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We now return to Sunday Golf on CBS.
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And Mickelson here, trying to save par.
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And there's Mickelson's wife.
God, is she hot.
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Look at that rack.
There's a downhill lie for you.
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Oh, and they're just out there,
begging to be touched. Pleading.
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How many golf balls do you think
she can fit in her mouth?
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I'd hit that one in the rough,
if you know what I'm saying.
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Who are you kidding, Greg?
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You'd **** her for a week,
and then get tired her.
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Yeah, you're right. That's what I do.
That's my thing.
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- But a hell of a week though.
- Hell of a week.
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Oh, my God! The power's out!
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What are we gonna do now?
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Well, we could light
some candles and read.
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- Yeah, right.
- Yeah, that would be great
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Yeah. Read the inside of my butt.
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We could tell stories.
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Hey, Dad, why don't you tell
the story about when I was born?
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Yeah, we got halfway home
with the afterbirth
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before we had to go back to the hospital
and swap it out for Meg.
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The end.
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Now, I got a better one.
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This is a story of love and loss,
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fathers and sons,
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and a foresight to retain
international merchandising rights.
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This is the story
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of Star Wars.
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Let's begin with part four.
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Family Guy
Blue Harvet
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www.forom.com
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Synchronisation : Kemar
Transcript : Raceman
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You hear that?
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Sounds like we're being boarded
from the rear.
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And not the, "Hey, take a deep breath,
let's experiment"
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kind of boarded from the rear.
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Beep boop.
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Could you hold on to this bag?
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What if they come in a different door?
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Damn! I was two days from retirement.
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R-2?
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Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi.
You're my only hope.
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- All right, now what do I click?
- Click "preferences."
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- Okay, I clicked preferences.
- Now go to "default media browser".
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Okay, there's a little hourglass,
and it's not letting me do anything.
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- It says "buffering." What is that?
- Just give it a minute.
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All I'm trying to do is make an mpeg.
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All I'm trying to do
is tell you to wait a minute.
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Okay, relax.
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Now click "import video file."
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All right.
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It's telling me I have
to download RealPlayer 7.
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You know what?
I'll just bring it to him myself.
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There she is!
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Do you still got that bag I gave you?
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It's gonna be a long ride.
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Hold your fire.
There's no life-forms aboard.
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"Hold your fire"?
What, are we paying by the laser now?
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You don't do the budget, Terry. I do.
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Hey, I'm gonna do some crosswords, but...
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- that doesn't mean I don't want to talk.
- Oh, yeah, yeah.
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My God! Look at this mess!
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"Hey, Darth Vader's gonna be here.
Should we maybe clean the place up?"
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"Nah. It's okay. He won't mind."
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Well, well! Princess Leia.
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Are you prepared to tell me what you've
done with the stolen Death Star plans?
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All right, Lord Vader. You win.
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I've hidden the plans
in one of these 26 briefcases.
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Ooh! Ooh! Okay, okay!
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Uh... uh... I'm feeling number 14!
Let's go with number 14!
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Oh, it's okay.
I'm just happy to be on TV.
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All right. Take her away.
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Okay, here's another one.
Who would you rather do :
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Jabba the Hutt right after a shower
or a service droid?
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My father was a service droid!
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Hey, where ya going?
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You can kiss the lower part of the back
of the canister that is my body.
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Oh, man! This looks like
the wrong neighborhood.
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Oh, boy.
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It's okay, R-2. Calm down. Be cool.
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I ain't done nothing
to antagonize nobody.
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What? A droid can't walk down
the desert no more?
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I got rights, too.
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Who's there?!
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Any attack made by the rebels against
this station would be a useless gesture
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no matter what technical data
they've obtained.
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This station is now
the ultimate power in the universe.
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That is fantastic. Terrific work.
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- So, no weaknesses at all, huh?
- Nuh...
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No.
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You, uh... you hesitated there.
Is there something I should know?
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No. It's virtually indestructible.
Like, 99.9%.
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Uh... okay.
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Wouldn't be doing my job
if I didn't ask. What's the .01?
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Well, I... I mean,
there's this little hole...
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It was kind of an aesthetic choice
by the architect.
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And, if you shoot
a laser into this hole...
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the station blows up.
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That sounds like
a pretty big design flaw there.
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No, no, no.
The hole's only two meters across.
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Well, that's no bigger
than a womprat.
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Exactly.
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And even to get within range of it,
you have to skim along this whole trench.
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It's not a big deal.
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Can't we board it up? Or, you know,
put some plywood over it or something?
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Well, that would look terrible.
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I mean, we gotta think about resale.
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Resale? What are you talking about?
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This property is right above Sunset.
The value is only gonna go up.
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Lord Vader, your inside references
to the Los Angeles real estate market
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haven't given you the clairvoyance to
turn a profit on that condo in Glendale,
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nor has it...
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I find your lack of faith disturbing.
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That property is in a prime location.
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20 minutes to the beach,
20 minutes to downtown...
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There's nothing to do downtown.
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Enough of this!
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Vader, release him!
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As you wish.
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All right, so we gonna plug up that hole?
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Yeah. We can get it done tomorrow
if price is no object.
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- We'll get estimates.
- Get estimates. Yeah.
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Someone was in the pod.
The tracks go off in this direction.
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- Look, sir. Droids!
- Look! A penny!
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Hey, thanks for the sex,
early '90s printer.
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All right, bring 'em on out.
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Oh, God, it's a hundred degrees out here!
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If I pass out, please note
that I'm wearing a Life Call bracelet
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with all my insurance information.
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Luke?
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Luke!
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Luke!
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What?!
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Tell Uncle Owen not to tell you
that your father is Darth Vader.
