep doing it.
287
00:11:44,495 --> 00:11:46,247
You did ask the kid
what he enjoys, right?
288
00:11:48,291 --> 00:11:50,084
'Kay,
so you are stupid.
289
00:11:50,084 --> 00:11:51,544
Stop guessing
and just ask him.
290
00:11:51,544 --> 00:11:52,587
RJ, come here.
291
00:11:55,256 --> 00:11:58,009
What kinds of things
do you like to do?
292
00:11:58,009 --> 00:12:01,137
Hang out with friends.
I like to be outside.
293
00:12:01,137 --> 00:12:03,514
Quiet. And nature's cool,
I guess.
294
00:12:05,350 --> 00:12:06,267
Hold that thought.
295
00:12:08,019 --> 00:12:09,270
Do I have to
keep stepping?
296
00:12:09,270 --> 00:12:10,647
Please don't.
Thank you.
297
00:12:10,647 --> 00:12:11,898
Girls.
298
00:12:11,898 --> 00:12:13,107
Hey, come on, come on,
come on.
299
00:12:13,107 --> 00:12:14,317
Pick up, pick up,
pick up, pick up.
300
00:12:14,317 --> 00:12:17,028
Gregory! Gregory,
urgent question for you.
301
00:12:17,028 --> 00:12:19,781
Is there room in your garden
for one more Goofball?
302
00:12:19,781 --> 00:12:21,407
For the thousandth time,
303
00:12:21,407 --> 00:12:23,201
that program is
for the students.
304
00:12:23,201 --> 00:12:25,036
No, no, not --
not for me, for RJ.
305
00:12:25,036 --> 00:12:27,121
I think he would
really thrive in it.
306
00:12:27,121 --> 00:12:28,539
You know,
this could've been a text
307
00:12:28,539 --> 00:12:30,083
that you sent tomorrow.
308
00:12:30,083 --> 00:12:32,252
Wait. Are you --
Are you wearing a t-shirt?
309
00:12:32,252 --> 00:12:34,462
Cute!
Janine:
Who's that? Is that Jacob?
310
00:12:34,462 --> 00:12:36,381
Janine!
Jacob, can you hear me?
311
00:12:36,381 --> 00:12:37,507
Yeah!
Can you see me?
312
00:12:37,507 --> 00:12:38,967
N-No.
No.
313
00:12:38,967 --> 00:12:40,843
Can you reverse it?
Well, I got you a --
314
00:12:40,843 --> 00:12:42,178
Press the --
It's in the, um...
315
00:12:42,178 --> 00:12:44,472
Jacob! Hi!
316
00:12:44,472 --> 00:12:46,140
Oh, I'm working
on my practice test,
317
00:12:46,140 --> 00:12:47,684
so I can't really talk
right now.
318
00:12:47,684 --> 00:12:48,893
Well, that's why
he didn't call you.
319
00:12:48,893 --> 00:12:49,936
Oh.
Yeah.
320
00:12:49,936 --> 00:12:52,397
What are you up to?
Well --
321
00:12:52,397 --> 00:12:54,524
[ Cellphone chimes ]
Oh, wait. Hold on.
Gregory's getting an e-mail.
322
00:12:54,524 --> 00:12:57,443
Who the hell is Angela
from GNC Customer Support?
323
00:12:57,443 --> 00:13:00,613
Um, okay. Uh, RJ is welcome
to join the Goofballs.
324
00:13:00,613 --> 00:13:01,948
Okay.
Uh, please text next time.
325
00:13:01,948 --> 00:13:03,366
Gregory, who's Angela?
Yep. Mm-hmm.
326
00:13:03,366 --> 00:13:04,450
Who is that?
No, she's not an issue --
327
00:13:07,787 --> 00:13:10,832
Alright, smarty pants, what
would you do in this situation?
328
00:13:10,832 --> 00:13:13,209
To unclog a toilet,
I would use the plunger.
329
00:13:13,209 --> 00:13:14,794
That's what they want
you to do.
330
00:13:14,794 --> 00:13:17,171
Who's they?
Big plunger, baby boy.
331
00:13:17,171 --> 00:13:18,673
Let me show you
a little trick.
332
00:13:18,673 --> 00:13:21,509
[ Soft sobbing, sniffling ]
333
00:13:21,509 --> 00:13:24,429
Morton, that you?
334
00:13:24,429 --> 00:13:25,805
No...
