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Oh my gosh, is this what marriage is?
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Nope, this is just left over
from the picnic yesterday,
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and I didn't wanna waste it so.
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Hmm, you could've lied.
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And what are we doing over here?
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Hmm.
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I'm just editing some
of our engagement photos.
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- Oh!
- You look great.
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I look like I crawled
out from under a bridge.
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Hey, have you given
any more thought to uh,
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when you wanna start telling people?
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I'm kinda scared to do it today,
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I don't think your mom
would want anything upstaging
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opening night of the show.
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Yeah, and I think we need
that added hiccup, so...
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- So, tomorrow then?
- Yeah.
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I mean, I haven't really
given it that much thought.
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- Yeah.
- So...
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one other option.
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What if, after the show tonight,
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we corralled a few
people back to the motel?
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You know, we talk about the
show for five to ten minutes,
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then maybe dim the
lights, pop some bubbly,
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put some music on.
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I could stand up and give a speech.
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I'd look to you, you don't
need to give a speech,
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but at this point I think
Alexis will be getting misty,
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which will send sort
of this intoxicating
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ripple effect through the room.
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Most people will be sobbing.
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And I'll be holding back tears,
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but the fact that I'm
holding them back, I think,
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will make it all the more powerful.
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And you can be topping up drinks.
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Great to know you've barely
given this any thought.
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I am gonna start the day.
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Big show tonight.
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- Good luck, honey!
- It's "break a leg".
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- Synced and corrected by ChrisKe -
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Aah!
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Oh, just checking in on my little girl,
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and see how she's
feeling about everything.
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Okay, she'd be feeling a lot better
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if you weren't checking
in every five minutes.
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Anyway, I just stopped by to uh...
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give you this.
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Thank you. That's very sweet.
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Well, you don't have to open it now.
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No need to open it now,
you can open it later.
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Even though the intention was to...
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maybe open it before the show.
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Okay, fine, I will open it now.
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But ever since I told you I was leaving,
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you've been giving me little things
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that just make me feel bad about it.
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Oh, that's not true, honey.
That's-that not true at all.
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Like this.
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Well, that's a little something
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you can use backstage tonight,
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or maybe put it on your
bedside table when you're away.
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You expect me to bring this with me?!
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This frame is like, ten pounds!
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"Break all your legs."
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A well-intentioned, if
not slightly misguided
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sentiment from the Elmdale Arts Council.
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Alexis, when do you and Theodore depart
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for your equatorial adventure?
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Ted leaves tonight. I leave in a week.
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Well, that seems like poor planning.
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Why aren't you flying with him tonight?
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- Because I'm in the show.
- Well, Of course you are!
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Oh! Well, I have to tell you,
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I am impressed!
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Alexis, my phone's been
ringing nonstop since 7 a.m.
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you certainly engaged the press.
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Thank you.
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If I'm receiving this kind of buzz
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from a boutique theatrical
run, imagine the fanfare
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you will drum up when the "Crows" movie
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gets its premiere date.
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What do you mean, "that I will drum up?"
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Well, after careful cogitation,
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and two attempts to get Lizzie Grubman
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to do some pro Bono work,
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I have decided...
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Alexis, I would love you
to do all my publicity!
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Oh my God! What?!
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When is this supposed to happen?
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Last I heard, the fall.
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I will be in the Galapagos.
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Well, again, poor planning.
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Well, you just told me right now!
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Oh, this sounds like
an opportunity, Alexis.
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I mean, are you sure
being away this long
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- is such a good idea?
- Yes!
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I'm going to support my boyfriend,
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and hopefully, eat, pray,
love, a bit for myself.
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Yes. Family! Family.
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We need to stop and embrace
this precious moment.
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And I'm not just saying that
because David's at Patrick's,
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and the energy is
unusually light around here.
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We are all on the
precipice of greatness.
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And we should cherish these moments,
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before everything changes.
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Hmm. And I'm still cherishing.
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Just...
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oh, I do have to take this.
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It could be the Elm Grove
Sentinel calling about my...
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cover story.
