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Previously, on "The Magicians"...
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A huge reservoir of magic
hidden underneath the castle?
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Where does it lead?
To Roderick's secret chamber?
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The Binder had a theory.
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When a being of great power
such as a God is killed,
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their energy is lost.
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But he believed it could be preserved,
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effectively turning
the magician into a God.
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Oh, thank Christ.
I didn't think I'd get through.
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Listen, I don't have a lot of time.
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We need your help.
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Surviving first year students,
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I am here to teach you what not to do.
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The Library, they don't
want you to know it.
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Before we go in,
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there's a small matter of protection.
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- What is it?
- Insects.
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The bugs only last an hour,
so we need to be quick.
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Everett's been lying to all of us.
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To do what?
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To become a God.
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- It's locked.
- Don't you have the key?
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Someone locked us in.
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- Who's dying?
- My sister.
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I found her a body,
but I need to find one
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that is more durable.
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Like yours.
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No running away, little not-God.
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I'd hate to damage my sister's new body.
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♪ Good news, sister
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I have found you
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a much more durable body.
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But I am going to have
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to momentarily kill you again.
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Shh, shh.
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I beseech you, Our Lady Underground...
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You know what, fuck this.
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You said you chose me,
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so now's your chance to prove it.
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Julia.
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Kinda cutting it close, don't you think?
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I didn't come here to fix it.
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I can't.
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You still have a chance.
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A choice of what you want to be.
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You're saying this whole time
me being a human and a God,
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this was all just a test?
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Well, both options are shit.
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I mean, you're... you're saying
one is pass and one is fail?
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You will not fail as long
as the decision is yours.
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Now go! I can only hold him for so long!
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Oh, shit.
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Run!
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- Synced and corrected by Shazi89 -
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- Jesus Christ.
So the monster took Julia.
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We need to find them. Do something now.
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We have the axes and the demon bottles,
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you have the incorporate bond.
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You didn't give two wet shits
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when it was Eliot's life on the line,
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and now that it's Julia
you're suddenly leaning in?
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Look, we all care about both of them,
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but based on Mayakovsky's formula
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casting an incorporate bond
strong enough to hold a God
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would take an insane amount of power.
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No, we'd need twice as much.
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If we go in there without enough juice
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they'll... they'll just body hop.
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- They'll kill us all.
- Great.
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Where the hell are we gonna
find that kind of magic?
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Hey, Dean.
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I would not go in your office
right now, if I were you.
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If you shit
in my private bathroom again...
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No, well, see, there's kind of
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a few Librarian dudes here
to arrest you.
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Yeah, they're pretty pissed
about some lecture you gave
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while you were pissed.
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I've been expecting them.
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Come with me.
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Thank Christ I wore
the right suit today.
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The right suit
for being arrested, or...?
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Wait...
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Are you still drunk?
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That's entirely beside the point.
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We have a bigger problem.
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Kady and Zelda haven't
returned from the Poison Room,
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- and they're running out of time.
- Oh, shit.
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Who are they, and what does
that mean, exactly?
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- God damn it, focus, Todd.
- Yes.
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If I'm going to be arrested,
there still maybe be a chance
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that something good can come from it.
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Here.
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Yes, here. Take this to the
Library book club immediately.
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- Tell no one, do you understand?
- Sure, keep it "confidench."
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- On it.
- And try not to "Todd" this up.
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I will try not to be myself.
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Well, so much for getting Fogg's help.
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Well, that's the last of our protection.
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On the upside...
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tasted minty fresh.
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Let's go.
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Wait.
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What the hell?
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Hello, there.
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Apologies, I was trying
not to startle you.
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Christopher Plover. Pleasure.
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The children's book author?
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Oh, you're familiar with my work.
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You could say that.
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I've read Martin Chatwin's book.
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Yes, well, not exactly
the highlight of my oath.
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Oh, you're the pervert
who turned him into The Beast.
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And the man who survived
in this place for weeks.
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And I can show you how...
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if you help me escape.
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Look, it sucks
that Fogg's out of "comish,"
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but who else can we shake down?
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Kady was trying to find
the Library stockpile.
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If we knew where that was...
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Found magic, need help!
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Who sent you?
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- Found magic, need help!
- Okay, where?
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- Vague as shit.
- Oh, sorry.
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It's Fen.
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Right this way.
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High King Fen awaits.
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Whoa.
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Sort of incredible.
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Trippy.
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Oh, good, you're here.
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Fen, what is this?
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And what's with the fish?
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Follow me, come on.
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Holy shit.
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This is the reservoir?
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Ocean of pure magic.
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Pretty amazing, right?
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I found it. Well, Josh and me.
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And Tik was there too, I guess.
But, no, a lot of it was me.
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One small problem...
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don't touch it!
That's the tiny little problem.
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It seems to be protected
by some sort of curse.
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Look what it did to Josh.
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You're saying Josh is a fucking fish?
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Well, of course not.
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He's a Fillorian Dying Fish.
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A Fillorian Fucking Fish
is a totally different species.
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Wait, "Dying Fish"?
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I really hope that's a metaphor.
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Nope, they only live a couple days.
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And you're sure that's Josh?
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Oh, I saw it happen.
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We were gonna come straight to you guys,
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tell you all about how we saved the day,
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and then he touches the water
and next thing I know, boom.
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Josh Fish.
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Him and his damn showmanship.
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So is it bad if it turns white?
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Great Umber's taint.
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What are you doing?
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Dying Fish need eye contact,
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almost constantly.
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Usually they get it
from their fish moms,
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but we'll have to fill in.
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Every pet I ever had ended up
in a shoebox or the toilet.
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This one's all you.
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It's just until we figure out how
to turn him back into a person.
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Or the rest of his life.
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I'm not babysitting Nemo
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when we're this close to saving Eliot.
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I've got bigger fish to fry.
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Shh, Margo!
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Don't say "fry" and "fish."
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It's not working.
He's not getting better.
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Margo, please.
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For Josh?
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Damn it.
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So I just look at him?
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My Gods.
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He perked right up.
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He's bonded to you.
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He thinks you're his mother.
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Unfortunately, that's not
the first time it's happened.
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Closest thing to the reservoir
in the books is the Secret Sea.
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It's an underground ocean.
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Chatwins sailed across it
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with a crew full of rabbit pirates.
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Are those pirates who steal rabbits,
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or pirates who are rabbits?
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Kind of both.
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But it doesn't say anything
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about the Secret Sea
being full of magic or cursed,
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so I... maybe there's a clue
that I'm missing.
