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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,633 --> 00:00:06,133 [HELICOPTER BLADES WHIRRING] 2 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 3 00:00:06,167 --> 00:00:09,367 - In a moment, when I say the number three, 4 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 5 00:00:09,400 --> 00:00:13,500 you will enter a state of deep relaxation. 6 00:00:13,533 --> 00:00:17,167 [DISTANT TRAFFIC NOISES] 7 00:00:17,200 --> 00:00:20,633 All the stresses and worries of the day 8 00:00:20,667 --> 00:00:22,467 will fall away 9 00:00:22,500 --> 00:00:24,767 and you will feel completely relaxed... 10 00:00:24,800 --> 00:00:29,600 [DISTANT CAR ALARM BLARES] 11 00:00:29,633 --> 00:00:34,100 As you fall towards a state of tremendous well-being, 12 00:00:34,133 --> 00:00:37,333 deeper and deeper. 13 00:00:37,367 --> 00:00:39,500 One... 14 00:00:39,533 --> 00:00:41,767 Deeper. 15 00:00:41,800 --> 00:00:44,400 Two... 16 00:00:44,433 --> 00:00:47,367 Deeper. 17 00:00:47,400 --> 00:00:48,500 Three-- [TAPE CLICKS OFF] 18 00:01:12,133 --> 00:01:15,000 [HIGH-PITCHED WHISTLING] 19 00:01:27,067 --> 00:01:29,033 Morning, Melville. 20 00:01:29,067 --> 00:01:31,000 Here you go. 21 00:02:07,300 --> 00:02:08,267 - [GRUNTS] 22 00:02:08,300 --> 00:02:10,700 Blam. 23 00:02:10,733 --> 00:02:13,100 [SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE] 24 00:02:29,400 --> 00:02:34,300 [SLOSHING] 25 00:02:34,333 --> 00:02:36,667 - What did you want to be when you grew up? 26 00:02:36,700 --> 00:02:38,100 When you were a boy, I mean. 27 00:02:38,133 --> 00:02:39,367 - Rich. 28 00:02:39,400 --> 00:02:41,767 - I must say, that's mission accomplished. 29 00:02:41,800 --> 00:02:43,100 - What do you want? 30 00:02:43,133 --> 00:02:44,233 - What do I want? 31 00:02:44,267 --> 00:02:45,667 What does anybody want? 32 00:02:45,700 --> 00:02:47,700 Happiness, love, world peace. 33 00:02:47,733 --> 00:02:49,367 That's the $6 million question, isn't it? 34 00:02:49,400 --> 00:02:51,033 - You want $6 million? 35 00:02:51,067 --> 00:02:52,700 - No. - These things take time. 36 00:02:52,733 --> 00:02:54,367 It's all tied up in stocks and shares. 37 00:02:54,400 --> 00:02:55,467 - Shut up. 38 00:02:55,500 --> 00:02:58,333 - Please, don't kill me. 39 00:02:58,367 --> 00:03:00,533 - I'm not going to. 40 00:03:00,567 --> 00:03:02,667 You're gonna disappear. 41 00:03:02,700 --> 00:03:04,800 You change your name, you take nothing with you, 42 00:03:04,833 --> 00:03:06,600 you tell no one, and you never-- 43 00:03:06,633 --> 00:03:07,767 and this is the important bit-- 44 00:03:07,800 --> 00:03:11,533 you never, ever come back. 45 00:03:11,567 --> 00:03:12,800 I hear Brazil's nice. 46 00:03:12,833 --> 00:03:14,667 - Very nice. 47 00:03:14,700 --> 00:03:18,200 - If you fail in any one of these conditions, 48 00:03:18,233 --> 00:03:19,533 I will find you. 49 00:03:19,567 --> 00:03:20,600 - Thank you. 50 00:03:20,633 --> 00:03:22,467 - Don't thank me. Just do it. 51 00:03:22,500 --> 00:03:24,733 - No, really. Thank you. 52 00:03:24,767 --> 00:03:29,067 I haven't crapped for a week. 53 00:03:29,100 --> 00:03:31,267 [GUNSHOT] Ooh. 54 00:03:31,300 --> 00:03:32,633 - Shit. 55 00:03:41,633 --> 00:03:43,233 What are you doing here, Bjorn? 56 00:03:43,267 --> 00:03:44,300 This was my job. 57 00:03:44,333 --> 00:03:46,767 - Your ass is mine now, Milo. 58 00:03:46,800 --> 00:03:48,233 When management hears about this, 59 00:03:48,267 --> 00:03:49,700 I'll have your head on a plate. 60 00:03:49,733 --> 00:03:50,533 - Well, make your mind up. 61 00:03:50,567 --> 00:03:52,033 Is it my head or my ass you want? 62 00:03:52,067 --> 00:03:54,167 - A bit of both. 63 00:03:54,200 --> 00:03:55,700 - Why not do it now, then? 64 00:03:55,733 --> 00:03:59,567 - I don't want people accusing me of acting unprofessionally. 65 00:03:59,600 --> 00:04:03,300 I'll wait for the paperwork. 66 00:04:03,333 --> 00:04:04,633 And when I have it, 67 00:04:04,667 --> 00:04:10,067 no one will be able to save you, not even Leo. 68 00:04:10,100 --> 00:04:12,667 I've been waiting for this day ever since Amsterdam. 69 00:04:12,700 --> 00:04:13,667 [CAR DOOR CLICKS SHUT] 70 00:04:13,700 --> 00:04:16,700 [MOTOR PURRS AND TIRES SQUEAL] 71 00:04:23,167 --> 00:04:24,667 - Hi. My name's Milo. 72 00:04:24,700 --> 00:04:26,567 I'm 33. 73 00:04:26,600 --> 00:04:29,800 [TAPE REWINDS] 74 00:04:29,833 --> 00:04:31,267 Hi. 75 00:04:31,300 --> 00:04:33,133 Hi, my name's Milo. 76 00:04:33,167 --> 00:04:34,800 I'm 31. 77 00:04:34,833 --> 00:04:37,533 I like going out to restaurants. 78 00:04:37,567 --> 00:04:38,567 I like going to the cinema. 79 00:04:38,600 --> 00:04:39,667 I love clubbing. 80 00:04:39,700 --> 00:04:41,800 Uh, reading, writing, arithmetic-- 81 00:04:41,833 --> 00:04:43,367 shit. 82 00:04:48,067 --> 00:04:51,400 My name's Milo. 83 00:04:51,433 --> 00:04:53,567 I'm a professional hit man, 84 00:04:53,600 --> 00:04:55,300 and I have been for too long. 85 00:04:55,333 --> 00:04:57,100 What I am looking for? 86 00:04:57,133 --> 00:04:58,767 Well... 87 00:04:58,800 --> 00:05:00,800 Someone to-- 88 00:05:00,833 --> 00:05:04,367 someone to share things with. 89 00:05:04,400 --> 00:05:07,100 A life without secrets. 90 00:05:07,133 --> 00:05:08,533 A new beginning, I suppose, 91 00:05:08,567 --> 00:05:09,767 if it's possible. 92 00:05:09,800 --> 00:05:11,667 [SIGHS] 93 00:05:11,700 --> 00:05:16,233 I've no idea what I am looking for. 94 00:05:16,267 --> 00:05:19,100 I'll know it when I find it. 95 00:05:19,133 --> 00:05:21,500 [GUNSHOT AND SMASHING] 96 00:05:21,533 --> 00:05:22,500 [GUNSHOT AND GLASS SHATTERING] 97 00:05:22,533 --> 00:05:24,367 [ELECTRICITY ZAPPING] 98 00:05:24,400 --> 00:05:26,567 [GUNSHOT AND GLASS SHATTERING] 99 00:05:26,600 --> 00:05:29,133 [YELPS] 100 00:05:29,167 --> 00:05:31,600 [GUNSHOTS AND GLASS SHATTERING] 101 00:05:31,633 --> 00:05:36,667 [GRUNTS] 102 00:05:36,700 --> 00:05:39,600 [PHONE RINGS] 103 00:05:39,633 --> 00:05:41,733 [RINGING CONTINUES] 104 00:05:41,767 --> 00:05:43,500 [GUNSHOTS, GLASS SHATTERING, AND GRUNTING] 105 00:05:43,533 --> 00:05:44,600 [LOUD CLICKING] 106 00:05:44,633 --> 00:05:46,533 [LOUD CLANGING AND RINGING CONTINUES] 107 00:05:46,567 --> 00:05:48,467 [PANTING] - Hello? 108 00:05:48,500 --> 00:05:49,433 [GUNSHOT AND GLASS SHATTERS] 109 00:05:49,467 --> 00:05:51,600 - I don't think I can go through with this. 110 00:05:51,633 --> 00:05:53,500 - What are you talking about, Leo? Through with what? 111 00:05:53,533 --> 00:05:56,667 - Have you seen what happens to people when they retire? 112 00:05:56,700 --> 00:05:58,633 - Leo, we've been through this. 113 00:05:58,667 --> 00:06:01,233 Don't see it as an end; See it as a new beginning. 114 00:06:01,267 --> 00:06:03,633 Life is there for the taking. 115 00:06:03,667 --> 00:06:06,500 - What do you think I've been doing for the past 20 years? 116 00:06:12,067 --> 00:06:15,500 - That wasn't quite what I meant. 117 00:06:15,533 --> 00:06:17,500 - You wouldn't say that if you were sitting where I am now. 118 00:06:17,533 --> 00:06:18,600 - And where is that? 119 00:06:18,633 --> 00:06:21,733 - I'm in my future. 120 00:06:21,767 --> 00:06:25,033 I'm in the Autumn sun retirement village 121 00:06:25,067 --> 00:06:29,300 with Stanley. 122 00:06:29,333 --> 00:06:30,500 Anyway, 123 00:06:30,533 --> 00:06:31,567 that's not why I rang you. 124 00:06:31,600 --> 00:06:33,333 You're in deep trouble, Milo. 125 00:06:33,367 --> 00:06:34,467 - So it would seem. 126 00:06:34,500 --> 00:06:36,333 - Are you having a nervous breakdown? 127 00:06:36,367 --> 00:06:38,500 - Leo, can we-- 128 00:06:38,533 --> 00:06:41,700 can we talk about this another time? 129 00:06:41,733 --> 00:06:44,033 It's not--it's not really convenient right now. 130 00:06:44,067 --> 00:06:46,067 - You have to acknowledge that you have a problem 131 00:06:46,100 --> 00:06:48,433 before you can fix it, Milo. 132 00:06:48,467 --> 00:06:50,700 In the meantime, get out of town. 133 00:06:50,733 --> 00:06:52,400 Use the biscuit tin. 134 00:06:52,433 --> 00:06:54,633 Go to my place in the country. 135 00:06:57,633 --> 00:06:58,733 [CRASHING] 136 00:06:58,767 --> 00:07:01,567 [CROWS CAWING] 137 00:07:05,567 --> 00:07:06,567 [GUNSHOT] 138 00:07:10,767 --> 00:07:13,267 [GUNSHOTS] 139 00:07:13,300 --> 00:07:14,300 - Melville! 140 00:07:14,333 --> 00:07:16,500 [GUNSHOTS CONTINUE] 141 00:08:11,267 --> 00:08:14,267 [RATTLING AND CLANKING] 142 00:08:47,367 --> 00:08:50,300 [ROOSTER CROWING] 143 00:08:50,333 --> 00:08:53,033 - "And there went out another horse. 144 00:08:53,067 --> 00:08:56,033 "And power was given to him that sat thereon 145 00:08:56,067 --> 00:08:58,333 "to take peace from the earth 146 00:08:58,367 --> 00:09:04,200 "and that they should kill one another. 147 00:09:04,233 --> 00:09:05,433 "And I heard a voice 148 00:09:05,467 --> 00:09:07,700 "in the midst of the four beasts say, 149 00:09:07,733 --> 00:09:10,333 "'a measure of a wheat for a penny 150 00:09:10,367 --> 00:09:13,333 "'and three measures of barley for a penny 151 00:09:13,367 --> 00:09:17,200 and see thou hurt not the oil and the wine.'" 152 00:09:17,233 --> 00:09:18,733 - amen to that. 153 00:09:18,767 --> 00:09:20,300 - "And I looked. 154 00:09:20,333 --> 00:09:22,733 "And behold, a pale horse. 155 00:09:22,767 --> 00:09:27,167 "And him that sat on him was death 156 00:09:27,200 --> 00:09:30,300 and hell followed with him." 157 00:09:30,333 --> 00:09:34,667 - [PANTING] 158 00:09:34,700 --> 00:09:39,300 [ROOSTER CROWING] 159 00:09:39,333 --> 00:09:42,333 [CHURCH BELLS RINGING] 160 00:09:48,700 --> 00:09:51,733 [RINGING CONTINUES] 161 00:10:38,700 --> 00:10:42,233 - [COUGHING AND CHOKING] 162 00:10:42,267 --> 00:10:43,433 [SPITS] 163 00:10:53,267 --> 00:10:56,300 [RINGING CONTINUES] 164 00:11:01,667 --> 00:11:03,500 - What are you gawking at? 165 00:11:03,533 --> 00:11:04,533 - Huh? 166 00:11:10,233 --> 00:11:13,100 - [GRUNTING] 167 00:11:34,233 --> 00:11:35,633 [SHEEP BLEATING] 168 00:11:35,667 --> 00:11:38,433 - [SIGHS] 169 00:11:38,467 --> 00:11:41,300 - [BURPS] 170 00:11:41,333 --> 00:11:44,033 [EXPLOSION] 171 00:11:44,067 --> 00:11:47,233 Smack! - Ooh! 172 00:11:47,267 --> 00:11:48,333 - Oh, shit. 173 00:11:51,367 --> 00:11:55,300 [WHIMPERING] 174 00:11:55,333 --> 00:11:56,767 Shit! 175 00:12:00,333 --> 00:12:03,433 [MOTOR RUMBLING] 176 00:12:11,767 --> 00:12:14,200 - How are you feeling? 