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There he is! Get the guns ready!
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Kill him!
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Die, asshole!
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Damn it!
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Shit! Where is he?
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Where'd he go?
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Show yourself!
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You son of a bitch!
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There once was a legendary hit man.
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His name was...
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Taro Sakamoto.
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He was feared by every gangster,
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admired by every hit man.
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Until, one day...
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Hi! May I help you?
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He fell in love.
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He retired,
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got married,
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had a child,
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and...
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Sakamoto got fat.
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{\an8}THE LEGENDARY HIT MAN
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{\an8}SAKAMOTO'S
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This has to be it.
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I looked all over for you,
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Mr. Sakamoto.
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SAKAMOTO
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Hey Mister, watch this!
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If I can hit this target,
you have to give me a free juice box!
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Oh my, what are you doing?
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He's been coming a lot recently, huh?
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Yep.
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Oh, darn it!
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One more try!
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Mister, watch me get it this time!
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Oops!
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{\an8}CALLIGRAPHY INK
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Uh-oh.
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What the hell! You little brat!
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Look at my white pants!
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- Oh, no! Honey, what should we do?
- How dare you!
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Let me go!
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You're dead!
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Creepy fat-ass!
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Thank you, Mister...
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There, there, don't cry.
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There, there!
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Brilliant move.
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A pen into the lower jaw,
straight through the carotid artery.
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I could see it.
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It's been too long, Mr. Sakamoto.
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It's me, Shin the Psychic.
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{\an8}HIT MAN / PSYCHIC
SHIN
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Stop killing people in your mind!
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It's me, Shin!
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I used to work under you!
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So it was true, huh?
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You went straight
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- and started a mom-and-pop shop.
- Come on, let's go!
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SAKAMOTO'S
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Please come back, Mr. Sakamoto.
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You're too good.
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I mean, look at you now. That body!
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My days as a hit man are over.
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You used to be feared by every gangster.
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They called you "the legendary hit man."
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Why would you throw that all away?
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Delicious!
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You used to only eat field rations.
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Honestly, I can barely recognize you now.
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That... that speed!
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"Fat or not, I can kill you any day."
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Is that what he's telling me?
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Hi there, Mr. Sakamoto!
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Sorry to tear you away from your meal,
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but I've got a favor to ask.
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A favor from Mr. Sakamoto?
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Is he disguising as a civilian
to ask for a hit?
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This tree's gotten so tall,
I can't cut those branches.
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Can you get 'em, Mr. Sakamoto?
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Oh, looks great! You're amazing!
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Mr. Sakamoto,
my daughter won't eat her veggies.
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Yummy!
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We only have one ball to play with!
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Thank you!
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Are you the handyman for the whole town?!
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I get it now.
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You've done a good job
hiding your true identity.
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But I gotta say, Mr. Sakamoto,
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from where I'm standing,
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you just look ridiculous.
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I'll be back.
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You brat!
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It's been five years since I last saw him.
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He's let himself go in more ways than one.
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But...
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Damn, Mr. Sakamoto is awesome!
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Even with the extra weight,
he's still got that aura!
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If only! We could work! Together! Again!
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Don't look!
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BOSS
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Hello?
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Did you convince him?
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Well, no, but--
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So, you killed him, then?
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Boss.
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Come on, do we have to?
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Mr. Sakamoto's really fat now.
I don't think he'd cause any issues if--
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Shin.
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If someone disappears from the gang,
we make 'em disappear from the earth.
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That's the rule and Sakamoto broke it.
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We can't let him go.
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You know, Shin,
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if you can't get it done,
I can always send someone else!
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Stop complaining
or you'll be joining him in--
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Oh, shut up.
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Guess I have no choice...
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{\an8}TWO DAYS' WORTH OF VITAMINS
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If I don't do it, someone else will.
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So if he's gonna die either way...
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I... should be the one to do it.
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Hey, what kind of poop
do you think this is?
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Ew! That's gross!
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Oh! You're the boy from yesterday.
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Shin, right?
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You're back already?
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Look what I found!
I think it's alien poop!
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Sorry, kiddos.
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It's time for war.
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ROBBERY SUSPECTS STILL AT LARGE!
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Hi again, Mr. Sakamoto.
