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(Music Playing)
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Jiminy Cricket:
♪ When You Wish Upon A Star ♪
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♪ Makes No Difference
Who you are ♪
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♪ Anything
Your heart desires ♪
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♪ Will Come To You ♪
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♪ If Your Heart
Is in your dream ♪
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♪ No Request
Is too extreme ♪
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♪ When You Wish ♪
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♪ Upon A Star ♪
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♪ As Dreamers Do ♪
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(Groans)
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(Laughing)
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(Thud)
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(Thud)
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Boy, talk about
your lucky puppet.
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I'd give anything if
only I could become
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a real live boy
like that pinocchio.
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Aah!
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Is that what
you wish for
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above all other things,
dear spot?
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Oh, yes,
dear blue fairy.
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Being a real
live boy
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is the most
important thing
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in the whole
wide world to me.
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Then close your eyes
very tightly,
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dear spot,
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and wish for it
with all your heart.
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I wish I was a boy.
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(Chimes)
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I wish
I was a boy.
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(Bonk)
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I wish
I was a--
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(Bonk)
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Ow, you're
hurting me,
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dear blue fairy.
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(Man's Voice)
I ain't no fairy!
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And it's time to get up.
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Sorry, pretty boy.
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It's just that
I was having
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the most
wonderful dream.
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Him with the dream again.
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It's not enough
you dress up like a boy
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and go to that
cockamamie school every day!
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No. "I want to be a boy.
I want to be a boy."
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Well, wise up, pupchik!
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I want to be a rooster
in a henhouse,
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but I don't see it
happenin'!
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Although I'd be
a darn good one,
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wouldn't I,
Mr. Jolly?
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Ohhh...la.
It's a bit early in the day
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for hypothetical
speculations,
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but...you? A rooster?
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(Laughs)
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It is to laugh.
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Who asked you,
tuna breath?
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You're still in bed?!
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Come on, get up.
You don't want to be late
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for the last day
of school, do you?
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And ruin my perfect
attendance record?
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I don't think so.
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Come on, let's go!
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Pants?
Check.
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Shirt?
Check.
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Tail.
Tucked.
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Eyebrows?
Plucked!
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Ears in cap?
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Ooh, a table scrap.
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Chow?
Demolished.
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Apple?
Polished!
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World, here I come! Ha!
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♪ Born On The Wrong End
Of the leash ♪
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♪ I Was A Dreamer ♪
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Chorus:
♪ And A Little Schemer ♪
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♪ A Simple Mutt
Livin' a dog's life ♪
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♪ But The Bell For School
Would make me drool ♪
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♪ Till I Came Up
With this clever ploy ♪
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Chorus: ♪ WHICH IS TO SAY,
Dressing like a boy ♪
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♪ Now He Thinks He Can Take
Other pets a peg down ♪
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♪ Hey, I'm A Dog
Who's learned ♪
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♪ To Keep His Leg Down ♪
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♪ I Gotta Be A Boy ♪
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Cats: ♪ HE'S SO OVER
Just being rover ♪
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♪ Gotta Be A Boy ♪
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Kids: ♪ THIS TEACHER'S PET
Thinks that he's a boy ♪
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He da bomb.
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♪ He's A Regular Whiz Kid ♪
Yeah, but--
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♪ Hey, That's How
It is, kid ♪
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Leonard:
♪ Now That Summer's Here ♪
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♪ You'll Be A Dog
Like any other ♪
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♪ Leonard, Haven't You
Always wanted a brother? ♪
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♪ I Want To Have
A dog ♪
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♪ Hey, I'm Off
The leash now ♪
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♪ He's Eating
Quiche now ♪
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♪ Gotta Be A Boy ♪
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Kids: ♪ A BOY
And nothing but a boy ♪
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♪ Nothing But A Boy ♪
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♪ Don't You Think
You're stretching? ♪
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Spot: ♪ QUIT
Your kvetching ♪
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♪ Gotta Be A Boy ♪
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♪ Spot,
You can fake it ♪
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♪ But You'll Never
Be a boy ♪
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♪ But Soft ♪
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♪ Could What He Said
Be true? ♪
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♪ Is This Really Just A Phase
I'm going through? ♪
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I sure hope so.
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♪ Shall I Go Back
To serving man? ♪
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♪ Eat Wholesome Dinners
From a can? ♪
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♪ Who Needs French
And scoring goals? ♪
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♪ Come On, Let's Bark
And dig some holes ♪
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What am I, nuts?
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Leonard, wake up
and smell the kibble!
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♪ I Gotta Be A Boy ♪
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♪ Spot,
Sit and stay now ♪
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♪ What Did You
Say now? ♪
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♪ He's Gotta
Be a boy ♪
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♪ I've Got To Be ♪
♪ It's Not To Be ♪
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♪ I Long To Be ♪
♪ You're Wrong To Be ♪
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♪ It's Great To Be ♪
♪ Great Trait To Be ♪
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♪ We'd Hate To Be ♪
♪ Can't Wait To Be ♪
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♪ My Mate-to-be ♪
♪ Too Late To Be ♪
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♪ It's My Fate To Be ♪
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♪ A Boy ♪
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♪ A Dog ♪
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♪ A Boy, A Boy ♪
♪ A Dog, A Dog ♪
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♪ A Boy, Boy, Boy ♪
♪ Dog, Dog, Dog, Dog ♪
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♪ Boy ♪
♪ Dog ♪
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(School Bell rings)
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♪ Bo-o-o-oy ♪
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Boy!
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Congratulations,
scott leadready ii,
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on winning the fourth grade
perfect attendance medal!
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Thank you,
Mrs. Helperman.
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It's just the thing
to compliment
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my math medal,
history medal,
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and science medal,
not to mention
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my medal for
self-esteem. Ohh!
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Well, it's been
a gosh darned
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jubilatious joy
teaching you!
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And all of you.
Uhh!
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(Sobbing) Oh, foo.
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I promised myself
I wouldn't cry.
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I'm just
going to Miss you...
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All so much.
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(All Sobbing)
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(Muffled) Mom!
I told you a million times,
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no hugs at school!
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Oh, sorry, doodlebug.
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I mean...
Dude, don't bug me.
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Anyhoo, what yummy,
fun plans
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does everyone have
for this summer?
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I'm going
to my granny smith's
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granny smith
apple farm.
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All: WE'RE SKATIN' 24/7.
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I'm grounded for a week
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for hacking into
buckingham palace.
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But after that, I get
to visit my uncle ivan,
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who does strange and
disgusting experiments
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on animals and people.
I mean, who knows?
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Maybe next time
I see you guys,
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I'll be able to breath
through my neck
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like an amphibian!
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Aah!
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You're so weird, ian.
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Wait'll you see me
with gills!
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Heh! Hottie!
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(Gasps) Aah!
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Ahh! This summer.
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Yeah, I know
what I'm doin'--
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just playin'
with my best friend.
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Hey! Aah!
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Yeah, best friends
forever.
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(Boing)
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Calm down, angel eyes.
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Now, poppy can't make
his announcement
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with your sharp
little talons
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in his adam's apple!
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(Yowls)
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Now, students
of the, uh, um....
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Fourth grade,
principal strickler.
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(Crying) But soon
to be fifth grade!
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That's why I'm glad
I'm a principal.
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None of this messy
student/teacher involvement.
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They grow, they leave--
good riddance.
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But I suppose it is
just that sort of
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bushy-gushy loving
teacher stuff
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that leads to this
announcement. Hmph!
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Mrs. Mary lou helperman,
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you have been selected
as a finalist
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for the teacher
of the year award!
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(All Cheering)
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Neato!
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That's right,
it's the NE.A.T.O.--
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the national excellent
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american teacher
organization award!
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Leonard:
Way to go, mom!
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And that's not all,
mary lou helperman!
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As a finalist,
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the fala d. Roosevelt
unified school district
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will be sending you
to compete
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in the final round
of competition
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in beautiful sunny
southern Florida!
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Florida!
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And the fun doesn't end
there, mary lou helperman.
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Oh, no. Because
you'll be travelling
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to the sunshine state
in the luxury
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of my very own personal
air-conditioned wentawaygo!
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Yes, it's all yours.
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Mi wentawaygoes su wentawaygo.
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I only have one,
uh, heh...
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Little, tiny,
very simple rule--
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certainly,
principal strickler.
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Absolutely no dogs
are allowed
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in my wentawaygo, ever!
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I hate dogs!
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(Crash)
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(Music Playing)
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(Whining)
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Well, I guess this is
the time to say good-bye.
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Oh, come on,
don't make it harder.
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Don't give me
those big, sad dog eyes.
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They're the only eyes
I got, leonard.
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The eyes of a dog--
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a dog who's not
going anywhere.
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Just staying home...
(Sniffle)
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By himself...
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Here...alone!
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The dog.
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But you're not
going to be alone.
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You've got pretty boy
and jolly,
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and Mrs. Boogin's the nicest
pet-sitter in the whole world.
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And besides,
it's only for 2 weeks.
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Yeah, in boy-time, 2 weeks,
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but everything in dog-time
is 7 times longer,
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so for me it's 14 weeks.
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(Sighs) It might
as well be forever.
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Man, this really stinks.
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You should smell it
from down here.
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Ok, just 2 weeks,
then I'm back,
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and it's you and me,
best friends,
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together,
all summer long.
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Aw, jeez, you're gonna
sing now, aren't you?
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♪ I Know
It's been said ♪
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Spot: OH, BOY.
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♪ Everyone
Needs someone ♪
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This is not
making it better.
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♪ A Loyal Companion ♪
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♪ To Share
In life's fun ♪
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You're
killing me here.
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♪ For A Day
At the park ♪
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♪ Or A Game
Of leap frog ♪
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Sing it with me, spot.
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I thought
you'd never ask.
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♪ A Friend Needs A Friend ♪
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♪ A Boy Needs A Dog ♪
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Leonard! Come on,
lenny-bones, hop in!
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Let's skit-skat-skedoodle!
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Florida's not gonna
come to us, you know?
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Mwah!
259
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Bye, spotty-wots!
Be a good doggie!
260
00:09:44,160 --> 00:09:46,680
(Vroom, Screech)
261
00:09:46,760 --> 00:09:49,800
(Sad Violin playing)
262
00:09:51,080 --> 00:09:52,680
Whoa!
263
00:09:52,760 --> 00:09:55,840
(Tires Screeching)
264
00:10:01,040 --> 00:10:04,640
Don't forget your sun block.
265
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Woman on TV: JOHN?
266
00:10:07,080 --> 00:10:08,040
Man on TV: MARCIA?
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00:10:08,080 --> 00:10:09,200
John!
268
00:10:09,240 --> 00:10:10,720
Marcia!
269
00:10:10,800 --> 00:10:11,920
John!
270
00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:13,160
Marcia!
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00:10:13,200 --> 00:10:16,120
Yawn! Mush-a!
272
00:10:16,200 --> 00:10:17,040
John?
273
00:10:17,120 --> 00:10:18,920
Marcia?
(Click)
274
00:10:19,000 --> 00:10:22,880
(Static) You stupid people
with no lives
275
00:10:22,960 --> 00:10:24,880
are watching
the barry anger show!
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00:10:24,960 --> 00:10:25,880
Aah!
Aah!
277
00:10:25,960 --> 00:10:27,880
Hi, I'm barry anger,
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and today on the hot seat,
we have Dr. Ivan krank,
279
00:10:32,160 --> 00:10:36,040
a world-class wacko who--
get this--
280
00:10:36,080 --> 00:10:41,800
claims he can turn animals
into human beings!
281
00:10:41,880 --> 00:10:44,880
Huh? Turn animals
into human beings?
282
00:10:44,920 --> 00:10:46,760
My dream come true!
283
00:10:46,840 --> 00:10:50,680
Oh, now how did this trash
get on my tv?
284
00:10:50,720 --> 00:10:52,280
Where's my clicker?
285
00:10:52,360 --> 00:10:54,320
Oh, for goodness sakes,
where did I put that?
286
00:10:54,400 --> 00:10:55,920
Hey!
(Meow)
287
00:10:55,960 --> 00:11:00,080
Oh, silly me, I must have
left it in the kitchen.
288
00:11:00,120 --> 00:11:03,760
Well, good excuse to get
us all some more yummies!
289
00:11:03,840 --> 00:11:05,240
Moochie poochie!
290
00:11:05,280 --> 00:11:07,160
God love her for the food,
but that woman is definitely
291
00:11:07,240 --> 00:11:09,160
a couple of caraways
short of a seed bell.
292
00:11:09,240 --> 00:11:10,760
Shh! Look!
293
00:11:10,800 --> 00:11:13,080
Direct from Florida,
where the cuckoo nuts grow,
294
00:11:13,160 --> 00:11:17,280
the world's biggest wacko,
Dr. Ivan krank!
295
00:11:17,360 --> 00:11:20,280
I am not a wacko!
296
00:11:20,360 --> 00:11:22,920
I am a man of science,
who has perfected
297
00:11:22,960 --> 00:11:25,200
the neuro-electrical,
photo-pulsar-based
298
00:11:25,280 --> 00:11:28,800
methodology to isolate
the genome on the dna strand
299
00:11:28,880 --> 00:11:32,320
which will allow me
to transform dumb animals
300
00:11:32,400 --> 00:11:35,920
into dumb human beings--
just like you!
301
00:11:35,960 --> 00:11:39,840
Wow, it's
my dream come true!
302
00:11:40,920 --> 00:11:42,040
(Bonk)
303
00:11:42,960 --> 00:11:44,000
(Clap Clap)
304
00:11:44,080 --> 00:11:47,120
Audience:Wacko! Wacko! Wacko!
305
00:11:47,160 --> 00:11:50,000
Wacko! Wacko! Wacko!
306
00:11:50,080 --> 00:11:52,800
No! You are the wackos
307
00:11:52,840 --> 00:11:54,880
if you don't believe
that the possibilities
308
00:11:54,960 --> 00:11:58,800
for change in this world
are infinite!
309
00:11:58,840 --> 00:12:00,240
And I'll prove it!
310
00:12:00,320 --> 00:12:03,960
As soon as I find
the perfect animal subject
311
00:12:04,040 --> 00:12:07,960
to turn into
a real live human being!
312
00:12:08,080 --> 00:12:10,080
Me, Dr. Krank, me!
313
00:12:10,160 --> 00:12:12,760
Hey, smart boy, let me
explain how tv works.
314
00:12:12,800 --> 00:12:15,800
We can hear them,
but they can't hear us.
315
00:12:15,920 --> 00:12:16,800
(Click)
316
00:12:16,920 --> 00:12:17,840
(Snap)
317
00:12:17,920 --> 00:12:19,320
I've got to meet that man.
318
00:12:19,400 --> 00:12:21,400
He's the one chance
I have to finally make
319
00:12:21,480 --> 00:12:24,000
my lifelong dream
come true!
320
00:12:24,080 --> 00:12:26,080
But he's all the way
in Florida
321
00:12:26,160 --> 00:12:29,880
where leonard and his mom
are headed right now!
322
00:12:29,960 --> 00:12:31,840
What a coinkidink.
323
00:12:31,880 --> 00:12:34,040
Coinkidink, Mr. Jolly?
Coinkidink?
324
00:12:34,120 --> 00:12:36,320
That I just happened
to lay on that clicker
325
00:12:36,400 --> 00:12:40,120
and change to that channel
and see that miracle man
326
00:12:40,160 --> 00:12:43,200
who just happens
to live in Florida
327
00:12:43,200 --> 00:12:44,360
where leonard
and his mom
328
00:12:44,440 --> 00:12:47,880
just happen to be
going as we speak?
329
00:12:47,960 --> 00:12:52,400
Coinkidink, Mr. Jolly...
Or fate?
330
00:12:53,920 --> 00:12:56,200
Cover for me with
the pet-sitter, guys.
331
00:12:56,240 --> 00:12:58,920
I'm goin' to Florida!
332
00:12:59,000 --> 00:13:00,080
(Thump)
333
00:13:01,040 --> 00:13:03,040
Aah! Cover with
the pet-sitter?
334
00:13:03,080 --> 00:13:04,400
But how?
We have no experience!
335
00:13:04,480 --> 00:13:06,240
And we have no time
to prepare! Oh, dear me!
336
00:13:06,320 --> 00:13:08,360
Oh, this is bad.
This is very bad.
337
00:13:08,400 --> 00:13:10,080
How will we ever
pull it off? Oh!
338
00:13:10,160 --> 00:13:11,400
♪ La La La La ♪
339
00:13:11,520 --> 00:13:12,400
Ooh!
340
00:13:12,480 --> 00:13:15,880
Oh, mercy, spot!
341
00:13:15,960 --> 00:13:18,840
I almost sat on you!
342
00:13:18,880 --> 00:13:20,200
Do you love mommy?
343
00:13:20,320 --> 00:13:22,040
I think we can
handle it.
344
00:13:23,080 --> 00:13:24,960
(Screech)
345
00:13:25,040 --> 00:13:28,400
(Sniffing)
346
00:13:28,480 --> 00:13:30,080
(Panting)
347
00:13:30,080 --> 00:13:32,240
(Music Playing)
348
00:13:39,400 --> 00:13:41,080
Come on, leonard,
let's play a game.
349
00:13:41,120 --> 00:13:43,360
"20 questions." I'll start.
Here's your hint.
350
00:13:43,400 --> 00:13:45,360
It's someone you love.
351
00:13:46,480 --> 00:13:47,400
(Boing)
352
00:13:47,480 --> 00:13:49,960
What? Spot?
353
00:13:50,040 --> 00:13:51,400
Wow, good guess!
354
00:13:51,440 --> 00:13:54,960
No, I saw him!
With my own eyes!
355
00:13:55,040 --> 00:13:57,320
Oh, you want to play
that game. Ha ha ha!
356
00:13:57,440 --> 00:14:01,200
All righty, I spy
with my little eye--
357
00:14:01,240 --> 00:14:02,240
spot!
358
00:14:02,320 --> 00:14:03,840
No, come on, honey,
359
00:14:03,920 --> 00:14:05,280
spot can't be
the answer every time.
360
00:14:05,320 --> 00:14:07,080
(Dramatic Music playing)
361
00:14:09,200 --> 00:14:11,360
(Vroom)
362
00:14:11,440 --> 00:14:12,960
(Chomp)
363
00:14:16,160 --> 00:14:18,080
Mom, you gotta stop!
