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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,162 WWW.MY-SUBS.CO ๏ปฟ1 00:00:07,424 --> 00:00:10,552 Sleepwalking into oblivion. 2 00:00:10,552 --> 00:00:14,264 Uncontrolled migration, hyperinflation, rampant crime, 3 00:00:14,515 --> 00:00:16,224 - cultural Marxism... - Here we go. 4 00:00:16,224 --> 00:00:19,018 The 5:00 p.m. 5 00:00:19,136 --> 00:00:21,389 - All good? - Yeah, I'm good, Greg, 6 00:00:21,389 --> 00:00:23,724 considering it's my first post-Logan election, 7 00:00:23,724 --> 00:00:26,310 and I have Cyd, uh, running around town, 8 00:00:26,310 --> 00:00:29,021 spitting poison like a fucking king cobra with an iPhone. 9 00:00:29,021 --> 00:00:31,023 I have, uh, PGN to the left of me, 10 00:00:31,023 --> 00:00:32,441 I have FVA to the right. 11 00:00:32,441 --> 00:00:35,695 I gotta deliver the best election numbers ever 12 00:00:35,695 --> 00:00:37,697 'cause my bosses wanna rip my heart out 13 00:00:37,697 --> 00:00:38,781 as a peace offering 14 00:00:38,781 --> 00:00:40,533 - to all comers. So, no, Greg. - Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. 15 00:00:40,533 --> 00:00:42,702 You know, I'm a little bit tense. 16 00:00:42,702 --> 00:00:44,954 Just a little bit. Little tense. 17 00:00:44,954 --> 00:00:46,831 Well, yeah, I'm feeling pretty good. 18 00:02:08,073 --> 00:02:13,073 - Synced and corrected by naFraC - - www.MY-SUBS.com - 19 00:02:16,545 --> 00:02:17,939 I got to the polling 20 00:02:17,949 --> 00:02:19,160 location at 11:00 a.m., 21 00:02:19,171 --> 00:02:21,933 I thought it was very odd the lines were short... 22 00:02:21,944 --> 00:02:23,321 - Hey, Tom. - Hey, Ken. 23 00:02:23,332 --> 00:02:24,458 You good? You feeling good? 24 00:02:24,469 --> 00:02:26,304 Needs to be gangbusters tonight, man. Yeah? 25 00:02:26,315 --> 00:02:27,691 Yeah, you got it. You got it. 26 00:02:27,702 --> 00:02:29,079 All right, need those numbers, T. 27 00:02:29,090 --> 00:02:31,425 Really wanna see those numbers, Tom, okay? 28 00:02:31,435 --> 00:02:32,921 - Okay. - Market's watching. 29 00:02:32,932 --> 00:02:35,428 First Super Bowl. How we gonna cope without the king? Right? 30 00:02:35,439 --> 00:02:37,984 Okay, got it, Ken. All good, all good. 31 00:02:37,984 --> 00:02:40,695 - Hey, Pam. How's it looking? - Uh, bit of crackle. 32 00:02:40,695 --> 00:02:44,031 We have a news van in a bit of trouble in Oregon. 33 00:02:44,031 --> 00:02:45,825 Things looking fighty in Milwaukee... 34 00:02:45,825 --> 00:02:48,123 Did you see the viral thing about the woman, 35 00:02:48,134 --> 00:02:50,303 um, who voted, like, 40 times for Jimenez 36 00:02:50,314 --> 00:02:51,774 under her dead mom's name? 37 00:02:51,785 --> 00:02:53,828 We tracked her down. Not super reliable. 38 00:02:53,839 --> 00:02:55,299 She's not a well person. 39 00:02:55,310 --> 00:02:57,688 She's... Well, you're not a doctor, Pam. 40 00:02:57,712 --> 00:03:00,460 Until you qualify, why don't you get her on the air? 41 00:03:00,471 --> 00:03:03,140 Oof! Long night in dress shoes? 42 00:03:03,151 --> 00:03:06,488 Cyd used to go for these sort of slip-ons with a padded sock. 43 00:03:06,499 --> 00:03:09,001 Yeah, probably 'cause she couldn't get her cloven hooves 44 00:03:09,012 --> 00:03:10,672 into her regular shoes. 45 00:03:11,028 --> 00:03:13,872 I'm perfectly comfortable, Pam. I've got good arches. 46 00:03:13,883 --> 00:03:15,260 - All right. - They've been remarked upon. 47 00:03:15,271 --> 00:03:17,106 Five p.m. exit polls, come on. 48 00:03:17,106 --> 00:03:19,817 - Five p.m. - Hey, Darwin. You don't, um... 49 00:03:19,817 --> 00:03:21,819 Oh, they're cool. Um, you don't... 50 00:03:21,819 --> 00:03:23,612 you don't do anything special tonight, do you? 51 00:03:23,612 --> 00:03:25,906 Just somebody was talking about adult diapers? 52 00:03:25,906 --> 00:03:28,075 Oh, no, I think there's always time for the bathroom. 53 00:03:28,075 --> 00:03:29,702 Fine. Okay, thanks. 54 00:03:30,953 --> 00:03:33,456 Okay. Excuse me. Coming through. 55 00:03:33,456 --> 00:03:35,541 Coming through here. Coming through. 56 00:03:35,541 --> 00:03:38,753 Hey, everybody. So, terms and conditions. 57 00:03:38,753 --> 00:03:41,338 Forgive me, those of you who already know this. 58 00:03:41,338 --> 00:03:42,840 You get, uh, you get some rest though? 59 00:03:42,840 --> 00:03:45,926 No, no. Marital strife. 60 00:03:45,926 --> 00:03:47,055 Can I hear a "Got it"? 61 00:03:47,066 --> 00:03:49,169 - Got it. - Thank you. Also, what we're about to tell you... 62 00:03:49,180 --> 00:03:51,057 - How was your night? - With Matsson? 63 00:03:51,057 --> 00:03:55,561 Pretty monstrous. His crew knows some unseemly venues. 64 00:03:56,587 --> 00:03:58,756 I danced with an old man. 65 00:03:59,023 --> 00:04:01,233 - What? - Yeah. He didn't want to dance, 66 00:04:01,233 --> 00:04:04,737 but they made us dance. He was so confused. 67 00:04:04,737 --> 00:04:10,326 I drank things that aren't normally drinks. 68 00:04:11,044 --> 00:04:13,588 And I... I got the impression... 69 00:04:15,237 --> 00:04:20,033 Do you know about Matsson with Shiv and their sort of... 70 00:04:20,044 --> 00:04:23,089 like, their... their business alliance agreement? 71 00:04:25,366 --> 00:04:27,618 Well, I'm sure I don't know what you're talking about. 72 00:04:29,013 --> 00:04:31,265 Okay, I didn't think so. 73 00:04:31,445 --> 00:04:34,740 Do you wanna strategize? You wanna fry her ass up? 74 00:04:35,510 --> 00:04:37,929 Information, Greg. 75 00:04:38,788 --> 00:04:40,373 It's like a bottle of fine wine. 76 00:04:41,390 --> 00:04:43,517 You store it, you hoard it, 77 00:04:43,713 --> 00:04:45,715 you save it for a special occasion. 78 00:04:45,726 --> 00:04:48,614 And then you smash someone's fucking face in with it. 79 00:04:48,614 --> 00:04:50,991 - Nice. - So, what we're hearing is, 80 00:04:50,991 --> 00:04:53,577 and remember, this is not decisive, 81 00:04:53,577 --> 00:04:55,079 what we're seeing is Mencken 82 00:04:55,079 --> 00:05:00,084 may be over-performing in Georgia and Arizona. 83 00:05:00,095 --> 00:05:02,848 So, our early read would be 84 00:05:02,859 --> 00:05:05,278 closer than polls have suggested. 85 00:05:05,289 --> 00:05:08,626 Close, but Jimenez likely edging 86 00:05:08,637 --> 00:05:10,013 - on what we've seen. - Boo! 87 00:05:10,024 --> 00:05:12,878 Listen, this is privileged information. 88 00:05:12,889 --> 00:05:15,308 Leaks that suppress or encourage turnout 89 00:05:15,319 --> 00:05:16,654 could result in our ejection 90 00:05:16,665 --> 00:05:18,959 from the National Election Pool, okay? 91 00:05:19,092 --> 00:05:21,000 Yeah, you heard the man. 92 00:05:21,011 --> 00:05:22,095 Zip it. 93 00:05:23,407 --> 00:05:24,450 That's great. 94 00:05:25,794 --> 00:05:29,006 Okay, Tom says exit polls say looks like Jimenez. 95 00:05:29,595 --> 00:05:30,979 No leaks. 96 00:05:30,990 --> 00:05:33,462 That's great. I mean, I got four smileys from Gil. 97 00:05:33,473 --> 00:05:34,734 They think they've got it. 98 00:05:34,745 --> 00:05:37,664 I have got eggplant, eggplant, flag from Mencken. 99 00:05:38,872 --> 00:05:40,958 Well, two eggplants is not as much 100 00:05:40,969 --> 00:05:42,365 as four smileys, obviously. 101 00:05:42,376 --> 00:05:44,797 Four smileys is symptomatic of the complacency 102 00:05:44,808 --> 00:05:46,411 at the heart of his out-of-touch campaign. 103 00:05:46,422 --> 00:05:49,307 Eggplant, eggplant, flag reeks of the misogynistic bravado 104 00:05:49,318 --> 00:05:51,154 that has so repelled the median voter. 105 00:05:51,364 --> 00:05:54,043 - Huh? Hmm? - Jesus. Oh, I feel sick. 106 00:05:54,054 --> 00:05:55,890 Oh, why? It's fun. 107 00:05:55,890 --> 00:05:57,057 My team is playing your team. 108 00:05:57,057 --> 00:05:58,976 It's only spicy 'cause if my team wins, 109 00:05:58,976 --> 00:06:01,437 - they're gonna shoot your team. - Okay, but what are you hearing, seriously? 110 00:06:01,437 --> 00:06:03,063 Are these your vans? The Nazi vans? 111 00:06:03,063 --> 00:06:04,690 The van? Oh, the... the fun vans? 112 00:06:04,690 --> 00:06:06,192 The, uh, the fun buses? Yeah. 113 00:06:06,192 --> 00:06:07,610 Yeah, in Florida, they picked people up 114 00:06:07,610 --> 00:06:08,986 telling them they were taking them to vote, 115 00:06:08,986 --> 00:06:10,529 and then a kid got left by the highway. 116 00:06:10,529 --> 00:06:12,114 It's fucking kidnapping, Rome. 117 00:06:12,114 --> 00:06:16,290 It's fucking kidnapping now? False flag. Nice try. 118 00:06:16,702 --> 00:06:18,579 Kidnapping. It's kidnapping. 119 00:06:20,656 --> 00:06:22,507 - Hey! - Lukas! Hey. 120 00:06:22,518 --> 00:06:23,853 So, it's looking like Jimenez. 121 00:06:23,864 --> 00:06:27,951 Which is good for democracy and great for us. 122 00:06:28,118 --> 00:06:30,273 - Okay. - So, either way, 123 00:06:30,284 --> 00:06:33,166 I think that we consider releasing your, you know, 124 00:06:33,177 --> 00:06:35,012 your funky numbers, maybe tomorrow? 125 00:06:35,012 --> 00:06:37,348 Day after tomorrow? Just get ahead of the numbers 126 00:06:37,348 --> 00:06:39,225 and, you know, I can come up with some language. 127 00:06:39,225 --> 00:06:43,562 Yeah, I was... I was talking last night to Oskar 128 00:06:43,562 --> 00:06:46,232 and Gregory Peggory about that. 129 00:06:46,232 --> 00:06:48,859 Uh, I'm sorry, you spoke to Greg about this? 130 00:06:48,859 --> 00:06:50,705 Yeah, well, he was part of a conversation, 131 00:06:50,716 --> 00:06:52,760 just as a normalist. 132 00:06:52,863 --> 00:06:55,554 And, uh... And then I was wondering, 133 00:06:55,565 --> 00:06:56,941 you know, maybe we... 134 00:06:56,952 --> 00:06:58,704 Maybe we keep my... 135 00:06:58,715 --> 00:07:01,301 my terrible secret a secret, you know? 136 00:07:01,312 --> 00:07:04,503 Okay. Uh... 137 00:07:05,078 --> 00:07:06,705 Yeah, look, let me have a think about that. 138 00:07:06,716 --> 00:07:08,635 I gotta... I gotta take this. 139 00:07:08,646 --> 00:07:10,272 I'll... I'll... I'll call you back. 140 00:07:11,095 --> 00:07:12,100 Nate. 141 00:07:12,111 --> 00:07:13,622 How's things in Mission Control Denver? 142 00:07:13,633 --> 00:07:14,709 Are you in at ATN, Shiv? 143 00:07:14,720 --> 00:07:16,753 Upstairs. Leave it to them, Dad's rules. 144 00:07:16,764 --> 00:07:19,058 Well, they need to be covering the intimidation. 145 00:07:19,069 --> 00:07:20,213 It's pretty dark, Shiv. 146 00:07:20,224 --> 00:07:22,226 Who watches the watchmen, you know? 147 00:07:22,226 --> 00:07:25,104 "Who watches the watchmen?" I fucking do. 148 00:07:25,104 --> 00:07:26,649 - You getting good numbers? - Good. 149 00:07:26,660 --> 00:07:29,204 I'm just watching the weather. Storm clouds in Nevada. 150 00:07:29,215 --> 00:07:30,925 We got people in line. 151 00:07:31,068 --> 00:07:34,863 Disturbance in Wisconsin. But, uh, yeah, yeah. 152 00:07:35,253 --> 00:07:36,671 Scared, but good. 153 00:07:37,894 --> 00:07:39,187 Precinct data is... 154 00:07:40,426 --> 00:07:42,303 Pennsylvania, Arizona could be tough. 155 00:07:42,383 --> 00:07:45,136 Let's keep this channel open on all things 156 00:07:45,202 --> 00:07:48,047 Matsson and me, and the new ATN, yeah? 157 00:07:48,058 --> 00:07:49,643 All things good. 158 00:07:49,654 --> 00:07:51,698 All right. So, Jimenez wins, 159 00:07:51,709 --> 00:07:53,502 and he just waves the fucking deal through. 160 00:07:53,513 --> 00:07:54,831 And then we're what? 161 00:07:54,842 --> 00:07:57,470 I guess, fucking last ditch, the board? 162 00:07:57,481 --> 00:07:59,650 The shareholders? 163 00:08:00,891 --> 00:08:03,268 Okay, uh, Jeryd wants face-to-face. 164 00:08:03,302 --> 00:08:04,720 Okay. Me too? 165 00:08:04,893 --> 00:08:06,186 Um, I doubt it. I'm asking. 166 00:08:06,186 --> 00:08:08,230 Do you wanna try Gil, or maybe direct to Jimenez? 167 00:08:08,230 --> 00:08:11,483 It feels kinda sweaty. Maybe I wait a day. 168 00:08:11,594 --> 00:08:15,112 A day... I... I mean, I guess, today's the fucking day, right? 169 00:08:15,112 --> 00:08:17,489 Like, today's the day the rooster puts its head in our hands. 170 00:08:17,489 --> 00:08:19,533 Today is the moment of... 171 00:08:19,533 --> 00:08:23,215 maximum leverage. Uh, yeah. Nope, it looks like just me. 172 00:08:23,226 --> 00:08:24,872 It's a bit tight for both of us. 173 00:08:24,872 --> 00:08:27,416 Fuck him. All right, go, go, go. 174 00:08:27,416 --> 00:08:28,458 - I'm going. - Sure, sure. 175 00:08:28,469 --> 00:08:30,346 Let me know what you come up with. 176 00:08:35,472 --> 00:08:37,707 - Hey, Rava. - Hey, listen, um, 177 00:08:37,718 --> 00:08:39,428 - we... we are all okay... - Yeah? 178 00:08:39,428 --> 00:08:42,931 but, um, we're a bit, uh, freaked out. 179 00:08:42,931 --> 00:08:46,101 There is an SUV. Well, uh, we... we think 180 00:08:46,101 --> 00:08:49,021 there's an SUV, and it's... it's following us. 181 00:08:49,021 --> 00:08:51,774 So, um, can we come to the office? 182 00:08:51,774 --> 00:08:54,860 Because, uh, you have good security at the office? 183 00:08:54,860 --> 00:08:55,867 What's the license plate? 184 00:08:55,878 --> 00:08:58,686 - The license is T... 3... - Is it, uh, T... TR... 185 00:08:58,697 --> 00:09:00,115 - I can't... - Right, 'cause it's probably... 