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It is the Egyptian room.
Call the police.
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Hurry up.
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He steals everything that is
loose and stuck. -Impossible.
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Then look yourself.
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It's me, MJ.
I'm not calling too soon?
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No, it is not.
I have been up for hours.
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Tell us why non-planetary
mass does not exert gravity.
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It does, only very little.
I knew I should have you.
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You know this too.
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What should a drama
student with physics be?
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You need Einstein for that.
Would he be free?
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Now you say it…
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I have a test work on Monday and
I've been so busy with the festival.
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Now you have to say:
MJ, I want to help you.
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Then we also take a video.
I look in my diary.
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It's pretty full, but I'll manage it.
Awesome. Until then.
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And this time try to
attract two identical socks.
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She does not need any tutoring.
Not really.
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I have made more
impressions than I thought.
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Look, what terrible.
Spiderman has robbed the museum.
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He has taken dozens
of valuables.
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Anyone can attract and
break a Spiderman suit.
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Can you do something like that?
Or something?
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And then the lack of respect.
Good, but I'm not a thief.
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I'm going to work. A good day.
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I did not understand why everyone
thought Spiderman was such a hero.
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Recording in fifteen seconds.
Parker, here. Now.
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I'm coming. How strange that
you tackle this yourself.
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I am always there when Spiderman is news.
What you can not say.
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Why were there no
pictures on my desk?
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'Sorry' does not sell.
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Are you a journalist?
Camera is running.
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J. Jonah Jameson brings you a
live broadcast about Spiderman: -
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the last humiliation.
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I would also like to hear the
rest, but...
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Unbelievable.
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Someone left a souvernir.
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Stand still. Lee from the New York police.
What are you doing here?
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I am a photographer of the Bugle.
Reporter about Spiderman?
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Yes, but this time I'm too late.
Wait a second. What is that?
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- Something I found.
- That's web.
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Removing material is punishable.
Is it really web?
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Say it.
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The web of Spiderman dissolves after an
hour. This has been around for hours.
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Maybe he changed
the composition.
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Come on,
we'll talk further on the desk.
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Do not be afraid.
I come to help you.
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I am Mysterio and I have
a warning for Spiderman: -
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You can not hide anywhere,
you can not fly anywhere.
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For me,
you are a costumed engbek.
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What can you do?
I was already hoping for that question.
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Cheap trick.
I catch Spiderman for you.
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I want the media
bonuses to be included.
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And now things are rolling...
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Do not let the ball fall.
Understood?
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Everybody out. And now.
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How did he flicker that?
Good question.
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I knew it was fake,
that's what my instinct said.
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From hero to bastard.
And I'm not even a politician.
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And where does that Mysterio come from?
And he succeeds...
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A new Spiderman incident.
This time in the mall.
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According to the police...
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I'm going to visit
my bad twin brother.
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Why does everyone think he can be a hero?
A cheap imitation.
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No, then my captivating charm.
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I recognize that
laugh: Mysterio.
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The counterfeit Spiderman
disappears and you appear.
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He is one of your illusions.
You are fake.
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Do not be afraid.
I make sure he does no harm.
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Watch out that I
do not hurt you.
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I am eager to take the fight.
But not here.
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It has to happen on the spot
where you became my downfall.
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There are too many stones in
your fish bowl. What do you mean?
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That is all clear.
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Follow the road with
the yellow stones.
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Now I just feel
a certain coyote.
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Do we get the
farmers with flares?
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You have set them against me.
What now? -This.
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I like it when the
tension is cut.
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The old museum trick.
I do not kick in again.
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No trace.
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No one can hold his
breath for so long.
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We'll stop for tonight.
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With my next salary
I buy a snorkel.
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Spiderman is food for the fish
and the city has a new hero.
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Mysterio, a real hero.
V \ fi ndbuil.
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I just wanted to know if you were still
alive. - I forgot our appointment.
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Of course,
I am not important enough.
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If it's not too late...
