All language subtitles for Hogans Heroes S05E26 Klinks Escape

Come on.

Come on, come on.

Keep moving, mates.

Let's get inside before
the prices change.

There they
are, Colonel.

The four escapists
from Stalag 12.

Good. Hi, fellas.
Welcome to Stalag 13.

If you'd just get in line there,
we got passports for you.

We got civilian clothes,
local maps, local money,

and, uh, some food parcels.

Uh, I got some very nice
in a brown.

Perfect
for traveling.

Hey, look at the lining...
Finest quality.

Used to be curtains
in the guard's dining hall.

An escape center here
in a prison camp?

Well, we wanted to stay
in a low-rent neighborhood.

All right, keep the line
moving, fellows.

A homburg, Kinch?

Come on, with his coloring?

More of the, uh, Tyrolean.

How long has this
been going on?

Well, counting you four,
we've had 519 customers.

13 in just the past week.

But the guards...

The Germans could
walk right in here.

Not likely.

Our commandant has far
more important things

on his mind.

The beginning of a long

and beautiful friendship.

Oh! No, I really shouldn't.

This is my fourth.

Your fourth?

Ah!

The searchlights.

Seeking, probing.

But then, aren't we all
searching for something?

Warmth, affection.

A soft shoulder.

Oh, yes, a colonel is
like any other man.

The same hopes, the
same dreams, desires.

Except a colonel
is more lonely.

But not tonight,
my dear.

Klink!

Oh!

General Burkhalter,
what a pleasant surprise.

Surprise, yes.

Pleasant, no.

Uh, General, uh,
this is Fraulein Friederich.

Uh, she's here
on business.

Official business.

A most valuable
intelligence contact.

She brought, uh, some papers
for me to sign.

And I see you got
some of the ink

on your face.

Are you aware that
four men escaped

from Stalag 12 tonight?

And last week, there
were nine from Stalag 20,

and three from Stalag 9.

A disgrace.

But none from Stalag 13.

My record is perfect.

You will find me
eternally vigilant...

Where I find you is
on the sofa, Klink.

This camp could be next.

I want the guards doubled

and an immediate
top-to-bottom inspection

of every building now!

Now?

Now!

This might be
very revealing.

This is a serious
situation, Klink.

These escapes are far
too well organized.

There must be
an underground

clearing station
somewhere

helping these
prisoners.

An underground clearing station?

Without a question.

We are going
to find it.

Oh, Klink, uh...

Yes, sir.

You go ahead
with your inspection.

I left my gloves
over there.

Sir, your gloves
are right on your...

Yes, you left your
gloves over there.

Yes...

You're a very
attractive young lady.

It would seem to me

you could do much
better than a colonel.

Is there better?

There are generals.

I have this little
hideaway chalet

not very far from here.

It's very comfortable.

Full of meat and butter.

Think about it, my dear.

Be sure to send us a card
from London, huh?

And do tell 'em to get on
with the war, won't you?

You bet.
Good luck.

Bonne chance.

Colonel Hogan?

Krauts coming!

All right, let's go.

Here we go.

Roll call, Schultz.

Head count
at this hour, sir?

Ha. A complete
waste of time.

Just because
prisoners can escape

from other camps
doesn't mean

they can escape
from here.

Absolutely impossible.

Those were my
words exactly.

All present and accounted for.

Naturally,
Schultz.

Now, one thing
you can be sure of.

When the general
finally locates

the underground
escape station,

none of my prisoners
will be there.

Escape station, sir?

If the general

really wanted to
locate such a place,

he could give me the job.

A trained mind like mine.

I could find it just like that.

Bet you could.

Schultz.

Jawohl,
Herr Kommandant.

Ooh, that was close.

I don't like this one bit.

That general
sniffing around.

All this extra activity.

Things are getting
a bit chancy.

That can't be helped.

Try to get some rest.

There will probably be
another American bomber attack

on the Wissen tunnel tonight,

so the woods will be full
of knocked down pilots.

We'll pick up as many as we can.

Why doesn't
London forget

about that, Colonel?

Those planes can't
get to the tunnel

with all that flak.

It would be nice if
there were some way

we could cut down
all this extra work.

Well, there is.

We could blow up the tunnel
ourselves.

Hey, I'm for that.
Sure make life a lot easier.

Right.