186 00:09:00,115 --> 00:09:01,909 It's probably mine. I didn't want Sophie to freak, 187 00:09:01,909 --> 00:09:03,535 so I just... I just actioned it. 188 00:09:03,535 --> 00:09:05,662 Are you... You're... 189 00:09:06,997 --> 00:09:09,530 Oh, my God. You're having me followed 190 00:09:09,541 --> 00:09:11,877 with th... th... this covert surveillance 191 00:09:11,888 --> 00:09:14,391 to show you care? The actual fuck, Ken? 192 00:09:14,402 --> 00:09:16,737 Just an extra layer of bubble wrap for her and Ivey. 193 00:09:16,748 --> 00:09:18,000 Are you guys okay? You okay? 194 00:09:18,011 --> 00:09:21,167 - Is she okay? - She's, um, scared, Ken. Okay? 195 00:09:21,178 --> 00:09:23,097 - I'm... I am scared. - Rava, Rava. 196 00:09:23,097 --> 00:09:24,556 - Listen, just... - I don't know what... 197 00:09:24,556 --> 00:09:26,767 There... there is... there is shit burning, 198 00:09:26,767 --> 00:09:30,526 - there is intimidation. I don't understand... - Relax, okay? Relax. 199 00:09:30,537 --> 00:09:32,164 Tell Sophie, I love her, 200 00:09:32,314 --> 00:09:34,525 and that is why I do everything I do. 201 00:09:34,525 --> 00:09:36,652 Okay, Soph? Soph, I love you, sweetie, okay? 202 00:09:36,652 --> 00:09:38,404 Nothing's gonna happen. 203 00:09:38,404 --> 00:09:40,531 Exit polls say Jimenez, okay? 204 00:09:40,531 --> 00:09:42,658 I won't let the world push you, okay, sweetie? 205 00:09:42,658 --> 00:09:45,619 Okay. 206 00:09:54,896 --> 00:09:56,171 Ken. 207 00:09:56,171 --> 00:09:57,631 Hey, man. Just... just calling 208 00:09:57,631 --> 00:09:59,299 to say good luck. Great numbers. 209 00:09:59,299 --> 00:10:00,884 - Thanks, man. - And, um, 210 00:10:00,884 --> 00:10:03,720 listen, apologies if... if things got a bit heated. 211 00:10:03,720 --> 00:10:04,930 A lot of shit going down. 212 00:10:04,930 --> 00:10:08,267 Victory vans and shitheads kicking off in Milwaukee. 213 00:10:08,267 --> 00:10:11,161 - ATN wanna cover? - Yeah, I'll... I'll... I'll talk, 214 00:10:11,172 --> 00:10:15,593 uh, but gotta let them do their thing. But, yeah, yeah. 215 00:10:15,644 --> 00:10:18,355 - Okay. - Listen, you got Daniel there? 216 00:10:18,422 --> 00:10:20,632 You know, let me, uh, let me see. 217 00:10:26,384 --> 00:10:27,733 Yeah, come in. 218 00:10:30,539 --> 00:10:33,667 Sir, are you here for Kendall Roy? 219 00:10:35,352 --> 00:10:38,104 - Hey, Kendall. - Hey, Dan. Hey, man. 220 00:10:39,290 --> 00:10:40,913 Good luck. Just, uh... 221 00:10:40,924 --> 00:10:43,427 - Just best of luck. - Thanks, man. 222 00:10:43,427 --> 00:10:45,012 - Uh, great to speak. - Yeah. 223 00:10:45,012 --> 00:10:46,638 But, uh... But when this is over, 224 00:10:46,638 --> 00:10:49,308 uh, I think there needs to be a big conversation about tech, 225 00:10:49,308 --> 00:10:51,226 - is all I'd say. - Great to speak. 226 00:10:51,226 --> 00:10:52,978 I'm gonna put Nate back on. 227 00:10:52,978 --> 00:10:55,105 Sure. And... and... and may the best man 228 00:10:55,105 --> 00:10:57,566 who will, you know, protect American jobs 229 00:10:57,566 --> 00:11:00,275 and reign in tech and is called Daniel win, 230 00:11:00,286 --> 00:11:02,196 you know? 231 00:11:03,280 --> 00:11:05,449 Let's catch up. Have a good one, man. 232 00:11:05,449 --> 00:11:06,575 Yeah, sure. Sure, man. 233 00:11:06,575 --> 00:11:10,370 You know, tonight, my eye is just right here, 234 00:11:10,370 --> 00:11:13,207 making sure it's fair as fuck, all right? 235 00:11:13,207 --> 00:11:15,626 Have a good night, man. Stay hydrated. 236 00:11:33,560 --> 00:11:35,604 - Hey, come on. - Yep. Hell yeah. 237 00:11:36,258 --> 00:11:37,301 Thank you. 238 00:11:40,927 --> 00:11:42,319 Busy, busy. Hello, hello! 239 00:11:42,319 --> 00:11:45,906 Look at you! Losing it, like a massive fucking loser. 240 00:11:45,906 --> 00:11:47,574 Yeah. Well, I blame you. 241 00:11:47,574 --> 00:11:49,671 - Couldn't deliver Connor, huh? - Whoops. 242 00:11:49,682 --> 00:11:52,844 ATN scared to run all the fraud? 243 00:11:52,855 --> 00:11:54,779 Well, I keep my hands out, you know? 244 00:11:54,790 --> 00:11:56,917 Fuck you. What is this? 'Cause, you know, I'm quite busy. 245 00:11:56,917 --> 00:11:59,461 - Oh, you're busy? - Yes, I am busy. 246 00:11:59,461 --> 00:12:01,590 I don't run around town like some fucking food-bike guy, 247 00:12:01,601 --> 00:12:03,061 - you know? - Yeah. 248 00:12:03,173 --> 00:12:06,897 Just, uh, wanted to say a couple things. 249 00:12:06,908 --> 00:12:08,368 Yeah? 250 00:12:08,419 --> 00:12:10,880 Very directly. 251 00:12:11,913 --> 00:12:13,498 We still think we can win. 252 00:12:13,725 --> 00:12:16,812 - Sure. - But I am very focused 253 00:12:16,812 --> 00:12:17,896 on losing. 254 00:12:17,896 --> 00:12:20,107 - All right. - Winning is easy. 255 00:12:20,107 --> 00:12:21,733 Winning would take care of itself. 256 00:12:21,733 --> 00:12:24,736 - Sure. - But if I lose... 257 00:12:24,736 --> 00:12:28,448 I need to work on what assholes would call "The narrative." 258 00:12:28,448 --> 00:12:31,493 Uh-huh. Uh, like a "insurgent campaign, 259 00:12:31,493 --> 00:12:33,412 unfairly maligned as extremist 260 00:12:33,412 --> 00:12:35,673 by the coastal masturbation factories." 261 00:12:35,684 --> 00:12:36,810 Exactly. If I lose, 262 00:12:36,821 --> 00:12:38,815 I want it correctly characterized 263 00:12:38,826 --> 00:12:40,327 as a huge victory. 264 00:12:40,400 --> 00:12:43,119 - Over-performed, huh? - Mm-hmm. 265 00:12:43,130 --> 00:12:46,508 I want to be the president. I want you to... 266 00:12:46,508 --> 00:12:48,635 be a partner in that, and if it isn't tonight, 267 00:12:49,077 --> 00:12:50,334 it will be next time. 268 00:12:50,345 --> 00:12:52,097 Even if you're not going to be the president, 269 00:12:52,097 --> 00:12:53,932 you're going to be our president. 270 00:12:53,932 --> 00:12:57,019 Exactly. You, me, we'll go far. 271 00:12:57,019 --> 00:12:58,770 Over the road and into the bar. 272 00:13:11,366 --> 00:13:13,201 So, listen, at some point tonight 273 00:13:13,201 --> 00:13:14,870 could we do a chat, uh, 274 00:13:14,870 --> 00:13:16,913 in terms of the... the me of things, 275 00:13:16,913 --> 00:13:19,333 and, like, how to play it? 276 00:13:19,333 --> 00:13:23,170 Because Matsson, he treated me quite abominably, 277 00:13:23,170 --> 00:13:26,089 but it felt, like, trusting and he was saying a lot of things, and... 278 00:13:26,100 --> 00:13:27,382 Okay, okay. Enough, enough, enough. 279 00:13:27,382 --> 00:13:29,826 Where's my coffee? 280 00:13:29,837 --> 00:13:31,464 Tom, I don't do coffee anymore... 281 00:13:31,475 --> 00:13:33,393 No, Greg! 282 00:13:33,513 --> 00:13:36,222 Greg, I have to be clear. I have to. 283 00:13:36,233 --> 00:13:38,068 If I get drowsy, 284 00:13:38,143 --> 00:13:43,065 and I miscall Colorado, instability, right? 285 00:13:43,852 --> 00:13:45,728 Then the US loses credibility, 286 00:13:45,922 --> 00:13:48,300 China spots an opportunity and invades Taiwan. 287 00:13:48,320 --> 00:13:51,531 Tactical nukes. Fucking shit goes kablooey 288 00:13:51,531 --> 00:13:52,741 and we're back to amoeba. 289 00:13:52,741 --> 00:13:55,494 It's a long way back from pond life, 290 00:13:55,494 --> 00:13:58,507 'cause you failed to get me a double shot, okay? 291 00:13:58,518 --> 00:14:00,270 Okay. Well, do you... 292 00:14:00,407 --> 00:14:02,659 do you want some of what you asked for? 293 00:14:05,398 --> 00:14:09,402 Um, no, I don't... I don't think so. 294 00:14:09,413 --> 00:14:10,706 What do you think? 295 00:14:11,466 --> 00:14:14,094 Maybe no. I me... Election night? 296 00:14:17,967 --> 00:14:20,678 - Um... - Your... your call. I mean... 297 00:14:20,852 --> 00:14:24,022 Yeah, hit me. But this is not a... not a thing. 298 00:14:24,022 --> 00:14:25,357 Okay? It's not going in a book. 299 00:14:25,357 --> 00:14:28,899 - It's just... Yeah, okay. - Yeah. Quick, quick. 300 00:14:28,910 --> 00:14:30,078 Quick as a whistle. 301 00:14:35,337 --> 00:14:38,245 Oh. What do we have here? What's on the, 302 00:14:38,245 --> 00:14:40,185 - uh, the board? - What's on the board? 303 00:14:40,759 --> 00:14:42,429 - Want it? - Thanks. 304 00:14:43,893 --> 00:14:46,367 Just rubbing the board innocently. 305 00:14:46,378 --> 00:14:48,588 Simply cleaning the whiteboard here. 306 00:14:51,122 --> 00:14:52,373 - Okay. - Uh... 307 00:14:52,384 --> 00:14:54,094 - Here you go. - No, no. Not... not for me. 308 00:14:54,094 --> 00:14:55,427 - What? - No. I'm just starting 309 00:14:55,438 --> 00:14:57,391 - to feel normal from last night. - What, you'll do it with Matsson, 310 00:14:57,402 --> 00:14:58,703 and not with me? 311 00:14:58,714 --> 00:15:00,473 I don't want you looking all judgy all night. Come on. 312 00:15:00,484 --> 00:15:03,342 No, I need a clear head, and I don't wanna get addicted 313 00:15:03,353 --> 00:15:05,282 - from two nights in a row. - Shut up, Greg. Don't be Mom. 314 00:15:05,293 --> 00:15:06,947 - Come on. - I don't want to, please. 315 00:15:06,958 --> 00:15:10,170 Greg, it's medically good for your brain. It is. 316 00:15:10,277 --> 00:15:11,737 What are you saying, all Aztecs are stupid? 317 00:15:11,737 --> 00:15:14,239 Don't be a racist, little bitch about it. Come on. 318 00:15:14,239 --> 00:15:15,574 - Yeah, okay. - Come on. 319 00:15:16,720 --> 00:15:18,733 Don't... What? Are you pretending? 320 00:15:18,744 --> 00:15:20,704 - No, I'm... - Are you pretending to do coke? 321 00:15:20,704 --> 00:15:22,330 - Some got up. - Well, fucking do it. 322 00:15:22,330 --> 00:15:24,958 - All right. - There. God! 323 00:15:25,565 --> 00:15:27,108 Okay. 324 00:15:29,972 --> 00:15:32,296 What the fuck is that? 325 00:15:32,307 --> 00:15:34,112 Oh, that. I guess they... 326 00:15:34,123 --> 00:15:36,970 They were ordering some for folks, I said why not get you one? 327 00:15:36,970 --> 00:15:40,599 Bodega sushi? Are you insane? 328 00:15:40,599 --> 00:15:42,559 I... No... That's not me, that's Samson. 329 00:15:42,559 --> 00:15:44,936 - That's... - No, not Samson, Greg! 330 00:15:44,936 --> 00:15:47,522 Not Samson, not! 331 00:15:47,522 --> 00:15:49,524 I want you Gregging for me. 332 00:15:49,524 --> 00:15:51,443 You're busted back down to Greg tonight. 333 00:15:51,443 --> 00:15:53,862 - No! - Yeah! Tonight, my digestive system 334 00:15:53,862 --> 00:15:56,072 is basically, part of the constitution, okay? 335 00:15:56,072 --> 00:15:57,908 Microwaved milk and ginger shots. 336 00:15:57,908 --> 00:16:00,994 American bottled water. Spaghetti and olive oil, okay? 337 00:16:01,465 --> 00:16:02,800 - Okay? - Okay. 338 00:16:02,811 --> 00:16:04,780 Okay. 339 00:16:04,791 --> 00:16:06,126 Hey, Con! 340 00:16:06,198 --> 00:16:07,658 Tom! 341 00:16:07,669 --> 00:16:09,981 Yeah, I got this crew here. 342 00:16:09,992 --> 00:16:13,162 - Uh-huh, uh-huh. - And they're filming the stuff, 343 00:16:13,173 --> 00:16:17,194 but none of it is making it on the show, dude. 344 00:16:17,601 --> 00:16:19,304 Is there any film in these cameras? 345 00:16:19,304 --> 00:16:23,068 Yeah, I think we are... We are planning to feature, Con. 346 00:16:23,079 --> 00:16:25,540 Well, no, because I'm watching. 347 00:16:25,810 --> 00:16:27,938 Now, I expected to be frozen out 348 00:16:27,938 --> 00:16:30,417 by all those other mooks, but you guys? Come on. 349 00:16:30,428 --> 00:16:32,221 Gimme some sugar, man! 350 00:16:32,306 --> 00:16:34,433 I mean, maybe everyone voted for me, 351 00:16:34,444 --> 00:16:36,447 - we don't know. - Schrรถdinger's cat. 352 00:16:36,458 --> 00:16:40,105 Schrรถdinger's cat, Tom. Until we open the boxes, 353 00:16:40,116 --> 00:16:42,914 I'm just as much President as the other two. 354 00:16:42,925 --> 00:16:45,372 - Yeah? So, come on. If I do it... - Let's go. Let's go. 355 00:16:45,372 --> 00:16:46,741 that's the story of all time. 356 00:16:46,752 --> 00:16:48,542 Okay, well, I'll think... I've... I've gotta go. 357 00:16:48,542 --> 00:16:50,502 But I'll see what I can do, but I've gotta go 358 00:16:50,502 --> 00:16:52,208 - 'cause the polls are closing. - Yep. 359 00:16:52,219 --> 00:16:53,304 Okay. 360 00:16:54,357 --> 00:16:56,476 Okay, if it's gonna happen anywhere, 361 00:16:56,487 --> 00:16:58,175 it's gonna happen in Kentucky. 362 00:16:58,186 --> 00:16:59,812 Anything can happen. 363 00:16:59,886 --> 00:17:01,096 - Anything. - Anything can happen. 364 00:17:01,096 --> 00:17:03,181 - Anything can happen. - Yeah. 365 00:17:03,181 --> 00:17:04,599 So glad I didn't drop out. 366 00:17:04,599 --> 00:17:07,841 It just makes an election so much more interesting, 367 00:17:07,852 --> 00:17:09,048 - when you're in it. - Mm-hmm. 368 00:17:09,059 --> 00:17:10,386 You gotta be in it to win it. 369 00:17:10,397 --> 00:17:12,566 And it is seven o'clock on the East Coast, 370 00:17:12,566 --> 00:17:14,442 which means polls have just closed 371 00:17:14,442 --> 00:17:15,861 in half a dozen states. 372 00:17:15,861 --> 00:17:18,864 The most closely watched states at this hour, Georgia, 373 00:17:18,864 --> 00:17:20,949 with its 16 electoral votes, 374 00:17:20,949 --> 00:17:24,619 and Virginia, with its 13, both key battleground states. 375 00:17:24,619 --> 00:17:26,413 As of this moment, it is too early 376 00:17:26,413 --> 00:17:27,956 to project a winner in either. 377 00:17:27,956 --> 00:17:29,542 - Okay. - But our decision desk 378 00:17:29,553 --> 00:17:31,240 can announce, at this hour, 379 00:17:31,251 --> 00:17:32,961 that Representative Jeryd Mencken 380 00:17:32,961 --> 00:17:35,046 will defeat Governor Daniel Jimenez 381 00:17:35,046 --> 00:17:36,889 - in the Commonwealth of Kentucky... - Ooh! 382 00:17:36,900 --> 00:17:38,675 - ... as well as in the state of Indiana... - Okay. 383 00:17:38,675 --> 00:17:40,927 ...where Mencken has enjoyed a lead over Jimenez... 384 00:17:40,927 --> 00:17:42,637 - Okay. - in the pre-election polling. 385 00:17:42,637 --> 00:17:44,055 Governor Jimenez will win 386 00:17:44,055 --> 00:17:46,224 in the state of Vermont, no big surprises there, 387 00:17:46,224 --> 00:17:47,851 in the early part of the evening. 