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I'm probably going to leave town today,
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so I thought I'd come by to say...
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goodbye!
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A cough drop?
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Damn it, I can't read his mind.
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Where is he?
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SOOTHING COUGH DROPS
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{\an8}CUSTARD CREAM PUFF
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Damn it! I gotta fix my stance and--
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Damn...
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What was I thinking...
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Dinner's almost ready!
Help me set the table.
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Okay!
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Hey, he's awake!
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Oh!
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Thank goodness.
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Where am I?
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The second floor above the shop.
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Why don't you join us for dinner?
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Huh?
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- Um...
- Do you want extra rice?
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Extra extra? Mega extra?
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A normal amount, please.
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- Let's eat!
- Let's eat!
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How did this happen?
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I tried to kill him...
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Wait, maybe this is poisoned!
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I've trained to withstand poison.
I'll be fine.
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So good...
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So warm!
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He's reacting just like you did back then.
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Same as Daddy!
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What is it?
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What is this feeling?
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I've never felt this way in
any of the jobs I've done.
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I get it now.
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Mr. Sakamoto...
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wants to protect these little moments
of everyday life.
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That's why he quit...
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SAKAMOTO'S
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Mr. Sakamoto,
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I...
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Thank you for dinner.
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THANK YOU! PLEASE COME AGAIN.
- SAKAMOTO'S
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I'm still no match
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for Mr. Sakamoto.
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What is it, Shin?
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What an embarrassment.
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You couldn't kill him, could you?
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Boss...
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What?
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Don't give me any excuses.
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Please let Mr. Sakamoto live!
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- How pathetic!
- What's wrong with you, Shin?
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Why?
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Why are you defending Sakamoto?
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He has people to go home to now.
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Sakamoto broke the rules of our world.
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He abandoned his responsibilities.
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So, we must kill him.
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Then hold me responsible.
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I'll die instead.
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So please, let Mr. Sakamoto go.
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Why are you doing this for him?
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I pointed my gun at someone I admired.
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This is my way of owning up.
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Fine.
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You die and I'll let Sakamoto live.
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Dumbass.
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As if I'd ever let that happen.
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Just die, you idiot.
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I heard that.
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I knew I couldn't expect much from you.
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Did he read my mind?
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Kill him!
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Bring it on.
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SAKAMOTO'S
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I'll blow his brains out!
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I can see everything from up here.
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Damn it!
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What are you doing? It's just one guy!
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It's like he knows what we're about to do.
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He's a psychic!
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If you get too close,
he'll read your mind.
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Keep your distance, surround him!
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This is my last mag.
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I gotta force my way out somehow.
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Damn it!
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I guess this is it...
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Mr. Sakamoto...
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Sakamoto?
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Kill him!
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Die!
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Son of a--
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Go to hell!
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Shit!
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Screw you!
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{\an8}WASTE
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What... just happened?
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You're dead!
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Don't try to take him on alone.
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We'll shoot together.
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Now!
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You... piece of shit!
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This is insane.
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It's him.
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The legendary hit man,
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Taro Sakamoto!
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Mr. Sakamoto, how'd you know I was here?
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What? A bug?
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Did you plant this last night?
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Nothing gets past you, does it?
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Mr. Sakamoto,
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I actually meant what I said.
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No matter the outcome,
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I was gonna leave town toda--
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SHIN
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An apron?
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Eight hundred yen an hour.
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For overtime...
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I'll pay extra.
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What?
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SAKAMOTO'S
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Mr. Sakamoto,
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could you not eat ramen right next to me?
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This is a brand-new shirt.
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{\an8}Plus, we're running out of ramen...
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{\an8}We're home!
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Oh, my!
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Shin, the apron looks great on you.
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Oh, does it?
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Lookin' dapper!
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Here you go, ma'am.
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Oh, how'd you know?
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This is just what I was looking for!
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Thank you, sweetie.
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He really is psychic!
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Hey! Come play with me!
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After my shift's over.
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Come on!
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Is that even fun?
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Well, I don't really know yet,
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but it beats my last job for sure.
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What'd you do at your last job?
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Tell him and I'll kill you.
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Well, you could say I was a cleaner!
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In a sense.
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Hurry up!
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