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Fantastic dinner,
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simply fantastic.
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Thank you, my dear.
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The champagne and all
that lovely caviar.
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Do you know what day
this is?
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Thursday.
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Ah, it's much more
than Thursday.
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Today is our
anniversary.
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Did you know that we have known
each other for a whole month?
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Oh.
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Oh! Oh, a jade necklace.
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Oh, how lovely.
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Sofia, darling, you have
the most beautiful eyes.
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Oh, danke,
Herr Kommandant.
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Oh, just call me
plain Commandant.
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All right, Commandant.
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Where was I?
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My eyes.
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Oh, yes, oh, yes.
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They sparkle, like
37-millimeter antiaircraft shells
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bursting in the dark sky.
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Halt!
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Halt!
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Stop it!
Stop it!
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What are you doing?!
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Going for a little
walk, huh?!
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Yeah, going for a walk.
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You're walking right into
the cooler, you understand?!
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Hold it, Schultz, you
can't arrest this man.
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Who said so?
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He was just airing
his blanket, right?
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Yes, sir.
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Schultz!
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Schultz!
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What's going on out there?
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What's all the shooting?
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He was just airing
his blanket, Schultz.
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You want me to believe that?
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Herr Kommandant, false alarm!
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The guards in the tower are
trigger-happy!
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There will be no more
trigger happiness tonight!
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Jawohl, Herr Kommandant!
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Take him back to the barracks.
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And you!
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Wait till after the war to air
your blankets, you understand?
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All right, come on.
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All right, get down
in the tunnel.
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Next time, I may do
the shooting and I won't miss.
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If anything like this
happens again,
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we're going to hold
a court-martial
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right here in the tunnel.
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I've had enough.
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We're sick of it.
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We want out.
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You got to do
something, sir.
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All right,
pipe down.
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You could have blown
the whole operation tonight,
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put us right out
of business.
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I almost made it, sir.
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You weren't even close.
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Colonel,
it's two weeks
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since we broke out
of Stalag 5.
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That was your
first mistake,
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the seven of you
all at once.
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How do you think
the Krauts feel
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about that kind
of operation?
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Gets them
awfully nervous.
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Sure, and the heat's
passed around
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from one Luftstalag
to the next.
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We're going stir crazy.
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When can we move?
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I told you, as soon as
the underground can handle it.
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You'll be passed along
to the coast
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and taken to England by sub.
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We're ready.
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But we're not.
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You're going to relax
until we are.
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That's an order.
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Keep them amused, huh?
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LeBeau was trying.
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They don't like my
Maurice Chevalier imitation.
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Why don't you try
Betty Grable.
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Better stick
with Chevalier.
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What's going on,
Colonel?
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No idea.
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Must be some kind
of a meeting.
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Bloody rude of them
not to invite you.
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Maybe I'll go anyway.
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Mind the store, huh?
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Thank you.
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I needed that.
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This major that just came in
with General Burkhalter.
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What about him?
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Oh, nothing, he just looks
familiar, that's all.
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And you'd like to know
who he is.
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Major Strauss,
commandant of Luftstalag 5.
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That's interesting.
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So are you.
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Mind if I catch a little of
this fascinating conversation?
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Why?
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Oh, nothing.
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Major Strauss may be
transferred here.
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How's that for a reason?
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Not too good.
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Hilda.
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Ah...
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That's a much
better reason.
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So's that.
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In the past year,
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Major Strauss, over 100
escapes from Stalag 5
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and more than half of them
being successful.
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That is terrible.
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Somehow I knew
you would think so.
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How do you explain it, Major?
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Yes, how do you
explain it, Major?
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Well, we do have a
large prisoner population.
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So does Stalag 13,
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but we have never had one
successful escape here.
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Klink, if you don't mind,
I'll blow your horn.
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For once, you don't have
to do it yourself.
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Thank you, General Burkhalter.
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Now, Major, I have studied
your service record.
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You're a good soldier,
very qualified for your job.
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I appreciate
that, sir.
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What's 100 escapes?
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Nothing.
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It could happen to anybody.
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Except you, of course.
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Except me, of course.
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Unfortunately, Stalag 5
is a problem.
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We had to keep the 14th Division
tied down in this area
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for patrol duty.
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We can't move them
to the Eastern Front.
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Oh, they must be terribly
disappointed, Herr General.
