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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 161 00:00:09,260 --> 00:00:12,935 'Nobody's saying the Chatsworth Estate is the Garden of Eden, 2 00:00:13,020 --> 00:00:16,808 'but it's been a good home to us, to me, Frank Gallagher, 3 00:00:16,900 --> 00:00:19,653 'and me kids, who l'm proud of, 4 00:00:19,740 --> 00:00:23,494 'cos every single one of 'em reminds me a little of me. 5 00:00:23,580 --> 00:00:29,212 'They can all think for themselves, which they've me to thank for. 6 00:00:29,300 --> 00:00:32,098 'Fiona, who's a massive help. 7 00:00:32,180 --> 00:00:37,095 'Lip, who's a bit of a gobshite, which is why nobody calls him Phillip any more. 8 00:00:37,180 --> 00:00:41,810 'lan's like his mam, which is handy for the others, cos she's disappeared. 9 00:00:41,900 --> 00:00:44,573 'Carl - we daren't let him grow his hair for two reasons. 10 00:00:44,660 --> 00:00:48,812 'One, it stands on end and makes him look like Toyah. Two, nits love him. 11 00:00:48,900 --> 00:00:52,051 'Debbie - sent by God, total angel. 12 00:00:52,140 --> 00:00:55,769 'Check your change, but she'll always do you a favour. 13 00:00:55,860 --> 00:00:58,658 'Plus Liam - gonna be a star, 14 00:00:58,740 --> 00:01:01,937 once we've got the fits under control. 15 00:01:02,020 --> 00:01:07,731 'Steve, Fiona's boyfriend. The truth is out there. Not. 16 00:01:07,820 --> 00:01:12,610 'Fantastic neighbours, Kev and Veronica. Lend you anything... Well, not anything. 17 00:01:12,700 --> 00:01:16,488 'But all of 'em, to a man, know first and foremost 18 00:01:16,580 --> 00:01:22,769 'one of the most vital necessities in this life is they know how to throw a party! 19 00:01:22,860 --> 00:01:24,976 'Heh heh heh heh! Scatter!' 20 00:01:27,940 --> 00:01:30,977 (Veronica) 'Now, l'm not really a jealous person, 21 00:01:31,060 --> 00:01:33,813 'but living next door to Fiona gave me a cross to bear. 22 00:01:33,900 --> 00:01:38,849 'Every bloke she met seemed to want to marry her. She had that kind of face. 23 00:01:38,940 --> 00:01:44,298 'l thought l had that kind of face an' all, but Kev's never mentioned marriage, 24 00:01:44,380 --> 00:01:48,055 'which never used to bother me till the day l realised 25 00:01:48,140 --> 00:01:52,292 'that, well, you either love each other or you don't 26 00:01:52,380 --> 00:01:56,532 'and, if you don't, it's time to find your running shoes, innit?' 27 00:01:56,620 --> 00:01:59,214 - (# Pop music playing) - Top up? 28 00:01:59,300 --> 00:02:03,259 (# Music playing loudly) 29 00:02:08,300 --> 00:02:10,495 - Seen our Veronica? - Try the disco. 30 00:02:13,180 --> 00:02:16,456 - (# Music playing loudly) - Veronica? 31 00:02:16,540 --> 00:02:19,179 - Bleeding row! - Don't you remember this? 32 00:02:19,260 --> 00:02:23,412 Down Jekyll's, off our faces? lt's the first time we got off together. 33 00:02:23,500 --> 00:02:26,298 l must have been, dancing to this! Seen me shirt? 34 00:02:26,380 --> 00:02:28,530 - What shirt? - Me Friday shirt for work. 35 00:02:28,620 --> 00:02:31,771 l got it out earlier and it's disappeared. What's in there? 36 00:02:31,860 --> 00:02:35,819 Bedding. l'll stick 'em in Fiona's. Ours will rip 'em to shreds. 37 00:02:35,900 --> 00:02:37,811 Veronica! 38 00:02:40,780 --> 00:02:43,169 - Thought it was a pillow case. - With sleeves? 39 00:02:43,260 --> 00:02:47,299 lt's been downhill ever since. (Veronica blowing a kiss) 40 00:02:47,380 --> 00:02:48,972 - Wicked! - Cheers! 41 00:02:50,000 --> 00:02:56,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 42 00:03:00,860 --> 00:03:04,091 Hey, that's sexual hara... Mandy! 43 00:03:04,180 --> 00:03:08,458 Was hoping you'd be here. Thanks for earlier - stepping in with Hardman. 44 00:03:08,540 --> 00:03:10,929 - Oh, it were nothing. - You're joking. 45 00:03:11,020 --> 00:03:16,094 None of the other lads would've done it. You were my knight in shining armour. 46 00:03:16,180 --> 00:03:20,139 You've got a hero working for you. Stood up for me earlier in biology. 47 00:03:20,220 --> 00:03:23,656 Hard-on Hardman. He's a right dirty old bastard. 48 00:03:23,740 --> 00:03:28,177 - Did you have to stay long in detention? - An hour. l listened to my Walkman. 49 00:03:28,260 --> 00:03:30,694 - What you doin' when you get off? - l don't know. 50 00:03:30,780 --> 00:03:35,376 He's a bit of a slave-driver so l'm never too sure what time l'm gonna finish. 51 00:03:36,180 --> 00:03:42,096 - Listen, Mandy, l'd best get on. - OK. Might seen you later, then...sexy! 52 00:03:52,420 --> 00:03:56,174 - 'Scuse me, ladies, 'scuse me. - (Raucous cheering) 53 00:03:56,260 --> 00:04:00,412 - l'll just take these off you. - Take anything you want off me, darling! 54 00:04:00,500 --> 00:04:02,331 - What's your name, love? - Kev. 55 00:04:02,420 --> 00:04:06,493 - (All) Ooooh! - l've found a new one! Kev! 56 00:04:07,260 --> 00:04:11,617 Listen, Kev, l'm working my way through the alphabet and l ain't had a K yet. 57 00:04:12,180 --> 00:04:14,740 Do you fancy helping me out? 58 00:04:14,820 --> 00:04:20,099 l tell you what, if you're still stuck after the other 25, give us a shout! 59 00:04:22,740 --> 00:04:26,289 Hey, Zack, Zack, you might be in here, mate! 60 00:04:36,780 --> 00:04:38,293 'Night. 61 00:04:41,500 --> 00:04:43,650 - Gotcha! - Jesus, Mandy! 62 00:04:44,900 --> 00:04:47,653 - You scared me half to death! - Waited for you. 63 00:04:47,740 --> 00:04:51,699 Come on, l'll walk you home. Windsor Gardens, innit? 64 00:04:51,780 --> 00:04:54,089 She fancies the arse off you! 65 00:04:54,180 --> 00:04:57,411 Over there. Tina. Shall l tell her you're interested? 66 00:04:57,500 --> 00:05:00,651 Reckons you're like a little boy in need of mothering. 