You get a chance, and that's all.
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I'm baffled.
My life is a dull misery.
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What do I do it for?
I forget my appointments.
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My life must be different.
93
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Hello World. Day Spiderman.
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Leave Aunt May, I'll go.
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Only because I occasionally take his
picture, I do not know where he is yet.
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He is food for the Pisces, I hear.
We do not have a body.
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He is probably spinning his webs somewhere.
Then find him.
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He has been sounded in it.
Seize your chance to help an innocent man.
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That is not my responsibility.
I do not say this on the desk...
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But? I want to know who heis...
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and on Whose side he stands.
I know only one thing for sure.
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He never rejected
anyone who needed help.
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And you do. You've taken
pictures of him so often...
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too bad you have not
taken over from him.
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00:11:24,400 --> 00:11:28,310
She is right. Spidey never
left anyone out in the cold.
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Once after. When I just had my
strength, I wanted to see money.
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I wore a costume to
remain anonymous.
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Take him, do not let him escape.
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00:11:45,440 --> 00:11:50,110
Sorry, I'm a wrestler, not an agent.
Why should I interfere?
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The police were at Aunt May.
There was broken into.
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00:11:54,800 --> 00:11:56,710
I have bad news for you.
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00:11:56,840 --> 00:11:59,630
Uncle Ben had him stop Willen.
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The burglar was in a warehouse.
I wanted to get him first.
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And that worked for me too.
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It was that bastard that
I should have stopped.
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I had not used my powers.
That's how I lost my uncle.
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He always said: power
brings responsibility.
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If I stop, who will suffer?
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Are you gonna Go My Way?
120
00:12:31,480 --> 00:12:35,670
It makes me crazy. I will not forget
a guy with a fish bowl, right?
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He certainly was not born with that.
Wait.
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He said that I had ruined
his life on the bridge.
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Incidents involving Spiderman.
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Accidents, helicopter crashed, robbery.
Really your site.
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Helicopter crashed.
I know it again.
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A chase was filmed.
I call it up.
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00:12:58,760 --> 00:13:01,910
It was a scene with a
series of explosions.
128
00:13:02,040 --> 00:13:05,510
One was too powerful and
damaged a helicopter.
129
00:13:11,840 --> 00:13:15,230
There is more.
I had seen something at the tower.
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00:13:15,360 --> 00:13:19,870
A mortar. The man of the special
effects had hidden him there.
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He wanted a bigger blow.
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00:13:21,880 --> 00:13:26,230
The crash was his fault.
He would have gone free...
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if I had not caught him.
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They will arrest me.
It's all your fault.
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00:13:34,480 --> 00:13:37,040
I'll get you, I swear to you.
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00:13:37,160 --> 00:13:41,950
And you almost forgot this? - I hear
something like that three times a week.
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00:13:42,080 --> 00:13:45,990
His name is Quentin Beck.
He has been given a year.
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00:13:46,120 --> 00:13:50,510
Does he live in Wonder Studios?
That is the deciding factor.
139
00:13:50,640 --> 00:13:54,630
New York welcomes Mysterio
as the newest and largest...
140
00:13:54,760 --> 00:13:56,630
A fax comes in.
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00:13:58,360 --> 00:14:03,630
Dear Chuckles, do you want the real
story about Mysterio and Spiderman?
142
00:14:03,760 --> 00:14:09,550
Then come to the Wonder Studios,
your neighborhood-friendly Spiderman.
143
00:14:18,840 --> 00:14:22,150
Beck is a Spidey
fan club on his own.
144
00:14:22,280 --> 00:14:25,190
Suction cups?
Little advanced, though.
145
00:14:25,320 --> 00:14:27,430
But it does work.
146
00:14:27,560 --> 00:14:31,870
He has all the floor plans: the
museum and the shopping center.
147
00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:34,950
Those stunts have cost
him months of work.
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00:14:38,080 --> 00:14:41,590
The museum roof that collapses.