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Aunt Beru, when are you guys
gonna let me join
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the rebellion like all my friends?
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Oh, pff! Stop whining, Luke,
and come have some blue milk.
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One of these days,
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I'm just gonna take off and join the
rebellion whether you like it or not!
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Over my burned carcass!
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Hey, shut up with-a da nois-a!
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Hey, shut-up-a with-a da shut-up-a!
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You shut-up-a with-a da shut- up-a!
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Shut-up-a yo face!
Now-a my dog-a won't-a shut-up-a!
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- Why you no-a shut up-a?
- I make-a you-a shut-up-a!
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- You two-a shut-up-a!
- Hey, I poke out-a my head!
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Someday
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I'll get off this rock
and fight the empire.
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John Williams and the
London Symphony Orchestra, everybody!
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Now do the theme to The People's Court.
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Oh, this oil bath is going
to feel so good.
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Hey, you guys think that '90s printer
looked clean, right?
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Hey, there's something stuck
in this R-2 unit.
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Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi.
You're my only hope.
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Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi.
You're my only hope.
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Whoever she is,
she sounds like she's in trouble.
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Is there any more to this message?
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Intergalactic proton-powered
electrical-tentacled advertising droids!
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Intergalactic proton-powered
electrical-tentacled advertising droids!
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Intergalactic proton-powered
electrical-tentacled advertising droids!
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Hi, I'm Darth Harrington of
Darth Harrington's Intergalactic Proton-
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Powered Electrical-Tentacled Advertising
Droids Emporium and Moon Base.
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Due to a garbled sup-space transmission,
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I am currently overstocked
on all intergalactic proton-
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powered electrical-tentacled
advertising droids,
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and I am passing the savings on to you!
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She said, "Obi-Wan Kenobi."
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I wonder if she means
old Obi-Wan Kenobi.
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Well, I guess I'll go bull's-eye
some womprats in my T-16.
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My God, you shoot small animals for fun?
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That's the first indicator
of a serial killer, you freak.
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There's two suns and no women!
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What the hell am I supposed to do?!
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Master Luke, he's gone, he's gone!
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What?
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R-2, he took off in the middle
of the night! We got to find him!
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Oh, what the phantom menace
is that guy's problem?
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Hey, mind if I turn on the radio?
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WTAT, Tatooine's all-talk radio.
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My good friends, the liberal galactic
media is at it again. They never stop.
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Now they're trying to convince us
that Hoth is melting.
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Well, that's crazy.
Just trying to scare us.
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And if that weren't enough
to get you mad,
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we now have news that Lando Calrissian
has been made the chief administrator
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of the Bespin Mining Facility.
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Gee, I wonder how he got that job.
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Well, let me tell you
how he got that job.
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Affirmative action strikes again.
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The time is 8:50.
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- R-2, what are you doing out here?
- Beep-boop-beep.
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He says, "There are several creatures
approaching from the southeast."
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That's not what I said.
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I said there ain't a pack
of menthols on this planet.
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Well, I see some Bantha tracks,
but I don't see any...
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Wait a minute. There's Sand People,
all right. I can see one of them now.
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Who the hell are you?
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One lucky sumbitch.
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So, Luke, what brings
your muscley arms out this way?
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I'll show you, Mr. Obi-Wan.
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R-2, play him the message.
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General Kenobi, many years ago,
you served my father in the Clone Wars.
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We need your help again.
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And not to get too personal, but...
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you owe us after that mess
you got into back on Alderaan.
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...and we pay to keep the families
of those children quiet, so...
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Oh, this is just...
just like logistical stuff.
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I'll check that later.
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...Joey Lawrence haircut,
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so I'll assume we can count on your help
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to get the Death Star plans
to my father on Alderaan.
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The plans are stored inside this R-2 unit.
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Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi.
You're my only hope.
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All right now, what do I click?
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Luke, you must learn the ways of
the Force and come with meto Alderaan.
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What's the Force?
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The Force is what gives
a Jedi knight his power.
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It surrounds us. It penetrates us.
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Here, check this out.
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Wow! This is cool!
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Yeah, everyone in
the neighborhood has one.
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Hey, why would you hang that up?
It looks so tantalizing.
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You know, the Empire's gonna come
looking for these droids.
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But if they find out who the Jewas sold
them to, that could lead them back...
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home.
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Luke, wait! It's too dangerous!
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Get your fat space ass back here.
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Uncle Owen?
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Aunt Beru?
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Oh, my God!
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John Williams!
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Great, now we got to do the rest
of this thing with Danny Elfman.
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Mos Eisley Space Port.
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You will never find a more
wretched hive of scum and villainy.
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My sister Regina D2 lives here.
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- Is she single?
- She's a lezbot.
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- He doesn't like you.
- Sorry.
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- I don't like you either.
- You don't even know me.
237
00:16:46,265 --> 00:16:48,013
You know what? That's fair.
238
00:16:48,055 --> 00:16:50,843
I'm Pignose and this is
my brother-in-law Scott.
239
00:16:50,868 --> 00:16:53,993
- He's visiting from Hoth.
- I don't know why they call it Hoth.
240
00:16:54,005 --> 00:16:56,573
- They should call it "Coldth."
- Okay, settle down.
241
00:16:56,607 --> 00:16:58,063
I'm up after the band.
242
00:16:58,235 --> 00:17:01,920
Thank you. We're the Cantina Band.
If you have any requests, shout them out.
243
00:17:01,977 --> 00:17:05,800
Play that same song.
All right, same song. Here we go.
244
00:17:09,445 --> 00:17:11,552
Hi. My sexy friend and I
245
00:17:11,575 --> 00:17:14,151
are looking for a ship
to take us to Alderaan,
246
00:17:14,195 --> 00:17:16,593
and I'm willing to pay big money.