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And if your nerdy bullshit
leads us nowhere?
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We need a back-up plan.
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Speaking of bunnies,
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where are the ones that Fen sent?
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I have an idea.
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So do all rabbits talk, or...?
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Some of them you have
to bribe with cigarettes first.
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Look, about my message...
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No, I know. I owe you.
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But I can't slip you that kind of power
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behind the Order's back.
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The monsters have two of my friends,
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and who knows what kind
of chaos they're causing
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while the Library does nothing.
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Look, Alice...
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I am not stranger
to messing up a good thing.
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I'm not gonna do that with the Library.
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Well, if we don't do something,
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there might not be a Library anymore.
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Then why don't you work with us?
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Because your bosses would
arrest all of us on sight.
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You wanna do some good?
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This is your best chance.
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I hope you find what you need, Alice.
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We're not setting him loose.
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All we're promising is to take
him with us if we find an exit.
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Well?
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Do we have a deal?
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Moss?
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My theory is it counteracts the poison.
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Probably why it's
the only other living thing
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in this place.
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Been eating it since I got here
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and I'm as healthy as a horse.
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How did you get here?
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Former prisoner of yours,
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Alice Quinn...
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seemed to think this was
the place I deserved to be.
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I can't say I disagree.
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Don't bite the hand
that feeds you, dear.
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Shall we?
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At least give me my dignity.
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Sorry.
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Protocol.
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Well, this was a new suit.
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It's a bit loud.
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Yes.
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It certainly is.
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Damn, the history of this
place is depressing as shit.
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Most world histories are.
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Nothing about a way out.
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Kady?
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Oh, shit.
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What?
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The moss should have
protected you from...
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Oh.
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"Oh," what?
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The age-suspensions spells
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Martin used to keep me alive
while he tortured me...
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it must still be keeping me alive.
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Perfect.
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So I'm gonna die in the most
ironic way possible.
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Just like Penny.
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Well...
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not necessarily.
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If we get back in time...
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Wait...
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All this time...
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the Library had a cure?
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- Kady...
- No, you...
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you chose...
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not to save Penny?
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- If it were up to me...
- It was.
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It's called "The Poison Room."
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The name is a warning
Penny chose to ignore.
269
00:13:09,920 --> 00:13:13,170
No, no, no, you don't get
to hide behind the Library.
270
00:13:13,180 --> 00:13:16,000
You think if you're a cog
in a fascist machine
271
00:13:16,010 --> 00:13:18,780
that you're not responsible
for the people that it kills?
272
00:13:18,790 --> 00:13:20,260
I'll admit, he Library veered
273
00:13:20,270 --> 00:13:23,140
in an authoritarian direction.
274
00:13:23,150 --> 00:13:24,530
Because of Everett.
275
00:13:24,540 --> 00:13:25,970
Once we remove him from power...
276
00:13:25,980 --> 00:13:27,780
No, no, it is not just Everett.
277
00:13:27,800 --> 00:13:29,970
It's the whole god damn Order.
278
00:13:29,980 --> 00:13:32,540
It all needs to be burned down.
279
00:13:32,550 --> 00:13:34,970
Not if it can be reformed.
280
00:13:34,980 --> 00:13:38,020
Look, as... as someone who lived through
281
00:13:38,030 --> 00:13:39,800
two world wars, I can tell you,
282
00:13:39,810 --> 00:13:42,070
authoritarian regimes,
they fail eventually.
283
00:13:42,080 --> 00:13:44,370
See? Look, even the
pedophile agrees with me.
284
00:13:44,380 --> 00:13:46,460
Oh, hardly.
285
00:13:46,470 --> 00:13:49,290
Problem is...
286
00:13:49,300 --> 00:13:51,950
no one will ever let you change.
287
00:13:51,960 --> 00:13:54,580
People always see you
for what you've done,
288
00:13:54,600 --> 00:13:56,300
never for who you are.
289
00:13:56,310 --> 00:13:58,000
So at the end of the day,
290
00:13:58,010 --> 00:14:00,719
no matter what you try to become,
some judgmental blonde bitch
291
00:14:00,720 --> 00:14:02,920
always shoves you down a poison well.
292
00:14:02,930 --> 00:14:05,000
Yeah?
293
00:14:06,410 --> 00:14:08,490
Well, then I'm Team Blonde Bitch.
294
00:14:16,210 --> 00:14:18,500
- Where's Fen?
- I sent her out for fish flakes
295
00:14:18,510 --> 00:14:20,240
three hours ago.
296
00:14:20,250 --> 00:14:23,120
Wait, you sent her out alone
in Manhattan?
297
00:14:23,130 --> 00:14:24,290
Well, I kind of implied
298
00:14:24,300 --> 00:14:26,210
it was her fault Josh was a fish
299
00:14:26,220 --> 00:14:28,640
and blah, blah, blah,
I'd blame her forever,
300
00:14:28,650 --> 00:14:31,520
so she's cooling off at Benihana.
301
00:14:31,530 --> 00:14:34,650
She never could resist a sharp knife.
302
00:14:34,660 --> 00:14:37,719
Meanwhile, I'm trying
to read up on a damn cure
303
00:14:37,720 --> 00:14:39,180
while maintaining constant eye contact
304
00:14:39,190 --> 00:14:41,220
with an anchovy.
305
00:14:41,230 --> 00:14:43,220
And they say girls
are the ones who get needy
306
00:14:43,230 --> 00:14:45,180
once you fuck them.
307
00:14:45,190 --> 00:14:47,230
Wait... wait, you and Josh...
308
00:14:47,240 --> 00:14:48,620
Wait, you know about
309
00:14:48,630 --> 00:14:51,270
the little werewolf stuff, right?
310
00:14:51,280 --> 00:14:53,150
Who gives a shit?
311
00:14:53,160 --> 00:14:55,100
- Nothing matters.
- Okay.
312
00:14:55,110 --> 00:14:57,670
Look, it's not a big deal, all right?
313
00:14:57,680 --> 00:14:59,110
Sometimes we bang.
314
00:14:59,120 --> 00:15:00,590
He makes me laugh.
315
00:15:00,600 --> 00:15:03,680
And I like having him around 'cause
of the aforementioned banging,
316
00:15:03,690 --> 00:15:05,460
and he just... you know,
he kind of gets me.
317
00:15:05,470 --> 00:15:07,250
So what?
318
00:15:07,260 --> 00:15:09,510
It's not like I'm in love
with Josh Hoberman.