67 00:05:00,740 --> 00:05:05,097 She's a dirty cow! What do you reckon, Kev? Shall l tell her you're up for it? 68 00:05:05,180 --> 00:05:07,330 - No, l can't. - Aw, why not? 69 00:05:07,420 --> 00:05:09,809 - l just can't. - Hey, Tina... 70 00:05:09,900 --> 00:05:16,533 No, whoa, whoa, whoa! Listen, l'm... Fuck! l'm... l'm getting married, aren't l? 71 00:05:16,620 --> 00:05:20,772 - Married?! - Veronica. Great girl. Love her to bits. 72 00:05:22,860 --> 00:05:26,853 - Did he just say he was getting married? - Well, it's t'first l've heard. 73 00:05:26,940 --> 00:05:32,537 Well, are yous just gonna stand there or are you gonna break out the bubbly? 74 00:05:32,620 --> 00:05:35,088 Come on, this needs marking, doesn't it? 75 00:05:35,180 --> 00:05:39,458 (Drunkenly) Paddy, Reg! Kev's...getting married! 76 00:05:39,540 --> 00:05:41,770 Hey, here he comes! Hey! 77 00:05:41,860 --> 00:05:46,536 - # Here comes the bride - (Everyone joining in) # La la la-laaa 78 00:05:46,620 --> 00:05:49,771 # La la la-la la la la-la la... # 79 00:05:49,860 --> 00:05:51,816 - Hey, Carol... - Frank, no! 80 00:05:51,900 --> 00:05:56,416 Hey, your Veronica, Kev's gonna make an honest woman of her! 81 00:05:57,500 --> 00:06:03,939 (Squealing loudly) Oh, Jesus Christ, he's done it! 82 00:06:04,020 --> 00:06:06,853 He's finally gone and done it! 83 00:06:06,940 --> 00:06:11,616 Kevin Alan Ball, give me a big kiss! 84 00:06:12,740 --> 00:06:14,890 - My new son-in-law! - Carol... 85 00:06:14,980 --> 00:06:18,893 He's made me the happiest mother in the world! 86 00:06:18,980 --> 00:06:22,495 Mind you, it's about bloody time. Give us your phone. 87 00:06:22,580 --> 00:06:25,811 - l wanna ring Veron... - You can't! 88 00:06:25,900 --> 00:06:28,653 - She'll wanna tell you herself. - Kev! 89 00:06:29,260 --> 00:06:32,013 Kev...the barman! 90 00:06:33,940 --> 00:06:37,296 - He's getting married! - Congratulations, Kev! 91 00:06:40,060 --> 00:06:43,370 (Woman gasping orgasmically on television) 92 00:06:47,580 --> 00:06:51,255 - D-Do you want another? - Cheers. 93 00:06:51,340 --> 00:06:54,093 - (Gasping grows louder) - Don't be long. 94 00:06:55,580 --> 00:06:57,536 - What the fuck... - Piss off! 95 00:06:57,620 --> 00:07:01,579 l want to see the end of this. All right! Jesus! 96 00:07:01,660 --> 00:07:05,050 - Where are you going? - Bed...apparently. 97 00:07:09,140 --> 00:07:11,210 (# Robbie Williams: Feel) 98 00:07:18,340 --> 00:07:21,650 - You Kev? - Yeah, why? 99 00:07:21,740 --> 00:07:26,734 Me brother said you're getting married. Top quality, good as new. 100 00:07:29,180 --> 00:07:32,729 Bitch jilted me, didn't she? Do you want to try it on? 101 00:07:32,820 --> 00:07:35,050 (Cheering) 102 00:07:35,140 --> 00:07:39,019 # l just wanna feel real love 103 00:07:39,100 --> 00:07:42,615 # And the home that l live in... # 104 00:07:44,300 --> 00:07:46,052 l'm getting married! 105 00:07:51,740 --> 00:07:53,731 You're dead, you are! 106 00:07:55,460 --> 00:07:57,416 One size fits all. 107 00:07:59,100 --> 00:08:02,012 # ..love ever after 108 00:08:04,180 --> 00:08:08,935 # There's a hole in my soul You can see it in my face 109 00:08:09,020 --> 00:08:11,454 # lt's a real big place # 110 00:08:11,540 --> 00:08:15,499 - Mandy, Mandy... - lt's OK, l've got some in me bag. 111 00:08:15,580 --> 00:08:17,252 Three-pack. 112 00:08:20,460 --> 00:08:22,849 No, l...l...can't! l can't! l'm sorry. 113 00:08:22,940 --> 00:08:25,773 - lan! - Oh, shit, l'm sorry! l'm really sorry. 114 00:08:25,860 --> 00:08:29,375 - l didn't mean to... - What's up? What's the matter? 115 00:08:29,460 --> 00:08:32,372 What is it? Don't you fancy me or summat? 116 00:08:38,860 --> 00:08:42,011 - What are you looking at? - Hoo-hoo-hooo! 117 00:08:48,420 --> 00:08:51,173 (Doorbell ringing) 118 00:08:53,780 --> 00:08:56,897 - (Doorbell ringing) - All right! 119 00:08:57,500 --> 00:08:59,570 (Veronica) All right! 120 00:09:00,660 --> 00:09:03,811 Who is it? Hello? 121 00:09:05,820 --> 00:09:09,529 No, there's nobody there, love. Go back to bed. 122 00:09:09,620 --> 00:09:13,408 (Veronica) No, it's nothing. lt's probably just kids. 123 00:09:13,500 --> 00:09:17,778 Get the baseball bat if you want, but l don't think you'll need it... 124 00:09:17,860 --> 00:09:19,816 Veronica! 125 00:09:24,780 --> 00:09:27,692 Kev, you scared... What you doin' down there? 126 00:09:27,780 --> 00:09:32,774 Veronica Fisher...will you do me the honour of being my wife? 127 00:09:35,380 --> 00:09:37,336 ls this a wind-up? 128 00:09:41,140 --> 00:09:43,096 Course l will, you daft bugger! 129 00:09:45,380 --> 00:09:48,736 (Veronica squealing and laughing) 130 00:09:52,700 --> 00:09:55,453 - What's going on? - l don't know. They look happy. 131 00:09:55,540 --> 00:09:59,135 - That could be you and Mandy Maguire! - Don't! 132 00:09:59,220 --> 00:10:01,495 Watch the door! Whaa! 133 00:10:04,100 --> 00:10:07,172 (Veronica singing, shower running) 134 00:10:09,100 --> 00:10:10,772 (Cheering in pub) 135 00:10:10,860 --> 00:10:13,658 (Girl) 'Like a little boy in need of mothering!' 136 00:10:15,020 --> 00:10:19,172 'Veronica Fisher, will you do me the honour of being my wife?' 137 00:10:19,260 --> 00:10:21,979 - (Frank) 'Hey, Carol...' - ..my son-in-law! 138 00:10:22,060 --> 00:10:24,574 (Frank humming Wedding March) 139 00:10:24,660 --> 00:10:26,412 (Cheering) 140 00:10:27,580 --> 00:10:30,777 Right, come on, hurry up, sit down! 141 00:10:30,860 --> 00:10:34,773 Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh! Can we have a bit of hush, please? 142 00:10:35,660 --> 00:10:38,697 Everyone settled? We've got an announcement to make. 143 00:10:38,780 --> 00:10:41,931 (Whispers) Do we not need drinks? For the toast? 