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( slam! )
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Cliff, what are you doing?
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Just celebrating
the morning off, dear.
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Cliff, it's 6:00.
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Good. That means
I've only used up a half hour.
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That looks good.
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Wait until I put on
the gooseberry-kiwi jam.
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Mm-mm-mm.
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Mm-mmm!
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Are you going to share?
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No.
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Oh, maybe.
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Thanks a lot.
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Eat up.
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You're beautiful,
you know that?
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( wicked laughter )
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Cliff.
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( snarling )
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Wait a minute!
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I'll be late for work.
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I want to kiss you
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until it's time for
you to go to work.
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I'll be late.
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Yes, but at least
you'll go to work
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with a smile
on your face.
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Every time I go to work
with a smile on my face
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Everybody knows
why I'm late.
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I guess I could always
sneak in the back way.
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You fool.
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There is no back way.
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( knocking )
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Who is it?
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It's Rudy.
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What do you want?
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I'm up.
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Good.
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It's snowing outside my window.
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Is it snowing outside yours?
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Yes.
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Could I see?
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Uh... hon, listen--
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it's early in the morning.
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Can I see mommy?
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There's mommy.
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Good morning, Rudy.
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Morning, mommy.
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Who wants to play?
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Your mother and I
are playing right now.
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No, you're not.
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Listen.
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Come here a second.
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It's early
in the morning, honey.
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You know that book
Dad bought you
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with pictures
and some Words?
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Why don't you
go read that?
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Bye-Bye.
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And now...
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I was kissing you
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until it's time for you
to go to work.
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Cliff, look at that.
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You've got a rip
in your pajamas.
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Well, there goes...
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why do you wear
these old pajamas?
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They're comfortable.
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Wear the ones I bought you
for father's day.
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They're silk pajamas.
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I don't like silk.
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I feel like
I'm sliding around in them.
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You never wear your
father's day bathrobe, either.
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That bathrobe is so short
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I feel like a Roman soldier.
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You never wear any
of your father's day gifts.
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When you get me presents,
you get me things
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that you want
to see me in.
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You don't get me
things that I like.
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That's not True.
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It is True.
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Father's day has been like that
for a long time.
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There are fathers everywhere
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who get presents they can't use
and don't want.
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I'm serious.
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From day one
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when eve and the boys gave Adam
the first soap-on-a-rope.
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Cliff, come on.
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I'm not kidding.
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I have a closet here
that is full of presents
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that they sell
only on One holiday--
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father's day!
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Look at this-- I've got
a chest full of stuff here.
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I saved these things
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because I know that one day
I will be about 70 years old
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and my children will say
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"Where's the father's day gifts
I gave you?"
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if I don't have them
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they'll
beat me up.
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See these ties?
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None of them go
with any suit I have.
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I have deodorants here--
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enough to have me smelling like
anybody you want to meet.
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Also, I have the famous
soap-on-the-rope
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which I have never
learned to use properly
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because if you have to
do your feet...
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I have not been able
to get up there yet.
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Look at this!
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I had forgotten...
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Wait, put this on.
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I have plenty of things
that light up.
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You have no idea.
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I have suspenders
someone gave me--
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I don't know what the child
was drinking at the time.
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Oh, yes. Okay.
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Wait a minute.
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I love this because
the little men's eyes light up.
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This is more fun!
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We ought to do this
in the morning
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and hope none of
the children see us.
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Oh, boy!
How am I looking?
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Great.
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I love it when you dress me.
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Oh, ssh.
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Boy, oh, boy.
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Now, oh-oh.
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Let's not forget this.
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Oh. Theo gave me this tie.
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My son.
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Isn't this wonderful?
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Am I looking wonderful
or what?
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Oh, the yo-yo.
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Am I looking wonderful?
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Looking great.
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Are these serious presents?
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For father's day?
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Last year, I sat in the
living room all father's day.
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Children walked past--
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"Hi, dad.
Nice to see you."
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"Hello, Dad."
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Somewhere around 4:00
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somebody said,
"is the mall still open?"
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Oh, cliff.
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It's not that bad.
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It is that bad.
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You mothers
know how to work mother's day.
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First, mothers tell the children
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how they carried them
all that time.
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Then they say
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"And I'd better
get good presents
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because you know who gave me
these blue veins on my legs?"
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I do not do that.
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That's why you all
get great presents--
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because you all
promote yourselves better.
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I don't say anything,
and look at me.
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Let me show you something.
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You think I'm kidding.
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This is one of
the highlights of my life.
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I love it
when it snows.
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Maybe we can make
a snowman before school.
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Maybe there
won't be school.
