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hi.
Hi, mom.
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Where are
you going?
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Down the street
to play football.
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Theo, it's five degrees
out there.
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I've got extra socks on.
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Wear gloves and a hat.
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It's freeze football--
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wear that stuff,
you're not a real man.
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How will the real man Feel
when his mother shows up
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carrying his gloves
and a hat?
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Hey, Dad.
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Hey.
Where you going?
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Freeze
football.
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You can't play freeze
football with a hat.
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You've got to
take that stuff off.
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They're mom's idea.
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Wear the hat and gloves.
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Hi, dear.
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How was school?
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School?
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Dear, I brought
home two children
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that may or may not
be ours.
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When I pulled up
to the school
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there was a pack of them
like this.
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Parents drove up and got out
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and they panicked
trying to find theirs.
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One woman was going
through the WHOLE pack--
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picking them up,
looking at them
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and then throwing them
over her shoulder.
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So I brought
these two home
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because they were
the right size.
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Hi, mom.
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I think this is
one of ours.
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We don't have to
take it back.
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Who are you?
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Rudy!
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We don't have to
take them back.
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These aren't my boots.
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Whose are they?
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I don't know.
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The bell rings, you go to
the pile and try your luck.
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You can return them tomorrow.
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But they're better than mine.
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Vanessa, they go back
into the pile tomorrow.
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Can I keep these?
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No. Cliff, get them undressed.
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I'll start dinner.
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It takes a long time
to do this, dear.
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Daddy, I'm getting hot.
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I know.
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Dad's taking off the clothes
as fast as he can.
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Okay, here we go.
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Daddy,
I can take it off!
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Daddy!
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Cliff...
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I didn't know
they were hooked to her.
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Cliff, we need to talk.
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Right now?
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Right now.
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What's up?
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Nothing.
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Help Rudy get undressed,
then go upstairs.
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I want to show you
something.
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What's the matter?
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I accidentally knocked
Theo's book off the table...
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Yeah?
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...and found this.
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Maybe he's doing a book report
on drug abuse
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and he's using this
as a visual aid.
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Yeah, that's the real thing.
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I hate to think of him
starting with that stuff.
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The boy knows
where we stand on this.
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I'll bet
It's his friends.
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They seem
all right.
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All right?
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Cockroach...
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Buzzard...
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the mouth.
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The mouth?
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Some child called the other day
and asked for Theo.
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He said,
"Tell him the mouth called."
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don't you find it suspicious
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that these people aren't using
their real names?
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When children are born
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parents look at the child
and say, "Lillian," "Roy..."
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After the child develops,
whatever comes out
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the neighborhood
looks at it and says...
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"Cockroach."
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Cockroach looks
exactly like a cockroach.
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Suppose these kids
are using those names as decoys
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and suppose
Theo is their contact.
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Suppose those guys are
selling this stuff?
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Now, please.
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You found this
in his book.
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It doesn't look
like he smoked it.
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We haven't seen him smoke it.
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But already you have our son
flying back and forth to turkey.
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My point
is THIS:
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Why don't we
use this?
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Be rational,
all right?
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Okay.
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Where are you going?
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I'm going to
search his room.
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Cliff, you can't
do that.
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I wasn't going to.
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Anyway,
that's Theo's room.
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You couldn't find 12 acres
of grass growing up there.
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Guess what?
That's a bunch of wimps.
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Only one guy showed up
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and he wouldn't get out
of his mother's car.
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I wore my hat and gloves
the whole time, mom.
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You can
feel my ears.
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I forgot to put the milk back
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didn't I?
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Hi, dad.
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Excuse me, dad.
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Is something wrong, dad?
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Theo...
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I accidentally knocked your
geography book off the table
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and found this.
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That was in
my geography book?
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Your book.
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How did it get there?
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I don't know.
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Joints don't read, do they?
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It's not mine.
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Whose is it?
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I don't
know.
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I wanted a piece of fruit.
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You can have some fruit,
then go back upstairs.
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We're not supposed to eat
in our rooms.
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Eat it in the hallway.
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Which is healthier,
dad?
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An apple or
a banana?
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A banana.
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How about a pear?
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Vanessa,
it's all healthy fruit.
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What's healthful for you
is if you get out.
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( snickering )
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Let me tell you
something.
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You know how your mother and I
feel about drugs.
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As long as
you are living...
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look at me.
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As long as you're living
in this house
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you are not to do drugs.
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When you move
into your own house
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you are not to do drugs.
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When I am dead and you're 75,
you are not to do drugs.
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Dad, I have never done drugs.