144 00:10:42,020 --> 00:10:44,375 - Are you getting married? - Debbie! 145 00:10:44,460 --> 00:10:48,373 - ls that it? - Yes. Kev and me are getting married! 146 00:10:50,340 --> 00:10:53,616 A proper wedding? Oh, can l be the bridesmaid? 147 00:10:54,940 --> 00:10:58,376 - Nice one, Kev! - (Everyone talking at once) 148 00:10:58,460 --> 00:11:02,419 - (Veronica) Aw, sorry, kiddo, next time. - Congratulations, Kev! 149 00:11:04,460 --> 00:11:06,416 (Veronica) Come here, monkey boy! 150 00:11:13,940 --> 00:11:18,252 - How long's it take to get a divorce? - Think you have to get married first. 151 00:11:19,060 --> 00:11:21,016 l'm already married. 152 00:11:23,500 --> 00:11:26,776 l don't even know where she is. She was in Carlisle. 153 00:11:26,860 --> 00:11:30,011 Look, l know a decent solicitor. l can give him a call. 154 00:11:30,100 --> 00:11:33,490 Behind her back? Why have you never told her? 155 00:11:33,580 --> 00:11:36,333 Fuck knows. We were only married a year. 156 00:11:36,420 --> 00:11:40,698 You're gonna have to tell her before she broadcasts it to the entire estate. 157 00:11:40,780 --> 00:11:45,570 Hey up, hey up, he-e-e-ey! So this is where you're hiding! 158 00:11:47,220 --> 00:11:49,893 Yeah? Might be a bit late for that. 159 00:11:59,540 --> 00:12:04,136 What do you think? l think it might need a few alterations! 160 00:12:08,980 --> 00:12:12,655 Right, on my side, we've got Mum, Uncle Terry, Mick and Sylvia, 161 00:12:12,740 --> 00:12:14,696 Janet, Rhonda, Clem and Pete. 162 00:12:14,780 --> 00:12:19,729 Then there's me brothers - Barry, Mitch, little Leo. No-one's talking to our Phil. 163 00:12:19,820 --> 00:12:23,210 And Marty's still in prison. What about your side? 164 00:12:23,300 --> 00:12:26,258 - (TV) 'Stockport, two-to-one favourite...' - Kev! 165 00:12:26,340 --> 00:12:29,298 - Whoever. - Well, who do you want to invite? 166 00:12:29,380 --> 00:12:33,339 l'm telling you now, your Kelly's not coming for starters. 167 00:12:33,420 --> 00:12:36,378 You do the list. Then you'll get your own way. 168 00:12:37,260 --> 00:12:40,218 - What is your problem? - l haven't got a problem. 169 00:12:40,300 --> 00:12:45,454 See your face! l'm not dragging you round. We're gonna do this together. 170 00:12:45,540 --> 00:12:48,338 There is no way l'm sorting it all out on me own. 171 00:12:48,420 --> 00:12:52,379 Just because we're getting married, l'm not gonna shuffle round... 172 00:12:52,460 --> 00:12:54,416 - Veronica... - What? 173 00:12:56,780 --> 00:12:58,736 l've gotta go to work. 174 00:13:02,420 --> 00:13:04,376 lt's Kev. Kev Ball. 175 00:13:04,460 --> 00:13:09,454 Yeah. Sorry to ring you out of the blue. Have you got a number for your Roxy? 176 00:13:12,060 --> 00:13:15,769 You're joking? GBH? What happened? 177 00:13:20,060 --> 00:13:22,858 Golf club? Jesus! 178 00:13:22,940 --> 00:13:24,896 She took 'em clean off? 179 00:13:25,860 --> 00:13:29,535 Erm...when you visit her, can you pass on a message for me? 180 00:13:29,620 --> 00:13:31,576 Yeah. Tell her l want a divorce. 181 00:13:42,340 --> 00:13:47,812 Are you lan Gallagher? You're fucking dead! Get here, you! 182 00:13:49,700 --> 00:13:53,136 Think you can force yourself on our Mandy? 183 00:13:53,220 --> 00:13:56,132 - Picked the wrong one! You'll be dead! - Fuck off, Paki! 184 00:13:56,220 --> 00:13:59,656 - Do you hear me, Gallagher? - Leave him! 185 00:14:01,340 --> 00:14:03,615 He'll be out the back and down the street. 186 00:14:05,620 --> 00:14:07,975 Come on. 187 00:14:08,060 --> 00:14:09,937 Tell him he's a marked man. 188 00:14:20,140 --> 00:14:23,894 - (Kash) lan? lan? - (Knocking on door) 189 00:14:23,980 --> 00:14:27,768 lt's all right, they've gone. l've put the lock on. 190 00:14:39,660 --> 00:14:42,299 l didn't touch her, Kash. She just... 191 00:14:42,380 --> 00:14:44,336 lt's all right. Come here. 192 00:15:05,220 --> 00:15:06,972 We're here. 193 00:15:09,940 --> 00:15:14,218 Why don't l like her? Why couldn't l touch her? 194 00:15:14,300 --> 00:15:17,451 - You know why. - No, l don't. 195 00:15:17,540 --> 00:15:20,498 Cos loads of real lads fancy her. Why can't l? 196 00:15:22,100 --> 00:15:25,888 - Because you're... - What? A poof? 197 00:15:25,980 --> 00:15:31,498 Like you? With a wife and two kids? Cos maybe that's what l want. 198 00:15:31,580 --> 00:15:34,731 Maybe, if l try hard, l can convince myself l'm straight 199 00:15:34,820 --> 00:15:38,813 cos l tell you what, Kash, it'd make my life a fuck of a lot easier! 200 00:15:41,020 --> 00:15:46,777 You think? Easier? Lying to your family for the next 20 years. 201 00:15:46,860 --> 00:15:49,818 Listening to people in the shop and in the pub 202 00:15:49,900 --> 00:15:54,018 making jokes about how filthy it is without being able to say anything. 203 00:15:54,100 --> 00:15:56,455 Sleeping with a woman every night 204 00:15:56,540 --> 00:15:59,657 even though you don't like the feel of her skin. 205 00:16:03,580 --> 00:16:05,536 You think that's easy? 206 00:16:13,860 --> 00:16:15,612 (Television blaring) 207 00:16:15,700 --> 00:16:17,497 (Door closing) 208 00:16:17,580 --> 00:16:20,936 Mandy called round earlier. Said she'd got the wrong brother. 209 00:16:21,020 --> 00:16:23,978 Fancied seeing what an older man could do. 210 00:16:24,060 --> 00:16:27,769 - (Cheering on TV) - You wanker! 211 00:16:45,460 --> 00:16:47,416 What did they do? 212 00:16:49,780 --> 00:16:53,489 - lan, what did they say? - What do you think? 213 00:17:02,500 --> 00:17:05,173 l wasn't even bothered till he brought it up. 214 00:17:05,260 --> 00:17:08,935 Now it's like l'm dragging him down the aisle. What's up with him? 215 00:17:09,020 --> 00:17:13,571 - He's had a face like a slapped arse. - Maybe he doesn't want to get married. 