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I'm sure you've all
seen Bruno here...
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I mean, Battling Bruno,
train in camp, huh.
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We have.
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Yes, sir,
we've watched him.
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Just what do you
think of him
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as a fighter, huh?
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His footwork's lousy,
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he can't counterpunch,
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his timing stinks
and he doesn't breathe properly.
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But you like him
as a person.
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He has a nice smile.
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For your information,
Battling Bruno has won
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his last 13 fights
by knockouts.
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Was he fighting men
or girls, sir?
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Ooh!
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Fighting girls.
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Were you?
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Silence!
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Now, here's the situation.
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We have here the Luftstalag
Boxing Tournament
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and as you can see, Battling
Bruno has reached the finals.
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He was fighting girls.
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He's scheduled to fight Killer
Kandisky, a guard at Stalag 9,
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for the Luftwaffe
Championship on the 31st.
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And on the 30th he goes
into hiding, right?
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Now listen,
it is important
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for the prestige
of Stalag 13
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that he win
that championship.
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Sergeant, I understand
that you are
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an experienced fighter.
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Oh, I don't know
about that, sir.
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I just fought
in the Golden Gloves.
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You will train Bruno
for the big fight.
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Start at once.
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Hold it! Hold it!
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There's nothing in the Geneva
Prisoner-of-War Convention
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that requires a man to be
a sparring partner.
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However, for certain
considerations...
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What do you want, Hogan?
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Extra half hour
of hot water per day,
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some extra bread rations
at least once a month
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and a few organized walks
in the countryside.
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Some of the men are very
interested bird watchers.
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Walks in the countryside, hmm?
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So you can try escaping.
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We've got to start
somewhere.
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I can give you everything
but that.
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Okay, Bruno has himself
a sparring partner.
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Right, Kinch?
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Sounds fair.
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Hello, Colonel Klink
speaking.
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Heil Hitler.
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Oh!
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Oh, General Burkhalter.
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How very nice
to hear from you.
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What's that, sir?
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Yes, sir, "shut up and listen,"
yes, sir.
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Oh, you're arriving tonight
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with Captain Stahl
and Major Rudel.
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Yes, sir, your quarters will
be ready for you, yes, sir.
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What?
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Top secret meeting.
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Get out of here!
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Don't worry, sir,
I won't tell a soul.
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Mm-hmm.
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Where is Private Mueller?
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Private Mueller,
Herr Leutnant?
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Ja,
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the man I ordered to stand
guard outside that door.
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I didn't know we had
a Private Mueller, sir.
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What about Schmidt?
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Oh, we have
a Sergeant Schmidt, sir.
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Ah, that's the man.
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Where is he?
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Off duty, I believe, sir.
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Off duty?
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Dummkopf!
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He disobeyed my orders.
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I will see he is transferred
to the Russian Front!
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Yes, sir.
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I will see his entire family
is transferred
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to the Russian Front!
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Now you go outside and take
his place outside that door.
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I will stand here.
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Jawohl, Herr Leutnant.
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Quick march.
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Eins, zwei, drei,
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vier, eins, zwei,
drei, vier, eins,
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zwei, drei, vier.
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Captain Stahl and Major Rudel
here are assigned
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to the Luftwaffe High Command,
the planning staff.
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High Command?
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Gentlemen, more cognac.
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We are here on a rather
delicate matter...
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Internal service
politics.
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You have certainly come
to the right man
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for delicate matters.
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Your career is
a delicate matter.
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The British
radar network
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has been frustrating
our air attacks.
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The captain and the
major here have a plan
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for knocking them out.
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Combined sabotage
and Stuka attacks.
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Very carefully
coordinated.
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Sounds good to me.
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Based on my experiences,
they should work.
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Thank you,
Colonel Klink.
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Now, because of a few
senior officers,
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the captain and the major
have not been able to get
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a hearing for the plan.
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I have suggested to commit this
idea to paper in full detail,
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then I will take it
to Göring personally.
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We need a place to work
for about a week...
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in absolute privacy.
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They will be dealing
in top secret material:
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strength of our first-line
units, airfield locations,
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names of German agents in
England, all that sort of thing.