319
00:15:09,520 --> 00:15:12,340
It kinda sounds like you are, though.
320
00:15:12,350 --> 00:15:14,300
Have you met me?
321
00:15:14,310 --> 00:15:16,690
I don't do feelings.
322
00:15:16,700 --> 00:15:19,260
I'm the bitch with the ice axes.
323
00:15:19,270 --> 00:15:21,480
Well, you can still care about a guy...
324
00:15:21,490 --> 00:15:24,440
werewolf, fish...
325
00:15:24,500 --> 00:15:26,750
and it doesn't make you any less you.
326
00:15:26,760 --> 00:15:29,680
I mean, you can still be
a bitch if you want to.
327
00:15:30,680 --> 00:15:32,510
Shit.
328
00:15:34,250 --> 00:15:37,030
Maybe I do love this goddamn guppy.
329
00:15:38,120 --> 00:15:41,819
Uh, I think this is the hedge doctor
330
00:15:41,820 --> 00:15:43,380
that Kady called to fix Pete.
331
00:15:43,390 --> 00:15:44,510
Says he's a veterinarian.
332
00:15:44,520 --> 00:15:46,770
Maybe he can help with the fish-Josh.
333
00:15:46,780 --> 00:15:48,210
Josh-fish.
334
00:15:48,220 --> 00:15:50,520
Way to be useful, Coldwater.
335
00:15:53,530 --> 00:15:55,300
Is this Gordy?
336
00:15:55,310 --> 00:15:58,050
Yeah, I've got fish problems.
337
00:16:02,840 --> 00:16:04,710
- Josh and Margo.
- Yeah.
338
00:16:14,240 --> 00:16:15,450
Okay, here's my thing:
339
00:16:15,460 --> 00:16:17,550
Um...
340
00:16:18,860 --> 00:16:22,430
I didn't think that I could
ever trust you again.
341
00:16:23,640 --> 00:16:26,330
And now...
342
00:16:26,340 --> 00:16:27,640
"And now"?
343
00:16:28,560 --> 00:16:31,430
I find myself wanting to.
344
00:16:45,270 --> 00:16:47,790
When we first met...
345
00:16:47,800 --> 00:16:51,270
I was clinging onto some...
346
00:16:51,280 --> 00:16:55,240
naive, idealistic notions
of what the world should be.
347
00:16:56,630 --> 00:16:59,200
How people should be.
348
00:17:00,770 --> 00:17:03,420
And I think that I have realized...
349
00:17:05,120 --> 00:17:09,330
If I just throw away
all that childish bullshit,
350
00:17:09,340 --> 00:17:12,420
I can forgive people...
351
00:17:14,210 --> 00:17:18,080
For not living up
to my stupid expectations.
352
00:17:19,210 --> 00:17:21,510
Like yourself?
353
00:17:27,270 --> 00:17:29,750
What if we tried again?
354
00:17:31,270 --> 00:17:34,740
I want you in my life, Alice.
355
00:17:34,750 --> 00:17:37,280
I want that, too.
356
00:17:48,550 --> 00:17:51,540
Cyrus.
357
00:17:51,550 --> 00:17:54,540
There was an intrusion
in the Poison Room.
358
00:17:54,550 --> 00:17:56,760
It's Zelda.
359
00:17:56,770 --> 00:17:59,600
With a hedge witch.
360
00:18:00,780 --> 00:18:01,950
Did you follow protocol?
361
00:18:01,960 --> 00:18:05,170
Yes, they're locked in.
362
00:18:05,180 --> 00:18:08,170
But do we really just
leave her to die in there?
363
00:18:18,370 --> 00:18:20,490
How long do you think we have?
364
00:18:20,500 --> 00:18:21,840
If we got out now?
365
00:18:21,850 --> 00:18:24,840
A few days.
366
00:18:24,850 --> 00:18:26,840
In here?
367
00:18:26,850 --> 00:18:29,190
A few hours.
368
00:18:29,200 --> 00:18:32,460
The after-effects of the bugs
slowed the...
369
00:18:32,470 --> 00:18:33,590
Zelda?
370
00:18:33,600 --> 00:18:35,940
Shit.
371
00:18:44,390 --> 00:18:46,600
Sorry to knock you out like that.
372
00:18:46,610 --> 00:18:49,300
It's the only way we could talk.
373
00:18:58,230 --> 00:18:59,880
You could have freed me.
374
00:18:59,890 --> 00:19:03,270
You brought a hedge witch into
our most protected archive.
375
00:19:03,280 --> 00:19:04,790
I read your book.
376
00:19:04,800 --> 00:19:06,410
You're hoarding magic.
377
00:19:06,420 --> 00:19:07,710
Trying to become a God.
378
00:19:07,720 --> 00:19:08,930
Why?
379
00:19:08,940 --> 00:19:12,450
I put in centuries of work before
you ever knew the Library existed.
380
00:19:12,460 --> 00:19:14,410
Oh, so I wouldn't understand.
381
00:19:14,420 --> 00:19:15,850
No, you should understand.
382
00:19:15,860 --> 00:19:17,980
How...
383
00:19:17,990 --> 00:19:19,940
Futile it all is.
384
00:19:19,950 --> 00:19:22,730
We work so hard to protect
the flame of knowledge,
385
00:19:22,740 --> 00:19:25,900
but there will always be things
we can't understand.
386
00:19:25,910 --> 00:19:27,560
Knowledge of the Gods.
387
00:19:27,570 --> 00:19:28,910
By becoming one of them,
388
00:19:28,920 --> 00:19:30,860
I can rip their secrets away from them
389
00:19:30,870 --> 00:19:32,820
and bring them back to the Library.
390
00:19:32,830 --> 00:19:34,430
At what cost?
391
00:19:34,440 --> 00:19:37,350
An unkillable God
is on the loose as we speak.
392
00:19:37,360 --> 00:19:40,530
In the body of Eliot Waugh.
393
00:19:40,540 --> 00:19:42,010
You intend to take his power.
394
00:19:42,020 --> 00:19:44,750
He has the power to destroy everything,
395
00:19:44,760 --> 00:19:46,710
and all we have are books.
396
00:19:46,720 --> 00:19:50,320
If we want to face that kind
of threat, we need power too.
397
00:20:04,520 --> 00:20:07,120
Isn't that what Bacchus and
the others were trying to do?
398
00:20:07,130 --> 00:20:08,860
They got drunk on their own power.
399
00:20:08,870 --> 00:20:10,120
Some of them literally.