388 00:17:47,851 --> 00:17:49,465 We will need to look at more data 389 00:17:49,476 --> 00:17:51,227 before we can make a projection... 390 00:17:55,737 --> 00:17:57,822 Hey, fuck Kentucky, Con. 391 00:17:59,191 --> 00:18:00,693 - No. - Yes, fuck 'em. 392 00:18:01,437 --> 00:18:03,606 No. I... 393 00:18:04,710 --> 00:18:06,128 I shan't become that, no. 394 00:18:08,066 --> 00:18:10,402 - Alas, Kentucky, Willa. - Mmm. 395 00:18:12,248 --> 00:18:13,583 Alas, vanity. 396 00:18:16,518 --> 00:18:18,811 Voters have made their voices heard. 397 00:18:18,822 --> 00:18:21,408 This could be the most important election 398 00:18:21,419 --> 00:18:22,601 in our lifetime. 399 00:18:22,612 --> 00:18:24,304 - So with polls about to close... - Nope. 400 00:18:24,304 --> 00:18:26,640 I told you, you can give it to me, Billy. Thank you. 401 00:18:29,183 --> 00:18:31,937 As we heat up, Tom, uh, how much do you want to give to... 402 00:18:31,937 --> 00:18:33,494 Fair bit of intimidation. 403 00:18:33,505 --> 00:18:35,340 His folks and ours. 404 00:18:35,440 --> 00:18:39,444 So, like, fire in Wisconsin, in Milwaukee, could be nasty. 405 00:18:39,444 --> 00:18:42,666 Could be electrical failure. Might be Menckenists. 406 00:18:42,677 --> 00:18:46,014 "Camera smashed, crew harassed in Portland." 407 00:18:46,025 --> 00:18:48,611 - That's them. - Uh, I trust you. 408 00:18:48,662 --> 00:18:50,413 ... all of these counties here. 409 00:18:50,413 --> 00:18:52,532 Uh, again, a little, 410 00:18:52,542 --> 00:18:54,749 - uh, board malfunction here. - What's he doing? 411 00:18:54,760 --> 00:18:55,882 - But we'll be... - What's this? 412 00:18:55,893 --> 00:18:57,003 ... right back on it in a second... 413 00:18:57,003 --> 00:18:58,755 - Hey, Pam? What's going on? - Hold... hold on. 414 00:18:58,755 --> 00:19:00,824 - The... the touchscreen. - Hold on, we're checking it out. 415 00:19:00,835 --> 00:19:02,300 What's happening with the touchscreen? 416 00:19:02,300 --> 00:19:04,344 - Tell him to stop touching the touchscreen! - We have a replacement... 417 00:19:04,344 --> 00:19:05,980 - The touchscreen is malfunctioning! - It's fine, it's fine. 418 00:19:05,991 --> 00:19:07,847 It's not fine! You can see that it's not fine! 419 00:19:07,847 --> 00:19:09,975 - We have a replacement on the way. - It's malfunctioning! Fuck! 420 00:19:12,031 --> 00:19:13,908 Touchscreen's malfunctioning! 421 00:19:15,596 --> 00:19:18,138 - Touchscreen's malfunctioning! - And we're gonna zoom in. 422 00:19:18,149 --> 00:19:20,986 Right where we can see, right here, having a... 423 00:19:20,986 --> 00:19:22,487 The board seems to be acting up. 424 00:19:22,487 --> 00:19:23,989 What's going on with the touchscreen? 425 00:19:23,989 --> 00:19:25,657 The touchscreen is malfunctioning! 426 00:19:25,657 --> 00:19:27,075 What's going on? What the fuck is going on? 427 00:19:27,075 --> 00:19:29,160 Right, we're on it. Uh, graphics generator just... 428 00:19:29,160 --> 00:19:30,522 - It... it shat the bed. - What? 429 00:19:30,533 --> 00:19:31,548 Where is my touchscreen? 430 00:19:31,559 --> 00:19:32,941 - Don't... You're losing it, Dave. - Find me a desk. 431 00:19:32,952 --> 00:19:35,465 Don't lose it, Dave. Don't lose it tonight, Dave! 432 00:19:35,476 --> 00:19:37,884 It is now 9:00 p.m. on the East Coast. 433 00:19:37,895 --> 00:19:39,438 - Okay, can we get an ETA... - Hello? 434 00:19:39,449 --> 00:19:41,576 What the fuck's going on with the touchscreen, Tom? 435 00:19:41,587 --> 00:19:42,838 I'm on it, I'm all over it. 436 00:19:42,849 --> 00:19:44,685 You're not on it. Fucking get on it. 437 00:19:44,696 --> 00:19:46,322 Figure it out, yeah? 438 00:19:46,333 --> 00:19:48,460 Figure it out. Now! 439 00:19:48,471 --> 00:19:50,147 Hey, it's happening. Ken, it's happening. 440 00:19:50,158 --> 00:19:51,516 We're about to get a new batch, Greg, 441 00:19:51,516 --> 00:19:53,088 and if we drop numbers now, I'm gonna come down there 442 00:19:53,099 --> 00:19:54,497 and put your fucking head through that touchscreen. 443 00:19:54,508 --> 00:19:56,034 - It's all in motion. - Fix it, fix it, fix it. 444 00:19:56,045 --> 00:19:58,436 - No need to catastrophize. - Where's the touchscreen, Pam? 445 00:19:58,447 --> 00:19:59,680 - Is it loading up? - It's loaded up. 446 00:19:59,691 --> 00:20:01,401 Well, get it on air! Get the new one on air. 447 00:20:01,401 --> 00:20:03,152 We're gonna be hemorrhaging. We're gonna be a laughingstock. 448 00:20:03,163 --> 00:20:05,728 We're on it, Tom. No one will notice, okay? 449 00:20:05,739 --> 00:20:07,198 We've done this before. 450 00:20:07,198 --> 00:20:08,867 we have three, and they're all lined up. 451 00:20:08,867 --> 00:20:10,201 No one will notice? I noticed. 452 00:20:10,201 --> 00:20:12,412 Am I no one? Do I look like no one? Huh? 453 00:20:12,990 --> 00:20:14,157 Do I? 454 00:20:14,168 --> 00:20:16,436 How the fuck are we behind social media on this? 455 00:20:16,447 --> 00:20:17,948 All right, we need to be leading this. 456 00:20:17,959 --> 00:20:19,502 - Hey, Tom? - Hello? 457 00:20:19,502 --> 00:20:22,005 You got this fire in Wisconsin. You... you... you got this? 458 00:20:22,005 --> 00:20:24,499 Uh, yes, I think we... Yes, I think we have that, yeah. 459 00:20:24,510 --> 00:20:27,179 - Electrical. - Why aren't we covering, Tom? 460 00:20:27,260 --> 00:20:30,847 Um, well, because we always have to choose what to focus on. 461 00:20:30,847 --> 00:20:33,703 And just because something is on fire doesn't make it news. 462 00:20:33,714 --> 00:20:35,935 - Uh, electrical failure? - Not what we hear. 463 00:20:35,935 --> 00:20:38,480 No. It's... it's... it's not what Nate hears, Tom. 464 00:20:38,480 --> 00:20:40,189 Well, bully for Nate. 465 00:20:40,200 --> 00:20:41,733 - Hey, Tom. - Hey, Nate. 466 00:20:41,733 --> 00:20:43,780 We need to be all over this, Tom. 467 00:20:43,791 --> 00:20:47,238 Uh, yeah. I... Okay, I just think it's important to, um, 468 00:20:47,238 --> 00:20:48,990 to keep our unique perspective 469 00:20:48,990 --> 00:20:51,034 because we are getting conflicting reporting. 470 00:20:51,034 --> 00:20:52,744 Oh, what about the actual photos 471 00:20:52,744 --> 00:20:54,370 I can see of it happening on my fucking phone? 472 00:20:54,370 --> 00:20:56,664 Look, there are... there are many, many things happening 473 00:20:56,664 --> 00:20:59,259 in this nation right now. Uh, there are a million data points, 474 00:20:59,270 --> 00:21:02,238 and we... we have to select the ones that are consequential. 475 00:21:02,249 --> 00:21:04,578 If these nutjobs are going paramilitary, 476 00:21:04,589 --> 00:21:06,007 - we can say that. - Yeah. 477 00:21:06,007 --> 00:21:09,135 Uh-huh. Yes, we just need to respect our viewership. 478 00:21:09,135 --> 00:21:12,011 By not telling them anything they don't want to hear? 479 00:21:12,022 --> 00:21:14,524 You guys get this about the Antifa firebombing 480 00:21:14,535 --> 00:21:15,642 in Milwaukee? 481 00:21:15,653 --> 00:21:18,948 No. Uh, we... we hear it's his people, Mencken's. 482 00:21:19,728 --> 00:21:21,910 Okay, when it becomes a story, 483 00:21:22,022 --> 00:21:24,492 - then we'll run the story. - Well, this is happening in, what, 484 00:21:24,503 --> 00:21:26,910 - a vote counting center? So... - Yeah. It's a story, Tom. 485 00:21:26,921 --> 00:21:27,922 - It's a story. - I'm on it. 486 00:21:27,933 --> 00:21:29,937 - Do not micromanage me, please. - Tom! 487 00:21:29,948 --> 00:21:31,449 - Yes? Yes? - Tom! They're evacuating. 488 00:21:31,449 --> 00:21:33,868 We've got a local chopper up and a reporter on the way. 489 00:21:33,868 --> 00:21:35,912 Okay. Uh, guys, I've got to manage this. 490 00:21:35,912 --> 00:21:37,428 I'm gonna... I'm... I'll keep you looped, yeah? 491 00:21:37,439 --> 00:21:39,275 - Talk to Greg, yeah? - Oh. 492 00:21:40,017 --> 00:21:41,115 Yeah, hey, hey. 493 00:21:41,126 --> 00:21:42,335 Uh, happy to keep you 494 00:21:42,335 --> 00:21:43,795 - fully abreast here. - We're not talking to Greg. 495 00:21:43,795 --> 00:21:45,804 - I can be your link-up guy. - No. What the fuck? 496 00:21:45,815 --> 00:21:47,371 Amateur hour down there. 497 00:21:47,382 --> 00:21:50,304 Uh, okay. So, if it happened in Milwaukee, 498 00:21:50,315 --> 00:21:52,317 and if it's deliberate, then it's Menckenists? 499 00:21:52,341 --> 00:21:54,010 Mmm. False flag. Could be. 500 00:21:54,021 --> 00:21:55,629 You can't just say "false flag" every time 501 00:21:55,640 --> 00:21:58,268 - you don't fucking agree with something. - False flag. False flag. 502 00:21:58,268 --> 00:21:59,978 Okay, guys. 503 00:21:59,978 --> 00:22:02,021 We want to report about a fire in Milwaukee, 504 00:22:02,021 --> 00:22:05,483 initially thought to have been caused by an electrical failure. 505 00:22:05,483 --> 00:22:07,694 But now there are claims and some counterclaims 506 00:22:07,694 --> 00:22:10,238 being made by groups who were protesting 507 00:22:10,238 --> 00:22:12,323 - alleged voting irregularities. - Hey. 508 00:22:12,323 --> 00:22:14,159 Okay, well, do you know if any of the ballots 509 00:22:14,159 --> 00:22:15,660 - are intact? - It doesn't look likely. 510 00:22:15,660 --> 00:22:18,246 - Where are you at? - Depends how many votes have gone. 511 00:22:18,246 --> 00:22:20,039 - But ballots have been lost? - Oh, yeah. 512 00:22:20,039 --> 00:22:22,226 We're chartering flights to Milwaukee. 513 00:22:22,237 --> 00:22:25,300 A ton of number-crunching by our analytics team. 514 00:22:25,311 --> 00:22:27,397 We're trying to check the Milwaukee County voter rolls 515 00:22:27,408 --> 00:22:29,952 to see who's voted so far, but, uh... 516 00:22:30,326 --> 00:22:32,051 Listen, can you help with the narrative? 517 00:22:32,051 --> 00:22:33,469 Oh, yeah. 518 00:22:33,469 --> 00:22:36,431 Uh, okay, well, have you got all the bodies that you need? 519 00:22:36,431 --> 00:22:39,350 Yeah. Yeah, we have bodies. We have a SWAT team on it, 520 00:22:39,350 --> 00:22:41,186 they're interfacing with the Wisconsin team. 521 00:22:46,615 --> 00:22:49,255 Apparently, he's just touching 522 00:22:49,266 --> 00:22:50,976 too hard for it. 523 00:22:51,023 --> 00:22:52,483 - He's touching with... - What? 524 00:22:52,494 --> 00:22:54,705 What? No. Rome? 525 00:22:54,716 --> 00:22:57,218 Roman, no brass on the battlefield, okay? 526 00:22:57,243 --> 00:22:58,578 That's one of Logan's Geneva conventions. 527 00:22:58,578 --> 00:23:00,079 - Please, please. - Just a pop-in. What's going on? 528 00:23:00,079 --> 00:23:01,208 They evacuated the count center? 529 00:23:01,219 --> 00:23:03,197 No, I don't know, I just lost another touchscreen. 530 00:23:03,208 --> 00:23:04,747 I'm down to my last fucking touchscreen, okay? 531 00:23:04,758 --> 00:23:06,408 - What's going on? - Oh, nothing. 532 00:23:06,419 --> 00:23:08,106 Tom just thinks that China's hacking his tech. 533 00:23:08,117 --> 00:23:10,757 I do not, but I do think you would be more comfortable upstairs. 534 00:23:10,757 --> 00:23:12,175 - What? - Greg? Will you please, uh... 535 00:23:12,175 --> 00:23:13,786 - Oh, yes. Yeah, guys... - Will you please help them upstairs? 536 00:23:13,797 --> 00:23:15,746 - ... do you mind if I wrangle... - I think you would be more comfortable upstairs. 537 00:23:15,757 --> 00:23:16,960 Hello? Tom? 538 00:23:16,971 --> 00:23:18,681 - Hello, Siobhan. - Can I just wrangle... 539 00:23:18,681 --> 00:23:21,142 - Wrangle? Stop saying wrangle. - Yeah. Are the ballots still in there? 540 00:23:21,142 --> 00:23:22,626 - Okay, where... where are we? - What's going on? 541 00:23:22,637 --> 00:23:25,450 - Tom, can you catch us up? - Greg, will you please, uh, take the VIPs 542 00:23:25,461 --> 00:23:26,597 - to a, uh, upstairs setting? - Yes. I... I... 543 00:23:26,608 --> 00:23:28,399 - Tom! - Can I grab the three of you and just... 544 00:23:28,399 --> 00:23:29,525 Tom! 545 00:23:29,525 --> 00:23:30,818 - Yes? - Reporter on the way. 546 00:23:30,818 --> 00:23:32,654 - Uh, three, four out. - Okay. All right, all right. 547 00:23:32,654 --> 00:23:34,030 - Uh, Tom? - Yes? 548 00:23:34,030 --> 00:23:36,241 Can I... can I have a word? 549 00:23:36,241 --> 00:23:37,742 I... This is... 550 00:23:37,742 --> 00:23:41,246 - I really... I really can't. - This won't take long, Tom. Just... 551 00:23:41,246 --> 00:23:43,831 I know, but just let me... Okay, I just... 552 00:23:44,720 --> 00:23:47,157 Can you please? I just wanted to apologize 553 00:23:47,168 --> 00:23:50,630 for some of the things that I said last night, okay? 554 00:23:50,630 --> 00:23:53,466 - Okay. Okay. - And to... 555 00:23:54,609 --> 00:23:56,903 you know, give you an opportunity to... 556 00:23:57,016 --> 00:23:59,769 - Uh-huh? - ... re... Okay. 557 00:23:59,836 --> 00:24:02,297 Well, I can't do it to that. So... 558 00:24:02,350 --> 00:24:06,062 How should I frame my face? 559 00:24:06,945 --> 00:24:09,572 Huh? You scared that I'm gonna blab 560 00:24:09,646 --> 00:24:10,814 about you and Matsson? 561 00:24:10,825 --> 00:24:12,255 Jesus fucking Christ, 562 00:24:12,266 --> 00:24:13,515 - Tom. - What? 563 00:24:13,747 --> 00:24:15,395 My father just died, yeah? 564 00:24:15,406 --> 00:24:16,741 - My... Like... - Yeah. 565 00:24:16,752 --> 00:24:18,916 My father just died. 566 00:24:19,325 --> 00:24:21,369 So maybe, you know, I could get a little 567 00:24:21,369 --> 00:24:23,913 consideration on that and for, you know, a number of reasons 568 00:24:23,913 --> 00:24:26,541 I've been feeling off-kilter, so... I'm sorry, 569 00:24:26,541 --> 00:24:29,210 - but can I get a modicum of... - Sure, sure. 570 00:24:29,210 --> 00:24:30,379 - What does that mean? - Sure. 571 00:24:30,390 --> 00:24:32,726 - "Sure." - It means you hated him, Siobhan. 