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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 2 00:00:07,920 --> 00:00:12,414 CAPRICE ITALIAN STYLE 3 00:01:13,240 --> 00:01:17,097 THE NURSEMAID 4 00:01:52,280 --> 00:01:54,225 Children! 5 00:01:57,520 --> 00:02:04,107 Are you doing something NOT GOOD? 6 00:02:04,480 --> 00:02:09,497 Are you reading comics? They're awful! 7 00:02:10,160 --> 00:02:12,708 Are these comics? 8 00:02:16,080 --> 00:02:18,025 "Diabolik"! 9 00:02:18,920 --> 00:02:20,865 "Satanik"! 10 00:02:22,520 --> 00:02:24,465 "Kriminal"! 11 00:02:25,200 --> 00:02:28,897 It's awful! It's really awful! 12 00:02:29,120 --> 00:02:32,863 Did you read this during my absence? 13 00:02:33,840 --> 00:02:36,707 I can barely restrain my pain. 14 00:02:36,720 --> 00:02:40,508 You shouldn't read these magazines... 15 00:02:40,520 --> 00:02:43,227 ...full of violence, immorality, fear and terror! 16 00:02:43,240 --> 00:02:46,027 This is NOT GOOD! Away! 17 00:02:47,040 --> 00:02:51,943 If you like to read or listen to stories... 18 00:02:51,960 --> 00:02:58,672 ...I, Trude, have some stories written by the good, old Perrault. 19 00:02:58,680 --> 00:03:02,946 Do you know Perrault? Come. 20 00:03:02,960 --> 00:03:05,702 - And Alessandro? - Alessandro, come here. 21 00:03:06,760 --> 00:03:11,072 Come and read these nice stories. 22 00:03:11,080 --> 00:03:13,947 - I threw it away. - Well done. 23 00:03:13,960 --> 00:03:17,589 Come and listen to this nice fairy tale... 24 00:03:17,600 --> 00:03:19,670 ...not those awful comics. 25 00:03:19,680 --> 00:03:24,185 Do you want me to read you the story of Little Red Riding Hood? 26 00:03:24,200 --> 00:03:28,307 - Yes. - Yes. - There's a wolf... 27 00:03:28,320 --> 00:03:33,713 ..with big ears who eats her old granny. 28 00:03:36,240 --> 00:03:39,664 Or the story of Little Tom Thumb. Do you know it? 29 00:03:39,680 --> 00:03:40,988 - I do. - I don't. 30 00:03:41,000 --> 00:03:45,187 Little Tom Thumb's father was a poor woodcutter... 31 00:03:45,200 --> 00:03:47,623 ...and they had nothing to eat. 32 00:03:47,640 --> 00:03:52,430 So, he and his wife decided to get rid of their children... 33 00:03:52,440 --> 00:03:56,501 ...in the black, black forest! 34 00:03:57,520 --> 00:04:01,183 During the night a storm breaks out. 35 00:04:01,200 --> 00:04:05,705 Lightning, thunder and wind! 36 00:04:10,120 --> 00:04:14,989 Little Tom Thumb and his brothers were very scared. 37 00:04:15,000 --> 00:04:21,428 They walk and walk and walk and come to a little house. 38 00:04:21,440 --> 00:04:23,544 Whose house was that? 39 00:04:24,360 --> 00:04:26,305 The ogre's! 40 00:04:27,680 --> 00:04:33,220 An ogre that used to butcher all the children and eat them. 41 00:04:34,680 --> 00:04:40,061 The ogre comes back home; he smells something strange, 42 00:04:41,120 --> 00:04:43,941 and he says: 43 00:04:45,040 --> 00:04:50,307 "I can smell little boys' fresh flesh!" 44 00:04:51,560 --> 00:04:58,511 Little Tom Thumb and his brothers hid under the sideboard. They started to tremble. 45 00:04:58,520 --> 00:05:00,738 Their teeth were chattering... 46 00:05:04,760 --> 00:05:06,899 ...out of fear. 47 00:05:07,040 --> 00:05:11,704 The ogre comes closer, he bends down... 48 00:05:12,960 --> 00:05:16,145 ...he draws a big knife... 49 00:05:17,280 --> 00:05:23,025 ...he reaches under the sideboard with his big hand... 50 00:05:23,040 --> 00:05:30,025 ...ready to butcher and eat the children, like chicken! 51 00:05:35,800 --> 00:05:41,306 Why are you crying? This is a nice story by Perrault! 52 00:06:03,920 --> 00:06:08,004 THE SUNDAY MONSTER 53 00:07:26,560 --> 00:07:31,350 - Your villa must be beautiful. - Yes, baby, you'll see. 54 00:07:31,360 --> 00:07:37,663 There's a small living room, a small kitchen... 55 00:07:37,680 --> 00:07:41,753 ...and a big, big bed; You can "WalloW" in it. 56 00:07:41,760 --> 00:07:45,662 That bed was made especially for "WALLOWING". 57 00:07:46,080 --> 00:07:48,025 Look out! 58 00:07:51,600 --> 00:07:53,511 Would you give us a can of gas? 59 00:07:53,520 --> 00:07:59,152 Yes, but only if you use it to set yourself on fire. 60 00:07:59,160 --> 00:08:04,143 - What have we done? - Nothing! 61 00:08:04,160 --> 00:08:10,713 Cut your hair, you're disgusting! we can't see if youre men or women! 62 00:08:10,720 --> 00:08:12,904 I'd kill you all! 63 00:08:12,920 --> 00:08:15,309 Gangway! 64 00:08:15,320 --> 00:08:21,862 - Where are you going? You're crazy! - You scoundrel! 65 00:08:25,520 --> 00:08:28,671 - You could have run them over! - That's what I wanted to do! 66 00:08:28,680 --> 00:08:33,617 Hippies are just beetles and I'm used to crushing beetles! 67 00:08:34,480 --> 00:08:38,587 No, beetles are bugs, "beats" means something else. 68 00:08:38,600 --> 00:08:44,425 They're all bugs to me, dirty and gross... 69 00:08:44,440 --> 00:08:48,262 ...and I'll crush them as I crush beetles. 70 00:08:53,080 --> 00:08:57,028 Help! Stop! 71 00:09:01,880 --> 00:09:05,589 - It's time to have some fun! - He deserves it! 72 00:09:05,600 --> 00:09:07,739 Do you need anything? 73 00:09:31,040 --> 00:09:37,434 You left me alone like an idiot to stay with those two "creatures". 74 00:09:37,440 --> 00:09:40,512 - What's wrong with that? - It's bad! 75 00:09:40,520 --> 00:09:45,628 You'd rather stay with them and I cut my hair twice a week. 76 00:09:45,640 --> 00:09:48,347 We just sang together! 77 00:09:48,360 --> 00:09:52,433 - How much do you want for giving us a ride? - Are you kidding? 78 00:09:52,440 --> 00:09:57,992 - Thanks, then.. - No, we have to thank you for inviting us to eat. 79 00:09:58,000 --> 00:10:02,858 But... Just a second... You, "creatures"! 80 00:10:03,360 --> 00:10:08,388 Just a second, stop everybody! Stop! 81 00:10:08,400 --> 00:10:13,030 I'd like to know who invited you to eat. 82 00:10:13,040 --> 00:10:14,985 Your little nephew. 83 00:10:16,720 --> 00:10:22,829 My nephew! What in the world were you thinking, inviting these "creatures"? 84 00:10:22,840 --> 00:10:27,072 It's noon; Joe and Ringo have to eat. 85 00:10:27,080 --> 00:10:32,552 At noon Joe and Ringo have to eat at my house? 86 00:10:32,560 --> 00:10:37,953 Come on, they've been very kind, don't be so grumpy. 87 00:10:37,960 --> 00:10:43,353 I won't let those two bums inside my house - no offense! 88 00:10:43,360 --> 00:10:50,027 Absolutely not! They will have to step on my corpse first! 89 00:10:55,640 --> 00:10:59,269 Stop! It's in your interest, stop! 90 00:10:59,280 --> 00:11:04,434 - What are you doing? - He can't go around carrying all those bugs: 91 00:11:04,440 --> 00:11:07,830 Fleas, mice, cockroaches, beetles... My God! 92 00:11:07,840 --> 00:11:13,187 - Enough! - This is what you need to get rid of them. 93 00:11:13,200 --> 00:11:17,261 I'm setting you free. I'm going to find the other one now. 94 00:11:18,600 --> 00:11:20,625 Where's that scoundrel? 95 00:11:20,640 --> 00:11:23,780 Where are you? Damn bum! 96 00:11:25,560 --> 00:11:28,188 What are you doing with those records? 97 00:11:28,200 --> 00:11:30,873 - Are you crazy? - Why, are these records? 98 00:11:30,880 --> 00:11:34,589 What are they? Trash? Crap? You tell me. 99 00:11:34,600 --> 00:11:39,913 This stuff is useless. Verdi, Bach, Beethoven... 