177 00:12:17,200 --> 00:12:19,300 Come on, lucky. Off you go. 178 00:12:23,067 --> 00:12:24,200 - Who are you? 179 00:12:24,233 --> 00:12:26,167 - I was gonna ask you the same question. 180 00:12:26,200 --> 00:12:28,133 - Where am I? - In my house. 181 00:12:28,167 --> 00:12:32,333 - How did I get here? - My car. 182 00:12:32,367 --> 00:12:34,167 You can let go of my arm now. 183 00:12:42,267 --> 00:12:43,233 - A sheep exploded. 184 00:12:43,267 --> 00:12:44,300 They don't normally do that. 185 00:12:44,333 --> 00:12:46,233 - The question is, what were you doing up there? 186 00:12:46,267 --> 00:12:47,367 - Why is that the question? 187 00:12:47,400 --> 00:12:48,800 - Sheep don't blow themselves up. 188 00:12:48,833 --> 00:12:50,233 - You think I did that? 189 00:12:50,267 --> 00:12:52,233 I've got better things to do with my time. 190 00:12:52,267 --> 00:12:53,400 - Is that right? 191 00:12:53,433 --> 00:12:54,400 - Yes. 192 00:12:54,433 --> 00:12:57,300 Yes, it is. 193 00:12:57,333 --> 00:12:58,433 [GASPS] 194 00:12:58,467 --> 00:13:00,267 - Where do you think you're going? 195 00:13:00,300 --> 00:13:02,133 - Thank you for all your assistance. 196 00:13:02,167 --> 00:13:03,633 I don't want to take up any more of your time. 197 00:13:03,667 --> 00:13:05,033 - You're not going anywhere. 198 00:13:05,067 --> 00:13:06,267 - I'm sorry? 199 00:13:06,300 --> 00:13:08,133 - Not until I know for sure it wasn't you. 200 00:13:08,167 --> 00:13:10,800 - You're serious? - Deadly. 201 00:13:10,833 --> 00:13:12,500 Just look me in the eye and say it wasn't you, 202 00:13:12,533 --> 00:13:13,667 then you're free to go. 203 00:13:13,700 --> 00:13:15,600 - Do you treat all your guests like this? 204 00:13:15,633 --> 00:13:18,533 - You're not a guest. You're a suspect. 205 00:13:18,567 --> 00:13:20,133 Go on. 206 00:13:20,167 --> 00:13:21,633 How hard it can be to look someone in the eye 207 00:13:21,667 --> 00:13:25,133 and tell them the truth? 208 00:13:25,167 --> 00:13:27,467 - It wasn't me. 209 00:13:27,500 --> 00:13:29,500 - That wasn't too hard, was it? 210 00:13:31,767 --> 00:13:34,100 You can go now. - Thank you. 211 00:13:34,133 --> 00:13:35,467 - I'll give you a lift if you like. 212 00:13:35,500 --> 00:13:37,200 - That won't be necessary. 213 00:13:37,233 --> 00:13:39,100 - I know. Come on. 214 00:13:43,767 --> 00:13:46,533 [BIRDS CLUCKING AND SQUAWKING] 215 00:14:04,267 --> 00:14:05,767 Slam! 216 00:14:05,800 --> 00:14:08,033 [RUSTLING AND THUD] 217 00:14:08,067 --> 00:14:11,067 - [PANTING] 218 00:14:18,267 --> 00:14:19,667 [GASPS] 219 00:14:36,067 --> 00:14:39,133 It's a Glock 17. 220 00:14:39,167 --> 00:14:43,033 It's made almost entirely of plastic, 221 00:14:43,067 --> 00:14:49,033 making it un...de...tec...table 222 00:14:49,067 --> 00:14:52,133 by metal...Detectors. 223 00:14:52,167 --> 00:14:53,700 For this reason alone, 224 00:14:53,733 --> 00:14:56,133 it is the hand gun of choice 225 00:14:56,167 --> 00:15:01,200 for professional assistants. 226 00:15:01,233 --> 00:15:05,500 For professional assassins. 227 00:15:13,700 --> 00:15:15,667 - Thanks again. 228 00:15:15,700 --> 00:15:17,633 - Take these. Painkillers. 229 00:15:17,667 --> 00:15:18,767 They're for dogs. 230 00:15:18,800 --> 00:15:20,800 So if you get an urge to cock your leg on a lamppost, 231 00:15:20,833 --> 00:15:22,667 don't worry, it'll wear off. 232 00:15:22,700 --> 00:15:24,133 Welcome to Gwynfyd. 233 00:15:40,067 --> 00:15:43,667 - What I am looking for? 234 00:15:43,700 --> 00:15:47,400 Someone to share things with. 235 00:16:00,767 --> 00:16:03,000 - Oh, Milo. 236 00:16:52,333 --> 00:16:53,567 - Hello. 237 00:16:53,600 --> 00:16:55,100 Nice hat. 238 00:16:55,133 --> 00:16:57,067 - Boy, she's a beauty, isn't she? 239 00:16:57,100 --> 00:16:58,567 - Were you on the moors? 240 00:16:58,600 --> 00:16:59,567 - That's right. 241 00:16:59,600 --> 00:17:01,600 Give longshanks a right kicking. 242 00:17:01,633 --> 00:17:04,033 Historical reenactment society. 243 00:17:04,067 --> 00:17:05,100 - Longshanks? 244 00:17:05,133 --> 00:17:06,700 - Edward I, king of England, 245 00:17:06,733 --> 00:17:09,067 1272 to 1307. 246 00:17:09,100 --> 00:17:11,300 I can see you are not an historical gentleman. 247 00:17:11,333 --> 00:17:16,733 - No, I'm afraid not. 248 00:17:16,767 --> 00:17:18,400 - It's you, isn't it? 249 00:17:18,433 --> 00:17:20,367 - What's me? - You're him, aren't you? 250 00:17:21,833 --> 00:17:23,033 I thought so. 251 00:17:23,067 --> 00:17:25,800 - I think--i think you might have made some sort of mistake. 252 00:17:25,833 --> 00:17:27,400 - Oh, no, no. Not at all. Not at all. 253 00:17:27,433 --> 00:17:28,433 We've being expecting you. 254 00:17:28,467 --> 00:17:30,800 - You have? - Yes, I knew it. 255 00:17:30,833 --> 00:17:33,567 - You're the baker. - The baker? 256 00:17:33,600 --> 00:17:35,333 The baker. The baker. [CHUCKLES] 257 00:17:35,367 --> 00:17:37,200 Yes. Yes, of course I am. 258 00:17:37,233 --> 00:17:38,333 - You know, I'll tell you what. 259 00:17:38,367 --> 00:17:40,600 I knew it the moment you walked through that door there. 260 00:17:40,633 --> 00:17:42,133 There's an aura of fresh bread about you. 261 00:17:42,167 --> 00:17:44,667 You know, pies, scones, cakes. It's wonderful. 262 00:17:44,700 --> 00:17:45,733 You just give it off. 263 00:17:45,767 --> 00:17:46,800 I've often thought to myself, 264 00:17:46,833 --> 00:17:49,433 there is no nobler craft than the baking of bread. 265 00:17:49,467 --> 00:17:53,233 Where, after all, would we be without the humble loaf? 266 00:17:53,267 --> 00:17:54,633 - Quite. 267 00:17:54,667 --> 00:17:56,233 - Bryn Morgan, local apothecary, 268 00:17:56,267 --> 00:17:57,767 brewer of medicinal liquids. 269 00:17:57,800 --> 00:17:58,767 - Milo. 270 00:17:58,800 --> 00:17:59,867 - Milo? - Yes? 271 00:17:59,900 --> 00:18:04,233 - Never trust a man who doesn't give his full name. 272 00:18:04,267 --> 00:18:06,367 - Milo. 273 00:18:06,400 --> 00:18:07,633 M--Milo Shakespeare. 274 00:18:07,667 --> 00:18:08,633 - Shakespeare! Thud! 275 00:18:08,667 --> 00:18:11,033 [BOTH GRUNTING AND YELPING] 276 00:18:11,067 --> 00:18:14,100 "Oh, the smell of blood still. 277 00:18:14,133 --> 00:18:17,033 "All the perfumes of Arabia 278 00:18:17,067 --> 00:18:20,567 will not sweeten this little hand." 279 00:18:21,600 --> 00:18:25,633 [MOANS AND GROANS] 280 00:18:25,667 --> 00:18:27,400 Macbeth. Any relation? 281 00:18:27,433 --> 00:18:28,267 - To Macbeth? 282 00:18:28,300 --> 00:18:29,600 - Shakespeare. - Not that I know of. 283 00:18:29,633 --> 00:18:30,800 - Ah, more's the pity. 284 00:18:30,833 --> 00:18:32,633 Great mind, wonderful writer, 285 00:18:32,667 --> 00:18:34,333 not much hair, though. 286 00:18:34,367 --> 00:18:36,033 Never trust baldness. 287 00:18:38,667 --> 00:18:39,733 Rhys! 288 00:18:39,767 --> 00:18:45,633 Get yourself up here now. 289 00:18:45,667 --> 00:18:47,600 This is Milo, Milo Shakespeare, 290 00:18:47,633 --> 00:18:49,200 no relation. 291 00:18:49,233 --> 00:18:50,633 - Rhys Edwards. 292 00:18:50,667 --> 00:18:51,633 I own a chop chip-- 293 00:18:51,667 --> 00:18:53,733 ship shop--shop chip--ship ship. 294 00:18:53,767 --> 00:18:55,100 What do you call it? 295 00:18:55,133 --> 00:18:57,133 COD almighty. 296 00:18:57,167 --> 00:18:58,633 I own COD almighty. 297 00:18:58,667 --> 00:19:00,633 Freshest haddock in the valley... 298 00:19:00,667 --> 00:19:01,633 Or fish cakes 299 00:19:01,667 --> 00:19:05,600 or any fish-related product... 300 00:19:05,633 --> 00:19:07,633 Really. 301 00:19:07,667 --> 00:19:09,633 - Well, it's a pleasure to meet you, Rhys. 302 00:19:09,667 --> 00:19:11,633 - Nothing better than the smell of fresh fish. 303 00:19:11,667 --> 00:19:13,167 Is there, Bryn? 304 00:19:13,200 --> 00:19:15,467 Except the smell of fresh bread, of course. 305 00:19:15,500 --> 00:19:17,467 [SNORTS] 306 00:19:19,467 --> 00:19:20,467 Bang! 307 00:19:33,800 --> 00:19:35,067 - [EXHALES] 308 00:19:37,633 --> 00:19:39,600 - What we can do for you, Milo? 309 00:19:39,633 --> 00:19:41,500 - I'm just looking for a telephone. 310 00:19:55,633 --> 00:19:56,667 Well, I can't stay here forever. 311 00:19:56,700 --> 00:19:58,267 They think I'm the baker, Leo. 312 00:19:58,300 --> 00:19:59,667 Why didn't you tell me it was a bakery, 313 00:19:59,700 --> 00:20:00,633 for Christ's sake? 314 00:20:00,667 --> 00:20:02,667 - Well, I would have thought it was obvious 315 00:20:02,700 --> 00:20:03,667 from the photo. 316 00:20:03,700 --> 00:20:05,033 - What photo? 317 00:20:05,067 --> 00:20:06,567 - With the rest of the information. 318 00:20:06,600 --> 00:20:08,067 - There was no photo, Leo. 319 00:20:08,100 --> 00:20:10,267 - That's strange. 320 00:20:10,300 --> 00:20:12,567 Does it matter if it's a bakery? 321 00:20:12,600 --> 00:20:14,567 - Eh, it just might. 322 00:20:14,600 --> 00:20:16,433 What was the name of that plastic surgeon? 323 00:20:16,467 --> 00:20:19,133 The one that did Victor after the Sao Paulo fiasco? 324 00:20:19,167 --> 00:20:21,233 - Forget the plastic surgeon, Milo. 325 00:20:21,267 --> 00:20:22,567 I'm working on it 326 00:20:22,600 --> 00:20:24,500 as we speak, in fact, 327 00:20:24,533 --> 00:20:26,567 but it could take some time. 328 00:20:26,600 --> 00:20:27,567 Just sit tight. 329 00:20:27,600 --> 00:20:30,233 [BEEPING] - Hello? 330 00:20:30,267 --> 00:20:31,733 Hello? [CLICKING] 331 00:20:33,567 --> 00:20:35,300 [DIAL TONE DRONING] Leo? 332 00:20:35,333 --> 00:20:37,433 - Thanks for the drink, Henry. 333 00:20:40,667 --> 00:20:42,433 Be lucky. 334 00:21:14,700 --> 00:21:17,533 - "COD almighty." 335 00:21:52,600 --> 00:21:53,733 - He's not a baker. 336 00:21:53,767 --> 00:21:54,733 - Who's not a baker? 337 00:21:54,767 --> 00:21:56,300 - The baker! 338 00:21:56,333 --> 00:21:58,500 - The baker's not a baker. 339 00:21:58,533 --> 00:21:59,467 - It's a cover. 340 00:21:59,500 --> 00:22:00,633 - I see. 341 00:22:00,667 --> 00:22:02,167 - I don't know why he's here yet. 342 00:22:02,200 --> 00:22:04,467 I'm guessing it's a big job. 343 00:22:04,500 --> 00:22:06,100 He could be a sleeper. 