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Moira Rose Enterprises,
how may I direct your call?
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Well, yes, my assistant is very busy.
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Dad!
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Uh oh.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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- Who are those for?
- They're for you.
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I wanted to wish you
luck for your big show.
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You've been stepping very far
outside of your comfort zone,
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and I think that takes a lot of courage.
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I don't think I've ever heard you use
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- the word "courage" before.
- Hmm.
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Outside of criticizing
someone's style choices.
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- What's going on?
- Nothing.
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You're only this happy
when you have gossip,
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or there's something
in the news about Oprah.
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There's something in
the news about Oprah.
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She got new espadrilles.
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Oh my God, David.
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You have a show to focus
on, we'll celebrate tonight.
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Celebrate what?
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You! The show.
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So, I guess I'll just
see you tonight, then.
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- Bye.
- Fine.
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Patrick proposed, and I said yes.
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Oh my God! Oh my God, David!
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- I know.
- Oh my God!
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I'm so happy for you!
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Oh! Oh my God!
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When did this happen?
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Last night.
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Oh my God!
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Ohhh!
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Are you okay?
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Oh! Yes.
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I'm happy!
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You just caught me off guard.
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See, this is why I wanted to wait.
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No, I'm glad you told me!
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It's just nerves. About the show.
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Okay.
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Which I should get back to doing.
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Because there's this scene
that I just can't get.
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Well, you are the only person I've told,
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so if we could just keep this between us
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until after the show,
that would be great.
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Got it.
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Congratulations, David.
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Thank you.
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Roland: Yeah, uh, dark hair.
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Answers to the name "Stevie".
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Um, kind of looks like a vampire.
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A little skittish when approached.
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Um, you know, I don't want to
tell you how to do your job,
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but if you have a tazer,
you may want to use it.
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Okay, yeah, thanks, bye.
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I should've known the risk.
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The toll that stage
fright can take on someone
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who's not used to the hot
sting of the spotlight.
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I was a fool not to let Gwen understudy.
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What is going on in here?
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Stevie's gone missing,
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and I don't wanna be an optimist here,
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but it's not looking good.
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What? What do you mean,
Stevie's gone missing?
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I can't find her anywhere!
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I've called her all day,
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and Bob saw her crying
at the gas station.
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The last thing she
said to your father was,
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- What?!
- She had to do something.
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Well, I saw her this morning.
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Huh, well you may have
been the last person
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to see her, Dave.
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I don't know how you're
gonna feel about this,
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but I'm gonna need some hair samples.
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What happened, David?
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Did you say anything that
might have triggered her?
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You have that effect on people.
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Uh, she said she was
nervous about the show.
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With but a handful of
hours before curtain?
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Any morsel of Intel is crucial!
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Fine! Patrick proposed to me yesterday,
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and I may have told her about it.
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- Oh, David!
- Wow, a wedding.
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Congratulations, Dave.
I don't know what to say.
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I know, it was very
overwhelming for me, as well.
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Why could you not have
waited until after the show
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to tell people you're engaged?!
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You're engaged?!
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This is not how the
announcement was supposed go!
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Okay, but I'm gonna be away!
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- Who's gonna plan the wedding?
- Well, I could ask Jocelyn.
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She planned her
brother-in-law's funeral
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for under a hundred bucks.
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Okay, this is like, the last
thing I needed to hear today!
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When did this become about you?
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Exactly! If we don't find Stevie,
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a lot of people are going
to be very disappointed!
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I just announced I'm getting married!
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David, you and your wonderful Patrick
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have years to celebrate!
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What a unanimously disastrous
day this is turning out to be!
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Ugh!
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What the fuck?!
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_
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Okay, so I told Stevie
and next thing you know,
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she is nowhere to be found.
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I just wish this whole
engagement announcement
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hadn't gotten so out of control.
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I mean, people are coming up to me
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that I haven't even spoken to yet.
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Gentlemen, major show drama aside,
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I just wanted to say congratulations
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to the future Mister and Mister.
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- Or is it "Misters?"
- See?
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Now Jocelyn, how did you find out?