572 00:24:32,737 --> 00:24:34,598 I didn't hate him. I loved him. 573 00:24:34,609 --> 00:24:37,840 Well, it was complicated, but sometimes you certainly hated him, 574 00:24:37,851 --> 00:24:40,813 and... and you also sort of killed him. 575 00:24:42,310 --> 00:24:44,548 Uh... Wow! 576 00:24:44,559 --> 00:24:46,381 - What the... - Sort of. 577 00:24:46,392 --> 00:24:47,759 - Sort of. - Oh, yeah. "Sort of." 578 00:24:47,770 --> 00:24:50,064 That's the part that I'm gonna remember, thanks. 579 00:24:50,064 --> 00:24:52,317 No, thank you. Okay, you know what? 580 00:24:52,317 --> 00:24:55,653 Actually, also, I'm pregnant. Yeah? By you. 581 00:24:56,725 --> 00:25:00,062 And there's... there's never a good time to say it, 582 00:25:00,073 --> 00:25:03,212 but you need to know. So, okay. 583 00:25:03,387 --> 00:25:05,473 - Now you know. - Right. Right. 584 00:25:08,358 --> 00:25:09,734 Is... 585 00:25:13,103 --> 00:25:14,380 that even true? 586 00:25:17,413 --> 00:25:18,998 What? 587 00:25:19,344 --> 00:25:22,952 Like, is that even true, or is that like a new position 588 00:25:22,963 --> 00:25:24,798 or a tactic? Or what? 589 00:25:25,449 --> 00:25:28,452 What? 590 00:25:30,793 --> 00:25:32,337 Um, okay. 591 00:25:46,351 --> 00:25:49,071 So, we have an area. I guess, we... Is it upstairs? 592 00:25:49,082 --> 00:25:50,583 - Yeah, it's just... - You okay? 593 00:25:50,583 --> 00:25:52,919 Yeah. Uh-huh, yep. 594 00:25:52,919 --> 00:25:56,047 I'm, uh... Look, I think things are tough. 595 00:25:57,256 --> 00:25:59,970 With... with my situation and Tom, 596 00:25:59,981 --> 00:26:02,817 - uh, but... - You want us to have him killed? 597 00:26:02,876 --> 00:26:04,252 - Uh... - We could do that. 598 00:26:04,263 --> 00:26:05,431 Yeah, maybe. 599 00:26:05,431 --> 00:26:06,516 - I mean, I think... - Okay. 600 00:26:06,516 --> 00:26:08,726 You know, he's just... 601 00:26:08,726 --> 00:26:11,896 He's just a piece of filth, and there's stuff 602 00:26:11,896 --> 00:26:15,149 I would like to tell you, but, uh... 603 00:26:15,149 --> 00:26:17,735 Hey, I've been trying to get them to move. 604 00:26:17,735 --> 00:26:19,779 Not in an aggressive way, but... 605 00:26:20,613 --> 00:26:23,126 - If... - Yeah, I mean, you just can't trust him. 606 00:26:23,137 --> 00:26:25,154 Yeah, we got you. 607 00:26:25,165 --> 00:26:26,416 In terms of the fire, 608 00:26:26,427 --> 00:26:27,816 - it is still burning. - Thanks. 609 00:26:27,827 --> 00:26:29,870 And crews are struggling to contain, 610 00:26:29,881 --> 00:26:31,613 let alone extinguish. 611 00:26:31,624 --> 00:26:33,794 Now, are there any reports so far of injuries? 612 00:26:33,805 --> 00:26:35,450 None for now, fortunately. 613 00:26:35,461 --> 00:26:37,797 The building was evacuated immediately 614 00:26:37,797 --> 00:26:39,190 and all workers have been accounted for. 615 00:26:39,201 --> 00:26:41,968 Well, I'm gonna sneak... now that we're all in here. 616 00:26:41,968 --> 00:26:43,761 There's a lot of confusion here right now. It looks like... 617 00:26:43,761 --> 00:26:45,606 - Who's responsible? - ...all ballots have been - received here. 618 00:26:45,617 --> 00:26:47,963 That's the story, right? Who burnt this place down? 619 00:26:47,974 --> 00:26:49,267 Uh, to me, it always comes down 620 00:26:49,267 --> 00:26:51,644 to a couple of old favorites, the Blacks or the Jews. 621 00:26:52,913 --> 00:26:56,350 - I'm kidding. It's a fucking joke. - Would you, please? Please? 622 00:26:57,778 --> 00:26:59,132 - Got it. - All right. Here. 623 00:26:59,143 --> 00:27:00,695 - Shiv. Just follow me. - Hey, Connor. 624 00:27:00,695 --> 00:27:02,641 - Follow me. - Rome. 625 00:27:02,987 --> 00:27:05,698 Um, Jeryd isn't picking up. 626 00:27:05,825 --> 00:27:06,951 Uh-huh. Yeah. 627 00:27:06,951 --> 00:27:08,810 I... I wonder if it's a busy night for him? 628 00:27:08,821 --> 00:27:10,865 Um, because I wondered 629 00:27:10,943 --> 00:27:13,855 if what we talked about might still be on offer? 630 00:27:13,866 --> 00:27:15,200 Ambassadorship-wise? 631 00:27:15,211 --> 00:27:18,328 Uh, yeah. Well, that was kind of a yesterday offer, Connor. 632 00:27:18,339 --> 00:27:19,360 You know if he doesn't make this, 633 00:27:19,371 --> 00:27:20,720 you're gonna be partially fucking responsible, 634 00:27:20,731 --> 00:27:22,006 - I hope you're cool with that. - Rome. 635 00:27:22,017 --> 00:27:23,790 I spent like a hundred mil here. 636 00:27:23,801 --> 00:27:25,398 Couldn't I get a sniff 637 00:27:25,409 --> 00:27:27,036 of even a little guy? 638 00:27:27,138 --> 00:27:29,804 Organize a little coup, down in old Peru? 639 00:27:29,815 --> 00:27:31,548 Put me in a van to Tajikistan? 640 00:27:31,559 --> 00:27:33,811 Couldn't I just be our fun guy in Uruguay? 641 00:27:33,811 --> 00:27:36,105 Your rhymes are compelling. But what's in it for him, Con? 642 00:27:36,105 --> 00:27:39,192 Oh, maybe just one of the finest political operators 643 00:27:39,192 --> 00:27:40,936 of his generation sorting shit out? 644 00:27:40,947 --> 00:27:43,480 Okay, yeah, I'll, uh... I'll get back to you. 645 00:27:43,491 --> 00:27:44,909 Just this one. 646 00:27:44,920 --> 00:27:46,755 Every four years, in fact. 647 00:27:46,824 --> 00:27:48,284 It's probably going to come down 648 00:27:48,284 --> 00:27:51,579 to a handful of states, like Wisconsin, Ohio, 649 00:27:51,579 --> 00:27:54,207 Pennsylvania, Georgia, and Arizona. 650 00:27:54,207 --> 00:27:56,492 Ignore the narratives early on, 651 00:27:56,503 --> 00:27:57,919 and just realize 652 00:27:57,919 --> 00:27:59,879 that we're going to be in for a dog fight, 653 00:27:59,879 --> 00:28:02,180 for a late night in those last couple of states. 654 00:28:02,191 --> 00:28:04,152 It is 11:00 p.m. on the East Coast. 655 00:28:04,163 --> 00:28:05,314 - Uh-huh. - Polls have just closed 656 00:28:05,325 --> 00:28:06,948 in four more key states. 657 00:28:06,959 --> 00:28:09,597 - Okay, thanks. - The ATN decision desk can now project... 658 00:28:09,608 --> 00:28:13,142 Uh... So, under state law, the vote can't be certified 659 00:28:13,142 --> 00:28:15,019 until the absentee ballots are counted. 660 00:28:15,019 --> 00:28:17,522 So, no Wisconsin result is valid 661 00:28:17,522 --> 00:28:20,900 - until the absentee ballots are counted. - Okay. And how does Daniel feel? 662 00:28:20,900 --> 00:28:23,027 Confident, but terrified. 663 00:28:23,027 --> 00:28:24,493 I don't know, is there... is there a name 664 00:28:24,504 --> 00:28:26,405 for that feeling? Cuspy? 665 00:28:26,405 --> 00:28:28,866 - Hey. Yeah. - Rome. So, under Wisconsin law, 666 00:28:28,866 --> 00:28:31,577 - the vote can't be certified... - Mencken says we're done. Wisconsin's done. 667 00:28:31,577 --> 00:28:33,829 - That's their position. - But... Well, no. 668 00:28:33,829 --> 00:28:37,166 There's like 100,000 absentee Milwaukee ballots missing. 669 00:28:37,177 --> 00:28:39,252 So we have to figure out a way to go forward 670 00:28:39,252 --> 00:28:41,848 - knowing that information... - Go forward to undermine Mencken's lead? 671 00:28:41,859 --> 00:28:43,152 Does he have a lead? 672 00:28:43,163 --> 00:28:44,532 - I mean, is... is that right? - Yep, yes. 673 00:28:44,543 --> 00:28:46,494 - Uh, an artificial lead. - Mmm. 674 00:28:46,505 --> 00:28:48,970 With 100,000 Milwaukee absentee ballots missing. 675 00:28:48,981 --> 00:28:51,336 Every vote must be counted. 676 00:28:51,347 --> 00:28:53,211 - Eh. - I think she's right. 677 00:28:53,222 --> 00:28:54,224 - What? - Hmm, well... 678 00:28:54,235 --> 00:28:55,464 - I think she's right, Rome. - Well, yeah, okay. 679 00:28:55,475 --> 00:28:57,759 But we... we... we can count the votes that we have. 680 00:28:57,770 --> 00:29:00,898 However, unfortunately, some are lost. So... 681 00:29:00,898 --> 00:29:02,567 "Unfortunately, some are lost?" 682 00:29:02,567 --> 00:29:04,748 - Yep. - Meaning, what? Fascist fuckheads burnt them. 683 00:29:04,759 --> 00:29:06,142 We literally do not know that. 684 00:29:06,153 --> 00:29:08,155 It could very easily be your fucks, they love fires. 685 00:29:08,155 --> 00:29:09,490 You're making hay for political violence. 686 00:29:09,490 --> 00:29:11,158 Or your guys knew they were going to lose, 687 00:29:11,158 --> 00:29:13,327 so they did something crazy to throw it into question 688 00:29:13,327 --> 00:29:14,954 - and get a revote. - You don't believe that. 689 00:29:14,954 --> 00:29:16,284 Yeah, maybe I do. I don't know. 690 00:29:16,295 --> 00:29:17,505 Okay. Well, Jimenez 691 00:29:17,516 --> 00:29:19,872 is gonna take Pennsylvania, Michigan, and Arizona. 692 00:29:19,883 --> 00:29:21,252 So I don't know why you're getting so fucking uppity 693 00:29:21,252 --> 00:29:22,461 - about this shit. - Why are you getting so uppity 694 00:29:22,461 --> 00:29:23,469 about this shit if you're so confident? 695 00:29:23,480 --> 00:29:25,616 Because if Mencken wins, it's the end of the world, okay? 696 00:29:25,627 --> 00:29:27,257 - So I'd like a little fucking cushion. - Can we get fucking real? 697 00:29:27,268 --> 00:29:29,257 Jimenez won't block the GoJo deal. 698 00:29:29,268 --> 00:29:31,062 So fuck the guy, right? 699 00:29:31,137 --> 00:29:33,389 Well, who knows? Maybe he would. And that's not... 700 00:29:33,389 --> 00:29:36,183 We cannot let that be the thing that's... 701 00:29:36,183 --> 00:29:38,644 That's not the thing, right? Ken? 702 00:29:43,566 --> 00:29:45,148 - Uh... - I don't know. 703 00:29:46,614 --> 00:29:47,823 - Ken. - I don't know. 704 00:29:47,856 --> 00:29:51,026 No, don't... don't get cynical. 705 00:29:51,073 --> 00:29:54,410 It's... it's not... not cynical. No. It's just... 706 00:29:55,484 --> 00:29:59,070 what's happening is happening. Uh, I'm a realist. 707 00:29:59,081 --> 00:30:01,834 Oh, yeah. Says the man who'd cut his son's throat 708 00:30:01,834 --> 00:30:03,210 and then eat him on the high pass. 709 00:30:03,210 --> 00:30:05,087 - Jesus fucking Christ. - We can all say nasty shit, Shiv. 710 00:30:05,087 --> 00:30:07,506 Hey, so, uh, FVA is saying 711 00:30:07,506 --> 00:30:09,634 they have enough vote reported to call Wisconsin. 712 00:30:09,634 --> 00:30:11,886 So, Freedom Voice America and VeraNews are calling it. 713 00:30:11,886 --> 00:30:13,429 - Great, the maniacs. - Okay. Wow. 714 00:30:13,429 --> 00:30:15,669 Well, can't get out-flanked and we need to be fast. 715 00:30:15,680 --> 00:30:17,892 So I think we should call it, right? 716 00:30:17,892 --> 00:30:20,144 - Hold on, hold on! - No, no, no, no, no, no. 717 00:30:20,144 --> 00:30:22,146 Tom, what... what is like an independent... 718 00:30:22,146 --> 00:30:23,648 Can... can you get us. 719 00:30:23,648 --> 00:30:25,985 - Decision Desk Darwin? - Yes. Yep. 720 00:30:26,125 --> 00:30:29,779 I want to say a few words about the emerging situation in Milwaukee. 721 00:30:29,779 --> 00:30:31,489 A situation the American... 722 00:30:31,489 --> 00:30:34,450 ... people are watching with increasing concern. 723 00:30:34,450 --> 00:30:36,160 We have a process. 724 00:30:36,160 --> 00:30:37,995 - And it is sacrosanct... - "Respect the process. 725 00:30:37,995 --> 00:30:41,052 Count every vote." I mean, he's so fucking dull. 726 00:30:41,832 --> 00:30:46,170 Flop your dick out, pop a nut. Do something! 727 00:30:46,170 --> 00:30:48,381 ... that decision will have no legitimacy 728 00:30:48,381 --> 00:30:52,051 if it does not account for all the ballots cast. 729 00:30:52,051 --> 00:30:54,512 Okay, Dar. Thank you. And we have some thoughts 730 00:30:54,512 --> 00:30:57,848 - and some questions. And... - Thank you, Darwin. Do you have a result 731 00:30:57,848 --> 00:31:00,184 as it stands in Wisconsin? 732 00:31:00,184 --> 00:31:02,155 - Uh, we've tallied the vote total so far. - Okay. 733 00:31:02,182 --> 00:31:04,021 - Yeah. Uh-huh. And? - Margin for Mencken 734 00:31:04,021 --> 00:31:05,189 is significant. 735 00:31:05,189 --> 00:31:07,525 It couldn't be made up by outstanding existing 736 00:31:07,525 --> 00:31:09,485 uncounted votes, only the ones destroyed. 737 00:31:09,485 --> 00:31:12,113 Okay, and we're not waiting for burned votes, so we call it. 738 00:31:12,113 --> 00:31:13,531 - No, I... I think... - Right? 739 00:31:13,531 --> 00:31:15,533 I think they have to hold it again. No? 740 00:31:15,533 --> 00:31:16,622 Like, a... a revote? 741 00:31:16,633 --> 00:31:20,360 Uh, I would say a revote is incredibly rare and complex 742 00:31:20,371 --> 00:31:22,456 because, while we theoretically know everyone 743 00:31:22,456 --> 00:31:23,999 who requested an absentee ballot, 744 00:31:23,999 --> 00:31:26,544 we don't entirely know how many turned them in, 745 00:31:26,544 --> 00:31:29,503 and there's nothing in Wisconsin law 746 00:31:29,514 --> 00:31:31,141 that really covers what to do. 747 00:31:31,152 --> 00:31:32,695 Exactly. You can't do it. Boom! 748 00:31:32,706 --> 00:31:34,290 - Mencken. Thank you. - But, of course, 749 00:31:34,301 --> 00:31:37,096 we think, um, we... The team knows... 750 00:31:37,096 --> 00:31:38,931 We know how the missing votes 751 00:31:38,931 --> 00:31:41,110 - would have broken down. - What? They're gone. 752 00:31:41,121 --> 00:31:42,685 There's no way to know what was on those ballots. 