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We have to do something
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about this situation,
Strauss.
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I want you to move in
here to study and observe
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Klink's methods.
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He is to have access
to everything, Klink:
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housekeeping details,
security matters.
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I will take over Stalag 5
temporarily while you are here.
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Herr General.
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What can I possibly
learn from him?
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I know how to wear
a monocle.
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Perhaps you could use it
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to look for your missing
prisoners, huh?
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Major, Klink is
your superior.
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You are being disrespectful.
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Herr General, I do not
want to come here
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as a student...
or anything.
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The alternative for you is
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a nice train trip
to the Russian Front.
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General Burkhalter,
I do not want him here.
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And you, Klink, can go to Russia
on the same train!
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Then all you two will have
to fight about
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is who gets the upper berth.
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What's up?
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Great bloody air raid
on DĂĽsseldorf...
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Hundreds of them.
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It's about time.
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It's good news
and bad news, Colonel.
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Half of DĂĽsseldorf is now
a garbage dump.
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But the bad news is
12 of our guys bailed out.
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Four were captured
and eight got away.
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What's bad news about that?
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The underground's sending them
here.
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They can't do that!
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I don't
believe that!
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Tell them we got
a full house.
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Can't do it, Colonel,
they've shut down.
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This is a POW camp,
not a subway.
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The Gestapo's already on the
move looking for the flyers.
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Right. That'll
give us 15 men.
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We can't get rid of
the seven we've got.
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There's no air
in the tunnel now.
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I will not give
those guys
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mouth-to-mouth
resuscitation.
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All right, let's not get
worked up.
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We have no choice.
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Carter, Newkirk, LeBeau, go out
and meet them tonight.
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Now, the rendezvous point
is X14, 2200 hours.
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15 guys.
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Holy Toledo!
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What are you going to do?
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We're the only motel
in a combat zone.
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I believe in the iron fist
in a velvet glove.
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As commandant, I have to make a
few concessions once in a while.
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Only last week, I granted my men
15 extra minutes of hot water.
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A day?
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A month.
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That's what I call being
a real humanitarian.
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Oh, you'll get the hang of my
system in a few days, Major.
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You see, there's no secret
to my methods.
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The record of my success
is an open book.
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Coffee, Major.
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Thank you, Sergeant.
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You have been with Colonel Klink
quite a while.
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Oh, I'm like
a son to him.
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He raised me
from a private.
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That's nice.
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I have great respect
for the colonel...
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In fact, for all
the officers
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down to the rank
of captain.
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As you can see,
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I am trying to learn
the methods
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of this man you respect
so much, Sergeant.
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You could do worse, Major.
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You may be able to interpret
some ledger entries.
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Oh...
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Thank you.
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I see here...
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Ah.
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3,000 marks for
transportation of prisoners
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to Hammelburg
for church services.
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Is that customary?
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It's funny.
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The commandant has
a great sense of humor.
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Whenever he borrows money
from the camp treasury,
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he always puts that down.
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"Transportation
for church services."
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Ooh, that's beautiful.
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It is amusing.
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He pays the money back,
of course.
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Yes, sir.
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There is no record
of that.
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Oh, he must have forgotten.
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Aw, you know how it is
when one is in love.
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Sit down, Schultz.
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Please, please.
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Klink is in love?
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00:11:06,665 --> 00:11:08,709
Ja, with two people...
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Himself and Sofia.
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Who is she?
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Sofia Lindemann,
a local tomato.
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Ooh, very ooh-la-la.
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Your commandant knows
how to live.
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Hmm.
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Oh, uh, here...
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5,000 marks for
a pound of caviar
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and a case of champagne
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to entertain
Reichsmarschall Göring.
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Did you meet Göring when
he was here, Sergeant?
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Ja. That was easy.
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Really.
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Ja.
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Reichsmarschall
Göring and Fräulein
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Lindemann are the same person.
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Oh, that is very clever!
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Oh, the commandant knows
how to operate in a war.
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You have everything you need,
Major?
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More than enough, Schultz,
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more than enough.
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There is the motor pool.
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Maintenance on all vehicles
is done by the prisoners
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on a voluntary basis.
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00:12:08,143 --> 00:12:10,145
That is very unusual.
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Yes, and someday,
if you work hard,
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00:12:13,941 --> 00:12:16,777
maybe you will get your
prisoners to do things like that.