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Oh, from Moira.
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Maybe Alexis. Possibly Gwen.
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Thanks Jocelyn, but I'm actually
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a little more concerned
about the show at the moment.
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Don't worry, Moira says she has a plan.
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Oh, does she?
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Oh God, David! No, no,
no, no, David, I'm sorry.
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No, just performers
backstage from here on.
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Mrs. Rose, are you-are you
a performer at this point?
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Unfortunately, I have no choice.
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So I'm gonna shimmy off the rust,
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and pray there's still dazzle within.
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Sorry, sorry. Oh.
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- Stevie, what the fuck?!
- Mrs. Rose?
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Stevie, thank God you're here!
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Okay everybody, vocal
warm up in the Green Room!
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- Bye.
- Bye. Good luck.
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Mrs. Rose, I'm sorry.
I had an errand to run,
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and I got stuck in
traffic on the way back.
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Yeah, I've been calling you all day.
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I know, you told me to
block everyone out today,
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so I left my phone at home,
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which I realize was
a really big mistake.
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Oh, were you planning
on taking my place?
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Oh! Just dressed in theme
to support, that's all.
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I think I'll um...
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I'm going to go see if Jocelyn uh...
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got the humidifier, excuse me.
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I just have to check on
her. I just... Jocelyn?
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Okay, I'm sorry!
255
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I should never have
told you before the show.
256
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Here.
257
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What is this?
258
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Patrick asked for my
blessing a few weeks ago,
259
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so I had them made.
260
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It would've been nice if he told me
261
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when it was happening,
262
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I literally could've picked these up
263
00:11:01,608 --> 00:11:04,810
any other day this week,
but I will yell at him later.
264
00:11:06,531 --> 00:11:09,004
I assume you two will
be moving in together,
265
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and I won't be there to give
you towels when you need them,
266
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- so...
- Thank you.
267
00:11:14,913 --> 00:11:16,245
I appreciate the monogramming,
268
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and the choice of thread color.
269
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I thought you were upset.
270
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I was more upset that I had
to drive to Elmdale today.
271
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I also appreciate this
burlesque-y get up.
272
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Excuse me. You're an
almost married man, now.
273
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Stevie. I'd ask if you
could hold us up more,
274
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but I'm not a big fan
of rhetorical questions.
275
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- Gotta go.
- Good luck!
276
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Cast: Ahhhhh!
277
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Hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi.
278
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Hey David, congrats on the news!
279
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Really happy for you guys.
280
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Okay, you know what,
the funny thing was,
281
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originally I was going to
be the one that told people.
282
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Told people what?
283
00:11:58,696 --> 00:12:00,792
Oh, does your Dad not know?
284
00:12:00,817 --> 00:12:03,788
If we're talking about
Dave's big engagement news,
285
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uh, we haven't decided
on a best man yet,
286
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but we think it's probably
gonna be a black tie affair.
287
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You're engaged?
288
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Yeah. Sure.
289
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Oh, David, that's so exciting!
290
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Oh son, you deserve all the happiness...
291
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We'll pick this up later.
292
00:12:19,509 --> 00:12:21,387
Sorry. Alexis made it
seem like everyone knew.
293
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Oh, they do now, yeah.
294
00:12:25,529 --> 00:12:27,063
Have fun, my darling.
295
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Have fun! You've gestated
long enough beneath my wing.
296
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Now it's time to fly!
297
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- Okay...
- Fly.
298
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Ohhh! Oh!
299
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♪
300
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Meine damen und herren,
Mesdames et Messieurs,
301
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Ladies and Gentlemen!
302
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I am your host.
303
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♪ Willkommen, bienvenue, welcome! ♪
304
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♪ Fremde, etranger, stranger
305
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Patrick: Hello, stranger!
306
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♪ Glucklich zu sehen
307
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♪ Je suis enchante
308
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En chante madame!
309
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♪ Happy to see you
310
00:13:05,154 --> 00:13:06,922
♪ Bleibe, reste, stay
311
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♪ Und sagen
312
00:13:08,992 --> 00:13:12,828
♪ Willkommen, bienvenue, welcome ♪
313
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Rah!