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It has to snow
more than that
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before They'll
close school.
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Your problem is you like school.
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You'd go on weekends
if you could.
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You'd do anything
to get out of it--
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like asking mom about staying
home for the jewish holidays.
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Hey, we're all brothers.
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Hi.
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Get down, dad.
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You look like times square.
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Dad, you okay?
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Sure.
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Dad, you look funny.
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Thank you.
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You're welcome.
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Good morning.
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Good morning,
Denise.
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What's going on?
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Oh, nothing.
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Are you going to work
like that?
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Why not?
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It doesn't look
very professional.
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Why are you dressed like that?
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Because I want to talk to
all of you about father's day.
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Father's day?
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It's two weeks
before christmas.
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I'm giving you
six months' notice.
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I want better presents.
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Last year we chipped in with mom
and got you that walkman.
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And I watched my walkman
walk around with you all.
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I want something for me.
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I gave you
lots of hugs and kisses.
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Yes, you did
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and hugs and kisses--
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I love them to death.
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It's hard to shop for you
on father's day.
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Why?
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It's so close
to your birthday.
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Father's day is June 16th.
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My birthday is in october.
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That's still
two presents close together.
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It can wipe you out.
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Not if you plan well.
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Last year, I found a shirt
and a tie packaged together.
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I gave him the tie
for father's day
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and saved the shirt
for his birthday.
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The shirt was too small
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and then Rudy took my tie
and used it for a jump rope.
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You're demanding presents
from your children.
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All I'm asking you all to do
is think.
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Think.
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Think about what?
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I don't know.
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About who I am
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and what I am.
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You've lived with me
your whole life
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and you buy presents
like you met me yesterday.
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Are you serious
about this?
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Look at me.
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Would you go
out in the street
looking like this?
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No.
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There's
the difference--
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I would.
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I would go outside
looking like this
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because my children
bought this for me
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and I love them.
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One day
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you'll become a father
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and you'll get all of
these things for father's day
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because I'll come over
and sell these to your children.
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I'd like to get you
better things
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but I don't have the money.
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I'm not talking about
an apartment building.
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Just a simple
bouquet of flowers.
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Okay, I'll get you flowers.
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No, dad.
I understand.
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And dad
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Sorry about that tie.
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Somewhere there's a suit
that goes with this tie.
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But don't get the suit!
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Dad's right.
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We've done a lousy job
for father's day.
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Mom once gave me $20
to buy him a present.
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I bought myself a $16 bracelet
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and got him $4 cuff links.
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All kids are like that
on Father's day.
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We could be
the first kids in history
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to get our father
something he could use.
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We'll be like pioneers.
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Let's start looking today.
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Are you kidding?
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It's a great idea.
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I'll ask mom
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if she'll take us shopping
after school.
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I'm getting him tennis balls,
and I don't care what they cost.
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Mom, you look tired.
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I don't know
why I should.
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I've only spent hours
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tramping through every
store in New York city.
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Mom, think of the look
on Dad's face
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when he gets
the perfect gift.
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May I help you?
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Where are your tennis balls?
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We don't carry tennis balls.
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Schmiddhauer's is
a specialty store.
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We're buying gifts
for my husband.
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Would you like to see some of
our popular christmas items?
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This is for
father's day.
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Avoiding the rush?
268
00:13:40,998 --> 00:13:43,731
I think
we'll just browse.
269
00:13:44,731 --> 00:13:46,198
Excuse me.
270
00:13:46,198 --> 00:13:48,231
How much
is this?
271
00:13:48,231 --> 00:13:50,231
$299.50.
272
00:13:50,231 --> 00:13:51,764
For a tool kit?
273
00:13:51,764 --> 00:13:54,498
It's the complete home tool kit.
274
00:13:54,498 --> 00:13:58,831
I saw this on tv for $19.95.
275
00:13:58,831 --> 00:14:01,231
The tools are $19.95.
276
00:14:01,231 --> 00:14:05,164
The schmiddhauer name is $280.
277
00:14:05,164 --> 00:14:07,398
I'll just take
the tools.
278
00:14:07,398 --> 00:14:09,298
They're not
sold separately.
279
00:14:09,298 --> 00:14:12,364
Theo, you're not
getting him tools.
280
00:14:12,364 --> 00:14:13,764
I might.
281
00:14:13,764 --> 00:14:16,864
If you do,
he'll start fixing things.
282
00:14:16,864 --> 00:14:18,398
He likes fixing things.
283
00:14:18,398 --> 00:14:20,498
He also likes you to help.
284
00:14:20,498 --> 00:14:24,131
Theo, in this box
are your weekends.