216 00:17:13,660 --> 00:17:17,016 Maybe he asked you cos he thinks that's what you want. 217 00:17:17,100 --> 00:17:21,855 Nine years, no ring on your finger. Most women would've ditched him by now. 218 00:17:21,940 --> 00:17:24,693 l've thought about it, but it's never mattered. 219 00:17:24,780 --> 00:17:29,217 You just know whether someone's right or not. lf it works, it works. 220 00:17:29,300 --> 00:17:31,860 The way things are between us is perfect. 221 00:17:31,940 --> 00:17:36,889 So why change it? What's the one thing that breaks up long-term couples? 222 00:17:38,260 --> 00:17:40,296 Other than the pressies and the piss-up, 223 00:17:40,380 --> 00:17:43,850 give me three good reasons why you wanna get married. 224 00:17:51,540 --> 00:17:54,100 Kev...come out. 225 00:17:59,980 --> 00:18:02,892 - What? - Why are we getting married? 226 00:18:04,620 --> 00:18:10,172 l think l was excited cos you're meant to be. You know, the idea of it all. 227 00:18:10,260 --> 00:18:15,539 Nice dress, fancy ring, people looking at you like you're summat special. 228 00:18:15,620 --> 00:18:16,973 Hmm. 229 00:18:18,380 --> 00:18:22,532 But when l stopped and thought about it, it just seemed pointless. 230 00:18:24,740 --> 00:18:28,415 We don't need a piece of paper to tell us we love each other. 231 00:18:28,500 --> 00:18:30,650 No, that's exactly what l was... 232 00:18:32,340 --> 00:18:36,299 Hang on. This isn't a test, is it? One of them women things? 233 00:18:36,380 --> 00:18:40,339 You pretend you don't wanna do something to see if l'll talk you round? 234 00:18:40,420 --> 00:18:43,298 Well, if it is, you've just failed! 235 00:18:45,980 --> 00:18:47,936 What'll we tell people? 236 00:18:49,380 --> 00:18:51,848 We've changed our minds. 237 00:18:51,940 --> 00:18:55,615 Actually, don't tell 'em anything till they've bought the presents. 238 00:18:55,700 --> 00:18:59,329 Size of my family, we'll get the whole house kitted out! 239 00:19:07,060 --> 00:19:09,016 Do you know what? 240 00:19:10,140 --> 00:19:12,096 l love the arse off you. 241 00:19:12,940 --> 00:19:14,896 How could you not? 242 00:19:17,260 --> 00:19:18,932 (Doorbell ringing) 243 00:19:19,020 --> 00:19:20,692 lgnore it. 244 00:19:23,020 --> 00:19:28,299 (Mum outside) Veronica! Veronica! Hurry up! l'm gonna wet meself out here! 245 00:19:28,380 --> 00:19:32,339 - (Wedding March playing) - Picture the scene. Beautiful church. 246 00:19:32,420 --> 00:19:36,732 Sun's shining, all your friends and family gathered together. 247 00:19:37,460 --> 00:19:42,250 Kev waiting at the front in his new beige suit, nervous, excited. 248 00:19:42,340 --> 00:19:46,333 Then suddenly you appear, 249 00:19:46,420 --> 00:19:48,570 the blushing bride! 250 00:19:48,660 --> 00:19:50,935 Radiant, voluptuous! 251 00:19:51,020 --> 00:19:57,414 You're walking arm in arm with your father down the aisle. 252 00:19:57,500 --> 00:20:00,060 He's proud, he's tearful... 253 00:20:00,140 --> 00:20:02,096 He's dead! 254 00:20:02,180 --> 00:20:05,331 Well, that's what he would've wanted... 255 00:20:06,300 --> 00:20:09,975 had the good Lord not seen fit to take him away from us. 256 00:20:10,060 --> 00:20:11,175 So... 257 00:20:13,300 --> 00:20:15,052 ..he left you this instead. 258 00:20:16,940 --> 00:20:21,092 He never made a will because he didn't want people squabbling over it 259 00:20:21,180 --> 00:20:23,740 so he put that aside. 260 00:20:23,820 --> 00:20:28,416 He was old-fashioned - reckoned any father worth his salt 261 00:20:28,500 --> 00:20:30,855 should be able to pay for his daughter's wedding. 262 00:20:30,940 --> 00:20:32,692 Five grand? 263 00:20:34,860 --> 00:20:40,651 He was a good man, Veronica. He wanted me to keep that until the time was right. 264 00:20:40,740 --> 00:20:44,699 - (Military march playing) - How do l turn this thing off? 265 00:20:45,540 --> 00:20:47,292 (Switches off music) 266 00:20:49,740 --> 00:20:51,696 (Banging on door) 267 00:20:53,060 --> 00:20:55,176 GO AWAY! 268 00:20:55,260 --> 00:20:58,775 lan Gallagher. Tell lan Gallagher we want him out here now. 269 00:20:58,860 --> 00:21:03,536 lan? Have you seen him? lf you see him, you tell him l'm looking for him, all right? 270 00:21:03,620 --> 00:21:05,292 ALL RlGHT?! 271 00:21:11,980 --> 00:21:13,652 Long story. 272 00:21:23,300 --> 00:21:26,451 Why did you lie? Why did you tell 'em l attacked you? 273 00:21:26,540 --> 00:21:29,100 - Get him away from me. - Tell them the truth! 274 00:21:29,180 --> 00:21:32,331 - Please! They're gonna kill me! - Get him away from me! 275 00:21:32,420 --> 00:21:35,093 You need locking up! Fucking pervert! 276 00:21:58,460 --> 00:22:00,451 Kev! Kev! Look! 277 00:22:02,700 --> 00:22:06,579 (lncomprehensible shouting) 278 00:22:07,180 --> 00:22:10,536 Buy your own house! Aye. (Mumbles) 279 00:22:11,540 --> 00:22:15,294 Right-to-buy scheme. Council are selling off the houses. 280 00:22:15,380 --> 00:22:19,931 - So? - So five grand plus the bit in the bank. 281 00:22:20,020 --> 00:22:23,774 We could almost buy our place outright. Our own home, Kev! 282 00:22:24,620 --> 00:22:27,771 What do you think? Walk down the aisle, couple of ''l do's''. 283 00:22:27,860 --> 00:22:31,011 Be worth it to get our own place. Gotta get a move on. 284 00:22:31,100 --> 00:22:33,330 Closing date's end of the month. 285 00:22:35,660 --> 00:22:37,616 What's up? 286 00:22:40,020 --> 00:22:41,772 l can't marry you. 287 00:22:43,660 --> 00:22:46,333 There's something you should know. 288 00:22:48,660 --> 00:22:50,412 Fuck me. 289 00:22:51,860 --> 00:22:53,612 Fucking hell. 290 00:22:55,060 --> 00:22:58,609 Roxy Benson. l remember her from school. 