400
00:20:10,130 --> 00:20:12,960
What makes you think you won't fall prey
to the same hubris?
401
00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:15,600
Well, I thought I had you.
402
00:20:20,750 --> 00:20:23,480
Excuse me, but isn't this book banned?
403
00:20:23,490 --> 00:20:26,400
Like, really, really banned?
404
00:20:26,410 --> 00:20:27,700
Fuck me.
405
00:20:27,710 --> 00:20:29,660
Uh, we need to get that
to the Poison Room.
406
00:20:29,670 --> 00:20:32,540
Immediately. Now, now, now.
407
00:21:05,060 --> 00:21:07,090
You wanted me...
408
00:21:08,970 --> 00:21:11,360
To do what, exactly?
409
00:21:11,370 --> 00:21:13,840
To take over the Library once I'm gone.
410
00:21:13,850 --> 00:21:16,800
To see to the human concerns,
411
00:21:16,810 --> 00:21:19,360
and to fix my mistakes
412
00:21:19,370 --> 00:21:22,850
with the benefit of all the knowledge
and the power I would bring.
413
00:21:22,860 --> 00:21:25,370
I wish you'd told me the truth sooner.
414
00:21:25,380 --> 00:21:27,550
So do I.
415
00:21:27,560 --> 00:21:29,110
So...
416
00:21:29,120 --> 00:21:31,850
do what you must.
417
00:21:31,860 --> 00:21:33,160
Follow protocol.
418
00:21:33,170 --> 00:21:36,690
There is a way you can still help me.
419
00:21:36,700 --> 00:21:39,600
I redirected the power I need
into a reservoir,
420
00:21:39,610 --> 00:21:41,690
but it triggered a protective spell.
421
00:21:41,700 --> 00:21:43,040
A puzzle I can't solve.
422
00:21:43,050 --> 00:21:45,040
But I've discovered someone who can.
423
00:21:45,050 --> 00:21:47,170
Quentin Coldwater.
424
00:21:48,230 --> 00:21:50,090
Get Quentin to open the reservoir,
425
00:21:50,100 --> 00:21:52,050
and the Library can still be
yours to lead if...
426
00:21:54,410 --> 00:21:56,100
Did you slap me?
427
00:21:56,110 --> 00:21:58,750
We need to move, fast.
428
00:21:58,760 --> 00:22:00,060
No.
429
00:22:00,070 --> 00:22:02,249
I didn't risk my life
to save a child molester.
430
00:22:02,250 --> 00:22:03,630
- He can stay.
- What?
431
00:22:03,640 --> 00:22:05,580
No!
432
00:22:05,590 --> 00:22:07,590
We had a deal! Tell him!
433
00:22:07,600 --> 00:22:10,720
Well, your moss
didn't do shit for us, so...
434
00:22:10,730 --> 00:22:13,770
But, uh... but I can help you
get to the reservoir.
435
00:22:15,430 --> 00:22:18,730
It... it was a secret
of Martin's, and...
436
00:22:18,740 --> 00:22:20,690
I know all his secrets.
437
00:22:20,700 --> 00:22:23,080
I could share them with you.
438
00:22:30,620 --> 00:22:33,000
Incursion protocol. They're patrolling.
439
00:22:33,010 --> 00:22:35,180
Come on.
440
00:22:40,110 --> 00:22:42,010
Get to the earth fountain,
I'll hold them off.
441
00:22:42,020 --> 00:22:44,490
Go!
442
00:22:53,950 --> 00:22:55,110
Damn it.
443
00:22:55,120 --> 00:22:56,900
Quite a trip you sent me on.
444
00:22:59,600 --> 00:23:01,940
You ruined my suit.
445
00:23:01,950 --> 00:23:04,950
But the good news is...
446
00:23:04,960 --> 00:23:07,170
you're just about my size.
447
00:23:12,280 --> 00:23:14,840
Keep barking, you Schnauzer fuck.
448
00:23:14,850 --> 00:23:16,750
It won't bring back your balls.
449
00:23:16,760 --> 00:23:19,760
God, I hate animals.
450
00:23:19,770 --> 00:23:21,760
So...
451
00:23:22,630 --> 00:23:25,760
- goldfish troubles?
- Not exactly.
452
00:23:27,050 --> 00:23:28,700
I see.
453
00:23:28,710 --> 00:23:29,860
Not a goldfish.
454
00:23:29,870 --> 00:23:31,440
Some kind of hybrid?
455
00:23:31,450 --> 00:23:33,270
Oh, my God.
456
00:23:33,280 --> 00:23:35,350
I am sorry to be the bearer of bad news,
457
00:23:35,360 --> 00:23:39,320
but your fish is a werewolf.
458
00:23:39,330 --> 00:23:40,800
Wait.
459
00:23:40,810 --> 00:23:42,710
So are you.
460
00:23:42,720 --> 00:23:46,190
Did... did you fuck this fish?
461
00:23:46,200 --> 00:23:48,540
Look, he's a human who's been cursed,
462
00:23:48,550 --> 00:23:50,280
and I need to know how to undo it.
463
00:23:50,290 --> 00:23:52,720
Well, it's definitely not a hedge spell.
464
00:23:52,730 --> 00:23:54,060
And without knowing how it was cast,
465
00:23:54,080 --> 00:23:55,760
not much I can do about it.
466
00:23:55,770 --> 00:23:57,810
So, should I just go ahead
and flush it, or...
467
00:23:57,820 --> 00:23:59,770
Again, he's a person.
468
00:23:59,780 --> 00:24:02,470
I'm gonna need you to try
a little harder, all right?
469
00:24:02,480 --> 00:24:04,820
Now, if I look away
for literally ten seconds
470
00:24:04,830 --> 00:24:07,420
he starts to die, and at some
point I'm gonna need to sleep
471
00:24:07,440 --> 00:24:11,050
or drop a deuce,
and I don't allow spectators.
472
00:24:11,950 --> 00:24:14,290
Yeah, there is some kind
473
00:24:14,300 --> 00:24:15,730
of bond happening there.
474
00:24:15,740 --> 00:24:16,950
Whoa.
475
00:24:16,960 --> 00:24:20,300
Your eye is crazy.
476
00:24:20,310 --> 00:24:22,080
Is that a wolf thing, or...
477
00:24:22,090 --> 00:24:23,650
Fairy thing.
478
00:24:23,660 --> 00:24:25,480
Can we focus on fish boy, please?
479
00:24:25,490 --> 00:24:27,390
It's not even attached to your head.