247
00:17:16,656 --> 00:17:18,640
Well, you've come to the right place.
248
00:17:18,668 --> 00:17:21,210
I'm Han Solo, captain
of the Millennium Falcon
249
00:17:21,225 --> 00:17:24,442
and the only actor whose career
isn't destroyed by this movie.
250
00:17:24,458 --> 00:17:26,690
- Is it a fast ship?
- Are you kidding?
251
00:17:26,728 --> 00:17:29,711
It's the ship that made the Kessel Run
in less than 12 parsecs.
252
00:17:29,787 --> 00:17:30,561
Um...
253
00:17:30,595 --> 00:17:33,491
Isn't a parsec a unit of distance,
not time?
254
00:17:33,508 --> 00:17:34,642
No, no, no, no.
255
00:17:34,775 --> 00:17:37,213
Chewie, take these guys
to the ship and get her ready.
256
00:17:40,438 --> 00:17:43,831
Always gargle before a takeoff.
Waka-waka. All right, let's go.
257
00:17:49,278 --> 00:17:53,182
Greedo, as a matter of fact, I was
just going to see Jaba and tell him...
258
00:18:18,756 --> 00:18:21,810
- Well, what do you think?
- What a piece of junk.
259
00:18:21,887 --> 00:18:25,501
Thank you. This was my brother's. He
died of leukemia. How do you feel now?
260
00:18:25,518 --> 00:18:27,860
You got any strawberry milkin there?
261
00:18:27,876 --> 00:18:30,153
No, but she'll make .5 past lightspeed.
262
00:18:30,177 --> 00:18:31,481
If you want, I'll show you around
263
00:18:31,508 --> 00:18:33,903
since no one's trying
to stop the ship or blast us.
264
00:18:33,936 --> 00:18:35,593
Stop that ship! Blast them!
265
00:18:36,088 --> 00:18:38,670
Oh, now I can't show you around.
Quick, get in the ship.
266
00:18:54,925 --> 00:18:57,240
Looks like we got
Imperial cruisers on our tail.
267
00:18:57,318 --> 00:19:01,803
Oh, look at that one on the left.
Get off your cell phone. You are driving.
268
00:19:10,007 --> 00:19:11,763
They're gaining on us!
269
00:19:11,775 --> 00:19:14,211
We'll be safe enough once
we make the jump to hyperspace.
270
00:19:14,226 --> 00:19:16,553
Besides, I know a few maneuvers.
We'll lose them.
271
00:19:21,938 --> 00:19:24,631
Uh, that, thatwas your maneuver,
272
00:19:24,666 --> 00:19:26,543
moving slightly to the left?
273
00:19:26,575 --> 00:19:29,263
Well, I mean, we're not in
the same place we were, huh?
274
00:19:29,306 --> 00:19:32,780
- That ought to confuse them.
- Yeah, but you hardly did anything.
275
00:19:32,826 --> 00:19:35,951
You just started listinglazily
to the left.
276
00:19:35,987 --> 00:19:37,651
I'm pretty sure they can keep up.
277
00:19:37,688 --> 00:19:39,093
- Where did they go?!
- There they are.
278
00:19:39,127 --> 00:19:41,541
They're listinglazily to the left.
Go left! Left!
279
00:19:41,568 --> 00:19:43,542
Boy, this guy knows some maneuvers.
280
00:19:43,557 --> 00:19:46,320
All right, strap yourselves in.
I'm about to make the jump to lightspeed.
281
00:19:46,356 --> 00:19:49,041
Did he say "strap in" or "strap on"?
282
00:19:55,635 --> 00:19:58,313
Man, hyperspace always looks so freaky.
283
00:20:19,596 --> 00:20:20,960
Governor Tarkin,
284
00:20:20,986 --> 00:20:24,252
I recognized your foul stench
as soon as I was brought on board.
285
00:20:24,288 --> 00:20:26,232
Um, actually, that's me.
286
00:20:26,258 --> 00:20:27,912
I made a Darth doody.
287
00:20:27,998 --> 00:20:32,681
Princess Leia, we've chosen to test
our Death Star planet blower-upper gun
288
00:20:32,706 --> 00:20:35,122
on your home planet of Alderaan.
289
00:20:35,167 --> 00:20:36,083
No!
290
00:20:36,387 --> 00:20:38,793
She said, "No."
Should we still do it?
291
00:20:39,608 --> 00:20:40,341
Yeah.
292
00:20:55,845 --> 00:20:58,170
So anyway, I says,
"Forget the dental plan."
293
00:20:58,196 --> 00:21:01,222
"Forget sick leave.
I just want a railing," you know?
294
00:21:01,246 --> 00:21:02,653
"One railing right here."
295
00:21:02,677 --> 00:21:05,660
Yeah, I know. I've almost
fallen over that thing so many times.
296
00:21:05,697 --> 00:21:07,562
- So what did they say?
- Oh, get this.
297
00:21:07,578 --> 00:21:10,060
They said they're worried
we'd be leaning all day.
298
00:21:10,107 --> 00:21:11,773
- They said that?
- Yeah.
299
00:21:12,346 --> 00:21:15,002
Well, none of this will matter
when we're famous singers.
300
00:21:21,608 --> 00:21:24,441
- How am I doing?
- Just keep your knees bent.
301
00:21:24,486 --> 00:21:28,212
Imagine you're spreading butter
on a big piece of bread.
302
00:21:28,265 --> 00:21:30,923
That's it.
Spread that butter...
303
00:21:30,968 --> 00:21:32,452
with the Force.
304
00:21:32,496 --> 00:21:35,493
Ha! You guys seem like
crazy morons to me.
305
00:21:35,947 --> 00:21:38,080
You don't believe in the Force, do you?