335
00:13:25,805 --> 00:13:27,682
Come on now,
I know that sniffle anywhere.
336
00:13:27,682 --> 00:13:29,308
I said it's not me.
337
00:13:29,308 --> 00:13:30,935
Whatever it is,
you can't move on
338
00:13:30,935 --> 00:13:32,770
if you don't say
what's going on.
339
00:13:32,770 --> 00:13:34,647
[ Sniffles ]
Everybody hates me.
340
00:13:34,647 --> 00:13:36,774
Oh, come on now.
What did I tell you?
341
00:13:36,774 --> 00:13:38,651
How I shouldn't base
my self-worth off
342
00:13:38,651 --> 00:13:41,487
of other people's
opinions of me.
343
00:13:41,487 --> 00:13:43,072
Even if they're right.
344
00:13:43,072 --> 00:13:45,825
[ Door creaks ]
[ Sniffles ]
345
00:13:45,825 --> 00:13:46,951
You didn't hear any of that,
did you?
346
00:13:46,951 --> 00:13:49,829
Nah.
Thanks, man.
347
00:13:49,829 --> 00:13:51,372
I'm going to go
get back to work.
348
00:13:54,083 --> 00:13:57,754
You see, fixing what's broken
just requires a magic touch.
349
00:13:57,754 --> 00:13:59,088
Okay.
350
00:14:02,050 --> 00:14:03,926
[ Toilet flushes ]
Hey!
351
00:14:03,926 --> 00:14:05,470
[ Chuckles ]
352
00:14:07,055 --> 00:14:08,848
Barb, good news.
353
00:14:08,848 --> 00:14:12,518
50% off all linens
at the Ross?
Uh, no. Not that.
354
00:14:12,518 --> 00:14:15,480
My class retook the test
under the ideal conditions --
355
00:14:15,480 --> 00:14:17,732
in the morning,
bright-eyed and focused --
356
00:14:17,732 --> 00:14:20,068
and I set
the thermostat to 89
357
00:14:20,068 --> 00:14:23,488
in order to get it to the highly
productive temperature of 73.
358
00:14:23,488 --> 00:14:25,865
That's a whole lot
of information.
Yeah, yeah.
359
00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:27,366
And you know what?
360
00:14:27,366 --> 00:14:28,868
Now, they're probably
not gonna all be perfect scores,
361
00:14:28,868 --> 00:14:31,245
but I'm just excited to see how
much they've improved, right?
362
00:14:31,245 --> 00:14:33,122
Yes.
So here we go.
Last one.
363
00:14:33,122 --> 00:14:35,708
Alright.
[ Chuckles excitedly ]
364
00:14:35,708 --> 00:14:37,502
[ Imitates fanfare ]
365
00:14:37,502 --> 00:14:38,503
Okay.
366
00:14:38,503 --> 00:14:41,005
[ Imitates fanfare ]
367
00:14:41,005 --> 00:14:43,216
Trombone.
[ Imitates fanfare ]
368
00:14:43,216 --> 00:14:45,718
Let's push it through.
Yeah. Okay.
369
00:14:45,718 --> 00:14:48,137
Ah. Okay,
so it is official.
370
00:14:48,137 --> 00:14:49,347
My class...
371
00:14:51,682 --> 00:14:53,059
...straight up failed.
372
00:14:53,059 --> 00:14:55,770
Womp, womp.
373
00:14:59,190 --> 00:15:02,068
Melissa, these
chocolate-covered raisins
374
00:15:02,068 --> 00:15:04,112
are gonna be
the death of me.
375
00:15:04,112 --> 00:15:05,780
Gregory, you want some?
Oh.
376
00:15:05,780 --> 00:15:07,365
No, thank you.
I don't understand why
377
00:15:07,365 --> 00:15:09,826
anyone would ruin a raisin
by dipping it in chocolate.
378
00:15:09,826 --> 00:15:10,993
Man, you are sick.
379
00:15:12,995 --> 00:15:15,456
Well, my kids
failed the retest.
380
00:15:15,456 --> 00:15:17,667
Even Claudia?
She's a great student.
381
00:15:17,667 --> 00:15:20,670
Yeah, even Claudia.
You know, I don't get it.
382
00:15:20,670 --> 00:15:22,296
I -- It was
the right time of day.
383
00:15:22,296 --> 00:15:24,215
Their bellies were full,
but not too full.