100 00:11:39,920 --> 00:11:43,913 Beethoven, Verdi, Bach - that's all rubbish to you? 101 00:11:43,920 --> 00:11:47,708 - I'll smash your head! - This stuff is useless with women. 102 00:11:47,720 --> 00:11:50,109 What do women have to do with records? 103 00:11:50,120 --> 00:11:55,183 - What did you use to do with women? - What did we use to do? 104 00:11:57,080 --> 00:11:59,992 Send me your sister, I'll explain it to her! 105 00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:02,594 Isn't your nephew enough? 106 00:12:02,600 --> 00:12:06,434 First of all, that's not my nephew, she's... 107 00:12:06,440 --> 00:12:09,910 You need music to create the right mood with women. 108 00:12:09,920 --> 00:12:12,229 Do you play "La Traviata" for your nephew? 109 00:12:12,240 --> 00:12:15,710 And what would you play, a military march? 110 00:12:15,720 --> 00:12:22,831 You're making me laugh! You want to teach me how to conquer women! 111 00:12:22,840 --> 00:12:26,025 Me! I have 50 years of service! 112 00:12:26,040 --> 00:12:31,307 Honored service; I even earned a Medal of Honor! 113 00:12:31,320 --> 00:12:37,384 Here comes the hippie and he wants to be the teacher! Get out of here! 114 00:12:38,240 --> 00:12:43,303 As you wish, but you need our music to get the girls excited! 115 00:12:50,800 --> 00:12:52,745 Enough! 116 00:12:56,760 --> 00:12:57,863 That's enough! 117 00:12:57,880 --> 00:13:01,714 - Ringo. - What is it? - It's ready! 118 00:13:01,720 --> 00:13:04,223 Spaghetti, made by my own hands. 119 00:13:04,240 --> 00:13:07,869 Are you crazy? All this stuff? Are you starving? 120 00:13:07,880 --> 00:13:10,110 A little bit for everyone. 121 00:13:10,120 --> 00:13:13,829 - This would be enough for an army. - They're coming. 122 00:13:13,840 --> 00:13:17,105 - Who, the soldiers? - Here they are. 123 00:13:27,680 --> 00:13:32,105 - Where are these Neanderthals coming from? - Rome; they're always ready to eat for free. 124 00:13:32,120 --> 00:13:37,467 - Who told them they could eat here? - I did. I called them. 125 00:13:37,480 --> 00:13:41,428 I feel like punching you! 126 00:15:20,080 --> 00:15:25,871 Damned hippies! Striking you here would be too dangerous! 127 00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:32,291 I'll outsmart you and strike you elsewhere! 128 00:16:17,120 --> 00:16:23,343 Kid, as I told you, life is life and it's meant for the living. 129 00:16:23,360 --> 00:16:28,218 On the contrary, death is death and it's meant for the dead. 130 00:16:29,920 --> 00:16:33,265 - Were you close to anyone who's dead? - No. - Too bad. 131 00:16:33,280 --> 00:16:35,225 Why? 132 00:16:35,400 --> 00:16:40,144 I would have offered you many. 133 00:16:40,160 --> 00:16:42,628 - Many what? - Condolences. 134 00:16:42,640 --> 00:16:48,112 - You haven't been to confession for a long time, have you? - That's right. 135 00:16:48,120 --> 00:16:50,827 I don't want to hear it! 136 00:16:52,560 --> 00:16:57,111 - Would you like to cleanse your soul and your head! - Yes. 137 00:16:57,120 --> 00:17:00,339 Come with me, son, I'll cleanse you. 138 00:17:12,240 --> 00:17:15,596 Another hippie missing. The series of mysterious disappearances of "beatniks" continues. 139 00:17:15,640 --> 00:17:18,723 Official police bulletin: the crime perpetrator is a MONSTER. 140 00:17:53,400 --> 00:17:55,345 There! 141 00:17:55,680 --> 00:17:57,625 May I? 142 00:18:01,800 --> 00:18:03,745 It's marble! 143 00:18:09,320 --> 00:18:12,380 - Are you foreigners? - No, we are from Rome. - Too bad! 144 00:18:14,040 --> 00:18:17,430 - Do you have a car? - No. - I do. 145 00:18:17,440 --> 00:18:23,106 It's very small, but it's like a big living room. 146 00:18:23,960 --> 00:18:25,905 Follow me. 147 00:18:29,640 --> 00:18:31,665 Follow me. 148 00:18:32,400 --> 00:18:36,018 Two more HIPPIES missing. 149 00:18:37,520 --> 00:18:41,104 - Chief, please tell us... - Just a moment! 150 00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:43,463 You journalists are too demanding! 151 00:18:43,480 --> 00:18:47,143 I can't promise you he'll be arrested tomorrow, but we're making progress. 152 00:18:47,160 --> 00:18:50,391 - Have you found out who he is? - Not yet. 153 00:18:50,400 --> 00:18:56,828 But certeinly he's a sadist, a sexual maniac. 154 00:19:26,960 --> 00:19:28,905 Hey handsome. 155 00:19:29,360 --> 00:19:31,225 You, black-haired beauty! 156 00:19:32,440 --> 00:19:34,749 - Who, me? - Yes. 157 00:19:34,760 --> 00:19:38,389 - Did you call me? - No. 158 00:19:38,400 --> 00:19:40,903 No? I thought you did! 159 00:19:40,920 --> 00:19:44,617 - You thinked wrong. - "Thinked"! How funny! 160 00:19:46,880 --> 00:19:52,671 - What beautiful hair! Is it real? - Sure. 161 00:19:52,680 --> 00:19:56,025 I thought it was a wig! 162 00:19:56,040 --> 00:19:59,589 - No. - And who styles it? 163 00:19:59,600 --> 00:20:02,467 - I do it myself. - Really? 164 00:20:02,480 --> 00:20:05,984 Why don't you come to my barb... hairdresser, Alfonso? 165 00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:11,267 He's great.. Is it far? - No, it's very close, at my house. 166 00:20:11,280 --> 00:20:15,114 Come with me, I'll tell him to give you a discount. 167 00:20:15,120 --> 00:20:19,580 - Don't tremble.. I'm not trembling. - Honey, are you single? 168 00:20:24,920 --> 00:20:29,687 Four more victims of the monster. Four hippies mysteriously missing. 169 00:20:30,200 --> 00:20:34,113 Attention: the sadistic criminal is believed to disguise himself in various baffling ways. 170 00:20:34,160 --> 00:20:35,912 He could be anyone! 171 00:21:05,920 --> 00:21:09,230 - Do you like bagpipes? - Yes, why? 172 00:21:09,240 --> 00:21:13,904 If you want to learn how to play, I'll teach you. 173 00:21:14,600 --> 00:21:16,989 Come to my house, everybody, 174 00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:22,142 I'll give some lessons to each of you. 175 00:21:23,880 --> 00:21:26,508 - I'd like to go. - Yes, let's go. 176 00:21:28,080 --> 00:21:31,026 He's the monster! Run! 177 00:21:31,040 --> 00:21:35,306 Son of a whore, come back! 178 00:21:35,440 --> 00:21:39,979 You hippie, you figured everything out! 179 00:21:48,560 --> 00:21:53,145 Excellency, we got him! He's here in front of me. 180 00:21:53,160 --> 00:21:54,991 What does he look like? 181 00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:57,309 Like a monster. 182 00:21:57,320 --> 00:22:02,030 At your command. We'll make him confess. 183 00:22:02,040 --> 00:22:05,191 - You'll see! - No attorney in Italy will be able to get you out. 184 00:22:05,200 --> 00:22:08,465 I'll call Perry Mason. 185 00:22:08,480 --> 00:22:13,144 Silence, you criminal! Are you trying to deny it? 186 00:22:13,160 --> 00:22:16,664 - I'm not. - So it was you! - Yes. - He confessed! 187 00:22:16,680 --> 00:22:20,150 - When did he confess? - Right now! - I didn't hear. 188 00:22:20,160 --> 00:22:23,232 - Can you repeat it? - Should I write the transcript? - Yes. 189 00:22:23,240 --> 00:22:27,700 - Just a moment. First the victims... - The victims? 190 00:22:28,800 --> 00:22:33,703 - There's the monster! - It's him! Murderer! 191 00:22:45,520 --> 00:22:48,751 - Where are we going? - Take the Salaria route; I'll explain everything. 