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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:26,542 --> 00:00:30,114 How about adole? 2 00:01:07,125 --> 00:01:08,831 "What's in a hame?" 3 00:01:09,083 --> 00:01:11,665 Said Johann Wolfgang Von goethe. 4 00:01:11,833 --> 00:01:15,826 That didn't stop anyone naming several streets after him. 5 00:01:16,000 --> 00:01:19,413 In Germany alone, there are 2,114 "goethe" streets. 6 00:01:19,667 --> 00:01:21,498 That's not including squares. 7 00:01:21,667 --> 00:01:25,285 It's the same in Bonn, the birthplace of Beethoven. 8 00:01:25,458 --> 00:01:27,289 Ludwig Van, his first name. 9 00:01:27,542 --> 00:01:29,533 Here is adenauerallee, 10 00:01:29,708 --> 00:01:33,701 named after our first chancellor, konrad adenauer. 11 00:01:33,875 --> 00:01:36,161 Then there's joachimsitrasse, 12 00:01:36,417 --> 00:01:39,159 named after the violin virtuoso, Josef Joachim. 13 00:01:39,417 --> 00:01:41,373 Turn right into kaiserstrasse, 14 00:01:41,625 --> 00:01:44,867 named for German emperors like Wilhelm or friedrich. 15 00:01:46,375 --> 00:01:50,038 Maybe even Roland or Franz. 16 00:01:50,292 --> 00:01:54,410 Turn into schumannsitrasse, named after Robert, not Clara. 17 00:01:54,667 --> 00:01:57,864 Despite her success, Clara only has a small Lane 18 00:01:58,042 --> 00:02:00,704 in a suburb on the other side of the rhine. 19 00:02:01,625 --> 00:02:03,741 Into Robert-schumannsitrasse 20 00:02:04,000 --> 00:02:07,367 then finally turn right nto goethestrasse. 21 00:02:09,542 --> 00:02:12,124 Here, hidden behind the hedges, 22 00:02:12,292 --> 00:02:13,782 is a door, 23 00:02:13,958 --> 00:02:16,745 which has seen many people of different names 24 00:02:17,000 --> 00:02:19,833 come and go. 25 00:02:25,792 --> 00:02:27,157 Coming! 26 00:02:28,083 --> 00:02:30,745 - Yes? - Two tonno, one calzone. 27 00:02:35,125 --> 00:02:38,993 12.50 Euros? For a tonno pizza? 28 00:02:39,167 --> 00:02:41,453 - What's on it? Truffles? - Tuna. 29 00:02:41,708 --> 00:02:42,914 Yes, I know that. 30 00:02:43,750 --> 00:02:45,615 The Italian ll tonno 31 00:02:45,792 --> 00:02:48,750 comes from the Latin thunnus. 32 00:02:49,000 --> 00:02:51,787 I am also aware tuna stocks are declining. 33 00:02:51,958 --> 00:02:55,200 But 12.50 Euros for a tonno pizza? That's 25 deutschmarks! 34 00:02:55,458 --> 00:02:56,458 Um... 35 00:02:56,625 --> 00:03:00,197 People are living in poverty, there's a refugee crisis 36 00:03:00,375 --> 00:03:03,037 and you're asking 80 deutschmarks for three pizzas? 37 00:03:03,208 --> 00:03:05,494 Do they at least come with a bottle of wine? 38 00:03:05,667 --> 00:03:08,033 - You didn't order one. - I mean for free. 39 00:03:08,292 --> 00:03:10,783 It should be, with an 80 deutschmarks order. 40 00:03:10,958 --> 00:03:12,198 You ordered pizza? 41 00:03:12,458 --> 00:03:14,414 - No. Why? - Why are you so upset? 42 00:03:14,667 --> 00:03:17,249 - You didn't order pizza? - Of course not. 43 00:03:17,417 --> 00:03:20,124 It's not about pizza. It's the principle. 44 00:03:20,375 --> 00:03:21,615 Goodbye. 45 00:03:26,042 --> 00:03:27,748 15 b is next door. 46 00:03:27,917 --> 00:03:30,704 That's me, Elisabeth berger-bdéttcher. 47 00:03:31,667 --> 00:03:34,158 Yes, I'm voluntarily double-barrelled. 48 00:03:34,333 --> 00:03:37,905 I teach German at cardinal frings secondary school in Bonn-beul. 49 00:03:38,083 --> 00:03:40,039 Bacchus' gifts, balsam... 50 00:03:40,208 --> 00:03:41,618 I run the poetry club 51 00:03:41,792 --> 00:03:46,411 and developed a programme to help poorer children go on school trips. 52 00:03:46,583 --> 00:03:48,119 Who knows who bacchus is? 53 00:03:48,292 --> 00:03:51,614 I supported integrated schools before the word existed. 54 00:03:51,792 --> 00:03:55,159 Every day, with pedagogical instinct, 55 00:03:55,417 --> 00:03:57,282 I support our next generation 56 00:03:57,458 --> 00:04:02,907 in becoming independent, confident and sociable characters. 57 00:04:03,083 --> 00:04:06,621 Justin, Jaden! Stop! Detention for both of youl! 58 00:04:07,292 --> 00:04:09,954 Where's the bloody key? 59 00:04:10,208 --> 00:04:12,039 Did you check your jacket? 60 00:04:12,292 --> 00:04:16,535 - Did you hide it in there? - Why would I do that? 61 00:04:16,792 --> 00:04:19,033 Why would it be in my jacket? 62 00:04:24,708 --> 00:04:28,997 That's my husband. Stephan berger. We've known each other since school. 63 00:04:29,250 --> 00:04:33,869 He is professor of modern German literature at the university of Bonn. 64 00:04:34,125 --> 00:04:37,117 He wears corduroy suits and a beard, with conviction. 65 00:04:37,292 --> 00:04:39,032 It is no more complicated 66 00:04:39,208 --> 00:04:41,915 than recognising the rhyme scheme of a sonnet. 67 00:04:42,083 --> 00:04:43,118 Right, Mr. bode? 68 00:04:44,917 --> 00:04:46,953 Please, ladies and gentlemen. 69 00:04:47,125 --> 00:04:50,788 In professional circles, he caused a stir with a paper on boll's thesis 70 00:04:50,958 --> 00:04:54,325 on the literary context of the German post-war period. 71 00:04:54,500 --> 00:04:57,037 Will it be an exam topic? 72 00:04:57,208 --> 00:04:59,824 We'll see. Right, Mr. bode? 73 00:05:00,750 --> 00:05:04,538 He gives an annual seminar at the Moscow state university 74 00:05:04,708 --> 00:05:06,289 on the work of Thomas mann. 75 00:05:06,458 --> 00:05:10,326 It is no more complicated than recognising the rhyme scheme. 76 00:05:10,583 --> 00:05:12,289 Right, Mr. cherkasov? 77 00:05:13,583 --> 00:05:15,949 Please, ladies and gentlemen. 78 00:05:16,208 --> 00:05:18,870 As an internationally renowned speaker, 79 00:05:19,042 --> 00:05:22,239 he has travelled globally for the goethe institute. 80 00:05:22,417 --> 00:05:25,989 Will it be an exam topic? We'll see. Right, Mr. cherkasov? 81 00:05:26,250 --> 00:05:29,242 I admire Stephan's brilliance. 82 00:05:29,500 --> 00:05:34,039 His ability to ask the right questions always looking for new answers. 83 00:05:34,292 --> 00:05:37,329 Where is it? Bloody hell! 84 00:05:38,542 --> 00:05:41,204 And his irrepressible fighting spirit. 85 00:05:44,333 --> 00:05:45,823 I give up. 86 00:05:49,208 --> 00:05:51,369 - Aren't you gonna get it? - I'll check the chicken. 87 00:05:51,625 --> 00:05:52,785 It's for... 88 00:05:55,292 --> 00:05:56,327 You. 89 00:05:59,083 --> 00:06:01,244 Your mother! Answer it! 90 00:06:07,042 --> 00:06:09,624 - Dorothea, how lovely. - What's going on? 91 00:06:09,875 --> 00:06:12,366 The rosenthals are doing a sundowner. 92 00:06:12,542 --> 00:06:14,874 That's my mother, dorothea. 93 00:06:15,125 --> 00:06:18,413 After my father's death, we worried she would be lonely. 94 00:06:18,667 --> 00:06:22,114 But since moving to the mountains, she has blossomed. 95 00:06:23,125 --> 00:06:26,538 She is busier, more social and more relaxed, 96 00:06:26,708 --> 00:06:28,699 than we had ever dreamed. 97 00:06:28,958 --> 00:06:30,914 Someone called me. If it wasn't... 98 00:06:31,083 --> 00:06:32,118 Yes. Sabelth... 99 00:06:32,375 --> 00:06:36,038 She's cooking something Indian. 100 00:06:36,208 --> 00:06:39,120 The downside to her newfound relaxation 101 00:06:39,292 --> 00:06:42,455 is that she has a lot to say and wants to talk every day. 102 00:06:42,625 --> 00:06:44,741 - Sabeth! Your... - Yes? 103 00:06:45,792 --> 00:06:46,827 Your mother. 104 00:06:47,750 --> 00:06:49,536 Thanks. Mum? 105 00:06:49,708 --> 00:06:53,451 - You've been to India, right? - Yes, but not to cook. 106 00:06:53,708 --> 00:06:56,871 I have ginger. But its... 107 00:06:57,125 --> 00:06:59,912 Something's missing... a bit of a kick. 108 00:07:01,792 --> 00:07:03,657 In Indian food? Kick? 109 00:07:05,167 --> 00:07:07,749 Have you tried it with curry? 110 00:07:07,917 --> 00:07:10,579 Curry in curry? That's brilliant. 111 00:07:11,458 --> 00:07:13,073 Now some good news. 112 00:07:13,333 --> 00:07:16,166 We only need another 258 signatures, 113 00:07:16,417 --> 00:07:19,909 and then we can apply for the referendum. 114 00:07:22,792 --> 00:07:24,407 Mum, are you taking drugs? 115 00:07:26,458 --> 00:07:28,494 Don't be square. It's just a joint. 116 00:07:28,750 --> 00:07:30,991 That's still illegal! 117 00:07:31,167 --> 00:07:33,624 Not if you get it on prescription. 118 00:07:33,875 --> 00:07:36,491 Maybe you should try it, seeing how tense you are. 119 00:07:38,125 --> 00:07:40,707 I don't understand why 120 00:07:40,958 --> 00:07:44,030 the rural population refuses to accept refugees. 121 00:07:44,292 --> 00:07:46,032 All the grants... 122 00:07:46,208 --> 00:07:48,164 I need to get back to the food. 123 00:07:48,417 --> 00:07:52,456 That's nice, but ideologically they're still in the nineties. 124 00:07:52,708 --> 00:07:54,699 The sixties. Some in the thirties. 125 00:07:54,875 --> 00:07:57,241 Mum, that's really informative, 126 00:07:57,417 --> 00:07:59,123 but I have to set the table. 127 00:07:59,292 --> 00:08:01,453 - They'll be here any minute. - Walit. 128 00:08:01,625 --> 00:08:03,616 Ask Thomas when he will come. 129 00:08:03,875 --> 00:08:06,491 His assistant is so unorganised. 130 00:08:06,750 --> 00:08:09,617 Yes, I willl bye, I love you. 131 00:08:09,792 --> 00:08:11,578 What are you doing? 132 00:08:11,750 --> 00:08:13,490 It's called distraction. 133 00:08:13,667 --> 00:08:16,659 Could you distract yourself by setting the table? 134 00:08:16,917 --> 00:08:19,989 The left half of the brain stops, the right takes over 135 00:08:20,167 --> 00:08:23,000 and boom, I remember where the damn key is. 136 00:08:28,625 --> 00:08:30,035 - Ah! - Am I too early? 137 00:08:30,208 --> 00:08:31,368 - No. - Just right. 138 00:08:31,542 --> 00:08:33,999 - Hello. - I didn't know what's for dinner. 139 00:08:34,167 --> 00:08:35,373 Something Indian. 140 00:08:35,542 --> 00:08:38,375 - Good, Rose goes with everything. - Yes. 141 00:08:38,542 --> 00:08:40,874 Something Indian? A curry? 142 00:08:41,042 --> 00:08:43,283 - Don't ask me. - Where are the kids? 143 00:08:43,458 --> 00:08:45,870 - At my parents. - Oh, what a shame! 144 00:08:46,042 --> 00:08:48,158 Yes, enjoy the peace. 145 00:08:48,417 --> 00:08:50,328 Mm... smells good! 146 00:08:52,083 --> 00:08:53,744 René king. 147 00:08:53,917 --> 00:08:56,533 As a libra with libra rising, 148 00:08:56,708 --> 00:08:59,040 he's always balanced and gentle. 149 00:08:59,208 --> 00:09:00,914 Nothing gets on his nerves. 150 00:09:01,083 --> 00:09:03,790 Lucky for him, his job requires a steady hand. 151 00:09:09,583 --> 00:09:13,155 He plays clarinet in the Beethoven orchestra in Bonn. 152 00:09:14,083 --> 00:09:16,074 Knock, knock! Anyone home? 153 00:09:16,333 --> 00:09:17,618 Hello! 154 00:09:19,083 --> 00:09:21,119 Are those highlights? Fabulous! 155 00:09:21,292 --> 00:09:23,283 - Didn't I tell you? - Sassy! 156 00:09:23,542 --> 00:09:25,248 You're the first to notice. 157 00:09:26,125 --> 00:09:28,241 No, I noticed right away. 158 00:09:28,417 --> 00:09:30,453 I just didn't want to... 159 00:09:32,708 --> 00:09:36,280 Did you go to sascha? I don't go anywhere else. 160 00:09:36,458 --> 00:09:37,948 Me neither. 161 00:09:38,208 --> 00:09:40,950 René and I have been best friends since childhood. 162 00:09:41,208 --> 00:09:42,914 It's an eyelash wave. 163 00:09:43,083 --> 00:09:44,118 - What? - Yesl! 164 00:09:44,375 --> 00:09:48,414 Years ago, after the death of his parents, my parents took him in. 165 00:09:48,667 --> 00:09:51,454 Since then, we've done almost everything together. 166 00:09:51,625 --> 00:09:52,956 René is very sensitive 167 00:09:53,208 --> 00:09:55,915 and always has a sympathetic ear for anyone. 168 00:09:56,083 --> 00:09:58,665 And he can't get over it... 169 00:09:58,833 --> 00:10:01,495 He knows everything about me and I about him. 170 00:10:01,667 --> 00:10:03,282 He's the sister I never had. 171 00:10:09,083 --> 00:10:10,948 What are you doing? 172 00:10:11,125 --> 00:10:14,242 Elisabeth lost the key to the shed. 173 00:10:14,500 --> 00:10:17,207 - Do you need it? - No. It's the principle. 174 00:10:18,792 --> 00:10:21,659 - What do I get if I find it? - My eternal gratitude. 175 00:10:23,625 --> 00:10:26,162 - How was Munich? - Good. It's Munich. 176 00:10:26,333 --> 00:10:29,746 - They offered me a job. - In Munich? 177 00:10:30,917 --> 00:10:33,750 The symphony orchestra. Their clarinettist had a burnout. 178 00:10:33,917 --> 00:10:36,124 You're not seriously considering it? 179 00:10:36,292 --> 00:10:37,828 It's just an offer. 180 00:10:38,458 --> 00:10:40,449 Munich is too far away. 181 00:10:40,625 --> 00:10:42,286 It's not that far. 182 00:10:42,458 --> 00:10:44,824 You said the same about Canada. 183 00:10:45,000 --> 00:10:47,662 Munich is much closer than Toronto. 184 00:10:48,542 --> 00:10:51,784 - Much closer isn't close. - Nothing is decided! 185 00:10:52,917 --> 00:10:55,875 The Munich symphony orchestral that's great! 