306
00:21:38,106 --> 00:21:40,173
Oh, you mean that thing
you just found out about, like,
307
00:21:40,197 --> 00:21:42,981
three hours ago and are now
judging me for not believing in it?
308
00:21:43,007 --> 00:21:44,532
Do you believe in anything?
309
00:21:44,565 --> 00:21:46,930
Uh, yeah. Didn't you see
my Kabbalah bracelet?
310
00:21:46,958 --> 00:21:49,102
- What's Kabbalah?
- About a buck seventy-five.
311
00:21:50,106 --> 00:21:52,902
Honestly, I have no idea.
I'm just a slave to trends.
312
00:21:55,978 --> 00:21:57,012
What the hell?
313
00:21:57,078 --> 00:22:00,422
Oh, my God, we came out of hyperspace
into an asteroid field.
314
00:22:06,278 --> 00:22:08,843
Alderaan's been destroyed by the Empire.
315
00:22:08,876 --> 00:22:10,720
Maybe we should head for that small moon
316
00:22:10,735 --> 00:22:13,463
that's clearly a small moon
and not anything else.
317
00:22:16,565 --> 00:22:18,112
That's no moon.
318
00:22:18,137 --> 00:22:20,151
It's a space station.
319
00:22:22,898 --> 00:22:25,140
Oh, crap, that got us in a tractor beam.
320
00:22:25,188 --> 00:22:27,251
Well, they're not gonna get me
without a fight.
321
00:22:29,658 --> 00:22:31,022
You can't win.
322
00:22:31,045 --> 00:22:33,563
But there are alternatives to fighting.
323
00:22:33,576 --> 00:22:34,453
Like what?
324
00:22:34,478 --> 00:22:37,012
Like getting the hell out of here!
325
00:22:38,627 --> 00:22:41,683
No, just kidding.
Can you imagine if I was like that?
326
00:23:22,238 --> 00:23:25,172
All right, just follow my lead
and act real cool.
327
00:23:47,308 --> 00:23:50,041
All right, I'm gonna go knock out
that tractor beam.
328
00:23:50,058 --> 00:23:52,041
And we'll go rescue the princess.
329
00:23:52,098 --> 00:23:55,830
You know Luke, this may be the last time
we see each other.
330
00:23:55,856 --> 00:23:58,171
So there's something I want you to know.
331
00:23:58,408 --> 00:24:00,140
Now I've
332
00:24:00,928 --> 00:24:04,460
had the time of my life
333
00:24:04,568 --> 00:24:08,853
And I owe it all to you...
334
00:24:11,416 --> 00:24:13,480
I've been waiting for so long
335
00:24:13,526 --> 00:24:17,662
Now I've finally found someone
to stand by me
336
00:24:20,256 --> 00:24:22,640
So we take each other's hand
337
00:24:22,695 --> 00:24:27,420
Cause we seem to understand the urgency
338
00:24:27,897 --> 00:24:29,923
Just remember
339
00:24:30,605 --> 00:24:33,701
You're the one thing
340
00:24:34,025 --> 00:24:37,842
I can't get enough of
341
00:24:39,066 --> 00:24:42,603
So I'll tell you something
342
00:24:44,075 --> 00:24:47,853
This could be love
Because
343
00:24:48,236 --> 00:24:53,092
I've had the time of my life
344
00:24:53,147 --> 00:24:57,543
No I never felt this way before
345
00:24:57,626 --> 00:25:02,130
Yes, I swear, it's the truth
346
00:25:02,188 --> 00:25:06,491
And I owe it all to you...
347
00:25:15,047 --> 00:25:16,621
Holly smoke!
348
00:25:21,827 --> 00:25:23,380
So, whate **** we are
on the first floor?
349
00:25:23,415 --> 00:25:25,053
Uh, we are on the second floor.
350
00:25:25,075 --> 00:25:27,860
No, no, no, **** here's the
Banana republic and we just pass that.
351
00:25:27,898 --> 00:25:28,631
Uh...
352
00:25:28,878 --> 00:25:30,650
... it's right back there.
We, we, uh...
353
00:25:30,705 --> 00:25:32,370
we park on Macy's side, ****
354
00:25:32,386 --> 00:25:34,851
So now we must be other here
by the JCPenney.
355
00:25:34,878 --> 00:25:37,513
It looks that the first floor
is mostly main stuff, ****
356
00:25:37,606 --> 00:25:39,561
and there's a lady Foot Locker
right other there. ****
357
00:25:39,568 --> 00:25:41,111
All right, so we are on the third floor.
358
00:25:41,137 --> 00:25:42,420
All right, let's get in the elevator.
359
00:25:42,457 --> 00:25:45,510
And hurry up, 'cause the smell of
that Mrs. Fields is killing me.
360
00:26:01,637 --> 00:26:04,043
Where are you taking this... thing?
361
00:26:04,088 --> 00:26:06,620
Prisoner transfer from cell block 1138.
362
00:26:06,638 --> 00:26:08,671
You think you could get me
a room by the pool?
363
00:26:09,718 --> 00:26:12,203
Is funny because you are prisoner.
364
00:26:12,236 --> 00:26:15,142
And there is no pool
because is Death Star.
365
00:26:17,475 --> 00:26:20,251
We got to find out what cell
this princess of yours is in.
366
00:26:20,265 --> 00:26:22,613
- There it is, 2187.
- I'm on it.
367
00:26:22,696 --> 00:26:25,890
Uh, everything's under control here.
Situation normal.
368
00:26:25,906 --> 00:26:26,842
What happened?
369
00:26:26,868 --> 00:26:29,503
We, uh, had a slight weapons
malfunction, but
370
00:26:29,518 --> 00:26:31,483
everything's perfectly all right.