480
00:24:27,400 --> 00:24:29,350
You ever pop it out?
481
00:24:29,360 --> 00:24:32,180
Why the shit would I pop out
my own eyeball, Gordy?
482
00:24:32,190 --> 00:24:35,140
So you can point it
483
00:24:35,150 --> 00:24:36,490
at your gilled lover
484
00:24:36,500 --> 00:24:39,140
while you attend to...
485
00:24:39,200 --> 00:24:40,640
lady business.
486
00:24:46,510 --> 00:24:48,110
I don't know, man.
487
00:24:48,120 --> 00:24:50,680
It feels pretty stuck in there.
488
00:24:50,690 --> 00:24:51,800
Ah!
489
00:24:56,300 --> 00:24:58,470
Holy shit, it's working.
490
00:24:58,480 --> 00:25:00,160
I can still see out of it.
491
00:25:00,170 --> 00:25:03,260
You ever touch me again,
I'll pop out your balls.
492
00:25:05,440 --> 00:25:08,140
Uh...
493
00:25:10,320 --> 00:25:12,440
See?
494
00:25:12,450 --> 00:25:14,440
Problem solved.
495
00:25:14,450 --> 00:25:15,610
I don't know.
496
00:25:15,620 --> 00:25:18,310
This seems kind of problematic.
497
00:25:18,320 --> 00:25:21,020
Oh, I got just the thing.
498
00:25:25,330 --> 00:25:26,570
Really?
499
00:25:27,720 --> 00:25:32,020
Why does a veterinarian have
a pirate-themed eye patch?
500
00:25:32,030 --> 00:25:35,560
Maybe it's best we don't ask
a lot of follow-up questions.
501
00:25:38,170 --> 00:25:39,730
Jesus, what happened to you?
502
00:25:39,740 --> 00:25:41,550
Hey.
503
00:25:42,830 --> 00:25:44,250
- Just...
- Hello, Alice.
504
00:25:44,260 --> 00:25:46,340
- Thought he was dead.
- Why'd you bring him here?
505
00:25:46,350 --> 00:25:49,080
Because I just might be
the only person alive
506
00:25:49,090 --> 00:25:50,740
who knows how to access the reservoir
507
00:25:50,750 --> 00:25:53,220
and save your friends.
508
00:25:54,840 --> 00:25:56,090
Mm.
509
00:25:56,100 --> 00:25:57,700
Okay, so the... the reservoir.
510
00:25:57,710 --> 00:26:00,140
Yes, well, that's what Martin called it.
511
00:26:00,150 --> 00:26:01,570
I thought it lacked
512
00:26:01,580 --> 00:26:04,050
a certain poetry.
513
00:26:04,060 --> 00:26:06,750
So I renamed it the Secret Sea.
514
00:26:06,760 --> 00:26:08,840
Right, the fourth...
the fourth "Fillory" book.
515
00:26:08,850 --> 00:26:09,870
Mm.
516
00:26:09,880 --> 00:26:12,450
Oh, I see you have a copy here.
517
00:26:13,220 --> 00:26:14,330
Ah.
518
00:26:14,340 --> 00:26:16,590
Oh, first edition.
519
00:26:16,600 --> 00:26:18,630
- That must be valuable.
- Yes.
520
00:26:18,640 --> 00:26:20,420
Well...
521
00:26:20,430 --> 00:26:22,290
even more so now.
522
00:26:26,740 --> 00:26:28,340
The Watcherwoman in the books,
523
00:26:28,350 --> 00:26:31,030
she was...
524
00:26:31,040 --> 00:26:33,010
trying to steal all of magic
for herself, right?
525
00:26:33,020 --> 00:26:34,520
And then... and then Martin stops her.
526
00:26:34,530 --> 00:26:37,480
Most of that book is pure tosh.
527
00:26:37,490 --> 00:26:40,480
I had to invent that plot
from the whole class.
528
00:26:40,490 --> 00:26:44,440
It's... well, I couldn't exactly
publish the stories
529
00:26:44,450 --> 00:26:46,440
as the children
told them to me, could I?
530
00:26:46,450 --> 00:26:47,880
I mean, the "Flying Forest,"
531
00:26:47,890 --> 00:26:52,100
where the Chatwins discovered
recreational drug use?
532
00:26:52,110 --> 00:26:55,800
Poor little Jane hearing about
the birds and the bees from a...
533
00:26:55,810 --> 00:26:59,540
did you know that centaurs
view necrophilia
534
00:26:59,550 --> 00:27:01,760
as a way of honoring the dead?
535
00:27:01,770 --> 00:27:03,680
Don't think I'd get a Carnegie Medal
536
00:27:03,690 --> 00:27:05,640
for explaining that to children.
537
00:27:05,650 --> 00:27:07,550
I mean, then there's all the...
538
00:27:07,560 --> 00:27:09,820
all the exaggerations and the lies.
539
00:27:09,830 --> 00:27:13,470
I mean, Martin slaying
a dozen mercenaries,
540
00:27:13,480 --> 00:27:16,390
and Jane riding on top of a horse,
541
00:27:16,400 --> 00:27:18,430
what, 100 feet tall?
542
00:27:18,440 --> 00:27:19,910
I mean, what did she call it?
543
00:27:19,920 --> 00:27:22,310
- Cozy Horse.
- "Cozy Horse."
544
00:27:22,320 --> 00:27:24,660
Utter nonsense thrown in there
545
00:27:24,670 --> 00:27:26,920
just to see how much
they'd get me to believe,
546
00:27:26,930 --> 00:27:28,920
and then Jane insisted I keep it.
547
00:27:28,930 --> 00:27:32,450
In real life, the ending was...
was much darker.
548
00:27:32,460 --> 00:27:35,410
Oh, Martin did stop
the Watcherwoman, that's true.
549
00:27:35,420 --> 00:27:37,890
The Secret Sea was built
550
00:27:37,900 --> 00:27:39,850
by the 13th king of Fillory
551
00:27:39,860 --> 00:27:42,330
to consolidate power for himself.
552
00:27:42,340 --> 00:27:45,630
Martin wanted to make sure
that no one ever tried
553
00:27:45,640 --> 00:27:49,420
to do the same thing again
so he drained the Secret Sea,
554
00:27:49,430 --> 00:27:52,420
using the last few drops to set a trap
555
00:27:52,430 --> 00:27:55,380
for anyone who might
one day try to refill it.
556
00:27:55,390 --> 00:27:57,300
A... a curse.