Uh, it's risky,

but if you're all for it,
we could give it a try.

Yeah, you can
guess again.

All those
extra gunners

that old Klink
put on...

Well, they just
started patrolling

outside the fence,
right by our exit.

Yeah, he's right.

We're bottled up.

Maybe not.

You know a way
to get out?

I haven't,
but perhaps our commandant does.

Klink's going to help us?

Why not?

Klink is dying

to uncover our underground
escape center,

make points with Burkhalter.

So we plant in his mind
to let us escape.

He follows us,
uncovers the whole setup.

Lights out.

Everybody, lights out.

Ordered by the Kommandant.

Oh, come on...

Do me a favor.

All right,
all right, Schultz.

Anyway, that's exactly
how it happened.

Exactly how
what happened?

Uh, I was just explaining
to the fellows

how these German POWs
tried to escape

from an American prison camp

using one of those
underground rendezvous

like Klink mentioned.

But the Americans
solved the whole thing.

It was brilliant.

Hey, anybody
see my toothbrush?

How-how-how...
how did they do it?

How did who do what?

The Americans.

Oh, that.
Oh, it was quite simple.

They set up this phony escape
for the prisoners

so that they could follow them
to the underground rendezvous.

You sure
nobody found my toothbrush?

Did it work?

Oh, sure. Did you ever see
a toothbrush that didn't work?

Herr Kommandant,

Sergeant Schultz
reporting.

All lights out

and extra
sentries posted.

Very good, Schultz.

Dismissed.

Herr Kommandant,
you think it is true

the story about

how they found
the escape center?

Schultz, out.

You know where the
Kommandant forced

the prisoners
to escape?

Schultz, dismissed.

Out!

And then he
followed them

and knew exactly

where they
were going.

Schultz, get out
and never set foot

in this room again.

Schultz!

I'm going.
I'm going.

Get back in here.

Schultz, I have
just come up

with a
brilliant idea

on how to find
the escape center.

Here they come.

He must have
taken the hook.

Now remember,
we need a couple of days

to gather enough explosives,
so play hard to get.

Herr Kommandant, you are going
to force the men to escape?

It won't be easy.

You see, they've
become so accustomed

to my efficient
security,

they've forgotten
the meaning

of the word escape,

so, first, we must
restore their desire

to escape.

Good evening,
gentlemen.

Look what came
from the Red Cross.

American magazines.

Schultz!

Conditions are very nice
at home.

Apple pie.

Mm-hmm.

Baseball.

Pretty girls.

What's a girl?

Ah! These are glorious days
back there,

especially for men in uniform
just returning from overseas.

Everything their heart desires.

We certainly want
to thank you

for
these magazines, sir.

Oh, please, please,
it was nothing...

Oh, but it is.

And in return,
we want to renew our pledge

to never embarrass you
by even thinking

of trying to escape.

But-but-but you're
not embarrassing me.

I understand
these things.

It's a soldier's
duty to escape.

Prisoners do it
all the time.

Why, uh, only
last week, uh,

nine men from
Stalag 20, hmm?

Ah, but Stalag 20 doesn't have
a Colonel Klink.

Yes, he's right.

You're the best,
Herr Kommandant.

Of course. The best there is.

Please. Please,
please, please.

Take a rest period.

Look at the
magazines.

Mm-hmm.

Look at the pinup girls.
Mmm.

And tomorrow,

I have a very special
work detail cut out for you.

Picking up papers
outside the fence.

Outside, sir? We're supposed
to stay inside the fence.

Silence. I'm in charge

of keeping the men
inside this camp,

and when I say,
you go outside,

you go outside.

Now, Schultz,
be alert.

Since we are shorthanded,
you are the only guard.

Now, I must go back
to my office.

Oh, my!

I lost my rifle!

I must find it, or else
everybody will escape!

You mean it,
Schultz? No rifle?

Oh.

Here it is.

Well, Schultz.

Oh, please,
don't shoot!

Don't shoot!

I can do nothing!

Schultz, you got
to be more careful

what you do
with your things.

Don't worry,
we won't tell Klink.

Hey, fellows,
let's go back to camp.

Now make the hole big enough.

I want to put another gate
there.

All right,
all right.

That's enough
for now.

Leave it
like that.

You can finish
it tomorrow.

Schultz, that searchlight there
with the broken wire...