344 00:22:06,133 --> 00:22:07,567 Yeah, someone who goes in 345 00:22:07,600 --> 00:22:09,633 months or years before the job 346 00:22:09,667 --> 00:22:11,733 to establish themselves in the community, 347 00:22:11,767 --> 00:22:13,333 thereby, you know, 348 00:22:13,367 --> 00:22:15,567 avoiding suspicion when the day comes. 349 00:22:15,600 --> 00:22:16,600 - What day is that then? 350 00:22:16,633 --> 00:22:17,567 - Well, for the hit. 351 00:22:17,600 --> 00:22:19,033 - The hit? 352 00:22:19,067 --> 00:22:22,433 - He's a hit man. 353 00:22:22,467 --> 00:22:24,267 - You're fired. 354 00:22:24,300 --> 00:22:26,033 - Huh? 355 00:22:26,067 --> 00:22:28,600 - I can't have dangerously delusional employees 356 00:22:28,633 --> 00:22:29,667 serving my customers. 357 00:22:29,700 --> 00:22:31,600 You'll put them off their fish. 358 00:22:31,633 --> 00:22:33,600 Take my advice: 359 00:22:33,633 --> 00:22:35,567 Stay off the drugs. 360 00:22:35,600 --> 00:22:37,133 - That's your answer to everything. 361 00:22:37,167 --> 00:22:38,533 He's a hit man. I'm telling you. 362 00:22:38,567 --> 00:22:41,467 The bakery is a front. 363 00:22:41,500 --> 00:22:42,600 [ELECTRONIC BEEPING] 364 00:22:42,633 --> 00:22:44,133 - Well, 365 00:22:44,167 --> 00:22:46,667 my commander will be very interested in this. 366 00:22:46,700 --> 00:22:49,600 - Your commander? - Mm-hmm. 367 00:22:49,633 --> 00:22:52,533 Of the alien mother ship I come from, see? 368 00:22:52,567 --> 00:22:54,267 This shop is just a front. 369 00:22:54,300 --> 00:22:56,500 And I'm really an alien come here 370 00:22:56,533 --> 00:22:59,567 to study the brain activity of imbeciles. 371 00:22:59,600 --> 00:23:01,800 That's why I employed you, Eggs. 372 00:23:01,833 --> 00:23:03,233 - I can prove it. 373 00:23:03,267 --> 00:23:04,433 Guess what I've got in my trousers. 374 00:23:04,467 --> 00:23:05,433 - Oh, god. 375 00:23:05,467 --> 00:23:08,433 Eggs, no! Don't, please-- 376 00:23:08,467 --> 00:23:10,633 bloody hell. 377 00:23:10,667 --> 00:23:12,500 Is that what I think it is? - Yes. 378 00:23:12,533 --> 00:23:17,633 - Is it--is it real? 379 00:23:17,667 --> 00:23:18,767 Eggs, give it to me. 380 00:23:18,800 --> 00:23:19,767 Come on. 381 00:23:19,800 --> 00:23:21,133 - No! - Give it. 382 00:23:21,167 --> 00:23:22,133 Just give it to me! 383 00:23:22,167 --> 00:23:23,133 [BOTH SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY] 384 00:23:23,167 --> 00:23:24,367 [GUNSHOT AND GLASS SHATTERS] 385 00:23:24,400 --> 00:23:27,133 ♪ Throw me a line ♪ 386 00:23:27,167 --> 00:23:28,633 ♪ I got to leave this place ♪ 387 00:23:28,667 --> 00:23:30,267 ♪ 388 00:23:41,167 --> 00:23:42,533 - Mm, smells good. 389 00:23:42,567 --> 00:23:45,600 - One of my patients. 390 00:23:45,633 --> 00:23:50,067 You win some; You lose some. 391 00:23:50,100 --> 00:23:51,600 - So you work here too? 392 00:23:51,633 --> 00:23:53,367 - Gets me out in the evenings. 393 00:23:53,400 --> 00:23:54,633 - Life in the fast Lane, eh? 394 00:23:54,667 --> 00:23:56,467 - Life in the hard shoulder's more like it. 395 00:23:56,500 --> 00:23:58,333 - Great. 396 00:23:58,367 --> 00:24:00,467 - Yes, it is. It's great. 397 00:24:00,500 --> 00:24:01,533 Which Lane do you drive in? 398 00:24:01,567 --> 00:24:04,400 - Well, slow Lane, mostly. 399 00:24:04,433 --> 00:24:05,633 Sometimes on a crazy day, 400 00:24:05,667 --> 00:24:07,600 I might wander into the middle Lane. 401 00:24:07,633 --> 00:24:08,767 - Hmm. 402 00:24:08,800 --> 00:24:10,367 So Milo... 403 00:24:10,400 --> 00:24:12,100 What are you running away from? 404 00:24:12,133 --> 00:24:13,467 - How do you mean? 405 00:24:13,500 --> 00:24:14,567 - You don't move to a place like Gwynfyd 406 00:24:14,600 --> 00:24:16,300 unless you're running from something. 407 00:24:16,333 --> 00:24:18,033 - Yeah, I wanted a change. 408 00:24:18,067 --> 00:24:19,033 - From what? 409 00:24:19,067 --> 00:24:20,200 - From what I was doing. 410 00:24:20,233 --> 00:24:21,433 - What was that? 411 00:24:21,467 --> 00:24:23,167 - That's baking, of course. 412 00:24:23,200 --> 00:24:25,300 - But you're still a baker. 413 00:24:25,333 --> 00:24:27,600 - Yeah, but I'm in a different place now. 414 00:24:27,633 --> 00:24:29,300 Do you ever stop asking questions? 415 00:24:29,333 --> 00:24:30,367 - Once they're all answered. 416 00:24:30,400 --> 00:24:32,433 Does it bother you? 417 00:24:32,467 --> 00:24:33,133 - Is that why you're here? 418 00:24:33,167 --> 00:24:34,700 Are you running from something? 419 00:24:34,733 --> 00:24:36,567 - What makes you think I'm not from here? 420 00:24:36,600 --> 00:24:37,567 - Are you? - No. 421 00:24:37,600 --> 00:24:38,567 - So. 422 00:24:38,600 --> 00:24:41,433 - Have you always been a baker? - Not always. 423 00:24:41,467 --> 00:24:43,167 Is it true that vets are just doctors 424 00:24:43,200 --> 00:24:44,200 who don't like people? 425 00:24:44,233 --> 00:24:46,367 Is that why you came here, to be with animals? 426 00:24:46,400 --> 00:24:48,600 - I met quite a few animals when I lived in the city. 427 00:24:48,633 --> 00:24:50,467 Why did you choose Gwynfyd? 428 00:24:50,500 --> 00:24:52,467 - I heard there was shortage of baked goods. 429 00:24:52,500 --> 00:24:53,567 - Is that right? 430 00:24:53,600 --> 00:24:56,167 - That's right. 431 00:24:56,200 --> 00:24:58,467 - So when do we get our first taste of fresh bread? 432 00:24:58,500 --> 00:25:01,033 - Oh, you know, soon. 433 00:25:01,067 --> 00:25:03,467 - I wouldn't leave it too long or people will start to talk. 434 00:25:03,500 --> 00:25:04,333 - About what? 435 00:25:04,367 --> 00:25:07,333 - About the baker who doesn't bake. 436 00:25:07,367 --> 00:25:10,400 Will you be making donuts? - Donuts? 437 00:25:10,433 --> 00:25:11,633 - The ones with jam in the middle. 438 00:25:11,667 --> 00:25:14,467 There's nothing better than biting into a jam-filled donut, 439 00:25:14,500 --> 00:25:16,467 and feeling the jam squirt out all over your chin. 440 00:25:16,500 --> 00:25:17,600 Don't you think? 441 00:25:17,633 --> 00:25:19,600 - Mm. 442 00:25:19,633 --> 00:25:21,167 - How's your head? 443 00:25:21,200 --> 00:25:22,467 - I'll live. 444 00:25:22,500 --> 00:25:24,533 - Glad to hear it. 445 00:25:24,567 --> 00:25:26,200 Enjoy your meal. 446 00:25:32,167 --> 00:25:34,233 - Doing some baking, are you? 447 00:25:34,267 --> 00:25:37,400 - Ooh, nothing gets past you, does it? 448 00:25:37,433 --> 00:25:41,300 Sharp as a spoon and half as useful. 449 00:25:41,333 --> 00:25:44,533 - Spoons can be very useful. 450 00:26:46,633 --> 00:26:49,700 [SLAPPING] 451 00:27:06,200 --> 00:27:09,200 - [GRUNTING] 452 00:27:14,367 --> 00:27:15,700 - At this time, 453 00:27:15,733 --> 00:27:18,200 the female often gorges to such an extent 454 00:27:18,233 --> 00:27:23,700 that the weaker male can be fatally crushed. 455 00:27:23,733 --> 00:27:26,367 - Martha! 456 00:27:26,400 --> 00:27:30,300 - [INDISTINCT SHOUTING AND SMACKING] 457 00:27:30,333 --> 00:27:33,367 [SHEEP BLEATING] 458 00:27:53,233 --> 00:27:56,233 [SMASHING] 459 00:28:26,333 --> 00:28:29,333 [SNIPPING] 460 00:28:45,300 --> 00:28:47,100 [SHEEP BLEATING FAINTLY] 461 00:28:47,133 --> 00:28:48,267 [BELCHING] 462 00:28:48,300 --> 00:28:52,767 [EXPLOSION] 463 00:28:52,800 --> 00:28:56,267 [DOG BARKING FAINTLY] 464 00:28:56,300 --> 00:28:57,733 - [SIGHS] 465 00:28:57,767 --> 00:28:59,467 [DOG CONTINUES BARKING] 466 00:28:59,500 --> 00:29:01,067 [SIGHS] 467 00:29:01,100 --> 00:29:04,100 [SIRENS BLARING] 468 00:29:16,767 --> 00:29:18,167 - What can I get you? 469 00:29:23,100 --> 00:29:24,167 [ELECTRICITY BUZZING] 470 00:29:24,200 --> 00:29:26,067 [MUFFLED SCREAMING] 471 00:29:33,133 --> 00:29:34,467 - Ahh! 472 00:29:34,500 --> 00:29:36,167 [WHIMPERS] 473 00:29:36,200 --> 00:29:37,700 - [GASPS] 474 00:29:37,733 --> 00:29:41,200 [WAILING] 475 00:29:53,200 --> 00:29:54,700 [ELECTRICITY ZAPPING AND SCREAMING] 476 00:29:54,733 --> 00:29:56,367 Click! [ZAPPING AND SCREAMING CONTINUE] 477 00:29:56,400 --> 00:29:58,233 - [LAUGHING MANIACALLY] 478 00:29:58,267 --> 00:29:59,233 Oh! 479 00:29:59,267 --> 00:30:01,200 That's priceless. 480 00:30:01,233 --> 00:30:03,200 This'll look good with the others. 481 00:30:03,233 --> 00:30:04,400 - You... 482 00:30:04,433 --> 00:30:05,600 Go too far. 483 00:30:05,633 --> 00:30:08,033 - Oh, I go all the way, boy. 484 00:30:08,067 --> 00:30:11,133 You ask your wife... 485 00:30:11,167 --> 00:30:12,433 If you know where she is. 486 00:30:12,467 --> 00:30:16,067 - I will see you in the grave, 487 00:30:16,100 --> 00:30:17,533 Robert Richards. 488 00:30:17,567 --> 00:30:20,700 - Not if I see you there first, 489 00:30:20,733 --> 00:30:22,433 Alun Thomas. 490 00:30:28,833 --> 00:30:30,400 - It's a Glock 17. 491 00:30:30,433 --> 00:30:31,533 Click! 9 millimeter. 492 00:30:31,567 --> 00:30:33,067 A favorite with hit men. 493 00:30:33,100 --> 00:30:35,300 And it's made almost entirely out of plastic 494 00:30:35,333 --> 00:30:37,033 and can be dismantled 495 00:30:37,067 --> 00:30:38,800 for transportation through airports 496 00:30:38,833 --> 00:30:40,400 and other areas of high security. 497 00:30:40,433 --> 00:30:42,767 - This must go no further, Bryn. 498 00:30:42,800 --> 00:30:45,500 - No. No, no, of course not. 499 00:30:45,533 --> 00:30:49,033 What's a baker doing with a gun? 500 00:30:49,067 --> 00:30:50,633 BOTH: He's not a baker. 501 00:30:50,667 --> 00:30:51,800 [BELL JINGLING] 502 00:30:51,833 --> 00:30:54,300 - Oh. 503 00:30:54,333 --> 00:30:55,300 - Rhys. 504 00:30:55,333 --> 00:30:56,300 - Yes, dear? 505 00:30:56,333 --> 00:30:58,033 - I want a word with you. 506 00:30:58,067 --> 00:31:01,533 - Well, I'm a bit busy-- - now. 507 00:31:01,567 --> 00:31:03,767 - Of course. 508 00:31:03,800 --> 00:31:05,200 I'll be right back. 509 00:31:17,833 --> 00:31:19,033 Click! 510 00:31:19,067 --> 00:31:22,067 - [GRUNTING] 511 00:31:26,100 --> 00:31:30,100 [GRUNTING CONTINUES] 512 00:31:36,800 --> 00:31:40,633 - Maybe he's just here on holiday. 513 00:31:40,667 --> 00:31:43,100 - Then why is he opening a bakery? 514 00:31:43,133 --> 00:31:45,067 Is he on a baking holiday? 515 00:31:45,100 --> 00:31:46,400 - [CHUCKLES] Dear god. 516 00:31:46,433 --> 00:31:48,667 Whoever heard of a baking holiday? 