All language subtitles for Hogans Heroes S05E11 The Empty Parachute

Herr Kommandant,

Colonel Hogan reporting
as ordered.

You asked
to see me, Colonel?

I ordered you here.

It was a command.

I told him, Herr Kommandant,
it was an order.

I said, "Oh, boy, the Commandant
is so mad," I said.

Schultz, shut up
and get out.

Jawohl, Herr Kommandant.

Well, whatever it was,
I'm here.

What's up?

Hogan, I would
like to remind you

that this is
a prison camp,

and that you
and your men are prisoners.

I'll accept that.

And any reflection
on this camp

is a reflection on me.

Yeah. Is that all?

No.

Today, when your
men went into town

on a work detail,
they did something

which I consider
a personal insult.

What did they do?

They were wearing armbands
which said

that they were prisoners here
at Stalag 13.

They went into a tourist agency
and asked for travel folders.

How does that
make me look?

Maybe they're not happy here.

Hogan!

I have been too
easy with you.

From now on,

there will be
the strictest discipline.

You and your men
will toe the mark.

Gosh, all the fun
and good times are out?

Any breach of regulations,
and it'll be the cooler.

Uh, okay.

I'll certainly tell the men

that you're, um,
dissatisfied with them.

No, that's not
strong enough.

Tell them that
I'm angry.

And when Wilhelm
Klink is angry,

somebody will get
it in the neck.

Herr Kommandant?

Schultz, I told
you to get out.

I am so glad to see
you, Major Hochstetter.

Heil Hitler.
Heil Hitler.

This is Herr Schlager.

Oh, Herr Schlager,
what a great...

Heil Hitler.

Of course.
Heil Hitler.

Herr Schlager is here...

What is he doing here?

Oh, just routine
camp business.

This is Colonel Hogan,
Senior P.O.W. Officer.

Heil.

An American. Ugh.

You sound like you've seen a lot
of them lately.

That'll be all, Hogan.

Well, don't you want
to talk some more

about the
travel folders?

Look here, Hogan, I... I...

That will be all for now, Hogan.

Please feel free
to come and talk to me anytime.

I encourage my prisoners
to come

and discuss their problems
with me.

I call that
being soft.

Oh, but I never give them
any sympathy.

Right, Hogan?

Oh, that's right.

Most of the time,
he abuses us.

There you are.

You can be very proud
of the Commandant.

He's mean, vicious, rotten
through and through.

Brutal,
detestable, mean.

Wait a minute.
I said that.

Dismissed, Hogan!

I said, dismissed.

Just trying to give you
a good character, sir.

Ah, Herr Schlager,
please,

please, won't
you sit down?

Let me take your
briefcase from you.

Oh. I'm-I'm so sorry.

What's up,
Colonel?

I don't know.

But Hochstetter
just brought a guy in

who's got a briefcase
chained to his arm.

Maybe it's
his lunch.

Then the recipe
must be top secret.

You were absolutely right
to come here.

Got it, Colonel.

From a security standpoint,
Stalag 13 is a fortress.

And I can give you
my personal assurance

that you're quite safe here.

Herr Schlager does not
need your protection, Klink.

The Gestapo can
take care of that.

Oh, I didn't mean

that the Gestapo
was not capable.

Major Hochstetter,
you know my admiration

for your wonderful Gestapo.

If I've said it once,
I've said it a thousand times.

Colonel Klink...

Yes, sir.

Let me explain,
so it will be perfectly clear.

I'm all ears.

I have been entrusted
with a highly important mission.

That mission has been
accomplished.

The results of it are
here in this briefcase.

Good, good.
Very good.

I congratulate you.

Now, nothing must
happen to it.

I must get it
safely to Berlin!

And I have said you
could not be in a safer place.

This is a prison

that not only can prisoners
not get out of,

but they can't get into it.

May I have the phone?

Oh, yes, sir, please.

Help yourself.

My prison is your prison.

Klink, please, stop
making speeches.

Admit it... you are upset
because Herr Schlager feels

that it's safer here
than your Gestapo headquarters.

Shh.

Hello.

This is Herr Julius Schlager.

Priority Double-A.

Put me through at once

to the Fuhrer's private line
in Berlin.

Maybe it's the Fuhrer's lunch
in that briefcase.

Sounds like
big stuff.

How are we going
to get a look at it, Colonel?

I don't know,

but it's our
priority Double-A.

Hello.

Mein Fuhrer.

I have got it.

Oh, yeah, it is all
we ever hoped for!

Oh, but of course
I understand.

I guard it with my life.

Oh, thank you, Mein Fuhrer.

The Fuhrer is sending
a Luftwaffe plane here

to pick me up.

And in the meantime,
I repeat,

nothing must happen
to this briefcase!

Do I make myself clear?!

You know,
getting that briefcase

isn't going to be easy.