364
00:14:18,120 --> 00:14:20,520
Ooh, ooh, you're right.
We do. We need gas.
365
00:14:20,600 --> 00:14:25,120
(Screech)
366
00:14:25,160 --> 00:14:27,920
(Cawing)
367
00:14:27,960 --> 00:14:31,080
Ok, you fill 'er up, sweetie.
I've got to go powder my nose.
368
00:14:31,120 --> 00:14:32,400
Cleanliness is next
to godliness,
369
00:14:32,440 --> 00:14:37,120
but gas station
bathrooms are not.
370
00:14:37,960 --> 00:14:41,200
Spot? Spot?
Where are you?
371
00:14:43,480 --> 00:14:44,400
(Gasps)
372
00:14:44,480 --> 00:14:45,400
(Vroom)
373
00:14:45,480 --> 00:14:49,040
(Crying)
Oh, no...
374
00:14:49,120 --> 00:14:50,240
Lose something, bunky?
375
00:14:50,320 --> 00:14:52,160
Spot! Ha!
376
00:14:52,240 --> 00:14:54,920
You're ok!
I can't believe it!
377
00:14:54,960 --> 00:14:56,920
What are you
doing here?
378
00:14:56,960 --> 00:15:00,560
I had to come, lenny!
How could I stay away?
379
00:15:00,640 --> 00:15:02,520
I just love you so much
380
00:15:02,600 --> 00:15:06,080
and wanted to be
with you so bad.
381
00:15:06,160 --> 00:15:08,440
A friend needs a friend.
382
00:15:08,480 --> 00:15:11,480
(Crying)
A boy needs a dog.
383
00:15:11,560 --> 00:15:14,000
Ok, I also need
a lift to Florida
384
00:15:14,080 --> 00:15:16,320
for my own self-serving
reasons, but why spoil
385
00:15:16,360 --> 00:15:18,400
this beautiful moment
with that?
386
00:15:18,480 --> 00:15:21,960
I love ya!
I want to be with ya!
387
00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:24,160
Mmm, give us
another hug!
388
00:15:24,200 --> 00:15:27,000
Oh, spot, good ol' boy!
389
00:15:27,040 --> 00:15:30,560
Hey, wait a second.
Are you crazy?
390
00:15:30,640 --> 00:15:32,160
You heard what
principal strickler said
391
00:15:32,280 --> 00:15:34,480
about no dogs
in his wentawaygo.
392
00:15:34,520 --> 00:15:37,200
And here comes
my mom right now!
393
00:15:37,280 --> 00:15:39,040
What are
we gonna do, spot?
394
00:15:39,120 --> 00:15:40,200
Spot?
395
00:15:40,240 --> 00:15:42,040
Did you
just say spot?
396
00:15:42,120 --> 00:15:45,200
No, Mrs. Helperman,
he said scott!
397
00:15:45,240 --> 00:15:48,080
As in
scott leadready ii,
398
00:15:48,160 --> 00:15:50,320
your old pal
from back home!
399
00:15:50,360 --> 00:15:52,600
Who'da thunk it and
fancy meeting me here.
400
00:15:52,720 --> 00:15:54,200
He's good.
401
00:15:54,240 --> 00:15:56,560
Oh, scott,
I've missed you.
402
00:15:56,680 --> 00:15:59,320
Really, Mrs. H?
How much?
403
00:15:59,360 --> 00:16:01,040
Enough to take me on
the rest of your trip
404
00:16:01,080 --> 00:16:03,160
to sunny southern
Florida? Heh heh!
405
00:16:03,200 --> 00:16:04,160
Could we, mom?
406
00:16:04,200 --> 00:16:05,560
Well, of course not, honey.
407
00:16:05,600 --> 00:16:07,480
Scott's obviously
traveling with his family.
408
00:16:07,560 --> 00:16:10,360
What family?
Oh! My family!
409
00:16:10,400 --> 00:16:12,480
Sure, I'm traveling
with my family.
410
00:16:12,560 --> 00:16:15,480
My whole family--
mom, sis, grandma,
411
00:16:15,560 --> 00:16:17,560
uncle jojo,
the ventriloquist,
412
00:16:17,600 --> 00:16:19,040
his dummy floyd--
413
00:16:19,160 --> 00:16:22,160
my family!
Ooh, I love 'em!
414
00:16:22,240 --> 00:16:24,120
I love 'em,
but darn the luck,
415
00:16:24,200 --> 00:16:25,120
wouldn't you know,
416
00:16:25,200 --> 00:16:26,240
they can't
go to Florida,
417
00:16:26,320 --> 00:16:28,320
because--
because why?
418
00:16:28,400 --> 00:16:30,320
There's been
an emergency?
419
00:16:30,400 --> 00:16:33,200
Good. I mean,
it's a good emergency.
420
00:16:33,240 --> 00:16:35,080
The kind where
they all have to go home,
421
00:16:35,160 --> 00:16:37,080
but I can still
go to Florida with you.
422
00:16:37,160 --> 00:16:38,280
Which is the good part,
423
00:16:38,360 --> 00:16:40,200
so, come on,
let's hit the road!
424
00:16:40,240 --> 00:16:43,080
Well, hmm, I'd certainly
need to discuss it
425
00:16:43,160 --> 00:16:44,360
with your mother first.
426
00:16:44,400 --> 00:16:47,240
Oy, you don't
make this easy.
427
00:16:47,280 --> 00:16:49,080
She'll meet you
right over there.
428
00:16:49,160 --> 00:16:51,520
She just, uh,has to get dressed.
429
00:16:51,600 --> 00:16:53,520
(Rattling)
430
00:16:53,600 --> 00:16:54,520
(Whoosh)
431
00:16:54,600 --> 00:16:57,120
Ooh, jeez!
432
00:16:57,240 --> 00:17:01,480
What I have to go through
to become a real live boy!
433
00:17:01,560 --> 00:17:03,160
Ooh!
434
00:17:03,240 --> 00:17:05,480
Spot:Why, mary lou helperman!
435
00:17:05,560 --> 00:17:08,160
Hello and halleloo!
436
00:17:08,240 --> 00:17:09,440
Ha ha ha!
437
00:17:09,480 --> 00:17:12,080
If you weren't just
sent from heaven above
438
00:17:12,120 --> 00:17:14,640
to take our dear
little scott to flor--
439
00:17:14,720 --> 00:17:16,400
I'm sorry to interrupt,
Mrs. Leadready,
440
00:17:16,440 --> 00:17:18,160
but do you want to hear
the funniest thing?
441
00:17:18,240 --> 00:17:21,360
I brought that exact
same dress on this trip.
442
00:17:21,440 --> 00:17:24,560
Oh, that is funny.
You're a stitch!
443
00:17:24,640 --> 00:17:27,680
Anyway,
back to poor scott.
444
00:17:27,760 --> 00:17:30,160
He so desperately
wants to go to Florida.
445
00:17:30,240 --> 00:17:32,440
And I believe I packed that
same shade of lipstick, too!
446
00:17:32,480 --> 00:17:34,320
Really?
What a coinkidink!
447
00:17:34,400 --> 00:17:35,560
Anyway,
as I was saying--
448
00:17:35,640 --> 00:17:38,240
and those earrings
look awfully familiar.
449
00:17:38,320 --> 00:17:41,440
Are you gonna take him
or not?! Darlin'.
450
00:17:41,480 --> 00:17:43,040
Well, gee,
451
00:17:43,120 --> 00:17:44,480
shouldn't we check with
the rest of your family?
452
00:17:44,520 --> 00:17:47,360
Oy. The rest of my--
453
00:17:47,440 --> 00:17:49,680
I'll see
who's round the corner!
454
00:17:49,760 --> 00:17:51,280
Yeah, yeah,
I tell ya--
455
00:17:51,320 --> 00:17:52,360
thanks, gals.
456
00:17:52,440 --> 00:17:54,360
(Lisping) Missus,
please take scott
457
00:17:54,440 --> 00:17:56,320
to sunny
southern Florida,
458
00:17:56,360 --> 00:17:58,160
so I can
have some peace
459
00:17:58,240 --> 00:18:01,280
from all his
merciless teasing!
460
00:18:02,440 --> 00:18:05,320
Young lady, I missed
my chance to see Florida
461
00:18:05,400 --> 00:18:07,320
when I was the boy's age,
462
00:18:07,360 --> 00:18:10,520
and look what a bitter old
woman I turned out to be!
463
00:18:10,560 --> 00:18:11,720
You must be scott's--
464
00:18:11,800 --> 00:18:13,600
I can't talk to you!
I'm too bitter!
465
00:18:15,280 --> 00:18:17,480
(Irish Accent)
Hoity-toity-toity-toity-toi.
466
00:18:17,520 --> 00:18:21,200
An' 'tis wishin' I am
that some fine soul
467
00:18:21,280 --> 00:18:23,680
would take me scotty boy
to Florida.
468
00:18:23,760 --> 00:18:25,720
Uncle jojo
the ventriloquist?
469
00:18:25,800 --> 00:18:26,720
'Tis!
470
00:18:26,800 --> 00:18:29,200
And where's
your dummy floyd?
471
00:18:29,280 --> 00:18:31,440
Great St. Patty's
shillelagh!
472
00:18:31,520 --> 00:18:34,360
The little leprechaun must
be around here somewhere.
473
00:18:35,280 --> 00:18:36,320
Ok, you be floyd.
474
00:18:36,360 --> 00:18:38,520
Me? I don't know
what to do!
475
00:18:38,560 --> 00:18:39,760
Just shut up
and act dumb!
476
00:18:39,840 --> 00:18:41,520
What?
Perfect!
477
00:18:41,600 --> 00:18:44,560
Mrs. Helperman,
meet dummy floyd.
478
00:18:44,560 --> 00:18:46,200
Take our scott, please!
479
00:18:46,280 --> 00:18:49,720
Oh, ha ha ha! Ohh,
leonard's gotta see this.
480
00:18:49,800 --> 00:18:51,640
Where'd he go?
And where's scott?
481
00:18:51,720 --> 00:18:54,320
Oh, I'll find 'em,
colleen,
482
00:18:54,400 --> 00:18:57,200
providin' you'll
hie me fine nephew
483
00:18:57,320 --> 00:18:58,720
to fair Florida.
484
00:18:58,800 --> 00:19:00,280
Well, of course,
I'll take him!
485
00:19:00,360 --> 00:19:02,360
I've been planning
to take him all along.
486
00:19:02,400 --> 00:19:04,200
And you couldn't
have just said that
487
00:19:04,240 --> 00:19:06,240
to the lady in
the flowery dress?
488
00:19:06,280 --> 00:19:09,800
Saints preserve us!
Say good-bye, floyd!
489
00:19:09,920 --> 00:19:11,440
Top o'
the mornin' to ya!
490
00:19:11,520 --> 00:19:16,400
Hey, I do the cliched
irish dialogue around here.
491
00:19:17,760 --> 00:19:19,560
So, whassup?
So, whassup?
492
00:19:19,680 --> 00:19:21,280
Well, scott, it looks like
493
00:19:21,360 --> 00:19:22,840
you're coming with us
to Florida!
494
00:19:22,920 --> 00:19:24,400
Yes!
Yes!
495
00:19:25,720 --> 00:19:29,560
I'm on my way
to Florida!
496
00:19:29,600 --> 00:19:31,600
Come on, everyone!
Time's a-wastin'!
497
00:19:31,640 --> 00:19:33,720
Let's hit the road
and sing a song about it!
498
00:19:33,760 --> 00:19:36,440
What is it with
this family and singing?
499
00:19:36,480 --> 00:19:39,440
I'm starting to feel
von trapped.
500
00:19:41,480 --> 00:19:42,840
(Vroom, Screech)
501
00:19:42,920 --> 00:19:45,640
♪ There's A Whole Bunch
Of world in our backyard ♪
502
00:19:45,720 --> 00:19:49,280
All: ♪ AN AWFUL LOT
Of world to see ♪
503
00:19:49,360 --> 00:19:51,800
♪ Alabama, Alaska,
Arizona, Arkansas ♪
504
00:19:51,920 --> 00:19:54,600
♪ And Now The States
That start with "c" and "d" ♪
505
00:19:54,640 --> 00:19:57,600
♪ California, Colorado,
And Connecticut ♪
506
00:19:57,640 --> 00:19:59,600
♪ Dear Delaware,
The very first state ♪
507
00:19:59,640 --> 00:20:00,840
♪ Ohh ♪
508
00:20:00,920 --> 00:20:03,600
♪ Florida And Georgia,
Hawaii, Idaho ♪
509
00:20:03,680 --> 00:20:06,640
♪ Where They Grow
A lot of trout and potato ♪
510
00:20:06,720 --> 00:20:09,440
♪ Right Smack In The Middle,
Little Illinois ♪
511
00:20:09,520 --> 00:20:11,840
♪ Indiana And Iowa, Too ♪
512
00:20:11,920 --> 00:20:14,800
♪ There's Kansas And Kentucky,
And way down south ♪
513
00:20:14,840 --> 00:20:17,840
♪ Louisiana Is Shaped
Like a shoe ♪
514
00:20:17,920 --> 00:20:21,320
Spot: ♪ AND STILL A LOT
Of states to do, whew! ♪
515
00:20:21,360 --> 00:20:23,720
♪ 8 States Start With "M",
Now let's name them ♪
516
00:20:23,800 --> 00:20:26,600
♪ Maine, Maryland,
And massachoooo-setts ♪
517
00:20:26,640 --> 00:20:29,280
♪ Mich, Minneso,
Mississipp, show me mo ♪
518
00:20:29,320 --> 00:20:31,760
♪ Montana, Now We're More
Than halfway through ♪
519
00:20:31,800 --> 00:20:34,760
♪ Nebraska, Nevada,
AND THE "NEW"s ♪
520
00:20:34,800 --> 00:20:37,400
♪ Hampshire, Jersey,
Mexico, and york ♪
521
00:20:37,480 --> 00:20:39,760
♪ NOW THE "NORTH"s,
Carolina and dakota ♪
522
00:20:39,840 --> 00:20:42,520
♪ Where Sacajawea
Guided lewis and clark ♪
523
00:20:42,600 --> 00:20:45,360
♪ Ohio, Oklahoma,
And Oregon ♪
524
00:20:45,440 --> 00:20:47,880
♪ Pennsylvania, Where They
Wrote the constitution ♪
525
00:20:47,960 --> 00:20:50,480
♪ Little Rhode Island
And South Carolina ♪
526
00:20:50,560 --> 00:20:53,360
♪ Where The Rebels Tried
To start a revolution ♪
527
00:20:53,440 --> 00:20:55,680
♪ South Dakota, Tennessee,
And next to mexico ♪
528
00:20:55,760 --> 00:20:58,400
♪ Texas, Where They Have
A lot of cows ♪
529
00:20:58,480 --> 00:21:00,760
♪ Utah, Green Vermont,
And old virginny ♪
530
00:21:00,840 --> 00:21:03,520
♪ Where George Washington
Took his first bow, wow! ♪
531
00:21:03,560 --> 00:21:05,640
♪ We're All The Way
To "w" now ♪
532
00:21:05,680 --> 00:21:08,520
♪ Washington,
West Virginia and Wisconsin ♪
533
00:21:08,560 --> 00:21:10,640
♪ I Don't Know How Much
Higher I can sing ♪
534
00:21:10,680 --> 00:21:12,360
(All Breathe deeply)
535
00:21:12,440 --> 00:21:14,680
♪ But That's Ok
'Cause we've gone
all the way ♪
536
00:21:14,720 --> 00:21:16,960
♪ From Alabama To Wyoming ♪
537
00:21:17,040 --> 00:21:21,840
♪ From Alabama
To Wyomi-i-i-ing ♪
538
00:21:21,880 --> 00:21:22,840
Spot: ♪ HEY! ♪
539
00:21:22,880 --> 00:21:25,000
(Thunder)
540
00:21:26,800 --> 00:21:27,880
Gee...
541
00:21:27,920 --> 00:21:29,920
I was sure the map
said sunny Florida
542
00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:32,720
was around here
somewhere.
543
00:21:33,880 --> 00:21:35,360
Leonard: WOW!
544
00:21:35,440 --> 00:21:36,640
Oh, here it is!
545
00:21:36,720 --> 00:21:38,600
Ha ha ha ha!
546
00:21:38,680 --> 00:21:40,480
(Squawk)
547
00:21:40,560 --> 00:21:42,400
Aah!
Ha ha ha!
548
00:21:42,480 --> 00:21:43,720
Oh!
Aaaah!
549
00:21:43,800 --> 00:21:45,960
(Latin Music playing)
550
00:21:52,640 --> 00:21:55,400
Aaaah! Aaah! Aaah!
551
00:21:55,480 --> 00:21:56,600
Ha!
552
00:21:59,680 --> 00:22:01,600
Ha ha ha!
553
00:22:01,680 --> 00:22:03,000
(Thud)
554
00:22:03,080 --> 00:22:04,520
Ahh.
555
00:22:04,560 --> 00:22:05,920
I could get used
to this.
556
00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:07,680
Oh, no, but I can't.
557
00:22:07,760 --> 00:22:08,960
I'll be late
for the first round
558
00:22:09,040 --> 00:22:10,640
of the teacher of
the year competition.
559
00:22:10,720 --> 00:22:12,040
Have fun
on the beach, boys.
560
00:22:12,080 --> 00:22:13,720
Stay near the lifeguard.
Meet me at the wentawaygo
561
00:22:13,760 --> 00:22:14,960
for dinner
at 6:00 sharp!
562
00:22:15,040 --> 00:22:16,720
Reapply your sunblock
every 2 hours!
563
00:22:16,760 --> 00:22:18,840
Don't go in the water for at
least half an hour after you--
564
00:22:18,920 --> 00:22:19,960
mom!
565
00:22:20,040 --> 00:22:21,960
Ok, just
wish me luck!
566
00:22:22,040 --> 00:22:24,440
Luck!
Luck!
567
00:22:24,480 --> 00:22:25,640
All right,
she's gone.
568
00:22:25,720 --> 00:22:27,520
We've got the whole day
to ourselves.
569
00:22:27,600 --> 00:22:31,600
Leonard, I think to make
somebody's dream come true.
570
00:22:31,640 --> 00:22:33,440
Way ahead of you, pal.
571
00:22:33,520 --> 00:22:34,960
Fetch!
Spot: EXCUSE ME?
572
00:22:35,040 --> 00:22:36,720
That's my dream.