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If you say this isn't yours,
I'll take your word for it.
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Dad?
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You're a lot of things,
some good, some bad
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but you're not a liar.
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If you say that isn't yours,
then it isn't.
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The joint is not mine.
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Fine.
Okay.
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Case closed.
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Are you all right?
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I guess so.
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Maybe we should take him
out of that school?
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If we put the child in a school
in the south pole
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There would be 12
penguins out there
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with joints
in their mouths
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break-dancing
all over the ice.
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( knocking )
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DENISE:
Can I come in?
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No!
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Are you sure?
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No.
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Hey.
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Mom and dad were
asking about you earlier.
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Is everything okay?
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If you're in trouble,
we can talk about it.
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I know
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you did something stupid
because of a girl.
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Women. Can't live with 'em,
can't live without 'em.
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It's not
a girl.
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You brought a "D" Home
from school.
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Close.
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An "E"?
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no, a "J."
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What are you talking about?
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Somebody stuck a joint
in my geography book.
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Mom and dad found it.
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It isn't mine.
They said they believe me.
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Then everything's okay.
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I don't like
that it happened.
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I feel like there's
a mark on my record.
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Your record
wasn't exactly spotless.
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There's a big difference
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between this and the way
I usually mess up.
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I'm afraid mom and Dad
will look at me differently.
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If mom and dad say
something's settled
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then it's settled.
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It's not settled for me.
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So you'll put a note
on the bulletin board?
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"Found: One joint.
Contact Theo huxtable"?
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I'm going to go to school
and find the guy who did it.
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When I find him...
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well, good luck.
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Thanks.
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( knocking )
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Theo, you want
to share my pear?
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Dad says it's
the healthiest fruit.
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Leave me alone.
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Theo, we're all family.
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If one of us is
in big trouble
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we all should know.
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Vanessa, if you were
the last person on earth
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I still wouldn't tell you.
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Don't tell me what you did.
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Tell me what
they're going to do to you.
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Get out.
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Theo, I'm giving you
until morning.
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Then I'll be forced
to go to my other sources.
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Now look, before I put
all these clothes on you
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do you have to go to the...
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bathroom?
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Do you?
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No!
Okay.
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Now this sweater
is the primary sweater.
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This will protect us
in the classroom
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just in case the classroom
is a little bit chilly.
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And it's meant not to be
a super, super, warm sweater
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because it's cute.
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Okay?
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Now this sweater
is a serious sweater
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so it's not
that good-looking.
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This sweater is meant
to protect the cute sweater.
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Wear this
in the hallways
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and almost going outside.
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You got that?
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Here we have
the super nasa jacket.
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This jacket will protect you
from the cold wind
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and the storm.
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Now we put on
the hat properly
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because if
you don't...
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that's
going to happen.
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Here we go.
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Put this on
like this
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and tie this around.
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Now don't forget--
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when you take this off
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don't let anybody
yank from the top.
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You know why?
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Because then
you look like that.
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All right.
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Now you're ready.
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Daddy.
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Uh-huh.
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I have to go to the bathroom.
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I asked you
if you had to go.
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I said tell me,
didn't I?
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Huh?
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00:12:56,298 --> 00:12:59,231
Why do you
have to go now?
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I'm a little person.
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We don't always know
ahead of time.
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Go upstairs and ask your mom
to undress you so you can go.
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Theo left for school already.
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He seemed like
he was in a hurry.
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Yes, he was.
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It's too bad about
what happened to him.
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00:13:32,098 --> 00:13:33,398
Yeah.
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00:13:34,531 --> 00:13:37,631
And that it could happen
in This house.
266
00:13:37,631 --> 00:13:41,931
That was the thing
that bothered me the most.
267
00:13:41,931 --> 00:13:44,064
What did you say to him?
268
00:13:44,064 --> 00:13:45,564
Well, you know me.
269
00:13:45,564 --> 00:13:48,564
So that's what I said.
270
00:13:50,431 --> 00:13:52,331
What did Theo say?
271
00:13:52,331 --> 00:13:55,498
The only thing he could say.
272
00:13:55,498 --> 00:13:56,698
Oh.
273
00:13:56,698 --> 00:14:00,664
What would you have done
in that situation?
274
00:14:00,664 --> 00:14:02,731
Had him talk to me.
275
00:14:02,731 --> 00:14:06,131
I thought about it,
but then I said no.
276
00:14:06,131 --> 00:14:10,731
I know you hate to get
in other people's business.
277
00:14:10,731 --> 00:14:12,098
Yeah.
278
00:14:13,131 --> 00:14:14,164
Bye, dad.