We're fine.
371
00:26:31,526 --> 00:26:33,961
We're all fine... here... now...
372
00:26:34,086 --> 00:26:35,050
thank you.
373
00:26:35,425 --> 00:26:36,423
How are you?
374
00:26:36,555 --> 00:26:38,750
Uh... I've been better.
375
00:26:38,796 --> 00:26:40,602
- Well, tell me what's up.
- Well,
376
00:26:40,625 --> 00:26:43,863
I'm in this relationship and
it doesn't seem to be going anywhere.
377
00:26:43,897 --> 00:26:46,653
I like her, but...
we're not really connecting.
378
00:26:46,665 --> 00:26:48,673
- How long's it been?
- About ten months.
379
00:26:48,708 --> 00:26:51,120
- And how often do you see each other?
- Couple of times a week.
380
00:26:51,146 --> 00:26:53,630
Well, why don't you try seeing
each other a little more often
381
00:26:53,647 --> 00:26:55,210
and see if you connect a little more.
382
00:26:55,228 --> 00:26:57,253
And if not, it may be time to move on.
383
00:26:57,277 --> 00:26:58,221
Thanks for calling.
384
00:26:58,237 --> 00:26:59,373
This is Han Solo,
385
00:26:59,386 --> 00:27:01,660
and I'm going to be keeping you
company for the next few hours,
386
00:27:01,687 --> 00:27:03,610
right here on the midnight shift.
387
00:27:03,647 --> 00:27:07,903
Something's telling me it might be you...
388
00:27:09,236 --> 00:27:13,032
It's telling me it might be you...
389
00:27:15,207 --> 00:27:17,682
Aren't you a little fat
to be a storm trooper?
390
00:27:17,706 --> 00:27:20,012
Well, stay here and rot,
you stuck-up bitch.
391
00:27:20,048 --> 00:27:21,571
Wait. Who are you?
392
00:27:21,588 --> 00:27:22,903
I'm Luke Skywalker.
393
00:27:22,927 --> 00:27:25,493
Me and Han Solo and Obi-Wan
are here to rescue you.
394
00:27:25,508 --> 00:27:28,060
- Wait, Obi-Wan Kenobi?
- Yeah.
395
00:27:28,096 --> 00:27:30,303
Suddenly I'm not so fat, huh?
396
00:27:40,325 --> 00:27:42,440
Come on, into the garbage chute.
397
00:27:44,707 --> 00:27:46,650
She's right. Come on, Chewbacca.
398
00:27:46,667 --> 00:27:49,540
Are you kidding? It's probably full
of disease. I'm not jumping in there.
399
00:27:49,568 --> 00:27:51,692
Not even if I throw this pig's ear?
400
00:27:51,716 --> 00:27:53,910
- Oh, come on, that's not fair.
- Go get it!
401
00:27:57,227 --> 00:28:00,483
Oh, boy, great idea, Princess,
diving into a pile of garbage.
402
00:28:00,496 --> 00:28:02,480
When we get out of here,
maybe you can show me around
403
00:28:02,495 --> 00:28:03,800
your home planet of Alderaan.
404
00:28:03,825 --> 00:28:05,050
Aw...!
405
00:28:05,097 --> 00:28:06,231
Too soon?
406
00:28:06,256 --> 00:28:07,780
Hey, it could be worse.
407
00:28:09,417 --> 00:28:10,571
It's worse.
408
00:28:13,805 --> 00:28:15,921
The walls are closing!
409
00:28:19,538 --> 00:28:22,212
Listen to them, R-2. They're dying.
What do we do?
410
00:28:22,247 --> 00:28:24,530
Only one thing to do, man.
411
00:28:24,556 --> 00:28:26,821
You still got that bag I gave you?
412
00:28:30,878 --> 00:28:35,680
Man, I wish I could listen to some
Tattooine, Wind and Fire right now.
413
00:28:35,845 --> 00:28:36,743
Mm...
414
00:28:36,777 --> 00:28:39,643
So you think
the Empire's gonna fall, man?
415
00:28:39,758 --> 00:28:41,632
I-I-I don't...I don't know, man.
416
00:28:42,485 --> 00:28:45,293
H-How you, how you, how you,
how you doing right now?
417
00:28:45,325 --> 00:28:46,793
Good. Why?
418
00:28:46,885 --> 00:28:47,551
I think,
419
00:28:47,596 --> 00:28:51,052
I think, I think I... I think I may be
having sort of... a mini freak-out here.
420
00:28:51,078 --> 00:28:52,560
- Oh.
- Just-Just...
421
00:28:52,875 --> 00:28:54,990
Just tell me I don't have
to stay in this room.
422
00:28:55,006 --> 00:28:55,642
What?
423
00:28:55,665 --> 00:28:58,491
Just tell me right now that I...
that I don't have to stay in this room.
424
00:28:58,507 --> 00:29:00,600
You don't have to stay in this room.
425
00:29:00,615 --> 00:29:01,782
Oh, thank God.
426
00:29:07,796 --> 00:29:09,673
Thank God we're saved.
427
00:29:10,448 --> 00:29:13,630
Look at this.
Who throws out half a pizza?
428
00:29:13,646 --> 00:29:15,031
And look at this couch.
429
00:29:15,055 --> 00:29:18,243
Somebody threw out a whole couch
and it's in great shape.
430
00:29:18,256 --> 00:29:19,972
Yeah, you put a little Febreze on that,
431
00:29:19,986 --> 00:29:22,263
scrub it out a little bit,
it'll look great in your apartment.
432
00:29:22,287 --> 00:29:23,131
You know what?