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00:12:16,819 --> 00:12:18,320
I'll try.
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Göring must have been
very impressed.
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Indeed he was.
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Göring? Which Göring?
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Rather heavyset man
who paid you a visit recently.
264
00:12:27,663 --> 00:12:30,332
You entertained him with caviar
and champagne.
265
00:12:30,374 --> 00:12:33,377
Oh, that Göring.
266
00:12:33,419 --> 00:12:35,921
Oh, yes, indeed it was
a great honor.
267
00:12:35,963 --> 00:12:37,214
You've been in my books.
268
00:12:37,256 --> 00:12:40,634
Burkhalter said I was to have
access to everything, remember?
269
00:12:40,676 --> 00:12:44,013
I would like to meet
Fräulein Lindemann sometime.
270
00:12:44,054 --> 00:12:45,180
Really?
271
00:12:45,180 --> 00:12:46,890
Maybe I should invite her
for dinner?
272
00:12:46,932 --> 00:12:51,395
I will wait until she gives
testimony at your court-martial.
273
00:12:51,437 --> 00:12:53,063
Court-martial?
274
00:12:53,105 --> 00:12:54,607
Is that necessary?
275
00:12:54,648 --> 00:12:58,485
Somebody has to find you
guilty of stealing camp funds.
276
00:12:58,527 --> 00:13:00,070
Oh, I only borrowed
the money.
277
00:13:00,112 --> 00:13:01,614
I mean, it was a loan.
278
00:13:01,655 --> 00:13:03,198
I intended to pay it back.
279
00:13:03,240 --> 00:13:05,034
Of course.
280
00:13:05,075 --> 00:13:07,786
Tell that to the boys
in Stalingrad,
281
00:13:07,828 --> 00:13:11,248
unless Burkhalter decides
on a firing squad.
282
00:13:11,290 --> 00:13:12,583
Major, must you report this
283
00:13:12,625 --> 00:13:13,876
to General Burkhalter?
284
00:13:13,917 --> 00:13:17,087
I mean, he has so many
things on his mind these days.
285
00:13:17,129 --> 00:13:18,756
Remember the war effort?
286
00:13:18,797 --> 00:13:20,549
I am.
287
00:13:20,549 --> 00:13:23,510
You have pushed me around,
288
00:13:23,552 --> 00:13:25,846
made me look like dirt
in front of him
289
00:13:25,888 --> 00:13:30,601
and now, the monocle is
on the other eye,
290
00:13:30,642 --> 00:13:31,602
Commandant!
291
00:13:34,188 --> 00:13:37,066
You're just not a nice person.
292
00:13:37,107 --> 00:13:39,151
I say we ought to
send the lot of them out
293
00:13:39,193 --> 00:13:40,819
through the
emergency tunnel.
294
00:13:40,861 --> 00:13:42,154
Right. Let the
underground handle it.
295
00:13:42,196 --> 00:13:43,530
Yeah, maybe they
can hide out
296
00:13:43,572 --> 00:13:45,074
in groups of twos
and threes.
297
00:13:45,074 --> 00:13:47,409
The underground doesn't have
enough safe houses.
298
00:13:47,451 --> 00:13:48,410
Impossible.
299
00:13:48,452 --> 00:13:50,079
Colonel, I'm running
out of food.
300
00:13:50,120 --> 00:13:52,373
Pretty soon I'll
have to give them
301
00:13:52,414 --> 00:13:53,332
the same stuff
that Klink gives us.
302
00:13:53,374 --> 00:13:55,626
Poisoning people is no way
to get rid of them.
303
00:13:55,667 --> 00:13:57,920
We can't just sneak them
out of camp.
304
00:13:57,920 --> 00:14:00,089
Gestapo's got a man
behind every tree out there.
305
00:14:00,130 --> 00:14:01,423
The underground can't move.
306
00:14:01,465 --> 00:14:03,967
Then we're stuck with
that lot indefinitely, then.
307
00:14:04,009 --> 00:14:05,135
No.
308
00:14:05,177 --> 00:14:07,429
What we need is
a bold, open plan.
309
00:14:07,471 --> 00:14:09,098
Heck, I'd just march
them out of camp
310
00:14:09,139 --> 00:14:10,682
like they were
going someplace.
311
00:14:10,724 --> 00:14:12,726
That's not bold,
it's insulting.