279
00:14:14,164 --> 00:14:16,631
Have a good day
at school, kid.
280
00:14:16,631 --> 00:14:17,631
See you later.
281
00:14:23,364 --> 00:14:24,831
Hey, Braxton.
282
00:14:25,831 --> 00:14:26,798
Who are you?
283
00:14:26,798 --> 00:14:27,798
Theodore huxtable.
284
00:14:27,798 --> 00:14:29,531
I'm in your geography class.
285
00:14:29,531 --> 00:14:30,798
That's nice.
286
00:14:30,798 --> 00:14:34,731
Listen, yesterday I found
a joint in my book.
287
00:14:34,731 --> 00:14:36,098
Was that your book?
288
00:14:36,098 --> 00:14:37,764
You can keep it.
289
00:14:37,764 --> 00:14:39,331
Call it a gift.
290
00:14:39,331 --> 00:14:40,764
I don't want it.
291
00:14:40,764 --> 00:14:42,464
Why my book?
292
00:14:42,464 --> 00:14:44,831
The teacher walked in,
and I didn't have mine.
293
00:14:44,831 --> 00:14:46,398
My folks found it.
294
00:14:46,398 --> 00:14:48,098
No sweat, huxtable.
295
00:14:48,098 --> 00:14:49,498
Tell them It's mine.
296
00:14:49,498 --> 00:14:51,764
No, I want you to tell them.
297
00:14:51,764 --> 00:14:52,764
Me?
298
00:14:52,764 --> 00:14:54,098
Sure, huxtable.
299
00:14:54,098 --> 00:14:57,264
I'll run right over
to your house and do it.
300
00:14:57,264 --> 00:14:58,764
I'm serious, man.
301
00:14:58,764 --> 00:15:00,498
You've got to do it.
302
00:15:00,498 --> 00:15:05,164
I don't have to
tell anybody anything.
303
00:15:06,598 --> 00:15:09,264
You put that trash in my book!
304
00:15:09,264 --> 00:15:10,498
Get out of my face.
305
00:15:10,498 --> 00:15:12,164
I'm not asking you.
306
00:15:12,164 --> 00:15:13,831
I'm telling you!
307
00:15:13,831 --> 00:15:16,498
Well, tell me again.
308
00:15:17,798 --> 00:15:21,998
Look, Braxton, if that's
what it's going to take
309
00:15:21,998 --> 00:15:23,331
I'm ready.
310
00:15:23,331 --> 00:15:25,264
You want to fight me
right here?
311
00:15:25,264 --> 00:15:27,498
I've got nothing to lose.
312
00:15:42,431 --> 00:15:44,798
Remember when I had
the amniocentesis?
313
00:15:44,798 --> 00:15:47,764
Yes. It came out fine.
314
00:15:47,764 --> 00:15:51,998
And you asked me
if I wanted to know the sex?
315
00:15:51,998 --> 00:15:52,798
Yes.
316
00:15:52,798 --> 00:15:54,131
Is it a boy or a girl?
317
00:15:54,131 --> 00:15:57,064
No, I'm not
getting into that again.
318
00:15:57,064 --> 00:16:01,464
The first time you asked me
and I started to tell you
319
00:16:01,464 --> 00:16:04,131
you said,
"No, I don't want to know."
320
00:16:04,131 --> 00:16:05,798
and I said, "Okay."
321
00:16:05,798 --> 00:16:08,131
Then you said, "I want to know."
322
00:16:08,131 --> 00:16:09,798
I started to tell you
323
00:16:09,798 --> 00:16:11,664
and you said,
"I don't want to know."
324
00:16:11,664 --> 00:16:13,631
doctor, I can't wait.
325
00:16:13,631 --> 00:16:16,031
I decided I have to know.
326
00:16:16,031 --> 00:16:17,364
Okay.
327
00:16:17,364 --> 00:16:19,364
Forget it.
328
00:16:20,864 --> 00:16:21,864
See?
329
00:16:21,864 --> 00:16:24,698
You do that every time.
330
00:16:24,698 --> 00:16:25,798
How about a hint?
331
00:16:25,798 --> 00:16:27,064
Okay.
332
00:16:27,064 --> 00:16:30,964
I'll write it down
on a piece of paper, and...
333
00:16:30,964 --> 00:16:31,964
please.
334
00:16:33,431 --> 00:16:37,698
I don't want you
to open This paper
335
00:16:37,698 --> 00:16:40,698
until you are home.
336
00:16:40,698 --> 00:16:42,331
All right?
337
00:16:42,331 --> 00:16:43,231
All right.