433
00:29:23,156 --> 00:29:26,020
I know we have a dangerous job
to do here, but
434
00:29:26,048 --> 00:29:27,220
I'm taking this.
435
00:29:27,247 --> 00:29:28,672
I'm taking this couch.
436
00:29:28,988 --> 00:29:30,120
All right, you ready?
437
00:29:30,158 --> 00:29:32,760
All right, one... two... three.
438
00:29:34,105 --> 00:29:35,420
- Easy, easy, easy.
- Okay.
439
00:29:36,668 --> 00:29:38,580
- Stop, stop, stop, stop...
- What? What...?
440
00:29:39,016 --> 00:29:40,802
- No, no, no, no... Twist it.
- I am.
441
00:29:41,925 --> 00:29:44,170
No, no, no, no, no, other way.
You're twisting the wrong way.
442
00:29:44,178 --> 00:29:46,163
- What do you want me to do?
- Just look down, all right.
443
00:29:46,175 --> 00:29:47,883
Just look at me, look what I'm doing.
444
00:29:47,898 --> 00:29:49,192
- You see the way I'm twisting it?
- Yeah.
445
00:29:49,218 --> 00:29:51,193
- Turn it that way from your end.
- Okay.
446
00:29:51,828 --> 00:29:52,851
No, no, no, no, no.
447
00:29:54,537 --> 00:29:56,320
Put it down. Put it down. Just drop it.
448
00:29:56,346 --> 00:29:57,430
All right. All right.
449
00:29:57,457 --> 00:29:58,301
All right, let's...
450
00:29:58,865 --> 00:30:00,570
Just hang on and figure this out.
451
00:30:00,598 --> 00:30:02,931
Han, there are storm troopers
all over the place.
452
00:30:02,946 --> 00:30:04,532
Shouldn't we be getting out of here?
453
00:30:04,876 --> 00:30:06,480
All right, okay, all right, okay.
454
00:30:06,508 --> 00:30:07,992
I got it, I know... okay, okay...
455
00:30:08,515 --> 00:30:10,740
Here's what we're gonna do.
We're gonna take the cushions off,
456
00:30:10,755 --> 00:30:12,083
unscrew the legs,
457
00:30:12,115 --> 00:30:15,110
take the mattress out and this
whole thing is gonna be a lot simpler.
458
00:30:15,136 --> 00:30:16,961
It's easier than we're making it.
459
00:30:38,365 --> 00:30:39,891
Hey, did you hear something?
460
00:30:39,918 --> 00:30:42,252
Probably just another drill.
461
00:30:42,297 --> 00:30:44,591
You know that last drill we had?
462
00:30:44,626 --> 00:30:47,550
I was about to finally
bone my girlfriend,
463
00:30:47,567 --> 00:30:50,171
and then we heard
that there was this drill
464
00:30:50,198 --> 00:30:52,863
and she told me there was no way.
465
00:30:58,795 --> 00:31:00,463
So, Obi-Wan...
466
00:31:00,637 --> 00:31:02,042
we meet again.
467
00:31:02,216 --> 00:31:06,510
What part of "stay 50 yards away
at all times" don't you understand?
468
00:31:08,848 --> 00:31:10,012
Uh-oh.
469
00:31:10,065 --> 00:31:12,513
Your powers are weak, old man.
470
00:31:15,465 --> 00:31:16,813
Obi-Wan!
471
00:31:18,485 --> 00:31:20,793
Boy, you got here just in time.
472
00:31:22,468 --> 00:31:23,810
No...!
473
00:31:32,716 --> 00:31:35,112
All right, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
474
00:31:38,127 --> 00:31:39,621
All right, twist it counter-clockwise.
475
00:31:39,627 --> 00:31:41,353
I am twisting it.
You're twisting it the other way.
476
00:31:41,355 --> 00:31:43,531
I mean counter-clockwise
from where I'm standing
477
00:31:43,557 --> 00:31:44,912
so... so th... so then you...
478
00:31:44,926 --> 00:31:45,853
so clockwise.
479
00:31:46,826 --> 00:31:48,322
You twist it clockwise.
480
00:31:48,528 --> 00:31:49,690
Okay... okay, go.
481
00:31:50,335 --> 00:31:52,320
You know what? Put it down,
put it down for a second.
482
00:31:52,338 --> 00:31:54,562
- My fingers are killing me.
- Han, they're shooting at us!
483
00:31:54,595 --> 00:31:56,342
You know what? Lift it up tall ways.
484
00:31:58,416 --> 00:32:00,710
Aw, for cr...
oh, it's wedged. It's wedged.
485
00:32:01,137 --> 00:32:03,421
You know what? It's not going anywhere.
Let's just take off,
486
00:32:03,438 --> 00:32:04,460
we'll deal with it later.
487
00:32:04,477 --> 00:32:06,350
You get in the cockpit and I'll just...
488
00:32:06,376 --> 00:32:08,110
I'll hang on to this thing as we go.
489
00:32:19,688 --> 00:32:20,962
Easy.
490
00:32:33,155 --> 00:32:35,320
I can't believe he's gone.
491
00:32:35,357 --> 00:32:37,463
I know, Luke, but it's true.
492
00:32:37,497 --> 00:32:38,621
He's gone.
493
00:32:38,776 --> 00:32:41,091
I mean, you saw him get beheaded.
494
00:32:41,116 --> 00:32:44,502
Nobody lives through that...
Not for long, anyway.
495
00:32:44,515 --> 00:32:47,561
I mean, sometimes the brain
is still active for a few minutes
496
00:32:47,567 --> 00:32:49,181
after the beheading, but...
497
00:32:49,216 --> 00:32:52,341
to be honest, I can't imagine
a worse kind of hell.