517 00:31:55,433 --> 00:31:57,067 Look, he's just a baker 518 00:31:57,100 --> 00:32:00,300 who happens to be a weapons enthusiast. 519 00:32:00,333 --> 00:32:01,733 Well, you never know. 520 00:32:01,767 --> 00:32:04,733 - We think he's a sleeper. 521 00:32:04,767 --> 00:32:06,133 - Bryn! 522 00:32:08,800 --> 00:32:10,100 Have you gone completely mad? 523 00:32:10,133 --> 00:32:11,100 - "Oh, aye. 524 00:32:11,133 --> 00:32:12,600 "I am but mad north-north-west 525 00:32:12,633 --> 00:32:14,767 when the wind is southerly I know a hawk from a handsaw." 526 00:32:14,800 --> 00:32:16,567 - What the bloody hell are you talking about? 527 00:32:16,600 --> 00:32:17,600 - Hamlet. 528 00:32:17,633 --> 00:32:18,600 - I'm talking about Shakespeare. 529 00:32:18,633 --> 00:32:19,600 - Well, there we are then. 530 00:32:19,633 --> 00:32:20,700 - What? - Shakespeare. 531 00:32:20,733 --> 00:32:21,733 - Yeah. - Well, that's it. 532 00:32:21,767 --> 00:32:23,733 - For god's sake, I'm talking about the baker. 533 00:32:23,767 --> 00:32:25,100 - Oh, yes. Yes, the baker. 534 00:32:25,133 --> 00:32:26,433 - It was supposed to be a secret. 535 00:32:26,467 --> 00:32:27,233 - I know. I know. 536 00:32:27,267 --> 00:32:28,767 There's nothing I can do about it. 537 00:32:28,800 --> 00:32:30,600 You know the way word gets around in this place. 538 00:32:30,633 --> 00:32:32,733 - I was only gone for ten minutes. 539 00:32:32,767 --> 00:32:36,567 - See what I mean? 540 00:32:36,600 --> 00:32:40,800 - Do you think he's a sleeper, Rhys? 541 00:32:40,833 --> 00:32:43,067 - He's here to establish a cover 542 00:32:43,100 --> 00:32:45,267 until the big day comes 543 00:32:45,300 --> 00:32:47,300 when he has to... 544 00:32:47,333 --> 00:32:49,300 Assassinate someone. 545 00:32:49,333 --> 00:32:50,667 - Assassinate? 546 00:32:50,700 --> 00:32:51,800 - Shh! 547 00:32:51,833 --> 00:32:53,300 - Well, who precisely around here 548 00:32:53,333 --> 00:32:54,400 qualifies for that term? 549 00:32:54,433 --> 00:32:55,800 - Well, it could be any one of us. 550 00:32:55,833 --> 00:32:58,400 Who knows who's paying his wages. 551 00:32:58,433 --> 00:33:04,267 - "Then not to ask for whom the bell tolls. 552 00:33:04,300 --> 00:33:08,333 It tolls for the thee." 553 00:33:08,367 --> 00:33:09,700 - Me? What have I done? 554 00:33:09,733 --> 00:33:11,733 - No, no. Not you specifically, Rhys. 555 00:33:11,767 --> 00:33:13,333 Not--no, no. I mean more generally... 556 00:33:13,367 --> 00:33:17,033 Like, you know, the-- 557 00:33:17,067 --> 00:33:19,033 - the presidential elections are coming up. 558 00:33:19,067 --> 00:33:20,033 - [CHUCKLING] 559 00:33:20,067 --> 00:33:22,633 - I don't think president of the local golf club 560 00:33:22,667 --> 00:33:25,233 counts as a potential target, Simon. 561 00:33:25,267 --> 00:33:27,300 - It's the oldest cover in the book, 562 00:33:27,333 --> 00:33:29,767 like mafia guys who own pizza restaurants 563 00:33:29,800 --> 00:33:34,633 except when someone goes in and orders a meat feast, 564 00:33:34,667 --> 00:33:36,633 they're not asking for a pizza. 565 00:33:36,667 --> 00:33:39,233 If you know what I mean. 566 00:33:39,267 --> 00:33:41,300 - So what? 567 00:33:41,333 --> 00:33:42,800 You go to the bakery, 568 00:33:42,833 --> 00:33:45,700 ask for a chocolate sponge, 569 00:33:45,733 --> 00:33:49,667 and before you know it... 570 00:33:49,700 --> 00:33:54,467 Your neighbor's pushing up daisies. 571 00:33:56,533 --> 00:33:59,467 - Or wife. 572 00:33:59,500 --> 00:34:01,367 BOTH: Or dad. 573 00:34:01,400 --> 00:34:02,633 - Or... 574 00:34:02,667 --> 00:34:04,633 Anyone at all. 575 00:34:04,667 --> 00:34:06,067 - The baker. 576 00:34:06,100 --> 00:34:07,733 That's his code name, probably. 577 00:34:07,767 --> 00:34:10,333 It's brilliant! 578 00:34:10,367 --> 00:34:11,600 Thud! 579 00:34:11,633 --> 00:34:12,633 Thud! - [SIGHS] 580 00:34:12,667 --> 00:34:16,400 - But what's he doing here? 581 00:34:16,433 --> 00:34:18,200 - Whatever the reason, 582 00:34:18,233 --> 00:34:20,233 he's here: 583 00:34:20,267 --> 00:34:23,633 A professional assassin in our midst. 584 00:34:23,667 --> 00:34:26,033 - The baker. 585 00:34:40,333 --> 00:34:41,767 - Don't you work in the chip shop? 586 00:34:41,800 --> 00:34:44,467 - Afternoons. 587 00:34:44,500 --> 00:34:45,700 - Two jobs? 588 00:34:45,733 --> 00:34:47,367 Not many people could handle that. 589 00:34:47,400 --> 00:34:48,567 - I can... 590 00:34:48,600 --> 00:34:50,667 And a secret identity if I have to. 591 00:34:53,767 --> 00:34:55,633 [BELL JINGLES] 592 00:35:01,133 --> 00:35:04,600 - Checking out the competition? 593 00:35:04,633 --> 00:35:06,567 - Something like that. 594 00:35:06,600 --> 00:35:07,700 - You have nothing to worry about. 595 00:35:07,733 --> 00:35:09,067 Those are terrible. 596 00:35:21,567 --> 00:35:23,200 - So what do people do here in the evenings? 597 00:35:23,233 --> 00:35:25,067 When they're not sitting on the hard shoulder. 598 00:35:25,100 --> 00:35:26,133 You know, for fun. 599 00:35:26,167 --> 00:35:28,567 - Ah, for fun. You know, the usual. 600 00:35:28,600 --> 00:35:29,700 - The usual? 601 00:35:29,733 --> 00:35:33,167 - You know, playing scrabble, 602 00:35:33,200 --> 00:35:34,433 darning socks, 603 00:35:34,467 --> 00:35:36,033 alphabetizing the video collection, 604 00:35:36,067 --> 00:35:37,267 the usual. 605 00:35:37,300 --> 00:35:38,667 - Right, the usual. I see. 606 00:35:38,700 --> 00:35:40,567 - Occasionally, we go on dates. 607 00:35:40,600 --> 00:35:42,033 - Great. 608 00:35:42,067 --> 00:35:43,433 With other... 609 00:35:43,467 --> 00:35:44,633 Village people? 610 00:35:44,667 --> 00:35:47,567 - He wants to know if she'd like to go on a date with him, 611 00:35:47,600 --> 00:35:49,433 but he doesn't know how to ask. 612 00:35:49,467 --> 00:35:53,100 - She isn't sure if that's such a good idea. 613 00:35:53,133 --> 00:35:54,800 I mean, you know... 614 00:35:54,833 --> 00:35:56,633 Whatever. 615 00:35:56,667 --> 00:35:57,767 - How about sometime this week? 616 00:35:57,800 --> 00:35:59,500 Would that suit you, do think? 617 00:35:59,533 --> 00:36:01,667 - I suppose so. 618 00:36:01,700 --> 00:36:03,633 - Great, she'll check her diary and get back to him. 619 00:36:03,667 --> 00:36:04,700 - Magic. 620 00:36:04,733 --> 00:36:06,767 - He can't wait. 621 00:36:06,800 --> 00:36:09,267 5 pounds 35, please. 622 00:36:15,467 --> 00:36:17,400 - Thanks. 623 00:36:17,433 --> 00:36:18,400 - Guess I'll let you know. 624 00:36:18,433 --> 00:36:20,233 - Great. 625 00:36:20,267 --> 00:36:22,333 - Who said romance was dead? 626 00:36:29,267 --> 00:36:32,200 [GERMAN MUSIC PLAYS ON RADIO] 627 00:36:32,233 --> 00:36:40,233 ♪ 628 00:36:51,233 --> 00:36:54,367 - [HUMMING] 629 00:36:55,533 --> 00:36:57,067 Thud! 630 00:36:57,100 --> 00:36:58,467 Thud! 631 00:36:58,500 --> 00:37:00,133 Thud! 632 00:37:27,067 --> 00:37:28,067 Good morning. 633 00:37:28,100 --> 00:37:29,600 How can I help you? 634 00:37:29,633 --> 00:37:31,467 Bread? Certainly. 635 00:37:31,500 --> 00:37:33,600 White, brown, 636 00:37:33,633 --> 00:37:34,633 granary? 637 00:37:34,667 --> 00:37:35,633 Hmm? 638 00:37:35,667 --> 00:37:37,100 A donut? 639 00:37:37,133 --> 00:37:39,433 [SCOFFS] Of course. 640 00:37:39,467 --> 00:37:42,400 Anything else I can help you with? 641 00:37:45,200 --> 00:37:49,433 God, what are you thinking of? 642 00:37:49,467 --> 00:37:53,733 [SIGHS] 643 00:37:53,767 --> 00:37:56,633 [INDISTINCT MURMURING] 644 00:38:13,833 --> 00:38:15,433 - Hey, did you get those chips yet? 645 00:38:15,467 --> 00:38:16,733 - Yeah, just about to. 646 00:38:16,767 --> 00:38:18,133 Oh! [CLATTERS] 647 00:38:18,167 --> 00:38:20,800 Thud! 648 00:38:20,833 --> 00:38:23,800 - I wonder how much he charges. 649 00:38:23,833 --> 00:38:24,800 - Ooh. 650 00:38:24,833 --> 00:38:26,567 Who have you got in mind? 651 00:38:26,600 --> 00:38:30,767 - Hypothetically is what I meant. 652 00:38:30,800 --> 00:38:32,767 - A samurai... [GASPS] 653 00:38:32,800 --> 00:38:35,100 Never sells himself cheaply. 654 00:38:35,133 --> 00:38:36,367 - Samurai? 655 00:38:36,400 --> 00:38:37,433 - Yeah, yeah. Samurai, 656 00:38:37,467 --> 00:38:40,500 assassin, hit man, 657 00:38:40,533 --> 00:38:43,667 problem solver, cleaner, 658 00:38:43,700 --> 00:38:47,367 Terminator, liquidator, mutilator... 659 00:38:47,400 --> 00:38:48,367 - I think I get the picture. 660 00:38:48,400 --> 00:38:50,667 - Annihilator, 661 00:38:50,700 --> 00:38:54,767 exterminator. 662 00:38:54,800 --> 00:38:56,767 [BELL JINGLES AND BOTH YELP] 663 00:38:56,800 --> 00:38:58,767 - Thinking of doing any work today 664 00:38:58,800 --> 00:39:00,567 or you just gonna stare out of your glass bowl 665 00:39:00,600 --> 00:39:03,567 like gold fish? 666 00:39:03,600 --> 00:39:06,033 [POPPING] 667 00:39:09,100 --> 00:39:11,400 Bring home some fish for your tea. 668 00:39:11,433 --> 00:39:14,133 I haven't got time to go to the shops today. 669 00:39:14,167 --> 00:39:15,767 - Yes, dear. 670 00:39:19,567 --> 00:39:21,367 - Mind you... 671 00:39:21,400 --> 00:39:24,433 Some jobs are probably cheaper than others. 672 00:39:27,267 --> 00:39:30,300 [BOTH SPEAKING WELSH] 673 00:39:50,733 --> 00:39:53,367 [BOTH GIGGLE] 674 00:40:24,700 --> 00:40:27,333 - I'm your man. 675 00:40:27,367 --> 00:40:28,433 - You better come in. 676 00:40:33,067 --> 00:40:34,667 [SILVERWARE CLINKING] 677 00:40:34,700 --> 00:40:37,767 - [LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY] 678 00:41:10,167 --> 00:41:13,167 [CRUNCHING] 679 00:41:19,400 --> 00:41:20,467 [SPITS] 680 00:41:29,667 --> 00:41:30,633 - Excuse me, dear. 681 00:41:30,667 --> 00:41:33,233 I just have to... 682 00:41:33,267 --> 00:41:35,400 Go out for a minute. 683 00:41:40,700 --> 00:41:42,367 - [CHUCKLES] 684 00:41:42,400 --> 00:41:46,133 [LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY] 685 00:41:54,767 --> 00:41:57,233 Thud! 686 00:41:57,267 --> 00:41:58,367 Thud! 687 00:41:59,633 --> 00:42:02,633 [LAUGHTER] 688 00:42:11,433 --> 00:42:13,267 - Hello? 689 00:42:13,300 --> 00:42:17,200 Is anybody there? 690 00:42:17,233 --> 00:42:19,067 - Ah, Mr. Edwards. 