338
00:16:46,364 --> 00:16:47,364
All right.
339
00:16:47,364 --> 00:16:49,031
I'll see you next week.
340
00:16:49,031 --> 00:16:50,031
Thank you, doctor.
341
00:16:50,031 --> 00:16:51,031
Bye-Bye.
Bye.
342
00:16:51,031 --> 00:16:52,364
Don't open it!
343
00:16:54,531 --> 00:16:57,864
You wrote, "Ha, ha, ha."
344
00:17:01,398 --> 00:17:03,331
This is not funny.
345
00:17:04,764 --> 00:17:09,398
You tell your four boys
to get ready for their sister.
346
00:17:09,398 --> 00:17:10,764
It's a girl?!
347
00:17:10,764 --> 00:17:11,764
Yes.
348
00:17:14,598 --> 00:17:16,464
Hey, you guys,
where's mom and dad?
349
00:17:16,464 --> 00:17:17,964
They're not home yet.
350
00:17:17,964 --> 00:17:18,998
See you.
351
00:17:18,998 --> 00:17:20,998
Hey, I almost
fought you once
352
00:17:20,998 --> 00:17:23,164
and I'm ready
to do it again.
353
00:17:23,164 --> 00:17:24,664
We'll wait.
354
00:17:24,664 --> 00:17:26,064
Sit down.
355
00:17:26,064 --> 00:17:27,931
Who are you?
356
00:17:27,931 --> 00:17:29,264
Anthony Earl Braxton.
357
00:17:29,264 --> 00:17:31,431
I'm Rudy Lillian huxtable
358
00:17:31,431 --> 00:17:34,031
and I got my mittens
back today.
359
00:17:34,031 --> 00:17:35,131
Great.
360
00:17:35,131 --> 00:17:37,864
But I got
somebody else's lunch box.
361
00:17:37,864 --> 00:17:38,931
Sorry.
362
00:17:38,931 --> 00:17:40,564
Would you guys
Please go upstairs?
363
00:17:40,564 --> 00:17:41,698
Go ahead, Rudy.
364
00:17:41,698 --> 00:17:42,931
Nice meeting you.
365
00:17:42,931 --> 00:17:44,031
You, too.
366
00:17:45,264 --> 00:17:47,098
You, too, Vanessa.
367
00:17:47,098 --> 00:17:48,398
I'm not kidding.
368
00:17:52,764 --> 00:17:55,164
Got anything to eat?
369
00:17:57,664 --> 00:17:58,831
Hey, dad.
370
00:17:58,831 --> 00:18:00,398
This is my dad.
371
00:18:00,398 --> 00:18:01,398
Say hi.
372
00:18:01,398 --> 00:18:02,398
Hello, Mr. Huxtable.
373
00:18:02,398 --> 00:18:03,531
Doctor huxtable.
374
00:18:03,531 --> 00:18:04,964
This is Tony Braxton.
375
00:18:04,964 --> 00:18:07,631
What name
do you really go by?
376
00:18:07,631 --> 00:18:09,231
I'm the enforcer.
377
00:18:09,231 --> 00:18:12,198
I'm the dad.
378
00:18:12,198 --> 00:18:15,698
Braxton came over here
to tell you something.
379
00:18:16,698 --> 00:18:18,564
I put the joint in his book.
380
00:18:18,564 --> 00:18:19,731
Why?
381
00:18:19,731 --> 00:18:21,964
The teacher walked in.
I had to hide it.
382
00:18:21,964 --> 00:18:23,831
Why didn't you throw it away?
383
00:18:23,831 --> 00:18:25,631
I wanted to smoke it later.
384
00:18:25,631 --> 00:18:27,331
I'm not your father
385
00:18:27,331 --> 00:18:30,331
but I do think
you have a problem.
386
00:18:30,331 --> 00:18:33,664
You should talk
to your parents about it
387
00:18:33,664 --> 00:18:37,331
or a counselor,
or somebody at school...
388
00:18:37,331 --> 00:18:39,531
or you can come here.
389
00:18:39,531 --> 00:18:41,864
I'll think about it.
390
00:18:41,864 --> 00:18:42,864
Okay.
391
00:18:42,864 --> 00:18:44,664
Have a seat.
392
00:18:44,664 --> 00:18:47,264
Let me talk to you
a second.
393
00:18:47,264 --> 00:18:51,564
Didn't I tell you
that everything was cool?
394
00:18:51,564 --> 00:18:53,764
I wanted to make sure.
395
00:18:54,998 --> 00:18:57,731
That's a big dude.
396
00:18:57,731 --> 00:18:59,331
Yeah.