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Can you accommodate
us, Colonel?
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Oh, I shall be greatly honored.
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I mean, if my small contribution
will help
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to destroy the British radar,
that's all the reward I need.
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Commandant, you are
a truly patriotic officer.
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Thank you, gentlemen.
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Oh, you might mention my name
to Reichsmarschall Göring,
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if he likes the plan.
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And they're going to work
in the VIP quarters.
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Just around the corner.
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Imagine the classified
information they need
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for a plan like that.
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Yeah, all those
secret goodies
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sitting right on top
of our tunnel.
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They'll be guarding
that building
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like the bloody
Bank of England.
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We'd only need ten, maybe
15 minutes with a camera.
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Some way to draw those
guards away from that building.
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Maybe we could invite
them over
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to watch
Battling Bruno train.
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Oh, sure, they'll
leave their post.
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Not very likely.
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You know, your average
Nazi just isn't a boxing fan.
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Well, hold it,
hold it, hold it.
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Yeah.
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They might not leave
to watch training,
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but a real fight
could be something else.
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When you're sparring
with Bruno,
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do you think you
could lay him out?
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Lay him out?
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The problem's going to
be keeping him on his feet.
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Herr Kommandant.
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All equipment is in the building
as ordered.
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Very good,
Sergeant Schultz.
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Post a 24-hour guard,
your best men.
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No unauthorized person is
to enter or leave that building.
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Sir, there is no need for
you to worry about security.
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I don't worry
about security.
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It's you and Schultz
that keep me on edge.
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I assure you...
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Schultz... excuse me, gentlemen.
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You got some
smelling salts?
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Smelling salts?
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Yeah, your boy Battling
Bruno is clobbering Kinchloe.
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Marvelous! Get
the smelling salts.
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Kinch is supposed to be
the sparring partner,
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not a punching bag.
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That Bruno's a real killer.
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That's the guard who will bring
the championship to Stalag 13.
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Hey, Schultz, hurry it up!
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A killer.
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I'm glad someone
around here is dangerous.
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I'd like to see
this myself.
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Come on.
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Schultz!
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There he is, Herr General,
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a great example of
a fighting man in action.
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Hmm, what a specimen.
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Ja, I wish he was
one of ours.
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I meant Battling Bruno,
not the prisoner.
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You have visitors.
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Yeah, so I see.
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Mm-hmm.
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You know what to do.
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Uh-huh.
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Next round.
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Make it look good.
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He knows that we're here,
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so he's going to try
and put on a show.
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LeBEAU:
Give it to him.
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Come on, Kinch.
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Beautiful.
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Your Battling Bruno is
showing off, all right.
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A lucky blow, that's all,
Herr General.
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The smelling salt,
Herr... Kommandant.
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Smelling salt!
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Foul!
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I saw it very clearly. Foul!
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Foul!
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Well, if I know Burkhalter,
we've got our fight.
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Carter, save
two ringside seats
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for Captain Stahl
and Major Rudel.
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It was an accident.
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Doesn't matter.
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By now the news has traveled:
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A German has been knocked out
by an American prisoner of war,
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and a black American
prisoner of war at that.
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Ah, let the news travel.
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Who cares?
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It may get to the Führer.
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I care very much,
that's who cares.
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But surely Hitler
wouldn't, I mean...
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Do you recall the 1936
Olympics in Berlin?
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An American, Jesse Owens...
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Every time he won
a gold medal,
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Hitler left the stadium
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rather than watch
the presentation.
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But certainly Hitler
could not compare that to...
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He'll manage,
don't worry.
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Surely Battling Bruno would not
let himself be knocked out again.
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Ja.
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I keep my eyes open,
Herr Kommandant.
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Ja, ja.
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Not good enough.
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We must even up the score.
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It must be known a German can
beat an American at anything.
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Klink!
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Arrange a fight
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between your champion here
and Sergeant Kinchloe.
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And Klink, Bruno must win!
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That's an order.
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Well, I can't
guarantee that...
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But you will.
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You mean cheat?
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Don't bother me
with details.