753 00:31:42,685 --> 00:31:44,387 Well, we... we do know. 754 00:31:44,397 --> 00:31:45,730 - Because in past elections... - Mm, no. 755 00:31:45,730 --> 00:31:48,023 - Milwaukee overwhelmingly votes Democrat. - You know what might be on them, 756 00:31:48,023 --> 00:31:49,817 but you don't actually know. 757 00:31:49,817 --> 00:31:53,195 Sure. I just, basically, do know. 758 00:31:53,195 --> 00:31:54,989 - We do know. - Because you're so plugged in, 759 00:31:54,989 --> 00:31:56,323 you know how all the little peasants vote, 760 00:31:56,323 --> 00:31:57,616 what's in their hearts? 'Cause you don't know. 761 00:31:57,616 --> 00:31:59,074 Rome, come on. This is the grown-ups table, be serious. 762 00:31:59,085 --> 00:32:01,109 This is serious. Ballots get lost every election. 763 00:32:01,120 --> 00:32:02,464 You can't get burnt ballots back. 764 00:32:02,475 --> 00:32:03,657 Bullshit. Just bullshit. 765 00:32:03,668 --> 00:32:05,063 - Bullshit, bullshit, bullshit. - You're bullshit. It's not bullshit. 766 00:32:05,074 --> 00:32:06,865 - Full of fucking bullshit. - Shiv? Shiv? 767 00:32:06,876 --> 00:32:08,573 - What? - You sound a little unhinged. 768 00:32:08,584 --> 00:32:10,118 You fucking watch it, Tom. 769 00:32:10,129 --> 00:32:11,547 - We do know. - Okay, okay. 770 00:32:11,547 --> 00:32:14,633 There's no way to say in here how people would have voted. 771 00:32:14,633 --> 00:32:16,010 I mean, you wanna just run your model 772 00:32:16,010 --> 00:32:17,022 and not bother with all the people? 773 00:32:17,033 --> 00:32:19,334 We're saying, historically, people overwhelmingly... 774 00:32:19,345 --> 00:32:20,837 Historically, people used to burn witches. 775 00:32:20,848 --> 00:32:22,149 - Are you saying we should do that? - What the fuck? 776 00:32:22,160 --> 00:32:24,591 "Burn witches"? Rome! Look, we just know 777 00:32:24,602 --> 00:32:26,256 that the fire would have destroyed 778 00:32:26,267 --> 00:32:27,769 a lot of Jimenez ballots. 779 00:32:27,780 --> 00:32:30,569 Oh, so, "Fire favors GOP," claims mad witch? 780 00:32:30,580 --> 00:32:32,633 - We just know. - Okay. Well, we're not gonna rerun 781 00:32:32,644 --> 00:32:35,446 the election, and if the Right gets wrongly blamed for this, 782 00:32:35,446 --> 00:32:37,281 what would that do? If the Left does? 783 00:32:37,281 --> 00:32:39,492 - Could get nasty. - Where are you going? 784 00:32:39,492 --> 00:32:41,660 I am going to the bathroom to shit. 785 00:32:41,660 --> 00:32:42,791 Would you like me to livestream it? 786 00:32:42,802 --> 00:32:44,531 We're going to be in for a dog fight, 787 00:32:44,542 --> 00:32:46,736 - for a late night... - Ken, you wanna weigh in? 788 00:32:46,916 --> 00:32:48,501 And Mark Ravenhead has some thoughts 789 00:32:48,501 --> 00:32:49,835 about what we've been seeing so far tonight... 790 00:32:49,835 --> 00:32:53,380 - I just think it's hard. - But we know. We just do. 791 00:32:53,380 --> 00:32:55,674 That if the lost votes were counted, 792 00:32:55,674 --> 00:32:57,468 Jimenez would take the state. 793 00:32:57,468 --> 00:33:00,221 Mark is commenting directly, ATN voice. 794 00:33:00,221 --> 00:33:02,302 ... professional politicos who, time after time, 795 00:33:02,313 --> 00:33:03,602 come up with, isn't this funny, 796 00:33:03,613 --> 00:33:08,368 with polls which undercount support for traditional values. 797 00:33:08,468 --> 00:33:11,319 So, yeah, maybe some of the crazies heard they were underperforming 798 00:33:11,330 --> 00:33:13,886 and decided to stop the counting and destroy the evidence. 799 00:33:13,897 --> 00:33:17,064 And so, yeah, "You just stay quiet." 800 00:33:17,075 --> 00:33:18,447 - Roman sent talking points. - Oh. 801 00:33:18,447 --> 00:33:20,324 "We'll guess what we think was on those ballots. 802 00:33:20,324 --> 00:33:22,267 - We'll decide," yeah? - Is he down there? 803 00:33:22,278 --> 00:33:23,744 - They know best, right? - Fuck's sake, Rome. 804 00:33:23,744 --> 00:33:24,988 And you'll eat what's for dinner 805 00:33:24,999 --> 00:33:26,694 because they don't really care for folks who answer back 806 00:33:26,705 --> 00:33:28,017 - or ask too many questions. - Should I... 807 00:33:28,028 --> 00:33:29,071 Shut up! 808 00:33:29,082 --> 00:33:30,990 Innumerate residuum! 809 00:33:31,001 --> 00:33:32,211 We'll figure it out, 810 00:33:32,211 --> 00:33:34,004 and issue you with your new government 811 00:33:34,004 --> 00:33:36,799 to march into your homes and take whatever we want 812 00:33:36,799 --> 00:33:38,884 in the way of your mechanisms of self-defense, 813 00:33:38,884 --> 00:33:40,970 and tell your son she's actually your daughter, 814 00:33:40,970 --> 00:33:42,596 or the other way around, and then... 815 00:33:42,596 --> 00:33:45,307 Hey, Shiv, do you mind actually not going on the floor? 816 00:33:45,828 --> 00:33:46,843 "It's all just peachy." 817 00:33:46,854 --> 00:33:48,298 - Even though it doesn't feel so peachy... - Shiv? 818 00:33:48,309 --> 00:33:49,520 ... that you can't go out at night, 819 00:33:49,520 --> 00:33:51,272 and the new president is opening up his borders 820 00:33:51,272 --> 00:33:53,113 - to his friends, yeah... - Bullshit. 821 00:33:53,124 --> 00:33:54,793 Bullshit, Roman, fuck you. 822 00:33:54,804 --> 00:33:57,361 It's obvious that we need to be smarter than this, better than this. 823 00:33:57,361 --> 00:33:59,071 We need a fucking opposing viewpoint. 824 00:34:02,199 --> 00:34:04,368 Could you call security for me? 825 00:34:05,984 --> 00:34:09,002 Sorry, you can't come down here. It's... it's not me, it's just... 826 00:34:09,013 --> 00:34:10,389 Hey, Lukas. 827 00:34:10,400 --> 00:34:12,027 What the fuck is going on? 828 00:34:12,084 --> 00:34:14,044 Uh, yeah, great fucking question. 829 00:34:14,044 --> 00:34:15,254 Powerful commentary, huh? 830 00:34:15,254 --> 00:34:18,048 I don't feel good, necessarily, about this, Rome. 831 00:34:18,048 --> 00:34:20,801 Shucks! 832 00:34:20,801 --> 00:34:23,053 Is it okay? Do I need to hustle? 833 00:34:23,053 --> 00:34:24,930 Do I need to get ready to be cozy 834 00:34:24,930 --> 00:34:27,158 with this fucking Mr. Scary? 835 00:34:27,169 --> 00:34:28,921 No. No, I can handle. I can handle it. 836 00:34:28,932 --> 00:34:31,399 Yeah, 'cause Greg tells me it's getting kinda hairy in there. 837 00:34:31,410 --> 00:34:33,887 - Mm-hmm. - Don't let them break my toy, Shiv, okay? 838 00:34:33,898 --> 00:34:36,901 No. All good. I'll be in touch. 839 00:34:36,901 --> 00:34:39,194 Sorry, we just need you off the floor, if that's okay. 840 00:34:39,194 --> 00:34:42,478 - Yeah, got a minute? - And now, 841 00:34:42,489 --> 00:34:46,577 apparently, the Democrats are accusing this fire of being biased. 842 00:34:46,577 --> 00:34:48,203 That's right. Yeah, that sounds 843 00:34:48,203 --> 00:34:50,122 pretty much something out of their camp. 844 00:34:50,122 --> 00:34:52,291 "It only burnt Democratic votes." 845 00:34:52,291 --> 00:34:53,751 Yeah? You know, it's one of those... 846 00:34:53,751 --> 00:34:56,086 it's one of those picky fires. 847 00:34:59,225 --> 00:35:00,351 - Come on in. - Yeah. 848 00:35:02,157 --> 00:35:05,001 - So... - Yeah, just wanted to check in. 849 00:35:05,105 --> 00:35:08,859 - You know? It's been busy. So... - Right. Yeah, on election day. 850 00:35:10,145 --> 00:35:11,271 Yeah. 851 00:35:11,583 --> 00:35:15,628 Yeah. So, how was your night, last night, with Lukas? 852 00:35:17,572 --> 00:35:20,492 Shiv, I... I went for a drink with him. 853 00:35:20,606 --> 00:35:23,358 - That... that's not my fault. - Uh-huh. 854 00:35:25,997 --> 00:35:28,291 Do you find me attractive, Gregory? 855 00:35:32,292 --> 00:35:35,921 I don't think of things such as that. 856 00:35:36,168 --> 00:35:39,171 Oh. Oh, I thought you were a "disgusting brother." 857 00:35:39,171 --> 00:35:41,715 Is that... Was that too disgusting for you? 858 00:35:42,716 --> 00:35:44,426 This is not appropriate. 859 00:35:45,613 --> 00:35:46,656 - It's... - Uh-huh. 860 00:35:48,104 --> 00:35:50,838 Yeah, I, uh... I'm... Sorry, I don't... 861 00:35:50,849 --> 00:35:52,518 'Cause I'm just letting you know... 862 00:35:53,459 --> 00:35:55,169 that if you try to fuck me... 863 00:35:56,323 --> 00:35:57,366 I'll kill you. 864 00:35:59,969 --> 00:36:01,524 - Mm-hmm? - Mm-hmm, got it. 865 00:36:02,766 --> 00:36:04,267 Got it. Sorry, yeah. 866 00:36:06,033 --> 00:36:08,619 I guess my... my only question... 867 00:36:10,091 --> 00:36:13,010 would be, if... if anything did come to pass, 868 00:36:13,021 --> 00:36:15,566 in terms of you and he... 869 00:36:17,287 --> 00:36:20,040 - you know, silence is golden. - Hmm. 870 00:36:22,232 --> 00:36:24,067 Like how golden? 871 00:36:24,307 --> 00:36:26,518 - Uh-huh. - Is there an offer? 872 00:36:27,125 --> 00:36:30,170 Yeah. Uh, yeah. 873 00:36:30,490 --> 00:36:32,672 How about I offer for you to keep all your internal organs 874 00:36:32,683 --> 00:36:35,269 on your insides, rather than I pull them out your asshole? 875 00:36:37,502 --> 00:36:40,005 Go on. You're lumber. 876 00:36:40,972 --> 00:36:42,265 Keep your snout out. 877 00:36:46,226 --> 00:36:49,646 Simultaneously destroying diversity of opinion 878 00:36:49,657 --> 00:36:51,643 wherever possible... 879 00:36:52,302 --> 00:36:53,345 Hey, guess what? 880 00:36:55,109 --> 00:36:57,236 Mencken will block the deal. 881 00:36:57,336 --> 00:36:58,500 Straight up. He'll kill it. 882 00:36:58,500 --> 00:37:00,419 If he wins, he'll refer it to FTC. 883 00:37:00,419 --> 00:37:02,337 Whatever, new law, foreign ownership tightening. 884 00:37:02,337 --> 00:37:04,798 Whatever, he'll screw it up. In exchange... 885 00:37:05,777 --> 00:37:07,172 for our support tonight. 886 00:37:07,183 --> 00:37:11,586 - In, like... in so many words? - In those words. 887 00:37:11,783 --> 00:37:13,851 Shall I get Tom? Shall I get the human abacus? 888 00:37:13,862 --> 00:37:15,656 Shall I? Let's do it. 889 00:37:17,037 --> 00:37:18,603 This is good news. 890 00:37:24,318 --> 00:37:25,475 Hey, hey. 891 00:37:25,486 --> 00:37:27,571 - Hey. - So, uh, thanks for, uh... 892 00:37:27,571 --> 00:37:29,865 Whatever. Uh, we have the votes. So... 893 00:37:30,255 --> 00:37:31,689 Can't rerun fairly 894 00:37:31,700 --> 00:37:35,079 and can't let lefty terrorism affect us, so let's call it. 895 00:37:35,079 --> 00:37:38,832 On what precedent? By... by what authority? 896 00:37:38,832 --> 00:37:41,856 Uh, by the power of me, the CEO of Waystar, 897 00:37:41,867 --> 00:37:44,161 telling you what to put on the telly-box mouth-people. 898 00:37:44,172 --> 00:37:45,662 Uh... 899 00:37:45,673 --> 00:37:47,717 I don't think we can do that, guys. 900 00:37:47,728 --> 00:37:49,373 I think we can do it, Dar. 901 00:37:49,384 --> 00:37:52,137 If we call it, and the... the... the others 902 00:37:52,137 --> 00:37:53,472 - went his way... - Right, well, look. 903 00:37:53,472 --> 00:37:55,015 There are still outstanding states. 904 00:37:55,015 --> 00:37:57,434 There's Michigan, Ohio, Georgia, Arizona. 905 00:37:57,434 --> 00:37:59,103 It's really not that big a deal. It's one state. 906 00:37:59,103 --> 00:38:00,729 I'm worried it's not a decision 907 00:38:00,729 --> 00:38:03,565 - that I could necessarily... - Uh-huh. Yeah, thank you. 908 00:38:03,565 --> 00:38:05,275 And everyone respects you, Darwin, 909 00:38:05,275 --> 00:38:07,236 but this isn't actually a numbers thing. 910 00:38:07,236 --> 00:38:09,363 I mean, the Wisconsin Elections Commission, 911 00:38:09,363 --> 00:38:11,156 the Milwaukee Election Commission 912 00:38:11,156 --> 00:38:14,368 will go to court and the camps will litigate it. 913 00:38:14,368 --> 00:38:16,495 - Mm-hmm. - And it'll be a jurisdiction fight 914 00:38:16,495 --> 00:38:17,830 that I think Mencken might shade, 915 00:38:17,830 --> 00:38:20,499 - but, you know, we can't... - Yeah, that's... that's great. 916 00:38:20,499 --> 00:38:23,752 Uh, but I'm just gonna say we're good and that's on me. 917 00:38:23,752 --> 00:38:25,963 The votes that exist have been tallied, 918 00:38:25,963 --> 00:38:27,138 and that gives Mencken the state. 919 00:38:27,149 --> 00:38:29,944 But you don't... you don't make the call. I make the call. 920 00:38:30,134 --> 00:38:31,508 We're gonna make the call together, Tom... 921 00:38:31,519 --> 00:38:33,887 You can't make the call until I make the call. 922 00:38:33,887 --> 00:38:36,014 Okay. So... and I'm not gonna make you do anything. 923 00:38:36,014 --> 00:38:37,558 This is the situation in Wisconsin. 924 00:38:37,558 --> 00:38:41,158 How would you feel if we were to not "call it" call it, 925 00:38:41,169 --> 00:38:42,426 but, um... 926 00:38:42,437 --> 00:38:45,232 Like, pending. We could call it pending. 927 00:38:45,232 --> 00:38:46,333 You could even explain it. 928 00:38:46,344 --> 00:38:49,014 We can get a camera on you to explain it to people. 929 00:38:49,025 --> 00:38:50,406 We had a number of Jimenez 930 00:38:50,416 --> 00:38:51,936 campaign surrogates over the last week, 931 00:38:51,947 --> 00:38:54,324 sounding the alarm about the lack of turnout 932 00:38:54,324 --> 00:38:56,910 - of Black and Latino voters... - I could explain. 933 00:38:57,966 --> 00:39:01,678 And could there be a graphic that makes it clear 934 00:39:01,689 --> 00:39:03,785 the call isn't a... 935 00:39:05,028 --> 00:39:06,217 "call" call? 936 00:39:06,228 --> 00:39:07,771 "Pending call." 937 00:39:09,484 --> 00:39:10,861 Okay, okay. 938 00:39:11,426 --> 00:39:12,844 - Uh... - Mm! Sorry. 939 00:39:12,855 --> 00:39:14,298 Okay. 940 00:39:14,785 --> 00:39:16,586 - All right, so... - Yeah? 941 00:39:16,597 --> 00:39:18,183 - Okay. - Satisfied, fucky fucks? 