You know,
573
00:22:36,760 --> 00:22:39,800
a guy and his dog,
the beach, the stick,
574
00:22:39,920 --> 00:22:42,760
the waves, the water.
575
00:22:42,800 --> 00:22:44,720
Spot: UH, LEONARD,
576
00:22:44,800 --> 00:22:47,480
I think we haveslightly different dreams.
577
00:22:47,560 --> 00:22:49,680
We do?
What's your dream?
578
00:22:49,800 --> 00:22:51,600
Well, heh heh heh,
579
00:22:51,720 --> 00:22:53,880
I guess maybe I should've
mentioned it earlier,
580
00:22:53,960 --> 00:22:55,880
but see,
there was this...
581
00:22:55,960 --> 00:22:56,960
(Waves Crash)
582
00:22:57,040 --> 00:22:58,560
...And changed
to that...
583
00:22:58,640 --> 00:22:59,640
(Music Blaring)
584
00:22:59,720 --> 00:23:00,960
...And concerned...
585
00:23:01,040 --> 00:23:02,640
(Bird Squawk,
horn blows)
586
00:23:02,720 --> 00:23:05,760
And that's the real reason
I had to come to Florida.
587
00:23:05,800 --> 00:23:07,760
Oh. I get it.
588
00:23:07,800 --> 00:23:10,440
I thought you came
to be with me,
589
00:23:10,480 --> 00:23:12,840
but you really just
came for the ride.
590
00:23:12,920 --> 00:23:15,040
No, I did come
to be with you...
591
00:23:15,120 --> 00:23:16,920
And for the ride.
592
00:23:16,960 --> 00:23:18,720
Aw, please, lenny!
593
00:23:18,800 --> 00:23:21,680
I gotta have a shot
at my dream.
594
00:23:21,760 --> 00:23:22,800
I don't know.
595
00:23:22,880 --> 00:23:24,640
It all sounds
so wacko.
596
00:23:24,720 --> 00:23:26,800
Anyway, you're not
supposed to be a boy.
597
00:23:26,880 --> 00:23:28,640
You're supposed
to be my dog.
598
00:23:28,720 --> 00:23:29,840
(Whimpering)
599
00:23:29,880 --> 00:23:31,680
Oh, don't give me
the eyes.
600
00:23:31,760 --> 00:23:34,040
No, not the sad
walk away.
601
00:23:34,120 --> 00:23:35,680
Forget it. No.
602
00:23:35,720 --> 00:23:37,800
(Whimpering)
603
00:23:37,840 --> 00:23:39,680
Oh, all right.
604
00:23:39,760 --> 00:23:41,840
We'll find
this Dr. Krank guy.
605
00:23:41,880 --> 00:23:43,840
But as soon as you see
that I'm right
606
00:23:43,920 --> 00:23:45,000
and he's nuts,
607
00:23:45,080 --> 00:23:46,800
we'll march
right back here,
608
00:23:46,840 --> 00:23:48,840
you'll be a dog,
I'll throw a stick,
609
00:23:48,920 --> 00:23:51,640
and we'll make
my summer dream come true!
610
00:23:52,840 --> 00:23:54,920
(Ptoo)
Good boy.
611
00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:56,480
Woman on TV:Juan.
612
00:23:56,520 --> 00:23:57,800
Man on TV:Marcia.
613
00:23:57,840 --> 00:23:59,680
(Crying)Juan!
614
00:23:59,720 --> 00:24:01,680
(Crying)Marcia!
615
00:24:01,760 --> 00:24:04,680
(Sobbing)
Oh, the pathos and agony
616
00:24:04,760 --> 00:24:09,680
of 2 beautifully
coiffed people in love!
617
00:24:09,760 --> 00:24:11,880
Yeah, yeah,
been there, seen that.
618
00:24:11,960 --> 00:24:13,760
What else is on?
619
00:24:15,200 --> 00:24:18,960
Today, a barry anger showexclusive follow-up...
620
00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:26,040
We return the spotlight
to that wacko scientist
621
00:24:26,080 --> 00:24:28,880
who claims
he can turn animals human--
622
00:24:28,920 --> 00:24:30,720
Dr. Ivan krank!
623
00:24:30,800 --> 00:24:33,880
All: WACKO, WACKO, WACKO!
624
00:24:33,920 --> 00:24:35,880
Jolly, that's the guy
spot went to see!
625
00:24:35,960 --> 00:24:38,080
But why is barry anger
returning the spotlight
626
00:24:38,080 --> 00:24:39,720
to that wacko?
627
00:24:39,800 --> 00:24:42,880
Why, you ask,
am I returning my spotlight
628
00:24:42,960 --> 00:24:44,600
to that wacko?
629
00:24:44,680 --> 00:24:46,080
I'll let officer white
630
00:24:46,160 --> 00:24:49,560
of the okeebachokee bureau
of animal safety explain.
631
00:24:49,640 --> 00:24:53,000
Dr. Ivan krank
is a dangerous fraud.
632
00:24:53,080 --> 00:24:56,640
His experiments did not
turn animals human at all.
633
00:24:56,720 --> 00:24:59,640
They turned them into
hideous, weird mutations
634
00:24:59,720 --> 00:25:01,120
like this!
635
00:25:01,200 --> 00:25:02,760
Aaah!
Ohhh!
636
00:25:02,840 --> 00:25:04,600
We have to go
to Florida!
637
00:25:04,640 --> 00:25:05,800
Why?
638
00:25:05,880 --> 00:25:08,720
To keep spot from
being turned into that!
639
00:25:08,760 --> 00:25:10,120
Ohhh!
640
00:25:10,200 --> 00:25:12,120
This is no time
to stand around
641
00:25:12,240 --> 00:25:14,760
screaming silently.
Come on!
642
00:25:14,840 --> 00:25:17,600
Florida?!
Florida's outside!
643
00:25:17,680 --> 00:25:19,120
I'm an indoor kitty.
644
00:25:19,160 --> 00:25:22,080
I'm s-s-scared
of the o-o-outside.
645
00:25:22,120 --> 00:25:23,760
Snap out of it,
hairball!
646
00:25:23,840 --> 00:25:25,120
Come on,
dry those whiskers
647
00:25:25,200 --> 00:25:26,760
and listen to me!
648
00:25:27,800 --> 00:25:28,960
♪ You Gotta Believe ♪
649
00:25:29,000 --> 00:25:30,960
♪ You Gotta Be Strong ♪
650
00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:32,960
♪ You Gotta
Sharpen your claws ♪
651
00:25:33,000 --> 00:25:35,840
♪ Fluff Up Your Tail,
And sing this fighting song ♪
652
00:25:35,920 --> 00:25:38,880
♪ Small But Mighty,
Small but mighty ♪
653
00:25:38,960 --> 00:25:40,760
♪ When You're Powerful
And wise ♪
654
00:25:40,800 --> 00:25:42,640
♪ You Can Rise
Above any size ♪
655
00:25:42,680 --> 00:25:44,600
♪ If You Belittle
Being little ♪
656
00:25:44,640 --> 00:25:46,040
♪ Then Your Quest
Is doomed to fail ♪
657
00:25:46,120 --> 00:25:48,040
♪ But When You're Small
But mighty ♪
658
00:25:48,120 --> 00:25:49,720
♪ The Mighty
Shall prevail ♪
659
00:25:49,800 --> 00:25:51,800
♪ You Gotta Persist ♪
♪ I Gotta Persist? ♪
660
00:25:51,840 --> 00:25:53,800
♪ Never Say Die ♪
♪ Never Say Die? ♪
661
00:25:53,880 --> 00:25:55,720
♪ You Gotta Be Fast
And fearless now ♪
662
00:25:55,800 --> 00:25:57,120
♪ And Follow
This battle cry ♪
663
00:25:57,200 --> 00:25:59,560
All: ♪ SMALL BUT MIGHTY ♪
664
00:25:59,640 --> 00:26:00,920
♪ Small But Mighty ♪
665
00:26:00,960 --> 00:26:02,800
♪ When You're Powerful
And wise ♪
666
00:26:02,880 --> 00:26:04,800
♪ You Can Rise
Above any size ♪
667
00:26:04,880 --> 00:26:06,680
♪ If You Belittle
Being little ♪
668
00:26:06,760 --> 00:26:08,640
♪ Then Your Quest
Is doomed to fail ♪
669
00:26:08,680 --> 00:26:10,160
♪ When You're Small
But mighty ♪
670
00:26:10,240 --> 00:26:12,000
♪ Small
But mighty ♪
671
00:26:12,080 --> 00:26:14,640
♪ When You're Small
But mighty ♪
672
00:26:14,720 --> 00:26:18,160
♪ The Mighty Shall Prevail ♪
673
00:26:18,240 --> 00:26:19,920
Onward!
674
00:26:23,240 --> 00:26:24,880
(Sizzling)
675
00:26:27,840 --> 00:26:31,640
Are you sure you got
Dr. Krank's address right?
676
00:26:32,680 --> 00:26:34,960
Yeah, 666.
677
00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:37,840
Wait! Look!
678
00:26:39,960 --> 00:26:41,960
Both: WOW.
679
00:26:48,800 --> 00:26:50,720
Look at all
the high-techy-tech!
680
00:26:50,800 --> 00:26:53,280
Ah ha ha!
I can't stand it!
681
00:26:53,360 --> 00:26:56,160
♪ I'm Gonna Be A Boy ♪
682
00:26:56,200 --> 00:26:57,800
(Honk)
Ooh!
683
00:26:58,840 --> 00:27:00,040
(Fweep)
684
00:27:00,080 --> 00:27:01,960
Spot: 665?
685
00:27:02,040 --> 00:27:04,800
Oh, it must be the next one
down that-a-way.
686
00:27:07,080 --> 00:27:08,240
Heh heh heh.
687
00:27:08,320 --> 00:27:11,720
Florida--
land of surprises.
688
00:27:11,800 --> 00:27:14,800
Trust me, fellas.
It's a great gig.
689
00:27:14,880 --> 00:27:16,120
24-Hour a day soaps,
690
00:27:16,240 --> 00:27:17,720
all the food
you can eat--
691
00:27:17,800 --> 00:27:19,720
where else are you gonna
get a deal like that?
692
00:27:19,800 --> 00:27:21,000
(All Mutter "I don't know")
693
00:27:23,240 --> 00:27:24,680
Oh, spot!
694
00:27:24,720 --> 00:27:26,240
And pretty boy!
695
00:27:26,280 --> 00:27:28,080
And Mr. Jolly!
696
00:27:28,160 --> 00:27:29,920
Come on in, boys.
697
00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:32,880
There's fresh food
in the kitchen.
698
00:27:32,880 --> 00:27:34,200
Her heart's in
the right place,
699
00:27:34,240 --> 00:27:36,800
but, boy, could she use
a new set of bifocals.
700
00:27:36,880 --> 00:27:39,080
Come on, jolly,
let's roll.
701
00:27:39,160 --> 00:27:41,880
(Whimpering)
Are we there yet?
702
00:27:41,920 --> 00:27:42,880
Oh!
703
00:27:42,920 --> 00:27:44,200
Small but mighty.
704
00:27:44,240 --> 00:27:46,200
Say it with me, baby!
705
00:27:46,240 --> 00:27:48,240
(Screeching)
706
00:27:55,920 --> 00:27:57,880
(Spot Reading)
707
00:28:04,400 --> 00:28:07,760
Spot: WELL,He means business.
708
00:28:13,160 --> 00:28:14,880
This can't be it.
709
00:28:14,960 --> 00:28:17,720
Dr. Krank:
This is it!
710
00:28:17,760 --> 00:28:20,240
After this
experiment succeeds,
711
00:28:20,280 --> 00:28:22,840
the world
will never again
712
00:28:22,920 --> 00:28:25,120
call me wacko!
713
00:28:25,160 --> 00:28:26,320
(Teeth Chattering)
714
00:28:26,400 --> 00:28:30,280
And that
includes you...
715
00:28:30,360 --> 00:28:33,080
Mommy!
716
00:28:35,360 --> 00:28:36,320
Uhh!
717
00:28:36,440 --> 00:28:38,120
(Click)
718
00:28:40,320 --> 00:28:41,960
(Humming)
719
00:28:42,040 --> 00:28:42,960
(Zap)
720
00:28:43,040 --> 00:28:44,960
I have done it!
721
00:28:45,040 --> 00:28:48,080
Success, at long last!
722
00:28:48,160 --> 00:28:51,280
I have taken a frog,
and made it...
723
00:28:51,320 --> 00:28:53,040
Moo.
724
00:28:53,120 --> 00:28:54,280
(Plink)
(Plink)
725
00:28:54,320 --> 00:28:58,160
I have failed again.
726
00:28:59,240 --> 00:29:02,040
See? He's nuts.
It doesn't work.
727
00:29:02,120 --> 00:29:03,320
Come on, let's go.
728
00:29:03,360 --> 00:29:05,840
Well, of course it
doesn't work on a frog.
729
00:29:05,880 --> 00:29:08,200
Hello? It's
a lower life form.
730
00:29:08,280 --> 00:29:09,360
Moo.
731
00:29:09,440 --> 00:29:10,920
No offense.
732
00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:11,960
None taken.
733
00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:14,800
Dennis! Adele!
734
00:29:15,840 --> 00:29:18,160
Get in here now
and help me destroy
735
00:29:18,240 --> 00:29:21,000
this stupid,
worthless machine!
736
00:29:21,080 --> 00:29:24,840
Don't call it stupid,
daddy.
737
00:29:24,880 --> 00:29:26,840
You made us with it.
738
00:29:26,880 --> 00:29:28,880
And where is
the glory in that?
739
00:29:28,960 --> 00:29:30,920
And don't call me
daddy!
740
00:29:31,040 --> 00:29:33,200
You are not
my children.
741
00:29:33,240 --> 00:29:34,880
You're nothing
but a couple
742
00:29:34,960 --> 00:29:36,880
of mutant
swamp creatures
743
00:29:36,960 --> 00:29:38,280
who do nothing
but remind me
744
00:29:38,360 --> 00:29:40,040
of my life
of failure!
745
00:29:40,080 --> 00:29:41,360
Just 'cause you're
having a bad day,
746
00:29:41,440 --> 00:29:44,320
is it really necessary
to dump on everyone else?
747
00:29:44,360 --> 00:29:46,440
Yes, we may be
failures,
748
00:29:46,520 --> 00:29:50,200
but we're failures
who love you.
749
00:29:50,240 --> 00:29:52,960
Out of my way,
you walking handbag!
750
00:29:53,040 --> 00:29:54,160
(Ptoo)
751
00:29:54,200 --> 00:29:56,200
Spot: UM, HELLO?
752
00:29:56,240 --> 00:29:57,200
Who is that?
753
00:29:57,240 --> 00:29:58,880
Heh.
754
00:29:58,960 --> 00:30:01,400
Jeez, he looked
a lot shorter on tv.
755
00:30:01,480 --> 00:30:03,160
Maybe it's the ax.
756
00:30:03,200 --> 00:30:05,280
Allow me
to introduce myself.
757
00:30:05,360 --> 00:30:07,440
I am
scott leadready ii,
758
00:30:07,520 --> 00:30:09,200
your newest subject.
759
00:30:09,240 --> 00:30:11,400
The one that's
finally going to work!
760
00:30:11,480 --> 00:30:15,240
Dare you torment
an old man?
761
00:30:15,320 --> 00:30:17,920
You cannot help me!
Aah!
762
00:30:18,040 --> 00:30:21,320
You're nothing but
a worthless boy!
763
00:30:21,400 --> 00:30:23,480
You're wrong, Dr. Krank.
764
00:30:23,560 --> 00:30:27,120
I am a dog who wants
to be a worthless boy.
765
00:30:27,200 --> 00:30:30,240
I mean, who wants
to be a boy.
766
00:30:30,280 --> 00:30:32,040
(Panting)
767
00:30:32,080 --> 00:30:34,040
Good lord,
I was totally fooled.
768
00:30:34,080 --> 00:30:36,080
Don't worry.
Happens all the time.
769
00:30:36,120 --> 00:30:38,480
Now, here's your problem
as I see it, doc.
770
00:30:38,560 --> 00:30:41,120
While your theories
are scientifically sound
771
00:30:41,200 --> 00:30:43,280
and your equipment
technically flawless,
772
00:30:43,280 --> 00:30:45,320
you keep hitting
a failure point
773
00:30:45,400 --> 00:30:47,200
when it comes
to the selection
774
00:30:47,280 --> 00:30:48,400
of your
subjects.
775
00:30:48,440 --> 00:30:50,360
See, you've been
experimenting
776
00:30:50,440 --> 00:30:53,240
on swamp
creatures,
777
00:30:53,280 --> 00:30:55,400
insects, and,
uh, reptiles.
778
00:30:55,440 --> 00:30:58,280
And all-ee-gators!
779
00:30:58,360 --> 00:31:01,280
All-ee-gators
are reptiles.
780
00:31:02,320 --> 00:31:03,400
Proceed.
781
00:31:03,440 --> 00:31:06,280
Mm-hmm. But
the fact is, Dr. Krank,
782
00:31:06,320 --> 00:31:08,160
if you want
to make a man,
783
00:31:08,240 --> 00:31:10,000
you've got to start
with a mammal!
784
00:31:10,080 --> 00:31:13,120
Yes. Of course.
It's so simple,
785
00:31:13,200 --> 00:31:16,240
and yet so utterly
brilliant!
786
00:31:16,280 --> 00:31:17,520
Ha ha ha!
787
00:31:17,600 --> 00:31:19,360
(Sighs)
I wish I had a nickel
788
00:31:19,440 --> 00:31:21,280
for every time
I've heard that.
789
00:31:21,360 --> 00:31:24,960
I shall give you
a nickel...
790
00:31:25,040 --> 00:31:27,520
If you will be
my mammal.
791
00:31:27,600 --> 00:31:29,520
I'll take it!
792
00:31:29,600 --> 00:31:33,120
Then I shall
make you a boy.
793
00:31:33,120 --> 00:31:34,480
Oh, boy!
794
00:31:34,520 --> 00:31:36,160
Oh, no!
795
00:31:36,200 --> 00:31:37,440
Spot, this is wrong.
796
00:31:37,480 --> 00:31:39,440
This is goingagainst nature.
797
00:31:39,480 --> 00:31:41,040
Nature? Feh!
798
00:31:41,120 --> 00:31:43,240
I am a man
of science!