291 00:23:00,460 --> 00:23:02,894 - She were gorgeous. - She were a 'ead case. 292 00:23:02,980 --> 00:23:06,655 She used to throw plates at me. She couldn't handle her drink. 293 00:23:06,740 --> 00:23:11,416 Talk about fiery. That's where l got that scar on the back of me neck. 294 00:23:12,260 --> 00:23:16,378 Oh, the amount of times l nearly told you over the years, 295 00:23:16,460 --> 00:23:19,896 but, you know, the further away it got, 296 00:23:19,980 --> 00:23:21,936 the more unreal it seemed. 297 00:23:23,900 --> 00:23:28,178 That's the only thing that l have got to prove that it ever happened. 298 00:23:30,860 --> 00:23:35,217 You look a right twat on there, don't you? A fucking mullet. 299 00:23:35,300 --> 00:23:38,656 That's worse than finding out you were married. 300 00:23:41,420 --> 00:23:43,172 l'm sorry. 301 00:23:44,820 --> 00:23:48,972 l just... l didn't want anything to spoil it for us... 302 00:23:49,860 --> 00:23:52,818 so l buried it. 303 00:23:55,180 --> 00:24:00,379 - How long will it take to divorce her? - Six months. l dunno, maybe longer. 304 00:24:00,940 --> 00:24:04,615 l think we might have to forget about buying the house. 305 00:24:07,180 --> 00:24:09,136 Aww, l'm sorry. 306 00:24:14,540 --> 00:24:16,292 Hang on. 307 00:24:17,500 --> 00:24:21,459 - What? - We don't have to actually get married. 308 00:24:22,980 --> 00:24:27,132 lf my mum wants a wedding... why don't we give her a wedding? 309 00:24:28,820 --> 00:24:31,493 - You're gonna fake it? - Why not? 310 00:24:31,580 --> 00:24:33,730 - You can't! - Why not? 311 00:24:33,820 --> 00:24:36,573 We'll still be married. lt just won't be legal. 312 00:24:36,660 --> 00:24:39,128 (Cackling laughter) 313 00:24:39,220 --> 00:24:42,451 Dress, rings, photographer, the works. 314 00:24:42,540 --> 00:24:46,010 - lt's got to be like the real thing. - (Both) Except cheaper. 315 00:24:51,780 --> 00:24:54,169 - Your wedding car, madam. - Oh, Steve! 316 00:24:56,700 --> 00:24:59,214 - You might have to be in black! - Whatever! 317 00:25:03,580 --> 00:25:07,255 Quentin, how do you fancy a couple of months' free rent? 318 00:25:08,540 --> 00:25:10,929 Repeat after me. 319 00:25:11,020 --> 00:25:14,376 l, Veronica Carol Fisher, 320 00:25:14,460 --> 00:25:18,533 take this man, Kevin Alan Ball... 321 00:25:18,620 --> 00:25:21,896 (Veronica) Take this man, Kevin Alan Ball... 322 00:25:21,980 --> 00:25:24,938 (Quentin) ..to be my lawfully wedded husband. 323 00:25:25,780 --> 00:25:30,535 - lsn't it illegal to impersonate a vicar? - You're not a vicar, you're a registrar. 324 00:25:31,340 --> 00:25:32,773 Even so... 325 00:25:41,380 --> 00:25:43,336 Hello, Gallagher. 326 00:25:46,580 --> 00:25:49,538 Tell your brother, no one gives us the run-around. 327 00:25:49,620 --> 00:25:54,057 lf he shows his face tomorrow, we'll fucking kill him! You understand? 328 00:25:54,140 --> 00:25:56,176 You understand?! Good. 329 00:26:07,660 --> 00:26:10,777 - Something you're not telling us? - lt's Mandy Maguire! 330 00:26:10,860 --> 00:26:14,535 - She's not someone you say no to. - Why'd you want to? Jail bait! 331 00:26:14,620 --> 00:26:17,532 - Kev! - You can't say she isn't foxy! 332 00:26:17,620 --> 00:26:21,056 lan, why don't l see if they can't listen to reason? 333 00:26:21,140 --> 00:26:24,212 Whoa, posh lad, you'll come back in bin bags! 334 00:26:24,300 --> 00:26:27,053 You can't just give in to these people. 335 00:26:27,140 --> 00:26:31,099 l'll go round. l know their old man from the pub. He's all right. 336 00:26:31,180 --> 00:26:34,058 Well, as violent piss-heads go. Mm? 337 00:26:37,460 --> 00:26:39,610 (Large dog barking) 338 00:26:45,140 --> 00:26:48,052 (Dog snarling and growling) 339 00:26:53,700 --> 00:26:55,611 (Barking and growling) 340 00:26:58,500 --> 00:27:03,255 Where is he? Where the bleedin' hell is he? He's got his stag do in an hour! 341 00:27:03,340 --> 00:27:05,296 Here you go. 342 00:27:07,140 --> 00:27:09,290 - Ta. - Do you want another one? 343 00:27:09,380 --> 00:27:12,736 How would we know what's happened? That eldest's a maniac! 344 00:27:12,820 --> 00:27:15,971 He did for Sally. Got off cos he intimidated a witness. 345 00:27:16,060 --> 00:27:18,779 - Veronica! - Hey, he started this mess! 346 00:27:18,860 --> 00:27:23,376 l'll end up a widow before l'm married! Erm, well, you know, ''married''. 347 00:27:23,460 --> 00:27:28,011 All right, take your time with this one. You might have to identify the body! 348 00:27:28,100 --> 00:27:31,251 - (Car horn/knocking at door) - Lip! 349 00:27:33,420 --> 00:27:35,775 - Oh, it's the police. - Oh, no! 350 00:27:35,860 --> 00:27:39,614 Oh, it's all right, it's only Helmet. He's got Kev with him. 351 00:27:39,700 --> 00:27:43,295 Oh, thank God for that! l pictured myself at his funeral! 352 00:27:43,380 --> 00:27:45,336 Black does nothing for me legs! 353 00:27:47,260 --> 00:27:51,253 l thought l were gonna be there all night! Tone gave me a lift back. 354 00:27:51,340 --> 00:27:53,854 - What happened? - (Kev sighing) 355 00:27:55,420 --> 00:27:57,570 Well, l goes round there. 356 00:27:57,660 --> 00:28:00,811 l ask if l can have a word, you know, private and that. 357 00:28:00,900 --> 00:28:05,655 Anyway, fair enough, he invites me in and they're all sat there in a row. 358 00:28:05,740 --> 00:28:08,891 Every single one of them on the couch, arms folded, 359 00:28:08,980 --> 00:28:11,733 Alsatian at my feet, growling. 360 00:28:12,900 --> 00:28:15,858 So l explained the situation. 361 00:28:15,940 --> 00:28:20,730 l put lan's case forward - misunderstanding, blah, blah, blah. 362 00:28:20,820 --> 00:28:23,459 Didn't mean to offend her. 363 00:28:23,540 --> 00:28:25,496 They listened. Fair do's. 364 00:28:25,580 --> 00:28:28,014 They offer us a beer and a spliff. 