691 00:42:19,100 --> 00:42:21,233 - Please, Rhys. 692 00:42:21,267 --> 00:42:22,633 I, uh... 693 00:42:22,667 --> 00:42:24,367 I want to talk to you about something. 694 00:42:24,400 --> 00:42:25,200 - Yes? 695 00:42:25,233 --> 00:42:26,433 Is this a good moment? 696 00:42:26,467 --> 00:42:28,200 - Well, actually... 697 00:42:28,233 --> 00:42:32,167 - It is rather a, uh... Delicate matter. 698 00:42:32,200 --> 00:42:34,367 It's my wife, you see. She's-- 699 00:42:34,400 --> 00:42:35,367 how can I put this? 700 00:42:35,400 --> 00:42:36,633 She's-- 701 00:42:36,667 --> 00:42:40,067 she's squeezing the life out of me. 702 00:42:40,100 --> 00:42:41,067 - Right. 703 00:42:41,100 --> 00:42:43,033 I am listening. 704 00:42:43,067 --> 00:42:44,700 - It's just that sometimes, I, uh.. 705 00:42:44,733 --> 00:42:47,333 I, you know--i want to do the same to her but I can't... 706 00:42:47,367 --> 00:42:48,367 Do it. 707 00:42:48,400 --> 00:42:49,600 - Uh-huh. 708 00:42:49,633 --> 00:42:52,233 - The thing is, I'm weak. 709 00:42:52,267 --> 00:42:55,700 I don't mean physically, though that might be a problem. 710 00:42:55,733 --> 00:42:58,267 It's a mental thing. 711 00:42:58,300 --> 00:43:00,133 And I was hoping you might be able to, uh... 712 00:43:00,167 --> 00:43:02,667 Do something for me. 713 00:43:02,700 --> 00:43:06,267 You know? 714 00:43:06,300 --> 00:43:08,667 Bake her a cake. 715 00:43:08,700 --> 00:43:10,167 - Bake her a cake? 716 00:43:10,200 --> 00:43:11,100 - Yeah. 717 00:43:11,133 --> 00:43:13,167 - You want me to bake your wife a cake? 718 00:43:13,200 --> 00:43:14,333 What kind of cake? 719 00:43:14,367 --> 00:43:17,300 - Chocolate? 720 00:43:19,833 --> 00:43:22,433 - Of course I can bake her a cake. 721 00:43:22,467 --> 00:43:24,067 - Really? 722 00:43:24,100 --> 00:43:26,067 - Cakes are what I do. 723 00:43:26,100 --> 00:43:28,333 - [GASPS] So it's true. 724 00:43:28,367 --> 00:43:31,267 You are the baker. 725 00:43:31,300 --> 00:43:36,333 - Yes, I am. 726 00:43:36,367 --> 00:43:38,133 - There is a... 727 00:43:38,167 --> 00:43:39,800 Small matter of payment? 728 00:43:39,833 --> 00:43:41,033 - No, no. 729 00:43:41,067 --> 00:43:42,800 Consider it a sample of my work, 730 00:43:42,833 --> 00:43:45,267 an introductory offer, if you like. 731 00:43:45,300 --> 00:43:47,233 - Oh, thank you. 732 00:43:47,267 --> 00:43:51,400 I can't tell you how much this means to me. 733 00:43:51,433 --> 00:43:53,100 You've saved me from... 734 00:43:53,133 --> 00:43:55,100 Thank you. 735 00:43:55,133 --> 00:43:57,300 Thank you. 736 00:43:57,333 --> 00:43:59,533 - We villagers have to look out for each other. 737 00:43:59,567 --> 00:44:02,167 - Oh, you're right. 738 00:44:02,200 --> 00:44:03,333 So right. 739 00:44:07,133 --> 00:44:08,800 [FLY BUZZING] 740 00:44:08,833 --> 00:44:10,033 Zap! 741 00:44:10,067 --> 00:44:11,633 Ting! Plop! 742 00:44:11,667 --> 00:44:13,300 - No, please. No. 743 00:44:13,333 --> 00:44:14,633 Not that, please. No, no! 744 00:44:14,667 --> 00:44:17,667 [MUFFLED SCREAMS] 745 00:44:43,300 --> 00:44:44,500 - Mm! 746 00:44:56,267 --> 00:44:59,267 [CLICKING] 747 00:45:03,333 --> 00:45:04,733 - Rhys! - Mm. 748 00:45:04,767 --> 00:45:07,433 Hiss! [WHIMPERS] 749 00:45:07,467 --> 00:45:08,733 - You've seen my magazine? 750 00:45:12,133 --> 00:45:14,100 Have you been smoking? 751 00:45:18,100 --> 00:45:21,233 You get stranger every day. 752 00:45:21,267 --> 00:45:25,033 You really are a poor excuse for a man, aren't you? 753 00:45:25,067 --> 00:45:28,700 - Mm. 754 00:45:28,733 --> 00:45:30,067 Hiss! Ah! 755 00:45:30,100 --> 00:45:31,767 - Not a day goes past that I don't wish 756 00:45:31,800 --> 00:45:34,400 I'd listened to my sister. 757 00:45:34,433 --> 00:45:37,300 - I'll be off, then, dear. 758 00:45:37,333 --> 00:45:38,567 Have a nice day. 759 00:45:54,167 --> 00:45:56,400 - So, um... 760 00:45:56,433 --> 00:45:57,667 Eggs. 761 00:45:57,700 --> 00:45:59,433 That's an unusual name. 762 00:45:59,467 --> 00:46:02,533 Is it because your father's a chicken farmer or-- 763 00:46:02,567 --> 00:46:03,733 - no. 764 00:46:03,767 --> 00:46:05,500 Because he's a wanker. 765 00:46:09,567 --> 00:46:12,133 When can I get started on some real work? 766 00:46:12,167 --> 00:46:15,633 - Oh, the longest journey begins with the first step. 767 00:46:15,667 --> 00:46:17,433 - Right. 768 00:46:17,467 --> 00:46:19,767 The path to enlightenment 769 00:46:19,800 --> 00:46:22,667 is littered with dead bodies. 770 00:46:22,700 --> 00:46:23,767 - What? 771 00:46:23,800 --> 00:46:26,033 - Wax on. Wax off. 772 00:46:29,133 --> 00:46:31,133 Hi-ya! [EXPLOSION] 773 00:46:40,700 --> 00:46:43,800 - [CHUCKLING] 774 00:46:43,833 --> 00:46:47,133 [LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY] 775 00:46:51,833 --> 00:46:54,367 [SOBBING] 776 00:47:22,833 --> 00:47:26,333 My love... 777 00:47:26,367 --> 00:47:27,667 Gone forever. 778 00:47:48,133 --> 00:47:50,200 - I'm so sorry. 779 00:47:50,233 --> 00:47:51,467 - Thank you. 780 00:48:07,767 --> 00:48:11,600 - [CLEARS THROAT] 781 00:48:11,633 --> 00:48:12,800 - [CLEARS THROAT] 782 00:48:12,833 --> 00:48:14,567 And... 783 00:48:14,600 --> 00:48:16,267 I offer a song 784 00:48:16,300 --> 00:48:19,667 that will forever remind us of Martha, 785 00:48:19,700 --> 00:48:23,667 a song that was a personal favorite of hers, 786 00:48:23,700 --> 00:48:27,800 a song that she would play over and over 787 00:48:27,833 --> 00:48:31,600 and over on our jukebox. 788 00:48:37,067 --> 00:48:38,033 [ELECTRICITY HUMS] 789 00:48:38,067 --> 00:48:41,800 [GUITAR CHORD STRUMS] 790 00:48:41,833 --> 00:48:46,167 [SINGING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE] 791 00:48:46,200 --> 00:48:49,267 [WISTFUL GUITAR MUSIC] 792 00:48:49,300 --> 00:48:57,300 ♪ 793 00:49:12,733 --> 00:49:15,133 ALL: ♪ Volaré! ♪ 794 00:49:15,167 --> 00:49:17,233 ♪ oh-oh! ♪ 795 00:49:17,267 --> 00:49:19,500 ♪ Cantaré ♪ 796 00:49:19,533 --> 00:49:22,167 ♪ oh whoa-oh ♪ 797 00:49:22,200 --> 00:49:23,167 ♪ Nel blu ♪ 798 00:49:23,200 --> 00:49:26,067 ♪ dipinto di blu ♪ 799 00:49:26,100 --> 00:49:27,500 ♪ Felice ♪ 800 00:49:27,533 --> 00:49:31,467 ♪ di stare lassù ♪ 801 00:49:31,500 --> 00:49:34,467 - [SINGING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE] 802 00:49:34,500 --> 00:49:42,500 ♪ 803 00:49:48,700 --> 00:49:51,067 ALL: ♪ Volaré! ♪ 804 00:49:51,100 --> 00:49:53,133 ♪ oh-oh! ♪ 805 00:49:53,167 --> 00:49:55,467 ♪ Cantaré ♪ 806 00:49:55,500 --> 00:49:58,200 ♪ oh whoa-oh ♪ 807 00:49:58,233 --> 00:49:59,200 ♪ Nel blu ♪ 808 00:49:59,233 --> 00:50:02,500 ♪ dipinto di blu ♪ 809 00:50:02,533 --> 00:50:03,600 ♪ Felice ♪ 810 00:50:03,633 --> 00:50:06,733 ♪ di stare lassù ♪ 811 00:50:06,767 --> 00:50:08,067 ♪ We can sing in the glow ♪ 812 00:50:08,100 --> 00:50:09,300 ♪ of a star that I know of ♪ 813 00:50:09,333 --> 00:50:11,100 ♪ where lovers enjoy peace of mind ♪ 814 00:50:11,133 --> 00:50:12,600 ♪ let us leave the confusion ♪ 815 00:50:12,633 --> 00:50:14,467 ♪ and all the disillusion behind ♪ 816 00:50:14,500 --> 00:50:15,600 ♪ 817 00:50:15,633 --> 00:50:17,167 ♪ Just like birds of a feather ♪ 818 00:50:17,200 --> 00:50:19,167 ♪ a rainbow together we'll find ♪ 819 00:50:19,200 --> 00:50:21,067 ♪ 820 00:50:21,100 --> 00:50:22,767 ♪ Volaré! ♪ 821 00:50:22,800 --> 00:50:25,300 ♪ oh-oh! ♪ 822 00:50:25,333 --> 00:50:27,767 ♪ Cantaré ♪ 823 00:50:27,800 --> 00:50:29,700 ♪ oh whoa-oh ♪ 824 00:50:29,733 --> 00:50:31,200 ♪ Nel blu ♪ 825 00:50:31,233 --> 00:50:34,467 ♪ dipinto di blu ♪ 826 00:50:34,500 --> 00:50:35,700 ♪ Felice ♪ 827 00:50:35,733 --> 00:50:38,700 ♪ di stare lassù ♪ 828 00:50:38,733 --> 00:50:39,700 ♪ Nel blu ♪ 829 00:50:39,733 --> 00:50:43,300 ♪ dipinto di blu ♪ 830 00:50:43,333 --> 00:50:44,733 ♪ Felice ♪ 831 00:50:44,767 --> 00:50:47,667 ♪ di stare lassù ♪ 832 00:50:47,700 --> 00:50:49,267 ♪ Nel blu ♪ 833 00:50:49,300 --> 00:50:52,267 ♪ dipinto di blu ♪ 834 00:50:52,300 --> 00:50:53,700 ♪ 835 00:50:57,433 --> 00:51:00,667 - [BREATHING DEEPLY] 836 00:51:00,700 --> 00:51:02,267 Rip! [GASPS] 837 00:51:02,300 --> 00:51:05,300 [SIGHS] 838 00:51:11,067 --> 00:51:14,567 - Looking good, boss. 839 00:51:14,600 --> 00:51:16,700 - You don't think the tie's too formal or-- 840 00:51:16,733 --> 00:51:20,567 - a tie is a symbol of potency. 841 00:51:20,600 --> 00:51:23,700 - Hmm. 842 00:51:23,733 --> 00:51:26,233 - Do you think I'm ready? 843 00:51:26,267 --> 00:51:27,400 - Oh, have you got a date then? 844 00:51:27,433 --> 00:51:30,633 - A date with destiny. 845 00:51:30,667 --> 00:51:32,633 - I'm sure you'll knock her dead. 846 00:51:32,667 --> 00:51:36,500 - Him. 847 00:51:36,533 --> 00:51:37,567 - Him? 848 00:51:37,600 --> 00:51:38,767 - It's Bob Richards tonight. 849 00:51:38,800 --> 00:51:40,400 - Oh. 850 00:51:40,433 --> 00:51:43,633 Great. 851 00:51:43,667 --> 00:51:45,700 Great. I'm-- 852 00:51:45,733 --> 00:51:47,433 I'm really happy for you. 853 00:51:51,133 --> 00:51:52,367 Well, wish me luck then. 854 00:51:52,400 --> 00:51:53,700 - You don't need any luck. 855 00:51:53,733 --> 00:51:55,400 You're the man. [CLICKS TONGUE] 856 00:52:05,767 --> 00:52:09,333 [VIDEO GAME GUNSHOTS] 857 00:52:09,367 --> 00:52:10,467 - Can I help you? 858 00:52:10,500 --> 00:52:13,500 [VIDEO GAME CHARACTER SCREAMING] 859 00:52:13,533 --> 00:52:15,100 - I'd like a pickled egg. 860 00:52:15,133 --> 00:52:17,067 - Ah. 861 00:52:17,100 --> 00:52:19,500 Very good choice. 862 00:52:19,533 --> 00:52:21,600 Finest pickled eggs in the valley 863 00:52:21,633 --> 00:52:23,567 if I say so myself. 864 00:52:35,800 --> 00:52:39,100 - [GULPS] 865 00:52:39,133 --> 00:52:40,633 [GASPS] 866 00:52:40,667 --> 00:52:42,533 - [CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY] 867 00:52:49,333 --> 00:52:50,633 - I'm looking for someone. 868 00:52:50,667 --> 00:52:53,600 And I believe he may have come this way. 869 00:52:53,633 --> 00:52:58,467 - Maybe you can help me. - I can certainly try. 870 00:52:58,500 --> 00:53:02,500 What are the gloves for? 871 00:53:02,533 --> 00:53:03,533 Snap! 872 00:53:06,467 --> 00:53:09,433 [ENERGETIC LATIN MUSIC] 873 00:53:09,467 --> 00:53:17,467 ♪ 874 00:53:28,633 --> 00:53:31,600 [MUSIC CONTINUES] 875 00:53:31,633 --> 00:53:39,633 ♪ 876 00:54:27,400 --> 00:54:28,433 - Is that a tie in your pocket 877 00:54:28,467 --> 00:54:29,800 or are you just pleased to see me? 878 00:54:29,833 --> 00:54:31,500 - Oh. It's a tie. 879 00:54:31,533 --> 00:54:33,033 But I am pleased to see you, 880 00:54:33,067 --> 00:54:35,467 very pleased. 