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You'll knock him out
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or you'll find yourself
fighting a Russian bear
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for the Stalingrad Championship.
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And guess who will be
in your corner,
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shivering.
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You mean a real fight?
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Regulation gloves, no headgear?
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Correct.
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Marquess of Queensberry rules.
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He was one of our chaps,
you know.
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I don't know,
it's up to Kinch.
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He's the one that's got
to do the fighting.
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Sparring partner
is one thing,
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but really fighting
that killer, I don't know.
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You knocked him out.
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Lucky shot,
Commandant.
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Yeah, very lucky.
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I saw the whole thing.
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I believe I detect
a note of fear.
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Colonel,
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we've been together a long time.
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I don't want to see Kinch hurt.
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Right. That Bruno's a slasher.
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He puts me in the
mind of Max Schmeling.
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Uh, sir, request
permission to speak.
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Sic him, Andrew.
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Well, sir, as you know,
an officer's duty is
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to protect his men.
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Now, if you let Kinch
fight that brute...
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00:11:20,471 --> 00:11:22,598
I won't order Kinch
to fight Bruno; I can't.
263
00:11:22,598 --> 00:11:24,767
But, well, if he doesn't
accept the challenge,
264
00:11:24,767 --> 00:11:27,436
I just hate the idea of
commanding Hogan's Cowards.
265
00:11:27,478 --> 00:11:29,730
It's got a nice sound to it:
Hogan's Cowards.
266
00:11:29,772 --> 00:11:30,773
I like it.
267
00:11:30,815 --> 00:11:32,108
Well, what's the decision?
268
00:11:32,108 --> 00:11:34,485
Well, I can't let
this side down.
269
00:11:34,527 --> 00:11:36,070
Okay, I'll fight Bruno.
270
00:11:36,112 --> 00:11:37,696
Are you out
of your mind?!
271
00:11:37,738 --> 00:11:40,282
You haven't had
the kind of food...!
272
00:11:40,282 --> 00:11:41,283
Back off,
fellas.
273
00:11:41,325 --> 00:11:42,827
Kinch made up
his own mind.
274
00:11:42,868 --> 00:11:43,911
Excellent.
275
00:11:43,953 --> 00:11:45,371
Shall we say
Wednesday night?
276
00:11:45,412 --> 00:11:47,289
Right, your boy
has a fight.
277
00:11:47,331 --> 00:11:48,666
Good luck.
278
00:11:48,707 --> 00:11:49,583
You'll need it.
279
00:11:53,254 --> 00:11:54,255
Come on.
280
00:11:54,296 --> 00:11:55,130
Oh, yeah.
281
00:11:55,172 --> 00:11:56,257
Ha!
282
00:11:57,591 --> 00:11:59,009
Hey, maybe I ought
to fight Bruno.
283
00:12:30,332 --> 00:12:32,167
One, two,
three, four.
284
00:12:32,209 --> 00:12:33,961
One, two,
three, four.
285
00:12:34,003 --> 00:12:35,629
One, two,
three, four.
286
00:12:35,671 --> 00:12:37,548
Eins, zwei,
drei, vier...
287
00:12:37,590 --> 00:12:39,717
Faster, faster, schneller,
schneller, schneller, schneller.
288
00:12:39,758 --> 00:12:40,843
Eins, zwei,
drei, vier...
289
00:12:40,884 --> 00:12:43,304
Ah, Bruno,
you're looking very good.
290
00:12:43,345 --> 00:12:44,221
Herr Kommandant!
291
00:12:44,263 --> 00:12:45,347
Danke, Kommandant.
292
00:12:45,347 --> 00:12:47,516
Now, your orders are
to knock out Sergeant Kinchloe
293
00:12:47,516 --> 00:12:49,018
in the first round.
294
00:12:49,018 --> 00:12:51,854
That'll teach them a lesson
about German superiority.
295
00:12:51,895 --> 00:12:53,147
First round, sir?
296
00:12:53,188 --> 00:12:54,398
I don't know if...
297
00:12:54,440 --> 00:12:56,692
Now, uh... I have
something here
298
00:12:56,734 --> 00:12:58,861
that will ensure
a first-round knockout.