285
00:14:26,098 --> 00:14:27,398
( knocking )
Come in.
286
00:14:27,398 --> 00:14:28,764
Dr. Huxtable?
287
00:14:28,764 --> 00:14:29,931
Oh, mrs. Lee.
288
00:14:29,931 --> 00:14:32,264
I brought my husband in
So you can talk.
289
00:14:33,198 --> 00:14:35,064
Ben, this is
dr. Huxtable.
290
00:14:35,064 --> 00:14:36,898
Dr. Huxtable,
my husband, Ben.
291
00:14:36,898 --> 00:14:37,964
Ben, hello.
292
00:14:37,964 --> 00:14:38,698
Nice meeting you.
293
00:14:38,698 --> 00:14:39,664
Good.
294
00:14:39,664 --> 00:14:40,898
I'll wait outside
295
00:14:40,898 --> 00:14:44,231
so you can
get to know each other.
296
00:14:45,298 --> 00:14:46,898
Make yourself at home.
297
00:14:46,898 --> 00:14:47,898
Thank you.
298
00:14:47,898 --> 00:14:49,731
Would you
like coffee?
299
00:14:49,731 --> 00:14:51,231
Sure--
cream, no sugar.
300
00:14:51,231 --> 00:14:52,764
Your wife is healthy.
301
00:14:52,764 --> 00:14:54,864
You must be a proud man.
302
00:14:54,864 --> 00:14:57,964
Yeah. We've waited for this baby
a long time.
303
00:14:57,964 --> 00:14:59,531
You must be tickled.
304
00:14:59,531 --> 00:15:00,398
You got kids?
305
00:15:00,398 --> 00:15:01,764
Yeah, five.
306
00:15:01,764 --> 00:15:03,098
All right!
307
00:15:03,098 --> 00:15:05,098
Keep them Barefoot and pregnant.
308
00:15:08,598 --> 00:15:10,664
"Barefoot and pregnant"?
309
00:15:10,664 --> 00:15:12,798
I'm an old-fashioned guy.
310
00:15:12,798 --> 00:15:16,031
I thought they died out
long ago.
311
00:15:16,031 --> 00:15:18,298
I've done a lot of things--
312
00:15:18,298 --> 00:15:22,098
four years in the marines,
two years on the pipeline...
313
00:15:22,098 --> 00:15:25,064
but there's nothing like having
a pregnant wife
314
00:15:25,064 --> 00:15:27,898
to really
prove your manhood.
315
00:15:27,898 --> 00:15:30,031
"Prove your manhood"?
316
00:15:30,031 --> 00:15:34,131
I told the wife I want to
have lots of kids.
317
00:15:34,131 --> 00:15:37,164
Every one of them will know
I'm the boss.
318
00:15:37,164 --> 00:15:38,698
Well, Mr. Lee...
319
00:15:38,698 --> 00:15:41,298
the more kids
you have
320
00:15:41,298 --> 00:15:43,864
the more people
will tell you
321
00:15:43,864 --> 00:15:46,564
that you are
not the boss.
322
00:15:46,564 --> 00:15:49,398
Doc, I'm telling you--
I'm the boss.
323
00:15:49,398 --> 00:15:53,231
The days of being the boss,
the "Barefoot and pregnant"--
324
00:15:53,231 --> 00:15:54,731
That's 30 years ago.
325
00:15:54,731 --> 00:15:57,264
The old-fashioned man is out.
326
00:15:57,264 --> 00:15:59,731
There's more to
this relationship
327
00:15:59,731 --> 00:16:01,731
than being the boss.
328
00:16:01,731 --> 00:16:03,564
You're not
the boss...
329
00:16:03,564 --> 00:16:04,598
neither
is she.
330
00:16:04,598 --> 00:16:07,231
The boss will be that baby.
331
00:16:07,231 --> 00:16:10,231
I've been married 20 years,
Mr. Lee
332
00:16:10,231 --> 00:16:14,798
and each day, my wife and I
grow closer together--
333
00:16:14,798 --> 00:16:17,764
mainly because
we're afraid of the children.
334
00:16:30,364 --> 00:16:31,364
Cliff!
335
00:16:31,364 --> 00:16:32,364
Hey!
336
00:16:32,364 --> 00:16:33,364
Cliff!
337
00:16:33,364 --> 00:16:34,798
What's going on?
338
00:16:34,798 --> 00:16:37,398
You're supposed to be
at the hospital
339
00:16:37,398 --> 00:16:38,731
making your rounds.
340
00:16:38,731 --> 00:16:39,998
Oh, really?