881 00:54:35,500 --> 00:54:37,500 [CHUCKLES] 882 00:54:37,533 --> 00:54:38,633 - Come in. 883 00:54:47,167 --> 00:54:49,333 [LOUD FUNKY MUSIC] 884 00:54:49,367 --> 00:54:52,400 ♪ 885 00:54:52,433 --> 00:54:53,400 ding! 886 00:54:53,433 --> 00:54:56,400 [FUNKY MUSIC CONTINUES] 887 00:54:56,433 --> 00:55:04,433 ♪ 888 00:55:06,367 --> 00:55:09,333 ♪ Let me be your lover ♪ 889 00:55:09,367 --> 00:55:10,533 ♪ Let me ♪ 890 00:55:10,567 --> 00:55:15,433 [MUFFLED MUSIC] 891 00:55:15,467 --> 00:55:18,433 [MUSIC AND MOANING] 892 00:55:18,467 --> 00:55:20,733 [GIRL MOANING ON TV] 893 00:55:20,767 --> 00:55:23,600 ♪ 894 00:55:23,633 --> 00:55:26,600 [MUSIC AND MOANING CONTINUES] 895 00:55:26,633 --> 00:55:33,300 ♪ 896 00:55:33,333 --> 00:55:34,300 Leonard. 897 00:55:34,333 --> 00:55:35,767 Leonard, come here. 898 00:55:35,800 --> 00:55:37,033 - [CAT MEOWS] - Come on. 899 00:55:37,067 --> 00:55:38,033 ♪ Love me ♪ 900 00:55:38,067 --> 00:55:39,500 - meow! 901 00:55:39,533 --> 00:55:40,500 ♪ Love me ♪ 902 00:55:40,533 --> 00:55:42,067 ♪ 903 00:55:42,100 --> 00:55:45,433 ♪ Learn to love me ♪ 904 00:55:45,467 --> 00:55:48,167 ♪ Let me be your lover boy ♪ 905 00:55:48,200 --> 00:55:52,033 ♪ 906 00:55:52,067 --> 00:55:52,800 [GUNSHOT] 907 00:55:52,833 --> 00:55:56,800 - [SCREAMING] 908 00:55:56,833 --> 00:56:00,167 - [GASPS] 909 00:56:00,200 --> 00:56:01,467 [WHIMPERS] 910 00:56:01,500 --> 00:56:04,500 [SCREAMING AND MUSIC CONTINUES] 911 00:56:10,367 --> 00:56:11,333 - Ta-da! 912 00:56:11,367 --> 00:56:12,667 - Wow. 913 00:56:12,700 --> 00:56:15,167 What are they? 914 00:56:15,200 --> 00:56:16,400 - Donuts. 915 00:56:16,433 --> 00:56:17,800 - Of course they are. How silly of me. 916 00:56:17,833 --> 00:56:19,467 Now you said it, it's obvious. 917 00:56:29,300 --> 00:56:31,767 Crunch! 918 00:56:31,800 --> 00:56:35,367 - Well? 919 00:56:35,400 --> 00:56:37,167 - Mm. 920 00:56:37,200 --> 00:56:40,300 - Really? - Really. 921 00:56:40,333 --> 00:56:43,300 It's really... 922 00:56:43,333 --> 00:56:44,400 Different. 923 00:56:48,333 --> 00:56:50,167 - Rhiannon... 924 00:57:01,667 --> 00:57:03,767 There's something I've got to tell you. 925 00:57:03,800 --> 00:57:05,400 - What is it? 926 00:57:08,400 --> 00:57:12,067 - I'm not a baker. 927 00:57:12,100 --> 00:57:13,367 I mean, I've only-- 928 00:57:13,400 --> 00:57:16,467 I've only just started baking very recently. 929 00:57:16,500 --> 00:57:18,467 - Really? 930 00:57:18,500 --> 00:57:22,233 - I feel like I've been doing it my whole life 931 00:57:22,267 --> 00:57:26,600 or at least, I should have been... 932 00:57:26,633 --> 00:57:31,500 All these years. 933 00:57:31,533 --> 00:57:34,767 When I bake, I'm free. 934 00:57:39,300 --> 00:57:41,267 - Being free is important. 935 00:57:44,300 --> 00:57:46,367 - Oh, you've--you've got some-- 936 00:57:46,400 --> 00:57:48,500 a little bit of jam on your... 937 00:57:52,267 --> 00:57:53,233 - Where? 938 00:57:53,267 --> 00:57:55,400 - It's just, um... 939 00:58:00,267 --> 00:58:01,500 - Where is it? Have I got it? 940 00:58:01,533 --> 00:58:03,733 - No, it's--it's more-- 941 00:58:18,467 --> 00:58:21,433 [BRASSY LATIN MUSIC] 942 00:58:21,467 --> 00:58:33,267 ♪ 943 00:58:33,300 --> 00:58:35,167 - what's wrong? Don't you like it? 944 00:58:35,200 --> 00:58:36,400 - No, I-- no, I love it. 945 00:58:36,433 --> 00:58:38,167 I love it. 946 00:58:38,200 --> 00:58:39,567 Carry on, please. 947 00:58:52,700 --> 00:58:54,267 - What? What is it? 948 00:58:54,300 --> 00:58:56,100 - Not what. Who. 949 00:59:05,467 --> 00:59:07,233 - Eggs, what are you doing here? 950 00:59:07,267 --> 00:59:09,233 - I only did it. 951 00:59:09,267 --> 00:59:11,400 I only bloody did it. 952 00:59:11,433 --> 00:59:12,767 One of you now, aren't I? 953 00:59:12,800 --> 00:59:14,233 - Did what, Eggs? 954 00:59:14,267 --> 00:59:15,767 - Who'd have thought you made so much mess? 955 00:59:15,800 --> 00:59:17,500 - Eggs, what are you talking about? 956 00:59:17,533 --> 00:59:18,800 - You talking to me? 957 00:59:18,833 --> 00:59:21,300 I can't see anyone else around here. 958 00:59:21,333 --> 00:59:23,533 Thud! 959 00:59:23,567 --> 00:59:26,133 [SHEEP BLEATING FAINTLY] 960 00:59:26,167 --> 00:59:27,800 - I'd better get him back. 961 00:59:27,833 --> 00:59:30,367 I feel responsible. 962 00:59:30,400 --> 00:59:32,133 Eggs... 963 00:59:32,167 --> 00:59:33,300 Eggs. 964 00:59:33,333 --> 00:59:35,167 Come on. Come on. 965 00:59:35,200 --> 00:59:36,500 [SCUFFLING] 966 00:59:36,533 --> 00:59:41,633 [PANTING] 967 00:59:41,667 --> 00:59:42,633 [GRUNTS] 968 00:59:42,667 --> 00:59:44,033 Here we go. 969 00:59:52,667 --> 00:59:54,100 I think he should be all right there. 970 00:59:54,133 --> 00:59:57,267 [CHUCKLES] 971 00:59:57,300 --> 00:59:59,333 - I think so. 972 00:59:59,367 --> 01:00:03,267 - Thanks for your help. 973 01:00:03,300 --> 01:00:04,633 - I better get going. 974 01:00:05,800 --> 01:00:08,767 [CALYPSO MUSIC PLAYS] 975 01:00:08,800 --> 01:00:17,000 ♪ 976 01:00:22,300 --> 01:00:24,500 ♪ Shake, shake, shake, Senora, ♪ 977 01:00:24,533 --> 01:00:26,433 ♪ shake your body line ♪ 978 01:00:26,467 --> 01:00:28,700 ♪ Shake, shake, shake, Senora, ♪ 979 01:00:28,733 --> 01:00:30,700 ♪ shake it all the time ♪ 980 01:00:30,733 --> 01:00:32,767 ♪ Work, work, work, Senora, ♪ 981 01:00:32,800 --> 01:00:35,200 ♪ work your body line ♪ 982 01:00:35,233 --> 01:00:37,100 ♪ Work, work, work, Senora, ♪ 983 01:00:37,133 --> 01:00:39,100 ♪ work it all the time ♪ 984 01:00:39,133 --> 01:00:41,067 ♪ You can talk about cha-cha ♪ 985 01:00:41,100 --> 01:00:43,100 ♪ Tango, waltz or the rumba ♪ 986 01:00:43,133 --> 01:00:45,167 ♪ Senora's dance has no title ♪ 987 01:00:45,200 --> 01:00:47,733 ♪ You jump in the saddle Hold on to the bridle ♪ 988 01:00:47,767 --> 01:00:49,033 ♪ Jump in the line, ♪ 989 01:00:49,067 --> 01:00:50,167 ♪ rock your body on time ♪ 990 01:00:50,200 --> 01:00:52,100 ♪ (Okay, I believe you) ♪ 991 01:00:52,133 --> 01:00:53,167 ♪ Jump in the line, ♪ 992 01:00:53,200 --> 01:00:54,333 ♪ rock your body on time ♪ 993 01:00:54,367 --> 01:00:56,200 ♪ (Okay, I believe you) ♪ 994 01:00:56,233 --> 01:00:57,200 ♪ Jump in the line, ♪ 995 01:00:57,233 --> 01:00:58,433 ♪ rock your body on time ♪ 996 01:00:58,467 --> 01:01:00,233 ♪ (Okay, I believe you) ♪ 997 01:01:00,267 --> 01:01:01,333 ♪ Jump in the line, ♪ 998 01:01:01,367 --> 01:01:02,733 ♪ rock your body on time ♪ 999 01:01:02,767 --> 01:01:03,700 ♪ (Whoa!) ♪ 1000 01:01:03,733 --> 01:01:11,733 ♪ 1001 01:01:21,167 --> 01:01:22,533 ♪ Jump in the line, ♪ 1002 01:01:22,567 --> 01:01:23,700 ♪ rock your body in time ♪ 1003 01:01:23,733 --> 01:01:25,400 ♪ (Okay, I believe you) ♪ 1004 01:01:25,433 --> 01:01:26,467 ♪ Jump in the line, ♪ 1005 01:01:26,500 --> 01:01:27,667 ♪ rock your body in time ♪ 1006 01:01:27,700 --> 01:01:29,467 ♪ (Hoist those skirts a little higher) ♪ 1007 01:01:29,500 --> 01:01:31,067 ♪ Jump in the line, ♪ 1008 01:01:31,100 --> 01:01:32,033 ♪ rock your body in time ♪ 1009 01:01:32,067 --> 01:01:33,700 ♪ (Up the chim-en-y) ♪ 1010 01:01:33,733 --> 01:01:35,067 ♪ Jump in the line, ♪ 1011 01:01:35,100 --> 01:01:36,400 ♪ rock your body in time ♪ 1012 01:01:36,433 --> 01:01:37,400 ♪ (Whoa-oh) ♪ 1013 01:01:37,433 --> 01:01:45,433 ♪ 1014 01:01:54,267 --> 01:01:56,633 ♪ Shake, shake, shake, Senora ♪ 1015 01:01:56,667 --> 01:01:58,700 ♪ shake your body line ♪ 1016 01:01:58,733 --> 01:02:00,800 ♪ Shake, shake, shake, Senora ♪ 1017 01:02:00,833 --> 01:02:03,100 ♪ shake it all the time ♪ 1018 01:02:03,133 --> 01:02:07,233 ♪ Work, work, work, Senora ♪ 1019 01:02:07,267 --> 01:02:10,267 [BOTH MOAN SOFTLY] 1020 01:02:27,500 --> 01:02:30,800 - Oh, Milo, what have you done? 1021 01:02:30,833 --> 01:02:32,500 What have you done? 1022 01:02:39,833 --> 01:02:43,400 [CLANGING AND CLATTERING] 1023 01:02:43,433 --> 01:02:46,433 [DOG BARKING] 1024 01:02:51,367 --> 01:02:53,100 [CLANGING AND CLATTERING] 1025 01:02:53,133 --> 01:02:55,333 - We're the same now, Milo! 1026 01:02:55,367 --> 01:02:57,400 Bang, bang, Bob. 1027 01:02:57,433 --> 01:02:59,233 Poor Bob. 1028 01:02:59,267 --> 01:03:01,333 All gone now. 1029 01:03:01,367 --> 01:03:03,333 [CLATTERING] 1030 01:03:05,467 --> 01:03:06,700 - Eggs. Eggs. Eggs! 1031 01:03:06,733 --> 01:03:07,700 You're drunk. 1032 01:03:07,733 --> 01:03:09,233 Go back to your caravan. 1033 01:03:09,267 --> 01:03:11,033 - Back to the caravan? 1034 01:03:11,067 --> 01:03:13,700 There's no going back anywhere for Eggs. 1035 01:03:13,733 --> 01:03:17,600 Forward only, on to the next victim. 1036 01:03:17,633 --> 01:03:19,633 - What do you mean "next victim"? 1037 01:03:24,267 --> 01:03:25,300 You what? 1038 01:03:25,333 --> 01:03:26,700 - I said, "I killed Bob." 1039 01:03:26,733 --> 01:03:28,333 I killed Bob. I killed Bob. 1040 01:03:28,367 --> 01:03:29,433 I killed Bob. 1041 01:03:29,467 --> 01:03:31,433 - [STAMMERS] 1042 01:03:31,467 --> 01:03:33,767 Tell me what happened. 1043 01:03:33,800 --> 01:03:37,067 - Well, he was in the kitchen 1044 01:03:37,100 --> 01:03:38,267 cooking or something. 1045 01:03:38,300 --> 01:03:40,300 I went down to the rear window. 1046 01:03:40,333 --> 01:03:41,333 You know, in the garden 1047 01:03:41,367 --> 01:03:42,667 so no one could see me, right? 1048 01:03:42,700 --> 01:03:44,533 Like a ninja. 1049 01:03:44,567 --> 01:03:46,667 And I just pulled the gun out and shot him. 1050 01:03:46,700 --> 01:03:48,600 - You shot him? Why? 1051 01:03:48,633 --> 01:03:50,267 - I had the date with destiny. 1052 01:03:50,300 --> 01:03:51,567 - Well, did you have quarrel? 1053 01:03:51,600 --> 01:03:52,733 Lovers tiff or-- 1054 01:03:52,767 --> 01:03:56,133 - huh? 1055 01:03:56,167 --> 01:03:57,400 - Did he try to make you do things 1056 01:03:57,433 --> 01:03:58,733 you didn't want to do? 1057 01:03:58,767 --> 01:04:00,567 It's all right, Eggs. You can tell me. 1058 01:04:00,600 --> 01:04:01,733 - What? 1059 01:04:01,767 --> 01:04:02,600 - Oh, Eggs! 1060 01:04:02,633 --> 01:04:04,067 Why did you shoot Bob in the garden? 