186 00:10:56,375 --> 00:10:58,366 You'll be near dorothea and can visit her. 187 00:10:58,542 --> 00:10:59,577 True. 188 00:11:00,167 --> 00:11:02,374 Well, who could that be? 189 00:11:06,125 --> 00:11:08,616 - Hello? - It's me, open up! 190 00:11:08,792 --> 00:11:11,158 - First a little question. - Come on. 191 00:11:11,833 --> 00:11:14,745 When was the federal Republic of Germany founded? 192 00:11:17,125 --> 00:11:18,410 19457 193 00:11:18,583 --> 00:11:20,198 come on, Thomas, please! 194 00:11:20,375 --> 00:11:23,947 Don't mix the end of fascism with the start of democracy. 195 00:11:24,125 --> 00:11:25,911 - Will you open up? - Fine. 196 00:11:26,083 --> 00:11:29,200 Only if you can tell me who wrote "intrigue and love"? 197 00:11:29,375 --> 00:11:31,616 Little tip, it wasn't goethe. 198 00:11:33,833 --> 00:11:35,369 Well, tho... 199 00:11:36,833 --> 00:11:38,198 Thomas? 200 00:11:40,750 --> 00:11:41,910 Thomas! 201 00:11:43,542 --> 00:11:45,954 That's my brother. Thomas bottcher. 202 00:11:46,208 --> 00:11:50,451 Although not a good student, Thomas has had an amazing career. 203 00:11:50,708 --> 00:11:52,164 He's the go-to broker 204 00:11:52,417 --> 00:11:55,705 for luxury real estate in the Cologne-Bonn area. 205 00:11:55,958 --> 00:11:58,700 He doesn't just know the biggest investors, 206 00:11:58,875 --> 00:12:02,618 but has also risen to join the ranks of his wealthy clients. 207 00:12:02,792 --> 00:12:04,623 This is the view! 208 00:12:04,792 --> 00:12:08,910 No surprise, as Thomas could sell ice to eskimos. 209 00:12:09,083 --> 00:12:12,155 But life in the fast Lane is coming to an end. 210 00:12:12,333 --> 00:12:15,951 Thomas and his girlfriend Anna are expecting their first child. 211 00:12:16,125 --> 00:12:17,706 Hold these. 212 00:12:17,875 --> 00:12:21,117 - Oh, something fine. - A gift from a client. 213 00:12:21,292 --> 00:12:23,078 - It's too good for us... - Don't be silly. 214 00:12:23,250 --> 00:12:25,115 - Where's the Jeep? - Not a Jeep. 215 00:12:25,292 --> 00:12:26,498 - What is it? - An SUV. 216 00:12:26,667 --> 00:12:30,330 - You know nothing about cars. - More than you do about literature. 217 00:12:30,500 --> 00:12:33,116 - And history, philosophy... - Yes! 218 00:12:33,292 --> 00:12:34,873 Biology, art, physics... 219 00:12:35,125 --> 00:12:38,288 - Thomas! - What are you doing? 220 00:12:38,542 --> 00:12:39,998 Looking for the shed key. 221 00:12:40,250 --> 00:12:41,740 Is there a reward? 222 00:12:41,917 --> 00:12:45,409 - His eternal gratitude. - How generous. 223 00:12:47,625 --> 00:12:49,411 Hold on, something has changed. 224 00:12:49,583 --> 00:12:52,495 - It's quiet. - The kids are at Stephan's parents. 225 00:12:52,750 --> 00:12:53,956 Thank god. 226 00:12:54,125 --> 00:12:55,740 - And the fat one? - Thomas! 227 00:12:55,917 --> 00:12:57,828 - In the kitchen. - Where else. 228 00:12:58,083 --> 00:13:00,825 Ugh, wallpaper of the educated. 229 00:13:01,375 --> 00:13:03,240 Tell me, Stephan? 230 00:13:03,500 --> 00:13:06,287 How many of these books have you actually read? 231 00:13:06,458 --> 00:13:07,994 All of them. 232 00:13:08,167 --> 00:13:09,828 All of them? 233 00:13:10,417 --> 00:13:11,702 Several times. 234 00:13:14,125 --> 00:13:16,286 We're not going to drink this tonight. 235 00:13:20,125 --> 00:13:21,615 - Hey! - Hey. 236 00:13:22,500 --> 00:13:25,287 - Where did you leave Anna? - She's coming later. 237 00:13:25,458 --> 00:13:27,619 - She has a casting. - And? 238 00:13:28,917 --> 00:13:31,158 - And what? - The ultrasound. 239 00:13:31,417 --> 00:13:32,657 Oh, yes. That. 240 00:13:32,917 --> 00:13:35,875 Did something happen? 241 00:13:36,125 --> 00:13:37,911 How can I put it... 242 00:13:38,167 --> 00:13:40,749 I have some good news and some bad news. 243 00:13:42,125 --> 00:13:43,786 The good news is... 244 00:13:44,250 --> 00:13:45,330 It's a boy. 245 00:13:46,208 --> 00:13:47,448 And the bad news? 246 00:13:47,917 --> 00:13:49,248 He's dead. 247 00:13:49,500 --> 00:13:51,912 - Oh, no. - What? 248 00:13:56,083 --> 00:13:57,243 It was a joke. 249 00:13:58,292 --> 00:14:00,328 Don't do that! 250 00:14:00,583 --> 00:14:02,414 It's all fine. What else? 251 00:14:02,667 --> 00:14:04,373 Look! Just like daddy! 252 00:14:04,542 --> 00:14:06,703 Show me, show me! 253 00:14:06,875 --> 00:14:08,615 My nephew! 254 00:14:09,250 --> 00:14:12,492 - Oh, no... - I can't see anything. 255 00:14:12,667 --> 00:14:16,489 Or is it a kind of rorschach test that we have to interpret? 256 00:14:16,667 --> 00:14:21,081 - Stephan, open your eyes. - He's already more mature than his dad. 257 00:14:22,208 --> 00:14:25,951 Dorothea wanted me to tell you your assistant is unorganised. 258 00:14:26,208 --> 00:14:28,790 Thanks to mum, she's about to take a sabbatical. 259 00:14:28,958 --> 00:14:31,745 - Wow, organised by an assistant! - Are you jealous? 260 00:14:31,917 --> 00:14:33,828 I'm organised, so I don't need one. 261 00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:36,457 - When will you visit her? - I don't know. 262 00:14:37,417 --> 00:14:39,032 Maybe rené will go with you? 263 00:14:39,292 --> 00:14:40,657 He's moving to Munich. 264 00:14:40,917 --> 00:14:42,578 Nothing is decided. 265 00:14:43,833 --> 00:14:45,949 Mum is always asking. 266 00:14:46,208 --> 00:14:47,368 Then tell her, 267 00:14:47,542 --> 00:14:51,490 the weekend of the 32nd/33rd November looks good. 268 00:14:51,750 --> 00:14:55,493 Thomas, she wants to see you before the time comes... 269 00:14:55,667 --> 00:14:57,783 Don't make me feel guilty. 270 00:14:58,042 --> 00:15:00,624 - She seems pretty busy. - The mountains do her good. 271 00:15:00,875 --> 00:15:04,618 Maybe she's just trying to cover up how lonely she is. 272 00:15:04,792 --> 00:15:06,077 How is she lonely? 273 00:15:06,333 --> 00:15:09,370 With the referendum, the charity and the rosenthals, 274 00:15:09,625 --> 00:15:11,365 she has no time left for us. 275 00:15:12,792 --> 00:15:14,953 - Are we waiting for Anna? - No. 276 00:15:15,125 --> 00:15:18,242 Since she started smoking, she hardly eats. 277 00:15:18,500 --> 00:15:20,081 She smokes? 278 00:15:20,250 --> 00:15:22,616 Yes... what can I say? 279 00:15:22,875 --> 00:15:26,993 Pre-natal stress. She's the first woman to start smoking while pregnant. 280 00:15:27,250 --> 00:15:28,911 It harms the child's growth! 281 00:15:29,167 --> 00:15:32,330 He'll be happy if he can reach a light switch at 18. 282 00:15:33,708 --> 00:15:38,407 I read small people have less success in their jobs than tall ones. 283 00:15:38,583 --> 00:15:39,663 Ah! 284 00:15:39,917 --> 00:15:43,739 What about gerhard schroder, putin... 285 00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:45,365 Or Tom Cruise? 286 00:15:45,625 --> 00:15:47,741 He won't be an actor. Or a politician. 287 00:15:47,917 --> 00:15:49,453 Maybe a drummer? 288 00:15:49,708 --> 00:15:51,539 Tin drummer. 289 00:15:59,708 --> 00:16:00,914 Oskar matzerath? 290 00:16:02,667 --> 00:16:05,329 "The tin drum"? Gunter grass? Hello? 291 00:16:09,375 --> 00:16:12,447 Which cliché of a literature professor aren't you? 292 00:16:15,042 --> 00:16:16,327 So, a boy? 293 00:16:16,500 --> 00:16:17,535 Yes! 294 00:16:19,375 --> 00:16:20,911 Do you have a name? 295 00:16:21,083 --> 00:16:22,539 - Of course! - Oh! 296 00:16:26,708 --> 00:16:28,369 - Guess! - Oh, no... 297 00:16:28,625 --> 00:16:30,365 - Come on! - Wait for Anna. 298 00:16:30,542 --> 00:16:31,873 No, no... 299 00:16:32,583 --> 00:16:35,040 - Guess. - Paul, like our dad? 300 00:16:35,292 --> 00:16:38,204 - That would be boring. - I imagine a classic name. 301 00:16:38,375 --> 00:16:40,161 They're fashionable again. 302 00:16:40,708 --> 00:16:41,914 Friedrich? 303 00:16:42,500 --> 00:16:44,365 - Karl? - Classic, but wrong. 304 00:16:44,542 --> 00:16:45,702 We aren't chasing trends. 305 00:16:45,875 --> 00:16:47,831 We need to think like him. 306 00:16:48,083 --> 00:16:49,118 What he likes... 307 00:16:49,292 --> 00:16:50,372 Mercedes? 308 00:16:50,542 --> 00:16:52,624 - That's a girl. - Think about the mother. 309 00:16:52,875 --> 00:16:54,740 Marlboro? 310 00:16:55,333 --> 00:16:57,369 That's good. But wrong. 311 00:16:57,625 --> 00:16:58,705 Any day now. 312 00:16:59,833 --> 00:17:02,996 Something must be wrong with this damn cork. 313 00:17:03,625 --> 00:17:06,287 - Max? - No, that is too common. 314 00:17:06,542 --> 00:17:09,375 - Luca? - It's a boy! 315 00:17:09,625 --> 00:17:12,412 It's a boys and girls name. It's very popular. 316 00:17:12,667 --> 00:17:14,248 It's a boy. 317 00:17:14,417 --> 00:17:15,998 So masculine? 318 00:17:16,167 --> 00:17:19,034 Ivan? Wolfgang? Manfred? 319 00:17:19,292 --> 00:17:21,408 - Manfred? - Leonard? Matthias? 320 00:17:21,583 --> 00:17:23,744 - No. No. - Like kastner? 321 00:17:23,917 --> 00:17:26,374 - Erich? - No! Emil. 322 00:17:26,625 --> 00:17:28,911 Few people know kastner is Emil... 323 00:17:29,083 --> 00:17:32,200 Neither like kastner nor the detectives. 324 00:17:32,375 --> 00:17:34,286 Heinrich? Henry? 325 00:17:34,542 --> 00:17:35,907 No. No, no. 326 00:17:38,167 --> 00:17:39,577 Donald? 327 00:17:41,417 --> 00:17:42,657 That's would be good. 328 00:17:47,542 --> 00:17:48,748 Why not? 329 00:18:05,667 --> 00:18:07,453 Give us a hint at least! 330 00:18:10,083 --> 00:18:11,869 - Starts with an a. - Al 331 00:18:13,417 --> 00:18:14,998 - a... a... - Um... 332 00:18:15,875 --> 00:18:17,831 - Alexander? - Axel? 333 00:18:18,083 --> 00:18:20,119 - Alois? - Amadeus? 334 00:18:20,292 --> 00:18:21,748 - Aurel? - Ansgar? 335 00:18:21,917 --> 00:18:22,952 - No. - Albert? 336 00:18:23,125 --> 00:18:24,240 Cold. 337 00:18:24,917 --> 00:18:27,374 - Alfred? - What kind of name is that? 338 00:18:27,625 --> 00:18:29,741 - Anton? - No. 339 00:18:30,542 --> 00:18:32,123 Alexander? 340 00:18:32,375 --> 00:18:33,660 We had that. 341 00:18:33,833 --> 00:18:35,289 - Adrian? - Cold. 342 00:18:36,417 --> 00:18:39,033 - Arved? - No, more well-known. 343 00:18:39,917 --> 00:18:41,703 - Andreas! - More original. 344 00:18:41,958 --> 00:18:44,540 - André? - No. Different. 345 00:18:45,167 --> 00:18:46,703 Anders? 346 00:18:47,042 --> 00:18:48,077 Why not? 347 00:18:48,250 --> 00:18:50,616 In Scandinavian countries, Anders is... 348 00:18:50,792 --> 00:18:52,328 He's not Scandinavian. 349 00:18:52,583 --> 00:18:53,663 Right. 350 00:18:55,208 --> 00:18:57,164 I need to check my chicken. 351 00:18:57,333 --> 00:19:00,450 Bring the other corkscrew. This one is broken. 352 00:19:00,625 --> 00:19:02,786 You better not carry on without me. 353 00:19:03,417 --> 00:19:05,282 It's not so easy. 354 00:19:06,083 --> 00:19:07,994 Arne? Arnulf? 355 00:19:08,167 --> 00:19:10,203 - No. - Wait for me! 356 00:19:10,375 --> 00:19:12,366 - Yes! - Alfons? 357 00:19:16,083 --> 00:19:17,243 Asterix? 358 00:19:18,333 --> 00:19:19,618 Um, no. 359 00:19:20,458 --> 00:19:23,291 But there is a historical connection. 360 00:19:23,458 --> 00:19:24,664 Ah! 361 00:19:24,833 --> 00:19:25,868 Artur? 362 00:19:26,792 --> 00:19:27,952 Abraham? 363 00:19:30,292 --> 00:19:32,829 - Alexander? - No, still not Alexander. 364 00:19:33,083 --> 00:19:36,075 Historical, but not Alex. 365 00:19:40,292 --> 00:19:42,248 A... well... 366 00:19:43,083 --> 00:19:45,074 - Attila? - No. 367 00:19:45,958 --> 00:19:47,914 - Anatol? - No. 368 00:19:48,083 --> 00:19:50,870 - Which historical figure is that? - Anatol. 369 00:19:51,042 --> 00:19:54,079 The famous anatol from German... 370 00:19:55,167 --> 00:19:56,247 Apollo? 371 00:19:56,417 --> 00:20:00,205 Right, Apollo 13. Houston, we have a problem. 372 00:20:01,542 --> 00:20:03,828 - Then I don't know... Augustus? - No. 373 00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:12,286 Artemis. You mean aramis. 374 00:20:12,542 --> 00:20:14,658 - Why? - Artemis is a Greek goddess. 375 00:20:14,917 --> 00:20:17,124 - And aramis? - One of the three musketeers. 376 00:20:18,958 --> 00:20:21,290 - Aramis? - No. 377 00:20:23,667 --> 00:20:25,032 Then say it. 378 00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:30,285 Adolf. 379 00:20:33,167 --> 00:20:35,783 Very funny. Come on, tell us. 380 00:20:36,417 --> 00:20:39,375 - Adolf. - Don't be silly. Out with it. 381 00:20:41,792 --> 00:20:43,157 Why am I being silly? 382 00:20:43,333 --> 00:20:44,914 Ha, ha, ha. 383 00:20:45,292 --> 00:20:46,953 We laughed a lot. 384 00:20:47,208 --> 00:20:49,449 You're not calling your son Adolf. 385 00:20:55,375 --> 00:20:56,375 Adolf. 386 00:21:00,208 --> 00:21:02,449 Like... Adolf? 387 00:21:02,708 --> 00:21:03,823 Exactly. 388 00:21:06,167 --> 00:21:07,167 Really? 389 00:21:08,417 --> 00:21:09,702 - Yes. - But... 390 00:21:12,667 --> 00:21:14,407 Yes, but... you can't... 391 00:21:14,583 --> 00:21:16,824 He can't be serious. 392 00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:19,412 I am serious. It's Adolf. 393 00:21:22,083 --> 00:21:24,950 You want to name your son Adolf? 