942 00:39:18,194 --> 00:39:19,197 - Okay. - Soon as we can. 943 00:39:19,208 --> 00:39:21,377 - Great. - Uh... 944 00:39:22,346 --> 00:39:24,265 What's up? 945 00:39:24,503 --> 00:39:26,523 You okay? What? 946 00:39:26,523 --> 00:39:28,692 There's something in my eyes. Um... 947 00:39:28,692 --> 00:39:32,404 Greg? Wasabi. 948 00:39:32,404 --> 00:39:35,365 Is it wasabi? There's wasabi in my eyes? 949 00:39:35,365 --> 00:39:36,978 - I've got wasabi in my eyes? - Oh, Jesus. 950 00:39:36,989 --> 00:39:38,577 Wait, wait, wait, hold on. 951 00:39:41,163 --> 00:39:42,956 No, it's gone more in. It's gone more in. 952 00:39:42,956 --> 00:39:44,333 - What's going on? - It's on my fingers. 953 00:39:44,333 --> 00:39:46,035 What's going on? 954 00:39:46,046 --> 00:39:47,628 - What did you do to him? - It stings! 955 00:39:47,628 --> 00:39:50,214 - What? - Get some water or something, Greg! 956 00:39:50,214 --> 00:39:51,757 Holy mother! Mother of God. 957 00:39:51,757 --> 00:39:53,884 - Fuck me slowly, this smarts. - Okay. 958 00:39:53,884 --> 00:39:55,915 Quick Greg, put water in it. Put water in... 959 00:39:57,136 --> 00:39:59,096 - It's washing it in! - That's lemon! 960 00:39:59,107 --> 00:40:00,400 It's lemon, Greg! 961 00:40:00,411 --> 00:40:02,830 - That's clear. It's La Croix! - Jesus! Fuck, Greg. 962 00:40:02,841 --> 00:40:04,383 - What are you doing? - Oh, come on. 963 00:40:04,394 --> 00:40:06,647 - It's lemony, Greg. It's lemony! - It's La Croix! 964 00:40:06,647 --> 00:40:08,273 Jesus H. Christ! 965 00:40:08,273 --> 00:40:10,025 - No, it's natural! Like, medical! - Get some tissues, man. 966 00:40:10,025 --> 00:40:12,397 Give it to me. Oh, my God. 967 00:40:12,408 --> 00:40:15,072 It's not that lemony! It's just a hint of lemon. 968 00:40:15,072 --> 00:40:17,202 Darwin? You good to call it? 969 00:40:17,213 --> 00:40:19,243 He can't fucking call it, Rome. 970 00:40:19,243 --> 00:40:20,454 We're calling it, Shiv. 971 00:40:20,465 --> 00:40:22,717 - He just called it, okay? - Great. Thanks. 972 00:40:22,871 --> 00:40:26,470 Greg, do not put any more lemon water, 973 00:40:26,481 --> 00:40:28,942 or wasabi, in his eyes, okay? 974 00:40:33,423 --> 00:40:35,467 Hey, Con, you shouldn't really be in here. 975 00:40:35,467 --> 00:40:37,386 And a very good evening to you, too. 976 00:40:37,386 --> 00:40:39,908 - Hey! Presidente. Sike! - Rome. Sweetheart. One sec. 977 00:40:39,919 --> 00:40:42,220 - Would you wait over here for me a second, baby? - Uh, sure. 978 00:40:42,231 --> 00:40:43,714 Fellas, would you wait over here for me a second? 979 00:40:43,725 --> 00:40:45,769 - Yeah. Yep? Mm-hmm? - Rome. One thought. 980 00:40:45,769 --> 00:40:47,354 How about I concede 981 00:40:47,919 --> 00:40:49,755 in his direction? 982 00:40:49,982 --> 00:40:52,651 I scratch his balls, he scratches mine? 983 00:40:52,651 --> 00:40:55,279 That's interesting. Uh, perhaps-ish. 984 00:40:55,279 --> 00:40:57,531 - Let me check on that, yeah. - "Perhaps-ish"? 985 00:40:57,531 --> 00:40:59,032 - Perhaps-ish, yeah. Come on. - I'm coming. 986 00:40:59,032 --> 00:41:00,867 - Seventeen electoral votes... - Pam? 987 00:41:00,867 --> 00:41:03,078 We're calling, uh, Wisconsin for Mencken. 988 00:41:03,078 --> 00:41:05,105 Get the graphics up. Dave, let them know we're five out 989 00:41:05,116 --> 00:41:06,701 - from calling Wisconsin. - All right. 990 00:41:06,712 --> 00:41:08,380 We are calling Wisconsin for Mencken. 991 00:41:08,391 --> 00:41:10,066 Five minutes. Is that graphic ready? 992 00:41:10,077 --> 00:41:12,713 There is a big ol' call to make right now, 993 00:41:12,713 --> 00:41:15,841 and that is ATN is projecting that Jeryd Mencken 994 00:41:15,841 --> 00:41:17,884 has won the state of Wisconsin. 995 00:41:17,884 --> 00:41:20,012 You know, we've been reporting on that fire 996 00:41:20,012 --> 00:41:21,945 in the Milwaukee vote count center. 997 00:41:21,956 --> 00:41:23,754 Nonetheless, our decision desk 998 00:41:23,765 --> 00:41:26,310 is confident in making this call. 999 00:41:26,310 --> 00:41:29,354 Jeryd Mencken has won the state of Wisconsin, 1000 00:41:29,474 --> 00:41:32,983 and there goes the blue wall. That's ten electoral votes, 1001 00:41:32,983 --> 00:41:36,049 that brings Mencken up to 246... 1002 00:41:36,060 --> 00:41:39,145 Okay, man. Okay. There's something there. 1003 00:41:39,324 --> 00:41:41,410 Sordid backseat fuck job. 1004 00:41:41,421 --> 00:41:43,465 Oh, tell me more. 1005 00:41:43,535 --> 00:41:45,231 - He wants to keep up the momentum. - Jeryd Mencken 1006 00:41:45,242 --> 00:41:48,354 is now 24 electoral votes away 1007 00:41:48,365 --> 00:41:50,008 from winning the presidency. 1008 00:41:50,019 --> 00:41:51,270 Do you really wanna? 1009 00:41:51,903 --> 00:41:53,279 Slovenia, Willa. 1010 00:41:54,210 --> 00:41:55,211 Mm-hmm. 1011 00:41:57,466 --> 00:42:01,386 I mean, I am torn, and he's very, uh, right-wing. 1012 00:42:03,569 --> 00:42:08,324 But Vienna for lunch, Venice for dinner. 1013 00:42:08,477 --> 00:42:10,562 And Dubrovnik for breakfast. 1014 00:42:11,463 --> 00:42:13,137 My fellow Americans, 1015 00:42:13,148 --> 00:42:16,860 it's becoming clear tonight, that as far as we can tell, 1016 00:42:16,917 --> 00:42:18,801 Mr. Jeryd Mencken will likely be 1017 00:42:18,812 --> 00:42:21,353 - the next president of the United States. - Yes. 1018 00:42:21,364 --> 00:42:23,474 - And I, for one, wish him well. - Mm-hmm. 1019 00:42:23,485 --> 00:42:24,648 Connor was running for president? 1020 00:42:24,659 --> 00:42:26,101 For although I set out a 1021 00:42:26,111 --> 00:42:27,623 clear and compelling path... 1022 00:42:27,634 --> 00:42:30,248 - Okay, all right. - ... America, in her divine wisdom, 1023 00:42:30,248 --> 00:42:32,042 has chosen to take another. 1024 00:42:32,782 --> 00:42:35,660 Well, good luck. And... 1025 00:42:35,940 --> 00:42:37,661 I'd like to say to my first running mate, 1026 00:42:37,672 --> 00:42:39,925 who I will not dignify with a name-check, 1027 00:42:39,925 --> 00:42:42,812 but had that woman not dropped out, 1028 00:42:43,303 --> 00:42:46,624 and then had I not had to replace her with another figure, 1029 00:42:46,635 --> 00:42:48,279 who turned out not to be able to bear the weight 1030 00:42:48,290 --> 00:42:49,412 of public scrutiny, 1031 00:42:49,423 --> 00:42:54,060 had I not been betrayed by those two jackrabbits, 1032 00:42:54,349 --> 00:42:55,570 who knows? 1033 00:42:55,867 --> 00:42:59,662 Politics of envy. Ugly game. 1034 00:43:00,327 --> 00:43:02,037 I happen to be a billionaire. 1035 00:43:02,809 --> 00:43:04,094 Sorry. 1036 00:43:04,616 --> 00:43:06,868 But honestly, America, you flunked it. 1037 00:43:06,868 --> 00:43:08,453 I guess you're gonna have to find 1038 00:43:08,453 --> 00:43:11,223 some other poor mook's paps to suckle on. 1039 00:43:11,591 --> 00:43:13,009 - Okay. - The corrupt bipartisan 1040 00:43:13,020 --> 00:43:15,606 - system zombie marches on. - All right. 1041 00:43:15,709 --> 00:43:18,797 And so I call out to my friends tonight, to my people. 1042 00:43:18,797 --> 00:43:22,884 I say, Conheads, I salute you. And, America, be afraid. 1043 00:43:23,491 --> 00:43:24,534 Be warned... 1044 00:43:25,440 --> 00:43:27,151 for the Conheads are coming. 1045 00:43:27,318 --> 00:43:29,903 Thank you. God bless America. 1046 00:43:29,936 --> 00:43:32,425 ATN decision desk is now projecting. 1047 00:43:32,436 --> 00:43:34,980 Daniel Jimenez has won the state of Michigan 1048 00:43:34,980 --> 00:43:36,475 - over Jeryd Mencken. - Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. 1049 00:43:36,486 --> 00:43:39,962 That's 15 electoral votes. Our tally now goes... 1050 00:43:39,973 --> 00:43:41,039 - Are you ready for this? - All right, all right. 1051 00:43:41,050 --> 00:43:42,977 Two-hundred-and-sixty-two for Mencken, 1052 00:43:42,988 --> 00:43:47,284 - and 262 for Daniel Jimenez. - A dead heat. 1053 00:43:47,284 --> 00:43:49,077 Polls will be closing soon in Alaska, 1054 00:43:49,077 --> 00:43:52,581 the only state yet to be called other than Arizona 1055 00:43:52,581 --> 00:43:54,712 and its 11 electoral votes. 1056 00:43:54,723 --> 00:43:56,585 Let's maybe go harass the decision desk about what's 1057 00:43:56,585 --> 00:43:58,837 - taking so long for Arizona. - Guys. Uh, just a heads-up. 1058 00:43:58,837 --> 00:44:01,137 We hear... We are getting it from the campaigns 1059 00:44:01,148 --> 00:44:02,691 that the data nerds 1060 00:44:02,799 --> 00:44:06,129 are hearing that... Well, Dar, you say. 1061 00:44:06,210 --> 00:44:09,547 So, uh, Arizona is gonna go red. 1062 00:44:09,587 --> 00:44:10,963 All right, well then that's, uh... 1063 00:44:10,974 --> 00:44:12,772 - That would be it, right? - I mean, we're... 1064 00:44:12,783 --> 00:44:16,411 we're kind of boxed in, uh, because of Wisconsin. 1065 00:44:16,422 --> 00:44:18,648 Uh, I mean, I... I don't feel comfortable calling it. 1066 00:44:18,648 --> 00:44:20,857 I mean, PGN is gonna be calling it. Right, Tom? 1067 00:44:20,868 --> 00:44:22,652 - Yeah... - I mean, they're going to call Arizona. 1068 00:44:22,652 --> 00:44:25,739 Because if we call it, because of Wisconsin, we... 1069 00:44:25,739 --> 00:44:27,657 we called Wisconsin "pending," so... 1070 00:44:27,657 --> 00:44:30,076 Yeah, we already called Wisconsin, okay? 1071 00:44:30,076 --> 00:44:31,703 We can't un-call Wisconsin, can we? 1072 00:44:31,703 --> 00:44:33,798 That would make us all look pretty unprofessional. 1073 00:44:33,809 --> 00:44:36,520 So, Arizona? 1074 00:44:36,690 --> 00:44:40,026 - We're calling the election? - Yeah. 1075 00:44:40,037 --> 00:44:41,341 - No, no. - No? 1076 00:44:41,352 --> 00:44:42,465 - No. - It's math, dude. 1077 00:44:42,476 --> 00:44:43,936 Tom, will you guys give us a minute, please? 1078 00:44:43,947 --> 00:44:45,824 - Fuck. - Sure, okay. 1079 00:44:45,884 --> 00:44:48,261 One minute. Be back in one minute, please. 1080 00:44:48,261 --> 00:44:49,888 What? 1081 00:44:49,888 --> 00:44:51,687 - That's it. That's it. - I don't know, Rome. 1082 00:44:51,698 --> 00:44:53,366 Like, maybe... maybe we... 1083 00:44:54,733 --> 00:44:55,901 revisit Wisconsin. 1084 00:44:55,912 --> 00:44:57,863 - Okay. - Because, yeah, we... I mean, we... 1085 00:44:57,874 --> 00:45:00,667 - That was... kind of... - Mm-hmm. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1086 00:45:00,678 --> 00:45:01,804 - Right? - Okay, I get it. No, you're gonna, 1087 00:45:01,815 --> 00:45:03,567 like, big brother it right now. 1088 00:45:03,765 --> 00:45:05,309 - That's what you're gonna do? - No. 1089 00:45:05,320 --> 00:45:06,863 - Like what? - Oh, like when, you know, 1090 00:45:06,863 --> 00:45:08,698 if you want roast chicken and I wanted steak, 1091 00:45:08,698 --> 00:45:10,116 we always had chicken. 1092 00:45:10,116 --> 00:45:12,667 Because you'd... you'd freak out. You'd tantrum. 1093 00:45:12,678 --> 00:45:14,930 - So they thought... - I would fucking tantrum 1094 00:45:14,941 --> 00:45:16,693 because I never had fucking steak. 1095 00:45:16,743 --> 00:45:19,148 Well, I think they got scared if... 1096 00:45:19,990 --> 00:45:22,284 you know, if you tantrumed, then you'd think you'd won, 1097 00:45:22,295 --> 00:45:23,755 - so they couldn't let you... - I never won. 1098 00:45:23,755 --> 00:45:25,364 - It was always fucking chicken. - So, because we had so much 1099 00:45:25,375 --> 00:45:26,486 chicken when we were kids, 1100 00:45:26,497 --> 00:45:29,203 - I have to like the fascist? - Yeah. 1101 00:45:29,593 --> 00:45:30,844 If we don't call it early 1102 00:45:30,855 --> 00:45:32,815 and he wins anyway, which is perfectly possible, 1103 00:45:32,826 --> 00:45:35,204 but without us tonight? Think about that. 1104 00:45:35,267 --> 00:45:37,143 With FVA and VeraNews backing him, 1105 00:45:37,143 --> 00:45:39,521 we're left the most dickless eunuchs in cuck town. 1106 00:45:39,521 --> 00:45:41,523 - We call it? We call this? - Mm-hmm. 1107 00:45:41,547 --> 00:45:43,400 - If we push it... - Yeah? 1108 00:45:43,400 --> 00:45:44,491 maybe it happens. 1109 00:45:44,502 --> 00:45:46,934 Yeah. We give it to Mencken, Mencken blocks the deal. 1110 00:45:46,945 --> 00:45:48,546 He's not fucking wishy-washy. He's a guy. 1111 00:45:48,557 --> 00:45:50,943 I don't know, dude. I mean... 1112 00:45:51,384 --> 00:45:53,161 Exactly. All of the mainstream media. 1113 00:45:53,172 --> 00:45:54,512 All of the Democrats... 1114 00:45:54,523 --> 00:45:56,343 My kids. The whole thing. 1115 00:45:56,353 --> 00:45:58,297 "Oh, America! Oh." 1116 00:45:58,373 --> 00:46:02,085 Well, I mean, it is kind of a nice idea, you know? 1117 00:46:02,085 --> 00:46:03,670 All the different people together. 1118 00:46:03,670 --> 00:46:07,799 What? All right. What... what would Dad do? 1119 00:46:08,040 --> 00:46:09,420 - Oh, come on. - I don't know. I don't actually know. 1120 00:46:09,431 --> 00:46:10,828 Yes, you fucking do, man! 1121 00:46:10,839 --> 00:46:11,840 The guy in the pocket. 1122 00:46:11,851 --> 00:46:13,032 The guy that's gonna answer our calls. 1123 00:46:13,043 --> 00:46:15,254 The fucking guy printing US dollars. 1124 00:46:15,265 --> 00:46:16,268 This is all upside. 1125 00:46:16,279 --> 00:46:18,661 Apart from the matter of him smashing the country to pieces. 1126 00:46:18,672 --> 00:46:21,075 Oh, God! Don't be such a fucking prissy... 1127 00:46:21,086 --> 00:46:23,391 Okay, maybe we could deal with a dose of that, right? 1128 00:46:23,402 --> 00:46:24,983 Like a nice little dose of the frighteners? 1129 00:46:24,983 --> 00:46:27,062 - Wind shit back 20? - You know one of those fucking guys 1130 00:46:27,072 --> 00:46:28,820 pushed my daughter. 