341
00:16:39,998 --> 00:16:43,231
You're not supposed to
be home for ten minutes.
342
00:16:43,231 --> 00:16:45,231
What kind of
trick is this?
343
00:16:45,231 --> 00:16:47,264
Go stand
across the street.
344
00:16:47,264 --> 00:16:48,731
I'll wave to you...
345
00:16:48,731 --> 00:16:50,264
across
the street?!
346
00:16:50,264 --> 00:16:51,464
It's 18 degrees!
347
00:16:51,464 --> 00:16:52,898
Honey, I'm sorry.
348
00:16:52,898 --> 00:16:54,898
Take this. Be warm.
349
00:16:55,931 --> 00:16:58,264
( knocking )
350
00:16:58,264 --> 00:17:00,264
What is going on?
351
00:17:00,264 --> 00:17:05,064
Cliff, the kids wanted to
surprise you for father's day.
352
00:17:05,064 --> 00:17:06,364
They did.
353
00:17:06,364 --> 00:17:08,231
They went out today
354
00:17:08,231 --> 00:17:10,231
and bought me presents?
355
00:17:10,231 --> 00:17:12,298
They shopped
all afternoon
356
00:17:12,298 --> 00:17:13,998
from store
to store.
357
00:17:13,998 --> 00:17:15,664
I have great kids.
358
00:17:15,664 --> 00:17:16,964
Yes, you do.
359
00:17:16,964 --> 00:17:18,798
What did they get me?
360
00:17:18,798 --> 00:17:20,231
Quick!
361
00:17:20,231 --> 00:17:21,364
Okay.
362
00:17:21,364 --> 00:17:23,331
Put this
around your neck.
363
00:17:23,331 --> 00:17:24,398
Get outside
364
00:17:24,398 --> 00:17:26,798
and Wait till
I call you.
365
00:17:26,798 --> 00:17:28,798
Will Ralph Edwards
be here?
366
00:17:29,764 --> 00:17:31,298
Kids, come downstairs!
367
00:17:31,298 --> 00:17:33,164
Is he home?
368
00:17:33,164 --> 00:17:35,831
No, but he'll be here soon.
369
00:17:35,831 --> 00:17:37,531
Okay, everybody get ready.
370
00:17:37,531 --> 00:17:39,898
I forgot to
sign the card!
371
00:17:39,898 --> 00:17:41,898
I think I hear him.
372
00:17:42,898 --> 00:17:44,064
Hi.
373
00:17:44,064 --> 00:17:44,998
Surprise!
374
00:17:44,998 --> 00:17:47,498
Happy Father's day!
375
00:17:47,498 --> 00:17:51,064
Oh, you shouldn't have!
376
00:17:52,631 --> 00:17:54,331
You made us.
377
00:17:54,331 --> 00:17:58,231
Golly...
This is really wonderful!
378
00:17:58,231 --> 00:18:00,231
Open them!
Open them!
379
00:18:00,231 --> 00:18:02,231
Okay!
Okay!
380
00:18:04,231 --> 00:18:05,764
Ah, boy...
381
00:18:05,764 --> 00:18:07,198
okay...
382
00:18:10,731 --> 00:18:13,464
"to a great dad
on father's day--
383
00:18:13,464 --> 00:18:15,164
"Even though it isn't.
384
00:18:15,164 --> 00:18:16,364
Love,
Vanessa."
385
00:18:16,364 --> 00:18:18,164
I hope you like it.
386
00:18:18,164 --> 00:18:20,264
You know I will.
387
00:18:20,264 --> 00:18:21,331
Think!
388
00:18:21,331 --> 00:18:22,664
Think!
389
00:18:28,798 --> 00:18:29,831
There's more!
390
00:18:29,831 --> 00:18:31,464
Yeah.
391
00:18:37,298 --> 00:18:39,531
It's the complete
home weather station.
392
00:18:39,531 --> 00:18:43,664
I have nothing
like this.
393
00:18:43,664 --> 00:18:45,198
Dad, you're
always asking
394
00:18:45,198 --> 00:18:47,198
"What's it like
out there?"
395
00:18:47,198 --> 00:18:48,731
this will
tell you.
396
00:18:48,731 --> 00:18:50,131
Uh-huh.
397
00:18:50,131 --> 00:18:51,131
Thank you.
398
00:18:51,131 --> 00:18:52,664
Happy
father's day.
399
00:18:52,664 --> 00:18:54,064
That's mine.
400
00:18:54,064 --> 00:18:55,664
This is you?
401
00:18:55,664 --> 00:18:57,098
Yeah.
402
00:18:57,098 --> 00:18:58,264
All right.