192 00:22:48,760 --> 00:22:51,706 - You must give us many explanations. - As many as you want! 193 00:23:08,560 --> 00:23:10,505 Go. 194 00:23:16,920 --> 00:23:20,708 He told us about a ditch, but this is a hut! 195 00:23:20,720 --> 00:23:23,700 He wanted to mislead the law! 196 00:23:37,040 --> 00:23:40,271 - Where are the corpses? There. - But they are alive! 197 00:23:40,280 --> 00:23:42,783 It was him! 198 00:23:42,800 --> 00:23:46,463 - What are you doing here? - We fainted and woke up in a ditch... 199 00:23:46,480 --> 00:23:49,108 ...and we hid here. - So you didn't kill them! 200 00:23:49,120 --> 00:23:51,987 I'm no murderer! 201 00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:57,506 I just want to punish this kind of behavior. 202 00:23:57,520 --> 00:24:00,466 I enticed them, I brought them to my house, 203 00:24:00,480 --> 00:24:06,578 I gave them chloroform and then I shaved their heads! 204 00:24:08,520 --> 00:24:11,512 I held the scissors and the shaving tool... 205 00:24:11,520 --> 00:24:14,273 ...like the crusaders held their swords. 206 00:24:14,280 --> 00:24:17,306 They should call me a crusader. 207 00:24:17,320 --> 00:24:20,983 I'm the "Richard the Lionheart" of hippies! 208 00:24:22,200 --> 00:24:28,992 What I enjoy the most is plucking them like chickens. 209 00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:32,072 I go into raptures over that! 210 00:24:32,080 --> 00:24:37,939 Chief, I confess my weakness, it's a pleasure for me. 211 00:24:39,240 --> 00:24:40,912 That's all. 212 00:24:40,920 --> 00:24:44,185 "That's all"! But that's a crime! 213 00:24:44,200 --> 00:24:47,590 - He's right! - He must be condemned. 214 00:24:47,600 --> 00:24:49,830 Go back home. 215 00:24:49,840 --> 00:24:56,541 No. Not until our hair grows back; we feel ashamed. 216 00:24:57,000 --> 00:25:02,347 You haven't killed anybody, but I'll report you to the judicial authority. 217 00:25:02,360 --> 00:25:07,593 Is there a law that forbids cutting the hippies hair? 218 00:25:07,600 --> 00:25:12,788 - I don't know... - Well... - There must be. - Sure! 219 00:25:12,800 --> 00:25:16,907 The law is the law! And it protects individual freedom. 220 00:25:16,920 --> 00:25:22,108 Everybody can grow his hair as he wishes and you cannot interfere. 221 00:25:22,120 --> 00:25:27,023 You have perpetrated a crime, a serious crime... What kind of crime? 222 00:25:27,040 --> 00:25:29,031 - I didn't study. - I know. 223 00:25:29,040 --> 00:25:31,224 Practising the profession of barber illegally. 224 00:25:31,240 --> 00:25:37,270 No, you have perpetrated a much more serious crime... 225 00:25:37,280 --> 00:25:40,909 - You... Look in the code. - At once. 226 00:25:44,880 --> 00:25:47,747 Hello? Yes, police station. 227 00:25:47,760 --> 00:25:53,187 - No, the chief is out. - What are you saying? 228 00:25:53,200 --> 00:25:55,668 - The usual hassles. - Hello? 229 00:25:55,680 --> 00:26:00,071 - It must be the mortuary. - Nonsense! Oh, it's you! 230 00:26:00,080 --> 00:26:03,345 - It's my wife. - Greetings, madam. 231 00:26:03,360 --> 00:26:07,512 Don't answer, dear. Did you have a nice trip? 232 00:26:07,520 --> 00:26:12,913 Yes, but I put my keys in my brown purse... 233 00:26:12,920 --> 00:26:16,788 ...which is inside my suitcase and the suitcase is coming by train. 234 00:26:16,800 --> 00:26:19,348 So I'm stuck outside. 235 00:26:19,360 --> 00:26:24,548 - So you don't have the keys? - No, you'll have to give me yours. 236 00:26:24,560 --> 00:26:27,028 I sent Gianluigi to fetch them from you. 237 00:26:27,040 --> 00:26:31,431 Very well! I'll give them to Gianluigi. By the way, did he study? 238 00:26:31,440 --> 00:26:35,388 - I bet he hasn't touched a book in three months! - Hi, dad. 239 00:26:35,400 --> 00:26:37,152 He's here. Bye, dear. 240 00:26:37,160 --> 00:26:40,140 - Chief, your daughter's here. - You mean my son! 241 00:26:44,280 --> 00:26:48,432 - What have you done? Don't react like mom, that cave woman. 242 00:26:48,440 --> 00:26:51,227 - What did you call her? - A cave woman. 243 00:26:51,240 --> 00:26:54,585 You can't understand, you're just old crocks. 244 00:26:54,600 --> 00:26:56,545 Did you hear that? 245 00:26:58,120 --> 00:27:00,065 Chief. 246 00:27:01,360 --> 00:27:03,305 Yes? 247 00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:09,584 Law section 537! We'll thrash the monster! 248 00:27:09,600 --> 00:27:13,104 - Who? - The monster. - There is no monster! 249 00:27:13,120 --> 00:27:16,465 - There are things much more important than that, get out. - Get out! 250 00:27:16,960 --> 00:27:22,068 My dear friend! Gianluigi, these are the keys to the house. 251 00:27:22,080 --> 00:27:26,232 This gentleman here is a very dear friend of mine! 252 00:27:26,240 --> 00:27:31,177 - Give him a ride. Do you have your car? - I have a "bomb"! 253 00:27:32,080 --> 00:27:35,902 - If you'll allow me, I'll take my briefcase. - Sure. - It's useful! 254 00:27:36,840 --> 00:27:39,138 - Shall we go, kid? - Go, go! 255 00:27:39,640 --> 00:27:42,620 - Goodbye. Goodbye and thank you! - You're welcome! 256 00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:46,265 Greetings to the cave woman. 257 00:27:49,760 --> 00:27:53,344 Eat. Don't make that long face; it will grow back soon. 258 00:27:53,360 --> 00:27:57,945 You're young, your hair will come back! Eat your fruit. 259 00:27:59,120 --> 00:28:02,317 Secret agent K07 Licence to shave 260 00:28:21,640 --> 00:28:25,633 Return to the city from the week-end... Why? 261 00:28:25,640 --> 00:28:28,586 is proceeding neatly and slowly. The police are using helicopters... 262 00:28:28,600 --> 00:28:33,025 ...to make sure that the flow of this impressive number of cars... 263 00:28:33,040 --> 00:28:36,271 ...takes place in accordance with the Highway Code... 264 00:28:36,280 --> 00:28:39,511 ...and with correct driving etiquette. 265 00:28:42,120 --> 00:28:48,741 If we go on like this, it'll be tomorrow morning by the time we get there! 266 00:28:52,360 --> 00:28:56,660 Hey blondie, no passing on the right! 267 00:28:57,840 --> 00:29:01,742 I'm sorry, Che Guevara! I didn't recognize you! 268 00:29:01,880 --> 00:29:03,825 Look how they drive around! 269 00:29:09,320 --> 00:29:12,153 Even the biker is going faster than you! 270 00:29:12,160 --> 00:29:17,348 Come on, kid! Push that holy foot of yours on the gas! 271 00:29:18,880 --> 00:29:24,864 Screech your tires! Faster! Even an aircraft carrier could fit in there! 272 00:29:24,880 --> 00:29:30,785 - Where? - Here, there! Come on, faster! 273 00:29:30,800 --> 00:29:34,713 Is it a Ferrari or a milk truck? 274 00:29:34,720 --> 00:29:39,305 If those idiots hadn't suspended my driving license... 275 00:29:39,320 --> 00:29:43,268 ...I would show you how to get out of this jam! 276 00:29:46,480 --> 00:29:48,983 Come on! Move! 277 00:29:52,680 --> 00:29:56,673 - Are you moving or not? - That one too! 278 00:29:56,680 --> 00:30:00,104 What a wimp! I can't bear it any more! It's as hot as hell! 279 00:30:00,120 --> 00:30:02,065 It's too hot! 280 00:30:06,520 --> 00:30:10,945 - You idiot! Did you see what she did? Good-for-nothing! 281 00:30:12,120 --> 00:30:18,150 Never mind! Look: speed limit of 50 kilometers! 