312
00:14:12,768 --> 00:14:14,937
Hey, suppose they were
on a cleanup detail
313
00:14:14,937 --> 00:14:17,439
outside the wire
and just disappeared.
314
00:14:17,481 --> 00:14:19,525
Now you're
getting warmer.
315
00:14:19,566 --> 00:14:21,652
Can you arrange it,
Colonel?
316
00:14:21,693 --> 00:14:22,820
I'll just ask
Klink.
317
00:14:22,861 --> 00:14:24,154
Will he go for it?
318
00:14:24,196 --> 00:14:26,281
How can you refuse
to clean up the war?
319
00:14:32,037 --> 00:14:33,122
Come in, come in.
320
00:14:33,122 --> 00:14:35,082
Can I see you a minute,
Commandant?
321
00:14:35,124 --> 00:14:36,375
Yes, take a good look.
322
00:14:36,416 --> 00:14:37,751
You won't see me
much longer.
323
00:14:37,793 --> 00:14:38,794
You're leaving us?
324
00:14:38,836 --> 00:14:40,045
Let me guess.
325
00:14:40,087 --> 00:14:41,505
You've been transferred
to active duty.
326
00:14:41,547 --> 00:14:43,090
Huh. Very active...
327
00:14:43,132 --> 00:14:46,426
Either Stalingrad or falling
in front of a firing squad.
328
00:14:46,468 --> 00:14:47,886
That's active enough
for anybody.
329
00:14:47,928 --> 00:14:48,887
What happened?
330
00:14:48,929 --> 00:14:50,848
Why should I tell you?
331
00:14:50,889 --> 00:14:51,974
You're one of my enemies.
332
00:14:51,974 --> 00:14:53,517
What else have you got?
333
00:14:53,559 --> 00:14:57,813
Oh, I suppose it doesn't
matter anymore anyway.
334
00:14:57,813 --> 00:15:00,524
Major Strauss went
through the books.
335
00:15:00,566 --> 00:15:03,402
I have been borrowing
from the camp treasury.
336
00:15:03,443 --> 00:15:06,697
Well, if you got a choice,
take the firing squad, sir.
337
00:15:06,738 --> 00:15:07,739
It's quicker.
338
00:15:07,781 --> 00:15:09,491
I had every intention
of paying it back.
339
00:15:09,533 --> 00:15:11,326
But you never quite
made it, right?
340
00:15:11,326 --> 00:15:12,828
No, I never quite made it.
341
00:15:12,870 --> 00:15:14,538
Fräulein Lindemann?
342
00:15:14,580 --> 00:15:15,664
You know how it is.
343
00:15:15,706 --> 00:15:18,500
Yeah, I used to know
how it is.
344
00:15:18,542 --> 00:15:21,336
And now Major Strauss reports
to General Burkhalter
345
00:15:21,378 --> 00:15:22,296
and that's that.
346
00:15:24,256 --> 00:15:27,801
Why must I be so
attractive to women?
347
00:15:27,843 --> 00:15:29,511
Why?
348
00:15:29,511 --> 00:15:31,513
It's one of the great mysteries
of our time.
349
00:15:33,348 --> 00:15:36,226
My last official act could be
to send you to the cooler.
350
00:15:36,268 --> 00:15:39,771
You do that and I won't be able
to help you.
351
00:15:39,813 --> 00:15:40,772
I got an idea.
352
00:15:40,814 --> 00:15:41,857
Hmm. Unless you're
willing
353
00:15:41,899 --> 00:15:43,859
to shoot Major Strauss
in the back,
354
00:15:43,859 --> 00:15:44,568
I'm not interested.
355
00:15:44,610 --> 00:15:45,694
There was a mass breakout
356
00:15:45,694 --> 00:15:47,905
from Stalag 5
a few weeks ago...
357
00:15:47,946 --> 00:15:49,197
Seven prisoners,
I believe.
358
00:15:49,239 --> 00:15:50,866
How do you know
about that?
359
00:15:50,908 --> 00:15:53,702
We had a few transfers
from Stalag 5 and they talked.
360
00:15:53,744 --> 00:15:57,331
Now suppose, just suppose
that I could arrange
361
00:15:57,372 --> 00:16:00,083
for you to recapture
those seven guys.
362
00:16:00,125 --> 00:16:01,084
You could arrange that?
363
00:16:01,126 --> 00:16:02,085
How?