1131 00:46:28,831 --> 00:46:31,250 - Uh, she's okay? - If we do this... 1132 00:46:33,371 --> 00:46:35,000 people... people are gonna say shit. 1133 00:46:35,011 --> 00:46:37,568 Yeah. We'll be in the West Wing. Nothing matters, Ken. 1134 00:46:37,579 --> 00:46:39,524 Nothing fucking matters. Dad's dead, 1135 00:46:39,535 --> 00:46:42,709 and the country's just a big pussy waiting to get fucked. 1136 00:46:43,603 --> 00:46:46,296 - Fucking... - ... action, okay? 1137 00:46:46,296 --> 00:46:47,505 We can pay for any damages. 1138 00:46:47,505 --> 00:46:50,091 Let's just jam our fuckin' heads in the bosom of history 1139 00:46:50,091 --> 00:46:52,010 and just... 1140 00:46:52,010 --> 00:46:54,512 Right? I mean... Or, we sit on our hands 1141 00:46:54,512 --> 00:46:56,264 like a couple of damsels in distress, 1142 00:46:56,264 --> 00:46:59,225 and, you know, watch our chance slip away. 1143 00:46:59,225 --> 00:47:02,562 PGN has a major projection to announce, 1144 00:47:02,562 --> 00:47:05,398 and that is that Jeryd Mencken will win Arizona. 1145 00:47:05,398 --> 00:47:08,397 So, he is the winner of 11 electoral votes 1146 00:47:08,408 --> 00:47:09,597 in Arizona... 1147 00:47:09,608 --> 00:47:11,250 - Hey. - Hey. 1148 00:47:11,766 --> 00:47:13,948 Can we talk for a minute? 1149 00:47:13,948 --> 00:47:17,815 Yeah. We're fucked, Ken. We're fucked. 1150 00:47:17,963 --> 00:47:19,401 Because we called, it's fucked. 1151 00:47:19,412 --> 00:47:21,956 I don't know what we should do. I feel like my head is just... 1152 00:47:21,956 --> 00:47:23,917 I... I can't... I can't, uh... 1153 00:47:25,051 --> 00:47:27,284 get the scale of it, what this is. 1154 00:47:27,295 --> 00:47:29,047 I mean, we can recant, yeah? 1155 00:47:29,047 --> 00:47:31,068 His team is being very direct. 1156 00:47:31,939 --> 00:47:34,132 They will block Matsson's deal. 1157 00:47:34,511 --> 00:47:36,054 Uh, well, he says he will. 1158 00:47:36,054 --> 00:47:39,067 We call it for him, that gives him legitimacy to declare. 1159 00:47:39,213 --> 00:47:41,497 I mean, we're in bed with him, I think, yeah? 1160 00:47:41,508 --> 00:47:42,661 Yeah, I... 1161 00:47:42,672 --> 00:47:45,550 I mean, it'll get ground out in the courts, whatever we say. 1162 00:47:46,196 --> 00:47:47,906 Sure, right. But... 1163 00:47:48,064 --> 00:47:49,983 Yeah, look, shall we be... 1164 00:47:51,364 --> 00:47:54,353 - totally honest in here? - Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. 1165 00:47:54,364 --> 00:47:56,574 I have sometimes felt 1166 00:47:56,679 --> 00:47:58,618 like I could do it. 1167 00:47:58,618 --> 00:48:01,037 You know, like, I should do it. Me. 1168 00:48:01,333 --> 00:48:03,168 - Uh-huh. - Just me. 1169 00:48:04,507 --> 00:48:06,615 But I don't want that to be an end 1170 00:48:06,626 --> 00:48:10,088 to the... the family thing, right? 1171 00:48:10,088 --> 00:48:12,173 I would just... I would like to be able to talk... 1172 00:48:12,861 --> 00:48:15,864 openly about that feeling, maybe. 1173 00:48:16,996 --> 00:48:19,712 Sure. Yeah, no, I appreciate... I appreciate that. 1174 00:48:19,723 --> 00:48:23,309 Mencken is kinda Roman's guy, so that's complicated. 1175 00:48:23,309 --> 00:48:26,443 - Yeah, right. - And, honestly, I feel... 1176 00:48:27,160 --> 00:48:29,746 threatened, maybe, by their relationship, and... 1177 00:48:30,068 --> 00:48:31,445 So I want... 1178 00:48:31,693 --> 00:48:33,737 A piece of me wants to not support that, 1179 00:48:33,876 --> 00:48:37,129 and that's maybe in there, pulling away from Mencken. 1180 00:48:37,183 --> 00:48:38,184 Uh-huh. 1181 00:48:40,383 --> 00:48:44,598 - But also, you're a good guy. - Well, I don't know. 1182 00:48:45,169 --> 00:48:47,380 - Sure. You are. - Thank you. 1183 00:48:47,391 --> 00:48:49,601 - I don't know. - No, essentially, you're... 1184 00:48:49,612 --> 00:48:50,905 you're a good guy. 1185 00:48:56,095 --> 00:48:59,098 But we... we all wanna stop Matsson, right? 1186 00:48:59,109 --> 00:49:02,019 - That's the thing? - Mm-hmm. 1187 00:49:03,738 --> 00:49:04,739 Yeah. 1188 00:49:05,692 --> 00:49:06,971 Go... go on. 1189 00:49:06,982 --> 00:49:09,568 Uh, well, I think whatever... 1190 00:49:11,149 --> 00:49:14,444 Whatever advantage to us as... as... as corporate players 1191 00:49:14,444 --> 00:49:15,653 in the short term... 1192 00:49:16,894 --> 00:49:18,854 You know... 1193 00:49:19,115 --> 00:49:22,911 He's... Mencken's the nightmare, yeah? 1194 00:49:23,496 --> 00:49:25,456 Plausible in a decadent era. 1195 00:49:25,705 --> 00:49:28,582 He says the bad shit, he believes the bad shit. 1196 00:49:28,593 --> 00:49:31,074 We wouldn't actually be making him president. 1197 00:49:31,085 --> 00:49:33,588 Oh, sure. We might not be able to crown him, but we can... 1198 00:49:33,588 --> 00:49:35,340 we can stop him. 1199 00:49:35,340 --> 00:49:38,092 He gets momentum tonight, it makes it possible. 1200 00:49:38,564 --> 00:49:40,357 He needs our call. 1201 00:49:50,480 --> 00:49:52,524 I don't think I'm a very good father. 1202 00:49:54,338 --> 00:49:58,842 You are. You're... No, you're okay. 1203 00:49:59,030 --> 00:50:02,514 You've tried. That's all we can do. 1204 00:50:03,148 --> 00:50:08,487 - Maybe the poison drips through. - No. No. And you know what? 1205 00:50:08,498 --> 00:50:10,750 I don't think even Dad would back him tonight. 1206 00:50:10,750 --> 00:50:13,878 - He basically picked him. - Sure, but we throw the papers 1207 00:50:13,878 --> 00:50:15,213 and the whole thing in for him? 1208 00:50:15,213 --> 00:50:17,507 And then in a... in a month, a week from now, 1209 00:50:17,507 --> 00:50:18,758 the courts go the other way? 1210 00:50:18,758 --> 00:50:20,802 It's... We're essentially done as a news organization. 1211 00:50:20,802 --> 00:50:22,637 It's just hard to think 1212 00:50:22,637 --> 00:50:24,514 we'd give it all away to Matsson. 1213 00:50:27,557 --> 00:50:31,561 Could we try? Could you try once? 1214 00:50:31,754 --> 00:50:35,799 Direct to Nate, to get something from them to block the deal? 1215 00:50:36,146 --> 00:50:38,586 Uh... yeah. 1216 00:50:40,848 --> 00:50:43,435 - Yeah. - Sure. 1217 00:50:45,049 --> 00:50:46,967 - One of these? - Yeah. 1218 00:50:49,480 --> 00:50:50,523 You're a good guy. 1219 00:50:53,037 --> 00:50:54,038 Okay, yeah. 1220 00:51:10,706 --> 00:51:12,207 Hey, Nate. 1221 00:51:12,504 --> 00:51:16,299 Yeah, just calling with a quick, uh, check-in. 1222 00:51:18,153 --> 00:51:20,159 - Uh, yeah. - We're sorry. 1223 00:51:20,170 --> 00:51:21,337 - The number you have reached... - To be honest, 1224 00:51:21,347 --> 00:51:22,655 - just wondering if Jimenez... - ...is not in service. 1225 00:51:22,655 --> 00:51:24,322 - Please check the number or try... - I don't know, could he... 1226 00:51:24,333 --> 00:51:25,575 ... your call again. 1227 00:51:27,439 --> 00:51:30,288 - So, um... - Mencken now stands at 265... 1228 00:51:30,288 --> 00:51:32,916 Yeah, Shiv's seeing what we can get from the Dems. 1229 00:51:32,916 --> 00:51:34,626 Oh, get the fuck out of here. 1230 00:51:34,626 --> 00:51:37,211 - Why? We got it. - I really need to know what we're doing, guys. 1231 00:51:37,211 --> 00:51:38,963 If we're gonna stick with Wisconsin... 1232 00:51:38,963 --> 00:51:41,841 - Okay, one moment. One moment, Tom. One moment. - We're gonna stick... Ugh. 1233 00:51:42,421 --> 00:51:45,341 So? You talk to him? 1234 00:51:45,503 --> 00:51:46,921 Uh, yeah. I think there's, uh... 1235 00:51:46,932 --> 00:51:48,433 there's... there's something there. 1236 00:51:48,514 --> 00:51:51,840 - No, there's not. - Like? Like? 1237 00:51:51,851 --> 00:51:54,812 Like, they might be... they are... willing to think. 1238 00:51:54,812 --> 00:51:57,106 Oh! They might be, or maybe they are, 1239 00:51:57,106 --> 00:51:58,837 willing to think. Maybe. 1240 00:51:59,067 --> 00:52:00,818 - That sounds like horseshit. - No. Rome. 1241 00:52:00,818 --> 00:52:02,654 They're just not so direct. 1242 00:52:02,807 --> 00:52:05,615 Yeah? I... I... I think we can probably get 'em to stop it. 1243 00:52:05,615 --> 00:52:06,991 Oh, they "probably." Yeah, go. 1244 00:52:06,991 --> 00:52:09,202 Sorry, no. Uh, game over. Bullshit. 1245 00:52:09,260 --> 00:52:10,828 No. We have to call it. 1246 00:52:10,828 --> 00:52:12,956 - Mencken is rock-solid. - Roman, even Dad... 1247 00:52:12,956 --> 00:52:15,166 Even... even Dad, in this situation, 1248 00:52:15,166 --> 00:52:16,834 - would respect the process. - No! 1249 00:52:16,834 --> 00:52:18,201 Dad did whatever the fuck he wanted. 1250 00:52:18,212 --> 00:52:20,506 He... One fax, he took out a government. 1251 00:52:20,517 --> 00:52:22,756 He did the "Fuck Lyle!" Send. 1252 00:52:22,767 --> 00:52:24,289 And that was it. That's all it took. 1253 00:52:24,300 --> 00:52:26,329 Fucking Canada, here. He didn't give a shit. 1254 00:52:26,340 --> 00:52:27,842 He liked stability, Rome. He pushed, 1255 00:52:27,853 --> 00:52:29,211 but he didn't want shit to unravel. 1256 00:52:29,222 --> 00:52:31,933 He... he helped end... I mean, he ended wars. 1257 00:52:31,933 --> 00:52:33,101 He ended wars that he started. 1258 00:52:33,101 --> 00:52:34,352 He did whatever the fuck he wanted. 1259 00:52:34,352 --> 00:52:36,104 What did they say, Shiv? 1260 00:52:36,104 --> 00:52:37,647 Like, what did Nate actually say? 1261 00:52:37,647 --> 00:52:39,315 He said, uh, they would talk, 1262 00:52:39,315 --> 00:52:41,109 and that they could see the arguments, 1263 00:52:41,109 --> 00:52:43,675 and I... I... I think it's encouraging. 1264 00:52:44,484 --> 00:52:47,699 - You felt like it was encouraging? Wow! - It was. It was encouraging. 1265 00:52:47,699 --> 00:52:49,909 It was a feeling. I got something real. 1266 00:52:49,909 --> 00:52:51,911 This is fuckin' pointless. 1267 00:52:51,911 --> 00:52:53,496 - What a waste of time. - What are you doing? 1268 00:52:53,496 --> 00:52:55,623 I'm gonna call. I... I... I'm just gonna... 1269 00:52:55,623 --> 00:52:58,334 I'm gonna be very direct. We just... we just need a little bit more, 1270 00:52:58,334 --> 00:52:59,881 - and, uh... - Don't call him. 1271 00:52:59,892 --> 00:53:01,101 Why? 1272 00:53:01,143 --> 00:53:03,687 They're... Uh, they're busy. 1273 00:53:10,763 --> 00:53:14,017 Can't have uncertainty. Can't. Fucking market. 1274 00:53:14,017 --> 00:53:16,769 The chaos of trying to rerun an entire election 1275 00:53:16,769 --> 00:53:18,567 could just send the country into meltdown, you know? 1276 00:53:18,578 --> 00:53:20,499 - Okay. Bad faith argument. - I'm telling you. 1277 00:53:20,510 --> 00:53:22,692 I'm just telling you. You cannot have uncertainty. 1278 00:53:22,692 --> 00:53:24,694 - China is coming. - "China is coming"? 1279 00:53:24,694 --> 00:53:26,863 - China's coming. - China's already been. Next. 1280 00:53:28,941 --> 00:53:32,194 It's not like the fucking "final" final anyway. 1281 00:53:32,205 --> 00:53:33,503 Okay? There's the court shit, 1282 00:53:33,514 --> 00:53:35,775 and it all kind of just fuzzes along, you know? 1283 00:53:35,786 --> 00:53:37,829 It's just a waste of fucking time. 1284 00:53:37,840 --> 00:53:39,550 That we don't have, by the way. 1285 00:53:42,464 --> 00:53:44,716 Hey, Greg? Can I ask you a question? 1286 00:53:45,015 --> 00:53:46,174 What's up? 1287 00:53:46,174 --> 00:53:48,842 Do you know if there's something going on? 1288 00:53:50,408 --> 00:53:54,328 What else Nate and Gil and fucking Jimenez offer you? 1289 00:53:54,339 --> 00:53:57,426 Unlimited social security spending with this one weird trick? 1290 00:54:07,467 --> 00:54:08,843 How was that call? 1291 00:54:10,180 --> 00:54:12,432 What'd you get? Whole bunch of not much? 1292 00:54:13,940 --> 00:54:15,817 Really? 1293 00:54:15,828 --> 00:54:18,498 - What? - "I think you're a good guy"? 1294 00:54:20,708 --> 00:54:23,377 Uh, well... I found it hard to get Nate, 1295 00:54:23,377 --> 00:54:26,170 - so I summarized some impressions. - Oh, right, right, right. 1296 00:54:26,181 --> 00:54:28,148 Smart. Really good, Shiv. 1297 00:54:29,319 --> 00:54:30,571 But you lied. 1298 00:54:30,802 --> 00:54:32,136 - Oh... - Right? 1299 00:54:32,136 --> 00:54:33,971 She didn't get anything from Nate. 1300 00:54:34,236 --> 00:54:35,640 - Really? - She didn't speak to Nate. 1301 00:54:35,640 --> 00:54:37,301 And she's in with Matsson. 1302 00:54:37,312 --> 00:54:38,888 - Mm... - Sorry, what? 1303 00:54:38,899 --> 00:54:41,861 No, I... No. 1304 00:54:42,154 --> 00:54:46,139 No. I... I... I... I did what we all agreed to, 1305 00:54:46,150 --> 00:54:47,987 that I got close to him so that I could help... 1306 00:54:47,998 --> 00:54:50,459 - Shiv's fucking us. Right, Shivy? - Wow. 1307 00:54:50,599 --> 00:54:53,950 No. No! No, no, no. I... I... I... I... I... I... 1308 00:54:53,950 --> 00:54:55,493 - "I... I... I... I... I..." - ... was... 1309 00:54:55,493 --> 00:54:57,411 I fucking some asked you some real questions, Shiv. 1310 00:54:57,411 --> 00:54:58,663 I wondered why you looked like a goose 1311 00:54:58,663 --> 00:55:01,124 trying to shit a house brick, you piece of dirt. 1312 00:55:01,124 --> 00:55:03,855 Okay, what? You got yourself a little fucking side deal here? 1313 00:55:03,866 --> 00:55:06,243 No. No. I have some options. I... I was, uh... 1314 00:55:06,254 --> 00:55:08,089 - I was going through with the plan. - Uh-huh. 1315 00:55:08,089 --> 00:55:11,528 - And then you two... - Well, Mencken. Mencken, right? 1316 00:55:11,539 --> 00:55:13,177 - Mencken. - No! What? 1317 00:55:13,177 --> 00:55:14,241 Tom! 1318 00:55:14,287 --> 00:55:17,299 - No! You even wanted to push us out of... - Uh-huh. Uh-huh. 1319 00:55:17,310 --> 00:55:19,464 - ... the fucking nest. Please! Ken. - Sure, sis. Sure, sure, sure. 1320 00:55:19,475 --> 00:55:21,644 Aside from all this, this is not the right thing. 