Well, we could get
a message to the RAF.

Have them
down the plane.

No, we got to see what's
in that briefcase.

Maybe we could pump Klink
and find out.

Klink doesn't know,

and neither does
Hochstetter.

No, we got to find
out for ourselves.

Now, how can
we do that

when it's chained
to his wrist?

Have him unchain it.

We will;
just like that?

Yeah.

Newkirk, stand
next to LeBeau.

Now, LeBeau,
you know

he's going to
lift your wallet.

What would you do?

Oh, that's easy.

That's what
anyone would do.

And that's how we're
going to get Schlager

to unchain it
from his wrist.

He'll put the briefcase
in his pocket?

In a manner
of speaking.

Or you could say,

he's going to put
it in our pocket.

You don't
understand, Schultz.

We're planting flowers
'cause we love beauty.

We want this to be a prison
we can be proud of.

With vegetables,
you can be proud

and eat them, too.

Hey, Schultz!

Yeah, Newkirk,
what is it?

I think Commandant
Klink's looking for you.

He knows where I am.

I'm right here
if he wants me.

What makes you think
he wants to see Schultz?

Oh, I heard him say,
"Where is that idiot?"

No. He said,
"Where is that stupid idiot?"

Well, maybe he
meant someone else.

No.

He wants me.

I'll be right back.

Here he comes.

Okay, let's go.

Newkirk!

Yeah?

The Commandant didn't want me.

Oh, it must have been
some other stupid idiot.

Yeah.

Oh, it's against regulations
to make insults to the guards.

You have ten more minutes
for outside activities.

Then back to the barracks,
you understand?

Finish up, Carter.

Hey, Carter.

- Oh.
- Ow!

Ow! Be careful!

Sorry!

Oh, you hurt me.

Come in, come in.

Yes, Schultz,
what is it?

Herr Commandant,

I want to report that...
I found this.

Good.

If nobody claims it,
you can keep it.

Now get out.

Wait a minute.

Where did you find
this parachute?

It was buried
in the yard.

I thought
it looked suspicious.

I thought
I should report it.

I was only doing
what I thought was right.

Herr Schlager,
the enemy knows you are here

and have dropped a man
to get this briefcase.

That's absolutely
ridiculous.

I agree with
Hochstetter.

Oh, I mean
it's ridiculous to think

that he could
get away with it.

I can assure you,
Herr Schlager,

that wherever he's hiding,
he will be found.

If you do not,
you will find yourself

in a most disagreeable
situation.

I don't see
how you can blame me.

Where was the Luftwaffe
to stop him?

Where was the Gestapo?

And where were you
when an enemy agent dropped

right in the middle
of your prison camp?

We can talk
about this later.

Of course, Herr Schlager.

At your court-martial.

But what precautions
do we take right now?

I would say the first thing is
to put the briefcase

in a secure place
and put a 24-hour guard on it.

Meanwhile, we will
search every inch

of Stalag 13 until we
find the enemy agent.

I agree.
But what is a secure place?

Right here in Klink's safe,

with a guard posted.

Well, that takes care
of the first step.

They just put it
in our pocket.

Search the barracks!

Hurry!

Hey, they just gone

into Barracks Four, sir.

They're tearing the
place upside down.

I was stopped
three times

coming across
the yard.

Is that so?

I wonder
what they're looking for.

It seems there's a
parachute that's missing.

Oh, they're so easy
to misplace.

All right, so they put
the briefcase in the safe.

So, how we going to get it
from the safe?

We know the combination,
don't we?

Sure, but they've been guarding
Klink's quarters every minute.

How do we
get around that?

Please, one miracle
at a time.

Tell us what you're looking for;
we might be able to help you.

You will know it when
we find him, Hogan.

Oh, it's a man!
Can you describe...

What'd he look like?
What was he wearing?

A parachute.
A parachute.

Schultz, shut up!

Ah! Herr Kommandant,
here he is!

Here he is!
I found him!

Here he is!
I've got him!

Hey, what's
the idea?!

Oh, it's you!

Oh, you think it would
be someone else.

Oh, boy.

Anybody else in there?

Come on, raus!

Everybody!

Hogan, if you
know anything

about this man that
we're looking for,

you better
tell me now.

All I know is
what I've heard here, sir.

Now, Hogan, look me straight
in the eye

and tell me
that you're not involved.

I'm not involved.

And you know nothing
about it?

I know nothing about it.

Satisfied?

No!

Herr Kommandant...

I beg to report,
they did not find anything.

All right.

The next barracks.

The next barracks.

Okay, let's go.
Let's go, three, four.

One, two, three, four,
one, two, three, four.

One, two, three, four...

I'll take care
of you later.

I hate to say this, Colonel,

but I don't
see any way

we're going to
get our hands

on that
briefcase.