365 00:28:32,580 --> 00:28:37,131 And basically...l agreed to keep me ''fecking nose out of it''. 366 00:28:37,220 --> 00:28:39,654 - (Veronica) ls that it?! - What could l do? 367 00:28:39,740 --> 00:28:41,856 They flogged us a camcorder for t'wedding. 368 00:28:41,940 --> 00:28:45,296 You useless wanker! l thought you were dead! 369 00:28:45,380 --> 00:28:48,133 - l can't believe l'm marrying you! - You're not. 370 00:28:48,220 --> 00:28:50,780 - lan! - (Door slamming) 371 00:28:51,460 --> 00:28:55,817 See this badge? Now, l know it doesn't count for a lot round here these days, 372 00:28:55,900 --> 00:28:57,856 but we haven't lost the fight yet. 373 00:28:57,940 --> 00:29:01,216 A word in the right ear could make things go away. 374 00:29:01,300 --> 00:29:03,734 - l didn't want you getting involved. - Why not? 375 00:29:03,820 --> 00:29:06,254 We don't need the police fighting our battles. 376 00:29:06,340 --> 00:29:08,854 Not the police, me, Tony. 377 00:29:11,220 --> 00:29:15,896 Fancy coming out tomorrow? The police are having a friends-and-family day out. 378 00:29:15,980 --> 00:29:19,529 Bite to eat, a few drinks. Let your hair down. 379 00:29:19,620 --> 00:29:23,613 They have a rifle range so you can get your own back on the scum. 380 00:29:25,980 --> 00:29:28,255 lt's Kev and Veronica's wedding tomorrow. 381 00:29:28,340 --> 00:29:30,490 We're off out on the hen night now. 382 00:29:30,580 --> 00:29:32,332 Right, right. 383 00:29:33,860 --> 00:29:35,816 So do you fancy it or not? 384 00:29:35,900 --> 00:29:38,573 (Raucous, drunken laughter) 385 00:29:40,500 --> 00:29:43,458 OK, you ready? Oh, me chuff! 386 00:29:43,540 --> 00:29:45,496 Oh, come on, V! 387 00:29:48,820 --> 00:29:50,572 (Giggling) 388 00:29:51,700 --> 00:29:53,372 Let's go! 389 00:29:54,180 --> 00:29:58,332 There's only one way out of this. You know that, don't you? 390 00:29:58,420 --> 00:30:00,376 (Fiona and Veronica giggling) 391 00:30:01,540 --> 00:30:03,496 Tell them. 392 00:30:03,580 --> 00:30:07,255 (Veronica cackling) 393 00:30:11,420 --> 00:30:15,208 - Where am l sleeping? - Dad's bed's free! 394 00:30:15,300 --> 00:30:17,052 (Giggling) Bugger off! 395 00:30:18,300 --> 00:30:22,054 - You can always kip in with me! - Keep your hands to yourself! 396 00:30:23,020 --> 00:30:25,853 - (Veronica giggling loudly) - Shh shh! 397 00:30:36,340 --> 00:30:38,092 Shit! 398 00:30:40,260 --> 00:30:43,491 - (Banging and clattering outside door) - Hm? 399 00:30:52,700 --> 00:30:56,978 (Tannoy) 'The 5:45 service to London is leaving from Bay C in five minutes. 400 00:30:57,060 --> 00:31:01,099 'The 5:45 service to London is leaving from Bay C in five minutes.' 401 00:31:28,820 --> 00:31:30,572 Mandy. 402 00:31:33,580 --> 00:31:37,732 Move! Shift away now! l mean it, try anything and you're dead! 403 00:31:37,820 --> 00:31:41,813 l'm dead anyway! Your brothers'll see to that! Mandy, please! 404 00:31:41,900 --> 00:31:44,016 l need to talk to you properly. 405 00:31:44,900 --> 00:31:46,333 Please. 406 00:31:47,060 --> 00:31:48,937 l'm gay. 407 00:31:52,540 --> 00:31:56,499 - That the best you can come up with? - lf was l gonna make something up... 408 00:31:56,580 --> 00:32:00,255 l'm hanging myself here, you know that, cos no one knows. 409 00:32:00,340 --> 00:32:05,016 No one in school, no one on the estate. Lip only knows cos he worked it out. 410 00:32:05,100 --> 00:32:07,773 You're the only person l've ever told. 411 00:32:07,860 --> 00:32:11,011 Like told, like said it to. Out loud. 412 00:32:12,220 --> 00:32:13,369 Look. 413 00:32:20,180 --> 00:32:24,298 Nothing. l just haven't got the right equipment. 414 00:32:24,380 --> 00:32:26,940 You don't look the gay type. 415 00:32:27,020 --> 00:32:30,569 - ls that better? - Piss off. You know what l mean. 416 00:32:32,380 --> 00:32:35,656 People'll suss it out, though. 15, no girlfriend. 417 00:32:35,740 --> 00:32:39,892 All them lads at school to gawp at. You know what you need. 418 00:32:39,980 --> 00:32:41,936 - What? - A girlfriend. 419 00:32:42,020 --> 00:32:45,774 Like film stars do when they don't want people knowing. 420 00:32:49,740 --> 00:32:53,289 - What do you get out of it? - Know what it's like being me? 421 00:32:53,380 --> 00:32:56,736 All them morons hitting on me, trying to get into me knickers. 422 00:32:56,820 --> 00:32:59,778 l want to find someone nice, someone interesting. 423 00:32:59,860 --> 00:33:03,899 Someone like you...except not gay. 424 00:33:06,780 --> 00:33:08,736 Fancy coming to a wedding? 425 00:33:43,540 --> 00:33:46,259 (Door slamming) 426 00:33:46,340 --> 00:33:49,935 (Man gasping and humming a tune) 427 00:33:50,020 --> 00:33:51,578 Oh, shit! 428 00:33:52,780 --> 00:33:54,736 (Rumbling downstairs) 429 00:34:24,100 --> 00:34:26,011 yaaaaaaah! 430 00:34:30,860 --> 00:34:32,771 yaaaaaaah! yaaaaaaah! 431 00:34:37,340 --> 00:34:41,618 lt's me! Marty! How yer doin', mate? 432 00:34:43,420 --> 00:34:45,695 (Cymbals crash) 433 00:34:47,460 --> 00:34:50,020 Couldn't you have rang the doorbell? 434 00:34:50,100 --> 00:34:54,776 Didn't wanna wake you up. You know Marty - thoughtful as ever. Sun face! 435 00:34:55,980 --> 00:34:58,653 - You got any sugar? - Yeah. 436 00:35:00,380 --> 00:35:05,010 Cheers. Me mam rang, told me you were getting married, said send a card. 437 00:35:05,100 --> 00:35:09,059 l'm thinking, ''Sod that. Big sister getting hooked, gonna be there.'' 438 00:35:09,140 --> 00:35:14,692 (Jibbers) Buckit munk! Hey, wouldn't have missed this for the world. 439 00:35:14,780 --> 00:35:18,056 You know what they say - Marty! Never misses a party! 440 00:35:18,140 --> 00:35:21,018 Last time l heard, you were in prison. 