364
00:16:02,127 --> 00:16:04,129
Are you going
to ask questions
365
00:16:04,171 --> 00:16:05,964
or start packing your
long woolen underwear?
366
00:16:06,006 --> 00:16:07,049
I'm listening,
I'm listening.
367
00:16:07,090 --> 00:16:08,258
All right.
368
00:16:08,300 --> 00:16:09,968
You recapture
the prisoners,
369
00:16:10,010 --> 00:16:11,678
you turn them over
to the major
370
00:16:11,720 --> 00:16:13,305
on the condition
that he forget
371
00:16:13,347 --> 00:16:16,058
all about your hanky-panky
with Fräulein Lindemann.
372
00:16:16,058 --> 00:16:18,143
The major becomes
a hero to Burkhalter
373
00:16:18,185 --> 00:16:19,895
and you go on
dancing your way
374
00:16:19,936 --> 00:16:21,605
into the heart
of the Third Reich.
375
00:16:21,647 --> 00:16:23,398
Can you do that?
376
00:16:23,482 --> 00:16:24,983
Make the deal with the major.
377
00:16:25,025 --> 00:16:26,401
All right, all right.
378
00:16:26,401 --> 00:16:29,529
But, Hogan, why would you
go through all that trouble, huh?
379
00:16:29,571 --> 00:16:31,365
I'm doing it for my men.
380
00:16:31,406 --> 00:16:33,950
They've developed a fond
affection for you, sir.
381
00:16:33,992 --> 00:16:34,993
Oh, well...
382
00:16:35,035 --> 00:16:36,578
I mean, when you walk by
383
00:16:36,578 --> 00:16:37,996
with your riding crop
and your monocle,
384
00:16:38,038 --> 00:16:39,831
they say, "There goes Klink.
385
00:16:39,873 --> 00:16:42,668
He's embarrassing,
but he's ours."
386
00:16:42,709 --> 00:16:43,710
I'm not sure, Hogan,
387
00:16:43,752 --> 00:16:45,128
but I think I
should be offended.
388
00:16:45,170 --> 00:16:46,546
Work on it.
389
00:16:55,722 --> 00:16:56,973
He's shaking hands, Colonel.
390
00:16:57,015 --> 00:16:58,225
Hey, Klink's headed
this way.
391
00:16:58,266 --> 00:16:59,601
All right, fellows,
break it up.
392
00:17:06,108 --> 00:17:08,819
I saw you talking
to the major.
393
00:17:08,860 --> 00:17:11,363
Yes, he might be
interested,
394
00:17:11,405 --> 00:17:13,031
but first
he wants to know
395
00:17:13,073 --> 00:17:14,408
where the seven
prisoners are
396
00:17:14,449 --> 00:17:16,243
and how this recapture
is to be arranged.
397
00:17:16,284 --> 00:17:19,246
I also saw you shaking
hands with him.
398
00:17:19,287 --> 00:17:20,705
Oh, that was just
a gesture.
399
00:17:20,747 --> 00:17:22,332
Don't get cozy with me,
Commandant,
400
00:17:22,374 --> 00:17:24,835
you're halfway
to the Russian Front.
401
00:17:24,876 --> 00:17:25,627
All right,
it's a deal.
402
00:17:27,671 --> 00:17:29,339
I get his prisoners back
403
00:17:29,381 --> 00:17:32,634
and he forgets that I borrowed
from the camp treasury.
404
00:17:34,344 --> 00:17:37,597
Now, Hogan, when is all of
this going to happen, hmm?
405
00:17:37,639 --> 00:17:39,307
One of these nights,
real soon.
406
00:17:39,307 --> 00:17:41,476
I don't think I like
the sound of that.
407
00:17:41,518 --> 00:17:44,146
Would you rather hear sleigh
bells coming toward you?
408
00:17:45,522 --> 00:17:47,607
Eight Kraut uniforms, Colonel?
409
00:17:47,649 --> 00:17:49,776
Including one for
a Luftwaffe captain.
410
00:17:49,818 --> 00:17:52,279
Kinch, we'll need a truck
big enough for 15 men.
411
00:17:52,320 --> 00:17:54,531
Just sitting in the
motor pool, waiting.
412
00:17:54,573 --> 00:17:55,824
He's pretty cute,
413
00:17:55,866 --> 00:17:57,534
doesn't even bother jumping
the wires anymore.