384
00:15:24,215 --> 00:15:26,676
They were bright-eyed
and bushy-tailed.
385
00:15:26,676 --> 00:15:28,636
Well, it looks like you figured
out what the problem is then.
386
00:15:28,636 --> 00:15:29,595
Mm-hmm.
What?
387
00:15:29,595 --> 00:15:31,430
You.
What?!
388
00:15:31,430 --> 00:15:34,600
Damn.
No, no, no, no.
I am not the problem.
389
00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:37,353
My kids have passed
every year with flying colors.
390
00:15:37,353 --> 00:15:39,230
The way I've taught
the test works.
391
00:15:39,230 --> 00:15:40,356
And now it doesn't.
392
00:15:40,356 --> 00:15:42,191
Yeah, you can teach it
the same way
393
00:15:42,191 --> 00:15:44,318
five years, six years,
everything's fine.
394
00:15:44,318 --> 00:15:46,404
Then you get a new group
of kids,
395
00:15:46,404 --> 00:15:48,364
all of a sudden it
doesn't work anymore.
396
00:15:48,364 --> 00:15:50,658
Mm-hmm. I remember
once I had a class
397
00:15:50,658 --> 00:15:53,995
I had to sing the ABCs
or they just didn't get it.
398
00:15:53,995 --> 00:15:56,873
Oh, and
you just had to sing?
399
00:15:56,873 --> 00:15:58,624
I just thought I had
it figured out.
400
00:15:58,624 --> 00:16:00,585
I mean...
401
00:16:00,585 --> 00:16:04,463
like, isn't there some point
where you've just got it down?
402
00:16:04,463 --> 00:16:07,425
No! Kid, "having it down"
403
00:16:07,425 --> 00:16:10,303
means you gotta know
when to change it up.
404
00:16:10,303 --> 00:16:12,054
Okay.
405
00:16:12,054 --> 00:16:15,850
I guess I will try...
trying something else.
406
00:16:15,850 --> 00:16:18,227
Switching up my methods.
Okay.
407
00:16:18,227 --> 00:16:19,896
I'm just happy
that we all equally helped you
408
00:16:19,896 --> 00:16:21,397
along this journey.
409
00:16:21,397 --> 00:16:23,024
Aww, Gregory.
410
00:16:23,024 --> 00:16:24,609
What part did you play?
411
00:16:24,609 --> 00:16:25,651
Damn.
412
00:16:27,278 --> 00:16:29,572
So when you have
a word problem,
413
00:16:29,572 --> 00:16:31,240
you can map out what
you're reading like this.
414
00:16:31,240 --> 00:16:34,619
Okay,
George has three cars.
415
00:16:34,619 --> 00:16:40,166
Bruce has two times
as many cars as George.
416
00:16:40,166 --> 00:16:43,252
So, how many cars
does Bruce have?
417
00:16:43,252 --> 00:16:45,421
Students: Six!
Six! Yes!
418
00:16:45,421 --> 00:16:46,547
Let's hope he has
a driveway, right?
419
00:16:46,547 --> 00:16:47,340
Hey, Ava.
420
00:16:48,591 --> 00:16:50,301
Hey.
421
00:16:50,301 --> 00:16:52,345
Ah! I just had a breakthrough
with my students.
422
00:16:52,345 --> 00:16:54,931
We came at test prep
a bit more visually,
423
00:16:54,931 --> 00:16:56,807
so we're gonna need
to take the test again.
424
00:16:56,807 --> 00:16:58,100
For a third time?
425
00:16:58,100 --> 00:17:00,645
This isn't even a real test,
Janine. No!
426
00:17:00,645 --> 00:17:02,688
Let's see if they can solve
this word problem.
427
00:17:02,688 --> 00:17:05,483
If you have one teacher who
is getting on all my nerves --
428
00:17:05,483 --> 00:17:06,651
Alright, you don't
have to answer that.
429
00:17:06,651 --> 00:17:09,320
[ Ava laughs ]
430
00:17:09,320 --> 00:17:11,697
Hey, uh,
I was looking for you.
431
00:17:11,697 --> 00:17:12,949
Okay.
432
00:17:12,949 --> 00:17:14,367
I finished up
on the second floor.
433
00:17:14,367 --> 00:17:15,868
Great.
434
00:17:15,868 --> 00:17:17,870
Do you need anything else
before I go?