394 00:21:25,125 --> 00:21:26,990 Like Adolf Hitler? 395 00:21:27,167 --> 00:21:29,954 - Are you stupid? - Right... 396 00:21:30,125 --> 00:21:33,492 You don't have to go ballistic because we chose a special name. 397 00:21:33,750 --> 00:21:36,412 I'm sorry. You're crazy if you call your son Adolf. 398 00:21:36,583 --> 00:21:38,869 Isn't that illegal? I'm sure it is. 399 00:21:39,042 --> 00:21:41,909 - It probably is. - Where's my phone? 400 00:21:44,875 --> 00:21:46,331 What's your Wi-Fi? 401 00:21:49,583 --> 00:21:50,823 Hal 402 00:21:51,375 --> 00:21:55,823 "in Germany, the name Adolf is, in principle... 403 00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:57,331 Not illegal.” 404 00:22:02,792 --> 00:22:05,909 "As with all other names, 405 00:22:06,083 --> 00:22:09,450 registry offices are responsible for reviewing 406 00:22:09,625 --> 00:22:11,786 the parental motivation." 407 00:22:12,708 --> 00:22:15,245 My motivation will withstand any review. 408 00:22:15,500 --> 00:22:17,331 That's beside the point. 409 00:22:18,917 --> 00:22:21,989 Even if it's not forbidden... You can't! Not now! 410 00:22:22,250 --> 00:22:24,161 - Why not now? - Hello? 411 00:22:24,417 --> 00:22:26,783 Refugee camps are being burned down. 412 00:22:26,958 --> 00:22:29,745 Xenophobia is becoming socially acceptable. 413 00:22:29,917 --> 00:22:31,873 Don't get me started with the far-right. 414 00:22:32,042 --> 00:22:33,578 - You want to play with fire? - No! 415 00:22:35,500 --> 00:22:37,707 - Shall I explain? - What is there to explain? 416 00:22:37,958 --> 00:22:40,074 I've got it. Abraham! 417 00:22:40,250 --> 00:22:42,241 Like the rosenthal's son. 418 00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:44,000 Is that it? 419 00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:46,831 Oh, quite the opposite. 420 00:22:48,792 --> 00:22:51,033 - Um... - That's not the problem. 421 00:22:51,208 --> 00:22:54,245 - You spilt some. - What? No. Yes. 422 00:22:54,417 --> 00:22:55,953 - It doesn't matter. - Why? 423 00:22:59,083 --> 00:23:00,664 You told them. 424 00:23:00,917 --> 00:23:02,453 Yes, unfortunately... 425 00:23:02,833 --> 00:23:04,869 I asked you to wait. 426 00:23:05,125 --> 00:23:08,538 - Elisabeth, that's not the problem. - You said! 427 00:23:08,708 --> 00:23:10,289 - Your brother... - No. 428 00:23:10,542 --> 00:23:13,124 - Elisabeth... - I don't care. 429 00:23:13,375 --> 00:23:14,956 - You don't care? - No. 430 00:23:15,208 --> 00:23:16,914 - I'll tell you anyway. - I won't listen. 431 00:23:17,167 --> 00:23:20,989 Blah, blah... blah, blah... 432 00:23:21,167 --> 00:23:22,202 Stop it. 433 00:23:22,458 --> 00:23:24,369 Blah, blah... 434 00:23:24,542 --> 00:23:26,453 - That's enough. - Blah, blah... 435 00:23:26,708 --> 00:23:28,790 Adolf! Did you hear? Adolf! 436 00:23:29,042 --> 00:23:30,998 He's naming his son Adolf. 437 00:23:31,250 --> 00:23:33,411 - What? - Your bro... 438 00:23:34,250 --> 00:23:36,457 Your brother will baptise his son 439 00:23:36,625 --> 00:23:39,947 in the fine-sounding name of Adolf bottcher. 440 00:23:40,208 --> 00:23:42,073 - Uh, no. - No? 441 00:23:42,250 --> 00:23:43,706 - No? - What then? 442 00:23:43,958 --> 00:23:46,574 - You were kidding? - I'm not baptising him. 443 00:23:46,750 --> 00:23:48,536 He should decide for himself. 444 00:23:48,708 --> 00:23:53,782 The first time since '45 god and Hitler are used in one sentence. 445 00:23:53,958 --> 00:23:55,664 At least in my circles. 446 00:23:55,833 --> 00:23:57,198 You need to baptise him. 447 00:23:57,375 --> 00:24:00,287 Forget baptism. He's calling his son Adolf. 448 00:24:00,542 --> 00:24:02,999 - Stephan! - Why are you so aggressive? 449 00:24:03,250 --> 00:24:06,287 He's naming his son like Hitler and I'm aggressive? 450 00:24:08,250 --> 00:24:10,206 You can't do that to him. 451 00:24:10,458 --> 00:24:13,575 - You act as if it's a crime. - Against humanity! 452 00:24:13,750 --> 00:24:17,572 At least if we had an Adolf in the family, 453 00:24:17,750 --> 00:24:20,787 you could say it's like his great-grandfather. 454 00:24:20,958 --> 00:24:23,415 But you're marking him for life. 455 00:24:23,583 --> 00:24:26,871 At school, how are teachers supposed to address him? 456 00:24:28,042 --> 00:24:29,327 With his hame? 457 00:24:29,583 --> 00:24:30,948 Think about it. 458 00:24:31,125 --> 00:24:34,117 He will be teased all day long. 459 00:24:34,292 --> 00:24:35,577 No, absolutely not. 460 00:24:35,833 --> 00:24:37,664 I'll call him something else. 461 00:24:37,917 --> 00:24:39,657 Right. And what? 462 00:24:41,250 --> 00:24:44,663 No idea. I'll give him a nickname. 463 00:24:44,833 --> 00:24:46,698 What kind of nickname? 464 00:24:47,500 --> 00:24:49,491 I thought... kid. 465 00:24:51,042 --> 00:24:52,282 - Kid? - Exactly. 466 00:24:52,542 --> 00:24:54,874 "Kid... dinner's ready." 467 00:24:55,125 --> 00:24:56,456 He's not a goat. 468 00:24:57,708 --> 00:25:01,621 I like goats. They're really cute. 469 00:25:05,583 --> 00:25:08,325 So, then you have to tell kid one day, 470 00:25:08,500 --> 00:25:11,947 that there was another kid who invaded Poland. 471 00:25:12,125 --> 00:25:16,038 Then you have to teach the topic until we get to the rest. 472 00:25:16,750 --> 00:25:19,822 You will call my son by his name. 473 00:25:20,083 --> 00:25:21,118 Adolf. 474 00:25:21,292 --> 00:25:23,829 Like the greatest mass murderer of all time. 475 00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:25,865 There are other adolfs. 476 00:25:26,042 --> 00:25:28,249 But your Adolf comes after the Adolf 477 00:25:28,417 --> 00:25:32,490 who forever put his Mark on the name. 478 00:25:32,667 --> 00:25:35,864 That's why the name will make him a political person. 479 00:25:36,042 --> 00:25:39,205 From day one, he has to be critical of the past. 480 00:25:40,125 --> 00:25:43,492 - He'll hate Nazis. - Or be their new leader. 481 00:25:45,500 --> 00:25:46,956 It's not funny. 482 00:25:48,542 --> 00:25:50,203 It is a little. 483 00:25:53,792 --> 00:25:56,909 Look, isn't he lifting his right arm? 484 00:25:58,083 --> 00:26:01,120 Leave the child alone. It's not his fault. 485 00:26:02,292 --> 00:26:04,829 Maybe at least with -ph? 486 00:26:05,833 --> 00:26:07,039 - Adolph with -ph? - Yes! 487 00:26:07,292 --> 00:26:10,159 So he can be different from Adolf with -f. 488 00:26:10,417 --> 00:26:12,954 Elisabeth! -Ph! 489 00:26:13,125 --> 00:26:15,332 It doesn't make a difference! 490 00:26:15,500 --> 00:26:17,036 Ph! 491 00:26:17,208 --> 00:26:19,324 Catastrophe! 492 00:26:19,500 --> 00:26:21,707 Philosophy! 493 00:26:22,833 --> 00:26:23,993 Ph! 494 00:26:24,167 --> 00:26:26,328 Adolf -f and Adolph -ph, 495 00:26:26,500 --> 00:26:30,288 they are homonyms with the same meaning. 496 00:26:30,458 --> 00:26:31,914 Final solution. 497 00:26:32,500 --> 00:26:34,912 What about an accent? Adolphé! 498 00:26:35,167 --> 00:26:37,874 Don't overdo it, Stephan. 499 00:26:38,042 --> 00:26:41,830 Exactly. Don't overdo it, Stephan. 500 00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:43,331 Ph! 501 00:26:43,833 --> 00:26:45,994 Thank you for your support, honey. 502 00:26:53,167 --> 00:26:54,532 When's dinner? 503 00:27:11,458 --> 00:27:12,994 Do you want some seeds? 504 00:27:13,167 --> 00:27:15,874 You've outdone yourself, Elisabeth. 505 00:27:20,708 --> 00:27:23,700 - And this was from a client? - They love me. 506 00:27:24,167 --> 00:27:26,579 Your students never give you anything. 507 00:27:26,750 --> 00:27:28,115 Don't be sad, Stephan. 508 00:27:28,292 --> 00:27:30,328 They give you something more valuable. 509 00:27:30,500 --> 00:27:32,036 Their attention. 510 00:27:33,958 --> 00:27:37,246 Tell me, Stephan. Did I understand correctly? 511 00:27:37,417 --> 00:27:41,035 Do you think he did what he did, because his name was Adolf? 512 00:27:41,208 --> 00:27:42,869 Not again. =I... 513 00:27:43,125 --> 00:27:45,286 - Can you say that again? - Not again. 514 00:27:45,542 --> 00:27:46,622 Not you. 515 00:27:47,917 --> 00:27:51,614 Do you think he did what he did, because his name was Adolf? 516 00:27:51,792 --> 00:27:53,874 Can we eat in peace? 517 00:27:54,042 --> 00:27:55,907 Let your brother speak. 518 00:27:56,875 --> 00:27:58,490 I'm curious. 519 00:27:58,750 --> 00:28:00,911 Hitler wasn't Hitler because of his name. 520 00:28:01,083 --> 00:28:04,996 If he was called Klaus meier, he would have been the same. 521 00:28:05,167 --> 00:28:08,125 Instead, it would have been "heil meier!" 522 00:28:08,375 --> 00:28:11,208 Yes, but mummy and daddy Hitler 523 00:28:11,375 --> 00:28:13,115 called their son Adolf, 524 00:28:13,292 --> 00:28:16,034 not Klaus, Peter or knut. 525 00:28:17,833 --> 00:28:20,870 And what about the other famous adolfs? 526 00:28:21,042 --> 00:28:23,158 - Who's that? - Adolf... 527 00:28:25,750 --> 00:28:27,536 Grimme. Adolf grimme. 528 00:28:27,708 --> 00:28:29,994 His parents called him Adolf 529 00:28:30,167 --> 00:28:32,704 and no one turns down a grimme award. 530 00:28:32,958 --> 00:28:34,994 He didn't massacre anybody. 531 00:28:35,167 --> 00:28:37,954 - That's why we chose the name. - Because of Adolf grimme? 532 00:28:38,125 --> 00:28:40,662 Because we need positive examples. 533 00:28:40,833 --> 00:28:44,121 My Adolf has a mission. He's like Gandhi! 534 00:28:44,292 --> 00:28:48,240 His name calls out peacefully into the world, 535 00:28:48,417 --> 00:28:52,239 "Hitler, you took everything from Germany, but not the name!" 536 00:28:52,417 --> 00:28:55,204 Did you just compare Gandhi with Hitler? 537 00:28:55,375 --> 00:28:56,615 Why not? 538 00:28:57,375 --> 00:29:00,947 My Adolf is in silent protest against your Adolf. 539 00:29:01,208 --> 00:29:03,199 What? My Adolf? 540 00:29:03,458 --> 00:29:05,369 You speak of nothing else. 541 00:29:05,542 --> 00:29:08,864 Hitler here, Hitler there. You're obsessed with Hitler. 542 00:29:09,042 --> 00:29:10,532 That is... 543 00:29:10,708 --> 00:29:14,872 That's the biggest rubbish I've ever heard. 544 00:29:15,125 --> 00:29:17,787 It's not rubbish. It's courage. 545 00:29:17,958 --> 00:29:20,370 I don't shrink away from Hitler. Unlike you. 546 00:29:20,542 --> 00:29:24,831 You make your Adolf an icon of evil. A myth. 547 00:29:25,375 --> 00:29:28,037 - You canonise Hitler - You're exaggerating. 548 00:29:28,208 --> 00:29:29,618 I canonise Hitler? 549 00:29:29,792 --> 00:29:32,374 Not just you, all of Germany. 550 00:29:32,542 --> 00:29:34,078 Hitler still dominates us. 551 00:29:34,250 --> 00:29:36,787 Every second spiegel cover is Hitler. 552 00:29:36,958 --> 00:29:38,664 Hitler is everywhere. Why? 553 00:29:38,917 --> 00:29:41,875 He's a pop star who people like you keep alive. 554 00:29:42,042 --> 00:29:43,157 - Like me? - Yes. 555 00:29:43,333 --> 00:29:47,747 Not right-wing populists, old Nazis or xenophobic idiots. 556 00:29:47,917 --> 00:29:50,249 Lefties, who claim to be against Hitler, 557 00:29:50,417 --> 00:29:54,456 but get turned on by his crimes every evening on TV. 558 00:29:54,625 --> 00:29:57,162 - Must I listen to this? - L1 prefer watching arte. 559 00:29:57,333 --> 00:30:01,246 I don't just claim to be against Nazis. I am. 560 00:30:01,500 --> 00:30:03,161 Of course I am! 561 00:30:03,333 --> 00:30:05,665 Of course you are, 562 00:30:05,833 --> 00:30:09,826 but put simply, that means you do nothing. 563 00:30:10,083 --> 00:30:13,200 - I donate to refugees. - Your old corduroy suits. 564 00:30:13,375 --> 00:30:15,707 So they look like shit when they get beat up in saxony. 565 00:30:15,958 --> 00:30:18,540 Here's to you, Stephan. Vive la résistance! 566 00:30:21,625 --> 00:30:23,832 But you're making a stand 567 00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:26,787 by naming your son after the most senior Nazi? 568 00:30:26,958 --> 00:30:29,119 Exactly. By calling my son Adolf, 569 00:30:29,375 --> 00:30:33,789 I'm taking the first step to destroying the myth of Hitler. 570 00:30:36,375 --> 00:30:39,412 Thomas, I have a question. I want you to be honest. 571 00:30:39,583 --> 00:30:41,198 - Yes. - Are you on drugs? 572 00:30:41,375 --> 00:30:42,660 Powdered your nose? 573 00:30:42,917 --> 00:30:45,408 I just want to classify your statement. 574 00:30:45,667 --> 00:30:48,739 - That's uncalled for. - I want to understand him. 575 00:30:51,250 --> 00:30:52,490 I'm going to clear the table. 576 00:30:52,667 --> 00:30:54,532 I'll get the next course ready 577 00:30:54,708 --> 00:30:56,039 and when I come back, 578 00:30:56,208 --> 00:30:58,620 we will speak about something else. 579 00:30:59,417 --> 00:31:01,078 What are we having? 580 00:31:02,417 --> 00:31:03,577 Chicken curry. 581 00:31:11,083 --> 00:31:12,118 Poor kid. 582 00:31:12,375 --> 00:31:15,572 It's none of my business. I don't want to get involved. 583 00:31:15,750 --> 00:31:18,116 It sounds like you've thought about it. 584 00:31:18,292 --> 00:31:20,408 But won't you reconsider? 