282 00:30:18,160 --> 00:30:23,473 Not 5, you idiot! Take your chance now! 283 00:30:23,480 --> 00:30:28,713 Make him move! There's enough room! Now's the right time! 284 00:30:28,720 --> 00:30:32,429 Push on the gas and let's go! 285 00:30:32,440 --> 00:30:37,594 - What are you waiting for? - Hey! Watch out! 286 00:30:37,600 --> 00:30:39,545 Here! 287 00:30:41,120 --> 00:30:47,309 What is that old geezer doing? Are you going to let him beat you? 288 00:30:47,320 --> 00:30:50,266 Good job, I'll clap my hands for you! 289 00:30:50,440 --> 00:30:56,185 Operation Cinquecento! Get closer, come on! 290 00:30:56,200 --> 00:31:00,432 You're so dumb! You'll see, he'll get out of the way! Come on, idiot! 291 00:31:00,440 --> 00:31:04,262 What are you doing! Are you doing it on purpose? 292 00:31:07,040 --> 00:31:08,985 Right! 293 00:31:10,320 --> 00:31:15,189 Damn criminal! See what you made me do! 294 00:31:15,200 --> 00:31:19,785 Unbelievable - the people you meet nowadays! 295 00:31:19,800 --> 00:31:24,988 Are you going to let this retard offend you? 296 00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:27,912 - Move, old geezer! - Scoundrel! 297 00:31:27,920 --> 00:31:30,548 Come on, do something! Defend yourself! 298 00:31:30,560 --> 00:31:32,585 What are you doing? 299 00:31:33,880 --> 00:31:35,825 What have you done, you idiot? 300 00:31:39,920 --> 00:31:49,465 CRYING ASSAILANT'S FIANCEE ASKS HERSELF: "WHY"? 301 00:31:52,560 --> 00:31:56,587 May I be damned... 302 00:31:57,440 --> 00:32:04,539 if I don't love you. 303 00:32:05,600 --> 00:32:09,422 And if it wasn't true... 304 00:32:09,840 --> 00:32:18,418 I wouldn't understand anything any more. 305 00:32:18,840 --> 00:32:24,187 All my mad love... 306 00:32:25,480 --> 00:32:28,222 ...is blown by the wind... 307 00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:31,833 ...is blown by the wind. 308 00:32:31,840 --> 00:32:35,344 - How happy I am! - Lucky you! 309 00:32:35,800 --> 00:32:39,145 - How nice he is! - Why am I so happy? 310 00:32:39,160 --> 00:32:42,311 - Because you've been born! - What does that mean? 311 00:32:42,320 --> 00:32:45,107 - It means you exist. - Ah! 312 00:32:45,360 --> 00:32:51,549 Ah, the delicate and sweet perfume... 313 00:32:51,560 --> 00:32:55,621 ...of a grass giving you pangs... 314 00:32:56,880 --> 00:32:59,633 - Who is he? - The "garbage collector". He's singing. 315 00:32:59,640 --> 00:33:02,382 The garbage collector? What does he do? 316 00:33:02,520 --> 00:33:05,273 He's someone who comes and goes. 317 00:33:05,280 --> 00:33:08,306 He comes, takes away the dead and leaves. 318 00:33:12,880 --> 00:33:18,068 All my mad love... 319 00:33:19,360 --> 00:33:21,988 ...is blown by the wind... 320 00:33:22,880 --> 00:33:28,500 ...is blown by the wind... like this. WHAT ARE CLOUDS? 321 00:33:39,320 --> 00:33:42,699 Now I'll show you how I'm going to cheat him! 322 00:33:45,200 --> 00:33:49,546 Ah! You don't believe I hate Othello! 323 00:33:49,800 --> 00:33:54,112 You don't believe me, do you? You know what he is to me? 324 00:33:54,120 --> 00:33:57,271 It's something stuck here. Right on my chest. 325 00:33:57,280 --> 00:33:59,783 What has Othello the Moor done to you? 326 00:33:59,800 --> 00:34:04,430 What has he done? You dare ask what he's done to me? 327 00:34:04,440 --> 00:34:08,991 - He's appointed Cassio as lieutenant instead of me. - Who? - Cassio! 328 00:34:09,000 --> 00:34:10,911 That pile of rubbish! 329 00:34:10,920 --> 00:34:13,343 The one that puts his perfume on like an old whore, 330 00:34:13,360 --> 00:34:15,863 And brushes his teeth four times a day! 331 00:34:15,880 --> 00:34:19,270 But you are his servant, his trustworthy assistant! 332 00:34:19,280 --> 00:34:22,784 Sure, I'll serve him alright! 333 00:34:22,800 --> 00:34:25,553 I want to see him dead, that damned Moor! 334 00:34:28,560 --> 00:34:32,394 Are you sure I'll get laid with Desdemona... 335 00:34:32,400 --> 00:34:34,994 ...the woman that damned nigger has married? 336 00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:38,902 You poor unaware man, you're already in bed with Desdemona. 337 00:34:39,520 --> 00:34:41,226 You're already stripping her down. 338 00:34:41,240 --> 00:34:45,904 - But you have to keep our deal. Everything I told you. - Yes. 339 00:34:45,920 --> 00:34:47,865 And not a word to anyone! 340 00:34:50,040 --> 00:34:54,306 So, Iago and Roderigo were secretly plotting... 341 00:34:54,320 --> 00:34:58,347 ...against the innocent happiness of Othello and Desdemona when... 342 00:34:58,360 --> 00:35:02,831 Othello! Othello, my Lord! 343 00:35:02,840 --> 00:35:05,388 There he is! 344 00:35:05,400 --> 00:35:09,143 The Doge [Duke of Venice] has sent me: the Turks have set sail for Cyprus. 345 00:35:09,160 --> 00:35:11,469 It's war! 346 00:35:11,480 --> 00:35:14,267 Othello, my Lord... 347 00:35:14,280 --> 00:35:17,909 ...the Doge is asking you to take command of the Fleet... 348 00:35:17,920 --> 00:35:21,993 ...and leave tomorrow for Cyprus, to defend it from the Turks. 349 00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:24,343 Well, Cassio, let's go and make war. 350 00:35:24,360 --> 00:35:28,069 Now we need some sleep; tomorrow we have to get up early. 351 00:35:28,080 --> 00:35:33,712 What a nerve these Turks have! We'll make them regret it! 352 00:35:36,320 --> 00:35:39,426 You promised I'd already be in bed with Desdemona. 353 00:35:39,440 --> 00:35:42,864 - Sure, I'll keep my promise. - How? 354 00:35:42,880 --> 00:35:44,791 - Come with us to Cyprus. - To Cyprus? 355 00:35:44,800 --> 00:35:49,305 Bed habits are expensive! Take lots of money with you! 356 00:35:49,320 --> 00:35:52,744 - How much? - Lots. Lots of money! 357 00:35:52,760 --> 00:35:57,788 Lots! Lots! Lots! Many, many - lots! 358 00:35:57,800 --> 00:35:59,791 A mountain of money! 359 00:36:04,960 --> 00:36:09,351 We are in Cyprus. A storm has wrecked the Turks' fleet. 360 00:36:09,360 --> 00:36:12,545 You can't even smell the Turks' stink any more. 361 00:36:12,560 --> 00:36:15,620 What has destiny decided? 362 00:37:18,800 --> 00:37:20,791 My beloved Lord. 363 00:37:20,800 --> 00:37:24,622 Right, beloved! Let's go make love! 364 00:37:29,120 --> 00:37:33,466 - Those perverts! Perverts, my butt! I wish I were in that bed! 365 00:37:35,440 --> 00:37:37,385 I have an idea! 366 00:37:38,080 --> 00:37:40,787 Cassio! Cassio! 367 00:37:40,800 --> 00:37:43,792 - What are you saying? - You see this? 368 00:37:43,800 --> 00:37:48,112 This is a stone! And we'll kill two birds with this stone! 369 00:37:48,120 --> 00:37:52,033 How long do you think Desdemona's love for Othello will last? 370 00:37:52,040 --> 00:37:55,464 That dirty, stinky nigger. 371 00:37:55,480 --> 00:37:57,823 He's black everywhere, you know? I saw him! 372 00:37:57,840 --> 00:38:02,550 While Cassio is young, handsome, blond, clean and passionate! 373 00:38:02,560 --> 00:38:06,667 He's passionate and she's passionate! Don't you think something will happen... 374 00:38:08,520 --> 00:38:10,465 A "crash"! 375 00:38:11,040 --> 00:38:15,386 I'll make Othello so jealous... 376 00:38:15,400 --> 00:38:18,267 ...he'll start banging his head against the wall! 377 00:38:18,280 --> 00:38:21,545 You have to disguise yourself in such a way that nobody recognizes you... 378 00:38:21,560 --> 00:38:24,870 ...then you go to Cassio. That pure soul. 379 00:38:24,880 --> 00:38:26,825 You arouse him, you incite him... 380 00:38:26,840 --> 00:38:31,425 ...you offend him in such a way that he'll do something he shouldn't! 381 00:38:42,560 --> 00:38:45,711 Gee, Iago, and I thought you were a nice person! 