299
00:12:58,861 --> 00:13:00,529
Now, you will place
300
00:13:00,529 --> 00:13:03,032
these insurance policies
in your gloves.
301
00:13:05,200 --> 00:13:07,786
But Herr Kommandant,
this is cheating.
302
00:13:07,828 --> 00:13:09,538
Schultz, all
is fair in war.
303
00:13:09,580 --> 00:13:11,999
Herr Kommandant, as
sergeant of the Luftwaffe
304
00:13:12,041 --> 00:13:14,543
and a man of honor,
I object!
305
00:13:14,585 --> 00:13:16,045
Would you also object
306
00:13:16,045 --> 00:13:18,672
as a private in
the Luftwaffe, huh?
307
00:13:18,714 --> 00:13:22,551
This is going to be
a terrific fight!
308
00:13:22,593 --> 00:13:24,345
Eins, zwei,
drei, vier.
309
00:13:24,386 --> 00:13:25,638
Eins, zwei,
drei, vier.
310
00:13:31,602 --> 00:13:33,395
The odds are now six to four.
311
00:13:33,437 --> 00:13:34,396
Stay in line.
312
00:13:34,438 --> 00:13:35,105
Keep moving.
313
00:13:36,982 --> 00:13:38,525
Have your money
ready, please.
314
00:13:38,567 --> 00:13:40,277
Cash only...
No checks.
315
00:13:40,319 --> 00:13:42,529
Right, the credit
department's on the roof.
316
00:13:42,571 --> 00:13:44,198
Take the lift...
There you go.
317
00:13:44,239 --> 00:13:46,742
All right, we'll put the
loudspeakers right about here.
318
00:13:46,784 --> 00:13:49,411
That should draw the Krauts
away from the VIP building.
319
00:13:49,453 --> 00:13:51,246
Uh-huh, that should
take the heat off LeBeau.
320
00:13:51,246 --> 00:13:52,247
Fine.
321
00:13:52,289 --> 00:13:53,665
Carter, you're going
to handle
322
00:13:53,707 --> 00:13:55,084
volume control
from ringside.
323
00:13:55,084 --> 00:13:57,711
I want you to start out high,
fade down low.
324
00:13:57,753 --> 00:13:58,754
Newkirk'll tell you when.
325
00:13:58,754 --> 00:14:00,005
Okay.
326
00:14:00,047 --> 00:14:01,048
LeBeau, I figure
327
00:14:01,090 --> 00:14:02,424
about 15 minutes
for the pictures, huh?
328
00:14:02,424 --> 00:14:03,759
Oui... the camera
is ready, Colonel.
329
00:14:03,801 --> 00:14:05,177
Kinch, that means
the fight's got to go
330
00:14:05,219 --> 00:14:06,595
at least six rounds...
331
00:14:06,845 --> 00:14:08,013
No less.
332
00:14:08,055 --> 00:14:10,307
If I have to carry
Bruno in my arms.
333
00:14:11,600 --> 00:14:13,102
Loudspeaker,
w-what loudspeaker?
334
00:14:13,102 --> 00:14:14,103
What, what, what?
335
00:14:14,144 --> 00:14:16,146
General Burkhalter
asked us to set it up,
336
00:14:16,188 --> 00:14:17,648
so the men on guard duty
could hear
337
00:14:17,689 --> 00:14:18,774
a blow-by-blow
description.
338
00:14:18,816 --> 00:14:21,777
Yeah, and Andrew will do
a bloody good job of it, too.
339
00:14:21,777 --> 00:14:23,112
Yeah, he's
the announcer type.
340
00:14:23,112 --> 00:14:25,781
You mean Carter is going
to broadcast on these?
341
00:14:25,781 --> 00:14:26,782
Uh-huh.
342
00:14:26,782 --> 00:14:27,866
Any objections?
343
00:14:27,908 --> 00:14:30,160
Why didn't Commandant
Klink tell me about it?
344
00:14:30,202 --> 00:14:31,787
I could have
set it up.
345
00:14:31,787 --> 00:14:33,580
Well, he was looking for you,
big fella.