799
00:31:43,320 --> 00:31:45,160
You're a wacko
of science!
800
00:31:45,200 --> 00:31:47,000
Who do you think
you are?
801
00:31:47,080 --> 00:31:50,000
I'll tell you
who I am.
802
00:31:50,040 --> 00:31:51,400
Or, better yet,
I'll sing it!
803
00:31:51,480 --> 00:31:52,480
Maestro,
804
00:31:52,560 --> 00:31:55,480
a tango,
if you please.
805
00:31:55,520 --> 00:31:58,400
(Tango Playing)
806
00:31:58,480 --> 00:32:00,400
♪ I Was Born With A Brain ♪
807
00:32:00,520 --> 00:32:02,280
♪ That Could Not
Be contained ♪
808
00:32:02,320 --> 00:32:04,200
♪ So They Tortured
And teased me ♪
809
00:32:04,280 --> 00:32:05,440
♪ And Called Me Insane ♪
810
00:32:05,520 --> 00:32:07,160
♪ It Was Bad, Very Bad ♪
811
00:32:07,280 --> 00:32:09,000
♪ Even Mom Called Me Mad ♪
812
00:32:09,040 --> 00:32:11,440
♪ Any Child Would Go Wild
From the pain ♪
813
00:32:11,520 --> 00:32:15,440
♪ Raised On Rage
And defiance ♪
814
00:32:15,520 --> 00:32:19,120
♪ I Turned My Cerebrum
To science ♪
815
00:32:19,200 --> 00:32:22,160
♪ I Tinkered And Toiled
Until my beakers all boiled ♪
816
00:32:22,200 --> 00:32:25,360
♪ And I Built
This amazing appliance ♪
817
00:32:25,440 --> 00:32:27,440
♪ Now The Whole World
Will see ♪
818
00:32:27,520 --> 00:32:29,160
♪ The Genius In Me ♪
819
00:32:29,200 --> 00:32:31,480
♪ While I Stand On
The shoulders of giants ♪
820
00:32:31,520 --> 00:32:33,360
♪ Ha Ha Ha! ♪
821
00:32:33,400 --> 00:32:37,080
♪ I Am I, Ivan Krank ♪
822
00:32:37,160 --> 00:32:40,200
♪ Just A Man
Way ahead of his time ♪
823
00:32:40,240 --> 00:32:43,320
♪ Allow Me To Be Frank ♪
824
00:32:43,360 --> 00:32:47,240
♪ I'm Much Hipper Than
Old Dr. Frankenstein ♪
825
00:32:47,360 --> 00:32:50,040
♪ I Am I, Ivan Krank ♪
826
00:32:50,080 --> 00:32:54,240
♪ And You May Call Me
Wacko or weird ♪
827
00:32:54,280 --> 00:32:56,040
♪ But You'll Have Me
To thank ♪
828
00:32:56,160 --> 00:32:57,560
♪ When This Pup
That you've reared ♪
829
00:32:57,600 --> 00:33:01,080
♪ Is No Longer Wet-nosed,
Waggy-tailed, or dog-eared ♪
830
00:33:01,120 --> 00:33:02,560
♪ He'll Be Human,
Like you, man ♪
831
00:33:02,600 --> 00:33:04,400
♪ The World
Will all cheer ♪
832
00:33:04,440 --> 00:33:07,280
♪ For The Genius
That is I ♪
833
00:33:07,360 --> 00:33:09,320
♪ Ivan Krank ♪
834
00:33:11,160 --> 00:33:12,400
Let the neuro exchange
835
00:33:12,440 --> 00:33:14,400
animal transformation
operation--
836
00:33:14,440 --> 00:33:16,240
or NE.A.T.O.
For short--
837
00:33:16,320 --> 00:33:17,400
not to be confused
838
00:33:17,440 --> 00:33:18,640
with that stupid
teacher award--
839
00:33:18,720 --> 00:33:19,640
begin!
840
00:33:19,720 --> 00:33:21,520
(Rock Music playing)
841
00:33:23,240 --> 00:33:25,520
(Power Starts)
842
00:33:25,600 --> 00:33:27,600
No-o-o-o-o!
843
00:33:27,680 --> 00:33:28,640
(Zap)
844
00:33:28,720 --> 00:33:30,520
(Electricity Surging)
845
00:33:34,280 --> 00:33:35,280
(Chimes)
846
00:33:35,360 --> 00:33:37,120
Leonard:Spot, this is wrong!
847
00:33:37,200 --> 00:33:39,520
(Indistinct Echoing voices)
848
00:33:39,600 --> 00:33:42,440
Leonard: YOU'RESupposed to be my dog.
849
00:33:43,760 --> 00:33:47,160
Then I shall
make you a boy.
850
00:33:47,240 --> 00:33:48,440
(Echoes)
851
00:33:48,480 --> 00:33:50,240
(Heart Beating)
852
00:33:50,280 --> 00:33:51,360
(Gasps)
853
00:33:51,440 --> 00:33:55,360
Oh, it's alive.
854
00:33:55,440 --> 00:33:58,240
It's alive!
855
00:33:58,280 --> 00:34:00,280
That's a good start!
856
00:34:00,320 --> 00:34:02,040
Dennis! Adele!
857
00:34:02,120 --> 00:34:03,400
Remove the bandages,
858
00:34:03,440 --> 00:34:05,120
and let us witness...
859
00:34:05,160 --> 00:34:08,400
What I hath wrought!
860
00:34:10,120 --> 00:34:12,120
(Gasps)
Mein gott in himmel.
861
00:34:12,160 --> 00:34:13,160
Whoa.
862
00:34:13,280 --> 00:34:14,640
Daddy did it!
863
00:34:14,720 --> 00:34:16,560
Spot: I GOTTA SEE!
864
00:34:16,640 --> 00:34:19,680
I'm a boy! I'm a boy!
865
00:34:19,760 --> 00:34:23,480
I'm a really big boy.
866
00:34:23,560 --> 00:34:26,160
You're not
a boy, scott.
867
00:34:26,240 --> 00:34:27,400
You're a man.
868
00:34:27,480 --> 00:34:29,280
I'm a man?
869
00:34:29,320 --> 00:34:30,680
I don't understand.
870
00:34:30,760 --> 00:34:33,600
How could I be
a man?
871
00:34:33,640 --> 00:34:36,200
Great balls
of kibble!
872
00:34:36,280 --> 00:34:38,720
I forgot
all about dog time!
873
00:34:38,800 --> 00:34:40,160
That's right!
874
00:34:40,240 --> 00:34:43,160
One human year
equals seven dog years.
875
00:34:43,200 --> 00:34:44,600
That would make you...
876
00:34:44,680 --> 00:34:46,160
Don't do the math.
877
00:34:46,200 --> 00:34:49,160
(Grunting)
878
00:34:49,240 --> 00:34:52,600
Uh, it's not exactly
what I had planned,
879
00:34:52,680 --> 00:34:54,520
but I'm human,
880
00:34:54,560 --> 00:34:57,600
and that's nothing
to shake your tail at.
881
00:34:57,680 --> 00:34:59,360
How can I thank you?
882
00:34:59,440 --> 00:35:01,280
Oh, it will be
thanks enough
883
00:35:01,360 --> 00:35:03,320
that you spend
the rest of your life
884
00:35:03,360 --> 00:35:05,320
traveling around
the world with me
885
00:35:05,360 --> 00:35:08,240
as living proof
of my genius!
886
00:35:08,320 --> 00:35:11,200
Ah. Well, uh, gee,
887
00:35:11,280 --> 00:35:12,680
fun as that sounds
for me,
888
00:35:12,720 --> 00:35:14,720
I'm afraid
I'm gonna have to pass.
889
00:35:14,800 --> 00:35:17,200
I can't spend the rest
of my life with you.
890
00:35:17,280 --> 00:35:19,440
I--i--i live
with this guy...
891
00:35:19,520 --> 00:35:21,760
At his house, in his room.
892
00:35:21,840 --> 00:35:23,520
I sleep on the bottom bunk.
893
00:35:23,600 --> 00:35:26,280
Heh. Although, now that
I'm a big, grown man
894
00:35:26,360 --> 00:35:29,240
with knuckle hair and--
uhh--lower back pain,
895
00:35:29,320 --> 00:35:31,680
that may present
a slight problem.
896
00:35:32,880 --> 00:35:35,400
But we'll cross that bridge
when we come to it.
897
00:35:35,480 --> 00:35:36,440
Let's go, leonard!
898
00:35:36,520 --> 00:35:37,560
No!
899
00:35:37,600 --> 00:35:39,640
Aah!
900
00:35:39,720 --> 00:35:41,560
(Clanging)
901
00:35:42,520 --> 00:35:43,720
You're not
going anywhere,
902
00:35:43,760 --> 00:35:46,280
my precious man.
903
00:35:46,360 --> 00:35:48,240
I made you, I own you.
904
00:35:48,320 --> 00:35:50,480
You're mine!
Come, dennis, adele!
905
00:35:50,560 --> 00:35:52,320
We must begin
making plans
906
00:35:52,400 --> 00:35:56,560
for the ivan krank
world vindication tour!
907
00:35:56,600 --> 00:35:58,560
First
the united nations,
908
00:35:58,600 --> 00:36:00,280
then my high school
reunion.
909
00:36:00,360 --> 00:36:01,520
(Music Playing)
910
00:36:01,560 --> 00:36:02,840
No, wait!
911
00:36:02,920 --> 00:36:04,560
(Struggling)
912
00:36:04,680 --> 00:36:05,720
Nuts!
913
00:36:05,760 --> 00:36:07,600
Over here!
914
00:36:07,680 --> 00:36:09,600
(Struggling)
915
00:36:09,680 --> 00:36:11,440
Get down!
916
00:36:11,440 --> 00:36:13,200
(Whirs)
917
00:36:15,480 --> 00:36:17,280
(Both Gasp)
918
00:36:17,880 --> 00:36:19,720
Boy: HI, UNCLE IVAN!
919
00:36:19,760 --> 00:36:21,480
The bus from
east westland
920
00:36:21,560 --> 00:36:24,440
was a little late,
but here I am!
921
00:36:24,480 --> 00:36:25,560
Ian?
922
00:36:25,600 --> 00:36:26,560
(Gasps)
923
00:36:26,600 --> 00:36:28,400
Leonard?
What are you doing
924
00:36:28,440 --> 00:36:29,840
in my uncle's
laboratory?
925
00:36:29,920 --> 00:36:31,600
And who are you,
Mister,
926
00:36:31,640 --> 00:36:33,280
and why are you
all dressed up
927
00:36:33,360 --> 00:36:34,760
like
scott leadready ii?
928
00:36:34,800 --> 00:36:38,360
Uh, no time to explain,
strange little boy
929
00:36:38,440 --> 00:36:39,880
I've never met after
in my life.
930
00:36:39,960 --> 00:36:42,240
Ian, can you help us
get out of here?
931
00:36:42,280 --> 00:36:43,760
What'll you give me
if I do?
932
00:36:43,800 --> 00:36:46,560
Um, all I've got
is this, uh,
933
00:36:46,640 --> 00:36:48,760
slimy old dog chew toy
934
00:36:48,800 --> 00:36:51,200
and a shiny new nickel.
935
00:36:51,280 --> 00:36:53,800
Mm-hmm. Ohh...
936
00:36:53,840 --> 00:36:55,720
Holding out on me,
huh?
937
00:36:55,800 --> 00:36:57,720
Hey, give me
that chew toy!
938
00:36:57,800 --> 00:37:00,240
(Growls And laughs)
939
00:37:00,320 --> 00:37:01,480
Ok, let's see now.
940
00:37:01,560 --> 00:37:03,320
Decode secret password,
941
00:37:03,360 --> 00:37:05,440
override security check,
942
00:37:05,480 --> 00:37:07,560
bypass concealed
alarm cookie,
943
00:37:07,640 --> 00:37:09,720
and...bingo!
944
00:37:09,800 --> 00:37:11,360
(Doors Clang open)
945
00:37:11,440 --> 00:37:13,640
Wow!
946
00:37:13,680 --> 00:37:15,440
How did you
do that?
947
00:37:15,480 --> 00:37:16,760
Oh, come on.
This was easy.
948
00:37:16,800 --> 00:37:18,800
Reprogramming
the queen's toilets
949
00:37:18,800 --> 00:37:21,760
for a 21-flush salute--
now, that was hard.
950
00:37:21,840 --> 00:37:22,800
(Squeak)
951
00:37:22,840 --> 00:37:23,840
Thanks, ian.
952
00:37:23,920 --> 00:37:25,520
Thank you,
stranger.
953
00:37:25,600 --> 00:37:27,680
You're welcome,
stranger.
954
00:37:27,720 --> 00:37:31,280
Well, as long
as I'm here...
955
00:37:31,320 --> 00:37:32,560
Hee hee hee.
956
00:37:32,640 --> 00:37:34,320
Ooh, they'll love this.
957
00:37:34,360 --> 00:37:36,320
(Rule Britannia playing)
958
00:37:36,400 --> 00:37:38,520
Ohh! What's
all this, then?
959
00:37:38,560 --> 00:37:40,640
Ohh!
Ohh!
960
00:37:40,680 --> 00:37:44,360
Oh, blast that blasted
waszelewski kid!
961
00:37:45,440 --> 00:37:47,480
(Both Panting)
962
00:37:48,800 --> 00:37:50,800
Quick, hop in!
963
00:37:52,400 --> 00:37:53,720
Boo-yah!
Uhh!
964
00:37:54,680 --> 00:37:56,800
Hmm. I must work out.
965
00:37:56,880 --> 00:37:58,920
Come on, scott!
Scott!
966
00:37:59,000 --> 00:38:01,520
Hey, wait for me!
967
00:38:03,520 --> 00:38:05,520
Old habits die hard.
968
00:38:06,640 --> 00:38:07,760
Dr. Krank:They've escaped!
969
00:38:07,840 --> 00:38:09,840
Dennis, adele,
find them!
970
00:38:09,880 --> 00:38:11,320
You betcha!
971
00:38:11,360 --> 00:38:13,400
Right away, daddy.
972
00:38:15,800 --> 00:38:18,480
Hmm. Nothing here.
973
00:38:18,560 --> 00:38:19,560
Hmm.
974
00:38:19,640 --> 00:38:22,680
Not in here,
you fools.
975
00:38:22,720 --> 00:38:24,560
Out there!
(Buzz)
976
00:38:24,640 --> 00:38:25,720
Hurry!
977
00:38:25,760 --> 00:38:27,520
Yes, sir, daddy.
978
00:38:27,560 --> 00:38:28,720
Uhh!
979
00:38:29,760 --> 00:38:32,560
And don't call me daddy!
980
00:38:32,600 --> 00:38:34,400
How could a man
as brilliant as I
981
00:38:34,480 --> 00:38:36,400
have created something
as stupid as them?
982
00:38:36,440 --> 00:38:38,400
I can't believe they let
my dog-man escape!
983
00:38:38,440 --> 00:38:39,760
Oh, don't blame
them, uncle ivan.
984
00:38:39,840 --> 00:38:40,920
I let 'em go.
985
00:38:40,960 --> 00:38:42,480
Ah! Ian!
986
00:38:42,560 --> 00:38:45,920
Ahh! Ian,
my darling nephew,
987
00:38:45,960 --> 00:38:48,400
the only one who ever
truly believed in me.
988
00:38:48,480 --> 00:38:49,920
Welcome to my home!
989
00:38:50,000 --> 00:38:51,760
However, now that
you've ruined everything,
990
00:38:51,800 --> 00:38:53,520
I must ground you for
the rest of the summer.
991
00:38:53,600 --> 00:38:55,600
So go to your room.
Don't come out till labor day!
992
00:38:55,680 --> 00:38:57,760
Yes, uncle ivan.
993
00:38:58,760 --> 00:39:00,520
Grounded again.
994
00:39:00,600 --> 00:39:03,760
Jeez, I could've saved
a bus ride.
995
00:39:04,920 --> 00:39:08,640
What was I so afraid of
all these years?
996
00:39:08,720 --> 00:39:10,720
The outside
is very nice.
997
00:39:10,760 --> 00:39:12,880
Pleasant, even.
One might go so far
998
00:39:12,920 --> 00:39:15,600
as to say
invig-amarating.
999
00:39:15,680 --> 00:39:16,680
Told ya.
1000
00:39:16,760 --> 00:39:18,440
But we're not going
very fast.
1001
00:39:18,480 --> 00:39:20,520
How long will it take us
to get to spot?
1002
00:39:20,600 --> 00:39:21,960
Oh, we should
start making
1003
00:39:22,040 --> 00:39:24,400
some real progress
any second now.
1004
00:39:24,440 --> 00:39:26,560
Bo-o-o-oard!
1005
00:39:27,440 --> 00:39:28,960
(Chugging)
1006
00:39:31,720 --> 00:39:34,400
Aaaaah!
1007
00:39:35,040 --> 00:39:36,880
Man, I'm gettin'
hungry.
1008
00:39:36,960 --> 00:39:38,920
Yeah, me, too.
1009
00:39:38,960 --> 00:39:40,880
And if these pants
ride up any more,
1010
00:39:40,960 --> 00:39:42,720
I'm gonna be
a soprano.
1011
00:39:42,800 --> 00:39:45,640
I gotta get me
some new clothes.
1012
00:39:45,680 --> 00:39:46,800
(Both Sigh)
1013
00:39:46,880 --> 00:39:48,760
We need to get us
some money.
1014
00:39:48,800 --> 00:39:50,480
Yeah, but how?
1015
00:39:50,560 --> 00:39:51,800
Whoa!
1016
00:39:52,800 --> 00:39:53,760
What?
1017
00:39:53,800 --> 00:39:55,920
(Both Reading)
1018
00:39:58,960 --> 00:40:00,960
That'll do.
That'll do.
1019
00:40:01,000 --> 00:40:03,680
Come on, let's go
find that dog
1020
00:40:03,760 --> 00:40:06,000
and get us some money!
1021
00:40:06,040 --> 00:40:07,480
How?
1022
00:40:07,560 --> 00:40:09,080
The twilight bark.
1023
00:40:09,160 --> 00:40:10,640
The what?
1024
00:40:10,720 --> 00:40:11,760
Uhh!
1025
00:40:11,840 --> 00:40:13,600
Oh, we gotta start
renting you
1026
00:40:13,680 --> 00:40:15,520
some more classic
animated movies.