585 00:31:20,583 --> 00:31:24,622 You can't separate Adolf from Hitler. Your protest is in vain. 586 00:31:24,792 --> 00:31:27,283 So the name should be erased? Forever? 587 00:31:27,542 --> 00:31:28,748 That's how it is. 588 00:31:29,542 --> 00:31:33,410 Then you have to throw away your favourite trainers or "sneakers". 589 00:31:34,208 --> 00:31:35,368 Huh? 590 00:31:35,542 --> 00:31:38,033 What do you wear when you're relaxing on the weekend? 591 00:31:38,917 --> 00:31:40,703 What are you on about? 592 00:31:41,875 --> 00:31:44,457 - Trainers. - Hm, Adidas? 593 00:31:44,708 --> 00:31:46,369 Yes, okay. 594 00:31:46,542 --> 00:31:49,909 And where does the "adi" in Adidas come from? 595 00:31:50,083 --> 00:31:52,620 Adolf dassler, founder of Adidas. 596 00:31:52,875 --> 00:31:55,867 Millions of Germans wear Adolf on their feet. 597 00:31:56,125 --> 00:31:57,706 And not just that. 598 00:31:57,875 --> 00:32:01,788 Adidas is on every shirt of the German national team. 599 00:32:01,958 --> 00:32:04,370 - It's an argument. - A shit one! 600 00:32:04,542 --> 00:32:09,036 They have no association with Hitler! With Adolf, that's all you think of. 601 00:32:09,292 --> 00:32:11,157 So it depends what people think? 602 00:32:11,417 --> 00:32:14,864 No! Except with a name like Adolf. 603 00:32:15,125 --> 00:32:17,616 So a name like snoopy would be okay? 604 00:32:17,875 --> 00:32:19,957 Snoopy didn't wipe out Europe! 605 00:32:20,208 --> 00:32:23,200 - Neither did my Adolf! - Stephan, Thomas! Calm! 606 00:32:23,458 --> 00:32:25,619 Adolf is the byword for crime! 607 00:32:25,875 --> 00:32:27,991 You can't call your son Adolf! 608 00:32:28,167 --> 00:32:31,955 Ah, the name is forbidden, even though it's not forbidden? 609 00:32:32,208 --> 00:32:35,530 - You... could say that. - Aha. 610 00:32:35,792 --> 00:32:37,373 Does it apply to other names? 611 00:32:37,833 --> 00:32:39,494 - What? - Let's make a list. 612 00:32:40,333 --> 00:32:42,164 Let's make a list. 613 00:32:42,333 --> 00:32:46,201 Whatever schindler can do, bottcher can do better. 614 00:32:46,458 --> 00:32:48,289 I can hear you. 615 00:32:48,458 --> 00:32:49,994 Begin. 616 00:32:50,250 --> 00:32:52,616 Or is Adolf the only forbidden name? 617 00:32:53,417 --> 00:32:57,080 - Can we change the topic? - No, we're making béttcher's list. 618 00:32:57,250 --> 00:33:00,117 We're looking for a new name. Any ideas? 619 00:33:00,375 --> 00:33:03,367 Josef? Like grandpa? Classic, not too common. 620 00:33:03,542 --> 00:33:04,907 With -f or -ph? 621 00:33:05,167 --> 00:33:07,374 Can't have Josef, right Stephan? 622 00:33:07,625 --> 00:33:12,039 I don't know history like you, but wasn't there another dictator? 623 00:33:12,292 --> 00:33:14,783 - Stalin. - Ah! Yes, right! 624 00:33:14,958 --> 00:33:16,619 Josef Stalin. 625 00:33:16,792 --> 00:33:19,249 Josef is also the name of Jesus' father, 626 00:33:19,417 --> 00:33:24,286 but then Josef came and gave the name his own stamp. 627 00:33:24,458 --> 00:33:26,244 Right? 628 00:33:26,417 --> 00:33:28,203 Yes, that's the principle. 629 00:33:28,375 --> 00:33:29,615 In principle. 630 00:33:29,792 --> 00:33:31,623 So, bye Josef... 631 00:33:31,792 --> 00:33:34,124 Bye... erich. 632 00:33:35,500 --> 00:33:37,331 - And bye, Ben. - Ben? 633 00:33:38,625 --> 00:33:40,866 I haven't studied, but there was 634 00:33:41,042 --> 00:33:43,078 another one in Italy, right? 635 00:33:43,833 --> 00:33:45,118 Benito Mussolini. 636 00:33:45,292 --> 00:33:47,248 Ha! Yes, right. 637 00:33:47,500 --> 00:33:49,456 And again. Countless dead. 638 00:33:49,708 --> 00:33:52,871 Benito, Ben, benedikt... 639 00:33:53,542 --> 00:33:56,659 It didn't bother the pope, but Stephan is more papal than the pope. 640 00:33:56,833 --> 00:33:58,744 Oh, and Hitler's gang. 641 00:33:58,917 --> 00:34:01,283 - Bye, Heinrich... - Hermann. 642 00:34:01,458 --> 00:34:02,948 Bye, hermann. 643 00:34:03,125 --> 00:34:05,366 And bye again, Joseph. 644 00:34:06,333 --> 00:34:08,619 What about your godfather, Fritz? 645 00:34:09,625 --> 00:34:12,492 - Fritz haarmann? - The serial killer? 646 00:34:12,750 --> 00:34:14,365 How many victims? 647 00:34:14,625 --> 00:34:16,115 Around 20? Around 20. 648 00:34:16,292 --> 00:34:19,159 - Still a moderate success. - Ridiculous! 649 00:34:19,333 --> 00:34:20,618 Tell me, Stephan. 650 00:34:20,792 --> 00:34:23,829 How many deaths are needed to ban a name? 651 00:34:25,375 --> 00:34:26,660 This is stupid. 652 00:34:26,917 --> 00:34:30,489 Okay, well let's keep going with serial killers then. 653 00:34:30,750 --> 00:34:32,411 Suggestions? 654 00:34:32,583 --> 00:34:34,824 I'll start with the most well-known. 655 00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:36,035 Jack the ripper. 656 00:34:36,292 --> 00:34:40,410 So no Jack. What is the German form of Jack? 657 00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:42,035 Hans. 658 00:34:42,292 --> 00:34:44,248 Thanks. Hans. 659 00:34:44,417 --> 00:34:46,499 - That's a nice name. - Next? 660 00:34:46,750 --> 00:34:49,537 - Marc dutroux? - René, don't join in! 661 00:34:49,792 --> 00:34:51,373 Very good, rené. Bye, Marc. 662 00:34:51,625 --> 00:34:54,207 Right, so. What about terrorists? 663 00:34:54,458 --> 00:34:56,540 - Andreas baader. - René! 664 00:34:57,250 --> 00:34:59,036 Andreas is out. 665 00:35:01,542 --> 00:35:04,033 There's not much left for new-borns. 666 00:35:05,000 --> 00:35:07,366 Thomas. I think we've got it. 667 00:35:09,833 --> 00:35:11,039 Rudolf? 668 00:35:12,042 --> 00:35:13,077 Hess. 669 00:35:14,583 --> 00:35:17,905 - It's your problem. - No, Elisabeth! 670 00:35:18,083 --> 00:35:21,871 Your brother has a duty as part of society. 671 00:35:22,042 --> 00:35:23,373 He's the father! 672 00:35:23,542 --> 00:35:26,500 But you have to tell the rosenthals his name is Adolf! 673 00:35:26,667 --> 00:35:29,955 I can't wait. They'll understand I'm doing them a favour. 674 00:35:30,125 --> 00:35:32,207 I'm doing us all a favour. 675 00:35:32,375 --> 00:35:33,740 Yes, it's generous 676 00:35:33,917 --> 00:35:36,750 that you want to free us all from fascism. 677 00:35:36,917 --> 00:35:38,703 But if you name your son Adolf, 678 00:35:38,875 --> 00:35:40,911 you can forget that. 679 00:35:41,083 --> 00:35:43,165 Because he's called Adolf. Like Hitler. 680 00:35:43,333 --> 00:35:46,496 Everyone will say, "the parents are Nazis." 681 00:35:46,667 --> 00:35:47,702 Full stop. 682 00:35:50,500 --> 00:35:52,115 End of discussion. 683 00:35:57,250 --> 00:35:58,285 Okay. 684 00:36:00,375 --> 00:36:01,785 Whatever. 685 00:36:04,875 --> 00:36:07,787 See, he's not that stubborn. 686 00:36:11,458 --> 00:36:12,743 My chicken! 687 00:36:12,917 --> 00:36:16,330 When I come back, we tell rené why he can't move to Munich. 688 00:36:16,833 --> 00:36:18,744 - Have you found a place? - No. 689 00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:21,036 - Wait for me! - Yesl! 690 00:36:21,292 --> 00:36:22,407 We'll wait! 691 00:36:25,792 --> 00:36:28,955 I'm curious to see what Elisabeth has prepared. 692 00:36:29,125 --> 00:36:30,240 Yes. 693 00:36:30,750 --> 00:36:34,197 - What will he be called then? - Huh? Adolf. 694 00:36:34,917 --> 00:36:37,954 Stop it. We had a laugh. So? 695 00:36:38,458 --> 00:36:39,618 Adolf. 696 00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:42,582 You just said you didn't want to do it. 697 00:36:43,167 --> 00:36:46,534 No, you said, "end of discussion!" 698 00:36:46,708 --> 00:36:48,824 And I said, "whatever". For Lisa. 699 00:36:51,417 --> 00:36:53,783 Your tantrum proves how necessary it is. 700 00:36:54,375 --> 00:36:56,866 And Stephan, it's not just an idea. 701 00:36:57,125 --> 00:36:59,707 It's the start of a revolution. 702 00:37:00,625 --> 00:37:02,411 I'm going to throw up. 703 00:37:02,667 --> 00:37:03,782 Stephan! 704 00:37:04,375 --> 00:37:06,787 René, who do you hate the most? 705 00:37:06,958 --> 00:37:08,949 - No one. - There must be someone. 706 00:37:09,125 --> 00:37:12,037 - I wouldn't say that. - Someone you don't like? 707 00:37:12,208 --> 00:37:14,745 Franz schwertfeger, our second violinist. 708 00:37:14,917 --> 00:37:16,873 Franz is an arsehole's name. 709 00:37:17,042 --> 00:37:18,623 It makes you think of... 710 00:37:18,792 --> 00:37:21,750 Franz Von assisi or Franz beckenbauer. 711 00:37:21,917 --> 00:37:24,875 - And not Franz schubert or liszt? - No, no. 712 00:37:25,667 --> 00:37:26,782 Hey. 713 00:37:26,958 --> 00:37:31,998 Franz schwertfeger erases all saints because he's an arsehole. 714 00:37:32,167 --> 00:37:35,989 So Adolf bottcher can succeed in pushing Hitler from his throne. 715 00:37:41,208 --> 00:37:44,280 - What's going on? - They started again. 716 00:37:45,042 --> 00:37:47,158 - No. - Franz schwertfeger, thank god. 717 00:37:47,333 --> 00:37:48,448 I don't get it. 718 00:37:48,625 --> 00:37:50,490 Then you should stay here. 719 00:37:50,667 --> 00:37:53,033 Sorry that I'm cooking for you! 720 00:37:53,833 --> 00:37:55,494 - Sabeth! - Leave me alone. 721 00:38:00,958 --> 00:38:02,664 It's role play. 722 00:38:02,917 --> 00:38:06,535 It's the only way they can have sex. They're fucking in the kitchen. Bet? 723 00:38:09,458 --> 00:38:13,531 Sabeth, I'm sorry. Your brother is killing me. 724 00:38:15,917 --> 00:38:20,536 My fair young lady, may I make so free as to lend you my arm and company? 725 00:38:20,708 --> 00:38:23,040 No goethe quotes in my kitchen. 726 00:38:29,625 --> 00:38:30,785 Fucking thing. 727 00:38:51,333 --> 00:38:53,745 Hitler, mein kampf a critical edition 728 00:39:07,792 --> 00:39:09,157 What's up? 729 00:39:13,875 --> 00:39:16,366 - I really fell for it. - What? 730 00:39:17,458 --> 00:39:18,914 Adolf. 731 00:39:19,083 --> 00:39:20,573 I'm serious. 732 00:39:21,208 --> 00:39:22,493 I saw it. 733 00:39:24,250 --> 00:39:25,831 What have you seen? 734 00:39:26,250 --> 00:39:29,242 Hitler, Adolf. "Mein kampf, critical edition". 735 00:39:29,417 --> 00:39:31,624 You didn't push it back completely. 736 00:39:34,042 --> 00:39:35,122 Fuck! 737 00:39:36,833 --> 00:39:37,868 Fuck! 738 00:39:38,042 --> 00:39:39,907 But he gets so upset! 739 00:39:40,083 --> 00:39:43,575 "The name must be erased forever." 740 00:39:44,708 --> 00:39:46,369 Don't tell the others. 741 00:39:46,542 --> 00:39:48,533 - Okay, but I won't lie. - Yes. 742 00:39:48,708 --> 00:39:51,120 Do what you want, but leave me out of it. 743 00:39:51,625 --> 00:39:53,331 What are you really calling him? 744 00:39:53,500 --> 00:39:54,865 Paul, like dad. 745 00:39:55,042 --> 00:39:57,704 Paul. Dorothea will like that. 746 00:39:58,333 --> 00:39:59,994 - Sabeth... - Leave me alone. 747 00:40:00,875 --> 00:40:03,947 There was this moment between us and he asked, 748 00:40:04,125 --> 00:40:08,073 "mum, why does dad have hair on his boobs?" 749 00:40:12,542 --> 00:40:14,407 Oh, how lovely... 750 00:40:14,583 --> 00:40:16,448 It wasn't worth arguing about. 751 00:40:16,625 --> 00:40:19,082 I agree. Can I have some more? 752 00:40:19,250 --> 00:40:20,956 What is worth arguing about? 753 00:40:21,125 --> 00:40:23,787 - Oh, please, Stephan. - I'm just asking. 754 00:40:23,958 --> 00:40:27,371 For you, what is important enough to argue about? 755 00:40:28,500 --> 00:40:30,161 Maybe we don't have to argue. 756 00:40:31,750 --> 00:40:33,411 Yes, you're right. 757 00:40:33,583 --> 00:40:35,164 We don't need to. 758 00:40:38,667 --> 00:40:41,454 But what makes you angry? Clearly not fascism. 759 00:40:41,625 --> 00:40:44,332 - It wasn't about that. - What then? 760 00:40:44,500 --> 00:40:45,910 Well, you. 761 00:40:46,542 --> 00:40:49,375 The name was just a hook 762 00:40:49,542 --> 00:40:52,739 to start an argument. 763 00:40:52,917 --> 00:40:54,032 Ah. 764 00:40:54,208 --> 00:40:58,201 The topic doesn't matter. It's just an excuse to argue. 765 00:40:58,375 --> 00:41:01,788 Abortion? Burka ban? Genetic engineering? 766 00:41:01,958 --> 00:41:05,871 Someone takes a position. Somebody else another. 767 00:41:06,042 --> 00:41:08,454 The only aim is to annoy each other. 768 00:41:08,625 --> 00:41:10,490 I would never call my son Adolf. 769 00:41:10,667 --> 00:41:12,328 It's always the same. 770 00:41:12,500 --> 00:41:15,242 You play talk show. With talk show topics. 771 00:41:15,417 --> 00:41:18,989 The main thing is to prove how seriously we take ourselves. 772 00:41:19,167 --> 00:41:20,202 What? 773 00:41:20,375 --> 00:41:22,491 It's amusing, but I won't get involved. 774 00:41:24,833 --> 00:41:25,868 Finally. 775 00:41:30,458 --> 00:41:31,538 Something wrong? 776 00:41:32,750 --> 00:41:36,868 No, eat in peace. I'll get it. 777 00:41:41,667 --> 00:41:42,998 Delicious. 778 00:41:45,250 --> 00:41:47,332 - Hello! - Sorry, I'm so late. 779 00:41:47,500 --> 00:41:49,582 No problem. No problem. 780 00:41:49,750 --> 00:41:51,536 The food's still warm. 781 00:41:53,292 --> 00:41:55,749 Take it off. The guys are in good form tonight. 