346
00:14:33,622 --> 00:14:35,290
I was in the kitchen.
347
00:14:35,290 --> 00:14:37,501
Grazing on liverwurst
again?
348
00:14:39,378 --> 00:14:40,879
Official business!
349
00:14:40,921 --> 00:14:43,465
Schultz, it's about time
you got out of the kitchen
350
00:14:43,507 --> 00:14:44,967
and into the war.
351
00:14:44,967 --> 00:14:47,970
Loudspeaker system?
352
00:14:47,970 --> 00:14:49,012
Jawohl,
Herr Kommandant.
353
00:14:49,054 --> 00:14:50,639
Installed and ready.
354
00:14:50,681 --> 00:14:55,310
I did it myself, just like
General Burkhalter ordered it.
355
00:14:55,310 --> 00:14:57,146
General Burkhalter
ordered?
356
00:14:57,187 --> 00:14:59,231
Oh... oh, yes,
yes, of course.
357
00:14:59,273 --> 00:15:00,983
Just as General Burkhalter
ordered it.
358
00:15:00,983 --> 00:15:06,488
And Carter's broadcast will be
enjoyed by every man on duty.
359
00:15:06,530 --> 00:15:07,906
What?
360
00:15:07,948 --> 00:15:09,825
Oh... oh, yes, indeed.
361
00:15:09,867 --> 00:15:11,368
I-I'm sure it will.
362
00:15:11,410 --> 00:15:12,744
Very good,
very good, Schultz.
363
00:15:12,786 --> 00:15:14,496
Carry on.
364
00:15:14,538 --> 00:15:17,165
It's a loudspeaker,
Herr General.
365
00:15:17,165 --> 00:15:19,835
I know what
it is, Klink.
366
00:15:19,877 --> 00:15:22,337
You know, they should hear
the broadcast very plainly.
367
00:15:22,337 --> 00:15:24,548
Sergeant Carter is
an excellent announcer.
368
00:15:24,590 --> 00:15:27,509
The more men who
hear it, the better.
369
00:15:27,551 --> 00:15:32,431
Smart idea letting their
own man describe the fight.
370
00:15:32,472 --> 00:15:34,725
Oh, I knew the setup
would satisfy you.
371
00:15:34,766 --> 00:15:36,351
I supervised it myself.
372
00:15:36,393 --> 00:15:39,187
Good thinking.
373
00:15:39,229 --> 00:15:41,356
Is it possible I have
been underestimating you
374
00:15:41,398 --> 00:15:43,066
all these years, Klink?
375
00:15:45,027 --> 00:15:46,528
No, it's not possible.
376
00:15:48,196 --> 00:15:51,783
Testing... one, two, three, four.
377
00:15:58,874 --> 00:15:59,875
LeBEAU:
Ho, ho!
378
00:16:11,595 --> 00:16:13,722
Good evening, gentlemen,
379
00:16:13,764 --> 00:16:18,685
and a very warm "Heil Hitler"
to you all.
380
00:16:18,727 --> 00:16:22,397
Now, the contest this evening
takes place
381
00:16:22,439 --> 00:16:24,733
with the kind permission
of a man
382
00:16:24,733 --> 00:16:31,073
whose brilliance is matched only
by his high rank.
383
00:16:31,114 --> 00:16:34,785
I refer, of course,
to none other
384
00:16:34,826 --> 00:16:38,246
than the one and only
General Burkhalter.
385
00:16:42,918 --> 00:16:45,045
Silence!
386
00:16:45,087 --> 00:16:47,339
Any POW who gets out of line
387
00:16:47,381 --> 00:16:52,427
will find himself in solitary
confinement on bread and water.
388
00:16:52,469 --> 00:16:56,390
So... enjoy yourselves
and have a good time.
389
00:16:59,434 --> 00:17:01,603
Now... the contestants.
390
00:17:01,603 --> 00:17:08,610
In this corner, wearing
black trunks at 205 pounds,
391
00:17:08,652 --> 00:17:11,446
the pride of Stalag 13
392
00:17:11,446 --> 00:17:17,702
and the champion of all the
Luftstalags, Battling Bruno.