441 00:35:21,100 --> 00:35:24,490 - Yeah, l was. Five stretch. - When did you get out? 442 00:35:25,220 --> 00:35:26,778 Last night! 443 00:35:31,780 --> 00:35:34,214 - What? - l need to talk to Veronica. 444 00:35:36,260 --> 00:35:39,297 lt's the day of the wedding. lt's bad luck. 445 00:35:41,340 --> 00:35:43,296 What have you got on your face? 446 00:35:44,620 --> 00:35:49,057 - What's he in for? - Aggravated burglary and arson. 447 00:35:49,140 --> 00:35:52,689 Remember the dole office going up on election day? That were him. 448 00:35:52,780 --> 00:35:56,739 - He loves setting fire to things. - He's a maniac. He came at me. 449 00:35:56,820 --> 00:36:01,098 Almost felt me heart stop. Then we're having a brew and he starts all that... 450 00:36:01,180 --> 00:36:04,809 - What's that? - Tourette's coupled with hypermania. 451 00:36:04,900 --> 00:36:08,449 - A psychologist's wet dream. - What are you gonna do? 452 00:36:08,540 --> 00:36:10,815 Ship him out, preferably back to prison. 453 00:36:10,900 --> 00:36:15,849 lf there's one person you can rely on to really fuck things up, it's Marty. 454 00:36:18,900 --> 00:36:20,492 Hmm...mmm...mmm. 455 00:36:20,580 --> 00:36:23,936 You can't stay, Marty, you're in prison. 456 00:36:24,020 --> 00:36:27,171 Only a Cat D. They practically give you your own key. 457 00:36:27,260 --> 00:36:29,854 You've got to go back, Marty. 458 00:36:29,940 --> 00:36:35,333 lt was nice of you to make the effort, but if they catch you, your parole's gone. 459 00:36:36,900 --> 00:36:40,176 - How long have you got left? - 18 months. Wanky! 460 00:36:40,260 --> 00:36:43,252 Exactly. No time. 461 00:36:43,340 --> 00:36:46,173 But it's your wedding day... Buckit, buckit, bi...! 462 00:36:47,340 --> 00:36:52,289 They'll be looking for you. Why don't you go back, hand yourself in? 463 00:36:52,380 --> 00:36:56,498 Tell 'em it was a mistake, moment of madness, won't happen again. 464 00:36:56,580 --> 00:37:00,255 Me and Kev'll back you up, make sure they listen to you. 465 00:37:01,180 --> 00:37:03,853 - You know it's for the best. - Buckus! 466 00:37:05,180 --> 00:37:08,616 Drink up. We can have you back before breakfast. 467 00:37:08,700 --> 00:37:13,820 l am not going back, Ronnie! l'm not missing your wedding day, all right? 468 00:37:17,740 --> 00:37:20,174 - What time is it? - Quarter to twelve. 469 00:37:20,260 --> 00:37:22,216 (Sighing) We've got two hours. 470 00:37:22,300 --> 00:37:25,258 We'll just have to let him come, sort it out after. 471 00:37:25,340 --> 00:37:28,616 No way, Kev! l'm not having that nutcase at my wedding! 472 00:37:28,700 --> 00:37:32,739 One wrong word and everything'll go ballistic! lmagine the service! 473 00:37:32,820 --> 00:37:38,292 ''Do you, Veronica - buckabit - Fisher, take Kevin - donkey-bit - Ball?'' 474 00:37:38,380 --> 00:37:40,735 - Sorry! - That wouldn't be so bad. 475 00:37:40,820 --> 00:37:46,133 We'll be laughed out the building! He's going back if l have to drag him there! 476 00:37:47,140 --> 00:37:49,574 You all right in there, Marty? 477 00:37:49,660 --> 00:37:51,616 Marty, are you OK? 478 00:37:51,700 --> 00:37:55,249 - Whereabouts, V? - Hanging up, soon as you walk in. 479 00:37:56,380 --> 00:37:58,530 - lt's not. - You what? 480 00:37:58,620 --> 00:38:01,578 (Marty) Nice wedding dress, Veronica. 481 00:38:03,060 --> 00:38:05,016 Burn a treat, this will. 482 00:38:06,460 --> 00:38:10,578 You try and send me back to prison, the dress goes up, 483 00:38:10,660 --> 00:38:12,616 house goes up, we all go up. 484 00:38:14,340 --> 00:38:16,900 Marty, open the door. 485 00:38:17,860 --> 00:38:22,058 - Open the bleedin' door! - Shouldn't talk about Marty like that. 486 00:38:22,140 --> 00:38:25,177 - Ohhhh! - (Marty) lt's not fair. 487 00:38:25,260 --> 00:38:30,857 Marty doesn't like it. And you're not getting married without me! 488 00:38:31,940 --> 00:38:35,899 - (Marty) Buckabit, buckabit! - (Lip laughing) Sorry. 489 00:38:42,060 --> 00:38:44,051 (Veronica) What's he doing? 490 00:38:44,140 --> 00:38:45,937 Just sitting there. 491 00:38:47,620 --> 00:38:51,579 - Lighting matches. - Jesus Christ! 492 00:38:51,660 --> 00:38:56,859 He'll burn us down! At me grandad's funeral, he gutted half the hospice! 493 00:38:56,940 --> 00:38:59,898 Let's just call the cops. At least we'll get shot of him. 494 00:38:59,980 --> 00:39:03,655 Kev's right. lf the house goes up, we can't get him out of there. 495 00:39:03,740 --> 00:39:06,538 What about the wedding? This is our big day! 496 00:39:06,620 --> 00:39:09,578 - He's your brother! - He's always been like this! 497 00:39:09,660 --> 00:39:14,176 Hates anyone else being the centre of attention! lt's always about him! 498 00:39:14,260 --> 00:39:16,216 He wants putting in a nuthouse! 499 00:39:16,300 --> 00:39:19,053 - Oi, oi, what's going on? - Bit of a problem. 500 00:39:19,140 --> 00:39:21,096 Can we put things back an hour? 501 00:39:21,180 --> 00:39:25,935 The room's booked till three. We can't change things now. What's happened? 502 00:39:26,020 --> 00:39:29,092 - Veronica, your mum's here. - Get him out of here! 503 00:39:29,180 --> 00:39:32,570 Fiona, tell her l can't see her. Just get rid of her! 504 00:39:33,180 --> 00:39:35,853 - Never get married. - Carol... 505 00:39:35,940 --> 00:39:39,819 Veronica wants you coordinating things at the other end. 506 00:39:42,660 --> 00:39:46,733 The whole thing's ruined. We've got to be there in an hour. 507 00:39:46,820 --> 00:39:50,893 And l've got that wanker stuck in me bathroom! 508 00:39:53,420 --> 00:39:55,376 C-Call it Catholic guilt, 509 00:39:55,460 --> 00:39:59,499 but l am starting to think there's a message in here somewhere. 