498
00:32:52,355 --> 00:32:53,751
And unfortunately,
499
00:32:53,768 --> 00:32:55,840
hell is probably where he'll end up,
500
00:32:55,867 --> 00:32:59,453
because the Christians don't look
too kindly on the whole Force thing.
501
00:32:59,515 --> 00:33:01,670
Come on, kid,
we're not out of the woods yet.
502
00:33:05,516 --> 00:33:06,812
Here they come!
503
00:33:23,526 --> 00:33:25,023
- Hey, Han!
- What?!
504
00:33:25,038 --> 00:33:27,971
- Why do they call them "Tie Fighters"?
- - No idea!
505
00:33:40,406 --> 00:33:42,161
They're coming too fast!
506
00:33:42,188 --> 00:33:44,172
Oh, boy. Nickel for every time
that's happened.
507
00:33:44,186 --> 00:33:45,422
Just keep shooting, Luke!
508
00:33:53,946 --> 00:33:56,441
That's how we do it
in my neighborhood, bitch!
509
00:34:00,748 --> 00:34:02,640
I got him! I got him!
510
00:34:02,656 --> 00:34:04,471
Great, kid! Don't get penis-y!
511
00:34:09,878 --> 00:34:11,300
I just want to tell you both...
512
00:34:11,346 --> 00:34:13,371
Good luck.
We're all counting on you.
513
00:34:39,846 --> 00:34:40,791
Mom?
514
00:34:40,996 --> 00:34:42,331
Yeah. Yeah we won.
515
00:34:42,746 --> 00:34:44,060
Yeah, we won the battle.
516
00:34:44,906 --> 00:34:46,650
Yeah, I'm calling like you asked.
517
00:34:46,887 --> 00:34:47,701
Okay.
518
00:34:47,885 --> 00:34:48,583
Okay.
519
00:34:48,828 --> 00:34:50,433
Okay, but...
okay, but I gotta go...
520
00:34:50,797 --> 00:34:52,113
I got other stuff to do.
521
00:34:52,476 --> 00:34:53,310
O-Okay
522
00:34:53,456 --> 00:34:54,950
Okay, okay, but I gotta go.
523
00:34:55,586 --> 00:34:56,352
Okay.
524
00:34:56,695 --> 00:34:57,991
Okay, yes.
525
00:34:58,438 --> 00:34:59,263
Yes.
526
00:34:59,787 --> 00:35:01,182
Yes, yes, Mom.
527
00:35:01,207 --> 00:35:03,483
I-I love you too, Mom.
Okay, all right, good-bye.
528
00:35:26,996 --> 00:35:28,510
P-choo. P-choo.
529
00:35:28,537 --> 00:35:29,743
Gotcha.
530
00:35:32,456 --> 00:35:36,261
Thanks to the information in this
R-2 unit provided by Princess Leia,
531
00:35:36,305 --> 00:35:39,781
we should be able to mount a
successful offensive on the Death Star.
532
00:35:39,805 --> 00:35:40,660
But first,
533
00:35:40,676 --> 00:35:43,493
please take a moment to watch
this instructional video.
534
00:35:48,965 --> 00:35:50,531
Nothing but net.
535
00:35:50,688 --> 00:35:51,422
Hi,
536
00:35:51,447 --> 00:35:55,813
I'm Magic Johnson with a few tips
on blowing up the Death Star.
537
00:35:55,997 --> 00:35:59,171
First off, never forget your objective.
538
00:35:59,206 --> 00:36:03,180
There gonna be so many folks
coming at you to slow you down,
539
00:36:03,225 --> 00:36:06,823
you might feel like you got
a bull's-eye on your head.
540
00:36:07,025 --> 00:36:09,942
No, but they will be trying to kill you.
541
00:36:10,238 --> 00:36:14,322
Also, don't forget you have teammates
out there watching your back.
542
00:36:14,378 --> 00:36:18,381
Unless you been messing around
with their wife or girlfriend.
543
00:36:18,546 --> 00:36:21,380
No, but they will be there to help you.
544
00:36:21,646 --> 00:36:22,733
Lastly,
545
00:36:22,767 --> 00:36:26,931
you wanna make sure you step back and
take cover after you sink that bucket,
546
00:36:26,957 --> 00:36:30,703
'cause that sky gonna light up
like the Fourth of July.
547
00:36:31,025 --> 00:36:34,800
No, but there will be a large explosion.
548
00:36:46,096 --> 00:36:48,322
Well, kid, I guess this is good-bye.
549
00:36:48,335 --> 00:36:51,140
So, you got your reward
and you're leaving. Is that it?
550
00:36:51,155 --> 00:36:52,972
When you say it that way,
I sound like a douche,
551
00:36:52,987 --> 00:36:54,123
but, yeah, that's what I'm doing.
552
00:36:54,135 --> 00:36:56,161
What'd you get for a reward anyway?
553
00:36:56,387 --> 00:36:59,620
Uh, let's see,
I got 10% off a Netflix membership,
554
00:36:59,715 --> 00:37:00,761
uh...
555
00:37:00,828 --> 00:37:02,923
some nice Cracker Barrel Cheddar,
556
00:37:03,287 --> 00:37:08,340
assorted lotions, and a little plastic
champagne bottle full of jelly beans...
557
00:37:08,395 --> 00:37:10,002
and a little bear.
558
00:37:10,206 --> 00:37:11,882
See? Little bear?
559
00:37:12,166 --> 00:37:15,022
"Hey, Luke. We had fun
on the Death Star."
560
00:37:15,046 --> 00:37:16,941
Well, take care of yourself, Han.
561
00:37:16,957 --> 00:37:18,971
I guess that's what you're best at.
562
00:37:19,335 --> 00:37:21,760
Oh, look, a light saber cheese knife.