393
00:17:20,205 --> 00:17:21,790
Boo!
394
00:17:21,832 --> 00:17:26,962
In the far corner,
at 195 pounds,
395
00:17:26,962 --> 00:17:30,298
one of our most popular POWs,
396
00:17:30,298 --> 00:17:31,925
Sergeant Kinchloe.
397
00:17:35,679 --> 00:17:38,598
The referee
for tonight's contest
398
00:17:38,640 --> 00:17:44,479
is Oberleutnant Herman
Schmelzer, Fourth Panzer Brigade
399
00:17:44,479 --> 00:17:50,235
and at present the president
of the Düsseldorf Athletic Club.
400
00:17:52,779 --> 00:17:58,243
The judges: General Burkhalter,
Captain Stahl, Major Rudel
401
00:17:58,285 --> 00:18:01,830
and, of course,
your commandant.
402
00:18:03,039 --> 00:18:06,126
All Nazi judges
and a Kraut referee.
403
00:18:06,168 --> 00:18:08,795
Has all the makings
of a fair fight.
404
00:18:11,715 --> 00:18:13,508
I want a good,
clean fight.
405
00:18:13,508 --> 00:18:15,594
No gouging.
406
00:18:15,635 --> 00:18:16,928
In case of
a knockdown,
407
00:18:16,970 --> 00:18:18,805
you go to
the neutral corner.
408
00:18:18,847 --> 00:18:20,849
Now shake hands.
409
00:18:20,849 --> 00:18:23,185
When the bell rings,
you come out fighting.
410
00:18:23,226 --> 00:18:24,811
Good luck
to you both.
411
00:18:24,853 --> 00:18:26,021
May the best man...
412
00:18:26,062 --> 00:18:27,397
Battling Bruno...
413
00:18:27,439 --> 00:18:28,231
Win.
414
00:18:34,529 --> 00:18:36,239
Did you get
the insurance policies?
415
00:18:37,282 --> 00:18:38,241
Good.
416
00:18:38,283 --> 00:18:39,784
Don't forget...
First-round knockout.
417
00:18:46,958 --> 00:18:48,543
Guten Abend, sports fans.
418
00:18:48,585 --> 00:18:51,046
This is Sergeant Andrew Carter
speaking to you ringside
419
00:18:51,046 --> 00:18:53,423
here at Luftstalag 13
Sports Palace,
420
00:18:53,465 --> 00:18:56,176
ready to bring you
a blow-by-blow detail
421
00:18:56,217 --> 00:18:57,886
of this very, very great
contest.
422
00:18:57,928 --> 00:19:00,513
The boys are in the center
of the ring now.
423
00:19:00,555 --> 00:19:01,765
They're sparring around
just a little bit,
424
00:19:01,806 --> 00:19:03,350
feeling each other out now.
425
00:19:03,391 --> 00:19:06,728
Bruno looks like he can do some
real damage here this evening.
426
00:19:06,770 --> 00:19:09,314
Well, I'd hate to be in there
with him.
427
00:19:09,356 --> 00:19:11,441
Friends, I just wish you could
be here with us.
428
00:19:11,483 --> 00:19:13,568
There goes that Battling Bruno
now with a big uppercut!
429
00:19:13,610 --> 00:19:14,986
And Kinchloe looks
like he's in trouble.
430
00:19:15,028 --> 00:19:16,655
Bruno and Kinchloe
are going into a clinch,
431
00:19:16,696 --> 00:19:17,697
the referee breaks it up.
432
00:19:17,739 --> 00:19:18,740
There they go now.
433
00:19:18,782 --> 00:19:19,866
Kinch backing away.
434
00:19:19,908 --> 00:19:22,118
Bruno looks very, very good.
435
00:19:22,160 --> 00:19:24,746
He tries... tries a left now
there, tries a left.
436
00:19:24,746 --> 00:19:25,955
Bruno just caught Kinch there
437
00:19:25,997 --> 00:19:28,041
with a big left hook
to the chin.
438
00:19:28,083 --> 00:19:30,710
Kinch is on the deck
and the referee's counting now.
439
00:19:30,752 --> 00:19:36,633
Five, six, seven,
eight, nine.