314
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♪ Fremde, etranger, stranger
315
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Ooh!
316
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♪ Glucklich zu sehen
317
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♪ Je suis enchante
318
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♪ Happy to see you
319
00:13:26,548 --> 00:13:28,883
♪ Bleibe, reste, stay
320
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♪ Wir sagen
321
00:13:32,369 --> 00:13:39,464
♪ Willkommen, bienvenue, welcome ♪
322
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♪ Im Cabaret
323
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♪ Au Cabaret
324
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♪ To Cabaret
325
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♪
326
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You wear her well.
327
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- Sorry?
- Magdalena.
328
00:14:12,646 --> 00:14:14,799
The only other time I've
leased one of my girls
329
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is the Halloween when
David was desperate
330
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to be Alanis Morissette.
331
00:14:19,326 --> 00:14:21,694
Well, glad you think I'm pulling it off.
332
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Stevie, I'm so proud of you.
333
00:14:24,400 --> 00:14:26,635
You're really powering through tonight.
334
00:14:26,660 --> 00:14:28,394
Of course I never doubted you.
335
00:14:28,796 --> 00:14:31,916
Thank you, but I still
have an act and a half
336
00:14:31,941 --> 00:14:33,475
to prove you wrong.
337
00:14:34,023 --> 00:14:35,410
Now I suppose David's announcement
338
00:14:35,445 --> 00:14:37,079
left you a little shaken.
339
00:14:37,122 --> 00:14:39,223
That's really not it, Mrs. Rose.
340
00:14:39,599 --> 00:14:41,334
It's just...
341
00:14:43,906 --> 00:14:47,456
I wish I wasn't watching it
all happen from behind the desk.
342
00:14:47,481 --> 00:14:48,948
You know?
343
00:14:50,163 --> 00:14:53,032
It feels like everyone's
growing up all around me.
344
00:14:56,789 --> 00:15:00,044
You know, before the
"Crows" movie happened,
345
00:15:00,069 --> 00:15:03,436
I too thought there was
no escape from this dark,
346
00:15:03,461 --> 00:15:06,843
troublesome existence that
was my life in this town.
347
00:15:07,318 --> 00:15:11,382
I was as hopelessly crestfallen
as you are right now.
348
00:15:11,581 --> 00:15:13,960
Uh, I wouldn't say I'm crest...
349
00:15:13,985 --> 00:15:16,520
Shhh! Use it.
350
00:15:16,638 --> 00:15:17,771
I'm sorry?
351
00:15:17,796 --> 00:15:20,698
Oh, I could so effortlessly conjure up
352
00:15:20,723 --> 00:15:24,093
the perfect words to
bedazzle your spirits.
353
00:15:24,118 --> 00:15:26,386
That's one of my gifts. But no.
354
00:15:26,827 --> 00:15:29,734
No, you need to be
exactly where you are.
355
00:15:30,546 --> 00:15:34,178
Okay, are you talking
about me, or Sally?
356
00:15:34,203 --> 00:15:35,929
Why, Sally, of course.
357
00:15:36,531 --> 00:15:38,740
You I'm not worried about.
358
00:15:39,171 --> 00:15:42,077
What the hell is your secret, Stevie?
359
00:15:42,577 --> 00:15:45,380
You just stand your solid ground,
360
00:15:45,515 --> 00:15:48,216
refusing to be anything but you.
361
00:15:48,960 --> 00:15:52,621
Hm. Never thought I'd say
this about anyone in this town,
362
00:15:52,655 --> 00:15:53,757
but you...
363
00:15:54,023 --> 00:15:55,476
you're very, very cool.
364
00:15:55,882 --> 00:15:57,726
And whether you set sail, or stay put,
365
00:15:57,760 --> 00:15:59,296
that's not going to change.
366
00:16:00,640 --> 00:16:03,665
Now, why don't we take
our Sally by the hand,
367
00:16:03,708 --> 00:16:05,910
and we go out there,
and show those people
368
00:16:05,935 --> 00:16:07,335
everything she can be.