1061 01:04:04,100 --> 01:04:06,067 - I know. I know. 1062 01:04:06,100 --> 01:04:08,700 I should have gone inside and done it. 1063 01:04:08,733 --> 01:04:11,267 I lost my bottle, okay? 1064 01:04:11,300 --> 01:04:13,733 I couldn't do it face to face. 1065 01:04:13,767 --> 01:04:18,700 I'm not a professional like you. 1066 01:04:18,733 --> 01:04:20,100 - What did you say? 1067 01:04:20,133 --> 01:04:21,667 - I just want to get out of this village, 1068 01:04:21,700 --> 01:04:23,533 live an exciting life, 1069 01:04:23,567 --> 01:04:25,367 kill important people, 1070 01:04:25,400 --> 01:04:30,267 be a hit man, like you. 1071 01:04:30,300 --> 01:04:32,367 It was horrible. 1072 01:04:32,400 --> 01:04:34,700 His chest just seemed to explode. 1073 01:04:34,733 --> 01:04:37,367 - Eggs, I'm a baker. 1074 01:04:37,400 --> 01:04:40,033 - You are the baker. 1075 01:04:40,067 --> 01:04:41,233 Here. 1076 01:04:41,267 --> 01:04:42,667 You'd better have this back. 1077 01:04:52,433 --> 01:04:54,367 - Eggs, why did you kill Bob? 1078 01:04:54,400 --> 01:04:55,800 - He was first in the list. 1079 01:04:55,833 --> 01:04:57,367 - What list? 1080 01:04:57,400 --> 01:04:58,667 - This list. 1081 01:05:04,700 --> 01:05:06,733 I just wanted to be like you. 1082 01:05:06,767 --> 01:05:07,733 - Who else knows? 1083 01:05:07,767 --> 01:05:08,733 - Everyone. 1084 01:05:08,767 --> 01:05:10,667 - I see. 1085 01:05:10,700 --> 01:05:12,400 - Well, except a few. 1086 01:05:12,433 --> 01:05:13,633 Rhiannon doesn't know, obviously, 1087 01:05:13,667 --> 01:05:14,733 or she wouldn't have-- 1088 01:05:14,767 --> 01:05:17,200 - it's all right. Thanks, Eggs. 1089 01:05:17,233 --> 01:05:18,267 And the list? 1090 01:05:18,300 --> 01:05:19,533 - Clients. 1091 01:05:19,567 --> 01:05:21,733 - They didn't want cake? - No. 1092 01:05:21,767 --> 01:05:25,733 - Bread? 1093 01:05:25,767 --> 01:05:28,100 Is there anybody in this village 1094 01:05:28,133 --> 01:05:30,633 who doesn't want someone dead? 1095 01:05:30,667 --> 01:05:33,367 - Possibly Mrs. Pritchard. 1096 01:05:42,633 --> 01:05:44,567 You didn't know. 1097 01:05:44,600 --> 01:05:46,867 - Well, that's it then. 1098 01:05:50,733 --> 01:05:52,067 [CAR MOTOR STARTING] 1099 01:05:52,100 --> 01:05:53,600 Oh, no. 1100 01:06:08,467 --> 01:06:09,700 [BANGING] 1101 01:06:09,733 --> 01:06:11,567 Rhiannon, please. 1102 01:06:11,600 --> 01:06:12,600 - What do you want? 1103 01:06:12,633 --> 01:06:14,167 - I want to talk to you. 1104 01:06:14,200 --> 01:06:15,567 - I've nothing to say to you. 1105 01:06:15,600 --> 01:06:18,667 - I can explain. 1106 01:06:18,700 --> 01:06:20,433 - You can explain? Go on then. 1107 01:06:20,467 --> 01:06:21,533 - Everyone... 1108 01:06:21,567 --> 01:06:23,600 Has got a few skeletons in their closet. 1109 01:06:23,633 --> 01:06:26,267 - That's supposed to be a figure of speech. 1110 01:06:26,300 --> 01:06:28,067 You lied to me. What else is there to say? 1111 01:06:28,100 --> 01:06:29,267 - I didn't lie to you. 1112 01:06:29,300 --> 01:06:30,700 I just didn't tell you everything. 1113 01:06:30,733 --> 01:06:32,567 - I'd say the fact that you used to be 1114 01:06:32,600 --> 01:06:34,600 a professional assassin is more than just a detail 1115 01:06:34,633 --> 01:06:35,733 in your past, wouldn't you? 1116 01:06:35,767 --> 01:06:37,600 Or have I got it wrong? 1117 01:06:37,633 --> 01:06:39,733 Just look me in the eye, Milo, and tell me the truth. 1118 01:06:39,767 --> 01:06:42,067 That's all I ask. Is that too hard? Is it? 1119 01:06:42,100 --> 01:06:48,133 Have I got it wrong? - No. 1120 01:06:48,167 --> 01:06:50,400 - I really thought you were different. 1121 01:06:50,433 --> 01:06:52,400 - Rhiannon, give me a chance. 1122 01:06:52,433 --> 01:06:53,633 A man can change. 1123 01:06:53,667 --> 01:06:55,533 I am not that person anymore. 1124 01:06:55,567 --> 01:06:56,633 I'm a baker now. 1125 01:06:56,667 --> 01:06:58,367 - You know what? I don't want to hear it. 1126 01:06:58,400 --> 01:06:59,400 Good-bye, Milo. 1127 01:06:59,433 --> 01:07:00,600 Have a nice life. 1128 01:07:00,633 --> 01:07:03,233 Actually, I don't even care what kind of life you have. 1129 01:07:03,267 --> 01:07:04,700 Just have it somewhere else. 1130 01:07:04,733 --> 01:07:08,100 I was very happy on the hard shoulder. 1131 01:07:08,133 --> 01:07:09,300 - Rhiannon, please. 1132 01:07:09,333 --> 01:07:10,800 I can't justify what I did 1133 01:07:10,833 --> 01:07:14,233 or what I used to be. 1134 01:07:14,267 --> 01:07:16,533 All I know is what the future could be, 1135 01:07:16,567 --> 01:07:21,400 and it--and it could be great. 1136 01:07:21,433 --> 01:07:25,533 - No, it could have been great, Milo. 1137 01:07:25,567 --> 01:07:27,600 It could have been. 1138 01:07:49,500 --> 01:07:50,433 - You're leaving. 1139 01:07:50,467 --> 01:07:53,600 - I wouldn't expect you to understand, Eggs. 1140 01:07:53,633 --> 01:07:55,500 - Well, I do. 1141 01:07:55,533 --> 01:07:59,200 Time for the gunman to ride off into the sunset, 1142 01:07:59,233 --> 01:08:00,600 all alone. 1143 01:08:00,633 --> 01:08:03,233 No one to worry about you, 1144 01:08:03,267 --> 01:08:05,467 no ties to any community, 1145 01:08:05,500 --> 01:08:11,100 no one to mourn you when you finally meet your match. 1146 01:08:11,133 --> 01:08:12,733 Take me with you. 1147 01:08:12,767 --> 01:08:15,433 I know I'm not cut out for the killing part, 1148 01:08:15,467 --> 01:08:17,633 but you're bound to need an assistant. 1149 01:08:17,667 --> 01:08:19,600 Someone to book your jobs, 1150 01:08:19,633 --> 01:08:22,333 take your shirt to the dry cleaners, 1151 01:08:22,367 --> 01:08:25,100 wipe clean the crime scene. 1152 01:08:25,133 --> 01:08:28,700 - It's a tempting offer, 1153 01:08:28,733 --> 01:08:30,400 but I'm gonna have to pass. 1154 01:08:34,200 --> 01:08:37,200 - [WHIMPERING] 1155 01:08:41,533 --> 01:08:44,533 [SCREAMING AND WAILING HYSTERICALLY] 1156 01:08:56,633 --> 01:08:59,267 - What happened? 1157 01:08:59,300 --> 01:09:02,133 - A blond man with rubber gloves, he-- 1158 01:09:02,167 --> 01:09:03,433 he did things. 1159 01:09:03,467 --> 01:09:05,433 It was horrible. 1160 01:09:05,467 --> 01:09:06,800 But that's not the worst part. 1161 01:09:06,833 --> 01:09:08,467 - What--what can be worse than-- 1162 01:09:08,500 --> 01:09:10,433 [STAMMERS] That's depraved. 1163 01:09:10,467 --> 01:09:12,433 - I know, but the worst part-- 1164 01:09:12,467 --> 01:09:13,600 - after old lady. 1165 01:09:13,633 --> 01:09:16,467 Oh, hey! [LAUGHS] 1166 01:09:16,500 --> 01:09:18,300 - Bob? 1167 01:09:18,333 --> 01:09:20,067 Bob! 1168 01:09:20,100 --> 01:09:21,533 You're alive. 1169 01:09:21,567 --> 01:09:22,600 He's alive! 1170 01:09:22,633 --> 01:09:23,700 You're-- 1171 01:09:23,733 --> 01:09:25,133 - gorgeous, I know. 1172 01:09:25,167 --> 01:09:26,300 Don't wet yourself about it. 1173 01:09:26,333 --> 01:09:27,767 - I was saying the worst part is... 1174 01:09:27,800 --> 01:09:30,267 - But how? - Some of us just have it, Eggs. 1175 01:09:30,300 --> 01:09:31,367 - But last night-- 1176 01:09:31,400 --> 01:09:33,100 - please, it's important! 1177 01:09:33,133 --> 01:09:35,767 - Get off! 1178 01:09:35,800 --> 01:09:37,633 - Bob, what happened? 1179 01:09:37,667 --> 01:09:39,567 - Happened last night? 1180 01:09:39,600 --> 01:09:41,100 [GUNSHOT AND SCREAMING] 1181 01:09:41,133 --> 01:09:42,433 Bloody thing went everywhere. 1182 01:09:42,467 --> 01:09:45,467 [SCREAMING CONTINUES] 1183 01:09:47,600 --> 01:09:49,233 - Oh, Bob! You're alive! 1184 01:09:49,267 --> 01:09:50,367 - What the hell's got into you? 1185 01:09:50,400 --> 01:09:51,433 [ALL TALKING AT ONCE] 1186 01:09:51,467 --> 01:09:54,100 - Quiet! 1187 01:09:54,133 --> 01:09:57,100 He's got Rhiannon. 1188 01:09:57,133 --> 01:09:58,133 - Where is he? 1189 01:09:58,167 --> 01:09:59,400 - At the castle. 1190 01:09:59,433 --> 01:10:01,100 It's you he wants. 1191 01:10:01,133 --> 01:10:02,633 - Then it's me he'll get. 1192 01:10:02,667 --> 01:10:04,567 - Why does he want him? Isn't he a baker? 1193 01:10:04,600 --> 01:10:06,067 - No, 1194 01:10:06,100 --> 01:10:09,067 he's the baker. 1195 01:10:09,100 --> 01:10:11,100 - You know what? 1196 01:10:11,133 --> 01:10:12,367 He's right. 1197 01:10:12,400 --> 01:10:14,233 I am just a baker. 1198 01:10:14,267 --> 01:10:17,733 And I did really think you were ordering cakes. 1199 01:10:17,767 --> 01:10:19,633 I just wanted to start again. 1200 01:10:19,667 --> 01:10:22,200 I thought this would be a good place to do it. 1201 01:10:22,233 --> 01:10:24,633 I thought you were good people. 1202 01:10:24,667 --> 01:10:27,467 - At least we don't go around blowing up people's wives. 1203 01:10:27,500 --> 01:10:28,500 - What, you think I had something to do 1204 01:10:28,533 --> 01:10:29,500 with Martha's death? 1205 01:10:29,533 --> 01:10:31,200 - I--I-- - what are you implying? 1206 01:10:31,233 --> 01:10:34,467 - Whatever happened, I had nothing to do with it. 1207 01:10:34,500 --> 01:10:36,500 - Didn't you? 1208 01:10:36,533 --> 01:10:37,633 Then how-- 1209 01:10:45,533 --> 01:10:48,567 - This is a list of orders 1210 01:10:48,600 --> 01:10:51,200 for cakes 1211 01:10:51,233 --> 01:10:54,367 that details precisely who wanted what kind of cake 1212 01:10:54,400 --> 01:10:57,333 and for whom. 1213 01:11:01,733 --> 01:11:04,100 Everyone deserves a second chance. 1214 01:11:23,433 --> 01:11:25,100 - Milo! 1215 01:11:31,700 --> 01:11:34,300 What happened to you all? 1216 01:11:34,333 --> 01:11:36,333 How did you get like this? 1217 01:11:36,367 --> 01:11:38,400 If it was one of you out there, 1218 01:11:38,433 --> 01:11:40,667 Milo would do something about it. 1219 01:11:40,700 --> 01:11:42,267 Do you know why? 1220 01:11:42,300 --> 01:11:44,133 Because he's our friend. 1221 01:11:44,167 --> 01:11:46,333 - Eggs is right. 1222 01:11:46,367 --> 01:11:50,133 Milo is our friend. 1223 01:11:50,167 --> 01:11:51,400 He's one of us. 1224 01:11:51,433 --> 01:11:53,267 And if we can't help one of our own, 1225 01:11:53,300 --> 01:11:56,300 then what hope is there for any of us? 1226 01:11:56,333 --> 01:12:00,333 I've learned something from our baker, 1227 01:12:00,367 --> 01:12:04,267 apart from how easy it is to get somebody killed. 1228 01:12:04,300 --> 01:12:07,133 And that's that everybody deserves 1229 01:12:07,167 --> 01:12:08,633 a second chance. 