382 00:38:45,720 --> 00:38:49,588 So nice, so generous! Such a kind person! And instead... 383 00:38:49,800 --> 00:38:52,621 ...you're so mean! Why? 384 00:38:54,560 --> 00:38:57,552 Anyway, you're not the only one. I'm disgusting too. 385 00:38:57,560 --> 00:39:00,666 Why are we so different from how we believe we are? 386 00:39:00,680 --> 00:39:02,739 Oh, my son! 387 00:39:03,120 --> 00:39:06,624 We're in a dream inside a dream. 388 00:39:12,840 --> 00:39:17,743 Meanwhile, Cassio was having an affair with a certain Bianca. 389 00:39:38,160 --> 00:39:41,903 Scoundrel! You're threatening our women! 390 00:39:41,920 --> 00:39:45,151 En garde, you dog! 391 00:39:45,160 --> 00:39:47,264 You rude pig! En garde! 392 00:39:56,800 --> 00:40:01,863 - What's going on? - He's threatening the honor of our women, Governor. 393 00:40:01,880 --> 00:40:03,507 - Scandal! - Scandal! 394 00:40:03,520 --> 00:40:06,512 Shame on you, my lieutenant! Shame on you! 395 00:40:06,520 --> 00:40:10,149 My Lord, these scoundrels have attacked me! 396 00:40:10,160 --> 00:40:13,061 Sir Othello, where's the fault? 397 00:40:13,160 --> 00:40:17,551 Cassio is young and handsome, "turn a blind eye". 398 00:40:17,560 --> 00:40:19,903 No, he's made a mistake and he must pay! 399 00:40:19,920 --> 00:40:23,742 He will have to be lieutenant somewhere else! 400 00:40:24,600 --> 00:40:26,227 Good night! 401 00:40:27,080 --> 00:40:29,753 At least I have you, Iago, my only and honest friend. 402 00:40:29,760 --> 00:40:32,183 You are good, kind and generous. 403 00:40:32,200 --> 00:40:37,308 You think everybody's like you, but that's not true. Let's go, honest Iago. 404 00:40:43,320 --> 00:40:48,257 - Poor Cassio! So you're unemployed now! Yes! 405 00:40:49,080 --> 00:40:53,949 Mrs. Desdemona, please speak with your husband: put a good word in for me. 406 00:40:53,960 --> 00:40:56,872 I'm sure he won't say no to you! 407 00:40:56,880 --> 00:41:00,304 Please, I'm in your hands! 408 00:41:00,320 --> 00:41:03,471 Yes! Yes! I really want to do this good deed! 409 00:41:03,480 --> 00:41:06,552 Furthermore, you're so young and nice! 410 00:41:06,560 --> 00:41:08,664 Yes! With all my heart! 411 00:41:09,720 --> 00:41:13,554 Your husband is coming! It's better if he doesn't see me! 412 00:41:13,560 --> 00:41:15,824 I'm leaving! Goodbye, Desdemona! 413 00:41:15,840 --> 00:41:19,503 - Remember, I'm in your hands! - Goodbye! Goodbye! 414 00:41:19,760 --> 00:41:24,629 I have no cups, nor goblets, nor glasses... 415 00:41:24,640 --> 00:41:26,585 There is something... 416 00:41:27,920 --> 00:41:29,911 ...fishy about all this. 417 00:41:29,920 --> 00:41:33,788 Wasn't it Cassio, talking to Desdemona? 418 00:41:33,800 --> 00:41:37,463 What the eye doesn't see the heart doesn't grieve. 419 00:41:37,480 --> 00:41:42,144 My Lord! Please make me happy! 420 00:41:42,160 --> 00:41:46,347 - Tell me. I'd do anything for you. - Really? Swear it! 421 00:41:46,480 --> 00:41:50,826 - Yes, I swear. - Poor Cassio, let him come back to his position! 422 00:41:50,840 --> 00:41:52,785 - Cassio? - Yes. 423 00:41:52,920 --> 00:41:54,990 It was Cassio. It was Cassio! 424 00:41:55,000 --> 00:41:58,788 So, will you forgive him? You will let him come back, won't you? 425 00:41:58,800 --> 00:42:01,792 - Yes, I said yes, that's enough, isn't it? - Thank you! 426 00:42:01,800 --> 00:42:04,780 Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! 427 00:42:06,160 --> 00:42:09,220 - I wonder! - Why "I wonder""? 428 00:42:11,320 --> 00:42:13,550 What are you thinking about? 429 00:42:13,560 --> 00:42:15,187 Well... 430 00:42:15,200 --> 00:42:19,068 Sure... It's not Cassio's fault! 431 00:42:19,760 --> 00:42:22,866 He's young, handsome... 432 00:42:23,640 --> 00:42:30,068 ...white-skinned... who would have thought Desdemona... 433 00:42:30,080 --> 00:42:35,586 - What? Don't get mad! You're turning black! Are you going to eat me? 434 00:42:35,600 --> 00:42:38,353 What do you mean about Desdemona? 435 00:42:38,360 --> 00:42:41,944 I meant Desdemona is just like all the others. 436 00:42:41,960 --> 00:42:44,383 Desdemona is like all the others? 437 00:42:44,400 --> 00:42:48,632 Yes, sure. Now that I've told you, my conscience is clear. 438 00:42:48,640 --> 00:42:52,383 If it's true, I'm going to gut her! I'll wring her neck like a chicken's! 439 00:42:52,400 --> 00:42:55,472 - Unfortunately, it's true. - How do you know? 440 00:42:55,480 --> 00:43:00,349 How do I know? Come with me tonight and I'll provide evidence... 441 00:43:00,360 --> 00:43:04,626 ...that what I have said is the gospel truth, my Lord. 442 00:43:04,640 --> 00:43:10,226 My darling, my little pumpkin, what have you done! I'm going to kill you! 443 00:43:11,160 --> 00:43:13,105 God, I'm going to kill you! 444 00:43:14,280 --> 00:43:17,113 Goodbye, honest Iago, my only friend! 445 00:43:17,120 --> 00:43:19,065 I'll see you tonight. 446 00:43:21,080 --> 00:43:23,674 You see this nice handkerchief? 447 00:43:23,680 --> 00:43:26,308 Do you like this nice handkerchief? 448 00:43:26,640 --> 00:43:29,347 - What a lovely present for Cassio! - For Cassio? 449 00:43:29,360 --> 00:43:34,218 Yes! Go give it to him, tonight it must be in his hands. 450 00:43:36,120 --> 00:43:40,193 "Goodbye, honest Iago, my faithful friend!" 451 00:43:40,200 --> 00:43:42,145 "I trust you alone!" 452 00:43:42,920 --> 00:43:44,865 He trusts only me! 453 00:43:59,760 --> 00:44:03,628 My dear Cassio, these are hard times for lieutenants. 454 00:44:03,640 --> 00:44:06,108 Right, don't even talk about it! 455 00:44:06,120 --> 00:44:09,385 Sure, if it depended on Bianca... 456 00:44:09,400 --> 00:44:13,473 ...instead of Desdemona, things would be different! 457 00:44:16,720 --> 00:44:21,703 Sure, that girl has a big crush on you, hasn't she? 458 00:44:21,720 --> 00:44:23,665 Well, I don't want to boast... 459 00:44:24,440 --> 00:44:28,103 - Listen... is it true what they say? - What do they say? 460 00:44:28,120 --> 00:44:32,978 That she hangs on you like a leech, day and night? 461 00:44:33,880 --> 00:44:38,021 Poor deluded girl! 462 00:44:39,280 --> 00:44:43,580 - How is she in the bedroom? - What? - In the bedroom. 463 00:44:45,080 --> 00:44:47,025 A naughty little girl. 464 00:44:48,440 --> 00:44:50,385 I knew it! 465 00:44:53,560 --> 00:44:55,232 - Bless you. - Thank you. 466 00:44:55,240 --> 00:44:59,859 Damn this weather in Cyprus! I've got a cold! 467 00:45:00,160 --> 00:45:05,018 - Can I borrow a handkerchief? - Yes. Here it is. 468 00:45:05,520 --> 00:45:08,227 - There you go. - How nice! 469 00:45:08,920 --> 00:45:13,869 What a nice handkierchief! Cassio, is this a present from her? 470 00:45:13,880 --> 00:45:15,825 Yes. 471 00:45:16,720 --> 00:45:18,665 I knew it! 472 00:45:19,320 --> 00:45:21,265 It's a present from her! 473 00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:28,664 - I have to go now. - Scoundrel! 474 00:45:32,240 --> 00:45:36,506 I'm going to kill her! She cheated on me! 475 00:45:36,520 --> 00:45:39,944 - Dirty cow! - With my subordinate! 476 00:45:39,960 --> 00:45:43,987 - Dirty cow twice over! - She deserves to die! 477 00:45:44,000 --> 00:45:46,059 Right, death! 478 00:45:46,680 --> 00:45:49,308 Still, Iago, I feel merciful! 479 00:45:49,320 --> 00:45:53,552 Merciful! Aren't you a man? 480 00:45:53,560 --> 00:45:57,030 You're right; prepare some poison for me tonight. 