557
00:27:57,310 --> 00:27:59,690
Right, so now one
of our friends is a fish.
558
00:27:59,700 --> 00:28:02,650
Well, he was 13 at the time.
559
00:28:02,660 --> 00:28:04,220
You have to forgive
560
00:28:04,230 --> 00:28:06,700
his rather adolescent sense of humor.
561
00:28:06,710 --> 00:28:08,740
- You know how to fix it?
- Mm-hmm.
562
00:28:08,750 --> 00:28:11,570
There's a garden
just outside the reservoir.
563
00:28:11,580 --> 00:28:14,400
The Drowned Garden, Martin called it.
564
00:28:14,410 --> 00:28:16,750
Never did know why.
565
00:28:16,760 --> 00:28:19,540
It reacts to your emotions.
566
00:28:19,550 --> 00:28:22,240
If you're happy, a flower blooms.
567
00:28:22,250 --> 00:28:24,720
If you're sad, another one.
568
00:28:24,730 --> 00:28:26,980
So one of the plants is the antidote?
569
00:28:26,990 --> 00:28:29,250
Indeed.
570
00:28:30,250 --> 00:28:32,510
To make it bloom...
571
00:28:32,520 --> 00:28:35,610
you have to truly love Fillory.
572
00:28:41,310 --> 00:28:44,520
Maybe when I was 12, but...
573
00:28:44,530 --> 00:28:46,560
I don't know, Fillory's taken away
574
00:28:46,570 --> 00:28:47,910
a lot of the shit I love.
575
00:28:47,920 --> 00:28:50,830
Martin had the same problem.
576
00:28:50,840 --> 00:28:53,400
He returned as an adult and...
577
00:28:53,410 --> 00:28:56,490
could not make the flower bloom.
578
00:28:56,500 --> 00:28:59,450
His innocent love for Fillory
579
00:28:59,460 --> 00:29:02,139
had... had soured.
580
00:29:02,140 --> 00:29:04,230
Think we can all say why.
581
00:29:04,240 --> 00:29:06,680
Quentin.
582
00:29:07,860 --> 00:29:10,850
It has to be you.
583
00:29:10,860 --> 00:29:13,590
I'm familiar with your books.
584
00:29:13,600 --> 00:29:16,940
Even considering
your recent experiences,
585
00:29:16,950 --> 00:29:19,950
Quentin has the best chance of...
586
00:29:19,960 --> 00:29:23,430
making the garden grow.
587
00:29:25,740 --> 00:29:28,350
We don't have much time.
588
00:29:28,360 --> 00:29:30,360
There's a contractor the Library uses
589
00:29:30,370 --> 00:29:31,380
who might be willing to...
590
00:29:31,390 --> 00:29:34,930
Text me if you find somebody.
591
00:29:43,540 --> 00:29:45,580
So it's true? The Library has a cure?
592
00:29:45,590 --> 00:29:48,580
I know, it's bullshit.
593
00:29:48,590 --> 00:29:50,990
Go with her before it's too late.
594
00:29:52,600 --> 00:29:54,550
If this is some noble shit
595
00:29:54,560 --> 00:29:56,420
about you not owing
the Library anything...
596
00:30:00,780 --> 00:30:01,810
Oh.
597
00:30:01,820 --> 00:30:03,470
You don't want to be cured.
598
00:30:05,340 --> 00:30:06,780
'Cause for all of the terrible shit
599
00:30:06,790 --> 00:30:08,560
we've been through, at least the upside
600
00:30:08,570 --> 00:30:10,820
is that you know that
there's a life after death
601
00:30:10,830 --> 00:30:13,960
and you get to spend forever
with the other Penny.
602
00:30:13,970 --> 00:30:15,650
And what part of that sounds bad?
603
00:30:15,660 --> 00:30:17,920
The part where you're dead.
604
00:30:19,670 --> 00:30:21,400
I may not know you the way he did,
605
00:30:21,410 --> 00:30:23,600
but I know that that would be
a hell of a waste.
606
00:30:25,890 --> 00:30:28,490
Yeah.
607
00:30:28,500 --> 00:30:30,680
Well, most things are.
608
00:30:35,770 --> 00:30:38,110
A lot's changed since I've been gone.
609
00:30:38,120 --> 00:30:39,550
Yes.
610
00:30:39,560 --> 00:30:42,510
The humans made lots of good stuff.
611
00:30:43,870 --> 00:30:46,120
They spend their small lives
building things
612
00:30:46,130 --> 00:30:49,080
that we could smash in a heartbeat.
613
00:30:49,090 --> 00:30:50,170
Sounds fun.
614
00:30:50,180 --> 00:30:52,690
Perhaps you can tell me...
615
00:30:52,700 --> 00:30:54,080
Do I have a name?
616
00:30:55,660 --> 00:30:58,440
Why would you need one?
617
00:30:59,140 --> 00:31:01,700
Starbucks, mostly.
618
00:31:01,710 --> 00:31:04,050
This whole time I felt so sorry for you.
619
00:31:04,060 --> 00:31:05,880
Lost and alone.
620
00:31:05,890 --> 00:31:08,140
But you weren't alone.
You were with the humans.
621
00:31:08,150 --> 00:31:11,010
You talk like them, you think like them.
622
00:31:12,890 --> 00:31:14,710
I ate a few of them.
623
00:31:14,720 --> 00:31:17,540
Yes, but you care about them.
624
00:31:25,690 --> 00:31:26,900
You think I'm disappointed.
625
00:31:26,910 --> 00:31:28,560
I'm not.
626
00:31:32,180 --> 00:31:34,820
Are you scared of me, little brother?
627
00:31:34,830 --> 00:31:36,910
Would I have worked so hard
to bring you back
628
00:31:36,920 --> 00:31:39,520
if I was scared of you?
629
00:31:39,530 --> 00:31:43,000
All I thought about was you.
630
00:31:43,010 --> 00:31:45,830
After I remembered you existed, anyway.
631
00:31:45,840 --> 00:31:48,750
And all I thought about was revenge.
632
00:31:48,760 --> 00:31:52,010
And I got it for you already.
633
00:31:52,020 --> 00:31:54,450
I killed Bacchus.
634
00:31:54,460 --> 00:31:56,540
Iris.
635
00:31:56,550 --> 00:31:58,630
All of them.
636
00:31:58,640 --> 00:32:00,680
Everyone who hurt you.
637
00:32:01,600 --> 00:32:04,410
The question is, who put us here?