563
00:37:26,016 --> 00:37:26,962
Yuck.
564
00:37:41,487 --> 00:37:42,741
All wings. Check in.
565
00:37:42,758 --> 00:37:45,353
- Red three standing by.
- Red six standing by.
566
00:37:45,365 --> 00:37:48,123
- Red five standing by.
- Red Buttons standing by.
567
00:37:48,147 --> 00:37:50,620
- Redd Foxx standin' by!
- Big Red standing by.
568
00:37:50,645 --> 00:37:53,823
- Red October standing by.
- Helen Reddy standing by.
569
00:37:53,835 --> 00:37:55,651
Simply Red standing by.
570
00:38:25,777 --> 00:38:28,211
I'm going in. Cover me, Porkins!
571
00:38:28,278 --> 00:38:30,512
Uh, having a little trouble here.
572
00:38:42,095 --> 00:38:45,193
Careful, Redd Foxx,
there's one right on your tail!
573
00:38:49,826 --> 00:38:52,062
Ahh! I'm comin', Elizabeth!
574
00:39:00,666 --> 00:39:02,792
Use the Force, Luke.
575
00:39:02,825 --> 00:39:05,581
- Obi-Wan?
- Yeah, it's me.
576
00:39:05,705 --> 00:39:07,733
Use the Force.
577
00:39:07,755 --> 00:39:09,391
Force that thing in there.
578
00:39:09,405 --> 00:39:11,540
Just like I showed you
with those puppets.
579
00:39:11,556 --> 00:39:14,480
but don't tell anybody
'cause you'll get in trouble.
580
00:39:22,416 --> 00:39:25,033
Clark, I don't like the look
of this neighborhood.
581
00:39:25,045 --> 00:39:26,713
Come on, Ellen,
it's important for the kids
582
00:39:26,726 --> 00:39:28,370
to witness the plight of the rebellion.
583
00:39:28,395 --> 00:39:30,133
Kids, you noticing all this plight?
584
00:39:30,977 --> 00:39:32,001
Roll 'em up!
585
00:39:38,277 --> 00:39:40,332
The Force is strong with this one.
586
00:39:44,487 --> 00:39:46,571
**** you, you son of a bitch!
587
00:39:46,598 --> 00:39:48,400
What am I, R2-Pac?!
588
00:39:48,428 --> 00:39:50,501
The Death Star is getting closer.
589
00:39:50,578 --> 00:39:53,281
And Leia's getting larger!
590
00:40:04,846 --> 00:40:07,120
I have you now, young Skywalker!
591
00:40:07,158 --> 00:40:10,401
And with today's gas prices,
not a minute too soon.
592
00:40:12,605 --> 00:40:13,533
What the deuce?!
593
00:40:16,076 --> 00:40:16,910
Look at this.
594
00:40:16,925 --> 00:40:19,541
Look how much more comfortable
we are now shooting stuff.
595
00:40:47,426 --> 00:40:51,521
Luke, the Force will be with you always.
596
00:40:51,966 --> 00:40:53,510
And so will I.
597
00:40:53,525 --> 00:40:54,993
Always.
598
00:40:55,025 --> 00:40:58,261
'Course, when you get older
and get some crow's feet,
599
00:40:58,295 --> 00:41:00,303
I might lose interest.
600
00:41:09,296 --> 00:41:10,752
The end.
601
00:41:13,705 --> 00:41:14,681
Well, Dad,
602
00:41:14,698 --> 00:41:16,323
thanks for keeping us entertained.
603
00:41:16,335 --> 00:41:17,992
That was a great story.
604
00:41:18,008 --> 00:41:19,242
Yeah, but
605
00:41:19,268 --> 00:41:22,493
didn't Robot Chicken already
do this three months ago?
606
00:41:22,525 --> 00:41:24,031
Well, I wouldn't worry about it, Chris.
607
00:41:24,055 --> 00:41:26,822
I don't think people are even aware
of that show's existence.
608
00:41:26,857 --> 00:41:29,701
Well, I don't know, Dad. I think
a decent number of people watch it.
609
00:41:29,736 --> 00:41:31,061
Oh really? Define "decent."
610
00:41:31,078 --> 00:41:33,670
I think it's the highest-rated show
on Cartoon Network
611
00:41:33,708 --> 00:41:36,072
and the Star Wars episode
doubled that audience.
612
00:41:36,096 --> 00:41:38,900
Well, yeah, but double ten people
is like 20 people,
613
00:41:38,917 --> 00:41:41,283
so, I mean, what kind of numbers
are we talking about here, you know?
614
00:41:41,296 --> 00:41:42,791
Don't be glib about this stuff, Dad.
615
00:41:42,807 --> 00:41:45,492
It's a legitimate show
and they beat you to the punch.
616
00:41:45,566 --> 00:41:47,352
Uh... I don't know about that, Chris.
617
00:41:47,365 --> 00:41:51,212
I mean, to me, a legitimate show
is on ABC, CBS, NBC...
618
00:41:51,227 --> 00:41:52,942
You know, one of the real networks.
619
00:41:53,338 --> 00:41:54,950
I don't know about that, Dad.
620
00:41:54,968 --> 00:41:57,420
And besides, what's up
with that 15-minute runtime?
621
00:41:57,436 --> 00:42:01,040
What is that? It's like 15 minutes
of guys playing with Star Wars dolls?
622
00:42:01,056 --> 00:42:04,340
- Oh, yay, yay, tune me into that.
- Oh, so you do know the show.
623
00:42:04,356 --> 00:42:07,341
I read part of a review online.
I am not a fan.
624
00:42:07,847 --> 00:42:10,193
You know, Dad, you're a real jerk!
625
00:42:18,626 --> 00:42:22,323
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