You're right... the
situation's hopeless.

There's no solution.

We're faced with an
absolute impossibility.

In that case, sir,
why don't you tell us

what you've thought of?

All right, here it is.

What do you mean,
he is not in the camp?

We have searched
everywhere.

The man is not
in the camp.

I bet my life on it.

But we found
this parachute.

We know he was here.

Colonel Klink, do you mean
that he escaped from your camp?

Nobody escapes from Stalag 13.

If he's here, he'll be found.

Come in, come in.

Herr Kommandant,
Colonel Hogan

would like to have
a word with you.

What is it, Hogan?

If you don't mind.

He would like to talk to me.
I'm the commandant.

I am the Gestapo!

All right,
tell Major Hochstetter

what you want to say.

It's about the
parachutist. Aha, I knew it!

You were hiding someone.
Where is he?

Go on, tell us right away,
or I'll have you shot.

Major Hochstetter,

you don't have to threaten
Colonel Hogan.

He came here on his own
free will to talk to us.

Bah! These men understand
only force.

Go ahead, Hogan.

Well, it's a matter
of simple logic.

I spent quite a bit of time
figuring it out.

I suddenly realized I could tell
you something about this man.

I never doubted it. Go on.

Well, a man parachutes
into the center of the camp.

Why at this particular time?

Why not before or later?

Just one thing:
Herr Schlager is here.

So I figured

the reason is he wants something
Herr Schlager has.

How's that for logic?

Hogan, go away.

Let me have him
for two hours.

I'll make him talk.

It's easy to get him to talk.

The trouble is
he never says anything.

Gosh, I thought you fellas
would be glad to hear my theory.

We're not interested.

Come in. Come in.

Not now. Go away.
Come back later and clean.

Hogan, I'm the commandant here.
I give the orders.

Sorry, sir.

Go ahead, do the cleaning.

Go ahead, do the
cleaning. Yes, sir!

Oh, just a minute,
just one minute!

I have another theory.

- Never mind, Hogan.
- Dismissed.

Now, this is really
an original idea.

You'll be crazy about it.
We don't want to hear it.

We interrupt this program

to bring you a
special broadcast.

It is forbidden
to turn off your radios.

The next voice you hear
will be the Fuhrer.

The Fuhrer!

Heil!

What's really unusual
about this...

Shh! Shh! Shh! Shh!

Sounds like the same
speech he made last week.

Shh! Shh! Shh!

We will now resume
our regular program.

Heil Hitler.

Heil Hitler.

Ah, it always makes me feel
so much better

after I've heard
the Fuhrer.

Hmm, you had better
start worrying

about what you will hear
from the Fuhrer

if you do not find
the parachutist

that landed
in this camp.

Don't put the blame
on me.

I'm only responsible
for the prisoners.

The Gestapo sees
after the spies.

Fellas! If you don't mind.

I can't stand
family quarrels.

Well, come on,
let's open it,

see what's
so flippin' important.

Yeah. Yeah, I'll force the lock.

Hurry up; the suspense
is killing me.

Hold it, hold it!

Something wrong?

I don't know yet.

Just as I thought.
These locks are phony.

Uh-oh. That's bad.

Why? All it means
is we're not going to have

any trouble
opening the ruddy thing.

All it means is that
they're booby-trapped.

If you tried to force
this thing open,

you would've set off
an explosive charge.

I don't feel too good.

The suspense isn't
killing me anymore.

There is a way to open
it without any danger.

How?
What?

I haven't the slightest
idea what it is,

but we'd better get
it open pretty soon

and find out
what's inside

before that Luftwaffe
plane arrives for Schlager.

What we need for this job
is an expert.

Yeah. Why don't we call
Information?

Kinch, get on the radio
to London.

Tell 'em to put their top
demolition man on the speaker.

Right, Colonel.

Watch it!
Take it easy.

It might be
your turn to go.

You don't have to take us
with you, do you?

All right?

This is Major Blair.

Go ahead, Mama Bear.

Got a little problem here,
Major.

Describe your problem,
Colonel.

It's an attaché case
with a phony lock.

You've got a winner.
What's the hardware like?

Outside of the lock, it, uh,
has two diamond-shaped clasps.

I was afraid of that.

Lost two of my best men
in Munich on that one.

I'd suggest you pass.

No dice.

We have to see
what's inside.

It's important.

Tell me how to open it.

Okay.

But if I hear a loud noise,

I won't bother going on.

Thanks.

All right, stand back,
all of you.

That's an order.

Okay, blast away.

I mean...

go ahead.

The case must be
in an upright position.

Roger.

Once you start working on it,
any other position

releases an acid vial
that'll set off the charge.

Gotcha.

Move the lever under the handle
to the right.

Uh-huh.

Now slide the diamond clasps

at the same time
to the outer edge.

Remember,
exactly at the same time.