1027
00:40:15,640 --> 00:40:17,600
Leonard,
the twilight bark
1028
00:40:17,680 --> 00:40:19,040
is that freeworldwide
1029
00:40:19,120 --> 00:40:20,680
long-distanceserver,
1030
00:40:20,760 --> 00:40:22,920
through which dogsall over the world
1031
00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:25,800
have been communicatingsince the dawn of time.
1032
00:40:25,840 --> 00:40:27,000
(Dogs Howling)
1033
00:40:27,080 --> 00:40:28,520
Now, let's just hope
1034
00:40:28,600 --> 00:40:30,680
I still got enough dog
left in me.
1035
00:40:30,720 --> 00:40:31,880
(Clears Throat)
1036
00:40:31,960 --> 00:40:36,680
Awooooo!
1037
00:40:36,720 --> 00:40:38,640
Man in distance:Shut that dog up!
1038
00:40:38,680 --> 00:40:40,680
Hmm. I guess
it didn't work.
1039
00:40:40,760 --> 00:40:43,600
Oh, no,
my human-eared friend?
1040
00:40:43,680 --> 00:40:44,720
(Dogs Barking)
1041
00:40:44,800 --> 00:40:46,520
Yes! Thank you!
1042
00:40:46,600 --> 00:40:51,760
I mean...awoooo!
1043
00:40:51,840 --> 00:40:53,560
Come on, let's go.
1044
00:40:53,680 --> 00:40:55,840
Thank you! Awooo!
1045
00:40:55,880 --> 00:40:57,960
Thank you!
Awoooo!
1046
00:40:58,040 --> 00:41:00,960
Jeez, this could
go on all day.
1047
00:41:01,040 --> 00:41:02,960
(Doorbell Rings)
1048
00:41:03,040 --> 00:41:04,560
Lady!
1049
00:41:04,600 --> 00:41:06,480
Turns out she wasn't
really lost.
1050
00:41:06,560 --> 00:41:09,560
She was just, heh,
kinda busy.
1051
00:41:09,600 --> 00:41:11,880
Girl: OH, PUPPIES!Dad: MY!
1052
00:41:11,960 --> 00:41:13,720
How can we
thank you?
1053
00:41:13,800 --> 00:41:16,760
Gee, I can think
of a hundred ways.
1054
00:41:16,840 --> 00:41:19,720
Oh, uh, I can't
give you $100.
1055
00:41:19,800 --> 00:41:21,720
But--
that's ok, leonard.
1056
00:41:21,800 --> 00:41:23,920
A good deed
is its own reward.
1057
00:41:24,040 --> 00:41:25,080
(Dad Laughs)
1058
00:41:25,120 --> 00:41:27,560
You brought back 5 dogs!
1059
00:41:27,640 --> 00:41:30,640
So I'm giving you $500!
1060
00:41:30,720 --> 00:41:31,760
(Gasps)
1061
00:41:31,880 --> 00:41:33,000
All right!
1062
00:41:33,080 --> 00:41:35,920
I knew you weren't
a big, fat cheapskate!
1063
00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:38,800
I'm sorry.
Was that out loud?
1064
00:41:38,880 --> 00:41:40,600
We're rich!
We're rich!
1065
00:41:40,680 --> 00:41:41,760
We're rich!
We're rich!
1066
00:41:41,840 --> 00:41:42,960
Come on, bunky.
1067
00:41:43,040 --> 00:41:44,920
Let's go eat
and buy pants
1068
00:41:44,960 --> 00:41:46,920
and do all the stuff
you can only do
1069
00:41:46,960 --> 00:41:48,080
when you're
all grown up
1070
00:41:48,160 --> 00:41:50,800
and got $500
to burn!
1071
00:41:50,880 --> 00:41:52,680
♪ Though Money May Be ♪
1072
00:41:52,760 --> 00:41:54,760
♪ The Root Of All Evil ♪
1073
00:41:54,800 --> 00:41:58,080
♪ Money, It Might Not
Buy you love ♪
1074
00:41:58,160 --> 00:42:00,080
♪ Money Won't Bring You
Happiness ♪
1075
00:42:00,200 --> 00:42:02,200
♪ Or Grow New Hair
Or cure your stress ♪
1076
00:42:02,280 --> 00:42:06,000
♪ Or Get You To
The pearly gates above ♪
1077
00:42:06,080 --> 00:42:08,080
♪ But There's A Bunch
Of Things
That money can do ♪
1078
00:42:08,120 --> 00:42:10,080
♪ Put A Shirt On Your Back
And a shine on your shoe ♪
1079
00:42:10,120 --> 00:42:12,040
♪ When The Cash Shows Up,
I don't say "boo" ♪
1080
00:42:12,120 --> 00:42:14,000
♪ I Take The Money
And run ♪
1081
00:42:14,080 --> 00:42:16,080
♪ 'Cause Love Can't Buy
A fancy car ♪
1082
00:42:16,120 --> 00:42:17,840
♪ Or Fill Your Tank ♪
1083
00:42:17,920 --> 00:42:19,800
♪ If You Want
The finer things ♪
1084
00:42:19,880 --> 00:42:21,640
♪ You Better
Break the bank ♪
1085
00:42:21,720 --> 00:42:23,680
♪ 'Cause If There's One
Sure thing that money can do ♪
1086
00:42:23,760 --> 00:42:25,800
♪ Put The Pedal To The Metal
When the rent comes due ♪
1087
00:42:25,840 --> 00:42:27,840
♪ When The Money Shows Up,
Baby, don't say "boo" ♪
1088
00:42:27,920 --> 00:42:29,800
♪ Just Take The Money
And run, oh, yeah ♪
1089
00:42:29,840 --> 00:42:31,160
♪ Take The Money And Run ♪
1090
00:42:31,280 --> 00:42:33,800
♪ Go, Man, Get Your Stash,
Grab your cash ♪
1091
00:42:33,880 --> 00:42:37,040
♪ Take The Money And Run ♪
1092
00:42:37,120 --> 00:42:38,600
(Chickens Clucking)
1093
00:42:38,640 --> 00:42:41,680
Ian: MOM, DAD,I am a prisoner
1094
00:42:41,760 --> 00:42:43,120
in this chamber
of horrors!
1095
00:42:43,160 --> 00:42:46,800
The whole place is filled
with evil smells
1096
00:42:46,880 --> 00:42:50,120
and moans
and ghastly shrieks!
1097
00:42:50,160 --> 00:42:52,080
There's lightning
and thunder
1098
00:42:52,160 --> 00:42:55,000
and scary bumps
in the night!
1099
00:42:55,040 --> 00:42:57,840
Come home? No way!
I love it here!
1100
00:42:57,920 --> 00:42:59,120
Ha ha ha ha ha!
1101
00:42:59,160 --> 00:43:00,720
Dr. Krank: IAN?
1102
00:43:00,800 --> 00:43:02,680
How many times
must I tell you
1103
00:43:02,760 --> 00:43:04,640
to stay off the phone?
1104
00:43:04,680 --> 00:43:06,040
I want to call out
for a pizza.
1105
00:43:06,120 --> 00:43:09,960
Dennis: EXTRA ANCHOVIESOn mine, please!
1106
00:43:10,000 --> 00:43:12,080
Dennis! Adele!
You're back!
1107
00:43:12,160 --> 00:43:13,200
Where is
my dog-man?
1108
00:43:13,280 --> 00:43:14,840
after we answer,
1109
00:43:14,880 --> 00:43:17,840
could we have
our pizza, daddy?
1110
00:43:17,920 --> 00:43:18,960
Go!
Aah!
1111
00:43:19,000 --> 00:43:21,720
And don't return
without him!
1112
00:43:21,800 --> 00:43:25,240
And don't
call me...
1113
00:43:25,320 --> 00:43:27,680
Daddy! (Echoes)
1114
00:43:28,200 --> 00:43:29,200
Uhh!
1115
00:43:29,240 --> 00:43:30,960
Uhh!
1116
00:43:31,040 --> 00:43:32,880
I betcha
that little boy
1117
00:43:32,920 --> 00:43:35,880
would've given
his dog some pizza.
1118
00:43:35,920 --> 00:43:39,000
Thank god the other
mosquitoes in the swamp
1119
00:43:39,040 --> 00:43:40,200
can't see me now.
1120
00:43:40,280 --> 00:43:42,840
They all laughed at me,
but did I listen?
1121
00:43:42,880 --> 00:43:46,120
No, I was going to be
the world's first
1122
00:43:46,200 --> 00:43:48,720
insect-to-human
transformation.
1123
00:43:48,800 --> 00:43:50,720
Hmm! And look at me now.
1124
00:43:50,760 --> 00:43:53,720
Stuck in the middle--
neither fish nor fowl.
1125
00:43:53,800 --> 00:43:56,920
You're also
not a goat. Or a pig.
1126
00:43:57,000 --> 00:43:59,200
Or a bucket of marbles.
1127
00:43:59,200 --> 00:44:00,280
Whoa--
1128
00:44:00,360 --> 00:44:03,880
ohh, please,
just squish me now.
1129
00:44:03,920 --> 00:44:05,920
(Upbeat Music playing)
1130
00:44:06,000 --> 00:44:07,760
♪ Hot Diggity Dog ♪
1131
00:44:07,840 --> 00:44:09,240
So far this has been
1132
00:44:09,280 --> 00:44:11,200
the greatest day
of my life!
1133
00:44:11,240 --> 00:44:14,080
And I've only been a man
for, what, like, 5 hours?
1134
00:44:14,120 --> 00:44:15,560
5 hours?
1135
00:44:15,640 --> 00:44:18,320
Shoot, we promised mom
we'd be home by 6:00.
1136
00:44:18,400 --> 00:44:20,760
Whoa! Was that
just this morning?
1137
00:44:20,840 --> 00:44:22,240
Whew!
Time sure flies
1138
00:44:22,280 --> 00:44:25,080
when you're
changing species.
1139
00:44:30,320 --> 00:44:31,760
What time you got?
1140
00:44:31,800 --> 00:44:32,960
Uh, a minute
till 6:00.
1141
00:44:33,040 --> 00:44:34,280
Let's go!
1142
00:44:34,400 --> 00:44:37,280
Wait! We forgot one
really important thing!
1143
00:44:37,360 --> 00:44:38,240
What?!
1144
00:44:38,360 --> 00:44:39,920
Who are you, sir?
1145
00:44:39,960 --> 00:44:41,200
That.
1146
00:44:41,280 --> 00:44:42,760
Oh, yeah.
1147
00:44:42,800 --> 00:44:46,160
Well, I'll tell ya.
I'm, uh...
1148
00:44:46,240 --> 00:44:47,880
Well, you certainly
look familiar.
1149
00:44:47,920 --> 00:44:49,880
Wait a ding-dang-
doodle-doo minute.
1150
00:44:49,920 --> 00:44:51,320
You're not one of
my fellow finalists
1151
00:44:51,400 --> 00:44:53,120
in the teacher of the year
competition, are you?
1152
00:44:53,160 --> 00:44:56,800
Uh, why, yes.
Yes I am.
1153
00:44:56,800 --> 00:44:59,080
(Deep Voice)
Uh, I am a teacher.
1154
00:44:59,120 --> 00:45:00,960
And a darn good one, too,
1155
00:45:01,040 --> 00:45:03,920
who appreciates a fellow
darn good teacher enough
1156
00:45:03,960 --> 00:45:05,280
to come all the way
down here
1157
00:45:05,360 --> 00:45:07,800
to this lovely
wentawaygo park to say,
1158
00:45:07,880 --> 00:45:11,080
"may the best
darn good teacher win."
1159
00:45:11,120 --> 00:45:12,960
Well, isn't that
kind of you?
1160
00:45:13,000 --> 00:45:14,320
Honey,
where's scott?
1161
00:45:14,400 --> 00:45:16,800
Uh...
And, uh...
1162
00:45:16,840 --> 00:45:18,800
That's the other reason
I came.
1163
00:45:18,840 --> 00:45:21,720
Uh, to tell you
that, uh...
1164
00:45:21,800 --> 00:45:22,880
Scott's family called,
1165
00:45:22,960 --> 00:45:24,080
and he had to go home
after all,
1166
00:45:24,160 --> 00:45:25,960
and he needed
a grownup to help,
1167
00:45:26,040 --> 00:45:29,240
and I obviously
am a grown-up...
1168
00:45:29,320 --> 00:45:32,000
Human man person.
1169
00:45:32,080 --> 00:45:34,120
Ahh! Obviously.
1170
00:45:34,160 --> 00:45:36,960
Ah ha ha! You know
scott leadready ii?
1171
00:45:37,000 --> 00:45:39,280
Do I know
scott leadready ii?
1172
00:45:39,320 --> 00:45:42,320
Only better
than I know myself, ma'am.
1173
00:45:42,360 --> 00:45:44,200
You're
pushing it.
1174
00:45:44,280 --> 00:45:45,960
Well, any friend
of the leadreadys
1175
00:45:46,000 --> 00:45:47,960
is a friend of mine.
I'm mary lou.
1176
00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:49,240
And I'm scott.
1177
00:45:49,320 --> 00:45:51,000
Just like
scott leadready.
1178
00:45:51,040 --> 00:45:53,120
Oh, uh, right. Heh.
1179
00:45:53,160 --> 00:45:54,760
Common name.
1180
00:45:54,840 --> 00:45:57,240
Lots of scotts.
Scotts r us. Heh heh.
1181
00:45:57,360 --> 00:45:58,920
But I'm scott, uh...
1182
00:45:59,000 --> 00:46:00,320
Manly!
Manning!
1183
00:46:00,360 --> 00:46:01,400
It's a hyphenate.
1184
00:46:01,480 --> 00:46:03,840
Scott manly-manning.
1185
00:46:03,920 --> 00:46:05,200
Well,
Mr. Manly-manning,
1186
00:46:05,280 --> 00:46:06,920
it's a pleasure
to meet you.
1187
00:46:07,000 --> 00:46:08,360
Yeah, sorry you gotta
leave so soon.
1188
00:46:08,440 --> 00:46:10,280
Great gettin' to know you.
Just a little,
1189
00:46:10,360 --> 00:46:11,680
but not too much.
Bye.
1190
00:46:11,760 --> 00:46:14,040
Leonard! Where did you
park your manners?
1191
00:46:14,120 --> 00:46:15,920
Ha ha ha.
After all the trouble
1192
00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:17,960
Mr. Manly-manning
has gone to,
1193
00:46:18,040 --> 00:46:19,440
the least we can do
is invite him in
1194
00:46:19,520 --> 00:46:20,920
for a cup of coffee.
1195
00:46:21,000 --> 00:46:22,040
Coffee?
1196
00:46:22,120 --> 00:46:25,320
I've always wanted
to try coffee.
1197
00:46:25,360 --> 00:46:27,360
Boy, it's true what they say!
What a beverage!
1198
00:46:27,400 --> 00:46:29,200
Who'd believe that little
brown bean from brazil
1199
00:46:29,240 --> 00:46:30,880
could pack such mellow,
rich-roasting,
1200
00:46:30,960 --> 00:46:32,320
good-to-the-last-drop flavor?
By the way,
1201
00:46:32,360 --> 00:46:33,880
were you aware that
IT WAS OUR 26th PRESIDENT--
1202
00:46:33,960 --> 00:46:35,360
theodore "teddy" roosevelt--
1203
00:46:35,440 --> 00:46:37,000
who originally coined
the phrase
"good to the last drop"?
1204
00:46:37,040 --> 00:46:38,120
Little-known fact, but true.
1205
00:46:38,200 --> 00:46:39,520
Yes, I think
one of my students
1206
00:46:39,560 --> 00:46:41,880
mentioned that once.
I can't remember which one.
1207
00:46:41,960 --> 00:46:43,280
You can't remember
which one?
1208
00:46:43,360 --> 00:46:45,040
For cryin' out loud,
it's obviously--
1209
00:46:45,120 --> 00:46:47,040
time for you to go now.
What a shame.
1210
00:46:47,080 --> 00:46:48,240
Thanks for stopping by.
See you later.
1211
00:46:48,320 --> 00:46:49,920
Hey! What's
the hurry, junior?
1212
00:46:50,000 --> 00:46:52,360
I'm still on
my first cup of joe.
1213
00:46:52,400 --> 00:46:53,920
If you don't get
outta here,
1214
00:46:54,000 --> 00:46:56,080
you're gonna blow it.
You're gonna say something
1215
00:46:56,160 --> 00:46:58,080
or do something
or drink something
1216
00:46:58,160 --> 00:47:00,240
and just blow it!
Well, see ya!
1217
00:47:00,320 --> 00:47:01,480
Mary Lou:Leonard amadeus helperman,
1218
00:47:01,560 --> 00:47:03,240
we don't just put our guests
out the door
1219
00:47:03,280 --> 00:47:04,240
like the evening trash.
1220
00:47:04,280 --> 00:47:06,440
Ohh, now, now,
mary lou.
1221
00:47:06,520 --> 00:47:08,360
Don't be upset
with leonard.
1222
00:47:08,400 --> 00:47:09,960
He's just a boy.
1223
00:47:10,040 --> 00:47:11,080
Oh, come off it!
1224
00:47:11,160 --> 00:47:12,920
Mister, you are
out of control!
1225
00:47:13,000 --> 00:47:15,040
Now, you go
straight to your...
1226
00:47:16,120 --> 00:47:18,000
Curtained-off section
of the wentawaygo
1227
00:47:18,080 --> 00:47:20,240
until you're ready to rejoin
polite society for dinner!
1228
00:47:20,280 --> 00:47:21,360
Ha ha.
1229
00:47:21,440 --> 00:47:24,000
Speaking of dinner,
are you hungry?
1230
00:47:24,080 --> 00:47:25,360
Hey! I'm always hungry.
1231
00:47:25,440 --> 00:47:28,160
I'm a dog...gone
hungry guy.
1232
00:47:28,240 --> 00:47:31,920
You are so
gonna blow it.
1233
00:47:34,520 --> 00:47:36,520
(Music Playing)
1234
00:47:36,600 --> 00:47:38,480
(Chomping)
1235
00:47:41,600 --> 00:47:44,080
Ahh! I couldn't eat
another bite.
1236
00:47:44,120 --> 00:47:47,120
Care for a chocolat?
1237
00:47:47,200 --> 00:47:50,320
Ohh. Chocolate
is poison for dogs.