435
00:17:17,870 --> 00:17:19,205
No.
436
00:17:20,414 --> 00:17:22,083
Alright then,
uh, I'll head out.
437
00:17:23,376 --> 00:17:24,752
It was really good
seeing you again.
438
00:17:25,711 --> 00:17:27,004
You look nice.
439
00:17:30,591 --> 00:17:31,676
Hi, Janine.
440
00:17:33,010 --> 00:17:35,888
So...
[ Clears throat ]
441
00:17:35,888 --> 00:17:37,765
...O'Shon is the poor guy?
442
00:17:37,765 --> 00:17:39,016
Don't eavesdrop on me.
443
00:17:39,016 --> 00:17:40,518
You're in my classroom.
[ Sighs ]
444
00:17:42,687 --> 00:17:44,438
When you cook at home...
Mm-hmm?
445
00:17:44,438 --> 00:17:46,691
...do you wash the dishes
yourself?
446
00:17:46,691 --> 00:17:48,568
Ava, you are not rich.
447
00:17:48,568 --> 00:17:50,278
Let's pull up our bank accounts
and put 'em side by side.
448
00:17:50,278 --> 00:17:51,487
I don't wanna do that.
That's what I thought.
449
00:17:51,487 --> 00:17:52,780
Okay.
450
00:17:55,324 --> 00:17:58,744
Yeah. There you go.
Just like that, in the sun.
451
00:17:58,744 --> 00:18:00,454
Oh, hey, RJ,
that's really good.
452
00:18:00,454 --> 00:18:01,998
Thanks.
[ Scoffs ]
453
00:18:01,998 --> 00:18:03,499
How come he never
compliments me?
454
00:18:03,499 --> 00:18:04,875
'Cause you never do
anything good.
455
00:18:04,875 --> 00:18:06,752
[ Laughter ]
456
00:18:06,752 --> 00:18:08,546
How's he --
How's he doing?
457
00:18:08,546 --> 00:18:09,672
Looks good.
458
00:18:09,672 --> 00:18:11,632
Honestly, great.
He's a natural.
459
00:18:11,632 --> 00:18:14,385
I haven't seen anybody
this good at plants since...
460
00:18:14,385 --> 00:18:15,928
well, me.
461
00:18:15,928 --> 00:18:17,680
Awesome. Yes.
462
00:18:23,561 --> 00:18:26,063
Maybe Goofballs isn't
his thing either.
463
00:18:26,063 --> 00:18:28,691
But we'll find something
he loves.
464
00:18:28,691 --> 00:18:31,902
I'm not gonna give up.
I'm not gonna stop.
465
00:18:31,902 --> 00:18:33,738
I'm gonna work harder.
466
00:18:33,738 --> 00:18:35,114
I'm a survivor,
467
00:18:35,114 --> 00:18:37,575
I'm gonna make it,
I will s--
468
00:18:37,575 --> 00:18:41,412
Point is, w-we're gonna find,
um, the right fit for RJ.
469
00:18:41,412 --> 00:18:44,707
And that's how I popularized
the phrase "That's trash."
470
00:18:44,707 --> 00:18:46,000
What? That was you?
471
00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:47,626
I also came up
with "I'll be back,"
472
00:18:47,626 --> 00:18:50,046
but that bum from Australia
stole it from me.
473
00:18:50,046 --> 00:18:52,381
I got to be honest with you,
Mr. Johnson.
474
00:18:52,381 --> 00:18:55,676
Do you?
Yeah, I do,
because I respect you.
475
00:18:55,676 --> 00:18:58,179
The district sent me here
to train with you...
476
00:18:58,179 --> 00:19:00,848
so I could replace you.
I know, son.
477
00:19:00,848 --> 00:19:04,602
But -- But I can never do
what you do.
[ Chuckles ] I know, son.
478
00:19:04,602 --> 00:19:07,730
But, listen, you're gonna
make a great janitor.
479
00:19:07,730 --> 00:19:08,856
[ Machine beeps ]
480
00:19:08,856 --> 00:19:10,566
Just not here.
481
00:19:10,566 --> 00:19:13,194
[ Whirring ]
Wow.
482
00:19:17,823 --> 00:19:20,534
Alright,
what's this about?
483
00:19:20,534 --> 00:19:22,411
Take a seat.
I need to talk to you.