So far, so good.

Go ahead.

Now pull the handle straight up

with an even tension.

Okay.

Now comes the tricky part.

There are two models:

One, you turn the handle
clockwise,

and the other, you turn it
counterclockwise.

Which one's this?

There's no way of telling.

Take your choice.

But not to worry...

If you made a mistake,
you'll never know it.

Get back, huh?

That's a direct order.

Counterclockwise?

Roger.

You've done it. Good show.

Now the charge is disarmed.
There's no danger.

It was a pleasure
doing business with you.

Over and out.

Oh, wow.

Oh, blimey.

American money!

Ten-dollar bills!

This is what's
so important?

No, it was this.

The Nazis have
gone in business

for themselves,
making American money.

It's just
about perfect.

Nobody would suspect
it's counterfeit.

Whoever engraved
this is a genius.

That means they could flood

all the neutral countries
with this money.

It's like having your
own key to Fort Knox.

Well, let's smash
the plates.

No, the engraver'd
only make another set.

Kinch...
Yeah.

Do you have some tools
with a fine edge?

Yeah, that's it.

Give it a try.

Paper.

Mm-hmm.

Now, that's what I
call a work of art.

LeBEAU:
Exquisite.

Yep. If the Nazis
are passing it,

I feel it's only fair
they get credit for it.

I didn't know you were
an artist, Colonel.

Yeah, when I was a kid,
I used to practice

on billboards and posters.

All right, Newkirk,
clean off those plates.

Let's get the briefcase
back into Klink's safe.

Newkirk, go to
the kitchen,

get some sandwiches
and coffee

and bring it to
the tower guards.

Not Newkirk. I'll send one
of the others...

Hold it,
Colonel Hogan!

You don't send,
I send.

Come on, let's...
let's go.

Listen, Newkirk,
now, hold it!

No back talk!

That's great. That's great.

Newkirk's the only one

who has the combination
to the safe memorized.

There's a copy
in the tunnel, Colonel.

I'll go get it.

Forget it. No time.

Schlager's plane's here.

No monkey
business with me.

When I give an order,
it's an order.

When I give an order
to a prisoner,

it's a command,
do you understand?

I know, Schultz.

That's why they made you
a sergeant

after only 12 years
in the army.

Oh, no.
"Oh, no" what?

Uh, Schultz,
let me tell you a story.

No, don't tell me any story.
What is this?

It's a very simple
story, Schultz.

What is it you saw
over there?

Nothing.

What did you see
over there? What?

Nothing, Schultz!
Nothing!

Colonel Hogan, I know
exactly when you are lying.

What did you see
over there? What...?

Uh-huh.

It was a parachutist.

Oh...

Which way did he go?

Where?

Colonel Hogan...

Hold it! Separate!

No talking!

You understand?

Colonel Hogan, let's go.

This has to be reported
to Commandant Klink.

All right, Schultz,
but nothing's

going to make me betray
a fellow American.

Aha! It was an American.

You let that slip out.

Darn it.

Let's go
to the commandant.

And one, two, three,
four, one...

I would not come here and
disturb you, Herr Kommandant,

if it would not be a matter
of greatest importance.

What I have to say...
It is so important...

If it's so important,
get to the point.

Jawohl.

Herr Kommandant, Colonel Hogan
and I... we saw the parachutist.

Are you sure?

Yes, Herr Kommandant,
we saw him with our own eyes.

It was an American.

That man must be caught!

I'd say he's gotten what he
came for and is gone already.

The briefcase!

Oh, it's in the safe.

Want to bet?

But we were here
all the time.

I'd say any man
who can drop

in the middle of
a prison camp

and keep 100 men
from finding him

can do most anything.

Colonel Klink, open the safe.

I want to see that briefcase
with my own eyes.

All right, all right,
Herr Schlager,

if it means that
much to you.

- He's blown a live grenade!
- Run for your lives!

Grenade? Let me out!

False alarm! False alarm!

What? False alarm, Commandant.

- It's safe.
- What do you mean, safe?

Must be a dud.

That parachutist,
he is an idiot.

He didn't even pull
the pin.

Aw, you don't understand.

The Allies are trying to win
the war without violence.

Hogan, I want you to know that
I'm not through with you yet.

Why bother with me?

Schlager's off to Berlin
with his briefcase.

Your worries are over.

But yours aren't.

There's something
very fishy

about the way
you've been acting.

And when I find
that parachutist of yours,

it'll be the cooler
for everybody.

You're wasting your time looking
for an American, you know.

What do you mean?

This parachute.

"Made in Berlin."

Mm-hmm, yeah, you're
going to look pretty foolish

when this gets
out, Commandant.

Hogan, you're not
to mention this to anybody.

That's an order!

An order?

A request?

A request?

A suggestion?

A suggestion?

Please?