1321 00:55:21,644 --> 00:55:23,244 Aside from the fact that you lied to us, 1322 00:55:23,255 --> 00:55:25,322 and that doing what you want precisely plays into 1323 00:55:25,333 --> 00:55:27,984 - your own interests, yeah? - Oh, and this doesn't? Yeah? 1324 00:55:27,984 --> 00:55:31,529 Ken, please, come on. Come on! Who are we? 1325 00:55:31,529 --> 00:55:33,156 Oh, yeah. Will no one think of the children? 1326 00:55:33,156 --> 00:55:35,158 You know what? No, I'm not gonna let this happen. 1327 00:55:35,158 --> 00:55:36,305 There comes a time... 1328 00:55:36,316 --> 00:55:38,383 - when you have to stand up for what you... - "There comes a time..." 1329 00:55:40,204 --> 00:55:41,455 Seriously. This is real. 1330 00:55:41,455 --> 00:55:42,658 - Mm-hmm. - Okay? I have a concern 1331 00:55:42,669 --> 00:55:44,779 for the state of the republic, and... and pluralism and... 1332 00:55:44,792 --> 00:55:46,586 - and the future of this country. - I'm snoring. 1333 00:55:46,586 --> 00:55:47,920 - You're so boring. - And it... It is real. 1334 00:55:47,920 --> 00:55:49,672 You're such a bore, Shiv. Jesus. 1335 00:55:50,185 --> 00:55:53,689 - Fuck you. Ken? - He's right. 1336 00:55:54,043 --> 00:55:56,829 Yeah. You're boring. And you don't have a pass for in here. 1337 00:55:56,840 --> 00:55:59,140 Okay, well, fine. You know what? I'm... Maybe I'll... I'll go pu... 1338 00:55:59,140 --> 00:56:00,349 I'll... I'll... I'll go public. 1339 00:56:00,349 --> 00:56:01,487 - Oh yeah? - I'll go to the papers, 1340 00:56:01,498 --> 00:56:03,550 and people, and... and tell 'em what you're actually fucking doing. 1341 00:56:03,561 --> 00:56:05,490 Wow. Well, if you're gonna just be hysterical, 1342 00:56:05,501 --> 00:56:07,758 we're gonna have to, you know, ask you to leave. 1343 00:56:07,768 --> 00:56:09,532 - Fuck you! - People are trying to do some serious work in here. 1344 00:56:09,543 --> 00:56:12,129 Fuck you. This is about the future of the country. 1345 00:56:13,431 --> 00:56:14,974 No, I think it's because you broke up 1346 00:56:14,985 --> 00:56:16,445 with your boyfriend. 1347 00:56:16,574 --> 00:56:18,326 Jesus, you're a prick. 1348 00:56:18,326 --> 00:56:19,451 Hello. 1349 00:56:19,462 --> 00:56:20,590 - Hey, Tom. - Hey. 1350 00:56:20,601 --> 00:56:23,437 - So, call it. You can call it. - No! 1351 00:56:23,581 --> 00:56:25,541 - We're calling it? - Yeah. We called Wisconsin, 1352 00:56:25,541 --> 00:56:27,376 now we're gonna call Arizona, so we call the election. 1353 00:56:27,376 --> 00:56:28,753 - We call the election? - Call it. 1354 00:56:28,753 --> 00:56:30,963 - Call it. - No. No, Tom. No. 1355 00:56:30,963 --> 00:56:32,968 You're making a terrible mistake. 1356 00:56:32,979 --> 00:56:35,607 - Please don't. - Hey, guys, it's not my call. 1357 00:56:35,618 --> 00:56:36,994 It's not my call. 1358 00:56:37,245 --> 00:56:39,354 - Okay? It's our call. - It's your call. It's up to you. 1359 00:56:39,365 --> 00:56:41,496 - If you say so, I say so. - Call it. I say so. 1360 00:56:41,507 --> 00:56:43,885 Fucking Pontius Pilate. 1361 00:56:43,935 --> 00:56:45,770 No one cares. No one... no one cares. 1362 00:56:45,770 --> 00:56:48,151 - Hey, yeah. Okay. - Hey. Tell 'em I'm coming down. 1363 00:56:48,162 --> 00:56:51,067 Yes. We're gonna call it. Yeah, we're calling for Mencken. 1364 00:56:51,067 --> 00:56:52,089 - All right. - Oh. 1365 00:56:52,100 --> 00:56:54,728 Okay. Tell 'em I'm coming. All right. Okay. 1366 00:56:54,922 --> 00:56:56,966 - Great work, Tom. - Thank you. 1367 00:56:59,157 --> 00:57:00,731 Good stuff. Great night. 1368 00:57:06,207 --> 00:57:10,002 - Fuck. - You okay? 1369 00:57:11,185 --> 00:57:14,271 Yeah, yeah, yeah. I, uh... I... I... 1370 00:57:14,332 --> 00:57:16,218 I have to go, um... 1371 00:57:16,831 --> 00:57:20,376 tell them, I think... we're calling it. For Mencken. 1372 00:57:21,177 --> 00:57:22,512 - Whoa. - Yeah. 1373 00:57:23,988 --> 00:57:25,191 So... 1374 00:57:25,202 --> 00:57:26,328 - I should... I should... - Right. 1375 00:57:26,339 --> 00:57:28,966 I should go. I'll get in trouble if I don't go. 1376 00:57:29,021 --> 00:57:31,448 Okay, dude. I mean... 1377 00:57:31,732 --> 00:57:34,068 Yeah. I mean, it's not really my choice, 1378 00:57:34,068 --> 00:57:35,569 - right? So... - Sure. 1379 00:57:35,569 --> 00:57:38,531 - I mean, right. Yeah. - Yeah. 1380 00:57:38,531 --> 00:57:40,032 I'm just... I'm pressing the button. 1381 00:57:40,032 --> 00:57:41,575 Or I'm not even pressing the button, I'm just... 1382 00:57:41,575 --> 00:57:45,121 I'm asking them to prepare to press the button. 1383 00:57:45,121 --> 00:57:47,289 Right, and all that does is just, like, 1384 00:57:47,300 --> 00:57:49,928 launch a nuclear attack. 1385 00:57:51,575 --> 00:57:52,633 So... 1386 00:57:53,421 --> 00:57:56,924 It's not gonna change anything if I don't go. So... 1387 00:57:56,924 --> 00:57:59,552 - Couple minutes. So, I mean... - Right, right. 1388 00:57:59,552 --> 00:58:02,346 - You... - But realistically... 1389 00:58:05,641 --> 00:58:07,351 Wow. 1390 00:58:09,681 --> 00:58:11,599 - Crazy. - Yeah. 1391 00:58:11,654 --> 00:58:12,739 Crazy. 1392 00:58:14,239 --> 00:58:18,390 Crazy one. 1393 00:58:21,433 --> 00:58:24,185 So, Tom just told me. 1394 00:58:25,312 --> 00:58:27,523 Everybody, calling it for Mencken. 1395 00:58:28,649 --> 00:58:29,994 He's calling it for Mencken. 1396 00:58:31,584 --> 00:58:33,285 - Everyone, yeah? - So he said, yeah? 1397 00:58:33,296 --> 00:58:35,215 - I just said. - I'm calling it for Mencken. 1398 00:58:36,130 --> 00:58:37,173 Okay? 1399 00:58:38,826 --> 00:58:40,494 - Okay. - Okay, yeah. 1400 00:58:42,038 --> 00:58:44,332 Okay. Well, then, uh, Dave? 1401 00:58:44,343 --> 00:58:46,929 Okay. Uh, Lydia, get me "Mencken wins." 1402 00:58:46,940 --> 00:58:49,764 Get the ticker going on, uh, ATN Citizens. 1403 00:58:49,775 --> 00:58:52,861 Let the people know, two mins, and ATN is gonna call it. 1404 00:58:53,901 --> 00:58:55,889 We are gonna make this call now. 1405 00:58:55,900 --> 00:58:59,362 The ATN decision desk has looked at the numbers 1406 00:58:59,438 --> 00:59:04,119 and is ready to declare Arizona for Jeryd Mencken. 1407 00:59:04,417 --> 00:59:07,578 This means that Mencken will be the next president 1408 00:59:07,578 --> 00:59:10,247 of the United States, winning the most unreal, 1409 00:59:10,247 --> 00:59:13,042 surreal election we have ever seen in this country. 1410 00:59:13,042 --> 00:59:16,253 His candidacy starting in Virginia only six months ago 1411 00:59:16,253 --> 00:59:18,631 against a dozen other Republican candidates 1412 00:59:18,631 --> 00:59:19,799 in the wake of the president 1413 00:59:19,799 --> 00:59:22,259 saying he wasn't going to run for re-election. 1414 00:59:22,259 --> 00:59:25,930 What started off as an unlikely impossibility, 1415 00:59:25,930 --> 00:59:28,147 now a reality, it is Mencken. 1416 00:59:28,323 --> 00:59:30,742 Uh, well... 1417 00:59:30,814 --> 00:59:33,734 It's now clear I have won 1418 00:59:33,745 --> 00:59:37,290 sufficient electoral votes to be declared 1419 00:59:37,301 --> 00:59:40,220 the next president of the United States. 1420 00:59:41,566 --> 00:59:44,832 And I find the responsibility awesome! 1421 00:59:46,072 --> 00:59:47,782 Now, I know there are some who feel 1422 00:59:47,793 --> 00:59:49,526 there is something left to contest. 1423 00:59:49,537 --> 00:59:54,208 But votes have been cast, votes have been tallied. 1424 00:59:54,208 --> 00:59:58,036 On another day, in another time, they might have fallen 1425 00:59:58,047 --> 01:00:00,215 in another fashion. 1426 01:00:00,297 --> 01:00:04,635 The election has been called for me by an authority of known integrity. 1427 01:00:04,635 --> 01:00:07,555 Maybe we should get, um, like, a history guy? 1428 01:00:07,555 --> 01:00:09,348 You know, like a brain... 1429 01:00:09,348 --> 01:00:10,506 like a real brainiac, 1430 01:00:10,517 --> 01:00:15,260 to say why this sort of thing has happened in the past, 1431 01:00:15,271 --> 01:00:17,690 and that it'll all be fine? 1432 01:00:17,690 --> 01:00:21,318 To my critics, I am not a demagogue. 1433 01:00:21,981 --> 01:00:25,735 I am a defender of democracy. 1434 01:00:26,125 --> 01:00:31,699 But democracy, it has this tendency that we have to beware 1435 01:00:31,897 --> 01:00:34,233 to become mere transaction. 1436 01:00:34,348 --> 01:00:37,616 I give you this. You give me that. 1437 01:00:37,627 --> 01:00:42,773 I come begging for your vote. Welfare checkbook out. 1438 01:00:42,874 --> 01:00:45,710 Crowning the welfare kings and queens 1439 01:00:45,721 --> 01:00:47,931 till everyone has become a little tyrant, 1440 01:00:47,942 --> 01:00:49,194 crowned by the state. 1441 01:00:50,115 --> 01:00:51,713 The model that I follow 1442 01:00:51,724 --> 01:00:54,477 isn't from the scorched marketplace, 1443 01:00:54,477 --> 01:00:58,602 where cunning men haggle for the best price. 1444 01:00:58,613 --> 01:01:01,741 That's not me. The democracy I believe in 1445 01:01:01,775 --> 01:01:04,627 is where a leader emerged from the people, 1446 01:01:05,301 --> 01:01:07,762 willed almost into being, 1447 01:01:07,979 --> 01:01:09,992 brought forth by the great sweetness 1448 01:01:09,992 --> 01:01:12,536 of the virtue of the combined wisdom 1449 01:01:12,536 --> 01:01:15,539 of the good people of this republic. 1450 01:01:16,705 --> 01:01:20,340 Don't we long sometimes for something clean 1451 01:01:20,952 --> 01:01:24,524 once in this polluted land? That's what I hope to bring. 1452 01:01:24,918 --> 01:01:27,384 Not something grubby with compromise. 1453 01:01:27,508 --> 01:01:30,596 Something clean and true, and refreshing. 1454 01:01:30,596 --> 01:01:32,723 He's a guy we can do business with. 1455 01:01:32,723 --> 01:01:35,184 - Yeah. - Something proud and pure... 1456 01:01:35,184 --> 01:01:37,978 He'll play ball. You should hear him talk semiconductors. 1457 01:01:37,978 --> 01:01:40,929 - And God bless the United States of America. - The market's holding the leash. 1458 01:01:40,940 --> 01:01:42,858 We just made a night of good TV. 1459 01:01:42,858 --> 01:01:45,611 That's what we've done. Nothing happens. 1460 01:01:46,029 --> 01:01:48,826 Things do happen, Rome. 1461 01:01:55,113 --> 01:01:56,365 President calling. 1462 01:01:58,303 --> 01:02:00,368 Yo, Hocus-POTUS. 1463 01:02:00,459 --> 01:02:02,795 Sitting in the POTUS position. What's up? 1464 01:02:02,875 --> 01:02:04,588 Hey, man. I... Look, no time. 1465 01:02:04,588 --> 01:02:08,008 But just... just thanks, yeah? You and me, man. We'll go far. 1466 01:02:08,008 --> 01:02:09,914 Over the road and into the bar. 1467 01:02:11,427 --> 01:02:14,003 An election unlike anything we've ever seen, 1468 01:02:14,014 --> 01:02:16,141 followed by a speech for the ages... 1469 01:02:16,141 --> 01:02:19,019 The legal process is gonna be lengthy. 1470 01:02:19,106 --> 01:02:20,729 When do you think it'll all be over? 1471 01:02:20,729 --> 01:02:23,086 This... this could be going on for the next three months. 1472 01:02:23,097 --> 01:02:24,222 - Hey, Tom? - Uh-huh. 1473 01:02:24,233 --> 01:02:26,735 Your phone. It's, uh... it's red-hot, Tom. 1474 01:02:26,735 --> 01:02:29,412 It, uh... A lot of very important people are... 1475 01:02:30,030 --> 01:02:32,324 A lot of very important people wanna scream at you. 1476 01:02:32,324 --> 01:02:33,909 But allegedly, allegedly... 1477 01:02:33,909 --> 01:02:37,707 - This is a little pointed. - The call was made personally by ATN boss 1478 01:02:37,809 --> 01:02:39,118 - Tom Wambsgans. - Um... 1479 01:02:39,318 --> 01:02:41,855 Darwin wants to know when to do his caveats. 1480 01:02:41,866 --> 01:02:42,876 Is there time for him to do... 1481 01:02:42,876 --> 01:02:44,169 - No. - No. 1482 01:02:44,169 --> 01:02:45,345 ...he was given by his decision desk. 1483 01:02:45,356 --> 01:02:48,340 So it's unclear whether Wambsgans's alleged action 1484 01:02:48,340 --> 01:02:51,051 - was an error of judgment, or there was a personal... - Hello? No. 1485 01:02:51,051 --> 01:02:53,794 ...or political dimension to the decision. 1486 01:02:53,805 --> 01:02:57,057 He is, of course, known to be an associate of Jeryd Mencken. 1487 01:02:57,057 --> 01:02:59,879 Jesus fucking Christ. What's going on? 1488 01:02:59,890 --> 01:03:02,521 Those funky numbers? I'm sending you words, yeah? 1489 01:03:02,521 --> 01:03:04,273 Let's get 'em out in the next 24. 1490 01:03:04,273 --> 01:03:07,443 - Lot of fucking news. - You guys are crazy. 1491 01:03:07,443 --> 01:03:09,778 Yeah, it's more than just fucking crazy, Lukas. 1492 01:03:09,789 --> 01:03:12,770 No, but this is crazy. 1493 01:03:12,781 --> 01:03:14,450 Yeah, well, we're gonna do a number on 'em. 1494 01:03:14,450 --> 01:03:17,400 We're gonna fuck them so hard. We're gonna fix this, yeah? 1495 01:03:18,302 --> 01:03:19,319 Fuck. 1496 01:03:22,339 --> 01:03:24,508 Can I come see the kids? 1497 01:03:24,519 --> 01:03:26,479 - They're asleep, Ken. - Just... I know. 1498 01:03:26,545 --> 01:03:28,991 Yeah. Well, I can... I can wait up for them. 1499 01:03:29,002 --> 01:03:30,507 I should be asleep, 1500 01:03:30,507 --> 01:03:32,384 but I... I can't. 1501 01:03:32,384 --> 01:03:34,511 Okay. I'll... I'll... I'll see you tomorrow. 1502 01:03:34,511 --> 01:03:36,347 I'll see you at the funeral, okay? 1503 01:03:47,290 --> 01:03:49,631 Some people just can't cut a deal, Fikret. 1504 01:03:55,261 --> 01:04:00,261 - Synced and corrected by naFraC - - www.MY-SUBS.com - 117256

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