782 00:41:55,917 --> 00:41:58,784 Oh! Wow, he's grown! 783 00:41:58,958 --> 00:42:01,700 Does he move a lot? Yes. Quite a lot. 784 00:42:01,875 --> 00:42:05,072 Nice dress. Is this what you wear for castings? 785 00:42:05,250 --> 00:42:08,538 - Careful with the hook. - Hardly anything fits anymore. 786 00:42:08,708 --> 00:42:10,073 The hook is really... 787 00:42:11,875 --> 00:42:17,074 You won't believe who I met recently for a cocktail at café klecks. 788 00:42:17,250 --> 00:42:19,286 Mario petzold. 789 00:42:19,458 --> 00:42:21,449 - How do you know... - Sorry! 790 00:42:21,708 --> 00:42:24,120 The director took forever. 791 00:42:26,333 --> 00:42:29,450 - We already started. - I'm not hungry anyway. 792 00:42:30,583 --> 00:42:32,414 Let me look at you. You look great. 793 00:42:32,583 --> 00:42:33,618 You too. 794 00:42:33,792 --> 00:42:35,908 You haven't put on a pound. How? 795 00:42:36,083 --> 00:42:37,323 - Welcome! - Thanks. 796 00:42:37,500 --> 00:42:40,412 - You never said that to me. - You put on weight! 797 00:42:40,667 --> 00:42:43,704 It doesn't matter, it's almost all gone! 798 00:42:43,875 --> 00:42:45,786 I hope so. After almost six years. 799 00:42:45,958 --> 00:42:48,665 - That's not what I meant. - Every woman is different. 800 00:42:48,833 --> 00:42:50,698 And I'm the fat type? 801 00:42:50,875 --> 00:42:54,322 No, you're normal. You're healthy. 802 00:42:55,000 --> 00:42:56,615 The food looks great. 803 00:42:56,875 --> 00:42:59,457 - Sure you won't have some? - No. 804 00:42:59,708 --> 00:43:01,619 No wine either. Unfortunately. 805 00:43:05,875 --> 00:43:08,082 So, how are you? 806 00:43:08,625 --> 00:43:12,447 Castings are stressful, but I think I'm getting somewhere. 807 00:43:12,625 --> 00:43:16,117 - Are you still taking roles? - Most are for after the birth. 808 00:43:16,292 --> 00:43:18,374 She wants to work as soon as she can. 809 00:43:18,542 --> 00:43:20,578 It's great she's doing so well. 810 00:43:20,750 --> 00:43:22,240 When he's three weeks old, 811 00:43:22,417 --> 00:43:24,749 I can take him to the nursery and pick him up. 812 00:43:24,917 --> 00:43:26,748 Thomas gets carried away. 813 00:43:26,917 --> 00:43:30,364 As if I'll have my figure back after three weeks. 814 00:43:30,625 --> 00:43:33,492 You keep this up and you'll never lose your old figure. 815 00:43:33,750 --> 00:43:35,706 You're such a charmer. 816 00:43:35,875 --> 00:43:39,663 I think a bit of flesh is sensual, right Stephan? 817 00:43:39,833 --> 00:43:41,619 - It's very feminine. - See? 818 00:43:41,875 --> 00:43:45,242 That's very sweet, but those casting directors see it differently. 819 00:43:45,417 --> 00:43:47,829 A few love handles never harmed anyone. 820 00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:50,958 - Love handles? - Yes, I have some. You, too. 821 00:43:51,208 --> 00:43:52,448 No, we don't. 822 00:43:52,708 --> 00:43:55,199 - Men have fat. Bacon. - A paunch, a belly. 823 00:43:55,458 --> 00:43:56,948 Do you use face cream? 824 00:43:57,208 --> 00:43:59,870 - If anyone does, it's rené. - Right. 825 00:44:00,042 --> 00:44:01,782 How do you treat your skin? 826 00:44:01,958 --> 00:44:03,869 - We don't. - We wash it. 827 00:44:07,833 --> 00:44:09,573 - Won't you eat? - No. 828 00:44:09,750 --> 00:44:11,411 - You're eating for two. - No. 829 00:44:11,583 --> 00:44:13,369 Yes, from what we've heard, 830 00:44:13,542 --> 00:44:16,705 there's a leader growing in you. 831 00:44:23,583 --> 00:44:25,244 What is it? 832 00:44:25,417 --> 00:44:28,375 They think our son's name is... 833 00:44:28,542 --> 00:44:29,907 Sub-optimal. 834 00:44:30,917 --> 00:44:32,657 You told them? 835 00:44:32,917 --> 00:44:35,249 He couldn't resist. He was so proud. 836 00:44:36,583 --> 00:44:38,073 You don't think it's wicked? 837 00:44:40,708 --> 00:44:43,074 No, we don't think it's wicked. 838 00:44:45,167 --> 00:44:48,159 Not least because "wicked" is a non-word. 839 00:44:48,333 --> 00:44:50,369 It has nothing to do 840 00:44:50,542 --> 00:44:55,457 with its original meaning being "wicca", the witch. 841 00:44:55,708 --> 00:44:57,289 It's just a stupid synonym 842 00:44:57,458 --> 00:44:59,369 that every idiot uses. 843 00:44:59,625 --> 00:45:02,742 Like: "Your hair is wicked, your car is wicked". Everything is wicked. 844 00:45:03,000 --> 00:45:07,243 It shouldn't be in the vocabulary of someone over 18. 845 00:45:12,083 --> 00:45:13,789 They don't think it's wicked. 846 00:45:14,042 --> 00:45:15,157 Shame. 847 00:45:15,333 --> 00:45:17,995 Well, we were a bit surprised. 848 00:45:18,167 --> 00:45:19,532 I'd say horrified. 849 00:45:20,625 --> 00:45:22,536 I'm sorry. 850 00:45:23,542 --> 00:45:27,205 We thought you'd like the reference. 851 00:45:27,375 --> 00:45:29,161 The reference? 852 00:45:30,125 --> 00:45:32,787 That's just what we didn't like. 853 00:45:37,958 --> 00:45:38,993 Hm? 854 00:45:40,167 --> 00:45:42,624 I think there's a misunderstanding. 855 00:45:42,792 --> 00:45:43,872 Leave it. 856 00:45:44,125 --> 00:45:47,538 How dare you come and say it to our face? 857 00:45:50,417 --> 00:45:53,250 - I don't get it. - Thomas had this idea. All right. 858 00:45:53,500 --> 00:45:55,331 But you're going along with it. 859 00:45:56,292 --> 00:45:58,954 - Yes, the name was my idea. - Really? 860 00:46:03,625 --> 00:46:05,240 So... 861 00:46:05,417 --> 00:46:09,365 Well, maybe you're not so familiar with its history. 862 00:46:09,542 --> 00:46:11,373 But forget it. 863 00:46:11,542 --> 00:46:15,581 But you are aware of what this man did back then? 864 00:46:16,833 --> 00:46:18,494 No idea. I never met him. 865 00:46:19,208 --> 00:46:21,995 "I never..." Listen to her. 866 00:46:23,833 --> 00:46:25,164 "She" is sitting here. 867 00:46:25,333 --> 00:46:27,369 Say it to my face. 868 00:46:27,625 --> 00:46:29,081 - Anna... - Gladly. 869 00:46:29,250 --> 00:46:32,822 You are living proof of educational failure. 870 00:46:33,000 --> 00:46:34,410 The chick has a screw loose. 871 00:46:34,667 --> 00:46:35,998 - Uh... - What? 872 00:46:36,250 --> 00:46:38,332 The chick has a screw loose. 873 00:46:38,583 --> 00:46:40,744 - Thomas, that's enough! - Good... 874 00:46:41,000 --> 00:46:44,663 Are you happy? This is what you get with that fucking name. 875 00:46:44,917 --> 00:46:46,748 Who do you think you are? 876 00:46:47,000 --> 00:46:49,912 - He didn't mean that. - He's a professor. 877 00:46:50,167 --> 00:46:52,408 - He knows what he's saying. - Indeed. 878 00:46:52,583 --> 00:46:55,996 I know words and their meaning, I don't just repeat them. 879 00:46:56,167 --> 00:46:57,532 - Fuck you. - Woah! 880 00:46:57,792 --> 00:46:59,373 The smartass can shove it. 881 00:46:59,542 --> 00:47:02,329 I can call my son what I want! 882 00:47:02,583 --> 00:47:04,198 No, you can't. 883 00:47:04,458 --> 00:47:05,726 I won't take advice from someone 884 00:47:05,750 --> 00:47:08,492 who named his kids cajus and antigone! 885 00:47:08,750 --> 00:47:11,036 Woah! Stop! Stop! 886 00:47:12,125 --> 00:47:14,411 Stop. It was a joke. 887 00:47:14,583 --> 00:47:15,914 It was a joke. 888 00:47:17,792 --> 00:47:21,080 I told them we were calling him Adolf. 889 00:47:21,333 --> 00:47:23,790 That's why Stephan is so annoyed. 890 00:47:24,042 --> 00:47:25,122 It was a joke. 891 00:47:26,917 --> 00:47:30,080 We're naming him Paul, like dad. That's what Anna meant. 892 00:47:33,333 --> 00:47:34,914 Right... 893 00:47:35,167 --> 00:47:36,703 Let's calm down... 894 00:47:37,625 --> 00:47:39,240 Sit down again... 895 00:47:39,792 --> 00:47:42,283 Eat the chicken. It's delicious. 896 00:47:42,458 --> 00:47:44,414 And dessert too. Right, Lisa? 897 00:47:44,583 --> 00:47:45,663 It's all fine. 898 00:47:51,750 --> 00:47:53,866 You have to push and pull. 899 00:47:54,125 --> 00:47:55,706 At the same time. Wait. 900 00:47:55,875 --> 00:47:57,285 It was expensive. 901 00:48:08,958 --> 00:48:10,289 That was intentional. 902 00:48:10,458 --> 00:48:11,538 It wasn't! 903 00:48:15,625 --> 00:48:17,331 Shall I get you ice? 904 00:48:19,917 --> 00:48:21,748 Okay, it was stupid of me. 905 00:48:21,917 --> 00:48:23,953 I'm an arse. I'm sorry. 906 00:48:24,750 --> 00:48:27,116 I apologise, okay? 907 00:48:32,083 --> 00:48:34,574 René, will you play us something? 908 00:48:35,958 --> 00:48:37,164 No. 909 00:48:40,208 --> 00:48:41,789 Lisa, help me. 910 00:48:43,625 --> 00:48:45,035 Anyone for dessert? 911 00:48:46,792 --> 00:48:48,373 Stephan? 912 00:48:48,542 --> 00:48:50,453 Won't you say something? 913 00:48:50,708 --> 00:48:52,869 What should I say? Did it hurt? 914 00:48:53,042 --> 00:48:55,749 Don't you see, this whole story was about 915 00:48:55,917 --> 00:48:58,750 telling us how stupid our kid's names are? 916 00:48:58,917 --> 00:49:01,909 Rubbish. I just saw "mein kampf" on the shelf. 917 00:49:02,083 --> 00:49:04,165 It was a joke. That's it. 918 00:49:04,333 --> 00:49:08,030 - Well... very funny. - He apologised. 919 00:49:08,292 --> 00:49:10,328 Thomas yes, Anna not. 920 00:49:10,583 --> 00:49:13,290 - Me? I only answer to "chick". - Annal please. 921 00:49:13,542 --> 00:49:16,124 Nobody wanted to insult you or your kids. 922 00:49:16,292 --> 00:49:17,623 "I won't take advice from someone 923 00:49:17,792 --> 00:49:20,499 who named his kids cajus and antigone!" 924 00:49:20,667 --> 00:49:23,409 - Why did she say that? - What do you want to hear? 925 00:49:23,667 --> 00:49:26,579 What I think about his kids' names. 926 00:49:26,750 --> 00:49:29,082 - Exactly. - She likes the names. 927 00:49:29,333 --> 00:49:30,539 Really? 928 00:49:31,625 --> 00:49:32,910 Yes. 929 00:49:35,167 --> 00:49:37,874 We think cajus and antigone are... 930 00:49:42,208 --> 00:49:43,448 Cool names. Really. 931 00:49:44,250 --> 00:49:45,410 Finally. 932 00:49:45,583 --> 00:49:48,746 I wondered where it was all this time and there it was. 933 00:49:48,917 --> 00:49:50,703 - What? Who? - Your face. 934 00:49:50,875 --> 00:49:52,240 What about it? 935 00:49:52,417 --> 00:49:55,614 You make it when you say something you don't mean. 936 00:49:55,792 --> 00:49:57,828 I don't make a face. 937 00:49:58,000 --> 00:50:00,241 You've never noticed? 938 00:50:00,417 --> 00:50:02,373 Okay, we get it. 939 00:50:02,542 --> 00:50:04,703 You're angry because I was joking around, 940 00:50:04,958 --> 00:50:07,074 but enough's enough. 941 00:50:08,625 --> 00:50:10,081 Man... 942 00:50:19,417 --> 00:50:22,705 How did the audition for the series go, darling? 943 00:50:22,875 --> 00:50:25,116 It wasn't a series. It was a play. 944 00:50:29,125 --> 00:50:31,867 How did the audition for the play go? 945 00:50:32,042 --> 00:50:33,657 You're interested? 946 00:50:33,833 --> 00:50:35,698 Of course. 947 00:50:35,875 --> 00:50:38,036 Usually you never ask. 948 00:50:40,792 --> 00:50:42,498 You always react like this. 949 00:50:42,667 --> 00:50:44,953 You don't take my career seriously. 950 00:50:45,125 --> 00:50:46,365 Jesus. 951 00:50:48,333 --> 00:50:50,244 What do you want to say? 952 00:50:50,500 --> 00:50:52,161 "What career?" 953 00:50:52,417 --> 00:50:53,873 No, that's not it. 954 00:50:55,333 --> 00:50:58,575 I went to an internationally renowned drama school. 955 00:51:01,792 --> 00:51:04,249 And last year, I did a workshop in New York. 956 00:51:05,125 --> 00:51:06,661 That I paid for. 957 00:51:07,333 --> 00:51:09,369 It was a birthday present! 958 00:51:11,208 --> 00:51:13,950 And yet I'm taking maternity leave. And you? 959 00:51:14,125 --> 00:51:17,242 We've talked about it. It's financial. 960 00:51:17,417 --> 00:51:19,658 I'd love to take paternity leave. 961 00:51:19,833 --> 00:51:22,040 - There it is again. - What? Who? 962 00:51:22,292 --> 00:51:23,782 Your face. 963 00:51:24,792 --> 00:51:27,579 Of course, I make my face. It's my face. 964 00:51:32,583 --> 00:51:33,618 Okay. 965 00:51:34,458 --> 00:51:35,538 How do I make it? 966 00:51:36,125 --> 00:51:38,707 "I'd love to take paternity leave.” 967 00:51:38,875 --> 00:51:41,708 Where's the face? I don't get it. 968 00:51:41,875 --> 00:51:43,957 - You're not making a face. - Right! 969 00:51:44,208 --> 00:51:47,075 - It's more a pout. - Pout is too much. 970 00:51:47,333 --> 00:51:49,745 You think? But it is more like... 971 00:51:49,917 --> 00:51:51,578 Exactly. 972 00:51:51,833 --> 00:51:52,948 What? 973 00:51:53,667 --> 00:51:56,079 "Stephan, your new opel is very nice." 974 00:51:56,250 --> 00:51:57,490 Yes, exactly. 975 00:51:59,458 --> 00:52:00,743 Isn't that a pout? 976 00:52:01,750 --> 00:52:03,866 It's more a face than a pout! 977 00:52:04,042 --> 00:52:06,374 - Don't let them get to you. - They're not. 978 00:52:06,542 --> 00:52:09,909 "Cajus and antigone are cool names. Really." 979 00:52:11,292 --> 00:52:12,828 That's good. 980 00:52:13,667 --> 00:52:15,703 It's really sweet. 