414
00:17:57,576 --> 00:17:58,827
All right, Kinch,
415
00:17:58,827 --> 00:18:02,080
I want you to hide the truck
just off the road here.
416
00:18:02,122 --> 00:18:04,249
LeBeau, I want you
to lead the men to it.
417
00:18:04,291 --> 00:18:05,250
Oui, Colonel.
Understood.
418
00:18:05,292 --> 00:18:06,293
Carter, Newkirk,
419
00:18:06,334 --> 00:18:08,503
you'll be in charge
of the first seven guys.
420
00:18:08,503 --> 00:18:10,338
Get them through the emergency
tunnel into the gate.
421
00:18:10,380 --> 00:18:11,298
Got it?
422
00:18:11,339 --> 00:18:12,299
Right.
423
00:18:12,340 --> 00:18:14,801
I'm with you
all the way, sir.
424
00:18:14,843 --> 00:18:16,261
Good, Carter.
425
00:18:16,303 --> 00:18:18,680
You don't know how secure
that makes me feel.
426
00:18:20,390 --> 00:18:22,017
All right, now,
when we're ready,
427
00:18:22,017 --> 00:18:23,351
you flyers will go out first.
428
00:18:23,351 --> 00:18:25,228
Corporal LeBeau will be
in command.
429
00:18:25,270 --> 00:18:26,229
Obey orders,
messieurs,
430
00:18:26,271 --> 00:18:27,689
and everything
will be okay.
431
00:18:27,731 --> 00:18:28,523
Anybody speak German?
432
00:18:28,565 --> 00:18:30,358
Jawohl, Herr Hogan.
433
00:18:30,358 --> 00:18:32,485
Ich spreche und verstehe
Deutsch.
434
00:18:32,527 --> 00:18:34,029
Wow, like a native.
435
00:18:34,029 --> 00:18:36,156
Good, I want to talk
to you later.
436
00:18:36,197 --> 00:18:37,198
Yes, sir.
437
00:18:37,198 --> 00:18:38,199
All right,
438
00:18:38,199 --> 00:18:40,243
one other important detail
before we start.
439
00:18:40,285 --> 00:18:41,703
To spring all of you,
440
00:18:41,745 --> 00:18:45,040
you men from Stalag 5 have
got to be recaptured temporarily.
441
00:18:45,040 --> 00:18:46,041
What?
442
00:18:46,082 --> 00:18:47,042
Recaptured?
443
00:18:47,083 --> 00:18:47,709
What's the idea?
444
00:18:47,751 --> 00:18:49,628
After all this time?
445
00:18:49,669 --> 00:18:50,879
What are the chances,
Colonel?
446
00:18:50,921 --> 00:18:51,755
Well, maybe
50/50.
447
00:18:51,796 --> 00:18:53,298
I'll admit there is a risk;
448
00:18:53,340 --> 00:18:55,216
I'm not going to try to kid you.
449
00:18:55,216 --> 00:18:56,217
Anything this important,
450
00:18:56,217 --> 00:18:58,053
I say we ought
to vote on it.
451
00:18:58,094 --> 00:18:59,679
Vote?
452
00:18:59,721 --> 00:19:01,890
I'm not asking you
to elect me to Congress.
453
00:19:01,932 --> 00:19:03,266
I'm just trying
to get you home.
454
00:19:31,169 --> 00:19:33,004
From here on, no talking.
455
00:19:33,046 --> 00:19:35,090
No cigarettes.
456
00:19:35,131 --> 00:19:36,758
Follow me, single file,
let's go.
457
00:20:02,784 --> 00:20:03,868
All right, heads up, guys.
458
00:20:03,910 --> 00:20:04,536
We're moving.
459
00:20:29,477 --> 00:20:31,312
We surrender!
460
00:20:31,521 --> 00:20:32,939
Comrade!
461
00:20:32,981 --> 00:20:35,066
Comrade, we surrender!
462
00:20:35,108 --> 00:20:36,109
Don't shoot.
463
00:20:36,151 --> 00:20:37,277
Don't shoot, we surrender.
464
00:20:37,318 --> 00:20:38,278
Dummkopf!
465
00:20:38,319 --> 00:20:39,779
Do I have to think
of everything?
466
00:20:39,821 --> 00:20:41,322
Let them in!
467
00:20:41,364 --> 00:20:43,283
Rein, rein mit euch.