369
00:16:08,403 --> 00:16:10,438
If she were only more like you.
370
00:16:13,543 --> 00:16:15,143
Oh! Thank you!
371
00:16:19,649 --> 00:16:24,352
♪
372
00:16:27,423 --> 00:16:35,105
♪
373
00:16:35,798 --> 00:16:43,798
♪
374
00:16:43,893 --> 00:16:46,528
♪ Maybe this time
375
00:16:46,553 --> 00:16:48,888
♪ I'll be lucky
376
00:16:49,785 --> 00:16:51,952
♪ Maybe this time
377
00:16:52,205 --> 00:16:54,006
♪ He'll stay
378
00:16:55,636 --> 00:16:57,904
♪ Maybe this time
379
00:16:58,457 --> 00:17:01,089
♪ For the first time
380
00:17:01,124 --> 00:17:03,291
♪ Love
381
00:17:03,435 --> 00:17:05,703
♪ Won't hurry away
382
00:17:07,063 --> 00:17:10,031
♪ He will hold me fast
383
00:17:10,066 --> 00:17:12,364
♪
384
00:17:12,389 --> 00:17:15,950
♪ I'll be home at last
385
00:17:18,014 --> 00:17:22,017
♪ Not a loser anymore
386
00:17:22,411 --> 00:17:24,288
♪ Like the last time
387
00:17:24,313 --> 00:17:27,382
♪ And the time before
388
00:17:28,965 --> 00:17:30,966
♪ Everybody
389
00:17:30,991 --> 00:17:32,895
♪ They love a winner
390
00:17:34,372 --> 00:17:36,573
♪ So nobody loved me
391
00:17:39,295 --> 00:17:42,030
♪ Lady Peaceful
392
00:17:42,064 --> 00:17:43,909
♪ Lady Happy
393
00:17:45,264 --> 00:17:48,399
♪ That's what I long to be
394
00:17:49,240 --> 00:17:52,691
♪ Well, all the odds are
395
00:17:52,716 --> 00:17:55,017
♪ There in my favour
396
00:17:55,153 --> 00:17:58,655
♪ Something's bound to begin
397
00:18:00,583 --> 00:18:03,018
♪ It's gonna happen
398
00:18:03,052 --> 00:18:05,820
♪ Happen sometime
399
00:18:05,855 --> 00:18:08,690
♪ Maybe this time
400
00:18:08,724 --> 00:18:11,493
♪ Maybe this time
401
00:18:11,527 --> 00:18:16,237
♪ I'll win
402
00:18:21,505 --> 00:18:23,072
That's my friend!
403
00:18:34,199 --> 00:18:37,353
Well, you dazzled tonight, sweetheart.
404
00:18:37,378 --> 00:18:38,570
Thank you.
405
00:18:38,604 --> 00:18:40,775
Oh, sorry, I don't know why
406
00:18:40,800 --> 00:18:41,745
I thought you were talking to me.
407
00:18:41,770 --> 00:18:45,220
Well, it was a huge
hit, the crowd went wild.
408
00:18:45,245 --> 00:18:47,082
- I was shocked!
- Shocked?
409
00:18:47,714 --> 00:18:49,946
Amazed. I was amazed.
410
00:18:50,353 --> 00:18:52,487
Amazed, yes.
411
00:18:53,484 --> 00:18:54,828
You're gonna be late for the airport.
412
00:18:55,157 --> 00:18:57,525
I can't wait to sip
pina coladas with you.
413
00:18:58,058 --> 00:19:00,026
Again, it's not really
that kind of place,
414
00:19:00,060 --> 00:19:01,428
but yes.
415
00:19:05,030 --> 00:19:07,098
- I love you.
- I love you.
416
00:19:08,362 --> 00:19:10,780
Excuse me everybody, um,
417
00:19:11,062 --> 00:19:13,355
it's time for Ted to...
418
00:19:13,380 --> 00:19:15,081
Galapa-go now.
419
00:19:15,106 --> 00:19:18,611
- All: Ohhh!