981 00:52:16,375 --> 00:52:18,161 Laugh. I'm above it. 982 00:52:23,167 --> 00:52:24,703 "I'm above it!" 983 00:52:24,875 --> 00:52:26,740 Do you know what this face says? 984 00:52:28,083 --> 00:52:30,745 - You can kiss my arse. - Oh! 985 00:52:31,125 --> 00:52:32,490 Police! Police! 986 00:52:32,750 --> 00:52:35,583 - Don't be so sensitive. - I'm not. 987 00:52:36,833 --> 00:52:38,789 - I'll get dessert. - I'll help. 988 00:52:38,958 --> 00:52:40,789 - Pass me the pot. - Yes. 989 00:52:40,958 --> 00:52:43,074 - I'll do it. - Put it in there. 990 00:52:43,250 --> 00:52:44,990 The face was perfect! 991 00:52:45,250 --> 00:52:48,663 - You should act too. - Do you think? 992 00:52:48,833 --> 00:52:51,745 In tenth grade, I was in theatre club. 993 00:52:51,917 --> 00:52:54,954 You have always struggled with verse. 994 00:52:55,125 --> 00:52:57,537 Tadam, tadam, tadam. I had to listen. 995 00:52:57,708 --> 00:52:59,369 Why did you stop? 996 00:52:59,542 --> 00:53:01,328 I was too scared. 997 00:53:01,500 --> 00:53:02,831 You were cute. 998 00:53:03,542 --> 00:53:05,498 Is there anything else to do? 999 00:53:15,667 --> 00:53:17,532 You think they're stupid names. 1000 00:53:18,917 --> 00:53:22,535 You know that they are not normal names. 1001 00:53:22,792 --> 00:53:24,999 They sound like... what do I know, 1002 00:53:25,167 --> 00:53:26,373 like a play. 1003 00:53:26,542 --> 00:53:29,204 "Big premiere today: 'Cajus and antigone'!" 1004 00:53:29,458 --> 00:53:32,575 - What is normal? - What? Usual. 1005 00:53:32,917 --> 00:53:35,408 Conventional. Not so original. 1006 00:53:38,708 --> 00:53:40,664 And is Adolf original or normal? 1007 00:53:40,833 --> 00:53:43,074 You're really pissing me off! 1008 00:53:43,708 --> 00:53:46,450 They're original to be original. 1009 00:53:46,625 --> 00:53:49,992 They're not names. They're like post-its on a forehead. 1010 00:53:50,167 --> 00:53:54,536 "I'm the anti-Kevin. My parents are really clever." It's dumb. 1011 00:53:54,708 --> 00:53:56,744 Paul bottcher sounds like a Jeep and gq. 1012 00:53:56,917 --> 00:53:58,532 It is not a Jeep. 1013 00:53:58,792 --> 00:54:01,499 And I don't care what people think. 1014 00:54:01,667 --> 00:54:03,658 Unlike you. 1015 00:54:03,833 --> 00:54:05,915 You're so obsessed that you don't even notice 1016 00:54:06,083 --> 00:54:07,914 that your kids are victimized at school 1017 00:54:08,083 --> 00:54:10,074 because they have stupid names. 1018 00:54:10,250 --> 00:54:13,538 You are a pseudointellectual poser. 1019 00:54:13,958 --> 00:54:14,993 Me? 1020 00:54:15,167 --> 00:54:17,158 - Pseudointellectual? - And poser. 1021 00:54:17,333 --> 00:54:19,790 - Obsessed with my image? - Eaten up by it. 1022 00:54:19,958 --> 00:54:22,950 Of all your jokes today, that's the best. 1023 00:54:23,125 --> 00:54:24,160 Dessert. 1024 00:54:26,708 --> 00:54:28,699 It tastes incredible! 1025 00:54:28,875 --> 00:54:33,414 I can't believe you're saying that. You are egomania personified. 1026 00:54:33,583 --> 00:54:35,414 Me? Egomaniacal? 1027 00:54:35,583 --> 00:54:37,869 Self-confident, yes. And not perfect... 1028 00:54:38,042 --> 00:54:39,748 I think Thomas is generous. 1029 00:54:39,917 --> 00:54:41,532 Seel - oh... 1030 00:54:41,792 --> 00:54:44,204 Not everyone sees your egomania. 1031 00:54:44,458 --> 00:54:46,574 - Thanks. - I don't follow. 1032 00:54:46,750 --> 00:54:49,787 You do everything to be in the centre of attention. 1033 00:54:49,958 --> 00:54:52,745 You can't stand it when you're not. 1034 00:54:52,917 --> 00:54:55,124 I've been observing you for a while. 1035 00:54:55,375 --> 00:54:57,036 Since when? 1036 00:54:57,208 --> 00:54:59,119 For a long, long time. 1037 00:55:00,417 --> 00:55:03,909 And when did you see it for the first time? 1038 00:55:04,083 --> 00:55:06,870 - Can you stop now? - How? For how long? 1039 00:55:07,042 --> 00:55:09,249 René, can you say something? 1040 00:55:10,583 --> 00:55:12,574 - When? - Thanks! 1041 00:55:13,375 --> 00:55:15,491 It all started with Jackie. 1042 00:55:15,750 --> 00:55:17,957 Aunt Ulla's dog. 1043 00:55:20,250 --> 00:55:21,956 Aunt Ulla's dog. 1044 00:55:22,667 --> 00:55:24,783 You know what I'm talking about. 1045 00:55:25,458 --> 00:55:27,323 Aunt Ulla had a terrier. 1046 00:55:28,000 --> 00:55:31,367 That neurotic mutt was the thing she held most dear. 1047 00:55:31,625 --> 00:55:33,741 - A child replacement. - A sweet dog. 1048 00:55:33,917 --> 00:55:36,078 But totally stupid. She spoiled him. 1049 00:55:36,250 --> 00:55:40,198 It was a hot day in Autumn. We were by the rhine. 1050 00:55:40,458 --> 00:55:43,325 The adults drank beer. We were bored. 1051 00:55:43,583 --> 00:55:47,371 - How old were you? - / was thirteen... 1052 00:55:47,625 --> 00:55:50,913 - He was fourteen, I was nine. - Now you remember? 1053 00:55:53,125 --> 00:55:55,366 Jackie wouldn't stop barking. 1054 00:55:55,542 --> 00:55:59,490 - Do you remember, rené? - He had a scruffy coat. 1055 00:55:59,667 --> 00:56:02,579 - And brown ears... - We threw stones in the water. 1056 00:56:02,833 --> 00:56:04,573 At some point, I said, 1057 00:56:04,833 --> 00:56:07,996 "why don't we throw sticks?” 1058 00:56:08,167 --> 00:56:11,239 - Thomas thought it was stupid. - I/t was. 1059 00:56:11,875 --> 00:56:13,786 But you didn't stop me. 1060 00:56:15,375 --> 00:56:17,366 At first, it all went well. 1061 00:56:17,542 --> 00:56:20,033 Jackie brought back the stick from the reeds. 1062 00:56:20,708 --> 00:56:23,074 Went out and then swam to shore. 1063 00:56:26,792 --> 00:56:29,864 And then I threw the stick further. 1064 00:56:30,042 --> 00:56:33,000 Even further. As far as I could. 1065 00:56:35,250 --> 00:56:37,787 And suddenly, the current was too strong. 1066 00:56:37,958 --> 00:56:40,449 Jackie was carried off... plop. 1067 00:56:41,500 --> 00:56:42,535 And gone. 1068 00:56:52,125 --> 00:56:54,366 Yes! I killed Jackie. 1069 00:56:56,750 --> 00:57:00,072 - That's horrible. - The real horror is still to come. 1070 00:57:00,250 --> 00:57:03,208 Thomas said it was him. 1071 00:57:03,458 --> 00:57:06,530 Sorry I saved you from a spanking. 1072 00:57:06,792 --> 00:57:09,329 That's how he is! And that was at nine! 1073 00:57:09,500 --> 00:57:13,072 I thought he might have saved me out of friendship. 1074 00:57:13,250 --> 00:57:15,866 But no! He stole my murder! 1075 00:57:17,625 --> 00:57:19,866 Psychologists would love you. 1076 00:57:20,042 --> 00:57:21,953 And why did he do that? 1077 00:57:22,208 --> 00:57:23,323 Why? 1078 00:57:23,500 --> 00:57:25,866 For attention. 1079 00:57:28,625 --> 00:57:30,616 It was my fault. 1080 00:57:30,792 --> 00:57:34,034 My fault that the poor dog drowned. 1081 00:57:34,208 --> 00:57:37,951 But he said, "aunt Ulla, I killed Jackie." 1082 00:57:38,125 --> 00:57:40,832 - I don't believe it. - It's crazy, right? 1083 00:57:41,000 --> 00:57:43,366 I could hardly sit for a week. 1084 00:57:43,542 --> 00:57:44,998 Of course, I remember. 1085 00:57:45,167 --> 00:57:49,080 That's what you wanted. Same with Adolf. To get our attention. 1086 00:57:49,333 --> 00:57:50,948 You're insane. 1087 00:57:51,208 --> 00:57:53,620 "Egomaniacal. Pathological self-obsession. 1088 00:57:53,792 --> 00:57:58,365 Desire to be in the centre of all activities and happenings." 1089 00:57:59,000 --> 00:58:02,572 Look! Here's a photo of you! 1090 00:58:03,292 --> 00:58:05,829 Look in the book. Look under s. 1091 00:58:06,083 --> 00:58:08,165 - S7? - S, for stingy. 1092 00:58:10,042 --> 00:58:11,122 What? 1093 00:58:11,375 --> 00:58:14,538 Yes, you found a word for me. I'll find one for you. 1094 00:58:14,708 --> 00:58:15,788 Stingy? 1095 00:58:15,958 --> 00:58:18,119 - Is that all? - Oh, I have more. 1096 00:58:18,375 --> 00:58:20,536 - But one at a time. - Stop! 1097 00:58:21,375 --> 00:58:23,161 You both win a seit. 1098 00:58:23,583 --> 00:58:26,120 It's a tie. It's over. Okay? 1099 00:58:26,292 --> 00:58:28,533 No such thing as a tie in tennis. 1100 00:58:28,792 --> 00:58:31,158 - What? - You said it was a tie. 1101 00:58:31,417 --> 00:58:32,827 That's incorrect. 1102 00:58:33,375 --> 00:58:36,538 Sorry, I forgot you knew all words and their meanings. 1103 00:58:36,708 --> 00:58:37,743 And tennis. 1104 00:58:37,917 --> 00:58:39,782 Better than football and cars. 1105 00:58:39,958 --> 00:58:42,199 - Better than you know literature. - Okay. 1106 00:58:42,375 --> 00:58:44,866 Do you want a smack in the face? 1107 00:58:45,125 --> 00:58:48,492 You are a pseudointellectual scrooge. 1108 00:58:48,750 --> 00:58:51,287 That's enough. Everybody stop. 1109 00:58:52,500 --> 00:58:54,661 Stephan is not stingy. 1110 00:58:55,500 --> 00:58:57,707 Right. But I'm pseudointellectual? 1111 00:58:58,375 --> 00:58:59,865 No, but... 1112 00:59:00,500 --> 00:59:02,161 No, it... 1113 00:59:02,333 --> 00:59:04,449 You just value... 1114 00:59:05,458 --> 00:59:08,416 - René? - Yes. Exactly. 1115 00:59:08,583 --> 00:59:10,949 René. Do you think I'm stingy? 1116 00:59:11,917 --> 00:59:15,330 Well, you're not wasteful. 1117 00:59:15,583 --> 00:59:16,618 That's it. 1118 00:59:16,792 --> 00:59:19,204 In rené's words that's really stingy. 1119 00:59:19,375 --> 00:59:21,661 - No. - We could say miserly. 1120 00:59:21,833 --> 00:59:23,698 Or cheap. 1121 00:59:23,875 --> 00:59:27,367 And you are generous. Or is that big-headed? 1122 00:59:27,542 --> 00:59:30,579 You gave antigone an iPad for her name day. 1123 00:59:30,750 --> 00:59:34,072 - She already had toothpicks. - That's mikado. 1124 00:59:34,833 --> 00:59:37,449 Highly educational! Unlike an iPad. 1125 00:59:37,625 --> 00:59:40,913 - Your stinginess is pathological. - Yes, says you. 1126 00:59:41,083 --> 00:59:44,746 - Overpaid as you are. - Let's not forget e. 1127 00:59:44,917 --> 00:59:46,623 Envy. 1128 00:59:46,875 --> 00:59:49,332 And there it is again, your egomania. 1129 00:59:49,500 --> 00:59:53,243 What do I have to be envious of? You didn't even get your a-levels. 1130 00:59:54,292 --> 00:59:56,999 Now we're getting to the point. 1131 00:59:57,250 --> 00:59:58,740 The amazing professor berger, 1132 00:59:58,917 --> 01:00:01,408 whose extraordinary brain knows everything. 1133 01:00:01,667 --> 01:00:04,204 And there's little Thomas, the dropout 1134 01:00:04,458 --> 01:00:06,870 who earns three times as much as you. 1135 01:00:08,000 --> 01:00:09,365 Without a-levels! 1136 01:00:10,125 --> 01:00:12,958 You think it's all about material worth, 1137 01:00:13,125 --> 01:00:15,241 but I don't care about appearances. 1138 01:00:15,708 --> 01:00:16,948 Aha. 1139 01:00:17,208 --> 01:00:19,790 Why do you steam labels off my wine bottles then? 1140 01:00:24,417 --> 01:00:25,953 Steam what? 1141 01:00:27,542 --> 01:00:28,577 I've seen you. 1142 01:00:29,083 --> 01:00:33,372 You steam the labels off my bottles and stick them on bottles of cheap wine. 1143 01:00:33,625 --> 01:00:36,537 - Oh, my god! - I don't know what he's talking about. 1144 01:00:37,500 --> 01:00:39,957 Was that what you were doing when I came in? 1145 01:00:40,208 --> 01:00:41,368 What? No. When? 1146 01:00:41,625 --> 01:00:43,331 I had a lesson cancelled. 1147 01:00:43,583 --> 01:00:46,655 - You were boiling water. - That's ridiculous. 1148 01:00:46,833 --> 01:00:49,074 What were you doing then? 1149 01:00:49,333 --> 01:00:51,915 What was I doing? Experiments! 1150 01:00:52,708 --> 01:00:54,824 - For the kids. - Oh, right. 1151 01:00:55,000 --> 01:00:56,080 Oh, oh. 1152 01:00:58,208 --> 01:01:00,824 Great. Okay. 1153 01:01:01,583 --> 01:01:06,282 Now that we're all being honest with each other, 1154 01:01:06,458 --> 01:01:09,291 darling, rené should also find out, 1155 01:01:09,542 --> 01:01:11,453 what Thomas calls him. 1156 01:01:15,708 --> 01:01:18,700 - Stephan, that's enough. - You are so crass. 1157 01:01:19,292 --> 01:01:21,704 Did anyone thank Elisabeth for the food? 1158 01:01:21,958 --> 01:01:23,198 Of course. 1159 01:01:23,375 --> 01:01:26,208 - What? When? - You were in the kitchen. 1160 01:01:26,375 --> 01:01:27,911 Oh, of course. 1161 01:01:28,083 --> 01:01:29,823 What do you call me, Thomas? 1162 01:01:30,875 --> 01:01:33,537 - René, please. - Don't get involved. 1163 01:01:34,333 --> 01:01:36,870 Just forget it, okay? 1164 01:01:37,042 --> 01:01:39,203 I want to know what I'm called. 1165 01:01:39,375 --> 01:01:41,741 - No! You don't. - Why? 1166 01:01:42,000 --> 01:01:43,661 René, trust us, you don't. 1167 01:01:44,167 --> 01:01:46,579 Don't lower yourself to these fools' level. 1168 01:01:47,958 --> 01:01:49,164 Thomas. 1169 01:01:50,250 --> 01:01:52,582 - What do you call me? - René, please. 1170 01:01:52,833 --> 01:01:54,414 - Leave it... - Stop. 1171 01:01:54,583 --> 01:01:55,914 I want to know. 1172 01:02:00,167 --> 01:02:01,373 Queen. 1173 01:02:05,667 --> 01:02:06,667 Queen? 1174 01:02:09,917 --> 01:02:12,989 He calls you the queen. Are you happy now? 1175 01:02:14,083 --> 01:02:16,244 The queen? Is that bad? 1176 01:02:17,917 --> 01:02:19,123 Well... 1177 01:02:19,833 --> 01:02:22,324 René king... the queen. 