440
00:19:42,138 --> 00:19:43,932
Hey, you're doing
a great job.
441
00:19:43,973 --> 00:19:45,350
Great job, Kinch.
442
00:19:45,392 --> 00:19:47,102
Could have
fooled me.
443
00:19:47,143 --> 00:19:48,978
I thought
you were out.
444
00:19:49,020 --> 00:19:50,772
You thought?
445
00:19:50,772 --> 00:19:52,315
What'd you say your name was?
446
00:19:52,357 --> 00:19:53,441
You're kidding.
447
00:19:53,441 --> 00:19:55,443
That guy's got something
in his gloves
448
00:19:55,443 --> 00:19:57,362
feels like
two Sherman tanks.
449
00:19:57,404 --> 00:19:59,155
He really caught me.
450
00:19:59,197 --> 00:20:00,990
Should have figured
on a double cross.
451
00:20:01,032 --> 00:20:03,618
Stay out of his way,
get on your bicycle.
452
00:20:03,660 --> 00:20:05,161
You can believe it.
453
00:20:05,203 --> 00:20:07,622
Hey, suppose
he clips me again?
454
00:20:07,664 --> 00:20:09,791
Then we're all going
to take the count,
455
00:20:09,791 --> 00:20:11,334
in front of a firing squad.
456
00:20:11,376 --> 00:20:12,627
Newkirk,
457
00:20:12,627 --> 00:20:14,170
get going on the P.A.
458
00:20:14,212 --> 00:20:15,130
Right, sir.
459
00:20:18,967 --> 00:20:20,760
Excuse me, sir,
we've had a complaint
460
00:20:20,802 --> 00:20:22,303
from the men in the compound.
461
00:20:22,303 --> 00:20:23,304
It's not loud enough.
462
00:20:23,346 --> 00:20:25,390
Well, let's do something
about it at once.
463
00:20:25,432 --> 00:20:26,182
Yes, sir.
464
00:20:26,933 --> 00:20:27,892
That should do it.
465
00:20:27,934 --> 00:20:28,977
Good.
466
00:20:30,645 --> 00:20:33,022
And there goes the bell
for round two.
467
00:20:33,064 --> 00:20:35,150
Yes, sir, and now
Kinchloe's coming out
468
00:20:35,191 --> 00:20:36,818
looking very fresh and ready.
469
00:20:36,860 --> 00:20:38,611
Yes, sir, he is ready
for revenge.
470
00:20:38,653 --> 00:20:40,113
He's circling around now,
keeping away
471
00:20:40,155 --> 00:20:42,699
from that old Teutonic left hook
that laid him on the deck.
472
00:20:42,740 --> 00:20:45,452
And Bruno takes a left
to the body and a right.
473
00:20:45,493 --> 00:20:47,662
And now he comes for the jab
to Kinchloe's head.
474
00:20:47,662 --> 00:20:48,580
He's connected!
475
00:20:48,621 --> 00:20:50,165
Wow, Kinchloe's now
shaking his head,
476
00:20:50,206 --> 00:20:52,375
trying to clear it out,
but there's no chance.
477
00:20:52,417 --> 00:20:54,210
Let me tell you something,
fight fans...
478
00:20:54,252 --> 00:20:55,795
This Battling Bruno
can really hit.
479
00:20:55,837 --> 00:20:58,089
He doesn't connect very often,
but when he does...
480
00:21:27,285 --> 00:21:30,121
A left, a right, another left
and now another right.
481
00:21:30,163 --> 00:21:32,081
Oh, boy, they're
in a clinch now.
482
00:21:32,123 --> 00:21:33,708
Now they're separated
by the referee,
483
00:21:33,750 --> 00:21:36,294
Oberleutnant Herman Schmelzer.
484
00:21:36,336 --> 00:21:38,213
Now they're backing away
and now Kinchloe's...
485
00:21:38,213 --> 00:21:39,172
What is this?
486
00:21:39,214 --> 00:21:40,757
You're supposed to be on duty.
487
00:21:40,798 --> 00:21:42,050
Back to your posts!