638
00:32:07,780 --> 00:32:09,120
Our parents.
639
00:32:09,130 --> 00:32:11,460
They made us, called us mistakes.
640
00:32:11,470 --> 00:32:12,940
Abandoned us.
641
00:32:12,950 --> 00:32:16,030
So, what do we do?
642
00:32:16,040 --> 00:32:18,470
I like murder as much as anyone,
643
00:32:18,480 --> 00:32:20,820
but I did all of this
644
00:32:20,830 --> 00:32:23,040
just to be with you.
645
00:32:23,050 --> 00:32:26,650
Can't we enjoy it
just for a little while?
646
00:32:28,190 --> 00:32:30,379
That's not what we were made for.
647
00:32:30,380 --> 00:32:34,420
It's not that I am terrified
of the Old Gods in any way.
648
00:32:34,440 --> 00:32:37,010
It's just, how do you kill
649
00:32:37,020 --> 00:32:39,800
an intangible thought creature?
650
00:32:39,810 --> 00:32:42,890
Where do you even stab?
651
00:32:42,900 --> 00:32:45,630
They're more vulnerable
than you think...
652
00:32:45,640 --> 00:32:47,810
if we can get to their realm.
653
00:32:47,820 --> 00:32:49,980
Which we cannot.
654
00:32:49,990 --> 00:32:53,460
We had a key. A scroll.
655
00:32:53,470 --> 00:32:55,990
Found it a very long time ago
on this world.
656
00:32:56,000 --> 00:32:57,120
The Order took it from us.
657
00:32:57,140 --> 00:32:59,510
They didn't even know what they had.
658
00:32:59,520 --> 00:33:00,910
Now...
659
00:33:00,920 --> 00:33:03,910
where would a bunch of librarians keep
660
00:33:03,920 --> 00:33:08,020
a very, very important scroll?
661
00:33:20,160 --> 00:33:21,370
Oh.
662
00:33:21,380 --> 00:33:22,680
Here.
663
00:33:22,690 --> 00:33:24,200
This has to be it.
664
00:33:24,260 --> 00:33:27,510
It's exactly as Martin described it.
665
00:33:27,520 --> 00:33:30,719
Think... think happy thoughts
666
00:33:30,720 --> 00:33:32,390
about Fillory.
667
00:33:32,400 --> 00:33:34,130
Pure.
668
00:33:34,140 --> 00:33:36,960
Innocent.
669
00:33:36,970 --> 00:33:38,660
Maybe try talking to it.
670
00:33:38,670 --> 00:33:41,970
Okay, you just...
671
00:33:45,460 --> 00:33:48,190
Well...
672
00:33:48,200 --> 00:33:51,410
um, Fillory is...
673
00:33:51,420 --> 00:33:53,450
obviously great.
674
00:33:53,460 --> 00:33:56,739
Um, you know, talking bears, right?
675
00:33:56,740 --> 00:33:58,550
Who... who could hate that?
676
00:33:58,610 --> 00:34:02,510
And... and opium in the air.
677
00:34:02,520 --> 00:34:04,470
That was...
678
00:34:04,480 --> 00:34:06,340
smart.
679
00:34:06,350 --> 00:34:08,780
And...
680
00:34:08,790 --> 00:34:11,430
socialized centaur medicine.
681
00:34:11,440 --> 00:34:12,480
Are we screwed
682
00:34:12,500 --> 00:34:14,630
because Quentin can't
get it up for Fillory?
683
00:34:14,640 --> 00:34:16,440
- Just...
- Look, why don't you try...
684
00:34:16,450 --> 00:34:19,319
Okay, no, stop. I can't... look,
you're the one that ruined this.
685
00:34:19,320 --> 00:34:23,190
I can't do it with you over my
shoulder, so just... please, just go.
686
00:34:26,240 --> 00:34:27,760
God damn it.
687
00:34:36,250 --> 00:34:38,500
Okay, um...
688
00:34:38,510 --> 00:34:41,070
when I was a kid
I... I loved the Fizzy River
689
00:34:41,080 --> 00:34:43,070
that they found in book two.
690
00:34:43,080 --> 00:34:45,250
And I loved...
691
00:34:45,260 --> 00:34:47,300
I loved the Upside-Down Desert.
692
00:34:47,310 --> 00:34:49,300
You know, the...
693
00:34:49,310 --> 00:34:52,610
I can't really picture it,
but, you know, it sounds...
694
00:34:52,620 --> 00:34:55,310
it sounds cool.
695
00:34:58,270 --> 00:34:59,830
I don't know, I can't... I'm sorry.
696
00:34:59,840 --> 00:35:03,190
- I just... I can't...
- Hey. Hey.
697
00:35:04,670 --> 00:35:06,750
I used to love Fillory when I was a kid
698
00:35:06,760 --> 00:35:10,230
because I didn't know what it was.
699
00:35:10,240 --> 00:35:12,230
Plover left out
all of the terrible shit,
700
00:35:12,240 --> 00:35:14,320
and most of the good stuff
he just made up.
701
00:35:14,330 --> 00:35:17,630
Even the fucking Cozy Horse is a lie.
702
00:35:17,640 --> 00:35:18,959
Remember what you told me
703
00:35:18,960 --> 00:35:21,110
about letting go of who you used to be?
704
00:35:21,120 --> 00:35:23,200
I know, I'm trying.
705
00:35:23,210 --> 00:35:25,600
Don't.
706
00:35:25,610 --> 00:35:27,120
I don't want you to.
707
00:35:28,430 --> 00:35:31,300
Believing in something...
really believing...
708
00:35:31,310 --> 00:35:32,920
is almost impossible.
709
00:35:35,440 --> 00:35:38,300
But the Quentin I first met...
710
00:35:38,310 --> 00:35:41,130
he believed in magic.
711
00:35:41,140 --> 00:35:43,440
And in Fillory.
712
00:35:43,450 --> 00:35:45,620
He changed.
713
00:35:45,630 --> 00:35:48,530
He grew up.
714
00:35:48,540 --> 00:35:51,620
Being an adult doesn't mean
that you have to throw away
715
00:35:51,630 --> 00:35:52,860
what you used to love.
716
00:35:54,290 --> 00:35:57,150
Then what does it mean?
717
00:35:57,160 --> 00:35:59,440
Seeing the world through new eyes.
718
00:36:05,170 --> 00:36:07,940
And for what it's worth,
719
00:36:07,950 --> 00:36:09,680
the Cozy Horse is real.