1178 01:02:23,458 --> 01:02:24,789 I don't understand. 1179 01:02:25,042 --> 01:02:27,078 - Stop pretending. - It's all good. 1180 01:02:27,333 --> 01:02:29,073 We love you as you are. 1181 01:02:29,250 --> 01:02:31,707 How am 1? What are you talking about? 1182 01:02:34,125 --> 01:02:35,706 - You don't get it? - No! 1183 01:02:38,083 --> 01:02:39,789 Look, "queen"... 1184 01:02:40,042 --> 01:02:41,907 It's meant lovingly. 1185 01:02:42,083 --> 01:02:44,790 I'm not saying fag or poof. 1186 01:02:44,958 --> 01:02:46,368 Why would you? 1187 01:02:54,292 --> 01:02:55,452 You think I'm gay. 1188 01:03:00,792 --> 01:03:04,831 I have to say, I feel relieved that I've come clean about Jackie. 1189 01:03:05,083 --> 01:03:07,039 But I'm not gay! 1190 01:03:07,292 --> 01:03:09,783 - You're the only one who doesn't know. - Thomas. 1191 01:03:10,042 --> 01:03:13,284 It's not an issue nowadays. There's equal marriage. 1192 01:03:13,792 --> 01:03:17,114 We have a gay foreign minister, the mayor of Berlin, 1193 01:03:17,375 --> 01:03:20,913 presenters, musicians, dancers, mps, footballers! 1194 01:03:21,083 --> 01:03:22,664 Footballers aren't gay! 1195 01:03:22,917 --> 01:03:26,705 - It's up to him. - I would tell you if I was. 1196 01:03:26,875 --> 01:03:29,582 Come on, rené! You aren't married. 1197 01:03:29,750 --> 01:03:32,287 You live in Cologne, but work in Bonn. 1198 01:03:32,458 --> 01:03:35,700 You have cocktails with Mario petzold in café klecks? 1199 01:03:35,958 --> 01:03:39,826 You wear colours like lilac and orange... 1200 01:03:40,000 --> 01:03:42,491 Who wears orange except in Guantanamo? 1201 01:03:42,750 --> 01:03:46,618 You like to bake, you cook, you drink rosé... 1202 01:03:47,417 --> 01:03:48,532 You use perfume. 1203 01:03:48,708 --> 01:03:50,699 - Eau de toilette. - Seel! 1204 01:03:50,958 --> 01:03:53,495 I love men because I like cocktails? 1205 01:03:53,667 --> 01:03:55,407 And wear lilac? 1206 01:03:55,750 --> 01:03:57,741 What year is this? 1207 01:03:57,917 --> 01:04:01,034 I also like céline Dion and Thomas mann! No mention of them! 1208 01:04:01,292 --> 01:04:04,409 - We're not judging you. - Of course not! 1209 01:04:07,792 --> 01:04:11,990 Okay, we were all wrong. You like women. 1210 01:04:16,125 --> 01:04:17,661 You do like women? 1211 01:04:19,458 --> 01:04:20,994 - Yes. - What? 1212 01:04:22,167 --> 01:04:23,407 At least one. 1213 01:04:24,167 --> 01:04:26,328 - You met somebody? - Yes. 1214 01:04:27,167 --> 01:04:28,202 Really? 1215 01:04:29,875 --> 01:04:30,910 Yes. 1216 01:04:31,167 --> 01:04:35,115 - But you're not together? - We are. 1217 01:04:36,417 --> 01:04:38,203 Why didn't I know? 1218 01:04:38,375 --> 01:04:41,208 What's she like? Tall, short, blonde? 1219 01:04:41,458 --> 01:04:43,665 Brunette? Inflatable? 1220 01:04:45,000 --> 01:04:48,072 - You're annoying! - I can ask. 1221 01:04:50,042 --> 01:04:52,909 I'm not in the mood. You're not in the mood? 1222 01:04:53,167 --> 01:04:55,203 When it's about you, you shirk away. 1223 01:04:56,083 --> 01:04:58,540 I don't know if you're gay. But I know one thing. 1224 01:05:00,375 --> 01:05:01,660 You're a wuss. 1225 01:05:09,125 --> 01:05:11,741 What do you want to know? Don't rise to it. 1226 01:05:12,000 --> 01:05:14,286 He's allowed to admit it. 1227 01:05:14,458 --> 01:05:16,369 He hasn't taken a vow of silence. 1228 01:05:16,917 --> 01:05:18,873 What do you want to know? Ask me. 1229 01:05:19,417 --> 01:05:22,454 - How long have you been together? - A couple of years. 1230 01:05:22,708 --> 01:05:25,780 A couple of years? And you didn't tell me? 1231 01:05:27,375 --> 01:05:28,990 And what's she like? 1232 01:05:30,875 --> 01:05:34,197 - Great. - René, please stop. Both of you, stop. 1233 01:05:34,458 --> 01:05:36,949 Why don't you want him to tell us? 1234 01:05:39,833 --> 01:05:41,164 Well I, um... 1235 01:05:44,167 --> 01:05:46,624 - Well... - Do you know her? 1236 01:05:49,500 --> 01:05:50,615 Yes. 1237 01:05:51,583 --> 01:05:52,618 Anna knows her. 1238 01:05:53,625 --> 01:05:57,038 It's getting better. Do we know her too? 1239 01:06:00,167 --> 01:06:01,202 Yes. 1240 01:06:01,917 --> 01:06:03,623 It's not Mario petzold? 1241 01:06:04,417 --> 01:06:05,623 No. 1242 01:06:08,042 --> 01:06:10,579 Someone you know much better. 1243 01:06:10,833 --> 01:06:13,199 - What do you mean? - Much better. 1244 01:06:15,167 --> 01:06:16,748 Better than anyone else. 1245 01:06:18,125 --> 01:06:19,911 - What? - Fuck. 1246 01:06:24,917 --> 01:06:26,077 Seriously? 1247 01:06:31,167 --> 01:06:32,782 It's been going on so long. Tell them. 1248 01:06:34,417 --> 01:06:36,658 - Oh, my god! - I don't believe it. 1249 01:06:36,917 --> 01:06:38,873 René, tell them. 1250 01:06:39,500 --> 01:06:41,912 Come on, tell them or I will. 1251 01:06:42,083 --> 01:06:44,369 - Okay, I will. - What should he say? 1252 01:06:47,417 --> 01:06:49,078 I'm sorry. I didn't want it. 1253 01:06:49,333 --> 01:06:52,496 Oh, god. No. You didn't do that? 1254 01:06:55,583 --> 01:06:57,414 I didn't do what? 1255 01:06:58,167 --> 01:07:00,249 - Is it mine? - What? 1256 01:07:00,833 --> 01:07:03,415 - Is he mine? - What do you mean? 1257 01:07:03,667 --> 01:07:06,079 Little Adolf, of course. 1258 01:07:08,875 --> 01:07:09,910 What? 1259 01:07:10,917 --> 01:07:13,499 Oh, my god! Are you serious? 1260 01:07:13,958 --> 01:07:17,155 No, not that! Come on! 1261 01:07:17,333 --> 01:07:19,995 - I really thought... - Yes, me too. 1262 01:07:21,625 --> 01:07:23,161 Really. 1263 01:07:23,333 --> 01:07:24,664 Man! 1264 01:07:28,708 --> 01:07:30,289 Who is it then? 1265 01:07:40,000 --> 01:07:41,115 Elisabeth... 1266 01:07:42,292 --> 01:07:44,578 I'm with dorothea. 1267 01:07:47,375 --> 01:07:48,785 Dorothea who? 1268 01:07:49,833 --> 01:07:51,619 Dorothea. Your mother. 1269 01:07:54,542 --> 01:07:55,873 Huh? 1270 01:07:56,750 --> 01:07:59,412 - Whose mother? - It's dorothea, Thomas. 1271 01:07:59,667 --> 01:08:02,329 - Who? Dorothea Thomas? - Dorothea. 1272 01:08:02,500 --> 01:08:04,161 Your mother. My mother. 1273 01:08:06,083 --> 01:08:07,448 Our mum! 1274 01:08:08,125 --> 01:08:09,240 How... 1275 01:08:10,167 --> 01:08:12,249 - You're with mum? - Yes. 1276 01:08:15,625 --> 01:08:16,831 You laughed. 1277 01:08:22,000 --> 01:08:26,448 You almost had me! Now we're even. 1278 01:08:26,625 --> 01:08:27,956 It's not a joke. 1279 01:08:28,125 --> 01:08:30,207 Dorothea and I are a couple. 1280 01:08:41,667 --> 01:08:43,077 But, I... 1281 01:08:48,250 --> 01:08:49,740 Elisabeth... 1282 01:09:17,500 --> 01:09:20,913 - I thought we were close. - We are. 1283 01:09:21,167 --> 01:09:24,910 - But you don't trust me. - Of course I trust you. 1284 01:09:29,458 --> 01:09:31,574 That's between you two. 1285 01:09:31,750 --> 01:09:33,786 - How long have you known? - Thomas! 1286 01:09:34,042 --> 01:09:36,909 Say my name once more and I'll shove your clarinet up your ass. 1287 01:09:37,958 --> 01:09:38,958 Sideways! 1288 01:09:41,792 --> 01:09:42,872 How long? 1289 01:09:43,417 --> 01:09:46,989 You're hurt and it's difficult to understand. But... 1290 01:09:47,167 --> 01:09:50,284 It's a simple question. How long have you known? 1291 01:09:51,083 --> 01:09:52,198 Why does it matter? 1292 01:09:52,375 --> 01:09:55,412 So I know how long the mother of my child lied to me. 1293 01:09:55,958 --> 01:09:58,950 It's between dorothea and rené. 1294 01:10:00,292 --> 01:10:01,577 Stop drinking. 1295 01:10:02,083 --> 01:10:03,573 I'm just getting started. 1296 01:10:06,250 --> 01:10:08,957 - I was afraid you wouldn't understand. - It's the principle. 1297 01:10:09,208 --> 01:10:13,326 If it was another woman, or man, it would be the same. 1298 01:10:13,583 --> 01:10:16,370 What are you talking about? It's mum! 1299 01:10:16,542 --> 01:10:20,364 Stop saying mum! All I can hear is mum! 1300 01:10:20,542 --> 01:10:23,329 How old are you? Nine? 1301 01:10:23,583 --> 01:10:26,416 Your mum loves a man. So? 1302 01:10:26,583 --> 01:10:28,494 Not a man! 1303 01:10:29,625 --> 01:10:31,411 A... rené! 1304 01:10:32,458 --> 01:10:34,744 Grow up. Seriously. 1305 01:10:34,917 --> 01:10:38,956 René, we have been close for over thirty years. 1306 01:10:39,125 --> 01:10:41,912 In that time, hardly a day has gone by 1307 01:10:42,083 --> 01:10:44,825 that we haven't seen each other or spoken. 1308 01:10:45,083 --> 01:10:46,914 Or at least written. 1309 01:10:47,667 --> 01:10:49,453 I always trusted you. 1310 01:10:49,708 --> 01:10:52,871 Elisabeth, everybody has secrets. 1311 01:10:53,125 --> 01:10:56,617 I don't. Not from rené. He knows everything. 1312 01:10:58,542 --> 01:10:59,782 Everything? 1313 01:11:00,583 --> 01:11:03,950 For once, it's not about you! 1314 01:11:04,958 --> 01:11:08,405 René knows my good days and my bad. 1315 01:11:08,583 --> 01:11:11,575 He knows my desires, my dreams, my worries. 1316 01:11:11,750 --> 01:11:14,992 I've told him about your problems, too. 1317 01:11:15,250 --> 01:11:16,581 - That is... - What? 1318 01:11:16,750 --> 01:11:19,867 Too private? Too intimate? What are friends for? 1319 01:11:20,750 --> 01:11:25,039 What for? René... how could you! 1320 01:11:25,208 --> 01:11:28,075 It was years ago. It's not worth mentioning. 1321 01:11:28,250 --> 01:11:30,536 I wanted to tell you, but I couldn't. 1322 01:11:31,375 --> 01:11:33,536 Why did you tell Anna? 1323 01:11:33,917 --> 01:11:35,202 He didn't. 1324 01:11:35,875 --> 01:11:38,287 I saw the two of them in Cologne. 1325 01:11:38,542 --> 01:11:39,998 Holding hands. 1326 01:11:40,250 --> 01:11:41,365 Stop it! 1327 01:11:41,542 --> 01:11:42,998 I was scared! 1328 01:11:43,250 --> 01:11:45,457 Scared you wouldn't understand. 1329 01:11:45,708 --> 01:11:47,790 - We... - Stop! Stop! 1330 01:11:48,042 --> 01:11:50,158 You are talking about mum! 1331 01:11:50,417 --> 01:11:53,580 My mother, who took you in as a child. 1332 01:11:53,750 --> 01:11:57,322 Who buttered your bread and bought you cassettes. 1333 01:11:57,500 --> 01:12:00,207 The wife of Paul, my father. 1334 01:12:00,375 --> 01:12:01,490 Do you get it? 1335 01:12:01,750 --> 01:12:03,411 I understand why you don't understand... 1336 01:12:03,667 --> 01:12:06,625 Papa loved you! René this, rené that! 1337 01:12:06,792 --> 01:12:08,328 It's perverted. 1338 01:12:08,583 --> 01:12:10,323 Thomas, calm down or leave! 1339 01:12:10,917 --> 01:12:12,157 I'm leaving! 1340 01:12:12,333 --> 01:12:14,540 No, Thomas! Calm down and stay. 1341 01:12:16,583 --> 01:12:17,618 Thomas! 1342 01:12:19,000 --> 01:12:20,206 Thomas! 1343 01:12:22,250 --> 01:12:23,456 Thomas. 1344 01:12:23,708 --> 01:12:25,198 Thomas! 1345 01:12:25,792 --> 01:12:27,373 You wanted him to tell us. 1346 01:12:27,625 --> 01:12:29,345 I didn't know I'd open up the gates of hell! 1347 01:12:29,542 --> 01:12:31,908 Don't exaggerate! 1348 01:12:32,083 --> 01:12:35,280 - Thomas! - Stay. Let's listen to him. 1349 01:12:35,458 --> 01:12:37,073 Thomas! 1350 01:12:40,208 --> 01:12:42,324 Your parents took me in 1351 01:12:42,500 --> 01:12:44,286 when I was seven. 1352 01:12:45,833 --> 01:12:48,324 You all took me in and gave me security. 1353 01:12:50,333 --> 01:12:54,326 Elisabeth became my best friend, a soulmate. 1354 01:12:54,500 --> 01:12:57,947 Thomas, you annoyed me, like little boys do. 1355 01:12:59,125 --> 01:13:02,447 Dorothea introduced me to music. 1356 01:13:02,833 --> 01:13:04,869 She made me what I am. 1357 01:13:07,958 --> 01:13:09,914 Paul's death... 1358 01:13:10,875 --> 01:13:12,706 Changed everything. 1359 01:13:14,292 --> 01:13:16,408 I realized I loved a woman 1360 01:13:17,208 --> 01:13:18,994 I wasn't supposed to love. 1361 01:13:20,292 --> 01:13:22,328 At least not... like that. 1362 01:13:24,833 --> 01:13:27,074 I didn't want it to show. 1363 01:13:28,167 --> 01:13:30,249 I didn't want anyone to notice. 1364 01:13:31,625 --> 01:13:33,581 Neither you nor her. 1365 01:13:35,500 --> 01:13:38,242 So, I decided not to see her anymore. 1366 01:13:40,333 --> 01:13:43,200 I wanted to forget her. I wanted to leave. 1367 01:13:44,125 --> 01:13:45,160 So... 1368 01:13:46,292 --> 01:13:49,250 I accepted the tour offer and left. 1369 01:13:49,417 --> 01:13:51,373 - To Canada! - Yes. 1370 01:13:52,750 --> 01:13:54,160 I fled. 1371 01:13:56,500 --> 01:13:57,956 Dorothea thought 1372 01:13:58,125 --> 01:14:00,491 Paul's death had pushed us apart. 1373 01:14:00,750 --> 01:14:04,038 She thought she wasn't important to me. The opposite was true. 1374 01:14:05,917 --> 01:14:08,033 Over time, it got worse. 1375 01:14:10,000 --> 01:14:12,616 One evening, in the middle of a concert, 1376 01:14:12,792 --> 01:14:14,657 I couldn't keep playing. 1377 01:14:19,458 --> 01:14:21,790 I flew back that night, 1378 01:14:21,958 --> 01:14:24,700 rented a car at the airport, 1379 01:14:24,958 --> 01:14:26,949 and drove to dorothea. 1380 01:14:27,375 --> 01:14:31,072 I had to speak to her. I couldn't keep it to myself anymore. 