510 00:39:59,580 --> 00:40:04,495 All l want is to own me own home... for us. 511 00:40:04,580 --> 00:40:08,937 Somewhere we can feel safe, somewhere we can call our own. 512 00:40:09,020 --> 00:40:11,375 Maybe fetch kids up in. 513 00:40:14,300 --> 00:40:17,849 - l thought you didn't want any kids. - Based on what? 514 00:40:17,940 --> 00:40:22,695 - On you saying how much you hate 'em. - Yeah, other people's. 515 00:40:22,780 --> 00:40:26,329 But l might not mind a baby Kev running around. 516 00:40:29,500 --> 00:40:34,449 What are we gonna do? Shall we call it off? Say we've had second thoughts? 517 00:40:34,540 --> 00:40:36,656 No chance. 518 00:40:36,740 --> 00:40:41,689 ln an hour's time, we're getting married and there's nothing gonna stop that. 519 00:40:43,620 --> 00:40:49,138 Remember when we were kids? How you'd always tag along wherever l went. 520 00:40:50,500 --> 00:40:54,175 l know l got angry and that, shouted at you... 521 00:40:55,420 --> 00:40:58,571 but l always looked after you, didn't l, Marty? 522 00:40:59,900 --> 00:41:02,209 You know why? 523 00:41:02,300 --> 00:41:04,814 Because l'm your big sister... 524 00:41:05,860 --> 00:41:10,012 and l didn't want you getting in any trouble because l love you. 525 00:41:13,220 --> 00:41:17,179 And that's why l want you to go back to prison. 526 00:41:24,020 --> 00:41:27,171 But l've been thinking about the wedding... 527 00:41:28,460 --> 00:41:30,416 and you know something? 528 00:41:31,900 --> 00:41:34,289 You're right. 529 00:41:34,380 --> 00:41:36,052 Because... 530 00:41:38,380 --> 00:41:42,931 my wedding day wouldn't be my wedding day... 531 00:41:45,380 --> 00:41:47,530 without my little brother there. 532 00:41:51,420 --> 00:41:53,172 ln fact... 533 00:41:54,260 --> 00:41:58,219 l'd like you to be the one to give me away. 534 00:42:03,220 --> 00:42:04,778 Marty? 535 00:42:10,460 --> 00:42:12,416 You mean it? 536 00:42:13,500 --> 00:42:15,855 Cross me heart. 537 00:42:17,660 --> 00:42:21,619 Oh, come here and give us an 'ug, you daft little bugger! 538 00:42:23,620 --> 00:42:26,009 What...? You... 539 00:42:26,860 --> 00:42:30,489 You bitch! You lying, two-faced... buckit's munk! 540 00:42:32,940 --> 00:42:34,896 l'll burn your fucking house down! 541 00:42:39,340 --> 00:42:43,458 - Performance of a lifetime. - Just call me Nurse Ronnie! 542 00:42:43,540 --> 00:42:46,612 - Right, let's get him out of here. - Nice one. 543 00:43:01,940 --> 00:43:06,092 Yeah, mid-twenties, probably a junkie. He looks like he might be dead. 544 00:43:06,180 --> 00:43:09,570 Chatsworth Park. He's frightening the kiddies. All right. 545 00:43:11,300 --> 00:43:13,052 Sorted. 546 00:43:23,740 --> 00:43:25,970 (# Loud rock music playing) 547 00:44:35,340 --> 00:44:37,900 - What are you doing here? - Came for a drink. 548 00:44:37,980 --> 00:44:40,335 Yeah, one, then piss off home. 549 00:44:44,940 --> 00:44:48,330 - Hiya, gorgeous! What's your name? - Quentin. 550 00:44:48,420 --> 00:44:50,888 Quentin? With a Q? 551 00:44:52,620 --> 00:44:56,408 You'd think they'd have toilet paper on special occasions. 552 00:44:56,500 --> 00:45:00,857 - (Rhythmic banging behind door) - Tina! Tina! Your husband's turned up! 553 00:45:00,940 --> 00:45:02,692 You what? 554 00:45:06,540 --> 00:45:09,259 - (Man) Buckit piss! - You what?! 555 00:45:15,780 --> 00:45:17,532 Buckit! 556 00:45:17,620 --> 00:45:20,293 (Giggling and panting next door) 557 00:45:20,380 --> 00:45:23,258 (Rhythmic panting) 558 00:45:23,340 --> 00:45:26,059 # (Music playing) Re-light my fire... # 559 00:45:26,140 --> 00:45:27,892 Buckit! 560 00:45:31,060 --> 00:45:33,654 (Music outside) # Re-light my fire... # 561 00:45:40,620 --> 00:45:42,895 (Music playing) # The look of love... # 562 00:45:42,980 --> 00:45:45,778 So...what do you think, Mrs Ball? 563 00:45:46,820 --> 00:45:49,971 - You happy? - Very happy. 564 00:45:57,620 --> 00:45:58,769 Hey. 565 00:46:00,180 --> 00:46:02,535 This is for you. Official. 566 00:46:06,420 --> 00:46:09,173 lt's been a perfect day. 567 00:46:09,260 --> 00:46:12,411 l only wish our Marty could've been here. 568 00:46:25,660 --> 00:46:28,413 Oh, bloody hell! 569 00:46:28,500 --> 00:46:31,298 Fire! Get out now! 570 00:46:31,380 --> 00:46:33,530 (Panicked shouting) 571 00:46:33,620 --> 00:46:38,171 (Veronica) 'We couldn't keep the money. We had to pay for Marty's fireworks. 572 00:46:38,260 --> 00:46:41,809 'So we never bought the house, but we got our day to remember 573 00:46:41,900 --> 00:46:44,858 'and l wouldn't change that, not for anything.' 574 00:46:44,940 --> 00:46:47,295 Gi'e us a pint before l go, Jez. 575 00:46:48,500 --> 00:46:50,456 (Siren) 576 00:46:50,540 --> 00:46:55,056 - We are looking for 3-year-old boy... - Debbie nabbed a kid. 577 00:46:55,140 --> 00:46:57,290 - ..answering to the name of... - JODY! 578 00:46:57,380 --> 00:46:59,132 What will they do to her? 579 00:46:59,220 --> 00:47:02,895 lf that kid was one of mine, l'd want that guy's bollocks in a bag! 580 00:47:02,980 --> 00:47:04,971 Are you right in the bloody head? 581 00:47:05,060 --> 00:47:08,848 She's not screwy and she didn't steal him. She borrowed him. 582 00:47:08,940 --> 00:47:11,693 - Some chocolate buttons. - Who saw you? 583 00:47:11,780 --> 00:47:16,808 - Nobody. We just ran. - Please contact us. We need your help. 584 00:47:17,940 --> 00:47:20,170 Who the fuck are you? 585 00:48:01,460 --> 00:48:03,416 (Siren) 586 00:48:08,540 --> 00:48:11,418 Pig! Scum! 587 00:48:12,060 --> 00:48:14,210 Filthy pig! Piggy! 588 00:48:15,900 --> 00:48:19,449 - (Snorting) - Shut it, smart arse! 589 00:48:19,540 --> 00:48:21,690 - Buckit! - (Brakes screeching, thud) 590 00:48:22,305 --> 00:48:28,310 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org 49062

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