1230 01:12:08,667 --> 01:12:14,633 Milo, he deserves a second chance. 1231 01:12:14,667 --> 01:12:16,233 Come on. 1232 01:12:16,267 --> 01:12:17,633 Hey. 1233 01:12:17,667 --> 01:12:20,633 What do you say? 1234 01:12:20,667 --> 01:12:22,767 Why don't we... 1235 01:12:22,800 --> 01:12:26,233 Why don't we do something together for once? 1236 01:12:26,267 --> 01:12:29,400 Why don't we show some of that Gwynfyd spirits 1237 01:12:29,433 --> 01:12:32,400 and go and kick some ass! 1238 01:12:32,433 --> 01:12:37,667 Let's go and rescue our baker! 1239 01:12:42,633 --> 01:12:44,367 Right. It's me and you then, Eggs. 1240 01:12:48,767 --> 01:12:50,400 - Let her go, Bjorn! 1241 01:12:50,433 --> 01:12:51,067 - [MUFFLED SCREAM] 1242 01:12:51,100 --> 01:12:53,400 - Oh, no, the baker's here. 1243 01:12:53,433 --> 01:12:54,733 - She's nothing to do with this. 1244 01:12:54,767 --> 01:12:59,600 - Oh, but she is. 1245 01:12:59,633 --> 01:13:01,200 What are you gonna do, dough boy? 1246 01:13:01,233 --> 01:13:02,267 Bake me a cake? 1247 01:13:02,300 --> 01:13:03,733 - I'm not coming back, Bjorn. 1248 01:13:03,767 --> 01:13:05,333 So you can run along and tell the company. 1249 01:13:05,367 --> 01:13:06,800 - Ah, yes, the company 1250 01:13:06,833 --> 01:13:08,333 they did ask me to do something for you 1251 01:13:08,367 --> 01:13:10,233 now, what was it? Um... 1252 01:13:10,267 --> 01:13:12,333 Something about taking care of you. 1253 01:13:12,367 --> 01:13:13,800 They're so thoughtful. 1254 01:13:13,833 --> 01:13:16,733 This isn't for the company, Milo. 1255 01:13:16,767 --> 01:13:19,333 This is for me. 1256 01:13:19,367 --> 01:13:21,233 - What do you mean it's for you? 1257 01:13:21,267 --> 01:13:22,700 - Do you know how long I waited for you 1258 01:13:22,733 --> 01:13:26,300 on that bridge in Amsterdam in the pouring rain 1259 01:13:26,333 --> 01:13:28,367 watching the barges on the Amstel float past? 1260 01:13:28,400 --> 01:13:31,233 Hours. 1261 01:13:31,267 --> 01:13:34,367 I thought that finally I found something good, 1262 01:13:34,400 --> 01:13:37,567 something real, 1263 01:13:37,600 --> 01:13:41,733 that finally, this crazy world made some kind of sense. 1264 01:13:41,767 --> 01:13:44,067 Now I see it's just what I thought it was: 1265 01:13:44,100 --> 01:13:47,567 Dark, cruel... 1266 01:13:47,600 --> 01:13:49,300 Absurd. 1267 01:13:49,333 --> 01:13:52,300 - Bjorn, we've been through this. 1268 01:13:52,333 --> 01:13:53,633 I think you're a interesting guy 1269 01:13:53,667 --> 01:13:55,633 with a lot of really fun instincts, 1270 01:13:55,667 --> 01:13:57,700 but what you want, it's not possible 1271 01:13:57,733 --> 01:14:00,433 for so many reasons. 1272 01:14:00,467 --> 01:14:02,300 As for Amsterdam, I'm not really sure-- 1273 01:14:02,333 --> 01:14:03,433 - forget it. 1274 01:14:03,467 --> 01:14:06,333 It's all water under the bridge now. 1275 01:14:06,367 --> 01:14:09,367 Under that lonely, lonely bridge. 1276 01:14:14,367 --> 01:14:15,667 - She means nothing to me. 1277 01:14:15,700 --> 01:14:17,333 - [MUFFLED PROTESTS] 1278 01:14:17,367 --> 01:14:18,400 - It was just a night of fun. 1279 01:14:18,433 --> 01:14:21,067 - Oh, lucky girl. 1280 01:14:23,633 --> 01:14:25,333 Oscar Wilde once said, 1281 01:14:25,367 --> 01:14:30,167 "we always kill the ones we love." 1282 01:14:30,200 --> 01:14:33,167 He was right about so many things. 1283 01:14:33,200 --> 01:14:36,333 - [MUFFLED SCREAMS] - Wait! 1284 01:14:36,367 --> 01:14:38,100 Let's do this properly. 1285 01:14:43,800 --> 01:14:47,367 - Milo, you never cease to amaze me. 1286 01:14:47,400 --> 01:14:50,033 This time, I fear you've bitten off 1287 01:14:50,067 --> 01:14:51,400 more than you can chew. 1288 01:14:58,267 --> 01:15:01,767 I want to make this painless and fair. 1289 01:15:01,800 --> 01:15:04,100 As Oscar Wilde once said, 1290 01:15:04,133 --> 01:15:05,633 "always play fairly 1291 01:15:05,667 --> 01:15:07,700 when you're holding the winning cards." 1292 01:15:15,300 --> 01:15:18,300 [METALLIC RASPING AND CLINKING] 1293 01:15:38,300 --> 01:15:39,467 Milo. 1294 01:15:39,500 --> 01:15:42,500 [SCREAMING AND GRUNTING] 1295 01:16:06,067 --> 01:16:07,633 I'll miss you, Milo. 1296 01:16:14,767 --> 01:16:16,200 [GRUNTS] 1297 01:16:22,200 --> 01:16:25,200 [BOTH GRUNTING] 1298 01:16:56,233 --> 01:16:58,633 - [MUFFLED SPEECH] 1299 01:17:02,067 --> 01:17:03,567 He's got a gun. 1300 01:17:09,600 --> 01:17:12,200 - Release our baker. 1301 01:17:24,200 --> 01:17:26,800 - This is very boring, Milo. 1302 01:17:26,833 --> 01:17:29,800 Tell your little friends to stay out of this. 1303 01:17:29,833 --> 01:17:31,400 This has nothing to do with them. 1304 01:17:31,433 --> 01:17:34,100 - Oh, yes, it has. 1305 01:17:34,133 --> 01:17:35,800 He's our baker. 1306 01:17:35,833 --> 01:17:38,267 You take him on; 1307 01:17:38,300 --> 01:17:41,167 you take us all on. 1308 01:17:41,200 --> 01:17:44,633 - I just want to live a normal life, Bjorn 1309 01:17:44,667 --> 01:17:49,800 doing something I love 1310 01:17:49,833 --> 01:17:55,800 possibly with someone I love. 1311 01:17:55,833 --> 01:17:58,467 Is that too much to ask? 1312 01:17:58,500 --> 01:18:00,633 I don't think so. 1313 01:18:00,667 --> 01:18:05,133 And I don't think you think so either. 1314 01:18:05,167 --> 01:18:07,100 - You call this normal? 1315 01:18:07,133 --> 01:18:12,067 - It's as close as I'm ever likely to get. 1316 01:18:12,100 --> 01:18:13,767 - You love her. 1317 01:18:13,800 --> 01:18:15,367 Maybe she loves you. 1318 01:18:15,400 --> 01:18:18,633 You might even be happy together. 1319 01:18:18,667 --> 01:18:20,200 But then again, 1320 01:18:20,233 --> 01:18:23,233 there is the chance that she'll break your heart. 1321 01:18:23,267 --> 01:18:25,267 And then you'll feel what I felt, 1322 01:18:25,300 --> 01:18:28,033 and that will be worse than death. 1323 01:18:32,233 --> 01:18:35,700 You know what? 1324 01:18:35,733 --> 01:18:38,600 I'm willing to take that chance. 1325 01:18:38,633 --> 01:18:40,367 Smack! 1326 01:18:40,400 --> 01:18:43,033 [ALL CHEER] 1327 01:18:43,067 --> 01:18:46,000 [LAUGHTER] 1328 01:18:48,767 --> 01:18:54,333 Slap! 1329 01:18:54,367 --> 01:18:56,567 ALL: Aw! 1330 01:18:56,600 --> 01:18:58,200 [LAUGHTER] 1331 01:19:10,567 --> 01:19:11,667 - What's the hold-up? 1332 01:19:11,700 --> 01:19:12,733 Everyone's waiting. 1333 01:19:17,067 --> 01:19:18,400 You're getting there. 1334 01:19:18,433 --> 01:19:20,300 - [SIGHS] 1335 01:19:40,600 --> 01:19:43,033 - Come on. 1336 01:19:43,067 --> 01:19:44,767 - I'll be right there. 1337 01:19:52,733 --> 01:19:55,567 - You've been busy. 1338 01:19:55,600 --> 01:19:57,133 - Leo, what are you doing here? 1339 01:19:57,167 --> 01:19:59,033 - I might ask you the same question. 1340 01:19:59,067 --> 01:20:01,700 Made yourself quite at home, haven't you? 1341 01:20:01,733 --> 01:20:03,533 I know I said you should blend in, 1342 01:20:03,567 --> 01:20:05,400 but this is taking it a bit far, don't you think? 1343 01:20:05,433 --> 01:20:06,767 - How's retirement? 1344 01:20:06,800 --> 01:20:09,700 - Retirement was never gonna do it for me, Milo. 1345 01:20:09,733 --> 01:20:12,267 I need to work, get my hands dirty. 1346 01:20:12,300 --> 01:20:14,767 So I instigated a takeover bid. 1347 01:20:14,800 --> 01:20:16,767 Hostile, of course. 1348 01:20:16,800 --> 01:20:19,767 And I'm pleased to say it was completely successful. 1349 01:20:19,800 --> 01:20:21,500 New management team 1350 01:20:21,533 --> 01:20:23,033 with me at the top. 1351 01:20:23,067 --> 01:20:24,533 You can come back. 1352 01:20:24,567 --> 01:20:26,667 - Thanks, 1353 01:20:26,700 --> 01:20:28,133 but no thanks. 1354 01:20:28,167 --> 01:20:29,767 - Oh, it's entirely safe. 1355 01:20:29,800 --> 01:20:32,100 Any employee loyal to the old manager 1356 01:20:32,133 --> 01:20:33,467 has been removed. 1357 01:20:33,500 --> 01:20:34,800 So there's no reason for you 1358 01:20:34,833 --> 01:20:37,067 to stay here any longer, is there? 1359 01:20:37,100 --> 01:20:38,500 - Actually there is, Leo. 1360 01:20:38,533 --> 01:20:39,733 They need a baker. 1361 01:20:39,767 --> 01:20:43,067 - What are you trying to tell me? 1362 01:20:43,100 --> 01:20:44,733 That you're going to be a baker? 1363 01:20:44,767 --> 01:20:47,200 I'm saying that I already am a baker, Leo. 1364 01:20:47,233 --> 01:20:49,267 So unless it's a baker that the company needs, 1365 01:20:49,300 --> 01:20:51,067 I don't think I'll be of any use to you. 1366 01:20:51,100 --> 01:20:53,767 - Milo, please tell me you're joking. 1367 01:20:53,800 --> 01:20:55,533 - Milo! 1368 01:20:58,300 --> 01:21:00,667 - I suppose this is the punch line. 1369 01:21:00,700 --> 01:21:03,267 I've seen many a good man go like this. 1370 01:21:03,300 --> 01:21:04,600 Very messy. 1371 01:21:04,633 --> 01:21:07,633 And this? 1372 01:21:07,667 --> 01:21:10,600 - Well, I'll give you a fair price. 1373 01:21:10,633 --> 01:21:15,167 - You're serious. 1374 01:21:15,200 --> 01:21:16,333 - Milo? 1375 01:21:19,333 --> 01:21:21,300 - Hey. 1376 01:21:21,333 --> 01:21:23,633 Hey, sorry. I was just-- 1377 01:21:23,667 --> 01:21:26,100 - are you all right? - Yeah, fine. 1378 01:21:26,133 --> 01:21:28,467 Fine, I was just getting some-- 1379 01:21:28,500 --> 01:21:30,600 you know... And then I remembered that-- 1380 01:21:30,633 --> 01:21:31,700 - nervous? 1381 01:21:31,733 --> 01:21:33,433 - Does it show? - Not at all. 1382 01:21:33,467 --> 01:21:35,300 - Good. 1383 01:21:35,333 --> 01:21:37,633 Rhiannon, um... 1384 01:21:37,667 --> 01:21:39,200 This is, um... 1385 01:21:43,633 --> 01:21:44,600 - This is what? 1386 01:21:54,600 --> 01:21:56,700 - This is happiest day in my life. 1387 01:22:03,700 --> 01:22:06,800 - [CLEARS THROAT] 1388 01:22:06,833 --> 01:22:08,633 I can't hold them much longer. 1389 01:22:15,600 --> 01:22:17,433 - I now pronounce... What do you call it? 1390 01:22:17,467 --> 01:22:20,667 Shakespeare's cake officially open. 1391 01:22:20,700 --> 01:22:23,700 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 1392 01:22:52,800 --> 01:22:55,767 [WHIMSICAL PIANO MUSIC] 1393 01:22:55,800 --> 01:23:06,000 ♪ 1394 01:23:56,367 --> 01:23:59,033 [SHATTERING] 1395 01:23:59,067 --> 01:24:00,133 [EXPLOSION] 84128