That's how he did it.
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A new holographic technique.
Small, portable and scary good.
150
00:14:46,480 --> 00:14:49,630
There are a lot of brains
in that sick fish bowl.
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00:14:50,360 --> 00:14:52,950
There was a series of
crimes in the pipeline.
152
00:15:10,800 --> 00:15:14,750
All that fake comes out of my head.
Not everything is fake.
153
00:15:14,880 --> 00:15:16,870
Every now and then it is real.
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00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:20,700
You can decide that.
If you can, at least.
155
00:15:20,840 --> 00:15:26,790
I give you a hint.
If you disappear, that is no illusion.
156
00:15:29,880 --> 00:15:32,670
What is this,
a fairground attraction?
157
00:15:38,200 --> 00:15:40,110
I do not even have to queue.
158
00:15:43,240 --> 00:15:47,020
Spiderman is inside, right?
That is not your business.
159
00:15:47,160 --> 00:15:50,470
Do not put a throat on it.
I am an influential man.
160
00:15:50,600 --> 00:15:55,270
Then you sing a little lower.
Do you want to? Then help me.
161
00:16:01,440 --> 00:16:05,630
Next time I will only go on the ponies.
My instinct...
162
00:16:07,840 --> 00:16:13,830
Oh no, the fantasy of Harryhausen.
Or is it the horror of Roger Corman?
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00:16:16,200 --> 00:16:22,230
Let's see how real you are.
A rough bolster, but inside...
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00:16:22,360 --> 00:16:23,950
a heart of aluminum.
165
00:16:40,920 --> 00:16:43,590
This is somewhat ironic.
166
00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:49,310
Time for the cavalry to arrive, is not it?
Well, they are there.
167
00:16:50,480 --> 00:16:53,470
They have nothing to do with it.
Let them go.
168
00:16:53,600 --> 00:16:56,630
- You can keep Jameson, but...
- Good.
169
00:16:56,760 --> 00:17:00,540
Time to clear the bill.
What account?
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00:17:00,680 --> 00:17:04,870
You did it to yourself.
That's what my psychiatrist said.
171
00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:08,780
But with him I did not
feel as good as I am now.
172
00:17:19,040 --> 00:17:24,110
Tie it around it.
And now draw as you have never drawn.
173
00:17:26,600 --> 00:17:29,160
Time for the grand finale.
174
00:17:31,760 --> 00:17:36,270
Q is here really?
If you are behind it, it is too late.
175
00:17:36,400 --> 00:17:40,830
I only have one chance.
I go on my instinct, close my eyes...
176
00:17:45,040 --> 00:17:48,990
What do you think of your great hero now?
Get me out of here.
177
00:17:49,120 --> 00:17:52,430
If you ask very sweetly.
I packed it.
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Spiderman free Mysterio caught.
179
00:17:55,080 --> 00:17:59,110
A riddle: what do Spiderman
and I have in common?
180
00:18:00,160 --> 00:18:03,150
You look good in tight clothes?
181
00:18:03,280 --> 00:18:07,790
We have not been both ourselves.
Are you taking me to my class?
182
00:18:10,480 --> 00:18:14,830
I'm sorry I hung up.
And me that I forgot our appointment.
183
00:18:14,960 --> 00:18:16,350
Do you still have extra lessons?
184
00:18:16,480 --> 00:18:19,910
To speak with an
old playwright: -
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who wants to learn, must study.
I did that and I made it.
186
00:18:24,800 --> 00:18:26,190
Congratulations.
187
00:18:27,160 --> 00:18:32,750
I have lessons here. I have to run. You
know, physics is very similar to theater.
188
00:18:32,880 --> 00:18:36,500
I get it now.
It's about creating order in life.
189
00:18:36,640 --> 00:18:41,150
When I realized that, it went
automatically. - I now also continue.
190
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Thank you for bringing
order to my life.
191
00:18:44,440 --> 00:18:46,230
And in that of Spiderman.
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