1238
00:47:50,400 --> 00:47:53,240
I know. Aren't we lucky
we're human?
1239
00:47:54,360 --> 00:47:57,280
Yes, we are!
1240
00:47:57,360 --> 00:48:00,120
(Gulping)
1241
00:48:01,960 --> 00:48:03,120
(Belches)
1242
00:48:04,480 --> 00:48:07,280
Oh, I'm sorry.
Did you want one?
1243
00:48:07,320 --> 00:48:10,400
♪ Someone Has
A sweet tooth ♪
1244
00:48:10,480 --> 00:48:12,880
Ahh, what can I say?
1245
00:48:12,960 --> 00:48:15,920
There's something abouteating under the stars
1246
00:48:15,960 --> 00:48:17,560
at a table,
sitting in a chair,
1247
00:48:17,640 --> 00:48:19,480
using a fork,
1248
00:48:19,520 --> 00:48:22,280
that just makes everything
taste so good.
1249
00:48:22,320 --> 00:48:24,440
Well, to me,
it's not the food,
1250
00:48:24,480 --> 00:48:28,440
it's the company.
Heh heh heh.
1251
00:48:28,480 --> 00:48:31,200
I don't know why,
but it's as if
1252
00:48:31,280 --> 00:48:33,960
I've known you for
a very long time.
1253
00:48:34,000 --> 00:48:35,400
You're just socomfy to be with,
1254
00:48:35,480 --> 00:48:36,480
like an old shoe.
1255
00:48:36,560 --> 00:48:38,480
Oh, I mean that
in a good way.
1256
00:48:38,480 --> 00:48:41,160
Hey, nothin' I love more
than an old shoe.
1257
00:48:41,240 --> 00:48:42,280
Woof!
1258
00:48:42,320 --> 00:48:44,160
Uh, to wear, I mean.
1259
00:48:44,200 --> 00:48:45,520
Ah ha ha ha ha!
1260
00:48:45,560 --> 00:48:49,000
You say the most
unusual things.
1261
00:48:49,040 --> 00:48:50,280
But I like it.
1262
00:48:50,360 --> 00:48:52,160
Golly gosh,
I wish there was
1263
00:48:52,280 --> 00:48:54,080
someone like you
back home.
1264
00:48:54,200 --> 00:48:55,320
You do?
1265
00:48:55,360 --> 00:48:57,520
Hold that thought.
I'll be right back.
1266
00:48:57,560 --> 00:48:59,600
Well...
1267
00:48:59,680 --> 00:49:01,480
He did drink
a lot of coffee.
1268
00:49:01,520 --> 00:49:03,080
Big Scott: LEONARD!
1269
00:49:03,160 --> 00:49:05,080
You are gonna be
so proud of me!
1270
00:49:05,160 --> 00:49:07,200
We can stop worrying
how I'm gonna live
1271
00:49:07,280 --> 00:49:08,480
and where
I'm gonna sleep
1272
00:49:08,520 --> 00:49:10,360
and how we're gonna
stay together.
1273
00:49:10,440 --> 00:49:12,200
I've stumbled upon
the answer,
1274
00:49:12,280 --> 00:49:13,560
and it doesn't
even matter
1275
00:49:13,680 --> 00:49:15,360
that I'm
a hairy-knuckled grownup
1276
00:49:15,400 --> 00:49:16,560
with back pain.
1277
00:49:16,560 --> 00:49:18,240
(Crack)
Ooch!
1278
00:49:18,320 --> 00:49:21,040
In fact, it works
to our advantage!
1279
00:49:21,120 --> 00:49:22,200
You're kidding!
1280
00:49:22,240 --> 00:49:23,520
Of course,
I won't be sleeping
1281
00:49:23,560 --> 00:49:25,120
at the bottom bunk
anymore,
1282
00:49:25,200 --> 00:49:26,560
but I promise
I'll tuck you in
1283
00:49:26,640 --> 00:49:28,200
and tell you
a bedtime story
1284
00:49:28,320 --> 00:49:29,400
after I settle in
1285
00:49:29,480 --> 00:49:31,520
to watch the 9:00
news with...
1286
00:49:31,560 --> 00:49:33,040
Mary lou.
1287
00:49:33,080 --> 00:49:34,160
Who?
1288
00:49:34,240 --> 00:49:36,160
You know. Your mom.
1289
00:49:36,240 --> 00:49:39,400
Oh, he cleaned his plate
so well.
1290
00:49:39,440 --> 00:49:41,560
(Gasps) I can see myself!
1291
00:49:41,600 --> 00:49:42,560
(Laughs)
1292
00:49:42,600 --> 00:49:44,440
I know who
mary lou is,
1293
00:49:44,520 --> 00:49:46,520
but why would you be
watching the news with her?
1294
00:49:46,560 --> 00:49:50,040
And why is she dancing around
with your dinner plate?
1295
00:49:50,080 --> 00:49:51,320
Unless...
1296
00:49:51,400 --> 00:49:53,400
(Electric Guitar playing
the wedding march)
1297
00:49:53,440 --> 00:49:55,680
(Pants And barks)
1298
00:49:56,720 --> 00:49:58,240
Oh, no!
1299
00:49:58,280 --> 00:49:59,360
Oh, yes!
1300
00:49:59,400 --> 00:50:01,080
Isn't it perfect?
1301
00:50:01,160 --> 00:50:02,240
She likes me,
1302
00:50:02,320 --> 00:50:03,640
I've always
loved her.
1303
00:50:03,720 --> 00:50:06,040
You and I still
get to be together.
1304
00:50:06,080 --> 00:50:08,240
Climb up on my lap,
sonny boy,
1305
00:50:08,320 --> 00:50:11,080
and call me daddy!
1306
00:50:11,160 --> 00:50:12,440
Are you crazy?
1307
00:50:12,520 --> 00:50:15,400
You can't be my dad!
You're my dog!
1308
00:50:15,440 --> 00:50:17,120
Hey, people change.
1309
00:50:17,200 --> 00:50:19,480
Come on,
it'll be great.
1310
00:50:19,560 --> 00:50:21,280
I'll teach youhow to shave,
1311
00:50:21,360 --> 00:50:22,440
take you fishing,
1312
00:50:22,520 --> 00:50:24,080
holler at yourlittle league coach
1313
00:50:24,120 --> 00:50:25,280
when he doesn'tplay you enough.
1314
00:50:25,360 --> 00:50:27,440
Maybe I'll even get ya
a little puppy.
1315
00:50:27,480 --> 00:50:29,440
Mister, you are
out of control.
1316
00:50:29,480 --> 00:50:31,600
What? You gonna
send me to my room?
1317
00:50:31,640 --> 00:50:34,600
I think that's
my job, son.
1318
00:50:34,720 --> 00:50:38,120
No! No, this is
not ok with me.
1319
00:50:38,160 --> 00:50:41,200
You have to stop
liking my mom right now!
1320
00:50:41,280 --> 00:50:42,560
Oh, in all
fairness, son,
1321
00:50:42,640 --> 00:50:44,400
I believe mary lou
should have
1322
00:50:44,480 --> 00:50:45,600
something to say
about this.
1323
00:50:45,640 --> 00:50:47,640
And stop calling her
mary lou!
1324
00:50:47,680 --> 00:50:50,320
And stop calling me son!
1325
00:50:50,400 --> 00:50:53,280
I command you,
as your master!
1326
00:50:53,360 --> 00:50:54,680
Former master,
leonard!
1327
00:50:54,760 --> 00:50:56,320
I'm not your dog
anymore!
1328
00:50:56,360 --> 00:50:58,280
Well, I sure as heck
am not your kid!
1329
00:50:58,320 --> 00:51:00,200
So maybe you'd just
better leave me
1330
00:51:00,280 --> 00:51:02,440
and my mom alone!
1331
00:51:03,440 --> 00:51:06,680
You...want me to go?
1332
00:51:06,760 --> 00:51:09,360
But...what about us?
1333
00:51:09,440 --> 00:51:11,160
You and me?
1334
00:51:11,240 --> 00:51:13,480
A friend
needs a friend.
1335
00:51:13,520 --> 00:51:16,240
That was
a different us.
1336
00:51:16,320 --> 00:51:19,800
Yeah.
I guess it was.
1337
00:51:21,200 --> 00:51:22,160
Wait a minute.
1338
00:51:22,240 --> 00:51:23,320
Yeah?
1339
00:51:23,360 --> 00:51:25,160
I paid for that collar
and dog tag
1340
00:51:25,240 --> 00:51:26,480
with my own allowance.
1341
00:51:26,600 --> 00:51:28,480
But...
1342
00:51:28,520 --> 00:51:29,680
You don't need 'em.
1343
00:51:29,760 --> 00:51:31,480
You said it yourself.
1344
00:51:31,520 --> 00:51:34,360
You're not my dog
anymore.
1345
00:51:34,440 --> 00:51:35,520
(Gulp)
1346
00:51:35,560 --> 00:51:38,520
(Somber Music playing)
1347
00:51:48,240 --> 00:51:50,440
(Upbeat Music playing)
1348
00:51:51,840 --> 00:51:54,640
♪ Mrs. Manly-manning ♪
1349
00:51:54,680 --> 00:51:57,800
♪ Mrs. Mary Lou
Manly-manning ♪
1350
00:51:57,880 --> 00:52:01,280
♪ Mrs. Mary Lou
Moira angela darling ♪
1351
00:52:01,360 --> 00:52:04,200
♪ Helperman Manly-manning ♪
1352
00:52:04,240 --> 00:52:05,680
Big Scott: I'M SORRY
I have to interrupt
1353
00:52:05,720 --> 00:52:07,360
this musical moment,
mary lou.
1354
00:52:07,400 --> 00:52:09,360
I guess I'll never
see you again.
1355
00:52:09,440 --> 00:52:11,360
♪ It's Time For Me
To go ♪
1356
00:52:11,440 --> 00:52:12,640
♪ Oh, Me, Oh, My,
Oh, no ♪
1357
00:52:12,720 --> 00:52:14,400
♪ I've Never Been
So low ♪
1358
00:52:14,440 --> 00:52:16,240
♪ Oh, Where Did
My dog-man-- ♪
1359
00:52:16,320 --> 00:52:18,320
♪ Go! ♪
1360
00:52:18,400 --> 00:52:20,320
♪ I Gotta Go,
I don't know where ♪
1361
00:52:20,400 --> 00:52:21,560
♪ I Only Know ♪
1362
00:52:21,640 --> 00:52:24,440
♪ My Former Friend
Is now my foe ♪
1363
00:52:24,520 --> 00:52:26,520
♪ He Couldn't Stand
The status quo ♪
1364
00:52:26,560 --> 00:52:29,240
♪ I Said I'd Stay,
But he said no ♪
1365
00:52:29,320 --> 00:52:32,720
♪ And Now, Doggone,
This dog is gone ♪
1366
00:52:32,760 --> 00:52:35,240
♪ I'm Movin' On ♪
1367
00:52:35,320 --> 00:52:36,520
♪ I Gotta Go! ♪
1368
00:52:36,560 --> 00:52:37,680
♪ Like A Dream ♪
1369
00:52:37,760 --> 00:52:40,400
♪ He Was Here,
And now he's gone ♪
1370
00:52:40,440 --> 00:52:42,640
♪ He Drank My Coffee,
Ate my candy ♪
1371
00:52:42,720 --> 00:52:44,760
♪ Dreaming I Could Stand
By my manly-manning man ♪
1372
00:52:44,840 --> 00:52:48,600
♪ I Thought Everything
Was fine and dandy ♪
1373
00:52:48,680 --> 00:52:50,760
♪ Why Did He Go? ♪
1374
00:52:50,840 --> 00:52:52,720
♪ I'm Gone ♪
♪ Don't Go ♪
1375
00:52:52,760 --> 00:52:54,440
♪ Oh, No,
What have I done? ♪
1376
00:52:54,480 --> 00:52:55,600
♪ Oh, No ♪
1377
00:52:55,680 --> 00:52:56,760
♪ I Kicked Him Out ♪
1378
00:52:56,840 --> 00:52:58,560
♪ He Took The Keys
To freedom ♪
1379
00:52:58,600 --> 00:53:00,760
Both: ♪ NOW HE'S GOING,
Now he's going ♪
1380
00:53:00,840 --> 00:53:02,320
♪ Now He's Gone ♪
1381
00:53:02,400 --> 00:53:04,440
♪ My Lovely Dog-man ♪
1382
00:53:04,520 --> 00:53:06,600
♪ Oh, Precious,
Pretty dog-man ♪
1383
00:53:06,640 --> 00:53:08,600
♪ Dear Itty-bitty Dog
I made a man ♪
1384
00:53:08,680 --> 00:53:10,360
♪ Where Have You Gone? ♪
♪ He Took The Keys ♪
1385
00:53:10,440 --> 00:53:11,440
♪ You Held The Key
To my success ♪
1386
00:53:11,480 --> 00:53:12,600
♪ I'm No One's
Pawn ♪
1387
00:53:12,680 --> 00:53:13,800
♪ He's Gone ♪
♪ Was I A Yawn? ♪
1388
00:53:13,920 --> 00:53:15,440
♪ I'm Moving On ♪
1389
00:53:15,480 --> 00:53:16,800
♪ Find Him! ♪
1390
00:53:16,920 --> 00:53:18,600
All: ♪ WHERE DID YOU GO,
Dog-man? ♪
1391
00:53:18,640 --> 00:53:20,280
♪ We Gotta Go Where
You have gone, spot ♪
1392
00:53:20,360 --> 00:53:21,680
♪ We Gotta Know, Dog-man ♪
1393
00:53:21,760 --> 00:53:22,760
♪ We Wanna Know Where
You have gone, scott ♪
1394
00:53:22,800 --> 00:53:24,400
♪ We Gotta Go There, Too ♪
1395
00:53:24,440 --> 00:53:25,760
♪ I'm Gone ♪
♪ He's Going, Going ♪
1396
00:53:25,800 --> 00:53:27,600
♪ I'm Moving On ♪
♪ Here Comes The Sun ♪
1397
00:53:27,640 --> 00:53:29,280
♪ Come On, Let's Run ♪
♪ You Weigh A Ton ♪
1398
00:53:29,360 --> 00:53:31,440
Scott: ♪ PARDON THE PUN,
But I am going ♪
1399
00:53:31,440 --> 00:53:32,720
♪ Without Knowing ♪
1400
00:53:32,800 --> 00:53:34,720
♪ There's A Place
Where I belong ♪
1401
00:53:34,800 --> 00:53:36,320
♪ Where He's Gone ♪
1402
00:53:36,320 --> 00:53:37,600
♪ I'm Movin' On ♪
1403
00:53:37,640 --> 00:53:39,640
All: ♪ WHERE DID YOU GO,
Dog-man? ♪
1404
00:53:39,680 --> 00:53:41,800
♪ Where Did You Go,
Dog-man? ♪
1405
00:53:41,840 --> 00:53:43,840
♪ Where Did You Go,
Dog-man? ♪
1406
00:53:43,920 --> 00:53:46,640
♪ He's Gone ♪
1407
00:53:48,360 --> 00:53:50,520
Well,
that was strange.
1408
00:53:50,600 --> 00:53:52,760
(Ride Of the valkyries
playing)
1409
00:53:53,920 --> 00:53:55,480
(Both Scream)
1410
00:53:56,760 --> 00:53:58,360
Aaah!
1411
00:53:59,880 --> 00:54:01,480
Whoa--
1412
00:54:01,520 --> 00:54:02,640
(Grunting)
1413
00:54:02,720 --> 00:54:04,640
Aaaah!
Aaaah!
1414
00:54:05,680 --> 00:54:06,960
Ohh!
Ohh!
1415
00:54:12,320 --> 00:54:13,440
Pretty Boy:We made it.
1416
00:54:13,520 --> 00:54:14,600
We made it!
1417
00:54:14,680 --> 00:54:15,840
Florida at last!
1418
00:54:15,920 --> 00:54:18,760
I told you we were
small but mighty!
1419
00:54:18,840 --> 00:54:20,800
Man: HEH HEH HEH.
1420
00:54:20,840 --> 00:54:22,840
(Speaking Spanish)
1421
00:54:25,680 --> 00:54:28,480
Missed it
by that much.
1422
00:54:30,800 --> 00:54:32,800
Boy: SPOT,Come here, boy!
1423
00:54:32,840 --> 00:54:34,400
Leonard?
1424
00:54:34,480 --> 00:54:36,880
(Barking)
(Laughing)
1425
00:54:42,720 --> 00:54:44,560
(Sighs)
1426
00:54:45,600 --> 00:54:47,000
(Thunder)
1427
00:54:54,480 --> 00:54:56,280
Aww...
1428
00:54:56,400 --> 00:54:57,880
Now, remember,
lenny-benny-beanbag,
1429
00:54:57,920 --> 00:54:59,680
you're to meet me
at the awards ceremony
1430
00:54:59,720 --> 00:55:00,880
at 6:00 sharp,
you got it?
1431
00:55:00,960 --> 00:55:02,400
Whatever.
1432
00:55:02,480 --> 00:55:04,480
Aww,
honey-bunny-boombox,
1433
00:55:04,560 --> 00:55:06,560
I know you Miss your dog
and your best friend,
1434
00:55:06,640 --> 00:55:07,880
but we're going home
tomorrow,
1435
00:55:07,960 --> 00:55:09,880
and spot and scott'll be
there waitin' for you,
1436
00:55:09,920 --> 00:55:11,960
and everything's gonna
be peachy-pie normal
1437
00:55:12,080 --> 00:55:14,640
and just the way
it was. Mwah!
1438
00:55:15,760 --> 00:55:18,760
Right.
Just the way it was.
1439
00:55:18,880 --> 00:55:20,560
(Beeping)
1440
00:55:24,720 --> 00:55:25,760
(Clang)
1441
00:55:25,840 --> 00:55:26,960
(Both Grunt)
1442
00:55:27,040 --> 00:55:28,440
Florida, schmorida!
1443
00:55:28,520 --> 00:55:30,680
It's just jersey
with palm trees!
1444
00:55:30,760 --> 00:55:32,560
Well, I suppose
most people
1445
00:55:32,640 --> 00:55:35,400
don't arrive
by garbage truck.
1446
00:55:35,520 --> 00:55:36,720
On a more positive note,
1447
00:55:36,760 --> 00:55:38,400
I don't think there's
anything in the world
1448
00:55:38,520 --> 00:55:40,760
I'll ever fear
after this.