720
00:36:09,690 --> 00:36:11,420
I saw it when I was a niffin.
721
00:36:11,430 --> 00:36:13,600
So big you could build a house on it.
722
00:36:15,570 --> 00:36:17,820
So...
723
00:36:17,830 --> 00:36:20,300
let's go.
724
00:36:37,720 --> 00:36:40,640
Okay, it's just you and me.
725
00:36:42,810 --> 00:36:44,080
You know the worst part
726
00:36:44,100 --> 00:36:46,860
of getting exactly what you want?
727
00:36:49,340 --> 00:36:51,820
When it's not good enough.
728
00:36:53,910 --> 00:36:56,520
Then what do you do?
729
00:36:58,700 --> 00:37:01,920
If this can't make me happy,
then what would?
730
00:37:06,710 --> 00:37:09,710
Fillory was supposed to mean something.
731
00:37:10,750 --> 00:37:14,410
I was supposed to mean something here.
732
00:37:16,540 --> 00:37:18,530
But it's all... it's just...
it's random.
733
00:37:18,540 --> 00:37:19,580
It's so random
734
00:37:19,590 --> 00:37:21,540
that the only way to save my friends
735
00:37:21,550 --> 00:37:24,380
is to yell at a fucking plant!
736
00:37:27,600 --> 00:37:30,990
Honestly, fuck Fillory
for being so disappointing.
737
00:37:33,380 --> 00:37:37,430
You know what, maybe I was better off
just believing that it was fiction.
738
00:37:38,830 --> 00:37:41,030
The idea of Fillory
739
00:37:41,040 --> 00:37:43,140
is what saved my life!
740
00:37:47,530 --> 00:37:50,610
This promise...
741
00:37:50,620 --> 00:37:53,480
that...
742
00:37:53,490 --> 00:37:55,830
people like me...
743
00:37:59,020 --> 00:38:02,320
People like me...
744
00:38:02,330 --> 00:38:04,930
Can somehow...
745
00:38:07,550 --> 00:38:09,590
Find an escape.
746
00:38:12,860 --> 00:38:15,770
There has gotta be some power in that.
747
00:38:18,390 --> 00:38:22,860
Shouldn't loving the idea
of Fillory be enough?
748
00:38:48,850 --> 00:38:50,970
Guys.
749
00:38:52,900 --> 00:38:55,810
Guys, something's happening!
750
00:39:20,400 --> 00:39:22,660
Here's the door.
751
00:40:03,320 --> 00:40:06,620
The key to the realm of the Old Gods.
752
00:40:35,300 --> 00:40:37,820
How the hell does this thing work?
753
00:40:40,430 --> 00:40:41,860
Give this to Margo.
754
00:40:41,870 --> 00:40:45,260
If Plover's right, it should cure Josh.
755
00:40:45,270 --> 00:40:48,220
Monsters in Library!
756
00:40:51,230 --> 00:40:54,050
- Sheila must have sent it.
- Monsters in Library!
757
00:40:54,060 --> 00:40:55,790
All right, we have to
go before they leave.
758
00:40:55,800 --> 00:40:57,620
Okay, I'll grab Margo and the axes.
759
00:40:57,680 --> 00:40:58,930
Hey, you sure this is gonna work?
760
00:40:58,940 --> 00:41:00,190
Well, either it will,
761
00:41:00,200 --> 00:41:01,980
or when you come back
we'll both be fish.
762
00:41:01,990 --> 00:41:04,590
Well, that'd be an improvement.
763
00:41:08,470 --> 00:41:11,110
- Okay.
- Okay.
764
00:41:14,780 --> 00:41:16,340
Do you feel anything?
765
00:41:16,350 --> 00:41:18,560
Super stressed out?
766
00:41:18,570 --> 00:41:20,470
Okay.
767
00:41:24,090 --> 00:41:25,360
Ugh.
768
00:41:26,440 --> 00:41:29,090
Yeah, I'm totally feeling that.
769
00:41:29,100 --> 00:41:30,870
Okay.
770
00:41:34,630 --> 00:41:38,190
Grab your axes. Monsters in the Library.
771
00:41:38,200 --> 00:41:39,500
Are you baking for a fish?
772
00:41:39,510 --> 00:41:41,460
He has a refined palate.
773
00:41:41,470 --> 00:41:43,370
Yeah, here, this should
fix the whole fish deal.
774
00:41:43,380 --> 00:41:46,199
And, yes, I noticed that your
eyeball isn't in your head,
775
00:41:46,200 --> 00:41:48,060
but honestly, we do not have
time for me to hear that story.
776
00:41:48,080 --> 00:41:50,420
- How long does the leaf take?
- I don't know.
777
00:41:50,430 --> 00:41:53,040
But you know it works?
778
00:41:55,130 --> 00:41:57,040
I can't believe I'm saying this,
779
00:41:57,050 --> 00:41:59,000
but I can't go until he's cured.
780
00:41:59,010 --> 00:42:01,350
If I leave, Josh will die.
781
00:42:01,360 --> 00:42:03,480
- It's okay.
- Penny.
782
00:42:03,490 --> 00:42:05,180
I'll bring Eliot back.
783
00:42:05,190 --> 00:42:06,870
I promise.
784
00:42:10,630 --> 00:42:13,570
Damn cheap bastards.
785
00:42:13,580 --> 00:42:15,050
No, no, please!
786
00:42:15,060 --> 00:42:17,710
No! No!
787
00:42:17,720 --> 00:42:19,660
Shit.
788
00:42:27,730 --> 00:42:30,640
What did you do
to get locked in this cage?
789
00:42:31,990 --> 00:42:34,070
Well, I...
790
00:42:34,080 --> 00:42:37,030
I went against every instinct I had.
791
00:42:37,040 --> 00:42:40,340
I tried to make a goddamn difference.
792
00:42:40,350 --> 00:42:43,080
Which, for the record,
you should never, ever do.
793
00:42:47,050 --> 00:42:49,260
Julia...
794
00:42:49,270 --> 00:42:51,570
if... if you're in there,
795
00:42:51,580 --> 00:42:54,270
then I'm sorry...
796
00:42:54,280 --> 00:42:57,270
for everything that happened to you...
797
00:42:58,460 --> 00:42:59,580
Because of me.
798
00:42:59,590 --> 00:43:01,750
Hey, monster.
799
00:43:01,760 --> 00:43:04,020
Lady.
800
00:43:17,200 --> 00:43:18,380
Adorable.
801
00:43:19,960 --> 00:43:24,240
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