481 00:45:57,040 --> 00:45:59,713 Poison? Poison? 482 00:45:59,720 --> 00:46:01,665 You must strangle her! 483 00:46:01,680 --> 00:46:06,299 Strangle her in that same bed where she cheated on you! 484 00:46:14,720 --> 00:46:18,588 I'm a murderer. I'm a murderer. 485 00:46:18,600 --> 00:46:23,549 Who'd have believed it. Darn it, I'm a murderer! 486 00:46:23,560 --> 00:46:28,111 Master, why must I believe Iago? Why am I so stupid? 487 00:46:28,120 --> 00:46:32,784 Maybe because actually you want to kill Desdemona. 488 00:46:32,800 --> 00:46:35,587 Why would I want to kill Desdemona? 489 00:46:35,600 --> 00:46:40,549 Maybe because Desdemona likes to be killed. 490 00:46:40,560 --> 00:46:43,905 - Really? Is it true? - Maybe it is. 491 00:46:43,920 --> 00:46:48,186 Which is the truth? What I think of me... 492 00:46:48,200 --> 00:46:52,625 ...or what other people think, or what he thinks? 493 00:46:52,640 --> 00:46:57,350 What do you feel inside? Concentrate on yourself. 494 00:46:57,360 --> 00:46:59,305 What do you feel, huh? 495 00:47:01,760 --> 00:47:03,944 Yes, I feel something! 496 00:47:03,960 --> 00:47:07,578 That's the truth. But hush... 497 00:47:08,040 --> 00:47:12,306 You must not mention it. Because as soon as you mention it, it's gone. 498 00:47:17,000 --> 00:47:20,424 What a beautiful night; how many stars! 499 00:47:20,840 --> 00:47:23,263 Brrr... and it's getting a little cold! 500 00:47:26,360 --> 00:47:28,783 My love will be here shortly... 501 00:47:29,360 --> 00:47:32,147 Come on, let's say our night prayers. 502 00:47:32,880 --> 00:47:37,192 - Come, good hour... - Her last hour has come! 503 00:47:37,200 --> 00:47:38,827 Go! 504 00:47:39,600 --> 00:47:42,945 My lord! What have you decided regarding Cassio? 505 00:47:42,960 --> 00:47:45,144 He must be worried, poor boy! 506 00:47:45,240 --> 00:47:47,185 - Ouch! - Well done! 507 00:47:51,000 --> 00:47:55,619 Why, what a slap you gave me! It's the first slap I've ever taken. 508 00:47:55,880 --> 00:47:58,303 If you want to give me another one... 509 00:47:59,280 --> 00:48:03,273 - Ahhh! - Kill her! Kill her! 510 00:48:03,280 --> 00:48:06,067 - Mercy! - No mercy! 511 00:48:36,920 --> 00:48:38,683 TRASH 512 00:48:45,800 --> 00:48:47,108 But... 513 00:48:47,120 --> 00:48:54,219 Brabazio, never mind. It happens to everybody, one person at a time. 514 00:48:55,080 --> 00:48:59,107 May I be damned... 515 00:48:59,560 --> 00:49:06,898 ...if I don't love you. 516 00:49:07,480 --> 00:49:11,541 And if it wasn't true... 517 00:49:12,640 --> 00:49:20,183 I wouldn't understand anything any more. 518 00:49:20,480 --> 00:49:26,498 All my mad love... 519 00:49:27,400 --> 00:49:30,699 ...is blown by the wind... 520 00:49:31,440 --> 00:49:33,988 ...is blown by the wind... 521 00:49:35,240 --> 00:49:37,185 ...like this. 522 00:49:39,640 --> 00:49:45,784 Ah, the delicate and sweet perfume... 523 00:49:46,000 --> 00:49:52,906 ...of a grass giving you pangs. 524 00:49:53,840 --> 00:49:56,104 There, he's taking them away. 525 00:49:57,320 --> 00:49:59,265 We won't see them any more. 526 00:50:00,400 --> 00:50:04,063 So long, Iago. So long, Othello. 527 00:50:04,560 --> 00:50:06,824 So long forever. 528 00:50:09,640 --> 00:50:13,383 All my mad love... 529 00:50:13,720 --> 00:50:15,904 ....is blown by the wind... 530 00:50:17,680 --> 00:50:20,183 ...is blown by the wind... 531 00:50:21,440 --> 00:50:23,704 ...like this. 532 00:50:26,160 --> 00:50:33,783 The robbed man who smiles robs the thief of something. 533 00:50:34,720 --> 00:50:43,230 But the robbed man who cries, robs himself of something. 534 00:50:43,240 --> 00:50:48,428 So I tell you, as long as I smile... 535 00:50:48,440 --> 00:50:53,980 ...you won't be lost. 536 00:50:57,880 --> 00:51:03,500 But these are only words... 537 00:51:04,280 --> 00:51:12,301 ...and I've never heard... 538 00:51:13,080 --> 00:51:17,267 ...that a broken heart... 539 00:51:18,280 --> 00:51:26,073 ...is cured by listening. 540 00:51:26,080 --> 00:51:33,464 And all my mad love... 541 00:51:34,440 --> 00:51:38,137 ...is blown by the wind... 542 00:51:38,480 --> 00:51:41,506 ...is blown by the wind... 543 00:51:42,160 --> 00:51:44,981 ...like this. 544 00:52:23,160 --> 00:52:25,788 What are those? 545 00:52:26,800 --> 00:52:31,305 Those... are clouds. 546 00:52:31,320 --> 00:52:33,106 What are clouds? 547 00:52:33,120 --> 00:52:36,942 - Who knows! - How beautiful they are! 548 00:52:37,640 --> 00:52:39,585 How beautiful they are! 549 00:52:41,440 --> 00:52:45,820 Harrowing and wonderful beauty of all creation! 550 00:52:56,920 --> 00:52:58,911 WORK TRIP 551 00:54:29,920 --> 00:54:34,050 OUR BELOVED QUEEN VISITS BAAS THE AFRICAN PEOPLE FAITHFUL TO CROWN 552 00:54:41,560 --> 00:54:46,509 I knew I'd get the hives with this kind of heat, and what they give us to eat. 553 00:54:46,520 --> 00:54:50,138 But they're all so hospitable, darling! 554 00:54:53,760 --> 00:54:57,662 It would have been better to send mom. Where are we? 555 00:54:58,680 --> 00:55:01,752 I don't know - maybe central Katombo. 556 00:55:01,760 --> 00:55:03,546 Independent? 557 00:55:03,560 --> 00:55:08,497 No, associate State, the high Katombo is independent. 558 00:55:09,080 --> 00:55:13,540 How confusing all these republics are! 559 00:55:49,160 --> 00:55:51,344 Beloved nation of Katchumba... 560 00:55:51,360 --> 00:55:55,831 ...this visit is evidence of the ties existing between our States. 561 00:55:55,840 --> 00:56:01,062 Her Majesty is reading the wrong sheet; let's hope they don't notice. 562 00:56:03,640 --> 00:56:06,586 The tradition of Katchumba, the prosperity of Katchumba... 563 00:56:06,600 --> 00:56:10,787 ...its language, its work, guarantee the present... 564 00:56:10,800 --> 00:56:16,670 ...and the future of the beloved nation of Katchumba. 565 00:56:16,680 --> 00:56:20,548 They noticed. Let's hope for the best. 566 00:56:26,800 --> 00:56:29,940 What made them so nervous? 567 00:56:49,920 --> 00:56:52,912 JEALOUS WOMAN 568 00:57:46,480 --> 00:57:50,621 - It's beautiful! - Have you been here before? - Me? Never! 569 00:57:53,920 --> 00:57:55,820 - Shall we dance? - Sure. 570 00:58:40,640 --> 00:58:42,585 Are you coming? 571 00:59:14,880 --> 00:59:16,825 Stop! 572 00:59:26,720 --> 00:59:29,700 Paolo! Paolo! 573 00:59:36,640 --> 00:59:38,585 Paolo! 574 00:59:41,040 --> 00:59:42,985 Paolo! 575 00:59:46,720 --> 00:59:48,665 Excuse me. 576 00:59:49,360 --> 00:59:51,146 Excuse me? 577 01:00:02,960 --> 01:00:06,179 You go off and play with little girls. You're so irresponsible! 578 01:00:06,440 --> 01:00:12,140 Darling, we're making a spectacle of ourselves! There's no reason to get mad. 579 01:00:15,920 --> 01:00:19,026 - Let's reason together. - Yes, let's reason.. So... 580 01:00:19,560 --> 01:00:22,950 It's not true that I left you alone. 581 01:00:22,960 --> 01:00:27,465 This is a 50 square meter room, not a jungle. 582 01:00:27,480 --> 01:00:31,632 It's worse than a jungle - you know this place, admit it! 583 01:00:31,640 --> 01:00:34,712 - You've been here before! - It's not true! 584 01:00:34,720 --> 01:00:38,019 Darling, it's easy, just say: "I've been here before". 