1381 01:14:33,375 --> 01:14:36,538 I arrived in the dark. It was pouring. 1382 01:14:36,708 --> 01:14:38,869 You couldn't see two metres in front of you. 1383 01:14:40,542 --> 01:14:42,157 Then suddenly... 1384 01:14:42,417 --> 01:14:45,909 As though she had always been waiting, 1385 01:14:46,583 --> 01:14:48,448 there she stood. 1386 01:14:56,792 --> 01:14:58,874 I felt empty and exhausted, but... 1387 01:14:59,042 --> 01:15:00,907 I was happy. 1388 01:15:01,083 --> 01:15:03,449 Finally I was there, where I belonged. 1389 01:15:04,167 --> 01:15:08,115 The raindrops on dorothea's face were like tears. 1390 01:15:08,375 --> 01:15:11,822 Or maybe they were tears, I'm not sure. 1391 01:15:13,625 --> 01:15:16,241 It was a dream, and yet reality. 1392 01:15:17,875 --> 01:15:19,991 Dorothea took me by the hand and... 1393 01:15:21,333 --> 01:15:23,449 Then we slept together. 1394 01:15:23,708 --> 01:15:26,165 - Oh, rené! - Shut your mouth! 1395 01:15:30,000 --> 01:15:31,490 René! 1396 01:15:31,875 --> 01:15:33,490 Oh, wow. 1397 01:15:41,958 --> 01:15:43,448 Look at that. 1398 01:15:47,917 --> 01:15:50,499 - It's okay. - No, it's not. 1399 01:15:52,917 --> 01:15:54,498 Apologise. 1400 01:15:58,833 --> 01:16:01,540 Sorry, rené, that I punched you in the face, 1401 01:16:01,708 --> 01:16:03,198 even though you deserved it. 1402 01:16:03,458 --> 01:16:07,326 Sorry you're not taking it well, but I don't need your permission. 1403 01:16:07,583 --> 01:16:09,119 We are old enough. 1404 01:16:09,375 --> 01:16:11,536 Yes, especially her. 1405 01:16:13,500 --> 01:16:15,957 - Okay, that wasn't bad. - Man... 1406 01:16:17,250 --> 01:16:20,697 She could be your mother. She is almost your mother. 1407 01:16:20,875 --> 01:16:23,036 I get why she didn't want to tell you. 1408 01:16:23,208 --> 01:16:25,665 You've talked about it with her? 1409 01:16:25,833 --> 01:16:28,666 I told her you would understand. 1410 01:16:28,833 --> 01:16:30,664 Clearly, I was wrong. 1411 01:16:50,208 --> 01:16:53,075 Dorothea! I'll pass you on. 1412 01:16:53,750 --> 01:16:55,160 Hello, mum! 1413 01:16:56,167 --> 01:16:58,499 Great. Fantastic atmosphere. 1414 01:16:58,667 --> 01:17:00,282 The food was great. 1415 01:17:00,458 --> 01:17:02,540 We couldn't even finish it. 1416 01:17:03,000 --> 01:17:04,240 Why? 1417 01:17:04,917 --> 01:17:07,909 I don't want to bore you with the details... 1418 01:17:08,458 --> 01:17:11,780 Thomas told us he wanted to name his son Adolf. 1419 01:17:11,958 --> 01:17:14,620 Anna arrived an hour late for dinner, 1420 01:17:14,792 --> 01:17:17,659 and told us she thought our kids' names are dumb. 1421 01:17:17,833 --> 01:17:21,576 But that was nothing in comparison to the murder of Jackie, 1422 01:17:21,750 --> 01:17:23,866 which incidentally Stephan committed 1423 01:17:24,042 --> 01:17:26,499 and not Thomas, as we'd thought all these years. 1424 01:17:26,667 --> 01:17:31,866 And it turns out that Stephan steams the labels from Thomas' expensive wine 1425 01:17:32,042 --> 01:17:33,953 and then gives us the cheap stuff. 1426 01:17:34,125 --> 01:17:37,993 By the way, Thomas said to say he'd like to visit 1427 01:17:38,167 --> 01:17:41,785 on the weekend of the 32nd/33rd. 1428 01:17:41,958 --> 01:17:45,121 If you have nothing planned with your lover. 1429 01:17:45,917 --> 01:17:47,032 Hm? 1430 01:17:47,542 --> 01:17:50,204 René, who else? Unless there's another? 1431 01:17:51,792 --> 01:17:53,657 Yes, fine. 1432 01:17:54,333 --> 01:17:55,948 Mum wants to talk to you. 1433 01:17:58,000 --> 01:17:59,331 Just a second. 1434 01:18:00,958 --> 01:18:02,869 I'll tell you later. 1435 01:18:06,458 --> 01:18:07,948 Not so well... 1436 01:18:09,042 --> 01:18:11,749 Okay. I'll let you know. 1437 01:18:12,500 --> 01:18:14,491 Yes, I... me too. 1438 01:18:16,542 --> 01:18:18,282 She's coming tomorrow. 1439 01:18:20,875 --> 01:18:22,365 And now this. 1440 01:18:29,500 --> 01:18:32,992 Elisabeth, call dorothea and apologise. 1441 01:18:35,417 --> 01:18:37,783 - I need to apologise? - Of course. 1442 01:18:38,042 --> 01:18:39,452 And who apologises to me? 1443 01:18:41,458 --> 01:18:44,450 - Well? Anyone? - I don't understand. 1444 01:18:44,958 --> 01:18:47,370 Do you know what you look like? 1445 01:18:47,542 --> 01:18:50,454 My students when I catch them cheating. 1446 01:18:50,625 --> 01:18:53,116 They sit there, with a book on their lap, 1447 01:18:53,292 --> 01:18:55,032 holding the cheat sheet, 1448 01:18:55,208 --> 01:18:59,702 their eyes say, "I have no idea what you're talking about." 1449 01:18:59,875 --> 01:19:03,072 You're always so proud of your intellect. 1450 01:19:03,333 --> 01:19:05,619 Sabeth? Are you okay? 1451 01:19:06,833 --> 01:19:08,289 What's going on here? 1452 01:19:08,458 --> 01:19:11,245 What does my hysterical wife want? 1453 01:19:11,417 --> 01:19:14,534 No idea! Maybe an apology? 1454 01:19:14,708 --> 01:19:17,450 I slave away the whole evening, preparing dinner, 1455 01:19:17,625 --> 01:19:20,492 I took the kids to your parents, 1456 01:19:20,750 --> 01:19:22,957 so you had peace and quiet. 1457 01:19:23,125 --> 01:19:24,456 What did you do? 1458 01:19:24,708 --> 01:19:29,077 You attack each other without a care. 1459 01:19:29,250 --> 01:19:31,161 You can't even carry a plate to the kitchen. 1460 01:19:31,333 --> 01:19:33,949 You wanted children so badly. 1461 01:19:34,125 --> 01:19:36,662 Do you look after them? No! Never! 1462 01:19:36,833 --> 01:19:40,530 You just play with them when you feel like it. 1463 01:19:40,792 --> 01:19:42,748 Usually on Sundays for 15 minutes, 1464 01:19:42,917 --> 01:19:45,533 they get totally overexcited and sweaty 1465 01:19:45,708 --> 01:19:48,290 right before I have to put them to bed. 1466 01:19:48,458 --> 01:19:50,619 You don't care. You don't worry. 1467 01:19:50,792 --> 01:19:53,955 You don't have to get up if they have a nightmare 1468 01:19:54,125 --> 01:19:58,073 or if they wet the bed and mum has to clean it up. 1469 01:19:58,250 --> 01:20:00,957 No, you urgently have to go to your study 1470 01:20:01,208 --> 01:20:05,156 and read the highly interesting essay by XY 1471 01:20:05,333 --> 01:20:08,575 in the latest edition of blah blah weekly. 1472 01:20:08,750 --> 01:20:10,911 Do you remember how it began? 1473 01:20:11,167 --> 01:20:14,614 I stopped writing my thesis so you could write yours. 1474 01:20:14,792 --> 01:20:17,408 And what was yours called? 1475 01:20:17,583 --> 01:20:19,448 It was my topic! 1476 01:20:19,625 --> 01:20:21,115 It would have been a shame 1477 01:20:21,292 --> 01:20:23,578 to waste my preliminary work. 1478 01:20:23,750 --> 01:20:28,824 No, in this house absolutely nothing is wasted. 1479 01:20:29,000 --> 01:20:31,286 And who proofread it all? 1480 01:20:31,542 --> 01:20:35,285 I did. I had time. I was on maternity leave. 1481 01:20:35,458 --> 01:20:37,164 I had nothing to do! 1482 01:20:37,333 --> 01:20:40,575 Nothing at all. Just like this evening! 1483 01:20:40,750 --> 01:20:43,708 I have done nothing. I have nothing to do here. 1484 01:20:43,958 --> 01:20:47,951 And you have dinners with your nice colleagues. 1485 01:20:48,125 --> 01:20:52,323 You have to think of excuses why I can't come. 1486 01:20:52,500 --> 01:20:54,456 Are you embarrassed by me? 1487 01:20:54,708 --> 01:20:58,872 Are you embarrassed I know more about your doctoral thesis than you? 1488 01:20:59,125 --> 01:21:02,447 Or that I didn't lose weight after the kids? 1489 01:21:02,625 --> 01:21:05,241 Do you ever apologise for that? 1490 01:21:06,875 --> 01:21:09,947 No! Of course not. 1491 01:21:10,208 --> 01:21:14,156 And you, Thomas? Hm? Mummy's boy. 1492 01:21:14,417 --> 01:21:16,408 From the day you were born, 1493 01:21:16,583 --> 01:21:19,370 you did whatever you wanted. 1494 01:21:19,542 --> 01:21:22,989 Dad's sweet, little clown, who can do whatever he wants. 1495 01:21:23,167 --> 01:21:25,704 Bad grades? No problem. 1496 01:21:25,875 --> 01:21:27,831 Drop out of school? Sure. Why not? 1497 01:21:28,083 --> 01:21:29,948 If he doesn't feel like it. 1498 01:21:30,208 --> 01:21:34,121 We have your stupid sister to fulfil our hopes and expectations. 1499 01:21:34,375 --> 01:21:36,616 René, I can't think of anything else. 1500 01:21:36,792 --> 01:21:39,704 You know everything about me, I know nothing of you. 1501 01:21:40,125 --> 01:21:41,661 Annal 1502 01:21:41,917 --> 01:21:43,873 apparently we don't know each other. 1503 01:21:44,875 --> 01:21:46,160 Have a smoke. 1504 01:21:46,333 --> 01:21:47,869 Or have a schnapps 1505 01:21:48,042 --> 01:21:50,579 to your Adolf or Paul, or knut! 1506 01:21:51,417 --> 01:21:52,577 I'm going to get 1507 01:21:52,750 --> 01:21:55,412 a nice bottle of our cheap wine 1508 01:21:55,667 --> 01:21:57,874 and take it to bed, alone. 1509 01:21:58,125 --> 01:21:59,615 Like every evening! 1510 01:22:00,750 --> 01:22:02,706 You can all go to hell. 1511 01:22:16,792 --> 01:22:18,578 I just wanted to make a joke. 1512 01:22:27,167 --> 01:22:30,580 - I'm taking you home. - What about Elisabeth? 1513 01:22:30,750 --> 01:22:32,536 It's okay. I'll sort it. 1514 01:22:34,750 --> 01:22:36,331 I'll take the car. Get a taxi. 1515 01:22:36,500 --> 01:22:38,707 I'll see you tomorrow, if you've calmed down. 1516 01:22:43,792 --> 01:22:44,998 Anna, I... 1517 01:22:47,667 --> 01:22:50,204 - See you. - I'll bring you to the door. 1518 01:23:03,792 --> 01:23:05,373 Come on. That's good. 1519 01:23:22,792 --> 01:23:24,248 Here. 1520 01:23:24,417 --> 01:23:25,702 Thanks. 1521 01:23:31,500 --> 01:23:32,865 Oh, man. 1522 01:23:34,000 --> 01:23:36,867 Just the thought of mum with the queen. 1523 01:23:38,083 --> 01:23:41,280 With a little luck, at least they won't be having kids. 1524 01:23:47,833 --> 01:23:49,243 That's sweet! 1525 01:23:49,458 --> 01:23:51,039 René's rosé. 1526 01:23:51,625 --> 01:23:53,115 Sweet and warm. 1527 01:23:57,458 --> 01:23:58,994 Give it some time. 1528 01:23:59,167 --> 01:24:02,159 It's always hard to accept a stepfather. 1529 01:24:06,750 --> 01:24:09,287 Here. I'll check on sabeth. 1530 01:24:17,542 --> 01:24:18,952 Good night. 1531 01:24:21,250 --> 01:24:23,491 Don't you want to crash here? 1532 01:24:23,667 --> 01:24:25,282 No, I'll get a hotel. 1533 01:24:25,458 --> 01:24:27,369 Don't be silly, stay here. 1534 01:24:27,542 --> 01:24:29,157 - Really? - Of course. 1535 01:24:29,333 --> 01:24:31,119 The sofa is really comfy. 1536 01:24:31,875 --> 01:24:33,490 Sleep there a lot? 1537 01:24:33,833 --> 01:24:35,448 Sometimes. 1538 01:24:43,542 --> 01:24:44,998 Look. 1539 01:24:46,208 --> 01:24:47,948 Do I get your eternal gratitude? 1540 01:24:48,667 --> 01:24:49,873 No. I'll lend it to you. 1541 01:24:50,042 --> 01:24:52,408 With interest, because I'm so stingy. 1542 01:24:52,583 --> 01:24:54,323 Good night, comedian. 1543 01:24:56,292 --> 01:24:57,873 Good night, murderer. 1544 01:25:11,667 --> 01:25:15,159 And so ended an evening, after which nothing was the same... 1545 01:25:18,833 --> 01:25:20,698 Sabeth, open up. 1546 01:25:20,958 --> 01:25:23,370 And yet everything stayed the same. 1547 01:25:25,667 --> 01:25:28,329 People argue and make up. 1548 01:25:30,542 --> 01:25:32,248 That's how jt is. 1549 01:25:34,833 --> 01:25:36,949 In a rapidly changing world, 1550 01:25:37,125 --> 01:25:39,537 we have to rely on those we love. 1551 01:25:41,583 --> 01:25:45,451 Even if they sometimes annoy or disappoint us. 1552 01:25:46,708 --> 01:25:50,701 Life went on and things took their natural course. 1553 01:25:53,250 --> 01:25:58,665 Three months later, Anna gave an unforgettable performance. 1554 01:25:58,833 --> 01:26:03,372 Hushed is the din of arms, war's storms subside, 1555 01:26:03,542 --> 01:26:06,614 glad song and dance succeed the bloody fray, 1556 01:26:06,875 --> 01:26:09,708 altar and church are decked in rich array. 1557 01:26:14,083 --> 01:26:16,495 Her water broke and the child, 1558 01:26:16,667 --> 01:26:19,830 who Thomas wanted fo take paternity leave for... 1559 01:26:23,458 --> 01:26:25,494 Finally came into the world. 1560 01:26:29,542 --> 01:26:33,034 We rushed to the hospital fo visit the boy. 1561 01:26:33,292 --> 01:26:35,999 But there was a problem. 1562 01:26:36,250 --> 01:26:37,615 And? 1563 01:26:38,542 --> 01:26:42,285 There's... some good news and some bad news. 1564 01:26:42,750 --> 01:26:45,082 - What? - The good news... 1565 01:26:46,417 --> 01:26:47,532 The mother is well. 1566 01:26:49,125 --> 01:26:50,240 What's the bad? 1567 01:26:50,833 --> 01:26:52,539 Well, the child is... 1568 01:26:55,750 --> 01:26:57,365 The child is... 1569 01:26:58,708 --> 01:26:59,743 A girl! 1570 01:27:00,000 --> 01:27:01,956 Don't do that to us! 1571 01:27:02,208 --> 01:27:05,245 - How can that be? - Do you have a name? 1572 01:30:50,917 --> 01:30:54,409 No limits media 2018 subtitles: Tizzy mann et al 111249

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