1449
00:55:40,840 --> 00:55:42,840
(Shrieks)
It's a monster!
1450
00:55:42,920 --> 00:55:44,680
(Stammers)
1451
00:55:44,760 --> 00:55:45,920
Hey!
1452
00:55:45,960 --> 00:55:47,840
It's just
your reflection.
1453
00:55:47,920 --> 00:55:49,760
Oh. Aah!
1454
00:55:49,840 --> 00:55:51,560
It's me!
I look hideous!
1455
00:55:51,600 --> 00:55:52,560
(Slurps)
1456
00:55:52,600 --> 00:55:53,880
No argument there.
1457
00:55:53,920 --> 00:55:56,680
I'm goin' up for
a bird's-eye view.
1458
00:55:57,600 --> 00:56:00,520
(Music Playing)
1459
00:56:05,760 --> 00:56:07,800
Dog-man!
1460
00:56:07,840 --> 00:56:09,960
Where are you?
1461
00:56:10,040 --> 00:56:11,480
(Applause)
1462
00:56:11,600 --> 00:56:13,400
(Whoosh)
1463
00:56:22,920 --> 00:56:24,000
My, oh, me,
1464
00:56:24,080 --> 00:56:26,480
it's
a rain-a-roony-doodle day!
1465
00:56:26,560 --> 00:56:27,840
Whoo-hoo!
1466
00:56:30,040 --> 00:56:32,880
Bada-bing, baby!
1467
00:56:32,960 --> 00:56:34,800
(Slurping)
1468
00:56:35,840 --> 00:56:37,640
Come on, hairball!
1469
00:56:37,720 --> 00:56:40,040
(Whimpers)
1470
00:56:41,760 --> 00:56:43,720
Great. Now you're
out there somewhere
1471
00:56:43,840 --> 00:56:44,960
in the stupid rain
1472
00:56:45,000 --> 00:56:46,480
'cause you just couldn't
1473
00:56:46,560 --> 00:56:48,120
leave well enough alone,
could you?
1474
00:56:49,680 --> 00:56:51,960
No, you had to go
mess up a great thing
1475
00:56:52,000 --> 00:56:54,680
just to make
your stupid dream come true.
1476
00:56:54,720 --> 00:56:56,800
Bet you come crawling back
any minute now,
1477
00:56:56,840 --> 00:56:58,920
cold and wet
and tired and hungry
1478
00:56:59,000 --> 00:57:00,920
and sick of being a man
1479
00:57:01,000 --> 00:57:02,920
and wishing you could be
my dog again.
1480
00:57:03,000 --> 00:57:05,040
Well, forget it!
I'm not taking you back.
1481
00:57:05,120 --> 00:57:06,520
(Knock On door)
1482
00:57:06,600 --> 00:57:07,600
(Gasps) Spot!
1483
00:57:07,680 --> 00:57:09,520
Ha ha!
1484
00:57:09,600 --> 00:57:11,680
Oh, it's you.
1485
00:57:11,720 --> 00:57:13,680
"Oh, it's you"?
1486
00:57:13,720 --> 00:57:15,000
We traveled
2,000 miles,
1487
00:57:15,120 --> 00:57:17,560
and all we get is,
"oh, it's you"?!
1488
00:57:17,640 --> 00:57:19,880
Come on, jolly,
let's go home!
1489
00:57:20,000 --> 00:57:21,040
What?!
1490
00:57:21,080 --> 00:57:23,560
No, you guys.
I'm sorry.
1491
00:57:23,640 --> 00:57:26,000
I'm really, really
glad you're here.
1492
00:57:26,040 --> 00:57:27,880
I've never needed
anyone more.
1493
00:57:27,960 --> 00:57:29,760
Now, that's
a greeting.
1494
00:57:29,880 --> 00:57:31,120
Something's happened
to spot.
1495
00:57:31,200 --> 00:57:34,120
Sit down.
It's a long story.
1496
00:57:34,200 --> 00:57:36,880
(Blues Playing)
1497
00:57:40,160 --> 00:57:43,800
So this is what it's like
to be human, huh?
1498
00:57:47,640 --> 00:57:50,840
Sittin' alone in a dump
on your tailless butt,
1499
00:57:50,880 --> 00:57:54,040
just twiddlin'
your opposable thumbs.
1500
00:57:54,160 --> 00:57:57,040
Top of the world, ma!
1501
00:57:57,160 --> 00:57:58,880
(Sighs)
1502
00:57:58,920 --> 00:58:00,800
(Cries)
1503
00:58:00,880 --> 00:58:02,760
Top of the world.
1504
00:58:02,840 --> 00:58:05,560
(Harmonica Playing)
1505
00:58:05,600 --> 00:58:06,680
What's that?
1506
00:58:06,720 --> 00:58:09,840
Sounds like
that stupid song
1507
00:58:09,920 --> 00:58:11,760
leonard always
used to sing.
1508
00:58:12,920 --> 00:58:16,040
Oh, it is
that stupid...
1509
00:58:16,080 --> 00:58:18,800
(Sobbing)
Beautiful song!
1510
00:58:18,880 --> 00:58:20,920
Oh, leonard.
1511
00:58:20,960 --> 00:58:24,600
♪ I Know
It's been said ♪
1512
00:58:24,640 --> 00:58:28,000
♪ Everyone
Needs someone ♪
1513
00:58:28,080 --> 00:58:31,880
♪ A Loyal
Companion ♪
1514
00:58:31,920 --> 00:58:35,600
♪ To Share In Life's Fun ♪
1515
00:58:35,680 --> 00:58:38,840
♪ For A Day At The Park ♪
1516
00:58:38,920 --> 00:58:42,840
♪ Or A Game Of Leapfrog ♪
1517
00:58:42,960 --> 00:58:46,120
♪ A Friend Needs A Friend ♪
1518
00:58:46,160 --> 00:58:51,680
♪ A Boy Needs
A dog ♪
1519
00:58:51,760 --> 00:58:53,160
(Laughs)
1520
00:58:53,240 --> 00:58:55,800
(Music Playing)
1521
00:59:07,840 --> 00:59:09,800
♪ A Small Hand
To shake ♪
1522
00:59:09,840 --> 00:59:11,640
♪ Wanna Run A Race? ♪
1523
00:59:11,680 --> 00:59:13,160
♪ For A Bowl
Full of grub ♪
1524
00:59:13,280 --> 00:59:14,880
♪ What A Funny Face ♪
1525
00:59:14,960 --> 00:59:17,200
♪ A Face To Be Licked ♪
1526
00:59:17,280 --> 00:59:20,840
♪ When A Tummy
Gets rubbed ♪
1527
00:59:20,920 --> 00:59:24,120
♪ Like A Mom And A Dad ♪
1528
00:59:24,160 --> 00:59:27,240
♪ Need Their
Bundle of joy ♪
1529
00:59:27,320 --> 00:59:30,720
Both: ♪ A FRIEND
Needs a friend ♪
1530
00:59:30,800 --> 00:59:34,160
♪ A Dog Needs A Boy ♪
1531
00:59:34,200 --> 00:59:36,160
Pretty Boy, sobbing:A classic!
1532
00:59:36,200 --> 00:59:39,000
Even a bird
and a cockamamie cat
1533
00:59:39,040 --> 00:59:40,200
can see that!
1534
00:59:40,280 --> 00:59:43,840
(Sobbing) Yeah.
Why couldn't spot?
1535
00:59:43,920 --> 00:59:45,160
I don't know.
1536
00:59:45,200 --> 00:59:47,760
I guess we all have
different dreams, right?
1537
00:59:47,840 --> 00:59:48,760
Yeah.
Yeah.
1538
00:59:48,840 --> 00:59:49,840
And I guess...
1539
00:59:49,880 --> 00:59:51,200
If you really
love someone,
1540
00:59:51,280 --> 00:59:53,000
like I love spot,
1541
00:59:53,080 --> 00:59:55,160
you gotta let him
have his dream, right?
1542
00:59:55,280 --> 00:59:57,840
Even if it's different
from your dream, right?
1543
00:59:57,880 --> 00:59:59,200
Yeah.
Yeah.
1544
00:59:59,280 --> 01:00:01,680
I know what
I've gotta do!
1545
01:00:01,760 --> 01:00:04,160
There's only one way
for us to be together again.
1546
01:00:04,200 --> 01:00:06,160
I've gotta go
to Dr. Krank
1547
01:00:06,200 --> 01:00:09,080
and have him change me
into a dog!
1548
01:00:09,160 --> 01:00:10,880
Yeah!
Yeah!
1549
01:00:10,960 --> 01:00:12,000
What?!
What?!
1550
01:00:12,040 --> 01:00:13,240
See ya, guys!
1551
01:00:13,320 --> 01:00:15,120
I mean, woof!
1552
01:00:15,200 --> 01:00:16,200
(Snaps)
1553
01:00:16,240 --> 01:00:18,200
No! Wait!
No! Wait!
1554
01:00:18,240 --> 01:00:19,240
(Grunts)
1555
01:00:19,320 --> 01:00:21,040
Ow!
1556
01:00:23,720 --> 01:00:25,120
♪ I Can't Go On ♪
1557
01:00:25,200 --> 01:00:28,880
♪ With Just
Half of my heart ♪
1558
01:00:28,920 --> 01:00:31,040
♪ Nothing And No One ♪
1559
01:00:31,080 --> 01:00:34,880
♪ Can Keep Us Apart ♪
1560
01:00:34,920 --> 01:00:37,880
Both: ♪ IT'S
A permanent bond ♪
1561
01:00:37,920 --> 01:00:41,720
♪ We Can Never Destroy ♪
1562
01:00:41,760 --> 01:00:44,720
Big Scott: ♪ A FRIEND
Needs a friend ♪
1563
01:00:44,800 --> 01:00:46,880
Leonard: ♪ A FRIEND
Needs a friend ♪
1564
01:00:46,960 --> 01:00:48,200
♪ I've Got ♪
♪ A Boy ♪
1565
01:00:48,240 --> 01:00:50,720
♪ Needs A Dog ♪
♪ To Get Back ♪
1566
01:00:50,800 --> 01:00:52,320
♪ Needs A ♪
♪ To My ♪
1567
01:00:52,400 --> 01:00:59,280
♪ Dog ♪
♪ Boy ♪
1568
01:00:59,360 --> 01:01:02,080
Bunky, I'm back!
1569
01:01:02,120 --> 01:01:04,840
Pretty boy? Jolly?
What are you doing here?
1570
01:01:04,920 --> 01:01:07,760
Who is that strange man,
and why is he talking to us?
1571
01:01:07,840 --> 01:01:09,040
I don't know.
Just act dumb.
1572
01:01:09,080 --> 01:01:10,880
Uh, tweet.
1573
01:01:10,920 --> 01:01:13,160
Uhh!
Meow, meow, meow.
1574
01:01:13,240 --> 01:01:15,920
Guys, it's me.
It's spot.
1575
01:01:16,000 --> 01:01:17,280
Aah!
1576
01:01:17,400 --> 01:01:19,920
Oh, my. This is what
you look like as a man?
1577
01:01:20,000 --> 01:01:21,920
Why? Is something
wrong with it?
1578
01:01:22,000 --> 01:01:26,080
No, no. It was just
a shock at first.
1579
01:01:26,080 --> 01:01:27,800
You could use a shave.
1580
01:01:27,880 --> 01:01:30,120
Really? I thought
it was kind of edgy.
1581
01:01:30,160 --> 01:01:32,720
But forget that.
Where's leonard?
1582
01:01:32,760 --> 01:01:34,320
Oh, spot,
it's terrible.
1583
01:01:34,400 --> 01:01:36,240
He just ran out
babbling some nonsense
1584
01:01:36,280 --> 01:01:38,120
about if
you can't be his dog,
1585
01:01:38,160 --> 01:01:39,840
then he'll have to get
that Dr. Krank
1586
01:01:39,920 --> 01:01:41,920
to turn him
into your dog.
1587
01:01:41,960 --> 01:01:43,960
That crazy kid.
1588
01:01:44,040 --> 01:01:45,240
Although I guess
it could work.
1589
01:01:45,280 --> 01:01:47,800
No! No!
What am I saying?
1590
01:01:47,880 --> 01:01:51,120
I've got to save
my boy!
1591
01:01:51,200 --> 01:01:53,320
(Dr. Krank
muttering)
1592
01:01:55,120 --> 01:01:57,280
(Chuckles)
1593
01:01:57,400 --> 01:01:59,960
This is perfect--
perfect.
1594
01:02:00,000 --> 01:02:01,800
Why, my plan could not
have gone any better...
1595
01:02:01,880 --> 01:02:04,160
If I'd had a plan!
1596
01:02:04,240 --> 01:02:07,000
And now I do!
1597
01:02:07,120 --> 01:02:09,040
I'll turn the boy
into a dog,
1598
01:02:09,120 --> 01:02:12,000
use him as baitto lure the dog man,
1599
01:02:12,080 --> 01:02:15,760
and then I'll have
the man and the dog!
1600
01:02:15,800 --> 01:02:18,000
Ah ha! Mommy!
1601
01:02:18,080 --> 01:02:20,200
Nothing wacko
about that!
1602
01:02:20,280 --> 01:02:23,000
(Laughing)
1603
01:02:23,080 --> 01:02:27,000
Oh, isn't there,
Dr. Wacko?
1604
01:02:27,080 --> 01:02:29,120
Ah. You're
right on cue.
1605
01:02:29,160 --> 01:02:30,320
(Growls)
1606
01:02:30,400 --> 01:02:31,960
Ohh.
1607
01:02:32,000 --> 01:02:34,120
You really should've
seen that coming.
1608
01:02:34,160 --> 01:02:35,760
Ohh!
1609
01:02:35,840 --> 01:02:37,200
I'm sorry, scott.
1610
01:02:37,280 --> 01:02:40,120
I just wanted us
to be together again.
1611
01:02:40,160 --> 01:02:41,840
I did it for us.
1612
01:02:41,880 --> 01:02:44,320
No. I'm the sorry one,
leonard.
1613
01:02:44,360 --> 01:02:46,160
It's all my fault.
1614
01:02:46,160 --> 01:02:49,000
I shouldn't have
messed with nature.
1615
01:02:49,120 --> 01:02:50,000
Oh, haven't you heard?
1616
01:02:50,080 --> 01:02:52,960
My good man,
nature is dead.
1617
01:02:53,040 --> 01:02:55,800
Science is king!
1618
01:02:55,840 --> 01:02:58,280
Oh, that is just wrong
on so many levels.
1619
01:02:58,360 --> 01:03:02,080
Well, then riddle me
this, Dr. Krank.
1620
01:03:02,160 --> 01:03:04,320
Is it scienceor nature
1621
01:03:04,360 --> 01:03:05,920
that makes you
have to laugh
1622
01:03:06,000 --> 01:03:08,200
when someone tickles you
under the armpits?
1623
01:03:08,240 --> 01:03:09,880
Pretty boy, jolly.
1624
01:03:09,960 --> 01:03:12,360
(Laughing)
1625
01:03:12,440 --> 01:03:14,320
Stop it, you guys!
1626
01:03:14,360 --> 01:03:17,880
You keep him busy.
I'll take care of krank.
1627
01:03:17,920 --> 01:03:19,200
You're too late.
1628
01:03:21,200 --> 01:03:23,280
No!
1629
01:03:23,400 --> 01:03:25,000
(Zap)
1630
01:03:25,040 --> 01:03:26,880
Whoa! Whoa!
1631
01:03:26,960 --> 01:03:28,880
Aah!
1632
01:03:28,920 --> 01:03:30,080
Oh, my goodness.
1633
01:03:30,080 --> 01:03:31,360
What?
What is it?
1634
01:03:31,400 --> 01:03:33,040
Do I got spinach
in my teeth?
1635
01:03:33,160 --> 01:03:35,440
Big Scott: STOP! WAIT!
1636
01:03:35,520 --> 01:03:37,080
Oh! Aah!
Aah!
1637
01:03:37,120 --> 01:03:39,240
You are one
butt-ugly man.
1638
01:03:39,280 --> 01:03:42,080
Well, I've been under
a little stress lately.
1639
01:03:42,120 --> 01:03:43,480
Whoa!
1640
01:03:43,560 --> 01:03:44,920
Hey!
1641
01:03:45,000 --> 01:03:47,040
Hey! Whoa!
What's happened?
1642
01:03:47,080 --> 01:03:49,240
Uh-oh.
1643
01:03:50,520 --> 01:03:52,120
Oh, darn.
1644
01:03:52,200 --> 01:03:55,400
Wait a minute.
I've still got this.
1645
01:03:55,520 --> 01:03:58,000
Thank you, Dr. Krank!
1646
01:03:58,080 --> 01:03:59,160
No, no, you fool!
1647
01:03:59,240 --> 01:04:01,200
Quarters only!
A nickel will jam it!
1648
01:04:01,240 --> 01:04:02,920
You'll blow us all up!
1649
01:04:03,000 --> 01:04:05,920
That's a chance
I'll have to take.
1650
01:04:06,000 --> 01:04:08,080
(Dramatic Music playing)
1651
01:04:10,440 --> 01:04:12,520
Say auf wiedersehen...
1652
01:04:12,600 --> 01:04:14,520
Aah!
Wacko.
1653
01:04:14,600 --> 01:04:17,120
(Zapping)
1654
01:04:17,160 --> 01:04:20,120
Aah!
1655
01:04:20,160 --> 01:04:22,400
(Squeaks, Grunts)
1656
01:04:22,440 --> 01:04:24,000
Uhh!
1657
01:04:24,080 --> 01:04:26,280
Cool.
1658
01:04:27,440 --> 01:04:29,520
No! No! Help!
(Yowls)
1659
01:04:29,600 --> 01:04:31,000
Uhh!
1660
01:04:31,080 --> 01:04:34,120
Oh, well. To quote
the immortal bard,
1661
01:04:34,200 --> 01:04:35,960
which I don't believe
I've yet done
1662
01:04:36,040 --> 01:04:37,320
in this entire
adventure,
1663
01:04:37,400 --> 01:04:39,040
"all's well
that end's well."
1664
01:04:39,120 --> 01:04:40,160
Leonard: SCOTT!Look out!
1665
01:04:40,240 --> 01:04:42,400
(Cracks, Fizzles)
1666
01:04:45,040 --> 01:04:48,040
Quick! We got to get out
after it blows!