403
00:18:59,264 --> 00:19:01,764
"Dear daddy,
it's not a tie..."
404
00:19:01,764 --> 00:19:03,231
all right!
405
00:19:03,231 --> 00:19:04,664
"...Love, Denise."
406
00:19:04,664 --> 00:19:06,664
"It's not a tie."
407
00:19:06,664 --> 00:19:08,198
All right!
408
00:19:08,198 --> 00:19:09,631
Okay...
409
00:19:10,698 --> 00:19:13,764
it's an electric
ice cream scooper.
410
00:19:13,764 --> 00:19:14,931
Oh... Yeah.
411
00:19:14,931 --> 00:19:16,598
This part
warms up
412
00:19:16,598 --> 00:19:18,731
so you won't
hurt your wrist
413
00:19:18,731 --> 00:19:20,731
when you're scooping
ice cream.
414
00:19:20,731 --> 00:19:21,731
Thank you.
415
00:19:21,731 --> 00:19:23,264
Do you like it?
416
00:19:23,264 --> 00:19:24,364
I love it!
417
00:19:24,364 --> 00:19:26,331
Here you go, dad.
418
00:19:26,331 --> 00:19:28,264
All right, now.
419
00:19:28,264 --> 00:19:29,298
Read the card.
420
00:19:29,298 --> 00:19:30,731
Oh.
421
00:19:33,231 --> 00:19:38,464
"gonna be a father?
It will cost you a pretty note.
422
00:19:38,464 --> 00:19:40,198
Rock-a-Bye, baby."
423
00:19:40,198 --> 00:19:43,664
They didn't have
father's day cards.
424
00:19:43,664 --> 00:19:45,164
All right.
425
00:19:53,298 --> 00:19:54,831
Slippers.
426
00:19:54,831 --> 00:19:56,664
They're not just
slippers, dad.
427
00:19:56,664 --> 00:19:59,331
When you go outside
in the morning
428
00:19:59,331 --> 00:20:01,998
and get the paper
when it's raining...
429
00:20:01,998 --> 00:20:03,098
just do this.
430
00:20:03,098 --> 00:20:04,131
Rubbers.
431
00:20:04,131 --> 00:20:05,998
All right!
432
00:20:08,164 --> 00:20:09,664
All right!
433
00:20:09,664 --> 00:20:11,164
Rubber slippers!
434
00:20:11,164 --> 00:20:12,664
Here, daddy.
435
00:20:12,664 --> 00:20:15,564
And where's
your card?
436
00:20:16,698 --> 00:20:18,098
No card.
437
00:20:18,098 --> 00:20:19,498
All right.
438
00:20:19,498 --> 00:20:22,664
( humming fanfare )
439
00:20:24,164 --> 00:20:26,298
Tennis balls!
440
00:20:26,298 --> 00:20:29,098
I hope they're the right size.
441
00:20:29,098 --> 00:20:33,198
Yes, I'm sure
they're the right size.
442
00:20:33,198 --> 00:20:34,964
I looked in your closet.
443
00:20:34,964 --> 00:20:36,698
There was only one left.
444
00:20:36,698 --> 00:20:41,064
You know,
they're the right size!
445
00:20:42,064 --> 00:20:42,998
Cliff?
446
00:20:42,998 --> 00:20:44,031
Oh..!
447
00:20:44,031 --> 00:20:46,431
now we're cooking.
448
00:20:50,064 --> 00:20:54,098
"dear CLIFF:
No gift could ever equal
449
00:20:54,098 --> 00:20:57,798
"What you've given
to all of us.
450
00:20:57,798 --> 00:20:59,464
Love, Clair."
451
00:21:01,331 --> 00:21:02,598
Oh, no...
452
00:21:02,598 --> 00:21:05,264
it's an early edition
of the debates
453
00:21:05,264 --> 00:21:08,131
between Abraham Lincoln
and Stephen Douglas.
454
00:21:08,131 --> 00:21:09,398
This is great.
455
00:21:09,398 --> 00:21:10,598
Thank you.
456
00:21:10,598 --> 00:21:11,764
You know...
457
00:21:11,764 --> 00:21:14,331
these are the greatest
christmas presents
458
00:21:14,331 --> 00:21:16,731
I've ever gotten
for father's day.
459
00:21:16,731 --> 00:21:19,664
And the thing about it is
460
00:21:19,664 --> 00:21:22,664
you all did it by thinking.
461
00:21:22,664 --> 00:21:24,131
Thank you.
462
00:21:24,131 --> 00:21:26,664
Happy father's day!
463
00:21:34,664 --> 00:21:40,464
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