468
00:20:43,324 --> 00:20:44,784
Don't shoot, don't shoot.
469
00:20:44,826 --> 00:20:45,785
Come on, come on,
come on.
470
00:20:45,827 --> 00:20:47,120
Herr Kommandant!
471
00:20:47,162 --> 00:20:49,581
Herr Kommandant,
the prisoners... I captured them!
472
00:20:58,506 --> 00:21:01,009
Well, Major, you
will be a hero.
473
00:21:01,009 --> 00:21:05,430
You kept your part of the
bargain, I'll keep mine.
474
00:21:05,472 --> 00:21:07,098
How did you
recapture them, Colonel?
475
00:21:07,140 --> 00:21:09,017
Where were they?
476
00:21:09,017 --> 00:21:11,186
Don't get cozy
with me, Major.
477
00:21:11,186 --> 00:21:13,354
One false move and
you could be hearing
478
00:21:13,354 --> 00:21:17,317
sleigh bells
coming towards you.
479
00:21:30,538 --> 00:21:31,456
Heil Hitler.
480
00:21:31,497 --> 00:21:32,707
Heil Hitler.
481
00:21:32,749 --> 00:21:35,043
Where will I find
Major Strauss?
482
00:21:35,084 --> 00:21:36,377
Here he is.
483
00:21:36,377 --> 00:21:39,422
Herr Major, I am Captain
Schmidt, Stalag 5.
484
00:21:39,464 --> 00:21:41,758
General Burkhalter's
compliments, sir.
485
00:21:41,799 --> 00:21:45,011
I have orders to return
these men to Stalag 5.
486
00:21:45,053 --> 00:21:46,721
They are the escaped prisoners.
487
00:21:46,763 --> 00:21:47,847
Take them away.
488
00:21:47,889 --> 00:21:49,390
Just a minute.
489
00:21:51,100 --> 00:21:54,646
How did General Burkhalter know
these men would be here?
490
00:21:54,687 --> 00:21:56,898
They have only surrendered
in the last half hour.
491
00:21:56,898 --> 00:22:01,903
Uh, the general, uh, received
an anonymous phone call, sir.
492
00:22:01,945 --> 00:22:04,739
He was informed the prisoners
would be found here.
493
00:22:04,739 --> 00:22:07,408
Nicely done, Colonel.
494
00:22:07,408 --> 00:22:10,411
You did mention me
to the general.
495
00:22:10,453 --> 00:22:12,288
Oh, yes, of course
I mentioned your name.
496
00:22:12,330 --> 00:22:15,458
With your permission,
Herr Major.
497
00:22:15,500 --> 00:22:16,250
Achtung!
498
00:22:16,292 --> 00:22:17,752
Get them in the truck.
499
00:22:17,794 --> 00:22:18,586
Schnell.
500
00:22:18,586 --> 00:22:19,754
Bon voyage.
501
00:22:19,796 --> 00:22:22,632
Herr Major, General
Burkhalter will be pleased
502
00:22:22,674 --> 00:22:24,008
you have recaptured
the prisoners.
503
00:22:24,050 --> 00:22:25,218
I will report
to him...
504
00:22:25,259 --> 00:22:26,928
That will not be
necessary.
505
00:22:26,928 --> 00:22:28,554
I will do my
own reporting.
506
00:22:28,596 --> 00:22:30,765
I am going back
to the stalag with you.
507
00:22:32,266 --> 00:22:34,894
But, uh, we have 15 men, sir.
508
00:22:34,936 --> 00:22:36,062
There's hardly room for...
509
00:22:36,104 --> 00:22:38,272
I recaptured these men!
510
00:22:38,314 --> 00:22:40,274
I will return them to Stalag 5!
511
00:22:40,274 --> 00:22:44,821
Captain, why don't you take
the major with you all the way.
512
00:22:44,862 --> 00:22:47,115
Why don't you stay out
of this all the way.
513
00:22:47,115 --> 00:22:49,200
Major, if you please.
514
00:22:49,242 --> 00:22:50,201
Wiedersehen.
515
00:22:50,243 --> 00:22:51,244
Heil Hitler.
516
00:22:51,285 --> 00:22:51,911
Heil Hitler.
517
00:22:58,626 --> 00:23:00,044
Good riddance.