- I love you so much!
420
00:19:18,646 --> 00:19:21,214
Okay, great show everyone, bye.
421
00:19:21,248 --> 00:19:22,949
- Partygoers: Bye.
- Johnny: Bye, Ted.
422
00:19:22,983 --> 00:19:25,118
- Thank you so much.
- Hi everyone, hi!
423
00:19:26,289 --> 00:19:29,589
I just, first and foremost,
wanna say a big congratulations
424
00:19:29,623 --> 00:19:31,163
to Team Cabaret.
425
00:19:33,627 --> 00:19:36,545
The show was awesome,
you guys were so, so good!
426
00:19:36,570 --> 00:19:38,637
Speaking of love...
427
00:19:38,662 --> 00:19:40,196
Somebody got engaged!
428
00:19:40,221 --> 00:19:41,755
Wow.
429
00:19:43,281 --> 00:19:45,616
Speaking of love, um,
430
00:19:45,641 --> 00:19:47,275
I'm so glad that you're all here,
431
00:19:47,300 --> 00:19:50,235
because Patrick and I have
some very special news.
432
00:19:50,260 --> 00:19:51,694
You're getting married!
433
00:19:51,719 --> 00:19:53,587
Jocelyn, I'm the one on the chair!
434
00:19:54,181 --> 00:19:56,600
Now, two years ago,
435
00:19:56,625 --> 00:19:58,426
I went to fill out some paperwork
436
00:19:58,451 --> 00:20:01,253
for a business license,
and little did I know,
437
00:20:01,278 --> 00:20:04,000
that I would end up
meeting the love of my...
438
00:20:04,032 --> 00:20:05,295
God!
439
00:20:06,488 --> 00:20:07,888
Oh, it is me.
440
00:20:07,913 --> 00:20:09,944
Um, I'm sorry, David.
441
00:20:09,969 --> 00:20:12,100
Sorry, it's most likely press.
442
00:20:13,038 --> 00:20:15,241
I-I already know your engagement news.
443
00:20:16,725 --> 00:20:19,248
So wait a minute, he's marrying you?
444
00:20:19,273 --> 00:20:20,774
Okay, this shouldn't be so hard!
445
00:20:20,799 --> 00:20:22,420
Oh my God, just spit it out, David!
446
00:20:22,445 --> 00:20:23,655
Oh my God, fine!
447
00:20:23,680 --> 00:20:28,272
I met someone who changed my life,
448
00:20:28,297 --> 00:20:31,299
and I don't know where
I'd be without him.
449
00:20:31,844 --> 00:20:34,145
So yes, as we all know now,
450
00:20:34,170 --> 00:20:36,586
Patrick and I are engaged.
451
00:20:36,611 --> 00:20:37,850
All: Ohhh!
452
00:20:37,875 --> 00:20:39,483
Moira: No! Nooooo!
453
00:20:39,508 --> 00:20:41,442
- Oh my God!
- Moira: Nooooo!
454
00:20:43,887 --> 00:20:45,569
If it's a bad review, Moira,
455
00:20:45,594 --> 00:20:47,895
I wouldn't trust local critics.
456
00:20:48,250 --> 00:20:50,218
No.
457
00:20:50,243 --> 00:20:52,181
No, they uh,
458
00:20:52,206 --> 00:20:53,991
they shelved the "Crows" movie.
459
00:20:56,015 --> 00:20:57,842
So it's-it's over.
460
00:20:58,735 --> 00:21:01,170
It's over.
461
00:21:09,301 --> 00:21:12,434
Nothing to see here,
people. The party's over.
462
00:21:13,038 --> 00:21:14,403
Okay. Yeah, you can leave
your champagne flutes.
463
00:21:14,436 --> 00:21:17,104
- Unless we still wanna do a toast?
- No.
464
00:21:17,131 --> 00:21:18,441
Oh, no? Okay. Everyone
leave the champagne flutes,
465
00:21:18,465 --> 00:21:20,066
thank you.
466
00:21:20,090 --> 00:21:25,090
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