585 01:00:38,600 --> 01:00:40,545 But it's not true! 586 01:00:41,560 --> 01:00:45,144 - Let's calm down. - No! No, I'm telling you! 587 01:00:45,160 --> 01:00:48,470 I don't want to calm down! 588 01:00:48,480 --> 01:00:51,745 - You told me you wanted to come here, to the Piper! - It's true! 589 01:00:51,760 --> 01:00:54,627 Because I knew this is your kingdom, and now I have proof! 590 01:00:54,640 --> 01:00:57,586 When you're excited your "Adam's apple" goes up and down, 591 01:00:57,600 --> 01:00:59,545 like a tennis ball! 592 01:00:59,880 --> 01:01:03,350 - It's true! - Tell me what you know about me! 593 01:01:03,360 --> 01:01:06,432 I have no prejudices, I'm a free woman! 594 01:01:06,440 --> 01:01:11,833 But you wanted to come here for the little girls! Admit it! 595 01:01:11,840 --> 01:01:15,992 - What should I say? - If you confess, I'll give you a hug, 596 01:01:16,000 --> 01:01:20,824 I'll get down on my knees! Confess! Say it! 597 01:01:21,240 --> 01:01:24,789 Why haven't you ever told me about the tennis ball? 598 01:01:24,800 --> 01:01:27,667 - Didn't you know? - No. 599 01:01:27,680 --> 01:01:30,387 - You really didn't know! - No. 600 01:01:30,400 --> 01:01:33,949 You're beautiful when you're calm, when you smile. 601 01:01:33,960 --> 01:01:35,780 - Shall we dance? - Let's dance. 602 01:01:41,680 --> 01:01:47,744 - All in all, this place is amusing, it's nice. - Yes, really nice. 603 01:01:47,760 --> 01:01:51,708 - So, will you admit you've been here before? - Never, I swear. 604 01:01:51,720 --> 01:01:55,781 - This is the usual useless lie. - Never, honey! 605 01:01:58,280 --> 01:02:03,263 You don't have to tell me how many times, just admit that you've been here before. 606 01:02:08,320 --> 01:02:10,265 All right! 607 01:02:10,520 --> 01:02:14,069 I admit I've been here a hundred times. 608 01:02:14,080 --> 01:02:18,460 I live here, I eat here, I sleep here. 609 01:02:19,720 --> 01:02:22,939 I'm the Piper's owner. I admit it... 610 01:02:24,120 --> 01:02:26,270 if you admit you're jealous. 611 01:02:26,280 --> 01:02:28,953 - Me, jealous? - Yes, you! 612 01:02:28,960 --> 01:02:31,986 You must get this idea out of your head! 613 01:02:32,000 --> 01:02:35,948 Me, jealous! You're attacking me to defend yourself; you're lying! 614 01:02:35,960 --> 01:02:40,385 You say you've been here a hundred times to try to make me believe you've never been. 615 01:02:40,840 --> 01:02:42,785 Very well... 616 01:02:43,280 --> 01:02:45,145 Tomorrow morning at nine... 617 01:02:45,160 --> 01:02:47,583 No, at eight! At seven, at dawn even! 618 01:02:47,600 --> 01:02:50,433 Better still, I'm going to my lawyer right now! 619 01:02:50,440 --> 01:02:54,865 There's an abyss between you and me, I'm already in the future, on Mars! 620 01:02:54,880 --> 01:02:59,146 - You're still living in the caves. - Me? - A survivor from the middle ages! 621 01:02:59,160 --> 01:03:01,299 Goodbye! It's over! 622 01:03:04,440 --> 01:03:06,385 Wait! 623 01:03:08,600 --> 01:03:10,545 Paolo! 624 01:03:11,640 --> 01:03:15,747 - Stop! - I'm asking for a divorce! Consider us already divorced! 625 01:03:15,760 --> 01:03:19,673 Wait! I completely trust you! 626 01:03:19,680 --> 01:03:23,741 - You're a perfect man! - You admit you're jealous? 627 01:03:24,680 --> 01:03:27,990 - I admit it, but... - You have to admit it without any "buts"! 628 01:03:28,000 --> 01:03:32,061 - OK.. Shout it, or you'll never see me again! 629 01:03:32,160 --> 01:03:34,993 - What do I have to shout? - That you're jealous! 630 01:03:35,000 --> 01:03:37,423 - Yes, I'm jealous. - Shout it louder! 631 01:03:37,440 --> 01:03:42,423 - Yes, I'm jealous. - I've become inhibited, alienated. 632 01:03:42,720 --> 01:03:47,544 I'm neurotic, I'm afraid of even looking at a girl. 633 01:03:47,880 --> 01:03:51,111 - When I walk down the street, I wear blinkers like a horse. - You shouldn't. 634 01:03:51,120 --> 01:03:54,192 You're a man. Everybody knows men are hunters! 635 01:03:54,200 --> 01:03:57,146 If you want to go with other women, do it! But tell me! 636 01:03:57,160 --> 01:04:00,903 Or go with them and tell me later; I just want your loyalty! 637 01:04:04,480 --> 01:04:07,984 Paolo, do you want to start over? 638 01:04:08,000 --> 01:04:11,265 You've already said that thirty times. Maybe more. 639 01:04:11,280 --> 01:04:14,022 This time I mean it, believe me! 640 01:04:14,880 --> 01:04:19,590 I'm different; something's changed inside of me. 641 01:04:19,600 --> 01:04:23,980 I'm better now. Do you like that girl over there? 642 01:04:25,720 --> 01:04:29,941 It'd be silly if you didn't look at her, do you like her? 643 01:04:32,240 --> 01:04:34,834 No. She's not my type. 644 01:04:34,840 --> 01:04:38,344 Which one is your type, that one? 645 01:04:39,640 --> 01:04:43,110 - No. - Or that one? 646 01:04:43,120 --> 01:04:46,226 The one with the goat jacket? Or the one behind her? 647 01:04:46,240 --> 01:04:48,982 No, she's too vulgar. 648 01:04:49,920 --> 01:04:53,378 But she's vital and strong. 649 01:04:54,000 --> 01:04:56,264 I like that one over there. 650 01:04:57,440 --> 01:05:00,944 - Isn't she too slim? - No, she's just right. 651 01:05:01,880 --> 01:05:05,065 - She isn't really slim. - How do you know? 652 01:05:05,600 --> 01:05:09,593 You can see it. Let's go home now. 653 01:05:09,600 --> 01:05:11,545 Enough with the nightclubs. 654 01:05:24,720 --> 01:05:26,859 Old house, new air! 655 01:05:27,960 --> 01:05:32,784 Nothing but the truth! The truth is the future! 656 01:05:32,800 --> 01:05:36,748 When you tell it like it is... You live longer! 657 01:05:37,160 --> 01:05:39,867 Are you staying in the elevator? Won't you come in? 658 01:05:43,400 --> 01:05:47,951 Telling the truth is wonderful, but you have to tell it all! 659 01:05:47,960 --> 01:05:53,193 - Sure. - Say you're a scary monster! 660 01:05:53,200 --> 01:05:56,226 You're a scoundrel, a pig! 661 01:05:56,240 --> 01:05:59,869 You'd get laid with every one of them! Beautiful, ugly, fat, slim! 662 01:05:59,880 --> 01:06:03,623 Tall, short! Blondes, brunettes! 663 01:06:03,640 --> 01:06:06,302 All of them! All of them! 664 01:06:07,320 --> 01:06:13,031 - You! You must be that vile man of Via Pradella! - Me? - Yes! 665 01:06:13,040 --> 01:06:17,784 - The monster that raped the old ladies! - You're crazy. 666 01:06:17,800 --> 01:06:22,305 Don't touch me, don't come any closer! Sadist! Sadist! 667 01:06:23,800 --> 01:06:25,188 - No! - Yes! 668 01:06:25,200 --> 01:06:28,385 Don't behave like a false widower; you don't care if I throw myself out! 669 01:06:28,400 --> 01:06:32,791 - Silvana, I love you. - You never gave me any proof of your love! 670 01:06:32,800 --> 01:06:37,703 Silvana, climb down from that window, I beg you! 671 01:06:37,720 --> 01:06:39,665 Tell me what I have to do. 672 01:06:40,320 --> 01:06:42,504 I beg you! 673 01:06:42,520 --> 01:06:47,787 OK. When a man loves a woman, he finds a way to convince her! 674 01:06:47,800 --> 01:06:52,828 - What should I do? I love you! - Words! I want deeds! 675 01:06:52,840 --> 01:06:57,311 I gave you the proof; I virtually threw myself out! 676 01:06:57,320 --> 01:07:00,983 Morally, I'm already squashed against the asphalt! 677 01:07:02,400 --> 01:07:06,313 You'd never give your life for me! You see how different we are! 678 01:07:06,320 --> 01:07:08,629 Yes, I'd give my life for you! 679 01:07:08,640 --> 01:07:10,779 Give it for me then: throw yourself out! 680 01:07:15,560 --> 01:07:17,505 Should I? 681 01:07:19,240 --> 01:07:24,189 - You want my death? - No, I just wanted an act. 682 01:07:24,200 --> 01:07:27,988 But you only worry about your pants. 