1667
01:04:48,120 --> 01:04:51,480
You go. There's one more
thing I've got to do.
1668
01:04:51,560 --> 01:04:54,200
It's my only chance.
1669
01:04:54,280 --> 01:04:56,000
Scott,
what are you doing?
1670
01:04:56,120 --> 01:04:58,320
(Zap)
1671
01:04:58,360 --> 01:05:00,000
(Whoosh)
1672
01:05:00,080 --> 01:05:02,320
(Beeping)
1673
01:05:02,360 --> 01:05:05,040
(Electricity Crackling)
1674
01:05:05,120 --> 01:05:07,200
(Boom)
1675
01:05:11,280 --> 01:05:14,320
Scott! Scott!
1676
01:05:15,480 --> 01:05:18,000
(Choral Music playing)
1677
01:05:21,000 --> 01:05:23,520
Oh, scott.
1678
01:05:25,360 --> 01:05:26,960
Stupid machine!
1679
01:05:27,000 --> 01:05:30,280
Stupid, stupid science!
1680
01:05:30,360 --> 01:05:33,120
(Zap)
1681
01:05:33,200 --> 01:05:35,360
(Dramatic Music playing)
1682
01:05:44,160 --> 01:05:46,360
Wake up,
dear blue spot.
1683
01:05:46,400 --> 01:05:48,040
Wake up.
1684
01:05:48,120 --> 01:05:52,240
Spot: OH, IS THAT YOU,Dear blue fairy?
1685
01:05:52,320 --> 01:05:55,040
How many times I got
to tell you, dog breath?
1686
01:05:55,080 --> 01:05:57,200
I ain't no fairy!
1687
01:05:57,240 --> 01:06:00,200
Spot? Is it really you?
1688
01:06:01,200 --> 01:06:02,520
In the fur.
1689
01:06:02,560 --> 01:06:05,360
Oh, spot, you're back!
1690
01:06:05,440 --> 01:06:07,520
I had to come back,
bunky.
1691
01:06:07,560 --> 01:06:10,240
I love ya, and
I want to be with ya.
1692
01:06:10,360 --> 01:06:12,040
Don't you remember?
1693
01:06:12,120 --> 01:06:13,560
Cue the violins.
1694
01:06:13,640 --> 01:06:17,160
♪ A Friend
Needs a friend ♪
1695
01:06:17,240 --> 01:06:20,440
♪ A Friend
Needs a friend ♪
1696
01:06:20,520 --> 01:06:22,280
Everybody sing!
1697
01:06:22,360 --> 01:06:24,600
♪ A Boy Needs A... ♪
1698
01:06:24,680 --> 01:06:26,320
♪ Back On The South End
Of the leash ♪
1699
01:06:26,400 --> 01:06:27,440
♪ Is Where My Place Is ♪
1700
01:06:27,520 --> 01:06:29,240
♪ Chasing Cars
And licking faces ♪
1701
01:06:29,280 --> 01:06:30,560
♪ A Simple Mutt
Livin' a dog's life ♪
1702
01:06:30,640 --> 01:06:32,600
♪ Now I'm In The Thrall
Of nature's call ♪
1703
01:06:32,720 --> 01:06:35,120
♪ It's My Destiny To Be
Man's best friend ♪
1704
01:06:35,200 --> 01:06:36,480
♪ And To Bite
Your own rear end ♪
1705
01:06:36,560 --> 01:06:39,080
♪ And So It's Buh-bye To
Species second guessing ♪
1706
01:06:39,120 --> 01:06:41,400
♪ This Rover's
Learned his lesson ♪
1707
01:06:41,440 --> 01:06:43,240
♪ I'm Proud To Be A Dog ♪
1708
01:06:43,320 --> 01:06:45,520
♪ The Breed Of Fido
Can't be denied-o ♪
1709
01:06:45,600 --> 01:06:47,520
♪ Glad To Be A Dog ♪
1710
01:06:47,600 --> 01:06:49,520
♪ And Dog Enough
To beg ♪
1711
01:06:49,600 --> 01:06:51,280
♪ A Dog You Must Be ♪
1712
01:06:51,360 --> 01:06:54,080
♪ I'll Be Spot-on ♪
1713
01:06:54,120 --> 01:06:55,080
♪ Because At Last I See ♪
1714
01:06:55,120 --> 01:06:56,080
Shh!
1715
01:06:56,160 --> 01:06:57,320
♪ That A Tree
Needs a mom ♪
1716
01:06:57,400 --> 01:06:58,640
Leonard:
♪ And A Sow Needs A Hog ♪
1717
01:06:58,720 --> 01:07:00,280
♪ Just Like London
Needs fog ♪
1718
01:07:00,320 --> 01:07:01,600
♪ Or A Princess A Frog ♪
1719
01:07:01,640 --> 01:07:04,120
♪ Well, A Friend
Needs a friend ♪
1720
01:07:04,200 --> 01:07:06,440
Both:
♪ A Road Needs A Bend ♪
1721
01:07:06,520 --> 01:07:07,680
♪ A Film Needs An End ♪
1722
01:07:07,760 --> 01:07:11,320
♪ A Boy Needs A Dog ♪
1723
01:07:11,400 --> 01:07:13,120
♪ Needs A Boy,
Needs a dog ♪
1724
01:07:13,200 --> 01:07:14,720
♪ Needs A Boy, Needs A Dog,
Needs a boy, needs a dog ♪
1725
01:07:14,800 --> 01:07:16,720
♪ Boy, Dog, Boy, Dog, Boy,
Dog, boy, dog, boy ♪
1726
01:07:16,800 --> 01:07:23,600
♪ Dog ♪
1727
01:07:23,640 --> 01:07:25,640
Woof!
1728
01:07:26,640 --> 01:07:29,120
(Pop Music playing)
1729
01:07:29,640 --> 01:07:30,640
♪ Hey! ♪
1730
01:07:30,680 --> 01:07:33,120
(Singer Laughs)
1731
01:07:33,160 --> 01:07:35,120
♪ Teacher's Pet ♪
1732
01:07:35,200 --> 01:07:38,160
♪ I Wanna Be
Teacher's pet ♪
1733
01:07:38,240 --> 01:07:40,480
♪ I Wanna Be Huddled
And cuddled ♪
1734
01:07:40,520 --> 01:07:43,240
♪ As Close To You
As I can get ♪
1735
01:07:44,160 --> 01:07:46,600
♪ Mm-hmm, Teacher's Pride ♪
1736
01:07:46,640 --> 01:07:49,520
♪ I Wanna Be
Teacher's pride ♪
1737
01:07:49,600 --> 01:07:52,160
♪ I Wanna Be Dated,
Paraded ♪
1738
01:07:52,240 --> 01:07:54,160
♪ The One Most Likely
At your side ♪
1739
01:07:54,240 --> 01:07:56,320
♪ I'm Burning
To learn ♪
1740
01:07:56,400 --> 01:07:59,480
♪ I Wanna Learn All
Your lips can teach me ♪
1741
01:07:59,520 --> 01:08:02,240
♪ One Kiss
Will do at the start ♪
1742
01:08:02,320 --> 01:08:05,320
♪ I'm Sure
With a little homework ♪
1743
01:08:05,400 --> 01:08:07,240
♪ I'll Graduate
To Your Heart ♪
1744
01:08:07,320 --> 01:08:09,600
♪ I'll Graduate
To your heart ♪
1745
01:08:09,680 --> 01:08:11,480
♪ Teacher's Pet ♪
1746
01:08:11,520 --> 01:08:13,560
♪ I Wanna Be Teacher's Pet ♪
1747
01:08:13,640 --> 01:08:14,680
♪ Teacher ♪
1748
01:08:14,760 --> 01:08:16,680
♪ I Wanna Take
Home A Diploma ♪
1749
01:08:16,760 --> 01:08:19,360
♪ And Show Ma
That you love her, too ♪
1750
01:08:19,440 --> 01:08:20,680
♪ I Hope
You love me, too ♪
1751
01:08:20,760 --> 01:08:22,720
♪ So I Can Be
Teacher's pet ♪
1752
01:08:22,800 --> 01:08:25,560
♪ Long After School
Is through ♪
1753
01:08:25,640 --> 01:08:27,680
♪ Ah Ah Ah ♪
1754
01:08:28,600 --> 01:08:31,440
♪ I Wanna Be,
I gotta be ♪
1755
01:08:31,520 --> 01:08:33,600
♪ I Wanna,
I gotta ♪
1756
01:08:35,880 --> 01:08:39,160
♪ I Wanna Learn
All your lips can teach me ♪
1757
01:08:39,200 --> 01:08:41,880
♪ One Kiss Will Do
At the start ♪
1758
01:08:41,960 --> 01:08:44,960
♪ I'm Sure
With a little homework ♪
1759
01:08:45,040 --> 01:08:46,880
♪ I'll Graduate
To your heart ♪
1760
01:08:46,920 --> 01:08:48,880
♪ I'll Graduate
To your heart ♪
1761
01:08:48,960 --> 01:08:50,040
♪ To Your Heart ♪
1762
01:08:50,120 --> 01:08:53,040
♪ I'll Graduate
To your heart ♪
1763
01:08:54,720 --> 01:08:56,600
♪ I Wanna Be ♪
1764
01:08:57,640 --> 01:08:58,600
♪ I've Got To Be ♪
1765
01:08:58,680 --> 01:09:00,560
♪ Teacher's Pet,
Teacher ♪
1766
01:09:00,640 --> 01:09:01,720
♪ I Wanna Be ♪
1767
01:09:01,760 --> 01:09:03,560
♪ T-t-t-teacher's Pet,
Teacher ♪
1768
01:09:03,640 --> 01:09:04,880
♪ I've Got To Be,
I want it ♪
1769
01:09:04,960 --> 01:09:06,080
♪ I Want It, I Want It,
I want it ♪
1770
01:09:06,160 --> 01:09:08,640
♪ I Wanna Be
T-t-t-teacher's pet ♪
1771
01:09:08,720 --> 01:09:12,000
♪ I've Got To Be
Teacher's pet ♪
1772
01:09:12,080 --> 01:09:15,000
♪ I Wanna Be
Teacher's pet ♪
1773
01:09:15,080 --> 01:09:17,160
♪ I Wanna Take Home
A diploma ♪
1774
01:09:17,240 --> 01:09:19,920
♪ And Show Ma
That you love me, too ♪
1775
01:09:20,000 --> 01:09:22,920
♪ Yeah, So I Can Be
Teacher's pet ♪
1776
01:09:22,960 --> 01:09:24,000
♪ Teacher ♪
1777
01:09:24,080 --> 01:09:26,560
♪ I Wanna Be
Teacher's pet ♪
1778
01:09:26,680 --> 01:09:28,920
♪ I Wanna Be
Teacher's pet ♪
1779
01:09:29,000 --> 01:09:33,600
♪ Long After School
Is through ♪
1780
01:09:33,640 --> 01:09:34,640
♪ I Wanna, I Gotta ♪
1781
01:09:34,720 --> 01:09:36,040
♪ Teacher's Pet ♪
1782
01:09:36,080 --> 01:09:37,600
♪ I Wanna Be,
I gotta be ♪
1783
01:09:37,680 --> 01:09:39,040
♪ Teacher's Pet ♪
1784
01:09:39,080 --> 01:09:40,120
♪ I Wanna, I Gotta ♪
1785
01:09:40,240 --> 01:09:41,760
♪ Teacher's Pet ♪
1786
01:09:41,800 --> 01:09:45,600
♪ I Gotta, Gotta, Gotta, Gotta
Be teacher's pet ♪
1787
01:09:45,640 --> 01:09:48,120
♪ I've Got To Be
Teacher's pet ♪
1788
01:09:48,200 --> 01:09:50,880
♪ I Wanna, Wanna Be
Teacher's pet ♪
1789
01:09:50,960 --> 01:09:53,960
♪ Long After School ♪
1790
01:09:54,040 --> 01:09:59,640
♪ Is Through ♪
1791
01:09:59,760 --> 01:10:01,760
♪ Yeah ♪
1792
01:10:01,800 --> 01:10:02,760
(Latin Music playing)
1793
01:10:02,800 --> 01:10:04,880
(Singer Shouts)
1794
01:10:04,960 --> 01:10:07,000
(People Cheering)
1795
01:10:20,000 --> 01:10:22,120
(People Cheering)
1796
01:10:24,000 --> 01:10:26,160
(People Clapping
in rhythm)
1797
01:10:31,160 --> 01:10:32,800
♪ Mambo ♪
1798
01:10:32,880 --> 01:10:35,040
(Chorus Singing in spanish)
1799
01:10:39,000 --> 01:10:41,680
♪ La La La, La La ♪
1800
01:10:41,760 --> 01:10:43,920
(Chorus Singing in spanish)
1801
01:10:50,040 --> 01:10:52,720
♪ La La La La La ♪
1802
01:10:52,800 --> 01:10:55,680
♪ La La La La La ♪
1803
01:10:55,720 --> 01:10:58,000
♪ La La La La La ♪
1804
01:10:58,040 --> 01:11:00,720
♪ La La La La La-la ♪
1805
01:11:01,920 --> 01:11:04,000
(Singer Shouts)
1806
01:11:05,080 --> 01:11:07,200
(Singer Speaking spanish)
1807
01:11:17,040 --> 01:11:18,720
♪ Mambo ♪
1808
01:11:18,800 --> 01:11:20,960
(Chorus Singing in spanish)
1809
01:11:36,080 --> 01:11:37,880
♪ La La La, La La ♪
1810
01:11:37,960 --> 01:11:38,880
♪ Mambo ♪
1811
01:11:38,960 --> 01:11:41,040
(Swing Music playing)
1812
01:11:42,080 --> 01:11:43,040
Men:
♪ Hot Diggity Dog ♪
1813
01:11:43,080 --> 01:11:45,920
Women:
♪ Ooh Ooh Ooh ♪
1814
01:11:46,000 --> 01:11:47,840
♪ Yeah, Yeah ♪
1815
01:11:47,880 --> 01:11:50,280
♪ Yeah, Yeah ♪
1816
01:11:50,360 --> 01:11:53,320
♪ Ooh, Dig That Dog ♪
1817
01:11:53,400 --> 01:11:54,800
♪ Hot Diggity Dog ♪
1818
01:11:54,880 --> 01:11:57,720
♪ Bow Wow Wow ♪
1819
01:11:57,800 --> 01:11:59,720
♪ Bow Wow ♪
1820
01:11:59,840 --> 01:12:01,920
♪ Wow Wow ♪
1821
01:12:01,960 --> 01:12:05,920
♪ Ooh, Dig That Dog ♪
1822
01:12:05,960 --> 01:12:07,760
♪ Dog, Boy, Dog, Boy,
Doggy, boy, dog ♪
1823
01:12:07,840 --> 01:12:09,760
♪ Boy, Dog, Boy, Dog,
Boy, doggy, boy ♪
1824
01:12:09,840 --> 01:12:11,240
♪ Boy, Dog, Boy, Dog,
Here, doggy, boy ♪
1825
01:12:11,320 --> 01:12:13,200
♪ Dog, Boy, Doggy, Boy,
Diggity-dog, boy ♪
1826
01:12:13,240 --> 01:12:14,320
♪ Dog, Boy ♪
♪ Boy, Dog ♪
1827
01:12:14,400 --> 01:12:15,760
♪ Boy, Dog ♪
♪ Dog, Boy ♪
1828
01:12:15,840 --> 01:12:17,760
Both: ♪ HOT, HOT,
Hot diggity dog ♪
1829
01:12:17,800 --> 01:12:19,240
(Woman Scats)
1830
01:12:19,320 --> 01:12:22,720
♪ Yeah, Hot Diggity Dog ♪
1831
01:12:22,760 --> 01:12:24,960
(Continues Scatting)
1832
01:12:25,040 --> 01:12:27,800
♪ Ooh, Dig That Dog ♪
1833
01:12:31,920 --> 01:12:33,800
All:
♪ Hot Diggity Dog ♪
1834
01:12:34,400 --> 01:12:36,800
(Swing Music playing)
1835
01:12:44,880 --> 01:12:46,800
♪ Though Money May Be ♪
1836
01:12:46,840 --> 01:12:48,920
♪ The Root Of All Evil ♪
1837
01:12:48,960 --> 01:12:52,360
♪ Money,
It might not buy you love ♪
1838
01:12:52,440 --> 01:12:54,280
♪ Money Won't Bring You
Happiness ♪
1839
01:12:54,320 --> 01:12:56,280
♪ Or Grow New Hair
Or cure your stress ♪
1840
01:12:56,320 --> 01:13:00,040
♪ Won't Get You
To the pearly gates above ♪
1841
01:13:00,120 --> 01:13:02,000
♪ But There's A Bunch
Of Things That money can do ♪
1842
01:13:02,080 --> 01:13:04,000
♪ Put A Shirt On Your Back
And a shine on your shoe ♪
1843
01:13:04,080 --> 01:13:06,120
♪ When The Cash Shows Up,
I don't say "boo" ♪
1844
01:13:06,160 --> 01:13:07,960
♪ I Take The Money
And run ♪
1845
01:13:08,000 --> 01:13:10,320
♪ 'Cause Love
Can't buy a fancy car ♪
1846
01:13:10,360 --> 01:13:12,160
♪ Or Fill Your Tank ♪
1847
01:13:12,200 --> 01:13:14,000
♪ If You Want
The finer things ♪
1848
01:13:14,080 --> 01:13:15,720
♪ You'd Better
Break the bank ♪
1849
01:13:15,800 --> 01:13:17,400
♪ 'Cause If There's One Sure
Thing that money can do ♪
1850
01:13:17,480 --> 01:13:19,400
♪ Put The Pedal To The Metal
When the rent comes due ♪
1851
01:13:19,480 --> 01:13:21,320
♪ When The Money Shows Up,
Baby, don't say "boo" ♪
1852
01:13:21,400 --> 01:13:23,040
♪ Just Take The Money
And run ♪
1853
01:13:23,120 --> 01:13:24,960
♪ Oh, Yeah,
Take the money and run ♪
1854
01:13:25,000 --> 01:13:28,000
♪ Go, Man, Grab Your Stash,
Get your cash ♪
1855
01:13:28,040 --> 01:13:29,360
♪ We're Gonna Have A Bash ♪
1856
01:13:29,440 --> 01:13:33,000
♪ Take The Money And Run ♪
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