484
00:19:22,411 --> 00:19:25,122
If I'm gonna let myself
be pursued by O'Shon,
485
00:19:25,122 --> 00:19:28,459
I really need to understand
the mindset of a poor man.
486
00:19:28,459 --> 00:19:32,088
And the only way to do that is
to go to the poorest man I know.
487
00:19:32,088 --> 00:19:36,425
Say I could get you
a $15,000 raise,
488
00:19:36,425 --> 00:19:39,011
say the equivalent
of a district IT worker.
489
00:19:39,011 --> 00:19:40,680
What would you do
with it?
490
00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:42,348
I'd to pay off
my student loans.
491
00:19:42,348 --> 00:19:43,474
Your student what?
492
00:19:43,474 --> 00:19:45,101
Or buy a nicer car.
493
00:19:45,101 --> 00:19:47,186
No. What would you do
for Janine?
494
00:19:49,480 --> 00:19:51,982
Buy her a nicer car?
This is what I came for.
495
00:19:51,982 --> 00:19:54,777
Yeah, I'd probably try
to find a reliable...
Ugh!
496
00:19:54,777 --> 00:19:55,945
...pre-owned...
Ugh!
497
00:19:55,945 --> 00:19:57,571
...hybrid.
Get out.
498
00:19:59,782 --> 00:20:01,700
So, am I getting a raise?
No!
499
00:20:01,700 --> 00:20:03,369
Why would I
give you a raise?
500
00:20:03,369 --> 00:20:04,787
You're so irresponsible
with your money.
501
00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:10,501
RJ, he's just --
just your average kid, Billy.
502
00:20:10,501 --> 00:20:12,795
You know, he takes SEPTA
just like you and me.
503
00:20:12,795 --> 00:20:15,798
So I'm gonna
figure it out.
504
00:20:15,798 --> 00:20:17,758
And you know why,
Billy?
505
00:20:17,758 --> 00:20:20,136
Oh, let me guess.
506
00:20:20,136 --> 00:20:22,346
Because
it's your damn job?
507
00:20:22,346 --> 00:20:23,889
You are
such a good listener.
508
00:20:23,889 --> 00:20:26,225
Yeah, well, legally, I'm not
allowed to wear headphones.
509
00:20:26,225 --> 00:20:29,645
Oh! Time for
news updates.
510
00:20:29,645 --> 00:20:31,397
[ Exhales sharply ]
511
00:20:31,397 --> 00:20:34,316
Oh. Wow. That c--
That can't be right.
512
00:20:34,316 --> 00:20:36,569
It says that
SEPTA's demands went unmet,
513
00:20:36,569 --> 00:20:39,113
and they
called the strike.
514
00:20:39,113 --> 00:20:41,782
That's news to me.
Man: Attention, drivers.
515
00:20:41,782 --> 00:20:44,326
The city failed to meet our
very reasonable demands.
516
00:20:44,326 --> 00:20:48,289
We will be going on strike.
Stand by for further updates.
517
00:20:48,289 --> 00:20:50,791
Well, it looks like
you gotta get out, Jacob.
518
00:20:52,126 --> 00:20:54,545
Oh, my God. It--
It's happening now?
519
00:20:54,545 --> 00:20:57,298
[ Brakes hiss ]
Yeah, seems that way.
520
00:20:57,298 --> 00:21:00,593
Yeah. Gotta stand
by the working man.
521
00:21:00,593 --> 00:21:01,510
Can you do that?
522
00:21:03,846 --> 00:21:05,014
Proudly.
523
00:21:05,014 --> 00:21:06,557
I believe in you.
524
00:21:06,557 --> 00:21:09,351
Woman:
Do we got to get out?
525
00:21:09,351 --> 00:21:10,978
Oh! How exciting!
526
00:21:10,978 --> 00:21:12,229
It's historic!
Do we got to get out?
527
00:21:12,229 --> 00:21:13,981
No, no, no.
You guys are good.
528
00:21:13,981 --> 00:21:15,608
Strike doesn't start
till tomorrow.
529
00:21:15,608 --> 00:21:17,568
But for him...
530
00:21:17,568 --> 00:21:18,819
it starts today.
531
00:21:18,819 --> 00:21:20,488
[ Laughter, applause ]
532
00:21:20,488 --> 00:21:22,156
Wait!
533
00:21:22,156 --> 00:21:23,532
Billy!
534
00:21:25,743 --> 00:21:27,786
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