518
00:23:04,298 --> 00:23:06,467
Now I wonder
if he'll keep his word
519
00:23:06,467 --> 00:23:08,302
or report my bookkeeping
to the general.
520
00:23:08,344 --> 00:23:11,055
I have a feeling you won't
hear from Major Strauss again.
521
00:23:11,097 --> 00:23:12,974
I hope you're right.
522
00:23:12,974 --> 00:23:14,267
How did you arrange it?
523
00:23:14,308 --> 00:23:16,477
Sorry, classified
information.
524
00:23:16,477 --> 00:23:18,771
Hogan, you saved my life.
525
00:23:18,813 --> 00:23:19,981
I could have been
executed
526
00:23:19,981 --> 00:23:21,566
or sent to
the Russian Front.
527
00:23:21,607 --> 00:23:22,984
Six of one, half a dozen...
528
00:23:23,025 --> 00:23:24,235
Why did you do it?
529
00:23:24,277 --> 00:23:25,027
Well, it's simple.
530
00:23:25,069 --> 00:23:26,404
I want us to win the war.
531
00:23:26,487 --> 00:23:27,530
Well, I don't...
532
00:23:27,572 --> 00:23:29,824
And I figure with you
alive and fighting,
533
00:23:29,866 --> 00:23:30,992
we have a much
better chance.
534
00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:40,001
Come in, come in.
535
00:23:42,628 --> 00:23:44,464
Oh, Hogan, what is it?
What do you want?
536
00:23:44,505 --> 00:23:46,799
I heard corks popping clear
across the compound, sir.
537
00:23:46,841 --> 00:23:48,843
Oh, this is
Fräulein Sofia Lindemann,
538
00:23:48,843 --> 00:23:50,178
Colonel Hogan,
senior POW officer.
539
00:23:50,219 --> 00:23:51,179
Fräulein.
540
00:23:51,220 --> 00:23:52,680
Colonel.
541
00:23:52,722 --> 00:23:54,765
As long as you're here, have
some champagne, Hogan.
542
00:23:54,807 --> 00:23:56,517
Don't mind
if I do, sir.
543
00:23:56,559 --> 00:23:57,768
Make yourself
at home, Hogan.
544
00:23:57,810 --> 00:23:58,853
Thank you.
545
00:23:58,853 --> 00:24:00,354
Heard from
Major Strauss?
546
00:24:00,354 --> 00:24:01,856
Not him, General Burkhalter
called me.
547
00:24:01,856 --> 00:24:03,065
Developments?
548
00:24:03,107 --> 00:24:05,860
Major Strauss has disappeared
with his seven prisoners
549
00:24:05,902 --> 00:24:08,404
and the escort sent
by General Burkhalter.
550
00:24:08,446 --> 00:24:09,697
Ah, that is
a development.
551
00:24:09,739 --> 00:24:11,449
He has obviously deserted.
552
00:24:11,491 --> 00:24:13,784
Hogan, you told me I would
never hear from him again
553
00:24:13,826 --> 00:24:15,161
and you were right.
554
00:24:15,203 --> 00:24:16,120
Have some caviar?
555
00:24:16,162 --> 00:24:17,872
Yeah, Colonel,
I'll get around to it.
556
00:24:19,582 --> 00:24:20,541
Hmm?
557
00:24:20,583 --> 00:24:21,709
Now what is it?
558
00:24:21,751 --> 00:24:23,211
Sounds like the natives
again, sir.
559
00:24:23,252 --> 00:24:24,378
Herr Kommandant!
560
00:24:24,378 --> 00:24:26,047
Herr Kommandant!
561
00:24:26,047 --> 00:24:28,549
Yes, yes, Schultz,
I'm coming, I'm coming!
562
00:24:30,885 --> 00:24:32,929
I'm sorry, my dear,
I'll be right back.
563
00:24:35,890 --> 00:24:37,433
When the boys create
a diversion,
564
00:24:37,475 --> 00:24:38,726
they don't fool around.
565
00:24:38,726 --> 00:24:40,811
He'll be gone at least
two hours.
566
00:24:40,853 --> 00:24:42,939
Fräulein, you have
beautiful eyes.
567
00:24:42,980 --> 00:24:45,024
Anyone ever told you that?
568
00:24:45,066 --> 00:24:47,610
Yes... Colonel Klink.
569
00:24:47,652 --> 00:24:50,529
Well, in that case, I'll
tell you about your lips.
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