683 01:07:28,000 --> 01:07:33,984 Between your mother and me, who would you throw off the tower? 684 01:07:36,280 --> 01:07:41,263 I have to go to work tomorrow! I have to get up early! 685 01:07:41,280 --> 01:07:46,866 I can't spend the whole night climbing up and down from windows! 686 01:07:46,880 --> 01:07:50,350 What if I actually fall? What a stupid death! 687 01:07:50,360 --> 01:07:55,423 I'm a steady person; I can't risk my life this way! 688 01:07:55,440 --> 01:07:57,431 What a stupid way to die! 689 01:07:57,440 --> 01:08:02,025 It would be annoying for you; you'd be a widow! 690 01:08:02,040 --> 01:08:06,864 Just thinking of you as a widow, with your lovely face, at your age... 691 01:08:06,880 --> 01:08:09,906 I'd come to you and pull your feet saying: "Go ahead and pick a man. 692 01:08:09,920 --> 01:08:11,911 Even two! Even three!" 693 01:08:11,920 --> 01:08:15,151 If you really love me, don't come, you'd scare me! 694 01:08:15,160 --> 01:08:18,744 Don't be afraid, I won't die! I'm a healthy man! 695 01:08:18,760 --> 01:08:23,788 I won't die before you because I don't climb up to windows like you! 696 01:08:23,800 --> 01:08:25,745 You're crazy! 697 01:08:26,440 --> 01:08:28,783 We've come to this point... 698 01:08:29,360 --> 01:08:33,182 Silvana, I... hope you understand. 699 01:08:33,640 --> 01:08:37,781 I'm talking seriously. we must do something. 700 01:08:39,360 --> 01:08:42,705 Tomorrow I go to Camp Martin. 701 01:08:43,560 --> 01:08:47,303 - Why are you going to Camp Martin? - Never mind, I'll go... 702 01:08:48,040 --> 01:08:51,464 My God, I can't stand it any more! I'm having a nervous breakdown; do you understand? 703 01:08:52,880 --> 01:08:54,825 Yes. 704 01:08:57,640 --> 01:08:59,585 God, how beautiful you are! 705 01:09:19,520 --> 01:09:24,423 There's no woman more beautiful than her in the whole East! 706 01:09:24,440 --> 01:09:27,830 - Feel how firm she is! - Leave me alone! 707 01:09:27,840 --> 01:09:31,424 You know you'll leave a mark! Paolo, don't! 708 01:09:34,520 --> 01:09:38,672 You are a rose... with a shade of fatigue here. 709 01:09:38,680 --> 01:09:43,185 And a little invisible wrinkle there, which suits you. 710 01:09:43,200 --> 01:09:46,146 What wrinkle? I have no wrinkles. 711 01:09:46,160 --> 01:09:50,870 - That's why I said "invisible". - You're right; I'm getting old. 712 01:09:50,880 --> 01:09:53,713 Me too: "sun, stop!" 713 01:09:53,720 --> 01:09:56,951 You have no gray hair, and your belly isn't getting fat. 714 01:09:56,960 --> 01:09:58,905 That's because... 715 01:10:01,000 --> 01:10:02,945 Because I fight! 716 01:10:04,680 --> 01:10:08,423 - Is my blue suit ready? - Aren't you wearing your gray suit? 717 01:10:08,440 --> 01:10:12,388 - No, today I'll wear my blue one. - Where are you going? 718 01:10:13,640 --> 01:10:17,667 Where am I going? What if I don't tell you? 719 01:10:17,920 --> 01:10:20,593 What happens if I don't tell you? 720 01:10:20,600 --> 01:10:23,785 Nothing. If you tell me, I'll get mad. 721 01:10:23,800 --> 01:10:25,745 Good. 722 01:10:26,640 --> 01:10:29,461 I don't care about it, not at all. 723 01:10:31,160 --> 01:10:33,947 - Well, actually I could tell you. - No! 724 01:10:33,960 --> 01:10:38,226 Very good. I see you honor your deals. 725 01:10:44,360 --> 01:10:47,591 What a nice tie, I never noticed it before! 726 01:10:47,600 --> 01:10:51,468 It was about time I wore it: forest green. 727 01:10:52,000 --> 01:10:54,628 - Do you like it? - How elegant you are! 728 01:10:54,640 --> 01:10:59,748 You haven't made a single mistake with your colors lately. 729 01:10:59,760 --> 01:11:02,263 True! Do you know since when? 730 01:11:03,760 --> 01:11:06,740 Since I realized I'm in love with you! 731 01:11:16,480 --> 01:11:20,257 Oh! I wore this underwear... 732 01:11:21,280 --> 01:11:25,387 The other one is better... maybe I should change it. 733 01:11:26,920 --> 01:11:30,060 Don't overdo it! You're behaving like a woman! 734 01:11:35,640 --> 01:11:38,302 Here's my man. 735 01:11:39,880 --> 01:11:41,461 Mine. 736 01:11:45,480 --> 01:11:47,505 Oh! I almost forgot! 737 01:12:03,200 --> 01:12:05,145 When are you coming back? 738 01:12:05,880 --> 01:12:10,704 Are we starting again with your questions? Silvana, do you want me to get the agreement? 739 01:12:10,720 --> 01:12:12,665 I'm going to read it again. 740 01:12:13,560 --> 01:12:17,587 "We, Paolo and Silvana, commit ourselves to the following rules: 741 01:12:17,600 --> 01:12:22,071 No more questions. Neither doubts nor suspicions. 742 01:12:22,080 --> 01:12:27,188 Absolute trust, each one of us is free." 743 01:12:27,200 --> 01:12:28,906 - That's right, isn't it? - Right. 744 01:12:28,920 --> 01:12:31,184 Keep it, read it again. 745 01:12:31,400 --> 01:12:33,618 That way, you'll remember. 746 01:12:33,920 --> 01:12:35,865 Are you going by car? 747 01:12:36,640 --> 01:12:38,619 - No. - You're not going far then? 748 01:12:41,400 --> 01:12:45,552 - I'm sorry, it was just something to say. - We'll talk later; I have to go now. 749 01:12:45,560 --> 01:12:48,063 - I'll call you, bye! - Paolo! 750 01:12:51,160 --> 01:12:53,105 Mystery! 751 01:12:54,280 --> 01:12:57,226 If I catch you, I'll kill you! First her, then you! 752 01:12:58,560 --> 01:13:01,017 Scoundrel! Cheater! 753 01:15:45,960 --> 01:15:48,633 - Where are you going! To the dentist's! - The dentist's? Come here! 754 01:15:48,640 --> 01:15:51,985 - Have you seen a tall gentleman... - No. 755 01:15:52,000 --> 01:15:56,266 What are you doing here, then? I saw him! 756 01:15:56,280 --> 01:16:00,512 - Stop! You can't annoy the tenents like that! - Really? 757 01:16:00,520 --> 01:16:03,626 - You're a pimp then! - I'm calling the cops. 758 01:16:03,640 --> 01:16:09,465 My husband is visiting his mistress. I'll give you a check; where is he? 759 01:16:09,480 --> 01:16:12,904 I don't know... Ah! No, her husband's home. 760 01:16:12,920 --> 01:16:15,787 - Make an effort: think! - I'm thinking! 761 01:16:15,800 --> 01:16:19,713 If you tell me where my husband is, I'll give you a million! 762 01:16:19,720 --> 01:16:23,668 Honestly, it could be anybody... Ah! The notary's wife! 763 01:16:23,680 --> 01:16:26,069 - Where is she? - Third floor! 764 01:16:26,080 --> 01:16:30,585 - The number, quick! - But she has a wooden leg! 765 01:16:30,600 --> 01:16:36,106 It doesn't matter, I have to get there before they undress! 766 01:16:36,120 --> 01:16:40,386 They're kissing! They're kissing! I'm going to kill them! 767 01:16:42,480 --> 01:16:44,471 I'm going to kill them! Paolo! 768 01:16:49,200 --> 01:16:53,113 - Paolo! - what are you doing? Are you crazy? 769 01:16:58,520 --> 01:17:00,465 Silvana! 770 01:17:10,680 --> 01:17:12,420 Silvana. 771 01:17:14,720 --> 01:17:16,665 Silvana. 772 01:17:37,520 --> 01:17:40,660 - What happened? - Nothing. 773 01:17:40,840 --> 01:17:44,219 We are used to shooting at home... It's just a game. 774 01:17:51,000 --> 01:17:53,343 Come on, put your pants on. 775 01:17:54,480 --> 01:17:57,222 What are you doing here in your underwear? 776 01:17:58,520 --> 01:18:03,014 TAILOR SHOP62716

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