I want you to have it fixed
first thing tomorrow morning.

Jawohl, Herr
Kommandant.

Uh, Colonel,

if it's a broken wire,
Newkirk can fix it.

He's very handy
with electricity.

Have it done
before dark.

No trouble at all, sir.

Request denied.

We have enough to
blow up the whole tunnel.

We can go
tonight.

Klink'll be happy
to hear that.

He was just about ready
to give up.

I've worked up
this little presentation

to break the news
to him.

All right.
Hmm.

Hmm?

Thank you.

Shall we?

Yeah.

Oh, I've been
thinking.

That hole in
the fence...

Maybe we
could escape.

Escape from here?

Carter's right.
It's a perfect opportunity

with that searchlight
not working.

What do you think,
Colonel?

Well...

Just think,
back to baseball,

clean sheets and apple...

pie.

What do you say,
Colonel?

Well...

Why don't we
vote on it?

Here are some
pieces of paper.

Everyone write either
"escape" or "stay"

and put your vote
in the envelope.

They're voting on it.
Please, an escape.

Here. I have all the ballots.

This is it.

Would you hand me
the envelope, please?

Well, what is it?

The winner is... escape.

Ah! Escape!
Did you hear that?

Escape! My prisoners
are going to escape.

They're escaping tonight.

I've got 'em.
I've got 'em.

You're all
set, Colonel.

Yeah, explosives,
timers, the works.

Fine, fine, fine.

What do we do now?

Nothing.

But if we're busting
out of here tonight,

we need a plan.

We still haven't
figured out

how to get past the guards,
you know.

Yeah. That tunnel's
20 miles away.

We're going
to need a car.

Fellas, you seem
to be forgetting

this isn't our escape.

It's Klink's escape.

You expect him
to do everything?

Absolutely. He's doing
quite nicely so far.

I'm sure he'll come up
with something.

Ah, gentlemen.

Where is LeBeau?

Ah, LeBeau,
you're very good

with needle
and thread, right?

Well, it depends...

We need some insignias sewn

on these German
uniforms.

Fix them right away.

There are...
five of them.

Five of them.

Yeah, and the rest of you...

There's work to be done
at the motor pool.

I'll see you there.

Auf Wiedersehen.

I told you the commandant's
little mind was working.

That's how he's arranged for us
to get past the guards.

We're still going
to need a car.

Fellas... I know. "Leave
everything to Klink."

Mm-hmm.

And, uh, how
is my car running, huh?

Perfect condition,
sir, perfect.

Good, good. That'll be all
for tonight.

Oh, uh, Schultz, the guards
have been sleeping in my car.

I want you
to take it outside

and park it
on the road tonight

and fill it
with petrol.

I may want
to use it

in the morning.

A radio transmitter.

We will follow its signal
with a truckload full of men,

and they will lead us
directly

to the underground
escape center.

Oh, Herr Kommandant,
you think of everything.

Naturally.

Schultz, the truck
is all ready,

the men,
the radio direction finder?

Jawohl, Herr
Kommandant.

Good, good, good.
The trap is all set.

Very accommodating.

The colonel even remembered
I take a 40 regular.

The searchlight by the back
fence is still blacked out.

Yeah, with his car waiting,
full of gas.

The colonel certainly knows
his escapes.

We should've used him
before.

Just one more
thing, Colonel.

Mm-hmm. With the
general cracking down,

there's bound to be roadblocks
between here and that tunnel.

How do we get
past them?

Yeah. We're going to need
a pass or something.

Yeah, looks like
the colonel goofed on that.

Well, it's his first escape.
He can't think of everything.

So we're dead.

No, no, no.
We'll get a pass.

Better still, a hostage.

Where are we going to get
a hostage?

We'll call for
room service.

Well, I'm sorry, fellas,

but it looks like we can't
go through with the escape.

Why not?

Yes, yes, why not?

General Burkhalter

has set up roadblocks
everywhere.

We'd never be able
to get through

to the secret
escape center.

That Burkhalter...
He's ruined everything.

We could take
the back roads.

Yes, you could take
the back roads.

Well, the general's probably
got those blocked, too.

He probably has.

There is one thing that
might get us through.

What's that?

Well...

Well, what? Speak up.

If we had a hostage,
we could get through.

We could grab Schultz.