397
00:19:02,664 --> 00:19:07,398
I don't think it's necessary
for you to risk life and limb
398
00:19:07,398 --> 00:19:10,398
to prove something
to your mother and me
399
00:19:10,398 --> 00:19:13,398
when we've said to you
we believe you
400
00:19:13,398 --> 00:19:15,164
and we love you.
401
00:19:15,164 --> 00:19:17,031
Cliff:
Okay?
402
00:19:17,031 --> 00:19:19,298
I know, dad.
403
00:19:19,298 --> 00:19:20,998
Okay.
404
00:19:23,831 --> 00:19:25,398
Uh...
405
00:19:25,398 --> 00:19:28,331
thank you for coming over.
406
00:19:28,331 --> 00:19:29,331
Any time.
407
00:19:29,331 --> 00:19:30,331
All right.
408
00:19:34,931 --> 00:19:36,864
Huxtable.
ÃñÃ
409
00:19:36,864 --> 00:19:39,264
Your parents said
they believed you
410
00:19:39,264 --> 00:19:41,464
and yet you were ready
to fight me.
411
00:19:41,464 --> 00:19:45,264
I would have come home
with a broken arm if I had to.
412
00:19:45,264 --> 00:19:48,031
What my parents think
means a lot to me.
413
00:19:48,031 --> 00:19:49,831
I'm glad I could help out.
414
00:19:49,831 --> 00:19:50,831
See you.
415
00:19:50,831 --> 00:19:51,831
See you.
416
00:19:52,998 --> 00:19:55,864
What are you doing
after school tomorrow?
417
00:19:55,864 --> 00:19:57,264
You ever play freeze football?
418
00:19:57,264 --> 00:19:58,264
No.
419
00:19:58,264 --> 00:20:00,264
We could use an extra player--
420
00:20:00,264 --> 00:20:01,431
if he's not high.
421
00:20:01,431 --> 00:20:02,531
I'll be there.
422
00:20:02,531 --> 00:20:04,764
Don't tell your mom
you're playing.
423
00:20:04,764 --> 00:20:07,598
She'll make you wear
a hat and gloves.
424
00:20:07,598 --> 00:20:08,864
Does your mom?
425
00:20:08,864 --> 00:20:11,931
Yeah, but as soon as
I'm out of the house
426
00:20:11,931 --> 00:20:14,264
I hide them in the mailbox.
427
00:20:19,264 --> 00:20:23,264
Which flavor is healthiest,
vanilla or chocolate Chip?
428
00:20:23,264 --> 00:20:24,431
Fruit.
429
00:20:24,431 --> 00:20:27,198
Okay, we'll put
a banana in it.
430
00:20:27,198 --> 00:20:28,531
You get the syrup.
431
00:20:28,531 --> 00:20:29,864
I'll get the bowls.
432
00:20:29,864 --> 00:20:31,198
No, cliff!
No, no, no!
433
00:20:31,198 --> 00:20:33,798
You know you love it.
434
00:20:33,798 --> 00:20:36,531
Before dinner? Suppose
the children catch us?
435
00:20:36,531 --> 00:20:39,298
We'll say
we've eaten already.
436
00:20:39,298 --> 00:20:41,198
We can't do that.
437
00:20:41,198 --> 00:20:43,864
Why not?
I live here.
438
00:20:43,864 --> 00:20:44,898
Hey, dad, guess...
439
00:20:44,898 --> 00:20:45,964
CLIFF:
Hey!
440
00:20:45,964 --> 00:20:48,764
We ate early, son.
441
00:20:48,764 --> 00:20:49,998
Uh-huh.
442
00:20:49,998 --> 00:20:51,964
How was the game?
443
00:20:51,964 --> 00:20:54,198
I ran for
three touchdowns.
444
00:20:54,198 --> 00:20:55,364
My boy.
445
00:20:55,364 --> 00:20:58,131
It was easy,
running behind the enforcer.
446
00:20:58,131 --> 00:21:00,731
Where are your gloves
and hat?
447
00:21:02,264 --> 00:21:03,931
Oh, wow, man!
448
00:21:03,931 --> 00:21:07,598
I must have lost them
between here and the field.
449
00:21:07,598 --> 00:21:09,564
I'll go look for them.
450
00:21:09,564 --> 00:21:10,564
Clair:
Oh, Theo?
451
00:21:10,564 --> 00:21:12,598
Don't bother, son.
452
00:21:12,598 --> 00:21:17,531
Somebody must have found it
and mailed it to you.
453
00:21:24,931 --> 00:21:28,831
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