488
00:21:42,091 --> 00:21:43,801
Schnell, both
of you, move!
489
00:22:14,916 --> 00:22:16,042
Now Kinchloe's slowed down
490
00:22:16,084 --> 00:22:18,252
just a little bit now
from the pressure
491
00:22:18,252 --> 00:22:20,254
from that bruising, brutish
Battling Bruno.
492
00:22:20,254 --> 00:22:21,589
What a fight this has been.
493
00:22:21,589 --> 00:22:23,591
Yes, sir, I wish you folks
out there in Krautland
494
00:22:23,591 --> 00:22:25,426
could have been here
with us this evening
495
00:22:25,426 --> 00:22:27,261
because we've really seen
ourselves some battle.
496
00:22:27,303 --> 00:22:28,972
Ooh, and Kinchloe is down.
497
00:22:29,013 --> 00:22:32,100
That battling Bruno caught him
again with that big left hook.
498
00:22:32,100 --> 00:22:34,769
This could be curtains
for Kinchloe now.
499
00:22:34,769 --> 00:22:35,770
Four,
500
00:22:35,812 --> 00:22:38,106
five...
501
00:22:38,147 --> 00:22:40,108
Schultz,
isn't it exciting?
502
00:22:45,363 --> 00:22:46,656
I'm sorry, Colonel.
503
00:22:46,698 --> 00:22:49,158
LeBeau's not finished...
He's not back yet.
504
00:22:50,201 --> 00:22:52,286
Okay...
505
00:22:52,286 --> 00:22:53,121
back on the bicycle.
506
00:23:08,302 --> 00:23:09,470
Look out for that
bloody uppercut!
507
00:23:15,643 --> 00:23:17,645
Stick him, Kinch!
508
00:23:17,645 --> 00:23:18,980
That a boy!
509
00:23:19,021 --> 00:23:20,356
- Stick him!
- Stick him!
510
00:23:20,398 --> 00:23:21,482
Now, Kinch, now!
511
00:23:29,907 --> 00:23:30,867
Stop the fight!
512
00:23:30,908 --> 00:23:31,826
Stop the fight!
513
00:23:31,868 --> 00:23:33,327
We give up! We give up!
514
00:23:33,369 --> 00:23:34,620
But Colonel!
515
00:23:34,662 --> 00:23:37,498
I just couldn't stand by seeing
you take this punishment, Kinch.
516
00:23:37,498 --> 00:23:38,332
I'm sorry, it's just inhuman.
517
00:23:46,132 --> 00:23:51,179
One minute and ten seconds
of the seventh round,
518
00:23:51,220 --> 00:23:57,185
the winner and champion of
Stalag 13, Battling Bruno.
519
00:24:05,526 --> 00:24:08,112
You know this loss is
costing us a bloody fortune.
520
00:24:08,154 --> 00:24:10,448
Worth every penny
for the pictures I got.
521
00:24:10,490 --> 00:24:13,993
Don't worry, we'll put it on
the expense account to London.
522
00:24:16,621 --> 00:24:18,331
Hey, didn't I pay you once?
523
00:24:18,372 --> 00:24:19,999
Hey, Fritz, come...!
524
00:24:22,877 --> 00:24:25,546
Hey, listen now, any of you
Nazis trying to collect twice,
525
00:24:25,546 --> 00:24:27,131
you're going to get
in serious trouble.
526
00:24:27,298 --> 00:24:29,383
I mean it.
527
00:24:29,383 --> 00:24:32,595
You, Sergeant Kinchloe,
put up a great fight.
528
00:24:32,637 --> 00:24:33,721
Thank you, General.
529
00:24:33,763 --> 00:24:37,058
But the superiority
of the master race
530
00:24:37,099 --> 00:24:39,352
will tell every time.
531
00:24:39,393 --> 00:24:43,231
And Battling Bruno is
still champion of Stalag 13.
532
00:24:43,272 --> 00:24:46,150
Uh, I'd like to be the one
to tell him that, sir...
533
00:24:46,192 --> 00:24:47,568
as soon as he wakes up.
534
00:24:47,610 --> 00:24:49,362
Which should be
in a day or so.
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