Schultz, you will be
the hostage.

Schultz
wouldn't do it.

It'd have to
be an officer,

a high-ranking
officer

like Colonel
Klink himself.

Me? Impossible.

Impossible.

Yeah, we'd never
capture the colonel.

Ah, you're right.

Well, we'll just have to
call off the whole escape.

No, no, no, no, wait.
I'll be right over.

Is there some trouble,
Colonel?

Not really, my dear.

Now, you stay
right here.

Schultz, you will be
in charge of the truck.

I will be with the
prisoners as their hostage

in command of the
entire escape.

Here he comes.

Very good service,
and they even deliver.

All right, now, remember,
look guilty when he catches us.

Right, sir.

Colonel Klink!

Good evening, gentlemen.

Uh, these uniforms, sir,
uh... uh...

We just couldn't resist
trying them on.

They're so very nice.

Yes. It's so cold out,
and these are so warm.

It was easier for me
to sew on them.

No matter, no matter.

I must say,
they do fit very well.

Well, thank you, sir,
thank you.

If I didn't know you,
I would even think

that you were
German soldiers myself.

Uh-huh.

Very convincing.

Yes, uh, we Germans do have
very smart uniforms, don't we?

If we didn't have
to wear side arms...

You see, they ruin
the whole effect.

There... without a gun.

Much better, isn't it?

Oh, what's this?

The back searchlight

has not been
repaired yet, huh?

Colonel Klink.

What's this?

You're our hostage.
We're escaping.

What should I do
with this?

Put it in the
general's car.

Marvelous.

Just as we guessed.
A roadblock.

Hogan, you'll never get away
with this.

Maybe we won't.
Maybe we ought to go back.

Then again... maybe you will
get away with it.

We'll have a gun pointed
right at you, Commandant.

You'd better get us through.

Sorry, sir.

No cars allowed to pass

without orders
from General Burkhalter.

I am Colonel Klink,
commandant of Stalag 13.

I'm on a special assignment
for the general.

He gave us no orders.

This is a secret
intelligence mission.

Now, we have no time,

and I accept full
responsibility.

You open up that roadblock
and open it up now.

Jawohl.

Now you're
being sensible.

What else can I do?
You have the gun.

We'll be at the
rendezvous soon.

We're going to have
to blindfold you.

I understand.

Come, my dear.

We will pay a little visit
to my chalet.

Just you and I...
and the night and the music.

Radio signal.
It's moving.

Good. Follow them,

follow them, but
not too close.

Why have we stopped?

We have to check maps.

Um, rendezvous spot is
kind of hard to find.

Well, what
are we waiting for?

Well, uh, let me see...

All set.

We went a little
past the turnoff.

Yes, a general is
like any other man:

the same hopes,
dreams, desires...

except a general
is more lonely,

but not tonight,
my dear.

Don't move!
Halt! Heraus!

Attention, attention,
before I shoot you!

Hands up, or we...

uh, we... shoot.

Good evening...
General.

Uh, we are here?

Yeah, yeah, we're
here, all right.

Let's just hope I've
done the right thing.

Hey, sir, here comes Schultz
with a truck...

truckload of soldiers.

Get your hands up.
Get your hands up.

Hey, don't shoot.
It's just us.

It's us, Schultz.
Come on, don't shoot.

Hey, Schultz, don't shoot.
It's your old mates.

Schultz, here,

destroy everything,
everything!

Destroy everything?
Our own camp?

Exactly.

Our own camp?

We just couldn't go through
with the escape, sir.

You've been so good to us,

we just couldn't,
so we came back.

What was that?

It's the war,
but don't worry, sir.

From the sound of it,
I'd say it was 20 miles away.

Klink!

Ah, General Burkhalter,

what a pleasure
to see you.

Just what is going
on here, Colonel?

First, your men
break into my chalet,

then I come here and I find

your searchlight's
not working,

your fence down, the prisoners
out of the barracks.

You see,
General Burkhalter, I...

There will be an
investigation, Colonel,

and you may not be a colonel
much longer.

Please, General,
try to understand.

If you will just give me
a few minutes,

I will explain.

You see, I had a plan.

Fraulein.

Drive on.

There'll be another, sir.

So, there's
an investigation.

The important thing is

your perfect no-escape record
is still perfect,

and I know that makes you
a very happy man.